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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Doof: doof2112 at proton.me joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Saturday Evening Movie Thread - 10/03/26Old Movies vs. New Movies I'll be honest: I've tried to have this discussion before, and every time I did, I found myself constantly trying to intellectualize what I was feeling. I would try to come up with some grand theory about why old movies were better, or why I was somehow more interested in movies from the past than movies being made today. But that isn't really what I think. It's not that I think old movies are inherently better than new movies. There are plenty of films from the last twenty years that I genuinely love and that I think hold up. Moneyball is a great movie. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a great movie. There are great films being made recently. The difference is somewhere else. When I look out into the future and see what is coming, I don't feel that much. When I look backwards and think about what I'm going to discover, I feel a lot more. That's the strange thing I've been trying to figure out. The prospect of discovering something that already exists is much more exciting to me than anticipating something that doesn't exist yet. I've done some pretty big experiments with this. I watched all of the Best Picture winners. I watched all of John Ford. I watched all of Alfred Hitchcock. Right now, I'm watching all of Hammer Films-not just Hammer horror, but everything Hammer made. That's roughly 170 movies. And no, all of Hammer Films is not great. Most of it is mediocre. A lot of it is perfectly passable content. It's cheap, it's quick, and most of it isn't very good. There is definitely good stuff in there, and there are movies that I've really enjoyed, but there is also a tremendous amount of stuff that is simply bad. And that doesn't bother me. The Journey By me. Enjoy. Movies of Today Opening in Theaters: Digger Verity Movies I Saw This Fortnight: The Woman in Black (Rating 3.5/4) Full Review "I have my small issues with the film, but, really, this is just quality horror entertainment." [Kanopy] The Resident (Rating 0.5/4) Full Review "This was bad. More importantly, it was boring." [Prime] Let Me In (Rating 3/4) Full Review "It's very solid, extremely well made and acted, and handsome. Just kind of icky at the same time." [Kanopy] To the Devil a Daughter (Rating 1/4) Full Review "The script is a mess. The director does what he can. The lead is...not my favorite. But we do have efforts at style and Lee doing his professional best." [Hoopla] The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (Rating 2.5/4) Full Review "The script was in desperate need of a rewrite and those bookends needed to have never been filmed, but Baker did the absolute most with what he had. It's something that it's as entertaining as it is." [YouTube] Shatter (Rating 1.5/4) Full Review "But, it does have some small entertainment here and there. It's not much, but it's something. I needed something." [YouTube] Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (Rating 2/4) Full Review "Still, it's a disappointing end to the film, a lesser repeat of a superior original." [Kanopy] Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (Rating 2/4) Full Review "Eh...Hammer has made a whole lot worse. This has some mild entertainment, but it is very mild." [YouTube] Please check out my videos from the last few weeks: Jacques Tati: The Definitive Ranking Jacques Tati: The Directors Series Tony Scott: The Directors Series Tony Scott: The Definitive Ranking/a> Contact Email any suggestions or questions to thejamesmadison.aos at symbol gmail dot com. I've also archived all the old posts here, by request. I'll add new posts a week after they originally post at the HQ. My next thread will be on 10/24, and it will be about Hammer Films. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 07:45 PM (vvRUZ) 2
Thats a ton of black diamonds, TJM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 07:46 PM (zZu0s) 3
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: four seasons at October 03, 2026 07:47 PM (/QHx4) Posted by: TJM's phone at October 03, 2026 07:48 PM (cItmN) 6
Some one who shall remain nameless might have forgotten to change their file editor before posting!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2026 07:49 PM (NnhvP) Posted by: four seasons at October 03, 2026 07:50 PM (/QHx4) Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 03, 2026 07:50 PM (36x1j) 9
I don't know why but every one of your apostrophes is showing up as an unknown character diamond.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 07:50 PM (6ydKt) 10
Contractions are a girl's best friend.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 07:51 PM (vvRUZ) 11
Isn't it Pixy's rules that those diamonds appear?
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0) 12
My daughter loves old tech. Doesn’t have to work, just old.
The original Snow White, early Tom and Jerry cartoons and anime from the 80’s. She loves the old stuff. Even Bolt is an old movie. Of course, Apocalypse Now is a timeless classic reinterpretation of Moby Dick which is something we all can agree on. Posted by: Accomack at October 03, 2026 07:51 PM (4qMiv) 13
TJM must use printer's apostrophes - typographic apostrophe (Unicode U+2019) - or something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 07:51 PM (6ydKt) 14
There have been docs about John Ford. Maybe a semi fictional about his work, revolving around him and the "stock company"/drinking buddies. Some interesting characters there like Peter (Pierre) Ortiz and Jack Pennick.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 03, 2026 07:54 PM (gm9Sb) 15
Dialogue. Dialogue is one of the ways film craft has gone down the toilet.
Now, Thin Man movies or His Girl Friday were no realistic dialogue by any means, but you could follow it and it did not assume you were dumb. It allowed that the characters were smart and could think on their feet and helped establish a pace to the movie. By contrast a lot of modern movies the dialogue is retarded. Often restating what just happened assuming you are listening to it on a second screen and did not see the pictures and are too stupid to know what happened. Plus, to write clever dialogue you have to be at least a bit clever and most writers today seem to be retards. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s) 16
Thanks TJM interesting essay.
I like watching old movies in large part because of their representation of the past and how people lived. For example, all the exterior shooting the Three Stooges did in pre-war L.A. show it was barely a town with lots of open space and agriculture. But mostly I watch old movies to remind me of the way I lived and remind me of being a kid growing up in 70s NYC. I saw a lot of movies as a kid and those movies too I like to rewatch with an adult perspective. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2026 07:55 PM (RIvkX) 17
Heavy sigh..
