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"Sports" Illustrated: Sophie Cunningham getting clotheslined was "karma" for saying that women's sports should be for women:
Gee I wonder why this writer is so keen on seeing the pretty white straight girl get brutalized:
The trans lunatic who fled the oppression of Drumpf's Amerikkka, only to wind up in a Dutch refugee camp filled with trans-hating Muslims, has now fled back to the comfort and safety of Drumpf's Amerikka.
And he's still complaining.
An American transgender refugee is back in the United States after spending a period inside a dangerous asylum center in the Netherlands, but she's still not happy with the US.
Jane-Michelle Arc, 48, fled to Ter Apel, the Netherlands' largest refugee camp, after Trump was re-elected in 2024 - saying that she feared for her safety as a trans woman living in America.
She claimed asylum in the European country - and while she endured tough conditions in the sqaulid camp where stabbings and attacks are commonplace, she came to the realization that she actually wanted to return to her native California.
Now, Arc has returned to America - and she is already complaining.
'The situation I have in the US as a trans person, not good, right? But here, I will be hurt or killed,' Arc told local outlet Pow News.
'It is too dangerous to walk to the grocery store because of the people that live in the camp, and I'm one of them, I live here. You see these guys in yellow vests, they actually wear them because there are so many stabbings.'
Ter Apel has been deemed dangerous by the Red Cross, who said aid volunteers feel 'unsafe' at the site, adding that violence 'cannot be controlled.'
Last month, Arc returned to the US, but the software engineer's transition back to the States hasn't been the easiest.
From the healthcare system to the expensive grocery prices, she's finding life difficult along the Pacific Coast after a year away.
'First time shopping in the US, and In-N-Out too. America is really, really loud and overwhelming. And everything is so expensive,' she wrote on Threads shortly after returning.
'The Dutch complain about groceries being expensive, but good grief, San Francisco is a whole different experience.'
A few weeks ago, she celebrated being back in the US for a week by acknowledging how much more 'comfortable' the States are.
Despite the ease of living more safely, she complained that the 'transphobia is quite overt.'
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She also complained about the ongoing debate about transgender athletes in sports, as she is a triathlon athlete herself who has written about competing and winning women's events.
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She wrote about not having toiletries inside the asylum center and wearing filthy clothing.
From her bedside on her first night, she wrote about not being afraid in the center.
'I am not afraid someone is going to threaten to kill me while screaming slurs at me outside this door. I am not afraid I will be arrested and killed in a men's jail for peeing in a public restroom. I am not afraid that one group of people is using me as a pawn in a greater ideological war against another group of people,' she wrote.
'I can't describe the feeling of that stuff not being on my shoulders. It's been there now for a long time.'
In a later post, Arc, who also posts online under the name Max Toegang, wrote: 'This place is f**king dire, and it has problems. But hate and aggression aren't the problems.'
She also detailed how the center told her to 'be careful who I hang out with and where I go' after she got 'sideways looks from Muslims.'
It is unclear when Arc started to feel physically unsafe at the center.
FOR FURTHER REVIEW
When this narcissistic schizophrenic malcontent shoots up a school, how many children do you think he'll murder?
The FBI opened its probe into Jeff Sessions -- to drive him out of the AG position and install the compliant liberal Rod Rosenthal -- even after Sessions corrected his trivial misstatement about speaking to DC-fixture Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak.
They did so based on a letter from hyperpartisan Democrat senators.
The FBI opened a probe into sitting Attorney General Jeff Sessions in May 2017 for potentially making false statements to Congress about Russian contacts even though he had already updated the disputed testimony, newly declassified documents show.
The evidence to support the probe -- codenamed MARCH TOLL and opened one day after FBI Director James Comey was fired by President Donald Trump -- was a weeks-old letter from Democrats and an article from a liberal news site, the memos show.
The bureau's investigative files into the Sessions matter were declassified by President Donald Trump and made public Monday by the White House Government Transparency Task Force.
The investigation was predicated on evidence contained in a March 20, 2017, letter to Comey from two Democrat senators on the Judiciary Committee, Patrick Leahy of Vermont and Al Franken of Minnesota.
The senators argued that Sessions made false statements in his confirmation hearing earlier that year when he testified about communications with members of the Russian government.
