Mid-Morning Art Thread

Alexander of Macedon Trusts the Doctor Philip
Henryk Siemiradzki

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (RqFM6)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 nd!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

4 *sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

5 Better than trusting Doctor Fauci!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (ibDUx)

6 for the 'ettes? what's under there?

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

7 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (RqFM6)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

9 "You should've Ptolemy not to eat the figs!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (6/7Fs)

10 A little bit of beefcake for the ladies.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

11 "LOOK at it! It's quite swollen!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

12 "milk of magnesia"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

13 "You want me to put the leeches WHERE?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)

14 Get me more leeches , stat.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (rp63B)

15 for the 'ettes? what's under there?
Posted by: cmeat

Nothing they want. That's why he's seeing a doctor.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (RqFM6)

16 9 "bad dates"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

17 Reading the instructions before beginning surgery is commendable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (qwuI6)

18 .......Bad dates.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

19 I don't need no Doctor!

Posted by: Humble Pie at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JM9I6)

20 Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (2Cry5)

21 Doctor, doctor.....gimmie the news......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

22 18 ha

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

23 "...and of course, I will know if my movements be imprecise, as the buzzer will sound quite loudly. Also, there is a reason your nose will at all times be visible..."

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (OUMaO)

24 What happens in Macedonia doesn't necessarily STAY in Macedonia.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (RqFM6)

25 "How many blue pills did you take?!"

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

26 Doc! What'r all these bumps and sores?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (c/kiq)

27 ha
Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

28 He seems a bit spoiled.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

29 The Macedonians were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

30 23 writer's cramp was impossible

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

31 Everyone has such a nice head of hair!

Posted by: Sy Sperling, Client AND President at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (JM9I6)

32 Reading the instructions before beginning surgery is commendable.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (qwuI6)
----
"IMPORTANT! The trepanation hammer must be picked up by the RIGHT hand! Otherwise the demons won't be able to escape the afflicted."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

33 Although, he does have a nice body.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

34 "what makes your big head so hard?"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

35 Doctor Phil is searching through his big book of CPT/HCPCS codes so he can bill Medicare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (6/7Fs)

36 The Clap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (2MN4W)

37 😁 ivermectin?

Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (Edmd5)

38 He's The Paolo, isn't he.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

39 Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (Edmd5)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 19, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

40 I was in the pool!

Posted by: Alexander of Macedon at August 19, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

41 Bob Dole approves!

Posted by: Bob Dole! at August 19, 2026 09:37 AM (zBgIx)

42 Thought bubble of the slave boy on the right:

***********

Can't Generate Decent Air Flow - a limerick

There once was a slavish young man
Who said, "I'm doing the best that I can.
Alexander's a big shot
But he still whines he's hot
My opinion? Meh! Not aa big fan!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 09:37 AM (I0N4X)

43 "it rubs the lotion on it's what?"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

44 Roll him over. The boil is on his bum!

Posted by: Dr. Carbuncle at August 19, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

45 Alexander wants to know if BCBS will cover this doctor's visit.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

46 The Clap.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (2MN4W)

You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/0rHaZYWEtYs

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 09:38 AM (S0M0K)

47 would not hang
too gay

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2026 09:38 AM (5rh/l)

48 Now for the prostate exam.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

49 "The number shall be three, three being the third number..."

Posted by: Medieval Physicians Desk Reference at August 19, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

50 At first glance I thought he was holding up the sheet to show Doc his manhood. Upon embiggening I see he's resting that hand on his knee.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 19, 2026 09:39 AM (ViCCR)

51 47 sheesh. they're just friends.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

52 The tiger skin bedspread is a nice touch.

Posted by: Bed! Peace! Hair! at August 19, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

53 The Clap.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (2MN4W)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8-G8EoWOw

Posted by: Insert witty nickname here at August 19, 2026 09:40 AM (zBgIx)

54 So, is the treatment going to be a little blue pill?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2026 09:40 AM (+dN71)

55
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2026 09:40 AM (O0L8i)

56 Hi, Alex, I'm Dr. Dimitrakopoulos, but you can call me Dr. Patrick! What brings you in today. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

57 guy looking over shoulder is set for the day.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

58 Caption:

"So, Doc...I should pour this boiling oil on my weiner?'

