Mid-Morning Art Thread

State Park
Jared French

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Ladies...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (VbzrQ)

3 Kinda ghey

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (6/7Fs)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 The guy in the back has the strongest sunscreen on.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ibDUx)

6 3 Kinda ghey
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (6/7Fs)

What his grasping of a black rod when a woman is sitting right there is gay?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

7 BEYOND gay.

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

8 Really?
Gay gayness that's fucking gay?
No boobs, no dog, just gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 10, 2026 09:32 AM (uOLkU)

9 The guy in the back has the strongest sunscreen on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Hiroshima brand SPF 5000

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 09:32 AM (VbzrQ)

10 Only one figure with pronounced hooterage. No like

Also… too idealized. Not real

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (yZ6uc)

11 5 The guy in the back has the strongest sunscreen on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ibDUx)

What was the white stuff surfers and beach goes would put on their nose? (besides cocaine?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)

12 The tanned guy needs some sunglasses.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

13 The sea was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)

14 What was the white stuff surfers and beach goes would put on their nose? (besides cocaine?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)

Zinc oxide.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (VbzrQ)

15 Sexy feet

Posted by: Rex Ryan at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (J4Dwc)

16 Zinc Oxide!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)

17 The Paolo, he wonders, how you say, WTF?

Posted by: The Paolo at August 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Q+gd/)

18 The lifeguard was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 10, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

19 He's going to bludgeon the pugilist to death with his pipe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:34 AM (h6CE+)

20 Uh, no.

Just no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 10, 2026 09:34 AM (qRla/)

21 yuck

Posted by: moki at August 10, 2026 09:35 AM (wLjpr)

22 I know that we’re not supposed to call things gay anymore, but if I were to call something gay, I would call this gay.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

23 Zinc oxide

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

24 This is kind of unsettling.

At least the dudes don't skip leg day.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 10, 2026 09:36 AM (sCWcD)

25 I suppose the whistle denotes authority.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:36 AM (6/7Fs)

26 This could be hanging in some homo's living room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:36 AM (h6CE+)

27 To be fair, the beach is very clean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:36 AM (6/7Fs)

28 Not the "good" kind of surreal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2026 09:36 AM (JvZF+)

29 Walk softly.

Posted by: Teddy at August 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Q+gd/)

30 Is the guy on the left holding a relay baton?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 10, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

31 Is that Kirill Basin in the background, spoiling for a fight?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

32 25 I suppose the whistle denotes authority.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:36 AM (6/7Fs)

'And Audie Murphy, standing upon the wrecked and burning tank destroyer, furiously blew his whistle at the advancing Germans.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Y/06r)

33 The lifeguard needs his lithium adjusted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2026 09:37 AM (JvZF+)

34 At least no fatties, or yellow!

Posted by: Former First Son at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

35 This is a picture of a day at the beach painted by someone who has actually never been to the beach.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (6/7Fs)

36 Jared French
====

No French.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (JvZF+)

37 I think the guy at left has a glass eye. Or what's that condition where one eyeball looks one way, and the other eyeball points another way?

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (ZxPkt)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 09:39 AM (2YhKe)

39 Note the woman's scarf and choker.
I think this may well be a depiction of a young Deborah Birx.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 10, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

40 NEXT up: SVIMvear.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 09:39 AM (2YhKe)

41 37 I think the guy at left has a glass eye. Or what's that condition where one eyeball looks one way, and the other eyeball points another way?
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (ZxPkt)

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Cock-eyes?

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:40 AM (6/7Fs)

42 The beach was aggressively homo that day, my friends.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

43 Three out of five people are in danger of splinters from the boardwalk.

Posted by: Agony of De Feet at August 10, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

44 I was gonna joke that the alternative titled was “Gay Men On Beach With Tranny.”

Then I looked up the description of the painting, and found out that … that’s basically exactly what the artist painted!

Bro was gayer than two dudes blowing each other and painted a scene of him on a beach on Fire Island with his gay lover and ‘wife.’

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 10, 2026 09:40 AM (qszYa)

45 37 I think the guy at left has a glass eye. Or what's that condition where one eyeball looks one way, and the other eyeball points another way?
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (ZxPkt)

Marty Feldmanism?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2026 09:40 AM (Y/06r)

46

The Rod of Rectal Dilation is ready!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at August 10, 2026 09:42 AM (TExia)

47 This is a picture of a day at the beach painted by someone who has actually never been to the beach.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (6/7Fs)

Come to Coronado Beach for some fun in the sun!

Posted by: BUD/S Instructor at August 10, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

48 You get one whistle. Then the beatings start.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:42 AM (h6CE+)

49 Casper in back showing off his muscles to the young boy is a bit disturbing.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 10, 2026 09:43 AM (J4Dwc)

50 Dude on the left hasn't slept since the gummy amphetamines kicked in.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 10, 2026 09:43 AM (OPGS/)

51 Freaky shit. Whats with the Jean-Claude Van Damme looking dude?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 09:43 AM (S41Gd)

52 Lifeguards once carried truncheons to enforce beach rules and regulations. Now we are more civilized. Lifeguards now carry Bear Spray and Tasers.

