Mid-Morning Art Thread

Shed Of Rebellion
Jacek Yerka

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (RkR9o)

3 art

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

5 I've seen that off 82 just after entering Red River County......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

6 Mad Max's house?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (RkR9o)

7 DNC Convention in 2028?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)

8 I saw Shed of Rebellion open for Jimmy's Chicken Shack at Arcadia in 2011.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

9 I kinda like it. It has a nice dark children's book illustration vibe to it. The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (LQKAS)

10 Alternate title: Kamala's Vag

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (y+Apl)

11 That shed has three floors underground, and one of them is a faraday cage. The others have a year's worth of supplies and ammo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (vN3wy)

12 What a you rebelling against?

store bought whiskey

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (/+uur)

13 Well it ain't a shed of boobs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (MpWMW)

14 When you can't find the Love Shak...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

15 Weird, but I kinda like it. The stuff sticking up in the back reminds me of Googie, and I like Googie.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

16 Cozy. I like.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (CszeO)

17 Nah, Googie is more aesthetic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (2GVsD)

18 Looks like my house-to-be!

(Not really)

I kinda like it. It has a nice dark children's book illustration vibe to it. The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026

***
Yes -- sort of like A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

19 Jacek was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (y+Apl)

21 Odd but interesting.
Would hang though it looks like part of my backyard.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (rp63B)

22 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. A HOA somewhere is missing it's President.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (2WIwB)

23 Thought it was AOP's workshop, but no Wretched Panhard on view.

Posted by: Prairie Home Companion at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (JM9I6)

24 Original grounds from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

25 This is what happens when Darrel K. Sweet gets high and paints Discworld cover art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

26 Plenty of VHF / UHF antennas, but I don't see much in the way of HF. Must be a technician class operator.

Posted by: PabloD at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (zDDmD)

27 Is that a printing press inside the shed?

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

28
"Why can't we just get in the RUNNING CAR!??"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

29 Also in the series:

Boathouse of Disgruntlement

Water Heater Closet of Ennui

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (17rPF)

30 Neat!

Harlan Ellison collaborated with Yerka on a book where Yerka provided the paintings and Ellison wrote a one-page short story for each painting.

They get weird. But very cool paintings.

The book is called "Mind Fields" and highly recommended if you like Yerka's style of artwork and Ellison's flair for short stories.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

31 This is nicely detailed. One could spend quite a while picking the various elements apart.

It looks as if there's living quarters above the shed or mini-barn part. Steps go up to a door, and then there's that crooked enclosed balcony over to the right where the crow or raven is sitting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

32 Looks neat! It's got the kind of details that naturally start making up their own backstories as you notice them.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (aJQbY)

33 And sometimes the HOA is a necessary evil.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

34 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed

Possibly. And a rotting corpse or three.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (y+Apl)

35 Lots of fun details. Stained glass. Antennae. Hayloft. What appears to be a blacksmith shop.
Would like to know the back story.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Very Sergio Aragonés.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

37 Looks like something from Harry Potter. I like it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

38 The belfry has no rope, that will be a pain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2GVsD)

39 I always wanted a bell tower, had to settle for a cupola.

Posted by: Turrets A Plus at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)

40 Is that one of Rube Goldberg's contraptions?

Posted by: Fat Guy sitting nekkid on a Ottoman at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (SExz7)

41 Boathouse of Disgruntlement

Water Heater Closet of Ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2026

***
Kitchen of Dahmer Recipes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

42 The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:31
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I thought so too. Prayer and reflection before the slaughter.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (ViCCR)

43 I'd live there. Happily.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (sl73Y)

44 This art reminds me of at least one "19th Hole" that I've visited after playing. It was in Germany. Crazy place. Unlike the clubhouse we use on Geezer Golf Tuesday!!! Which is today! Woohoo!!!
And see how I stuck to the 100 comment rule?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2WIwB)

45 Plenty of antennas but no Sarlink setup. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

46 An HoA is never needed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)

47 It is definitely a fixer upper.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (ibDUx)

48
Grim but compelling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (x0n13)

49 What are the red and white squares on the ground?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

50 46 Only for plowing the streets and arranging trash pickup.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

51 There's a forge and an anvil inside. About the only way to stay warm when the polar winds blow; that shed looks drafty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

52 Why does the barn have a pitot tube sticking out from under the peak? Is he planning to fly it somewhere?

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2Xqig)

