The Morning Report — 8/ 12 /26

Good morning kids. So hallelujah, as the dust settles on the primary elections across several states.

Let's start the day off with a bit of good news. The absolutely vile, hideous Francesca Hong was resoundingly, if not perhaps surprisingly defeated by a so-called moderate candidate in the Democrat primary election to see who their candidate for governor of Wisconsin will be come the general election this November.

Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley beat Democratic socialist Francesca Hong in a come-from-behind victory during the Wisconsin gubernatorial primary Tuesday night.
Crowley, 40, was ahead of the 37-year-old state representative and member of the Democratic Socialists of America 39.8% to 39.4% when the race was called by the Associated Press at 3:34 a.m.
Surveys ahead of the Badger State Democratic contest had consistently showed Hong besting Crowley by double digit percentage points. Crowley had also dropped out of the race weeks before and even endorsed another opponent, before re-entering the contest and receiving the backing of outgoing Gov. Tony Evers.

Hong who hates Israel, white people, and not merely Thanksgiving but what it represents, family, America that encompass its history, society, culture and traditions. Then again, in whole or in part this is what the Democrats en masse are all about. In their two century-long desire for absolute power they have embraced and endorsed any and every crackpot and in so doing have placed an absolute stranglehold on several key states and more crucially institutions of our government and private sector that have kept them in power all this time, primarily academia and the media.

So the question is, is Hong's defeat merely because the party and electorate see her as politically/tactically toxic during an election or that what she believes does not align with what it and they believe. My fear is that if the latter were the case, how in the world could she and all the others of her ilk have ever gotten as far as they have politically? Well, they couldn't. And yet here we are as a nation and society. Since yesterday was an open primary in Wisconsin I and my fellow Wisconsinites had the opportunity to vote for either party, and since Tom Tiffany was a shoe-in to win in the GOP, I'm wondering how many of my fellow sane republican Wisconsinites voted on the Democrat line for Crowley to pull a sort of Operation Chaos a la Limbaugh? I just realized that maybe this might not have been such a great idea as having Hong as a candidate might make our side complacent and as Dems vote for whoever has the D after their name regardless of who it is could spell disaster come November. Oh well, fellow Dairy Staters and everyone please weigh in.

Host Peter Alexander said, “There’s a conversation happening among Democrats, and I’m sure a lot of people sitting listening to this conversation right now, who have these real concerns about the sort of divide they’re experiencing within the party between the more progressive candidates and the more moderate, more centrist candidates. The fear is that ultimately it may cost the party some seats, some governors’ mansions. You saw that Abdul El-Sayed, someone you supported, obviously won what was a really close race against a more moderate Senate candidate in the state of Michigan. Right now in Wisconsin, Francesca Hong is facing some similar concerns.” He asked, “What do you make of that concern, and how do you satisfy those more centrist Democrats and independent-minded folks, in states like your own right now, who are having that real debate within their own head?” Ellison said, “I think the debate is great. I think it’s an important debate to have. Democratic, ‘big D’ Democrats are being democratic ‘small D,’ meaning that we’re debating ideas.

Yes, Keith Ellison is a sick freak but he's also the Attorney General of the state of Minnesota. His views are absolutely in line with Hong and all the rest, and he has been the AG of Mn for many many years and through many election cycles. I suppose one can argue that social media posts can come back to bite candidates in the ass but then again, how is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

From coast-to-coast, voters on the left are turning to the DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) to lead them to the promised land. For them, of course, the promised land is communism.
Not surprisingly, the DSA candidates usually run under the Democrat banner. Democrats and communists have always been soul mates.
In 1948, Henry A. Wallace, who had been FDR’s vice president from 1941 to 1945, ran for president under the Progressive Party banner. The Progressive Party was hard left and strongly aligned with, and supported by, the Communist Party of America. Wallace received 2.4% of the vote. Unfortunately, today’s communists (costumed in DSA clothing behind the Democrat curtain) are getting ten times that.
But don’t call them communists! Ask Democrats or DSA members, and they’ll vehemently deny they’re communists. The DSA will assert, “We’re not communists, we’re docialists. BIG difference!” Really? And Democrats often won’t even agree that they’re socialists, despite having mirror image policies.

Speaking of Rush Limbaugh, as the late great Maha Rushie of blessed memory once observed, When the Left promises paradise on earth and free everything, it's impossible to run against Santa Claus and beat him. The irony there of course is the Left's preternatural hatred of everything Christian, but the analogy is nevertheless spot on.

But of course, a lot of people are going to have to be liquidated and the past 250 years of our unique "exceptional" history completely erased in order for their fever dreams to be realized

Abolish The Police, Seize The Corporations, Erase The Borders This is the DSA platform Democrats don’t want you to read.

While some in the Democrat Party are freaking out over the freaks like Hong there they are running and ins some cases like Mamdani winning. Yes the entirety of the Wisconsin populace cannot be compared to that of NYC as a whole. But there's Keith Ellison, who unlike a John Fetterman or even a Chuck Schumer is eager to embrace the overt Commies. Of course so long as they have a D next to their name, Democrats must vote for that candidate.

Speaking of Paradise on Earth — elsewhere in the world, as Iran continues to be a festering boil on the world's backside, let me just state for the record that President Trump and Israel's combined effort so far to prevent these fiends from obtaining nuclear weapons and initiating armageddon as the precursor to permanent global Islamic domination, was absolutely necessary to the safety and security of the world.

This item is rather alarming:

Pakistan’s Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has called for Islamic nations to set aside their differences and join Islamabad’s defence agreement with Saudi Arabia and Turkey to form a military alliance along the lines of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO). Talking to Geo News, Asif said the Mecca Joint Defence Agreement shouldn’t be an ‘exclusive club’ and urged Islamic nations to put their difference aside and join the pact. . . “I think that, along the lines of NATO, Muslim countries should put their own differences aside–the transactional issues or bilateral disputes they have with one another — and stand together on this one platform,” he added. . .
. . . Pakistan is the world’s primary enforcer of Islamic blasphemy laws. It’s a state sponsor of terrorism, holds an estimated 170 nuclear warheads, and is steadily modernizing its arsenal. Its longest-range operational missile is the Shaheen 3, which can hit targets up to 1,709 miles. Saudi Arabia is the location of Mecca and Medina, Islam’s holiest cities. Turkey is “the new Iran,” a Muslim Brotherhood-supporting nation with revanchist aims. Recently, Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”

But let's not lose our heads over Islam!

Of course who the new American red guards of the DSA can't shoot into a mass grave will be taken care of by the graduates of our Madrassas...

Her nearly 300-page study examines an English-language Islamic Studies curriculum spanning Grades 1 through 12, published by Darussalam and supplemented by other widely circulated educational texts. Rather than approaching Islamic education through sociological generalizations or newspaper accounts of radicalization, she examines what children themselves encounter: textbooks, exercises, religious stories, prescribed behavior, Quranic passages, accounts of Mohammed and his companions, and the material that is emphasized, softened, postponed, or omitted. The result is one of the more important studies of Islamic education to appear in recent years.

With any luck I'll be dead and not have to worry about anything more than having my tombstone desecrated.

But at least Hong has been sidelined, at least for now so on that bit of positive news, I bid you all to

Have a good day,

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

FEAST ON THIS
Holiday-hating Francesca Hong loses to moderate David Crowley in Wisconsin gubernatorial primary (she hates America, not just holidays - jjs)
A threat - potentially rivaling that of Iran.
Pakistan Invites Muslim Nations to Join the New ‘Islamic NATO’

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

Pouring lighter fluid, throwing cinderblock, attempting murder
Violent Anti-ICE Protesters Are Sentenced, Convicted
El-Sayed’s past remarks could become a focal point in the state’s general election. As Michigan is a swing state, many voters are likely to find El-Sayed’s extreme-left views off-putting. Republicans have sought to leverage El-Sayed’s past comments as a means to mobilize moderate voters against him. His nomination demonstrates the ongoing shift to the left within the Democrat Party and the mainstreaming of anti-American sentiment.
Dem Candidate Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Podcast Where He Called to Scrap July 4th Fireworks and the Second Amendment.
The four horsemen of the leftist apocalype include Marxism, Sharia, AI, and the national debt.
Apocalypse soon
They highlight crude, fringe episodes of prejudice while ignoring pervasive institutional discrimination against Indian Americans.
Progressives’ Selective Indignation Over Anti-Indian Racism
This is the DSA platform Democrats don’t want you to read.
Abolish The Police, Seize The Corporations, Erase The Borders
Both systems promise that a slaughter is necessary but also promise its end. Both systems invariably keep the first promise and violate the second.
The Mohammunist Manifesto—The Promise of ‘Transitional Phase’ Slaughter

"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
In a series of tense airport standoffs, gate agents and corporate executives at major carriers like Southwest Airlines have repeatedly blocked Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers from accessing jet bridges, shielded passenger manifests, and demanded administrative hurdles to prevent federal agents from taking illegal visa overstayers into custody, according to recent reports by national news outlets.
Never Again? Airlines Obstruct ICE Crackdown on Same Visa Overstays that Enabled 9/11 Hijackerss
If implemented, the reforms could significantly reduce reliance on foreign labor, encourage companies to invest in American talent, and potentially sway voters ahead of the midterm elections. However, big business, including lobbying groups like FWD.us, is expected to push back against these measures, given the rewards it reaps from undercutting American workers by importing foreign workers.
Trump Admin Drafts Visa Reforms to Reduce Displacement of American Workers by Imported Labor.
A Pakistani migrant who is charged with sexually assaulting an elderly, wheelchair bound woman in Boston will likely be released by the state government thanks to Massachusetts’ sanctuary laws, says the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency.
Massachusetts Set to Release Pakistani Delivery Driver Charged with Assaulting Elderly Boston Woman (he should be met at the prison door with baseball bats - jjs)
ICE lodges detainer after fatal machete stabbing in Hallandale Beach.
Illegal Immigrant Released By Biden Kills Roommate With Machete As He Gave Chilling Last Words.
“A U.S. embassy in North Africa revoked over 100 visas for ‘birth tourist’ parents who came to the United States primarily to give birth so their children would get U.S. citizenship.”
State Department Revokes Over 175,000 Visas for Criminal Activity
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to spend up to $20 million on thousands of G.L.O.V.E. devices by March. The name stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter.
ICE Wants Electric Gloves for Combative Arrests. Here Comes the Meltdown.
THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)
An elaborate “deception operation” undertaken to conceal the president’s departure flight from Ankara.
WaPo: Trump Took Secret Flight to Evade Iranian Assassination Plot After NATO Summit
. . .as Tehran refuses to back down from sweeping demands for ending the standoff.
Trump: U.S. Navy ‘Controls the Strait 100%’ with ‘Steel Wall’ Blockade — Iran Escalation Still on the Table
“We have total control over the Hormuz Strait right now. They don’t have control. We have total control. We own it,” Trump told reporters Tuesday evening after returning from Ohio.
Trump Doubles Down on U.S. ‘Total Control’ of Hormuz: Iran Can Crumble Economically or Get ‘Blown Away’
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY
Punishing Jewish people, ignoring Hamas.
UK MPs on an Anti-Israel Rampage

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The world's real genocides don't interest them.
‘Priests Against Genocide’ are Blind Guides

THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
On Monday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “11th Hour,” Minnesota U.S. Senate candidate and Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan (D) responded to criticism of her on fraud by saying that “Republicans are running against every Democrat in this race on that issue, because they are distracting from the fact that we have one of the most corrupt presidents in our nation’s history.” And her opponent, Rep. Angie Craig (D-MN) voted for the Laken Riley Act.
MN Lt. Gov., Senate Candidate Flanagan on Fraud: Trump’s Bad, My Opponent Voted for Laken Riley Act
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Hopefully, the rest of the FAA’s air traffic control enhancement plan will prove as successful.
FAA’s Gamer Recruitment Campaign Scores Over 2,000+ Air Traffic Controller Candidates

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
But is he wrong?
Trump Outrages Leftists (Again) by Calling Muslim Democrat Candidates ‘Jihadists’
'When I die and I stand before God … I don’t want to say I did it the easy way instead of the Shariah-compliant way,' El-Sayed told the New York Times in 2009
Revealed: El-Sayed Proclaimed 'Obligation' To Follow Sharia Law Until the Day He Dies
Elaine Ellinger opens the classroom door on Islamic education in the West.
The Hidden Curriculum of Islamic Schools

