The Morning Report — 8/ 19 /26

Good morning kids. Once again our complete lack of shock by this is in direct proportion to our abject horror and revulsion.

Again, El-Sayed’s mother was helping the financial operations of a network that supported one of the most infamous terrorist leaders of modern times (Bin Laden), who orchestrated the deaths of nearly 3,000 Americans in 2001. That same network supported a terrorist group (Hamas) that committed the worst single day of slaughter of Jews since the Holocaust in 2023. And the “charity” network propped up the genocidal Jihad group that has spent years committing atrocities in Afghanistan: the Taliban. El-Sayed has not publicly distanced himself from Elkomy’s past, or indeed, from Islamic extremist groups in general. Why should he, when Islam explicitly teaches that Jihad is praiseworthy? Again, CAIR not only donated to him, but officially endorsed him and encouraged people to vote for him. If a terrorist front group endorses you, that probably means you are likely to promote the goals of Jihad. And the Muslim Brotherhood celebrated El-Sayed’s primary win. El-Sayed certainly — and proudly — supports wiping Israel off the map.

Welcome to Michiganistan! Where we all slam for ISLAM!!!

And despite New York City, the most Jewish city on the planet outside of Israel itself went utterly meshugah by voting in Momzer Mamdani, this still happened.

Now the largest Catholic civil rights group in the United States — the Catholic League for Civil and Religious Rights — has also asked Mamdani to stay away from the 9/11 ceremony, for the same reasons that the families and friends of those murdered on 9/11 gave. More on that demand can be found here: “Largest Catholic Civil Rights Group in US Urges Mamdani to Skip 9/11 Memorial Ceremony,” by Shiryn Ghermezian, Algemeiner, August 6, 2026:

Well, leave it to Bill Donohue and the Catholics to step up and do the right thing. But there is no way that that evil scumbag is going to skip the 9/11 ceremonies. Because for him and every other Muslim on the planet, 9/11 was not an horrendous tragedy, to them it was a glorious victory. I fully expect ululations and the passing out of candy and Halvah in every Muslim neighborhood this side of the M-79 star system. I wouldn't put it past Hizzbollah hizzoner to add the names of the 20 hijackers to the list of the victims along with Bin Laden.

Considering the Democrats have a bigwig who honored her grandfather on Veteran's Day who served during World War 2, no not as a GI but in the Nazi Wehrmacht, perhaps my observation about Mamdani is less a nightmarish wisecrack than God-forbid a prediction of the future! And what a shock, the aforementioned Democrat bigwig turns out to be Kelly Neumann a fundraising boss in MICHIGAN!

How do you say Ach du Lieber in Arabic or Pashtun...or with a Yuper accent?!!! From that madness we flashback to the glory days of Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and this character he and his ilk inflicted on us...

A “Maryland father.” That’s how the propaganda press described Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an illegal alien from El Salvador that the Trump administration sought to deport. Despite accusations of MS-13 ties, human smuggling, and domestic abuse, Democrats and their allies in the corporate press turned Abrego Garcia into a national martyr. But the innocent “Maryland father” narrative is collapsing once again with new details revealed by the Department of Justice about Abrego Garcia. . . As the propaganda press’ cover-up for criminal Abrego Garcia continues to fail, they keep trying to find new ways to preserve their carefully crafted narrative about him, this time by just not telling their readers about the new evidence, while in the past just parroting the preferred narrative from a court or Abrego Garcia’s lawyers.

Other than the aforementioned meshugas, yesterday was another primary day in several states and here's the tale of the tape/recap, courtesy of Breitbart.

Have a good day.

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

“I was going to kill Scott Bessent," Ryan Michael English told authorities as he was handcuffed.
Transgender-Identifying Man Sought To Kill Scott Bessent
Paige Cognetti touted the training as part of an effort to 'address racial bias in city government' and 'increase accountability'
Pennsylvania Mayor Running for Congress Tapped Professor Known for Singling Out White Students To Train Cops on Their 'Unconscious Bias'
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
ICE Director Todd Lyons later acknowledged that two agents involved in the incident lied about what happened. Federal prosecutors also dismissed charges against Sosa-Celis and Alfredo Aljorna after newly discovered evidence conflicted with the original allegations.
Minnesota Wants Christian Castro. The Media Already Has Its Verdict.
No ‘birthright citizenship’ for Mexican-natives who have an American citizen ancestor, federal court rules.
No Birthright Citizenship for Mexican-Born Man, Fifth Circuit Rules
The ‘Maryland father’ narrative is collapsing once again with new details revealed by the Department of Justice about Abrego Garcia.
New Filing Details Human Smuggling Evidence Against ‘Maryland Father’ Kilmar Abrego Garcia

THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)
With Monday’s quiet expiration of the 60-day cease-fire deal in Iran and no talks scheduled about a new agreement, the on-again, off-again war has entered a strange new phase.
Michael Goodwin: Voluntary regime change in Iran appears to be a pipe dream — despite Trump’s efforts
The murderers came home. The Yazidis were left behind.
The Wrath of ISIS and the Case for the Yazidi
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY
The strike came “after a reported visit by a Turkish military delegation to the site.”
Report: Israeli Airstrikes Hit Syrian Airbase as Turkey Expands Regional Military Footprint
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
Salman Ahmed Elmi, who was honored by the state’s Department of Human Services in 2021 with the Outstanding Refugee Award for Entrepreneurship, was slapped with a total of eight counts of aiding and abetting theft last week, the National Review reported.
‘Outstanding’ Minnesota refugee from Somalia once honored by the state faces charges in $4.5M Medicaid, sex-trafficking scheme
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Big government is a fearful master. In one of his State of the Union speeches, President Bill Clinton famously said, “The era of big government is over.” Today’s leftists never got that message. They love big government, almost as much as they despise President Donald Trump. They call him an authoritarian... Like everyone else on the left, the report’s authors claim to be fighting for “democracy,” which is to say fighting President Trump. But one reason Trump is in office today is that the federal government became so unresponsive.
From 'Affordability' to Antitrust: The Left Fantasizes About Bringing Back Big Government
California’s “abundance” agenda promises more of everything—except the water, energy, and infrastructure needed to make abundance possible.
California’s Neglected Infrastructure is Harming America
Her jurisprudence signals a revived skepticism of originalism and limits on judicial power.
Ketanji Brown(25) Jackson and the Return of the Warren Court
In its application to SCOTUS, the Justice Department characterized Leon’s injunction as “extraordinary and unlawful,” and argued that the project (“integrated military complex) “ is vitally required by national security.”
DOJ Asks SCOTUS To End Blockade On White House Ballroom Construction
Child-to-staff requirements raise costs without delivering clear benefits.
Sweden Doesn’t Mandate Childcare Ratios. Why Does America?
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The "Podcast Election" has shown us that Democrats tend to pretend bias doesn’t exist, while Republicans tend to embrace it.
The Real Reason Trust In Media Collapsed
The Fourth Estate is constitutionally illiterate.
Fake News ‘Journalists’ Love the Deep State
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Again, El-Sayed’s mother was helping the financial operations of a network that supported one of the most infamous terrorist leaders of modern times (Bin Laden), who orchestrated the deaths of nearly 3,000 Americans in 2001. That same network supported a terrorist group (Hamas) that committed the worst single day of slaughter of Jews since the Holocaust in 2023. And the “charity” network propped up the genocidal Jihad group that has spent years committing atrocities in Afghanistan: the Taliban.
El-Sayed’s Mother Worked for Terror Group That Helped Bin Laden
The Islamic Society of North America convention also features an unindicted co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing
Islamic Group Pulls Pakistani Cleric Known for 'Pedophilic Rhetoric' From Convention Featuring Abdul El-Sayed—But Keeps Imam Who Called Holocaust 'Hoax'
The thing no Muslims believe turns out to be something many of them believe — again.
Muslim Cleric Affirms: Kill Those Who Insult Muhammad
Will he do the decent thing?
Largest Catholic Civil Rights Group Wants Mamdani Disinvited to 9/11 Ceremony (How could Mamzerdani not attend because Muslims believe 9/11 was a great and glorious Islamic victory. He'll be smirking, gloating and praising the terrorists at the podium?! - jjs)

AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
By pleading guilty today, Dr. Morens has taken responsibility for what he did and will continue to do so.” – Tim Belevetz, Morens’ lawyer...
Former Fauci Aide Pleads Guilty to ‘Defrauding U.S.’ in COVID-19 Scheme.
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
While Biden policies are responsible for runaway inflation, the Trump admin still has work to do to get costs back under control.
Blame (Mostly) Biden For High Prices
You don’t defeat socialism by giving up on basic economics.
Don’t Throw the Free-Market Baby Out With the Bathwater

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
The University of Denver's Animal Law Program, where Rutinel served as a fellow, is run by a Harvard-trained lawyer who said there's 'no principled reason' for elephants to be 'deprived of legal personhood'
Colorado Dem Manny Rutinel Served as Fellow at University Law Program Tied to Accused Ecoterrorists and Claims of Insect Sentience
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
If you can’t understand that it’s evil to kill children, you are a mortal danger to the innocent and therefore not fit to live in a just society.
‘Postpartum Depression’ Or Not, Lindsay Clancy Should Be Executed For Murder
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
It’s time for parents to take full control of their children’s education.
Escaping the Educational Industrial Complex
There are several reasons that college students are dumber today than in past generations.
Another reason many college students can't do math
Any society that sees any value in a delusional, narcissistic con-man like Jason Arday is doomed to fail. (Obama's jug ears just perked up - jjs)
The Jason Arday Scandal Is Even Worse Than You Think
Empowering educators to take back their classrooms is a necessary solution for the school behavioral violence the Obama administration’s race-based discipline policies ushered in.
New Iowa Law Empowers Teachers To Take Back Their Classrooms From Violent Students
ABORTION
Massachusetts’ new law approves unrestricted abortion up until birth.
Murder They Wrote
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
The deployment underscores the importance of election integrity to the Trump administration. Recent polling suggests that the midterms are practically neck-and-neck. As such, much of the public is likely to welcome additional oversight against cheating. The record number of monitors is likely to be taken as a source of reassurance for voters concerned about election integrity.
Trump DOJ Deploys Record 1,000 Election Observers to Monitor Midterms.
GRIFTING OLEAGENOUS PARASITIC RINO SCUM
Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) responded to the news that a former staffer of his is now working on the campaign of Texas Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico.
John Cornyn on Former Staffer Now Working for Talarico Campaign: Only ‘Authoritarian Countries’ Tell You ‘Where You Work’
The silence from most of the GOP on so fundamental an issue.
Socialism in the Open and on the Right
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
“Median Strategies has concluded its polling project and will not publish additional polls. All previously published polling releases have been withdrawn and should not be cited or treated as genuine polling data.”
Pollster Behind Karen Bass’ 12-Point Lead Admits Poll Was Fake, Shuts Down Operations
“I wish my family could afford to buy me a million-dollar home.”
Glass houses Anti-rich DSA leader lives it up in posh $1.5M NYC pad paid for by millionaire parents
POLITICS
Full coverage start to finish from Breitbart - jjs
Election Bight in AK, FL, CA and WY...
White House communications director Steven Cheung fired back on Ossoff in a post to X, calling him a “miserable person who hates this country.”
White House Lambastes ‘Theater Kid’ Sen. Jon Ossoff
Results came in fast and furious in the Sunshine State, where one House incumbent was unseated, several others fended off insurgent primary challengers and a Democratic Senate hopeful was dealt a stunning defeat by a member of the Democratic Socialists of America.
Key takeaways from action-packed primary election night in Florida
The vast majority of black voters supported his primary opponent, who denounced the election as 'racist'
In Major Reversal, Talarico Implies That Black Votes Matter
What have we become when a majority would support a Socialist candidate over one endorsed by the president?
The Ruination Of America
We've come a long way since 1988.
The Long Rise of the New DemocratParty
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Meanwhile, Colombian president asks President Trump to suspend tariffs after recent earthquake.
Indonesia Hit by Nearly 1000 Aftershocks Following Major 7.7 Earthquake
UN and Congress Commies stage next fake crisis.
Cuba Claims It’s the New Gaza
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Strategy draws on a “Finland model,” allowing carefully conditioned initial construction at allied foreign yards while requiring technology transfer, U.S. investment, workforce training, and eventual domestic production.
Trump Moves to Rebuild America’s Naval Shipbuilding Base
Murat Piker, who muses on the nature of ‘incels’ on his brother’s livestream, has worked on major military projects including jets and undersea drones
Hasan Piker’s Wingman Brother Is Space Engineer With Security Clearances Who’s Worked on Air Force One and Nuclear ‘Doomsday Plane’ for Boeing
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Our federal government is now so powerful that it can bankrupt or shut down a commodity, an industry, or a class of restaurant with a single decree.
The Cyclospora Panic of 2026
Vaccine critics say that among other “egregious subterfuges, cheats and poor design practices” in Moderna’s clinical trial, the company didn’t use a true placebo, but instead compared the mRNA shot to a traditional flu vaccine, in other words they compared “one bad vaccine with another.”
Critics Say Moderna’s New FDA-Approved mRNA Flu Shot Does More Harm Than Good
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in October will start recognizing detransitioning — reversing gender “transition” mutilation — in official diagnosis codes for purposes of insurance billing and data collection.
CDC Recognizes Detransitioning As Official Condition, Opens Door To Medical Treatment For Mutilated Kids
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
As that technology begins going into full operation, China will also slowly stop crashing uncontrolled lower stages within China, often at great risk to its own citizens. The Chinese communists did not develop this technology for this reason (it has apparently never cared whether its falling rockets injured innocent civilians), but to lower its launch costs and increase its launch rate. It will now be able to do all these things.
China today finally succeeds in vertically soft-landing a first stage
The picture... is a screen capture from the short video issued by SpaceX, showing both Starship in the foreground and SpaceX’s recovery ship in the background. That this spacecraft has remained seaworthy after all this time is a remarkable testament to its design and construction, and bodes well for future iterations.
Floating Starship successfully reaches calm waters off Christmas Island
In more blunt terms, cosmologists have been guessing, and their guesses are likely wrong.
Webb data suggests early galaxies had more low-mass stars than predicted
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
While the basic facts of the Clancy case are agreed by both prosecution and defense inside the courtroom, outside everything is up for grabs.
The Medea of Massachusetts: What the Social Media Reaction to the Lindsay Clancy Trial Says about American Women Today
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
It's all well and good to say women want to be girlbosses, and yeah it's fine to be in charge, but not to be in charge of everything, and certainly not of romance.
Bumble's switch-up is right— let men do the asking
Christian Toto: Unhinged "comic" gets media lovefest in return to Trump's America
Rosie O’Donnell Calls Jewish Bari Weiss a ‘Nazi’
“Would you be open to styling for this person for his trial?” the magazine asked Jacobs. After looking at the photo of Mangione, Jacobs chucked, and answered “Um, yes.”
Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs Says He Would Dress Luigi Mangione for His Trial, Calls Him a Fashion Trendsetter
HITHER & YON
One of the great mysteries of the New World is its name. Why were both continents named after a relatively unknown Italian merchant by the name of Amerigo Vespucci, rather than the great explorers who are much more well known for discovering and exploring its shores in the 1490s?
The map that named the New World

