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Trump Signs Executive Order Calling for Reforms in Child Vaccination Schedules; Pete Hegseth Wants a High-T Armed Forces
"Less controversial"? The left has opposed all of these proposals, including the ones they used to support. I saw media headlines asking if ultraprocessed foods, full of chemical preservatives and additives, were really bad for you like RFKJr. says. Motherf***ers, you've been decrying ultraprocessed foods for fifty f***ing years. Now of all a sudden you're not so sure?
President Donald Trump on Monday signed an executive order calling for revamped childhood vaccine recommendations that promote his long-held but discredited theory that childhood shots should be spaced out into separate medical visits. The order advocates separating the measles, mumps and rubella (MMR) vaccine into three different single-disease shots and administering all childhood immunizations at separate appointments whenever possible. It also directs the nation's health department to improve research on vaccines, which are already extensively studied, and present a plan to offer separate measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines for children, since that is not currently an option in the United States. The renewed focus on vaccines marks a departure from the Trump administration's recent efforts to emphasize less controversial health policies related to healthy eating, drug price negotiations and medical fraud crackdowns ahead of November's midterm elections.
Oh dear, in the two months between vaccinations a child might encounter some of these largely-controlled diseases.
Public health experts have raised concerns that spacing out shots as Trump suggests can lead to an increased risk that children become infected with a vaccine-preventable disease before returning for another visit.
Childhood vaccines -- and how and when to give them in combination -- go through rigorous studies, and safety tracking continues for years as the shots are used. Trump called the announcement a "major victory for parents rights, religious and constitutional rights, and for the gold standard science."Trump's order specified that the schedule take account of the medical practices of other "peer, developed countries." In other words, other rich, advanced countries that aren't shithole countries with their heads up their asses. In other words: Europe and Japan. Because Europe and Japan aren't as vaccine-crazy as the American establishment wants this country to be. But this article doesn't mention that, because they don't want to admit to readers there are disputes about the American vaccination schedule, and those disputes are found in advanced, wealthy countries. And they do that because the "elites" do not believe in science or even democratic discussion. They believe in authoritarianism, and they like to claim "all of the experts" agree with us on this, so shut up, peon, and do what your superiors have commanded. It is deadly to this argument to admit that the experts in other advanced countries disagree. So they just don't even mention that. But the media is here to inform you, right?
Oh well we certainly wouldn't want any "uncertainty" about what our Medical Experts have decided is best for us, would we? They got everything 100% right during covid, right? The media is also freaking out because Pete Hegseth declared that good testosterone levels are good for military performance, and obviously the women and soyboys of the media react to testosterone like scraggly genderfuck vampires react to garlic.
Speaking about the order at the Oval Office on Monday, Trump repeatedly suggested the number or timing of vaccines could play a role in rising rates of autism spectrum disorder, even as scientific consensus and decades of studies have firmly concluded there is no link. The order also includes several changes to the childhood vaccine schedule that his health department has already attempted, but that have been blocked by a federal judge. A White House official who insisted on anonymity to brief reporters said Trump was within his right to provide his own recommendation through the executive order and said the lawsuit blocking the health department's schedule was a separate issue. Dr. Andrew Racine, president of the American Academy of Pediatrics, said the announcement spreads uncertainty, fear and confusion where "there doesn't need to be any of that." He disputed Trump's recommendations and said previous ones should stand.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for "testosterone deficiency" among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their "absolute best." The screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members' required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video on social media, Hegseth said receiving testosterone replacement therapy would be voluntary. In the video, Hegseth simply refers to troops, though it appears he is talking about only testing men in uniform for hormone irregularities.Good Lord, they can't even let a program to test for testosterone be about men. They want to know why they're not screening women for testosterone, too.
Sign. What's the number of post-menopausal women in the military? A couple hundred? You know, the great bulk of the military is 1, Male, and 2, ages 20 to 40? And does a deficiency in estrogen reduce performance? I'm not saying that estrogen replacement isn't important for women. As I understand it, it improves women's lives and was wrongly withheld from women for decades due to flawed studies suggesting it was dangerous. But we cannot talk about men's issues for one single fucking second without the left shrieking But what about the hundred and fifty postmenopausal women in the military?!! WHAT ABOUT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO MATTER?!
The move comes as other Trump administration officials have begun to advocate for men to have easier access to testosterone replacement therapies, but the messaging from Hegseth and others blends known science on the hormone with broader, and less substantiated, claims. When asked what conditions Hegseth was looking to address with the new policy, the Pentagon referred to Hegseth's remarks in the video that mentioned keeping troops "strong, resilient and capable" and that the rigors of the modern battlefield demand "maximum psychological and mental readiness." Over the past several years, special operations troops -- and specifically Navy SEALs -- have come under scrutiny for their use of testosterone and similar substances to enhance performance. The death of a SEAL recruit during training in 2022 led to a discovery of substances in his possession, including testosterone, and revealed far more rampant drug use among the elite program than was previously acknowledged. A year after the recruit's death, the Navy said it would begin a drug-testing program to screen for "any hormonal substance, chemically or pharmacologically related to testosterone, that promotes muscle growth." Hegseth said his new initiative is "not about artificial enhancement." The Pentagon did not respond to questions about what research or academic studies underpinned the move. It also didn't say if female troops would be able to be evaluated for estrogen-based therapy as they entered perimenopause.
Again, what would we do without experts? In other health news: There's a trend of AWFULs getting extra covid boosters they don't need just to own the CHUDs. Oh, and cause a miscarriage, too. But I don't think these women are likely to be pregnant.
Testosterone levels in men decline naturally with age and have long been linked to issues like erectile dysfunction, low libido, mood changes and weight gain. But experts have debated for years how to diagnose those problems and whether they should be treated by replacing the hormone. Hegseth's announcement comes as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and other Trump administration officials are moving to make it easier for doctors to prescribe testosterone. Last month, the Food and Drug Administration proposed easing prescribing limits on testosterone gels, pills, patches and injections. ... But many influencers and proponents of Kennedy's "Make America Healthy Again" movement tout testosterone as a way to look younger, build muscle and stay mentally sharp -- although those uses aren't accepted by most medical experts.