53 Would hang during Halloween.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (y+Apl)

54 Tim Burton builds his nightmare house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (2GVsD)

55 It has a nice dark children's book illustration vibe to it. The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.

I would definitely put this on the side of my van...if I had a van.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)

56 What are the red and white squares on the ground?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026

***
Art Deco style tiles. The owner gave up before trying to redo the bathroom.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

57 A blacksmith forge, a printing press and an engine tied to a belt.....yet no water anywhere to be seen.

Seems he picked a bad location.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

58 What are the red and white squares on the ground?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Look like tiles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (y+Apl)

59 always wanted a bell tower, had to settle for a cupola.
Posted by: Turrets A Plus at August

A cupola what?

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (sl73Y)

60 looks like a great pitch for a few sets of womble, muck and sneedball.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

61 It's the sort of building that looks like it could be bigger on the inside.

In other words, it's a proto-TARDIS.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)

62 An HoA is never needed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)

A quintillion times this.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

63 Also in the series:

Boathouse of Disgruntlement

Water Heater Closet of Ennui

The Condo of Mild Dyspepsia

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Riz8t)

64 Starlink receiver?

Posted by: Inventiveness to Infinity at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (JM9I6)

65 A blacksmith forge, a printing press and an engine tied to a belt.....yet no water anywhere to be seen.

Seems he picked a bad location.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026

***
Tom Joad's family farm, before they left for Californy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

66 I would definitely put this on the side of my van...if I had a van.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)
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Above or below the sign for "FREE CANDY"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)

67 There's a crow in the upper right waiting on ace to roll out of his cocoon. Fire up the forge! This isn't hot air.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (tvdD1)

68 The Gatehouse of gastric distress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)

69 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed

And a forge & anvil! Those are probably bags of coal by the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (CszeO)

70 Tim Burtons
Little House on the Prairie

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (/+uur)

71 A lot of roof penetrations there.

Posted by: The Flasher at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)

72 I Built a Sea Shanty For a Song

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (I0N4X)

73 Nothing a few flaming arrows can't take out

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (9quuE)

74 Under the birds nest on a stick, is that Dick Cheney's head?

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (2Xqig)

75 Back in Hungary, ve had much fun in the hayloft!

Posted by: Lisa Douglas, Hootersville at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

76 66 I would definitely put this on the side of my van...if I had a van.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)
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Above or below the sign for "FREE CANDY"?

Oh no you don't! I'm not giving away my trade secrets.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (Riz8t)

77 More like a proto reTARDIS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (2GVsD)

78 Are those stickers propped up beside the door supposed to be scythes? I thought those were curved.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

79 Beautiful! Now to go look at today's picture...

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (f4tQo)

80 Interesting piece. Looks like the cottage over on 15th Avenue. Pre-quake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (JvZF+)

81 Ramshackle shack of Insurrection

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)

82 Got to go out and shoot the bell with a slingshot every hour, a PITA.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (sl73Y)

83 ***
Tom Joad's family farm, before they left for Californy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

If you're gonna remake a song, make it your own.......

You asked for it...................

https://youtu.be/1VypaE6kKJ8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

84 This would be the guy in a Mad Max scenario who had all the gewgaws to fix just about anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (CszeO)

85 Looks like this prepper exhausted his whiskey and acetylene caches.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (NYInA)

86 >>>Shed Of Rebellion

Ball of Confusion

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (odBC9)

87 Back in Hungary, ve had much fun in the hayloft!
Posted by: Lisa Douglas, Hootersville at August 18, 2026

***
Wal, Miz Douglas, I'd admire to accommodate you there!

Posted by: Mr. Haney at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

88 *pauses*

The Inn of Seven Incests

Nah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (2GVsD)

89 HUT ONE! HUT TWO!

Posted by: BEN R. at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

90 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed

And a forge & anvil! Those are probably bags of coal by the door.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (CszeO)
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That's going to be the new AoSHQ when we have to rebuild civilization.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (FZ29D)

91 Got to go out and shoot the bell with a slingshot every hour, a PITA.
Posted by: From about That Time

Teach the crow to fly up and drop a rock on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (CszeO)

92 (THAT WAS FUNNY, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHY.)