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1 When will the morons of the US discover the enemy within our borders?

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at August 19, 2026 07:21 AM (vj9mz)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

3 Helluva Mother's Day over at El-Sayed's!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 07:23 AM (ndZc7)

4 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 07:27 AM (2Cry5)

6 The arrival of Ship 13 at Christmas Island is amazing. Went through some rough seas.

Another picture on the web showed the rocket floating in port, with two ships, each equipped with one large crane, adjacent to it.

This speaks well of the workmanship of SpaceX.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

7 All of those revelations about the character of his family
1. Is no surprise
2. Further qualifies him among the Islamist-Democrat voters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

8 The Propaganda Press will glory in the spectacle of a jihadist mayor celebrating the murder of thousands of citizens, and his wife will get plenty of press too, at least from her tweets on the big day if nothing else.

Oh, what a horrible thing New Yorkers have done, putting this awful guy in Gracie Mansion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 07:29 AM (qPiHX)

9 When will the morons of the US discover the enemy within our borders?

We know they are there. We may or may not have planned out what to do. A hint is in the level of gun ownership of US citizens. Has it gone up?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

10 G'morning J.J.!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 19, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)

11 Huck Follywood

I'll bet Mandamni was cheated into office. This, after previous mayors drove out many rational voters to other places. So a long-standing operation to take over, decades in the making.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

12 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

13 It sucks for people who lost loved ones on 9/11 to have to endure some smarmy terrorist gloating over their ashes.

I get it. But it's totally appropriate for Mamdani to be there - it's a city full of people who elected him because they hate America and love Islam and want to see a Muslim spike the ball on their graves.

Black, white, brown, Muslim, atheist and Jew alike, they all share the common ground of hatred for this country and its people.

If I were in the shoes of these 9/11 families, I'd just move the commemoration ceremony to Shanksville, and move my own butt out of that sorry ass foreign city. It's enemy territory now. Why ritualistically pass beneath the conquerors' yoke every day?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

14 The Real Reason Trust In Media Collapsed

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Ooo! I know! I know!
[Waves hand over head]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 07:33 AM (ndZc7)

15 $39.9 Trillion in debt.

Trillion with a "T".

Tick tock...tick...tock...

Posted by: Broke, Sober and Sorry at August 19, 2026 07:33 AM (9WAJE)

16 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 19, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Good morning! A triple-digit roaster of a day to commence.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 07:35 AM (wVcYX)

18 >Floating Starship successfully reaches calm waters off Christmas Island
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This is a fascinating on-going story
I think now, the only way this ends is they tow the thing back out to sea, and sink it

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:36 AM (ZxPkt)

19 Will he do the decent thing?
Largest Catholic Civil Rights Group Wants Mamdani Disinvited to 9/11 Ceremony

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I'd be highly shocked if he did the "decent thing" and stayed away. The temptation to rub America's face in 9/11 just by showing how islam has conquered NYC will be too great.

I hope he gets pelted with rotten, wet garbage.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:37 AM (qBdHI)

20 >15 $39.9 Trillion in debt.

It's a write off.

Posted by: Kramer at August 19, 2026 07:37 AM (Q+gd/)

21 >I'd be highly shocked if he did the "decent thing" and stayed away.
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He can't stay away
Staying away would be admitting that concerns about his presence are valid

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

22 If they let him speak at that ceremony unscathed I will be sorely disappointed.

This is an excellent opportunity to humiliate the Islamists. Not a single word he utters should be heard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

23 Don Black

Lift it to Starbase City in Texas as a monument to the early days of the SpaceX Solar System Empire; Elon IV, Emperor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

24 San Franpsycho

As the crowd turns their backs to Mandamni, throw shoes at the stage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

25 The University of Denver's Animal Law Program, where Rutinel served as a fellow, is run by a Harvard-trained lawyer who said there's 'no principled reason' for elephants to be 'deprived of legal personhood'

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Now do unborn babies. Anyone hazard a guess where this idiot stands?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

26 Rosie O'Donnell celebrated her return to America by calling Bari Weiss a Nazi. Bari, a nice Jewish girl from Pittsburgh, a lesbian, and a Democrat, has committed the great sin of not accepting mindless groupthink that dictates antisemitic hate.

It’s worth noting that Gina Carano’s Hollywood career collapsed after she shared a social media message suggesting conservatives are being “othered” much like Jewish people in 1930s-era Germany.

Roseanne Barr lost her signature ABC sitcom, and so much more, for one racially-charged Tweet.

