Trump Had to Change Planes in Turkey to Avoid a "Credible Iranian Assassination Threat."<br>Jake Tapper Makes the Story All About, Get This, Jake Tapper.

Trump Had to Change Planes in Turkey to Avoid a "Credible Iranian Assassination Threat."
Jake Tapper Makes the Story All About, Get This, Jake Tapper.

The media keeps digging into the Secret Service's story about what happened in Turkey.

It's almost as if they want the Secret Service's methods revealed so that foreign assassins will be better able to kill the president.

President Trump's secret plane switch in Turkey is putting Air Force One's security protocols and defensive capabilities in the spotlight.
Why it matters: Air Force One is the call sign for any Air Force aircraft carrying the president, meaning Trump's secret switch didn't change the designation -- but it changed the plane protecting him.
Driving the news: A threat from Iran forced Trump to secretly switch planes, using a catering truck to move to a smaller aircraft, per the Washington Post.
Trump flew to Turkey on a plane gifted by Qatar, which was meant to serve as Air Force One. Officials said he would return on an older presidential plane because of security concerns, per multiple reports,
After boarding the older plane, Trump moved to a smaller Air Force C-32A, according to the reports. All three planes flew to the U.K., where Trump joined the Qatari plane and flew home.

Good, so now Iranian assassins know that the Secret Service uses attending vehicles, like catering trucks or supply trucks, to secret move principles.

Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran.

There was yet another plan to murder Trump, launched by a foreign enemy terrorist regime.

Jake Tapper decides: This is really a story about how brave the press is, and how Trump's Secret Service is trying to kill them.

The story: Iran had a serious plot to kill the president.

The headlines: OMG Secret Service protected the president and not every asshole in the media. https://t.co/2xshtu9LSz
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 11, 2026

Stephen Green
@VodkaPundit
When there's an active shooter, Jake, USSS removes POTUS and leaves everybody else. You know that, of course, but heaven forbid you skip an opportunity to sell whatever remains of your credibility for just one more opportunity to preen.

Tony Kinnett
@TheTonus
5h
I can't believe that when we were at the first WCHA Dinner, that when the shots rang out the Secret Service covered the President instead of you or me.
Jeepers!

🚨 UPDATE: Fake News Jake Tapper is being RIPPED after he had a full-blown meltdown over the Secret Service doing its job and protecting President Trump in Turkey — covertly moving him from Air Force One to a separate plane

"Flew to Afghan [on] AF1. An insurgent missile struck… pic.twitter.com/XHfIufYwgA
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 11, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:32 PM

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Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 05:32 PM (NFRf7)

2 Jake is really trying to distract from his Dinner with Fauci

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 05:33 PM (NFRf7)

3 I nooded. Prior:

“Genocide joe” was a right wing psyop / propaganda that actually worked to push people against voting for the democratic candidate to help trump and maga candidates win.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2026 04:54 PM (d8zZq)

Was it really a "right wing psyop," though? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you the music video for "Testify" by Rage Against The Machine:

https://youtu.be/Q3dvbM6Pias

Directed by Michael Moore and released in August 2000, it used clips of Dubya, algore, and Things To Come (1936) to argue that the Democrat party candidate for President was literally the same as the Republican candidate. And by 'literally' I mean, like an invading space alien with the same mind in two bodies.

Infamously, algore went on to lose an election that to this day, Democrats still refuse to concede. Was that a right-wing psyop? RATM and Michael Moore?! Of course not! They literally did it to themselves, and so it was with the "Genocide Joe" label that followed Coconut Kam everywhere like the open-sewer stench of uncontrolled IBS. Reddit is just in cope 'n' seethe mode still.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 05:34 PM (Sy6m/)

4 Anything to get Fauci off the algo

Posted by: Accomack at August 11, 2026 05:35 PM (77Bgk)

5 I'm sure this deserves some derision of Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e)

6 The president is important. Media windbags like Fake Fapper are not.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (f0sNM)

7 Anyone still cares about Fake Fapper? Other than himself, of course...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

8 How many millions does AF1 cost? How many journalists can fit on board? Is the tradeoff worth it?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)

9 I can't believe that when we were at the first WCHA Dinner, that when the shots rang out the Secret Service covered the President instead of you or me.

Jeepers!

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Fake Tapper was already shielded and safe, having already previously crawled under a table to blow #DrunkDonLeMon.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (LMWcc)

10 I am seeing this story all over liberal websites all pretty much saying that Trump was a coward and had to hide in a bread truck.

