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Peak Cultural Enrichment: Muslim-Dominated City Council of Hamtramck, Michigan, Votes to Permit Animal Sacrifice in People's Backyards, Over Objections of Non-Muslim Minority

Of course. Of course.

Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city

After months of debate, the city council has voted to allow the practice of animal sacrifice, for religious purposes, in Hamtramck.

The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.

This is the media, so they're lying to you (of course). The case they're talking about is the Santaria animal sacrifice case.

The court did not find that people had a right to sacrifice animals. It found only that a law specifically passed to block a religious minority (Santaria) from sacrificing animals was a violation of the right to free exercise of religion.

In other words, it is perfectly legal to generally ban animal sacrifice, or the slaughter of animals outside of a slaughterhouse and apply that law to religious minorities. The Supreme Court only said you cannot ban something specifically to thwart the practice of a religion.

Presumably, slaughtering animals is already illegal in Michigan (except in licensed slaughterhouses) or else they wouldn't have had to pass an ordnance permitting it.

So they're lying to you, as usual, giving it the "what's the big deal, the Supreme Court decided this in 1993 already" treatment.

But it's a lie. And either these "expert journalists" can't be bothered to look up a major Supreme Court case, or did look it up, and chose to consciously lie to readers to convince them this is No Big Deal.


The act of animal sacrifice is often practiced among Muslims during Eid.

"Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty," a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting.

"Really ridiculous catastrophic resolution," another one said. "If it's not passed then we are ready to take it to courts for religious rights because it is constitution."

English speaker fluency level: Beyond native.

In fact, there's already work-around for Muslims: They can just pay a butcher to slaughter an animal at the bucher-shop.

But they're whining that that's not good enough.

They want the Caliphate to exist here in America:


Many Muslims pay a butcher to perform the religious sacrifice but for some families, it's just not practical.

"A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.


The rule of Allah-mandated colonization only goes in one direction, naturally:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




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1 LOL!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (W4Mfe)

3 There's some I'd like to sacrifice

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (Ydd86)

4 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (cpFbA)

5 Well, that'll really cut down on all those "found" pets postings on Nextdoor, won't it. /spits

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (UixuB)

6 Colonizers assemble!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)

7 There went the separation of church and state. And I don't mean Henry VIII.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (wxsGM)

8 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.


I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)

9 I hope the UAW type, working class voter in MI understands what's on the line here. Do they want to lose their country over ancient political party tribalism?

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (eIzlH)

10 They're eating the pets!

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (MWfyi)

11 Checks notes: call to prayer, hijabs, burquas, halal foos regulations, blasphemy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (wxsGM)

12 I don't know of any place that allows you to raise chickens that also makes it illegal to wring their necks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)

13 "Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty," a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting.
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He followed up by asserting "The fastest way to clean this city up would be by deporting every last one of these Islamonazis."

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (TN0g+)

14 Well the Michigan AG (while a POS) is a Jew that is afraid to go to her own party's convention. So I'm sure she'll swoop in real quick and nix this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

15 There went the separation of church and state. And I don't mean Henry VIII.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

There is no separation of mosque and state you racist.

Posted by: Idiot Leftists Standing in Line Waiting to be Beheaded at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (bPFJP)

16 Attention United States Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation Civil Rights Division. Beuller? Beuller?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)

17 Time to call these low IQ deadbeats what they are. Colonists. There's a global campaign afoot, and our country is likely western civilization's last holdout.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (DQcsn)

18 Muzzies are dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people.

And yet, we let them come here.

So this is what you get when you let dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people into your country.

Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (e2lsi)

19 How do they get around the health dept restrictions? Muzzies don't use every part of the animal.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (skcH5)

20
Hey, theie grilling meat just like we infidels do..

Sorry if it is your pet.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (/QHx4)

21 I bet this place has a dense population of Petting Zoos.

Heavy. Petting. Zoos.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (pLPqp)

22 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.


I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)


That was Old Testament.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (/HDaX)

23 12 I don't know of any place that allows you to raise chickens that also makes it illegal to wring their necks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)

And, yet, they don't refer to it as an "animal sacrifice."

