Cambridge's Fabulous Fabulist Jason Arday Found Dead, Assumedly By His Own Hand

This is your fault, Racists. You forced him to lie cheat and steal his way into a position he never had any right to, and you forced the woke communists of Cambridge to promote him to such a high position that his inevitable downfall would be deadly.

Benjamin Ryan
@benryanwriter
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Jason Arday found dead
Academic had resigned from the University of Cambridge last week
Jason Arday, the former University of Cambridge professor, has been found dead.
Mr Arday was found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea, south London, on Friday afternoon. He was later pronounced dead at the scene.
A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said officers were called by the London Ambulance Service at 3.12pm on Friday.
He said: "Sadly, a 41-year-old man was pronounced dead at the scene. His next-of-kin have been informed and are being supported by officers.
"At this time his death is being treated as unexpected, but is not believed to be suspicious. The case is being investigated by officers from the Met's Central South Command Unit. A file will be prepared for the coroner."

I can't even stand the sight of you. #DoBetter, Racists. #DoBetter.

I'm not gloating here. Any death is sad. I'm merely reacting, proactively, to the attempt by the left to shame me for their elevation of a basket-case dullard and liar to a perch he would inevitably fall from.

Adrian Hilton
@Adrian_Hilton

Prof Hilary Cremin @CamEdFac is a disgrace to Education. Baroness Morgan @FitzwilliamColl and Sonita Alleyne @JesusCollegeCam need to resign. And so should the Vice Chancellor of @Cambridge_Uni, Deborah Prentice, who has plunged this once great University to the depths. All those who sat on the two panels and judged Jason Arday worthy of two professorial positions need to search their souls. I said a few days ago that this scandal was of Shakespearean proportions: it is now a monumental tragedy. Shame on all those who never assessed his academic inadequacy and the consequences for his emotional vulnerability.

Remember, entitled, privileged narcissists are too sheltered and weak and fragile to handle the consequences of their actions. So it's incumbent on you to protect them from those consequences.

So you have to indulge them as they kill members of your family.

"Why is all of this happening to meeeeeee?"

A South Carolina woman accused of drunkenly crashing into a bride and groom on their wedding day appeared in court for her bond hearing. The suspect, Jamie Komoroski, who has pleaded not guilty, was denied bond. @DeborahNorville and @StevenFabianTV have the story. pic.twitter.com/JYTno5lUXZ
— Inside Edition (@InsideEdition) August 1, 2023

🚨 Newly released bodycam footage from the deadly 2023 crash shows convicted drunk driver Jamie Komoroski screaming for officers to check on newlywed Samantha Hutchinson after slamming into her golf cart on her wedding night.

Komoroski, whose BAC was later measured at 0.261%,… pic.twitter.com/eJxecGPGIG
— Brandon Tatum (@TheOfficerTatum) August 7, 2026

“I don’t want to go to prison for 15 years…”

More footage of Jamie Komorski who was convicted of DUI manslaughter and killing a new bride on her wedding day. pic.twitter.com/9mymsyxjVR
— Robbie Harvey (@therobbieharvey) August 11, 2026

More of this winner here.

Thankfully, she got 25 years in prison.

But I don't think she would have gone to prison if she were a minority. There's a black schizophrenic who has been arrested dozens of times for violently attacking white and Asian women on the street for no reason at all, and the black woke DA keeps dismissing the cases against him. The maniac's own family is pleading for the state to arrest him (and "give him the help he needs," though I'll personally just settle for sealing him away forever).

They won't lock him up until one of the tiny women he plays the knockout game with actually dies of head trauma. And he's getting very close to that achievement.

Unrelated: Hasan Piker's Islamist terror wingman Abdulrahman El-Sayed is behind the Republican candidate Mike Rogers, and Rogers hasn't even begun pounding him with negative ads yet.

Also from the pollsters' analysis: "El-Sayed is underperforming with Black voters, women and suburban voters compared with former Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.

Rogers similarly trails Trump’s 2024 support among voters under age 30 and…
— Josh Kraushaar (@JoshKraushaar) August 13, 2026

Also: No one cares about fake global warming.

(((Harry Enten)))
@ForecasterEnten

Despite all the talk of climate change, voters, simply put, don't care.
Climate ranks 14th on list of top issue for the midterm vote (at 3%).
Those who say it's a very big problem is the same as in 2016 (~40%).
Not even a majority agree humans cause any climate change.

Despite all the talk of climate change, voters, simply put, don't care.

Climate ranks 14th on list of top issue for the midterm vote (at 3%).

Those who say it's a very big problem is the same as in 2016 (~40%).

Not even a majority agree humans cause any climate change. pic.twitter.com/IQYG9xPYmc
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) August 12, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:40 PM

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1 Still sad

Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (LX4y3)

2 >>> This is your fault, Racists. You forced him to lie cheat and steal his way into a position he never had any right to, and you forced the woke communists of Cambridge to promote him to such a high position that his inevitable downfall would be deadly.

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Shame on you, morons.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (QFchU)

3 "I don't want to go to prison for 15 years"

Ok, make it 50.

Posted by: The Old Fart's Almanac at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (MWfyi)

4 Resurrection next Thursday.

The ability was clearly listed in his resume.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)

5 ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (+iWzK)

6 Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.

--Proverbs 16:18 (NIV)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)

7
Best of Breed and Hound Group 4 for The Big Dummy at today's Cen-Tex KC show. Well done, you big dope!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (O0L8i)

8 Jason Arday Found Dead, Assumedly By His Own Hand

Are we sure he authored his death?

