The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took <i>Money</i> From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

Steven Richards and John Solomon for Just the News:

FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show

The newly declassified investigation files also show that the FBI had initially tried to recruit the infamous Fang Fang as a source that could share information on Chinese influence operations targeting public officials in the United States.

The FBI developed evidence that a Chinese woman with direct ties to that country's intelligence service had potentially compromised a Democratic congressman from California with sex, foreign interns and illicit donations while she was being recruited to become a bureau informant a decade ago, according to bombshell memos that expose another threat to America's political system from Beijing.
The files chronicling the relationship between Rep. Eric Swalwell and the Chinese national Fang Fang -- also known by her English name Christine Fang -- were declassified by President Donald Trump and released Monday by the White House Government Transparency Task Force as part of a broader effort to unmask foreign threats to U.S. political and election systems.
They show the FBI opened a predicated investigation, which is a formal law enforcement inquiry backed by a factual basis or allegation that indicates a crime or national security threat already exists.
Unlike unpredicated "assessments," a predicated investigation allows agents to use advanced and intrusive methods like electronic surveillance or informants.
The files provide significant new details about the long-rumored relationship between Fang and Swalwell, including that:
* The FBI initially wanted to investigate the congressman for a bribery scheme in which he exchanged donations from Fang for her planting interns in his office, but eventually decided to narrow the case to seek criminal charges only against Fang for making illegal donations to the California Democrat through conduits.

In English, "eventually decided" means "corruptly decided."

* Swalwell admitted to having sex with Fang, his staff placing Fang's interns in Congress and not having a strong enough campaign finance system to detect the straw donations she allegedly passed through U.S.-citizen conduits.
* The Justice Department declined to prosecute Fang despite strong evidence of the illicit donations after she fled the U.S. as the FBI began interviewing her associates and raided her home. The early steps in the investigation were overseen in part by controversial prosecutor Jack Smith, who would later pursue Donald Trump on criminal charges.

Holy shit. He's the garbage man they turn to every single time to take care of their trash.

* The FBI was recruiting Fang to be a confidential informant through an undercover agent, assigned her the code name Rusty Thumbs, planned to hire her through a cutout company and was still evaluating her suitability as a confidential human source when they discovered her alleged criminal behavior.
* The FBI knew early on during the recruitment that Fang was tied to China's Ministry of State Security (MSS), Beijing's notorious intelligence service. The bureau also identified her parents as MSS agents, knew she was raising money for California Democrats and was willing to use sex as a means of getting ahead in the world of U.S. politics.

"Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

Hello. Happy New Week!

By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

2 Ham n eggers

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)

3 #Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

4 Will go lum NOOD

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

5 Wood chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (d9FiM)

6 Sponge with the First!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (bFu5X)

7 The bureaucracy has been entirely captured by the left.

EVERY government worker needs to be fired. Yes, some "good ones" will get fired, too, but aggressive cancer needs drastic treatment.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (N1DT3)

8 It’s (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (jPziU)

9 Remember this,

The Boston office of the FBI sent innocent people to prison to protect their informant and pond scum Whitey Bulgar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2GVsD)

10 Rusty Thumbs? Really??

What, was Shallow Throat taken?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (lHPJf)

11 And yet, Swalwell still roams free.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

12 This is all the evidence you need that he is no longer useful.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (OPGS/)

13 politics.

"Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

I'm thinking I don't want to know what that is...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ls9tU)

14 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Like in the back yard?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (AzRNx)

15 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM

It's a test, Ace. They're gauging your commitment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

16 I do not want to know. I want t remain innocent.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

17 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM

You pissed them off. They are now plotting your demise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

18 Rusty Thumbs? Really??

What, was Shallow Throat taken?
Posted by: Dr. T

Two good garage band names.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (AzRNx)

19 Afternoon Ace.
That FBI great guy Christopher Wray was on the ball, Andy McCarthy says so

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (rp63B)

20 7 The bureaucracy has been entirely captured by the left.

EVERY government worker needs to be fired. Yes, some "good ones" will get fired, too, but aggressive cancer needs drastic treatment.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (N1DT3)

I’d go for the end of all public sector unions, which I would argue is the heart of this problem. Not that I disagree. But if you are employed by the government, you have no business belonging to a union.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (jPziU)

21 I do not want to know. I want t remain innocent.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM

Boy are you on the wrong web site if you want to be innocent.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

22 How do Sea Monkeys fit into all this, though.

Posted by: far cry at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (fmbc9)

23 Almost like the FBI is the Official State Police,

And we mean the "Official State", not the talking heads the peons vote for...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (W+FG5)

24
I'm thinking I don't want to know what that is...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ls9tU)

It's also known as a game called 'switch.'

You put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your bunghole, then someone yells "SWITCH!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

25 I’d go for the end of all public sector unions, which I would argue is the heart of this problem. Not that I disagree. But if you are employed by the government, you have no business belonging to a union.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM

Even FDR knew this. I'd love to see public sector unions outlawed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (bFu5X)

26 I just love the way our judiciary and government "work" on cases like this. They must read a word on some evidence document each day until the clock runs out and there's nothing left for them to do.