I don't want to fix that... Posted by: TJM's phone at October 03, 2026 07:48 PM (cItmN) Just say it's a hidden skiing theme. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s) 18
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)
==== I usually cannot hear or understand the dialog. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2026 07:57 PM (RIvkX) 19
"Capricorn One" (197
No sir, I don't like them. youtube.com/watch?v=cDGlN6mluGA Posted by: Mister Horse at October 03, 2026 07:58 PM (Jr5Lq) 20
I think the girl next door when I was a kid was named after Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 07:59 PM (vvRUZ) 21
I usually cannot hear or understand the dialog.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2026 07:57 PM (RIvkX) Lol. TJM should do a thread on Christopher Nolan and the lost art of sound mixing. Its all horrific nowadays. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s) 22
Sounds like muddy, muffled shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 08:00 PM (zZu0s) 23
Always loved old movies, sad I lost TCM in my upgrade to Hi-Def
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0) 24
"The Goddess of Spring" (1934) A ten minute Silly Symphony with unbelievably vivid Technicolor.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:01 PM (Jr5Lq) 25
I too love old movies. Maybe because I feel a kinship with earlier eras. I was born too late.
But I also love science fiction. Was I born too early? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:01 PM (kpS4V) 26
I've seen a few Hammer films on TCM but can't remember which ones exactly. I think they were vampire flicks.
Roman Polanski must have liked Hammer films because The Fearless Vampire Killers looks and feels just like a Hammer film except it has more comedy/naughty bits. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 08:03 PM (6ydKt) 27
My hearing has difficulty distinguishing between sounds, especially speech. I use sound to mask the fact that I am alone.
Posted by: Accomack at October 03, 2026 08:03 PM (28cZF) 28
Look at it this way, old war movies could have constant gunfire and explosions, but you could always hear and understand the dialogue clear as a bell.
Nowadays, the soundtrack screws the dialogue usually. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s) 29
Ooops, "Twilight's Last Gleaming."
Posted by: Mister Horse at October 03, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq) 30
TCM has been playing lots of Looney Tunes classics like "Duck Dodgers", "One Froggy Evening" (Everybody do the Michigan Rag! 🐸
And of course the greatest, "What's Opera Doc?" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:06 PM (kpS4V) 31
Anybody know why I can't get captions on TCM, and only TCM?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:07 PM (kpS4V) 32
Hollywood has coalesced around certain types of audio recording techniques using wireless mics attached to the body and hidden. Some think that's why dialogue sounds so muffled and hard to understand these days.
They've also all started using digital cameras with excellent low-light capabilities so they have started shooting dark scenes in near, or actual darkness which is why so many scenes now, especially at night are so dark you can't see anything without a High Dynamic Range capable TV with a lot of brightness. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 08:07 PM (6ydKt) 33
30 The Nation would benefit from a "Talk Like Elmer Fudd Day".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 03, 2026 08:08 PM (gm9Sb) 34
Opera is a web browser sans commercials on YouTube.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:10 PM (vvRUZ) 35
I do like some older films, but some are too stage-acting style, if that makes sense.
An example of the evolution of stage acting vs. film acting is A Streetcar Named Desire. Vivien Leigh's classic stage acting clashed hard with Marlon Brando's style, imho. It really did not work well. Not that I am a big Brando fan. He was too far up his own butt. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ) 36
Old movies, new movies: it's all good. I've got more than enough that's worth watching that I haven't seen yet.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:11 PM (Jr5Lq) 37
Has TJM every done Bollywood movies?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 08:11 PM (l3cgK) 38
31 Anybody know why I can't get captions on TCM, and only TCM?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:07 PM (kpS4V) It's working right now on my Dish network box. Might be your box or cable company missing something. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 08:11 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2026 08:12 PM (TO3+g) 40
33 30 The Nation would benefit from a "Talk Like Elmer Fudd Day".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 03, 2026 08:08 PM (gm9Sb) Stiwl Making fun of me... Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 03, 2026 08:12 PM (l3cgK) 41
Has anybody seen the Korean Monster Alien Invasion movie HOPE it looks really good haven't had a chance to see it, wondered if others have link to the trailer
https://tinyurl.com/ycyrjcwb Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2026 08:15 PM (ubCxQ) 42
I like your calm acceptance of interdimensional vacationing, David.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:15 PM (kpS4V) 43
I happened to watch an old movie just last weekend: "Secret of the Incas," from 1958. Charlton Heston plays a grifter living in Peru, who makes a somewhat-honest living serving as tour-guide and protection to American tourists visiting the country. But he's got a hidden seedy side, some underworld contacts, and he's just waiting for a chance to do some crime and make a big score.
The movie is most known for its protagonist. Heston wears a leather jacket, a beat-up fedora, and his 'big score' is recovering an ancient golden jewel-encrusted Incan artifact that only he knows the location of. In short, he is Indiana Jones without the veneer of respectability! The movie was fun, but very much of its time. Limited action scenes, a lot of slow talking scenes, the plot occasionally took a break to show off a musical number, and a few teased character arcs that don't really get resolved... Still, I'll re-watch this movie before I watch the most recent official Indiana Jones movie... Posted by: Castle Guy at October 03, 2026 08:16 PM (3v7ra) 44
Still watching Wizard of Oz
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 08:18 PM (Ia/+0) 45
I think the oldest movies I really enjoy are in the early 60s, To Kill a Mockingbird and Lawrence of Arabia.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ) 46
I like The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Coen brothers movies are always interesting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ) 47
"Has TJM every done Bollywood movies?"
