Grossly Ugly SPLC AWFL Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Give Her a Pity Nazi-Bang Arrested for Money Laundering

Former SPLC official arrested as feds expand case over alleged $4M scheme involving extremist groups

Federal indictment alleges donor funds were secretly funneled to groups like the Ku Klux Klan

A former top Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) official was arrested on charges Wednesday as federal prosecutors unveiled sweeping new allegations that donated money was allegedly secretly funneled to extremists and used for activities including recruiting members, staging rallies and buying materials for Ku Klux Klan robes and cross burnings.
Heidi Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, was charged alongside the SPLC with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank.
The second superseding indictment also charges Beirich with a conspiracy to commit concealed money laundering. Beirich was served with an arrest warrant Wednesday morning, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Alabama.
Attorney General Todd Blanche confirmed the arrest during a news conference Wednesday in Washington, D.C., and said the federal investigation remains ongoing.
"I think, as alleged in the indictment, this individual participated in the scheme as alleged," Blanche said. "I believe she was part of the effort to open bank accounts and complete fictitious companies names and make payments that to individuals for reasons that were not, that were not accurate as described."'
FBI Director Kash Patel also weighed in on the news via X, writing that Beirich was at the "center" of the bureau's ongoing investigation.
"As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups," Patel wrote.
The 26-page indictment obtained by Fox News Digital alleges the SPLC secretly funneled at least $4.1 million in tax-exempt donor funds between 2007 and 2023 through bank accounts supposedly belonging to businesses unaffiliated with the organization. Prosecutors allege the money paid "field sources" who were leading or affiliated with violent extremist organizations.
Prosecutors allege donor money was used to attend and host extremist rallies, recruit members, grow and create extremist chapters, publish extremist literature and buy materials for KKK robes, hoods and cross burnings. The indictment also alleges two KKK members who wanted out of the movement were encouraged by the SPLC to remain and offered monthly payments and expenses.
One of the most explosive allegations centers on a source identified as "F-9," whom prosecutors say infiltrated the neo-Nazi National Alliance and received more than $1.2 million from the SPLC during the period covered by the indictment. Prosecutors allege Beirich oversaw payments to F-9 while also having a romantic relationship with him, with the pair sharing a home and two bank accounts.

Between 2015 and 2021, approximately $140,000 in donor money flowed from the SPLC's operating account through a "Tech Writers" account and ultimately into joint bank accounts held by Beirich and F-9, prosecutors allege. The indictment says the money accounted for approximately 66% of all funds deposited into their joint accounts and alleges Beirich used donor money to pay the couple's personal living expenses.

She's the White Fani Willis. I wonder who her Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., is.

FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
Following an FBI investigation with our DOJ partners: today we are announcing a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center's Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich.
As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups.
According to the indictment and our investigation, Beirich played a primary role in this scheme. From at least 2007-2023, Beirich allegedly helped orchestrate this fraudulent activity worth approximately $4.2 million, conspiring with SPLC to defraud donors, obtaining money through these materially false and fraudulent pretenses and omissions to pay leadership of the very violent organizations SPLC claimed to oppose.
Beirich was arrested today - charged with crimes including wire fraud conspiracy, conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering.
This is an ongoing investigation. This FBI will find anyone who exploits the trust of the American people and our financial system.

Following an FBI investigation with our DOJ partners: today we are announcing a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich.

As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their…
— FBI Director Kash Patel (@FBIDirectorKash) August 12, 2026

"White supremacy is one of the worst things ever created by man" — Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC

She just got arrested for funding the KKK pic.twitter.com/8wBuwt6csI
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 12, 2026

While Beulah Balbricker here was using donor money to "create and grow" extremist groups, she complained about how goshdarn fast extremist groups were being created and grown, and blamed it on.... DRUMPF!!!!

OMG This is just too damn good…

Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC who was just arrested for secretly funding White Supremacy Nazi Groups complained a few years ago how fast these Nazi groups were exploding under Donald Trump

It was HER!!!! She did it!!!🤣

The absolute irony is when… https://t.co/jiHtIZFSSL pic.twitter.com/zjKxhlUswV
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) August 12, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:22 PM

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1 What a shock

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (N1tpc)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

3 ALMOST

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

5 It's almost like these lying grifters will not only lie to support their political aims, but for their own personal gain too!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (N1tpc)

6 So how do I get this huwite soopremasis money?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (jjoN6)

7 'Tis no woman. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Posted by: Sea Captain at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (wXgT/)

8 This is the Rad Left, in all it's pathetic glory. All summed up in one disgusting package.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (edUvp)

9 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

10 I could never drink her pretty.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (ptDe5)

11 The SPLC will just say they had no idea this "person" was doing this....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (vQrSy)

12 Grossly Ugly Left-Wing Money Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Fuck Her Arrested for Money Laundering

Money funneled itself? Is that like when the MFM says a car drove into a crowd?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

13 That woman is so not money.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

14 Heidi Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, was charged alongside the SPLC with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank.
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Not gay? Isn't everyone gay there?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (c/v/O)

15 And here I thought she'd prefer to shack up with a minority. Or an immigrant.

Hm, maybe this is one of those "the shame is part of the kink" scenarios?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (qm2GX)

16 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

$1.2M will change a lot of minds.

Not mine, but other people are made of sterner stuff.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (N1tpc)

17 9 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg

There's always the one guy in your friend group who would smash her.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (jjoN6)

18 I actually saw the SPLC run commercials on MS Nowasking for money I think.

And I've seen a lot of the SPLC babe the last few days.

Pants on.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)

19
Shitty
People
Lie
Constantly

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (7zn4w)

20 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

1. I'm guessing that he didn't have that many options.
2. She was spending a lot of money for his benefit. He was in his soft phase. Drizzle drizzle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

21 This is Little Debbie's older sister BIG DEBBIE.

Posted by: Multiple Chins is a Human Right at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (hqQIL)

22 >> Grossly Ugly Left-Wing Money Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Fuck Her Arrested for Money Laundering

Oof. Shopping that poon should be a crime by itself. Call it the Penicide by Poon Statute.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (yv1Au)

23 10 I could never drink her pretty.
Posted by: Diogenes

Perhaps you could black out the memory of what you did with her though.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (jjoN6)

24 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?