O’Donnell will face no repercussions for saying such cruel, fact-free things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 07:45 AM (Xa17V)

27 As the crowd turns their backs to Mandamni, throw shoes at the stage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

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Yeah, like that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

28 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Excellent point. But killing the innocent is so "on brand" for commies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

29 Good morning

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 07:46 AM (jJdaW)

30 Is Starship 13 the first one to be recovered? I understand SpaceX would like to examine it for future upgrades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 07:47 AM (2Cry5)

31 >Lift it to Starbase City in Texas as a monument
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to paraphrase Matt Damon, Elon would have to science the shit out of that

all seriousness aside, I don't see how

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt)

32 to paraphrase Matt Damon, Elon would have to science the shit out of that

all seriousness aside, I don't see how
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt)
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Even if they have to cut it into parts, I suspect they will take it back to Texas

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (j/Zm5)

33 > Is Starship 13 the first one to be recovered?
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I think so
usually it lands on the water, keels over and explodes/sinks
this one refused to explode

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)

34 Martini Farmer

Yes, wrt the Ship part of the rocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

35 Penn States's cocaine kingpin had a nickname - I'm being completely serious here - and it's amazing.

Pablo Pledgescobar.

Absolutely epic. LET'S GO STATE!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (PGK1w)

36 Briahna Joy Gray
@briebriejoy
Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.
The problem with cops is their selective enforcement of crime. It’s about protecting monied interests. Not you.

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"Killer" and fashion icon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 07:52 AM (ndZc7)

37 As someone who readily admits that I'd be a defense attorney's worst juror (I have little compassion for those that are obviously guilty and fully support the death penalty), I do go back and forth on what Lindsay Clancy's punishment should be. The woman jumped out of a window and severed her spine. She obviously has very deep psychological problems, coupled with all that pharmaceutical stew she was taking. I'd be less inclined to sentence her to death (does MA even have that?). She should get life in prison, not be confined to some mental hospital for X number of years. It's all an incredible tragedy. Incidentally, I thought it really strange how her husband got married so quickly afterward.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

38 Don Black

There is well practiced technology in getting large object, like the USS Cole or USS Roberts, out of the water for transport to repair yards.

Lift ships, usually by Dutch salvage firms, meet that need.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

39 Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.

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I'd like some proof of that please.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

40 Pablo Pledgescobar.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Excellent. The Dems will run him for President in 2032.

Glad to know your roof is sound, or it would be Gutterdammerung.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

41 @briebriejoy... The problem with cops is their selective enforcement of crime. It’s about protecting monied interests. Not you.

She's on the right track.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2026 07:55 AM (Q+gd/)

42 Thanks, JJ!

You Rock!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2026 07:56 AM (VyBeY)

43 > There is well practiced technology in getting large object, like the USS Cole or USS Roberts, out of the water for transport to repair yards.

Lift ships, usually by Dutch salvage firms, meet that need.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I'd bet, it Musk has an interest in this sort of thing again, that's exactly what we'll see near the splashdown point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

44 Briahna Joy Gray
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Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

45 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

46 Martini Farmer

If the FAA does not approve a Chopsticks landing, putting it in the nearby Gulf of America would be a sound plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

47 Birdbath status?

Dry as a bone...

Morning, all. I endure. Time to finish waking up, take a walk before it gets too hot, and start the job searches again.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 07:58 AM (aJQbY)

48 I'd like some proof of that please.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
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It's just sh*t they say to advance their will to power.

Everything a leftists says is a lie. They do not recognize objective truth. Anything that serves their purpose is "truth."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

49 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Have a great Hump Day everyone.
Outside of the DSA woman beating Vindman (hehehehe) the DSA didn't have a good day yesterday. Hopefully it will make them even angrier at the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (rp63B)

50 Far left wackjob Stephen A. Smith isn't far left wackjobby enough!

Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Jemele Hill and Don Lemon say Stephen A. Smith has become problematic because he's been hosting "certain" people and hanging out with them

They feel that he is in a way betraying "black journalism"

This comes after the NABJ gave Smith its 'Thumbs Down' award, citing his commentary about black women, Jasmine Crockett being among them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (ndZc7)

51 Why are these people still breathing air? What has happened to America? I can't abide, so I need to turn it off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (tvdD1)

52 Thanks JJ, and good morning Horde!

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (jdi+Z)

53 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

Oh, Mitch....won't see him no more.

Posted by: Deep State GOPe operatives at August 19, 2026 08:01 AM (9WAJE)

54 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 08:01 AM (RqFM6)

55 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe)

57 Results came in fast and furious in the Sunshine State, where one House incumbent was unseated, several others fended off insurgent primary challengers and a Democratic Senate hopeful was dealt a stunning defeat by a member of the Democratic Socialists of America.

--

Houston, we have a problem. Anyone want to soothe my nerves that these DSA socialists are not bamboozling the imbecile-minded voters and are actually not a major problem that seems to be growing exponentially? Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

58 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

That's the report so far this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe)

59 Briahna Joy Gray
======

Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Bernie Sanders'. National Press Secretary for the Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)

60 Yes I know about lift ships
they are ships for shipping ships
the problem then is, the route back to the US
across the Pacific? If the lift ship doesn't fit thru the Panama Canal, you'd have to offload the rocket and truck it back to Texas

Similarly, if you go the other way, west, your lift ship has to transit the Suez Canal or go around the Cape Of Good Hope, which is definitely a movie I would go see

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)

61 Well, leave it to Bill Donohue and the Catholics to step up and do the right thing. But there is no way that that evil scumbag is going to skip the 9/11 ceremonies. Because for him and every other Muslim on the planet, 9/11 was not an horrendous tragedy, to them it was a glorious victory. I fully expect ululations and the passing out of candy and Halvah in every Muslim neighborhood this side of the M-79 star system. I wouldn't put it past Hizzbollah hizzoner to add the names of the 20 hijackers to the list of the victims along with Bin Laden.

And NYC elected him.

Sorry, but reap it. You've forgotten. You've pissed on the souls of those that perished that day due to islhamic terrorism. Watch him dance on their graves. You've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

62 Are FL primaries open elections? Commie Nixon beating traitorous Vindman kind of smells like a little operation Chaos, with GOP voters putting the least electable Dem across the line.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:05 AM (gm9Sb)

63 John Cornyn on Former Staffer Now Working for Talarico Campaign: Only ‘Authoritarian Countries’ Tell You ‘Where You Work’

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That's just about as lame a statement as he could've ever released. Good G*d, what a miserable piece of work he is/was. Fingers crossed that Paxton wins, because if he does, getting rid of Cornyn will be one of the political highlights of the year.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

64 Repeal the 19th. It was a horrible, horrible mistake.

Posted by: Monk Wally D'Honque III at August 19, 2026 08:06 AM (dYZNu)

65 Don Black

Panama Canal should be wide enough. Or to a port in California, and send it by barge. Too big to rail or drive it from CA to Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

66 Another picture on the web showed the rocket floating in port, with two ships, each equipped with one large crane, adjacent to it.

