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To appear headless while taking a photo, known as "horsemaning", was a popular way to pose in the 1920's.

Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface. This unique form of posing gained popularity during the 1920s and was considered a photography trend at the time.

To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose. One person positions themselves with their head hidden or tilted backward, while the other conceals their body, revealing only their head in the photograph. The term "Horsemaning" originated from the Headless Horseman, a malevolent character depicted in Washington Irving's 1820 short story titled "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow."

In 2011, Horsemaning experienced a resurgence on Facebook, and numerous photos attempting to recreate the original trend started circulating on platforms like Buzzfeed. This revitalization brought renewed attention to the peculiar and imaginative art of Horsemaning.


ICYMI: Police cat.

The mountains of Pluto.

Stage V Clinger.

Baby goat wants to cuddle.

Duckling defiant disorder.

Puppy wants to help with engine repair.

Kids adopt a tick-ridden puppy off the street.

Puppy goes HAM on his new favorite duck-toy.

Tiger cub goes crazy on her toys.

Baby elephant makes a leaf "wig."




Feline Disrespect Simulator:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Had to beg the ad to let me call Nood

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

3
Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

4 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

5 Jaysus, something may be happening here in Alaska.

F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.

They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)

6 Didn't show the collie taking the ball back upstream to let it float downstream again.

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Nope. It's memes all the way down.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (VHUov)

8 Maybe Chinese are playing with their balloons again

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Plutonian mountains are cool. Make Pluto a Planet Again!

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)

10 Ace, you are awesome. Thank you so much for this site. It’s the greatest site.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)

11 I suppose it's better than planking.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (/k3in)

12 As the immortal Emily Littella said, never mind.

I forgot there's going to be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.

Durrrrrr...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (IG3/x)

13 10 Ace, you are awesome. Thank you so much for this site. It’s the greatest site.
Posted by: Bulg

Nobody likes a Brown-Noser!

Posted by: Teacher's Pet at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (JM9I6)

14 Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (2Drhq)

15 And shouldn't it be "horsemanning?"

"Horsemaning" looks like it should be horse + mane + ing. Like you're describing a mohawk-mullet combo.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)

16
Owners found their missing husky hanging out with bears during a drone search..


Husky: Hey! Hey, guys! You wanna go eat my humans. It's mean I get the baby but you can have all the others.

Hey, c'mon! It'll be fun. I mean, they deserve it anyhow. Those bastards won't let me drink outta the toilet!

C'mon guys! let's do it. Pleeeeeeeeease!
...
...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:42 PM (iJfKG)

17
It took New Horizons over 15 months to send the data back to earth using the Deep Space Network big dish receivers. Download speed was 1 -2 kbps.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

18 13. Ace’s gotta loan the Vespa to me somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

19 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)

20
Due to all the mountains,

the Plutonians are great yodelers.

Better than the Swisss.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (iJfKG)

21 Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

It's an older meme but it checks out.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)

22
Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.
Posted by: Delurker

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I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)

23 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

Amazing! We may not have gotten flying cars and vacations on the moon, but we got to live through some cool science.

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (2Drhq)

24 > 19 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)

Ask me how that works.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)

25 Retired about 4 times
But I do my little remodeling Project Mgr for a friend
Keeps me getting up
Keeps me out there
I have 1 more biz idea but cannot pull the trigger

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

26 The ad if fkkn with me too muvh
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

27
Some astronomers managed to actually image the dust cloud kicked up by the Falcon 9 2nd stage the other day. This is some damned impressive imaging:

https://t.ly/yY8rS

The poster there is the head of the MIDAS group at the IAA-CSIC group based in Spain. MIDAS stands for Moon Impact Detection and Analysis System. This is their specialty, observing lunar meteor strikes, and if anyone could've done this, it was them.

They have the Midas touch, you might say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

28 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)

29 Plutonian mountains are cool. Make Pluto a Planet Again!
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)

A bunch of drunk astronomers at a convention have no power to demote Pluto from planet status. Screw them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (uhVAy)

30 > I forgot there's going to be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.

Heard from a family member that they've got Blue Angel Super Hornets doing zoomies over their part of town.

That definitely explains it.

