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James Talarico is so normal and masculine!

James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers'
The Pride Month event also featured a drag queen with the provocative name 'Sedonya Face'

Sit-on-your-face, GET IT??!!! I love all of drag queens' joke (singular).

James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian running for U.S. Senate from Texas, headlined an LGBTQ festival that featured "the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers," an 11-year-old boy "drag queen" who goes by the stage name Kween Kee Kee.
Taylor PRIDE, a group in the town of Taylor, Texas, held the June 26, 2021, event to raise money to help "rural LGBTQ communities." The Pride Month festivities included a series of pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a "drag story hour," and adult drag performers such as Brianna Brinxx and the provocatively named Sedonya Face.
Talarico and Kween Kee Kee, a local preteen named Keegan, were the biggest attraction for Taylor PRIDE organizers. "[Taylor PRIDE] will be hosting numerous speakers such as State Rep. James Talarico, talented musical guests such as Venus Loves Mars, the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers Kween Kee Kee," the group wrote in promotional materials.
"Not only ... will this amazing pre-teen be performing a number at Texas Beer Company but they will also host Kee Kee Storytime ... where children will find lots of PRIDE inspired craft activities," Taylor PRIDE wrote of Kween Kee Kee in a post publicizing the event.
Talarico, running against Texas attorney general Ken Paxton (R.), is seen in photos speaking to the audience and posing with attendees at Texas Beer Company, which hosted the festival. Kween Kee Kee, sporting a shimmery blue dress, heavy eye makeup, and a platinum blonde wig, performed a drag routine as part of the group's "Youth Drag Show," event photos show.

Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." CNN's Abby Phillip corrected a guest: "I will say El-Sayed didn't -- does not support defunding the police." When she was confronted by CNN's own reporting that he called for defunding the police, Phillip offered a curious response...

..."I think the question that I'm fundamentally asking is, by dredging up the sort of wedge issues of 2020, are you missing the point?" Well, the point is that he called for defunding the police. It may be a wedge issue when a candidate wants to return to the state of nature...
...This is the same reporter who "dredged up" an attack line against Bernie Sanders in the presidential debates and made Sanders repeat his outright denial of the allegation by Elizabeth Warren that he told her that no woman could be president.

Migrant NGOs are handing out leaflets instructing illegal aliens how to illegally cross the Channel from France to UK and how to call for the British navy to save you when you want to be brought ashore.

The Critical Drinker
@TheCriticalDri2
7h
Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.
A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime.

The hero who knocked out the Democrat congressional candidate weakling says "I didn't even know who he was." Of course you didn't. He's another nobody soyboy who thinks he can bully the world into saying he's special.

Hasan Piker is proof that we must not only end birthright citizenship but end it retroactively.

Trump must have seen this Terror Cuck's ugly mug and decided to act.

President Donald Trump signed two executive orders Thursday that attempt to restrict birthright citizenship and end the practice of "birth tourism," in hopes of circumventing a recent Supreme Court decision.
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The order restricting birthright citizenship expands the definition of what children born in the United States would be ineligible for automatic citizenship, including children of "alien enemies of the United States, members of foreign terrorist organizations and large categories of people who lobby and act on behalf of foreign governments."
The other order directs the State Department to issue rules and guidance to stop birth tourism, according to Axios, even as U.S. law already bans tourists from obtaining visas "for the primary purpose of obtaining U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the United States."

Francesca Hong won't have any of that awful "proximity to whiteness" when we deport her.

Megan Basham
@megbasham
Aug 5
I've said this before. Francesca Hong was born to non-citizen immigrants. In other words, she has citizenship in the U.S. because she was born here when her parents were on student visas.
Birthright citizenship candidates like her are FAR more likely to be extreme leftwing than to be the kind of pro American patriot that we are promised when we grant this kind of citizenship.
And now she is running as a socialist in order to dismantle the American way of life.
Tell me more about how this isn't a problem.

In case you missed it: evil America-hating anchor baby Francesca Hong got a call from her pollster and discovered she actually loves Thanksgiving, rather than hating it as "painful" for foreigners like herself.

Unfunnyman Stephen Colbert warned his audience of brain-damaged clapping seals to not take a vaccine created by Big Pharma... when Trump was president.

Then Biden was fake-elected, and you know what happened next.