A Trump administration official told reporters the timing of the investigation raises concerns because it was opened right after Comey's firing and more than a month and a half after the Democratic senators wrote to the FBI.
NEW: Man who has been arrested 22 times in just 6 years has been arrested for trying to r*pe a woman in the Daffin Park bathrooms in Savannah, Georgia.
30-year-old Lashawa Doyle has been arrested 8 times in 2026 so far.
Imagine looking at these two photos and claiming that the white girl is the one who should have been ejected -- not the person trying to rip her head off.
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 10, 2026 06:33 PM (van9r)
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This made me laugh out loud:
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox
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5h
Royce White says his fear of flying that ended his NBA career early was actually the “transgender trapped inside of me... that gave me an aversion to small spaces.” 😅
WHITE: “I realized my fear of flying really wasn't a fear of flying. It was the transgender trapped inside of me, caged inside of me, that gave me an aversion to small spaces.”
PROFESSOR PENN: “Oh, that makes perfect sense.”
WHITE: “A transgender trapped deep down inside of them. And so they think... they're claustrophobic. Not really claustrophobic. It's the transgender that's trapped.”
Royce White was the 16th overall pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, but his fear of flying led his career to end in just three NBA games.
In a recent Fox News interview, White said he’s “just having a blast in my feminine era” and that “after further review... it would appear that I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman.”
He has now declared himself eligible for the WNBA draft.
Posted by: beckster at August 10, 2026 06:34 PM (kX27y)
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And the pop ups are back. It was nice for the one thread I was in today.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2026 06:37 PM (VCgbV)
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The trans lunatic who fled the oppression of Drumpf's Amerikkka, only to wind up in a Dutch refugee camp filled with trans-hating Muslims, has now fled back to the comfort and safety of Drumpf's Amerikka.
And he's still complaining.
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Number #1 rule of Critical Theory club is: because we are locked in by our culture we cannot tell what the perfect culture would be, but we can steer our culture toward that by complaining about everything we don't like about it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:38 PM (Fi81e)
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I'm not sure I understand, are they now complaining that white people are too nice?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2026 06:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)
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Frances Gill is a stupid scrunt who thinks someone other than police will find criminals and send them somewhere other than jail. I guess.
Posted by: huerfano at August 10, 2026 06:40 PM (VJX5o)
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I can't believe things have gotten this crazy in my lifetime.
I also admit to giggling like a schoolgirl the first - and every subsequent time - that I read about that trans lunatic who thought he had it so bad in the USA that he needed to move to Holland.
Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2026 06:43 PM (Q+gd/)
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Hate to point it out, but if Black on Black crime in America were not counted, America would be one of the safest countries on earf.
Posted by: MkY at August 10, 2026 06:43 PM (q6tQZ)
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America Sucks Moose Dick and I am going to Europe where Trans people are respected...
I am back.... America Blows Big Time because of Trump, but I found out the Rest of the World really is a SHIT HOLE compared to Trump's EVIL America !!!!!!
Posted by: Typical Whiney, Little Liberal, Overeducated Trans Female at August 10, 2026 06:43 PM (uijxW)
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)
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I am mystified. What is this thing you call Sports Illustrated?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 10, 2026 06:45 PM (bX16E)
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Sports Illustrated used to have great writing and great photos . Dan Jenkins was a great writer, George Plimpton wrote there. I subscribed in the 70-90 and then got rid of it as you could tell they were more interested in advocacy then simply enjoying what sports is about
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2026 06:45 PM (0Oolu)
A liberal GOP Indiana State Senator has suffered a shocking defeat to his opponent following a recount, three months after he supposedly won.
As The Indianapolis Star reported, Trump-hating RINO State Senator Spencer Deery, who defied the President on redistricting, officially lost his race to conservative pro-Trump challenger Paula Copenhaver by three votes.
https://archive.is/UGmZE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 06:47 PM (Cqx++)
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33 Sports Illustrated used to have great writing and great photos . Dan Jenkins was a great writer, George Plimpton wrote there. I subscribed in the 70-90 and then got rid of it as you could tell they were more interested in advocacy then simply enjoying what sports is about
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2026 06:45 PM (0Oolu)
Now do Scientific American, National Geographic, Mechanics Illustrated ——
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 06:47 PM (Gqar8)
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I'm upset with the Muslims in the camp for not ridding us of the trans critter. The muzzies can't get anything right
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2026 06:48 PM (0Oolu)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)
40 SI went all social-justicy in the '90s. We went from Elle McPherson to Lizzo for the Swimsuit Issue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 06:48 PM (O0L8i)
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25 Hate to point it out, but if Black on Black crime in America were not counted, America would be one of the safest countries on earth.
You RACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCIST PIG. Persons of Color need to Kill, Rape, and Pillage to make a living in Trump's America !!!!!!!!
When we get a BLACK PRESIDENT, this will all change !
What.... We had a 0.5 Black President and it got worst?
NEVERMIND ............
Posted by: Typical Whiney, Little Liberal, Overeducated Trans Female at August 10, 2026 06:49 PM (uijxW)
42
I don't think the pop ups ever left. Brave helps on iPhone but the main page constantly reloads the entire time which makes navigating to certain posts and just getting into the comments tricky.
Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2026 06:49 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 10, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)
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You wouldn’t understand, it’s a “ Black Thing”. Ever heat that one before?
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 06:50 PM (Gqar8)
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So cops arresting non-white students are guilty of whiteness by being polite and nice?
OK, how about they are pricks, dominating and assholes like cops can be.
I'm gonna guess that would be racist too and not accetable either.
You cant win with these woke prog scholars
Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2026 06:50 PM (PTDkx)
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The senators argued that Sessions made false statements in his confirmation hearing earlier that year when he testified about communications with members of the Russian government.
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Let's remember that what Sessions forgot was an appointment the Obama administration put on Sessions' calendar with Russian diplomat Kislyak as the chair of of Foreign Affairs.
Kislyak's name is so all over the Russian stuff, that it's clear he was a Dem errand boy. Kislyak was such a threat to the US that a big group of Dems had a group photo with them in the SAME YEAR.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e)
47The SROs "used niceness as a strategy for upholding a system of Whiteness that systematically privileges White people and excludes those who fall outside of Whiteness," the scholars conclude in the paper's discussion section.
It's curious how disappointed these academics get when cops don't beat and brutalize the minority youth they encounter.
You'd almost think that the academics enjoy seeing minority youth beaten and brutalized.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 10, 2026 06:50 PM (vJrRc)
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Arc left the US after she was unable to renew her passport as a woman
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Who let him back in?
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)
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Democrats think switching the races of who they are racist against makes them heroes instead of just the Klan in new robes.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)
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>>So cops arresting non-white students are guilty of whiteness by being polite and nice?
Bring back the Night Sticks. You won't hear 80% of the population complaining.
Just the same 20%.
Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2026 06:52 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 06:52 PM (UjdFS)
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Why wasn't all this Men can use Women's Bathrooms crap not around when I was 16 Y/O !!!!
It would have been great for the T Levels that were the highest to see all that T&A and it was OK with the School Administration!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 10, 2026 06:53 PM (SOf5W)
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A liberal GOP Indiana State Senator has suffered a shocking defeat to his opponent following a recount, three months after he supposedly won.
As The Indianapolis Star reported, Trump-hating RINO State Senator Spencer Deery, who defied the President on redistricting, officially lost his race to conservative pro-Trump challenger Paula Copenhaver by three votes.
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So is that 7 out of 7 that lost or is it 6 out of the 7?
Either way, it's a slow process but we are driving these losers out of the party.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 10, 2026 06:53 PM (3cUTc)
Asian: 1.1
White: 2.0
Hispanic: 5.5
American Indian: 9.3
Black: 27.5
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 06:52 PM (O0L8i)
Were the stats hard to unearth?
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar8)
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A couple fake but true Carrington - Cunningham videos.
Carrington: "She should be charged with assault for trying to take off my wig."
https://tinyurl.com/cjrka39a
Carrington: "She is jealous of my natural blond hair."
https://tinyurl.com/2nkzbaue
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at August 10, 2026 06:54 PM (KcT4I)
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A buddy from Church is a retired cop, but I knew him when he was active.
He'd tell me about how, as a Christian, he viewed part of his job to talk to guys and have some frank discussions about how they might get their life back on track.