BREAKING - White liberal women are starting a trend of getting COVID booster shots to get back at RFK Jr., MAGA, and Florida for removing vaccine mandates. pic.twitter.com/LmJ7fuv6Ge
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
It's called Japanese walking, and it's popping up everywhere from group chats to doctors' offices this summer. The idea started with exercise scientists in Matsumoto, Japan, who have spent almost two decades studying it, long before anyone filmed themselves doing it for social media. What makes it different from your usual walk is the timing. You speed up, then slow down, then speed up again, switching every few minutes instead of holding one pace the whole time. No gym membership, no equipment, just a sidewalk, a track or a treadmill and a willingness to change gears.I'm going to try this. I used to try to walk really fast as exercise. Sometimes I could walk as fast as 13 minutes for a mile. The problem with that is: It takes a lot of mental effort and concentration. Unless you are literally concentrating in motivating your body to walk much faster than it does naturally all the duration of the walk, you will inevitably just stop walking at that pace. Your body doesn't maintain that pace automatically. You slow down into your normal pace, not because you're tired (though it does take exertion) but just because your brain isn't telling your legs to walk as fast as possible. You always have to keep mentally focused on keeping the pace as fast as possible, and frankly it's a bitch. If you want to just kind of think and daydream while walking, you're out of luck trying to maintain a fast pace. You will be thinking of walking fast and nothing else. But... I do think I could keep that kind of mental focus for three minutes, before relaxing into a more normal gait. And then focus again for three minutes. Et cetera. Keeping focused for 30-40 minutes is hard, but maybe just focusing three minutes at a time is doable. I have no gains to report. Well, I guess maintenance gains. Do you have any gains? Marco Rubio doesn't. And he seems almost proud of that.
Why So Many People Are Skipping Exercise The gap between wanting to exercise and actually doing it is real. Recent data found that 27% of American adults report zero days of exercise in a typical week, and people who work out nearly every day report noticeably lower daily stress. That pattern shows up most clearly among women, though it's not limited to them.
The method comes from exercise scientists at Shinshu University Graduate School of Medicine in Japan. It's simple. Walk briskly for three minutes, then slow down for three minutes, and repeat for about 30 minutes total. A five-month study followed 679 middle-aged and older adults and found their peak aerobic capacity climbed by 14%, while a score measuring several disease risk factors improved by 17%. The gains leveled off once fast-walking time passed about 50 minutes a week, so more isn't necessarily better. Steady, one-speed walking over the same stretch of time didn't come close to the same results. Why Doctors Are on Board Doctors interviewed in widely read coverage this year say the pace switching pushes your heart harder than an easy stroll, without beating up your joints the way running can. The faster bursts may also keep your body burning a few extra calories after you've stopped walking, an effect linked to interval-style workouts in general. There's a blood sugar upside, too. Muscles working harder during the fast stretches soak up more glucose, which doctors say could matter most for older adults keeping an eye on their blood sugar.
Q: “Are you MAHA?”
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) August 12, 2026
RUBIO: “I'm in favor of MAHA. I think people should be healthy.”
RUBIO WIFE: “No, he's not.”
Q: “What's he eat?”
RUBIO WIFE: “Pop-Tarts!”
RUBIO: “The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.” pic.twitter.com/DauPi9klwp
Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:
— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) August 12, 2026
“I tried keto once.
“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”
“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any… pic.twitter.com/PXsqLCW1kG
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
Its almost comical how this is not "far reich wing extremism"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (LX4y3)
I remember watching the KOVID Karen Krowd go bonkers when RFK made the clot shot optional.
They all would collectively pretend that meant they could no longer get the shot even though I see some sucker getting one every time I go to my local pharmacy.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (0K2fJ)
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta?? at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (d2MOG)
The left in 2026: If you don't believe mega global pharma companies put your health over their profits you are a racist Russian NAZI bot
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
OT, but that Arday chap has topped himself.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UixuB)
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Cambridge breaths a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (O0L8i)
I've never heard of testosterone replacement therapy and it sounds weird, especially for men in their 30s.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (wxsGM)
The "Nobody move or the n..... gets it" scene in Blazing Saddles comes to mind.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (W90Ou)
Suicide? If so, they'll blame all of us for it. We should've just kept our mouth shut and let this poor oppressed minority have space to breathe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (w6EFb)
He found out later the big loser that night was his boss, George Soros. All night long on election night, Bessent was taking Soros' money.
https://tinyurl.com/4efpznmv
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (5jF9Z)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
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That'll teach 'em, eh Karen?
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (W90Ou)
lol, good point, Fen, it's not like anyone would be surprised if he faked it.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (UixuB)
I don't know, bombing Paraguay ever now just seems like the right thing to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (wxsGM)
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dammit! that clip should come with a warning! I did not need that high a dose of super ugly
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: 18-1
That's what I said!
Posted by: Jim Fixx at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (Sbumo)
Down with CEOs!!
Oh but not Pharma. And not Apple either. And certainly not Chinese EV makers.
- The Left
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
The woman in that video uses peanut butter in her no no square to get the dog to give her attention........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (XJ22o
You've heard of HRT for women surely? It's just regularly injecting testosterone, that's all. Not just injecting but that's usually the way.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (fapp/)
Pharma just about funds the news media through all the ads. That explains most of the lack of skepticism shall we say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (w6EFb)
To ask is to answer, innit? Just for the lulz Trump should go on TV and say "Whatever you do, definitely do not drink gasoline."
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (vTZFs)
Are these the same botches who were taking Tylenol while pregnant to totally pwn RFK Jr?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (AlNse)
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dammit! that clip should come with a warning! I did not need that high a dose of super ugly
Posted by: runner
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Admiral Ackbar cannot be everywhere and post everything.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: mishdog at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (yVirp)
I feel sorry for his family. Doubtful his kids knew he was a fraud. This is a triple dose of eternal heartbreak for them.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (d2MOG)
THEN, in May 2021, the "Vaccine" was leveraged on the Vietnam population and the number of COVID "related" medial issues skyrocketed. This is odd for a number of reasons. The first being that Vietnam has become a secondary industrial complex of Chinese goods, so there would have been constant contact with incoming Chinese citizens, and yet the pandemic didn't effect them while this was occurring. The fact that the effects only hit them when the "Vaccine" was mandated seems like a pretty big coincidence. I'd be interested in know which "Vaccine"...and I'm going to assume it was Chinese in origin.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
The woman in that video uses peanut butter in her no no square to get the dog to give her attention........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
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"Bow wow square"?