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
"That's your candidate for Senate, a guy who clearly hates Christians, a guy who covers up for trans violence, and a guy who wants to take your guns away."
Michigan's Dem candidate for Senate Abdul El-Sayed clearly hates Christians and covers up for trans violence
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
The latest communications from the Covid czar, obtained by the committees investigating him, note concerns about ‘mutations.’
Texts: Fauci And Friends Covered Up Concerns About The Covid Vax And Miscarriages
COVID may have been novel, but what wasn’t was the fact that, at bottom, a pandemic is a pandemic, and Fauci proved to be completely unprepared.
Fauci And The Pandemic Playbook That Wasn’t
Fauci's dirty little secrets.
Naomi Wolf Video: The Vax’s Crippling of Human Sexual Organs
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Publication is mocked for ‘disgusting’ anti-Israel issue
Under James Murdoch, New York Magazine Tilts Toward Hamas
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
New York already has laws that help close the loopholes Amazon uses to deflect blame when it comes to accidents.
Mamdani Supports Delivery Bill as Amazon Threatens to Move NYC Operations
"People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success."
DSA capitalizes on Americans' downward mobility
Bitcoin Bill Dudley, who advocated anti-Trump monetary policy, says new chairman has ‘undermined his credibility’
Fed Deep State Undercuts Kevin Warsh, Who Wins Some Surprise Support
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
The state's blind rush to green energy is foolish and profoundly dangerous.
California, The Blackout State
The woke green agenda rests on climate alarmism, anti-human policies, and economic myths that threaten both prosperity and freedom.
The Delusional Premises of Woke Greens
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Heather MacDonald: The Trump administration should have stood its ground in its earlier effort to zero out the failed Great Society program.
Head Start Has Never Worked
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
"This campaign pledge from the President is why millions of Americans sent him back to the White House." U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani issued a preliminary injunction barring the Postal Service from enforcing the mail-voting provisions of Trump’s executive order for the November elections or any earlier federal election.
Trump’s Midterm Election Push Hits Legal Roadblock
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
A seemingly red-faced Mayor Zohran Mamdani blamed a “miscommunication” Tuesday after an awkward public clash between City Hall and NYPD officials over whether the department would provide security for his wife Rama Duwaji’s upcoming Middle East trip.
Red-faced Mamdani blames his staff after NYPD denies NYC’s first lady Rama Duwaji a police escort to the Middle East
POLITICS
Here's the tale of the tape from PJ Media's coverage last night - jjs
RESULTS: Primaries in Alabama, South Carolina, Connecticut, Vermont, Minnesota and Wisconsin
The far-Left bartender has faced intense scrutiny and negative media coverage in recent weeks over fringe views.
From Piker To Bernie, Nobody Wants To Be Seen With Francesca Hong
The new poll could suggest that Democrat voters view Harris as a unifying figure amid the party’s descent into civil war over whether to embrace the far-left politics of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA).
DATA: Harris Far Ahead of Newsom, AOC in New Poll.
After intense pressure from Democrats for her to drop out of the race, Alani Bankhead did not exit the race by the August 10 deadline. In a statement on Monday, Senate Leadership Fund spokeswoman Chloe Smith praised Bankhead for her courageous stand against Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schemer (D-NY).
No Candidates Drop from Montana Senate Race Despite Pressure from Democrats
Gov. Hobbs is the latest swing-state Democrat to tout crossover Republican support as the party struggles to contain its surging socialist wing.
Swing-State Democrat Taps ‘Republican’ Running Mate
If voters choose to avert their gaze and stick their fingers in their ears, they’ll only have themselves to blame.
Battle Lines: Accountability Will Be the Dividing Issue in the Midterms
Communists think they can make the Democrats winners.
Obamacrats Cultivate A Leftist Party
Tuesday on MS NOW’s “State of Play,” Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison (D) said he welcomed Democratic candidates who were members of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) because it makes the party debate ideas.
MN AG Ellison: Great to Have Socialists in the Party, Dems Are ‘Debating Ideas’
The hazard of underestimating its appeal.
The Inadequacy of Opposing Socialism
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
A state of emergency remains in place in Colombia after the country was rocked by a major 7.4 magnitude earthquake on Monday morning, with the epicentre striking under the Choco region, described in reports as a poor and inaccessible area with few roads, confounding attempts to get a clear picture of damage. Nevertheless, the initially moderate death toll known on Monday has soared overnight and now officially stands at 132, with over 700 injured.
132+ Killed in Colombia Earthquake as Death Toll Revised Upwards, Thousands Reported Missing
"We appreciate this decision, and the fact that Russia asked for no one in return — No exchange took place," President Trump said.
Trump Rescues Tortured American Citizen Imprisoned By Russia Under Biden Junta
According to a report from the local El Pueblo de Ceuta newspaper, the University Hospital of Ceuta (HUCE) treated at least five girls under the age of 14 years old after they were apparently raped.
At Least Five Underage Girls Allegedly Raped in Spanish Ceuta Following Migrant Invasion
A U.S.–Japan joint effort to support the currency won’t undo decades of distorted bond prices and mounting debt.
The Yen Bailout Won’t Fix Japan’s Bond Problem
Unfortunately for the people of that island nation, Prime Minister Mia Amor Mottley’s leftist governance is corrupt and tyrannical.
The Caribbean Is Shifting Right, Except For Barbados
It was definitely not a serious interview, but I thought I'd have some fun and share some of the highlights. And if you have an extra hour or so, I highly recommend watching it and getting to know our Secretary of State (and possible future president?) a little better.
Movies, Music, Future Plans, and What Will Really Happen in Cuba? Rubio Tells All.
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
The arrests come at a diplomatically sensitive moment, as Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi is set to visit South Korea. The case underscores growing concerns over China’s espionage activities in the region, particularly against U.S. bases, which play a critical role in monitoring the strategic Yellow Sea and countering potential threats from China’s PLA.
Chinese Military Veterans Arrested for Spying on U.S. Bases.
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Are we proving the existence of viruses - or presupposing it?
The Virus Assumption
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
“Just think about all of the young, innocent, and perhaps confused children who will be spared!”
Trump Admin Ends Medicaid Funding For Child ‘Sex-Rejecting’ Procedures
Public support for transgenderism is lower than it was five years ago, and a new strategy is required, female-presenting activist Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) told a pro-transgender religious broadcaster.
Sarah McBride Admits Trans Activists’ Cult-Like Cancel Culture Strategy Failed
He sought refuge in the Netherlands, only to discover that the place he had fled was considerably safer and more welcoming than the refuge he had chosen.
Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’
The ruling underscores the difficulty states face in challenging the Trump administration’s federal policies without clear evidence of legal violations. It also reinforces the Trump administration’s efforts to maintain its policies on gender and biological sex, particularly in areas like women’s sports.
Court Tosses Majority of Minnesota’s Challenge Against Trump’s Trans Directives.
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Our country’s ethos is being subverted by radicals seeking to transform it.
The Cultural Revolution Is in Full Swing
Christian Toto: John Ondrasik pens WaPo op-ed calling out his fellow musicians
One Brave Singer Rushes to Boy George’s Defense

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1 Happy Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:13 AM (/+uur)

2 Happy Hump Day, Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (2CeDH)

3 Congrats on first & first nood! Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:15 AM (kmiHN)

5 Holiday-hating Francesca Hong loses to moderate David Crowley in Wisconsin gubernatorial primary (she hates America, not just holidays - jjs

I was just reading this on the yahoo website. One of the articles there declared this "a dramatic upset".

This is good news for wisconsin.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (cpFbA)

6 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (NR6c1)

7 RE: Wisconsin Gubernatorial election:

Results remain unofficial until official certification in the coming weeks, which is standard. The margin was under 1%, so a recount request was possible (at the campaign’s expense above a certain threshold), but reports indicate Hong conceded, which effectively closed off that path.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (6UO0E)

8
And the DSA will say, "Boo hoo hoo! Your're calling us Communists for wanting to feed starving children!" No, it's because you want to tear up the Constitution, massacre Jews and confiscate property.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

9 Do you think Bernie and AOC not really endorsing Hong caused her defeat, or did the so-called anti-oligarchs either know she'd lose or didn't really care?

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (2CeDH)

10 Was Wisconsin's Demoncrapic primary cheesy or what!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:17 AM (6UO0E)

11 gotta love that small-d energy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (Ot/FD)

12 No, it's because you want to tear up the Constitution, massacre Jews and confiscate property.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)
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Massacre whites, too.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (6UO0E)

13 10 Was Wisconsin's Demoncrapic primary cheesy or what!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:17 AM (6UO0E)

Hong defeated Fromunda...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM (x0n13)

14 Thank heavens, JJ is here! Bring in the birthday cake and let's get started on the pinata.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:19 AM (sWibC)

15 And the DSA will say, "Boo hoo hoo! Your're calling us Communists for wanting to feed starving children!" No, it's because you want to tear up the Constitution, massacre Jews and confiscate property.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

You don't get points for feeding starving children if they're chained up in your basement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:19 AM (Ot/FD)

16 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (2Cry5)

17
Willowed:

Most unpleasant movie experience I had was being dragooned into seeing Mamma Mia!! with my wife, mother-in-law, and daughter. Considered faking a heart attack.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 07:14 AM (CQyEl)

I was dragooned into seeing the musical. It's the most despicable AWFL thing ever. I hated every single person associated with it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (O0L8i)

18 Flock cameras are making cops break the law. Just in Georgia, dozens of officers have been arrested for abusing the system by doing things like tracking ex- girlfriends and spouses.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

19 With any luck I'll be dead and not have to worry about anything more than having my tombstone desecrated.
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You might have to worry about discovering that you will become a registered Democrat.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 07:21 AM (6UO0E)

20 Hopefully, now that that crazy bitch Ching Chang Choo or whatever her name is lost, she will maybe now remove herself from the planet, being a psychopath and all.

She would probably fuck that up too but here's to hoping.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Thanksgiving Day at August 12, 2026 07:21 AM (e2lsi)

21 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’
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It takes a real man to admit when they're wrong

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (sWibC)

22 It takes a real man to admit when they're wrong
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (sWibC)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Ot/FD)

23 >Moderate David Crowley.

Whenever I hear, "Moderate," I get suspicious.

Whenever I hear, "Milwaukee County," I know something's rotten.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Q+gd/)

24 Hong's rump taste's like my mother's penis!

Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (mexfo)

25
Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

No, it's the second dumbest thing you've ever done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:23 AM (O0L8i)

26 I think that the way the media reports this as a DSA candidate Hong VS “moderate” Crowley is very misleading. Crowley (all Dems without exception) is not moderate; he’s as much a radical as Hong but only hides it better.

Moderate democrat is a contradiction in terms. Heck even Fetterman, look at his voting record

The days of having Dems like Sam Nunn are long over. Nunn is still alive BTW which surprised me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:23 AM (zEBE+)

27 El-Sayed also suggested removing the right to bear arms in favor of a right to healthcare. “What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

What does that even mean? Right to Healthcare. US probably has the most advanced emergency responders in the world by a factor of 2 or 3. And when they save your sorry ass we have the most advanced trauma hospitals by a factor of 4 or 5x.

Right to Healthcare is a code word for a Big Govt program that decides who, when, and where people get help.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

28 Whenever I hear, "Moderate," I get suspicious.

Whenever I hear, "Milwaukee County," I know something's rotten.
Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Q+gd/)

To misquote George Carlin from memory:

Crazy will beat you to death with a nine inch steel dildo.

F***'n Nuts will beat you to death with a nine inch steel dildo... but will be wearing a Bugs Bunny costume at the time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:25 AM (Ot/FD)

29 I was dragooned into seeing the musical. It's the most despicable AWFL thing ever. I hated every single person associated with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (O0L8i)
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My wife tried that on me. I resisted. Now she's after me to go see some pop singer trying to disguise as a country musician, but I told her my new knee isn't sufficiently healed to stand for two hours. Heh, I knew I'd love my bionic parts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:25 AM (sWibC)

30 At Least Five Underage Girls Allegedly Raped in Spanish Ceuta Following Migrant Invasion

Western White Liberal Woman: "Ugh...The term is 'surprise boyfriend. This is part of their beautiful, non-western culture and those girls probably oppressed them!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:25 AM (NR6c1)

31 A "centrist" is merely somebody who is happy to be ideologically yanked around by two parties at once, instead of just one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)

32
“What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

Sure, pal. Let's tweak the Constitution. Two-thirds vote in the House and Senate and ratification by 3/4 of the states.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (O0L8i)

33
Hopefully, now that that crazy bitch Ching Chang Choo or whatever her name is lost, she will maybe now remove herself from the planet, being a psychopath and all.

She would probably fuck that up too but here's to hoping.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Thanksgiving Day

Nah. She'll get right in there and set to work preparing a Thanksgiving to remember.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (s9VOe)

34 My finger smells like Minger!

Posted by: Pawl at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (MWfyi)

35 Hong losing is bad news, not good news. Republicans could have made inroads with suburban women just by saying the New Democrats hate Thanksgiving and Valentines. Oh well.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (R86kT)

36
Off to say my Rosary. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:27 AM (O0L8i)

37 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:28 AM (kmiHN)

38 > U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to spend up to $20 million on thousands of G.L.O.V.E. devices by March. The name stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter.
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This is silly.

Use the guns they already have.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:28 AM (2Cry5)

39 31 A "centrist" is merely somebody who is happy to be ideologically yanked around by two parties at once, instead of just one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)

Knows what to say to maintain a seat at the trough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

40 What does that even mean? Right to Healthcare.

His "healthcare" messaging is a distraction. The real intent is the monopoly of force by the abolition of the 2nd. If it weren't, why "replace" an amendment if you couldn't just suggest adding another one?

Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 07:29 AM (Ysav4)

41 eh, too bad, I was looking forward to hong vs. Tiffany.

G'mornin' everyone!

Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)

42 "you know what would really be Fair is if we shitcanned something you like and replaced it with something I like. Then it all balances out and everybody wins!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (Ot/FD)

43 >WaPo: Trump Took Secret Flight to Evade Iranian Assassination Plot After NATO Summit
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Why are we telling the world how we protect the President?

Trump Doubles Down on U.S. ‘Total Control’ of Hormuz: Iran Can Crumble Economically or Get ‘Blown Away’
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Just stop.Please just stop.

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

44 41 eh, too bad, I was looking forward to hong vs. Tiffany.

G'mornin' everyone!

Thank you, JJ!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)

Yeah, looks like we're heading for an Evers clone instead of a Scott Walker. We shall see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)

45 And the DSA will say, "Boo hoo hoo! Your're calling us Communists for wanting to feed starving children!"

So...what's stopping you from feeding those starving children?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

46 And we got Ralph Norman in a run off with Lindsey's sister. Toss up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:34 AM (kmiHN)

47 >WaPo: Trump Took Secret Flight to Evade Iranian Assassination Plot After NATO Summit
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I'm still loving the Fake Jake classic tweet, complaining the Secret Service prioritized the safety of the President over reporters. Fricking idiot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:34 AM (en7t0)

48 So once again we have a double digit polling error from last nights wisconsin election. In the last poll conducted Aug 4-5 hong was ahead 19 points.

Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

49 > A Pakistani migrant who is charged with sexually assaulting an elderly, wheelchair bound woman in Boston will likely be released by the state government thanks to Massachusetts’ sanctuary laws,

His attorney successfully argued that he should've been provided with a goat at state expense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (IG3/x)

50 Illegal Immigrant Released By Biden Kills Roommate With Machete As He Gave Chilling Last Words.

Adds "Ask potential roommate if the carry a machete" to roommate question.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (/+uur)

51 I'm still loving the Fake Jake classic tweet, complaining the Secret Service prioritized the safety of the President over reporters. Fricking idiot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:34 AM (en7t0)

I still feel like the world was robbed of the iconic image of fifty staffers and journalists hanging off the ass end of a catering truck going across the tarmac like a pile of Calcutta laborers on their way to work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:36 AM (Ot/FD)

52 Abolish The Police, Seize The Corporations, Erase The Borders This is the DSA platform Democrats don’t want you to read.

• Do they count on the fact that police are what protects tyrants and criminals from an armed public who has lost all faith in the court systems?

• Most corporations are largely held by a relatively small handful of funds: Fidelity, State Street, Black*, etc. Much of this is pension funds, so there is already a form of public ownership. What do they hope to accomplish by seizing something they know nothing about?