I guess that's racist "niceness", now.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e)
58You'd almost think that the academics enjoy seeing minority youth beaten and brutalized.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Incidental in getting all SROs removed from schools. Revolution always, tovarish.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2026 06:55 PM (diia5)
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Arc's dog looks mentally ill, too.
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 06:52 PM (UjdFS)
I was about to say 'nah, probably just a joke.' But I looked and that dog does seem off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 10, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)
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don't think the pop ups ever left. Brave helps on iPhone but the main page constantly reloads the entire time which makes navigating to certain posts and just getting into the comments tricky.
Posted by: nckate
I'm right here.
Posted by: Brave browser at August 10, 2026 06:55 PM (3QsZU)
61 Were the stats hard to unearth?
Posted by: tubal
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I had to labor for 30 seconds!
https://tinyurl.com/2bysppzf
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)
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Running an experiment right now, using my standard Qwant browser ( a skin over Safari), and, no popups so far.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 06:57 PM (Gqar8)
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Ace has yet to learn what clotheslined means on sports.
My guess is not an athlete in high school and certainly doesn't hang out in blue collar sports bars
Posted by: Paul at August 10, 2026 06:57 PM (gwTJ4)
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I don't think the pop ups ever left. Brave helps on iPhone but the main page constantly reloads the entire time which makes navigating to certain posts and just getting into the comments tricky.
Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2026 06:49 PM (enNUy)
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I do. I created a user script to send them to the cornfield. I turned it off earlier today, and haven't had to re-enable it yet.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:57 PM (Fi81e)
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I'm right here.
Posted by: Brave browser at August 10, 2026 06:55 PM (3QsZU)
She's saying she's still having issues with brave on iPhone.
I really dunno what to say. Never have any of the reported difficulties reported either on phone or at home (brave both.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 10, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)
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Wait! If a SRO is black and he is polite to students of color he is dealing with, is he guilty of Whiteness (i.e. racism) too?
This is so confusing.
Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2026 06:58 PM (PTDkx)
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Were the stats hard to unearth?
Posted by: tubal
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I had to labor for 30 seconds!
https://tinyurl.com/2bysppzf
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)
Thanks. So, not a secret, just something ignored by many.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 06:58 PM (Gqar8)
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Paul is always hearing about the Knicks while getting railed by some dude in the arena men's room.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 10, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
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Over night arrests last night Charlotte 11% white whites.
Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)
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Do not have issues with ace’s place on my phone, iPad or laptop. Of course I use an ad blocker on all 3.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 10, 2026 06:59 PM (2NHgQ)
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@33 - "He's a pitcher, part yogi and part recluse..."
Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 06:59 PM (qZ8QF)
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My favorite on the retarded IN state senators, who refused redistricting, was the one that justified defying the will of his constituents over his personal offense that Trump said "retard" bc his daughter is mentally handicapped.
That retard really showed Trump, didn't he?
Better the Democrats retain power than a bad word be said in public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 10, 2026 06:59 PM (3cUTc)
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Remember folks, the person who said that Sophie Cunningham should have been ejected, her vote counts just as much as yours and she is totally retarded.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 10, 2026 06:59 PM (9CZQg)
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I don't understand a bit of that red text niceness gibberish.
Do not ever use any of the public facilities in Savannah anytime day or night. To bad for the lady. The shit you see just out and walking about, let alone trapped in a small room with only one exit. Savannah is not safe. You think it is some quaint southernbell city. Well let me tell you, they have all the crime of big cities like ATL but concentrated into a smaller area.
Take the probability of you getting jacked in a big crime filled city and then multiply that by the following ratio: area_big_ass_city/area_savannah
Now you know.
Posted by: banana Dream - math, yes, but it could save your life at August 10, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: tubal
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Super-easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)
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Haven’t been interested in sports for years. WNBA. Go figure
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 10, 2026 07:00 PM (gN+5I)
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>>Hate to point it out, but if Black on Black crime in America were not counted, America would be one of the safest countries on earth.
The real numbers are even worse than the posted ones. When you look at the number of black and brown people who are arrested for crimes and listed as white you really get an idea how bad the real numbers are.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)
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73 Remember folks, the person who said that Sophie Cunningham should have been ejected, her vote counts just as much as yours and she is totally retarded.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 10, 2026 06:59 PM (9CZQg)
And, uber racist and ugly. But mostly retatrded.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:01 PM (Gqar8)
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The GOP are a bunch of suckers. In more ways than one. They get played every time. It's like they want it like that.