Btw I'm absolutely convinced there are some insane women out there doing just this. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)
Us too.
Posted by: Joos at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (7xx4i)
I find their terms acceptable.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Sponge
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That is beyond the pale.
And my stomach's ability to fight nausea.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (w6EFb)
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Paraguay has a conservative government.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (2HopN)
Problem is they will just tell the kids the white man set him up and they will likely buy it. Less painful for them, I guess. More painful for whitey.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (d2MOG)
No, they don't.
Not one of the shots has gone through these studies. Of the shots that did go through a study, not one study was blinded.
Doesn’t sound rigorous at all.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (S9bhW)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (Jr5Lq)
Other than the fact that nobody knows (or cares) where it is?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (AlNse)
Um, you can't prove that because they destroyed or tampered with the VAERS data, so there's no f*cking way to tell what the facts are there.
However, all the myocarditis and deaths around the world of young, healthy humans can give you a bit of an idea.
All's I can say is, have fun getting your boosters. I just hope I don't wind up paying your medical expenses when you have your 'side effects' from it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)
Oh, walking
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (heW36)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (g47mK)
Also, they believe in Safetyism. They believe that we can, some day have perfect safety, without diseases that can inflict any discomfort whatsoever, without death from misadventure, without skinned knees, without any kind of threat at all. And they work towards it, without acknowledging how marginal the later improvements are.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (kU0PQ)
Wont do a thing for all those STDs you're undoubtedly carrying.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (2qSHg)
Maybe Arday has been lying about being alive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (g47mK)
I did not know that. I was just, how you say, spitballin'.
There's got to be a few banana republics somewhere that need bombin'.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (xCuiu)
She's the first basketball 'player' in the history of ever to NOT SCORE A POINT in an all-star game.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (heW36)
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I dont blame women for this, I blame simps and soys and all the gay boys enabling them
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (+iWzK)
In other words: Europe and Japan."
I'll give ya Japan. I ain't giving you Europe. I wouldn't follow Euro guidance on which hand to wipe my ass with.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
Also AWFL: oh boy a new vaccine to inject into my body and my children’s bodies
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (7xx4i)
Now, that doc would be hauled before the medical board and probably have his license suspended if he said something like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (w6EFb)
I've never heard of testosterone replacement therapy and it sounds weird, especially for men in their 30s.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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More common than you might think. Better living through ultraprocessed food and being bathing in little understood chemicals does a number of hormones. Doesn't help a lot of birth control compounds are pissed into the drinking water and lately the same is true for the RU 486 pills compounds being detected. Sperm quality has taken a massive hit since the 70's and no one really knows why.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Interesting. I knew a guy like Arday about 10-12 years back. The pathology was pretty much identical.
Not surprisingly, when the wheels starting to come off, he tried to kill himself. And failed.
These days, he's still doing the Arday thing. Last time I checked about five years back, his LinkedIn page had him listed as having been president of about 27 different companies. I checked again just last week and he has a new set of accomplishments.
It'll be interesting to check again in another five years.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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It was Dana Perino who started this trend.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)
They seem nice.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: California and New York at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
Fuckin' idiots would probably tell you to sit on your foot and wriggle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (PuFvH)
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (XE5AP)
They seem nice.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9)
Soon, they will sound VERY vaccinated......bigly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)
I am fed up with this new editorializing version of journalisming. "News" reporters seem to love throwing the words "debunked", "discredited", or just plain "false" into what's supposed to be plain reportage.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (e37bH)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Islam says we can help with that problem.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)
Insurance companies have an incentive to cover vaccines: they’re very cheap and very cost effective. They’re very likely to keep covering vaccines and following the AAP instead of CDC recommendations
Petty fucks using parental anxiety to manipulate their electoral base in a midterm election year is a new fucking low. Scumbags.
In the absence of rigorous, solid data/research that says otherwise, I’ll continue to offer vaccines on the scientifically studied schedules to my patients.
Obviously, this is really fucking stupid. But what would I know, I am just a lowly board certified pediatrician
When they split the MMR vaccines but kids still develop autism, what will they blame then?
Great. Getting my ADHD daughter to hold still for one shot wasn’t enough torture now we have to put her through this 3 times????
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Jr5Lq)
My question: on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being how certain you were that the Covid vaccine was necessary and safe, how certain are you that there is definitely no link between vaccines and autism?
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (4NO2D)
Also AWFL: oh boy a new vaccine to inject into my body and my children’s bodies
Same AWFL's instagram at 1AM: Taco bell run after hitting the local dispensary. WOO HOO BEEFY BURRITO TIME
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (AlNse)
Paraguayan ambassador should be sending Pop-Tarts to Foggy Bottom as a gag right about now.
And that would be great statesmanship, IMO.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Trump should have exploited this during Covid, push for crazy draconian lockdowns, mask laws, vaccine laws, etc. The entire media would have been "covid is no big deal!" etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (eIzlH)
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"I got an idea for ya ...."
-- Minotaur Dude
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Going to guess it was suicide. When your entire life is a lie, and now *everyone* knows that, it would be easy to believe that there's no other way out.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (4RTqI)
The irony is palpable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (4NO2D)
Oh, and cause a miscarriage, too.
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Next you'll be telling that pregnant women were posting videos of themselves consuming Tylenol (acetaminophen) on social media platforms like TikTok -- deliberately taking the medication as an act of defiance in reaction to President Trump's warnings against its use during pregnancy following research & data linking said use to autism.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (angZ5)
The government was telling them healthy pregnant women would DIE from COVID if they didn't take the clot shot.
I remember polling showed people thought the average healthy young person has a 10-50% chance of dying if they got Wu Flu
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Tweet, damnit! I typed "tweet"!
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (4RTqI)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (odVWi)
Oh puhleeze. Is this really supposed to be an argument?
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (odVWi)
iMax levels of projection there. Do they not remember 2020-1?
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Interesting. I knew a guy like Arday about 10-12 years back. The pathology was pretty much identical.
