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The FBI and "Intelligence" Agencies Had Intel From 14 Different Sources About the Biden Family's Corruption. Wray Covered It Up and Claimed It Was All "Disinformation"

Christopher Wray was recommended to Trump by Super-Republican Chris Christie.

So you know he's a straight shooter.


The FBI and U.S. spy agencies received derogatory evidence about Joe Biden from 14 different informants but embarked on a secret operation to tamp down a Ukrainian corruption scandal engulfing his family during the 2020 election by formally designating Attorney General Bill Barr, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, key members of Congress and journalists as Russian disinformation "conduits," according to explosive intelligence community documents declassified by the White House.

A spreadsheet that was recovered from U.S. intelligence agency files and made public Wednesday by the White House Government Transparency Task Force shows that spy agencies and the FBI created a list of more than six dozen prominent organizations, Americans or foreigners who became figures in the Biden family Ukraine scandal and the 2019 impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump.

The spreadsheet neatly divided figures along political lines, with Democrats like the Bidens, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Barack Obama and George Soros listed as victimized "targets" of Russian disinformation and conservatives like Fox News, One America News, filmmaker Michael Caputo and Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani as "conduits" for disinformation.

The FBI also labeled two of President Donald Trump's first-term Cabinet secretaries, Pompeo and Barr, as well as Republican Sens. Chuck Grassley, Ron Johnson and Lindsey Graham and House GOP committee chairmen Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan as "conduits" even while they all investigated whether the allegations of corruption against the Biden family were true.

The designations were part of a secret counterintelligence operation codenamed "Round River" that was launched during the 2020 election by a task force of FBI analysts claiming to be fighting "malign foreign influence" in the 2020 election, according to an administration official.

The Foreign Influence Task Force (FITF), based in FBI headquarters, concurred with each of the assessments in the spreadsheet with a "no objection" designation, the documents state.

...

In some ways, the Round River operation is a mirror opposite of the Russia collusion probe known as Crossfire Hurricane in which the FBI pursued unsubstantiated allegations spread by Democrats that Trump and his allies conspired with Vladimir Putin to hijack the 2016 election. In Round River, FBI analysts sought to dismiss significant evidence in the bureau's possession, including Hunter Biden's own laptop, pointing to possible corruption by the Bidens.

Documents released by the White House earlier this month exposed an investigation in 2017 codenamed "Oxferd Comma" alleging the newly elected president Trump may have been acting as a Russian asset when he fired then-Director James Comey even though the bureau's own evidence overwhelmingly showed at the time there was no collusion with the Kremlin.

By the way: 0xferd Comma was spelled that way -- with an "e" instead of an "o" and a zero instead of a capital "O" so that investigators could not find references to it in emails and government servers. It was deliberately misspelled so that no evidence of the crime could be discovered through normal investigatory means.


Remarkably, the effort to portray the Biden scandal as Russian disinformation came even though confidential human sources working for the FBI and other agencies began reporting a steady stream of concerns starting in 2015 that Ukraine was possibly targeting the future first family for influence, the memos show. The FBI has identified at least 14 informants who were providing derogatory information on the Bidens, according to an FBI letter made public Wednesday.

In that letter to the White House Government Transparency Task Force, FBI Director Kash Patel said the Foreign Influence Task Force was terminated on his watch and its activities are now under investigation.

That Task Force was run by the leftwing woman who admitted she was running a "shadow government" inside the one that the American people think is the real government.


He said he shared concerns cited in a 2025 Director of National Intelligence memo declassified on Wednesday that Round River was used as a political tool to neutralize an alleged corruption narrative about Biden, the Democrats' 2020 presidential nominee, rather than to address true national security threats.

"While our internal review of the FITF is not yet complete, we are investigating whether the FITF used information learned from the Round River assessment to undermine or influence ongoing investigations by only focusing on the subset of CHS's (Confidential Human Sources) involving the Bidens," Patel wrote, according to the letter reviewed by Just the News.

"We remain concerned that defensive briefings to Congress may have been overly focused on just Biden and Ukraine rather than the balanced picture of all foreign threats," he added.

Patel said the bureau is "firmly committed to identifying, investigating and holding accountable all abuses" that occurred during the Round River operation and to ensure "that future counterintelligence operations remain focused exclusively on legitimate foreign threats and are never used to advance political narratives."

...

Grassley, the Senate Judiciary Committee chairman, and Johnson, the Senate Budget Committee chairman, have been investigating the Round River operation for years and have raised concerns the FBI may have used a 2020 defensive briefing to them as a way of thwarting their probe into Burisma and Biden family corruption allegations.

In essence, the FBI Foreign Influence Task Force operation treated Barr's investigation into the Biden controversy as a potential disinformation threat, closely aligning with the Biden presidential campaign's and legacy media's efforts to portray the Burisma allegations as "conspiracy theories."

That conspiracy theory storyline -- referred to in the documents as the "Ukraine narrative" -- persisted well beyond the 2020 election that put Biden into the White House until two IRS whistleblowers and some former Biden business partners came forward to Congress beginning in 2023 and shared evidence that Hunter Biden had committed crimes, including failing to pay taxes on monies he earned from Burisma, and sought to use his father's influence to help the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.
...


The intelligence review pinpointed the start of Round River to December 2019, just as Trump's Ukraine impeachment proceedings were raging, and gave a succinct description of its mission.

"Around December 2019, the FBI's Foreign Influence Task Force -- Russia (FITF-R) unofficially formed a group of analysts who utilized internal systems to gather any/all derogatory information previously reported by confidential human sources (CHSs) on Joseph Biden corruption and other Ukraine-related topics (known as the Ukraine narrative) including Burisma, Hunter Biden, Mykola Zlochevsky, Ukraine interference in 2016 US presidential election to red flag the reporting as Russian disinformation," the DNI report said.

Remarkably, the DNI report alleges, the Round River team amended each of three informant files to portray their long-term reporting as false.

"The team of analysts had administrative accesses to all reporting and drafted intelligence products that were later added to each CHS file to show the reporting was deemed Russian disinformation," the DNI memo stated. "The FITF-R team also provided defensive briefings to any Congressional member who obtained reporting related to any aspect of the Ukraine narrative."

Paul Sperry says that the criminal Chris Wray was behind this corrupt effort:

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: Just-declassified FBI docs reveal Dir. Wray during the 2020 election classified Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Victoria Nuland and Amos Hochstein, along w/ George Soros, as "targets" of Russian "disinformation" in the Burisma scandal, while journalist John Solomon was branded a "conduit" of "disinformation"

Former Trump advisor and Deep State target Peter Navarro says we have to put all the conspirators under oath and compel them to admit the conspiracy or go to prison for perjury and obstruction.