• Borders: clearly population replacement. Smart, entrepreneurial, moral, creatives are anathema to a police state.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:38 AM (pawvM)

53 “There is no country in history that has managed to hold on to a large financial fortune over time. Fortunes are always lost in the end.”
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The Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Investment Fund CEO morosely announcing a record profit in the most recent six month period.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:41 AM (h8R6b)

54 So once again we have a double digit polling error from last nights wisconsin election. In the last poll conducted Aug 4-5 hong was ahead 19 points.

Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

The enduring power of AND

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:41 AM (zEBE+)

55 Flock cameras are making cops break the law. Just in Georgia, dozens of officers have been arrested for abusing the system by doing things like tracking ex- girlfriends and spouses.
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law. Flock simply allows (or, frankly, encourages) them to indulge their basest impulses while hiding behind technology.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (qRla/)

56 Ever since I heard about the "religious" ruling that if a Muzzie gets caught banging a goat he's required to sell the sexy beast to the next village (presumably to remove temptation), I've wondered if they have a clandestine circuit of "hot" goats, like the way that strippers get rotated from city to city.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (IG3/x)

57 “Ireland has already demonstrated to the world what principled leadership looks like. In the 1980s, Ireland became the first European country to ban the import of goods from apartheid South Africa,” the Priests Against Genocide statement wrote in its anti-Israel petition.

Now call for the ban the import of food and services into South Africa for the way the Boers are treated.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)

58 I still feel like the world was robbed of the iconic image of fifty staffers and journalists hanging off the ass end of a catering truck going across the tarmac like a pile of Calcutta laborers on their way to work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:36 AM (Ot/FD)
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Maybe we can still get that image! Come on WH press corps, show a little humor!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (h8R6b)

59 Trump stays on the plane and ignores the threat. The plane gets blown up. Tapper goes away like everyone else does.

Instead, they created an ambiguity so that it couldn't be determined which plane the target was on, so the attack was halted. Tapper lives, like everyone else does.

So Trump's actions saved your life, G.I. Schmoe. Don't ever forget it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:42 AM (Ot/FD)

60 Ever since I heard about the "religious" ruling that if a Muzzie gets caught banging a goat he's required to sell the sexy beast to the next village (presumably to remove temptation), I've wondered if they have a clandestine circuit of "hot" goats, like the way that strippers get rotated from city to city.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Spearmint Billy Goat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:44 AM (kmiHN)

61 Continuing:

I would appreciate a deep dive by a knowledgeable source into the whole business of polling these days.
How can it be conducted with any degree of objectivity?
Phone? No one answers numbers they don't recognize and land lines barely exist.
Online? How to avoid duplicate entries and assure a random cross section?
Mail? Too slow?
I think just about every poll news story is just designed to get page views and mouse clicks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

In the nic is a good start by our TJM.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (dK+Kv)

62
32
“What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

Sure, pal. Let's tweak the Constitution. Two-thirds vote in the House and Senate and ratification by 3/4 of the states.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:26 AM (O0L8i)

Proponents act like this is some new idea, and have no idea that the “positive bill of rights” was a big feature of the far left in the 30’s and 40’s. Easy to make if sound so good - yet the Soviet Union had a “positive bill of rights” in its constitution.

Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Of course, a totalitarian system is always the true goal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (pLSjm)

63 > Spearmint Billy Goat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:44 AM (kmiHN)

(golf clap)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (IG3/x)

64 "People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success."
DSA capitalizes on Americans' downward mobility

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Nobody is "promised" any path to economic success. It isn't something you buy and then possess, like any other tangible household item. So many of you bought stupid, useless degrees without ever taking a moment's thought as to whether Lesbian Studies were going to land you a good, high paying job. Even in legit fields, you have no right to economic success. It's an earned commodity that isn't commensurate with how highly educated you think you are or what degrees you hold in your hand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

65 Sadly hong wasn't curb stomped, it was too damned close.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (2NHgQ)

66 I think about that when I see such: "Crowley beat Democratic socialist Francesca Hong in a come-from-behind victory . . . ."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (dK+Kv)

67 "Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law."

That bitch made me track her and her new boyfriend. It's her fault I got fired.

Posted by: An ex-cop at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)

68 Also worthy of a re-perusal.

But I think it’s even more likely that she *never* actually led, and that it’s another sign that the entire practice of polling is now irretrievably broken, and produces nothing but nonsense results that mirror the biases of the pollster.

If this is so, then double digit misses by the polls are going to become the norm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 06:04 AM (pLSjm)
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner:

https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:47 AM (dK+Kv)

69 “What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

This is what happens when there is zero sum ideology—that nothing can be created, only cannibalized or destroyed.

But since these clowns believe that there is numerical cap on the number of Constitutional Amendments, why not get the easy disposable ones like the 18th and 21st? Go with the 18th and put something really retarded and evil in there, then we can point to Amendment 21 § 1 and tell them to fuck right off.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:47 AM (NzX/y)

70 The El-Sayed polling was way off too. He was supposedly 15 points ahead and barely won… fake and gay

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:47 AM (zEBE+)

71 And we got Ralph Norman in a run off with Lindsey's sister. Toss up.

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She was up on him nearly 8% at final tally. I have no idea where all the Sanford, Lynch, Fry votes will go. Norman has to attract a lot of them to overcome what seems like momentum in her court. Can't say I'm thrilled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)

72 What do they hope to accomplish by seizing something they know nothing about?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:38 AM (pawvM)

I have wondered this several times in my life. I regularly see whole systems (think schools and homeless) that are completely taken over by quote unquote concerned outsiders and then see the complete collapse of the system.
Clownworld Pivot assumes that once the collapse happens, then the White Knight (pun intended) will ride in to save said system.
Yet it has NEVER EVER happened in my lifetime.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (/+uur)

73 Perhaps Hong can take up a new career as a component of the National Strategic Crazy Eye Reserve.

Or perhaps she could squeeze past her Marxist credentials enough to take a private sector job at "Bunny Boilers R Us".

Have you seen the eyes on that woman?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (IG3/x)

74 65 Sadly hong wasn't curb stomped, it was too damned close.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:46 AM (2NHgQ)

I'm rooting for chaos, so a thin margin between these schmucks is ideal in my view. Keep the party schizophrenic. Keep all of them at each other's throats. A clean victory demoralizes the loser, but a by-a-nose finish sends everyone to the mattresses where we can kick back and root for casualties.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:48 AM (Ot/FD)

75 "Turkey is “the new Iran,” a Muslim Brotherhood-supporting nation with revanchist aims. Recently, Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”

and yet Trump is still "considering"? selling F-35s to Turkey, and bristled that "no one tells me who to sell our jets to" (or something like that) at the question of Netanyahu not liking the idea. Complicated world these days.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (vbXSk)

76 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

77 The Biden's Dog post on the polling, one out of how many had it close? Marquette had her at +1, so 2 points off not the crap spewed by the others.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (2NHgQ)

78 161 In the nic is a good start by our TJM.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:18 AM

Thanks for that, had forgotten it. Very good summary. People love the idea that some future event can be mathematically predicted, even when that idea is garbage.

Texas polling is particularly awful; Texas has 254 counties, but only 5 or 6 truly high population counties. (The big cities, natch). It’s difficult to contact rural and smaller town voters, so almost every poll done will end up being just a poll of a few hundred voters in those places.

Yet it’s known by all that the other 249 counties vote in a completely contrary way to the votes from the big cities. This would be extremely expensive to get around, though, so no public polls even try.

I think of this every time I see another stupid Fox poll claiming Talarico is leading Paxton.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (pLSjm)

79 Naomi Wolf Video: The Vax’s Crippling of Human Sexual Organs'

The Vax turned my snake and nuts into a worm and BBs...
BUT I didn't get better!

Posted by: Vaxxed Villager at August 12, 2026 07:50 AM (l3cgK)

80 'Moderate' Crowley will be strong competition for Tiffany. Plus the cheat.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (Q+gd/)

81 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (xHe0y)

82 Winner, winner, chicken dinner:
https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)

Big Lou is just like you, older, fatter, winner winner fried chicken dinner and he's on meds too!

Posted by: Big Lou Insurance at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (e2lsi)

83 Sadly hong wasn't curb stomped, it was too damned close.

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Very, very close. It portends a scary future on the direction of the Democrat Party voters. And we will get dragged along with it, like being tied to the back of a car bumper and driven down the highway on the road to socialist hell. There's no getting around how that crazy party is changing, and it's morphing quickly into something monstrous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)

84 Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Corollary: A "Balanced Budget Amendment" would then mandate that the government seize whatever they need to in the form of taxes, assets, labor and tribute to cover their insatiable desire to spend public monies—it would literally legislate Communism.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (/TiS1)

85 > 76 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

Caught him playing hide the salami with another dude would be my guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (IG3/x)

86 Caught him playing hide the salami with another dude would be my guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 07:51 AM (IG3/x)

Maybe he just kept leaving the seat down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 07:52 AM (Ot/FD)

87 Winner, winner, chicken dinner:

https://tinyurl.com/5yhnrub3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 12, 2026 06:11 AM (6UO0E)
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Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong. All of them. Nate Silver will have to go back to playing poker.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:52 AM (6sN1y)

88 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

Cheated on her, gave her an STD is my guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

89 Headline comments...
If the New Allah-worshipping Treaty Organization happens, Turkey will need to be kicked from the OG NATO.

Southwest Airlines used to be the almost-decent airline. What happened to them?! No more free-range seating, now this... they're on track to become Spirit.

Wearing kid GLOVES - because how dare we shoot unrepentant recidivist invaders...

DSA - over-credentialed and under-intelligent is no way to go through life, son.

Naomi Wolf - would prefer a transcript, I hate watching videos for articles

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (aJQbY)

90 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

91 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

She found out what we kinda knew all along… he’s a gay as Liberace…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (zEBE+)

92 Cheated on her, gave her an STD is my guess.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

Worse, she found a copy of Thomas Sowell's Basic Economics hidden in his sock drawer.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (PiwSw)

93 88 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

https://tinyurl.com/muth3c2u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:49 AM (6sN1y)

Cheated on her, gave her an STD is my guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

In C and it's derivatives, one of the basic libraries used is stdio.h (for standard input/output). In this case, it would be more like STD in-out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)

94 > "Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law."
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Flock, and other surveillance systems in use, permit anyone who's been approved to search their databases. It's not just law enforcement.

It's most anyone in city, county, state government with permission. I just assume it's mostly cops, emergency management and the like.

Just not the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

95 66 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. I'm hoping for a cool day and one where I have the energy to concentrate on editing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (qRla/)

96 From the NY Post:
"Hong trailed her rival by more than 3,200 votes out of more than 787,000 ballots cast as of 6 a.m. ET., a margin of 0.41 percentage points."

And this is what it looks like to be "resoundingly" defeated?

Hunh. I guess I need to go back to remedial Adverb And Arithmetic School.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

97 In C and it's derivatives, one of the basic libraries used is stdio.h (for standard input/output). In this case, it would be more like STD in-out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)
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That's pretty sharp! We award you a plus plus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:57 AM (6sN1y)

98 Good morning again Horde thx JJ. Happy Hump Day.
Interesting elections. Hong getting beat shows how crappy polling actually is. Crowley who won for angry last week when someone called him "establishment". Him winning will make it tougher for the Republican Tiffany, but there is always the possibility that the DSA types will not show up
In Minn the Tafoya v Flanagan race should be interesting. Flanagan is literally a lunatic.
Larson a 14 term Dem got smoked in Conn by a further left guy. It's Conn so no surprise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:58 AM (WOnE5)

99 >>I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

Who shitcanned the relationship, him or her?

Maybe it was him. Maybe he got tired of her ever-growing diva persona and punched out.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (J4Dwc)

100 Clownworld Pivot assumes that once the collapse happens, then the White Knight (pun intended) will ride in to save said system.
Yet it has NEVER EVER happened in my lifetime.

Overlay Generational Theory on C/P which wants to force a Fourth Turning, hoping that their people will be in leadership position in order to bring about the guaranteed Glorious Awakening that Generational Theory demands.

This is why Clinton et al where big-time into this. They believed that they are masters over space and time and could compress GT turnings by sheer force of will.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (xE0sV)

101 "It's most anyone in city, county, state government with permission. I just assume it's mostly cops, emergency management and the like.

Just not the public.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

The surveillance state has been normalized. It's expected nowadays that there will be video. I don't know how we get back from that. It will become more and more intrusive.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (MWfyi)

102 94 > "Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law."
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Flock, and other surveillance systems in use, permit anyone who's been approved to search their databases. It's not just law enforcement.

It's most anyone in city, county, state government with permission. I just assume it's mostly cops, emergency management and the like.

Just not the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

If cops are doing it, you know other agencies are doing it. It's a good way to keep track of those the Gov't wants to keep track of (along with using cell phone data). I the vid from Pixy's thread, they were using it to keep track of a man who consistently handed the city council their asses for their behavior...and so they kept track of him for no LEGITIMATE reason.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:59 AM (l3cgK)

103 Right to Healthcare is a code word for a Big Govt program that decides who, when, and where people get help.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

Or in the prescient words of Sarah Palin: death panels

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 08:00 AM (SjAWL)

104 According to a report from the local El Pueblo de Ceuta newspaper, the University Hospital of Ceuta (HUCE) treated at least five girls under the age of 14 years old after they were apparently ~~raped~~ culturally enriched.
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That reads a little better.

Posted by: Spanish Government Internet Editing Service at August 12, 2026 08:00 AM (6sN1y)

105 In any case though, it will never be the camera's fault. It will be a human doing human things, like breaking the law to follow it's ex-spouse.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (MWfyi)

106 66 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. I'm hoping for a cool day and one where I have the energy to concentrate on editing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 07:56 AM (qRla/)

MP, do you use anyone, or just self-edit?

Just completed a final draft and format for novel. I used editors suggested to me by Sarah Hoyt. Now, all I need to do is figure out how to get it to market.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

107 103 Right to Healthcare is a code word for a Big Govt program that decides who, when, and where people get help.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

Or in the prescient words of Sarah Palin: death panels

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 08:00 AM (SjAWL)

any so-called right that someone else has to pay for is not a right, but a privilege over others forced to pay for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (l3cgK)

108 Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong. All of them. Nate Silver will have to go back to playing poker.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 07:52 AM (6sN1y)

And it points out the big flaw in things like RCP’s poll averages. The idea is that some polls are high , some are low, but the average will be more accurate.