What should take weeks, takes years. And then... nothing happens.™

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (2Cry5)

27 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

better than wrapping it in foil and sticking it in the freezer, i guess

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (v3pYe)

28 I've been binge watching Burn Notice. The interagency corruption and incompetence seems ridiculous at times but I guess it's more accurate than I thought.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (bvDnE)

29 Stop taking Shallow Thumbs and contact your doctor immediately if you experience one or more symptoms.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)

30 You put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your bunghole, then someone yells "SWITCH!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

I said I don’t want to know! But please, you made that up, right?

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

31 Also, were the Chinese paying Swalwell for his farts?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

32 The FBI was recruiting Fang to be a confidential informant through an undercover agent, assigned her the code name Rusty Thumbs ...

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"And my Deep State, CongressCritter, and ChiComm Allies (BIRM thrice) mocked me for screaming on Zoom during her hand jobs!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (b0PnQ)

33 I said I don’t want to know! But please, you made that up, right?
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

If not, Eeeeeeeeeew

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ls9tU)

34 You put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your bunghole, then someone yells "SWITCH!"
Posted by: Sponge

And you know this HOW?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

35 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

Australia Football League Women, AFLW, has now reversed itself to allow a trans-woman named Hannah to play. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

In eight games in the minor leagues, Hannah scored 17 goals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (2GVsD)

36 >>>Rusty Thumbs

The Urban Dictionary never heard of it, so I'm guessing that someone got the term wrong.

There is something called a Rusty Trombone, so maybe that's it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (syz1S)

37 Did Fang Fang take Crow Crows to Bang Bang? Maybe counterfeit crows?

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (sFNX2)

38 "FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show."

They all are. Every last stinking Democrap and probably half of the GOP are taking illegal Chinese money. It's literally free money, and all you have to do is what you were inclined to do anyway: sell out your country.

Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

39 He should have used Chinese monks as the go-between for the bribes. I here that in that case, there's no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (0MjtC)

40 Rusty Thumbs ... I don't even want to search for that ... would probably get me put on some watch list, or worse, a visit from some Rusty Thumb enthusiasts.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (vbXSk)

41 "Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

I always thought the "Basket Trick" was the way to go.

At least that is what I hear...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (W+FG5)

42 Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

Who likes giving blow jobs while both of her thumbs are inserted in your ass?

This gal!

Posted by: foreign national paying a congressman for extra special access at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (QU524)

43 Time to use the thumb screws on Rusty Thumbs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

44 I know what a rusty trombone is but never heard of rusty thumbs.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (bvDnE)

45 * hic
* downs bottle of JD

Ready! I'll catch them.

Posted by: Zombie J.J. Angelton at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (7ADiS)

46 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM

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The crows have been barred from visiting you?

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (b0PnQ)

47 I bet Swallowswell came up with that name himself, after a particularly long and arduous session with Bangbang.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (0U5gm)

48 Rusty Trombone>>Rusty Thumbs

Posted by: Rusty Red Primer at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (JM9I6)

49 LOL Our every institution was corrupt under the uniparty. Wait that's not funny...

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (YwEeS)

50 The thing that kills me about all of this is that there are two points on the spectrum:

1) Swallwell (and others like him) are not fully aware of what is going on. They are taking the money because it is about the grift and the chinese (or whoever) are obscuring what they want and why they are doing this by slight of hand. This is the generous option.

2) Swallwell (and others like them) are fully aware of what they are doing. That they are taking money from a foreign power and do not care because they want world socialism AND want to be enriched and become the Nomenklatura when the inevitable commie revolution happens.

3) I would imagine all dems are more toward 2 on the sprectrum. GOPe (minus Mitch) are more toward 1.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

51
TOP.
MEN.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

52
And you know this HOW?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

That's some shit from my 'yute' we would say to the faggies back in the day.

"I bet that dude plays Switch."

I can only guess that Swalwell was a fan of the practice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)

53 Swallowswell's outrageous criminality didn't rise to criminality but Sooter Libby not perfectly remembering a conversation rises to criminality.

These people need to be fed to alligators.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (fqnOq)

54 Looks like I picked the wrong thread to have lunch during....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

55 Rusty Thumbs

Well, it beats Crusty Wee-wee.

I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (2GVsD)

56 How do Sea Monkeys fit into all this, though.
Posted by: far cry

Have you seen the knockoff Chinese versions? "Sea Monkeys" my ass. More like "Mud-Puddle Bushbabies."

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

57 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (bvDnE)

58 You pissed them off. They are now plotting your demise.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

Oh, come on. They're crows, not kittens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (iqcvy)

59

Ah ha, so that's what the EFFBI does all day.

Man, that is so cool.

Wish I could be a G-Man. Wouldn't that be swell.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (och2J)

60 Cats plot your demise just for the LOLs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (2GVsD)

61 *facepalm*

just nothing to be said.

"Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/) "

and he still does. 81 million votes. we will never get the SAVE act.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (VyBeY)

62 They've been doing this forever and nothing will happen.

Clinton/Gore had Johnny chung or whatever his name was donating money for the Chinese military.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Lvnes)

63

Hmm, didn't the EFFBI also put together an elaborate plot to fake kidnap Big Gretch in Michigan?

Oh yeah, they did.

Swell guys!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

64 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

better than wrapping it in foil and sticking it in the freezer, i guess
Posted by: anachronda

Screw you. My plan was perfect. Damned hurricane.