On May 16, 2017, the FBI took one of the most extraordinary steps in its history: It opened a full investigation of the sitting American president.

Newly declassified documents released by the White House say the bureau asked whether the president "is or was directed by, controlled by, and/or coordinated activities with" Vladimir Putin's Russia -- and whether he "obstructed and/or conspired to obstruct" the FBI's own investigation.

That the FBI had targeted President Trump was reported in 2019. What was missing was the paperwork -- the opening document, the names on it, the chain of command.


The May 16 "opening communication" lists FBI General Counsel James Baker and Counterintelligence Division Assistant Director E.W. "Bill" Priestap as the approving officials.

The investigation was opened at Priestap's direction, in consultation with Baker's Office of General Counsel; and Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe personally notified Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein.

The next day -- May 17 -- Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller special counsel, and the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax took flight.


James Comey figures in the hoax, too. He went from fired FBI director to a central witness.

The FBI used Comey's account of his talks with Trump -- and Trump's firing of Comey -- to support the obstruction theory.

Another critical layer has now been exposed. The FBI says its predicate for the probe rested on "predetermined criteria established by the Crossfire Hurricane investigative team" based on an assessment of supposedly "reliable lead information."


Who built that predicate?

Peter Strzok, a central figure in Crossfire Hurricane, and FBI lawyer Lisa Page were close to the investigation.

When Page asked whether Trump would become president, Strzok replied: "No. No he won't. We'll stop it."

Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz later said that message was not merely indicative of a biased state of mind but implied a willingness to take official action to affect a candidate's electoral prospects.

Yet the actual drafter of the opening communication remains redacted. That name should be released.

So should the names of everyone who formulated, reviewed or supplied the "reliable lead information" used to put a sitting president under investigation -- along with the communications among Priestap, Baker, McCabe and the investigative team, McCabe's record of what he told Rosenstein, what Rosenstein knew before he appointed Mueller and what Mueller did, if anything, to independently validate the extraordinary allegation he was tasked to investigate.

...


It's past time to put those who built and ran this Russia hoax under the microscope.

Sen. Chuck Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee and Chairman Jim Jordan's House Judiciary Committee hold the tools; Grassley has been a bulldog, Jordan far less so.

Subpoena Priestap, Baker, McCabe, Rosenstein and Comey for sworn, public testimony.

...

The officials who set the Russia hoax in motion and carried it forward have names.

Now put them under oath. And do it before the November election.

Meanwhile, "Fusion Ken" Dilanian, a stenographer and PR manager for the leftwing conspiracy at the heart of the CIA, says that Trump is running the DOJ like "Russia and China" for investigating the people he works for.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (C3xJX)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

3 Why is Wray not standing in front of a firing squad?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

4 this is all beyond belief

our government is viciously corrupt

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)

5 It's not the crime, it's the c0ver up.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:29 PM (asFP3)

6 Ok it's the crime.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:29 PM (asFP3)

7 I've got a plane to catch.

L8rs bitches!

Posted by: Christopher Wray at August 12, 2026 03:29 PM (2YhKe)

8 By the way: 0xferd Comma was spelled that way -- with an "e" instead of an "o" and a zero instead of a capital "O" so that investigators could not find references to it in emails and government servers.
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Isn't this standard practice for the government when they want to conceal something from FOIA requests?

The standard method would be to search for properly spelled words (and maybe common alternate misspellings).

They go out of their way to obscure the keywords in documents so that they will only turn up in a deliberate search by those who "need" those documents AND know how to find them already.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (FZ29D)

9 "Disinformation"


Everyone might want to dust off their copy of the newspeak dictionary.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (cpFbA)

10 I wonder how many lawmakers would be in jail if authorities did their jobs.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)

11 Peter Strzok, a central figure in Crossfire Hurricane, and FBI lawyer Lisa Page were close to the investigation.


Here and I'd almost forgot about creepy fag and gummy bear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (2YhKe)

12 late here bc work is crazy but on the last thread, one thing I wanted to say

I knew doctors who were deeply against abortion. BUT to be part of a hospital system as an ob/gyn that was a requirement (willingness to perform abortions at the level the hospital does).

I knew excellent ob/gyns who had to switch to just gyn because of this, or move to a Catholic hospital, or just retire. It's been this way since before O-care btw.

doctors are heavily pushed to do this against their morals

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (j+aD2)

13 So many sticks to chase at once. And they all taste like shit when we run and pick them up.

Makes me so happy to pay taxes.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (4csOi)

14 The movie review length post really makes you bring your A game to Brave when trying to tap the comments link in that millisecond you get. Tap reload damnit tap reload damnit, etc.

Posted by: nckate at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (enNUy)

15 "this is all beyond belief

our government is viciously corrupt"

All of our politicians are lying self-dealers. All of them.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

16 wonder how many lawmakers would be in jail if authorities did their jobs.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b

90%

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:31 PM (C3xJX)

17 Tucker Carlson needs to get Hunter Biden back on to explain the meaning of all of this.

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

18 Trump trying to investigate Biden (and others) links to Ukraine was what triggered Bearclaw to try and plant evidence to frame Trump for his first impeachment. Trump had already secured the documents before he got there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)

19
Sorry, 51 different sources are the threshold of credibility.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (O0L8i)

20 our government is viciously corrupt"

All government. Washington was right.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (XuXeR)

21 14 The movie review length post really makes you bring your A game to Brave when trying to tap the comments link in that millisecond you get. Tap reload damnit tap reload damnit, etc.


ugh I'm sorry nckate

I can see my little script blocker working here. it just keeps adding up numbers of blocked scripts. if I stay on a thread for a decent amount of time it gets over 100!!! initial load is minimum 3 scripts (likely all to trigger popup ads)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 03:32 PM (j+aD2)

22 I think we all agree Trump made a lot of bad hiring decisions. My theory is he trusted too many establishment types - starting with Pence. At the time, we thought it would be a good way for Trump to "grease the skids" as he got involved with DC politics. We all know now they took his outstretched hand holding an olive branch and shoved it up our squeaker. Sadly we still have too many of those establishment types left in DC.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 03:33 PM (N39Ws)

23 Boasberg set to rule that this was all "Bitchen" in a 30pg ruling he already wrote.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:33 PM (4csOi)

24 From out here in the cheap seats it appears extinction levels of corruption have been evident since the Clintons and their odious band of scrofulous wankers arrived in Washington. Just keeps getting worse and worse, wave after wave in subsequent administrations and the saboteurs are now firmly entrenched at every office and bureaucratic stronghold.