"Yes, then after that *reads text* We'll apply the leeches."

"But, Doc. How's that going to cure my near-sightedness?"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)

59
"It's been over four hours, Doc!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2026 09:41 AM (O0L8i)

60 Alexander The Great was a severe alcoholic.

His liver is hanging by a thread in this thread.

Posted by: Drunkcle at August 19, 2026 09:41 AM (9WAJE)

61 Everyone who thinks he wants to live in some past age is not thinking about the state of medicine that left Alexander dead at a young age with half the world still unconquered.

Posted by: Martbell at August 19, 2026 09:42 AM (as6X5)

62
https://youtube.com/shorts/tCjGo11ZWag

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2026 09:43 AM (O0L8i)

63 I will admit, I prefer, when clicking the image, it pop out in a new window as opposed to going to another page in the current tab.

I'm being picky, I know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

64 ("do some pushups, it'll go away")

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

65 "I'm a gynecologist. This is my lunch hour."

Posted by: House Call at August 19, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

66 "Great? Dude, there's not much difference between you and a eunuch."

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2026 09:44 AM (+dN71)

67 Trusting Doctor Philip instead of Dr. Nick Riviera was the last mistake he ever made...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 09:44 AM (FZ29D)

68 Alternate title:

"Doctor Philip Explains Once Again to Alexander That That Is Not a Tumor. It's His Penis."

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

69 It says here "Slap hot iron to it."

Posted by: AoSHQ Doctor with a Time Machine at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

70 62
https://youtube.com/shorts/tCjGo11ZWag
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2026 09:43 AM (O0L8i)

Back when comedy was funny......as was Eddie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

71 “So, Doc, you think I should go after Putin next, or Xi?”

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

72 salve? ointment? balm? polstice? tincture?

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

73 Paul cannot take Ivermectin. It's an anti-parasitic, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (1z8ji)

74 for the 'ettes? what's under there?
Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM

This is a family blog. They'll have to go somewhere else for the uncut version.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (0sNs1)

75 Did Doctor Philip get his medical degree from Cuba?

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

76 67 "inflammable means flammable?"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

77
There is a code for that- a limerick

Alexander was a popular gent
I ascribe him no evil intent
"My kingdom's too exclusive
But I'd like it to be more iclusive
I took Viagra, now I pitch a big tent!"

(IYKWIM)

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N48.3

Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

78 Paul cannot take Ivermectin. It's an anti-parasitic, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (1z8ji)

And he's not a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:46 AM (2YhKe)

79 69 "rub some dirt on it"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

80 Alexander was a big fan of Homer. That’s why he was always saying “D’oh!”

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

81 And he's not a horse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:46 AM (2YhKe)

Well, not the entire horse, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2026 09:48 AM (1z8ji)

82 78 i'm right here

Posted by: clorox at August 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

83 Alexander was a big fan of Homer. That’s why he was always saying “D’oh!”

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

*insert rimshot here

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

84 They did all that in textile armor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:48 AM (2MN4W)

85 You put the rum in the coconut and drink the bowl up.

Posted by: Dr Phil at August 19, 2026 09:48 AM (2Xqig)

86 Did classical gay porno also use the "wocka-chicka" wah-wah pedal music?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 09:48 AM (IG3/x)

87 I'm being picky, I know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

I'll fix that.

