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Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl) 2
The love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals. Right back atcha, you subhuman vermin. -- canines the whole world over Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (s9VOe) 3
A break from the usual mental illness. Thanks!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (wxsGM) 4
"Saying Ann Arbor has a small Democrat donor base is like saying you couldn't spot any tech bros in Palo Alto."
Ian Faith: “The Boston gig has been cancelled…” David St. Hubbins: “What?” Ian Faith: “Yeah. I wouldn’t worry about it though, it’s not a big college town.” Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (0CU3H) 5
>>>1 Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.
is that really on? I've wanted to see that. Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle) 6
The Matrix WAS good. Too bad they never made any sequels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s) 7
A correction: they wrote "Assassins," but didn't direct. It was Richard Donner. Everything they did bombed post-"Matrix", including "Speed Racer" and the 4th "Matrix" film (which is why the one who did it is not involved with the upcoming sequel).
Posted by: synnerman at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (p7FI4) 8
Top 50?
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (gN+5I) 9
is that really on? I've wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle) I remember it not as particularly bad, but there was a shit ton of disaster movies in the late 70s early 80s. Earthquake, etc. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s) 10
@5
>>is that really on? I've wanted to see that. It's playing in my Movie Vault app from my collection. I built a randomizer in it that will play a random movie or tv show from my collection. You press a button labeled, You feeling lucky, Punk? Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl) 11
Okay, afternoon Nap of Frustration over.
Great news, the Abdul El-Sayed ads are now on Michigan tv. Him, over and over "I am dangerous." He may only get 30 some percent of the vote. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b) 12
Tou need remember inly one thing about Ann Arbor (besides that the University of Michigan sucks), and that is it has sent three generations on Dingels to Congress. "Three generations of imbeciles are enough" -- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (s9VOe) 13
Iirc, Earthquake had Lorne Green and a guy who played a trigger happy National Guardsman who liked to dress up as a woman (thats how you knew he was evil.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s) 14
The one-state solution has been the "Palestinian" position from the beginning. Most Jews would be expelled, Mizrahi would be dhimmis.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6) 15
Well, that crossed over to incoherence quickly enough. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (s9VOe) 16
That Hillsborough case, judges can always decline plea deals that they feel are unwarranted pieces of shit. If the judge was shocked, that's what should have happened.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (YZ0Fo) 17
r/askgaybros
Michigan gaybros are you voting for Abdul El-Seyed? I’m a white gay who’s been out for nearly 30 years, and met and befriended many Muslims, I’ve never felt an ounce of judgment. If anything a sense of camaraderie in that we’re both “othered” in US society. I used to lived in San Francisco Castro (gay district) and some of the businesses are owned by Muslims in the area. They are the most friendliest people I know. Yes, vote for him! Not only this guy has all the dreamy qualifications one can ask for, but he is also a vocal, progressive ally with a track record that is endorsed by LGBTQ organizations. He's the quintessential American dream (boat). An Ivy League graduate, a Rhodes Scholar, plays lacrosse, and he's extremely well-spoken. An epidemiologist? It's time for dumb-dumbs to go bye-bye. He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE. I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu8) 18
In other news: Redditors are retards..
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s) 19
OJ has made his entrance.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (XV/Pl) 20
Earthquake had Lorne Green and a guy who played a trigger happy National Guardsman who liked to dress up as a woman (thats how you knew he was evil.) Posted by: Aetius451AD That was the former child evangelist, Marjoe Gortner. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (s9VOe) 21
Corrupt billion-dollar grifter Stacey Abrams says that the south has lived under "soft authoritarianism" since 1776.
Tank Abrams would make any man soft... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (l3cgK) 22
Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison. Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years. Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage. Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5) 23
I blame Nixon for the chy knee and GWB for the moose limb issues.
I feel a bit stabby right now. Due to the news and entertaining kids all week. I am not a saint. Want to bomb Iran to dust and be done with it. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO) 24
Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.
