Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 13, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

[Top photo: Honeymoon Island State Park - from ArmyBrat68]

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Did you celebrate this anniversary yesterday?

Are you ready to feel old?

On this day in 1981 – IBM introduces the PC and PC-DOS version 1.0

It had 16 kilobytes of RAM and optional single or dual 5.25-inch floppy disk drives.

The price? $1,565

Did you grow up with a computer in your home? pic.twitter.com/AjzaSwluEx
— Christopher Wipper (@SGTWipper1Each) August 13, 2026

Admit it - you broke out your old episodes of Compute! magazine to commemorate this.

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AI can be asshoe. It can also be made to do some clever and funny stuff.

Leftist travels through time to save George Floyd

Gauchiste voyage dans le temps pour sauver Georges Floyd pic.twitter.com/sha7lS55we
— Le Crapaud (@Le_Crapaud47) August 13, 2026

Does he fare any better traveling back in time to meet Che Guevara?

The Truth hits hard in this videopic.twitter.com/tCOySPp52h
— BabyBilly (@TheTriggerTrade) August 13, 2026

I hope more of these hit my feed soon!

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You probably heard that Karoline Leavitt is stepping down as White House Press Secretray. Lots of speculation as to who will replace her.

The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms pic.twitter.com/nAAIqNFCt3
— Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ (@dogeofficialceo) August 13, 2026

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Flock segment of the night

Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley Posted This garbage on X today

I've learned a lot in nine years of building
@Flock_Safety
. Some of it from our customers, and some of it from the communities they serve.
Today we’re announcing the changes that came from listening. A new standard for privacy, security, and accountability in public safety technology.
We're also asking state legislators to go further. Mandate real auditing on every law enforcement data system. Raise the penalties for misuse. And if your state wants help building it, we'll do it for free.

The post itself is heavily ratioed (more comments than likes). Comments are not friendly to him. There is a link at the post to a longer post on Flock's website - should that be something that interests you.

More here - Flock announces changes amid backlash over its license plate reader network

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From Orwell Day on X - a collage of headlines about Flock cancellations.

Moar, please!!

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Another H/T to CBD for this one

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Back to Orwell Day. What an interesting discovery - an area strangely devoid of Flock cameras.

There are zero Flock cameras in Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhood

Flock cameras for thee but not for me? I guess the rich don't want to be monitored like common criminals by their government.

Are you mad yet?! pic.twitter.com/7m7zDAEgrz
— Orwell Day (@OrwellDay) August 12, 2026

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From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

Whatever this is, don’t invite me. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/LWdOUnZDRM
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) August 13, 2026

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Save your stuff on devices you own. Music, photos -- yeah, we all know that. It even applies to TV broadcast footage!!

PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

Nine PBS is afraid that it will lose over 70 years of archival materials and programming after its contracted cloud storage vendor has apparently gone out of business. According to Current, the channel used Open Source Storage, or OSS, for storing over 50TB of data — but it suddenly lost access to its data earlier this year. Nine PBS has been working with OSS and its predecessor since 2019 and intended to renew its contract on March 6 of this year. The company never responded and abruptly cut off the station’s data access even though it still had 30 days to retrieve its data after the contract ended.
The station dug a little bit deeper when it discovered that the OSS website no longer existed and was listed as delinquent under the Colorado Secretary of State. It also discovered that OSS utilized Iron Mountain’s services, so it sent a demand letter to the latter to preserve its data and to "pay any reasonable costs associated with its demand." At the time, Iron Mountain did not confirm or deny that it possessed Nine PBS’ data.

This wouldn't have been an issue if the organization bought a $1,000 NAS and populated it with a few hard drives.

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DJ Doof - R.I.P. To My Local Classic Rock Radio Station Edition

100.7 "The Bay" - Classic Rock radio station in Baltimore went off the air last night, just before Midnight. The station was sold and the frequency is now a Christian Contemporary music station.

The folks at The Bay posted their playlist from their final hour on the air. Seems like they had fun taking a poke at the new format.

From The Bay's Facebook page

If you're interested, here are the final 2 hours of The Bay over the air broadcast. The segment starts with the 10pm "Get the Led out" block of Led Zeppelin songs -- something they've done for as long as I can remember. Although I think they used to call it "Zeppelin O'clock".

These are the last 3 songs they played. Put on an O's hat and pour out some Natty Boh in honor of The Bay, Hon!

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1 Perpetually perpetrating preposterous predicaments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (C8pEi)

2 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

3 3

3

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (pMmVV)

4 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (Lzhdy)

5 Top 5?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (2Ez/1)

6 Nice filters on that top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

7 Shoot! Anyway, time for the content.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (udaaY)

9 Not remotely first.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (kU0PQ)

10 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

11 Admit it - you broke out your old episodes of Compute! magazine to commemorate this.

Nah, for me it was Computerworld and Infoworld.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (udaaY)

12 The thing about Steve McQueen is he always looked like a guy who had been through some sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Why, yes, actually, I did. Multiple, in fact. Including the one where we etched the motherboard and soldered on the chips, and the Atari I programmed in assembly language.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)

14 As if the sight of those shirtless dudes isn’t creepy enough - they’re dancing to ABBA.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)

15 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)

16 Food!
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

Ha! I thought that one had been retired.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

17 I live in a small city. There are only 5 Flock cameras in town. Four are at the local Lowe's store and the other is in an intersection of an outlying neighborhood (I have no idea why). So, no cop action!

Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

18 Greetings Doof! Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (kOluj)

19 Yay ONT! Thanks, Doof!

Lovely photo up top. Nice contrasting colors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (D/6p1)

20
I don't know how much Ace pays you cobloggers. You all need a raise.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)

21 Hey, TRex!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)

22 Don't touch my ring cameras.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)

23 As if the sight of those shirtless dudes isn’t creepy enough - they’re dancing to ABBA.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)

Disco Doof approves of ABBA but definitely not the shirtless dudes doing - whatever it is they're doing!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

24 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Not exactly growing up. By the time they brought out the PC in 1981, I had already been computing on my Radio Shack Model I for three years. It was the FUTURE!

I skipped the PC and didn't upgrade until the PC-AT. Did get the Shack Model 100 "laptop" in the meanwhile, and logged into CompuServe, pre-wwweb.

I knew every chip in that Model I and even messed with some of them in ways I never could later.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hooray for the mighty Z-80 chip! at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (C8pEi)

25 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (udaaY)

26 I hope it wasn't Lawrence Welk Show reruns or the Roy Orbison Black & White concert that PBS lost. They'll never be able to fund raise again.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (2Xqig)

27 PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

I remember, back when I was a working stiff, suggesting to my employer that, while buying storage may cost more, it was safer if you actually wanted to guarantee access to your data.

I was poo-pooed. I'm sure it'll all be fine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)

28 Adios Flock, won't be missed.

Howdy all and mucho thanko to the Doofo

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (L8op7)

29 I don't know how much Ace pays you cobloggers. You all need a raise.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)

Everybody knows how much he pays us

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)

30 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)

31 now a Christian Contemporary music station.

Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.

Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)

32 Something something women something something

@ByronYork 1m
From the Fox poll, Rogers vs. el Sayed in Michigan:
White men, no college degree: Rogers 63 el Sayed 37
White men, college degree: Rogers 55 el Sayed 43
White women, no college degree: Rogers 60 el Sayed 38
White women, college degree: Rogers 37 el Sayed 60

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (diia5)

33 >>PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

You know what the call your stuff in the cloud?

Not your stuff.

LTO is for closers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)

34
I couldn't listen to the final two hours of a rock station. It would be like --

self-censored, too heavy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)

35
Zero??

DANG, we should protest.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (/QHx4)

36 PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

For a proper understanding of the situation, always replace phrases referring to "the cloud" with phrases referring to "some other asshole's computer."