Something tells me they would have shed no tears if Trump's plane was shot down and everyone onboard, including a dozen or so "journalists" were killed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)

11
Before camera phones, selfies were called "journalism".

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

12 Stephen Green
@VodkaPundit
When there's an active shooter, Jake, USSS removes POTUS and leaves everybody else. You know that, of course, but heaven forbid you skip an opportunity to sell whatever remains of your credibility for just one more opportunity to preen.
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You'd think Jake would have learned that at the assassination attempt at the WHCD.

Or was Jake not invited?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

13 I don't know how long Fake Jake has been around but I have never watched one minute of his program. If not for here and some X posts skewering his ego I wouldn't know the man ever existed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (XWTvW)

14 You mean like when the Secret Service stuffed the entire crowd at Butler, PA into the presidential limo?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2026 05:38 PM (yUP64)

15 Oh good I was waiting for ace to dunk on that faggot.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (YwEeS)

16 By Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (W2Pud)

17
Every morning I start the coffee and then read the latest news.

I am always scared the evil people have killed Trump. They will never stop.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (/QHx4)

18 Cite?
-Brave Jake Tapper

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

19 Something tells me they would have shed no tears if Trump's plane was shot down and everyone onboard, including a dozen or so "journalists" were killed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)
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They would have worshipped the "journalists" as martyrs for the cause.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:39 PM (FZ29D)

20 "Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran."

and / or any other enemy oif America and its people.

spot-on, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 05:40 PM (VyBeY)

21 I am seeing this story all over liberal websites all pretty much saying that Trump was a coward and had to hide in a bread truck.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)
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At post #5, you can see I predicted this would reflect negatively on Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

22 Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran."

They openly root for Iran all the time.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

23 The president is important. Media windbags like Fake Fapper are not.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (f0sNM)

I only regret that Jake Tapper was not allowed to fulfil his destiny as reactor shielding. Think of the loss to letters this has caused.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)

24 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

25 Jake Tapper is the kind of sociopath that likes his pathologies to be public.

Like brian Williams or Dan Rather.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (JvZF+)

26 I'm banned but I voted in SW WI today and there was a separate digital machine the old volunteers were steering people to. It's new. I've never seen it before.
Democrat primary.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 11, 2026 05:43 PM (Ipg/p)

27 "Trump is SO stupid, because people want to kill him just as much as I do!" -- reddit, probably

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

28 In their own minds, journalists are gods among men.

They write stories that chart their own destiny.

They refuse to bow down to us mere mortals and accept the truth that they are overpampered idiots who don't have a single working brain cell among them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 05:43 PM (FZ29D)

29 The story: Iran had a serious plot to kill the president.

The headlines: OMG Secret Service protected the president and not every asshole in the media.
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"Asshole" is way too charitable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2026 05:44 PM (JvZF+)

30 Tapper's whine admits the threat was real.

But I'll bet right now on CNN the panel is arguing that there was no threat.
That Trump is making it up to justify his war against Iran.
And to distract from inflation.
And to distract from releasing the Epstein files.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 05:45 PM (3cUTc)

31 Anyone still cares about Fake Fapper? Other than himself, of course...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 11, 2026 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

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"The devil ... the prowde spirite ... cannot endure to be mocked."

-- Thomas More
Thomas Moore

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:45 PM (LMWcc)

32
Is Fapper a homo?

If so he'll love when the muzzies take over.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)

33 >>>Jake Tapper Makes the Story All About, Get This, Jake Tapper.

About ... who?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (odBC9)

34
and how Trump's Secret Service is trying to kill them.

Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

35 I have CNN on now. Tapper's show but he's not there.

Still traumatized.
Poor, brave man.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

36 Thomas Moore

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:45 PM (LMWcc)
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Nope.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

37 Iran thinks that if they kill Trump, they will have "won" the "war."

After President Vance nukes Qom and Tehran, they can ponder their victory while getting asss-raped in Islamic "Paradise," which will they quickly learn is the Christian Hell.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Av6i5)

38 Is Fapper a homo?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)
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His shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Fi81e)

39 so now Iranian assassins know that the Secret Service uses attending vehicles

Oh, c'mon, Ace! If they didn't already know that they haven't been paying attention! That sort of thing has been de rigeur for decades.