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (i+Wsn)

9 Agin

Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (T8bqm)

10 They won't lock him up until one of the tiny women he plays the knockout game with actually dies of head trauma. And he's getting very close to that achievement.
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I'm skeptical they'd lock him up even then.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (FZ29D)

11 They must produce everything here for the planet. Otherwise the turd world will slay Gaia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (+iWzK)

12 >>>Are we sure he authored his death?

as a commenter said in an older thread, he plagiarized his death.

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

13 If this is the result of holding Black men accountable for their fraudulent actions, we need to stop!!!

Posted by: AWFL American Teachers at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (odVWi)

14 He died by dei.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

15 "Komoroski, whose BAC was later measured at 0.261"

I don't ever remember being that drunk. I'm not saying that I haven't, I just don't remember it.

Posted by: The Old Fart's Almanac at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (MWfyi)

16 Was it "the Warden Norton"?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (jrgJz)

17 So...they're hiring?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (G4i8c)

18 I don't blame ace for this guy's death.

I blame Climate Change.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (pLPqp)

19 If about 40% of voters "say it's a very big problem", then there are quite a lot who care, albeit erroneously, about climate change, though it seems to have fallen behind a few other items, such as Jew killing, as a priority for the most extreme activists.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (2HopN)

20 Why does that last graph show "Other Countries -50%" when the trend line clearly shows +50%?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)

21 It’s Luria v Keegans III on the eastern shore.
All day all night.
Gah, I hate political ads. That’s the one thing about NYC tv, no political ads.

Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (T8bqm)

22 The anti El-Sayad ads have already started on Detroit television by the way.

Clips of him repeating over and over "I am dangerous" but no context aside from 'I am dangerous.'

To what....cheesecake?
But still, it begins.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)

23 Graphs are white supremaracist. And they are killing scholars.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (G4i8c)

24 Damn, that last pic...Greta is aging like fine wine!

Posted by: No One Ever at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (odVWi)

25
Cambridge's Fabulous Fabulist Jason Arday Found Dead, Assumedly By His Own Hand

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Let's wait until Sunday morning before drawing any conclusions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (O0L8i)

26 To paraphrase Gert.
Climate change is bullshit.
Demographic change is happening for realsies right in front of our eyes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (2WIwB)

27 Repeat from below:

So, in the end-

Arday was the Milli Vanilli of Sylvia Plaths.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (iJfKG)

28
They must have just released a bunch of those Jamie Komoroski videos. It all happened in 2023 but they're bubbling into my YouTube feed like mad.

If you're going to do Japanese Walking, plug in your earbuds and listen to her carry on like that for over an hour.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (XJ22o)

29 I'm not gloating here. Any death is sad.

I am indifferent. People around the world that I don't know die every day, mostly pointlessly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (4NO2D)

30 Why does that last graph show "Other Countries -50%" when the trend line clearly shows +50%?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)
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And why doesn't the graph have data more recent than 2018?

Posted by: Math! at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (2HopN)

31 Gen Z women have adapted a weird and unpleasant vocal toc of adding syllables to words for emphasis.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (f0sNM)

32 >>> I have stopped trying to make sense of social media charts. I point out errors and people start with "you don't understand what it's saying dummy". It is a chart, it presents data, using consistent mathematical rules. "that's what a dummy would say"

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (3uBP9)

33 People used to have dignity when they went to jail.

"Bitch set me up" was the longest rant we heard. This is embarrassing.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (G4i8c)

34 And why doesn't the graph have data more recent than 2018?
Posted by: Math! at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (2HopN)
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Another excellent point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (FZ29D)

35 Graphs are white supremaracist. And they are killing scholars.
Posted by: sifty boones
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Ardaywas probably compelled to use graphs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (XeU6L)

36 Arday was the Milli Vanilli of Sylvia Plaths.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM

The Alfred Kinsey of Margaret Meads.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (4NO2D)

37 >>>>> meant to be to perf squirrel.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (3uBP9)

38
To repeat my genius self, I'm going to go a little Norm MacDonald here and worry about the anti-white backlash that Arday's suicide will cause. Guys, it's going to be furious. hashtag #YouKilledJasonArday

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (XJ22o)

39 I have stopped trying to make sense of social media charts. I point out errors and people start with "you don't understand what it's saying dummy". It is a chart, it presents data, using consistent mathematical rules[\i]. "that's what a dummy would say"
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (3uBP9)
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I think I found the problem...If that were true, the graph would make sense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (FZ29D)

40 And the girl's dad told her: bad things happen to good people. Meaning his daughter. Enabler.

Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (kX27y)

41 banana Dream - expecting software to give precise answers to precise questions is proof that you don't understand AI, or so the AI tells me.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (aJQbY)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (FZ29D)

43 Any death is sad... yes it is for those who loved him.

However, to never address what he did as a lying, plagerist DEI hire (as far as I know and it ain't much, baybee)...well.

He was ruthlessly picked on when the TRUTH came out of his dreamy world of lecturing about racism vs the syllabus. He probably thought the syllabus was a "silly bus" after many years of riding the short bus.

Based on my excellent observations as a world renowned anthropologist (if he can pretend, so can I), he wasn't "all there" in his noggin. Flat affect in photos. Eyes like Little Orphan Annie in the cartoons.