-- It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows. Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI) 25
The one thing that's always struck me about The Towering Inferno, is the Nasa Level BMS system that monitors and controls nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl) 26
Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison At least it was obvious with which head those squeebois were thinking. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (s9VOe) 27
What the fuck??
“I have respect for the individuals that are in the pornography industry, not because they’re degrading women, but because they are professionals in their field. So I give them that respect of being able to have a job and stimulate the economy. We’re in a free country… you can turn on your…” ERIKA KIRK June 3, 2012 Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA) 28
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK) 29
It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black Poseidon Adventure is my favorite of those flicks. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (YZ0Fo) 30
The First Matrix movie was good, even if it was no Dark City. The rest of them just don't work.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D) 31
ERIKA KIRK June 3, 2012 Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA) Is that from the book, "Quotes and Other Shit Made Up by Leftards"? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:57 PM (l3cgK) 32
That was the former child evangelist, Marjoe Gortner.
-- He always came across as a strange guy, in and out of films. I don't believe he dressed up as a woman in Earthquake. He wore a wig so his hair was up to regulation standards. Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qBdHI) 33
It's not the same experience without Sensurround shaking the foundations of your theater.
I just got out of the theater myself; saw "The End of Elm Street". It's like a Spielberg movie with extra teeth. Thumbs up. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (kpS4V) 34
30 The First Matrix movie was good, even if it was no Dark City. The rest of them just don't work.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D) Those AI robots prove how stupid they are by using humans as "batteries"...thermal energy is the lowest for of energy...turning that into other more useful forms is lossy. It would have been better to tap into geothermal energy from earth. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (l3cgK) 35
The First Matrix movie was good, even if it was no Dark City. The rest of them just don't work.
Posted by: toby928(c) Both heavily influenced by Neuromancer. Which the first trailer for the show is out and looks like it could be good. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (YZ0Fo) 36
Boston's not really a college town.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qwLiq) 37
Like most businesses who have long term plans and goals the muzzies also have those goals. It is not a religion it is an organization with the goal of taking over our country. Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4) 38
Or was it Oak Street?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kpS4V) 39
Far too many denizens in the limelight ought to read the room, shut their blathering pie holes for several months and reflect on whether they really understand what the rest of us think and believe. They don't. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (s9VOe) 40
It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI) ------------------ Susan Flannery??? From wiki: In the mid-1970s, Flagg was in a relationship with American writer Rita Mae Brown, with whom she shared a house in Charlottesville, Virginia.[19][20] The couple met at a party in the Hollywood Hills hosted by Marlo Thomas.[21] According to Brown, Flagg dated and lived with former The Bold and the Beautiful actress Susan Flannery for eight years. Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y) 41
I especially enjoyed Eddie Redmayne's subtle, understated, and nuanced performance in Jupiter Ascending.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (nHXB4) 42
1 Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl) That was a good movie as I recall. The AI version where he goes back into time into a towering inferno chasing Nicole's killer will be fun. Oh, Deadline had this.... As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her. The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.” “People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.” Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b) 43
>>>Failed Gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams tells Kamala Harris that the south has been under authoritarian rule since 1776.
I'll bet she sure wanted to do some authoritarian rulin', as do all Democrats. Abigail Spanberger surely did try to do a lot of authoritarian rulin', but she was stopped from going full Empress Authoritay by the Virginia Constitution and a judge or two. Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 07:00 PM (5rh/l) 44
just got out of the theater myself; saw "The End of Elm Street". It's like a Spielberg movie with extra teeth. Thumbs up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of I can't decide if we should see that, Brink of war, or The rivals of Amziah King tomorrow. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YZ0Fo) 45
Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison. Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years. Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage. Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5) I bet those ears look like handles to the right guy, IYKWIM. Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (BN8mS) Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (JvZF+) 47
Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison. Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years. Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage. Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5) What! The FUCK!! Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters. Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ) 48
Tank Abrams would make any man soft...
**** If she tripped over herself, fell down and rolled over him. Posted by: clarence at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (LJvR/) 49
Stacey Abrams, you're entitled to your ridiculous opinion, but if it's so bad, why are you still there, unless you like a bit of soft authoritarianism?