Posted by: Rep. William J. Jefferson at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (puLjQ)

65 Johnny Tre

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

66 I saw Rusty Thumbs open for The Butthole Surfers at Fitzwilly's in 1983.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

67 I always hated having a devil's three way with fang fang because I always ended up as the one playing the rusty piccolo.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at August 17, 2026 12:32 PM (47/pr)

68 Johnny Chung
Charlie Trie

IIRC

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

69 Hmm, didn't the EFFBI also put together an elaborate plot to fake kidnap Big Gretch in Michigan?

Oh yeah, they did.

Swell guys!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

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Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:33 PM (b0PnQ)

70 Seinfeld had "the Move" . But Swalwell went foreign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:33 PM (rp63B)

71 It's kinda odd that Fartswell fancied himself a Chadish ladies man stud muffin. Yet he got honey-potted by a Panda Express 6. There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

72 > not having a strong enough campaign finance system to detect the straw donations she allegedly passed through U.S.-citizen conduits.

Isn't that every Democrat now? So far as I know, ActBlue still accepts donations from Mickey Mouse in Kuwait.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)

73 No words.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (LHPAg)

74 66. Finally! I was wondering when someone would do the "open" joke. Almost ready to lose my faith in Morons.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sFNX2)

75 Rusty Thumbs"???

I'm not looking that up.

Posted by: dantesed at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (p3pWU)

76 >>* The FBI was recruiting Fang to be a confidential informant

Let me get this strait -- the FBI was paying the Chinese spy to spy on the US government and send the info back to China.

Is there anyone not on the federal payroll?

Posted by: Any excuse to spend money at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (yljFf)

77 Burn notice has some great episodes and some not so great but the story arc keeps you in the game.

Sam and Jesse are my favorite characters. Feona is my favorite to look at.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (bvDnE)

78 This is all the evidence you need that he is no longer useful.
Posted by: NR Pax

Now explore his AZ companion complicity.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (NnhvP)

79 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Australia for some reason has become the world leader in dumb Marxist policy, like "kids are only allowed to read BlueSky".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

80 There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She looks OK in the pictures I've seen.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

81 Take bribes. sure.
Bang a honey pot Oriental. no problem.
Step out of line in California Democratic politics. Death sentence.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (wGerL)

82 So, let's see.... an ugly mutt like Eric Swalwell is getting sex from a hot Chinese chick like Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, PLUS she's also PAYING HIM?

And he doesn't get suspicious?

YeahNo. Swalwell is brutally stupid, but even he isn't that stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (IG3/x)

83 Also, the FBI are not above setting people up, remember they had a cut-out that tried to get Pappadopolous 10k and bring it from Europe to the US.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (fqnOq)

84 Al Swearengen didn't care for the Rusty Thumb.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (XvL8K)

85 Jake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Air Force One is not a civilian airline. It’s a military mission. The crew executes a mission to move the president.

No one is forced to board. The press can fly commercial if they prefer. Stop complaining about the military doing military things.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

86 And nothing will happen. As soon as there's another Dem administration, the kids will be guarding the candy store once again.

WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2YhKe)

87 Is there anyone not on the federal payroll?
Posted by: Any excuse to spend money

Yeah. Us.

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (36bTp)

88 She looks OK in the pictures I've seen.

Yeah, she's a very solid "would" in everything I've seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

89 gasp! *faints*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (VkY89)

90 > Yet he got honey-potted by a Panda Express 6. There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

She's an Eric Swalwell 11.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (IG3/x)

91 @jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

Well, too bad you didn't die, Jake. Is that what you want to hear?

GFY, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (2YhKe)

92 As expected, Swallwell was just standing around with a thumb up his butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (n5tGW)

93 Burn notice has some great episodes and some not so great but the story arc keeps you in the game.

Sam and Jesse are my favorite characters. Feona is my favorite to look at.

Posted by: polynikes

She has six children. All born before she got the part.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)

94 80 There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Two thumbs up your ass is worth three in the bush?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

95 There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She looks OK in the pictures I've seen.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
_____

Yea, just OK. Nothing special. Panda Express 6.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

96 Mgid is fkin with me

Besides lunch time, the Eff Bee Eye is Deep State.
They took down 2 Presidents, Trump.and Nixon

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (uKmKx)

97 I watched Rusty Thumbs play at Stage AE in Pittsburgh last year.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (CYBB0)

98 So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

As people keep reminding Jake, Bill Clinton did the same identical thing in 2000, and the threat was more imminent then too.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

99 79 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Australia for some reason has become the world leader in dumb Marxist policy, like "kids are only allowed to read BlueSky".
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

Well, commies need fodder for kiddie porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (Y/06r)

100 Okay now Eric. Here is the (hic) plan. We need a double agent. You go fuck fang fang there and see if she is a spy.
I'm gonna watch from over here. (hic) Got it?

Posted by: Zombie J.J. Angelton at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (7ADiS)

101 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

102
35 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

Australia Football League Women, AFLW, has now reversed itself to allow a trans-woman named Hannah to play. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

In eight games in the minor leagues, Hannah scored 17 goals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM

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How many casualties did he inflict?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:39 PM (azNOR)

103 Jake Tapper, Tucker Carlson, and Cady Ovens; three people who deserve a camel spider in the face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)

104

This here song might offend you some
If it does, it's because you're dumb
That's the way it is where I come from
If you been there too, let me see your thumb

Posted by: Wind up workin in a gas station at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (Cqx++)

105 How many casualties did he inflict?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:39 PM

He's still there, so I'm guessing not enough yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (bFu5X)

106 Seems that two years ago, the only good FBI was the one produced by Dick Wolf starring Missy Peregrym and Zeeko Zaki for CBS

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

107 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

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Mating season is over...