This speaks well of the workmanship of SpaceX.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

It's no space cock.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at August 19, 2026 08:07 AM (2YhKe)

67 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

Why do you care?

The Senate is currently in recess - but not the kind of recess which would allow Trump to do anything, just the kind where most of them are not in DC - and isn't scheduled to return until 9/14. So he wouldn't be doing Senate things anyway.

According to KY law, he wouldn't be replaced before the November election even if he were declared to be dead.

It's a non story, affecting nothing, and, like Epstein or the debt - which we cannot affect, is brought up just to get people riled up and feeling helpless. Troll or not, be better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

68 They feel that he is in a way betraying "black journalism"

This comes after the NABJ gave Smith its 'Thumbs Down' award, citing his commentary about black women, Jasmine Crockett being among them
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (ndZc7)
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He's not really black.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

69 58 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

That's the report so far this morning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe

And he will leave just as gracefully as Cornyn, Massie, etc etc. But if Thune would take a small break from posting pictures of himself being ignored by constituents, he might hear the bell tolling.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (2UJ+q)

70 Amnesty UK
@AmnestyUK
Comedy has always belonged beside human rights campaigning – that's why Amnesty’s show is back at Edinburgh Fringe this Friday and Saturday!

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Take my genocide. Please!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (ndZc7)

71
“Would you be open to styling for this person for his trial?” the magazine asked Jacobs. After looking at the photo of Mangione, Jacobs chucked, and answered “Um, yes.”
Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs Says He Would Dress Luigi Mangione for His Trial, Calls Him a Fashion Trendsetter

May I suggest a Bloody Butcher's Apron, Dunce Cap and Toy Cap Pistol as de rigueur for-

The Marc Jacobs Luigi Mangione Murder Collection

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (iJfKG)

72 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

That's the report so far this morning.

Posted by: Sponge

Maybe he should not have voted against removing Omar from her committees.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm)

73 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

He did.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

74 Screamin' A. Smith is valuable for comic relief. Kinda like Carville.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

75 He's not really black.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Or a journalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

76
Maybe he should not have voted against removing Omar from her committees.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm)

It's good he did. That way everyone knows what side he's on.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

77 Low point of the day. Fucking dew point remains in the mid 70s, making things uncomfortable. High point of the day. Delivery of some compression socks. The golden years my ass.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:11 AM (gm9Sb)

78 Mentally-Ill Transgender (but I repeat myself) Man Sought To Kill Scott Bessent

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (wfdbg)

79 Fun Fact: Starship weighs over 100 tons, empty, and is over 50 meters long

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (ZxPkt)

80 So a female Communist of Color™ wants to be a US senator from Florida?
Alexa, order more popcorn.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

81 The golden years my ass.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:11 AM (gm9Sb)

SpongeDad: Whoever said these were the golden years was an asshole!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

82 anyway, it'll be interesting watching this play out

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (ZxPkt)

83 Low point of the day. Fucking dew point remains in the mid 70s, making things uncomfortable. High point of the day. Delivery of some compression socks. The golden years my ass.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:11 AM (gm9Sb)

They're called the golden years for all the gold you have to spend to try and get through them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

84 Trump Takes Hilarious Swipe at Alex Vindman After Stunning Primary Loss: ‘How Cool is That?’

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:13 AM (wfdbg)

85 Mentally-Ill Transgender (but I repeat myself) Man Sought To Kill Scott Bessent
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (wfdbg)

Wasn't he just sentenced to 6+ years in prison?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:13 AM (2YhKe)

86 Never thought I’d be happy to see a DSA candidate win an election!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (0pL/G)

87 Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.

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Now, Planned Parenthood is corporate genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (ndZc7)

88
To be fair, $1.5 million is shy of what buys a luxurious penthouse in Manhattan these days.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL)

89 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ)

90 The thing about McConnell, or Mad Maxine Waters, both whom have been absent for months is that they can get away with zero explanation to the public... the public they supposedly work for.

Whether it's their staffers being dicks, the family being dicks, or whatever... that they can remain absent for long periods of time, both while Congress is in session and when it's not, is the issue.

I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

91 Limbaugh always had a great Alexander Vindman bit.

Posted by: I miss Rush at August 19, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

92 The upper part, that is
the bits floating on the sea at present

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:15 AM (ZxPkt)

93 Whether it's their staffers being dicks, the family being dicks, or whatever... that they can remain absent for long periods of time, both while Congress is in session and when it's not, is the issue.

I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

This.

They're on the payroll. Show up to your job or you're fired. Just like the REST of us would experience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

94 Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs Says He Would Dress Luigi Mangione for His Trial, Calls Him a Fashion Trendsetter“

He and Hugo Boss should have a nice chat in hell someday day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:16 AM (0pL/G)

95 Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.
---------

Accepting the Left's propositions is a fool's errand. They do not want the scimitar to come for them for reasons adjudicated by random citizens outside a court of law.

Mostly because the courts favor them anyway. So it's all just useless bullshit.

I would rather listen to someone scratch a record for five hours than to try and reason with a leftard's latest jizz filled declaration for half a second.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:17 AM (Kr1pO)

96 Who among us has not had a mother who supported terrorists? We can't hold that against sonny boy.

I'm not up yet. Just peeking in before getting a bit more sleep. Nothing as restful and relaxing as a JJS Morning Report!

Being in post-surgical recovery is a fine excuse for sleeping late.

Later, gaiters!

Posted by: mindful webworker - pre-caffeinated at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (yrKoI)

97 62 Are FL primaries open elections? Commie Nixon beating traitorous Vindman kind of smells like a little operation Chaos, with GOP voters putting the least electable Dem across the line.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08

No, they are closed. And we better pull our heads out of our fourth point of contact because slow and steady isn’t winning races. Engaging, charismatic, and influencer playbooks are on the left. Now I don’t think they will win against saner R candidates in a state like Fl, yet. But if we don’t start with better campaign strategies, they will win in more places than will make us comfortable. This is why we need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC, not the guy who nobody remembers who he is.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2UJ+q)

98 > that they can remain absent for long periods of time, both while Congress is in session and when it's not, is the issue.
----

it's that gosh-darn Constitution, I tell you!
both houses of Congress can make their own rules

which can't really be blamed on the Founders
how were they to know Congress would some day attract mostly assholes?

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (ZxPkt)

99 Hey, everybody. Just have a brief moment to pop in!
I've got wake boarding this morning and cliff diving this afternoon. Summer recess is great!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

100 I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

The great irony is that our pocketbooks and freedoms are far safer when people McConnell and Maxine don’t show up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (0pL/G)

101 In math, 45 percent of high school seniors scored “below basic,” the lowest level since 2005. In reading, 32 percent scored “below basic,” the lowest level since the exam’s inception in 1992.