Not surprisingly, when the wheels starting to come off, he tried to kill himself. And failed.
These days, he's still doing the Arday thing. Last time I checked about five years back, his LinkedIn page had him listed as having been president of about 27 different companies. I checked again just last week and he has a new set of accomplishments.
It'll be interesting to check again in another five years.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iIyc0)
The pathological liar whom I know (now; I've known others) would kill people.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (CNl8/)
Wait, what's all this now?
Posted by: Tour Guy at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)
I think $$$ is one of the main reasons, but also this was them trying to cover their asses. They knew this was a lab leak of something they were funding and otherwise up their eyeballs in. If the public found out, they would be screwed they feared. So they panicked and threw out the playbook.
It's sort of like a kid who tears something up, damages something, and then tries to fix it himself so his parents won't find out and ends up making it far worse.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Telegraph, you say this, but have you actually checked where Rupert Lowe was at the time? Farage? Even Kemi Badenoch is not above suspicion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (7hx0x)
Posted by: Mark1971
......
and nobody would notice.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Tweet, damnit! I typed "tweet"!
It's the new AoS AI autocorrect. If it doubt, it goes for the higher percentage guess.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (CNl8/)
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Does his wife's boyfriend know?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Dv3i1)
He said he is breaking up some of the shots so there are fewer per visit, and work TBD on the MMR, so that's something, but not a lot.
The flu vaccine, for example, needs to go completely. It should not be legal, let alone SCDM.
And I could not find out if the vaccines lose their legal protections and funding when in this SCDM category. My guess is that it is unchanged.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (heW36)
Okay.
Sperm quality has taken a massive hit since the 70's and no one really knows why.
They ought to find out if going outside in the sun and doing physical labor improves things.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (vJrRc)
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They have ZERO incentive to cover bioweapons released from the other side of the planet numbnuts
They have ZERO incentive to cover experimental, emergency use vaccines. You are a very special kind of stupid.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (MWfyi)
Testosterone for our soldiers is a bad idea.
There are other hormones and body functions that contribute to physical strength and endurance. Military should work on training up and culling out. There are plenty of natural men to do the job.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (VQ0bX)
"A vaccine dose contains many ingredients (such as stabilizers, adjuvants, residual inactivating ingredients, residual cell culture materials, residual antibiotics and preservatives) very little of which is the active ingredient, the immunogen. A single dose may have merely nanograms of virus particles."
It's all the other stuff -- which make up 99.9% of the injection -- which can cause adverse health effects.
But what IS the other stuff? That's where things get murky and controversial. For example, throughout the Covid era, most vaccines contained Thiomersal -- which is toxic -- on purpose. The reason fpr these intentially toxic imngredient is to cause inflammation and distress at the injection site, so the white blood cells rush there to fix it, encounter the immunogen instead, and create and immune response.
That;s just one example. Each vaccine has all sorts of creepy mystery ingredients.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Av6i5)
Dennis Miller: the police suspect fair play
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (xCuiu)
Are we turning Japanese?
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (MWfyi)
Depends on if you're turning right or turning reft.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Ot/FD)
Regarding Arday, we should really give this another week or so.
If his resume with Cambridge is accurate, he may resurrect by then.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)
I've tried the Japanese walking method. I forget to either speed up or slow down, and in no time, I'm going the same speed for 15-20 minutes at a time. Apparently I can't focus for three minutes. I blame social media.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (zYpTz)
Ex-Cambridge professor at centre of plagiarism row found dead
Jason Arday was found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea, south London, on Friday afternoon, officials said.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (odBC9)
Been on it ever since. 1 shot a week. Lost 20lbs, had energy to hit the weights. Stronger and randier now than I was at 19.
Get checked, guys. If you're over 40, no reason not to.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Seems to be world wide. Not just US.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)
Smells...bovine like.
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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My 31 year old son, former military, was just diagnosed with it. He's tall, strong and you wouldn't know anything was amiss to look at him, but the blood test is pretty straightforward and determinative. His doctor, also former military, says it's very common because stress lowers testosterone, and who is under more long term stress than the military? The treatment is straightforward too and he says he already feels better and more himself.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
======================
Right now, Bob at NSA is busy explaining this comment to a room full of concerned bosses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (7hx0x)
I've tried the Japanese walking method. I forget to either speed up or slow down, and in no time, I'm going the same speed for 15-20 minutes at a time. Apparently I can't focus for three minutes. I blame social media.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (zYpTz)
They make apps for your phone to vibrate or make a beep for any type of interval training like that. Free ones.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (DQcsn)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (G4i8c)
What he said.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (MWfyi)
Swing your arms in a greatly exaggerated fashion (and ignore the laughter of fellow passersby). It helps to do this in groups of 3 or more. That way it looks even more ridiculous
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (AlNse)
There are other hormones and body functions that contribute to physical strength and endurance. Military should work on training up and culling out. There are plenty of natural men to do the job.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Wrong, this is primarily directed toward those that have low T rather than every soldier. Low T is a very treatable condition. Same with estrogen replacement for women after menopause.
Test is a basic blood test that they are drawing blood for regularly testing on other matters anyway.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (c7ZbX)
That's sad. He was obviously very disturbed, and Cambridge definitely shares the guilt.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
======================
Right now, Bob at NSA is busy explaining this comment to a room full of concerned bosses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (7hx0x)
Epic comment, Huck, high-five.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
I think it is wise to not give tiny newborns so many injections at the same time. I also was out of the newborn nursery before injecting them with their first Hep B shot. Absurd if the baby is not exposed by the mother. He/she is not going to go have unprotected sex or IV drug use.
I'm going to try Japanese walking! Maybe with a high kick like Cleese on Fawlty Towers for an added boost.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (+iWzK)
Smells...bovine like.
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)
Ah, the race to be the loudest and most idiotic one in the room. Always so much fun to watch.
"Vaccines are good."
"Vaccines are great."
"Vaccines should be mandatory."
"We should kill anyone who isn't vaccinated!"
"i FoUnD OuT My hAmStEr AiN'T VaxXeD sO I cUt iT's fILtHY MAgAt DiCk OfF!!11!!1!!!"