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

108 "How many casualties did he inflict?"
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It's Australian football, so everyone was too drunk to keep track.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sFNX2)

109 62 They've been doing this forever and nothing will happen.

Clinton/Gore had Johnny chung or whatever his name was donating money for the Chinese military.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Lvnes)

Those were $2,000 money orders in the names of individual voters. No where in the law does it say that they can't all be filled out by the same handwriting or that you can't deliver in person seven hundred thousand worth in a brown paper bag.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Charlie Trie at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (r7+Q7)

110 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

The guys aren't the messy part. The part where at least one of their existing players is a female-to-male tranny and they let "her" play, that's where it gets messy.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

111 How many casualties did he inflict?

My favourite Aussie bear YouTube Sugar Tits didn't mention a body count.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)

112 Australia Football League Women, AFLW

Soccer.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)

113 > Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

6'5.5" and 220lbs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

114
This public humiliation may accelerate Swalwell's descent into alcoholic liver disease. One of the symptoms is gas.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (azNOR)

115 FBI - motto - “Fidelity, Bravery, and Integrity"

Always lead off with a joke.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

116 Rusty Thumbs"???

I'm not looking that up.
Posted by: dantesed at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (p3pWU)

Mild compared to some terms I learned playing golf over the past 3 days with 3 different groups of guys. Couldn't tell you a damn thing about what's going on in any of their lives but the chirping was top notch.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (S0M0K)

117 Australia Football League Women, AFLW, has now reversed itself to allow a trans-woman named Hannah to play. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

In eight games in the minor leagues, Hannah scored 17 goals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM

I no longer care. If the XX want XY to kick the shit out of them on the field of play, go for it.

Enjoy it when he crushes your spine, dislocates your knee, or gives you a debilitating concussion, ending your conscious mind.

Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

118 110 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

The guys aren't the messy part. The part where at least one of their existing players is a female-to-male tranny and they let "her" play, that's where it gets messy.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

Wait, which is the conspiracy theory? That Griner was a male acting as a woman or a woman who was taking shitloads of testosterone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

119 "The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It"

Why would they do that?

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (MWfyi)

120 I came here to read about Ace's delightful crow encounters only to be sickened by learning what Rusty Thumbs means.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (Fd8os)

121 38 "FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show."

They all are. Every last stinking Democrap and probably half of the GOP are taking illegal Chinese money. It's literally free money, and all you have to do is what you were inclined to do anyway: sell out your country.

Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

This is true. And it's not even politicians. The Sanya Initiative probably provided funds to retired US generals to help out the PLA in China.

The US treasury is a piggy bank for every NGO, foreign scam artist and CCP cutout here in the USA. Both the Dems and Reps knew about this, but nothing was done until Trump came along.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (M/bUm)

122 Enjoy it when he crushes your spine, dislocates your knee, or gives you a debilitating concussion, ending your conscious mind.

Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

Liked and subscribed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (PGK1w)

123 106 Seems that two years ago, the only good FBI was the one produced by Dick Wolf starring Missy Peregrym and Zeeko Zaki for CBS

"good". yeah. that's the word that springs to mind.

that's the show where they got the computer to rotate the van in the security camera so that its license plate came into view.

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

124 But what did you expect of AWFLs in the AFLW?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)

125 So anyone going to jail over this?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

126 Australia Football League Women, AFLW

Soccer.....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)

After an image search, it looks like rugby to me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2YhKe)

127 Rusty Thumb is ancient Chinese secret, Eric. You like?

Posted by: Fang Fang at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (wVcYX)

128 "Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs."

What's that in giraffes?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (MWfyi)

129 My favourite Aussie bear YouTube Sugar Tits didn't mention a body count.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM

Gotta love Sugar Tits and Bearing. No one throws shade like the Aussies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)

130 "The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It"

They buried it, alright. To the hairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (2YhKe)

131 Wait, which is the conspiracy theory? That Griner was a male acting as a woman or a woman who was taking shitloads of testosterone?

Not Griner, one of their other players is F to M. (I mean, I guess Griner could be too).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

132 Read at Legalinsurrection.com Hayden Panettiere is dead at 36yo. Early drug and alcoholism

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (uKmKx)

133 So anyone going to jail over this?
Posted by: 18-1

Since I don't think Swalwell insulted a muzzie, no.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

134 111 How many casualties did he inflict?

My favourite Aussie bear YouTube Sugar Tits didn't mention a body count.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)

Guys, I checked this out real quick. It does seem to in fact be a woman doing these videos. However, she uses a bear avatar instead of a large breasted woman. *sigh*

I'm giving the stand down order.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

135 With Griner, not even the Russians wanted to find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

136 "FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show."

They all are. Every last stinking Democrap and probably half of the GOP are taking illegal Chinese money. It's literally free money, and all you have to do is what you were inclined to do anyway: sell out your country.

Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

Billy Jeff did too. That's why he sent Loral and Hughes to teach the Chinese how to not have their ICBM's (some of which aimed at us no doubt) blow up on launch.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (C4BAC)

137
Gotta love Sugar Tits and Bearing. No one throws shade like the Aussies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)

Wasn't that a TV show back in the early 80's?

Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2YhKe)

138 Washington NEarsider, how many Doras did you order? 2 for 1?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)

139 And oh, btw, why do we need an American Gestapo?

The world wonders.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (C4BAC)

140 The field of the impaled is looking a little barren. It should be overflowing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (S41Gd)

141 Swalwell admitted to having sex with Fang
......

"Is it in yet?" - Fang Fang

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (UjdFS)

142 Loral and Hughes
Posted by: Chairborne!.

One of the greatest comedy teams ever.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

143 Can you get rusty thumbs from Amazon? Are they real?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (Cqx++)

144 If this story was real Trump's DOJ would be investigating it

Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (NzLrL)

145 So Aetius would be loving Sugar Tits if she had an anime avatar with giant bazongas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

146
91 @jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

Well, too bad you didn't die, Jake. Is that what you want to hear?

GFY, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM

-------

Jake Tapper wasn't on the plane. Just like President Trump wasn't.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (azNOR)

147 Washington NEarsider, how many Doras did you order? 2 for 1?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)

Just the one. I've got fifteen sitting in the stash right now and nothing for a client once I finish this A-10.

I'd like to find paying work before I start a project for me, if I can, but I couldn't leave her on the shelf for $30.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (PGK1w)

148 No crows, no peace.

Know crows, know peace

Posted by: 496 at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Md1Bq)

149 China dicks with our government. We dick with theirs. Same goes for every other country on Earth. It's what people in power/government like to do. And they get paid for it. Once by the country they're in, then by the countries they work for.

The only thing I can think of that's different from person to person is the motivation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (2Cry5)

150
Jake Tapper wasn't on the plane. Just like President Trump wasn't.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (azNOR)

A guy can dream.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)

151
Chris Wray & Company are either the keystone cops incompetent, or are the gatekeepers/defenders of the democrat party/china.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (OkYzo)

152 Crows can tell when you're fasting and losing muscle mass. They'll be back when you get more protean in your diet and fatten up a little bit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tvdD1)

153 "Wasn't that a TV show back in the early 80's?

Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?"

I think I remember that. BJ always got her out of sticky situations.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (MWfyi)

154 Can you get rusty thumbs from Amazon? Are they real?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Naw. Cheap Chinese knockoffs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

155
Wasn't that a TV show back in the early 80's?

Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?

10-4 Sugar Tits

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Cqx++)

156 One of the greatest comedy teams ever.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

I know you're joking Bulg but making communist Chinese nuclear missiles more effective is the highest form of treason imaginable. And America just yawned.

I've been disgusted for a long, long time.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:49 PM (C4BAC)

157

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, flipping tractor tires at the CrossFit gym at August 17, 2026 12:49 PM (B0NCh)

158 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

Literally all he had to do was to know his place in California politics. He could have been in Congress for 30 years hiring and banging random Asiatic honey pots. Once he got too ambitious, they destroyed him in two weeks.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (wGerL)

159 Seems a name for a female tattoo parlor.

Sugar Tats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2YhKe)

160 You forgot.

Clinton's DoE basically gave the PRC the W80 nuclear warhead design for free.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

161 They all knew.

They're keeping worse from you even now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (JvZF+)

162 Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2YhKe)

BJ and the Bear?

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (7ADiS)

163 A couple years back there was video of a guy in Wales playing in a women's rugby league because he was trans. I'm 6'3" and 220 and I played football in high school. I would not want to play against that beast

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (rp63B)

164 From the cited article, "The FBI probe targeting Swalwell and Fang was opened on March 17, 2014..."

Obama; Eric Holder, DOJ, (appointed Jack Smith); Lorretta Lynch, DOJ; James Comey (FBI), yada yada.

It's horrifying, but we (the nation, investigations) just seem to be spinning like tops instead of getting to endpoints and action "deemed to be appropriate to prevent recurrent." (Gov. jargon.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (NFX2v)

165 Wasington Nearsider

I need to stop buying kits and finish more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

166
Statute of limitations has lapsed on everything, I assume. What would it take to get it extended?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (XJ22o)

167 I think I remember that. BJ always got her out of sticky situations.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (MWfyi)

BJ is just not a good name for a guy....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

168
BJ and the Bear?
Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (7ADiS)

BJ and the Bear, Sugar Tits and Bearing.....whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

169 -- also known by her English name Christine Fang --
---------

Not Laquita Fang?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (rJIHE)

170 2) Swallwell (and others like them) are fully aware of what they are doing. That they are taking money from a foreign power and do not care because they want world socialism AND want to be enriched and become the Nomenklatura when the inevitable commie revolution happens.

3) I would imagine all dems are more toward 2 on the sprectrum. GOPe (minus Mitch) are more toward 1.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

There isn't any other conclusion one can draw is there ...

Bunch of fuqing bastards

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (3sXRv)

171 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

172 145 So Aetius would be loving Sugar Tits if she had an anime avatar with giant bazongas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

Oh, I'm still watching the video- just trying to give up to the minute reporting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)

173 Somewhere in West Virginia is a non-descript road leading into the hills. It ends with cave that has a steel door that can sneer at nuclear warheads.

In this cave, is the FBI's cache of compromising information. It is called Area 69.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (2GVsD)

174 I came here to read about Ace's delightful crow encounters only to be sickened by learning what Rusty Thumbs means.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (Fd8os)

Be thankful they didn't mention dirty sanchez.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (S41Gd)

175 Question

Has Swalwell been arrested?