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

37 21 Hey, TRex!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM
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Bulg!

Posted by: TRex - no wumpus yet dino at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1)

38 First time I ever used a computer was after the Army, when I started the drafting course at Billings Vo-Tech. 1992.

Now, I have my home laptop that I use as a desktop, my work desktop, my phone, my iPad. And yet, when something goes wrong I throw my hands in the air and say "golly." Then I have my wife or my son fix it.

Just because I use computers all damn day does not mean I know how the stupid things work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

39 does not mean I know how the stupid things work.

Turn in off and then back on. Fixes anything. Standard IT answer in bygone days.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)

40 16 You have it confused with the “Marco Rubio finds out” meme.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

41 >>I live in a small city. There are only 5 Flock cameras in town. Four are at the local Lowe's store and the other is in an intersection of an outlying neighborhood (I have no idea why). So, no cop action!

Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM

We have one on each of the roads out of town. That's six cameras. I might be able to find a workaround on one of the Farm to Market roads, though, if I need to escape.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2Xqig)

42 Flock and prank calls on the same ONT.
And Mrs.D and I were just talking about the old days when we'd call people and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can.
Hmmmm....???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

43 whatever it is they're doing!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

I don't know exactly, but I'm betting Che Guevera would have a one-word answer for them.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)

44 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

As if. Was 25 before I owned a Color TV. Or air conditioning.

Posted by: Old Man Adams at August 13, 2026 10:13 PM (JM9I6)

45 I couldn't listen to the final two hours of a rock station. It would be like --

self-censored, too heavy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)

It went completely silent after Stairway. For at least 30 mins. Possibly at long longer. It was sad.

Not that I listen to regular radio much anymore, but there's comfort knowing it's there.

Until it isn't.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

46 "I saw it so now you have to"

Um

Doof, this causes me to have some questions about you. Questions I neither want to ask nor to which I want answers.

Just don't do it again, m'kay?

Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing skeezy about it at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (C8pEi)

47 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?
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We had a VIC-20 and a Commodore 64.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)

48 My dad was military retired and subsequent blue collar worker. He became obsessed with the PC but unfortunately it was the Commodore he started with.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (KC5Lt)

49 >Just because I use computers all damn day does not mean I know how the stupid things work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Some people repair their cars. Most people drive their cars and have a mechanic repair them. Intimate knowledge of vehicle mechanics is not necessary to operate a vehicle well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (pMmVV)

50 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

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I had a Magic 8 Ball. It was about as accurate as Co-pilot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (o5Cl5)

51 The "cloud" is someone else's hard drive.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (qFwJc)

52 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?
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Yeah, and Dad hated us calling it a Trash-80.

I finally got something games-worthy for college.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (vSvIl)

53 You have it confused with the “Marco Rubio finds out” meme.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

I might be the only person who thinks that one is completely played out. Maybe I should make a "Marco Rubio finds out he just jumped the shark" version.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

54

My Dad hated computers. He always called them the devil's box.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (/QHx4)

55 Thanks again Doof!
Still, it seems, I’m in Xwitter purgatory.
But the AC/DC Vid more than made up for that.
I was fortunate enough to see them in Long Bech on this tour. With the ex-limo driver as the singer. Still remember pretty much every bit of it.

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (N91F8)

56 "PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history"

As the saying goes:

That's too bad.

Anyway…

Posted by: mindful webworker - more concerned about lost early Dr Who episodes at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (C8pEi)

57 My dad was a field engineer for NCR. Started out repairing the beautiful old steampunk machines; had to learn the computer based upgrades. He hated it.

Aside from a couple of post-retirement jobs (school bus driver, delivery guy), he never had a cell phone. He never used a computer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)

58 My Dad hated computers. He always called them the devil's box.

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I thought that was Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (o5Cl5)

59 We had a VIC-20 and a Commodore 64.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)

Howdy SiD!! Good to see you!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

60 Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAs

Sorry I think they're still funny.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)

61 From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)

62 Huh.
Looks like the criminals in NY know where the rich are and no cameras.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)

63 My Dad was born in 1912, and my Mom in 1919.

No way was a computer ever gonna darken our door, thank goodness.

I actually had to walk to the county library to look stuff up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

64 We got an Apple IIe. My dad was always a lover of new technology. I wish I had it now!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

65
Lol Cicero

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (/QHx4)

66 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Not when I was still a training ski. My grade school did have one (1) student-accessible Apple ][+ computer.

We bought our own Apple ][+ when I was in 7th grade.

Replaced with a //c a few years later.

And I bought myself a used 386sx/16 when I started college.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

67
Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Gives himself away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (pMmVV)

68 We had a VIC-20 and a Commodore 64.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)

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My VIC-20 had a tape drive.

Tape.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)

69 I enjoyed the time-travelling Commie videos. Even if George Floyd and Che Guevara look nothing like the real deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

70 Evening all. Not out of purgatorio yet - the client should be telling the company whether I got the job either tomorrow or Monday. I keep vacillating between "the way he talked, they really want me" and "but don't count on anything until you get that firm offer!". Trying very hard to give it to God.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (aJQbY)

71 Ex-Ex's first computer was an Apple IIgs.
That was my first experience with a computer, back in 1988.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (FdpeO)

72 Did I have a computer in the home while growing up?

Durn tootin', I did. I been slingin' code since before my sister was born. I still don't know what caused more trouble; my code or my sister! Nowadays, they both say I talk too much.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (qx7Zg)

73 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)

Dude, I am laughing so hard right now. As in out loud with my eyes watering!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

74 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Never was able to make crank calls - phones were in the kitchen and my parents' room. Couldn't get anything by those two...😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (SRRAx)

75 Marco Rubio finds out that he’s both Disco Doof AND Piper.

Can’t imagine how THAT meme would look.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

76 From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

Damn your eyes!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)

77 Much like Disturbed covering of "Sound of Silence", this cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" gives the song dimension & meaning that the original performers left untapped:

https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

78 Actually, his first computer was an Apple IIe.

He had the IIgs when I met him.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (FdpeO)

79 My first computer was an IBM PS/1, with Windows 3.1 on it. I still have it. Bought it used, because it was "old hat". Worked for what I used it for, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)

80 Remember when London was first covered in police cameras? They wound up with more per square mile than Chinese cities. Londoners were told that it would cut down on crime.
Crime never went down and now the cops arrest them for posting criticism of politicians online.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (0MjtC)

81 Computer in the house?

We had an electric typewriter. No correcting tape either. White out pock marked my homework.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (yEz+x)

82 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?"

"Grow up"

That's funny

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR)

83 I got my first "real" computer in 1993. It had a hard drive with almost 90 mb of storage.

So, the size of one mid-resolution pic of Tessa Fowler.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (6/7Fs)

84 As if the sight of those shirtless dudes isn’t creepy enough - they’re dancing to ABBA.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Dancing Queens - don't you recognize them?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (udaaY)

85 Hey, Screaming in Digital. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

86 My first computer was ridiculously expensive. A 286 etc that cost $2,400 in 1996?

A buddy and I bought the Borland C and split the cost ($500). My middle son was writing software at the his age of 16.

He got his MS in Comp Sci 15 years ago and is now ridiculously wealthy.

In hindsight, it was cheaper than putting him through college, although I did pony up the $5,000 that he owed the Univ. of Toronto so he could graduate.

I think of it as a great investment in my son's future.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (qFwJc)

87 Windows 3.1.2 was my favorite! Since then . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)

88 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at

This was the warmup for that. My throat still burns from when I threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)

89 I heard of another station a few years ago that did just that, going from classic rock to Christian music, though I can't remember the details.