Congratulations, Ma'am. You're the new president of Cambridge.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: fd
I'd be happy to incorporate their attitudes on immigration control and protection of culture.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)
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Paraguay may have lost a long and brutal conflict fought against Brazil, Argentina, and non-neighbor Uruguay, but it did later defeat neighboring Bolivia.
Bolivia has the distinction of being the only country in South America to lose two wars against a neighboring country, first Chile (even though Bolivia had Peru as an ally) and then Paraguay, losing territory both times.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (2HopN)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
A sign of the times.
https://tinyurl.com/54rzzxne
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Int1s)
AND that he is now founding the Resurrection of Jason Arday church, make your online donations here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Ol0VD)
If you listen at his gravesite, you can hear Imagine playing backwards.
He's decomposing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (4NO2D)
So now Tom has an upper respiratory infection, not severe, but persistent. I phoned yesterday to make the appt, and I was told (paraphrasing) 'that's what happens if you decline the vaxes.'
I thought that was a strange thing to say when they haven't even examined Tom yet. They don't know what the disease organism is yet.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Lose the fat, increase muscle mass.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (AlNse)
That Arday suicide note in full:
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Common Tater
Subplot in the last Cary Grant movie, Walk, Don't Run, also starring Jim Hutton and Samantha Egger. Hutton's character is an Olympic speed walker.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (7hx0x)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (heW36)
Posted by: whig
I have detected no, how you say, dropoff in either quantity nor quality.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
======================
Right now, Bob at NSA is busy explaining this comment to a room full of concerned bosses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
.......
How did she get the launch code?
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (+iWzK)
He ended up doing 4 years prison time for financial fraud -- he tricked people into giving him control to invest their money, then invested it in different things than he claimed he was going to invest it in, and then lost it all -- over and over. He did this to dozens of people he knew personally, and strangers, ruing many lives. He's lucky he was killed by one of them.
Got convicted of major fraud, went to prison, got out after four years, and...wait for it...went right back to doing the exact same fraud. Absolutely can not control himself.
I lost track of him after that. I think he went back to his home country to avoid more prison time.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (Av6i5)
I would have gone with "to be, or not to be. That is the ..... "
But maybe a bit too on the nose.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (heW36)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (7hx0x)
Well he actually is a retard, so....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (+iWzK)
182
; )
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: That's the Ticket at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (Dv3i1)
What, no sodomy?
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (XuXeR)
He ended up doing 4 years prison time for financial fraud -- he tricked people into giving him control to invest their money, then invested it in different things than he claimed he was going to invest it in, and then lost it all -- over and over. He did this to dozens of people he knew personally, and strangers, ruing many lives. He's lucky he was killed by one of them.
Got convicted of major fraud, went to prison, got out after four years, and...wait for it...went right back to doing the exact same fraud. Absolutely can not control himself.
I lost track of him after that. I think he went back to his home country to avoid more prison time.
Well, he got to sleep with Morgan Fairchild, so that's worth something.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (sFNX2)
Trump should have exploited this during Covid, push for crazy draconian lockdowns, mask laws, vaccine laws, etc. The entire media would have been "covid is no big deal!" etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (eIzlH)
Um, remember when Trump went off on Georgia and Florida for reopening after "2weeks."
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
__________________________
Hey, they're bored. They just finished their therapy for the stroke they had a year and a half ago when they chomped down on a bottle of Extra Strength Tylenol, and now they need something else.
And, it's a double win for them. Spite in ignoring sound medical advice. And victimization when they go into cardiac arrest. You get cards and flowers fo that, you know.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (dIske)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (MWfyi)
Wait. You can do a keto diet on cheetos and soy? And that helps you avoid the flu?
Because I could live off of cheetos and edamame. And I don’t like flu.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (olroh)
A lot easier for a woman to get testosterone prescribed than a man
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (d2MOG)
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Apparently, it makes them crazy. Or more so than usual.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (c7ZbX)
That's sad. He was obviously very disturbed, and Cambridge definitely shares the guilt.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (MqSCt)
Yep, if they (and others) hadn't been complicit in his rise, his fall wouldn't have been as far and devastating.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (9ZFZd)
I’m not making this up
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (W2Pud)
A surge right now should be expected. It's too hot to go outside in a great portion of the country. People being out of the sun is a major contributor to all those flu-like infections.
Researchers were just starting to get good info on vitamin D's effect in suppressing viral infections in mid-2020 right before TPTB pulled the plug on anything that didn't support lockdowns and the narrative.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (lFFaq)
Hung out with Lt. Dan
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)
Truth.
They treat me like I'm trying to buy heroin every time I refill the Testosterone prescription.
Fuckin bodybuilders ruined it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)
He didn't trust the shitass governor not to screw him over. Notice he didn't lodge the same complaints against other states, or Noem
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (d2MOG)
I learned from a weird niece this is a "sleeve." Which eventually look like your entire arm is bruised. And the random cartoon tattoos are equally ugly, especially on women.
Anyway, I have read that the ink solid pigment can be absorbed into the lymph system. Which can't be good.
Ms Liberal Booster's ink just got sent to her deltoid muscle to "get back" at RFK junior. Brilliant!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Int1s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (+iWzK)
In your dreams, pal. More like the hot breath of Beelzebub on your neck.
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)
More times than not when the medical community plays with extended use of hormones it does not end well.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:17 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:17 PM (Jr5Lq)
188 This is terrible. Sailors are hurling themselves overboard. Wormy rations, foul water, and they are out of rum. Is this any way to run a Navy?
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (MWfyi)
Probably no good rum on board either. Well at least they’ve still got the Sodomy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Ol0VD)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (XuXeR)
Could be in a $1000 dress or a burlap sack.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Does looking for your glasses count?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (VQ0bX)
Hey! Terry Moran now says Fauci was a bad guy!
The ABC credibility express left before you did, commie.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Y8DZL)
Among the most hideous of tattoo trends.
I think the tattoo thing has peaked. The yoots now can look at their parents and see what they look like in middle age, and it is not good.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)
It's twoo, it's twoo!
Mutated COVID-19 variant could be behind surge in SF virus levels, and experts warn a surge could be coming with the start of the school year...Chin-Hong said a newly formulated COVID-19 shot will be released this fall, but older adults or those who are at high risk of severe disease can get a booster shot earlier if they are concerned about rising cases.