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (UixuB)

24 I'd like to thank Ace for my inaugural racist accusation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (wxsGM)

25
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out

And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (pMmVV)

26 I had no idea Santeria was so big in Hamtramck. Those voodoo queens get around.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (2Xqig)

27 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

In the Old Testament, yes. The New Testament contained the only sacrifice that mattered.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (bPFJP)

28 They need those old fashioned hairy boar hogs with tusks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (pMmVV)

29 Michigan, like the WNBA, is unable to fight for its very existence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (xcxpd)

30 Muzzies are dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people.
Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM


The penguins of the hominids?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (0sNs1)

31 "A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.
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I've got a safe space for you, hoss: Baghdad. Fuck off.

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (oqH4h)

32 Leading a tethered goat to an open garage while it's bleating, hanging it and then slicing it's neck to bleed it out, all while neighborhood children watch in horror has been happening for years. I posted an article on aos from Fargo,ND 10 yrs ago.

Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (F3Dlr)

33 The Paris of the Midwest knows what it’s doing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (KGj36)

34 For I desire mercy, not sacrifice, and acknowledgment of God rather than burnt offerings.

Posted by: Hosea 6:6 at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)

35
Howdy neighbor, whatcha grilling?

You bastard, that is one my Spots legs. He's been missing for a few days.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)

36 But throw one firecracker at a Canada Goose and the feds are all over you like stink on Poughkeepsie.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (bX16E)

37 >>>Presumably, slaughtering animals is already illegal in Michigan (except in licensed slaughterhouses) or else they wouldn't have had to pass an ordnance permitting it.

No, that can't be right. I know that Michigan allows hunting, so killing animals is allowed.

Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?

I haven't read the old decision, but it seams like it would be impossible to pass a ban that complies.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (8mulE)

38 By the way, anyone who opposes this is an animal...

Posted by: Hamtramck Sharia Council at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (Jl/ju)

39 I wonder when a new sport of pouring pigs blood across large swarths of property will become a thing?

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+)

40 12 I don't know of any place that allows you to raise chickens that also makes it illegal to wring their necks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
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Yeah but wringing a chicken's neck probably doesn't involve ululating and screaming to your false god while torturing an animal to death with a big knife to please your false god.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

41 England already lets Muslims slaughter human beings on the street. Why not let them slaughter animals as well? Makes logical sense.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)

42 re 32 - it was Bismarck, not Fargo. Story with photo is still available.

Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (F3Dlr)

43 Plenty of hunters in that area I reckon. Maybe a few should field dress a wild hog in their garage with door up.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (bPFJP)

44 They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats

https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA

Posted by: Welcome to Springfield at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)

45 Today was the first day in almost 2 weeks where the smoke was light enough that I could get a mt bike ride in.

Hopefully this break sticks around for another few days.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (pLPqp)

46 When you begin with the analysis that everything they say is a lie to consolidate power, the situation becomes much clearer and more urgent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (JvZF+)

47 Leading a tethered goat to an open garage while it's bleating, hanging it and then slicing it's neck to bleed it out, all while neighborhood children watch in horror has been happening for years. I posted an article on aos from Fargo,ND 10 yrs ago.
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Yup. That's what this is about. Slaughtering goats in Suburbia. Former Suburbia, I guess.

I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)

48 Hey CNN bint. Not your land either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (JvZF+)

49 they should all be arrested and charged for animal cruelty and then kicked out of the country.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)

50 Is this purporting to supersede state law?

Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (PZ7h8)

51 >>I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.


They can get fucked. It's either eat those tenderloins or let them go to waste.

Now...dumping carcasses and offal in the campground, that is a negative.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (pLPqp)

52 I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)


Won't work in a National Forest. I don't think Michigan has juris-mah-diction.
But in a State Park...

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (88C+u)

53 First it was Antelope, Oregon, then it was Hamtramck Michigan. What's next -- Oneida, New York?

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)

54 It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.

Posted by: Change my mind at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (2Ez/1)

55 Leading a tethered goat to an open garage while it's bleating, hanging it and then slicing it's neck to bleed it out, all while neighborhood children watch in horror has been happening for years. I posted an article on aos from Fargo,ND 10 yrs ago.
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM


Is the problem that the goat wasn't boltgunned before the exsanguination? Or just doing it in front of everyone?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (4NO2D)

56 We are right on schedule for human sacrifice. The Left are retardedly predictable.

And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)

57 Part of our problems that we overlook how much of the M. E. was actually taken over my muslims. It was war and jihad, but mostly it was demographic, especially in the mountainous regions. This was a very slow process taking centuries, but some valleys had muslims, and some Christians or other groups.