If you think the Air Force is going to let the Navy zoom around over their city without a response, well...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)

31 28 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)

Yesss!!! Double high-five!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

32 > 28 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)

Excellent news!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)

33
The New Horizons transmitter is X-band, at just 12W power. Detecting that signal from earth has been compared to seeing a flashlight from across the width of the US, 3000 miles distance.

The reason for this amazing sensitivity is the bands chosen for space communication have extremely low natural background noise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)

34 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

35 Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.
Posted by: Delurker

===============

I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)

I have a cat that will swat at the tails of cats on YT videos on a TV hooked to the internet. She has brothers to mess with if she wants real tussles.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (uhVAy)

36 5 Jaysus, something may be happening here in Alaska.

F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.

They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Awiens.....

Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kittuh at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (pLaQB)

37 Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

It's an older meme but it checks out.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)

Cheezburger cat meme photos were started back in the early 1900s

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)

38
THe South Korena Dunari lunar orbiter also got some before and after shots of the impact:

https://t.ly/ZyrtD

LRO's position wasn't favorable, but it will be taking some images when it flies over in a few days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)

39
*runs finger over Café table top*
*shakes head in disgust*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)

40
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

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FAHBulous.

I once literally busted out of a hospital. I was in a foreign country and I'd had it. I called two friends for help. "I'm leaving!" I yelled at the nurse. She literally shook a needle at me and yelled back, "The doctor's going to be mad about this!" Doctor shrugged. Okay. Craziest thing ever, I was on crutches, had to go down a flight of broken concrete steps with an ice-covered puddle at the bottom and get a cab outta there. And that was the OUTSIDE of the hospital. The inside, don't get me started...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (mmrXZ)

41

Police Cat
🚨IN COLOR🚨

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Cqx++)

42 AI still gives you data and not information
Illegals cost about $400 B
ok what does that mean
Ok it is Costco or Cat or Oracle Market Cap
So now what do I know?
I know a lot of people work for them and feed and house their families
But what if it is a sucking sound of people that demand you feed and house their families.
What if the people SUCK $400 B out of your life?
Do you have $1500 buck to spend on other people that do not want to join your system?
Why cant Republican leadership point out the COST?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

43 I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

Tosses flash bangs, pops smoke for helo extraction.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

44 There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)

45 And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)

46
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

___________

Got your dummy to leave in your bed?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)

47 There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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Actually, I think there are police cats in a few localities.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (FZ29D)

48
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)


He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)

49 >>> Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

=====

Skip is first? That has got to be a first.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (QFchU)

50 The reason we need more data centers has never been more vividly demonstrated than by that cat video.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

51
There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

___________

But there are ship's cats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)

52 The mountains of Pluto.

"It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot."

-------------

Flat Plutonians hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (+n6Zq)

53 48
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)

He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)


Ewe guys.... 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 08:04 PM (XPqtf)

54 I could see police goats. But, police sheep?

Derp derp derp derp derp...

Stinkin' woolies are dumb. and stinky. And dumb.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

55
*receives DM from insurance*

"Are there tripping hazards in your house?"

*looks at The Big Dummy sleeping*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)

56
Pluto's mountains are water ice. At those temperatures ice is like rock.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)

57 Cats are not reliably trainable for police work. Unless tripping people as they go down stairs or something like that.

Good mousers

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (Y+6my)

58 So what happened today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

59 Police Sheep.

He's a Baaaaa-d mutha (shut yo mouth!)

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2Drhq)

60
So what happened today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

____________

Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (O0L8i)

61 Finalized the flooring order, replacing all of the carpet in the house with wide oak plank flooring, which is most of the house.

It cost a lot but it's well worth it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (XV/Pl)

62 Are we dreaming of electric sheep now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)

63 Police cats work mice.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)

64
But there are ship's cats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Lucifer, go to sea
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat
Somewhere, anywhere

That cat's something I can't explain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)

65 The poster there is the head of the MIDAS group at the IAA-CSIC group based in Spain. MIDAS stands for Moon Impact Detection and Analysis System. This is their specialty, observing lunar meteor strikes, and if anyone could've done this, it was them.