(Ireland) Doc here. COVID peaked strongly the last 2 summers. Every chance it will do so again. Those last 2 years, while COVID was rampant, there was no flu or RSV around so if you had symptoms it was almost certainly COVID regardless of the test results.
DC: Pharmacy technician here - there is a summer covid surge going on, and also some sort of awful cough/throat thing with no fever that tests negative for everything. My sickest patient got covid from their kid that was at summer camp where it's been going around...and so it begins lol
I read wastewater surveillance was showing the beginning of a covid summer wave - seen primarily on the west coast.
I was fully remote until last month. Pray for me!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:19 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
-- Retard as a child, becomes successful as an adult.
-- Does amazing long-distance running feats, despite no training and no preparation
-- Quotes Arday claimed his mother said were actually cribbed from the dialog spoken by Forrest Gump's mother character in the movie.
-- Arday actually confesses to all this in the book, saying he saw Forrest Gump as a child, was deeply affected by it, and memorized the whole movie, and then modeled his life after it. Problem is, his ""Forrest Gump" life story was a fictional as the "actual" Forest Gump.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:19 PM (Av6i5)
If you need glasses, you’re almost guaranteed a workout trying to find them.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2026 04:19 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (Ot/FD)
I thought that was a strange thing to say when they haven't even examined Tom yet. They don't know what the disease organism is yet.
Posted by: gp
The answer is "find a different vet"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (vJrRc)
That Arday suicide note in full:
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that’s creepy af.
I feel bad for his kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (MWfyi)
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Wrong, this is primarily directed toward those that have low T rather than every soldier. Low T is a very treatable condition. Same with estrogen replacement for women after menopause.
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Unproven theory.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:17 PM (Jr5Lq)
Started as a yakuza thing. Ironic since these are the women most likely to whine about someone else "appropriating" culture.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (+iWzK)
Stepped in shit.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (vTZFs)
And never got it again - yea, natural immunity!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (Ol0VD)
I'm finishing yards but GatewayPundit has an article saying El-Sayed was overlooking the group that helped to kill about 4000 cats and dogs.
That would have been such a more effective attack against him than an old tired "HE DISRESPECTS WOMEN!!" shrieking screed.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)
According to Scott Pinsker, who writes on PJ Media from a PR pro's perspective, the precise timing of recent hits implies that Mike Rogers's campaign chose to hold material for after Abdulrahman clinched the nomination, and the steady tempo indicates that he is still saving some much more damaging releases for September and October. It's a dangerous strategy; in cases where a *literal* flaming bag of shit (like what Principal Skinner was pranked with) with a (D) by its name could win, instead of beating him, you might just get a worse person in office.
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (L3Npt)
Joking aside, one of the ways to build stamina in running is interval training, which this Japanese walking thing sounds like. I mean whatever works, if you get out there, and you are moving, getting your heart rate up, maybe breaking a little sweat, it’s good. Just make sure you add in some sort of resistance/ weight training, and this can be your own body weight, in the form of push ups, varied, planks, etc etc.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hypogonadism is real and there is no way to restart the factories once they shut down due to trauma or illness.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (G4i8c)
Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain
·
9h
Respectfully, she needs to be less online.
@LeftyWinter
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Aug 12
AOC on Republican men: "they hate me cause they ain't me and they can't ever be me".
https://tinyurl.com/58zx2xhv
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (odBC9)
I suppose I should be grateful the guy in question wasn''t homicidal, leastways not directly. He was a big enough handful as it was.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (iIyc0)
I wonder if Arday had AI write the suicide note. Or if he just plagiarized it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (w6EFb)
It was a big reveal to me on how management thinks.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (c7ZbX)
I feel bad for his kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (W2Pud)
*facepalm*
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (Ol0VD)
Posted by: Ken at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (XX9jJ)
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Thank you zombie. BTW, are you the same zombie who once entertained us with photographs of Berkeley and SF insanity, or a different zombie?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (ng78Z)
It seems like My President is continuing to do things to improve the security, health, and welfare of the American people. You know, the kind of things a president swears to do when he takes the oath of office. But of course that's old-fashioned now (/s).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (AlNse)
The Minister of Silly Walks enters the chat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (Ez0ut)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (+iWzK)
Why is that better?
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)
*******
I guess better for the mother but did not push it. Convenience.
If my sons had austism from an injection I would have wanted to know which one vs 4 per injection. Sometimes one in each thigh.
I did not agree with it but am smart enough not to lecture our sons. I did lecture, big time, with mRNA and for the first and rare times in their lives they listened to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026
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I missed this. The narcissist "academic" offed himself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)
She learned her lesson and stopped complaining when she interrupted me on the wrong day while I was shaving my shoulders.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)
********
Yais.
Due to relentless being picked on.
Actually no one knows but he's dead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (Ol0VD)
That Arday suicide note in full:
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Way to go out ripping off Green Lantern.
sigh
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)
He should have got the vaxx.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (4NO2D)
He had two kids. Way to man up, asshole.
Posted by: fd
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Ward Churchill died of natural causes today, DECADES after he was outed as a phony. Rachel Dolezal is kickin' ass on OnlyFans, Jussie Smollett and Tawana Brawley have gone on to lead rich, meaningful lives. Maybe people like them should form a support group to catch people like Arday.
Anyway, the bastard should have hung in; the love would have come.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: fd
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There has been cumulative shit posting on X.
Also we don't have enough food to feed the sailors.
We don't have enough bullets and bombs to blow up Iran.
We're all gonna' die.
They can go to hell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (c7ZbX)
This. I do the fast walk/ run alternate. Works very well
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (XuXeR)
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My wife is walking a lot to recover from knee replacement surgery. I mentioned this to her - Japanese walking. She tried it and said she was sore the next day. The good kind. She also said her garmin watch helped track the changes and - I think - work as a reminder every minute. Or, maybe she was just telling me a story about her stupid BIL. I should probably try listening better. Anyhow, good luck ace.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026
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Piper, I've been doing this for some years. Walk a minute, run (well, sort of "trot fast") for 30 seconds. Repeat, increasing the runs to a minute or more. Even with the heat here I can "run" 40% of a mile and half to two miles, three times a week. IN cooler weather I can do 50% or more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Ot/FD)
sigh
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)
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Um...that's the Sullivan Ballou letter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (UixuB)
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that’s creepy af.