BTW, using it in that way is just a reversal of the bit where the terrorists use it to get things through security and onboard.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (kU0PQ)

40
Who's important here?

Bows head in shame.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Y8DZL)

41 Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

Not "joy". But it does start with "j".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Ot/FD)

42 Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
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That's Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (Fi81e)

43 If you wanna be a martyr, you gotta take one in the toochus.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (DZ9Lv)

44
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)

45 Something tells me they would have shed no tears if Trump's plane was shot down and everyone onboard, including a dozen or so "journalists" were killed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cpFbA)

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The MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia would be agitating for Posthumous Purple Hearts for those Martyrs, Praising their Sacrifice, and Celebrating the fact that they would be Greeted in Hell by 72 Vegans.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:52 PM (LMWcc)

46 Let's not forget that a good president is not only responsible for improving security, the economy and the living quality of America's residents. He is ALSO responsible for improving the morale of the citizens.

So, allowing those reporters on the plane was part of his job.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (dIske)

47 Turks and Marxists trying to off President Trump

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

48 That Jake Tapper should die to save President Trump is a price I am willing to pay.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (eGn4U)

49 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

50 we were with president the whole time

Oh, FFS, Jake! They were protecting the airplane because the President was in it. You were collateral protection. And I guarantee they continued with the protection of AF1 just as if the President were aboard, because to do otherwise would expose the subterfuge and place the President back at risk.

Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2026 05:54 PM (kU0PQ)

51 Tapper just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

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"Please tell me he doesn't have a toes fetish!"

/obligatory Dick Morris

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 05:54 PM (LMWcc)

52 Every 'journalist' believes he/she is smarter and more valuable to the world than any President. Including Barky.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 05:54 PM (5rh/l)

53 It's amazing Jake can stand being around Jake.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 05:55 PM (diia5)

54 Tapper might have a point if he had been told to board the plane in Turkey.

And there was no one else on it.

"Hey, where's Trump? Where's anybody?"

"Heh. Bye, Jake."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:55 PM (Ot/FD)

55 After the Soviet agent Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated Kennedy. LBJ did exactly jack shit to punish the USSR.

Of all his failings as president (and LBJ is a Top Five contender for Most Failings as President), having basically re response to the JFK assassinatin was perhaps the worst.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 05:55 PM (Av6i5)

56 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
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You're implying he ever paused.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

57 re response = no response

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Av6i5)

58 56 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
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You're implying he ever paused.
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

Self Contained Underwear Breathing Apparatus

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)

59
Is Fapper a homo?

If so he'll love when the muzzies take over.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)

*music*

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

*dances in his cell at FCC Butner*

Posted by: R Kelly at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (y9nCu)

60 I do remember us liking him for about a week.

He did actual journalism and asked a tough question or something.

We were amazed. Like a muslim boy seeing live, human, female flesh.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Sco7b)

61
Did Jake Tapper run this tweet by his pal Dr Fauci before sending it?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (OkYzo)

62 Like a stillsuit, but the tube just goes straight down to your undercarriage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)

63 ***Well done, Washington Post. You're great patriots for Iran.

Bezos is agent of DeepState.
Grandfather was founder of DARPA's progenitor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (vOxCS)

64 35 I have CNN on now. Tapper's show but he's not there.

Well, let Jake tell you 'bout the way he looks
The way he acts, and the color of his hair
His voice is soft and cool
His eyes are clear and bright
But Jake's not there!

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (2Drhq)

65 Alternate headline: Jake Tapper huffs his own farts again.
Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

It's like fresh rye bread!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (wVcYX)

66 If Tapper had gone down on AF1, I’d be willing to kick in an extra $100 in taxes to buy another AF1.

Posted by: Advo at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (jO4mz)

67 The fake outrage over the precious journalists being used as decoys is just window dressing for the real outrage all these shitbags have that the Iranians didn't succeed in their plot to assassinate Trump. I get the feeling they'd all be willing martyrs if AF1 went down with all of them onboard as long as Bad Orange Man was with them.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 05:58 PM (oqH4h)

68 A plane full of journalists you say?

Posted by: Rooting for the Ayatollah tbh at August 11, 2026 05:59 PM (wGerL)

69 On the other hand, maybe all of that information about methods is just complete BS being put out by the administration to throw off the Iranians. Oh wait now I am giving them clues . damn!!

Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (xg4SX)

70 Self Contained Underwear Breathing Apparatus
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)
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I LOL'd

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (oqH4h)

71
The Truth about AirForce One decoy flight: By Jake Tapper on Sale December 2026.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (OkYzo)

72 A plane full of journalists you say?

Posted by: Rooting for the Ayatollah tbh at August 11, 2026 05:59 PM (wGerL)

A good start.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (dK+Kv)

73 It really is unfair.

Jake Tapper and the rest of the reporters should have been allowed to leave AF1.

Over the Atlantic at 30k.

Forcibly, if necessary.

For the good of America.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (3cUTc)

74 Heavy hitters taking a day at the beach.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (vOxCS)

75 A rat, a cockroach and a planeful of journalists walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't allow vermin in here."

The rat and the cockroach turn to the planeful of journalists and say: "Sorry, y'all are gonna have to leave."

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (2Drhq)

76 And then he just like grabbed the steering wheel thingy of the plane and yelled "FREEBIRD!"

I was scared for my life, I was.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (Ot/FD)

77 Tapper thinks he's as beloved and admired as Jake from Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM (wVcYX)

78 The plane switch was hardly "secret."

He did fly his mobile palace to Turkey, but that didn't apparently raise alarms.

Only when media type discovered that the plane was devoid of certain counter measures was it "an issue."

Fire the moles.

Nobody thought otherwise until the media mouthed off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (2Cry5)

79 77 Tapper thinks he's as beloved and admired as Jake from Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:01 PM

Jake from State Farm polls higher than Jake Tapper

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (OkYzo)

80
I don't get why the whorealists are allowed on AF1.

They are only going to lie about everything.

Does Trump ever get a break from the pieces of shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (/QHx4)

81 Of course the Washington Post reveals all the preventive measures the Secret Service allegedly used. Way to go you fucking traitorous retards.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:04 PM (bvDnE)

82
Churnalist.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Fi81e)

83 Speaking of our intellectual betters...

CBC - US - Canada trade talks, this plane story
CNN - Trump switching planes. I don't know if Tapper will show up in tights.

MS Now - Iran war lost. Trump won't admit loss. GOP faces a reckoning. Also, you can change your sex! Wishcasting.

FoxNews - returned Russian prisoners

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)

84
Good one Axeman

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (/QHx4)

85 On the other hand, maybe all of that information about methods is just complete BS being put out by the administration to throw off the Iranians. Oh wait now I am giving them clues . damn!!
Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 11, 2026 06:00 PM (xg4SX

Are you saying it's no big deal?

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (bvDnE)

86 The ultimate Trump troll would be to board Air Force One invite the entire Washington press corps to fly with him, then just before takeoff sneak off a back door without anyone realizing and then text the plane's coordinates to Iran. Watch as the IRGC takes out the entire press corps.

Then bomb Tehran to rubble in retaliation.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (Av6i5)

87 Odds the Miami Dolphins win a game this year?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (KGj36)

88 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

I, for one, welcome our new single-celled overlords.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (dK+Kv)

89
Jake Tapper might have surpassed Jim Acosta in his petulant whiny diva behavior.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:09 PM (OkYzo)

90

zombie,

Perfect,

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)

91 As if the Iranians are going to harm their allies in the press corp.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (pE12i)

92 I am wondering if Tapper and Tucker are soul mate

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)

93 88 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

I, for one, welcome our new single-celled overlords.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

In the future, Algae will wage a world war against Plankton for control of the planet -- only for them to both be wiped out, and Fungi inherit the Earth.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (Av6i5)

94 Is Fapper a homo?

If so he'll love when the muzzies take over.

Posted by: four seasons
........

Even if not, they'll mistake him for one anyway.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (UjdFS)

95 For fucks sake the insane left rooted for ALGAE they hate Trump so much.They would orgasm over a mass casualty attack on his watch.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

I know it's minor in the big picture but I'm angry they let that Leftist piece of shit former Olympian off for trying to vandalize the reflecting pool.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (bvDnE)

96 87 Odds the Miami Dolphins win a game this year?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (KGj36)

Using Feminine Tenacity and a bit of the proud to be a bitch thing?

100%

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 06:11 PM (Sco7b)

97 The ultimate Trump troll would be to board Air Force One invite the entire Washington press corps to fly with him, then just before takeoff sneak off a back door without anyone realizing and then text the plane's coordinates to Iran. Watch as the IRGC takes out the entire press corps.