They specifically rely on demographic dominance to overwhelm the region before war, and even between wars they try to insert their kind into, or near, Christian villages or valleys and then out breed them so they will have an advantage when the war comes.

What we are seeing in USA is not a new response to new political conditions, it is their same old practice that they have used for centuries, and I am sure they are teaching this in mosques here and at the source countries to encourage people to migrate.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (vyxPb)

58 >>>No, that can't be right. I know that Michigan allows hunting, so killing animals is allowed.

Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?
---

They didn't pass the ordinance to codify it
They passed it to rub your nose in it
_one more step

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pMmVV)

59 I can't wait for Trump to address this, so that the liberals can all go batshit crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (0Htd1)

60 49 they should all be arrested and charged for animal cruelty and then kicked out of the country.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)

And that is a way that would pass SCOTUS scrutiny. Not a ban on animal sacrifice, which would always have a religious component, but on animal cruelty.

Animal cruelty is something that does not hinge on religious beliefs and so can be banned for all.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (8mulE)

61 If I understand it correctly, the "sacrifice" for Eid is to share livestock meat with family, friends, and the poor. Why even bother calling that "sacrifice"? Just say you're butchering a chicken or something.

So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.

No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage

If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.

Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack

> No, but boy did that goat Smack

This.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (K9nu8)

62 Jews no longer sacrifice animals as an offering to God as part of worship. They do it other ways such as prayer, good deeds, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (pOTTH)

63 Wasn't this the plot of "Devil's Advocate"?

Posted by: Bunsen Honeydew at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (KqauX)

64 And our demise continues. What activities are against sharia law in a community center???


Jonathan Choe
@choeshow
·
6h
NEW: Seattle taxpayers are helping build a “Sharia-compliant” community center.
The city is also paying for “transgender refugees.”
Now you know why Seattle is facing a budget shortfall of nearly $500 million.

Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
·
7h
🚨YOUR TAX DOLLARS:

Seattle gave $575,000 to help build a 12,000-square-foot community center the CITY itself described as “SHARIA-COMPLIANT.”

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (kX27y)

65 Hamtramck used to be a nice community of Polish Americans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (0Htd1)

66 I like nothing about Islam, but I've been to Greek Easter were a sheep was slaughtered. Damn good food

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 06:02 PM (xCuiu)

67
From: if you don't buy this magazine we'll shoot this dog

To: we'll shoot this dog

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)

68 I'm also seeing "No Game Retrieval" signs in some NF areas. The internet is a bit ambiguous on what this means, I can't figure it out.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (t9gtU)

69 Do the Musselmen do a burnt offering? Or just a wave offering thing?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)

70 Then once in a village, they "claim" the land with their towers and insane rantings 5 times a day. That is not a call to prayer, it is an assertion of dominance.

They also push - constantly push - their laws onto the land they control.

Does anyone doubt that those ragheads on their slave mats 5 times a day bowing to their masters, who insist on doing it near churches, in the street, at work, in airplanes, etc. Does anyone doubt that they were taught to do this as a form of intimidation and dominance?

This is all just blatant conquest.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vyxPb)

71 We are right on schedule for human sacrifice. The Left are retardedly predictable.

And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)

We already have it in 10 states with abortion at birth.

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)

72 If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.
------------

Course not. And even if they did it would be GOOD

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)

73
We will be the burnt offerings if we don't the aholes out of our country.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/QHx4)

74 We already have it in 10 states with abortion at birth.

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)

I mean worse. The Left do not stop until they are.....

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)

75 Is the problem that the goat wasn't boltgunned before the exsanguination? Or just doing it in front of everyone?
Posted by: toby928(c

The problem was it happened at an apartment complex that had a row of parking garages. Children were playing while this large animal was dragged/hanged at the opening of the garage.
Children tend to be protected from the reality that animals are killed for humans to eat. It is terrorizing to allow the slaughter to be done in public. imo

Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (F3Dlr)

76 54 It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind


The Left loves its concept known as "Orientalism" -- the notion that westerners like to fetishize and "exoticize" the east (including the Middle East) and apply western standards to it, because we simply can't understand it with our limited western worldview.

