WNBA: We Tried to Figure Out What a Woman Is But The Task Is Beyond Our Capabilities.

In fairness -- they're not biologists.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
6h
NEW: The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday.
A WNBA task force met to talk about transgender athletes, according to ESPN.
"Today's meeting covered a wide range of topics, including ongoing discussions on transgender athletes..." the WNBA said in a statement.
"We will continue to engage all league stakeholders in the coming weeks and months."
"We will approach these important conversations thoughtfully and in alignment with the values of our league. There are no immediate eligibility matters affecting the WNBA."
Remarkable. The Women's National Basketball Association needs months to figure out what a woman is.

Amusing video of Enes Kanter working out, with her breasts censored.

EssentiallySports
@ES_sportsnews
The WNBA has officially responded following a virtual task force meeting led by Commissioner Cathy Engelbert.
Addressing both ongoing discussions around transgender athlete eligibility and online harassment directed at players, the league released a statement clarifying its stance:
Key Takeaways From the WNBA Statement:
- No Immediate Changes:
The league confirmed that "there are no immediate
eligibility matters affecting the WNBA," reiterating that current policy (Article XIII) simply states "only players who are women are eligible to play."
- Denouncing Online Abuse:
The WNBA strongly condemned the "continued hate and vitriol directed at players online" and called out "bad-faith efforts to use these topics to demean or marginalize others." - a direct response to recent announcements by former NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring their intention to enter the 2027 WNBA Draft

Wesley Yang pointed out, correctly, that you cannot separate "good faith efforts" to say that intact men can play women's sports from "bad faith efforts" to say intact men can play women's sports because both claims are the exact same claims. There is no difference between a good-faith argument that 2+2=4 and a bad-faith argument that 2+2=4. It's the same claim. The "faith" of the claim doesn't enter into it.

These ugly low-IQ cows say that they won't define a woman, or a trans woman, because that would make them "political pawns."

Of course, WNBA coaches are eager to be political pawns for the trans extremists, wearing t-shirts demanding that "trans" men be allowed to play in girls sports.

They're scrambling to find a way to say both "all transwomen are women and welcome" and also "these motherf***rs ain't welcome here" but that's a task for genuises and these bitches ain't no geniuses.

Royce White, the Stunning and Brave Trans Woman* (*for purposes of playing in the WNBA), impresses me as the most courageous and funny woman I have ever seen.

It came y'all... My 1st wig! Tomorrow I test it on the court. This is my feminine era glow up, did I slay? If y'all don't "yassss queen" you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred, I just want to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. 💅🏽

Royce White for U.S.… pic.twitter.com/I98XCP6TFh
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 9, 2026

Royce White after CNN canceled an interview with him:

“They’re not giving black women a voice.” pic.twitter.com/0bAJEOSIda
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 11, 2026

You must've missed the memo... I talk about all of those topics everyday. Your post is bullying me, I'm a STRONG Black woman and you need to recognize your White cis gender privilege. Why can't you just be happy for me Ed?

Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay https://t.co/AWTb6AqSle
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 10, 2026

The left is claiming that these trans women can't be real trans women because they haven't had trans surgery or chemical castration:

Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
As a progressive, I fully support Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring themselves for the WNBA.
I only ask that they commit to the bit.
Medically transition. Take HRT, take blockers. Show us what your performance looks like when your body is at a deficit of both testosterone and estrogen.
Do this for 2-3 years. Then show up to open tryouts and show us all how well you perform after gaining 30% in fat mass and losing 5% muscle mass.
Go ahead Enes and Royce, chemically transition, or STFU.

The trouble is, of course, that the trannies have insisted that no such medical interventions are needed to "confirm" one's identity as a Proud Trans Kween.

Royce White 🇺🇸
@Highway_30
Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay

This is a great point: I see a lot of Yt men objecting to Kanter and Royce joining the league as the Proud Trans Women they are.

Is this just Racism Straight-Up?

Wesley Yang
@wesyang
4h
Michelle Goldberg wrote a piece in Slate more than a decade ago trying to alert the world to the fact that under the new rules governing gender identity, any man who declares himself to be a woman is entitled to recognition as a woman.
Since then, a few things have happened: 1.) the governing institutions of the Western world have all worked feverishly to inscribe this standard into law and policy, 2.) an army of hundreds of thousands of young people were memed into existence claiming cross-sex identities, only a small minority of whom have medicalized in any way, 3.) the state has promised this army a right to violate sex-based boundaries on the basis of a claim to a cross-sex identity, 4.) while the public somehow remains oblivious to this fact and cynical trans activists and allies lie and say that medicalization is required when it serves their interest to do so.

Wesley Yang
@wesyang
What did y'all think "gender identity" meant? It means that male rapists and murderers can sue the state for entrance to women's prisons and win. It means that the European Court of Human Rights can declare that requiring genital surgery for cross-sex recognition is a human rights violation.
It means that an unfalsifiable, unprovable, non-observable subjective inner state knowable only through self-report becomes the basis for conferring a right to recognition on anyone claiming it and a duty of affirmation of that claim on anyone interacting with anyone claiming that state.
It means that under NY state law, former NBA players who declare themselves to be women can declare themselves to be women and apply for entrance to the WNBA and sue under New York State Human Rights Law, which contains no provision requiring any medicalization or demonstration of "sincerity" on the part of the plaintiff to quality as a "woman," if they are denied entry.

If these Proud Trans Women aren't real Trans Women because they haven't had any medical "confirmation" of their perceived gender -- can we now say the 87-95% of trans "women" who also haven't had such medical "confirmation" are Just Dudes as well?

Because I'll take that deal. (As a first step.)