I also base all of my observations due to Saturday morning cartoons or watching the Three Stooges at an early age for many years.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (hzuYO)

44 35. To be fair, Elvis told Arday it was the only way he could escape from the nazi moon base.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:50 PM (G4i8c)

45 35 Graphs are white supremaracist. And they are killing scholars.
Posted by: sifty boones
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Ardaywas probably compelled to use graphs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (XeU6L)

***

But probably not his own.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

46 Anyone have a spacebar that I can borrow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (XeU6L)

47 If anyone is to be blamed for his death, it's Cambridge University.

Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (p3pWU)

48 l feel the same about his death as I do about the genocide in Gaza.
And the trans genocide.

So, you know, I'm all broken up over here.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (3cUTc)

49 Mr Arday was found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea...

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (i+Wsn)

50 18 I don't blame ace for this guy's death.

I blame Climate Change.
Posted by: garrett

Dude!?!?!?

Posted by: Summer COVID Spike 2026...or the Jooooooos at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (odVWi)

51 The Climate scam was a great way to launder money and steal from the treasury, but it’s amazing how many on the left really believed people would buy into it personally.

I guess it was almost impossible for them to realize that most people aren’t as stupid as they themselves are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (Ol0VD)

52
Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: In the voice of Dennis Miller at August 14, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)

53 Let's wait until Sunday morning before drawing any conclusions.

I can't wait for the TikTok Nancy Drews to start trolling for clicks and attention with their deep forensic knowledge accumulated over the years binge watching CSI and Columbo that ends up blaming everyone except Jason Arday

Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 04:52 PM (BvPIe)

54 Greta Dunning-Krugerberg

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (G4i8c)

55 India and Chyna will just f it up anyway.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (+iWzK)

56 *The Climate scam was a great way to launder money and steal from the treasury, but it’s amazing how many on the left really believed people would buy into it personally.*

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Recycling at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (2Ez/1)

57 No gloating here. It's a sad situation and nothing to schadenfreude about. IMO, he was a victim of the DEI cabal of race fanatics. Perhaps he started believing in his own greatness as everyone around this emperor kept telling him how wonderful his clothes were. Then he couldn't handle the truth coming out that, in truth, he was standing there naked all along and didn't deserve the accolades. RIP to this casualty of DEI.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (qBdHI)

58 So are they still going to publish Arday's autobiogra... um...

...his fantasy novel?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

59 There's a large part of me that feels bad for Arday. I've had a brutal 18 months.

That being said, if he wanted to go out and make everyone forget the plagiarism DEI scandal.....

....auto erotic asphyxiation live on Tok Tok.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)

60 I didn't care about Arday before he offed himself. I don't care after he offed himself. Although i'm slightly interested if he took the cowards way by eating a shotgun, or did it the David Carraidine way with ropes and kiddy porn

Posted by: Youre out of milk at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (W+TLY)

61 10 They won't lock him up until one of the tiny women he plays the knockout game with actually dies of head trauma. And he's getting very close to that achievement.
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I'm skeptical they'd lock him up even then.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Or he runs into an armed citizen who tells him "Homey don't play that!" before being ventilated.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)

62 Must get F5 into my toolbar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (+iWzK)

63 All Muslims in the nonprofit:

The feds are probing a shadowy nonprofit’s $100 million anti-Israel “war chest” allegedly amassed by a glamorous ally of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, a racecar-driving billionaire and a Texas private equity mogul, The Post has learned.

The Department of Homeland Security is investigating a UK-based outfit known only as PFF, scrutinizing whether it illegally funneled donor funds to Al-Haq, a Palestinian group sanctioned by the US in September, sources said.

https://tinyurl.com/3dv6bzye

Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y)

64
I'm not too surprised by his suicide.

Arday had "crazy eyes" in every photo I saw him in. IMHO anyway.

We talk a lot here about chicks with crazy eyes but he definitely had them as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)

65 My field of fucks is both barren and yet cheerful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

66 Arday, Thunberg, al-Sayed and a drunken white woman in the same post. There's a theme, the Decline of the West?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (xCuiu)

67
John Profumo was forced to resign after lying to Parliament about his relationship with Christine Keeler. He went to work as a volunteer for an East End charity and remained for the rest of his life raising funds. He never spoke about the scandal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (O0L8i)

68 This is your fault, Racists.

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I blame Drumpfffff and his Jew Puppet-Masters ... but mostly Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (I8urf)

69 Is Battersea a good area of London? How are the rents? I guess there's a new vacancy now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (wzUl9)

70 Has Tucker Carlson blamed the Israeli government for Arday's death?!

Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (p3pWU)

71 The guy had mental issues and I'm not surprised that the heat pushed him to suicide. My natural reaction was to feel bad that he offed himself.

Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (KC5Lt)

72 I don't even like excel for seeing xy or time based data. Some company sales figures, sure. But hard data? It pains me to see engineers use excel. But so many do. It makes horrible charts that sacrifice image for accuracy. And truncates numbers in weird arbitrary ways. I can show them python, matplotlib, jupyter notebook, anything really until I'm blue in the face but they still will put stuff in excel. Younger people are a bit better in that regard at least. If I can catch them young enough.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (3uBP9)

73 Komoroski, whose BAC was later measured at 0.261"
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I gotta wonder, how heavy of a drinker do you have to be to still be conscious at that BAC?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (3cUTc)

74 I did it. F5 standing by.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (+iWzK)

75 I got $5 on 'Drug Overdose' as cause of death.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

76 Battersea is where the power station on the cover of Pink Floyd's Animals album is located.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (CNl8/)

77 All those who sat on the two panels and judged Jason Arday worthy of two professorial positions need to search their souls. I said a few days ago that this scandal was of Shakespearean proportions: it is now a monumental tragedy.
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Nah, bro.