But that's exactly what happened when the West encountered the thing called "Islam." Because we int he West had no word nor any concept to characterize the all-encompassing philosophy/lifestyle/military doctrine/economic system/social conformism/personal control of Islam, we just shrugged and called it a "religion," even though the followers of Islam itself did not think of it as a "religion," but simply "the only allowed way of existing."

That Western "orientalist" mischaracterization of Islam as a religion persists to this day.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Av6i5)

77 Mooselimb sacrifice involves livestock not cats or dogs. I do not know what Santeria sacrifices.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

78 If the Third Temple is ever built, there will be ritual animal sacrifice.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM (qFwJc)

79 Mooselimb sacrifice involves livestock not cats or dogs. I do not know what Santeria sacrifices.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

And gays only want to visit each other in the hospital...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (kLycv)

80 If the Third Temple is ever built, there will be ritual animal sacrifice.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM


*shifty eyes*

Marooo?

Posted by: The Red Heifer at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (4NO2D)

81 77 Mooselimb sacrifice involves livestock not cats or dogs. I do not know what Santeria sacrifices.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball

Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (K9nu8)

82 Islamic Animal sacrifices: Thanksgiving 2.0.

What's next? Call to prayer loudspeakers, Muslim only housing developments governed by Sharia Law, or/and Muslim only foot washing stations in airports to name a few starter cultural takeovers.

Time to fire up the reconquesta.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (JUTN6)

83 The goat is probably relieved for its suffering as a sex-slave to end, and welcomes death.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Av6i5)

84 Are we going to talk about what didn't happen yesterday??? In Texas you can now buy a SBR or suppressor with a regular background check. No more tax stamp or form 4. There are a couple of small details but if I go to the Silencer Shop I can walk out with a suppressor the same day. I didn't try it because I don't have the loose change right now.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM (VCgbV)

85 Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city"


What the actual fuck ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

86 Are we going to talk about what didn't happen yesterday??? In Texas you can now buy a SBR or suppressor with a regular background check. No more tax stamp or form 4. There are a couple of small details but if I go to the Silencer Shop I can walk out with a suppressor the same day. I didn't try it because I don't have the loose change right now.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM


IF your FFL is willing to do in on just a 4473. Silencer Shop literally won the case so they are willing but others aren't going to risk their licenses until things are clearer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)

87 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.

And the Cross ended animal sacrifice. And 70AD made sure that there wasn't a Temple to do animal sacrifice unless God's Message wasn't clear.

If the Muslim savages feel a need for animal sacrifice, they have their own region of the world to do that in. Slaughter away and deal with God's Wrath from thousands of miles away.

This isn't about animal sacrifice. Its about colonization and conquering.

The depressing part is that the former United States no longer has the ability to slay its dragons, but instead wants to mate with the dragons.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (U4c/V)

88 Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (2WIwB)

89 Santeria- The religion focuses on building reciprocal relationships with orishas (spirits who serve as intermediaries and guide devotees in daily life) through divination, initiation, mediumship, and animal sacrifice (intended for food and spiritual energy, not malice).

Sacrificing animals for spiritual energy seems pretty malicious to me (and probably the animal).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (K9nu8)

90 So they want to slaughter animals in their backyard or basement and even further enshitify what is almost certainly an already enshitified town?

Meh. If Muslims want to wallow in offal and rats then have at it. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

I feel bad for the animals but meh.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (yTXpW)

91 From the Star Tribune, Rochelle Olson, Trump Hater. MN is toast - who cares about the fraud when you've got Trump to deal with:
-----------------
On primary night, Flanagan showed a promising pivot toward the fall campaign, all but calling Tafoya “MAGA Michele” from the First Avenue stage.
It was pitch perfect.

Minnesota’s fraud is a stain that requires systemic correction. But the scope and reach of Trump’s self-enrichment and ransacking of the federal government continue to obliterate on a daily basis anything that has happened here.

If elected, I’d expect Tafoya to support most of Trump’s actions just as the Republicans in the state’s congressional delegation have done. Unless Tafoya, and Demuth as well, acknowledge and call out Trump’s historic grift, they should get no traction with voters.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (kX27y)

92 The law requires notification.

That will be ignored by and for Muslims.

The law requires it be clean and humane.