Great point -- they're trying to craft an air-tight definition of what a "trans woman" supposedly is in order to avoid creating a very basic, common sense definition for what an actual woman is.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
It's kind of amazing that they are now trying to create a specific definition of what a trans person is all in order to avoid having a specific definition of what a biological woman is.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:36 PM

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Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (W4Mfe)

2 Not a biologist

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (LX4y3)

3 I can haz n00ded

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (Sy6m/)

4 Royce's tweets have been hilarious.

This one is gross, but awesome:

"Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay"

http://tiny.cc/x5k8101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)

5 Tip o' the hat to Ace. Thanks for the posts/threads. No idea how you do it all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (XeU6L)

6 Shit isn't going too good for the league.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (YwXiJ)

7
Was you born with a puthy, or as a puthy ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (NtVYv)

8 Keep in mind getting your bits lopped off as a tranny means you can't enjoy sex...and the whole point of going tranny for most is that its a turn on to make lesbians or straight guys pretend you are a woman

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

9 "reeling, and writhing and fainting in coils" is about as good a description of the response to this as any.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)

10
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (NtVYv)

11 Of course they don't think they are political pawns. They think they are political masterminds.

Posted by: PG at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (0fNkB)

12 Excellent wesyang pullquotes.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 Nine Inch Clitoris would be good name for a band or even a beer.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (MWfyi)

14 "Royce White after CNN canceled an interview with him:

They're not giving black women a voice"

LOL!. Comedy gold. Which is why you'll never hear it on late night TV.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU)

15 > Keep in mind getting your bits lopped off as a tranny means you can't enjoy sex...

Some of the drugs do the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (mkw2N)

16 They cannot codify anything, so drafting will remain "discretionary". Which it is. I'm pretty sure there exists no "right" to be drafted, but it should get interesting when it hits the courts.

I can see teams arguing they didn't believe in the players' "intent" to play to their fullest or not become a sideshow or distraction to the other players.

The fact that all the teams agreed with each other becomes de facto proof there was an issue. It's bullshit but we are surrounded by bullshit.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iABCo)

17 Oh and I've seen a few threads on lefty sites where some lesbian says she believes transwomen are women and all but she's just not turned on my penises.

The response is invariably: You aren't a real lesbian if you aren't down with sexually pleasuring a female penis - you are a (gasp) straight woman with a vagina fetish

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

18 Great point -- they're trying to craft an air-tight definition of what a "trans woman" supposedly is in order to avoid creating a very basic, common sense definition for what an actual woman is.

I've got a definition of "trans woman" they can use:

Insane.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (O7YUW)

19 Jim, I'm just a country doctor, not a genderologist!

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (TN0g+)

20 10
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes
Posted by: Hatari
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They internalized those where the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)

21 This makes me wonder: are there trans players in the WNBA already that aren't open about it?

I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.

The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

22 I'm starting to love the WNBA.

Look for my new children's book "Caitlin and the Ghetto Apes" at a bookstore near you.

Also "Roberta and her Gigantic 8 Inch Clitoris"

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)

23 Between Supergirl and this and to an extent Rebecca Hong you can sort of feel the air going out of the "W0MAN" balloon just as muzzies are taking center stage. Can you not?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (iABCo)

24 This makes me wonder: are there trans players in the WNBA already that aren't open about it?

I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.

The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
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Google and google AI consistently say no.

But Google lies....a LOT, so who knows?

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (TN0g+)

25 The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

There is Burtney Grinder that should be looked at, eew

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (NtVYv)

26 Royce White is my new hero.

You go, girl!

Amazing how quickly we went from "any man who decides he is a woman is a woman" to "any man must have surgery and take hormones first to count as a woman".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (aD4fx)

27 Ever since this bullshit started, I've wondered how many "trannies" are just garden-variety cads.

I'm an old bastard, but I remember high school, and my male peers well.

If you don't think there are sexually normal teen boys out there who'd declare themselves tranny just to get in the girl's locker room.... well... you haven't known many teenage boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (IG3/x)

28 If I ran a business, anyone who used word like “engaging all stakeholders” would immediately get punched in the throat and fired.

Who gives a shit about stakeholders? This is about dickholders you retarded shitlib.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (CR4uu)

29 I hope Sophie doesn't get sucked into Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

30 'They're not biologists"? They couldn't figure it out because they are not men.

Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (HOf/p)

31 > The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.

I think that's a big part of it. Another issue is they know the WNBA's meager audience is all-in on the tranny agenda. A great deal of the staff are as well.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (mkw2N)

32 Trans women are women!

Trans men are men!

People who think that they are Napoleon are Napoleon!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (aD4fx)

33 Willowed:

I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

34 Anything they put in writing can be used against them legally. They must be very careful to keep their rules fluid. Like gender.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iABCo)

35 Be careful not to run over the stakeholder at the construction site.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)

36 9 Inch Clitoris would be a good name for a group featuring Trent Reznor and Courtney Love.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (IG3/x)

37 By the way, Bud Light should have Royce White beer cans.

They might win back market share.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)

38 The WNBA is just kicking the can down the road, hoping and praying this goes away and people stop paying attention once football starts. Pass the popcorn!

Posted by: toddg at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (ceFtv)

39
Interviewer: "What does the W in WNBA stand for?"

Porky Pig: "Wesbian."

Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

40 Jeez. I'm so sick of this perverted crap. The WNBA was on life support and suddenly discovered a couple of stars. Oh shit! They were white! Can't have that. There are black stars too! But they're lesbians. Most people would just say 'so what' but nooooo....these dipshits had to make a big deal of it.
So now white privilege looks a lot like white basketball players getting mugged on the court by black lesbians.
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)

41 "I don't know nuffin' 'bout birfin' babies!" Jeezus, welcome to the 21st century...

Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (AjR4+)

42 I saw 9 Inches of Clitoris open for The Lovin' Spoonful at the Omni in '79.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (oqH4h)

43 It actually makes sense for them to let dudes play. People might actually watch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)

44 This Royce White gal is growing on me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

45 Take the time out of your busy day to thank all the "leaders" in and out of government, and sports, who are completely mind-fucking entire generations of young people and children with this shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (t9gtU)

46
Royce White is doing a thing we dream about. He's on Twitter dishing it back at the wokies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (XJ22o)

47 Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)

It’s okay, these bearded trannies are on our side and are helping to point out how ridiculous this whole thing is.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 > Ever since this bullshit started, I've wondered how many "trannies" are just garden-variety cads.

Some are autistic people who knew they were different, and someone convinced them that meant they were trans. Some are low status lefties who know embracing trans makes them a special hero. Some are easily gulled people who want to be special. A great deal have multiple psychological issues and collect trendy self-diagnoses like Pokemon cards. Another large contingent are hyper-sexual freaks who are emotionally broken.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (mkw2N)

49 I have decided to do my transition on a part-time schedule.

When it is my benefit to declare myself as a Trans Female I will do it.

When it is my benefit to be a biological male, I will declare that I am a Hight T male.

I will keep my schlong and declare it as an Inverted Mangina.

Thank You and have a nice day.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (SOf5W)

50 Another issue is they know the WNBA's meager audience is all-in on the tranny agenda.

Actually, it's worse than that - most lesbians don't want anything to do with trannies, and so becoming an openly tranny league repels their main fan base.

It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)

51 Court of International Trade has ruled against those challenging the removal of the de minimus rule on tariffs. Trump wins.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)

52 Hung by their own petard. Just when I thought there was no justice in the world.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (bX16E)

53 "This Royce White gal is growing on me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

He should be declared Woman of The Year.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (GUOwU)

54 They cannot codify anything, so drafting will remain "discretionary". Which it is. I'm pretty sure there exists no "right" to be drafted, but it should get interesting when it hits the courts.
Posted by: ...

Which means, in a normalized legal sense, they have no ability to prevent any and all from joining the league. Marxism is fraud made manifest. Its goal is to destroy everything including those that profess it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)

55 My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

DAYYUMMMMM.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (wtvvX)

56 I dunno. Tall lesbians playing with balls sounds like a dream I had once.

Imagine that locker room shower. My dick would be harder than El Capitan.

Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)

57 Willowed from previous thread: I get Marine Corps oriented email-blog called "Compass Points." Today, he had this to say abou the Abraham Lincoln situation:

"The sailors of the USS Lincoln are on a deployment that has been extended. When asked what should be done to help the sailors onboard the USS Lincoln, one senior Marine with deep combat experience said, “Tell them to stop whining.”"

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (sFNX2)

58 > 43 It actually makes sense for them to let dudes play. People might actually watch.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)

Between Angry Lesbian Smackdown and Tranny Theatre, it's headed toward being a three-ring circus.

Just needs some barking seals and a guy in a top hat holding a whip.

So what IS Slash up to nowadays?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (IG3/x)

59 I saw 9 Inches of Clitoris open for The Lovin' Spoonful at the Omni in '79.
Posted by: ballistic

That's a really big spoon.

Posted by: the weird bald kid in The Matrix at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)

60 8 Keep in mind getting your bits lopped off as a tranny means you can't enjoy sex...and the whole point of going tranny for most is that its a turn on to make lesbians or straight guys pretend you are a woman

----

Just because you don't find sex with somebody's open, festering wound enjoyable doesn't mean that the rest of us don't!

Posted by: Jazz at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Cjger)

61 I know this is all old ground around here but.....

If a male has gone through puberty, they have gained all of the physical advantages over women regardless of having parts lopped off or hormone therapy.

I also seem to remember that even with cross sex hormones, trans women (dudes who want you to call them Loretta) still have 10x the testosterone of actual women.

So all this talk about the steps one needs to take to be considered a woman is so much hand waving.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Iwv3U)

62 I think most trans-women who claim to have bottom surgery are obviously lying. They want to stick their lady penis into real women, that's the kink most of them have. It's a sexual fetish for 99% of them. Bruce Jenner is an obvious example. He totally lied about getting the clip IMHO.

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (q177U)

63 any entity that mentions "stakeholders" in their corp-speak in any way is a pile of horse sh*t

that concept is the opposite of competence

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (j+aD2)

64 Mangina upside down cake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (Cqx++)

65 Royce is a f’ing boss. It’s about time we gave it back to these people instead of sitting around waiting to be the last one taking it in the ass.

Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (sF+im)

66 Man are we distracted from the Epstien list.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (6LoT8)

67 > trans women (dudes who want you to call them Loretta)

The easy way to remember which is which is to just replace "trans" with "fake".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (IG3/x)

68 The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday.

All those gender studies majors? If any panel of credentialed experts could do it, I would think it would be them.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (PM/iv)

69 "The sailors of the USS Lincoln are on a deployment that has been extended. When asked what should be done to help the sailors onboard the USS Lincoln, one senior Marine with deep combat experience said, “Tell them to stop whining.”"

Eleven carrier deployments under Biden lasted longer than six months.

For some reason the media wasn't whining then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (aD4fx)

70 A 9 inch Lady Penis is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

71 anyway they already have men playing so wtf are these idiots gonna do

they have pretend-ladies ALREADY as IMPORTANT STAKEHOLDERS!

who cares about anything else?!?! must protect STAKEHOLDERS!

screw making money or entertaining people. that's not important to our STAKEHOLDERS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

72 Imagine that locker room shower. My dick would be harder than El Capitan.
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)
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Some of those broads probably have clits bigger than your dick bro

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)

73 Maybe the WNBA can ask the new "Los Angeles County Office of Gender Equity"

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (V87Oy)

74 Royce White is taking a stand for all black sometimes women for the purpose of basketball. LET HER PLAY

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

75 A guy post-dickectomy was a patient where I worked. He only accepted female nurses.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)

76 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

BRB - over here pulling up a lawn chair or 3 and popping some popcorn.