I know this sound crazy but any school with more than 50% of the kids not being able to read and write needs to stop every class but reading/writing and math.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

102 This is why we need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC, not the guy who nobody remembers who he is.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2UJ+q)

We absolutely DO NOT need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC. We need a David Hogg in charge of the DNC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

103 If I was in charge of the camps I would force the inmates to read Basic Economics and pass a test before being released.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

104 97. Umm..RNC. Maybe I need more coffee before this next class. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (2UJ+q)

105 102 This is why we need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC, not the guy who nobody remembers who he is.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2UJ+q)

We absolutely DO NOT need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC. We need a David Hogg in charge of the DNC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August

I am dead, forgive that really, really crazy typo. And it was CRAZY. 🤪

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (2UJ+q)

106 Umm..RNC. Maybe I need more coffee before this next class. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (2UJ+q)

It's okay. Being dead can make anyone mistype.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

107 Only one forecast model run, but:

🚨🥶 WHAT IN THE FROZEN FUCKNIPPLE FORECAST IS THE GFS DOING?! 🥶🚨

Y’ALL… the GFS just rolled into August 29th and apparently decided summer has had enough fucking screen time.

This long range crackhead computer is dragging 50s DEEP SOUTH with 60s damn near sniffing the Gulf Coast.

HOW THE HELL WE GO FROM HUMIDITITTIES™ sweating through three bras and a lawn chair… to GLACIERGASM NIPNUGGETS hard enough to pick up FM radio?!

That ain’t a cold front. That’s a
TITTYHIBERNATION EVENT.

Folks gonna walk outside expecting their usual 7AM Swamp Crotch Soufflé and get tittyslapped by a breeze fresh out the refrigerated section at Walmart.

BUT CALM THE F#%K DOWN. 🛑

This bastard is 270 HOURS OUT.

DO NOT drag the hoodies out.
DO NOT cook a 14 gallon pot of chili.
DO NOT summon Pumpkin Spice Patricia.
DO NOT post “FALL IS HERE 🍂while your damn AC is still fighting for workers’ comp.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (RqFM6)

108 Results came in fast and furious in the Sunshine State, where one House incumbent was unseated, several others fended off insurgent primary challengers and a Democratic Senate hopeful was dealt a stunning defeat by a member of the Democratic Socialists of America.

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Houston, we have a problem. Anyone want to soothe my nerves that these DSA socialists are not bamboozling the imbecile-minded voters and are actually not a major problem that seems to be growing exponentially? Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

LiB....wait a second. LIB?!?! Well, anyways.

The media/Dims are trying to turn them into -

The New Boomers.

Cuz they're the New Pepsi Generation and they got something to say!!!

They're are young, man, and not held back by your old-fashioned punk and yacht rock!

Something like that.

They want to hook the young on stupid becuz they're young and ignorant of life.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (iJfKG)

109 Yooper accent is the correct spelling for how the residents of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula speak. Hopefully very few support what’s going on around Detroit.

Posted by: Lester Rips at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (DJMRh)

110 97 People should be very afraid of the DSA nuts. If just a few get in office, they would have ready allies in the likes of the squad. The NSDAP in the twenties was only seating about twenty people in the Reichstag, and next thing you know we had Nuremberg rallies starring you know who.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (gm9Sb)

111 I am dead, forgive that really, really crazy typo. And it was CRAZY. 🤪
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM
++++

Lots of us are.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at August 19, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

112 I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:23 AM (2YhKe)

113 Today Is National Potato Day. 🥔

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

114 Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (rm6ZB)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)

115 > I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

The great irony is that our pocketbooks and freedoms are far safer when people McConnell and Maxine don’t show up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (0pL/G)
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The greater irony is that they still spend my money... even while absent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2Cry5)

116 113 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026

She was good for comic relief if nothing else. Also a poster child for why an MBA is meaningless.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2UJ+q)

117 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)

118 rickb223 -

I, um.

I doubt Friend Computer, there, I said it! It's time to send me to the Mutant Commie Traitor Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (aJQbY)

119 Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (rm6ZB)

If Jews are blaming the right for the 1930s while ignoring Dem candidates literally calling for them to be interred in concentration camps today, I don't know that anything will ever break through.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:25 AM (PGK1w)

120 Can egg nog be far behind?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:25 AM (Kr1pO)

121 Whoa... auto-zapped.

Nevermind, Paul. You're doing great. Keep it up, kiddo.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (PGK1w)

122 109 Yooper accent is the correct spelling for how the residents of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula speak. Hopefully very few support what’s going on around Detroit.
Posted by: Lester Rips

Three big colleges there employ close to 7,000, plus student enrollment. They vote as a block for democrats.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Y8DZL)

123 Lars, the potato goes in the front!

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

124 I miss TJM.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

125 Three big colleges there employ close to 7,000, plus student enrollment. They vote as a block for democrats.
Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Y8DZL)

I wonder what percentage of college students vote both where the college is and at home.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

126 I wonder what percentage of college students vote both where the college is and at home.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

Whether they know it or not.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

127
It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin
Ehh vry where you go

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (ZxPkt)

128 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

*wears paisley shirt*
*strums guitar*
*sings*

Has anybody here seen my old friend Mitch?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He's gone to a farm to run and smell flowers
I looked around
And he was gone.

*wipes single tear*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (iJfKG)

129 I miss TJM.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

Did he ever get a new job or is he only making videos with incorrect opinions about movies?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

130 I miss all the good trolls.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

131 Vindman received over $16 million in campaign contributions and I never saw even one ad for him. No matter, win or lose, that grifter had a very good day.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (lgXer)

132 They want to hook the young on stupid becuz they're young and ignorant of life.

--

I saw over at the NYP a campaign picture of the loser DSA candidate in FL (dummy named Larkin) and his campaign posters show an alligator and the motto "Chomp the Oligarchy." Most of his supporters probably couldn't even define oligarchy if they had to. Incidentally, the poster lists "Florida Youth Justice Coalition" at the bottom. Justice, I say! Oligarchy, I say! These people regurgitate the same buzz words over and over and over again. There's never a shortage of dummies who fall for it...unfortunately.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)

133 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

They should have known the air-speed velocity of unladen swallows.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

134 The NSDAP in the twenties was only seating about twenty people in the Reichstag, and next thing you know we had Nuremberg rallies starring you know who.

===

we know who...

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (g47mK)

135 If Jews are blaming the right for the 1930s while ignoring Dem candidates literally calling for them to be interred in concentration camps today, I don't know that anything will ever break through.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:25 AM (PGK1w)
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Not just any Jews. JINOs. Many aren't even Jewish, though they have some Jewish ancestry in their DNA.