Posted by: Don't Taze Me, Bro! at August 10, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

53 When embiggened, you can see that stark white dude has a tattoo on his left bicep. Unfortunately, you can also see that his cheeks are peeking out under his shorts.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 10, 2026 09:44 AM (sCWcD)

54 Hey baby, see my big whistle?

Posted by: Dude On The Left at August 10, 2026 09:45 AM (wVcYX)

55 It's a phallic symbol.

Posted by: Your frumpy middle aged sexually deprived spinster high school art teacher at August 10, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

56 Alternate 21st Century Title:

"White Supremacist Nazi ICE Agent Prepares To Beat Dark Illegal Alien Dark Cultural Enrichers With A Pipe."

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2026 09:46 AM (+n6Zq)

57 Don Lemon just off screen to the left playing Smell My Fingers.

Posted by: Schweddy Balls at August 10, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

58 Alternate title:

"The Day After ChatGTP Godplex 2056 Killed The Human Race, All The Servant Droids Took a Beach Vacation"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2026 09:47 AM (iJfKG)

59 The artist couldn't afford real models, so he posed a bunch of action figures.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 10, 2026 09:47 AM (8mulE)

60 It's THAT kind of beach.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:48 AM (h6CE+)

61 Second thing I noticed once I got past the obvious gayness is the ear size.
That is one tiny ear! Has it not grown since he was 3?
wtf

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2026 09:48 AM (zafwz)

62 Freaky shit. Whats with the Jean-Claude Van Damme looking dude?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Guess where his other rod is hidden.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 10, 2026 09:48 AM (sCWcD)

63 22 that'd be cool, y'know... theoretically.

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at August 10, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

64 Geez Louise CBD. Where did dig this one up?

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2026 09:49 AM (lJ0H4)

65 65 Geez Louise CBD. Where did dig this one up?
Posted by: Tuna

Parisian bathhouse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:51 AM (h6CE+)

66 Well…this is interesting.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 09:51 AM (ZdaMQ)

67 Isn’t Jared French that formerly fat pedo guy in the Subway ads until he was caught as a pedo?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 09:52 AM (yZ6uc)

68 That dude's little piggy is trying to squeal all the way home.

Posted by: red speck at August 10, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL)

69 Alternate title:

'Jared French Is Still 50% Less Gay Than His Brother David"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2026 09:52 AM (iJfKG)

70 Fire Island, Provincetown, Assbury Park, places to avoid.

Posted by: Provincetown Fast Ferry at August 10, 2026 09:53 AM (JM9I6)

71 68 Isn’t Jared French that formerly fat pedo guy in the Subway ads until he was caught as a pedo?
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He got real big on burgers and fries...

Posted by: Now he's down to a smaller size at August 10, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

72 This summer vacation trip blows!

Posted by: Kid in painting at August 10, 2026 09:53 AM (wVcYX)

73 The Rod of Rectal Dilation is ready!
Posted by: Hunter Bidet

And it never arrives lubed!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 09:54 AM (VbzrQ)

74 71 Fire Island, Provincetown, Assbury Park, places to avoid.
Posted by: Provincetown Fast Ferry

Cape Cod, Rehoboth Beach...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:55 AM (h6CE+)

75 that's some damn weird art there.
would not hang; would not donate to thrift store.

might give it to space aliens as a gift?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 10, 2026 09:55 AM (VyBeY)

76 Are we sure the lady is a tranny? Because despite the weird boxing’s, the artist nicely captured the dreaded thigh sploot when you sit down.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 09:55 AM (ZdaMQ)

77 CBD, I thank you profusely for posting this painting. Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Fat Guy sitting nekkid on a Ottoman at August 10, 2026 09:56 AM (SExz7)

78 Posted by: MAGA lol at August 10, 2026 09:43 AM (MI7nC)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 10, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)

79 Don Lemon just off screen to the left playing Smell My Fingers.
Posted by: Schweddy Balls at August 10, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

It's not much of a game when everything smells like ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 09:57 AM (2YhKe)

80 Sochi, in summer, Soviet style.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2026 09:57 AM (2Cry5)

81 Looked up the artist. Yikes! His personal life was *ahem* GAY.

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)

82 State Park?

This must be from the good old days, before the throngs of fat, loud, low-rent families with their stereo systems cranking Latin tunes with the volume permanently stuck at 11, their kids wandering into your cooler to see what you have, the persistent cloud of skunky weed, and the accompanying trash strewn about the area. Not to mention the gang bangers, kids doing wheelies on their e-bikes, and meth addicts passed out in the only public bathroom.

Turns this Twilight Zone rendering into a melancholy memory.

Posted by: red speck at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM (Ve/HL)

83 75 71 Fire Island, Provincetown, Assbury Park, places to avoid.
Posted by: Provincetown Fast Ferry

Cape Cod, Rehoboth Beach...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 09:55 AM

*polite cough*

Posted by: Virginia Beach at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

84 zinc cockeyed
missing right pinky toe

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

85 Are we sure the lady is a tranny? Because despite the weird boxing’s, the artist nicely captured the dreaded thigh sploot when you sit down.
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 09:55 AM (ZdaMQ)

Thigh sploot… that is new to me. What is that?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM (yZ6uc)

86 Painting of socialism. Ice cream a thing of the remote past.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM (LHPAg)

87 French frequented Fire Island, a popular place for gay men, with his wife Margaret Hoenig and Paul Cadmus, his partner. French was bisexual. The three of them worked on a photographic projects together, calling themselves PaJaMa.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM (ZdaMQ)