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Not everyone is a rich twat like Rosie O'Donnell who can pick and choose where they stay outside the old USA. Amirite there, Janey?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 10, 2026 07:01 PM (QaH55)
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eh, they'll like it a lot less when whiteness gives up on the idea of niceness and starts giving back what they get.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 10, 2026 07:02 PM (VyBeY)
82 I get the ads everytime i refresh the page. I just click on the X and they are gone.
No problemo.
Posted by: four seasons at August 10, 2026 07:03 PM (/QHx4)
83 Thanks. So, not a secret, just something ignored by many.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 06:58 PM (Gqar
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Crime statistics are sufficiently granular (when reported!) that it's not a huge effort to find where and who commits most crimes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 07:03 PM (O0L8i)
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When we go to Savannah it's always teeming with crazy loud talking black hobos. Every square has its resident hobo. I don't think they ever caught the guy who threw acid on the chick last year.
Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2026 07:03 PM (enNUy)
85
Sports Illustrated peaked with Cheryl Tiegs in a white mesh swimsuit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 07:03 PM (wVcYX)
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33 Sports Illustrated used to have great writing and great photos . Dan Jenkins was a great writer, George Plimpton wrote there. I subscribed in the 70-90 and then got rid of it as you could tell they were more interested in advocacy then simply enjoying what sports is about
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2026 06:45 PM (0Oolu)
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The used to have a page in near the back called "Faces in the Crowd". They would highlight scholastic athletes and amateurs who achieved some milestone or achievement. It's pretty amazing the number of sports stars that were first recognized there. You might even find me in there somewhere if you dig deep enough. But, I eventually got a real job
Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Paul at August 10, 2026 07:04 PM (gwTJ4)
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If lightning strikes a tree and a branch falls on your car, that might be considered karma. When someone tries to injure you, because they don't like what you have to say, that is just a person being shitty. Know the difference!
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 10, 2026 07:04 PM (9CZQg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:04 PM (Ot/FD)
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The weasel words they use to get around attributing any positive trait just to white people is really something to watch.
They will say like "Rigor is associated with whiteness", to make it say that we should not consider people who exercise rigor superior to people who do not.
But they also say that acting in a way that prefers "whiteness" is "racist". Thus, pointing out that they are stratifying rigor by race, no matter what circumlocutions they use.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)
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Why wasn't all this Men can use Women's Bathrooms crap not around when I was 16 Y/O !!!!
It would have been great for the T Levels that were the highest to see all that T&A and it was OK with the School Administration!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 10, 2026 06:53 PM (SOf5W)
In high school, we had this grand plan to go through the drop ceilings near the gym and traverse through to mecca for scientific observation.
We never carried it out, because, although being 16yo boys, we weren't complete degenerates.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 10, 2026 07:05 PM (QaH55)
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"Hate to point it out, but if Black on Black crime in America were not counted, America would be one of the safest countries on earth"
Now do education. America then has some of the best test scores on the planet . (Those statistics are little harder to come by) Dems always their urban black thugs to make America look bad to the rest of the world.
Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2026 07:06 PM (PTDkx)
94Gee I wonder why this writer is so keen on seeing the pretty white straight girl get brutalized:
Subaru drivers need love, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)
But, then it came back *sad trombone* So, now it sucks.
Look there hundreds of countries to go live in besides the USA.
You hate white people and 'whiteness'? Plenty of countries with no white people. Leave.
People here don't appreciate your insane beliefs? Leave.
Want to live in a communist country? North Korea is singing your song. Leave.
Etc. Just leave. And don't come back.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2026 07:06 PM (iJfKG)
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Jane-Michelle Arc, 48, fled to Ter Apel, the Netherlands' largest refugee camp, after Trump was re-elected in 2024 - saying that she feared for her safety as a trans woman living in America.
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You don't feel safe because you are around mentally ill tans people all day, not because of Trump.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 10, 2026 07:06 PM (9CZQg)
Cornell updates dorm policy after students butcher bear in communal kitchen
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 05:58 PM (ndZc7)
Do it on the lawn out back, the cleanup is far easier, and the hot chicks will join for the barbeque afterwards.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:07 PM (rbvCR)
102
SophieMadeTheShot
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:42 PM
Again, a layup. Did she hit the free throw?
Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 07:08 PM (sl73Y)
106
I also admit to giggling like a schoolgirl the first - and every subsequent time - that I read about that trans lunatic who thought he had it so bad in the USA that he needed to move to Holland.
Oh, and Hi, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 10, 2026 06:40 PM (S7WXb)
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And then he moved back to San Francisco...Yeah, I could see where he'd be a mite confused...
107 In the 9th grade you could always count on girls to rat out other girls to boys about what they really looked like in the locker rooms; no peeping tom pervs needed.
Posted by: Auspex at August 10, 2026 07:09 PM (Y8DZL)
108 Francesca Hong in 2025: We're going to have to use the National Guard to arrest ICE agents.
People like Francesca aren't actually against "gun violence". They know they'll need the police and other armed agents of the State to use guns to take away guns from the populace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)
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>>> don't think the pop ups ever left. Brave helps on iPhone but the main page constantly reloads the entire time which makes navigating to certain posts and just getting into the comments tricky.
Posted by: nckate
I'm right here.
Posted by: Brave browser at August 10, 2026 06:55 PM (3QsZU)
The problem is Brave. It no longer works on iOS for getting to the site. One of the ads trigger an infinitely recuring reload. And it's impossible to interact with the site in the 2 microseconds after the site loads and it starts to reload.
Brave on iOS. Which is still the safari webkit but Safari itself doesn't have this problem. Been this way for a long while. Android Brave which is actually Brave doesn't have this problem. PC/Linux Brave versions, which are actually Brave, also don't have this problem. But iPhone and Brave can't be used on the main page.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)
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Is Kristen Wong an Actual writer for Sports Illustrated, or AI?
Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:10 PM (jo6FO)
Cornell updates dorm policy after students butcher bear in communal kitchen
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 05:58 PM (ndZc7)
Do it on the lawn out back, the cleanup is far easier, and the hot chicks will join for the barbeque afterwards.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:07 PM (rbvCR)
The odds that this wasn't an Ag school kid are essentially 0% with infinite precision.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:10 PM (Ot/FD)
112Always cook your bear well done.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:08 PM
Don't eat polar bear liver, though.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 10, 2026 07:10 PM (0sNs1)
117
In high school, we had this grand plan to go through the drop ceilings near the gym and traverse through to mecca for scientific observation.
We never carried it out, because, although being 16yo boys, we weren't complete degenerates.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
May we suggest an easier vantage point?
Posted by: Pee Wee Morris and Tommy Turner, Angel Beach High School at August 10, 2026 07:11 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:11 PM (Gqar8)
119
I got through only 21 questions before the Wonderlic 12-minute timer cut me off, although I appear to have answered them all correctly. I denounce myself.
Posted by: gp at August 10, 2026 07:12 PM (Jr5Lq)
120
Kosher to mention Fancy Asians and Jungle Asians?
Though this writer looks more like a swamp Asian!
Posted by: Goatweed at August 10, 2026 07:12 PM (jK3NL)
121
1926: "white people are oppressing us by forming the KKK which burns crosses and threatens if not carries out lynchings"
2026 "white people are oppressing us by being too nice"
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 10, 2026 07:13 PM (3/XaG)
122
I got this cheese, I don't know what variety, something fancy sounding I grabbed at krogers, with dried apricots mixed in and it is literally the best thing I have ever shoved in my mouth. Extremely delicious.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 07:13 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:13 PM (jo6FO)
125
115 Apparently white privilege America looks a lot like being a white basketball player getting mugged by black lesbians.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB)
If she's making 70% of what a man would make, and the other one is making 70% of what a man would make, but the first is making more than what the second makes because Black....
Is math actually racist? Wow. Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:14 PM (Ot/FD)
126
121 1926: "white people are oppressing us by forming the KKK which burns crosses and threatens if not carries out lynchings"
2026 "white people are oppressing us by being too nice"
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 10, 2026 07:13 PM (3/XaG)
Some people like to portray America as the 1866 version.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:14 PM (Gqar8)
129
So now there's not just Paris Syndrome, but Hollywood Syndrome.