I feel bad for his kids.
It's from the Sullivan Ballou letter featured in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (+iWzK)
I’m amazed that Arday was so delusional! All really great fabulists know they’ll get caught sooner or later; then they go on the “How I Did It” lecture tour and make bank on their notorioty.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Exactly! If not "How I Did It" then "My Life on the Spectrum," some soppy autobiography of neurodivergence and how it's everyone's fault we don't know how to spot it and manage it in afflicted souls like Arday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
They're getting scarcer, harder to find around here. I was with the old vet for 22 years. He had to move because his building was the only one damaged in an F0 tornado; it was also the lowest, flattest building in the neighborhood, but the twisters want what they want.
The appointment is Tuesday. We'll see what the Dx is.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Jr5Lq)
Nothing hotter than a black man's throbbing temple!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (ng78Z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (ng78Z)
*********
How I loved that!!! The garden made me laugh so much!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*
Way to go out ripping off Green Lantern.
sigh
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026
***
He died doing what he loved. Plagiarism.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (wzUl9)
Array offed himself?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
_________
Beaten to death with a Subway Italian meatball by hooligans yelling, "London is MAGA town!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (O0L8i)
I don’t think that was the actual suicide note. I hope not. It’s a whole bunch of famous lines strung together. (I did think including Green Lantern’s oath as one of them was a nice touch.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (olroh)
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Hold on a second there; Meaningful?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (VQ0bX)
Um...that's the Sullivan Ballou letter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (amcLV)
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'll have to look it up.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Get a new vet.
Seriously.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (S9bhW)
Trust us, this works.
Posted by: WNBA at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
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According to Beege at HA. You know who's to blame for this, right?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
No,... just lost his pointer.
Posted by: CompSci Jokes! at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (3uBP9)
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evils might
BEWARE My Power
Green Lantern's Light
/off nerd
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:32 PM (zZu0s)
Here's hoping this starts a trend among the DEI judges out there.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: weew at August 14, 2026 04:32 PM (9TspW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM
That is great and probably better than actually running, which isn’t super on your knees. And I know I run with my kid, she likes it, I hate it. But I do it. Make sure you have really good shoes, no matter what, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 04:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that’s creepy af.
I feel bad for his kids.
It's from the Sullivan Ballou letter featured in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
***********
LOL
The thing about Morons and Ace's place is I never know what is true or not!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UixuB)
Sad. Another victim of Trump's twisted war on . . . whatever Arday is (was).
Posted by: a.moron at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
*
No,... just lost his pointer.
Posted by: CompSci Jokes! at August 14, 2026
***
Arrays. I hates them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (wzUl9)
But this dude -believed-. He really thought he was the bee's knees, and hips and ankles too. So did everyone else around them. It's not even really a scam at this point, it's actual mass pathology. Most of these people are actually, truly, nucking futs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Ken
Don't worry, general! Plenty of fucking on those Navy ships from MY experience!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)
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Archimedes Johnson is right!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (amcLV)
*picks up 10 quid note...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)
Could ye lend me that, mate. I'm expecting a postal order, and I'll pay ye back as soon as it comes.
Posted by: Ewan McTeigle at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (XE5AP)
Got convicted of major fraud, went to prison, got out after four years, and...wait for it...went right back to doing the exact same fraud. Absolutely can not control himself.
Posted by: zombie
===============
I think financial grifters like that are different from Arday, the fake scholar. Arday not only didn't know any subject matter; he also apparently didn't know what he was getting into. I bet he was a wailing, babbling basket case at the end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Should have written a book about it. Kind of an academic Tootsie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)
Its almost comical how this is not "far reich wing extremism"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)
He was basically the Ralph Nader of the Medical-Industrial Complex, and apparently a minor hero (not on my radar) of the 'granola' left, up until about 30 seconds ago. They stop pretending their hair is on fire, that would be lovely.
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 04:35 PM (L3Npt)
298 There's something disturbing about all this Arday nonsense i'm trying to put my finger on here. OK, fine, you get caught red handed in having a meteoric career based on favoritism and taking advantage of institutional rot. Great. Whatever. "Hey, we had a good run!" Who cares, you didn't do anything illegal, you ain't going to jail, you're just a shitbird who took advantage of other shitbirds.
But this dude -believed-. He really thought he was the bee's knees, and hips and ankles too. So did everyone else around them. It's not even really a scam at this point, it's actual mass pathology. Most of these people are actually, truly, nucking futs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
There but for the Grace of God goes barack obama.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)
Hold on a second there; Meaningful?
Posted by: Braenyard
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It's from The Simpsons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (+iWzK)
He hasn't aged at all in the last forty-some years.
Posted by: a.moron at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM
*
That is great and probably better than actually running, which isn’t super on your knees. And I know I run with my kid, she likes it, I hate it. But I do it. Make sure you have really good shoes, no matter what, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026
***
I've been a runner for nearly, well, let's just say some decades. I gave up the true running some years ago when my knees gave me some trouble. Once I move, I'll find a gym with an elliptical machine; I was good at that.
There's a walking trail established within a mini-park behind what used to be a school, about half a mile away from my front door. I walk/trot there, then do some laps (6 to the mile), and most of the remaining half mile home, and walk the rest of the way to cool down.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (wzUl9)
Arday was the Milli Vanilli of Sylvia Plaths.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)
The Bell End
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (Ot/FD)
I like to imagine H7 wearing a top hat and monocle, writing his comments with a quill pen and having it transcribed by his scrivener.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)
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Girl you know it's true...
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (QFchU)
Im looking out the window and two dragon flies go cruising past locked together, one behind the other.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
MMR and DPT are probably safe...
unless they've replaced them with mRNA versions
Spreading them out is probably safer...
Others? How long has it been out, did I get it as a kid? If so it's... probably not completely horrible.... but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to give it to a 2-and-under.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (aJQbY)
I feel bad for his kids.
It's from the Sullivan Ballou letter featured in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
***********
LOL
The thing about Morons and Ace's place is I never know what is true or not!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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It is verbatim.