BUT when the polls are 100% wrong, then this just gives you the average wrong answer. And it’s MORE wrong than the few polls that are close. Meaningless.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (pLSjm)

109 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (JvZF+)

110 The preferred Newspeak term for C++ is "C Double-Plus Ungood".

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: The George Orwell School of Technology at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (IG3/x)

111 The Democrats putting distance between themselves and the DSA's crazy candidates has nothing to do with policy differences. The Democrats understand that they can't get elected if they tell the truth--the DSA hasn't quite figured that out yet.

Posted by: navyhbs at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (XuqS/)

112 Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong"

Wong?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

113 Mandela Barnes dropped out a couple of weeks ago in Wisconsin governor race. He still got 28k votes , largely early voting. Those votes probably would have gone mostly to Hong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (WOnE5)

114 105 In any case though, it will never be the camera's fault. It will be a human doing human things, like breaking the law to follow it's ex-spouse.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (MWfyi)

Because humans are corruptible creatures given over to their own emotions and desires. Any tool, in general, is not evil, just able to be used in a way that's evil.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:03 AM (l3cgK)

115 Sure, Mr. Johnson, we can treat your hangnail. We can get you in on...let's see, August 19, 2035.

Or we can just kill you right now for free.

Posted by: Canada's Free Health Care System at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (IG3/x)

116 Gill said.
I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally, and not seeing that translate into economic success because in our society the scales are so tipped in one direction to benefit the rich and the wealthy."

Who da fuck would loan an 18 to 22 YO young woman $500,000?
Uncle Sugar thats who!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

117 MN AG Ellison: Great to Have Socialists in the Party, Dems Are ‘Debating Ideas’
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Something new for Demoncrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (6sN1y)

118 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

119 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

120 Or we can just kill you right now for free.
Posted by: Canada's Free Health Care System at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (IG3/x)

The #4 cause of death in Canada is MAD

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (/+uur)

121 115 Sure, Mr. Johnson, we can treat your hangnail. We can get you in on...let's see, August 19, 2035.

Or we can just kill you right now for free.

Posted by: Canada's Free Health Care System at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (IG3/x)

One day there will be additional incentives to euthanize...Hey, kids, your grandparents' inheritance awaits you!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (l3cgK)

122 So how "moderate" is David Crowley?

"I urge leaders at both the local and state level to work together and follow the lead of Milwaukee County in declaring racism as a public health crisis."

Oh. Ohhhhhh.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (asFP3)

123 119 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)
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If Hong is Wong, I don't wanne be White.

Posted by: Bitter Ender Hong Supporter at August 12, 2026 08:06 AM (PiwSw)

124 > The #4 cause of death in Canada is MAD
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:05 AM (/+uur)

Ah. So like "safe, legal, and rare" abortions then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 08:06 AM (IG3/x)

125 And it points out the big flaw in things like RCP’s poll averages. The idea is that some polls are high , some are low, but the average will be more accurate.

BUT when the polls are 100% wrong, then this just gives you the average wrong answer. And it’s MORE wrong than the few polls that are close. Meaningless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:02 AM (pLSjm)

Averaging is a kind of (simple) filter… it’ll reduce (zero mean) noise. But it’ll do absolutely nothing to remove unknown bias errors in your data. I’m beginning to believe pollsters intentionally add bias to their data… or they’re just frickin’ incompetent

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (zEBE+)

126 Polls are as accurate as weather forecasters.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

127 > Somehow, the polls were 100 per cent wrong. All of them.
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Polls are commissioned by people who have a narrative to push, a candidate they support, or a cause they champion.

They're seldom, if ever, a bellwether of public support.

And the media, which can never be trusted to tell the truth about anything, reports the results.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (2Cry5)

128 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

Only metaphorically, obviously.

Because Hong hates Dong.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (AdHga)

129 The surveillance state has been normalized.

And promoted. Just trawl through any true crime channel and see how many programs praise the ubiquity of cameras in 'helping' to solve a crime. See No Evil is the biggest propagandist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (qRla/)

130 In a series of tense airport standoffs, gate agents and corporate executives at major carriers like Southwest Airlines have repeatedly blocked Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers from accessing jet bridges, shielded passenger manifests, and demanded administrative hurdles to prevent federal agents from taking illegal visa overstayers into custody, according to recent reports by national news outlets.

Option 1: Arrest the people interfering.
Option 2: Fine them.
Option 3: Ground the airline. This would be unpopular as it would affect the innocent passengers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

131 Minnesota U.S. Senate candidate and Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan (D) responded to criticism of her on fraud by saying that “Republicans are running against every Democrat in this race on that issue, because they are distracting from the fact that we have one of the most corrupt presidents in our nation’s history.”
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Drumpf is why we stole all that money! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (6sN1y)

132 126 Polls are as accurate as weather forecasters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jim Cramer at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (PiwSw)

133 Ding Dong the Hong Got Schlonged.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

Heh heh…. Anything that reminds me of Trump talking about how he schlonged Hillary will result in an out loud laugh….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (zEBE+)

134 However, big business, including lobbying groups like FWD.us, is expected to push back against these measures, given the rewards it reaps from undercutting American workers by importing foreign workers.

What has the past reflexive siding with business gained the people over the past few decades?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

135 Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Corollary: A "Balanced Budget Amendment" would then mandate that the government seize whatever they need to in the form of taxes, assets, labor and tribute to cover their insatiable desire to spend public monies—it would literally legislate Communism.
Posted by: Community Notes

Democrats in 1861 vs 2026. No change. Still wants slavery.
Can't say more because that would be an instant ban-hammering.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (xHe0y)

136 Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”
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Promote that guy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

137 I said last night that AOC should date Elon Musk.

They were flirting with each other pretty hard back in the days when X was still Twitter.

And it's not like he doesn't have a long history of impregnating crazy bitches, enough so that it must be a kink for him.

At least he's rich enough to insulate himself from some of the consequences of sticking it in crazy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (IG3/x)

138 131 Minnesota U.S. Senate candidate and Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan (D) responded to criticism of her on fraud by saying that “Republicans are running against every Democrat in this race on that issue, because they are distracting from the fact that we have one of the most corrupt presidents in our nation’s history.”
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Drumpf is why we stole all that money! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:08 AM (6sN1y)

Dems are masters at DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim & Offender). It they scream loudly about something like corruption and blame the Re-Pubic-ans, you have to know that the dems have an Augean Stable of corruption they're trying to divert the public's view from.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (l3cgK)

139 Nobody and nothing is 'making' cops break the law. Flock simply allows (or, frankly, encourages) them to indulge their basest impulses while hiding behind technology.

In yesterday's ONT video, Flock, for the purposes of protecting the privacy of abusive, snooping users of Flock's spy services, anonymized the actor so that the guilty party can remain anonymous while tracking a known person's every move.

The other great segment was where interviewing a spokesperp for Flock, the guy said "we welcome regulation" when asked about the rampant abuse of the system. Yeah. Sure, Jan.

The sociopaths who lust over this new found power are going to self-regulate and pass laws that criminalize the reason they use tax dollars to underwrite their voyeurism.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (a3CJ+)

140 Heh heh…. Anything that reminds me of Trump talking about how he schlonged Hillary will result in an out loud laugh….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (zEBE+)

He actually had said Obama schlonged her in 2008. Great if not horrifying mental imagery when preparing to run against someone who won't stop talking about how she's a WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN.

The man understands how to persuade people. We are going to miss him badly when he goes, hopefully many years from now.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (asFP3)

141 Who da fuck would loan an 18 to 22 YO young woman $500,000?
Uncle Sugar thats who!
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)
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It's wild she would have even considered borrowing the money. Just amazes me; did she not sit down and map out how her cash flow would be impacted?

Why should society be completely upended just because a really stupid woman made a crazy personal financial decision?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (6sN1y)

142 "We welcome regulation" -> "We'll help you write the regulation so that we're the only option and we have all the power"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (aJQbY)

143 Yeah, looks like we're heading for an Evers clone instead of a Scott Walker. We shall see.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)
******
He's worse than Evers. Crowley said he would support Hong if she won.
He's just as crazy as all the DSA candidates. He just hides it better.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

144 The Trump administration should have stood its ground in its earlier effort to zero out the failed Great Society program.
Head Start Has Never Worked
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My number one example of government failure that continues ONLY due to graft and inertia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (JvZF+)

145 Why should society be completely upended just because a really stupid woman made a crazy personal financial decision?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:12 AM (6sN1y)

Hello There!!

Posted by: The Community Reinvestment Act at August 12, 2026 08:13 AM (PiwSw)

146 MP, do you use anyone, or just self-edit?

Just completed a final draft and format for novel. I used editors suggested to me by Sarah Hoyt. Now, all I need to do is figure out how to get it to market.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

I make changes to the story, if needed, based on feedback from my beta readers. I self-edit because I really can't afford to hire anyone and also because (though I say it) I think I do a pretty good job on my own.

And speaking of Sarah, I'll be sending a copy of this to her once I finish editing. She praised my first two books and said she was anxious to see the new one, so I'd love to get a blurb from her before publishing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (qRla/)

147 Public polls miss shifts in Turnout, which can throw them off.

e.g., in 2016 public polls missed that white working class Turnout would increase from the mid-40s. I ran my own model with a 5% boost and predicted that Trump would win with just over 300 EVs.

We can expect swings in Turnout in tight races in November. The DSA is splitting the D party, which can't help their Turnout. Will Rs bother to Turnout? If they do, we'll see great results.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (dtajH)

148 People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success.

Having a masters degree in the history of masturbation is not being "highly educated". Even if you get it from ISpentAMillionDollars University.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

149 Dems are masters at DARVO

In 1 Kings 21, Naboth refuses to sell his ancestral vineyard to King Ahab. Ahab becomes angry and despondent. Jezebel then arranges false witnesses who accuse Naboth of cursing God and the king. Naboth is executed, and Ahab takes the vineyard

There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)

150 139
...

The other great segment was where interviewing a spokesperp for Flock, the guy said "we welcome regulation" when asked about the rampant abuse of the system. Yeah. Sure, Jan.

The sociopaths who lust over this new found power are going to self-regulate and pass laws that criminalize the reason they use tax dollars to underwrite their voyeurism.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (a3CJ+)

Same with DNA. The daughter of a friend of mine was pulled over by LA cops, who found her medication in her purse NOT in the pharmacy bottles, so they arrested her, with photos, fingerprinting, and DNA extraction. They then released her soon after, but refused to remove her DNA from their database.

I know some would say, "If you have nothing to hide...", but that's not point; it's about the Gov't being able to violate you and your rights to privacy on a whim or if they see you as wanting justified oversight of their bad behaviors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

151 according to recent reports by national news outlets"

Reports, huh? Must be...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

152 There is probably some very good security on Flock's system that prevents anyone from hacking it or obtaining a user's logon credentials and passkey.

Posted by: Oh look, the Easter Bunny! at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (MWfyi)

153 People who are highly educated in this country were promised this path of economic success."

Wakanda?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)

154 149 Dems are masters at DARVO

In 1 Kings 21, Naboth refuses to sell his ancestral vineyard to King Ahab. Ahab becomes angry and despondent. Jezebel then arranges false witnesses who accuse Naboth of cursing God and the king. Naboth is executed, and Ahab takes the vineyard

There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)

Yes, but that couple were eventually eaten by wild dogs, leaving the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. So there was justice in this life before the next.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (l3cgK)

155 So WI governorship has the "moderate" Dem. Meaning he's just like the commie but keeps those thoughts in his head.

This makes the gov race their a toss up considering the dem fraud machine in Milwaukee and Madison.

Also had a shot in MN....but the pillow guy who wants amnesty for all illegals is running. Ooooof.

Posted by: GigantorX at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (GYnUP)

156 Hmm, didn't know that Crowley is black. Don't need any polling, he'll beat Tiffany based on THE FIRST BLACK GOVERNOR of WI. I foresee a schlonging.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 08:16 AM (2NHgQ)

157 Today Is National Gooey Butter Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

158 There is probably some very good security on Flock's system that prevents anyone from hacking it or obtaining a user's logon credentials and passkey."

"I've got the same combination on my luggage! "

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

159 Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)

There is little worse on earth which doesn't involve physical pain than being falsely accused.

It makes me think of Jesus and what He faced. You have no idea how agonizingly shitty it is until you've been through it.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (asFP3)

160 Flock Security is very elusive about their products and who can access the data. I would not be surprised to discover that the CIA and/or NSA is the largest stakeholder in the company and/or has a number of high paid employees on their executive board.

It sort of fits with their M.O.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (2Cry5)

161 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

The article on viruses is fascinating.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (77rzZ)

162 There is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (PiwSw)

163 157 Today Is National Gooey Butter Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

saw a vid of a Down's teen who said he wasn't upset about his house being robbed, but he didn't want anyone to take his peanut butter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:18 AM (l3cgK)

164 Polls are as accurate as weather forecasters.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I would plan an outdoor wedding around a legendary Harold Taft weather forecast.
And he's the only one I'd trust.

He was the first tv weatherman west of the Mississippi. He held the post for 41 years.

And that was done before computers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:18 AM (xHe0y)

165 Why should society be completely upended just because a really stupid woman made a crazy personal financial decision?

Divorced men have been asking themselves this question for generations.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:18 AM (a3CJ+)

166
MNN BREAKING...

* IN A STUNNING UPSET, DEMOCRATS ANNOUNCED THAT THE WINNER OF THE WISCONSIN GOVERNOR PRIMARY IS BERNIE SANDERS, WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE HE WASN'T EVEN RUNNING

"WE STOLE TWO NOMINATIONS FROM BERNIE AND PUT HIS WIFE UNDER PERMANENT FBI INVESTIGATION TO KEEP HIM IN LINE," SAID PARTY SPOKESMAN CLINT "ROD" HAMM. "SO WE FIGURED IT'S HONG'S TURN TO GET THE BERNIE TREATMENT."