Posted by: BEN R. at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

93 The taxman cometh.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (2Cry5)

94 But can you teach the crow to sing in perfect harmony?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (2GVsD)

95 *pauses*

The Inn of Seven Incests

Nah
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026

***
Bless the Crows and Tree Frogs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

96 No Chestnut Tree, so the village smithy does not live there.

Posted by: Iron Bands at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

97 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

98 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: dnd nitpicker at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (Q+gd/)

99
Jacek Yerka is another case of a hugely talented artist who chooses to paint bizarre images as if something beautiful or natural is beneath his attention. It's frustrating and annoying. It succeeds in that I want to look at it with all its many bits but, aside from that, where would you display it. Maybe on the cover of a sci-fi book or similar. As to the 'rebellion' in the title, perhaps it's rebelling against consumerism. (Total guess.)

Posted by: JTB at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

100 Looks like where Dr Westin and dick Devine built their spaceship.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yEz+x)

101 100

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (odBC9)

102 No Chestnut Tree, so the village smithy does not live there.
Posted by: Iron Bands at August 18, 2026

***
"Under the spreading chastity, the village smoothie stands. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

103 Ball of Confusion
Posted by: m
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Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (ViCCR)

104 The bell tower has a Christian cross on top of it.

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

105 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

You say that like it's unusual.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (CszeO)

106 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.

Disagree.

Posted by: Sickles and scythes at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

107 I thought sheds of rebellion are we get the term "cottaging."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2)

108 The artist spent all his creativity on the building as the background is totes boring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (2GVsD)

109 97 Bob from NSA, the early years.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

110 Oooh, I want that. Screw the pole barn. I might build this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (S41Gd)

111 >>Are those stickers propped up beside the door supposed to be scythes? I thought those were curved.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM

Some people call 'em a sling blade, but I call 'em a kaiser blade, uh huh.

Posted by: Karl at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (2Xqig)

112 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: dnd nitpicker at August 18, 2026

***
Not for agriculture. But for war --!
(Zulus and Yanomamos everywhere)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

113 40 Is that one of Rube Goldberg's contraptions?
Posted by: Fat Guy sitting nekkid on a Ottoman at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (SExz7)

It has that ... vibe.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (odBC9)

114 Nest of vipers

Posted by: That guy who never quite gets the joke right at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

115 This is what happens when Darrel K. Sweet gets high and paints Discworld cover art.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (LQKAS)

116 105 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

You say that like it's unusual.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (CszeO)

... and like It's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (odBC9)

117 I would definitely locate my blacksmith's forge in a drafty, thatched wooden barn under a hay loft. But that's just me!

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (f4tQo)

118 High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.

Telefunken ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2GVsD)

119 Would make a good album cover.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

120 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

***
The remains of the last tax collector who came by this place

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

121 If the ladder is on the roof, how the hell do you get up there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

122 No trees in sight, you just know every rabid bat in the county would take up residence in this mess.

Posted by: Never Mind The Rabid Beavers at August 18, 2026 09:51 AM (JM9I6)

123 Very Lemony Snicket.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 09:51 AM (PGK1w)

124 As to the 'rebellion' in the title, perhaps it's rebelling against consumerism. (Total guess.)
Posted by: JTB at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)
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According to his bio in "Mind Fields" he was rebelling against his instructors.

"Yerka resisted the constant pressures of his instructors to adopt the less detailed, less realistic techniques that characterized so much of contemporary art." (Yerka was born in 1952, btw.)

He was heavily influenced by Cagliostro, Hieronymus Bosch, Peiter Bruegel, Hugo van der Goes, and Jan van Eyck.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (FZ29D)

125 105 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

You say that like it's unusual.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (CszeO)

Whereas we know--deep breath:

It's not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about it's such a crime
If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone
It's not unusual

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (odBC9)

126 >>>Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed

And a forge & anvil! Those are probably bags of coal by the door.

Posted by: rickb223

>I'm thinking the contraption is for bagging grain. A printing press would have shit all over the place. An old school belt driven driven generator adds a nice touch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (tvdD1)

127 Maybe it's just my advanced age talking, but I'd put a railing on that staircase.

Posted by: Handy Capable at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (JM9I6)

128 Would hang. In the hallway leading to the restrooms of the Cracker Barrel at Exit 191.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

129 It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

130 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: dnd nitpicker at August 18, 2026

***
Not for agriculture. But for war --!
(Zulus and Yanomamos everywhere)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Halberd at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (Riz8t)

131 Naginatas have entered chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (2GVsD)

132 If the ladder is on the roof, how the hell do you get up there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

In that tinderbox think of it as a fire escape.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)

133 But can you teach the crow to sing in perfect harmony?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM

I suppose you could, but you'd probably have to bribe it with a Coke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (LQKAS)

134 Forge and anvil?

Thought it was a spear and magic helmet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

135 If the ladder is on the roof, how the hell do you get up there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

There's a catapult behind the barn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

136 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (sl73Y)

137
Dear Property Owner - a limerick

It's an unsightly, quirky creation
With an u stable cinder block foundation
It tilts toward the west
And you're sure to be blessed
With a notice from the Owner's Association!