“We’ve got ‘em where we want ‘em, we’re completely surrounded”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 03:34 PM (f547z)

25
>>Former Trump advisor and Deep State target Peter Navarro says we have to put all the conspirators under oath and compel them to admit the conspiracy or go to prison for perjury and obstruction.

==============

Too bad he's not in the current administration.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 03:36 PM (XJ22o)

26 Oh yeah sure and monkeys will fly out of my butt.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 12, 2026 03:37 PM (MWfyi)

27 Trump really fucked himself with the people he picked. I know there's always someone else to blame, but the buck stops with him and he should have known better.

Like Trump asking Comey to stay on, I mean did anyone really think he was a straight shooter?

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 03:37 PM (r13UX)

28 Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)

29 Forgot the quote:

"Former Trump advisor and Deep State target Peter Navarro says we have to put all the conspirators under oath and compel them to admit the conspiracy or go to prison for perjury and obstruction."

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 12, 2026 03:39 PM (MWfyi)

30 To this day, 9 out of 10 Leftist Progressives will insist that Hillary lost due to Russian interference in the 2016 election. And, if we're rounding up, it's 10 out of 10.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (dIske)

31 And... Arrests so far: 0.0

It's useless to get all worked up in a lather when the Relevant Law Enforcement Agencies steadfastly refuse to do their jobs, and run a bunch of flagrantly guilty leftist swine to ground. The fix is in.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (Iz5jw)

32 I think about this when the left is shrieking about how corrupt Trump is, how he's a dictator, how he's abusing the office.

Well.
Not enough, he isn't--because you're not proposing to reduce the size, scope and reach of the federal government to stop it.

No.
You want the tools of corruption, bribery and abuse of office--that you're accusing Trump of abusing--to stay in place for when you ever get back to power.

If Trump really was 1/100 as bad as you claim he is, you'd be screaming for laws reducing the size, scope and reach of the federal government--to stop him and anyone like him ever again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

33 Like Trump asking Comey to stay on, I mean did anyone really think he was a straight shooter?

.. just ask Scooter Libby

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

34 Many new houses in Virginia and Mercedes cars will be bought because of the investigation into this.

I don't expect to see anyone on a chain gang from this.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (4csOi)

35 You want the tools of corruption, bribery and abuse of office--that you're accusing Trump of abusing--to stay in place for when you ever get back to power.

If Trump really was 1/100 as bad as you claim he is, you'd be screaming for laws reducing the size, scope and reach of the federal government--to stop him and anyone like him ever again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc) .

It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (asFP3)

36 Do we have any emails from ANYONE involved questioning the legality and/or wisdom of taking these actions?

Or do they just go with the flow because "everyone does it?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)

37
Or do they just go with the flow because "everyone does it?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)



When you're a Teflon Don, nothing sticks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (2YhKe)

38 Straight as Jim Comey!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Q4cxx)

39 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (dK+Kv)

40
First! Before nothing-will-happen guy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Y8DZL)

41 By the way: 0xferd Comma was spelled that way -- with an "e" instead of an "o" and a zero instead of a capital "O" so that investigators could not find references to it in emails and government servers.

I never want to read the quip "Never attribute to malice when incompetence will suffice" ever again. EVER.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (diia5)

42 36.

It's all a big club, and we aint in it. - G. Carlin

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (4csOi)

43 I worked in the Intel business for over 30 years and this just infuriates me. Complete unprofessional bullshit! Since before the time of the Hittites, it has been axiomatic that when intelligence lies, soldiers die. And in today's nuclear world, who is lying to the National Command Authority? Now cities can die. Bastards need prison with no chance of parole.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (2WIwB)

44 Do we have any emails from ANYONE involved questioning the legality and/or wisdom of taking these actions?

Or do they just go with the flow because "everyone does it?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 03:41 PM (FZ29D)

We are already long past the time when most in government thought there was a limit to what they can do. "We will stop him being elected President" and everyone there agreed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

45 Hang them all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
.......

Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:43 PM (UjdFS)

46 How the hell is anyone after Trump going to survive the onslaught? How did he?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (asFP3)

47 So much corruption, so much hunger for power and control.

The Tree of Liberty thirsts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (xcxpd)

48 What a long day
Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Per Breitbart: SPLC CFO arrested on fraud charges.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (C3xJX)

50 I'm sure Huge Hewitt is just about to say 'Guys, guys, it's ok because they have training.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (diia5)

51 So 40% of our population, 80% of our government, and 95% of our media are actively lying and subverting our Constitution and our very way of life.

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (TN0g+)

52 I bet the Trump family making billions illegally on inside AI and crypto investments is disinformation, though, huh?

Posted by: Sid at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (yzl9t)

53 Per Breitbart: SPLC CFO arrested on fraud charges.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:44 PM (C3xJX)

Not so much "Poverty" in that house, amirite?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

54 Round River was a reach.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (Q4cxx)

55 30 To this day, 9 out of 10 Leftist Progressives will insist that Hillary lost due to Russian interference in the 2016 election. And, if we're rounding up, it's 10 out of 10.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (dIske)

And also that Trump is deranged for saying there were irregularities in 2020, cause elections are perfect.

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (LX4y3)

56 Posted by: Sid at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM

Try harder. Use both hands.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 03:45 PM (OkYzo)

57 Remember:

It's been near 30 years, and the FBI still won't admit who they let Hillary extort when they gave her those 600 files.
And don't think for a second they didn't know why she wanted them.
And what she did with them.

But yeah, sure, Kash is going to be able to reform the agency ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (3cUTc)

58 Go home and blow your mommy, Sid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (C3xJX)

59 By the way: 0xferd Comma was spelled that way -- with an "e" instead of an "o" and a zero instead of a capital "O" so that investigators could not find references to it in emails and government servers. It was deliberately misspelled so that no evidence of the crime could be discovered through normal investigatory means.

This is utter bullshit. Any SOUNDEX search will find it. Any AI query will find it. SOUNDEX has been around since the 1930s and has been used in government computer systems and databases for decades.

They deliberately sabotaged the search to avoid anything except perfect spelling and alignment of those words.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (pUU4E)

60 Nice to know but years too late. Get after the current fraud and corruption please.

Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)

61 "First! Before nothing-will-happen guy.
Posted by: Auspex "

Uh, #26 & 29.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (MWfyi)

62 60 Nice to know but years too late. Get after the current fraud and corruption please.
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)

Do both?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

63 "Christopher Wray was recommended to Trump by Super-Republican Chris Christie."