Degree from Cambridge isn't worth much now, is it?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (JvZF+)

78 I can't wait for the TikTok Nancy Drews to start trolling for clicks and attention with their deep forensic knowledge accumulated over the years binge watching CSI and Columbo that ends up blaming everyone except Jason Arday
Posted by: Community Notes
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I can. I can wait a very long time before Candace Ovens or some of the other twits fascinated with fake and gay crime theories on the net actually expose their ignorance and stupidity for bucks.

I can even wait beyond my human death before dealing with their twaddle.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)

79 Why does that last graph show "Other Countries -50%" when the trend line clearly shows +50%?

We wanted another line across her face, so we just inverted it.

Posted by: Number Don't Lie- Graphs Do! at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (i+Wsn)

80 A South Carolina woman accused of drunkenly crashing into a bride and groom on their wedding day appeared in court for her bond hearing. The suspect, Jamie Komoroski, who has pleaded not guilty, was denied bond.

Ahhh, no, not exactly.
Komoroski was in South Carolina attending the College of Charleston and working at a bar part-time.

She is actually a New Jersey woman.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt)

81 Per Grok, blackouts start around 0.16; passing out starts around 0.20

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)

82 John Profumo was forced to resign after lying to Parliament about his relationship with Christine Keeler. He went to work as a volunteer for an East End charity and remained for the rest of his life raising funds. He never spoke about the scandal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (O0L8i)

Edith Keeler's grandma?

Posted by: J T Kirk IV at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (2WIwB)

83 The latest crazy ass black puncher in Charlotte has been sent to the looney bin, medicated and today? sent to the county jail. Although no records are online with his newest mugshot and arrest details. The chick he punched has a fractured skull, etc.

Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (enNUy)

84 What a sad story.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (+iWzK)

85 The Arday thing is sad, thru and thru.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (wVcYX)

86 .26 is legit brain damaging. Trust me.

She'll live longer in prison.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (G4i8c)

87
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (O0L8i)

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Remember Ward Churchill, from decades ago? He died today of natural causes. Arday could have pasted his life together, BUT --

That said, I think he was a different case. Not a cool grifter like some of our DEI proteges, but really mentally ill for some time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (XJ22o)

88 I guess Slimon & Shyster will never get their advance back now.

I pity his parents whom I hope loved him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (JvZF+)

89 76 Battersea is where the power station on the cover of Pink Floyd's Animals album is located.
Posted by: Mark1971
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Before that, Quadrophenia featured that area as Jimmy's neighborhood, if you go through the photo booklet explaining the story included with the original pressing.

It was and is still a remarkable symbol and is now preserved as a museum right now. Who's former Ramport Studio is just around the corner from it.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)

90 I gotta wonder, how heavy of a drinker do you have to be to still be conscious at that BAC?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (3cUTc)

She was working at a bar, and from the stories being told she had lots of practice drinking every day/night.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

91 Let's wait until Sunday morning before drawing any conclusions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (O0L8i)

lol I hadn’t thought about this being Friday afternoon . This could make Ben Hur look like an Epic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (Ol0VD)

92 Per Grok, blackouts start around 0.16; passing out starts around 0.20
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)

For me, it was a Tuesday.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)

93 I haven't said much of Arday himself, here or elsewhere, because I suspected he was (literally) mentally retarded. There's not much point laughing at someone like that. Even if his inane rantings are racist and horrible, which some of them were (admittedly mostly plagiarizing people who knew what they were saying). I doubt he fully knew what he was saying.
I'll just say the Cambridge degree isn't what it was.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)

94 I speak with all solemn sincerity:

Fuck. Him.

Posted by: goatexchange at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (hyS0X)

95 Per Grok, blackouts start around 0.16; passing out starts around 0.20
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)

Where does projectile vomiting fit in?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (2WIwB)

96 I spent 15 years inside a bottle. .26 is a legit accomplishment. Your brain checks out but your mouth and your body continue working long after you and God want them to.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (G4i8c)

97
I feel sorrow for this man.

Seemed like the trick was to never be found out.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

98 Speaking of the UK, Farage won his election, with 63+% of the vote, and is going back to the Commons.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (g47mK)

99 69 Is Battersea a good area of London? How are the rents? I guess there's a new vacancy now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

London is now a majority of foreigners and their chilluns. And that includes Battersea. The area used to be working white class as the power plant showered the area regularly with coal ash bits.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)

100 Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (JvZF+)

Nice thoughts, but I would expect that of you. San Franpsycho.

May his friends and family (for those that are believers ) find strength and comfort from God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (+hwtP)

101 86 .26 is legit brain damaging. Trust me.

She'll live longer in prison.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (G4i8c)
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My sister in law post mortem had a BAC of .40 and died slumped over her toilet at home. Couldn't beat the juice.

Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (kX27y)

102
Seemed like the trick was to never be found out.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

___________

If you don't want to be found out, you don't highlight a pile of manifestly implausible accomplishments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (O0L8i)

103 Remember, entitled, privileged narcissists are too sheltered and weak and fragile to handle the consequences of their actions. So it's incumbent on you to protect them from those consequences.
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We are creating a genocide of academic pretenders!!!

If they don't have their pretense, they'll just KILL themselves!

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

104 88 I guess Slimon & Shyster will never get their advance back now.