#twoweeks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 09:49 AM (k5CNB)

88 Caption:

"We Have a Disagreement, Doc. I Say, "No, no, no!" But My Penis Says, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

89 > This is a family blog. They'll have to go somewhere else for the uncut version.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (0sNs1)

Nah, I'm pretty sure Alexander the Great was a Gentile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 09:49 AM (IG3/x)

90 I'll fix that.

#twoweeks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 09:49 AM (k5CNB)

Heh.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

91 Before antibiotics, even minor wounds sometimes turned deadly. Some president’s kid got a blister on his heel playing tennis on the White House lawn court. It became infected. Despite the best medical care available at the time, he died.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 09:51 AM (dLnkr)

92 Relax, Alexander! We won't have to amputate. Your dick will turn green and fall off on its own, 3-4 days, tops.

Posted by: Dr. Phil at August 19, 2026 09:52 AM (1z8ji)

93 91 early pickleball stats.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

94 This is a family blog. They'll have to go somewhere else for the uncut version.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (0sNs1)

Preeeettttty sure Alexander already was the uncut version.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 09:53 AM (PGK1w)

95 His father Philip used big, furry war elephants. That’s why they called him “Philip of Mastodon.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

96 Before antibiotics, even minor wounds sometimes turned deadly. Some president’s kid got a blister on his heel playing tennis on the White House lawn court. It became infected. Despite the best medical care available at the time, he died.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 09:51 AM (dLnkr)

My grandmother died from a cat bite on her foot a few years ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

97 What's a Grecian urn?

Posted by: Gus From Astoria at August 19, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)

98 I will admit, I prefer, when clicking the image, it pop out in a new window as opposed to going to another page in the current tab.

I'm being picky, I know......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

Recommended for any link on any AOSHQ thread --

On PC - Right-click, open in new window or new tab
On phone - long-press, open in new window or new tab

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 09:54 AM (S0M0K)

99 What's a Grecian urn?
Posted by: Gus From Astoria at August 19, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)

The carrier of the Grecian Formula.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

100 >>What's a Grecian urn?

Same as in town!

*ba da dum dum tshhh!*

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:55 AM (X8xt3)

101 $20 Same as in town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2MN4W)

102 I wasn't familiar with Henryk Siemiradzki paintings but this caught my eye. The clean details of the surroundings, natural poses, and especially the unarmored Alexander just draw in the viewer. Even if the audience doesn't know the story behind the painting it is still evocative.

Alexander's idealized body, exposed, vulnerable and open to death, almost has a feel of Christ trusting to God to deliver him. Siemiradzki did a number of Christ-centered biblical paintings so I wondered about a possible connection in the artist's mind.

Posted by: JTB at August 19, 2026 09:55 AM (yTvNw)

103 > Some president’s kid got a blister on his heel playing tennis on the White House lawn court.

Calvin Coolidge, Jr.

Just 16 years old.

I can't even imagine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 09:55 AM (IG3/x)

104 Alexander of Macedon Trusts the Doctor Philip

And he lived?! Must have been a Doctor of Education- the only real Doctors.

Posted by: Jilly Jill at August 19, 2026 09:56 AM (zvo7E)

105 Recommended for any link on any AOSHQ thread --

On PC - Right-click, open in new window or new tab
On phone - long-press, open in new window or new tab
Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 09:54 AM (S0M0K)

I do that with posted actual links. It's just sometimes the Art is posted and pops up in a new window when clicking. That's handy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)

106 Just look me up in the index.

Posted by: Grecian Formula at August 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

107 #89, #94: Horde Mind at work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 09:56 AM (IG3/x)

108 It's not Macedonia, it's North Macedonia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

109 I got an offer from one employer and a better paying employer is sniffing around. What to do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2MN4W)

110 I got an offer from one employer and a better paying employer is sniffing around. What to do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2MN4W)

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2YhKe)

111 109 I got an offer from one employer and a better paying employer is sniffing around. What to do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2MN4W)

Consider yourself lucky ! Congrats !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 09:58 AM (RHvlD)

112 9 "You should've Ptolemy not to eat the figs!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (6/7Fs)

; )

Posted by: m at August 19, 2026 09:59 AM (odBC9)

113 I got an offer from one employer and a better paying employer is sniffing around. What to do?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Work from home and use AI to do both jobs!

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2026 09:59 AM (6eubQ)

114 12 "milk of magnesia"
Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

Not that Alexander would Caria grudge.