88 The Rod of Rectal Dilation is ready!
Posted by: Hunter Bidet

It pairs well with the Pear of Anguish.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 09:59 AM (Riz8t)

89 We are supposed to see how the nuclear family is disconnected on this picture, while the gay guys…pose?

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 09:59 AM (ZdaMQ)

90 How Anthony Fauci thinks he looks...

Posted by: Not short and lumpy but tall and masculine at August 10, 2026 09:59 AM (F1rMs)

91 The pasty guy's Kirill Basin, right?

Posted by: red speck at August 10, 2026 10:00 AM (Ve/HL)

92 Are we sure the lady is a tranny? Because despite the weird boxing’s, the artist nicely captured the dreaded thigh sploot when you sit down.
Posted by: Piper

Huh, didn't know there was a name for that.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 10, 2026 10:00 AM (sCWcD)

93 Is “thigh sploot” one of the exercise routines in Piper’s studio?

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

94 I saw Dreaded Thigh Sploot open for Box Canyon at the Soap Factory in '78.

Posted by: Musik For the (M)asses at August 10, 2026 10:00 AM (JM9I6)

95 Ma'am, that is not a banana in my pocket - LOL.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 10, 2026 10:01 AM (VkY89)

96 the artist nicely captured the dreaded thigh sploot when you sit down.

I assume this means the thigh going pear-shaped when it's pressed against a sitting surface.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

97 7.4 magnitude earthquake outside of Bogota Columbia. Just had a guy on a call at work who had to leave because he was in the middle of it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 10, 2026 10:03 AM (WYStd)

98 Thx CBD.
Don't think I'd hang this one. I could probably do it on my computer.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2026 10:03 AM (gFr+v)

99 7.4 magnitude earthquake outside of Bogota Columbia. Just had a guy on a call at work who had to leave because he was in the middle of it.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Damn. Have friends who have family there in and around Bogata. Prayers for everyone involved.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:05 AM (VbzrQ)

100 Huh, didn't know there was a name for that.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August

That might not be the technical name.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)

101 98 7.4 magnitude earthquake outside of Bogota Columbia. Just had a guy on a call at work who had to leave because he was in the middle of it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August

Oh no…prayers for all.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ZdaMQ)

102 After an exhausting 33 seconds of interweb research it refers to the position a dog takes when it lays down on it's belly and spreads out its back legs.

Posted by: ADHD guy at August 10, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)

103 101 it's borrowed from cake decorating terminology.

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

104 Celebrity Deathmatch.

Martha Stewart’s Verdict on Meghan Markle’s Homemaking Guru Bid Is Brutal

https://tinyurl.com/yc7naacu

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Meghan is a never-was pretending she's a has-been.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

105 Huh, didn't know there was a name for that.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August

That might not be the technical name.
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)

How could there possibly be a more technical name than “thigh sploot” which seems awful specific?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:07 AM (yZ6uc)

106 >>103 After an exhausting 33 seconds of interweb research it refers to the position a dog takes when it lays down on it's belly and spreads out its back legs.

Frogging is what I've always called it.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 10, 2026 10:09 AM (J4Dwc)

107 It looks unfinished and incoherent in whatever it’s trying to convey.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 10, 2026 10:09 AM (QeErd)

108 Alternate tile:

"Don Frankie Carmello Wants a Nice Day at the Beach With His Family and Enforcers Rodney "The Rod" Mangione and Dwight "Blanco" Privilege Are There to Make Sure That He Gets It"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

109 Wanna see some butt cheek sploot?

Posted by: Lardass on an ottoman at August 10, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

110 > Martha Stewart’s Verdict on Meghan Markle’s Homemaking Guru Bid Is Brutal
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Martha's a genuine gangsta'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2026 10:10 AM (2Cry5)

111 I remember they always airbrushed-out the dreaded thigh sploot in classic Playboy pictorials.

Posted by: Read It For The Articles at August 10, 2026 10:11 AM (JM9I6)

112 Thigh sploot… that is new to me. What is that?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 09:58 AM

When your thighs smoosh out when you sit down. Just one of the joys of being female.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 10:11 AM (ZdaMQ)

113 Hypocritical Climate Alarmist Adam McKay Avoids Questions About His 2nd Home in Ireland While Warning “Billions Will Die” Because of Oil

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I saw Billions Will Die open for Black Sabbath at the Apacolyptica in '87.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

114 So… I gather thigh sploot is considered a bad, unattractive thing?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:12 AM (yZ6uc)

115
7.4 magnitude earthquake outside of Bogota Columbia.

The Ring of Fire has been awfully business these last few years.

Dibs on the New Gondwanaland!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)

116
Ugly.

Dumb.