"WE'VE JUST FOUND THAT THIS 'DEMOCRACY'- THING WORKS A LOT BETTER WHEN WE PICK THE WINNERS HERE AT HEADQUARTERS FIRST", HE ADDED

Manufactured News Network: "We Can Quit Anytime!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 12, 2026 08:19 AM (mzQfe)

167
Heh heh…. Anything that reminds me of Trump talking about how he schlonged Hillary will result in an out loud laugh….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:09 AM (zEBE+)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:19 AM (2YhKe)

168 Flock Security is very elusive about their products and who can access the data. I would not be surprised to discover that the CIA and/or NSA is the largest stakeholder in the company and/or has a number of high paid employees on their executive board.

It sort of fits with their M.O.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (xHe0y)

169 Crowley is almost as nuts as Hong. However Milwaukee where he is the county exec is an excellent example of stellar governing. /s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (WOnE5)

170 Flock cameras are ~~making~~ allowing cops to break the law.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

171 When they say, "Healthcare is a right,"

I hear, "Let's enslave doctors and nurses."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (JvZF+)

172 Jezebel then arranges false witnesses who accuse Naboth of cursing God and the king. Naboth is executed, and Ahab takes the vineyard

There is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (a3CJ+)
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I can think of worse...

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (LXQKz)

173 Tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:20 AM (xHe0y)

I feel like we already know all we need to know. Do we really need to know more? I would rather not know.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (asFP3)

174 Ahab running a winery

"Gather ye vintners, and mark it well...

You're to make The White Wine

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

175 Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”
=====

Promote that guy!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

Guy?

Posted by: Afroditi (Venus) on the half-shell at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

176 So I guess the question now is, whether the loony communist bint demands an audit.

Please, do! You know you were cheated.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)

177 Why is healthcare a right but indoor plumbing is not?

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (MWfyi)

178 Mike Lindell will be going back to selling pillows. Demuth beat him by 10+

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (WOnE5)

179 I said last night that AOC should date Elon Musk.

They were flirting with each other pretty hard back in the days when X was still Twitter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (IG3/x)

I read this morning that AOC IS back on the market......

Supposedly, their engagement ended around 18 months ago and they haven't been seen together in a few months.

Now she's freezing her eggs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (2YhKe)

180 It's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

181 I would plan an outdoor wedding around a legendary Harold Taft weather forecast.
And he's the only one I'd trust.

He was the first tv weatherman west of the Mississippi. He held the post for 41 years.“

My wife and I loved Harold Taft! Best forecaster we ever saw, we still mention him from time to time, and how no one ever filled his shoes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (pLSjm)

182 Mike Lindell will be going back to selling pillows. Demuth beat him by 10+

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:22 AM (WOnE5)

He resigned from the company. He'll be going home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (2YhKe)

183 Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

It's also possible that, in the age of cell phones and screening calls, polling - as they conduct it - just doesn't work anymore. No matter how much they pretend like it does.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

184
Guy?
Posted by: Afroditi (Venus) on the half-shell at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

You a biologist?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:23 AM (2YhKe)

185 Flock Security is very elusive about their products and who can access the data. I would not be surprised to discover that the CIA and/or NSA is the largest stakeholder in the company and/or has a number of high paid employees on their executive board.

I've moved beyond this. Flock, and Flock-like surveillance has been around for many years. Why this outrage at this time? Since all media is manipulated by algorithms, something had to trigger this selected focus against this one company at this time.

I want to know who benefits by taking down Flock in particular†. The Enemedia is NOT doing an exposé because they love privacy, humanity and freedom.

† Motorola Solutions / Vigilant, Axon ALPR, Rekor, Genetec AutoVu, Verkada, Avigilon, Safe Fleet FOCUS and PlateSmart

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:24 AM (pUU4E)

186 150 They then released her soon after, but refused to remove her DNA from their database.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

I’m no lawyer just a true crime junkie, but I thought you needed a warrant to get a DNA sample. Cops can get one surreptitiously which can help get a warrant, but that doesn’t sound right. If you’re convicted of a felony it can then go into CODIS. But it’s CA, so who knows.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 12, 2026 08:24 AM (SjAWL)

187 Why is healthcare a right but indoor plumbing is not?
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 08:21 AM (MWfyi)

I'm still waiting for my pot of chicken.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)

188
175 Greek MEP Afroditi Latinopoulou rightly warned that “pretending Turkey is still a reliable ally is not a strategy. It is dangerous self-delusion.”
=====

Promote that guy!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

This probably has something to do with Erdogan telling his supporters inside Turkey that he needs the F-35’s so Turkey can take the rest of Cyprus back from Greece.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (pLSjm)

189 Hong will have more time to bake pumpkin pies this fall. If she's not in the Loony Bin.

Posted by: Happy Hongidays To You at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (JM9I6)

190 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (qRla/)

Well, yeah. Editors aren't free. But, Sarah's were not as expensive as the one's selling their expertise on You Tube.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

191 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (LXQKz)

192 oops...switching socks faster than Bathsheba switched husbands

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (LXQKz)

193 Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

You also grant the government unlimited power to decide how, or if, those demands are met. -- old guy slowly dying of dehydration in a hospital corridor in Liverpool

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

194
Well, yeah. Editors aren't free. But, Sarah's were not as expensive as the one's selling their expertise on You Tube.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

195 This probably has something to do with Erdogan telling his supporters inside Turkey that he needs the F-35’s so Turkey can take the rest of Cyprus back from Greece.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (pLSjm)
===================
"back"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (LXQKz)

196 "Corollary: A "Balanced Budget Amendment" would then mandate that the government seize whatever they need to in the form of taxes, assets, labor and tribute to cover their insatiable desire to spend public monies—it would literally legislate Communism."

One (somewhat) good thing about inflating our way out of (or deeper into?) massive growing debt, is at least everyone (sorta) has to pay, including the drug dealers and other scofflaws. And it helps keep the "markets" rising, which keeps the ultra rich (and other smaller "investors") ahead of inflation.

But if the bubble could ever pop ... well, we just plan for that to never happen, easy peasy.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (vbXSk)

197 29 - Hey Huck, got a question. I have knee replacement surgery beginning of October, how long will it be before I feel semi good. Like not drugged up and not wanting to move once I get home?

Posted by: Jaimo at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2noDb)

198 The polls were wrong and Hong didn't last long. It's the end of her song so bang the gong.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

199 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at August 12, 2026 08:26 AM (LXQKz)

They must know another Democrat is going to try again.

If there weren't going to be any more attempts, they wouldn't need protection.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (AdHga)

200 180 It's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘
Posted by: redridinghood

Oh, no! I'm not cleaning up after that party!

Posted by: Ames #2 Shovel at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)

201 The polls were wrong and Hong didn't last long. It's the end of her song so bang the gong.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

BOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!

Posted by: The Gong at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (AdHga)

202 Pakistan’s Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has called for Islamic nations to set aside their differences and join Islamabad’s defence agreement with Saudi Arabia and Turkey to form a military alliance along the lines of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO).

The good thing about this is that every single time the Arabs have tried to coalesce into one big unitary government and “set aside their differences”, they’re all at each others throats within 6 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (pLSjm)

203 Now at a median annual cost of $20,000 per child in Early Head Start (for infants, toddlers, and pregnant mothers) and $15,000 per each pre-K student, it imposes detailed requirements for class size—one teacher cannot supervise more than four two-year-olds, for example—medical screenings, and in-home visits.

We are 1 crazy fucked up society.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)

204 The polls were wrong and Hong didn't last long. It's the end of her song so bang the gong.
Posted by: Oh, no... at August 12, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

You asked for it...........

https://youtu.be/O2vHbXI2p4k

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)

205 CNN has Harry Enten, so maybe Fox should get a Mexican weather girl to do polling analysis. Polling....weather forecasting...about the same.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (LXQKz)

206 I don’t think the Islhamic NATO will work. Mooselimbs are just too fractious.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (77rzZ)

207 I don't know what the guy did, but AOC is well and truly pissed at her former fiance.

He told her that he didn't think she could get elected President because she's an idiot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

208 Now at a median annual cost of $20,000 per child in Early Head Start (for infants, toddlers, and pregnant mothers) and $15,000 per each pre-K student, it imposes detailed requirements for class size—one teacher cannot supervise more than four two-year-olds, for example—medical screenings, and in-home visits.

We are 1 crazy fucked up society.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)

Why is daycare so expensive?!?!

Posted by: The same fucking retards who imposed these regulations at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (AdHga)

209 Now at a median annual cost of $20,000 per child in Early Head Start (for infants, toddlers, and pregnant mothers) and $15,000 per each pre-K student, it imposes detailed requirements for class size—one teacher cannot supervise more than four two-year-olds, for example—medical screenings, and in-home visits.

We are 1 crazy fucked up society.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)
=========================
Pour in government money and watch costs explode upward.

It's an inviolate economic rule.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (LXQKz)

210 I swear, 60% of the buzz of AOC is retarded Con. Inc. fossils propping her up.
"She's dangerous! She's smart! She's talented! Woke 2.0 will work!"

Some duffus over at Insty saying that.

I guess we are going to forget her grand stage appearances at Davos?
Her big moment she had months to prepare for where she froze up and gave a response that made Kamala cringe?
Nope.
They're going to accept her 15th scripted take on her social as legit retail political talent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (3cUTc)

211 He told her that he didn't think she could get elected President because she's an idiot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

Asked for sex.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (AdHga)

212 I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

What she didn't tell you was it came in $20 increments.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 08:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

213 The polling was great!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

214 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Of course they would. There is a status fetish in DC to be surrounded by armed men in dark suits, sunglasses and ear webs who are sworn to sacrifice their lives to protect yours.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (BvPIe)

215 Of course, a totalitarian system is always the true goal.
Posted by: Tom Servo

With them in charge as our loving overlords who CARE SO HARD.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)

216 I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

What she didn't tell you was it came in $20 increments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

$9.99 for a peek at a butthole?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (xHe0y)

217 Democratic Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs is hoping to secure another four years in the governor’s mansion by adding a former ~~“Republican”~~ Printer Driver Expert mayor to her ticket who backed Kamala Harris for president and was censured by a local conservative group.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)

218 t's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘

Now you're talkin'!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)

219 If you or your intimate partner have a hairy Enten, consult with your medical professional. Options are available

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

220
$9.99 for a peek at a butthole?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:33 AM (xHe0y)

What a bargain!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

221 Worse, she found a copy of Thomas Sowell's Basic Economics hidden in his sock drawer. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

...with the penciled-in marginal notes about "big ol' sos'list tiddies."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:34 AM (zdLoL)

222 The absolutely vile, hideous Francesca Hong was resoundingly, if not perhaps surprisingly defeated by a so-called moderate candidate... 39.8% to 39.4% when the race was called by the Associated Press at 3:34 a.m.

------

0.4% doesn't strike me as "resounding," so much as a "razor-thin margin."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (BI5O2)

223 So we've had a couple high profile elections now where the polling greatly overstated the support of far leftwing candidates in Dem primary elections.

This isn't ironclad but wouldn't this indicate as well massive polling error to the left in general election polling because in these Dem primaries they are oversampling left wing people

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (sKqQm)

224 You asked for it...........

https://youtu.be/O2vHbXI2p4k
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)
====================
Somehow I never knew that song is a Robert Palmer song. But of course it is!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (LXQKz)

225 "Democratic socialists were OVERESTIMATED by the polls by nearly 25 points in Wisconsin"

good job!!

🤣🤣🤣🤡

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (g47mK)

226 I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally, and not seeing that translate into economic success because in our society the scales are so tipped in one direction to benefit the rich and the wealthy.

1. Why did you amass a half a million dollars in student loan debt? If you could not afford cash to pay for college, why did not not attend a more affordable college?
2. On what did you amass a half a million dollars in student loan debt? Are you of the opinion that you should be granted employment and salary based purely on your ability to squander large sums of money in young adulthood?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

227 I swear, 60% of the buzz of AOC is retarded Con. Inc. fossils propping her up.
"She's dangerous! She's smart! She's talented! Woke 2.0 will work!"

Some duffus over at Insty saying that.

I guess we are going to forget her grand stage appearances at Davos?
Her big moment she had months to prepare for where she froze up and gave a response that made Kamala cringe?
Nope.
They're going to accept her 15th scripted take on her social as legit retail political talent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 08:31 AM (3cUTc)

I happened to see VDH on Laura Ingraham the other night. She gushed at how politically talented is AOC. VDH politely responded with a refined version of “Uh, I disagree she’s a retard”… well done VDH

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (zEBE+)

228 I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally,

This is where I need to be a high school guidance counselor.

Question One: Where are you going to get that money?

Question Two: How are you going to pay it back?

I don't like your answer, I beat you with a stick.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (NR6c1)

229 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

230 This probably has something to do with Erdogan telling his supporters inside Turkey that he needs the F-35’s so Turkey can take the rest of Cyprus back from Greece.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:25 AM (pLSjm)
=====

Ah yes. The Muslim invasion and occupation no one knows or cares about.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (JvZF+)

231 What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?

I hate tweakers.

And dems love it when people are forced to give up their labor without pay.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (NR6c1)

232 Somehow I never knew that song is a Robert Palmer song. But of course it is!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (LXQKz)

Powerstation. Some talented bastages in that band.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

233 Polling at Hong up by 10-22 points. Losing be less then a point still means the polling was off by double digits.

I read the poll from Marquette that had Hong up by 22 and they say;

"The poll was conducted July 22-27, 2026, with 407 registered voters who say they will vote in the Democratic primary, including early absentee voters, with a margin of error of +/-6.6 percentage points. The sample includes 254 respondents who were also previously interviewed July 8-16 and 153 new respondents. Interviews were attempted with all Democratic primary respondents from the July 8-16 poll, with a 59% success (reinterview) rate, as well as an additional fresh sample."

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

234 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

"ric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
1h
🚨 WOW. Socialists are furious after “human error” in Milwaukee WI after midnight caused 5 USB STICKS to NOT have the election results on them 🤯

So officials went back, “fixed” the data, uploaded it, and socialist Francesca Hong NARROWLY LOST by a few thousand votes to David Crowley

She was highly likely to LOSE in November if she won the primary…a 2AM ballot drop addressed that.

“5 of the sticks [did not have] the results. It’s human error!"

Human Error ...😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)

235 And it's not like he doesn't have a long history of impregnating crazy bitches, enough so that it must be a kink for him.

He likes rodeo sex. Stick it in, whisper that she'd almost as good as her sister, and try to stay on for eight seconds.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

236 So Sandy The Bartender is our political salvation?

Posted by: We are SO scrod at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

237 Omigod, Wisconsin socialists are pointing to multiple "human error" problems which have caused a ton of tabulation errors in Hong's primary loss. USB sticks with missing votes, manual corrections to 'tabulation errors,' et al. ...