They have the Midas touch, you might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)
=====

Yeah that job is already taken

Posted by: Space Intruder Detector at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (JvZF+)

66 Hmm.. "Headless Body on Topless Garden Bench" just doesn't have the same ring to me.

Evening, Horde! Again, I won't make the ONT but maybe I can stay awake a bit to dally in this thread.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (SgdqL)

67 Did You Know?

Famed automobile designer Raymond Loewy was brought in to help design human factors on Skylab

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (Y+6my)

68 Wait?

Maine has passed three laws to interfere with ICE activities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

69 Got your dummy to leave in your bed?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
=====

She's going to knock out a candy-striper with an ether-soaked rag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (JvZF+)

70
Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*tosses beer*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (wOO3z)

71 Hadrian

Good for you. Take a long break.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)

72 Police cats are good for mildly disappointed stares.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (JvZF+)

73 "Horsemaning" looks like it should be horse + mane + ing. Like you're describing a mohawk-mullet combo.

Me, too. I was reading the article trying to see where the horse mane came in.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (wn0/z)

74 Maine's ICE out of Home Law seeks to prevent landlords from sharing information with ICE on suspect tenants.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

75
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)

76 Lots of anonymous tips In Maine

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:19 PM (wOO3z)

77 There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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In an effort to seem less evil and brutal, the Chinese police have been pushing photos (AI of course) of cats in police vests. They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and train them to help the glorious Peoples Republic!

Is there nothing Xi Jinping Thought can't do?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

78 Maine has passed three laws to interfere with ICE activities.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
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It's FAFO time!

Posted by: That guy who always things it's a time at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

79 75
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)

I don't get anything like that! Instead, I get displaced and angry swarms of gnats.

To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

80 In an effort to seem less evil and brutal, the Chinese police have been pushing photos (AI of course) of cats in police vests. They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and train them to help the glorious Peoples Republic!

"Black cat or white cat?" Deng Xioping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)

81 They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and eat them.

Posted by: The Real Story at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

82 >>>Horsemaning

If it's about a Horseman, shouldn't it be spelled horsemanning? As opposed to horsemaning, which would seem to be something about a horse's mane.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (syz1S)

83 Remember when they got so mad every day about the crumbling state of "our democracy" because some people did something at the capitol and it was all "OMG insurrection" and the "darkest day in history"?

And now they're just running 50 *candidates* that are like "yeah, down with the fucking USA and every greedy capitalist pig scum inside it, eliminate Congress and the Jews, empty the prisons, and fuck yourself and die America".

And the DNC is whistling pretending they've got nothing to do with it. But they're not exactly flipping out - are they. Fuckin' scumbag commie left.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)

84 To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

Hobos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)

85 "Black cat or white cat?" Deng Xioping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)
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Speaking of China, I've just posted Part 3 of my series on a PLA invasion of Taiwan - The Chicoms Are Not The Soviets. It's a discussion of the significant differences in military and culture.

Link in nic. No idea how many parts there will be, I'm just thinking on the page. You might enjoy it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)

86 Oh kami-sama

The Maine Commies are wrapping the Castle Doctrine around their twisted evil idea of protecting illegal aliens renting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (2GVsD)

87 Remember when they got so mad every day about the crumbling state of "our democracy" because some people did something at the capitol and it was all "OMG insurrection" and the "darkest day in history"?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)
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And lame duck GOP senators get their nuts tied in a knot over those non-violent people getting compensation while the Maoists are taking pot shots at ICE.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)

88 "If it's about a Horseman, shouldn't it be spelled horsemanning? As opposed to horsemaning, which would seem to be something about a horse's mane.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous "

I think, that if you had a time machine, and went back into time, and made sure the word "horsemaning" was spelled with two 'n's from the very first, and then did nothing else and came right back, the course of history would not be altered.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)

89 84 To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

Hobos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)

What?? In MY privileged corner of NOVA?? Harumph, harumph, harumph!! (Deh hobos may assemble out in Prince William County, Darlink!)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (SgdqL)

90 2 Fun Ice Facts:

1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!

2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (lCppi)

91 > 19 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)

Ask me how that works.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)

What he said.

Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson at August 06, 2026 08:31 PM (wVcYX)

92 I think Chloe the Bengal Kitty has consolidated her new empire.

She's surveying her domain from on top of my bookshelves in my office.