What took so long?
Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:14 PM (jo6FO)
130
I learned niceness only very recently, and already it's an obsolete skill. Darn.
Posted by: gp at August 10, 2026 07:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
131
94 Gee I wonder why this writer is so keen on seeing the pretty white straight girl get brutalized:
Subaru drivers need love, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)
Hey, now.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)
132
Francesca Hong in 2025: We're going to have to use the National Guard to arrest ICE agents.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh stop it. You're killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 07:17 PM (2WIwB)
133
130 I learned niceness only very recently, and already it's an obsolete skill. Darn.
Posted by: gp at August 10, 2026 07:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
Luxury attitude. You guys!!
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:17 PM (Gqar8)
134
>>> In high school, we had this grand plan to go through the drop ceilings near the gym and traverse through to mecca for scientific observation.
We never carried it out, because, although being 16yo boys, we weren't complete degenerates.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
The theater kids at my college were doing some avant-garde play where one of the actors, a chick part, is nekid. Well they had all sorts of problems because janitors and building maintenance and all sorts of people were sneaking in on top where the lighting people do stuff to watch the practice. I mean they could have just paid to see the show. They had to hire security and the security was caught just watching.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)
135I got this cheese, I don't know what variety, something fancy sounding I grabbed at krogers, with dried apricots mixed in and it is literally the best thing I have ever shoved in my mouth. Extremely delicious.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2026 07:13 PM (3uBP9)
I bought two cans of Riga Gold sardines in tomato paste, and ate one, which was good. I will be using the second one as the red-sauce for my next pizza.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:18 PM (rbvCR)
136
Lady wears camouflage to hide next to detuned harpsichord. It's futile; everybody can see her:
youtube.com/watch?v=nmbJ3LScJW4
Posted by: gp at August 10, 2026 07:19 PM (Jr5Lq)
137
132 Francesca Hong in 2025: We're going to have to use the National Guard to arrest ICE agents.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh stop it. You're killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 07:17 PM (2WIwB)
"The hell, Captain? We can't do a thing like that."
"Sorry, those are our orders."
"Who gave them?"
"Francesca Hong."
"Fucking.... Who?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:19 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)
139
>> Might I suggest Sophie be the cover girl for the SI Swimsuit Issue?
She already has, not the cover girl, but we go this:
https://t.ly/KwI12
There are others.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 07:19 PM (w6EFb)
140
The problem is Brave. It no longer works on iOS for getting to the site. One of the ads trigger an infinitely recuring reload. And it's impossible to interact with the site in the 2 microseconds after the site loads and it starts to reload.
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This is the problem I have with brave.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2026 07:20 PM (VCgbV)
141
If Kirsten Wong and Jason Arday had a baby they would fight over its hair style.
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 07:20 PM (UjdFS)
142
banana Dream at August 10, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)
--Were undeess rehearsals really necessary?
Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:20 PM (jo6FO)
143Francesca Hong in 2025: We're going to have to use the National Guard to arrest ICE agents.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh stop it. You're killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 07:17 PM (2WIwB)
I think she needs her meds adjusted. Seriously, she is not competent to hand out parking tickets.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:20 PM (rbvCR)
144
Caitlin Clarke has not covered herself in glory, of late.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:21 PM (Gqar8)
145 dιjonaι carrιngтon♛
@DijonaiVictoria
I’ve never once claimed that the assessment of the foul was white privilege (that was your assumption). Try exercising your critical thinking skills, I know you studied psych. Furthermore, I’m the LAST thing from ignorant or asinine when it comes to speaking on “white privilege”, do ya research on that one. I actually went to school, one of the top universities might I add, to educate myself on this exact subject. I would never use that term as a rhetorical weapon knowing the historical and social weight it holds without having the proper evidence to substantiate it.
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So, if I understand correctly, the white privilege was her mere existence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 07:21 PM (ndZc7)
146
In the 9th grade you could always count on girls to rat out other girls to boys about what they really looked like in the locker rooms; no peeping tom pervs needed.
Posted by: Auspex
Or, you could climb up into the false ceiling above the girls locker room from the back of the auditorium and lay there for hours in the afternoon conducting scientific research.