Wray was terrible, and Christie was even worse, but there is an explanation of how the two knew each other. Wray was the lawyer who (successfully) defended Christie against those Bridgegate charges that got two of his subordinates into legal hot water. Christie probably meant well in the beginning. We know, of course, how that turned out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (0CU3H)

64 I was reading a MA forum on their new "abortion until birth law" and it is interesting their were three buckets of responses:

I'm disgusted
You don't understand the law
Abortion until birth is GOOD

And I have to say every single one of the Abortion until birth is good people at the female NPC look - fat sloppy, and RBF.

And as always the lefties saying you don't understand the law it doesn't allow abortion until birth and the lefties saying abortion until birth is good just ignored each other not a one calling the other out while they both bitched at the normal women disgusted by this...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

65 Jim Comey the kelp scented seashore philosopher?

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

66 Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)

Concur.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

67
Why is Wray not standing in front of a firing squad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

=================

Why do people keep asking this?

Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

68 "First! Before nothing-will-happen guy.
Posted by: Auspex "

Uh, #26 & 29.

Plenty is happening - all this stuff is coming out onto the interwebs and the people who backed it are being exposed. It can't be hidden behind the wall of silence anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

69
Ken Dilanian is a paid CIA asset. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (OkYzo)

70 Jim Comey the kelp scented seashore philosopher?
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

Those seashells had FAMILY, man! what a monster!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

71 "We remain concerned that defensive briefings to Congress may have been overly focused on just Biden and Ukraine rather than the balanced picture of all foreign threats," he added.
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THAT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ASSHOLE!!!

And it's bullshit anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (Q4cxx)

72 I never want to read the quip "Never attribute to malice when incompetence will suffice" ever again. EVER.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:42 PM (diia5)

Agreed. When supreme narcissist Obama was encouraging people to think he was incompetent I became very wary of that adage. Narcissists don't want to be considered incompetent unless the truth would look even worse.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (lFFaq)

73 62 60 Nice to know but years too late. Get after the current fraud and corruption please.
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)

Do both?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

I'd settle for "either", but, yeah.

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (LX4y3)

74 Wray was terrible, and Christie was even worse, but there is an explanation of how the two knew each other. Wray was the lawyer who (successfully) defended Christie against those Bridgegate charges that got two of his subordinates into legal hot water. Christie probably meant well in the beginning. We know, of course, how that turned out.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (0CU3H)

he probably did not. Has he denounced Wray yet?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

75 The entire or all but intelligence agencies ate the Deep State

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

76 Well we at least arrest the SPLC cfo for fraud.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 Well obviously we'll need years and years of committees and hearings and investigations and subpoenas and testimonies and affidavits and grand juries and Special Prosecutors and tens of millions of dollars and a 2,000 page report that nobody will read to get to the bottom of all this. THEN we'll get some people held accountable...oh, the Statute of Limitations has passed during all this? Nobody gets charged with anything??? Dagnabbit! Why does this keep happening?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (V362x)

78 52

AND IVANKA SELLS PERFUME !

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

79 69
Ken Dilanian is a paid CIA asset. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 03:48 PM (OkYzo)

Most of the top Press is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

80 I put the Wray appointment solely on Trump. There was plenty of warning at the time that it was a bad pick. Hell, every dem on the committee voted to advance him to the full Senate. The only possible excuse for it is that Wray was somehow the best that Trump thought he could get through the Senate.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (XvL8K)

81 A crack team of Untouchable Ham & Eggers within Sacred Law Enforcement are gonna fix this shit. Elliot Ness 2.0

It is painful to be this cynical and bad for my health. Seriously. But the alternative feels even worse.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (+v1tm)

82 Tumbrels and heads on pikes.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (ZVgZ4)

83 62 60 Nice to know but years too late. Get after the current fraud and corruption please.
Posted by: High tech at August 12, 2026 03:46 PM (37cEZ)

Do both?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

Dismissed with prejudice
-DC judge

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (LX4y3)

84 Plenty is happening - all this stuff is coming out onto the interwebs and the people who backed it are being exposed. It can't be hidden behind the wall of silence anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat

I don't even know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Behind the Media's Wall of Silence at August 12, 2026 03:52 PM (yFLFB)

85 MS NOW’s Justice Reporter GOES OFF on Trump DOJ: Being Run Like In Russia and China
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Yup.

Corruption be damned. The Narrative MUST FLOW!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:52 PM (Q4cxx)

86
Foiled again by the adroit NWHG!

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)

87 Indict that asswipe Wray with Misprision of a Felony , put him on trial and send him to PMITA Prison.

It's the ONLY way to stop this.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (ChQXW)

88 And. Now we know why Tucker was platforming Hunter.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (uzmqU)

89 The only possible excuse for it is that Wray was somehow the best that Trump thought he could get through the Senate.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 03:51 PM (XvL8K)

There was a lot of that. The competent and useful people were also being threatened, which people seem to forget.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (lFFaq)

90 To traverse the valley, you must first become taller than the mountain.

Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (asFP3)

91 MS NOW’s Justice Reporter GOES OFF on Trump DOJ: Being Run Like In Russia and China

The Biden junta has the leading opposition candidate arrested on bogus charges that they outright said they would not charge anyone else with and we are just ignoring that?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

92 I don't even know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Behind the Media's Wall of Silence at August 12, 2026 03:52 PM (yFLFB)

That part of the population is dying out - the next generation has not read a newspaper or watched a nightly news program in their lives, or near enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)

93 It has all the earmarks...

Posted by: Is that how this works? at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (2Ez/1)

94 Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post at the WH end of this month. Wonder who will replace her?

Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (kX27y)

95 Hong hung low
Too funny

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

96 I think, on balance, maybe during WWII was the last time the federal government was working for the American people.

But somewhere soon after, probably the late 60s, it tipped over to largely working against the American people.

A trend that accelerated under Obama and, by Biden, saw nearly the whole of the federal government actively working against the American people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)

97 The fool seeks answers, while the wise merely stop asking questions.

Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (asFP3)

98 Unless the administration has some idea other than running these people through the existing judicial ringer, this is going to waste a lot of people's time.

The existing judiciary is squarely on the left's side. These people are too important for them to be lost for any period of time when the work of overthrowing the country isn't remotely finished. The perps are gonna' walk.

Knowing we were right all along is totally insufficient. People need to be publicly hanged by the neck until dead. This has a way of quieting down the agitators.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (2Cry5)

99 What's a television?

Posted by: Young people at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)

100 And. Now we know why Tucker was platforming Hunter.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (uzmqU)

Because he needs another kid's note to get into some college probably.