That will be ignored by and for Muslims but used to prohibit Santeria and other religions and pseudo-religions like putative Satanists.

Ultimately, it is a license for Muslims only.

Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (7jMef)

93
Since Ace posted this thread i am getting ads for free puppies up for "adoption."

Hmmmmm

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (/QHx4)

94 I just pulled up the picture of their current city council: 7 of the 9 should be deported.

That's how you end up with these wastelands--7 of the 9 have nothing to offer but their intention to ruin our country by changing it to resemble the hellholes they came from.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (TN0g+)

95 Next will be child marriage added to the list

Actually probably already doing that

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

96 95 Next will be child marriage added to the list

Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
——

[very scared look on face]

— Goats

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:14 PM (yTXpW)

97 That's how you end up with these wastelands--7 of the 9 have nothing to offer but their intention to ruin our country by changing it to resemble the hellholes they came from.

Posted by: Crusader
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If they want to practice 'ol' time religion' two can play that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 06:15 PM (pMmVV)

98
It's "catastrophic" if they can't slaughter a lamb in their back yard?

How have they been surviving until now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)

99 The parade of weirdos the Democrats continue to put in front of the normies seems to be endless.

At what point do they conclude that this is who the Democrats are.

Wait until they see Marxist p3do Scott Weinstein or Maoist CCP shill Connie Chan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)

100 Weiner not Weinstein (damn autocorrect)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)

101 If I understand it correctly, the "sacrifice" for Eid is to share livestock meat with family, friends, and the poor. Why even bother calling that "sacrifice"? Just say you're butchering a chicken or something.

So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.

No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage

If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.

Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack

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Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (bPFJP)

102 96 95 Next will be child marriage added to the list
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
——

[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu8)

103 No, but boy did that goat Smack

Must have been internally basted with Arab semen.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (xE0sV)

104 Isn’t the Passover Lamb a ritual sacrifice?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

105 Jews and Christians are civilized.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (vE0+H)

106 What's the problem with sacrificing a goat from two blocks over?

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)

107 Pssssst,....Hey PETA.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

108 Isn’t the Passover Lamb a ritual sacrifice?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.

Not a sacrifice per se

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)

109 IF your FFL is willing to do in on just a 4473. Silencer Shop literally won the case so they are willing but others aren't going to risk their licenses until things are clearer.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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there are still some gray areas. You can buy a short barrel for a rifle but you can't put it on without approval, not sure if that has changed. But I can go to some shops and buy a complete SBR now. Texas is on the books not to prosecute possession of a silencer or SBR in Texas but who knows about local government entities. I have only glanced at the ruling so not sure about all the details. I have a friend who was involved in this case that I will see next week. I will get clarification then.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:24 PM (9AdGW)

110 My religion compels me to cut infidel heads off!!

Posted by: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (g47mK)

111 If I saw that, I’m afraid I would be taking the law into my own hands and it wouldn’t be pretty.

In the pass on that left-wing crazy neighborhood blog, which I knew nothing about that someone put up there about some ritual chicken sacrifice in the park by a religious group I went nuts and I said absolutely not. This is America. We don’t do that you do that in your country and I got actually kicked off the site For that.

Probably being run by a left-wing woman or a Muslim. I don’t know but we can not allow this to happen in our country. We do not kill these animals cruelly it’s bad enough we kill them. We are not gonna put them out there and kill them cruelly. Can you imagine None of these people probably know anything about how to sacrifice this animal and a way that it is not cruel this is gotta stop. This is gotta stop and the only ones that I can do it is us

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (nGraA)

112 Praise Allah for these people in Michiganastan.......

Let's sacrifice the neighbor's cat and dog for a BBQ later the afternoon ..........

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (y7IOQ)

113 Every time I hear Santaria I think of the Baron Samedi guy Geoffrrey whatever big black due who laughs like shaitan hisself in the James Bond flick Live and Let Die.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)

114
I'm on the side of locals who say "We don't do things this way," but I don't think a ban is defensible in court.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:28 PM (XJ22o)

115 I see on X that the USDA is supposedly creating networks between halal providers and schools in order to provide halal meals to children. If true, why are we doing this? Better if the tortuous death of the animal that is required in order for the food to be halal is banned instead.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)

116 I've argued a archery-killed deer should be kosher, if all other rules re: it's preparation, are intact.
Kosher animals still must be bled, no?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (q6tQZ)

117 I don't like goat, I don't like m00hamedans

I would prefer to leave them alone however they want conquest. I don't want to be conquered.