Posted by: m at August 19, 2026 10:00 AM (odBC9)

115 Christianity explained for a modern urban audience.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dcbpm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

116 Keystone pipeline is back?

I wouldn’t be too sure. Capital investments take a lot of planning, years ahead of time, and one of the keys to any successful economy is a certain kind of predictability, insofar as that is possible in this world. Nobody wants to take the risk of allocating a gazillion dollars towards something, when a merry band of dumb shit Democrats will simply come along and kill it. These things can’t be turned on and off and on and off like a light switch.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 10:01 AM (dLnkr)

117 Elon Musk uses AI slop threatening to buy the UK.

Has him walking around dressed like Austin Powers.

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 10:01 AM (RqFM6)

118 A San Francisco high school where students get top grades simply for showing up now has the highest acceptance rate in the state to the prestigious University of California, Berkeley — as critics blame rampant grade inflation and rock-bottom standards for a surge in ill-prepared college students who end up dropping out.

Mission High School had a 45% acceptance rate into the elite university, with 34 out of its 76 applicants gaining admission last fall, far ahead of the state average of 15%, according to data compiled by the San Francisco Chronicle.
=====

This school is a sham indoctrination center.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

119 Rich Corinthian leather!

Posted by: Ricardo at August 19, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

120
This school is a sham indoctrination center.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

I mean, it's in California.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

121 I thought it was the 16th iteration of the Grecian Formula that did the trick?

Cure 72 Hams were awful, I remember that

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 10:02 AM (dLnkr)

122
Offered for sale on eBay: "Signed by the author" copies of Jason Arday's magnum opus, "Great and Unfortunate Things: A Memoir". Snap yours up -- they're going fast!

Full disclosure: all y'all are sharp enough to recognize that this is a shit posting. To think otherwise would be to accept bogosity piled atop bogosity.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:03 AM (trSL4)

123 I do that with posted actual links. It's just sometimes the Art is posted and pops up in a new window when clicking. That's handy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)

Frustrating not getting a handy when you want one, right??

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 10:03 AM (S0M0K)

124 Oh, I see the Anatolia puns are a pontus.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

125
Meh!

Alexander was a bit of a joker
A womanizer, drinker and smoker
He wanted to be great
But his reform came too late
Now he's known as Alexander the Mediocre

Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

126 I got an offer from one employer and a better paying employer is sniffing around. What to do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2MN4W)

Use deodorant

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 10:05 AM (S0M0K)

127
Frustrating not getting a handy when you want one, right??
Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 10:03 AM (S0M0K)

There's always Rosie and her 5 sisters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:05 AM (2YhKe)

128 70 62
https://youtube.com/shorts/tCjGo11ZWag
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2026 09:43 AM (O0L8i)

Back when comedy was funny......as was Eddie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

REALLY funny!

Posted by: m at August 19, 2026 10:05 AM (odBC9)

129 This school is a sham indoctrination center.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

Well...that's a perfect fit for UC Berkeley, which is its own Sham Indoctrination Center!

I went there, and it used to be a great public university. No more!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 10:06 AM (k5CNB)

130 Sham indoctrination center? Sounds more like a quality learing center to me.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

131
It's not Macedonia, it's North Macedonia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

At the insistence of, not to mention military threats from, Greece.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:06 AM (trSL4)

132 I mean, it's in California.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)
=====

The one year Boy F. attended there he began to perseverate that "[Girl F.] is a raaaaaacist!"

Try hearing that 100 times a day for a year.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

133 Several perfessers in the UC system have written a letter to the administration asking for SAT scores to be used again for admission. I think like 1000 of them.They say kids in their classes can barely read and write let alone understand college level concepts.