Trashcan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2026 10:12 AM (BI5O2)

117 I don't know how I feel about this painting.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 10, 2026 10:13 AM (4NO2D)

118 @trump_repost
15h
ALERT: A National Park Service career employee, a highly credible witness, saw David Hearn (ActBlue) in broad daylight vandalize the Reflecting Pool by "violently" ripping and tugging at the Pool's somewhat delicate coating. The National Park Service employee provided this witness testimony to the U.S. Attorney's Office in early July....
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Jeanine Pirro dismissed the case of pool vandalism saying it was poorly installed. Trump publicly took her to task. She responded by bringing a box of evidence to the WH and setting it on his desk. (balls). Above is Trumps response.
Hope this duel doesn't turn into guns or knives.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:13 AM (Pee1E)

119 Dwight "Blanco" Privilege

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2026

I am deceased. Again.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 10:14 AM (ZdaMQ)

120 People always mixed up my surname, but it's Floyd SMOOT!

Posted by: Cannonball Express at August 10, 2026 10:14 AM (JM9I6)

121 I anticipate an upcoming ONT entitled something something and thigh sploot emporium.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 10, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

122 Did the umbrella have to be pink?

Posted by: Manly Mario at August 10, 2026 10:15 AM (JM9I6)

123 Guy under umbrella is going to get a serious toeburn.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 10, 2026 10:15 AM (MDua2)

124 Jeanine Pirro dismissed the case of pool vandalism saying it was poorly installed.

Just because something is "poorly installed" doesn't give random jackholes the permission to willfully destroy it.

What the actual f?

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 10, 2026 10:16 AM (WYStd)

125 The WNBA Commish responded to questions about allowing trannies into the league.

Reports are that the league is now reaching out to its teams to address, as US News and World Report reports, “ongoing discussions around transgender athletes in women's basketball.”

WNBA Commissioner Cathy Englebert said, “I know many of you have received questions in recent weeks regarding transgender athlete participation in women’s basketball, and I expect this topic will continue to receive significant attention….I wanted to reach out to share how we are approaching these conversations at the league office and to thank those of you who have responded to questions from the media with thoughtfulness and professionalism.”

I think she has a future in politics if the BBall thing doesn't work out. I've never heard someone say less in so many words.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)

126 Jeanine Pirro dismissed the case of pool vandalism saying it was poorly installed. Trump publicly took her to task. She responded by bringing a box of evidence to the WH and setting it on his desk. (balls). Above is Trumps response.
Hope this duel doesn't turn into guns or knives.

Posted by: Braenyard

My money would be on the NYC Real Estate developer.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:16 AM (VbzrQ)

127 I'm really enjoying watching as the WNBA tries to figure out how to extract themselves from the corner into which they've painted themselves with their gender nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:17 AM (Riz8t)

128 Pale bald guy should wear a hat.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 10, 2026 10:18 AM (Dv3i1)

129 115 So… I gather thigh sploot is considered a bad, unattractive thing?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:12 AM (yZ6uc

This may come as a surprise, but women are weird. We get wrapped around the axel about things that are entirely normal and natural, we tend to store our fat in areas like our thighs (of course there are exceptions) so when you sit, it spreads out. Same with when you get skin rolls if you lean forward while sitting. That happens to everyone, (and is also captured by the artist), even if you have the flattest of stomachs. That is why you see bikini models do this odd upper body stretched out pose.

Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2026 10:18 AM (ZdaMQ)

130 The WNBA Commish responded to questions about allowing trannies into the league.

Reports are that the league is now reaching out to its teams to address, as US News and World Report reports, “ongoing discussions around transgender athletes in women's basketball.”

Que up the infamous Brit Griner topless "skins" basketball photo.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:18 AM (VbzrQ)

131 Looking around space nooz, China just sent its Long March 7A into various horizontal directions. It wasn't a test.
Might be a setback to its lunar ambitions.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at August 10, 2026 10:18 AM (yYROg)

132 Lovely. Instead of a lady of mature years with impressive decolletage, the popup ad is now showing a blocked colon.

I just can't catch a break.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 10, 2026 10:19 AM (qRla/)

133 We can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 10:19 AM (wOO3z)

134 The fag with the club is the old boxer's gunsel who has grown too large so the nice couple has brought a young fella to interview to be the next gunsel for the old queen.

Posted by: Use the word "Gunsel" at August 10, 2026 10:19 AM (F1rMs)

135 I'm really enjoying watching as the WNBA tries to figure out how to extract themselves from the corner into which they've painted themselves with their gender nonsense.
Posted by: Archimedes

Especially since a 6'10" first round draft pick who can dunk is infinitely more qualified than any current 6'4" WNBA player.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:20 AM (VbzrQ)

136 "...with thoughtfulness and professionalism.”
+++
Says the person whose league refs have to routinely clear away the green sex toys from the playing surface.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 10, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

137 I'm really enjoying watching as the WNBA tries to figure out how to extract themselves from the corner into which they've painted themselves with their gender nonsense.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:17 AM (Riz8t)

They really have no choice but to let trans 'women' in the sport. The sheer hypocrisy of them NOT at a MINIMUM drafting the thing from France would destroy the 'league.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 10:21 AM (2YhKe)

138 Looking around space nooz, China just sent its Long March 7A into various horizontal directions. It wasn't a test.
Might be a setback to its lunar ambitions.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror

At the same time?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:21 AM (VbzrQ)

139 Nobody's talking about the reflecting pool contractor(s) and whether they were competent. Or the person who runs the National Park system. Or whatever.

Those people need to be front and center. Not Trump and/or Pirro.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2026 10:22 AM (2Cry5)

140 I'm really enjoying watching as the WNBA tries to figure out how to extract themselves from the corner into which they've painted themselves with their gender nonsense.
Posted by: Archimedes

I want to see him get the ball in the paint and start throwing elbows.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 10:22 AM (wOO3z)

141 Jeanine Pirro dismissed the case of pool vandalism saying it was poorly installed.

Just because something is "poorly installed" doesn't give random jackholes the permission to willfully destroy it.