I was a big fan of Sridevi. RIP. I like the older stuff where the female characters were more chaste and modest than they are today. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:21 PM (Jr5Lq) 48
I get weird rejection notices from Pixie sometimes. I neve know why.
Had to split my last two comments. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:21 PM (0aYVJ) 49
I recently saw the 70's pirate movie "Swashbuckler" on TCM. Technically not a great film, but it had a great cast: Robert Shaw, James Earl Jones, Peter Boyle, Genevieve Bujold, etc. A fun flick that needed a better script.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:21 PM (kpS4V) 50
Buster Scrugs? The West Texas Twit!?
"I assume you meant West Texas Tit on account of that particular bird's mellifluous warble." Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 03, 2026 08:25 PM (iIyc0) 51
47 "Has TJM every done Bollywood movies?"
I was a big fan of Sridevi. RIP. I like the older stuff where the female characters were more chaste and modest than they are today. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:21 PM (Jr5Lq) Seems to also go for our society as well... Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 03, 2026 08:25 PM (l3cgK) 52
So, Hammer Films is the British version of Roger Corman.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2026 08:25 PM (CHHv1) 53
"The Ten Commandments" (1956) Rewatched it this week. Searching trivia, I found an anecdote that Anne Baxter had a cobra slither into her costume, and it took three hours to coax it out.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Jr5Lq) 54
I have found some of TJM'S videos series director movies on YouTube.
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Ia/+0) 55
48 I get weird rejection notices from Pixie sometimes. I neve know why.
Had to split my last two comments. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:21 PM (0aYVJ) I tried to do Bugs Bunny with two "g"s for bugs and it got redacted... Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 03, 2026 08:26 PM (l3cgK) 56
53 "The Ten Commandments" (1956) Rewatched it this week. Searching trivia, I found an anecdote that Anne Baxter had a cobra slither into her costume, and it took three hours to coax it out.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Jr5Lq) "So let it be written, so let it be done!" Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 03, 2026 08:27 PM (l3cgK) 57
I recall watching some 60s era vampire flick that was odd and goofy, but, it had this actress that was gorgeous. Didn't recognize her right away. Movie was, well, 60s. I discovered that I had fallen for Sharon Tate. The movie was The Fearless Vampire Killers. She was a beauty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2026 08:27 PM (AdHga) 58
53 "The Ten Commandments" (1956) Rewatched it this week. Searching trivia, I found an anecdote that Anne Baxter had a cobra slither into her costume, and it took three hours to coax it out.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Jr5Lq) Coax out her costume? Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 03, 2026 08:27 PM (l3cgK) 59
There are almost no new movies that I have any interest in seeing. I think the newest movie I have seen was the Godzilla Minus One movie, and that was Japanese dubbed in English.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 03, 2026 08:29 PM (0U5gm) 60
off cartoonish sock
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 08:29 PM (l3cgK) 61
Classics are classics for a reason.
You're right. I haven't watched 'Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man' in a while. Maybe I'll do that this coming week! IT GOT ROBBED OF AN OSCAR!!! DANCES WITH WOLVES SUCKED!!! Ok, not suck. Overrated and it hasn't aged well. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2026 08:30 PM (AdHga) 62
Old film junkie here as well. I can't explain it, but ever since I was a kid, my favorite film of all time was "The Adventures of Robin Hood (circa 193
It's not a particularly "sharp" film by today's standards, but it was all about ENTERTAINMENT. The cast was stellar. Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains, Patrick Knowles (a relative of mine), Alan Hale Sr....and I bet you didn't know this, but Maid Marian's horse was none other than "Trigger"...Roy Rodger's famous companion. Another thing I enjoyed was that they music was an actual accessory to the what was taking place on the screen as opposed to a theme. It added to the excitement rather than creating its own niche importance. Robin Hood has been recreated at least 50 times on screen. This one, IMO, it head and shoulders above them all. For a 1938 offering, that says something about its presentation. The story was, arguably, pretty simple. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 08:31 PM (dIske) 63
Is this an ONT?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:31 PM (vvRUZ) 64
Anytime I try a BB connection it gets flagged as spam
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Ia/+0) 65
The Short Film needs some cats.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2026 08:33 PM (AdHga) 66
There's an interesting trailer for a new Johnny Depp film coming out next year:"Day Drinker." It starts out simply enough with Depp playing a trouble making alcoholic layabout but as the trailer gets stranger and stranger you realize the title "Day Drinker" is possibly a double meaning for a vampire that can walk (and perhaps drink blood) in daylight.
Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2026 08:33 PM (TO3+g) Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Jr5Lq) 68
So…into old movies, are you?
How about Kentucky Fried Movie? Likely before your time… Saw it when I was about 12. Never laughed so hard in my life before that.. Tried watching it again, a couple of years ago. I’m a lover of low-brow comedies (many Mel Brooks’ works arguably fall into this genre) and are classics, but I just didn’t find KFM as funny as I remembered. It wasn’t without laughs, but my sides didn’t ache after watching it so long after the first time I did. Posted by: Gunslinger at October 03, 2026 08:35 PM (N91F8) 69
And at that point, we're not really talking about the movie anymore. We're talking about everything surrounding the movie. We're trying to rush into a conversation about something before we've actually had the opportunity to experience it. The movie becomes an event, and the event becomes more important than the movie itself. I don't find that particularly interesting
*** Agree What a great observation. Posted by: LASue at October 03, 2026 08:36 PM (lCppi) 70
"The Ten Commandments" (1956) Rewatched it this week. Searching trivia, I found an anecdote that Anne Baxter had a cobra slither into her costume, and it took three hours to coax it out.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Jr5Lq) ------- Probably not the first time she had a snake slide up her dress. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 08:37 PM (wpRMV) 71
Now, Thin Man movies or His Girl Friday were no realistic dialogue by any means, but you could follow it and it did not assume you were dumb.