I was accepting to evil traitor Tucker, but sucking up to Hunter Tucker is a bridge too far.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)

101 Truth Social. Crap.

Our wonderful White House Press Secretary, and one of my most trusted aides, Karoline Leavitt, will be departing her role at the end of the month so she can spend more time with her beautiful young children and family, a decision I totally understand and respect! Karoline will now be one of my top outside advisors, and an influential voice within the Republican Party, as we work to defy History, and conclusively win the Midterm Elections. Karoline has been a real leader in the White House, and has done a phenomenal job fighting for Justice, Liberty, and Freedom, since 2018, including our Historic Re-Election Campaign of 2024. Karoline has been one of the best White House Press Secretaries in the History of the Office. Thank you, Karoline, for a job well done! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (xHe0y)

102 What's a television?
Posted by: Young people at August 12, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)

Right next to the 8 track tape player, son.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

103 beckster I would volunteer, not near as pretty as her though

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)

104 This convinces the Trump choir.

The people with TDS are going to suspect it of "McCarthyism" because it comes from the Trump DoJ.

And the vast middle Lofos will never know about it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Q4cxx)

105 A lesser mind examines all sides, a superior one knows there are no sides, only truth.

Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (asFP3)

106 She's a mom. Maybe she needs to go mom.

Posted by: But that's just me at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

107 Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (xHe0y)

Didn't she have cancer?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (lFFaq)

108 Remember that big piggy Heidi Beirich? former CFO of the SPLC who was banging one of the wignats supposedly being investigated?
She got arrested today.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (88C+u)

109 87 Indict that asswipe Wray with Misprision of a Felony , put him on trial and send him to PMITA Prison.

It's the ONLY way to stop this.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 12, 2026 03:53 PM (ChQXW)

It's more likely president AoC gives him the medal of Freedom than Wray sees a day behind bars.

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (LX4y3)

110 Straight shooter Chris "Duck Lips" Wray could shoot around corners when he had to.

Posted by: Paco at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (2L+MU)

111 She's a mom. Maybe she needs to go mom.
Posted by: But that's just me at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

her talents are wasted making the press look like idiots, they do it all by themselves. She can put her feet up and remote in some real important work from now on, she's earned it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)

112 DJT today: "Karoline Leavitt, will be departing her role at the end of the month so she can spend more time with her beautiful young children and family, a decision I totally understand and respect!"

Bulwark tonite: "Trump sez Leavitt hasn't been spending enough time with her family! Hints at neglect!"

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

113 beckster I would volunteer, not near as pretty as her though
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)

Too bad there's no way to let him know Alex the Chick is available.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (lFFaq)

114 I think it's now easy to figure out how we got "No-scandal Obama".

It's not a lie if you believe it. -- George Costanza.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (Q4cxx)

115 Here's a link with a pic of Heidi aka "Jabba the Slut"
tinyurl.com/56cz4wbd

Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (88C+u)

116 Posted by: Comeyfucius Say
.......

To swim the pond, the frog's asshole must be watertight.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

117 The brave men of the FBI in the tradition of John Connolly and Lon Horiuchi will bust this case wide open. Only a matter of time.

I hear they are considering a motion to consider a vote to conduct a hearing on whether to hold an investigation of the matter in the future.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (+v1tm)

118 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)

119 former CFO of the SPLC who was banging one of the wignats supposedly being investigated?
She got arrested today.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 03:58 PM (88C+u)

Yay!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (lFFaq)

120 Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 03:56 PM (xHe0y)

Didn't she have cancer?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 03:57 PM (lFFaq)

Tulsi's husband did.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

121
Thanks to Caroline Levett, and respect for being a good mom.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (Y8DZL)

122 Polliwog, it is Wiles that has cancer.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (EZtVN)

123 Grassley has been a bulldog, "


Are you sure you don't mean Deputy Dawg ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2026 04:00 PM (NtVYv)

124 Biden could not afford to buy a hide on My ticket he had to rent on the off-season

When he finally st 80yo bought a beach house in YFrlaware for 2 million it wasn't even beachfront
No yachts or jets
Sport ? He rode a mountain bike no Vail skiing

The chief accuser of Biden corruption hot a 5 year sentence for lying

Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 04:00 PM (gV94l)

125 Was it YD who said as Press Sec he would just set fire to the press room? I don't approve of the methods or of harming anyone, but he would be my pick. Maybe we could get him to moderate.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (asFP3)

126 There is not a spot hot enough in Hell for Nuland.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (EZtVN)

127 Paul is very Mary Cloggenstein today.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)

128 Someone's been day drinking under his bridge.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)

129 "She got arrested today."

We voted for this.

Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

130 Paul is a very persistent kool-ade drinker.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (Q4cxx)

131 Thank you for your service Karoline Levitt. Enjoy motherhood.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (G0vdT)

132 We voted for this.
Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

I didn't.

Posted by: Heidi's future cellmate at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (88C+u)

133 Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

Ah. I was thinking Leavitt had breast cancer somewhat recently. Guess I could look it up. I'm still not used to all the information in the world being in the palm of my hand.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 04:02 PM (lFFaq)

134 There is not a spot hot enough in Hell for Nuland.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (EZtVN)

Having to hang with Neocons is almost as good a punishment. I had to laugh when Putin stole West Africa from her and the French a few years back.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

135 This is all the fault of a couple of rouge agents in the Cincinnati office.

They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)

136 If Kamala Harris had won, not only would we NOT know of these many varieties of corruption., but they would be doubling down on it. And spending us into oblivion: NGOs, AID, etc

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (jgF2C)

137 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: The Internet at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (2Ez/1)

138 Leavitt has been a great Press Secretary. One of a kind. Sad to see her go.

I hope the next one is just as good.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+v1tm)

139 "I'm still not used to all the information in the world being in the palm of my hand."

I keep it in a fanny pack. Hands free.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 I'm sure the statute of limitations has expired for all of them.

Posted by: Harun at August 12, 2026 04:04 PM (IuIym)

141 It was Suzie Wiles who had cancer. Hope she's doing better.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 04:04 PM (lFFaq)

142 Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer.

Posted by: Oh by the way at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)

143 "She got arrested today."

We voted for this.
Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)



Woah.......She's a Jabba missing a hut......



https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2YhKe)

144 This is all the fault of a couple of rouge agents in the Cincinnati office.

They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice a

Freaking Todd!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (YZ0Fo)

145 I thought Bondi's husband had breast cancer?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (+v1tm)

146 "First! Before nothing-will-happen guy.
Posted by: Auspex "

Uh, #26 & 29.


We are all NWHG in spirit.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (trKrw)

147 I think he chewed it on that mountain bike.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)

148 145 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

149 Woah.......She's a Jabba missing a hut......

https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL

Gross tonnage.