Poor Penny has been relegated to a lower position on top of the cat tree next to my window.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)

93
1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!

2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!
Posted by: LASue

===============

Well well. Is pool contractor looking for any legal locals to employ?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)

94 So I guess Abigail Shapiro's ugly brother decided to lump Franco in with communists and the wise residents of X wouldn't have it.

It is of course absurd. The man was a hero, and a very reluctant dictator. In an alternate universe, he'd have retired on a pension and no one would know who he was, but of course the Spanish left had to do its thing, killing clergy, assassinating center-right politicians and so he was forced to act.

There's a good book on the topic, btw.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)

95
AS you know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.

She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

96 Poor Penny has been relegated to a lower position on top of the cat tree next to my window.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
---
Since I started giving Mittens more canned tuna, her sense of pride and wrath against the usurper Dakota has revived, and rather than meekly surrender her food, she's issuing sharp physical rebukes.

She's also showing her displeasure with the state of the family room by marking the carpet like Bomber Command.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)

97
Imagine WWII where Mussolini was as shrewd as Franco, making nice noises toward Hitler but keeping out of the whole thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)

98 Thunder & lightning

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Ydd86)

99 V95
AS y8u know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.

She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

"Revies online evidence"

Hrrm, homm. Let's not be hasty here!

Posted by: Treebeard at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (SgdqL)

100 It is of course absurd. The man was a hero, and a very reluctant dictator. In an alternate universe, he'd have retired on a pension and no one would know who he was, but of course the Spanish left had to do its thing, killing clergy, assassinating center-right politicians and so he was forced to act.

There's a good book on the topic, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

They teach that in school now. Seriously.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:43 PM (wOO3z)

101 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater

Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre

What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson


Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at August 06, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

102 98 Thunder & lightning
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Ydd86)

Very, very frightening.

Latest wave blew through here about an hour ago.

Posted by: Treebeard at August 06, 2026 08:45 PM (SgdqL)

103 Hello, cafe friends! My work day is finally over.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 They could do double exposures a hundred years ago.
Or behead a criminal and dress them up and slump them over.
I would have done the David holding Goliath's head up. If I could find a criminal or annoying neighbor with a big enough head. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (983Km)

105 Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface.

Probably not a big hit in France.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:47 PM (w+2cP)

106 Dang, there's that sock thig again!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:48 PM (SgdqL)

107 The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!


Most of the Mexican restaurants and food trucks around here display their citizenship or green card documents prominently at their place of business.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (w+2cP)

108
"To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater

Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre

What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson

Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer

==============

Beep.

Posted by: Captain Pike at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)

109
Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)

110 I'm surprised the head puns have not come to a head.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:52 PM (MWfyi)

111 Probably headed that way now though.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (MWfyi)

112 BREAKING:
RED CROSS DELETES VIDEO AFTER MIGRANT MURDERS BRITISH WOMAN

The Red Cross made a sympathetic cartoon video showing the journey of Sharif, an Afghan travelling to Europe

When Sharif got there he MURDERED a British Woman and stuffed her body into a suitcase

They wanted you to feel sorry for him but he killed a young woman like the savage that he is

The Red Cross must be held to account for the blood they have on their hands
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Red Cross is an arm of the Administrative State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (6T7Go)

113 111 Probably headed that way now though.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (MWfyi)

We could about face now and avoid it.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 08:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 hmmm

>>@hey_itsmyturn
·
4m
>>Loud explosions heard in Marib.
#Yemen 🇾🇪

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

115 Pluto would make a good Fortress of Solitude.

Everyone already knows where that one in the Arctic is, plus the Chinamen have already tainted the Far North with their expanding geo-political influence which is hastened by Canada's fellatal obeisance. It certainly isn't winning them fans.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (nDXEV)

116 Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)


Two of the biggest issues with extended human spaceflight is radiation and pressure changes. If that .2 millibar change makes the old breaks hurt, think what happens when compartment 6 starts leaking. Thicker pressure hulls will help for both of them. It is hard to get mass out of Earth's gravity well, but much easier from the moon, even if it is just gypsum or regolith to epoxy into plates.

The third, the problem with zero-g is going to be harder of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

117 "We could about face now and avoid it.
Posted by: Piper"

Noggin a do it.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (MWfyi)

118 JackStraw

About time.