What the actual f?
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 10, 2026 10:16 AM (WYStd)

Why in the world would Pirro decide to get in a pissing contest with the prez?? She’s smart but this approach doesn’t seem smart…. Since he’s a long time builder she’s contesting something that’s right in his wheelhouse. Me no understand

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:23 AM (yZ6uc)

142 As a longtime admirer of the female form, I appreciate the beauty of the thigh sploot and looked forward to seeing it whenever the opportunity presented. I did not know it had a name, and in retrospect, some things are better left unnamed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 10, 2026 10:23 AM (Dv3i1)

143 I fervently hope this isn't the opener to an all gay art week.

Posted by: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out at August 10, 2026 10:23 AM (JM9I6)

144 Overly stylized and stiff, today's art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2026 10:24 AM (2GVsD)

145 >>Pale bald guy should wear a hat.

He should also refrain from flexing to a young boy.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 10, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

146 Overly stylized and stiff, today's art.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The glass eyed stare on the guy holding the pipe is disturbing.

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2026 10:26 AM (lJ0H4)

147 120 don't make a habit of it.

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

148 They really have no choice but to let trans 'women' in the sport. The sheer hypocrisy of them NOT at a MINIMUM drafting the thing from France would destroy the 'league.'

My guess is they'll say something along the lines of "the ex-NBA players are clearly just doing this for attention, and have never actually identified as a woman". Remarkably, this effort to deny someone's identity will not go well for them.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

149 Bingo wings thighs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 10, 2026 10:27 AM (SDM/J)

150 Don’t everyone’s thighs expand when they sit down, if only by a little bit?

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

151 Why in the world would Pirro decide to get in a pissing contest with the prez?? She’s smart but this approach doesn’t seem smart…. Since he’s a long time builder she’s contesting something that’s right in his wheelhouse. Me no understand

Whenever someone who has been pro- or at least Trump-neutral comes out against him, I presume they are being pressured by the GOP, testing the waters for their own political future or are tired of being ostracized by their 'peers.'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

152 121 snappy sammy smoot (skip williamson).

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:27 AM (Bep7s)

153 Chris Hayes in a wife beater.

https://tinyurl.com/mrzdarsf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

154 Don’t everyone’s thighs expand when they sit down, if only by a little bit?
Posted by: Bulg

Unless you're Ariana Grande.

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2026 10:28 AM (lJ0H4)

155 The best place for female fat storage is in the pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

156 Why is the guy holding a big black phallus? Oh.

"The image’s mysterious figure groupings and sense of tension may reflect the fact that it was painted during a period in which French was conflicted between his marriage and a homosexual relationship."

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 10, 2026 10:30 AM (wGerL)

157 156 The best place for female fat storage is in the pronounced hooterage.
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Eyes up here, big boy.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 10, 2026 10:30 AM (Dv3i1)

158 Ariana Grande is a 1/1 scale artist's poseable model.

she ain't Human, she's an alien

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2026 10:30 AM (2GVsD)

159 What's with the metal stick in that dude's hand...?

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at August 10, 2026 10:31 AM (l3cgK)

160 "The image’s mysterious figure groupings and sense of tension may reflect the fact that it was painted during a period in which French was conflicted between his marriage and a homosexual relationship."

David French's ancestor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)

161 Oh my. Paul was vaporized.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:31 AM (Riz8t)

162 Que up the infamous Brit Griner topless "skins" basketball photo.

Posted by: rickb223
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Modern search results are dreadful.
Is the end goal providing one for pay that actually provides results for the sought item?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:31 AM (Pee1E)

163 At the same time?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:21 AM (VbzrQ)

everything everywhere all at once, as it were

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at August 10, 2026 10:32 AM (yYROg)

164 Dem Michigan Senate Hopeful Abdul El-Sayed Says Obama Called, May Campaign for Him

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Death to infidels!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

165 So what’s it called when a guy has a few extra pounds around his midriff and he sits down and the gut overlaps his belt line… stomach sploot?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:32 AM (yZ6uc)

166 Gaylord and Abdul will share a dog together?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2026 10:32 AM (2GVsD)

167 156 The best place for female fat storage is in the pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:29 AM

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 10, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)

168 144 I fervently hope this isn't the opener to an all gay art week.
Posted by: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out at August 10, 2026 10:23 AM (JM9I6)

We've had Paul Cadmus. Ready for "The Fleet's In!", matey?

Posted by: Cap'n Bill K at August 10, 2026 10:33 AM (yYROg)

169 No time today, but must say this might be the worst selection CBD has given us, worse than the naked guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:33 AM (sl73Y)

170 So what’s it called when a guy has a few extra pounds around his midriff and he sits down and the gut overlaps his belt line… stomach sploot?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:32 AM (yZ6uc)

Dunlap, as in my belly done lapped over my belt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 10, 2026 10:34 AM (PSEDc)

171 AOC pinching a roll of belly fat. I'll bet there's a significant thigh sploot going on (not pictured).

https://tinyurl.com/2tk4mpxt

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:34 AM (Riz8t)

172 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

There are other less palatable possibilities too!

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:34 AM (YXnK3)

173 158 "i've made my choice..."

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:34 AM (Bep7s)

174 So what’s it called when a guy has a few extra pounds around his midriff and he sits down and the gut overlaps his belt line… stomach sploot?

Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 10, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

175 The green dildo is due for an appearance.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 10:35 AM (wOO3z)

176 Chris Hayes in a wife beater.

https://tinyurl.com/mrzdarsf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

Faggots gotta fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 10:35 AM (2YhKe)

177
Those people need to be front and center. Not Trump and/or Pirro.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Pirro didn't need to publicly piss in Trump's Wheaties.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:35 AM (Pee1E)

178 7.4?

That's a big one.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 10, 2026 10:35 AM (wVCl1)

179 Yikes…. AOC not aging well. Quickly converging to looking like the wise Latina SCOTUS lady

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (yZ6uc)

180 Some kind of symbolism going on here but it defies my ability to explain it.

Posted by: javems at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (zFsEm)

181 Creepy. Weird. While trying to be normal.
I mean, where is that guy going to shove that rod?
And why does the one guy look like a plaster zombie? And wearing shoes?

I'd hang. Somewhere I wanted people to be uncomfortable.

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (kU0PQ)

182 Yikes…. AOC not aging well. Quickly converging to looking like the wise Latina SCOTUS lady

I think she still looks good, but why she feels the need to let everyone know she's harvesting eggs is a mystery.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

183 179 "above average"

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

184 If the heteronormative family leaves the pink zone of the gay beach the gay beach police will beat them with a long, thick, hard black rod.

Posted by: We don't want your kind here! *Z-snap* at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (TbWk/)

185 Chris Hayes in a wife beater.

From the comments: "Love Rachel's necklace"

lol

Posted by: Halfhand at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (B83/F)

186 Unlike most leagues, rules regarding player eligibility in the WNBA are collectively-bargain. The players union is in a bit of a pickle on the tranny issue.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (J4Dwc)

187 AOC's fiancé has waited 4 years and counting. He better hurry before she hits the wall.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)

188 Who is Chris Hayes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (Pee1E)

189 A woman needs to have at least a little sploot below her belly button to be fertile. Anorexics starve themselves into infertility and mostly don't have periods.

Posted by: Rubenesque Rita at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (JM9I6)

190 I think it might be a way to cool off a bit, via conduction. (Doggie sploot)

There’s another thing all Dogs do, when they are laid out, with their paws extended straight forward, they rest their snout on their paws and then give a long sigh through their nose. Some Vet explained what this means, but can’t recall. Probably “I really could use a treat about now”.

Another is when they are idly chewing on your hand. They will gradually increase the pressure, till they hit the “Ouch!” point, and get a definite reaction. Then they give you that look. “What!?”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:39 AM (3ElP1)

191 Thigh smoot? I don't know how you gals walk around with those things.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 10:39 AM (wVcYX)

192 Yikes…. AOC not aging well. Quickly converging to looking like the wise Latina SCOTUS lady

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (yZ6uc)

She was a Denny's 6 for about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 10, 2026 10:39 AM (2YhKe)

193 AOC's fiancé has waited 4 years and counting. He better hurry before she hits the wall.

Posted by: Chuck Martel

Supposedly she's having some of her eggs frozen.

Yeah...that bloodline goes no further.

Posted by: Alcoholic Beverage Purveyors of America at August 10, 2026 10:39 AM (OUMaO)

194 DSA Co-Chair Says Jon Stewart’s ‘The Daily Show’ Was Her Primary News Source

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Well, he is the gold standard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

195 Sot sauce seller sock off.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (OUMaO)

196 The fellow with the baton is a lifeguard; whistle on chest, baton to knock the drowning person unconscious in order to save him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (Pee1E)

197 I'd hang. Somewhere I wanted people to be uncomfortable.
Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (kU0PQ)

The guest bedroom?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

198 Who is Chris Hayes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (Pee1E)

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Trans Rachel Madcow.

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (+n6Zq)

199 Morning, art feasters,

This is . . . a disturbing painting. The pale guy in the back and the big lug in the front seem like the work of AI. The people in the shade seem more realistic, but hardly attractive people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (wzUl9)

200 How does the thigh sploot affect the bean-flicking midget?

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

201 I think she still looks good, but why she feels the need to let everyone know she's harvesting eggs is a mystery.
____

Girlbosses spend their fertile years in the rat race, climbing the corporate ladder, working for the man, then count on expensive chemical injections to produce a designer child or two in her 40s, when she has a nanny. Doncha know.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 10, 2026 10:41 AM (Dv3i1)

202 have we ever seen Chris and Rachel in the same room?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2026 10:41 AM (2GVsD)

203 > AOC's fiancé has waited 4 years and counting. He better hurry before she hits the wall.
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We're way, way past that wall.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2026 10:41 AM (2Cry5)

204 @165 ShitMidas to the rescue.

Hopefully Obama campaigns for Talarico as I'm not liking what I'm seeing down there.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2026 10:42 AM (qwx/I)

205 Dem Michigan Senate Hopeful Abdul El-Sayed Says Obama Called, May Campaign for Him
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Once you recognize the psy op you will never unsee it. It's happening so fast they almost won't let you. Every incremental move makes sense in the moment. And before you know it youve turned around and woke up in an entirely different world than where you were four or even three months ago.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:42 AM (YXnK3)

206 I think Doll Eyes Alex's mental pathology is far worse.

Her have a kid? Oh no, she hires a surrogate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2026 10:42 AM (2GVsD)

207 201 provides handhold.