I pity his parents whom I hope loved him.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Eh, it will get published one way or another even posthumously and finished by a ghostwriter if necessary and mebbe even make back the advance due to notoriety.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv)

105 I just looked it up, .26 is about 6-7 drinks /hour.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (g47mK)

106 I said this the other day but black academics and scientists have to be pissed as hell about frauds like Arday being lauded because of DEI. White leftists with savior complexes couldn't fathom tgat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (xCuiu)

107 Since a spot has opened up at Cambridge....anyone applying.

Myself, I had to pass myself off as white in racist Canada and the story continues....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)

108 98 Speaking of the UK, Farage won his election, with 63+% of the vote, and is going back to the Commons.

Posted by: runner
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Interesting. Remembering the polls saying he was something of a loser.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (VQ0bX)

109 WHY MEEEEEEEEE?!

Posted by: The Nancy Kerrigan of Vehicular Homicide at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (I/0M6)

110 Hopefully Rogers can outperform the cheat in Michigan over the puppy killer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (n5tGW)

111 We are creating a genocide of academic pretenders!!!

If they don't have their pretense, they'll just KILL themselves!
Posted by: Axeman

Most, in fact, won't. They will just double down with their defenders and end up like Claudine Gay, making bank on the down low.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv)

112 I would go broke.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (+iWzK)

113 If there hadn't been such a voracious appetite in academia for Brilliant Young Minority Genius Scholars, Jason Arday would have gotten a good job as a physical-education teacher and sports coach at a fine British secondary school and lived happily ever after. Racial essentialism kills every time it's tried.

Posted by: werewife at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (5ayY3)

114 Prior to Nigel's election he was leading.

"A survey by Survation for Mandate Research of voters in Clacton suggests Mr Farage would win 73 per cent of the vote, while his main rival Count Binface could sweep up an estimated 20 per cent of the vote."

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:05 PM (g47mK)

115 Damn. Ward Churchill.

That is a name I have not heard since...

Wonder how Octomom is doing...

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 05:05 PM (G4i8c)

116 *Count Binface! Gotta love that British humor!

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK)

117 103 Remember, entitled, privileged narcissists
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It's like Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (VQ0bX)

118 Think of the Carbon Footprint reductions we can achieve by deporting Millions and Millions of illegal aliens, foreign nationals ramping up resource needs and pollution by exponential levels. They Don't Belong Here

It's For The Children.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (AlNse)

119 Since a spot has opened up at Cambridge....anyone applying.

Myself, I had to pass myself off as white in racist Canada and the story continues....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)

Sounds like a situation for Soul Man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (wVcYX)

120 A chronic drunk woman in one of the Dakotas was found in her freezing car with a BAC of .56 . Cops think she was still alive because bof her alcoholism and the subzero temp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (xCuiu)

121 When Kamala runs in 28, we can christen her as Countess Binface! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK)

122
We take China's example on whatever they did for that dip ~2016!!

They are the true examples.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

123 98 Speaking of the UK, Farage won his election, with 63+% of the vote, and is going back to the Commons.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (g47mK)

Thanks.
I didn't even know his election was yesterday.
Forgot all about it.

So I'm guessing Farage's main opponent, "Count Binface" got around 40% of the vote? Not bad for a joke candidate.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)

124 105 I just looked it up, .26 is about 6-7 drinks /hour.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (g47mK)

That's Florida girl level drinking

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

125 Fortunately, I finished my book. It starts out "I was born a poor black child."

Posted by: Zombie Jason Arday at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (avzFa)

126 The 0.26 BAC is also dependent of when they got around to testing. Was it hours and hours later?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)

127
People who hit Reply All for their one-word response should be swung.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (O0L8i)

128 *Count Binface! Gotta love that British humor!

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK)

Righty-O!

Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

129 102
Seemed like the trick was to never be found out.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

___________

If you don't want to be found out, you don't highlight a pile of manifestly implausible accomplishments.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Some frauds want it to be exposed because they know that they are pretending to be something they are not. Weird psychological trick to get out of an untenable situation--cheaters get more flagrant with thinner tissue of lies, fraudsters get more grandiose in their claims, druggies keep upping their dose to dance with the devil.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)

130 None of the other parties ran candidates so Count Binface probably got the anti-Farage vote.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (CNl8/)

131 In the future, everyone will be a Professor for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Pittsburgh's Own Andy Warhol at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (JM9I6)

132 89 76 Battersea is where the power station on the cover of Pink Floyd's Animals album is located.
Posted by: Mark1971
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Before that, Quadrophenia featured that area as Jimmy's neighborhood, if you go through the photo booklet explaining the story included with the original pressing.

It was and is still a remarkable symbol and is now preserved as a museum right now. Who's former Ramport Studio is just around the corner from it.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM
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A rather different version of Battersea Power Station plays a major role in Mark Hodder's Adventures of Burton & Swinburne alternate-history novels.

Posted by: werewife at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (5ayY3)

133 Arday's book not getting great reviews on Amazon, a sample:
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why was this book even published? It should be classified as fantasy. he's a fabulist.
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2026
Format: Hardcover
This book is not a memoir, it is fiction. Everyone who thinks this book bears any relationship to reality should read the copious reporting on the author, who is clearly a fabulist. He claims he couldn't speak until he was 11: there are interviews with people who knew him as a child who say he was chatty. He claims he had a variety of different cancers, and appears to change which ones. He claims to have gone on a trip to Brazil with a program that doesn't take volunteers on such trips. His story changes every time someone asks him a question. I mean, read it if you want, but whatever lessons you take from it are based on fiction.

Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)

134 Interesting. Remembering the polls saying he was something of a loser.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (VQ0bX)

Farage’s only opponent in this race was Count Binface, a comic who only appears in public wearing a homemade suit of medieval armor.

I wouldn’t brag about getting 60% if I were him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (Ol0VD)

135 I just looked it up, .26 is about 6-7 drinks /hour.

About the span and pace of a Presidential State of The Union Show Drinking Game.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (9s47C)

136 Jason Arday's suicide note has been located. Full text below:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Either this wallpaper goes or I do. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. I die that France may live. Hold my beer and watch this.

Yours truly,

Jason Arday

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (sFNX2)

137
If you want to have some fun, look up the record BACs every recorded. Among people who survived.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)

138 I don't give a shit about the dead professor.

That is what happens when you have non-Judeo-Chritian values.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (Ob0TG)

139 81 Per Grok, blackouts start around 0.16; passing out starts around 0.20
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)
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I've been meaning to tell you how much I love your nic.

I guess I never reached those levels in college. I did harf under a pick up once (I don't know why) while camping one night. That's where one of my male posse found me. He asked me what I was doing and I told him I did not know. Thankfully not dead or run over. I guess it was because I never harf and took shelter.

Someone, I think, put Everclear in the punch that night as I had famous hollow legs for parties as a supermodel. I could hold my own when others faded away.

I've never had a black out, thankfully, and only harfed twice in college.

I'd get "the spins" and go outside for fresh air. The man who married me said I did this twice and recovered with him. Once after a lesbo asked me out and he had to tell her I was straight. We were not dating at the time and I argued with him that I was not straight as I did not understand lesbians at 22yrs.

I hated that story of the bride getting killed after her wedding. Very sad and I did not read it again and hope she rots in prison

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (hzuYO)

140 How about a bit of humor for a Friday afternoon?

PDT to make the Strait of Hormuz an American Territory.
not the Bee.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (skcH5)

141 I'd just started Japanese walking, just three or four times, when I came down with shingles. It's been nearly three weeks now. I hope this ends soon.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (l26NL)

142 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (wVcYX)

Indeed it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (GdrUi)

143 Speaking of Professors, will Prof. Biden at UPenn be teaching graduate level courses this semester?

Posted by: Depends at August 14, 2026 05:10 PM (JM9I6)

144 How do you even stand upright, much less walk out to a car in the snow and open the door, with a BAC of .56?

Way before that point I'd be laying in bed, hugging a trashcan, with one foot on the floor to keep the world from spinning at the speed of light.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)

145 140 How about a bit of humor for a Friday afternoon?

PDT to make the Strait of Hormuz an American Territory.
not the Bee.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (skcH5)
*******

Love it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:10 PM (hzuYO)

146 You know what's weird? This Arday dude does look a bit like that Milli or Vanilli guy. Strange psycho eyes.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (3uBP9)

147 113 If there hadn't been such a voracious appetite in academia for Brilliant Young Minority Genius Scholars, Jason Arday would have gotten a good job as a physical-education teacher and sports coach at a fine British secondary school and lived happily ever after. Racial essentialism kills every time it's tried.
Posted by: werewife

Making people into legends can do that because even if the legend is largely true, then the inevitable pivot by the media is to destroy what it created. Don Henley is a thoroughgoing asshole but Dirty Laundry is a brilliant song that shows the media who they are.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (E4rtv)

148 126 The 0.26 BAC is also dependent of when they got around to testing. Was it hours and hours later?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)

She was at the scene getting checked out by EMTs so I guarantee they took a blood sample ASAP because she was obviously blitzed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

149 I'm not gloating here. Any death is sad.

I disagree; there are many death row inmates that deserve death, as well as a number of terrible people like commies.

(I do know what you meant.)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (l3cgK)

150 He ran too many marathons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)

151 Today is not Arday

Posted by: Camebridge LLC at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (NtVYv)

152 Well, it's like the Beastie Boys said, "You've got to fight. For your right. To Ardaaay." He pretended to run the race, his fight is over now. Rest well, charlatan who was advanced by buffoons on the basis of race alone.

Posted by: I don't care even a little at August 14, 2026 05:12 PM (I/0M6)

153 .56=💀

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:12 PM (g47mK)

154 Weird psychological trick to get out of an untenable situation--cheaters get more flagrant with thinner tissue of lies, fraudsters get more grandiose in their claims, druggies keep upping their dose to dance with the devil.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)
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Or you drop a laptop off for service, and never come back to pick it up...

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)

155 151 Today is not Arday

Posted by: Camebridge LLC at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (NtVYv)

That's September 19th (Talk like a Pirate Day)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)

156 We should probably give it three days, just to be safe.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (0U5gm)

157
The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

158
Q: How did you find professor Arday?

A: Dead.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

159 Arday and Churchill die at about the same time. Academia turning around? Nah

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (xCuiu)

160 A rather different version of Battersea Power Station plays a major role in Mark Hodder's Adventures of Burton & Swinburne alternate-history novels.
Posted by: werewife
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I think it also plays a part in a British Cold Case episode or mebbe that was New Tricks.

Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)

161 157
The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

I'm surprised some Ruskie didn't hold the record...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)

162 Dirty sock off, I was off doing something else and came back and sure enough it popped right back on.

Need to quit that I think.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)

163 Per Grok, blackouts start around 0.16; passing out starts around 0.20
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Maybe people who aren't professional alcoholics. You would be astonished at the BAC levels measured for drunks. They "should" be passed out, but they aren't.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (AlNse)

164 46 Anyone have a spacebar that I can borrow?