Then bomb Tehran to rubble in retaliation.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (Av6i5)

But the NTSB and the FAA will firmly declare that the mishap was caused by a spark from an abraded wire in the center fuel tank.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (wVcYX)

98 Jake Tapper is Jake from Propaganda Farm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (NFRf7)

99 The Iranians are what the Japanese would have been had Tojo prevailed in the internal conflict after having been nuked.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (bvDnE)

100 In the future, Algae will wage a world war against Plankton for control of the planet -- only for them to both be wiped out, and Fungi inherit the Earth.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2026 06:10 PM (Av6i5)

And the yeast shall inherit the earth.

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (dK+Kv)

101 80
I don't get why the whorealists are allowed on AF1.

They are only going to lie about everything.

Does Trump ever get a break from the pieces of shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:02 PM (/QHx4)

I don't believe many whorealists fly on AF1. Only the half-dozen or so Presidential press pool reporters and video and still cameramen. The pool reporter slots rotate thru the regular White House reporters from the biggest domestic media outfits. Trump or the press secretary may let a few select others fly onboard AF1 for some trips.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:13 PM (5rh/l)

102
Tap-a-tappa-tap they call him the Tapper
Tap, tap, tap, you know what he's after!

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 11, 2026 06:13 PM (0sNs1)

103 Funny how Obama and Biden never had to worry about foreign assassination attempts. It’s almost like all the lunatic murdering foreign America-haters knew that Obama and Biden where on their side.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:14 PM (i+vnO)

104
Yep Elric

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)

105 Is Fapper a homo?

Just because I masturbate in front of the bathroom mirror does NOT make me gay!

Posted by: Shake Tapper at August 11, 2026 06:15 PM (UjdFS)

106 Jake Tapper is like a turtle who is stuck and keeps butting heads with a river rock. You gotta love that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (iySPJ)

107
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (/QHx4)

108 Why does Francesca Hong look like a hung over gecko?

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (ZNpJk)

109 Does Trump ever get a break from the pieces of shit?

Posted by: four seasons
--

He enjoys the joust.
If he didn't they would say, 'He's Hiding'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (vOxCS)

110 Jake Tapper is Jake from Propaganda Farm
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

He's wearing khakis.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:17 PM (UjdFS)

111 Does it make me a bad person to think it woulda been a net benefit for mankind if all those commie media hacks and asslickers to get shot down by one of their beloved Muslim terrorists?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:17 PM (i+vnO)

112 Maybe Trump was on the plane and the WP story is the diversion.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)

113 Glad to see you post again Len.

I hope you learned your lesson.

Posted by: pawn at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (L5eIP)

114 President Trump's secret plane switch in Turkey is putting Air Force One's security protocols and defensive capabilities in the spotlight.

Yes, secrets are always in the spotlight.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (ScG/9)

115

Karma

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:18 PM (/QHx4)

116 D-Lamp was a man before his time.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:19 PM (MWfyi)

117 So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

-----------

Peter Doocy would be the only White House reporter who would be missed.

Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (ZNpJk)

118 Secrets? You want secrets?

The Epstein List. We got 'em right here!

Posted by: Democrats at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (0sNs1)

119 Tapper is a decoy all right...fake (and cowardly) 'newsman'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

120 One of the young actresses I follow has a post about Puerto Rico.

I imagine they get tons of US money. Where the hell does it all get siphoned off to?

It's like Canadian Indians,
Billions of dollars just disappear.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (Sco7b)

121 I'd say this Tapper fellow is a bit of a twat, isn't he?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:20 PM (4chwE)

122 This is a perfect example of why I'm no longer a Lifelong Republican... Trump attacked an innocent country and assassinated its leaders on orders from the Zionist SS, thereby endangering everyone on the people's jet, chickened out (like always), and then you guys gloat over our journalists, the policemen of democracy, being in the line of fire that he ran from, like he did with his bone spurs during Vietnam, which rhymes with Iran.

For shame.

Posted by: Republican for Talarico, now With Generational Wealth (TM) at August 11, 2026 06:21 PM (BI5O2)

123 111 Does it make me a bad person to think it woulda been a net benefit for mankind if all those commie media hacks and asslickers to get shot down by one of their beloved Muslim terrorists?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:17 PM (i+vnO)
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I'd be sad for the collateral killing of the Air Force pilots and crew and anyone aboard not in the business of rank propaganda for America's enemies, but to say net benefit is probably not wrong in the long run.