I also heard of another that was switching genres and played "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over for something like 24 hours straight in between.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (jGGMD)

90 The flock thing is funny, too.

Flock didn't show up and start setting up cameras for the hell of it.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)

91
My husband says computers and plastic will ruin the world, lol.

I've heard that so many times from him.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)

92 The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin

Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

93 This was the warmup for that. My throat still burns from when I threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)

Wow - look who stopped by! I'm honored!!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)

94 Howdy SiD!! Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof
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Doooooooooooof!

OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)

95
Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.

Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)

I like Phil Keaggy, because he was a virtuoso guitar player who used his talent for Christ. Sadly, a lot of "christian" musicians these days want to use the genre to jump into mainstream pop. They can't write, they can barely sing, and none of it is worshiping God, it seems to worship the singer. Hubby calls it worshiptainment. It's not a compliment.

Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)

96 I'm so sick of One Weird Trick for getting rid of edema in your foot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (6/7Fs)

97 Poltergeists in my nic test

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 Poltergeist test

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

99

IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of FLOCK automated license plate readers

https://t.ly/boolV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (Cqx++)

100 92 Nope, no proof at all.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

101 On Karoline Levitt's last day, she should set a few squirrels loose in the press room. We could get entertained for a while.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

102 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)

103 Hey, Screaming in Digital. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg
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I am, thanks. Commuting to Greenville 3x per week, and a (remote) side gig are keeping me hopping. How about you?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (PcoR0)

104 They knew on day one that the creation and marketing of Flock cameras that they had stepped over the morality line as a trade off for personal wealth. Why else would they over-compensate by naming the company "Flock SAFETY".

Hey, I have some crack pipes to sell. The name of my company is "Orson's Relaxing Tiny Rock Holders."

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)

105 They can't write, they can barely sing, and none of it is worshiping God, it seems to worship the singer. Hubby calls it worshiptainment. It's not a compliment.

Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)

I call it crap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (S41Gd)

106 My VIC-20 had a tape drive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)

The tape drive was an upgrade for our Atari.
It meant I could program without an EPROM setup.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (kU0PQ)

107 The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin

Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

I would have expected Ben Shapiro's sister, so Sydney could keep acting.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

108 Growing up all I had was a five pinballs for a nickel pinball machine right outside the Naval Station Library.

Eventually, I had a Laser 128, a cheap knockoff of an Apple II.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

109 I remember spending hours on long distance 1-800 # (calling from Hawaii) with a tech trying to get my new sound card to, you know, make sound. Installing “drivers” and flipping jumper switches. I thought that guy was gonna cry when it finally worked.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (cdNls)

110 It's gay, that what those guys are....G-A-Y!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (VCgbV)

111 Wow - look who stopped by! I'm honored!!
Posted by: Doof

I have this one weird trick where I try to go to bed before 9 pm Central.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)

112 Bulg, saved another cheesecake page for you from BitsAndPieces.us.

Actress Virna Lisa Pieralisi (1936-2014)
Kind of weird feeling when you see all the pix on these starlets from their peak years, and then there's one from much later. Some hold up better than otters.

https://bit.ly/virna-lisa-pieralisi

Posted by: mindful webworker - turned down Barbarella at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (C8pEi)

113 Doooooooooooof!

OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)

I appreciate the effort! Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)

114
15 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino
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16 Food!
Posted by: Bulg
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Ha! I thought that one had been retired.
Posted by: Doof

Has ocsiD been tried, yet?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QVmho)

115 I have this one weird trick where I try to go to bed before 9 pm Central.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)

And you're not even 29 yet!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)

116 My dad worked for Boeing- he was responsible for programming and testing their main frame in Wichita, so we had a computer starting in 1973 that sat on our dining room table and tied up the telephone for hours on end so he could test things remotely. I hated it- because I couldn't talk to my friends on the phone for those same hours on end. The only cool thing for me was that he programed the printer (the kind that ran back and forth with typewriter keys) to print out a picture of the Starship Enterprise.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (BN8mS)

117 Much like Disturbed covering of "Sound of Silence", this cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" gives the song dimension & meaning that the original performers left untapped:

https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

Much awesome.

And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.

Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.

Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

118 103. Screaming, I am OK.

Tomorrow we get our leaky water line replaced. Gonna be fun. But we will survive it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)

119 Evening, Horde... How goes it?

Chloe the Bengal Klutz says, "Hello!" and is determined to press every key on my keyboard...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (FZ29D)

120 That story about the radio station reminds me of when KFOG in San Francisco went off the air. It was such a great station and I streamed it on my work computer for many years after I moved away from San Francisco. I will always remember waking up when my clock radio alarm went off at 6am on September 11 to Dave Morey and Peter Finch talking about the plane that just flew into the World Trade Center.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)

121 Have a great night. Got a squall line with some much needed rain heading my way.

I can hear the thunder from 20 miles away.

Hope I don't lose Internet again from my broadband tower.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

122 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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LMAO!

*wipes off monitor*

Good thing I was drinking plain water...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (rdVOm)

123 Commodore 64 with a tape drive. Eventually we got a disk drive that was about the size of a canoe.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)

124 Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline

Seether's Careless Whisper is so good, better than the original. And I don't hate the Wham! version.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (ftFVW)

125 IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of FLOCK automated license plate readers"

The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"

What was Franklin's take on that again?

The problem isn't Flock.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)

126 Howdy, horde!

And thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm)

127 Highway to Hell
Stairway to Heaven

Old classic cartoon (not mine)

https://bit.ly/highway-stairway

Posted by: mindful webworker - bummer at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (C8pEi)

128 And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Also in that neighborhood, gODHEAD's cover of Eleanor Rigby:

https://youtu.be/z_YyGw-gyL0

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

129 September 11 to Dave Morey and Peter Finch talking about the plane that just flew into the World Trade Center.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)

Same thing, but Lewis and Floorwax in Denver. I was on my way to work, and they were talking about a plane hitting one of the buildings, and were watching it on one of the news stations; and then they watched the second plane hit. Wait, what?

25 years later it still hurts. Fuck islam. Fuck mohammed. Fuck allah.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)

130 I know it's not a popular opinion, but I think Bryan Ferry's version of "Sympathy for the Devil" is better than the Stones' version.

That voice was made to croon those words. And laugh that laugh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)

131 We had a Commodore 64 with tape drive. Then we got a... 386. I helped Dad install the CD-drive a year or two later, as we went from Windows 3.0 to 3.1.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (aJQbY)

132 Good evening morons und danke Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (JvZF+)

133 Also, Flock is obviously taking the OpenAI approach: "Look at this problem we're creating! Gosh, it needs regulation, would you like us to help you write it? We've got a final draft already!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)

134 At first glance I thought the top pick was a MisHum painting

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sOtuf)

135 The only computer I had access to was a TRS-80 in the 9th grade

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (JvZF+)

136 Roxy Music's version of 'Jealous Guy' is outstanding.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sAmhv)

137 Sept 11-- was at work. (shift started at 5am Pacific) LOUD environment, with machines and equipment going full-speed, radio on *blast* and then...

We were ordered to STOP! And listen to the broadcast for about 15 minutes. UGH.

Back to work. Watched the nooz when I got home. Realized I was crying.

And then a silent rage began to fill my consciousness, such that *types* *deletes*!!!!!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

138 I love a good cover of a good song. Especially when the band doing the cover makes it their own.

Por ejemplo:

Shadows Fall does a great cover of Welcome to the Machine.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:49 PM (0aYVJ)

139 101 On Karoline Levitt's last day, she should set a few squirrels loose in the press room. We could get entertained for a while.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Strew cans of mixed nuts under the chairs before they enter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (pMmVV)

140 From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

I thought gay men were supposed to be physically fit, well groomed, and attractive. If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

141 I like Lenny Kravitz' version of American Woman.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

142 If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Well, if they look like that, how *else* would they get laid?

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

143 My mom work at the entry booth collecting entrance fees at Honeymoon Island State Park for over 10 years. She loved that job.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

144 Well, we had contractors out to look at our "final" house projects - i.e., the kitchen and front entry/upper room. It has been 40 years since we moved into this house, and up until now we have done all of the remodeling work on every room ourselves. But we always knew that these 2 projects were going to be left to professionals (for various reasons).