The guy even plagerized his suicide note.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (I8urf)
Posted by: Archimedes
>>>>Major Sullivan Ballou feared he wouldn't survive 1st Bull Run. He did not. This was part of his last letter to his wife. A far better man than Arday.
Posted by: Cosda at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (snEi1)
Posted by: gp
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Is the old vet too far a drive?
I used to drive out of the city into the county (different rules and mindset) for my vet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (VQ0bX)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026
***
Dragonfly wrestling. It's the latest thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (wzUl9)
Im looking out the window and two dragon flies go cruising past locked together, one behind the other.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
Practice Safe Sex.
Always stay under 15 mph.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (G4i8c)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
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Are they getting their freak on? Yep!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (FZ29D)
But this dude -believed-. He really thought he was the bee's knees, and hips and ankles too. So did everyone else around them. It's not even really a scam at this point, it's actual mass pathology. Most of these people are actually, truly, nucking futs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
There but for the Grace of God goes barack obama.
Posted by: Stateless
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No, I think Warai is onto another thing. They both spout(ed) lies, but Arday was nucking futs; Obama is a cool customer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (XJ22o)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes"
There will be snow this winter, more in some places than others.
Posted by: The Old Fart's Almanac at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Enough that there are people here that tell you differently which would be empirical evidence you are wrong. You choose which to believe--your own null theory of no effect or their experience.
When you have your own theory--null theory, that too is subject to empirical testing but most people that don't do modeling never do it to their own pet theories of how the world works.
Occam's razor of people whose lives have literally changed because of it versus your own null theory tends to displace the no effect until you do your own empirical testing. Yours would have to include that they were deluisional, some other unproven effect did it, etc. And would in turn require its own empirical evidence supporting or denying the null hypothesis you just formulated.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (E4rtv)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
[Lovebugs enter the discussion]
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (3uBP9)
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
25m
BEAUTIFUL: President Trump just PAUSED his rally to walk off the stage to PERSONALLY console the mother of 12-year-old Jacob Freytes, who was kiIIed by a stray bullet from a career criminal
The look on her face says it all 💔
Jacob's mom is a retired NYPD detective. Just heartbreaking. Never should've happened.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes"
***
"Hel-looo, bay-bee! Let me stand next to your fire!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (3uBP9)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Yup. In flight refueling.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)
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Always thought that nursing babies got mom's immunity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (wzUl9)
There has been cumulative shit posting on X.
Also we don't have enough food to feed the sailors.
We don't have enough bullets and bombs to blow up Iran.
We're all gonna' die.
They can go to hell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (VQ0bX)
*********
I read that and thought bs on most of it.
I would like to send this to the whiney doomcaster in another blog I now and then correct her bs as she, the all knowing of military stuff, posted it. She saves insects from her home and safely delivers them outside and I hope they get eaten by birds. I know I am going to save a black widow (NOT).
She was whining the other day of getting bit by ants walking in her yard and does not know why.
I think even Arday could tell her fire ants will bite you if not poisoned or hit with a flamethrower.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)
I'm just saying, he could change his name, toss his phony-baloney act, and be completely unrecognizable.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (i+Wsn)
AWFL: I refuse to eat any food that isn’t organic and gmo free. All those food additives and chemicals are poison.
Also AWFL: oh boy a new vaccine to inject into my body and my children’s bodies
Same AWFL's instagram at 1AM: Taco bell run after hitting the local dispensary. WOO HOO BEEFY BURRITO TIME
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
Same AWFL later on Monday morning: Oh my Gawd, Tayda-Lynn! That guy selling totally organic pills I met at the club last weekend had the BEST Ecstasy I've ever had. And he was cute, too!
Let's go get an organic Kale Power Salad for lunch and I'll tell you all about it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (y9nCu)
It is verbatim.
The guy even plagerized his suicide note.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Beware our clever commenter. Suicide has not even been confirmed yet, and no note has been reported. And I'm extra certain Arday's suicide note would not be stolen from an American military officer, not even a Union man.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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He is a moral and physical coward that never goes beyond where he thinks he is 'safe'. So he smugly insults people when he thinks that his minions will screw them--remember the rodeo clown? Remember where he was bragging about droning that guy as I am pretty good about killin'. Enough to make a real man vomit.
I saw a lot of that type in academia and I don't think much of them at all. Poseurs that would get their shit pushed in on the streets but rely on civility norms to crap on others and get away with it.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (XJ22o)
It's almost like a hierarchical thing. It's conmen like Obama, fully aware of their own Alinskyan awfulness and loving every minute of it, who have been creating all these Frankenracists like Arday and his enablers who really have no idea what's going on, they're just doing what they think is the Right Thing To Do. And they think it's working, because they're all in positions of power because bastards like their predecessors put them there. So, obviously, being reflexively racist and reflexively anti-truth and anti-civilization is clearly the correct path. I mean, look how well it's working!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (Ot/FD)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM
Someone's gonna get their head bitten off.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)
Im looking out the window and two dragon flies go cruising past locked together, one behind the other.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
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Are they getting their freak on? Yep!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (FZ29D)
Made love like an Eagle falling out of the sky.
Killed a sensei in a duel and he never said why.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (y9nCu)
Know why the Japanese do this? Because nothing in their country is naturally flat.
Posted by: pookysgirl has climbed mountains to get to good steak at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: H at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (H1yGV)
261 188 This is terrible. Sailors are hurling themselves overboard. Wormy rations, foul water, and they are out of rum. Is this any way to run a Navy?
Posted by: fd
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There has been cumulative shit posting on X.
Also we don't have enough food to feed the sailors.
We don't have enough bullets and bombs to blow up Iran.
We're all gonna' die.
They can go to hell.
Posted by: Braenyard
Sodom and the Lash should keep them in check.
- Winston Churchill
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (QVmho)
AWFL: "HOW DARE YOU take a sip of that glass of wine when you're pregnant!"
Pregnant AWFL: "Oh boy a new experimental & untested 'vaccine' to inject into my and my fetus' body!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:52 PM (I8urf)
Posted by: Dave at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (M3E8R)
I thought that was a strange thing to say when they haven't even examined Tom yet. They don't know what the disease organism is yet.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Find another vet.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (hmYU4)
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