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

208 Supposedly she's having some of her eggs frozen.

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And posted pictures.

https://tinyurl.com/3w2sfe8b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:43 AM (ndZc7)

209 Who is Chris Hayes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (Pee1E)

Breech loader on MSNOW.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2026 10:43 AM (wOO3z)

210 I'd hang. Somewhere I wanted people to be uncomfortable.
Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (kU0PQ)

The guest bedroom?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

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I wonder how many of us were conceived in a guest bedroom?

/Based upon my birthdate, I'm pretty sure I was conceived on the night of Thanksgiving in 1960 -- but no idea where my (at the time unmarried) parents "conceived" of doing the deed ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2026 10:43 AM (+n6Zq)

211 "There’s another thing all Dogs do, when they are laid out, with their paws extended straight forward, they rest their snout on their paws and then give a long sigh through their nose."
Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:39 AM

Just one of those little things dogs do to endear themselves to us.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 10, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

212 179 7.4?

That's a big one.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 10, 2026 10:35 AM (wVCl1)

Thats what the USGS quake map is reporting:
https://tinyurl.com/ye22j3u2

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 10, 2026 10:44 AM (WYStd)

213 OT, but my latest video tour of a property in Terre haute was not quite my speed. The house itself was okay, though it didn't wow me as much as it had on the website, but the garage seemed like an afterthought, more like a shed with a carport attached. Dirt floor and twin barn doors. I . . . dunno. Which means I'm not in love with it.

There's another in a smaller town twenty minutes away that looks very nice -- higher price than this one today, but lower property taxes and a new roof. While it has no basement, it does have a deck and a nice garage. We'll look at it this week, I hope.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 10, 2026 10:44 AM (wzUl9)

214 202: This is after they find a man who is just as career minded and close to her age. But they will still leave the kid with the nanny.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 10, 2026 10:44 AM (OPGS/)

215 Painting is weird. Lifeguard's head looks like a Kwakiutl Indian totem pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:45 AM (1z8ji)

216 Modern search results are dreadful.
Is the end goal providing one for pay that actually provides results for the sought item?

Posted by: Braenyard

Probably. Like having to suffer thru ads isn't enough.

I wish we could post pictures. Even thumbnails that would open in a separate tab.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 10:46 AM (VbzrQ)

217 The guy in the back has the strongest sunscreen on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ibDUx)

He's Irish.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 10, 2026 10:46 AM (hmYU4)

218 “Kwakiutl” would be a good word to use in a limerick.

Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

219 Give them an inch:

Iran’s additional demands include the US ending all hostilities and withdrawing its troops from the area. Iran also wants Washington to pay billions in war damages and lift sanctions on the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:47 AM (Pee1E)

220 ^^ Yeah, no.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 10, 2026 10:48 AM (B83/F)

221 Give them an inch:

Iran’s additional demands include the US ending all hostilities and withdrawing its troops from the area. Iran also wants Washington to pay billions in war damages and lift sanctions on the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:47 AM (Pee1E)

. . . and a pony.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 10:48 AM (wVcYX)

222 State Park, 1946
Jared French

All that can be said has been said, above, but for overall dimensions 24 7/16 × 24 1/2 in. (62.1 × 62.2 cm).

Seems it could have made the same point @ half that size.

Would pass hanging today's selection & also stay away from a large segment of today's NY Fire Island.

Interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 10, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

223 I fervently hope this isn't the opener to an all gay art week."

The ottoman is warming up in the bullpen...

Posted by: man at August 10, 2026 10:48 AM (cGjQu)

224 The guy in the back has the strongest sunscreen on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ibDUx)

He's Irish.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 10, 2026 10:46 AM (hmYU4)

His Irish girlfriend is right next to him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 10:49 AM (wVcYX)

225 Give them an inch:

Iran’s additional demands include the US ending all hostilities and withdrawing its troops from the area. Iran also wants Washington to pay billions in war damages and lift sanctions on the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:47 AM (Pee1E)

. . . and a pony.
Posted by: Count de Monet

No! That poor pony!

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a Ruptured Asshole at August 10, 2026 10:49 AM (wOO3z)

226 . . . and a pony."

And a bike. With sissy bar and banana seat!

Posted by: man at August 10, 2026 10:50 AM (cGjQu)

227 think she still looks good, but why she feels the need to let everyone know she's harvesting eggs is a mystery.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 10, 2026 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

On the simplest level it's an attention getter and a "humanizer" for her. A way to leverage femininity and the preservation and protection of "life" by someone who is otherwise in favor of the wholesale slaughter of babies. But there are probably 20 other things at work here too.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:50 AM (YXnK3)

228 Are they still demanding that Trump surrender himself for trial?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 10, 2026 10:50 AM (igCg8)

229 I saw Thigh Sploot open for The Clash at Red Rocks in '92.

Seriously, you guys?!?!? You leave it to me to lay this one down? Easy one, hanging curveball even. I am disappoint.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at August 10, 2026 10:51 AM (J3Cv/)

230 214 chuck's auto lab is long gone, but days spent at the action track are wholly worthwhile. "tony hullman classic" in june. we used to bomb around down there alot in high school. iirc it is the town with the single most unmarked railroad crossings in the country. deliberately killing the motor on a '65 mustang six cyl straddling the tracks with a slow rolling freight approaching was novel from the back seat. we jumped one set in a late '60s caddy ragtop and all the beer bottles exploded on landing. met billy carter at a backyard cookout.