Posted by: Also known as at August 12, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)

150 I heard Eddie Murphy punched Jimmy Walker in the lip!

Why Eddie?

I like Good Times.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+v1tm)

151 Leavitt has been a great Press Secretary. One of a kind. Sad to see her go.

I hope the next one is just as good.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+v1tm)

The Bad Lip Reading video of Sarah Huckabee Sanders from Trump's first administration is hilarious. I assume it's still available on YouTube.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 04:07 PM (lFFaq)

152 Leavitt has been a great Press Secretary. One of a kind. Sad to see her go.

I hope the next one is just as good.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+v1tm)

The next one should be a dude in a red fright wig and just hand out empty sheets of paper and answer every question with "I will circle back to you"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

153 Woah.......She's a Jabba missing a hut......

https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.......

Thought bubble:
I'm so fat.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

154 I heard Eddie Murphy punched Jimmy Walker in the lip!

Why Eddie?

I like Good Times.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+v1tm)


I heard a rumor that during the filming of "Any Given Sunday," a disagreement between LL Cool J and Jamie Foxx led to a scuffle where Foxx reportedly kicked the crap out of LL.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (2YhKe)

155 I see the DOJ's theory for arresting the SPLC chick is that they didn't tell donors their dollars were going to her KKK boyfriend.

I have no idea how this will play out in court but based on what the Biden Junta did to right leaning orgs I am all for it and I want the news to be full of stories about how giving money to the KKK is a completely normal, legal thing for a leftwing group to do

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

156 If we can't have R. Lee Ermey as Press Secretary, I'd be satisfied with Rob Schnieder.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (+v1tm)

157 If she just went by "Sarah Sanders" would anybody know who she is?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2Ez/1)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)

159 Woof.

Hadn't had that happen in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)

160
Ham & Eggers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (OkYzo)

161 But somewhere soon after, probably the late 60s, it tipped over to largely working against the American people.

A trend that accelerated under Obama and, by Biden, saw nearly the whole of the federal government actively working against the American people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)


Friday, November 22, 1963

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (ZVgZ4)

162 If we can't have R. Lee Ermey as Press Secretary, I'd be satisfied with Rob Schnieder.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:08 PM (+v1tm)



Well, one is dead, so........choices are limited there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe)

163 Plenty is happening - all this stuff is coming out onto the interwebs and the people who backed it are being exposed. It can't be hidden behind the wall of silence anymore.

Yay! Raised cortisol levels and frustration for all! Even more disgust and hatred for the justice legal court system that has completely destroyed Rule of Law and placed the former United States deeper into the Failed State status

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (nAS9C)

164 Attack of the Italicans successfully defeated!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (ZVgZ4)

165 162.

Marines don't die. They just fall back to regroup.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (+v1tm)

166 When was the last Mitch sighting?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (2Ez/1)

167 When Biden left the VP slot he was reportedly worth about $1.5 million. Last year he was reportedly worth $10 million. That doesn’t even count some of the income on book deals, etc.

Weird.

That’s public information, dingleberry.

Posted by: That Guy at August 12, 2026 04:11 PM (3arSl)

168 Trust Wray

*giggles*

Posted by: Q at August 12, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R)

169 The more we see, the more rotten we can see that it was...I mean, we knew it was rotten and coming from the top and sides...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:11 PM (l3cgK)

170 When Biden left the VP slot he was reportedly worth about $1.5 million. Last year he was reportedly worth $10 million. That doesn’t even count some of the income on book deals, etc.


Ayanna Presley went from a net worth of -18K to $8M in years on a $174K salary in congress.

Amazing how this stuff works isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

171 What if Trump had a Press Secretary that just spoke like Joe Biden at every press briefing?

They couldn't say shit about it.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (+v1tm)

172 Yay! Raised cortisol levels and frustration for all! Even more disgust and hatred for the justice legal court system that has completely destroyed Rule of Law and placed the former United States deeper into the Failed State status
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 04:10 PM (nAS9C)

Faith in the government is the last thing the founders wanted us to have. In fact after rebelling against one, they screwed up making a replacement and ditched it for a better setup.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)

173 Pick had a few bad picks. You kind of waive your hand and go, eh he took bad advice. It sounds like Wray was one of the biggest dick munchers on the planet. Not sure how he missed that one.

Posted by: That Guy at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (3arSl)

174 Russia, Russia! connected to Trump for years.

And yet, I think the Bidens & the Biden autopen minions (and more) were, and remain, Working Families Party socialists.

Biden coveted what Sanders but attacked his presidential campaign differently. Joey emphasized traditional ties to 'working-class families' and trade unions, and held events with distinct labor presence.

Sanders had long built a strong pro-labor platform that helped him earn notable endorsements from national unions. He's still raking them in for his endorsees.

Sanders supports a Green New Deal. So did Biden.

>Ocasio-Cortez, Sanders, Ramirez Reintroduce the Green New Deal for Public Housing Act, August 6, 2026, Press Release (It's back!)
---
The WFP cross-endorsed and actively campaigned for Obama during his 2008 presidential run. He also hosted the White House Summit on Working Families in June 2014, focusing on issues like paid family leave, workplace flexibility, and affordable child care.

The Working Families Party (WFP) generally supported Joe Biden’s presidential runs and legislative goals.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (NFX2v)

175 What if Trump had a Press Secretary that just spoke like Joe Biden at every press briefing?

They couldn't say shit about it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:12 PM (+v1tm)

in true DEI spirit, we should have a deaf press secretary.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)

176 Speaking of Rob Schneider, I rewatched "Deuce Bigelow" a few nights ago. It's still good.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (88C+u)

177 Is Wray a cross dresser? I keep hearing something about a delicate satin draped frame…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:13 PM (ZVgZ4)

178 I’m pretty sure that troll is a woman, and blinded by spluge.

Posted by: That Guy at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (3arSl)

179
I thought Bondi's husband had breast cancer?
Posted by: sifty boones

================

Are you thinking of Tulsi, whose husband has some kind of cancer?

Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)

180 This is all the fault of a couple of rouge agents in the Cincinnati office.

They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)
---
You forgot to take the fifth on all remaining questions.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XMAAx)

181
Sock

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)

182 Wray is the kind of character that a bad Tom Clancy ghost writer would write right before he got fired.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (+v1tm)

183 Was Bondi the one with a husband that went tranny?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

184 Rumors and rumors of rumors…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

185 180 This is all the fault of a couple of rouge agents in the Cincinnati office.