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (BN8mS) 50
If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...
Posted by: jim I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays... Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu8) 51
Maybe I'm overly optimistic, just cant see Gavin becoming president unless the economy truly goes off the rails in 2 years and it's like 2008 where any candidate that's not a Republican automatically wins.
I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard. Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH) 52
Why does no one ever use the term "pervert in a dress"? The "P" word has disappeared from online discourse. Seems a bit odd, given all the other stuff that flies around.
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR) 53
>>>Even the judge was shocked.
So why didn't the judge kill the deal? In most states, the judge can kill a plea deal if s/he determines it doesn't serve the interests of justice. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (syz1S) 54
The South has been so authoritarian that the bodies are piling up. Oops, that's just black on black crime. Mostly...
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (enNUy) 55
47 Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison. Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years. Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage. Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5) What! The FUCK!! Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters. Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ) "Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent"--Adam Smith Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (qBdHI) 57
50 If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...
Posted by: jim I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays... Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu But enough about his asshole... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK) 58
51 Maybe I'm overly optimistic, just cant see Gavin becoming president unless the economy truly goes off the rails in 2 years and it's like 2008 where any candidate that's not a Republican automatically wins.
I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard. Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH) Even Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (l3cgK) 59
I really fight the urge to sever ties completely, with the shit going on, but I also need to know my enemy. It sucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (0aYVJ) 60
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy What! The FUCK!! Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters. Posted by: Pug Mahon If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him! Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu8) 61
I can think of only 1 Wachowski movie that I would wholeheartedly recommend: Bound. And that one was before The Matrix.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S) 62
When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash.
I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots. But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith. Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB) 63
"It's funny that the 'Wachowski sibilings' haven't made a good movie since they became 'women.'"
....... Because all they think about is public bathrooms and perverted, dirty sex. Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS) 64
Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG) 65
61 I can think of only 1 Wachowski movie that I would wholeheartedly recommend: Bound. And that one was before The Matrix.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S) I liked Mike Wachowski's acting in "Monsters". Very emotive, even with one eye. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (l3cgK) 66
The First Matrix movie was good I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes. Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name. And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash. No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap. Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe) 67
60 Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy What! The FUCK!! Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters. Posted by: Pug Mahon If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him! Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu Pardon, heck! We'll run him for Congress! Posted by: The Maine Democratic Party at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (nHXB4) 68
Why does no one ever use the term "pervert in a dress"? The "P" word has disappeared from online discourse. Seems a bit odd, given all the other stuff that flies around.
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR) I usually go with shim or tranny, but sometimes "guy pretending to be a woman" is necessary for clarity. But "pervert" would be a helpful adjective! Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (BN8mS) 69
Well most detective stories these days seem to have women
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0) 70
liked Mike Wachowski's acting in "Monsters". Very emotive, even with one eye.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia Boo in her monster suit was the best part of that one. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (YZ0Fo) 71
Kamala doing the Cosby pudding face.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (XvL8K) 72
"Up Her Ass 5" > "The Matrix"
Posted by: My Two Bits at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (qUkBO) 73
Because all they think about is public bathrooms and perverted, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth I don't see the problem (gluk gluk gluk) Posted by: Club THOT blowing some rando in the bathroom stall at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (K9nu8) 74
IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of automated license plate readers https://t.ly/boolV Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++) 75
No one should dare ask the occupied who are victims of a genocide to live side by side with the very terrorists committing those crimes.