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (I0N4X)

138 I haven’t seen commenter XTC in awhile. Anyone know anything about him?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

139 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Halberd at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM

You're more for chopping livers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (LQKAS)

140 I don't really like this one, but some of his others I prefer such as "A House with a blue" and a sort of weird lightened forest in the dark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (dom7w)

141 It's the back of a Mad Magazine cover. You fold it up just right and it turns into a rocket ship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

142 27 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

Or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (odBC9)

143 *waves to RMBS*

At least someone got my DKS joke.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)

144 Thought it was a spear and magic helmet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM

Pfft!

Spear and magic helmet...

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (LQKAS)

145 Rube Goldberg meets steampunk.
This ain't no She Shed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

146 At least someone got my DKS joke.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM

I help where I can.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM (LQKAS)

147
I help where I can.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM (LQKAS)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:57 AM (2YhKe)

148 Posted by: That guy who never quite gets the joke right at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

I feel seen.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:57 AM (odBC9)

149 You cannot make this stuff up, although I suppose zombie Jason Arday will be happy to have company.

"Outstanding Refugee" winner Salman Elmi was just arrested for $1 million in Medicaid fraud, 8 felonies, and a sex trafficking ring

https://tinyurl.com/bp92z4vm

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:57 AM (Riz8t)

150 Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:58 AM (2GVsD)

151 This ain't no She Shed.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM

It ain't no country club, either.

Posted by: S. Crow at August 18, 2026 09:58 AM (LQKAS)

152 >>>And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.

Posted by: From about That Time

>It's that nifty AI, the same one that edits my comments and omits words, letters, duplicates shit and is a general nuisance.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (tvdD1)

153
It ain't no country club, either.
Posted by: S. Crow at August 18, 2026 09:58 AM (LQKAS)

ONE SQUARE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (2YhKe)

154 Set in a barren landscape.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Q+gd/)

155 Just begging to be struck by lightning.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (LHPAg)

156 Set in a barren landscape.
Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Q+gd/)

So, somewhere in the middle of my field of f*cks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2YhKe)

157
No junkyard dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (O0L8i)

158 136 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM
+++

The senior lady wearing the unique gray sweater and sporting pronounced hooterage is off today. It's time for her mammogram.

Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

159 ONE SQUARE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM

I knew that was coming the minute I hit Post. The Horde does not disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (LQKAS)

160 Set in a barren landscape.

"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"

Posted by: Vigo the Carpathian at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

161 Very Lemony Snicket.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

THAT'S IT! That's the look!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (CszeO)

162 It's charming in a weird sort of way...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (qJXt+)

163 154 Set in a barren landscape.
Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Q+gd/)

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Shed of Rebellion!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (odBC9)

164 I knew that was coming the minute I hit Post. The Horde does not disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (LQKAS)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

165 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:57

I appreciated the comment of the person who said that we should call them "scamugees" not "refugees"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (dom7w)

166 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.
Posted by: From about That Time

Beats green dildos.
Pro top: Do not google WNBA.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (CszeO)

167 158 136 the unique gray sweater
Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

unique?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (odBC9)

168 I'm sure everyone that sees that shed in the art think that it's got to be he best place to hide illicit weapons. Yessiree, nobody would look there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (g8Ew8)

169 I'm really not sure where that would be....flat landscape, yet not enough wind to knock that thing the f*ck over.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:04 AM (2YhKe)

170 What the hell is this?

https://tinyurl.com/yn3kxwrx

Posted by: pawn at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (L5eIP)

171 I really like this. I would hang it, not in my bedroom, though. The head is looking at me.

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (2Xqig)

172 I'm sure everyone that sees that shed in the art think that it's got to be he best place to hide illicit weapons. Yessiree, nobody would look there.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Let's hide behind the running chainsaws!
Posted by: Clueless teens in a horror film

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (CszeO)