They' and their supervisors have been assigned an additional week of training at the Waikiki Resort in Hawaii.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)
---
You forgot to take the fifth on all remaining questions.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:14 PM (XMAAx)

Cross-dressing Moulin Rouge agents...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (l3cgK)

186 Was Bondi the one with a husband that went tranny?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

No, that was the one from West Dakota

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

187 Was Bondi the one with a husband that went tranny?
Posted by: 18-1

Noem.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (wOO3z)

188 Is Jabba the Slut's KKK boyfriend also a biggun or is he normal sized?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

189 DSA candidates really need to stop just ignoring black voters, they don’t struggle with black voters they barely even acknowledge black voters

How are the moderates "acknowledging" black voters in ways the DSA isn't? Other than not specifically pandering to them with these platitudes or with the stoking of racial grievances ala Jasmine Crockett?

No, the dynamic here is that the DSA isn't really trying to hone in on any races votes specifically, and the black vote is more conservative, so they break for the "moderate" candidate

Moderates don’t boil everything down to class consciousness. I'm Indian American and my community is majority maybe Pete Buttigieg level liberal. I see this trend with a lot of minority communities.

Isnt race a distraction created by the capitalists, and class the truly important thing?

We do not live in a post-racial society yet.

DSA types fail to understand socialism isn’t un popular with white America because capitalist realism or whatever its because they think communism equals gay trans, and race mixing the greatest evil of all to them

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+/CWD)

190 And boomer libs still orgasm in their pants over Watergate.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (gEIsK)

191 It's all a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in a retard.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+v1tm)

192 Unreal. No one is held accountable or punished.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (hzuYO)

193 Imagine having Noem as your wife and you decide that your hairy ass would look better then her in slinky lingerie...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

194 “Rouge agents”? Were they following in the rumored tradition of J. Edgar Hoover?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

195
Hong hung low
Too funny
Posted by: Skip

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Hong gets the gong.

I'm sure there are tons of funnies out there today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:17 PM (XJ22o)

196 Isnt race a distraction created by the capitalists, and class the truly important thing?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+/CWD)

Liberal college kids discover science AND political theory!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

197 Hong Gone Fooey

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:18 PM (+v1tm)

198 Isnt race a distraction created by the capitalists, and class the truly important thing?

The right: We should judge people by the content of their character not the color of their skin

The left: That's racist! In fact being color blind is the most racist thing that could be!

Also the left: Why do you rightwingers keep making everything about the color of someone's skin?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

199 Hong Gone Screwy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (wOO3z)

200 Hong Gone Fooey

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:18 PM (+v1tm)
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Hong Gone Floozy

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (XMAAx)

201 And boomer libs still orgasm in their pants over Watergate.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (gEIsK)

mostly just the press, and they had to be spoon fed everything by the deepsters. Heroes!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

202 It was deliberately misspelled so that no evidence of the crime could be discovered through normal investigatory means.

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AKA Consciousness Of Guilt.

Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 04:20 PM (dVpbe)

203 DSA types fail to understand socialism isn’t un popular with white America because capitalist realism or whatever its because they think communism equals gay trans, and race mixing the greatest evil of all to them

For the record if we are talking Shakira I'm down for race mixing right now.

OTOH, David French can handle the gay/trans side of things.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)

204 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM (+/CWD)

That's some authentic frontier Ivy League gibberish right there.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:21 PM (wrS5m)

205 188 Is Jabba the Slut's KKK boyfriend also a biggun or is he normal sized?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:16 PM

Fun size.
Like me.

Posted by: Snickers at August 12, 2026 04:21 PM (2Ez/1)

206 Per Breitbart: SPLC CFO arrested on fraud charges.

I was assured that nothing will happen. What is this sorcery?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG)

207
Unreal. No one is held accountable or punished.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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These are the only Things Happening I can think of:

- Feeding Our Future fraudsters sentenced & fined (after YEARS of investigation)

- Fraction of illegals being deported

- Some Medicare/Medicaid/etc fraudsters arrested and charged

- Anti-ICE killers sentenced

- Other anti-ICE people charged somewhere maybe

But no one in the Deep State as far as I know has been touched. Anyone enlighten me and Christy?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (XJ22o)

208 We do not live in a post-racial society yet.

I was watching a video by Jason Pargin who is a somewhat reasonable leftist on how race relations were better in the 80s/90s.

He's jumped on the general leftwing bandwagon of, "No things were worse then its just no one black or white knew it at the time!" which is another bit of stupid cognitive dissonance

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

209 Hong No Dong has more time to be a shitty chef.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (+v1tm)

210 DSA types fail to understand socialism isn’t un popular with white America because capitalist realism or whatever its because they think communism equals gay trans, and race mixing the greatest evil of all to them
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It's also not too popular with black Americans.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (XMAAx)

211 "She got arrested today."

We voted for this.
Posted by: Trumpsters at August 12, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

Woah.......Se's a Jabba missing a hut......


https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2YhKe)
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The Sarlacc is gonna need TWO thousand years to digest all that..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)

212 It was deliberately misspelled so that no evidence of the crime could be discovered through normal investigatory means.

Google's been able to match misspellings on that level for 20 years, and AI search does it even better. They're gonna need to try a lot harder if they do this again.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

213 But no one in the Deep State as far as I know has been touched. Anyone enlighten me and Christy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:22 PM (XJ22o)

All of those people were in the Deep State.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

214 Rouge agents”? Were they following in the rumored tradition of J. Edgar Hoover?"

Nah. Ford.

/river rouge, a recent art theme

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (XuXeR)

215 I was assured that nothing will happen. What is this sorcery?
Posted by: Ian S

Nothing counts as "happened" until someone is convicted of a felony and is in prison serving that sentence.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (+/CWD)

216 Listen fat! 23 skidoo and I shat upon you. Mom!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Potatoe Brain at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (e2lsi)

217 Socialism is popular with two groups:

1) People that don't have much
2) People that don't realize they are in fact rich

and while immoral the former group is understandable - why not just steal from your neighbors instead of working yourself?

But the latter group? I'm surrounded by these people. They are in the top 10% of wage earners and live in multimillion dollar houses and for some reason believe they are working class so they'll get MORE stuff when the revolution comes

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

218 Surrendering for a photograph for 15 minutes before walking back out the door free into a Lincoln Navigator is not the same as being punished.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (+v1tm)

219 It was deliberately misspelled so that no evidence of the crime could be discovered through normal investigatory means.