... a black dude?

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (9TspW)

25 Grossly Ugly Left-Wing Money Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Fuck Her Arrested for Money Laundering

Money funneled itself? Is that like when the MFM says a car drove into a crowd?
Posted by: Ian S.

Headline needs one more "K"?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (VHUov)

26 you ok ace?

the post "subject lines" have been iffy of late

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

27 The ideology is just a disguise for the thiefing.

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (Q+gd/)

28 I'm the money.

Posted by: Vesper Lynd at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (wXgT/)

29 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?

He misunderstood the directions for the "bull rider". You're supposed to tell her you're not a Democrat *after* things are progressing nicely and then count how long you can hang on.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

30
Slag
Doxie
Strumpet

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (O0L8i)

31 Guys will dork anything

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (enNUy)

32 Why not just have sex with a beached whale. I mean, could you really tell the difference?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (yv1Au)

33
Then: Democrats Support the KKK

Now: Democrats Support the KKK

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (iABCo)

34 Nothing to see here... just normal charity work.

Posted by: Inogame at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (53oGX)

35
More cushion for the pushing

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (/QHx4)

36
Again, Jocelyn Benson is in the middle of all this and hasn't been called out on it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)

37 You know, I’ve often wondered where Elvis went. Then I see this chick and wonder if maybe she ate him.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:29 PM (yv1Au)

38 That woman is so not money.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

She might have a beautiful baby friend that's ready to party.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (iABCo)

39 The lefties think they have a sick burn on X with:
"It's telling that the US Government dismantled the Black Panthers but not the KKK."

Dear sweet child of the Indoctrination--you really don't even have a clue of what you don't know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

40 35
More cushion for the pushing

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (/QHx4

If I need a crane and earthmoving equipment, there's too much cushion.

Posted by: I'm just a little boy at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (hqQIL)

41 Again, Jocelyn Benson is in the middle of all this and hasn't been called out on it.

Jocelyn Elders would've told both parties to just masturbate.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

42 This time I want to go on top.

Posted by: Heidi "Snu Snu" Beirich at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (88C+u)

43 What jury will convict her?

Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi3zc)

44
OUT: Southern Poverty Law Center
IN: Soon Prison Life Coming

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

45 That woman is so not money.
Posted by: bonhomme

She might have a beautiful baby friend that's ready to party.
Posted by: ...

No wingman on earth.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (VHUov)

46 Wow. She turned into Fräulein Rottenmeier.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (MWfyi)

47 You know, I’ve often wondered where Elvis went. Then I see this chick and wonder if maybe she ate him.
Posted by: Vengeance

I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

48 I, too, don't care about white supremacy, because I think it's largely bullshit made up to extract money from people who are gullible enough to think it's a problem.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (2Xqig)

49
They call her Vampire the Buffet Slayer

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (iABCo)

50 I dunno. It’s kinda hard to dork that. How do you get past the slimy fat rolls filled with Cheetos crumbs, BO that would make an Indian wretch, and a hoohah that smells like week old fish that sat in the sun. Not even a bottle of Jack Daniels would help that.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (yv1Au)

51 > Southern Poverty Law Center’s Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich.
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Say what?!

Director of Intelligence.... how Soviet of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2Cry5)

52 My word is she ugly… and she has a man voice. I wonder if she has the Seinfeld man-hands? I don’t wanna know

Not even a self-respecting Nazi would want to hit that… throwing up in mouth

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (MaA4a)

53 Gaslight: *checkmark*
Projection: *checkmark*
Transference: *checkmark*

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (QB6+C)

54 There's probably something seriously wrong with me but I cannot comprehend a person 50+ years old risking everything for sex.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2ap+5)

55 31 Guys will dork anything
Posted by: nckate

If we're paid enough, then... possibly. This case shows we're not all that different from girls

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (88C+u)

56
I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

__________

If it wasn't for Colonel Parker, he would have died at 42.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (O0L8i)

57 It wasn't just SPLC. Others were involved. Go after the financiers. Destroy this filthy vermin!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (sAmhv)

58 She looks like she was just rolled out of the Karen Factory

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (fapp/)

59 Harry Mudd's wife.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

60 William White Williams is an unsavory individual and I'm sure he's not a ton of fun at parties.

But when his outré organization National Alliance was infiltrated by Beirich, he stated to the New York Post: "I knew it was that fat, ugly hog Heidi Beirich."

I'll give him max points for factual accuracy, if nothing else.

There's no better way to describe Beirich, than as a "fat, ugly hog." Both in body and spirit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)

61 Why am I convinced there is overlap between the Porky's extended Universe and The Life and Times of William Jefferson Clinton?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (r7+Q7)

62 Afternoon Ace
The woman looks like something out of The Hills Have Eyes
I don't think I could fix her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (WOnE5)

63 Don't care what she looks like. It's a reprehensible organization and I expect she's out there so the SPLC can say, "We had no idea of her corruption. We're all shocked !!" She's the token fall woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (JrHfD)

64 "Guys will dork anything
Posted by: nckate

If we're paid enough, then... possibly. This case shows we're not all that different from girls"

Or penguins.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (MWfyi)

65 Heidi's not attractive. Lol.

First world problems.

Heidi laying on a long beach chair in a white bikini generously rubbing suntan lotion all over her pearly white skin as the midday sun beats down on her is some poor Saudi Arabian teenage boys fantasy.

To some, she's prime early 1980's Sears catalog bra section.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)

66 31 Guys will dork anything
Posted by: nckate

She had to pay a nazi to fuck her.

Posted by: Closing Time at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (hqQIL)

67 What jury will convict her?

Uncharacteristically, for you, this is a good point... or it would be if she weren't facing going to trial in Alabama.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (ExV1e)

68 > You know, I’ve often wondered where Elvis went. Then I see this chick and wonder if maybe she ate him.

Elvis at his heaviest could eat this chick for lunch and still have room for a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)

69 "that fat, ugly hog Heidi Beirich."