Cold Coca-Cola, anyone? 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (fV+di)

77
I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.
Posted by: BruceWayne

===============

I'm not surprised considering it's gotten steadily bluer, but what else is going on? That's crazy, San Diego. Is gang membership on the rise, what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (XJ22o)

78 I see there is a WNBA player; DeWanna Bonner

I said, no, do you ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NtVYv)

79 The easy way to remember which is which is to just replace "trans" with "fake".

I used to use this mnemonic but now I dgaf

you're a dude, Loretta

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)

80 Just too bad that he's not too fond of Jews and Israel:

A self-described antisemite, the latest vile remarks from Mr. White follow earlier rhetoric from the aspiring United States Senator decrying ‘the Jewish lobby,’ claims that Jews focus on the Holocaust ‘to provide a victimhood cover for their own corrupt practices,’ and the charge that Israel is ‘the lynchpin of the New World Order.’

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (kX27y)

81 "You better get your head in the game." is about to take on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

82 Dayum! I was not expecting that:

Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

Wait, wut! I LOL'd at the office and folks are looking at me as if I farted out loud.. well, maybe I did! Now get off my lawn..

Boy, was that funny.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (VkY89)

83 If I tell all these White Angry Liberal Women that I am a Trans male, then I might get more Poontang then if I just pretended to be a Horn Dog Male Overdosing on Viagra???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (SOf5W)

84 > 75 A guy post-dickectomy was a patient where I worked. He only accepted female nurses.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)

There's a story about some guy with a catheter fetish. He'd show up at the ER about once a week demanding a Foley.

This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)

85 They deserve to be seen.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)

86 basketball players getting mugged on the court by black lesbians.
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes

The correct phrase is 'assaulted on the court'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (NnhvP)

87 Remember when "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" was an Eddie Izzard joke, and not a sexual orientation?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

88 > 87 Remember when "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" was an Eddie Izzard joke, and not a sexual orientation?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

Rush Limbaugh had a bit about "male lesbians" also.

Funny stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (IG3/x)

89 Clitoris 9 > Keating 5

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (2WIwB)

90 Trannies are the top of the Rainbow skill stack -- because they are the most violent, audacious and nuts. The quiet, we just want to legally marry crowd from the 1990s has literally disappeared.

End goal is child molesters. We'll have to go ghrough the beastiality and nacrophiliacs first, though.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bX16E)

91 Round up all the trannies and put them in a mental asylum with a basketball court.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (CR4uu)

92 they're trying to craft an air-tight definition of what a "trans woman" supposedly is in order to avoid creating a very basic, common sense definition for what an actual woman is.

How are they going to craft it to keep those two out and Justine Greiner- she of Russian men's prison fame- in?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (PM/iv)

93 Star Trek: Deep Clit 9

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

94 we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC

Winning!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (NnhvP)

95 I think Clitoris 9 is a team in Women's Major League Baseball, not the WNBA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (IG3/x)

96 Good grief with this crap.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

97 It's not just sports.

Notice that, whether pro or con, the entire bitter argument revolves around *men impersonating women,* rather than vice versa.

That's because there are no societal or financial benefits to being a man.

When one of these crazy broads glues a toe to her pussy and goes around saying "yeah, homey I'm a total dude, bro, high five and fist bump, my man," everyone just says "ok, lady. You look like a huge fag. Welcome to manhood. Enjoy getting the short end of every stick, but I guess you're used to it, what with the toe thing. Try not to get confused and falsely accuse yourself of rape, or sue yourself into the poor house because you want to fuck your tennis coach on a trip to Ibiza."

People only get fired up about M2F because they instinctively understand this is people trying to claim special carveouts and entitlements that aren't meant for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (BI5O2)

98 I'm not surprised considering it's gotten steadily bluer, but what else is going on? That's crazy, San Diego. Is gang membership on the rise, what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at

OKC was one of the 8 too. But our raw number is still pretty low. We just had that "youth involved incident" in June that kinda skewed the number a bit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (YZ0Fo)

99 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

100 The old "Austin Powers" Test cannot be used anymore in the WNBA for proof that you are a woman.

Just ask Konjunji "Stonewall Jackson" Brown (US Supremo Courto) Expert of Females of the Opposite Sex.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (SOf5W)

101
Odds that Royce White will "tragically" turn up dead soon?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (O0L8i)

102 Better question, what is a basketball player?

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (0ViWo)

103 What a shit show the WNBA has become.

Posted by: Cambridge University at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (e2lsi)

104 > 99 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

105 99 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

Parody.. he's an ex basketball player... Male

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (FtULh)

106 I am also proud to be a Biological Male Lesbian...

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (SOf5W)

107 Royce White is my new hero...
That's some funny stuff right there. And it's about time someone did this.

Posted by: GMan at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (GfWuY)

108 94 we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.

I am a semi-official consultant to lesbians using apps - I can tell by the face, even with filters

but it's like, every single "girl" who reaches out. is a guy. it SUCKS for these poor women (the lesbians)

anyway that's why the bars are going away too

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)

109 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (W2Pud)

110 90 "nacrophiliacs" Is that wierdos who want to have sex with sleeping folks?

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)

111 > Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.

He's a former NBA player who has decided he wants to play for the WNBA. He's not a real tranny. He's using their tranny acceptance to mock the league and having lots of fun at the same time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (mkw2N)

112 109 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?

who cares

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)

113 OT -

@JamesOKeefeIII did an undercover operation to expose Minnesota’s corrupt vouching system.