173 I'm really not sure where that would be....flat landscape, yet not enough wind to knock that thing the f*ck over.........
Posted by: Sponge

SE Kansas?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (CszeO)

174 Looks like the superstructure of a Japanese WW eleven battleship.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (XvL8K)

175 136 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM
---
I'm sure you could get a cheap Chinesium knockoff on Amazon for only $80 instead of $80K.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (FZ29D)

176 What the hell is this?

https://tinyurl.com/yn3kxwrx

Posted by: pawn at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (L5eIP)

A tenet of islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

177 167 158 136 the unique gray sweater
Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

unique?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM

Haven't seen it in awhile, but as I recall it would vary. Sometimes the sleeves would be disconnected from the rest of the sweater at the shoulders. Some quirk in the AI I think.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

178 I, myself, am strange and unusual.

Posted by: Lydia Rebellion at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (0sNs1)

179 177 167 158 136 the unique gray sweater
Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

unique?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM

Haven't seen it in awhile, but as I recall it would vary. Sometimes the sleeves would be disconnected from the rest of the sweater at the shoulders. Some quirk in the AI I think.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

Oh. Maybe I don't get that one.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (odBC9)

180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w)

181 How would AI depict Ace's shelves?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM (0sNs1)

182 179 You don’t get it?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

183 182 179 You don’t get it?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

Maybe that ad did not appear on my computer.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (odBC9)

184 Huh.
OK.

"Sorry, honey, can't clean the garage right now - I'm painting (the messy garage)."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (X8xt3)

185 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM

Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Steve Descano at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

186 I, myself, am strange and unusual.

Posted by: Lydia Rebellion

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)

187 184 You really didn’t get it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

188 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w)
Family reunion?

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 10:11 AM (LHPAg)

189 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w)

And with pin money?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:11 AM (odBC9)

190 189 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w

For murder no less

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (qJXt+)

191 I don't see AOP there.

Posted by: Pizza Night In Rowley? at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (JM9I6)

192
Yp Ho Ho and Suchlike - a limerick

There omce was a man from Ypsilanti
Who moved to the coast with his auntie
He built her a shack
With a guest room in back
Then he pointed at it saying, "See? Shanty!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

193 Looks like it's connected to the electrical grid better than Gary is right now.

Posted by: DaveA at August 18, 2026 10:13 AM (FhXTo)

194 Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

Good one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (k5CNB)

195 Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Steve Descano

Fairfax Co. is run by lunatics, voted into office by AWFLs who resolutely defy reality. Here's another group of them in London.

https://tinyurl.com/y3kcjuec

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (Riz8t)

196 Oops

Yp ee ki yay and Suchlike -

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

197 Who doesn't already own a hyperbaric chamber? What are we, Europeans?

Posted by: Down With It at August 18, 2026 10:15 AM (JM9I6)

198 I guess Satan has to keep his weed whacker somewhere.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 10:15 AM (QzM4s)

199 It's pronounced "Ip-sa-lanty" for the non-Michigan contingent.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (J4Dwc)

200 200

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (odBC9)

201 Good one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

********

Thanks. Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

202 196
Yp ee ki yay and Suchlike -
Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

Yp, Adrian!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:17 AM (odBC9)

203 Ace is obviously not much of a tile man. His concubines are sloppy and need tutelage.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 10:18 AM (tvdD1)

204 I'm fine with a Tajik murderer being shipped off to murder Tajiks. That makes him a Tajik problem, and not an American one.

We should start airdropping all of *our* murderers over Muslim countries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:18 AM (BI5O2)

205 You don’t get it?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM

Perchance BEN, as is sometimes his wont, will ride to our rescue?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

206 Thanks. Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.
Posted by: muldoon
__________

I'm looking forward to Kankakee and Sheboygan making appearances.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:20 AM (XvL8K)

207 Michigan has great city names. Ypsilanti, Kalamazoo, Sault Ste Marie (pronounced Soo Saint Marie), Mackinac.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:20 AM (qDa2L)

208 The senior lady wearing the unique gray sweater and sporting pronounced hooterage is off today. It's time for her mammogram.
Posted by: The Management

Good, I'm glad to see she's taking care of herself, she's one of my favorites.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 10:21 AM (sl73Y)

209 Can you imagine Karmelo running around in rural Pakistan? Or that Lindsay Clancy bitch? Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

210 197 Who doesn't already own a hyperbaric chamber? What are we, Europeans?
Posted by: Down With It at August 18, 2026 10:15 AM

And stocked with an ample supply of Ranch dressing.
'Murrica!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

211 Any schmuck can buy a hyperbaric chamber. The real challenge is finding all the hyperbears to fill it with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 10:22 AM (Ot/FD)

212 I saw Satan's Weed Whacker open for Greenday at Fiddler's Green in '02.

I heaved a scythe of relief when they did a soulful rendition of The Green Green Grass of Home.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:22 AM (I0N4X)

213 86 psychedelic shack

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

214 It's been suggested I draft AOC for my 2028 ticket.

Dumb and Dumber would be our slogan.