The truest statement ever made. Her legal name should be forcibly changed to "Fat Ugly Hog" by a judge.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

70 >> I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, but that guy had his dick in more women than anybody who will ever live.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (yv1Au)

71 I don't think she looks bad at all.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (iABCo)

72 Of course the lefties are all still sticking with the "they were just paying informants!!"

Someone noted earlier that this superseding indictment is a predicate for RICO.

So I'm sure this is just her ....

LOL, gonna be hilarious when they seize all the off-shore assets of the SPLC.
Say, why do they need to off-shore their assets?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

73 Not even a bottle of Jack Daniels would help that.
Posted by: Vengeance

A Navy guy I knew used to say, "Not a night dark enough or a bottle of Jack Daniels big enough."

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

74 She looks like she was just rolled out of the Karen Factory
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

The Factory put everything they had into this one!

Posted by: literally at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (VHUov)

75 Heidi laying on a long beach chair in a white bikini generously rubbing suntan lotion all over her pearly white skin as the midday sun beats down on her

Lotsa beach in Tattooine.

Posted by: Stateless, ma bookie; keel-ee calleya ku kah at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (88C+u)

76 The Guardian: Trump’s justice department arrests expert on far right as part of SPLC crackdown

Correction: Trump’s weaponized justice department arrests expert...

More accurate would be "Fascist American regime abducts expert on fascism and far right."

MAGA is seeking revenge on anyone who fought the KKK and other right-wing terrorist groups. They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist. That's why the right always calls the SPLC Communist.

Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

What I'm reading is she's a hero...unless you have a stake in shutting down organizations that do this kind of work in order to promote white supremacy

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)

77 My standards are lower than this chicks belly to the ground, and I wouldn’t do her.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (yv1Au)

78 A Navy guy I knew used to say, "Not a night dark enough or a bottle of Jack Daniels big enough."
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

I was in the Navy and saw some of the women guys went home with... your guy is misremembering.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

79 Tell me at least two dozen Feebs showed up at her door, at dawn, with guns drawn, to make the arrest.

Then tell me there's video.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (e37bH)

80 " I don't think she looks bad at all.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill"

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (MWfyi)

81 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (WOnE5)

82 21 This is Little Debbie's older sister BIG DEBBIE.
Posted by: Multiple Chins is a Human Right at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (

Whatever you do, never order a Big Debbie's oatmeal cream pie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (NeUY1)

83 Of course the lefties are all still sticking with the "they were just paying informants!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

And Pete Townshend was just doing research.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (iABCo)

84 My TSLA was up 7.6%, so I sold it. Not bad for two weeks.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N)

85 your guy is misremembering.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

But you haven't seen her big surprise!

Posted by: two months at sea at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (88C+u)

86 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (yv1Au)

87 Even the Paolo would go limp at the sight of this women….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (MaA4a)

88 Married with children line....

Heidi Birch: you're standing in my sun! I'm trying to get an all over tan!

Al: That's asking a lot of the sun.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

89 80 " I don't think she looks bad at all.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill"

You're really gonna need to sweet talk this one into the Fun Van. Because you ain't lifting her.

Bitch will get stuck halfway down the well.

Posted by: I'm Hannibal Lector and I approved this message at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (hqQIL)

90 They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist.
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No one was actually saying that.......

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (iABCo)

91 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.
Posted by: Vengeance T

Tried? Tried?? There is no try, only do!

Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (MWfyi)

92 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Not us.
-- Florence, Oregon Explosives Experts

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

93 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (WOnE5)

The sea was angry that day, my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (MaA4a)

94 Director of Intelligence.... how Soviet of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I didn't realize the SPLC was a government..... but I guess I should have.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (VHUov)

95 87 Even the Paolo would go limp at the sight of this women….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (MaA4a

Okay then.

We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)

96 So, like a firefighter becoming an arsonist for job security.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (xWQZT)

97 "We had to fund the KKK to stop them."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (iABCo)

98 Yeah, even a serial killer would pass that one up. Too big of a hole to dig, and probably too big to cut up on the bathtub. It would be like trying to dress out a cow in a teacup.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (Otznn)

99 Tried? Tried?? There is no try, only do!
Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison

Who's the crazy fool that gave Roy a lightsaber?!?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (VHUov)

100 81 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in
Posted by: Smell the Glove

What if, instead, we got a bunch of dynamite...

Posted by: Florence, Oregon, 1970 at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (t19vo)

101 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.
Posted by: Vengeance T

Were you there to witness it, or was she bragging about it all over school?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

102 She's the antidote for the 4-hour boner

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (J4Dwc)

103 Why not just have sex with a beached whale. I mean, could you really tell the difference?

When the whale (the marine one) vomits on you, you can sell it for good money.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

104
Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC who was just arrested for secretly funding White Supremacy Nazi Groups complained a few years ago how fast these Nazi groups were exploding under Donald Trump

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It isn't just her or the SPLC doing this. It's a widespread pattern on the Left. Think of all the racial hoaxes and fake nooses. The GOPe agreeing to be lied about and demonized. The criminals turned loose to attack again.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (azNOR)

105 Ow! My eyes!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (Q+gd/)

106 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.

Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)

107 Okay then.

We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Stateless

I regret nothing!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, selflessly jumping on that fat bomb to protect the Horde at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (t19vo)

108 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.
Posted by: Vengeance T
_________

She got elected DA in Fulton County.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (XvL8K)

109 whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

Little smokies?

Posted by: kitty queen at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (x0xqR)

110 Ralph: I was popular with the girls. They all wanted to be near me when we went to the beach.
Alice: Ralph, it's not that they liked you. They just wanted to sit in the shade.

Posted by: The Honeymooners at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (JM9I6)

111 When she sits around the house, she sits...*around* the house!

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (TN0g+)

112 Harry Mudd's wife.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

The actress playing Harry Mudd's wife was much thinner, just the character was a total shrew.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (W90Ou)

113 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

With or without opening the package? Yes, it matters to my Kalshi position.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)

114 The legal theory they are using to go after Jabba the Slut is that the SPLC defrauded its donors by not telling them the money was being given to Jabba's white supremacist boyfriend.