Someone (I think Movies!) recently broadcast all of the Thin Man movies. From the first to the last, they were fun, enjoyable, and left me wanting to see the next one. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2026 08:37 PM (z9/xM) 72
Spoiler Alert: every room in that hotel leads to a different place!
Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2026 08:37 PM (TO3+g) 73
Anytime I try a BB connection it gets flagged as spam
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Ia/+0) For me it's anything referring to c h u c k c u n n i n g h a m Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:37 PM (0aYVJ) 74
49 I recently saw the 70's pirate movie "Swashbuckler" on TCM. Technically not a great film, but it had a great cast: Robert Shaw, James Earl Jones, Peter Boyle, Genevieve Bujold, etc. A fun flick that needed a better script.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:21 PM (kpS4V) I'll have to keep an eye out for that movie. Pirate flicks are few and far between, so even a mediocre one is worth seeking out. On that note, a year or so back I watched a dubbed Spanish pirate movie ("Blackhawk"? I think it had that in the name) on Tubi. Being made in Spain, it naturally it took the Spanish side in the old Caribbean shipping conflicts. It was a little odd seeing the English pirates being treated as the unambiguous bad guys... Posted by: Castle Guy at October 03, 2026 08:38 PM (3v7ra) 75
There are bearded dudes wearing skirts working at my Walmart.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:38 PM (vvRUZ) 76
46 I like The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Coen brothers movies are always interesting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ) Pan shot! I like that movie a lot but have to fast forward through the armless/legless chapter. Too tragic. Posted by: LASue at October 03, 2026 08:40 PM (lCppi) 77
75 There are bearded dudes wearing skirts working at my Walmart.
---------- Do they have bagpipes? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 08:40 PM (wpRMV) 78
"Probably not the first time she had a snake slide up her dress."
They'd have to bait me with something more than dead rats to get me out of there. The trivia lore goes on to say that many actresses were considered for that leading role, including Vivian Leigh, the lady I would have liked to have seen cast. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:40 PM (Jr5Lq) 79
Watched a couple of the Tarkovsky movies, they are worth watching
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 08:40 PM (Ia/+0) 80
Vivien.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:41 PM (Jr5Lq) 81
I rarely look up movie plot reveals before seeing the movie, but "Digger" has gotten such terrible reviews combined with constant comparisons with "Dr Strangelove", which I think is a great movie. That I couldn't quite decide if I wanted to take a chance or not, so I looked up the plot. Wholley Kau! It isn't at all what you're expecting. No spoilers below. But, this as Tom Cruise's big Oscar shot...well- I don't know about the Oscar when the central message of the movie is - entertainment is in it's own way foolish and evil because it distracts you from taking on "Global Weather Crisis" The movie is literally telling you not to go to movies, not to go to plays, don't read, don't listen to music or watch TV because it distracts you from dedicating your life to whatever is important to Tom Cruise and Inkydink(or whatever the director/writer's name is). This may be why the critics hate it so much because "Digger" is literally telling them lives are worthless and silly. Just strange. Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 08:42 PM (YSUhf) 82
Maybe we can get Ace to write a 2500 word review of a 4 minute film.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2026 08:43 PM (vTZFs) 83
I recently watched the movie of We Have Always Lived in the Castle. Given the nature of the book, it was a very faithful adaptation. They had to simplify the story a bit, and give Mary Katherine some external influences that could be shown on screen, which had the effect of making her a bit less sui generis and more influenced by outside craziness, but other than making the whole movie be a narration something like that had to give.
And Im not sure who could have played Uncle Julian better than Crispin Glover outside of Jeremy Irons. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2026 08:43 PM (z9/xM) 84
68 So…into old movies, are you?
How about Kentucky Fried Movie? Posted by: Gunslinger at October 03, 2026 08:35 PM (N91F ___________________ Two things come to mind on that film. 1. First time I saw boobs out front and center in a movie. I want to say that the fim wasn't rated R, but it could have been. and 2. I remember one of the skits was a little girl doing a cooking oil commercial, and she was cooking her cat. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 08:43 PM (dIske) 85
No Bagpipes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:44 PM (vvRUZ) 86
There was nothing more 80’s than Golan Globus. I am surprised TJM never mentions them. They produced Runaway Train.
Posted by: Accomack at October 03, 2026 08:44 PM (RBD82) 87
"I just didn’t find KFM as funny as I remembered."
The humor paradox: comedy is hard, yet highly perishable. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:45 PM (Jr5Lq) 88
Two things come to mind on that film. 1. First time I saw boobs out front and center in a movie. I want to say that the fim wasn't rated R, but it could have been. and 2. I remember one of the skits was a little girl doing a cooking oil commercial, and she was cooking her cat.