In the post George Floyd madness UC got rid of sat scores cuz racism of course. So now admission is based on grades alone which as the SF example shows are useless.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 10:08 AM (qDa2L)

134 Meh!

Alexander was a bit of a joker
A womanizer, drinker and smoker
He wanted to be great
But his reform came too late
Now he's known as Alexander the Mediocre
Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

He was whelming

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 10:09 AM (S0M0K)

135
FUN FACT:

The First Recorded Ancestor of Trump's Was a Roman Emperor-

Orange Julius Caesar!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 10:09 AM (iJfKG)

136 Henryk Siemiradzki put a bit of polish on the final illness of Alexander, but I am hoping to see the Persian version some day

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2026 10:09 AM (rbvCR)

137 > 131
It's not Macedonia, it's North Macedonia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

At the insistence of, not to mention military threats from, Greece.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:06 AM (trSL4)

From what I recall from Western Civ class, oh these many years ago*, the "real" Greeks viewed the Macedonians in approximately the same way that coastal elites would view the residents of an Alabama trailer park.

It doesn't sound like anything has changed.

* And it's a mark of just how long ago that was that we actually studied the history of Western Civilization, rather than just hearing about how much white people sucked for 16 weeks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:09 AM (IG3/x)

138
I imagine that one is no longer permitted to laugh and point at the performers in the continual clown show that took up permanent residence in Sproul Plaza. More's the pity.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:10 AM (trSL4)

139
In the post George Floyd madness UC got rid of sat scores cuz racism of course. So now admission is based on grades alone which as the SF example shows are useless.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 10:08 AM (qDa2L)

Most schools suspended the practice during covid.

I saw a video not long ago where this black guy was teaching in high school and was crying about the fact that kids are being graduated that can't read or write and there was nothing he could do about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:10 AM (2YhKe)

140 What's a Grecian urn?

***********

My urndying gratitude....

Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 10:10 AM (I0N4X)

141 > 136 Henryk Siemiradzki put a bit of polish on the final illness of Alexander, but I am hoping to see the Persian version some day
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2026 10:09 AM (rbvCR)

I made exactly the same assumption, but apparently this is from an earlier illness of Alexander. He received warning that Philip was going to poison him, but trusted him anyway and recovered.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (IG3/x)

142 " quoting Piker saying "we're going to destroy the white race," a statement he made mocking right-wing conspiracies."

There is some real bullshit from Forbes yesterday. That's not mockery, they mean it.

Posted by: heya at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (TkJMd)

143
What's a Grecian urn?

20 drachma, same as in town

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (trSL4)

144 137 Rodrigo, my little high school had a “Western Tradition” class in the 1980s.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

145 I’ve mentioned this before but the enrollment cliff is gonna be off the hook fun to observe. It starts this year.

Look out bellllloooowwwww.

Thousands upon thousands of university employees will be out of a job. And it will be fucking glorious.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (qDa2L)

146 The Dems right now are in a purity spiral, and the party may well splinter because the DSA types will not compromise an inch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

They're not in a spiral, I promise you. Why do you think Hong joined so quick with the enemy after being very obviously cheated.
Makes no sense.

They're all either compromised or pragmatic, despite anything they say. Which is always lies. Party trumps all. The Democrat Party is making their move after Trump nearly obliterated them.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (Kr1pO)

147
Well...that's a perfect fit for UC Berkeley, which is its own Sham Indoctrination Center!

Until I went there, ~~and~~ it used to be a great public university. No more!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 10:06 AM (k5CNB)

FIFY

Too bad you flunked Manhattan Mixing 101.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)

148 137 we sucked for longer than that.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Bep7s)

149 What's a Grecian urn?

What's a winning Grecian Formula?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 10:14 AM (RqFM6)

150 138 upper or lower?

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:15 AM (Bep7s)

151
What's a Grecian urn?

Enough to buy Jamaican pot.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 10:15 AM (iJfKG)

152 “ They're not in a spiral, I promise you. Why do you think Hong joined so quick with the enemy after being very obviously cheated.”

Agreed. The left does one thing exceptionally well and that’s stick together. They may have internal divisions but put that aside to defeat the enemy.