No different than what actually happened in 1930s Germany. A book to read:

The Pity of it All

https://tinyurl.com/47dx65wy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (QNSrI)

136 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (gm9Sb)

The biggest problem is they have the full backing of the DNC and media and more, they're just keeping it on the down low and flat lying while they spread their contagion.

Think of "We Democrats are at **WAR** with the DSA!!" as the mid-20's version of "Hey a random lady ate a sick bat in China and now a few people seem to be sick...".

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (Kr1pO)

137 Good to see Republicans in Florida didn't fall for the attempted return of Chris Collins. He was a Congressman from the Buffalo area who went to jail. Moved to Florida and ran in the primary. Got 8%of the vote. Go away
Though I see former Republican Congressman Dave Jolly will be the Dem nominee for governor. The new version of Charlie Crist.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (rp63B)

138 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

That's the report so far this morning.

Posted by: Sponge

Maybe he should not have voted against removing Omar from her committees.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm)
*****
I'm glad he lost now. He seems to be plagued with a lot of scandal.
He had domestic assault accusation that led to a restraining order, and an ethics committee investigation into sexual misconduct and campaign finance violations. He also has been reported as being under criminal investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice

It's better than he lost now than in the general election.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

139 Remember a couple of years ago Canada officially honored a guy that fought for the Waffen SS...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)

140 122 Colleges in the UP. A long time ago I wound up on the Suomi College alumni newsletter. Finnish last name I guess. One edition honored their basketball team. Never knew Finns could grow so tall and tan so dark.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (gm9Sb)

141 we know who...

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (g47mK)

The original margin blower himself

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (Kr1pO)

142 On Monday, however, the Los Angeles Times reported that the poll was fake. After numerous inquiries from a Times reporter, Median Strategies itself admitted the poll was bogus. Median called the survey a “short term social experiment to see how polling information could be distributed without verification.”

faked it faked it faked it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (/+uur)

143 Today Is National Potato Day. 🥔

==

Finally!!

Posted by: The Irish at August 19, 2026 08:31 AM (g47mK)

144
Did he ever get a new job or is he only making videos with incorrect opinions about movies?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

I believe he's still the stay at home dad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

145 I miss all the good trolls.

--

Lace Wigs >>>>>>>>>>>>> AoS "good trolls"

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:32 AM (qBdHI)

146 Lace Wigs >>>>>>>>>>>>> AoS "good trolls"

===

+1

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:32 AM (g47mK)

147
I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)

148 I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)
-

Adjoining borders have consequences shmosequences.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (QNSrI)

149 On Monday, however, the Los Angeles Times reported that the poll was fake. After numerous inquiries from a Times reporter, Median Strategies itself admitted the poll was bogus. Median called the survey a “short term social experiment to see how polling information could be distributed without verification.”

faked it faked it faked it
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (/+uur)/i]

This is election interference and everyone involved should go to prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

150 Oh FFS........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

151 I read (from the man hisself) that Keystone is ...back on the table.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)

152 Many people will be surprised to learn they are Jews. Many.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

153 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

Seattle Slough? Raykon?? PalinSteele???

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (zBgIx)

154 I read (from the man hisself) that Keystone is ...back on the table.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)

Smmmoooooooothhh. Like me.

Posted by: Keith Stone at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

155 Auspex

Good and Hard.

MAID is emptying out the kind of Canadians I would be proud to have as citizens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

156 I read (from the man hisself) that Keystone is ...back on the table.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)
-

Not good. There are certain cops that everyone should want to defund.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (QNSrI)

157 > I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.
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Canada thinks it's on equal ground with the US and makes demands as if that's true. Then one-ups that.

The results are about what you'd expect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2Cry5)

158 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

Seattle Slough? Raykon?? PalinSteele???

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (zBgIx)

I miss Sarah. I sure could use another $8,000 a month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

159 I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)
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I support regime change in Ottawa too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

160 After numerous inquiries from a Times reporter, Median Strategies itself admitted the poll was bogus
------

Oh yeah the media are like absolute terriers when it comes to uncovering fake polls and getting to the truth WAIT WUT

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:36 AM (Kr1pO)

161 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

WickedPony, who got relationship advice from us?

Uncle Palpatine?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

162
I support regime change in Ottawa too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

I support Alberta telling Ottawa to f*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

163 Curious was the best "troll". My impression of her used to have people howling. Otherwise an insane little jabbering pest. And she was a pest too.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Kr1pO)

164 The California Energy Commission on Monday voted to restrict what type of tires Californians can buy and when they can replace their tires.

The new rules will lead to a ban on the sale of the majority of tires in the state because they don’t meet the new efficiency standards.

The regulatory agency, full of unelected bureaucrats, claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire in the second phase; however, Bret Gladfelty of Goodyear said the increase would end up being several hundred dollars.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (wfdbg)

165 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

All trolls are average joe.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Oy/m2)

166 BiNO. We turn our lonely eyes to you.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

167 TickledPink. A troll, or just a crazy person

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Kr1pO)

168 It's also,
National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day. 🍦

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

169 Dan Sullivan significantly underperformed to Mary Peltola last night. What happened? I know it is just the first step in the election, but she overwhelmed him in a couple of areas. I thought AK was relatively safe.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (lgXer)

170 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar8)

171 I support Alberta telling Ottawa to f*ck off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

^^^^
This.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

172
All trolls are average joe.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Oy/m2)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS AVERAGE JOE SUCKS COCK BY CHOICE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

173 There's a vid at Twitchy of Erin Burnett interviewing Harp's brother about the alleged relationship with Trump. The interview is hysterical because the guy is a stoner and Burnett is trying to be serious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (rp63B)

174 That book about the European discovery of the world looks fascinating. I have a new birthday/Christmas request for wife and son.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

175 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar

Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)

176 TickledPink. A troll, or just a crazy person
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Kr1pO)

I think she was too sheltered by her mother and just plain awkward with people.

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (zBgIx)

177 ...

That's the one I was trying to remember. She was a crazed hoot, with relationship difficulties that stagger the imagination.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

178 American Blacks have to step up take their culture back . It has to be frustrating for them to see it become a meme for fast food and cruise line fights. For being the overwhelming percentage of people committing crimes , unwed pregnancies and mass shootings. They have to call out the race hustlers who have fed them bullshit and victimization for years. This shit is getting out of hand and the worst I've ever seen.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (KC5Lt)

179 MUMR.

Don't miss that asshole at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

180 I wonder if Joe Xiden's electric car ever burned his house down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (2YhKe)

181 175 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar

Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)

??? Did not know that. Who, may I ask?

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

182 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar

Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)

MUMR started out known as Thin Veneer of Civility and yes, he did get weirder as time went by.