According to law, 1 registered MN voter can vouch for up to 8 persons — those 8 people do NOT need ID.

👉“You are the ID,” an Election Day Worker told O’Keefe👈

Dressed in a niqab, @camhigby showed that a transgender Muslim woman can easily be vouched for as a faceless voter without ID.

There is no record for persons being vouched for.

https://tinyurl.com/3byjjmkf

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (kX27y)

114
The black lesbian WNBA players can certainly identify the white women who play well and bring in increased income and popularity for the league. They beat on them during games. And the management and coaches are fine with that, since they selectively excuse the beatings.

They seem to prefer the league as it was -- a money-losing DEI grift for the untalented that extorts money from the NBA (i.e. actual players) and lets the lesbians' freak flag fly. The double talk is because they can't say that out loud.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (PbePe)

115 Out: Green dildos
In: Fleshlights and sex sleeves.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Sco7b)

116 > 110 90 "nacrophiliacs" Is that wierdos who want to have sex with sleeping folks?
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)

Typo for "nachophiliacs".

Mmm.... warm queso...

Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (IG3/x)

117 Enes Kanter Freedom says "Let the transition begin!"

Make sure to play with sound on.

https://x.com/i/status/2087185917047971948

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)

118 There's a story about some guy with a catheter fetish. He'd show up at the ER about once a week demanding a Foley.

This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM

A French size 26 might have proved conducive to cessation, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)

119 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.

He's a trans-tranny and he's haviing a blast.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (PM/iv)

120 OT: An elderly Clinton-appointed judge just threw out the Federal lawsuit charging Harvard with racial discrimination.

The judge is a graduate of Harvard Law School.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (aD4fx)

121
He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.

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Whew! You never know these days.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (qBdHI)

122 See? I knew what I was talking about!

https://youtu.be/DNy0TElah18?t=495

(The joke that matters is at 8:15)

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (VHUov)

123 Typo for "nachophiliacs".

Mmm.... warm queso...
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred

So what was Jim from American Pie? Pastriphiliac?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

124 Ha...9 inches of clitoris. I hope Royce White does make it to the WNBA and destroys those bitches. Especially that stupid skank retard Angel Reese. Oh, and that DiJonai bitch too.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (XMwZJ)

125 Wesley Yang pointed out, correctly, that you cannot separate "good faith efforts" to say that intact men can play women's sports from "bad faith efforts" to say intact men can play women's sports because both claims are the exact same claims. There is no difference between a good-faith argument that 2+2=4 and a bad-faith argument that 2+2=4. It's the same claim. The "faith" of the claim doesn't enter into it.
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Shorter:

It's (D)ifferent When We Do It

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (JvZF+)

126 It seems to me that far too much of politics in America 2026 is trying to convince disingenuous and stupid people they they are ridiculous and insane by taking their stupid arguments to absolute absurdity and then watching them dance around the issue by accusing their opponents of being disingenuous Nazis.

You don't have a political system at that point.
You just have constant arguments with retarded toddlers unable to think outside of the cult.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

127 I gotta admit, this century pisses me off plenty, but when the entertainment value dials in, it sure brings a smile to my face.

But then, I've always appreciated the absurd...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (OUMaO)

128 I'm pretty sure women went extinct about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)

129 these two clowns who are having the time of their lives pointing out hypocrisy, are going to be the best white knights (ironic, huh) women have had in a generation.
I hope they win, both on the court and in proving their point.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (zafwz)

130 The WNBA is not funded by fans- they are subsidized by the NBA. They can be laughingstocks all the way to the bank, it makes no difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (zZu0s)

131 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?

who cares

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OMG, I happened to unfortunately catch a glimpse of MSNOW this morning and they were acting like this was the biggest, grotesque abuse of power and the shredding of the Constitution that's ever been seen in our country's history. It's was surreal. The hysterics were off the charts.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (qBdHI)

132 Royce White is doing a thing we dream about. He's on Twitter dishing it back at the wokies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Having "f- you" money does make it easier

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (vJrRc)

133 I've got to be
a nacho man

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)

134 It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?

Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)

135 ok so the meeting was a fail

is the W for wesbian now officially? or Wario?

weirdo? whiner? wildebeest?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)

136 Having "f- you" money does make it easier
Posted by: FeatherBlade at

I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

137 It is true if a biological male claims he/she/it is a female then we must respect this gesture with the appropriate response in the hospital environment.

Based on this then any person born being the wrong gender that they think they are because of a biological error then it is our duty to correct this mistake that was made prior to birth.

Thus, also if a transgender male stimulates his Mangina by jerking off than this considered the equal to stimulating the vagina tract with a false a dildo or finger......

Cackle .............. Cackle .............. Cackle ............

Posted by: Kami Harris at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (uGC0L)

138 You just have constant arguments with retarded toddlers unable to think outside of the cult.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
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Welcome to the US since at least the dawn of Obamaism.

The left has spiraled into a death cult where no amount of clubbing someone over the head with facts, logic, reason, or simple sanity can get through to them.

I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)

139 Meanwhile, the Lakers just sold for over $12 billion (with a "b").

The sad reality is that the NBA and its owners (and players) are so fucking stinking rich they can subsidize a dozen dogshit WNBA leagues of nasty black lesbians.

The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

140 Former ESPN host Samantha Ponder had this to say:

“The WNBA should be courageous. Stand for women. You can’t stand for something you can’t even define,” she said. “Acknowledge that the inherent differences between men and women were the whole reason we needed the WNBA in the first place.