Since the North Yemen ports are crushed, now is the time of the water purification plant destruction, and passing out typhus infected blankets from LA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

119 Wondering who did it, Salty. The Saudis really hate the Houthis and for good reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:01 PM (viF8m)

120 Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)

Sam Rockwell heaves a heavy sigh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 09:02 PM (0aYVJ)

121 The people who shelter and protect illegals really, sincerely believe THEY are the good guys.

What a topsy-turvy place America has turned into.

Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 09:02 PM (RCjYY)

122 LASue,
Your pool guy is using the proper ash(?) to avoid "concrete cancer", right?

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 09:05 PM (VCgbV)

123 Added Director stats for the Movie Vault app, top 5 directors.

Ridley Scott, Spielberg, Hayao Miyazaki, Kurosawa and Zemeckis.

Next up, thinking about pulling movie financials from the API, but I really don't know if I want to wast cycles on that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (XV/Pl)

124 "To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"

Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater

Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre

What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson

Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer

Beep.
Posted by: Captain Pike at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)

Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.

Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX)

125 El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (6T7Go)

126 Fly ash

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (VCgbV)

127 Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX)
---
Don't get me started.

Posted by: Jan in the Pan, from The Brain That Wouln'dt Die at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (0aYVJ)

128 "Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill"

I thought it sucked.

Posted by: Jan In A Pan at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (MWfyi)

129 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

130 We only use smart ash.

Posted by: Smart Ash Pool Guy at August 06, 2026 09:10 PM (MWfyi)

131 @ByronYork
Aug 5
Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."
---

More harmful threats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:10 PM (6T7Go)

132 "I spent years hunting terrorists and bringing Osama bin Laden to justice. Never in a million years did I think that I would be running against someone who believes America deserved 9/11."
_Mike Rogers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:11 PM (6T7Go)

133 Hey Jan in a Pan. How you doing?

Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:14 PM (wVcYX)

134 Night, Salty!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 - Yemeni army soldiers are seen assaulting Houthi positions.
_live fire

https://tinyurl.com/yv3kxh77

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:22 PM (6T7Go)

136 @IAPolls2022
·
Aug 4
🚨 RACE CALL: Rep. John James — former Apache helicopter pilot — wins Michigan GOP primary for governor.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:23 PM (viF8m)

137 "Hey Jan in a Pan. How you doing?
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill"

Kinda down. I ain't got no body.

Posted by: Jan In A Pan at August 06, 2026 09:28 PM (MWfyi)

138 Congratulations Teresa!

You may want to watch 'Terminator 2' for a few extra escape tricks.

Ralphy is upstairs. I checked to make sure he was breathing. Snowflake is outside by my porch and not ready to come in tonight.

I fully cleaned my room. I combed them both yesterday, but still. A lot of hair.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:29 PM (Sco7b)

139 Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface.

Probably not a big hit in France.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:47 PM (w+2cP)


Yeah. Screw it up and you'd be beside yourself with anger.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB)

140 Tripping over the sites it appears that many use Yemenis and Houthis interchangeably or in such a manner as to confuse who is who.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:35 PM (6T7Go)

141 Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."


Hey there Ab-dull.
Come try that shit in my town. Let's just see how badass you really are.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

142 My daughter's new favorite movie is the 1988 version of The Blob.

I've watched it a few nights in a row, and it strikes me that this movie is basically Young Scogg and Young Piper vs. Middle-Aged Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 09:38 PM (BI5O2)

143 The third, the problem with zero-g is going to be harder of course.

Couldn't the ship be bagel shaped and slowly rotating?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:39 PM (a3CJ+)

144 >>Hey there Ab-dull.
Come try that shit in my town. Let's just see how badass you really are.

Never thought I'd say this but I'm enjoying watching Fetterman go after him.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)

145
If the Houthis are neutralized, the shipping path through the Red Sea will be open. The Saudi oil pipeline across to the Red Sea will be able to load the largest tankers.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (krI25)

146 I wanted Star Trek to be put on hiatus to blow off the stink of Nu Trek. But a proposed series about an older Jonathan Archer and the establishment of the UFP does have me intrigued:

https://tinyurl.com/4ce94hpf

Plus we'd finally get into the Earth-Romulus war.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (kpS4V)

147 "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."