===== Your offer is ACCEPTED. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (JvZF+) 76
"People in the west cannot be allowed to set the terms of liberation. No one should dare ask the occupied who are victims of a genocide to live side by side with the very terrorists committing those crimes"
I find these terms acceptable. A country should be able to eject the terrorists who are invading their country. Let's start with Michigan. Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (0MjtC) 77
Most Jews would be expelled, Mizrahi would be dhimmis. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6) _________ The lucky ones would be expelled. I don't think the process would be... tidy. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (O0L8i) 78
Any real Matrix fan will always tell you the W poofsie twins only made one Matrix movie
I enjoyed the Matrix partly because it was a cultural zeitgeist that tapped into my late 90s geekdom, which consisted mostly of late night LAN parties and microwaved pizza I wish i could go back to those times Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (fapp/) 79
64 Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG) The politicians are venal. The laws are created by these same venal politicians, including those laws that allow for voting rife with voter fraud. If you removed the voter fraud, Spencer Pratt would be on the ballot in November. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (s9VOe) Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (3ZUWJ) 82
Mercy to the guilty, is punishment for the victim.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj) 83
Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe) To share in the suffering... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (l3cgK) 84
ven Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) == Agreed, it just didn't seem like that like 20 years ago. All of these Kalifornians moving into places, buying up property, spiking real estate prices, bringing their bullshit values, etc has really pissed people off throughout all 50 states. Plus the epic homeless problem, etc. Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (eIzlH) 85
Three executions today! Ok, TN and Alabama? Two done. One left.
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy) Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (JvZF+) 87
64 Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG) sorry, we have not had a valid election for about 20 years. Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:10 PM (mP0Kj) 88
To share in the suffering... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Why, those sneaky little imps! We're gonna have words! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (s9VOe) 89
Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.
Posted by: Case == It's worse than stupid, the voters are slaves to ideological leftism. A mayor can basically burn the place down and they'll reelect her by lopsided margins. Because anything is better than MAGA. Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (eIzlH) 90
Romeo 13 and other states are following their lead
Wisconsin, Michigan, NY, Oregon Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0) 91
85 Three executions today! Ok, TN and Alabama? Two done. One left.
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy) I'd love to see President Trump perform them on live tv. The liberal mental illness needs to be constantly fed. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b) 92
Anybody ever seen Stacey Abrams and John Amos from Good Times together?
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (LHPAg) 93
Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13 == I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base. I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state. Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH) 94
Come to think of it, Krissy SoyFace Nolan movies are another one who I dont get people going ga ga for.
His movies are fuckshit of piss and vinegar for the most part The only one I genuinely liked was Batman Begins, the rest are assmunchies Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (fapp/) 95
Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13 Lol! The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft. Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu8) 96
ace: "is that really on? I've wanted to see that."
Skip it. I saw it as a kid. Loved it. But it hasn't aged well. Too much like a soap opera set. Kinda sucks, actually, despite an all star cast. Substitute Earthquake or Juggernaut for your '70s catastrophe fare. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (oji8u) 97
Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13 Lol! The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft. Posted by: Chicago Texas and LBJ would like a word. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (YZ0Fo) 98
@36. Boston is not really a college town.
I never thought it was. It's a large city full of very liberal drunk Irish people. And they rule New England. Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (UKrJG) Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (Jr5Lq) Posted by: Nav Gewsom at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (UjdFS) 102
Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) We moved to Colorado in the ate 1990s. It was wonderful. Business was booming. Conservative gubmint. Hell, Ben Nighthorse Campbell ditched the Democrat party for the GOP. But, slowly, then suddenly, the billionaire leftists landed in their fancy planes. Like Pat Stryker. And it all went to shit. Quickly. We moved to Idaho, and love it; but I still get the same sensation that the locusts are not far behind. Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ) 103
It's a large city full of very liberal drunk Irish people.
Don't worry, we're working to change that as quickly as possible. Posted by: Mayor Wu and mass immigration at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (K9nu8) 104
@96
>> Too much like a soap opera set. The soap opera aspect is what makes it good. The 70's and early 80's were the zenith of the soap opera. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Musical Moron at August 13, 2026 07:17 PM (K9nu8) 106
Huh: Scott Bessent says that George Soros, who he used to work for -- on the financial side, not the civilization-destroying foundation side -- tried to tank the markets after Trump's 2016 win, selling off everything to move the markets down. Bessent said he seized on that as a buying opportunity and made a fortune.