“Boundaries, clarity and exclusion are not hateful in sport... they’re the prerequisite to playing and loving the game. Without the lines, without the rules, without the honesty about who’s in and who’s out, there is no fair competition.”

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

141 This is turning into a rather entertaining troll effort. Clay Travis is managing the board nicely. I'll tell you what was really discussed in that WNBA meeting. The topic of "what is a woman?" never came up. The true discussion was how to appear "inclusionary" without really being "inclusionary."

I'll bet the case of Yuengling Dark in my fridge that they change their new franchise by-laws in the next few months to reflect vague, non-committal and highly aloof language giving them the opportunity to turn down new franchises for "unexplained" reasons. That nulifies the Clay Travis team troll...and gives them plausible deniability.

Travis, and attorney (and a rather good one from what I'm told) will counter by establishing costs associated with setting up a new franchise and stick the WNBA with the bill.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (dIske)

142 Enes Kanter played at least ten seasons, as I recall. He's gotta be pretty rich.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)

143 So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?

Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)

The flannel shirt section at Bass Pro Shops.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

144 OMG, I happened to unfortunately catch a glimpse of MSNOW this morning and they were acting like this was the biggest, grotesque abuse of power and the shredding of the Constitution that's ever been seen in our country's history. It's was surreal. The hysterics were off the charts.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Nasty people raising their blood pressure level to stroke all by themselves.

Leftism really is an evolutionary dead end. Saw another apparently stupid social media trend is to show yourself getting vaxx booster shots to support St. Fauci in his tribulations.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

145 136 Having "f- you" money does make it easier
Posted by: FeatherBlade at

I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Correct. F-You Money is Elon Musk getting banned from one of the largest and most valuable platforms on the planet so he said F You and bought the platform.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (oqH4h)

146 I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)
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Better entertainment than the WNBA

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

147 OK cut the crap, everyone drop trou.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (JvZF+)

148 Peak 2026, here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (6Niep)

149 Remember when the Left was complaining that the right wanted to check people's genitals...

Who are the Genital Checkers now?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)

150 The flannel shirt section at Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM

Don't forget us.

Posted by: Doc Martens stores at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)

151 I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.
Posted by: ballistic
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At least with the monkey has a chance for a happy ending. Not so with a leftist.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

152 Enes Kanter played at least ten seasons, as I recall. He's gotta be pretty rich.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Enes had a nice long career with a few very nice pay days. Was forced to retire a few years earlier than I think he wanted when he spoke out against China and the league PNGd him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

153 I personally have about !000 dollars of sports jerseys hanging in my closet. I can look up from my laptop and see an autographed picture of Bobby Orr "Super-man" goal; can look across the room and see a Johnny Unitas autographed helmet. Across the hall, an autographed framed jersey from Roman Gabriel. I've seen maybe 2 minutes of the WNBA; Caitlyn Clark being throttled, Sophie Cunningham being clotheslined. Not a dime...

Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (AjR4+)

154 All this man woman playing each other's sport is silly and makes the sport look silly. Can't we have anything anymore without idiots ruining our pastime? Does it all have to be about the idiots?

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (UKrJG)

155 Who are the Genital Checkers now?
Posted by: ...
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Coming soon to a Crackerbarrel Restaurant to you!!! Genital checkers. Fun for the whole family.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

156 FWIW ellipsis, I prefer to play Genital Chess.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

157 Remember when the Left was complaining that the right wanted to check people's genitals...

Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

158 Leftism really is an evolutionary dead end. Saw another apparently stupid social media trend is to show yourself getting vaxx booster shots to support St. Fauci in his tribulations.

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Reminds me of...I think...those idiot pregnant women were downing lots of Tylenol because RFK, Jr. said it was unsafe. Can't quite recall the details because my mind blurs with all their insanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (qBdHI)

159 Lest anyone believe it’s a fairytale, Jefferies just confirmed at a speech in Atlanta that Democrats will stick the Supreme Court by adding justices and eliminate the senate filibuster.

I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.

They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (EWq0C)

160 Who are the Genital Checkers now?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)

We are working this corner.

Posted by: TSA Employees on the body scanners at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

161 FWIW ellipsis, I prefer to play Genital Chess.
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I get my kicks above the waist.

Posted by: Murray Head at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (TN0g+)

162 Does it all have to be about the idiots?
Posted by: Case
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Clown World makes it so and you might as well enjoy the floor show because the media, foreigners, and the insane asylums that we call universities nowadays are the producers.

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)

163 145, SPeaking of Musk, did you catch his latest UK troll with him as Austin Powers? The flip into a Union Jack Cyber Truck at the end is icing on cake.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (sFNX2)

164 And with all this and the new commie democrats the media is running with Trump and Epstein... I refuse to read the story.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (FtULh)

165 They just need to bring in Justice Jumanji to settle this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (ndZc7)

166 > It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today

> So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?

I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)

167 >>>These ugly low-IQ cows say that they won't define a woman, or a trans woman, because that would make them "political pawns."

FFS, WNBA. This isn't like parallel parking or something. Just check the oil.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)

168
Know what phrase you haven't heard in a while?

#War on Women

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (iABCo)

169 159 Lest anyone believe it’s a fairytale, Jefferies just confirmed at a speech in Atlanta that Democrats will stick the Supreme Court by adding justices and eliminate the senate filibuster.

I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.

They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.
Posted by: Vengeance

Villains monologue. But the treacherous pieces of shit that call themselves Republican senators only do so behind closed doors or to Punchbowl News about the Orange Man.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)

170 In a couple of weeks, I will be back in the Sportscasting biz after a 6-year hiatus. I'll be covering NCAA Football to start, then transitioning (no pun intended) to NCAA Men's BB and Women's BB. I am curious as to what the WBB will be like to cover. I'll be remote, so I won't meet the players in person, but I bet I end up calling at least one chick a dude.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (vV6n9)

171 Alinksy Rule #4. Make enemies live up to their own book of rules

Alinsky Rule #6. Use tactics your people enjoy,

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (n9eFH)

172 FFS, WNBA. This isn't like parallel parking or something. Just check the oil.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)

Made me think of a girl that goes to my gym. She has a sticker on her car that says "cute girls hit curbs".