I kind of like it. Tim certainly didn't set me up for success.

Posted by: Kamala! at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

215 207 Don’t forget Big Beaver, a suburb of Detroit. Also, Hell.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

216 The real challenge is finding all the hyperbears to fill it with.

----

Do these chambers come with an axe or do I need to bring my own?

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (BI5O2)

217 Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

That is a strange mind you've got there!

But it sure works out well for us!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 10:24 AM (k5CNB)

218 *The real challenge is finding all the hyperbears to fill it with.*

We've got them for $12.

Posted by: TEMU at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

219 >>>And stocked with an ample supply of Ranch dressing.
'Murrica!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty

>I got your ranch dressing. Th question is, is hidden valley the best? There have got to be a hundred flavors.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM (tvdD1)

220 There’s also a Climax, Michigan.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

221 Does a lack of comment indicate zombie Bob Ross' approval of this artwork, despite lacking his signature accoutrements?

Posted by: Kamala! at August 18, 2026 10:26 AM (0sNs1)

222 Don’t forget Big Beaver, a suburb of Detroit. Also, Hell.
Posted by: Bulg
_______________

Here in Ky, we've got Beaverlick and Big Bone Lick within a few miles of each other.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (XvL8K)

223 Intercourse, PA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)

224 220 There’s also a Climax, Michigan.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM

Yoo Hoo!

Posted by: Intercourse, Alabama at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

225 Humptulips, WA

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (W2EWw)

226 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

227 Monster House!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (cWLG3)

228 226 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
---
Inspired by 22 Jump Street (lowbrow comedy film).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (cWLG3)

229 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

At least they're no longer running a child sex farm, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

230 226 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

What. A bunch. Of idiots.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (odBC9)

231 Detroit is kind of a weird name too. We just don’t really think about it since we hear it so often. It really should be Day-troua, in its proper French pronunciation.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (qDa2L)

232 See we don’t need illegals running drugs we have plenty of Americans who will do those jobs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:30 AM (qDa2L)

233 There’s also a Climax, Michigan.
Posted by: Bulg

I've seen Hell, Michigan freeze over.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (CszeO)

234 ---
Inspired by 22 Jump Street (lowbrow comedy film).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (cWLG3)

Yet another example of how hollywood destroys.......

21 Jump Street
Starsky and Hutch
Dukes of Hazzard
The Wild Wild West

All TV shows made into really shitty, embarrassing movies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)

235 Sandy Cocazio Ortez

; )

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (odBC9)

236 I'll second the recommendation on Mind Fields by Yerka and Ellison.

Think there's another book of Yerka's art out there too, but the title escapes me now and I'm just too freakin' lazy to look it up at the moment.

Delightfully strange stuff.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (q3u5l)

237 231 Detroit is kind of a weird name too. We just don’t really think about it since we hear it so often. It really should be Day-troua, in its proper French pronunciation.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (qDa2L)

---
Uranus, Missouri
https://www.uranusmissouri.com/

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)

238 Watch these reporters visit Seattle's beautiful $165M library (it's full of drug zombies)

https://tinyurl.com/5bxfssyd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

239 All TV shows made into really shitty, embarrassing movies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)
----
We're gonna be here all day if you want to go down that road...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (FZ29D)

240 227 My son loved Monster House when he was a kid, up to a point. At some point, he’d be too scared to watch anymore, and we’d have to turn it off.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

241 The judges would also have accepted

Sandy Occasional Cortex

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (odBC9)

242 231 Detroit is kind of a weird name too. We just don’t really think about it since we hear it so often. It really should be Day-troua, in its proper French pronunciation.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM

At least you weren't made up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: Idaho at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)

243 ---
Uranus, Missouri
https://www.uranusmissouri.com/
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)