I'm not sure if that will hold but I want months of discussion from the FNM about how leftwing NGOs giving money to the white supremacists is a perfectly normal and legal thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

115 >> Were you there to witness it, or was she bragging about it all over school?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

My best friend's mom was an ER nurse. The girl went to the hospital because, well, I guess one broke off.

So much for HIPPA and patient privacy. I think she moved to the Arctic after that.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (Otznn)

116 Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)

Um. The SPLC is not a law enforcement organization, you worthless dildo magnet.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (AdHga)

117 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

Amateur.

Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

118 HERR Dr. BEIRICH!!

Posted by: Minuteman at August 13, 2026 12:46 PM (7FRd5)

119 Indeed, The Paolo is, how you say, human.

Posted by: Paolo at August 13, 2026 12:46 PM (0sNs1)

120 found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.

Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)

AKKSHUAALLLYYY. Back then, it was probably mostly carpeted. Not smooth.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (AdHga)

121 Off topic technical note: Just upgraded a Raspberry computer here and got an error message on loading this site. An ad tried to open the camera that the Raspberry doesn't have. They are watching you.

Also Chromium sucks diseased donkey taint that it failed to stop the attempt.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (+iL5S)

122 A couple months ago Congress had the "acting" SPLC Director in the hotseat. Black dude. Dinna know nuttin'. Kept saying he wasn't familiar with the issues that were being brought up.

My question now is; where's the actual Director of the SPLC? Did the authorities ever find him/her/it?

This cow is one cog in the SPLC's vast wheel of "directors" who apparently are all in on the fraud, corruption and social injustice being foisted on the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (2Cry5)

123 She ain’t fat, she’s just fluffy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (6ydKt)

124 This is the top breaking news story at cnn, apple news and Google news.

J/k There’s no mention of it whatsoever.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (7xx4i)

125 Once again, the dark part of my psyche wishes that we were even 1/10th as dangerous and evil as these people pretend we are. They would not have the courage to challenge us.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (jjoN6)

126
MAGA is seeking revenge on anyone who fought the KKK and other right-wing terrorist groups. They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist. That's why the right always calls the SPLC Communist.

I am amused how the left bounces between "Replacement Theory is a racist myth" and "You crackers are a dying breed, all these new immigrants are going to destroy you if you don't embrace socialism now"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

127 Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

So each guy had 38 seconds? Wonder if she's hiring...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iABCo)

128 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Dude's waist was 42 too. So in fat years he was 84.

Posted by: Nothing But A Hound Dog at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (hqQIL)

129 We are in the early stages of the Bolshevik takeover of America. This doesn't get fixed Constitutionally, IMO. A gardening tip from Jefferson comes to mind.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (F4p3X)

130 F bombs splashing in the title!

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (9CU5T)

131 She so fat, she use a VCR for a beeper!

Posted by: Antique Yo Mama Jokes at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (JM9I6)

132 Assolutamente no!

Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (g47mK)

133 Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that?
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She wasn't arrested for that. She was arrested for using donor money for personal expenses, and using donor money to recruit and build the very "enemy" that her organization was allegedly working against. Its embezzlement. There are exactly *zero* laws that prohibit attempts to "infiltrate" an organization. But that's not what this Lizzo did.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (TN0g+)

134 The idea of Heidi Beirich getting turned out by a meth-mouthed neo-Nazi is what I would call a "macabre Comedy of Terrors."

But, set aside the transgressive and presumably grotesque sex acts involved in this hilarious pecadillo, at least for a moment.

If your group is going up against the National Alliance, and I, the Jew, find myself asking "who do I hate more? NA, or you? Nevermind, scratch that, it's definitely you," then you have severely fucked up your PR game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

135 Imagine the bush on that thing. It probably rivals Angela Davis.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Otznn)

136 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM
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They all look the same with a sheet over their heads.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (mseD3)

137 Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

Remember in the early 2020s when the left argued any violence at a BLM event/Floyd riot was caused by boogaloo boys trying to stoke fears of racialist violence?

Well, let's play a fun game here. Let's suppose it came out that Charlie Kirk had paid a bunch of Black Panther types to start fires and vandalize buildings under the claim he was investigating terrorist leftwing orgs. How long would the left let that survive as an idea before prosecuting him for paying for terrorists and boogaloo boys?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

138 HERR Dr. BEIRICH!!
Posted by: Minuteman

*Horses whinny in background.*

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (xWQZT)

139 My best friend's mom was an ER nurse. The girl went to the hospital because, well, I guess one broke off.

So much for HIPPA and patient privacy. I think she moved to the Arctic after that.
Posted by: Vengeance

Gotta use the natural-casing ones. Can't trust that extruded-collagen stuff to hold together.

Posted by: educated prevert at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (VHUov)

140
I guess founder Morris Dees feels better about being forced out of the SPLC now. He is distant from ground zero, out of the news, and presumably still has his money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (VWtfl)

141 You people are all terrible and going to hell.

And I’m telling mom.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (Otznn)

142 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

You actually believe he died?

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (S0M0K)

143 They all look the same with a sheet over their heads.
Posted by: Darth Randall

Basic geometry disagrees.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)

144 127 Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

So each guy had 38 seconds? Wonder if she's hiring...
Posted by: ...

Uh...three holes, two hands, a pair of feet...with a little creativity, she could multitask like one of those one-man bands.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, selflessly jumping on that fat bomb to protect the Horde at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (K9nu8)

145 Imagine the bush on that thing. It probably rivals Angela Davis.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Otznn)

Like having Don King in a headlock.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (AdHga)

146 Real life Scooby Doo meme.

Posted by: Clay at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (JT2CP)

147 125 Once again, the dark part of my psyche wishes that we were even 1/10th as dangerous and evil as these people pretend we are. They would not have the courage to challenge us.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (jjoN6

Someone here once pointed out that the left can ramp up the violence, get concessions and ramp it down again.

Conservatives have a binary choice given family, homes, jobs.