Stephen Colbert's nepo baby daughter works at, get this, 60 Minutes.

Or at least she did. She's resigned as CBS gets ready to purge its " " " news talent. " " "

Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes," becoming the latest behind-the-scenes producer to leave the venerable newsmagazine as it grapples with a talent exodus, a reportedly unaired Jeffrey Epstein investigation and mounting scrutiny of its future ownership.
Madeleine Carlisle, a well-regarded associate producer who joined "60 Minutes" after reporting stints at Time and The Atlantic, resigned from the broadcast in recent days, according to Status.
The exit creates an awkward family bookend for CBS.
Carlisle left just months after the network pulled the plug on her father's top-rated "Late Show," ending Stephen Colbert's 11-season run on May 21 after CBS called the cancellation a "purely financial decision."

Masked speaker at St. Paul City Council calls to abolish private property

This is real pic.twitter.com/7VXIaTs4R5
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026

LMAO. Mamdani was BOOED off stage when he tried to speak at an event in NY
pic.twitter.com/REE8kO65Ni
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026

David Strom reckons this might be the worst AWFL monologue in a while.

An actual UK MP, lounging in her bikini in a Mediterranean garden, telling British survivors that they’re arseholes for wanting single sex support services, rapists should be in women’s prisons and that your daughter should get changed in front of men. Mad pic.twitter.com/zwursGZQD0
— Venice Allan (@roseveniceallan) August 5, 2026

I don't know it it's the worst. Everything these batty female cucks say is heinous and retarded.

Like this:

School teacher in Britain told a child she "doesn't get to have an opinion because she's white with blonde hair"

Absolutely disgusting what is going on in our schoolspic.twitter.com/p4d0q3BrE1
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 5, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:32 PM

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1 Uno

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (g47mK)

2 Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (ExV1e)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:34 PM (ExV1e)

4 CNN's Abby Phillip
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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (JvZF+)

5
Well, Madam MP, I do hope people in the future realize just what rubbish of a politician you and your ilk are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 06:39 PM (w6EFb)

6 Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes," becoming the latest behind-the-scenes producer to leave the venerable newsmagazine as it grapples with a talent exodus, a reportedly unaired Jeffrey Epstein investigation and mounting scrutiny of its future ownership.

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Venerable? Yeah...big, fat no on that description.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (qBdHI)

7 There's no way that Talarico is gonna win. Right?

Right?

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (TDkIk)

8 People with funny-sounding names shouldn't be allowed to run for or hold any public office in America.

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:41 PM (ZxPkt)

9 Tucker’s new party platform: we hate Jews and we want to ban alcohol and no longer allow lending.

Did he convert to Islam? Lol

Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Bz1XI)

10 Has Mamdani ever been to Staten Island before? Have any of his advisors?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (JvZF+)

11 Colberts Been Sacked

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (viF8m)

12 Venerable? Yeah...big, fat no on that description.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (qBdHI)

Venerable: Commanding respect by virtue of age, dignity, character, or position.

60 Minutes is old. There are very old people who still respect it, because it's old. Also, it's old.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

13
I think we've reached the part of the movie where Chuck Heston rides off with the silent but hot Linda Harrison, sees what's left of the Statue of Liberty, and yells "Damn you all to Hell!"

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)

14 >Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable.
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I always wanted to visit the ancestral home in the UK

but that UK is long gone
very sad
and not a shot fired

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)

15 Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes,"
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Why would anyone care? Is it a surprise she had a nepot-job?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (JvZF+)

16 The only people who watch 60 Minutes are too drunk to change the channel after an afternoon of football.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 06:45 PM (bX16E)

17 Thune is a worthless piece of shit.. he can't even get Blanche through... And I thought McConnell was bad... And Talefreako earned his "freako."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FtULh)

18 I'm sensing a disturbing proximity to whiteness every morning when I shave.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)

19 I think Trump is getting a bit carried away with the scalp weasel.

https://tinyurl.com/23bbfrxr

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (viF8m)

20 I watched Darryl Cooper's very interesting discussion with Tucker on how da jooz magickally manipsomated Americans into hatin' on dem islamz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (JvZF+)

21 13

the silent but hot Linda Harrison,

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)

So, at the end, he did find the perfect Woman?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (mP0Kj)

22 Anybody besides me remember when the progs used "self-hating" as a negative?

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (SLpkL)

23 "silent but hot Linda Harrison"

I don't think "but" means what you think it means.

Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2026 06:48 PM (avzFa)

24 Talarico is really a depraved human being. He really believes the pure evil that he shovels out of his mouth. Utterly disgusting and vile doesn't even come near what he really is. Clicking on that Free Beacon link and looking at that poor little child whose life will be nothing but horror because of what those responsible for his life have done to him. They all need to be fed to the sharks. Such evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)

25 I always wanted to visit the ancestral home in the UK

but that UK is long gone
very sad
and not a shot fired
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)

My Forefathers got kicked out of the Bordeaux region in the 1650s...

I got to go there in 1981 and had a good time... have no desire to go back now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:49 PM (mP0Kj)

26 Abby Phillips must be the only news/opinion host who regularly gets made to look like an idiot on her own show.

She routinely screws up and has to come up with some lefty B.S. to maneuver her way out of some corner she’s painted herself in.

Scott Jennings spanks her live on TV a couple of times a week.

The sad thing for her is that I only know all of this from seeing clips on X. I, and billions of other people, have never once watched her show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)

27 Section 1

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

said this before, if a woman from another country comes here 8 & 1/2 months pregnant, gives birth and leaves for home shortly afterwards that kid is not "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" and should not be considered a citizen

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 06:50 PM (CWTWj)

28 Scottish mum needs closed captioning, but I got the gist and am with her 100%.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2026 06:50 PM (NYInA)

29 I'm getting worried Hong Kong Phooey is going to collapse before the primary.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (wGerL)

30
The Enga-land black pill observation is relevant, but many of the midwest small towns where I called on small businesses 40 years ago are in a similar condition today.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)

31 Talarico is genuinely the perfect candidate…

…for a city council seat in San Francisco.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

32

Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.

https://t.ly/daelg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

33 It will be terrifying if these DSA candidates win their elections - unless we think it is still fraud. I just can't believe how they are saying the crazy parts out loud and getting support from anyone beyond the 10% TDS sufferers.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (286+n)

34 Carried over:

11 I get the feeling these people would sell out America at a price far less than we would believe.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)

Yes, not even pennies on the dollar. I would expect no more than a thousandth of the value to us, and for some, maybe only a nominal consideration.

That's the pattern I've seen in news reports of official corruption. Whether it was a property manager steering maintenance contracts for public housing, or a sweetheart deal for a no-bid contract to be a pointless middleman doubling the price of Covid tests, the kickback was relatively trivial, at least three figures less than the value of the deal.

That's probably because what the corruptocrat was selling wasn't his, so it was no cost to him, and also he couldn't put it up on eBay for a bidding war. It was either take the pittance on offer or get nothing for it.

I'm curious to learn if this is a general principle that applies to other things, like fencing stolen art and jewelry. I would bet it does.

Posted by: SciVo at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Sy6m/)

35 Do these super Christian politicians ever talk about Christ?

Am I missing something, they seem to be always talking about people who suck cock.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (ppr2L)

36 Talarico is genuinely the perfect candidate.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)
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To poop on.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (SLpkL)

37 33 It will be terrifying if these DSA candidates win their elections - unless we think it is still fraud. I just can't believe how they are saying the crazy parts out loud and getting support from anyone beyond the 10% TDS sufferers.
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (286+n)

You will have a Pro Islam Mayor of New York City, on the 25th anniversary of 9-11.

I don't know what to think about this country anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (mP0Kj)

38
Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.

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That is certainly one take. Here is a more accurate one:

"Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
9h
Tucker found a bunch of motivational cat posters and compiled them into a schizo manifesto."