Heads on sticks? so be it

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (jrgJz)

118 Isn’t the Passover Lamb a ritual sacrifice?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.

Not a sacrifice per se
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)
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I think a closer example is Kapparot. Also not a sacrifice, but it’s ritual slaughter of an animal. But … the same people praising Muslim animal sacrifice are taking to the streets with pitchforks every Yom Kippur screaming about the savagery of Orthodox Jews killing some chickens.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (yTXpW)

119 I hate that we have to bend over for people that came into the country yesterday. When did that start?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (Dv3i1)

120 Slicing an animal's throat isn't tortuous.
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (q6tQZ)

121 115 I see on X that the USDA is supposedly creating networks between halal providers and schools in order to provide halal meals to children. If true, why are we doing this? Better if the tortuous death of the animal that is required in order for the food to be halal is banned instead.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
These steps have to be taken for musloms to take over Says so in the book.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (LHPAg)

122 I won't shop at halal shops or go to restaurants that advertise as such.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (9AdGW)

123 120 Slicing an animal's throat isn't tortuous.
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY

I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)

124 Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city"

--

"For religious purposes" will balloon into clitorectomies, child brides, killing of infidels. Why not? All of those are also done all in the name of religious purposes, correct?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)

125 120 Slicing an animal's throat isn't tortuous.
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY

I've seen several videos of human prisoners of various military and terrorist groups have their throats slit. The absolute panic and fear in their eyes certainly led me to believe it was tortuous. An animal won't have the fear of anticipation, but once the cutting starts, they're not going to be thrilled.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (K9nu8)

126
Lady,

Correct.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (/QHx4)

127 Carlos Santaria played pretty well.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (Gqar8)

128 "For religious purposes" will balloon into clitorectomies, child brides, killing of infidels. Why not? All of those are also done all in the name of religious purposes, correct?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)
This gal knows the drill.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (LHPAg)

129 Yeah, and in a year there will be an outbreak of bubonic plague in Ham-Tram. Way to go.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (diia5)

130 While I am personally hitting the white wine (whine) after 4 days, all day, of alternating grandkids...it seems the heat of the dog days of August has infected people worldwide at an alarming rate.

I love my grandkids. The baby is easy (well, not yesterday as she wanted to be held vs playing). The 5yr old girl tested what is left of my patience today but I held on to my sanity. Grandson was fine and 8yrs.

Fine until parents arrived to change clothes to meet their new teachers (private school, in uniforms).

I asked the grandson nicely to "please go away" as he was messing with the baby I was quickly feeding a bottle. He then announced that I had been "mean" all day. I wanted to say, "Boy, you don't know what mean is" but did not. Later asked for an example and he grinned and said, "many examples." I told him this was baloney. Yes I was not my sizzling self as I am tired, but I was not mean to anyone. GAH

I could easily have some jihad right now if an eeslam or trans or Jehovah Witless knocked on the door. I am done with humans.

Like fish or visitors apparently my limit is 4 days, solid, of my beloveds vs my sloth serenity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

131 I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)

132 102 96 95 Next will be child marriage added to the list
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
——

[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu
-----------------
And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (kX27y)

133 Minnesota’s fraud is a stain that requires systemic correction. But the scope and reach of Trump’s self-enrichment and ransacking of the federal government continue to obliterate on a daily basis anything that has happened here.

So lowering your taxes, deporting criminals, ending multiple wars, shrinking government, reducing fraud, restoring trust in the institutions (as far as what can possibly be salvaged), reducing inflation, restoring energy independence, removing crippling regulation, fast-tracking the development of new grid scale energy sources, de-weaponizing the federal agencies, while not taking a single dollar of payment from the taxpayers (e.g. donating his entire salary to charity) is "self-enrichment" and "ransacking".