I was under the distinct impression that questioning an election was a threat to democracy...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM (AdHga)

238 One (somewhat) good thing about inflating our way out of (or deeper into?) massive growing debt, is at least everyone (sorta) has to pay, including the drug dealers and other scofflaws. And it helps keep the "markets" rising, which keeps the ultra rich (and other smaller "investors") ahead of inflation.

The Cantillon Effect is the economic observation that new money does not enter an economy evenly. Named after 18th-century economist Richard Cantillon, it shows that people who receive newly printed money first benefit the most, while those who receive it last suffer from rising prices before seeing any income

IOW: Those at the top of government largess make bank in that they take the stolen funds and "invest" them, they then get to ride the equity's "value" increase with inflated dollars from those furthest away from the pipeline have.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (a6PrB)

239 Well, at least we know what to look for in November when Ds start losing US Sticks in key states! Not that we did not know...

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (g47mK)

240
I read the poll from Marquette that had Hong up by 22 and they say;

"The poll was conducted July 22-27, 2026, with 407 registered voters who say they will vote in the Democratic primary, including early absentee voters, with a margin of error of +/-6.6 percentage points. The sample includes 254 respondents who were also previously interviewed July 8-16 and 153 new respondents. Interviews were attempted with all Democratic primary respondents from the July 8-16 poll, with a 59% success (reinterview) rate, as well as an additional fresh sample."
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

We interviewed 7 people coming out of a port-a-potty at the local Jazzfest and they leaned 'heavy democrat' so we KNOW the country will overwhelmingly elect a Democrat President.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

241 I have a half a million dollars in student loan debt personally, and not seeing that translate into economic success because in our society the scales are so tipped in one direction to benefit the rich and the wealthy.

You as a person who identifies as not wealthy were given $500,000 dollars by this society that benefits the rich and wealthy - this is around half to a third of what an American earns in his lifetime. And you wasted it. And now you are mad that there are consequences to wasting that much money?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

242 @234 runner, we can only hope that Dem primary shenanigans piss off the DSA types and they don't show up to vote in the general election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (WOnE5)

243 "He likes rodeo sex. Stick it in, whisper that she'd almost as good as her sister, and try to stay on for eight seconds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM"

LOL!

Posted by: Scribbling furiously in notebook at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

244 >> Pakistan’s Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has called for Islamic nations to set aside their differences and join Islamabad’s defence agreement with Saudi Arabia and Turkey to form a military alliance along the lines of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO)

Which will immediately coalesce around their hatred, subversion and desire to destroy the US and its allies. It will be a shell from which they will launch attacks and irregular warfare attacks, then use it as a shield against kinetic retaliatory action against their members who engage in terrorist activity against the US.

islam has one goal. To murder, threaten, coerce and destroy people who won’t join their cult.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 12, 2026 08:41 AM (XFXIk)

245 Chinese Military Veterans ~~Arrested~~ HANGED for Spying on U.S. Bases.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

246 You as a person who identifies as not wealthy were given $500,000 dollars by this society that benefits the rich and wealthy - this is around half to a third of what an American earns in his lifetime. And you wasted it. And now you are mad that there are consequences to wasting that much money?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

PAY FOR MY SHIT, plebean.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:41 AM (2YhKe)

247 242 @234 runner, we can only hope that Dem primary shenanigans piss off the DSA types and they don't show up to vote in the general election

==

November is going to be lit!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

248 One of Obama's distasteful legacies is that now Communists call their dickhead supporters "folks," as Ellison did in the quote up top. All of them do it - "folks" is ubiquitous on the hard Left now.

Spared me the the phony, down home charm.

If I'm going to be lorded over by bloodyminded authoritarian retards, I'd prefer if we at least stuck with a dictatorship of the proletariat. "Dictatorship of the folks" is even creepier, somehow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

249 Why is healthcare a right but indoor plumbing is not?

They're both sold kind of the same way. Inspectors require you to pay for it whether you want it or not, because the alternative is supposed to be bad for your neighbors. And the rule applying to you in no way effects whether it applies to anyone else.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (zdLoL)

250 180 It's also,
World Elephant Day! 🐘
Posted by: redridinghood

Let's march!
Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.

Esprit de corps! That's the way I earned my commission in the Majarajah's Fifth Pachyderm Brigade. Back in '88 it was. Or... or was it?

It was then I received the Victoria Cross for bravery above and beyond the call of duty. Ha ha! Those were the days. Discipline! Discipline was the thing! Builds character, and all that sort of thing, you know.

Posted by: Col. Hathi at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (wVcYX)

251 Did someone say 'butthole?'

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (qRla/)

252 You as a person who identifies as not wealthy were given $500,000 dollars by this society that benefits the rich and wealthy - this is around half to a third of what an American earns in his lifetime. And you wasted it. And now you are mad that there are consequences to wasting that much money?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

"The Chinese are not bad folks, folks!"

- - - - - - Joey Shitpants Fullbritches

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (2YhKe)

253 I miss Sarah.

I really wanted to know how I could make $7000+ a month.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

Not sure about you but I can tell you how Sarah makes $7,000 a month

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (asFP3)

254 The ~~Cantillon~~ COVID Effect is the economic observation that new money does not enter an economy evenly. Named after 18th-century economist Richard Cantillon, it shows that people who receive newly printed money first benefit the most, while those who receive it last suffer from rising prices before seeing any income

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:39 AM (a6PrB)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

255 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Assign the chick who can't holster.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

256 What you saw in Wisconsin is how effective Democrats voter fraud program is. They can turn on and shit off votes like a faucet.

Want to know why Democrats don’t want the SAVE Act, voter ID, paper ballots and no mail in voting?

There you go.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (XFXIk)

257
IOW: Those at the top of government largess make bank in that they take the stolen funds and "invest" them, they then get to ride the equity's "value" increase with inflated dollars from those furthest away from the pipeline have.

Yep. The connected will do the best because they get those new Bidenbux before the inflationary effect hits prices in general.

Interestingly this also as an impact based on what you have your savings in for normal people. Large cap corporate stock and housing tend to increase to reflect inflation fairly quickly (and in fact a lot of those big stock/housing gains in the Biden years are just baking inflation into the price). But people that have savings accounts or cash will get his harder.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

258 Somehow I never knew that song is a Robert Palmer song. But of course it is!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 08:35 AM (LXQKz)

It isn't. It's Marc Bolan and T. Rex. 1971, IIRC.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (qRla/)

259 Communists call their dickhead supporters "folks," --YD

Fastest way to get banned off my postings list is to go all "fokesies." Remember, folks... should never apply to rational beings. It's an animal husbandry phrase.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (zdLoL)

260 Off, sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (qRla/)

261 One of Obama's distasteful legacies is that now Communists call their dickhead supporters "folks," as Ellison did in the quote up top. All of them do it - "folks" is ubiquitous on the hard Left now.

Spared me the the phony, down home charm.

If I'm going to be lorded over by bloodyminded authoritarian retards, I'd prefer if we at least stuck with a dictatorship of the proletariat. "Dictatorship of the folks" is even creepier, somehow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

Just remember to remove your hat and tug your forelock when a bloodyminded authoritarian retard deems to address you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

262 In C and it's derivatives, one of the basic libraries used is stdio.h (for standard input/output). In this case, it would be more like STD in-out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)

Nicely done. From one IT person to another.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (N39Ws)

263 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

"The knives will be out."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (AdHga)

264
Fastest way to get banned off my postings list is to go all "fokesies." Remember, folks... should never apply to rational beings. It's an animal husbandry phrase.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 12, 2026 08:44 AM (zdLoL)

Hello, friends........

Posted by: Jim Nantz - Annoying as F*ck at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (2YhKe)

265 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

"The knives will be out."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 08:45 AM (AdHga)

PLEASE make him the face of the DSC. PLEASE.

I'm talking to YOU, RNC. Get off your ass and start plastering this hateful f*ck EVERYWHERE.

"This is who they are........."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

266 Was the polling off or was there that much cheating? Nice thing about the polls never being right, it makes fraud harder to detect. Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (asFP3)

267 Is animal husbandry anything like human husbandry?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

268 255 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

Assign the chick who can't holster.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

Pretty magnanimous of them, isn't it? They can't stand Trump. They should be treated no better than ballast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (N39Ws)

269 Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger.

Everyone is pointing out Bill Clinton used the media as assassination decoys in 2000 and nobody blinked.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv)

270 The White House press pool is demanding Secret Service protection on future trips.

==

and if they won't get it, will they stay home ??

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (g47mK)

271 I checked RCP for the general election, and remember this is after they had Hong in her primary up by double digits.

They claim Crowley is up by 2 over Tiffany. So...I would assume that should be read as Tiffany up 8-12%...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

272 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

"The knives will be out."

===

DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:48 AM (g47mK)

273 If I'm going to be lorded over by bloodyminded authoritarian retards, I'd prefer if we at least stuck with a dictatorship of the proletariat. "Dictatorship of the folks" is even creepier, somehow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

Ein Folk, ein Woke Reich, ein Oysterführer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:49 AM (pLSjm)

274 Is animal husbandry anything like human husbandry?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 12, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

More sex?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (dK+Kv)

275 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

-
So far.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

276 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

-
So far.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

I think they're focusing on the wrong thing there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

277 Yes Piker please knife those ickey , evil Dems. In a non literal way of course. Or not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (WOnE5)

278 "He likes rodeo sex. Stick it in, whisper that she'd almost as good as her sister, and try to stay on for eight seconds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:38 AM"
============
That's pretty funny right there!

Posted by: Cultural Enrichers of Cueta at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (5pIiN)

279 272 Hasan Piker is absolutely losing his shit over Hong's loss.

Kaya is probably going to get beaten over this.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (NR6c1)

280 This is where I need to be a high school guidance counselor.

Question One: Where are you going to get that money?

Question Two: How are you going to pay it back?

I don't like your answer, I beat you with a stick.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:36 AM (NR6c1)

I have told this story before...

Child, the younger, wanted to be an architect. Guidance counselor was very supportive. I asked child how many years do you have to go to school for said degree? Five. How much, total, is that likely to cost? Several hundred thousand dollars. What is the average salary for a working architect, not one of the celebrity types, just a normal working architect? Child, the younger, is a civil engineer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

281 "TECTONE 🇺🇸
@Tectone
10h
OLD HASAN CLIP RESURFACED:

“Mayonnaise monkey isn’t enough call the whites cum-skins. That’s the shit that’ll really make em mad. Direct and to the point.”

So Hasan is allowed to teach his chat how to be more Racist to Whites?

Is this who you endorse Twitch"

OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

282 The MyGender Dolls website states that the dolls are “grounded in gender-affirming clinical practices” and will serve as a “therapeutic” resource for clinicians and educators working with children ages 4 to 10.

Just admit you want to fuck the chillrens

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

283
Kaya is probably going to get beaten over this.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (NR6c1)

Does he even still have the dog or has it been made into jerky and sold to Barack?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

284
Cortez's Fiance (rolls over): "You know, I've been thinking honey..."

Cortez: "Yes, dear?"

Cortez's Fiance: "Maybe Trump isn't that bad."

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (asFP3)

285
OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

No bag limit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

286 OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??

I would prefer that he would be referred to in the past tense for the usual reasons.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:53 AM (9s47C)

287 Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

Oh yeah tell Democrats that Democrats are racist against white people. That'll be a real shocker.

Hint: "White people DESERVE it! Haven't you heard of COLONIALISM...?"

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (asFP3)

288 Child, the younger, is a civil engineer.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

That's why your child would have escaped the threat of being beaten with a stick. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (NR6c1)

289
Muslim countries can't form a stable worldwide military alliance. They will always fall out over their differences. Then there is the reality that they tend to lose wars, for reasons fundamental to their societies. Islam in the modern world does not win conventional wars, it spreads into societies like toxic mold. Treachery and bullying at the local level, and above all, parasitic stealing from the infidels.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (azNOR)

290 Not sure about you but I can tell you how Sarah makes $7,000 a month
Posted by: ...

1400 handies a month, or 47 handies a day.
Bitch should have forearms like Popeye.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (xHe0y)

291 Just another Mayonnaise Monkey . . .
not The Bangles

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

292 Marc Bolan made the fatal mistake of letting his wife drive.

Posted by: He Never Learned To at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (JM9I6)

293 "Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger."

Impeached? How about the Medal of Freedom?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (asFP3)

294 Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

-
So far.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (dK+Kv)

295 "He sought refuge in the Netherlands, only to discover that the place he had fled was considerably safer and more welcoming than the refuge he had chosen.
Trans Woman Who Fled ‘Trump’s America’ Returns: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’"

Some would say that that's the second dumbest thing, but YMMV.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 08:55 AM (0CU3H)

296 “Mayonnaise Monkey?” I like it.

Of course, the only mayonnaise is Duke’s, but “Duke’s Monkey” lacks alliteration, so I’ll embrace “Mayonnaise Monkey.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

297 I think it's every bit possible that AOC's guy has just enough of her shit and is moving on. A half decade engagement is absurd. Whether that's on him or her doesn't matter... someone, maybe both, were obviously not ready or inclined to get married.

TBH... neither were the type anyway. It was all scam to make her more "approachable" to the normies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (2Cry5)

298 I can't help but be amused about the guy fleeing to the Netherlands because of "transphobia" and learning that there are parts of the world that dislike him more than America does.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (NR6c1)

299 I haven't had my first cup of coffee and yet I'm seeing mayonnaise monkeys!?

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2026 08:57 AM (Oy/m2)

300 They claim Crowley is up by 2 over Tiffany. So...I would assume that should be read as Tiffany up 8-12%...

Maybe its best that the name Tiffany and various spellings of poles are not in the same sentence.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:57 AM (9s47C)

301 That’s Miracle Whip Monkey to you, sonny!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 08:57 AM (pLSjm)

302 A smidgen off.

Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: Hong +18
Marquette University: Hong +25
State Navigate: Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: Hong +20

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

303 1400 handies a month

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 08:54 AM (xHe0y)

Why not 350?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (asFP3)

304 I wanted to be a marine biologist, architect, and a latex salesman.

Posted by: Can't Stand Ya at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)

305 "Mayonaise monkey"? Dude, you're not even trying. And you're as white as I am.