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (g47mK)

39 Brave is the only browser i can use for this site on my phone.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (SLpkL)

40 Concern about foreigners who have acquired American citizenship such as Mamdani, Piker, Hong is well-placed but late.

These people have already been well-seeded in the government. Valerie Jarrett was born in Shiraz and speaks Farsi. Remember her?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (JvZF+)

41 I think we've reached the part of the movie where Chuck Heston rides off with the silent but hot Linda Harrison, sees what's left of the Statue of Liberty, and yells "Damn you all to Hell!"
Posted by: Auspex
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I would prefer the 'True Grit' scene where Wayne takes the reins in his teeth, Winchester in one hand, Colt in the other, shouts 'Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch' and charges Ned Pepper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

42 If nothing changes in England, at least someday we will get to watch when Achmed and Co. reach critical mass and all the effete Upper Class Twits get their ancestral estates seized, their inherited riches taken, some beheaded and the rest tossed out of the country.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 06, 2026 06:57 PM (3/XaG)

43 30 The Enga-land black pill observation is relevant, but many of the midwest small towns where I called on small businesses 40 years ago are in a similar condition today.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)

In England it’s probably worse.
These vape shops, mobile phone shops, American candy shops, and barbers and nail salons galore are mostly fronts for drug dealers, organized crime, and a way to bring in their 50 cousins on work visas.

We got hit by off-shoring, which killed a lot of towns, and then Walmart and Amazon and Home Depot came along and devastated retail.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

44 Brave with ad block plus works on iPhone until it locks up and shuts down

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)

45 These people have already been well-seeded in the government. Valerie Jarrett was born in Shiraz and speaks Farsi. Remember her?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (JvZF+)

Wasn’t she the chick ape in the Donnie Wahlberg ‘Planet of the Apes’?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)

46 I would prefer the 'True Grit' scene where Wayne takes the reins in his teeth, Winchester in one hand, Colt in the other, shouts 'Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch' and charges Ned Pepper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Good point, Duvall's gang did fill many of the diversity aspects of Democrats.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Y8DZL)

47 Brave with ad block plus works on iPhone until it locks up and shuts down

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)
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Upward and onward at the HQ!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (SLpkL)

48 In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.

One of the biggest rules in sales is that people don't value anything they can get cheap. Give a customer a sample and they will piss on it. Make them beg and pay, and they will treat it like gold.

Same with women.

Same with citizenship. It should be harder to get than any other country in the world. It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)

49 >>>Sit-on-your-face, GET IT??!!! I love all of drag queens' joke (singular).

I don't know if I am more off-put by Ace's assumption that we can't read or that we can't comprehend the intended joke.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

50
James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian...

I don't know that Talarico is a seminarian, but-

I'm pretty sure that he's a sementarian.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:02 PM (iJfKG)

51 El- Sayed won't defund police until he is in office

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

52 >>It will be terrifying if these DSA candidates win their elections - unless we think it is still fraud. I just can't believe how they are saying the crazy parts out loud and getting support from anyone beyond the 10% TDS sufferers.

What we are seeing is the result of decades of leftists infiltrating or education system. This is what they've taught from elementary school through college.

Look at their supporters. Look at the anti-semitic riots on college campuses. Look where El-Sayed got his votes in Michigan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

53 In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.

One of the biggest rules in sales is that people don't value anything they can get cheap. Give a customer a sample and they will piss on it. Make them beg and pay, and they will treat it like gold.

Same with women.

Same with citizenship. It should be harder to get than any other country in the world. It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)
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Our incompetent Supreme Court has addressed the long pending question on whether the Constitution is a suicide pact, and answered it in the affirmative.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 07:04 PM (SLpkL)

54 Between the non-citizens and the retired generals on the CCP payroll (article on Insty), we really are dangerously close to losing our country. And the Libtards are totally oblivious.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)

55 Between the non-citizens and the retired generals on the CCP payroll (article on Insty), we really are dangerously close to losing our country. And the Libtards are totally oblivious.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)

Wolverines!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dK+Kv)

56 Carlisle left just months after the network pulled the plug on her father's top-rated "Late Show," ending Stephen Colbert's 11-season run on May 21 after CBS called the cancellation a "purely financial decision."

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Top-rated? Ha! If it was it wouldn't have been cancelled.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 07:08 PM (ZNpJk)

57 I'm getting worried Hong Kong Phooey is going to collapse before the primary.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

#1 super guy! Quicker than the human eye.

Posted by: Zombie Scatman Crothers at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (DZ9Lv)

58 You might remember, or tried to forget, how my wife had mentioned the idea of doing an at-home colonoscopy on me, to save money and all. Well, today I get a letter from BCBS where they excitedly reveal that their is a do-it-yourself screening and they're sending me a kit!