Look at 2020 and 2016. Bernie was obviously cheated out of the nomination both times. What did his supporters do? Vote for Biden and Hillary of course. It’s how they roll.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 10:16 AM (qDa2L)

153 My grandfather chose to have his body cremated. Sometimes when I pass by the fireplace mantel I can almost hear his voice. I think he's speaking out of urn.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 19, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

154
What makes "rich Corinthian leather" rich?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:16 AM (trSL4)

155 Q: Whose ragtime bandage needs to be changed?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 10:17 AM (nOMBP)

156 What makes "rich Corinthian leather" rich?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:16 AM (trSL4)

The Corinthian that makes it is quite wealthy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

157 Remember, there are those out there that think 8 million democrat voters simply disappeared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:19 AM (2YhKe)

158 154 bear grease

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

159 My grandfather chose to have his body cremated. Sometimes when I pass by the fireplace mantel I can almost hear his voice. I think he's speaking out of urn.
Posted by: Oh, no...

Don't laugh. My mom, at one point, thought about being cremated and surreptitiously emptied throughout a Vegas casino. The only problem, she figured out, was that the rugs would be vacuumed and she'd wind up in a dumpster. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 10:19 AM (RqFM6)

160
138 upper or lower?
Posted by: cmeat

I don't understand the distinction. Back in the late 70s "Sproul Plaza", unmodified, served as the moniker for the performance field in front of the Admin Building.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (trSL4)

161 Remember, there are those out there that think 8 million democrat voters simply disappeared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:19 AM (2YhKe)

Nu-uh! They're just sexist!

- All the dems at the same time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (PGK1w)

162 I like the light reflected on the people in this picture. It's nice Philip had such trust in his doctor. Too bad Covid put such a dent in that with modern medicine.

I actually prefer the artist's picture of Christ and the Samaritan woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (W90Ou)

163 bear grease
Posted by: cmeat

Have some. I need to try it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (RqFM6)

164 What makes "rich Corinthian leather" rich?

***********

Diligent pursuit of a skilled trade, prudent spending, and shrewd investing...

Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (I0N4X)

165 Alexander: Doc, are you sure this stuff worked for Socrates?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)

166 > 144 137 Rodrigo, my little high school had a “Western Tradition” class in the 1980s.
Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

Mine was a GenEd university class. It had 4 or 5 texts... stuff like Thucydides, and required multiple 10-15 page papers, plus a longer final paper and a final exam that consisted of one essay question written in a blue book.

The last I time I heard about this class, a decade or so later, was that it had gone to watching a video in every class and writing a paragraph about it.

God knows what it's like now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (IG3/x)

167 Hard to see outside, wait until I get in

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Tj7+t)

168 Sometimes when I think about dying I want to go out like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Kr1pO)

169 160 one is higher

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Bep7s)

170 My grandmother requested her cremated ashes be placed in a clear glass urn. Not sure yet if that's a good idea. Remains to be seen.

Posted by: Groan... at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

171 https://youtube.com/shorts/tCjGo11ZWag
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I thought the expression it's better to give than receive applied only to STDs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

172 > God knows what it's like now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (IG3/x)

And I'm sure an earlier generation would've considered us wimps, given that we were allowed to read Thucydides in translation rather than the original Greek.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:22 AM (IG3/x)

173 Hard to see outside, wait until I get in

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Tj7+t)

Help me find my keys and we'll DRIVE outta here!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 19, 2026 10:22 AM (2YhKe)

174 Sometimes when I think about dying I want to go out like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM

As opposed to screaming, like his passengers?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2026 10:22 AM (bFu5X)

175
Sometimes when I think about dying I want to go out like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Kr1pO)

While everyone else in the car was screaming?*

*punchline to old joke

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 10:22 AM (iJfKG)

176 Sometimes when I think about dying I want to go out like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep.
Posted by: ...

Not like the three people in the back seat screaming and crying.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM (RqFM6)

177 >>Offered for sale on eBay: "Signed by the author" copies of Jason Arday's magnum opus, "Great and Unfortunate Things: A Memoir". Snap yours up -- they're going fast!