Peacefully resist, peacefully resist, peacefully resist.

Or kill them all.

I always remember that.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

148
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (XJ22o)

149 Remember in the early 2020s when the left argued any violence at a BLM event/Floyd riot was caused by boogaloo boys trying to stoke fears of racialist violence?

Well, let's play a fun game here. Let's suppose it came out that Charlie Kirk had paid a bunch of Black Panther types......

18-1
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Better game. Let's suppose it WAS boogaloo boys attacking blacks but only because the Left was putting them up to it and paying their wages.

Now what....?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (iABCo)

150 140
I guess founder Morris Dees feels better about being forced out of the SPLC now. He is distant from ground zero, out of the news, and presumably still has his money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

And the sweet memory of bopping Benson.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

151 The idea of Heidi Beirich getting turned out by a meth-mouthed neo-Nazi is what I would call a "macabre Comedy of Terrors."

A lot of leftwing women end up with odd sexual fixations. They believe masculine white men are evil so then they get turned on by evil. Your average lefty then beds a series of superficially masculine losers who hit, choke, and treat them poorly.

Jabba here just cranked it to 11. Instead of bedding a dude bro with a few questionable tattoos and a meth habit she went straight to the uber fuhrer.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

152 Just leave it to the horde to come up with 101 creative and humorous ways to say this lady is very ugly…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (MaA4a)

153 You may think this is just pillow talk, but just hear me out...

...Imma start a graft to scam KKK members by soliciting money to oppose the SPLC and then donor some of it to the SPLC to keep their operation going, Boo.

Now gimme some of that hot pointy mask love!

Posted by: Dr. REV. Heidi Beirich, esquirina at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (7FRd5)

154 Just leave it to the horde to come up with 101 creative and humorous ways to say this lady is very ugly…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Sometimes the soul just shows through like that.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (VHUov)

155 A gardening tip from Jefferson comes to mind.
Posted by: Chairborne!

Our tip of planting corn, beans and squash together, and fertilizing with fish scraps, didn't stop the white man's takeover at all!

Posted by: Native Americans at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (K9nu8)

156 “A man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do to get paid.”

Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (9CU5T)

157 You actually believe he died?
Posted by: Doof

Well, maybe he did the Piper thing, where he died but still comes back every so often, in his case to work at that McDonald's in Kalamazoo.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

158 The charges against the the SPLC and Heidi Beirich are for wire fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering related to secretly funneling donor funds to extremist groups.

These are RICO predicates. Just sayin'

They have Heidi dead to rights, so she's facing serious jail time or she can talk to help build out the RICO charge network. A big board, lost of colored string.

Big RICO also coming out of Miami.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (dtajH)

159 The only reason the SPLC had any legitimacy was because of the 'cover' the media gave them. As they do for any anti-American, leftist organization. Notice how they never, ever call anyone or thing on the Left radical or extremist. Or even Leftist for crying out loud. But on the right, everyone from the Boy Scouts on down are Extremist, Right Wing!

Unfortunately for a weak-minded, mal-educated, distracted people this fucking works. This is why Democracy, IMO, is not working.

And yes, I know we're a Constitutional Republic...just bear with my short-hand description, please.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (F4p3X)

160 Harry Mudd's wife

A pin-up girl compared to that SPLC manatee. That, and Harry Mudd's wife will shut up. The SPLC thing probably never does.

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (9TspW)

161 Looks like he will do some time regardless of what Bragg and a NYC jury try and pull:

Luigi Mangione expected to plead guilty to federal charges in assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO

NY Post article : https://tinyurl.com/4ykfsrdm

Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (SHHm+)

162 Once again, the dark part of my psyche wishes that we were even 1/10th as dangerous and evil as these people pretend we are. They would not have the courage to challenge us.

Remember during the early 90s when the primary protest group in America was pro-lifers? The left pulled out all the stops to criminalize that (with help from Mitch McConnell no less!)

And there is no question if the right broadly embraced political violence the Overton window would be far, far to the right of where it is now.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

163 Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Uh oh. That's dangerous talk on this blog...

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

164 Elvis Presley is alive and well, living in Tweed, Ontario.

Posted by: far cry at August 13, 2026 12:58 PM (X+NGn)

165 I bought a new dishwasher 3 years ago. It’s already on its last legs making some strange sounds while operating. Long out of warranty. Calling an appliance repair guy is $125 just to diagnose it. Then another $150-250 to fix it probably. A new one is $500. No point in repairing.

And that’s exactly what the manufacturers calculate and why everything is such shit quality now.

And this is part of the inflation number that doesn’t show up. Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 12:59 PM (7xx4i)

166 11 The SPLC will just say they had no idea this "person" was doing this....
Posted by: It's me donna

Renders it liable for private lawsuits plus charging her means that it is evidence for the IRS to pull their non profit status. That kills their money intake as rich leftists donors demand that tax deduction or will likely go elsewhere. Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

167 Fat Elvis could still sing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (MaA4a)

168 Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?

Posted by: TV Times at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (JM9I6)

169 Peacefully resist, peacefully resist, peacefully resist.

Or kill them all.

I always remember that.
Posted by: Stateless

Like the poem "The men who wanted to be left alone."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (jjoN6)

170 And this is part of the inflation number that doesn’t show up. Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

Listen to your economics major self. You really do know math!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

171 164 Elvis Presley is alive and well, living in Tweed, Ontario.
Posted by: far cry at August 13, 2026 12:58 PM (X+NGn)
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Shut up, that's just a rumor.

Posted by: The Tweed Peanut Butter and Nanner sammich cartel at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (3aLWR)

172 Harcourt Fenton Mudd - "Completely Unavoidable"
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)

https://youtu.be/0-8WCwNp_oM

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (u82oZ)

173 Elvis Presley is alive, but unwell. He was swallowed whole by a young Jerry Nadler in 1977, and has struggled to break free of the abdominal stoma he burst through in 1980 ever since.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)

174 Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.

The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:

Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

175 Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?
Posted by: TV Times

I knew that.