No? *returns to slumber*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (JvZF+)

176 feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus.
kneels behind the man and performs anilingus - more specifically, by pursing their lips and 'blowing a raspberry' on the anus - whilst reaching up beneath the scrotum or around the body to manually apply rapid back-and-forth
Swallwell trombone!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (7aKni)

177 It is called Area 69.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (2GVsD)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (2YhKe)

178 @166 if you could show there was an ongoing conspiracy to cover it up the Statute of Limitations has not begun run. The last act in a conspiracy is when the time begins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (rp63B)

179 "BJ and the Bear?
Posted by: Reforger"

Nope. "BJ and the Bare". There was a II and III too as I recall.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (MWfyi)

180 171 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

I would assume almost all of them. Eyepatch McCain- pretty much all of the ones who emphatically go against the wishes of their constituents. Thune, Mitch, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

181 You forgot.

Clinton's DoE basically gave the PRC the W80 nuclear warhead design for free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)/i]

Nah. The Democrats have been trying to destroy this country for generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)

182 99 79 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Australia for some reason has become the world leader in dumb Marxist policy, like "kids are only allowed to read BlueSky".
Posted by: Ian S.
=======
China and Muzzie presence is why. Seems every government in the West is a government filled with traitors to their own people. Consequence of this degraded modern age and attitudes.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

183 I think the FBI codename for Fang Fang was "Rusty Thumbs"

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

184 Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

OK, that's enough. Really.

Shouldn't you be out peddling your festive little hats?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

185 I would assume almost all of them. Eyepatch McCain- pretty much all of the ones who emphatically go against the wishes of their constituents. Thune, Mitch, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

And they can be bought far cheaper than most would think!!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

186 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

But only Democrats, right? Right??

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (rJIHE)

187 Washington Examiner,

Congressmen responsible for national security rake in cash from assets linked to the CCP

By Robert Schmad, Published June 12, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (NFX2v)

188
Chinese spy communist poon has MSG.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (OkYzo)

189 Fang Fang
---------

But she sounded so harmless.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (rJIHE)

190 Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone and the night is so long.

Posted by: Fang Fang at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (wVcYX)

191 feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus.
kneels behind the man and performs anilingus - more specifically, by pursing their lips and 'blowing a raspberry' on the anus - whilst reaching up beneath the scrotum or around the body to manually apply rapid back-and-forth
Swallwell trombone!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (7aKni)

Swalwell? He probably couldn't manage a slide whistle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (S41Gd)

192 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

Literally all he had to do was to know his place in California politics. He could have been in Congress for 30 years hiring and banging random Asiatic honey pots. Once he got too ambitious, they destroyed him in two weeks.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (wGerL)
______

Yea, or at least wait his turn. He was a Pelosi protege and at one time was clearly being groomed for bigger things. But he got too greedy too fast -- plus, he was a straight white guy becoming a big headache with all his sex pesting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

193 Wasington Nearsider

I need to stop buying kits and finish more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

This is helped by having paying customers.

But typically, when I'm building for fun, a project will just sit on the bench. I don't prioritize it because I have more important things...

But... the Girl Child recently asked if I'd teach her how To Plane. We'll see how that goes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (PGK1w)

194 Did Fang Fang take Crow Crows to Bang Bang? Maybe counterfeit crows?
Posted by: Martin Tell

If Counting Crows were worth having a cover band of, Counterfeit Crows would be the ideal name.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)

195 131 Wait, which is the conspiracy theory? That Griner was a male acting as a woman or a woman who was taking shitloads of testosterone?

Not Griner, one of their other players is F to M. (I mean, I guess Griner could be too).
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)
______________________

Russia doesn't play the "Wokism Game." They put Griner in a FEMALE Penal Colony work camp. So, that suggests she is Female. And, the WNBA is extremely comprehensive in their testing for prohibited drugs. I think it comes down to Griner being an outlier. Extremely tall women have longer bone structure...and that, also, applies to the face. If you are a very tall woman, you are going to have an extended brow. The same hormones that drive significant height during puberty—such as growth hormone, insulin-like growth factors, and androgens—also influence facial bone development.

So, she is IMO a very tall (for a woman) chick, whose hormone developement wasn't just appllcable to torso and limbs. It, also, hit her in the face.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (dIske)

196 Chinese spy communist poon has MSG.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (OkYzo)

It has best frravvor!!!!

Posted by: Uncle Roger at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

197 Nope. "BJ and the Bare". There was a II and III too as I recall.
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (MWfyi)

I should have known the porn industry wouldn't have missed that slow pitch.
Probably shared plots too.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (7ADiS)

198 I've been disgusted for a long, long time.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:49 PM (C4BAC)

--------------

Ditto. The Clintons committed serial treason AND election fraud via the ChiComms ... and all we got were *crickets*.

[Thank God I stumbled into a better opportunity and quit working for Ford Aerospace before it was acquired by Loral and their equally treasonous FOB ("Friend Of Bubba"), Chairman & CEO Bernie Schwartz, or I would have immediately resigned upon learning of those dasdardly deeds. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (QUcTP)

199
If Counting Crows were worth having a cover band of, Counterfeit Crows would be the ideal name.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)

Alas, they're thankfully not.