Typical Leftist. Instead of accepting any responsibility for your own failed policies, wholesale looting of the treasury, fighting for foreign invaders to continue to slaughter and rape - just make up lies about Trump. This isn't even DARVO because they don't bother with even Denial just jump straight to Attack.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)

134 I don't practice Santeria

But I'd pop a cap in Sancho

Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)

135 They're eating the cats!
They're eating the dogs!
I shite you not.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (sLoM2)

136 Looks like democracy to me, suckers.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (wxsGM)

137 Typical Leftist. Instead of accepting any responsibility for your own failed policies, wholesale looting of the treasury, fighting for foreign invaders to continue to slaughter and rape - just make up lies about Trump. This isn't even DARVO because they don't bother with even Denial just jump straight to Attack.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)
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Yup and that's true for pretty much all of MPLS and the Duluth area.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (kX27y)

138

beckster,

They do what they what they want. Our laws don't apply to them.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (/QHx4)

139 >>>The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.

Smoked pulled pork is a religion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (6Niep)

140 I hate that we have to bend over for people that came into the country yesterday. When did that start?

--

As soon as the scales in Washington tipped and they began actively seeking out the destruction of the USA, as long as their pockets are getting handsomely fat.

I've faced the fact that elected officials are all on the take, and they're all getting something substantial out of the importation of these animals. Our leaders could not be more corrupt. And it will be our ruination.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (qBdHI)

141 no! Wait! Looks like democracy to me, racists.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (wxsGM)

142 131 I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)
As I'm reading that I'm remembering poor Irynia.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

143 The enemy is inside the gates, and they need to be purged before our next generation is slaughtered.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (CYBB0)

144 Something something Replacement Theory, no, Program, something something.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar8)

145 Disgusting.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (BN8mS)

146 I don't practice Santeria

But I'd pop a cap in Sancho
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)

And Mohammed.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (BN8mS)

147 Iryna Zarutska Day is on August 22nd.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

148 As I'm reading that I'm remembering poor Irynia.
Posted by: Eromero

She's a human, not an animal.
I've got a buddy who's brother bled out from a .22 wound in the femoral. Didn't think it was all that bad, cause it really didn't hurt.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (q6tQZ)

149 Growing up on a farm we butchered a lot of animals. Clean kills.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (Gqar8)

150 And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.

--

I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

151 Funny how the filthy ass-backward 7th century savages will forever proclaim their greatness and supremacy, and unrelentingly take over the highly advanced and successful but irrationally self-loathing soft-handed west.

Posted by: Send them back at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (x1Pr5)

152 Not defending it, guys, just saying it's not quite as bad as you think.
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (q6tQZ)

153 And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.

--

I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

And still won't stop them from getting raped by diseased goatfuckers. Not that there's any rational connection anyway but still.

Posted by: But WE'RE the misogynists at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (x1Pr5)

154 but for some families, it's just not practical.
Israel had a solution for that: band together and do it as a community of families. Exodus 12:3-4.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)

155 I have no problem with the sacrificing of animals. I have a problem with musloms sacrificing animals in my country

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

156 152 Not defending it, guys, just saying it's not quite as bad as you think.
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k
Posted by: MkY

Fair enough, for Kosher.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

157 Roll out the Barrel

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Gqar8)

158 I see stories from Yurp and Ol' Blighty and think, naw, never gonna happen here.

Well, it seems to be happening here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Thinking This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)

159 I have no problem with the sacrificing of animals. I have a problem with musloms sacrificing animals in my country
Posted by: Eromero

Bingo! That's the intentional affront. Like praying in front of City Hall.
Don't you pissants have back yards?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (q6tQZ)

160 Who made me Italian?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)

161 Turn me back!

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)

162 Ahem

Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)

163 147 Iryna Zarutska Day is on August 22nd.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar8)

164 163 147 Iryna Zarutska Day is on August 22nd.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar
So is Ashli Babbitt's murder al well. No justice No peace.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)

165 Ahem
Posted by: The Barrel

I felt dirty, greasy... felt like wearing chains around my neck, like eating canolis, like talking with my hands!
It was terrible!

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (q6tQZ)

166 Of course the Paschal Lamb is a sacrifice: it dies so you can live. Stop looking at the surface and think about the inner meaning. It is also why Jesus is the Lamb of God. Jesus died a sacrificial and substitutionary death so that, if you believe in Him and declare your belief with your mouth, you may live in Heaven with Him forever. He died to pay for your sins (and for mine). We are unworthy of such a sacrifice, but even worse would be to turn down His offer.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

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