Google's been able to match misspellings on that level for 20 years, and AI search does it even better. They're gonna need to try a lot harder if they do this again.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

They type in the searches for the FoIA requests. I suppose this should end.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)

220 Unless and until individuals are put up against the wall and shot and the FBI is plowed under the earth, this shit will keep happening.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (YjkhO)

221 Google's been able to match misspellings on that level for 20 years, and AI search does it even better. They're gonna need to try a lot harder if they do this again.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

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One Word: Plastics Ebonics.

Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dVpbe)

222 Hey guys, remember how the Republicans had ActBlue on the ropes forcing them to testify under oath before a committee and resulting in the representatives of ActBlue having to resort to the 5th Ammendment protection? Surely, that was the end of that fraud infested cheat factory....right?

(((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))


JUSTICE!!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

223 Woah.......Se's a Jabba missing a hut......

https://shorturl.fm/qbbGL
Posted by: Sponge

Avast! I've spotted the beast!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (+/CWD)

224 Woah.......Se's a Jabba missing a hut......"

The buffet... it's empty.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (XuXeR)

225 But the latter group? I'm surrounded by these people. They are in the top 10% of wage earners and live in multimillion dollar houses and for some reason believe they are working class so they'll get MORE stuff when the revolution comes
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

With socialism, everyone thinks THEY will be the one passing out things to the 'social groups'. In the USSR it was the Politburo that got the Dachas, not the workers.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)

226 Nothing counts as "happened" until someone is convicted of a felony and is in prison serving that sentence.

That's a goalpost move. "Nothing will happen" originally meant nobody would even be arrested.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:26 PM (2ocoG)

227 Unless and until individuals are put up against the wall and shot and the FBI is plowed under the earth, this shit will keep happening.

Honestly I don't think we have to go that far.

Right now this kind of crap in incentivized, yes, even still under Trump.

Chris Wray a career civil servant is some how worth $20M.

The first step is just end this crap where people in government get access to all sorts of deals and no show side jobs.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

228 I don't expect to see anyone on a chain gang from this.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 03:40 PM (4csOi)

You don't want them on a chain gang, because a future Donk President or GOP squish will pardon them.

You want them to "flee the country to avoid prosecution", and never be seen or heard from again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (1z8ji)

229
Why is Wray not standing in front of a firing squad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)




Firing squad my ass. Too honorable.

A Short Drop and a Sudden Stop
Hemp Necktie
Black Jack Ketchum Special (my personal favorite)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (y9nCu)

230 (((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))


JUSTICE!!!!
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

I thought all their staff quit a while ago to avoid questioning.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)

231 Until I see a photo of an Army Ranger bayonetting Neville Singham I will be less than whelmed. Then my whelm will runneth over.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:28 PM (+v1tm)

232 For the record, the entire AoSHQ Copy Edit Army does not support the abomination "0xferd Comma".

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

233 With socialism, everyone thinks THEY will be the one passing out things to the 'social groups'. "

They'll be getting things. 9 and 7.62...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)

234 228.

These people flee the country the way Roman Polanski flees the country.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)

235 (((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))
____

Unless DoJ is using this haul to collect evidence for the largest money laundering arrest in history in time for maximum effect for the midterms, then this just sucks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (gEIsK)

236
(((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))


I remember diving into some act blue donations and it is hillarious how obvious it is fraud.

$5-$12 donations at random intervals to various candidates. Really? Not weekly, not biweekly, not monthly just random intervals of trivial amounts and thousands of people doing it.

Makes no sense from a real individual donations perspective - you aren't giving a bulk sum and you aren't donating based off of how you got paid.

But it makes perfect sense if someone is laundering large amounts of money through a bunch of nominal individual citizen accounts...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

237 Firing squad my ass. Too honorable.

A Short Drop and a Sudden Stop
Hemp Necktie
Black Jack Ketchum Special (my personal favorite)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM


May I suggest an alternative?

Posted by: zombie Vlad Tepes at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (0sNs1)

238 228.

These people flee the country the way Roman Polanski flees the country.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)

Outside the Beltway and not on "Meet the Press" = Siberia.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

239 (((ActBlue is having a record-breaking year for a midterm cycle in 2026, pulling in massive small-dollar donor hauls that surpass all previous non-presidential quarters in the organization's history.)))
---
China probably has record donations, then.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (XMAAx)

240 Unless DoJ is using this haul to collect evidence for the largest money laundering arrest in history in time for maximum effect for the midterms, then this just sucks.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (0sNs1)

241 I don't care what Heidi Beirich of the SPLC looks like. It's a reprehensible organization and I hope she gets some big fine, or jail time or both. She wouldn't be any less of a corrupt person if she looked like a blonde Wonder Woman in her prime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (y8wRt)

242 Nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (W2Pud)

243 That's a goalpost move. "Nothing will happen" originally meant nobody would even be arrested.
Posted by: Ian S

I appreciate arrests, and think they're an important step...but ultimately they don't amount to the consequences we need to see. We've see way too many traitors and criminals arrested, only to have charges dropped, sweetheart plea deals remove consequences, corrupt judges intervene, etc.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (+/CWD)

244
These people flee the country the way Roman Polanski flees the country.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)



If Delta runs out of targets in the GWOT, I have a list.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:32 PM (y9nCu)

245 ActBlue is having a record-breaking year "

According to....

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

246 I thought all their staff quit a while ago to avoid questioning.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
______________________

Just some of the executives trying to avoid testifying. They surely still have a hand in operations (unofficially)...and they are packing in the $ as fast as possible and probably skipping a few safety precautions in the process. I assure you that a portion of the Welfare/Medical care / Pre-school/ Hospice FRAUD is making it's way back to them in tiny bundles that don't require FEC scrutiny. By about a month before the mid-terms the DNC will be reporting a massive windfall of grassroots donations instead of a $2 Million debt. And, the Republicans are content to let it happen. They already had their Kabuki performance, one show only.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (dIske)

247 They type in the searches for the FoIA requests. I suppose this should end.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)
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Yes, and from what I've heard of that, you have to put in voluminous batches of mispellings to make sure they didn't pull this kind of trick.

Because, yes, that's how FOIA search works.

(Protecting the corrupt).

And yes, you have to wait until all searches are done and each search is a different "case", again, from what I've heard about the process.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (XMAAx)

248 245 ActBlue is having a record-breaking year "

According to....
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)
_______________________

ActBlu's own filings and press releases. You might think that's a bias source, and it is. But, it's also a felony if proved otherwise.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (dIske)

249 These people flee the country the way Roman Polanski flees the country.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:29 PM (+v1tm)

Which is why it was in scare quotes...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (1z8ji)

250 One Word: Plastics Ebonics.
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 04:25 PM (dVpbe)


Where is Barbara Billingsley now that we need her?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (ZVgZ4)

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