We are pretty happy with these guys; they know the quirks of 100-year-old houses and are familiar with the neighborhood. It will be interesting to see what they come up with design-wise.

Looks like my "Bucket List Year #3 - The Third Year Is The Charm" money will be spent on these 2 things. Hopefully I will see the finished projects! So far, my numbers are looking good - 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)

145 Had a Timex ZX-81 with the 16K piggyback. It served to get me interested in going to college to learn some stuff for real.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (vTZFs)

146 143 My mom work at the entry booth collecting entrance fees at Honeymoon Island State Park for over 10 years. She loved that job.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

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Those booth jobs are coveted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (6/7Fs)

147

nerdygirl,

Most women would not touch them with a ten foot pole, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (/QHx4)

148 On Karoline Levitt's last day, she should set a few squirrels loose in the press room. We could get entertained for a while.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

This may be apocrypha, but on the last night Rush was touring with KISS in 1976, they unleashed a huge bag of marbles onto the stage during KISS's set.

I can totally see Neil, Alex and Geddy doing this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)

149 Much awesome.

And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.

Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.

Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

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I'll have to check out that Seether cover. Yeah, no disrespect to Jagger, but Lemmy is infinitely more believable singing from the perspective of Stan....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:56 PM (kOluj)

150 Lessee. A Flock camera lens is about 2” in diameter.
*does math*
1 MOA at 200 yards.
Suppressed Aspirin Shoot .22 with subsonic ammo is a 1/2 MOA rifle.

Nope, no Flock cameras up here.
Anymore.

Posted by: RI Red - at August 13, 2026 10:58 PM (LMRVO)

151 I like Lenny Kravitz' version of American Woman.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

Meh. I do not like that song. at all.

'Murica!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

152 TRS-80 for the in, baby!

Posted by: Dale at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (f45WX)

153 Those dancing homos, which one is garrett ?

Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)

154 The Wall went up 65 years ago today.

Commies suck.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 13, 2026 11:00 PM (ue8gJ)

155 Those dancing homos, which one is garrett ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)

He's the one dancing with Ace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

156 Hey, Pug Mahon-- I see the AQI is improving for your area. Hope it's not temporary. We're breathing a little better here too. Out of the "unhealthy" levels for now...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

157 "100.7 "The Bay" - Classic Rock radio station in Baltimore went off the air last night, just before Midnight."

Now you know how I felt when my two favorite classical music stations were switched to rock.

Posted by: Nemo at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (4RPgu)

158 143 My mom work at the entry booth collecting entrance fees at Honeymoon Island State Park for over 10 years. She loved that job.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13,

That is so awesome!

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (BN8mS)

159 We had a giant computer in the house as newlyweds because my dude is an early nerd (a handsome one). We spawned two more handsome nerds.

I have yet to see a flock camera. I guess either busy driving or spaced out, but am going to look and wave.

My 95yr old mother, in the boonies, called about some excitement down the road (which I find fit for Morons).

Apparently there was an ambulance, fire truck, sheriff and hwy patrol car at a farm. I still haven't figured out the hwy patrol, but whatever.

A woman walked 3 miles or more to get in a neighbor's pen of baby goats and frolic. When the owners told her to get off their property she claimed dehydration and walked into a large pond up to her head. At this point 911 was called.

When the deputies got her name they called her husband who refused to come pick her up.

Therefore the ambulance took her away.

Cue song: "They're Coming to Take Me Away" Hahaheehee. 1966 Napolean XIV

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)

160 Constipation is something people don't talk about much.

But it can be a problem for anyone, even doctors.

And when Constipation occurs, it's interesting to see just what doctors consider important about a laxative they might use or recommend.

Well, a majority of the doctors we heard from had this to say.

A laxative should be effective, gentle, as close to natural acting as possible, and a medicine that can be used with complete confidence.

Now, Ex-lax has been popular with many doctors and millions of people over the years because pleasant-tasting chocolatey Ex-lax is effective.

Overnight it helps you toward your normal regularity.

Ex-lax is gentle.

Next morning it gives you the closest thing to natural action.

And that's why many doctors and millions of people use Ex-lax with complete confidence.

Ex-lax, the laxative that helps you toward your normal regularity, gently, overnight.

Is Ex-lax in your medicine cabinet?

Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:03 PM (cdNls)

161 I like Lenny Kravitz' version of American Woman.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

Meh. I do not like that song. at all.

'Murica!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

Yeah I don't know what it is about that song, but I frigging hate it. I would go as far to say it blows ass. Not even a god of metal could make it better.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (S41Gd)

162 Hey, Pug Mahon-- I see the AQI is improving for your area. Hope it's not temporary. We're breathing a little better here too. Out of the "unhealthy" levels for now...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

Much better today. 86. Also, it's been much cooler, and the Big Grass fire got some rain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)

163 Gotta respect the Gourds covering Snoop Dogg:

https://youtu.be/iNd2GvhvHkY

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (kOluj)

164 I love a good cover of a good song. Especially when the band doing the cover makes it their own.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.

https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ

Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

165 Doof or TRex. What's the cutoff for sending a joke/story for a Saturday ONT?

I'd post it as a comment once it's written, but I don't think it will fit as one comment.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

166
One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)

167 I actually have 2 IBM 5150s on the shelf. Still operational with real IBM "clicky" keyboards, green screens and manuals. We have been in the computer business for over 40 years and I decided that someone should have a museum of this type of stuff.

Posted by: oldgeezer at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (569Pr)

168 Four out of five dentists do not recommend trying to look down the throat of a shark.

The fifth was delicious!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)

169 Is your refrigerator still running?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

170 Time for bed.

G’night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)

171 You'll like White King for washing clothes and for washing dishes too.

There is something about a dish pan full of nice warm soap suds that makes a woman feel that her dishes will come out really clean.

Every tiny granule dissolves completely in your dishwater, whips up to billowy clouds of suds and White King suds rinse away quickly and completely too when you douse your dishes with hot water.

Leave china, glassware and silver so extra bright they dry in a jiffy.

White King soap is extra kind to hands too.

It is so easy on lovely hands that thousands and thousands of ladies who use it say I love White King.

Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (cdNls)

172 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons

It's really difficult to keep Joe focused on a task, these days.

Posted by: Jill Biden at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

173 Two hundred and five seconds of Ahmad Jamal:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv7MUtIwxKg

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

174 Haha, hubby's landline # was in the phone book... Every Friday night (for a while) would get prank calls asking for some certain rockstar because of his last name.

If I answered, I'd always tell them "____ is on tour right now, may I take a message?"

*click*

LOL!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (rdVOm)

175 I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.

https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ

Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

Neato. I love hearing new bands.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (0aYVJ)

176 I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.

https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ

Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

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That's pretty damn cool - thanks for linking it.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (kOluj)

177 "IBM introduces the PC"

Best keyboard evah!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

178 My parents phone number was one digit off from the local grocery. About once a month or so we’d get a misdial. As a teen I couldn’t resist. “Yes ma’am, we’ll have that sent right out”. Yeesh

Posted by: May I Help You at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (cdNls)

179 Sorry to be the bearer of sad news, but I think "Happy Part 2" might be complete.

It'll take a couple viewings to be sure, but I think it's inevitable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)

180 Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle. First name Ivana.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:17 PM (oq9dX)

181 I thought gay men were supposed to be physically fit, well groomed, and attractive. If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl

And I was led to believe that all lesbians were buxom, gorgeous, and unbelievably attractive. And yet…

Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:19 PM (C8pEi)

182 Why else would they over-compensate by naming the company "Flock SAFETY".

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)

Because "Flock You" would have been a little too on the nose

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (ruxZn)

183 I just checked deflock.org and sure enough, NYC upper west side has no coverage. Either they really have no coverage, or they've blocked deflock's access to that region's data. That was no accident. There's a heckuva story for a good investigative reporter. Find out who ordered the cam-free zone.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

184 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)

It's a side effect of being 29-ish.