She was much funnier as Gladys Kravitz than Sandra Gould.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

176 Harcourt Fenton Mudd - "Completely Unavoidable"
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)

We will apparently have lifelike humanoid robots long before we get starships...Thanks Japan...I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

177
Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

===============

I guess this intrepid commenter didn't get down to the part where the KKK used the dough to EXPAND and CREATE NEW chapters.

That's not exactly my idea of infiltration and subversion.

It would be hilarious if the DOJ subpoenas KKK leadership and asks them if there was any understanding between them and SPLC as to where the dough would go. Because, you know, "Here, Mr. Wizard, take this big fat check" isn't the same as spending your money to set up double agents and send them on secret missions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (XJ22o)

178 Heidi could feed Ilham Nur's tribe for a month.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (kLvfY)

179 Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?
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She died. She apparently had cancer when she accepted the role and didn't tell anyone.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (TN0g+)

180 Don’t forget, Jocelyn Benson, who is running on the Democrat ticket for governor in Michigan was on the board of the SPLC during this time.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (EiUt/)

181 Katie Miller
@KatieMiller
Aug 12
Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:

“I tried keto once.

“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”

“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any sugar.“

Note: Paraguay is reviewing if they can legally send SOS Rubio Pop-Tarts

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

182 It would be hilarious if the DOJ subpoenas KKK leadership and asks them if there was any understanding between them and SPLC as to where the dough would go.

See she'd put the check down her pants and told me if I wanted the money I had better be good at fishing and have brought a nice tackle to use to catch a Heidi Fish.

Posted by: The poor KKK guy at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

183 And there is no question if the right broadly embraced political violence the Overton window would be far, far to the right of where it is now.

Posted by: 18-1
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The right, by and large, does not have a large population of ne'er do wells that can be activated as a mob by cash. The left creates them by the score.

The Jacksonian right, by and large has a binary switch between kill them all and avoidance of conflict.

Violence then is not calibrated like it is for leftists and indeed most of the world. Most of the world uses political violence to force others to do what they want without widescale destruction. The dominant strain on the right in the US is Jacksonian. Law abiding until it is not.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

184 I saw Nazi-Bang open for Marie Osmond at MetalFest '88.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 01:04 PM (Av6i5)

185 The great white whale got laid, weighed and paid.

Posted by: burma shave at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (ehY6c)

186 We will apparently have lifelike humanoid robots long before we get starships...Thanks Japan...I guess.
Posted by: 18-1

Flying cars, sexbots, promises, promises.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (Y8DZL)

187 Could the wearers of white sheets sue the SPLC to provide a list of agents?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (kLvfY)

188 They have a real crappy statue of the lead from Bewitched in Salem MA.

Nice enough town...if you ignore the people living there

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

189 > Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?

Poor lady died of cancer.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (mkw2N)

190 Rubio is unhinged. He needs to stay like this forever and maybe we could beat these retards for another two elections.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (iABCo)

191 Cherry 2000 or 33-S?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (kLvfY)

192 188 They have a real crappy statue of the lead from Bewitched in Salem MA.

Nice enough town...if you ignore the people living there
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

Same can be said for most of the state. And NYS, CA.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (N39Ws)

193 174 Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.

The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:

Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1

To the left, they care not about the organizations but the cause. So Acorn's peeps drifted to new organizations doing the same crap, BLM, ditto. What drives it is large pools of cash, often derived from local, state, and federal coffers plus foreign money and domestic traitors like Soros, Hoffman, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

194 Sometimes I forget just how crazy-evil-brainwashed-relentless-sneaky-misinformed-amoral our enemies are.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (Av6i5)

195
She's a Ph.D., donchano?

Heidi, She-Wolf of the KKK

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (s9VOe)

196 SPLC leadership to their entire donor base:

"Not our fault. YOU TRUSTED US!"

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)

197 I took a ghost tour in Salem and it was amusing.

They took us to one haunted mansion where I didn't see anything but I noticed there were two types of people working the place - college aged theater girls and middle aged gay guys.

The middle aged guys knew all the ghost stories the girls looked nice in their sorta goth get ups.

Note, I saw zero ghosts.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

198 We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM

Nowadays his performance on that challenge would involve asking if this woman is Jewish.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

199 190 Rubio is unhinged. He needs to stay like this forever and maybe we could beat these retards for another two elections.
Posted by: ...
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Someone, probably not Trump, is going to have to cross the Rubicon in dealing with the treacherous left and Rinos, after Trump departs. DeSantis would probably I think, Rubio, at least this version might, I think Vance is possibly the weakest probability.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

200 These days, Rubio is much more appealing to me than Vance. Maybe it’s that meme…maybe it’s the Vance friendship with TuCa… he’s just been the most impressive person in Trump 2.0… well, him and Bessent

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (MaA4a)

201 194 Sometimes I forget just how crazy-evil-brainwashed-relentless-sneaky-misinformed-amoral our enemies are.
Posted by: zombie
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Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)

202 Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

Why don't you just buy a good one?

(Miele or Bosch)

Yes, they are expensive but they will last and have damn few repairs.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (udaaY)

203 Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

The Left wants you afraid to say things. Trump's success is he makes them afraid of what he will say.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (iABCo)

204 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)

205 TBH I would say the rough order in likelyhood of throwing down on RINOs would be:

Vance
DeSantis
Rubio

Vance doesn't owe the GOPers anything. DeSantis has worked with them, but as governor blazed his own non-Rhino path, and Rubio worked as a border line GOPer himself for years before getting the nod from Trump as SOS where he has been arguably the best SOS of all time

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

206 Thanks annoying pop-up for this gem:

Elder Abuse Training

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (kLvfY)

207 The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:

Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
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Someone should make a sitcom around all three...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (FZ29D)

208
Her rendition of "I'm Tired" was a thing of horror, those afflicted by it said.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (s9VOe)

209 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)

It’s just awful horrible that the SS took steps to avoid an assassination of the prez… sarc

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (MaA4a)

210 She died. She apparently had cancer when she accepted the role and didn't tell anyone.
Posted by: Crusader

Carolyn Jones hid her cancer diagnosis so that she would still get hired. Madelyn Rhue did the same with her MS diagnosis.