The Black Crowes, however......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (2YhKe)

200
Nah. The Democrats have been trying to destroy this country for generations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)

At least since they got spanked in the Civil War, if not earlier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (iqcvy)

201
Senator Diane Fenstein's Chinese limo driver was a spy. Nothing happened. Democrat privilege.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (OkYzo)

202 if you could show there was an ongoing conspiracy to cover it up the Statute of Limitations has not begun run. The last act in a conspiracy is when the time begins
——-

Aren’t we way past the time where This One Neat Trick is going to happen, ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 01:00 PM (ZX9JC)

203 Good morning. I don't want to know what rusty thumbs are and thank you for not telling me.

Swalwell is one ugly and corrupt dude. I guess Fang was the best he could do. Chy knee spies in Congress was a gift and worth it to him.

Why isn't he in prison?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 01:00 PM (hzuYO)

204 A 1/32 Hasegawa kit is a good place to start with. Large parts, small part count, and no real fit issues.

Hope she picks up the bug and has fun.

I just bought another Me 262 book off eBay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

205
Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2026 01:01 PM (Y8DZL)

206 Swalwell? He probably couldn't manage a slide whistle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM

Now I'm picturing that with a slide whistle sound effect.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 01:02 PM (bFu5X)

207 "And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US."

Yeah! They should have moved them all to the plane the potus was on for safety.

Posted by: Sardonicus at August 17, 2026 01:03 PM (YFq4Q)

208 i thought Rusty Thumbs was the name of the guy in 'Joy Ride' that was chasing Paul Walker and his brother after they played CB radio tricks on him pretending to be 'Candy Cane'. Ted Levine did the voice of Rusty Thumb...ah...no. It was Rusty Nail. I guess Rusty Thumb is the s*x act. Carry on.

Posted by: Nelly at August 17, 2026 01:04 PM (6+ehB)

209 I want to know how the FBI came up with this code name?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

210 I picked up rusty thumbs once from a groupie at Joe's Garage. With leather. And a telefunken u47.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (tvdD1)

211 Swalwell? He probably couldn't manage a slide whistle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM

He manages MY slide whistle just fine, thank you very much.

- Booty Judge. Or maybe '...', judging from the past few threads.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (PGK1w)

212 MS Now - USS Lincoln

They're all about the troops.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

213 209 I want to know how the FBI came up with this code name?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

Actually you probably don't.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (7ADiS)

214 As people keep reminding Jake, Bill Clinton did the same identical thing in 2000, and the threat was more imminent then too.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

Remember back when Hillary went somewhere, presumably with the media, and had to dodge artillery rounds as she crossed the tarmac in order to finalize a deal to bring peace in our time?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

215 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

But only Democrats, right? Right??

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (rJIHE)

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Aside from Scott Jennings claiming to have chatted with "Cocaine Glitch" McConnell ... has there been any proof of life over the past three months?

And more importantly, are the ChiComm Yuan still being automatically deposited into his offshore bank accounts?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (QUcTP)

216 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

The guys aren't the messy part. The part where at least one of their existing players is a female-to-male tranny and they let "her" play, that's where it gets messy.
Posted by: Ian S

Exactly! Which is why the WNBA can't stake out a position. They'll lose at least one high profile player.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (AzRNx)

217
Exactly! Which is why the WNBA can't stake out a position. They'll lose at least one high profile player.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (AzRNx)

But, Griner sucks, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 01:07 PM (2YhKe)

218 Remember back when Hillary went somewhere, presumably with the media, and had to dodge artillery rounds as she crossed the tarmac in order to finalize a deal to bring peace in our time?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

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"It was sniper fire in Bosnia '96, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 01:08 PM (QUcTP)

219 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

At this point I just assume that every member of Congress is on the payroll of at least five foreign countries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

220 210 I picked up rusty thumbs once from a groupie at Joe's Garage. With leather. And a telefunken u47.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (tvdD1)

My older brother had a 1950s Telefunken shortwave radio.

I used to love hearing its tubes warm up when you switched it on...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (wtvvX)

221 Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?

There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:10 PM (C4BAC)

222 At this point I just assume that every member of Congress is on the payroll of at least five foreign countries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
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We're the only country they DON'T work for...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)

223 Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?

There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Not just the media. The GOPe gives cover. Because that is treason.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:12 PM (AzRNx)

224 I don't see how a self-governing country survives when the information stream is so poisoned and treasonous.

And that poisoning doesn't get fixed Constitutionally, IMHFO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:12 PM (C4BAC)

225 It's not just the government lackeys selling us out. Any industry that has materials, products or information an opponent would like to have, has someone on the payroll willing to give it to them.

For a price. Sometimes not even that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 01:13 PM (2Cry5)

226
There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:10 PM (C4BAC)

I logged back into my cable company on a certain Jan 6 and brought back MS Now and CNN and hoping it was an insurrection and I could watch these mf'ers pushed to the ground and get their brains blown out.

Sadly, no chocolate that day.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:13 PM (Sco7b)

227 Sam and Jesse are my favorite characters. Feona is my favorite to look at.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (bvDnE)

Sam and Mike were my favorites and I enjoyed Mike's attempts to stay arms length from his mom. Jessie was a good later addition. USA was just on fire with those shows at that time.

Posted by: Nelly at August 17, 2026 01:14 PM (6+ehB)

228 Rusty thumbs is likely a reference to her continuous texting to contacts (and marks) which the FBI, likely, had access to. It's been documented that she sent A LOT of texts.