=== My Hero! Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK) 107
Oh behave!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (wxsGM) Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (Jr5Lq) 109
As usual, The [original] Matrix was outstanding. Visual effects were deep and innovative and the concept was inspired. The rest were formulaic redundancy with great eye candy but no longer "new". Like every sequel or franchise - but for The Godfather - they collapse pretty quickly.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:19 PM (oji8u) 110
You press a button labeled, You feeling lucky, Punk?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl) ===== Well, do ya, punk? Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:20 PM (JvZF+) Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl) 112
He's the quintessential American dream (boat). An Ivy League graduate, a Rhodes Scholar, plays lacrosse, and he's extremely well-spoken. An epidemiologist? It's time for dumb-dumbs to go bye-bye.
He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE. I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲 == Reddit is gayer than... a RuPaul rave ! Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (g47mK) 113
Colonizers do not belong on that land whether they are British or Israeli.
Remember, Hamas' plans for after their victory (which the Israelis captured) were to kill and deport the entire Jewish population of Israel, with the exception of a few Israelis with very high-value skills, which Hamas intended to keep as slaves for the benefit of the "Palestinian" economy. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (aD4fx) Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (CNl8/) 115
93 Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13 == I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base. I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state. Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH) It's also not a supermajority dem/socialist/commie either, like the state legislature is. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (l3cgK) 116
Thomas Bender: "The soap opera aspect is what makes it good."
Could it be considered kitsch? 'Cause that's my interpretation. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (oji8u) 117
OK Hispanic guy killed his wife. 23 years on DR. Executed today. TN white guy killed woman. 41 effing years on DR. Executed today. AL black guy raped and murdered 5 year old girl. 5 years on DR. To be executed today.
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (enNUy) Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (XV/Pl) 119
19thnews.org:
The WNBA ‘felt like a lifeline’ for LGBTQ+ fans. Anti-trans attacks are testing that refuge. Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham’s remarks opposing transgender athletes in women’s sports injected political debate into a league with no openly trans women players. ...Vázquez, who is Black and queer, saw themself reflected in both the WNBA and its fanbase as they attended more games in person. “It felt like a lifeline to queer community at a time when I felt really disconnected from it,” they said. “It was really important to me that I would see intergenerational queer communities, like queer families and older lesbians, and it just felt so special to me in a way that I hadn’t seen in other sports.” Jen Barnes, founder and CEO of Rough & Tumble, one of the nation’s first women’s sports bars, said Freedom’s and White’s declarations for the draft were “absurd” and misogynistic. Hultquist, who works for an international LGBTQ+ nonprofit in the Seattle area, said “A very small number of people — probably not actually even fans of the league — are trying to use this opportunity and this issue to divide fans and divide players,” Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (K9nu8) 120
and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.
Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu Because in 1960, the dems were real friends of blacks, like LBJ and Robert Byrd... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (l3cgK) 121
Towering Inferno was made to give all those washed up stars one last paycheck.
Cashing in on the disaster craze. Poseidon Adventure, et al. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (JvZF+) 122
Fox polling is batshit crazy!
"Senate Elections According To Fox News Polls GOP Pick up 🔴 Michigan Dem Pick Up: 🔵 Texas 🔵 Ohio 🔵 Iowa 🔵 Maine 🔵 North Carolina" Texas is going blue y'all ! Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK) 123
She's nuts.
Alpha News @AlphaNews · 1h WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures "So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?" Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y) 124
Fox polling was always batshit, but TX going to Talarico takes the cake.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK) 125
She's nuts.
Alpha News @AlphaNews · 1h WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures "So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?" Posted by: beckster at August But she's an injun and uses all of the animal. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:27 PM (YZ0Fo) 126
"Indiana Fever guard's remarks opposing transgender athletes in women's sports injected political debate..."