--------- I remember the talking dick and balls. It sounds kind of vulgar but it was done in good taste. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 08:45 PM (wpRMV) 89
85 No Bagpipes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:44 PM (vvRUZ) ++++++++++++++++ Bagpipes? That's aisle 7. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 08:45 PM (dIske) 90
I remember the talking dick and balls. It sounds kind of vulgar but it was done in good taste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 08:45 PM (wpRMV) ______________________ PHRASING!!!! or.....That's what she said. Take your pick. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 08:46 PM (dIske) 91
There are bearded dudes wearing skirts working at my Walmart.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:38 PM (vvRUZ) ==== Are you in Scotland? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2026 08:46 PM (RIvkX) 92
Southwest Vagina.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:47 PM (vvRUZ) 93
82 Maybe we can get Ace to write a 2500 word review of a 4 minute film.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2026 08:43 PM (vTZFs) Of what? "Busty Lesbians: Scissor Hill"? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 08:47 PM (l3cgK) 94
"There was nothing more 80’s than Golan Globus."
I rewatched "Cobra" last week. Much better than I remembered. I tried to label Cobra's style, and came up with 'guido rockabilly.' The two main villains were very well cast. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:48 PM (Jr5Lq) 95
I read about the twist in "Digger". I originally wasn't going to see it because it looked like Eurofagulous gaseous bloviating on climate change, but I am now slightly interested in renting it for free from the library in about six months.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2026 08:48 PM (kpS4V) 96
I have a real love hate relationship with Hammer. "Brides of Dracula" was the first one I ever saw, and I was glued to the screen. It and "Godzilla" sold me on horror movies for life. After that though, so many Hammer movies disappointed me. I think based on the great movie posters they had and trailers which both were generally much better than the movie. I have the same issue with American International and Roger Corman. Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 08:48 PM (YSUhf) 97
I just didnt find KFM as funny as I remembered.
Part of the problem is that the news media still does the End of the World: Film at 11 bit fifty years past that skewering. And United Appeal for the Deads continued relevance is no longer as funny as it once was precisely because it is still relevant. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2026 08:49 PM (z9/xM) 98
"I remember the talking dick and balls. It sounds kind of vulgar but it was done in good taste."
Wasn't that "Groove Tube" (1974)? (Lore sez the dick and balls belonged to Chevy Chase.) Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:49 PM (Jr5Lq) Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs) 100
There's an interesting trailer for a new Johnny Depp film coming out next year:"Day Drinker." It starts out simply enough with Depp playing a trouble making alcoholic layabout but as the trailer gets stranger and stranger you realize the title "Day Drinker" is possibly a double meaning for a vampire that can walk (and perhaps drink blood) in daylight.
Posted by: Max Power I'll wait to see it on air cable for free in a decade. Probably sooner. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2026 08:50 PM (6XDXn) 101
Just watched the second season of Chad Powers. Just as good as the first season. Now I have to wait another year for the 3rd and last season.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 08:50 PM (KC5Lt) 102
98 "I remember the talking dick and balls. It sounds kind of vulgar but it was done in good taste."
Wasn't that "Groove Tube" (1974)? (Lore sez the dick and balls belonged to Chevy Chase.) Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:49 PM (Jr5Lq) So Chevy Chase is dickless and ball-less? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 08:50 PM (l3cgK) 103
62 Old film junkie here as well. I can't explain it, but ever since I was a kid, my favorite film of all time was "The Adventures of Robin Hood (circa 1938.)
Robin Hood has been recreated at least 50 times on screen. This one, IMO, it head and shoulders above them all. For a 1938 offering, that says something about its presentation. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 08:31 PM (dIske) That's my favorite Robin Hood movie as well. Still a worthwhile flick, despite (or perhaps because of) all it's of-its-time-isms. The only Robin Hood movies I have watched even close to as many times at the Flynn version is "Men in Tights" (because it's a good parody movie) and Disney's animated "Robin Hood" (which I no doubt watched many, many, many times as a child). I have old DVD of Robin Hood that included a bunch of the pre-movie shorts and newsreels that appeared before the film in its initial release. That's a bit of a time capsule... One of the shorts (on that movie, or another in the same DVD set) was an orchestral performance that included a solo-ocarina. That caught me off-guard, because I didn't even know what an ocarina was until I played "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"... Posted by: Castle Guy at October 03, 2026 08:51 PM (3v7ra) 104
Chevy Chase was never funny.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:51 PM (vvRUZ) 105
Has anybody seen the Korean Monster Alien Invasion movie HOPE it looks really good haven't had a chance to see it, wondered if others have link to the trailer
https://tinyurl.com/ycyrjcwb Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2026 08:15 PM (ubCxQ) I saw it and was not a fan. Temper your expectations and you should do okay. Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 08:51 PM (YSUhf) 106
Groove Tube. Yeah, I think that was it. Similar format to Kentucky Fried Movie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 08:52 PM (wpRMV) 107
Chevy Chase was never funny.
L.A. Story. But thats because we were laughing at him, not with him. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2026 08:53 PM (z9/xM) 108
KFC buffet was good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:53 PM (vvRUZ) 109
Chevy Chase was never funny.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:51 PM (vvRUZ) I'll give him Fletch. Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 08:53 PM (KC5Lt) 110
I just rewatched Mighty Aphrodite this week. Mira Sorvino really steals that film. No other reason to watch it other than her performance.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2026 08:54 PM (syz1S) 111
“Two things come to mind on that film. 1. First time I saw boobs out front and center in a movie”
Yeah, the shower door scene. Front and center, pressed against the shower door. I mean, what 12 year old kid didn’t appreciate that?!!? Couldn’t have been rated an R… And the villain, “Klahn”, with the detachable implements for his prosthetic hand? Side splitting. At the time… Posted by: Gunslinger at October 03, 2026 08:55 PM (N91F8) 112
"Mira Sorvino really steals that film."