(sigh) really not trying to break that violent terrorist stereotype

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (a3CJ+)

148 Never thought I'd say this but I'm enjoying watching Fetterman go after him.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)
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Puttin' on the Ritz!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

149
131 @ByronYork
Aug 5
Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."

--------

Neither will you, numb nuts.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 09:43 PM (krI25)

150 El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (6T7Go)


1st Problem: Chuckie isn’t the Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:45 PM (zeRnp)

151 And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)


That’s Baaaaaaaaaaht Sheep!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:46 PM (zeRnp)

152 26 09:08 PM (6T7Go)

1st Problem: Chuckie isn’t the Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---

They call him a dreamer, he's going for the gold.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:47 PM (6T7Go)

153 The part where The Blib swallows up an entire phone booth, waitress and all, outside a greasy spoon diner makes me think Nadler might actually *be the actor* playing The Blob.

Prove me wrong. You can't see the face of The Blob in the movie, but the physique and the insatiable, aggressive hunger are very suggestive of the Congressman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (BI5O2)

154 >>Puttin' on the Ritz!

Uper Duper!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)

155 We're going to have a lot of fun with El Sayed over this campaign.

I hope trannies show up and speak with him at his rallies.
And a makeshift 'Jews for Abdul' group.
And dog-owners.

What else would cause him to blow his calm exterior?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (Sco7b)

156 @146

>>Plus we'd finally get into the Earth-Romulus war.

But you know that vandals and monster babies will be the show runners and writers, it's going to be crap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)

157 You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."

(sigh) really not trying to break that violent terrorist stereotype
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (a3CJ+)

That joke about the scorpion comes to mind

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:51 PM (lCppi)

158 Enterprise was a very entertaining show.
And Strange New Worlds has been pretty good.

It's hard to squeeze a lot of woke crap when you only have 10 episodes a season.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)

159 Our town is a very very very nice town
with six or eight gun stores,
and bestest neighbors next doors,
and everything is better cause of pewpew.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

160 It's hard to squeeze a lot of woke crap when you only have 10 episodes a season.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)
---
We can do it in EIGHT episodes!

Posted by: Amazon's Rangz of Powah! at August 06, 2026 09:55 PM (FZ29D)

161 Well well. Is pool contractor looking for any legal locals to employ?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)

Thats my advice Hire legal citizens He's smart- i think it will happen pretty quick

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:55 PM (lCppi)

162 That joke about the scorpion comes to mind
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:51 PM (lCppi)


Not a joke, a fable, with a moral: things (and people) can’t escape their true nature.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:57 PM (zeRnp)

163 >>El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

Fun time for Chuck. Does he give money to El Sayed knowing he wants him gone?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

164 @ACTBrigitte
Aug 5
This is what a citizen journalist just exposed in the Bronx.

A neighborhood called Little Yemen. A man with a Hamas tattoo who says he “loves Hamas” and wants them running America. On welfare.

Hamas has murdered Americans. We’re paying for him.

An imam mocks Christianity, then leads prayer in Times Square declaring “We are taking over New York City.” Another man: “Inshallah, Islam will take over the West.”

This is the Islamic takeover, now impossible to ignore, and more Americans are finally waking up.
---
Really?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (6T7Go)

165 Every time I refresh, I see that image at the top, and it becomes by repetition, disturbing.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (zeRnp)

166 Yep, you're right A fable-frog snd scorpion

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:59 PM (lCppi)

167 Tala - a 'clap, tapping one's hand on one's arm

Rico - Rich or wealthy

Talarico = stiff-armed robbery

You can believe it because I just made it up on the Infratoobs.

Posted by: mindful webworker - putting the fun in fundamental at August 06, 2026 10:00 PM (62m/B)

168 ONT is late.

"Push the button, Stamper!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 10:03 PM (O7YUW)

169 Turn it off, then back on.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (JM9I6)

170 NOOT OND

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420872

Posted by: mindful webworker - git goin at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (62m/B)

171 The Star Trek reboot I want is a weekly series with various characters, alien and human, have about 48 minutes with Deanna Troi on the Holodeck.
I have a few in my head right now.
They are real and they are indeed spectacular.

Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (jrlbR)

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