"What I once used to do all night
now takes me all night to do once."

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)

185 Because "Flock You" would have been a little too on the nose
Posted by: ...

* golf clap *

Since they're cameras, perhaps "Flock Hue?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)

186 I just checked deflock.org and sure enough, NYC upper west side has no coverage. Either they really have no coverage, or they've blocked deflock's access to that region's data. That was no accident. There's a heckuva story for a good investigative reporter. Find out who ordered the cam-free zone.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

Where does Madmani live?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)

187 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)

Let's see...

..."hour, hour, hour"...

Yep, that's about right.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:24 PM (ruxZn)

188 @Michael7ucci

CCP intel official Philip Qiu, who is trained as a sniper, bought an historic building overlooking the White House.

China is surrounding our military bases & key assets. Now, they’re a stone's throw from the President and his senior team. @LenczyckiPhilip

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:25 PM (pMmVV)

189 Imagine the janitorial staff that has to wipe all the spit and snot off the black space rock from hell th

Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (L5eIP)

190
I love Doof's ONT sunset pictures and now look forward to just what he's gonna post.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

191 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
......

The song hadn't ended yet. Then all kinds of hell broke loose.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (oq9dX)

192 "Where does Madmani live?"

Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

193
Here's one I really liked, Mr. Rainier's shadow on the sky:

https://t.ly/z_XXw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)

194 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons

Well sure...a dick may go flaccid after a while, but a hole is always open for business!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (t19vo)

195
I'm old. Growing up if something I was doing or fixing wasn't going right my parents would say "maybe you were not holding your mouth right"

Maybe that is why sex does not last three hours, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:29 PM (/QHx4)

196 TX

Over 30 high school students from Humble ISD's Kingwood High School and Atascocita High School were taken on a school-day field trip to the Centro Islamico, operated by IslamInSpanish in the Houston area.

The visit included a tour, lunch from halal food trucks, observation of midday prayer, and a presentation. Students were even provided scarves. A CAIR Houston representative spoke to them about their "rights as Muslim students and allies."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)

197 "Where does Madmani live?"

Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

Uganda.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)

198 Got to remembering my computer guru friend. He also had the Shack Model I, with full 64K memory and a "hard drive" that was a huge device that sounded like a jet taking off as it spun up.

He had the light pen, and a program that displayed options for crust, size, ingredients of a pizza. The computer would dial the pizza place. The artificial larynx (Speak & Spell, Stephen Hawking) would place the order. Pretty slick.

I should add, he modified the kit so instead of sixteen lines of 64 characters each in b&w, his had a full 16-color CGA of twenty-four lines of 80 chr each (wasn't it?). It displayed a bit oddly, filling in the 16*64 first and then painting the rest of the screen, but it worked.

Those were the days.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (C8pEi)

199 For the Gentlemen of Culture:

Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.

https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)

200
Braenyard,

That needs to stop.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:35 PM (/QHx4)

201 Google AI sez "the mayor of New York City is required to be a resident and domiciliary of New York City. To hold the office, the mayor must maintain a fixed, permanent, and principal home within the five boroughs of the city."

'Domiciliary' is a cool word. I think it must mean 'house hair adjacent' in some classic language.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

202 200
Braenyard,

That needs to stop.

Posted by: four seasons
---

It get worse...

Just days ago, McKinney City Council voted 7-0 to approve a major new Islamic center complex on 5.5 acres, complete with a 15,000-square-foot sanctuary, classroom building, and gym. Residents packed the meeting past midnight. More than 150 people spoke.

An Iranian Christian refugee who fled Sharia law stood up and warned the council: "I'm a Sharia law survivor from Iran, an I'm here to tell you, this is a dangerous ideology you're allowing in the country."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:37 PM (pMmVV)

203 The visit included a tour, lunch from halal food trucks, observation of midday prayer, and a presentation. Students were even provided scarves. A CAIR Houston representative spoke to them about their "rights as Muslim students and allies."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)

"Halal food trucks". Serving goats buggered two counties away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (1z8ji)

204 199 For the Gentlemen of Culture:

Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.

https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Mone

Heh! I like it! Decent editing job.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (sAmhv)

205 Had the 1987 IBM PCII. No hard drive, dual floppy disc drives. I think 64K RAM. Booted up with Windows 1.0. Just tossed those floppies. Had a 1 on 1 basketball game with Jordan versus Byrd. Graphics were baby blue and pink. If you timed the space bar they could dunk.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 11:39 PM (R86kT)

206 Neato. I love hearing new bands.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Norwegian prog-metal group. Been around since 2001. They've had kind of an Opeth-like trajectory; started heavier, went lighter and more prog, now drifting heavier again.

Early heavier stuff; Not Even A Name:
https://youtu.be/5u-Gj4NGWAI

Later lighter stuff; On Hold:
https://youtu.be/8jZddRE_iHg

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

207
Lol gp

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:41 PM (/QHx4)

208
If the students were taken to a Christian church the parents might sue the school.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:42 PM (/QHx4)

209
The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"

What was Franklin's take on that again?

The problem isn't Flock.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)

There was a time not that long ago when you would need a surveillance team on a 24 hour stake out to keep tabs on people this way. Imagine a world where each person is under that kind scrutiny all the time. Seems nuts, but here we are. The East Germans would be shocked at how easy it is.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (r7+Q7)

210 He lives at the Domiciliarium.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (pMmVV)

211 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, didn't know if you caught my reply — to your post-surgery advice from last night —
on the Mangione thread comment #150
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420958#c42683422
Short form: Thanks.💓

Time for me to shower and snuggle down to clean sheets, per doctor's orders. Have to be at the hospital at 6am. An hour's drive from home. At least it won't be up to 100℉ yet that early. Hoping no more than two nights stay at the Healing Hotel.

Leaving the laptop at home. Probably won't be commenting much this weekend. Don't y'all start a riot without me.

https://youtu.be/ZnD2lCCuecE

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - hooray for modern anesthetics at August 13, 2026 11:45 PM (C8pEi)

212
I hate the words community and inclusive.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)

213 210 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

214 >>Imagine a world where each person is under that kind scrutiny all the time.
-------

This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)

215
Best Wishes mindful!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:47 PM (/QHx4)

216
Flock cameras and data centers, life is good.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (/QHx4)

217 Garret! Why did it have to be garret??

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (iVkAA)

218 Marco Rubio outed by wife. Enjoy!

https://youtube.com/shorts/kznx1ysC7lc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (qx7Zg)

219 Remember nurse's advice and take an extra pillow.
Be well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (pMmVV)

220
This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?

If you're not a fan of data centers then you are a tool of Xi!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (Cqx++)

221 Oh gosh!
Good evening good ol' pals!❣️

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (hJKeX)

222 Howdy, COMM!

*sends margarita to wobbly table for you*

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

223
Hi Marie!

We can spy on you now with the Flock cameras and data centers.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (/QHx4)

224 Prank calls:
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

225 Travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut.

What's he got against sauerkraut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)

226 Big love JQ! Thanks darlin' !

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (hJKeX)

227 Travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut.

What's he got against sauerkraut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)

Have you tried negotiating with a sauer kraut? It's unpleasant.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (qx7Zg)

228 Putin visited the Kuril islands for the first time ever.

Lit up Sanae Takaichi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (pMmVV)

229
Sauerkraut, sliced apples and some kind of sausages baked together is good eating.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (/QHx4)

230 Travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut.

What's he got against sauerkraut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)

RFK, Jr. responded with a meme of Rubio riding a flying pop tart, showing his travel arrangements. Rubio responded that it was fake news - his favorite is cherry.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:57 PM (qx7Zg)

231 Have you tried negotiating with a sauer kraut? It's unpleasant.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
--

He could pass little bowls of it around the negotiation table.
They all could enjoy our gift to them.
It could be kosher and halal at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:59 PM (pMmVV)

232
And the smell will always be with them. Memories.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)

233 Happy Thursday Horde.

Best wishes tomorrow and the days that follow, mindful.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (ibDUx)

234 Odd question, but it came up in conversaion today. Do any of you over-29'ers remember the goat man?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (XeU6L)

235 Pop tarts are just one more food product that the bean-counters ruined! The "pastry" used to be light and flaky. Now, just cardboard-like. Less fruit filling, thin smear of sugar & water icing.. bleh.