Posted by: Memento Mori..... at August 13, 2026 01:13 PM (JM9I6)

211 Once again this proves out the fact that the LEFT will ALWAYS accuse you of what they are guilty of.

You Support White Supremacy she yells while supporting actual White Supremacists....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 01:13 PM (mP0Kj)

212 Nowadays his performance on that challenge would involve asking if this woman is Jewish.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

Of all the animals who could claim to be Jewish, i think a hog is the hardest sell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

213 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM

Is that ... like ... a long time?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at August 13, 2026 01:15 PM (0sNs1)

214 206 Thanks annoying pop-up for this gem:

Elder Abuse Training

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (kLvfY

Prevention or 'How to'?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)

215 Wait. You don't think the people who concentrated black people in tiny enclaves of horror, rent their families asunder, and are now actively making the world despise and tire of them, actually don't like black people all that much....?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:16 PM (iABCo)

216 Is there nothing the Jews won't do?

Per Tucker Carlson, @benshapiro was "created" by Israel.
"They" got him "into Harvard Law School" & made
@realDailyWire successful by getting the company a "deal with Facebook that no one got."
Tucker added that Shapiro's views are actually "the opinions of the people who prop up Ben Shapiro, who created Ben Shapiro. This is what they think."
While Tucker mostly avoided naming "they" — initially calling Shapiro an "employee... of larger interests" — he eventually let the mask slip.
At 2:35 of this clip, Tucker refers to "Ben Shapiro's employer's foreign policy."

https://tinyurl.com/yenv4phd

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I guess it was like Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)

217 Agnes Moorehead got cancer from that Genghis Khan movie they filmed by the nuclear test sites in Nevada. Same with John Wayne and Susan Hayward.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

218 Vance doesn't owe the GOPers anything. DeSantis has worked with them, but as governor blazed his own non-Rhino path, and Rubio worked as a border line GOPer himself for years before getting the nod from Trump as SOS where he has been arguably the best SOS of all time
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

At least Vance wasn't friends with Myer Lansky and perverts like Roy Cohn. People like that are beyond the pale, and must be rejected

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

219 That chick nailed a dude every 39 seconds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (7zn4w)

220 Someone, probably not Trump, is going to have to cross the Rubicon in dealing with the treacherous left and Rinos, after Trump departs. DeSantis would probably I think, Rubio, at least this version might, I think Vance is possibly the weakest probability.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
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Tempting for the kill-shot to end all the fuss, but this kind of crap has been going on since before the American War for Independence. The Wets will be with us always. Washington had to put up with the Whiskey Rebellion, Andrew Jackson with the Nullification Crisis, something something in Kansas, Harper's Ferry, and the Big Something that started in 1860, (and Copperheads galore).

There's always Something going on.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

221 Wow. That thing is just rancid.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (X/q9i)

222
Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1

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Didn't Acorn manage to dissolve into the eternal sea of grift, perhaps losing its ego but contributing untold droplets to the unchanging tides of theft and corruption?

I'd really like to see something like SPLC destroyed. Like its former employees have to downsize and get Uber and Doordash gigs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (XJ22o)

223 Have you guys seen the shock glove ICE is buying? It makes sense. It's already in your hand, unlike a TASER that is sitting on your belt. If you're grabbing someone with a TASER in hand, you can only use one hand. With this thing on, you have both hands plus the TASER functionality. Plus there's no way for cops to mistake their gun for their TASER.

http://tiny.cc/b0k8101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (mkw2N)

224 Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM

Have you alerted That Guy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

225 Not clicking to find out, let the ambiguity seep into your thoughts...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (kLvfY)

226 When they made Heidi Beirich they broke the mold.

Rumor has it the beat the hell out of the mold-maker too.

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (JfNq6)

227 200 These days, Rubio is much more appealing to me than Vance. Maybe it’s that meme…maybe it’s the Vance friendship with TuCa… he’s just been the most impressive person in Trump 2.0… well, him and Bessent
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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For me as well. We have about one year or so longer for the audition for Trump's successor so I am content to wait until it is necessary.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)

228 Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)

And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (F4p3X)

229 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.
Posted by: steevy

Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

230 A big board, lost of colored string.

They're talking about colored string! They're basically the Klan 2.0!!!

Posted by: SPLC spy watching AoS comments at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (K9nu8)

231
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM

Have you alerted That Guy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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I AM That Guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (XJ22o)

232 Trump’s justice department arrests expert on far-right as part of SPLC crackdown.

The justice department on Wednesday arrested a leading expert on far-right extremism, charging her with financial crimes as part of the government’s ongoing case against the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).

-The Gaurdian

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (6iKlf)

233
Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

She should give that former Cambridge ~~professor~~ faker a call and compare notes on how to recognize when you're claiming too much for your performances.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (s9VOe)

234 Rubio-Bessent in '28!

A Hispanic (the Donks and Media will dub him a White Hispanic) and a gay dude. I'd trust Bessent as POTUS if anything happens to Rubio.

How would the Donks respond? AOC and Mayor Buttplug?

Bigger problem - how many in the Repub base would stay home rather than voting a for a gay dude?

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)

235 When they made Heidi Beirich they broke the mold.

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (JfNq6)
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Quite a bit of it grew back... (HT: Emo Philips)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (FZ29D)

236 I'm wondering how the trigger works. I imagine you have to squeeze or press, and that triggers it. So you might not be able to walk around with the thing on your hand all the time. Or maybe you can learn to use that hand without triggering the shock functionality.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (mkw2N)

237 Would take more than $4 million to entice me to fuck that cow

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

238 At least Vance wasn't friends with Myer Lansky...
Posted by: Kindltot

Yes, but at least his knives were sharp.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (diia5)

239 Didn't Acorn manage to dissolve into the eternal sea of grift, perhaps losing its ego but contributing untold droplets to the unchanging tides of theft and corruption?