I don't remember much from Oscars broadcasts, but I'll always remember how her dad cried his eyes out when she won. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:58 PM (Jr5Lq) 113
Older movies (big generalization coming up) wanted to entertain the audience. They didn't always do it very well, but they wanted to do it so that the audience wouldn't be too sorry they'd laid down their $$$ and so that they'd still be inclined to lay down some $$$ next Friday when the theater lineup changed.
Too many of the flicks now want to be important instead of entertaining, and too many that want to be entertaining just don't seem to do it as well as the older ones did. I can think of exceptions and no doubt you guys can think of plenty more. But that's just my impression, and why I haven't gone to many movies in the theater in the last 15 or 20 years while I used to spend a good chunk of every weekend in the theater from the time I was 12. YMMV. Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 08:58 PM (q3u5l) 114
I'm currently watching "Handsome Guys" on Roku, which is a Korean remake of "Dale and Tucker VS Evil". It's pretty funny, they mix a bit of "Evil Dead" into the movie. Check it out. Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 08:58 PM (YSUhf) 115
“Chevy Chase was never funny.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2026 08:51 PM (vvRUZ) I'll give him Fletch.” Yeah, me too in that one. On my list of favorite low-brow comedies. Ultimate smart-ass with more than a few repeatable quotes. Ryan Reynolds tries this, but fails repeatedly. Posted by: Gunslinger at October 03, 2026 09:00 PM (N91F8) 116
I have multiple movies from every decade starting in the 30's that I really like. But my top ten list doesn't have anything less than 20!years old.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 09:01 PM (KC5Lt) 117
Polynikes…
You must be a little older than 29 unlike the rest of us… Posted by: Gunslinger at October 03, 2026 09:03 PM (N91F8) 118
Decided to look at a few of the old Universal horror classics that I hadn't watched in eons. Dracula's Daughter ain't too dusty. Started to watch Werewolf of London and was about a minute in when I remembered it was time for the movie thread. But that minute...
Opens on map showing Tibet and slowly zooms in, closes in on a bunch of people dressed for bad cold weather. Full moon. In the background is...I think the place was called Vasquez Rocks but maybe not. It was however the same place where Kirk tried tossing the rocks down at the Gorn. Those people must have been roasting while they shot that scene. Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:04 PM (q3u5l) 119
I thought Chase was good in National Lampoon Christmas Vacation. Wasn't necessarily a laugh riot, but he played well off of Quaid and the family.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 03, 2026 09:04 PM (sDWtc) 120
Put it on the Underhill bill.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2026 09:05 PM (6XDXn) 121
The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, discovered early on that the more attractive the title the crappier the movie.
Movie title; High Noon, El Cid, Tremors, Goldfinger. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 09:05 PM (iLKq8) 122
Fletch was fun, but I think that was due more to the script than Chase. I don't recall all the disguise/novelty teeth stuff in Gregory McDonald's novel.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:08 PM (q3u5l) 123
Since it is the season: Best 3 Zombie movies. I'll go first.
1. Train to Busan 2. Sean of the Dead. 3. One Cut of the Dead Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 03, 2026 09:10 PM (f0sNM) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 09:10 PM (iLKq8) 125
“ Put it on the Underhill bill.”
There’s one! “Come on guys, it’s all ball bearings these days!” “Manure spreader jacknifed on the Santy Any” “ John Cocktostoyen” I could go on… Posted by: Gunslinger at October 03, 2026 09:10 PM (N91F8) 126
112 "Mira Sorvino really steals that film."
I don't remember much from Oscars broadcasts, but I'll always remember how her dad cried his eyes out when she won. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 08:58 PM (Jr5Lq) ____________________________ Wasn't Mira Sorvino one of the actresses that got blacklisted courtesy of Harvey Weinstein? Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:11 PM (dIske) 127
I liked her in The Replacement Killers with Chow Yun Fat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s) 128
I just rewatched Mighty Aphrodite this week. Mira Sorvino really steals that film. No other reason to watch it other than her performance. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous ============ She got an Oscar for that and then never got a great starring role again. Why? Rumor has it that she said No to Harvey Weinstein. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (mmrXZ) 129
AI sez: "Yes, Mira Sorvino was blacklisted by Harvey Weinstein after she rejected his sexual advances in the 1990s."
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (Jr5Lq) 130
Wasn't Mira Sorvino one of the actresses that got blacklisted courtesy of Harvey Weinstein?
Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:11 PM (dIske) Yup. "Hard to work with." Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (syz1S) 131
Wasn't Mira Sorvino one of the actresses that got blacklisted courtesy of Harvey Weinstein?
Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:11 PM (dIske) I think that was the rumor. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s) 132
Actually, I'd have kinda liked to see what Tim Matheson would have done with the lead role in Fletch.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (q3u5l) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2026 09:14 PM (mmrXZ) 134
Meanwhile Jennifer Lawrence was accommodating and still does not have a career now. While blowjobs are a talent, evidently they only get you so far.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s) 135
I discovered that I had fallen for Sharon Tate. The movie was The Fearless Vampire Killers. She was a beauty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2026 08:27 PM (AdHga) She is a little hottie in that movie. That and Rosemary's Baby are the only Polanski movies I've seen, that I can remember anyhow. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:15 PM (6ydKt) 136
Since it is the season: Best 3 Zombie movies. I'll go first.
1. Train to Busan 2. Sean of the Dead. 3. One Cut of the Dead Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 03, 2026 09:10 PM (f0sNM) I'd probably stick Zack Snyder's "Dawn of the Dead" at #3 with OCotD at 4 or 5. Yes, I know...fast zombies. But that movie takes Romero's DotD strips it down, throws out the lame-ass 60's hippie stuff and turns it into a fast sport car of zombie horror. BONUS! Use of Cash's "When the Man Comes Around" in the credit sequence is *chef's kiss* Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 09:15 PM (YSUhf) 137
Put it on the Underhill bill.”