I'm told Uranus Fudge is really good. Didn't get a chance to stop last time through........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)

244 We also have Hells Halfacre, Ky.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (XvL8K)

245 Jacek Yerka

Whatta yerk.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (odBC9)

246 We're gonna be here all day if you want to go down that road...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (FZ29D)

I've got a meeting in 1.5 hrs........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)

247 Jacek Yerka

Whatta yerk.
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (odBC9)

Oh watta jer kayam.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:34 AM (2YhKe)

248 Colleges are the best places to run dope. Cops turn a blind eye to drug crime on campus. They want parents to know that police are present in force to protect Oliver and Emma from Ja'marquius and Rogerio, but that Oliver and Emma *will not* be locked up for their drug pansexual sodomy hobby.

These guys had to be pretty sloppy to get caught. Or maybe the payments to the campus substation were late.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

249 243 ---
Uranus, Missouri
https://www.uranusmissouri.com/
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)

I'm told Uranus Fudge is really good. Didn't get a chance to stop last time through........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)
---
I heard tell ol' Colonel Angus hails.from Uranus, MO.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM (cWLG3)

250 *drug-FUELED pansexual sodomy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

251 >>>See we don’t need illegals running drugs we have plenty of Americans who will do those jobs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

>That's right, and a lot of them carry badges.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 10:36 AM (tvdD1)

252 242 I was always intrigued by Lightfoot’s pronunciation of it in Fitzgerald: “De-troy-it.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

253 Sandy Ortez sounds like someone with an onlyfans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)

254 199 i had a customer with that for his last name. he had a 750 paso ltd, which was a step up.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

255
I tell those Michiganders to relax
And pay close attention at Mackinacs
Take a left at Kalamazoo
Then head south at Ste. Marie'S Soo
And surely you'll eventually reach Climax

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:40 AM (I0N4X)

256 "...their drug pansexual sodomy hobby."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM

What day of the week is that thread?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

257 WTF

yerka yerka

Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

258 “Ypsilanti” is name for two brothers who were heroes of the Greek War of Independence.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

259 Do not take Ypsilanti if you're allergic to it or it's ingredients.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:42 AM (2YhKe)

260 234 starsky hutch film entertained, enjoyed the cameos. fun.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

261 @260 "DO it!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)

262 starsky hutch film entertained, enjoyed the cameos. fun.
Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

The TV show wasn't a comedy. The movie was silly blech and everything Ben Stiller touches is mostly crap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:44 AM (2YhKe)

263 Thanks. Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.
Posted by: muldoon

Ypsilanti Is Always On My Mind was one of the B side songs that Kris Kristofferson never got onto an album

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 10:44 AM (rbvCR)

264 21 Jump and Starsky made a lot of money.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (qDa2L)

265 good eye, PabloD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (VyBeY)

266 21 Jump and Starsky made a lot of money.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (qDa2L)

The people are sheep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (2YhKe)

267 The show The Fugitive was a little before my time, but I thought the movie was fantastic.

Very prescient about the evils of Big Pharma.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

268 Steam Punk. Medieval smithy with TV antennae.

Posted by: Jimmy Brock at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (wGerL)

269 Good morning!

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (ZdaMQ)

270 If Vince Vaughn is in it I’ll probably enjoy it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (qDa2L)

271 This looks like the mind of a schizophrenic.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 10:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

272 247 owa tagoo siam
pops used to get me to say it when i was learning to talk.
did the same thing to my boy. he'd say, "owa tagoo siman!"

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)

273 Depicted Art: The expression of the way Life could and Should BE.

A: The house that mELON-head built (features cTHIEL-inside)

mELON's proving to be a lost cause, it's up to JD to throw down against cTHEIL 3rd party opening the windoow to REMAIN-SINWAR/AOC candidacy, an cthKARP/cthLUCKEY/cthANDURIL bringing armed drones and robocops to your streets, and the Rubio/Pragmatic DeepStater's who obviously knew what would happen, defending BRENNAN, targetting ALL (normal) PEOPLE when the truth become a liability -- as if they didn't know about IRG capabilities and Epstein, they wouldn't be very intelligent if they didn't no would they?

LET'S GO BRANDON!
Best Episode of Apprentice EVER!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-irlTheBRENNANcameo

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 18, 2026 10:49 AM (lOXFD)

274 These guys had to be pretty sloppy to get caught. Or maybe the payments to the campus substation were late."

Chino and Daddy G?