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (zBgIx)

183 Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)
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I was unaware. Not a joking matter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

184 faked it faked it faked it
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM

+++++

https://youtube.com/shorts/LHBvByDx9t0

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

185 Who is gonna fill Piper's Jimmy Choo's?

Posted by: May The Heeling Commence at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

186 This shit is getting out of hand and the worst I've ever seen.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (KC5Lt)

By design.

Posted by: The Democrat Party - Home of the KKK at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

187 claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire "

Sure, Jan. FWIW, the wealthy won't care, and the immigrant crowd won't see enforcement, so...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

188 Canada thinks it's on equal ground with the US and makes demands as if that's true. Then one-ups that.

The results are about what you'd expect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2Cry5)
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Canada suffers from delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 08:43 AM (ZOv7s)

189
Every tire manufacturer should refuse to do business in California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2YhKe)

190 Will the real Dan Sullivan please stand up?

Posted by: Alaskans at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

191 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

All downhill since PM Harper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

192 Canada kills more Canadians than cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2YhKe)

193 Mangione, feh. NY Leftists killing NY Leftists, NY Leftists meting out NY clown justice, NY Leftists going into asstrus for killers and dressing them up in dandy NY homo styles, blah blah blah.

Who cares about this Commie circus? Fuck it. Let him go. Put him in charge of the State's health system. See if he can his murder his way to First Class Healthcare for All.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

194 Has anybody seen regular commenter XTC around here lately?

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

195 So, buy tires in ‘Zona, Cali will fine you? Or is it just another way for the state to torment the residents?

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (Gqar8)

196 Xiden is still with us. Has had at least four incarnations since. Probably five. And more since I think he actually posts as two people at times for when one gets banned (not certain). He stopped talking about electric cars much but has other tells.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (Kr1pO)

197 book about the European discovery of the world looks fascinating"

The BEEB is pimping out the "blacks built England" bit again. Will that fit in?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

198 The California Energy Commission on Monday voted to restrict what type of tires Californians can buy and when they can replace their tires.

The new rules will lead to a ban on the sale of the majority of tires in the state because they don’t meet the new efficiency standards.

The regulatory agency, full of unelected bureaucrats, claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire in the second phase; however, Bret Gladfelty of Goodyear said the increase would end up being several hundred dollars.
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (wfdbg)

Affordability Crisis! Vote for Democrats who care for people like us! Tires are a right and you shouldn't have to pay for them. -- DSA

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

199 “I was going to kill Scott Bessent," Ryan Michael English told authorities as he was handcuffed.

Under the Dems' rules that's a hate crime since Bessent is gay.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (v8+Kf)

200 168 It's also,
National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day. 🍦
Posted by: redridinghood

And Wednesday is Sundae at your participating Carvel Dealer!

Posted by: Tom Carvel at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (JM9I6)

201 So, buy tires in ‘Zona, Cali will fine you? Or is it just another way for the state to torment the residents?"

Yes?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

202 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

All that killing, a democide, tell you they are full on Communist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

203
All that killing, a democide, tell you they are full on Communist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

I'm old enough to remember when Dems told me the Republican health care plan was "Die quickly."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (2YhKe)

204 Under the Dems' rules that's a hate crime since Bessent is gay.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (v8+Kf)

Heh. There are no rules for Democrats. It's sort of the entire point of America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

205 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Not that long ago, actually.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

206
Heh. There are no rules for Democrats. It's sort of the entire point of America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

It's part of the Good n' Plenty clause in The Constitution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

207 Alaskan turnout for the jungle primary was low compared to past general elections. Sullivan isn't a star but he should win the general election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (rp63B)

208 Alaskan turnout for the jungle primary was low compared to past general elections. Sullivan isn't a star but he should win the general election
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (rp63B)

Can he see Sarah Palin from his house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (2YhKe)

209 Still convinced TickledPink was a troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

210 All downhill since PM Harper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
---
Trudeau senior.

I'm reading about the American Revolution and one item I'd forgotten now resonates: as part of the war's conclusion, 100,000 Loyalists emigrated to Canada. That right there is why they have this weird, completely irrational childish hate of the US. They stayed loyal to Britain and for a while, it worked out, but now the Empire is gone, they have a sports logo for a flag, and no one respects them.

China is using them as a two-looney whore and India has turned them into a penal colony. No wonder Alberta wants to get away from it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (ZOv7s)

211 Julio's Jalapeno Cheddar chips are addictive.

Just FYI......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

212 Who was the troll last year doing the bad haikus about Trump, all ending with "sad"?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (XvL8K)

213 Rules for thee but not for me. This too is the Story of DC. Or State Houses, generally speaking.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (Gqar8)

214 I'm old enough to remember when Dems told me the Republican health care plan was "Die quickly."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (2YhKe)

I saw a video the other day where someone referenced a friend who lived in the UK who tore their ACL. Has to wait two years for treatment.

It took me less than a month to go from "you have cancer" to starting treatment and a good bit of that was waiting on test results and me deciding what to do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

215 Had no idea there was a jungle in Alaska. Permafrost and Tundra Muck, yes, but a jungle primary?

Posted by: Never Been Poled at August 19, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)

216 @220 Mulroney was a solid PM and friend to the US

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:51 AM (rp63B)

217 Alaskan turnout for the jungle primary was low compared to past general elections. Sullivan isn't a star but he should win the general election
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (rp63B)

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
2m
🚨 UPDATE: Democrat plant Dan J. Sullivan has ADVANCED in Alaska's US Senate top-4 primary

He's there to siphon votes from the Republican.

ELIMINATE this system in November by voting YES on 2!

🔵 Mary Peltola: 48%
🔴 Sen. Dan Sullivan: 42.8%
🟡 Fraud Dan J. Sullivan: 2.4%

Freaking RIDICULOUS

Alaska needs to be prepared to vote for INCUMBENT SENATOR Dan Sullivan and END ranked choice voting this fall

Vote YES on 2 "

AK is fkd up

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

218 199 “I was going to kill Scott Bessent," Ryan Michael English told authorities as he was handcuffed.
......
Well, at least you have three names.

Posted by: Booth, Oswald, Loughner & Crooks at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

219
It took me less than a month to go from "you have cancer" to starting treatment and a good bit of that was waiting on test results and me deciding what to do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

First Lady was diagnosed in June, had a lumpectomy in July and started chemo in August.

Will be cancer free for 2 years in March.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

220 that 2-3 % that went for the fake can make a big difference

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (g47mK)

221 It’s ok, California is going to elect Bacera and Bass in a landslide and they will solve the tire crisis in a manner reminiscent of how the dealt with the Palisades Fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (XV/Pl)

222 UPDATE: Democrat plant Dan J. Sullivan has ADVANCED in Alaska's US Senate top-4 primary

I thought that he had been removed from the ballot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

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