There’s one! “Come on guys, it’s all ball bearings these days!” “Manure spreader jacknifed on the Santy Any” “ John Cocktostoyen” I could go on… Posted by: Gunslinger "Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other." Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2026 09:16 PM (6XDXn) 138
Actually, I'd have kinda liked to see what Tim Matheson would have done with the lead role in Fletch.
Irwin Fletcher, private dick, damned glad to meet you. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2026 09:16 PM (z9/xM) 139
Chinatown is a Polanski film.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2026 09:17 PM (syz1S) 140
Actually, I'd have kinda liked to see what Tim Matheson would have done with the lead role in Fletch.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:13 PM (q3u5l) eh. Peter Reigert. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 09:17 PM (0aYVJ) 141
BONUS! Use of Cash's "When the Man Comes Around" in the credit sequence is *chef's kiss*
-------------- I like the use of Richard Cheese's cover version of "Down with the Sickness" when the guy is banging the chick Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 03, 2026 09:18 PM (f0sNM) 142
Zombie movies? Haven't watched very many in recent years (didn't see One Cut of the Dead, for instance), but of the ones I've seen, I'm still kinda partial to the original Romero trilogy and Tom Savini's remake of the first one. Train to Busan a very close runner up, as in hate-to-have-to-live-on-the-difference close.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:18 PM (q3u5l) 143
Chinatown is a Polanski film.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2026 09:17 PM (syz1S) So is "The Tenant" which if you're in the right mood for it is creepy as hell. Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 09:18 PM (YSUhf) Posted by: Will Robinson at October 03, 2026 09:19 PM (dCMJG) 145
Also the wrecking crew (small part) yes she was luminous beauty which margot robbie somewhat conveyed
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2026 09:19 PM (5NDio) 146
Just watched Lynch's Dune. I saw in the opening credits that Toto did the music. I was trying to figure out what music.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 09:20 PM (KC5Lt) 147
The dunaway twist came from the production staff who had a noah cross thing in their family ew
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2026 09:20 PM (5NDio) 148
Who remembers the old Charlie Chan movies starring Warner Oland? IMO, good fun. Always entertaining and surprisingly funny at times. I liked how they worked Charlie Chan's family into the cases. They were very Americanized young actors, and of Chinese lineage. But, Charlie was old school Chinese on the screen, and a Swedish born actor named Johan Verner Ölund before changing his name to Warner Oland. Not Chinese blood in him, and he didn't use much make-up to present a convincing Chinese character.
Apparently, he was a master at contorting his face to present the appearance. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:21 PM (dIske) 149
Fletch is a fine watch for a funny gumshoe type flick.
The sequel sucks. I haven't seen the remake that came our a few years ago but people said it was more serious than the original. I also like the Vacation movies and the two movies Chevy Chase did with Goldie Hawn in the late 70s. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:22 PM (6ydKt) 150
And Snyder's DotD remake right behind Train to Busan. And just as close.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:22 PM (q3u5l) Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Ia/+0) 152
It didnt sound like toto
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2026 09:22 PM (5NDio) 153
139 Chinatown is a Polanski film.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2026 09:17 PM (syz1S) I've seen three of his movies then. Didn't even realize that was his. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:22 PM (6ydKt) 154
He was the gangster that cut nicolsons nose
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2026 09:25 PM (5NDio) 155
146 Just watched Lynch's Dune. I saw in the opening credits that Toto did the music. I was trying to figure out what music.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 09:20 PM (KC5Lt) It's not hard to hear Queen in the 80s Flash Gordon. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:25 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 09:25 PM (KC5Lt) 157
Agree on The Tenant; there are stretches in that flick just about as creepy as his work in Rosemary's Baby.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:25 PM (q3u5l) 158
Just watched Lynch's Dune. I saw in the opening credits that Toto did the music. I was trying to figure out what music. Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 09:20 PM (KC5Lt) Didn't you hear the song at the climax? *sings* I bless the rains Of the Kwisatz Haderach ... Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2026 09:26 PM (YSUhf) 159
My theory about why old things are often better than new: old thing have been sifted over the years, the bad things forgotten, the good things promoted. Are they making things worse nowadays? Maybe, but probably they made an array of good and bad things then as now, and we simply have had the time to sort out the good from the bad with older things. That’s all.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 03, 2026 09:27 PM (LWsa7) 160
Meanwhile Jennifer Lawrence was accommodating and still does not have a career now. While blowjobs are a talent, evidently they only get you so far. Posted by: Aetius451AD ================= Theory: She entered in the post-movie-star age -- which this is. Too many platforms, too many stars, too many formats, too many genres for any One to shine. In the 1950s, the entire world knew who Jimmy Stewart was. In this era, only the small but passionate gang who watched The Sopranos know who James Gandolfini was -- even though he dominated a series that almost redefined episodic tv. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2026 09:29 PM (mmrXZ) Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:31 PM (6ydKt) 162
Chevy wouldn't say unfunny but mediocre
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Ia/+0) _________________________ I thought he came across pretty funny in "Three Amigos", but it might have just been Martin Short and Steve Martin presenting the opportunities. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:31 PM (dIske) 163
113 Older movies (big generalization coming up) wanted to entertain the audience.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 08:58 PM (q3u5l) Agree. Older movies (pre 1970) generally were earnest, sincere and respected the audience. Posted by: Joemarine at October 03, 2026 09:32 PM (y171U) 164
Agree. Older movies (pre 1970) generally were earnest, sincere and respected the audience. Posted by: Joemarine at October 03, 2026 09:32 PM (y171U) And the vast majority of the time had a clear moral distinction between right and wrong and hero or villain. Where as post-code Hollywood decided to muddy the moral waters and introduce the anti-hero. Which wasn't all bad but led us to where we are today. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:35 PM (6ydKt) 165
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2026 09:29 PM (mmrXZ)
I kind of think she's not that great an actress. Does not have that likeable charisma, imo. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 09:37 PM (zZu0s) 166
148 Who remembers the old Charlie Chan movies starring Warner Oland? IMO, good fun. Always entertaining and surprisingly funny at times. I liked how they worked Charlie Chan's family into the cases. They were very Americanized young actors, and of Chinese lineage.
Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:21 PM (dIske) Yes, and Keye Luke (Master Po on Kung Fu) was also Charlie's Number One Son. Posted by: Joemarine at October 03, 2026 09:38 PM (y171U) 167
164 And the vast majority of the time had a clear moral distinction between right and wrong and hero or villain.
Where as post-code Hollywood decided to muddy the moral waters and introduce the anti-hero. Which wasn't all bad but led us to where we are today. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:35 PM (6ydKt) Agree 100% Posted by: Joemarine at October 03, 2026 09:40 PM (y171U) 168
148 Who remembers the old Charlie Chan movies starring Warner Oland? IMO, good fun. Always entertaining and surprisingly funny at times. I liked how they worked Charlie Chan's family into the cases. They were very Americanized young actors, and of Chinese lineage. But, Charlie was old school Chinese on the screen, and a Swedish born actor named Johan Verner Ölund before changing his name to Warner Oland. Not Chinese blood in him, and he didn't use much make-up to present a convincing Chinese character.
Apparently, he was a master at contorting his face to present the appearance. Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2026 09:21 PM (dIske) I have a box set of 4 dvds of Warner Oland movies. (Opera, Olympics, Circus, and Race Track) They were enjoyable enough. It's kind of ironic, the usual suspects complain about non-Chinese Oland playing a very stereotypically-Chines Chan, yet Number One Son was played by a Chinese American actor, but was portrayed as complete assimilated; as American as any other character in the movies of the day. You'd think they would appreciate that aspect of the movie, but, no, they focus only on the first item... Posted by: Castle Guy at October 03, 2026 09:40 PM (3v7ra) Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:40 PM (6ydKt) 170
I like a lot of movies made by Keanu Reeves and Matthew McConnaughey but they've been around for over 30 years now.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 09:41 PM (KC5Lt) 171
And then there are some of the remakes and movies based on old TV shows. Not only don't they seem to have any respect for the audience, they don't even seem to respect their sources. I skip most of these on general principle, having been burned (3d degree, almost fatal) by the first 30 minutes of the garbage fire that was the Eddie Murphy/Owen Wilson I Spy.
Even the one that's probably the best of the lot, The Fugitive, goes with the tiresome-even-then evil corporation conspiracy plot. Without Tommy Lee Jones & Harrison Ford, and director Andrew Davis who knows how to keep things moving fast, that one could have been a garbage fire too. Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:42 PM (q3u5l) Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 03, 2026 09:43 PM (6ydKt) 173
"And the vast majority of the time had a clear moral distinction between right and wrong and hero or villain."
I think comparing the original Cape Fear with Scorsese's remake gives a terrific example of the difference. Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:44 PM (q3u5l) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 03, 2026 09:46 PM (hzuYO) 175
It was great
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2026 09:51 PM (5NDio) 176
"Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare"
I saw a trailer or outtake. It seemed to me like they were going for campy gay. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 09:52 PM (Jr5Lq) 177
Most of guy ritchies stuff is except king arthur
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2026 09:52 PM (5NDio) Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 03, 2026 09:55 PM (q3u5l) 179
Grew up with b/w television until the early-ish 70's. Watched a metric boatload of movies on Chicagoland television without benefit of colour. Johnny Weissmuller ftw!
Posted by: Nazdar at October 03, 2026 09:59 PM (NcvvS) 180
ONT is up!
Posted by: Nazdar at October 03, 2026 10:00 PM (NcvvS) 181
I've mentioned this before. I'm mentioning it again.
Thanks to the Morons who suggested Sheep Detectives. Kept me watching to the end. Silly, fun, touching. Posted by: mindful webworker - baaa at October 03, 2026 10:01 PM (sVrIn) 182
179 Grew up with b/w television until the early-ish 70's. Watched a metric boatload of movies on Chicagoland television without benefit of colour. Johnny Weissmuller ftw!
Posted by: Nazdar at October 03, 2026 09:59 PM (NcvvS) I lived so close to the border that I watched old movies on Mexican stations with subtitles in Spanish... The closer to the end of the movie, the more of the remaining time was taken up by commercials... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:01 PM (l3cgK) 183
nood'
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:02 PM (iLKq8) 184
176 "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare"
I saw a trailer or outtake. It seemed to me like they were going for campy gay. Posted by: gp at October 03, 2026 09:52 PM (Jr5Lq) Not what we expected and based on a true story. Very funny murder scenes of killing Germans. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 03, 2026 10:03 PM (hzuYO) 185
181 I've mentioned this before. I'm mentioning it again.
Thanks to the Morons who suggested Sheep Detectives. Kept me watching to the end. Silly, fun, touching. Posted by: mindful webworker - baaa at October 03, 2026 10:01 PM (sVrIn) The trailer looks pretty good. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (l3cgK) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0352 seconds. |
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