I have a signed copy of Frank Abignale's "Catch Me If You Can" biography, lol!

(it's funny because he's known for counterfeiting)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM (X8xt3)

178 Seems a slow hanging curve was just thrown.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM (2YhKe)

179 I don’t want to be cremated put me in a good pine coffin and plant me in the ground like nature intended.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

180
Sometimes when I think about dying I want to go out like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep.
Posted by: ...

...not screaming in terror like all the other people in the car

-- Just the Punchline

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM (trSL4)

181
*sigh*

Beaten to the punch.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM (iJfKG)

182 Some of you 29-year-olds probably remember the Mount Saint Helens eruption.

A friend of mine had a jar of the volcanic ash from that on his coffee table... used to tell new acquaintances that it was the ashes of his dead grandmother.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (IG3/x)

183 168 anybody in back?

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

184 Seems a slow hanging curve was just thrown.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:23 AM

No worries - we smashed that bad boy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (bFu5X)

185 Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.

That's why I don't dust.
Might be someone I know.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)

186 Unlike his screaming passengers!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (2YhKe)

187 The last I time I heard about this class, a decade or so later, was that it had gone to watching a video in every class and writing a paragraph about it.

God knows what it's like now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:21 AM (IG3/x)
---
Watch a ten-minute YouTube video. Take a short multiple-choice quiz.

Most of the students will simply let AI take their assessments for them and call it good.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 10:25 AM (FZ29D)

188 Dr. Phil was hairy and thin in his younger years. Now he's a scary old man.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 19, 2026 10:25 AM (tvdD1)

189 The aphorism in construction, that "you can have it done fast, cheap, or right. Pick 2" applies to a lot of things.

Like health care.

Universal health care, however, only gives you the "cheap" option*--it is neither fast nor done right.

* and even that is a lie

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 10:25 AM (3cUTc)

190 178 "can o' corn, bob"

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Bep7s)

191 "I don’t want to be cremated put me in a good pine coffin and plant me in the ground like nature intended.
Posted by: Bulg"

Take me to the river
Drop me in the water

Posted by: An Indian, dot not feather at August 19, 2026 10:26 AM (MWfyi)

192 >>FUN FACT:

The First Recorded Ancestor of Trump's Was a Roman Emperor-

Orange Julius Caesar!

And on his mother's side, Dairy Queen?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 10:26 AM (X8xt3)

193 People ask me constantly, why do I go out of my way to be petty?

Who said it was out of my way? It's directly on my route. Every single time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 10:26 AM (RqFM6)

194 Widow pours out a small amount of her husband's ashes in her hand.

Remember that diamond brooch you always promised me? Here it is.

Remember that European vacation you always promised me? I leave next week.

And remember that blow job I always promised you? Pfffttt!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:27 AM (IG3/x)

195 That's why I don't dust.
Might be someone I know.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)
----
Most of that is probably YOU.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 10:27 AM (FZ29D)

196
Being petty for ne is a well worn path.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:27 AM (trSL4)

197 >>That's why I don't dust.
Might be someone I know.

Yes, it mite be!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 10:28 AM (X8xt3)

198 Dairy Queen.
Burger King.

But somehow never Pizza Duce, Frankfurter Fuhrer, or Taco Generalissimo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:28 AM (IG3/x)

199
Chow down, wide load!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:29 AM (trSL4)

200 Double Deuce means you took two shits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

201 But somehow never Pizza Duce, Frankfurter Fuhrer, or Taco Generalissimo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:28 AM (IG3/x)

Buy my chicken!