The decade-long funeral the press would throw for their fallen comrades would be fucking insufferable, though.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2026 06:21 PM (oqH4h)

124 Does it make me a bad person to think it woulda been a net benefit for mankind if all those commie media hacks and asslickers to get shot down by one of their beloved Muslim terrorists?
Posted by: Elric the Blade
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[ponders]

Um...well...no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

125 Troll goodness:
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Royce White @Highway_30

10h
Don't tell me how to be a Black woman! Taking hormones are optional. The idea that a Trans woman has to subject herself to BIG PHARMA, is just another way for cis normative people to turn us into a commodity. I’m an ALL NATURAL Black trans lesbian with a penile aesthetic.

Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay
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Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

126 Ghouls deserve a ghoulish death.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (2GVsD)

127 And the yeast shall inherit the earth.

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (dK+Kv)

*Golf clap*

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (9ZFZd)

128 At least he didn't have to bob and weave on the tarmac!

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2026 06:22 PM (XeU6L)

129 108 Why does Francesca Hong look like a hung over gecko?
Posted by: Decaf at August 11, 2026 06:16 PM (ZNpJk)

I suspect it is the drug cocktail she takes to avoid being manic-depressive and taking another overdose of lithium. She looks wrung out like an old dishrag. Her brain likewise is wrung out with proggie nonsense and racism. I guess you are what you eat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:23 PM (4chwE)

130 The decade-long funeral the press would throw for their fallen comrades would be fucking insufferable, though.

One Iranian terrorist would disrupt that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD)

131 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

132 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

Oh goody.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (dK+Kv)

133 At least he didn't have to bob and weave on the tarmac!

"At least you got to land safely." - Sec. of Commerce Ron Brown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (2GVsD)

134 Alien space queen Doll Eyes Alex now looking for a fertile human male to impregnate her eggs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)

135 I imagine they get tons of US money. Where the hell does it all get siphoned off to?"

Porsche Latin America...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)

136 131 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

We'll see if she gets an upgrade or not. If she doesn't rope in a very rich sugardaddy, it means the DNC is dropping her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

137 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs. What a psycho. That guy is lucky to be free.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)

138 And the yeast shall inherit the earth.

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:12 PM (dK+Kv)

Mrs. Big Nose: [trying to hear Jesus' sermon on the mount] Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

Yeast it is!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (wVcYX)

139 Why does Francesca Hong look like a hung over gecko?
Posted by: Decaf

We demand an apology immediately. We are very cute when we don't drink too much.

Posted by: Geckos Anonymous at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)

140 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

141 Fran Drescher > Francesca Hong

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)

142 Here's a 'The War Zone' story about a US Army HUMVEE-mounted air defense missile system deployed to Trump's Bedminster, NJ, golf club when he played there this past weekend.

https://tinyurl.com/4cz55u3n

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (5rh/l)

143 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (MWfyi)

144 But the NTSB and the FAA will firmly declare that the mishap was caused by a spark from an abraded wire in the center fuel tank.
Posted by: Count de Monet
------

Pay no attention to the rocket trail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)

145 116 D-Lamp was a man before his time.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:19 PM (MWfyi)

A prophet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 11, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

146 Alien space queen Doll Eyes Alex now looking for a fertile human male to impregnate her eggs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)

I saw this movie. Species, wasn't it?

Mmmm, prime Natasha Henstridge . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (wVcYX)

147
Gref,

That is cool

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

148 And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
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Whoever made that decision deserves a medal. Afterall, we're supposed to reward the behavior not the outcome.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)

149 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)
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It just takes her more time in the morning.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

150 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Maybe he will release the sex tapes now out of spite.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)

151 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.
Posted by: fd
----

You just want to date me.

Posted by: AOC at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (XeU6L)

152 Alien space queen Doll Eyes Alex now looking for a fertile human male to impregnate her eggs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)

Speaking of yeast . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

153 And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.
-----

Whoever made that decision deserves a medal. Afterall, we're supposed to reward the behavior not the outcome.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)
---
AF1-B.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

154 "You just want to date me.
Posted by: AOC"

You already are dated. Isn't that the reason for the egg freezin?

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:31 PM (MWfyi)

155 137 Broke up with her boyfriend and is freezing her eggs. What a psycho. That guy is lucky to be free.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)

She is freezing her dried up, old, worthless eggs for heaven only knows what reason. If you don't harvest them younger, you get pretty much nothin'. But then, who expected AOC to believe science anyway?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (4chwE)

156 Taylor Lorenz's eggs have been frozen since the Lesser Dryas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD)

157 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

One less,
bell to answer . . .