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:49 AM (cGjQu)

275 247 owa tagoo siam
pops used to get me to say it when i was learning to talk.
did the same thing to my boy. he'd say, "owa tagoo siman!"
Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)

Saw a TikTok yesterday where dads were pretend putting their fingers in wall sockets, flopping around violently while yelling, scaring the crap out of their babies, making them cry hysterically.

I found this an incredibly stupid way to get kids to stay away from wall outlets........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:50 AM (2YhKe)

276 I've been watching Hunter lately. It's pretty awesome. In the pilot episode, Hunter throws Brian Dennehy off a high rise. Presumably, all of Los Angeles was destroyed on impact.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

277 This looks like the mind of a schizophrenic.
Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 10:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

.......I shit my pants........

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2026 10:51 AM (2YhKe)

278 I found this an incredibly stupid way to get kids to stay away from wall outlets...."

Here kids, try this fork...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:51 AM (cGjQu)

279 I've been watching Hunter lately. It's pretty awesome. In the pilot episode, Hunter throws Brian Dennehy off a high rise. Presumably, all of Los Angeles was destroyed on impact.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

Fred Dwyer had a reasonably impressive NFL career.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:52 AM (2YhKe)

280 By the time I get to Climax she'll be sleeping...

/Glen Canpbell

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:53 AM (I0N4X)

281 262 wait, how do you feel?
stiller is not exactly a bonus for me, but i've enjoyed too many flicks he was in.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

282 By the time I get to Climax she'll be sleeping..."

She'll be driving six white horses when she...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:54 AM (cGjQu)

283 Ben Stiller the comedian - Ben Stiller the Hollywood lightweight/groupthink twit. Pick one.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (Gqar8)

284 California Dreaming:

https://tinyurl.com/y6dzp47k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (RkR9o)

285 stiller is not exactly a bonus for me, but i've enjoyed too many flicks he was in.
Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

It's rare because he usually plays an incredibly annoying character that grates my nerves.

To each, their own. I don't think any less of you. Just stating my opinion.

I mean, I don't understand how Will Ferrell has a career..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

286 Alternate w

"CBD Built His Dream Home"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (5pM2N)

287 275 homer's bunny face was effective.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

288 Fun fact: Dreyer was in the running to be Sam Malone in Cheers. The character was originally supposed to be a ex football player. When Ted Danson got the part they changed it to baseball as Danson didn’t have the body of an ex NFL player.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:56 AM (qDa2L)

289 Yeah....I spelled his name wrong.

John Frederick Dryer is an American actor, radio host, and former professional football player who played as a defensive end in the National Football League for 13 years with the New York Giants and Los Angeles Rams, participating in 176 games and recorded 103 career sacks starting in 1969 until his retirement in 1981, and is the only NFL player to score two safeties in one game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:57 AM (2YhKe)

290 California Dreaming:

https://tinyurl.com/y6dzp47k"

If you're wealthy, there are ways around... if you're of a certain group, you can just ignore it...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:58 AM (cGjQu)

291 284 with increased braking distances comes liability litigation.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

292 Those 2000s Movies with Ben Stiller, the Owen brothers, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, etc are great. Low brow sure but sold 2 hours of entertainment and laughs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:58 AM (qDa2L)

293 Wilson Brothers duh. Owen and Luke.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:59 AM (qDa2L)

294 285 i mostly agree with all that. and i don't retain who was in what... but anchorman, dodgeball and some other stuff are fam faves despite his annoying (inflatable groin) character. cringy but forgiveable.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (Bep7s)

295 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

296 There’s Something About Mary

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)

297 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (CszeO)

298 >> Fox News Power Rankings: As Democrats turn left, Black voters tap the brakes
Two-thirds of young Americans and 71% of Hispanics disapprove of Trump, but Black voters haven't fully returned

“ There isn’t much evidence that Democrats have figured out how to talk to these voters again, but for two of the three groups, Trump’s declining approval rating is doing the job for them.”

https://tinyurl.com/22dmn8je

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:02 AM (q1tXs)

299 By the time I get to Climax she'll be sleeping..."
**********
She'll be driving six white horses when she...
Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:54 AM (cGjQu)

https://tinyurl.com/3tyba54j

@klara_sjo

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 11:13 AM (rbvCR)

300 The shed was angry that day, my friends!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (Fi81e)

301 The powers that be would rather be shed of this shed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:27 AM (Fi81e)

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