Soooo...you're saying they were lost in time, like tears...in rain?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

240 And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Jesus did a lot of verbal smiting. And something about the money changers.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

241 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

As a point to consider here, if you trace back 100 generations of her mother, her mother's mother and so on they collectively probably had sex with fewer men in their whole lives then she did in 12 hours.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

242 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.
Posted by: steevy

Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

The Secret Service is pledged to protect the President's life. Not journalist's lives.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (F4p3X)

243 Bigger problem - how many in the Repub base would stay home rather than voting a for a gay dude?
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)

How many would stay home because he was a Soros henchman and one of the Banksters that broke the Pound?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

244 Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM

Have you alerted That Guy?

That Guy is probably AOSHQ's most prolific commenter.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

245
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Here?

What it is ain't exactly clear.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (s9VOe)

246 237 Would take more than $4 million to entice me to fuck that cow
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Just shows to go ya, everyone has their price!

Posted by: The Million Dollar Man at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (JM9I6)

247 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (amcLV)

248 Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.

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Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (ndZc7)

249 217 Agnes Moorehead got cancer from that Genghis Khan movie they filmed by the nuclear test sites in Nevada. Same with John Wayne and Susan Hayward.
Posted by: Bulg
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And it wasn't even a good movie to sacrifice anyone's life over. Mostly forgotten now.

But you want to see some balls of steel, checkout the guys underneath an airburst nuke taking pictures and observing it from the ground at point zero.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

250 A clear case of Fugly. No hearings necessary.

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (leKdc)

251 Jesus did a lot of verbal smiting. And something about the money changers.
Posted by: Bulg

Sorry, Jesus...it's never enough for the base. Not even escalating to angrily worded letters!!!

Posted by: Trey Gowdy and other congressional GOPers at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (K9nu8)

252 I've never known people who pretended to know both as little and as much as a Leftist.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (iABCo)

253 Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

We forget that the past had very bright colors that were not always in the best of taste. So it goes for the mummy undead.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

254 Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

You're getting her confused with me.
-- Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

255
That Guy is probably AOSHQ's most prolific commenter.
Posted by: Archimedes

True, but only since the Guy Who Shouts, En Fuego! went AWOL.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (s9VOe)

256 Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM

So say we all.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter, and Anderson Cooper at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

257 Posted by: Elric The Blade

Who cares? Aside from you, I mean You're not running a white supremacist group, are you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (wmzkx)

258 One of the more pathetic things about this SPLC story is I am willing to bet Heidi wasn't buying sex so much as "The Boyfriend Experience"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

259 Heidi Beirich had body-form mold issues, so she moved to Palm Springs.

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (6iKlf)

260 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.

I know, no math...

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

261
"Put it in me, you big ol' racist, you! Fill me with a bigoted baby or two! Wait, where are you going?"

"To get the bag of flour."

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (s9VOe)

262 And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.
Posted by: Chairborne!.
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If you read between the lines, the NT is actually more horrifying for the evil doing nonbelievers. OT had them being smited with not much consideration of the afterlife. NT has them ALL damned for all time apparently after death.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)

263 I love the way the popup ads hide themselves on android so you can read stuff but get in the way when you try to scroll or comment.

Absolute genius stuff.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (GqAGy)

264 The Secret Service is pledged to protect the President's life.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Or anyone else they're assigned to protect.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

265 The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.
I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM

38 seconds is NOT premature!

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1)

266
"To get the bag of flour."

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (s9VOe)

"Make sure it's the WHITE flour baby!!!"

"I love it when you talk dirty to me."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iABCo)

267 More likely Agnes Moorehead got cancer from her garish makeup as Endora.

Posted by: Max Factor at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (JM9I6)

268 If you read between the lines, the NT is actually more horrifying for the evil doing nonbelievers. OT had them being smited with not much consideration of the afterlife. NT has them ALL damned for all time apparently after death.
Posted by: whig

Yes, I was thinking that, too.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

269 263 I love the way the popup ads hide themselves on android so you can read stuff but get in the way when you try to scroll or comment.

Absolute genius stuff.
Posted by: Richard Cranium

Do yourself a favor and get Brave for Android. It doesn't work nearly as well for IoS due to underlying Webkit. But Brave is wizard for blocking scripting crap and adds on Linux and Android. Win 11, about half and half.

The price is updates every other day or so to block new adware malware twists for Brave.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)

270 Nood Karoline Leavitt

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

271 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.

Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)

Terri Garr, in her dancer days. Being a good Jewish girl, she turned him down.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (bj7t1)

272 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.

I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)
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I did some math.

1113/720 minutes.

Pass the brain bleach, please.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

273 Who cares? Aside from you, I mean You're not running a white supremacist group, are you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (wmzkx)

I care.

I want to know what every man on this blogs's price is, to fuck that fat ugly hog Heidi Beirich.

I couldn't do it. Married. But a single YD says "low eight figures. Maybe $15m."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (BI5O2)

274 Speaking of Jesus . . .

Report: Kansas Democrat Nominee for Governor Cindy Holscher is getting massive backlash about her comment on Jesus Christ

She said: “I have no idea if Jesus was trans, gay, straight, etc.”

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I'm pretty sure he was straight because there's nothing in the Bible about him benefiting from DEI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (ndZc7)

275 NOOD Karoline Leavitt.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

276 "I love it when you talk dirty to me."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iABCo)

Humus. Topsoil. Earth. Loam.

Is that dirty enough?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (F4p3X)

277 There's always Something going on.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

https://shorturl.at/LCqUV

Posted by: zombie Marin Gaye at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3sXRv)

278 I did some math.

1113/720 minutes.

Pass the brain bleach, please.
Posted by: mrp

The Democrats support your family whatever it looks like.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

279 The AWFLs complaining about "white supremacy" as the most awful thing ever can only make that claim because they purposely conflate the atrocities of WWII Nazis with "white" culture. Never mind that the vast majority of the rest of Europe and America was opposed to the Nazis and died in the hundreds of thousands to eradicate them. And never mind that there were many others that were just as bad, if not worse, than the Nazis: Stalinist Soviet Union, Japanese militarists of WWII, Maoist China, Khmer Rouge, Turkish genocide of Armenians, and on and on, none of which can be called "white supremacy." And that's just in the 20th century.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (/jglT)

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