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What an excellent idea. Get on a rocket, go to the moon and get drunk...$$$$$$

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (sV8tK)

165 The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

A pair of pickled Poles?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (wVcYX)

166 Arday is dead?

Oh.

What's for dinner?

Posted by: Garbage In, Garbage Out at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (/2Ls3)

167 66 Arday, Thunberg, al-Sayed and a drunken white woman in the same post. There's a theme, the Decline of the West?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (xCuiu)
___________________________

No, it's an infomercial about the dangers of eating lead paint chips off the window sill.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)

168
I'd just started Japanese walking

Walking Japanese? I really think so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (Cqx++)

169 I'm surprised some Ruskie didn't hold the record...

They usually became the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (9s47C)

170 Bug out of work early only To find the boat mobbed with tourists and church groups.

Just kill me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (NH1wh)

171 168
I'd just started Japanese walking

Walking Japanese? I really think so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (Cqx++)

Wok dis way, talk dis way...

Posted by: Yan Can Wok at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (l3cgK)

172 Thats kind of like century club. 100 shots in 100 mins. Works out to like 12 beers in just over an hour and a half.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (zZu0s)

173 I'd just started Japanese walking

Do you have to put them on leashes?

Posted by: most honorable commenter at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (I/0M6)

174 I'd just started Japanese walking

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (l26NL)
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That's racist!

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e)

175 Battersea power station is the cover of Animals by Pink Floyd. Great cover

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (xCuiu)

176
According to the Internet, Poland doesn't have much higher overall alcohol consumption compared to the rest of Europe, but it's concentrated over the weekends. They don't so much drink every day, but tend to go on big weekend benders.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (w6EFb)

177 Why does that last graph show "Other Countries -50%" when the trend line clearly shows +50%?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It was plagiarized from another meme?

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (VHUov)

178 173 I'd just started Japanese walking

Do you have to put them on leashes?

Posted by: most honorable commenter at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (I/0M6)

Ha!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (l3cgK)

179 161 157
The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

I'm surprised some Ruskie didn't hold the record...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)

Not out of the realm of possibility they were part Russian.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

180
Little known fact: Egyptians didn't really walk around like that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

181 No, it's an infomercial about the dangers of eating lead paint chips off the window sill.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational videos as "Lead Paint, Delicious but Deadly," and "Here Comes The Metric System!"

Posted by: Troy McClure at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (XE5AP)

182 I'm surprised some Ruskie didn't hold the record...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)

Not out of the realm of possibility they were part Russian.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

They don't keep records of that kind of shit. That's just life.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (NtVYv)

183 >>> If you want to have some fun, look up the record BACs every recorded. Among people who survived.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)

Wiki says some guy in South Africa at ~1.6%. Driving a van with 15 stolen sheep. But Poland ranks very high on the list with some over 2% but that was taken postmortem.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (3uBP9)

184 164 46 Anyone have a spacebar that I can borrow?

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What an excellent idea. Get on a rocket, go to the moon and get drunk...$$$$$$

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (sV8tK)

I'd like to try some Romulan ale.
I hear good things.

I'm probably going to skip the Bloodwine.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

185 100 shots 'of beer' I should say.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (zZu0s)

186 @180 how dare you insult my girlfriend Susana Hoffs like that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:20 PM (xCuiu)

187 163 Per Grok, blackouts start around 0.16; passing out starts around 0.20
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Maybe people who aren't professional alcoholics. You would be astonished at the BAC levels measured for drunks. They "should" be passed out, but they aren't.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (AlNse)

Death is possible at 0.40%...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:20 PM (l3cgK)

188 Somehow this will be Trump’s fault.

RIP, Jason. You deserved truth. Unfortunately, individuals didn’t respect you enough to tell you the truth so you could reach your goals without their help.
Marxists treat everyone like a prop. Once your usefulness is gone you’re tossed away like trash.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 05:20 PM (ccX9M)

189 To not be like Arday I will tell the truth, y'all:

I was never a supermodel.

But I could have been one! Maybe! My mother said no to any requests of California travel in college, and here I am, a nurse with grandchildren. Livin' the life fandango!

Granted if it took a Weinstein event to get on the cover of a magazine it would not have happened. However I would be famous due to headlings for the injuries inflicted on anyone who tried.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO)

190 Did anybody else have a momentary thought that the Arday guy, with all of his ridiculous claims, is going to be found alive because along with all his other miracles, he was able to rise from the dead? ok, maybe just me. Was funny in my head.

Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (6+ehB)

191 That drunk driver is a real piece of work. She's on scene having what seems like a pretty typical reaction to what she did. Then later in the interrogation room she's trying to play lawyer, "Can you prove what I did? Nobody can prove anything. You haven't proved I've done anything."

You're three sheets to the wind and they found you behind the wheel of the car you crashed into a couple of newlyweds.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (mkw2N)

192 I wonder what the relationship of proof to BAC is? Like if they were to bottle your drunk blood for rich vampires how would your BAC translate to the proof?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (3uBP9)

193 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (l26NL

OK. What is Japanese walking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (W90Ou)

194 Think HR is going to fire any DEI hires now? They're going to have to keep promoting them.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (i+Wsn)

195 164 46 Anyone have a spacebar that I can borrow?

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What an excellent idea. Get on a rocket, go to the moon and get drunk...$$$$$$

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (sV8tK)

I'd like to try some Romulan ale.
I hear good things.