Posted by: General Tso at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

202 198 Sushi Shogun would be a great name for a Japanese place.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

203 This is a family blog. They'll have to go somewhere else for the uncut version.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 09:45 AM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S REFERRING TO THE UNCUT VERSION OF THE PAINTING, WHICH HAS THE BLANKET LOWER WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALEXANDER'S UNCUT VERSION ON FULL DISPLAY, SO THE 'ETTES CAN STEAL FURTIVE GLANCES AT IT AND FAN THEMSELVES, PRETENDING THEY'RE HAVING A HOT FLASH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (SS3XE)

204 197 dust the fax, maam.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (Bep7s)

205 I don't understand the distinction. Back in the late 70s "Sproul Plaza", unmodified, served as the moniker for the performance field in front of the Admin Building.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2026 10:20 AM (trSL4)

They call the part near the ASUC "Lower Sproul." It's down the steps, where those idiots used to drum for hours at a time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (k5CNB)

206 Education and death thread. This seems appropriate here.

Harvard to pay $53M after DEI morgue manager sold cadavers to freaks who wanted human body parts

https://tinyurl.com/bdd3rb8w

Looks the part, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

207 198 royal chicken.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:31 AM (Bep7s)

208 > Buy my chicken!
Posted by: General Tso at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

202 198 Sushi Shogun would be a great name for a Japanese place.
Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

Good ones.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)

209 Yes, it mite be!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 10:28 AM (X8xt3)

When it comes to puns, your touch is feather light.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 10:31 AM (Kr1pO)

210 185 Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.

That's why I don't dust.
Might be someone I know.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)

#metoo

Posted by: m at August 19, 2026 10:32 AM (odBC9)

211 While everyone else in the car was screaming?*

Not like the three people in the back seat screaming and crying

...not screaming in terror like all the other people in the car

*********

The James Monroe doesn't 'get' it!

Posted by: muldoon at August 19, 2026 10:32 AM (I0N4X)

212 > Harvard to pay $53M after DEI morgue manager sold cadavers to freaks who wanted human body parts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

I remember when Charles Manson broke off his prison engagement when he learned that the prospective wife was only marrying him so she could get eventual custody of his corpse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:32 AM (IG3/x)

213 used to be a "new york lounge" magic bar around here. powder room had a blow up of burt's cosmo centerfold. when a gal lifted the loincloth for a peek, mars lights and sirens would activate in the main room. shame, shame.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Bep7s)

214 189 The aphorism in construction, that "you can have it done fast, cheap, or right. Pick 2"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 10:25 AM (3cUTc)

I was trying to recall this the other day and couldn't figure out a way to look it up. Thank you!

Posted by: m at August 19, 2026 10:34 AM (odBC9)

215 the prospective wife was only marrying him so she could get eventual custody of his corpse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 10:32 AM (IG3/x)

Oooh...I like that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 10:34 AM (k5CNB)

216 >>FUN FACT:

The First Recorded Ancestor of Trump's Was a Roman Emperor-

Orange Julius Caesar!

And on his mother's side, Dairy Queen?

198 Dairy Queen.
Burger King.
+++

Sitting right here!

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 19, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

217
Sitting right here!

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 19, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

I'm lookin.......

Posted by: Uncle Ben at August 19, 2026 10:36 AM (2YhKe)

218 I think we all know that the real Dairy Queen is Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

219 I have great jeans, too!

Posted by: L. Strauss at August 19, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

220 217 "dis sho am good!"

Posted by: uncle remus at August 19, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)

221 DDG lists many Sushi Shoguns

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 19, 2026 10:39 AM (7sRdt)

222 >> >>FUN FACT:

The First Recorded Ancestor of Trump's Was a Roman Emperor-

Orange Julius Caesar!

And on his mother's side, Dairy Queen?

198 Dairy Queen.
Burger King.
+++

Sitting right here!

Posted by: Aunt Jemima
=====
I can cook too...

Posted by: Betty Crocker at August 19, 2026 10:39 AM (2Cry5)

223 So even Manson had standards? Who knew?

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

224 I can cook too...
Posted by: Betty Crocker at August 19, 2026 10:39 AM

Step aside.

Posted by: Martha White at August 19, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

225 At about the 4th time today Dr Philip sticks his finger up your ass you realize Dr Pepper has more medical training.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 10:40 AM (/+uur)

226 223 those were his metrics.

Posted by: cmeat at August 19, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

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