Really? Is that what happened? Sophie Cunningham injected the political debate? It's fun living in parallel worlds and watching the funhouse through the safe side of the glass. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (oji8u) 127
The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley
It is rumored that the reason why Chicago has the 606-- zip codes (which are out of sequence) is because Kennedy and Daley met at the 606 strip club in Chicago to finalize their plans to steal Illinois' electoral votes. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (aD4fx) 128
124 Fox polling was always batshit, but TX going to Talarico takes the cake.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK) I occasionally get his EweToob ads while watching videos...I fast-forward through them. A real man who would represent the value of Texas... /sarc Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK) 129
Mr. Musk doesn't have to buy the whole country. All he needs to do is put every member of Parliament on the payroll.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (rj6Yv) 130
122 Texas is going blue y'all !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK) Talafreako has a new ad out with him and his Pawpaw drinking iced tea on a front porch, in mason jars no less, essentially saying vote for me cuz I love my neighbor. He forgets to mention the neighbors’ kids. Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (SjAWL) 131
@121
>>Towering Inferno was made to give all those washed up stars one last paycheck. Of the 11 top billed stars only 3 can be said to be at the end of their career. The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl) 132
The whole world is crazy but me and thee, and sometimes I wonder about thee ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Old Quaker Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (3ZUWJ) 133
In that video you can really feel Gavin Newsom's gravitas and magnetism and charisma.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM But is he stentorious? Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1) 134
62 When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash.
I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots. But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith. Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB) - - - - - - - - - - - - Maybe the special effects are why Star Wars, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Avatar were such big hits. How many of them would have been a footnote on MST3K without those features? And without the nostalgia filter, how would more modern audiences rate them? Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B) 135
133 In that video you can really feel Gavin Newsom's gravitas and magnetism and charisma.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM But is he stentorious? Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1) He's an oleaginous viper. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (l3cgK) 136
"They want to understand what authoritarianism can look like in the US, I say look south"
Look away Dixieland Posted by: GM at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi) 137
Maybe the special effects are why Star Wars, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Avatar were such big hits. How many of them would have been a footnote on MST3K without those features? And without the nostalgia filter, how would more modern audiences rate them?
Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B) Originally Luke Skywalker was supposed to be named Luke Starkiller...LOL Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (l3cgK) 138
I am now the biggest fan of AI just because of the Austin Musk video.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (KC5Lt) 139
Originally Luke Skywalker was supposed to be named Luke Starkiller...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia There is a very rare LEGO minifigure of Luke Starkiller Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (YZ0Fo) 140
** Did he fire six shots or five???
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?" Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1) 141
Of the 11 top billed stars only 3 can be said to be at the end of their career.
The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl) ===== Don't make me stop this car. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:38 PM (JvZF+) 142
140 ** Did he fire six shots or five???
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?" Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1) Does shooting punks in the wild count as range time? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK) 143
Nood.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) 144
Report: Kari Lake, Scott Jennings and Spencer Pratt are possible contenders who could replace White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
- Jennings is doing well where he is. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (ndZc7) 145
Duncanthrax: "While this is an important question, an even more important one is 'Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?'"
Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking for The Gun Thread. This is Argument. Stupid git! Posted by: Mr. Barnard at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (oji8u) 146
Nate Diver has moved the TX Senate race from toss up to leans Dem based on the fact that Paxton hasn't won a poll in 6 weeks
Betting sites still favor Paxton Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (CW7qp) 147
Which is why it's 'starkiller base', in the 'definitely didn't happen' movies, yes.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY) 148
Not a popular opinion, but I never got the endless fascination with Star Wars that has been going on for 50 years. As a story it's maybe not quite as good as "Them!" or "The Deadly Mantis". Nostalgia if you watched it as a kid, sure.
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (3/XaG) 149
I thought The Matrix was very good. It was one of those movies where you watch it and say I’ve never seen anything like it. The two sequels were ok. They tried hard, but I couldn’t shake the idea that the Wachowskis were charged with making sequels, and they had no idea where to go with it. Fascinating characters just showed up and then vanished with no reason or explanation.
Posted by: Advo at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (jO4mz) 150
The only downside to not having a Wachowski-made tranny film?
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