I'm probably going to skip the Bloodwine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

*sees above*

*makes sour face*

Posted by: Lt Commander Montgomery Scott at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (wVcYX)

196 Nood, y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (hzuYO)

197 I don't want to go to prison for 15 years for killing someone. I just want out. I'm a good person!

Dad!

Posted by: Drunken Monster Child at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (/2Ls3)

198 24 Damn, that last pic...Greta is aging like fine wine!
Posted by: No One Ever at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (odVWi)

If you recall the bust of the lame-ass plot to attack the White House lawn UFC etc. shindig, there was this one fat, prematurely balding, neckbearded basement troll who bought some rather expensive guns and accessories. And I said, you know, there's someone for everyone. And if he had spent that money flying out to meet and woo Greta, well, he probably would've failed.

But! It would've gotten him out of the basement, and then back home, there may have been a lonely femcel -- okay maybe a 2, but an actual XX -- ready to take advantage of his defeat. And also, he wouldn't be in prison. Lose/win(?)/win! (Which is the best net some can hope for.)

Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (L3Npt)

199 I won't gloat over Arday's death either . As stated earlier, he was a casualty of DEI. A willing, participatory casualty, but one nonetheless.

If there is a death I would gloat over it would be the death of DEI. It can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (YxMyw)

200 192 I wonder what the relationship of proof to BAC is? Like if they were to bottle your drunk blood for rich vampires how would your BAC translate to the proof?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (3uBP9)

Proof is percentage x 200...100 proof is 50% alcohol...yeah, no maths, but you asked.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (l3cgK)

201 Death is possible at 0.40%...
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Right - again, for people who aren't professional alcoholics.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (AlNse)

202
Record highest ever recorded in the US was in LA in 1982, with a *woman* who clocked in at 1.33%. and who was conscious and "oriented". That made the medical journals.

These, including those Poles, are extreme outliers -- high tolerance. Most of the population would be dead at those levels. ) The other US records are at the 0.7 - 0.8% range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (w6EFb)

203 I was never a supermodel.

But I could have been one! Maybe! My mother said no to any requests of California travel in college, and here I am, a nurse with grandchildren. Livin' the life fandango!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO)

And here I was picturing you as Christie Brinkley every time I read your paragraphs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

204 That poor family whose daughter was killed on her wedding day by that POS drunk scrunt. My God. If I was the father of the woman killed, I would be on a revenge mission until I achieved my goal. I can't even imagine. How sad.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (hmYU4)

205
159 Arday and Churchill die at about the same time. Academia turning around? Nah
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (xCuiu)

Churchill lived far too long, Arday lived… wait that doesn’t really work like I thought it would.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 05:24 PM (Ol0VD)

206 201 Death is possible at 0.40%...
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Right - again, for people who aren't professional alcoholics.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (AlNse)

My 48 year old sis in law as I mentioned above was a pro alcoholic and .40 killed her.

Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:25 PM (kX27y)

207
And here I was picturing you as Christie Brinkley every time I read your paragraphs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

We could be sisters or cousins but different smiles. I also lack plastic surgery.

Bless your heart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:26 PM (hzuYO)

208 OK. What is Japanese walking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Sorry, Fen. Ace mentioned it on the last post. Also called intermittent walking. Three minutes at a fast pace, three minutes at a normal pace.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:26 PM (l26NL)

209 Nood

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (l26NL)

210 The 0.26 BAC is also dependent of when they got around to testing. Was it hours and hours later?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)

I think they calculate it now based on what you blow at the scene and at the police station, then grab your bodyweight and work backwards. That's what I surmise given bodycams.

Posted by: pookysgirl is making an educated guess here at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (Wt5PA)

211 206 201 Death is possible at 0.40%...
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Right - again, for people who aren't professional alcoholics.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (AlNse)

My 48 year old sis in law as I mentioned above was a pro alcoholic and .40 killed her.
Posted by: beckster
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You can choke on your own vomit at far lower concentration. Number of ways to die when you are intoxicated so you get Death by Misadventure from the coroner. Same with od'ing. You live until suddenly you don't.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)

212 I may have been wrong about how running is good for you.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Fixx at August 14, 2026 05:37 PM (avzFa)

213 210 The 0.26 BAC is also dependent of when they got around to testing. Was it hours and hours later?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)

I think they calculate it now based on what you blow at the scene and at the police station, then grab your bodyweight and work backwards. That's what I surmise given bodycams.

Posted by: pookysgirl is making an educated guess here at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (Wt5PA)

But not what Kumala blows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM (l3cgK)

214 I'm not gloating here. Any death is sad.

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Aren't we obliged to celebrate it a la The Death Cult Commies celebrating The Burning, Looting, & Murdering of 2020, the assassinations of Charlie Kirk & Brian Thompson, and the near-assassinations of R CongressCritters and President Trump?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 05:45 PM (+Of5k)

215 Walking Japanese? I really think so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Everybody's talking 'bout the new way you're walking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:47 PM (VQ0bX)

216 selfish prick.

-anthony bourdain.

Posted by: anthony bourdain at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (FivJq)

217 >>>I'm not gloating here. Any death is sad.

Amen.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (odBC9)

218 Said to myself this morning that he was probably going to Milli Vanilli himself.

Posted by: Dale at August 14, 2026 06:30 PM (f45WX)

219 Question is: Were the reports of his demise provided by Jason Arday?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 14, 2026 06:33 PM (4h45B)

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