My guess is that Fang Fang made a continuous and persistent mistake in her understanding of American colloquialisms and repeated it often in the Texts that the FBI was, no doubt, monitoring. Saugage fingers might have been a better choice but likely is already assigned to some fat Sheikh somewhere.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 01:14 PM (dIske)

229 Rusty Thumbs aka Le Fang Orange

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 01:15 PM (rJIHE)

230 Maybe..If you scratch Jack Smith you find China money.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (3XMoj)

231 194 Did Fang Fang take Crow Crows to Bang Bang? Maybe counterfeit crows?
Posted by: Martin Tell

If Counting Crows were worth having a cover band of, Counterfeit Crows would be the ideal name.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)
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"Dittos."

CTRL-F'ed to look through the comments before posting, saw it had been.

Trying to think of another TEMU band name that they opened for, but no luck and I'm not spending more brain power on it today.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (4h45B)

232 And more importantly, are the ChiComm Yuan still being automatically deposited into his offshore bank accounts?

/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (QUcTP)

No way he takes payment in anything but USD.

Maybe CHF....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (Ot/FD)

233 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It
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And he buried it?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (rJIHE)

234 228 My guess is that Fang Fang made a continuous and persistent mistake in her understanding of American colloquialisms and repeated it often in the Texts that the FBI was, no doubt, monitoring. Sausage fingers might have been a better choice but likely is already assigned to some fat Sheikh somewhere.

not to mention easily confused with fingered sausage, pete bootyjudge's codename.

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 01:17 PM (v3pYe)

235 Cardinal Crows.

As opposed to Ordinal Crows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:17 PM (Ot/FD)

236 "By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking."

Maybe they've been reading your posts. And plotting how to deal with your Eric Swalwell issue.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 01:17 PM (4h45B)

237 I used to love hearing its tubes warm up when you switched it on...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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The aroma of dust being cooked on hot tubes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (XeU6L)

238 Remember back when Hillary went somewhere, presumably with the media, and had to dodge artillery rounds as she crossed the tarmac in order to finalize a deal to bring peace in our time?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Bosnia. Had to corkscrew a C-141. Lots of sniper. And fucktons of bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (hU2E2)

239 One thing I love about the South is that sunburn isn't a thing.

It could be 79F in August where I grew up, and a lily-white Jew like me would have a horrible pre-cancerous burn all over his body.

Here, I just get nicely bronzed. It's totally awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

240 237 I used to love hearing its tubes warm up when you switched it on...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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The aroma of dust being cooked on hot tubes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (XeU6L)

That might be the most disgusting thing anyone could possibly say on a thread concerning congressional sex scandals....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:21 PM (Ot/FD)

241 Didn't Fang Fang drop dead dead? Maybe I'm confusing her with someone else?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 01:21 PM (zBgIx)

242
The FBI had evidence.

The FBI has evidence.

The FBI fabricates evidence.

The FBI takes notes in pencil after interviews, not during.

The FBI does not record interviews, just has the later pencil record.

The FBI forensics lab is a fossilized joke.

The FBI.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 01:21 PM (azNOR)

243 Where is Eric Swallwell?

No photos of him posted on the internet in the last month.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 01:22 PM (JvZF+)

244 Who is this amorphous "they" that buried it? Wray put the kibosh on this.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 17, 2026 01:22 PM (2vEgU)

245 @241 I think the Chinese said she died in a far accident . Yeah right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 01:23 PM (rp63B)

246 The crows know that you're just phoning it in and you need to step up your game. They're scavengers, but they need more red meat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:23 PM (tvdD1)

247
Rusty Nail = 2 parts Scotch to 1 part Drambuie.

Yes, they're awful.

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Y8DZL)

248 "222 At this point I just assume that every member of Congress is on the payroll of at least five foreign countries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
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We're the only country they DON'T work for...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)
223 Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?

There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Not just the media. The GOPe gives cover. Because that is treason.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:12 PM (AzRNx) "

all of the above!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 01:24 PM (VyBeY)

249 Who is this amorphous "they" that buried it? Wray put the kibosh on this.

And why is he not in prison? In general population.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:24 PM (C4BAC)

250
Bosnia. Had to corkscrew a C-141. Lots of sniper. And fucktons of bullshit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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But mostly children with flowers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

251 BTW, Ace. Concerning your reluctant crow friends. You very well may have a new threat in the area. Neighbor's cat, hawks (which is the most likely, since right about now is when the young ones become self-sufficient and don't require the adult hawk as much, freeing it up to get back to the old predatory routine), owls (same deal as Hawks, only you won't really know one is around because they are silent most of the day...just present in a nearby tree).

Or, maybe lose the gay pimp hat with the feather in the brim.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 01:25 PM (dIske)

252 I went to a baseball game yesterday where it was 105F in the stadium.

I expected to wake up around 4am with my flesh blistered. Nope. I got up at 6am feeling great, with a nice tan.

I love it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 01:25 PM (BI5O2)

253 nood HH.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 01:28 PM (NnhvP)

254
It has been pointed out that Hillary Clinton's utter fabrication about running serpentine to avoid sniper fire at the airport in Bosnia slanders the US military that provided her security. They would not have landed her under sniper fire.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (iTNuP)

255 > BJ is just not a good name for a guy....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

Especially if your last name sounds like "Honeycunt".

Posted by: B. J. Hunnicutt at August 17, 2026 01:59 PM (IG3/x)

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