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

173 I've never been prouder of my unisex name. I've got so much proudness right now. sigh.

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXkDz)

174 "Genital Checkers"? Is that where you get to jump the other team and get to be king?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

175 Well this could be fun...
Mrs D just pointed out a story that the Hell's Angels are taking a ride from Sturgis to Dearborn. Woohoo!!! Better stock up on some popcorn.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (2WIwB)

176 I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Those damn troons, they have just spoiled the setup scenes for busty lesbo pron movies.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)

177 But the treacherous pieces of shit that call themselves Republican senators only do so behind closed doors or to Punchbowl News about the Orange Man.
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They're all in their 60s and DON'T WANT to change the world--they just want to ensure they can continue to collect their graft for the two decades they have left between now and their death. They don't give a damn what happens to the country or what happens to you.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)

178 174 "Genital Checkers"? Is that where you get to jump the other team and get to be king?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Unless you are a troon, then you say Queen Me.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)

179 Claiming to be a transexual has quite a few moving parts. Some are defective individuals, mental cases. Some are opportunistic pervs.

Some have cleverly discovered a method to increase their chances of recruitment and/or retention in the workplace. White males have been persona non grata for forty years now. This puts them at, or near the top of the victimology stack. Brian in accounting is now Brianna in accounting.

And you can't fire him, without a lawsuit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (t9gtU)

180 We had roller derby and demo derby What went wrong? We had it all and we let it go.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (KGj36)

181 They're all in their 60s and DON'T WANT to change the world--they just want to ensure they can continue to collect their graft for the two decades they have left between now and their death. They don't give a damn what happens to the country or what happens to you.
Posted by: Crusader

I think they are actually on the other side. GOP has been porous for years with stupid open primaries and infiltrators. Lots of that going on right now in Florida hoping low iq voters don't pick up on that in congressional district primary races.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)

182 We had roller derby and demo derby What went wrong? We had it all and we let it go.
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I blame Pinky Tuscadero and the Fonz.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (TN0g+)

183 MWNBASDMO

Make the WNBA Slam Dunk More Often

According to a Google search there have been a total of 39 dunks in the WNBA since its debut in 1997.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (kXj+s)

184
Story at Cowboy State Daily.

Bad wreck in Wyoming involving 4 motorcycles and a couple of trucks. I wonder if they were on the way to Sturgis.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (/QHx4)

185 I enjoy watching videos of peak Larry Bird back in the day. The contrast of NBA performance and athleticism, then and now, compared to the WNBA is stark...jarring even. That they imagine that they should be making money on par with NBA players is just laughable.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (XMwZJ)

186 139. The sad reality is that the NBA and its owners (and players) are so fucking stinking rich they can subsidize a dozen dogshit WNBA leagues of nasty black lesbians.

The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

We take umbrage with that!

Posted by: Chinese new arena team & phila city council at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

187 >>>These ugly low-IQ cows say that they won't define a woman, or a trans woman, because that would make them "political pawns."

Oh, that's fucking rich. This whole dumpster fire is nothing but an op.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (DpZaL)

188 Hassan Piker is hobbling it back:

“I said it in 2019, and you know if you listen to the full conversation, you very quickly understand what I’m talking about,” Piker said. “I should have phrased things better.”

Piker made the vile comments in 2019 during a broadcast on Twitch.

The full quote was, “This is so insane. America deserved 9/11 dude, fuck it. I’m saying it… We totally brought it on ourselves.”

...

“I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.

...

Elsewhere in the podcast appearance, Piker defended his use of pejoratives for Israeli settlers calling Republicans ‘inbred hicks’.

“I’ve called Republicans inbred hicks my whole life. I call, you know, Nazis inbred. I call them pigs. You know all these different things. I’ve gotten banned for this,” said Piker.

https://tinyurl.com/2hrtt32p
(Breitbart)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6ydKt)

189 "Genital Checkers"? Is that where you get to jump the other team and get to be king?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

Got to use your junk to move the pieces. Sorry, ladies. Them's the rules.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6Niep)

190 Posted by: SpeakingOf
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I hope he comes into the tender embrace of electric gloved ICE officers as they frogmarch him to his deportation plane. He is indeed a fake American.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)

191 Re: sidebar Lovecraft

Wth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

192 I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)
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I know it for sure. Several family friends and friends of friends are lesbians or at least also like girls. They constantly complain about it. I've seen some of the dating app profiles on their apps. Big hairy dudes with beards. Not even trying to pretend.

The dating apps for straight men are crawling with trannies too.

Madness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

193 The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.

Portland has no lesbian bars.

What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)

194 180 We had roller derby and demo derby What went wrong? We had it all and we let it go.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Jim Croce song about the good ole days,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjy7XPUqNN0

"I Fell In Love with a Roller Derby Queen"

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)

195 Royce White is currently my favorite person in the fake/online/news world.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (mKrWd)

196 This is some seriously weird shit. I'm honestly hoping the men, identifying as women, get to play. There's going to be a massive amount of triangulating going on over at the WNBA and among the left in general.

Clarifying even.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (2Cry5)

197 "NEW: The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday."

Conclusion: Women admit they're just not that bright.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (oji8u)

198 “I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.