But I wouldn't know anything about that.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 07:21 PM (VfaaV)
147
"Fuck you, asshole, I got a DEGREE in being this racist and stupid!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:22 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2026 07:24 PM (jo6FO)
151
A couple years back, I was informed by somebody who is aware of such things, in my old Hometown, an incident at a downtown parade that was unbelievably depraved. He asked me if I read the local newspaper (or website really) of course. Once in a while anyway. "Did you read about that in the paper?"
Half the shit never even makes it into the paper, never the news, nothing. Radio silence. it is that bad. Only reported if it has to be, for legal reasons or similar. And then only grudgingly, with minimal detail, no followup, nothing.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 07:24 PM (L7kQ0)
152
And "I wouldn't be calling you a poopyhead if you weren't a poopyhead" is some top tier ontological hermeneutics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:26 PM (Ot/FD)
153
102 SophieMadeTheShot
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:42 PM
Again, a layup. Did she hit the free throw?
Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 07:08 PM (sl73Y)
Hey layups aren't easy!
- Angel Reese
Also, not as easy when you get clobbered in-air mid shot. I think she did hit the free throw.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 10, 2026 07:27 PM (9ZFZd)
An image search on "glam shots of Sophie Cunningham" will be productive.
Posted by: publius
I'm a fan, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 07:27 PM (ZLygy)
155
152 And "I wouldn't be calling you a poopyhead if you weren't a poopyhead" is some top tier ontological hermeneutics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:26 PM (Ot/FD)
They have a journalism degree. They won’t understand the words you are using. Except the poopyhead part.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2026 07:28 PM (Gqar8)
156
I did not have the WNBA being the epicenter of the culturequake on my bingo card for 2026.
An image search on "glam shots of Sophie Cunningham" will be productive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 07:23 PM (w6EFb)
She's a tall drink of water.
Posted by: Mel Tillis at August 10, 2026 07:30 PM (9ZFZd)
163
Fuck's aches, just that one tweet is a damn motherlode of stupidity. It's like the epicenter of a planet-killer asteroid of raw interstellar Stupid that smacked ass first into Gondwanaland and just bided its time until some enterprising young halfwit with a gland disorder could find it and claim it all for herself.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2026 07:32 PM (Ot/FD)
164Subaru drivers need love, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:06 PM
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Hey, now.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2026 07:17 PM
Well, Glock shooters need love, also.
And you get both, so quit yer bellyachin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
165
>>>I did not have the WNBA being the epicenter of the culturequake on my bingo card for 2026.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
>The WNBA is a league of skanks and bullies. On the bright side, wigs sales should be booming.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 10, 2026 07:32 PM (iySPJ)
168
SophieMadeTheShot
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 06:42 PM
Again, a layup. Did she hit the free throw?
Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 07:08 PM (sl73Y)
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While being mugged?!
Let me remind you that the male league is the He-touched-me-during-my-shot! league.
I don't care about the WNBA, I ultimately don't care about the Fever or Sophie or Caitlin. But I can appreciate somebody making a basket while being face-hugged.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e)
169
if the cops had NOT restrained George Floyd, they would have been charged and convicted of Niceness in the Third Degree, with a Whiteness enhancement.
Posted by: zombie at August 10, 2026 07:35 PM (Av6i5)
170 I had a bubble eyed gold fish that looked like Francesca Hong.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 10, 2026 07:37 PM (OkYzo)
171
There was a 7.5 earthquake about 150 miles due west of Bogotá Colombia this morning, current count is 50 dead and 100 missing, both numbers will go up of course.
The region is less populated than the area that got hit in Venezuela a month ago.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)
172 15 Frances Gill is a stupid scrunt who thinks someone other than police will find criminals and send them somewhere other than jail. I guess.
Posted by: huerfano at August 10, 2026 06:40 PM
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The criminals will be released to commit more crimes. The criminals will be aware that nothing will happen to them. This is already being done in many cities. The DSA wants it to be done everywhere.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 07:41 PM (azNOR)
173
Niceness as "whiteness" actually lends credence to the phrase that I have never said "That's mighty white of you!"
But that's probably racist white analysis-ability rearing its head!
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2026 07:42 PM (Fi81e)
174
Why do we not have a Judge Dredd series on one of these streaming services? I want to be entertained not lectured to.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 10, 2026 07:51 PM (iySPJ)