Posted by: Burt Bacharach & Hal David for The Fifth Dimension, backed by The Wrecking Crew at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (wVcYX)

158 156 Taylor Lorenz's eggs have been frozen since the Lesser Dryas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD)

Dodged a bullet there. Harridans should not be allowed to reproduce, but it appears most of them choose not to, by default.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (4chwE)

159 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.
Posted by: fd
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You have caused me to look into the difference between 'repulsive' and 'repugnant':

"Repugnant and repulsive both describe something that causes strong feelings of disgust or aversion. However, "repugnant" often implies a moral or ethical objection, while "repulsive" focuses more on physical disgust."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (XeU6L)

160 87 Odds the Miami Dolphins win a game this year?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:06 PM (KGj36)
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Pats fan here... you'll win at least one. We can't ever seem to win in Miami

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (hRGul)

161 Doll Eyes Alex will hire a surrogate if she ever thaws out the eggs for fertilization. And then hire a nanny to raise the spawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (2GVsD)

162 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Maybe he will release the sex tapes now out of spite.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)
——

Of her with the white woman?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (i+vnO)

163 She is freezing her dried up, old, worthless eggs for heaven only knows what reason.
......

Maybe she wants to clone a hybrid donkeybaby.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (UjdFS)

164 She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

The eggs decision followed the break up or the realization of an imminent break up. We're just getting word of the break up now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

165 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

She knows it won't look good on the Democrat nomination campaign trail, beginning in about a year, to have a white guy as her future husband.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2026 06:35 PM (5rh/l)

166 She is freezing her dried up, old, worthless eggs for heaven only knows what reason.
......

Maybe she wants to clone a hybrid donkeybaby.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (UjdFS)

COTW nominee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)

167 AOC is not hot. I don't care what anybody says. She's repulsive.
Posted by: fd
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You have caused me to look into the difference between 'repulsive' and 'repugnant':

"Repugnant and repulsive both describe something that causes strong feelings of disgust or aversion. However, "repugnant" often implies a moral or ethical objection, while "repulsive" focuses more on physical disgust."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (XeU6L)
—-

She was never hot. She was pretty in her younger days (watch the college dancing video) and has a nice body, albeit with the Wall approaching.

Her claim to fame is that she’s reasonably attractive with a nice body in a profession with wall-to-wall Trigglypuffs.

She’s a DC 7.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (i+vnO)

168 Within a couple months, DC society reporters will report breathlessly about AOC's """new""" whirlwind romance with Prominent Democrat Party Insider X.

A couple of weeks later, Capitol Hill reporters will start publishing unsourced scuttlebutt about how the DSA/Left and the Party establishment are both cautiously hopeful that their burgeoning relationship will produce a fusion candidate that can bring Democrats together in 2028.

Bank it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (BI5O2)

169 Hey, the DC-7 was a good airliner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (2GVsD)

170 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

---------------

"Call me! We can make beautiful frozen embryos together for our golden years ..." -- Megan Rappin'ho

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (PfArb)

171 131 Hey everyone, AOC broke up with her boyfriend. She's a free agent!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:24 PM (NFRf7)

Huh. The speculation that she was hiding from financial disclosures doesn't make sense now. Either he would be absconding with their ill-gotten gains, or he would be handing them over and she would have to put them on the books. Maybe he really was just commitment-averse all along, and her geriatric-egg-freezing display brought matters to a head.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (Sy6m/)

172 She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

The eggs decision followed the break up or the realization of an imminent break up. We're just getting word of the break up now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

What bleak, soulless, joyless lives these idiots live. Every waking moment is devoted to garnering attention and feeling important.

I enjoy my quiet life with my wife and family. The less attention I receive, the better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ)

173 She must have read my comment earlier about how he was never gonna go through with the wedding. Now she can find herself a good muslim feminist communist to silently support her dreams to become the next Democrat woman to not be elected President.
-----

In other great news, Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

174 "repulsive" focuses more on physical disgust."

Ok fine she's repugnulsive.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:38 PM (MWfyi)

175 Ok fine she's repugnulsive.

So Vegemite?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)

176 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

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Trump Had to Change Planes in Turkey to Avoid a "Credible Iranian Assassination Threat."
Jake Tapper Makes the Story All About, Get This, Jake Tapper.