How about Saltine American? Vanilla Gorilla?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (NR6c1)

306 I saw Mayonnaise Monkeys open for Ugly Mustard at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

307 A smidgen off.

Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: Hong +18
Marquette University: Hong +25
State Navigate: Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: Hong +20

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

Squeaky wheels?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (dK+Kv)

308 62
32
“What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have health care?”

Sure, pal. Let's tweak the Constitution. Two-thirds vote in the House and Senate and ratification by 3/4 of the states.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Proponents act like this is some new idea, and have no idea that the “positive bill of rights” was a big feature of the far left in the 30’s and 40’s. Easy to make if sound so good - yet the Soviet Union had a “positive bill of rights” in its constitution.

Here’s the trick - if you’ve mandate that Government provide certain things such as food, housing, and medical care, then you also must grant that government unlimited power to fulfill those demands, whatever it requires.

Of course, a totalitarian system is always the true goal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 07:45 AM
=============

A totalitarian system is necessary if you make food, health care, and so on, rights. Minimum and maximum rights benefits will need to be established. Good luck writing those into an amendment. Or leaving the definitions to Congress and Presidents. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (5rh/l)

309 Muslim countries can't form a stable worldwide military alliance. They will always fall out over their differences.

One of the side effects of combining religious and political power is that it doesn't give you a respected third party to resolve in-group differences.

Since every emir can claim to be caliph as well and often do this means they are all in competition with each other.

And you can see this play out in the middle ages/renaissance. The papacy wasn't by any means perfect but it did at times get the secular rulers to act together for the good of Christianity.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

310 "Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger."

He wants to impeach the guy who had at least five Democrats try to assassinate him?

More DARVO.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (a6PrB)

311 Squeaky wheels?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (dK+Kv)

But enough about AOC's voice

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 08:59 AM (asFP3)

312 Of course, the only mayonnaise is Duke’s, but “Duke’s Monkey” lacks alliteration, so I’ll embrace “Mayonnaise Monkey.”
Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

Bring out the Hellmann's. Bring out the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:00 AM (2YhKe)

313 Hong and/or the DSA have to challenge the results given the blank thumb drives. Make the Dems waste money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 09:00 AM (WOnE5)

314 "Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger."

WTAF?

Mark Kelly should be launched into the ocean to become shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:01 AM (2YhKe)

315 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:01 AM (asFP3)

316 Morn' all.. I guess I should be glad the vile Hong lost, but she would have been easier to beat then Crowley...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:02 AM (FtULh)

317 OK, Mayonaise Monkeys, what do we say to this inbred savage ??

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

Nothing. He's laboring under the delusion that he matters in my sphere, personally, or in white people's sphere's generally.

The only reason he registers is as a target of mockery.

Just point and laugh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:02 AM (dK+Kv)

318 The Muslim alliance will last about a month. The Arabs hate the Turks, nobody trusts the Pakis and the slightest difference in Muslim theological beliefs and the alliance is kaput

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (WOnE5)

319 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

-
I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

320 @EricLDaugh
1h
🚨 WOW. Socialists are furious after “human error” in Milwaukee WI after midnight caused 5 USB STICKS to NOT have the election results on them 🤯

They didn't click the 'Safely remove media' icon in the taskbar, did they........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (2YhKe)

321 How about Saltine American? Vanilla Gorilla?

I still prefer the slur against me to be "ofay". It rolls off the tongue easier and has that built-in belligerence and contempt that doesn't need to be manufactured.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (a6PrB)

322 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:01 AM (asFP3)

He loves Mannaise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (dK+Kv)

323 I was wondering if this Crowley guy, the Dem nominee for governor in WI, is any relation to Monica Crowley. Just saw his picture. I guess not.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (gm9Sb)

324 I, too, miss Sarah. And Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)

325 AOC's ex got many males to think they had a chance.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (dtajH)

326 Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

Of course some women are going to get raped it is a price the pols that will have private security are willing to pay.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (sKqQm)

327 @spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

They want to create chaos. They want you to beg the government to 'DO SOMETHING.'

You won't like what they do.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)

328 Only an hour and a half to go until Earth loses its gravity for 7.3 seconds.

I'm going to bungee myself to the light pole on the street.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (J4Dwc)

329 Was the bad polling trying to create a preference cascade? Or did people not answer honestly? idk

And what about the Big Green Dem Cheat Machine? Did it decide to not help Wong, since going Big Commie (so early) was deemed Bad for the Party? Or maybe it even helped defeat Wong. I have no idea how it happened.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 09:04 AM (vbXSk)

330 Trump Doubles Down on U.S. ‘Total Control’ of Hormuz: Iran Can Crumble Economically or Get ‘Blown Away’
----

Just stop.Please just stop.
Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

Someone needs to take him aside and have a long discussion. The "broken record" announcements are getting old and, in the end, turn into a sad joke. He's beginning to sound like Bugs Bunny where he draws line after line, daring Yosemite Sam to cross each one. At least, in the cartoon, Sam falls off the cliff. Iran is laughing.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)

331 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Rumor says that he prefers to have his Saturday nights end by looking like he was dipped in oatmeal.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (a6PrB)

332 🤡🤡

"OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
8h
Last 5 Wisconsin Governor Democratic Primary Polls

State Navigate: 🔵 Hong +22
Public Policy Polling: 🔵 Hong +18
Marquette University: 🔵 Hong +25
State Navigate: 🔵 Hong +29
Public Policy Polling: 🔵 Hong +20

Results (88% Reporting): 🟡Crowley +0.5"

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

333 I hear Hasan loves the mayonnaise.

Rumor says that he prefers to have his Saturday nights end by looking like he was dipped in oatmeal.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (a6PrB)

A Jackson Pollock painting, that one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (AdHga)

334 Right to a useful and remunerative job
Right to earn enough for adequate food and clothing
Right to decent housing
Right to adequate medical care
Right to social security
Right to education

The last item cost over $1 TRILLION per year.
And states that spend $30k/student $600k per classroom cannot even get to 50% math and reading proficiency.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

335 Rumor says that he prefers to have his Saturday nights end by looking like he was dipped in oatmeal.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (a6PrB)

I've got some ideas........

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (2YhKe)

336 Results (88% Reporting): 🟡Crowley +0.5"

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

Says something about polls doesn't it LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (FtULh)

337
282 The MyGender Dolls website…”

I read this as “the MyGender Dells” and I thought good Lord, what has Wisconsin done now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 09:07 AM (pLSjm)

338 Love the headline:

Don Surber: Trump Finds a Use for the Press.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (/HDaX)

339 Says something about polls doesn't it LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:06 AM (FtULh)

Exit polls had John Kerry destroying George W...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (2YhKe)

340 @EricLDaugh
...2AM ballot drops solidified the socialist's loss, and leftists are LIVID this morning!
~~~~~

Hahahaha! What goes around comes around. How does it feel?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR)

341 Cain's is the only true mayonnaise.

This is known.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (qRla/)

342 When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

I think its revealing about what they think of women when sex with a woman, no matter the reasons for that sex, begins and ends with a woman standing under a streetlamp.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (a6PrB)

343 @EricLDaugh
...2AM ballot drops solidified the socialist's loss, and leftists are LIVID this morning!
~~~~~

Hahahaha! What goes around comes around. How does it feel?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR)

They should riot and break their own shit to send a message.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:09 AM (dK+Kv)

344 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

-
I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

Karen Bass is gonna win easily and somehow be rewarded for her catastrophic incompetence with homelessness and the Palisades fires…. It pays to be part of the machine

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:09 AM (zEBE+)

345 So once again we have a double digit polling error from last nights wisconsin election. In the last poll conducted Aug 4-5 hong was ahead 19 points.

Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)
==
Pollsters are wildly misjudging - probably somewhat deliberately - both the strength of democrats and the weakness of the republicans. Most of their polling have overstated democrat strength and understated MAGA strength. If a GOP in the general is polling 2 to 3 points ahead its more likely double or more in reality. I wonder how long they will keep the charade up.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:10 AM (7/DDO)

346 Was the bad polling trying to create a preference cascade? Or did people not answer honestly? idk

Possibilities...and you can mix and match. But all of them should make you really doubt summer polling because polls with margin of error of 6 percent were off by 22 points...

Polling was completely faked

Results were intentionally skewed towards more leftwing voters then the Dem primary average

Results were unintentionally skewed towards more leftwing voters then the Dem primary average

Election results included massive fraud for Crowley

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (sKqQm)

347 Pollsters are part of the media. The media is overwhelmingly left wing.

The polls are shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (2YhKe)

348 These days mayonnaise prices are ridiculous ! If Rs run on lowering the price of Mayo , they will gain a few points for sure !

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (g47mK)

349 Why Are So Many Celebs Raising Trans Kids?

https://tinyurl.com/6z6hj22a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

350 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)

I hate to say this because it sounds like defending the indefensible but he's speaking their language. Think of all the times Iran likes to announce over the years "we will blow you off the map" followed by nothing.

The difference is with Trump, one day the mullahs wake up in ruins or don't wake up at all, and they don't know what day that will be.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (asFP3)

351 A Jackson Pollock painting, that one.

Don't give CBD any ideas for the next thread.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (NzX/y)

352 I really liked Pat Crowley, beautiful, leggy, talented singer and dancer. Had an older sister Ann, who was likewise very talented and beautiful. Ann left show business just as Pat was becoming a starlet. Went the marriage, children route. Both lived to be over 90, only recently passing away.

Posted by: No Relation To Wisconsin Crowley at August 12, 2026 09:12 AM (JM9I6)

353 ...2AM ballot drops solidified the socialist's loss, and leftists are LIVID this morning!

In general elections when this happens the FNM argues it is because mail in votes are way more left leaning and they get counted last

Here those ballots broke for the less leftwing candidate when the Dems/FNM wanted the less leftwing candidate. Odd how that works no?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

354 Why Are So Many Celebs Raising Trans Kids?

https://tinyurl.com/6z6hj22a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

The mentally deranged pass their mental derangement off to their kids. Story at 11.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (2YhKe)

355 >>"That's your candidate for Senate, a guy who clearly hates Christians, a guy who covers up for trans violence, and a guy who wants to take your guns away."
Michigan's Dem candidate for Senate Abdul El-Sayed clearly hates Christians and covers up for trans violence

But also: this is who the Obama is pushing.
Just read yesterday that El Sayed had a podcast with Crooked Media. You know, the Obama bros who started the Pod Save America podcast, THAT Crooked Media, now funded by Soros.

This guy is not some outsider, he has the pedigree of someone who has been shaped and groomed by the Obama team.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

356 If a GOP in the general is polling 2 to 3 points ahead its more likely double or more in reality. I wonder how long they will keep the charade up.

I think that question is answered in the section that was "mistakenly" left out of the 2024 Election Autopsy where the observation was made that too many people were focused more on creating for themselves "Generational Wealth" than in winning an election.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (NzX/y)

357 Pollsters are wildly misjudging - probably somewhat deliberately - both the strength of democrats and the weakness of the republicans. Most of their polling have overstated democrat strength and understated MAGA strength. If a GOP in the general is polling 2 to 3 points ahead its more likely double or more in reality. I wonder how long they will keep the charade up.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:10 AM (7/DDO)

Squeaky wheel, continued.

Who has the least self-control when it comes to shutting their yap?

Who has the most free time to participate in polling?

Who has the inflated sense of self-worth, while having the least real-world experience that tells them that their opinions aren't worth shit?

That would be the self-absorbed, mouthy, unemployed, entitled millennials and Zs. I haven't seen the cross-tabs, and I probably won't, because polling is garbage and a waste of effort, energy, and tiem. But I suspect all of these double digit misses are heavily weighted with the people described above.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 09:15 AM (dK+Kv)

358 Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

{{{{Lizzy}}}}

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:15 AM (asFP3)

359 The Mayonnaise Monkeys was the garage band name for Whitesnake.

Posted by: Music nerd at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

360 I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

If the dems end up "a la lanterne" it will be their own doing since they are the ones who ensured the US population more resembled that of the French Revolution rather than the American Revolution in ideology.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (lFFaq)

361 Are we proving the existence of viruses - or presupposing it?
The Virus Assumption

***********

Wow! That is some fever dream, tin foil hat, nonsensical gobbledygook...

...or maybe it's parody.

I can't tell any more.

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)

362 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
Nithya Raman's partner at DSA LA says their goal is to completely abolish police & prisons. When asked what happens if a girl gets raped?

Her answer? "I want to talk about street lights."

These communists are insane. Crazy slovenly malcontents.

-
I could get behind this if we're talking hanging them from lampposts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

$10 says she means the woman.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (xHe0y)

363 Jo
@JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

-
He was too busy shipping pallets of cash to Iran.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:18 AM (ndZc7)

364 >>The mentally deranged pass their mental derangement off to their kids. Story at 11.

As it was with having a gay kid a decade or so ago, it has been trendy to have a trans kid. They are the manifestation of how tolerant and edgy you are, exactly what narcissists crave.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)

365 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

Joe Biden never had lunatics from the opposing party plotting their murder every 7 seconds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)

366
When I see the name Crowley, my first thought is Alistair Crowley, the prominent satanist.

So a last minute ballot dump confirmed a win for Crowley over Hong. Maybe she was actually winning, if not for fraud. The old time Democrat establishment used its cheat machinery against her. Hopefully the Republican effort to promote Hong cost the Democrats extra money to fight it.