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1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)

199 Just read in the WSJ that the USS Washington carrier group is on way to relieve the Lincoln.

Lincoln did a good job in Epic Fury. MANY sorties. Bon Voyage and welcome home sailors and Marines.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (sFNX2)

200 Make all WNBA players play in string bikinis. Let the consumer decide if they are man or women.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (4nEvu)

201 Madness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

It is to lol.

Your LQBTQ++ big tent is now a haunted house.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (6Niep)

202 Make all WNBA players play in string bikinis. Let the consumer decide if they are man or women.
Posted by: Reforger

There are like 3 players you want to see in that, maybe. And 2 of them play for the fever.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

203 I like the way he apologized ('most importantly') for giving Republicans an opportunity to attack him.

Who's he analogizing to there, exactly... himself?

Is he so full of himself that's he's apologizing because the DSA-Democrats love him and therefore look bad standing next to such a silly prick who gets attacked by inbred Nazis over the words coming out of his mouth?

This guy is really a piece of work.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

204 > I enjoy watching videos of peak Larry Bird back in the day. The contrast of NBA performance and athleticism, then and now, compared to the WNBA is stark...jarring even.

Larry Bird had amazing court vision and was able to break through defenses quickly, but he sure looked sloppy as hell 95% of the time. Off-balance, flailing his arms around, lobbing weird low-percentage shots at the hoop that somehow went in.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (mkw2N)

205 I know it for sure. Several family friends and friends of friends are lesbians or at least also like girls. They constantly complain about it. I've seen some of the dating app profiles on their apps. Big hairy dudes with beards. Not even trying to pretend.

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These dating apps are like playing Russian Roulette. Get a tranny. Get a psychotic loon. Get murdered...

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (qBdHI)

206 Larry Bird had amazing court vision and was able to break through defenses quickly, but he sure looked sloppy as hell 95% of the time. Off-balance, flailing his arms around, lobbing weird low-percentage shots at the hoop that somehow went in.
Posted by: bonhomme

Best shit talker of all time too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

207 “I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.

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1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
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"Like, I'm sorry already. OK?"

Such a petulant nepot. The Mao getup he wore to college Democrats was based on fashion advice from Andrew Tate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (JvZF+)

208 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)

209
Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)

210 Remember when the Left was complaining that the right wanted to check people's genitals...

Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

Genital Chex - it's not just for breakfast anymore...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (nbLIj)

211 analogizng = apologizing.

Autocorrect is your friend.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (6ydKt)

212 Actually, it's worse than that - most lesbians don't want anything to do with trannies, and so becoming an openly tranny league repels their main fan base.

It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)

Since not being able to keep the lesbian dirtbags out has destroyed male spaces, I have inverse sympathy, a.k.a. schadenfreude. Ha-ha!

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (Sy6m/)

213 FWIW ellipsis, I prefer to play Genital Chess.
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I get my kicks above the waist.
Posted by: Murray Head

You were correct, sir. The queens the WNBA uses do not excite me.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (VHUov)

214 As above -

Greg Price
@greg_price11

Abdul El-Sayed deleted a lot of his old tweets.

Here's one from three years ago where he demanded that Americans spend their 4th of July cookouts thinking about Israel.
1:06 PM · Aug 12, 2026 138.1K Views

(It goes on to say)

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed -

Israel has illegally occupied #Jenin for >1/2 a century.
Israel's gov't is enabling settler colonialism here.
Their military attacked a refugee camp...in the illegally-occupied territory.
8:28 PM - July 4, 2023 - 4,712 Views

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)

215 The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday."

Hey, it's not like Rocket Scientists know what rockets are, either.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (PM/iv)

216 Amusing video of Enes Kanter working out, with her breasts censored.

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"That's hot! Oh, my ..."

/obligatory George Takai

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (lU3j7)

217 Honestly...as sympathetic to keeping men out of women's spaces as I might be...

Would we really be having this issue if they'd just let men have their own spaces instead of demanding to be able to barge in at will?

Bad things happen when the social contract breaks...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (OUMaO)

218
You're taking it all too hard, say..

AOC, Bernie, James Clyburn, Mamdani, yada, and the large majority of their fellow Democrats.

And you know they're lying.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

219 Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)

(clears throat conspicuously)

Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (nbLIj)

220 Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)

(clears throat conspicuously)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM

Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

221 The WNBA becomes the minor league for the NBA.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

222 Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

Well, they've had more practice using brooms, so...

(runs serpentine/ducks/rolls/dives...)

Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (nbLIj)

223 If a man is not drafted by the NBA, or cut from the NBA, well, maybe he wasn't a good enough basketball player because he's not fully a man.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

224 The percentage of trannies playing high level women's sports that has had bottom surgery is zero.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (KC5Lt)

225 Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Men get self-conscious yelling "Hard! Ha-a-arrrrrrd!!!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

226 The idea of the WNBA supporting men in the league while also refusing to define what a woman is is what I refer to as a Catch 2026.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (Ve/HL)

227
My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

Royce White is definitely more woman than even the most womanly cis-woman breeder. With 9 inches of clitoris, even us men will be able to find it!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (y9nCu)

228 Many Muslims keep dogs either as pets or working dogs either for hunting or livestock guardians. It is more of a cultural thing than a religious belief I can think of at least 10 breeds that came from Muslim majority lands.
Many "Christians" also believe dogs are unclean such as Trump.

Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (1DigJ)

229 Surprised to find out that Royce White ran for Senate this year and won the primary to run against Amy Klobuchar two years ago.

Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (ZvXvn)

230 Portland has no lesbian bars.

What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)

There was a Bar across the alley from our Hotel in Paris last year that had a sign out front reading,"Lesbian Bar Women Only". Couple of tough looking broads standing outside.

Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (zFsEm)

231 .
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WNBPAAIP+ ?

Posted by: Marooned at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (kt8QE)

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