Sorry, Marco-- you're on your own with those! But at least you can afford them, right?

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

236 If I saw an unclaimed cooler full of sauerkraut, I'd be tempted to stick my bare feet in there, and squish. YOLO.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:02 AM (Jr5Lq)

237 I ran across a video of some pink haired chick saying "You should all be worried about ICE because if you aren't being impacted now soon you will!" and I assumed she would go on a rant on how ICE is deporting citizens or something as I've seen the left make these false claims.

Oh now she does it in a different direct...

"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"

Lady this is WHAT I voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:04 AM (sKqQm)

238

Mike,

I remember some legend in SC about a goat man.

Don't know if that is what you are talking about.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (/QHx4)

239 > 224 Prank calls:
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

Yeah, that one is a classic.

One of our favorites:

Grocery store.

"Do you have Dad's root beer?"
"Yes"
"You better give it back or he's gonna kick your ass."
Click.

Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)

240 Snack sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)

241 We have constant monitoring because the alternative would be dealing permanently with the 1% that cause most of the crime in America.

If we went back to executions and long prison terms like we had in the 50s we'd have the crime rates of the 50s.

But the government isn't interested in that. So instead they offer endless monitoring that only ever results in them telling us "we were monitoring that killer before he killed. And its a good thing we were monitoring him because otherwise, uh, well, he would have killed people without us monitoring him first!"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (sKqQm)

242

12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)

243 I remember some legend in SC about a goat man.

Don't know if that is what you are talking about.

Posted by: four seasons
------

That would be him. Pretty well known in the SE, but claimed 50 states of travel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)

244 The Goat Man:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ches_McCartney

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:10 AM (XeU6L)

245 In high school in the mid 70s we used a teletype to use the local colleges DEC computer to program in Dartmouth BASIC. We guessed a rival high school’s password (they used the acronym for the name of their school district) and pranked them. I put FORTRAN programs up and compiled them. They worked, but were removed by college administrators. We were supposed to use BASIC. In college I got a Heathkit H8 computer and used it throughout college, even wrote my dissertation on it in a cobbled together word processor I made that even printed my dissertation with equations: subscript, superscript, Greek characters, you name it. Used a daisy wheel printer, professional looking output. When I got to my post doc with the Navy (wound up with NRL) everyone got a System 7 Mac to write papers with. I still used my H8 at home. Remember finally finishing Adventure: Colossal Cave one night on the H8 early in my career with my university where I had been hired after my postdoc. Still have the H8, haven’t fired it up in years. That’s a 1978 motherboard!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:11 AM (ZVgZ4)

246
Mike,

Hubby grew up in SC. He and his family have lots of legend stories, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (/QHx4)

247 Good night, Horde. Love you all and I will always be in your corner.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)

248
Hug Robert!

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:13 AM (/QHx4)

249 Night, BC!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

250 Good night, Horde. Love you all and I will always be in your corner.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

* looks over shoulder *

OK, not literally. After all the Flock discussion, I was worried.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov)

251 212
I hate the words community and inclusive.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)

So there's a bullshit commercial on here showing a dude dipnetting claiming that somehow Sen. Sullivan is decimating the salmon population, which of course, he is not. The dude says dipnetting is his only way of supporting his family and his COMMUNITY.

It is illegal to sell dipnetted salmon, or to take more than the family limit, so what is he saying here, exactly?

Fuckwad.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)

252 Still have the H8, haven’t fired it up in years. That’s a 1978 motherboard!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
-------

I have, and use a Tandy M100, and M102.Reason? BASIC in ROM, and, RS232. I still have some RS232 instruments, and it's the work of a few minutes to collect and record data. Moreover, both of those computers will operate 26 hrs. on 4 AA's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)

253
Mike,

I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.

I think something about a lizard dude.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (/QHx4)

254 I made a batch of jalapeno poppers today. Will get together with lil bro and nephew tomorrow for party.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)

255 242

12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)

I mowed dad's yard for years. Payment was one seriously cold beer. From the time I was 12, that is. Before that, it was gratis.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:19 AM (PO1sc)

256
Hubby grew up in SC. He and his family have lots of legend stories, lol.

Posted by: four seasons
--------

I encountered the guy once, I was probably 10 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:20 AM (XeU6L)

257
tcn,

So many people buy into that shit. It is crazy.

I cringe when i see the word community. The first four letters say it all. Comm. ies.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:22 AM (/QHx4)

258 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM

Tribes here, will sell their "catch" regardless of laws. Also, they can hunt any time of year and waste all but the backstrap, without any penalty.

It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)

259 You can check to see if they have flocked your tag at
haveibeenflocked.com

Tried my tag: no I have not. Local college town that I retired from is full of them. Does not seem to be at county level, but rather everywhere in smallish county seat, the college town. If you want to see where the cameras are or report one you can use:

deflocktheusa.com/the-map/

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (ZVgZ4)

260
https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Monet

===============

That was fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XJ22o)

261 I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.

I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.

I think something about a lizard dude.

Posted by: four seasons

Posted by: four seasons
-------
I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

--------
'I think something about a lizard dude.' Could be ThomTillis.

Anyhow, The Brown Mountain Lights. And then, up in WV, Moth Man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XeU6L)

262 Trump signed a national security memorandum directing the U.S. Navy to remove the electromagnetic catapult system (EMALS) from Gerald R. Ford-class carriers and revert to traditional steam catapults.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (pMmVV)

263 Was thinking it was much later

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (Ia/+0)

264
Thanks Nemo

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (/QHx4)

265 {{{DDS}}}
So lovely to see you girl! I'll be in touch😋!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:26 AM (hJKeX)

266
Urban legend tales are fun. Who knows, some could be true.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)

267 Tribes here, will sell their "catch" regardless of laws. Also, they can hunt any time of year and waste all but the backstrap, without any penalty.

It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)

Oh, yeah, we dipnet while the Natives use set nets, outside the limits, and haul in every damned thing. They also camp in the parking lot, which is illegal, but nobody says boo to them because, Native.

Poor put-upon Natives. When will they ever achieve equity?

*spit*

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (PO1sc)

268 Hi, Debby! Didn't see ya up there... until COMM pointed you out.

Nightcap?

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)

269 Last week, I posted the taglines from real popup ads I received every time I visited AoS or hit the refresh button. I thought they were funny! Crepe skin (Not A Moisturizer!), etc.

I quit for 2 reasons:

1) For unknown reasons, the popup ads stopped appearing-- completely. I was getting hundreds every night, then... nothing. night. No idea what went right.

2) One of the mods (presumably) started removing my popup ad posts. I don't go to the trouble of typing just to have my posts disappeared. Again, I thought the popup ads were so off-the-wall that they were funny.

Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (RCjYY)

270
Skip,

Do you ever get enough sleep? I don't see how you keep going.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (/QHx4)

271 There's supposed to be some kind of cryptid/monster in Iliamna Lake (which you probably haven't heard of, even though it's the seventh largest lake in the US, and bigger than the Great Salt Lake).

Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)

272
mnw,

Yep, some are hilarious.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4)

273 271 There's supposed to be some kind of cryptid/monster in Iliamna Lake (which you probably haven't heard of, even though it's the seventh largest lake in the US, and bigger than the Great Salt Lake).

Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)

I have always maintained the Iliamna Lake Monster is caused by... excessive alcohol intake.

Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier..... creepiest place I ever broke into as a teenager.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)

274 > Fuckwad.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)

I'm about to call fuckwad on all their houses. At this point I'd seriously consider voting for anyone who pledged to not send me any more junk mail.

The mailboxes are small here, and lately mine has been stuffed almost every day with those cardboard flyers. At least have the couth to send me a fake letter, guys. As it is, you're giving me the same vibe as "Renewal by Anderson" window ads.

Fortunately there's a large trash can right by the mailboxes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (IG3/x)

275 Urban legend tales are fun. Who knows, some could be true.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)

I wonder if some of them were perpetuated by parents and teachers to deter HS teens from parking in remote, unlit areas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:34 AM (wVcYX)

276 What’s wrong with the EMAG catapults?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ZVgZ4)

277 haveibeenflocked sez I have not been surveilled. There are flock cams in my nabe, so I'm surprised I'm not in there.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

278

The neighbors here with the sprinklers running during a drought.

I would love if the horses in the next block got loose and ate all their lawns.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)

279 {{{COMM}}} so good to see you!!!

Hi JQ, yes on the night cap, I would wish you a happy jalapeno party, but I am afraid of what that may mean in the Urban Dictionary.

Good night, BC.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ibDUx)

280 https://destinationsunknown.com/
travel-directory/buckner-building/

Take out the space.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (PO1sc)

281 High comedy at the Peon Shop today. Found a mouse nest, made of shredded Kleenex, in one drawer of the big black roller cabinet. Cleaned it out with the shop vac. Opened the wrench drawer. There was the mouse! I grabbed can of brake cleaner and soaked it down, thinking the alcohol/pentane might knock it out. It seemed stunned, but still mobile. Grabbed a barbecue lighter, and flicked it. Whole drawer bursts into flame, mouse included. Mouse scramble to back of drawer, over the wall, and is lost in the bowels of the toolbox. I close wrench drawer, hoping to smother the fire. It does not go out, just shrinks to a flickering blue flame. Grabbed the stinger for the MIG welder, opened the tank valve, and wafted CO2 gas over the flames, and finally extinguished them. Damage limited to a melted spot in the foam drawer liner. Mouse did not appear in any of the other drawers; probably dead underneath the bottom drawers. I put out some poison bait bars, anyway.

I hate meeses to pieces!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)

282 >> For the Gentlemen of Culture:

That reminded me of a "mashup" of Ann-Margret's famous Bye Bye Birdie dance scene to some song I can't remember. But alas, I can't find it on the Tube of Ewe. It was better that the original music.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)

283 275

Good advice.

There have been quite a number of infamous Lovers Lane killers.

Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (RCjYY)

284 Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier..... creepiest place I ever broke into as a teenager.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)

Haunted by drunken teenagers?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)

285 We got no Flock up here. I can't imagine anyone putting up with those for any length of time. I should think a shotgun would take care of the issue before long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (PO1sc)

286
Count,

It did not deter us when we were growing up, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)

287 *Chivas for Debby*

Oh, man-- I dgf what Urban Dick'nary has to say anymore.

JALAPENO PARTY!!!

There. I said it out loud. Whatevs. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

288 I would love if the horses in the next block got loose and ate all their lawns.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)

Can you get moles on Amazon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)

289
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (/QHx4)

290 Haunted by drunken teenagers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)

Honey, going there drunk would be a death wish. We weren't drunk, just reckless. Not the same thing, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (PO1sc)

291 I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, ick... you'll smell it in another day or two, I reckon.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)

292 haveibeenflocked sez I have not been surveilled. There are flock cams in my nabe, so I'm surprised I'm not in there.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

It doesn’t mean your plate hasn’t been read, it has. It means no one has used the system to look for you.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (ZVgZ4)

293 I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)

At least the fire would have killed the mousey smell. But man, you are going to light your place on fire lighting up mobile mice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)

294 > I have always maintained the Iliamna Lake Monster is caused by... excessive alcohol intake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)

Yeah, could be. OTOH, the lake is big/deep enough and close enough to Bristol Bay that it's not out of the realm of possibility for some large marine life to wander in there from time to time.

> Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier.....

Never been in, but you're right about the creepy vibe.

It's like a good/evil twin situation there with the Begich Towers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (IG3/x)

295 223
No Flocks here...not on my mountain....I can probably take em out, iff you know what I mean....😛

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (hJKeX)

296
LolMarie

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (/QHx4)

297 > High comedy at the Peon Shop today.

Good thing you lost out on that surplus nuke on eBay, eh?

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)

298 It did not deter us when we were growing up, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)

Yeah, it added some mystery and excitement and the thought of possible danger to the hormone-fueled biological imperative.

Look! No bloody hook hand left hanging from the car's door handle! Yay!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (wVcYX)

299 At least the fire would have killed the mousey smell. But man, you are going to light your place on fire lighting up mobile mice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)

I don't think Sparky got out of the roller cabinet. It's steel, and has a bottom in it. I checked all the other drawers, numerous times, and no mouse to be found. I expect there is a dead mouse behind or below the bottom drawers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)

300 "It doesn’t mean your plate hasn’t been read, it has. It means no one has used the system to look for you."

I'll try feeding it some other plates and see if it ever registers a hit.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (Jr5Lq)

301 Something about salty water and copper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (pMmVV)

302 Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)

Yeah. Got sniped by some A-hole in Iran.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (1z8ji)

303
I think most of us have been someplace that feels eerie.

You just know something is there.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)

304 I always just assumed the scary stories were so you could pretend to hear something and have your frightened date grab on to you.

I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)

305 Whittier has to be the weirdest community in southcentral AK. It's really no damned where, hard to get to, through a long tunnel, and only when the train isn't using that tunnel. It has no less than three high rise buildings, but fewer people than most tiny towns. No grocery store, but a ferry terminal that gets used about twice a year, lots of fishermen in season, but just about nobody there in the winter. Just... odd. Particularly for Alaska.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)

306 We had Goat Man Road where I grew up. It was where all the teens went to make out. Got my first kiss there.

Funny story - the guy that I was dating at the time had never kissed a girl, either. So we kinda looked at each other. He asked if I knew what to do. I said no. He said he didn't, either.

So he said he would ask his older brother how to go about it, and we agreed to go out again the next week and try it out. Which we did. Over and over. Fun times.

We were good kids, though - both of us went to our respective spouses as virgins (I always figured that with my luck I would end up pregnant the first time I had unmarried sex, and I didn't want to have to tell the parental units that their innocent little girl wasn't quite so innocent 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (SRRAx)

307 AOP, don't you have a shop cat? He (or she) is slacking!

My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*

But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

308 Went to the destinationunknown website to have a look at this Buckner Building. Definite Overlook Hotel vibes. I can see why you wouldn’t want to be drunk if you broke in. I don’t know why you would want to break in, except on a dare.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)

309 A local golf course decided to eliminate the ground squirrels infesting it by squirting propane into the burrows and igniting it.

It was working great, until a flaming squirrel dashed out of its hole and ran into the dry weeds next to the course.

They had one heck of a grass fire to put out.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 12:48 AM (wn3L+)

310 TiFW

Good to see you posting.

Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (RCjYY)

311
Lol Idaho

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)

312 I did not work on the dune buggy body today. But I did assemble and pre-wire a line of three boxes for my ceiling lights in the big shop, and got the whole mess screwed to the ceiling. I broke a brand new porcelain lampholder when I tightened down too hard on one of the screws. Time to quit for the day, and I did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (1z8ji)

313 307 AOP, don't you have a shop cat? He (or she) is slacking!

My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*

But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

I very much recommend a terrier. Much easier to live with, and in our case, Louie was a dedicated mouser. And rabbit hunter. And gopher hunter. And occasionally a phantom-in-the-old-cornshucks hunter. He killed everything alive in the old farmhouse we bought and remodeled. And was cuddly at night.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (PO1sc)

314 > Whittier has to be the weirdest community in southcentral AK.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)

As far as the physical situation, I agree.

When it comes to people, though, I'm gonna have to go with Girdwood. There's a reason they call it Girdweird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)

315 tcn in AK -

Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)

316 I don’t know why you would want to break in, except on a dare.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)

Teenage rite of passage. I still get shivers thinking about it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:52 AM (PO1sc)

317 I have a house cat, Tigger. But she is not a shop cat. Accomplished mouser, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (1z8ji)

318 When it comes to people, though, I'm gonna have to go with Girdwood. There's a reason they call it Girdweird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)

Oh hell, it's just a bunch of old worn out hippies. Have to keep them somewhere, and Girdwood seems a good enough place for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (PO1sc)

319
Years ago we were in Estes Park and went to the Overlook Hotel. We did not stay there, just went to see it.

It felt creepy after seeing The Shining. I thought Jack was going to jump out, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (/QHx4)

320 I always just assumed the scary stories were so you could pretend to hear something and have your frightened date grab on to you.

I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)

After 'running out of gas'.

See Michael Jackson's Thriller, for instance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (wVcYX)

321 > Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter?

They're Cold War Army rush jobs meant to guard the ice-free port at Whittier so stuff could be offloaded from ships and loaded on the train.

It's probably surprising they're still standing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)

322 315 tcn in AK -

Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)

The Buckner Building was built during the Cold War as a self-contained facility, so yeah, that was the idea. I think the Begich Towers work sorta that way, it's all condos although some of them are relet, so that people who fish out of Whittier have somewhere to shack up. No idea why else you would live there, unless you run the tunnel or the ferry terminal. But, when you drive in, you bring whatever you need, because there really is nowhere to buy groceries or necessities. There is a pretty good ice cream joint, but only during the summer. I have no idea who lives there year around. Not many.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (PO1sc)

323
262 Trump signed a national security memorandum directing the U.S. Navy to remove the electromagnetic catapult system (EMALS) from Gerald R. Ford-class carriers and revert to traditional steam catapults.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM

-------

At least the existence of the US electromagnetic system motivated the Chinese to attempt to copy it for their brand new, non-functional aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (azNOR)

324 We had a squirrel that got down our chimney and was trapped in the fireplace, hubs resolved the matter by lighting a huge fire in there to smoke him out after he scrambled up when the flue was opened. That squirrel was overcome by the smoke and dropped down into the flames and was cremated. If it was a dessert it would have been squirrel jubilee. Two days later hubs was up on the ladder repairing the chimney cage, I miss my handyman.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)

325 Once upon a time, we had 2 cats that were sisters. One of them was absolutely useless as a mouser - we dropped her right on top of one that we had cornered; she looked at us like "What?". She was a sweetie, though.

Her sister, on the other hand, loved to play with the mousies before disposing of them. She even brought one up on our bed late one night so that we could join in the festivities.

I have never jumped so far and so fast in my life....😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)

326 https://www.begichtowers.com/

Just... odd.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:00 AM (PO1sc)

327 I had a "visit" from a long dead friend in a dream last night. She died young of a protracted illness. So full of life. The kind of girl you couldn't even imagine ever being dead - and she was gone. Most of my life she's been gone.

This is the second time ever I was given a task to complete in a dream before a dead loved one showed up to shoot the shit with me. So weird.

In this case I was looking through documents in boxes. It's almost like the task comes along to keep me engaged and "in it". I have since researched and seen similar reports in what seem like "visit" dreams. I embraced her and then she had to go. I couldn't hold on but the dream world stayed which is very different from how lucid dreams go. Those vanish entirely. I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)

328 I have a house cat, Tigger. But she is not a shop cat. Accomplished mouser, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ah. Thought you'd mentioned a cat at some point. Couldn't remember if indoor or outdoor, and so figured "shop" based on your many busy posts.

My Cat is full-time outdoor. Neighbors got him from the "barn cat" shelter program, but he decided my place was more welcoming after they later adopted a dog. (shrug)

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

329 I have never jumped so far and so fast in my life....😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)

Louie the terrier used to bring us offerings of baby rabbits or the odd squirrel. He always looked quite dejected when I disposed of his various vermin. I think he would have preferred I slap them on the grill.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:05 AM (PO1sc)

330 Some of the residents may be railroad people who need a place to crash at the end of a run.

The late Mrs. Borgia and I bought our first place as a married couple (a condo) from an airline pilot who was running a deal like that. He had it full of beds (no doubt quite illegally) and was renting 'em to other pilots who wanted to pocket most of the cash from their per diem.

He got switched to another route so he sold it off to us.

This was long before AirBnB was a thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (IG3/x)

331 I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM

I have dreams like that sometimes too. Parents, grandparents, late BF... and the whole day is just *surreal* afterward.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)

332 I couldn't hold on but the dream world stayed which is very different from how lucid dreams go. Those vanish entirely. I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)

I lost my BFF in first grade to a brain tumor. Linda Austin. She was amazing in every way. When she lost her hair, mom let me shave my head to be in solidarity with her.

She died when she was nearly 7 years old. Not a day goes by when I don't offer up a prayer for her. Sometimes I dream of her as well. I don't think I can quite summon up her face when awake, but I seem to know her immediately when I'm asleep.

It isn't weird. It is confirmation of love. Don't be sad. Be very, very happy at being blessed by a personal visit after the fact.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:08 AM (PO1sc)

333 The neighbor across the hall was working on the Slope doing 7-12s, two on, two off (7 days a week, 12 hours a day, two weeks on, two weeks off).

For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)

334 My Cat is full-time outdoor. Neighbors got him from the "barn cat" shelter program, but he decided my place was more welcoming after they later adopted a dog. (shrug)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

Speaking of dogs, I drove past a house in Elnora yesterday that had a sign on the fence: "Free Puppies". If the sign is still there week, maybe I will take a look.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (1z8ji)

335 I still wake up occasionally thinking I hear my mom yelling at me to get up and get ready for school.

Then I come awake and remember.

Sad, yeah.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (IG3/x)

336 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:08 AM (PO1sc)

Thanks, tcn. I'm sorry. Would you believe my friend's name is... Linda.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (vE0+H)

337 Having just a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell gives you a clue about the traffic pattern in the Afterlife.

Posted by: Aaron Guzman at August 14, 2026 01:13 AM (1qhmw)

338 Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah the day was kind of like that. What I find interesting because I of course like psychology, is my brain can conjure a perfect 100% accurate picture of her as I knew her in a dream. Effortlessly. Even in my mind's eye.

But the woman I was talking to, although I recognized her as her, did not 100% look like her. Maybe 91%. I draw portraits of women, so yes it was 91%.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (vE0+H)

339 Thanks tcn, that is a nice perspective, I don't feel haunted by such dreams but I do feel different the next day.

{{{Theresa}}} good to see you and you are making me laugh out loud tonight.

JQ, I've never had a cat, but my SIL always mentioned the green stuff left on her doormat in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (ibDUx)

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