Are the Democrats going to be able to cheat to victory in the general?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (azNOR)

367 Either massive numbers of people are lying to the pollsters or they are conducting rigged polls. I guess it could be a combination of both.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)
~~~~~

I don't think it was the polling. I think the dem powers-that-be decide the candidates pretty much whenever they can.

'08 knocked off Hillary for Obama
'16 knocked off Bernie for Hillary
'20 knocked off Bernie again for Biden
'24 appointed Kamala

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (3ImbR)

368 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

-
He was too busy shipping pallets of cash to Iran.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:18 AM (ndZc7)

No one tried to kill Biden 3 times hitting him once...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (FtULh)

369 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

370 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

Is that why Mark Kelly is calling for Trump's impeachment? He didn't take the press with him when he hid his departure?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (2YhKe)

371 369 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

Trump got off that plane to save the rest....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (FtULh)

372 If the dems end up "a la lanterne" it will be their own doing since they are the ones who ensured the US population more resembled that of the French Revolution rather than the American Revolution in ideology.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 09:16 AM (lFFaq)

The delicious irony is how a such a gaggle of grubby low-born halfwits have so strongly and foolishly arrogated the position of Aristocracy upon themselves that their own inbred necks yearn for the rope that once hung around those of noble birth and breeding.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

373 >>@JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

These people are insane.
They did this back in 2020 when the WH was surrounded by a raging BLM/antifa mob, where dozens of Secret Service agents were injured while Trump was moved to the WH bunker.

Yeah, sure, he was a pussy to NOT let your mob kill him, lady. Psycho b#tch.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

374 JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.
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No one ever saw him as a threat....he was a weak pandering president.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (EneHm)

375 Mamdani has found a middle ground.

Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

376 369 From what I read it seems the entire press corpse was killed in AF1 when it was shot down over Turkey.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
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Beau was on that plane!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (PiwSw)

377 r hennigantx -

*solemnly*
I would never, ever wish such a thing on the press corpse.

Sorry, muscle twitch in my eye.... comes and goes...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (aJQbY)

378 So a last minute ballot dump confirmed a win for Crowley over Hong. Maybe she was actually winning, if not for fraud. The old time Democrat establishment used its cheat machinery against her. Hopefully the Republican effort to promote Hong cost the Democrats extra money to fight it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:19 AM (azNOR)

We know that last week's oppo dump against Hong came from Democrats, not Republicans - just like Platner in Maine. The establishment NEEDED her to lose.

The left is eating itself, live, on television, in the teeth of a huge midterm election cycle.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (AdHga)

379 >>The mentally deranged pass their mental derangement off to their kids. Story at 11.

Designer children ups their virtue credit score. Nothing more.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)

380 @DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)/i]

What's your point?

We already know their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

381 No one ever saw him as a threat....he was a weak pandering president.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (EneHm)
~~~~~

And was likely on the payroll of our biggest enemies.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (3ImbR)

382 That would be the self-absorbed, mouthy, unemployed, entitled millennials and Zs.

I've been thinking of the Generational Theory a bit, and I think that Strauss-Howe's thesis may have been useful mainly because it was viewed in the context of a monoculture, but in the 1990s I don't think that they saw 100M+ foreigners with totally incompatible cultures within totally different saeculums influencing the direction of the nation.

There are a lot of home-schooled kids and Awakening, and now the force multiplier of AI and internet, GT seems less influential because it has been eclipsed by more powerful and directed drivers.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (nAS9C)

383 I don't like admitting I'm dumb (I am) but I had no idea there was a such thing as a virus skeptic. These people need to be put in an asylum - and I am open to some truly crazy shit. Dumbasses want to set back humanity 1000 years.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (asFP3)

384 AOC is getting a total makeover. Dumping her white-as-rice boyfriend, freezing her eggs, and setting the table for the Media to black-hole her 'Woke, Model 1" looney tunes far-far-Left statements are all parts of the makeover plan. I think next-up will be moderate facial plastic surgery. Tighten-up here and there, get her increasingly noticeable forehead wrinkles Botoxed and filled-in, and the like. Got to get those done and healed before she announces some time next year.

It looks like she and her highly-paid consultant team believe there is a wide, and mostly wide-open, lane in the 2028 Democrat field just a bit to the right of the DSA lane. Her first moves will be to eliminate the competitors for that lane. Kamala, Newsom, and the other fake moderates. She wants to be the winning fake semi-moderate. Plus look how young she is! Not a political fossil!

As I've seen postulated elsewhere, freezing her eggs is a way for her to play a mother concerned about motherly-concerns (education, affordability, the future her children will live in), without being burdened with children.

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)

385 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

His wife is in no danger whatsoever. She'll be celebrated as a conquering hero by the Muslims. Because she to them, she IS a conquering hero.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (AdHga)

386 Someone needs to take him aside and have a long discussion. The "broken record" announcements are getting old and, in the end, turn into a sad joke. He's beginning to sound like Bugs Bunny where he draws line after line, daring Yosemite Sam to cross each one. At least, in the cartoon, Sam falls off the cliff. Iran is laughing.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 12, 2026 09:05 AM (hmYU4)
==
I don't disagree. But Iran is not laughing. We are doing what we should have silently only been doing since the summer began. They are being financially squeezed, hard. They can no longer support their proxy terrorist network. Just keep them contained.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (7/DDO)

387 >>{{{{Lizzy}}}}
Posted by: ...

Hi - and thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

388 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

No foreign adversary wanted to kill Biden. He was their greatest weapon against the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

389 Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger.

Mark, you still trotting your wife out as a prop with a head wound or has she lost her value to you by now?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (NR6c1)

390 388 Has anyone heard Crowley speak? He’s straight ghetto trash. Played the race card for being called establishment. This was a damned if you do damned if you don’t election.
Posted by: Long Hong Silver at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (CtEZ7)

I was wondering about that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (FtULh)

391 The delicious irony is how a such a gaggle of grubby low-born halfwits have so strongly and foolishly arrogated the position of Aristocracy upon themselves that their own inbred necks yearn for the rope that once hung around those of noble birth and breeding.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

Precisely. I guess it's part of their inability to discern second order consequences.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 12, 2026 09:25 AM (lFFaq)

392 "c Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
47m
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: There was a threat against President Trump's LIFE while he was in Turkey for NATO, and it involved a shoulder-to-air missile possibly targeting Air Force One

"Ultimately, the president was reportedly moved from Air Force One to another plane using a catering truck."

TRUMP: "I go by Secret Service and the military. They wanted me to go in a different flight." 💯

Iran apparently knew where 47 was staying in Turkey as wel"

Erdogan made sure that Iran knew about Trump's movements. I have no doubt. Probably when he understood, no F35 will go sold to his jihadi ass.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

393 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

Someone should remind that drug addict that when the Secret Service tells the President to move, he does.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (NR6c1)

394 >>The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.

Is it not wild this man thinks the NYPD are his personal security? I mean, of course they protect him as part of the job in NYC, but to think he can just treat them like his personal hired help is disgusting. They are protecting the Mayor of NYC, they are not yours.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

395 When will people wake up and realize the west is at war will islam??? I feel that is what is ultimately underlying everything bad going on in the west.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (EneHm)

396 Did Crowley "win" by enough to not call for a recount ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (FtULh)

397
Erdogan made sure that Iran knew about Trump's movements. I have no doubt. Probably when he understood, no F35 will go sold to his jihadi ass.
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

Cut them off. Stop trade. Embargo them. Tariff them 200%.

F*ck the middle east. They've worn out their welcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

398 @JoJoFromJerz
Joe Biden never hid in a food truck like a scared little bitch.

Joe Biden never got shot in the face by a member of the opposing party.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (AdHga)

399 Francesca, the forbidden dance.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 09:27 AM (LHPAg)

400 Something's wrong with Hong's long swan song.
*takes a hit off the bong*

Posted by: And bangs the gong at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

401 The last half century or so has really been fascinating viewed from that light. An inherently revolutionary, destructive, ontoclastic ideology slowly corrupted and perverted its way into ubiquity, and now it's like a frog who put on a prosthetic stinger and is compelled to stab itself in the ass because it "identifies as a scorpion".

The whole thing is like some kind of meta-historical materialism. Second Time as Farce, or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (Ot/FD)

402
Jake Tapper was not on Air Force One, correct? He's being a whiny little bitch on behalf of tbe reporters who were.

The former Biden official accused of leaking tbe information about this illustrates that there are lots of implacable enemies in the "former official" ecosystem, and way too many of them have security clearances. (Did this pompous buffoon actually think he couldn't be caught?)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (azNOR)

403 Something's wrong with Hong's long swan song.
*takes a hit off the bong*
Posted by: And bangs the gong at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/-UwukEHsL1g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

404 I don't like admitting I'm dumb (I am) but I had no idea there was a such thing as a virus skeptic. These people need to be put in an asylum - and I am open to some truly crazy shit. Dumbasses want to set back humanity 1000 years.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 09:23 AM (asFP3)

I was not aware either (and I’m also dumb) but a 10 second internet search reveals that many viruses have been pretty much directly viewed with electron microscopes. Why was such an article even published in light of this? Head scratcher

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (zEBE+)

405 The former Biden official accused of leaking tbe information about this illustrates that there are lots of implacable enemies in the "former official" ecosystem, and way too many of them have security clearances. (Did this pompous buffoon actually think he couldn't be caught?)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2026 09:28 AM (azNOR)

Formerly Biden's Secretary of the Air Force, yes?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (AdHga)

406 >>Mark Kelly, the walking penis, wants Trump impeached now for putting Jake Tapper’s life in danger.

Their outrage is out of proportion to the event.
They have wanted him killed, even tried to make it happen (e.g. leaks to press about AF1, withholding adequate SS protection), so they are particularly pissed he quietly escaped assassination without giving them the opportunity to leak it/assist.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2026 09:29 AM (X8xt3)

407 If Crowley did win with a data dump at 2AM - I hope the DOJ was watching. And it still shows the polling was way off.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 09:30 AM (7/DDO)

408 [H]ow is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

Because that was almost forty years ago and it's a lot different NY than it was back then. I grew up there too and left in 1972 and it was a lot different when Rudy finally won in 1993 than it was in 1972. Problem is it just keeps getting worse with the wrong people moving in.

Look for sharia to be imposed in NYC in the next ten years. You won't have to worry about cleaning up after your dog because you won't be able to have a dog. McSorley's Ale House will be closed along with all other bars and liquor store. Brace yourselves.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (thDcy)

409 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

410 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

411 Is virus skepticism the next "Just asking questions"? Or is this a 'virii == vaxxes' riff?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 09:31 AM (aJQbY)

412 I'm a little sad that this is the last time Francesca Hong will be mentioned around here.

Posted by: The Bug-Eyed Bint at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (JM9I6)

413 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

414 >>Dumping her white-as-rice boyfriend

I have yet to see anything that says she dumped him. Maybe he kicked her to the curb after she moved into the no go zone on the hot-crazy matrix.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (J4Dwc)

415 414 >>Dumping her white-as-rice boyfriend

I have yet to see anything that says she dumped him. Maybe he kicked her to the curb after she moved into the no go zone on the hot-crazy matrix.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 12, 2026 09:32 AM (J4Dwc)

Same difference for her politically. Perhaps she pushed him into taking a hike. I'll bet she's been planning a 2028 run for a looong time.

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2026 09:37 AM (5rh/l)

416 They'll find other work for Hong to do for the Party. She'd make a good senior level secret police official in the shadow government that's waiting in the wings for when the Party seizes power. Meanwhile, her defeat makes the other loons look normal; that, in addition to voting on the House floor, is also the job of the raving nutjobs in Congress.
Look at the way the media is giving AOC a makeover. "No, no. FIdel is no communist, he's an ardent small "d" democrat." The NYT had a lot more credibility in the 1950s for some reason, and the Times said so.

Posted by: Peter B at August 12, 2026 09:38 AM (VTbl0)

417 And speaking of Sarah, I'll be sending a copy of this to her once I finish editing. She praised my first two books and said she was anxious to see the new one, so I'd love to get a blurb from her before publishing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 12, 2026 08:14 AM (qRla/)

Very cool! Good for you, MP4.

Posted by: Concord at August 12, 2026 09:39 AM (6E/05)

418 I'm a little sad that this is the last time Francesca Hong will be mentioned around here.

She'll be back.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 09:40 AM (2ocoG)

419 How is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

The Dems now win once in a place, they install "the world's most extensive voter fraud system", and then they run whoever they want. The fact that people who saw the 2020 election believe in any US election results now is a little scary.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 09:41 AM (2ocoG)

420 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

It's not that Sanders didn't care about Francesca winning, but he didn't endorsed her & a narrow loss is fine. Sanders is trying to build an army inside Congress.

For the 20th midterm election cycle, Senator Bernie Sanders has endorsed over 90 progressive candidates nationwide, targeting key U.S. Senate, House, gubernatorial, and state legislative races as part of an effort to counter both the traditional party establishment and conservative opponents. (See BernieSanders dot com/endorse.)

A nightmarish list.

Two of his 'soldiers' recent wins: Michigan, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate (Mid-term primary will be against 'R' Mike Rogers) and Minnesota, Peggy Flanagan, U.S. Senate. (Mid-term primary will be against 'R' Michele Tafoya.)

Platner for the U.S. Senate was a Sander's problem and Sanders also had endorsed Troy Jackson for Governor of Maine. Jackson didn't win the nomination and now he's the Democratic nominee in the U.S. Senate race for longtime Republican Sen. Susan Collins' seat.

Big money is needed. And Sanders, AOC & Abdul El-Sayed to appear more moderate for just 84 days, the U.S. midterm elections.

Cont'd

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

421 Slow Boring, 'Abdul El-Sayed can win moderate voters
A roadmap for getting to yes — if he makes the effort'
Matthew Yglesias, Aug 12, 2026

I'm not a believer but it's an interesting opinion.
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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

422 419 How is it that my old hometown of NYC can swing from the madness of a David Dinkins to 12-plus years of a golden age under Rudy Giuliani and then embrace DeBolshevik and then DeBolshevik on steroids Mamdani?! I don't get it.

The Dems now win once in a place, they install "the world's most extensive voter fraud system", and then they run whoever they want. The fact that people who saw the 2020 election believe in any US election results now is a little scary.
Posted by: Ian S

The SMIRKING MADMANI presiding over 9/11 and Year 1 Kirkiversary sasy it all as dissent can counterpoint to their inevitable narrative is simply silenced with the efficiency of the scoops in Soylent Green (set in the year 2022!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8ZNyL-kxk

... this as their spouses make dual-use vests fashionable suitable for the obvious purposes. As AOC prances about the 1960's Klingon/MADMANI in the REMAIN SINWAR camisole and FREE GAZA hot pants as the b'wannabe jilted California Psycho/Gaven looks on and wants a piece of the action.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 12, 2026 10:19 AM (QhBIn)

423 Um JJ? Winning by 0.4% is hardly "resounding".

On the dem side none of those candidates were "normal" democrats.

On the rep side, Tiffany won easily, but was deemed by the dems as more MAGA than Trump. IMO he'll need Trump coattails and it's unclear how long Trump's coattails will be this cycle.

Posted by: AB at August 12, 2026 10:25 AM (bJiU3)

424 screw mamdani and his jihadi loving wife. If she's a private person why does she think she can ask for a tax payer paid security detail.

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