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

231 Are they still demanding that Trump surrender himself for trial?"

Depends on who's making the demands...

Posted by: man at August 10, 2026 10:51 AM (cGjQu)

232 > 5 The guy in the back has the strongest sunscreen on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ibDUx)

Andy Warhol without his wig.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 10:52 AM (IG3/x)

233 I think they are slowly trying to get the world to think "past" Trump.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:52 AM (YXnK3)

234 219 no love for "sploot?"

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

235 187 Unlike most leagues, rules regarding player eligibility in the WNBA are collectively-bargain. The players union is in a bit of a pickle on the tranny issue.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 10, 2026 10:38 AM (J4Dwc)
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It's going to be interesting to see how this plays out. My guess is they will find some illogical and hypocritical solution keeping the "wrong kind" of men out and trannies in and the MSM will help them sell it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2026 10:53 AM (G0vdT)

236 > 35 This is a picture of a day at the beach painted by someone who has actually never been to the beach.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 09:38 AM (6/7Fs)

Or seen a human being.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 10:53 AM (IG3/x)

237 Last night, a commercial vessel was hit by the IRGC while it was attempting to cross the strait through the Omani side.
A massive oil leak can be seen in the Strait of Hormuz on Sentinel-2 satellite imagery,
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So, bombs tonight?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:54 AM (Pee1E)

238 Abdul and Ilhan sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

TheBlaze
Abdul El-Sayed endorses Ilhan Omar: "She's a trailblazer. When you talk about courage... When you talk about the ability to show up when nobody else has the words, find the words, and be willing to say them clearly in the face of power... That's this woman."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 10, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

239 Are they still demanding that Trump surrender himself for trial?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 10, 2026 10:50 AM (igCg

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He's already been "judged" guilty -- which is why they've tried multiple times to assassinate him.

/Is it not absolutely stunning that we know virtually nothing about his attempted assassins and their co-conspirators? Batshit crazy ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2026 10:55 AM (+n6Zq)

240 Daily Mail with video of buildings toppling in the Columbian quake iffin' you're interested.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 10, 2026 10:56 AM (J4Dwc)

241 216 Painting is weird. Lifeguard's head looks like a Kwakiutl Indian totem pole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Please, sir, we are known as First Nation now.

Posted by: Kwakiuti Kevin at August 10, 2026 10:56 AM (JM9I6)

242 Yech. Would not hang.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 10, 2026 10:56 AM (V362x)

243 238 Abdul and Ilhan sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
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Ilhan: "Abdul is like a brother to me"

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)

244 Abdul El-Sayed endorses Ilhan Omar: "She's a trailblazer ..."

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The Muzzie Ethel Rosenberg. If you can't behead trails, you might as well set them ablaze ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2026 10:57 AM (+n6Zq)

245 201 How does the thigh sploot affect the bean-flicking midget?
Posted by: Bulg at August 10, 2026 10:41 AM
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AoSHQ: asking the important questions.

Posted by: Inquiring minds at August 10, 2026 10:57 AM (2Ez/1)

246 243 "rage is building inside of me"

Posted by: cmeat at August 10, 2026 10:57 AM (Bep7s)

247 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2026 11:00 AM (VbzrQ)

248 Are they still demanding that Trump surrender himself for trial?

It's the next addition to the Democrat Party's platform.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 10, 2026 11:01 AM (OPGS/)

249 Why in the world would Pirro decide to get in a pissing contest with the prez?? She’s smart but this approach doesn’t seem smart…. Since he’s a long time builder she’s contesting something that’s right in his wheelhouse. Me no understand
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Because kayfebe posers in the media are not the stronk warriors you need in a political battle. Easy to mouth off crap from a safe media post, not so much when you have to actually perform in office trying to convict in a difficult atmosphere. Pirro is looking past her little stint as DA toward returning to her media career. Losing a couple of high profile cases in DC will ding her future viability on the media and so she surrendered to the borg.

Basically Pirro's incentive structure is simply to do little or nothing as DA because even if Trump fires her--then she can pose as a stronk independent woman who calls it as she sees it crap. She will never get DoJ top jobs and no hope or perhaps wish for legal advancement. That leaves media.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)

250 188 AOC's fiancé has waited 4 years and counting. He better hurry before she hits the wall.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

They've been together since college, engaged since 2022.
Surely he's gotten some, or a lot.
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In 2019, it was revealed that Roberts had been assigned an official @mail.house.gov email address. This sparked viral speculation that he was being paid by the government as a staffer.

Congressional administrative officials confirmed that he was never on the government payroll or employed by Congress. He was granted the email account solely to access Ocasio-Cortez's official calendar—a routine IT designation frequently given to spouses and long-term partners of members of Congress for scheduling purposes.

Reportedly, Riley did make a little $ from Bernie's Brand New Congress PAC in 2018 for sweetie's insurgent campaign.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 10, 2026 11:05 AM (NFX2v)

251 I'd hang. Somewhere I wanted people to be uncomfortable.
Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 10:36 AM (kU0PQ)

The guest bedroom?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

I wonder how many of us were conceived in a guest bedroom?
Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2026 10:43 AM (+n6Zq)

My son? Probably the night of our wedding. Also, possibly in the minivan on the way back from her grandmother's house (we did a whirlwind of family to visit before going on our honeymoon).

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 11:06 AM (kU0PQ)

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