I'm guessing the kit has a series of tubes, a bicycle pump, and one of those big drilling/reaming contraptions you see mounted on tripods in bank heist movies. The big drill is usually operated by a guy named Jimmie who is the kid brother of the gang leader who let little bro in on one last big deal. The gang leader loves his little brother and promised his mom he'd always take care of him.

Jimmie dies, horribly, all captured in slow motion, during a shootout after the botched colon job which sets up a cycle of violent revenge between the gang and the protagonist.

I'm excited to see how it all turns out.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

59
What Al-Sayed isn't what Al-Doing.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Y8DZL)

60
In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.
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Same with women.

Posted by: bob

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Same with men.

I agree about the anchor babies. I can't believe how primitive the thinking of some ultra-specialized MD or Electrical Engineer is when it comes to tribal loyalty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:11 PM (mmrXZ)

61
Critical Drinker's read on London is spot on.

We were in London a few weeks ago and our hotel was in South Kensington near what used to be a nice major street now mostly fronted by crap shops, hookah dumps and garbage on the street every morning.

Once upon a time, early in the morning, you'd see shopkeepers sweeping and cleaning up the front of their stores and shops, but-

Nope.

Just garbage dumped on the curb from the night before.

It wasn't like that everywhere, but it was surprising how much was exactly like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (iJfKG)

62 >>>Same with men.

It wouldn't be that way if you didn't have all the boobs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (dK+Kv)

63
Traitors need to visit Iran attached to a bomb.

Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (/QHx4)

64 Wasn’t she the chick ape in the Donnie Wahlberg ‘Planet of the Apes’?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
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Is that you Roseanne?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (JvZF+)

65 60 Minutes is old. There are very old people who still respect it, because it's old. Also, it's old.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM

You mean like ... over-29 old?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

66 ..."top-rated 'Late Show,'"

Top.
Rated.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (pE12i)

67 > "the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers," an 11-year-old boy "drag queen" who goes by the stage name Kween Kee Kee.

This should be prima facie evidence for fast-track termination of parental rights.

> It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)

The U.S Oath of Citizenship still begins:

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen..."

How this is compatible with "dual citizenship" I cannot understand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (IG3/x)

68 Flip wilson performed his last televised show in drag as Geraldine in 1983.

Ace is still traumatized

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 07:14 PM (pqVDs)

69 54 Between the non-citizens and the retired generals on the CCP payroll (article on Insty), we really are dangerously close to losing our country. And the Libtards are totally oblivious.
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)

Nooooo ... objection, assumes facts not in evidence

They're all in favor of this.

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 06, 2026 07:14 PM (3sXRv)

70 I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
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Bet you're fun at a circumcision

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM (JvZF+)

71 England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

72 Shut up Sucker!

Posted by: Geraldine Jones at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (JvZF+)

73 19 I think Trump is getting a bit carried away with the scalp weasel.
https://tinyurl.com/23bbfrxr
Posted by: JackStraw
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And walks away with a sack of Big Macs and fries in hand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (nqf1u)

74 I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
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Bet you're fun at a circumcision

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM (JvZF+)

Bring little foreskin-sized rubber bands and shoot them at people?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (dK+Kv)

75 Browndog - true they love their stunning and brave utopia but they are oblivious to reality.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (286+n)

76 I see that the previous post featured the lovely Natalie Winters. Hubba hubba hubba. Sorry I missed it. I bet there was a plethora of comments about her prominent hooterage.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ)

77 71 England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

You mean a fag end g'vnor ...

Posted by: Bill Sykes at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (3sXRv)

78 An actual UK MP, lounging in her bikini in a Mediterranean garden, telling British survivors that they’re arseholes for wanting single sex support services, rapists should be in women’s prisons and that your daughter should get changed in front of men. Mad

Hey Bucky. Interesting teefs.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

79 Bet you're fun at a circumcision
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM

I always get complements on my Texas-style bris kit.

Posted by: The Mohel at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

80 Opps.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 BREAKING: In a bombshell drop, declassified files show that 633,000 THOUSAND Maricopa County AZ voter files were hacked and stolen on the EVE of the 2020 election...and the Biden DOJ REFUSED to do anything about it after a months-long investigation — Just the News

>>This is MADNESS!

>>What did the hackers DO with that intel?! The suspect even CONFESSED to it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m)

81 > Well, today I get a letter from BCBS where they excitedly reveal that their is a do-it-yourself screening and they're sending me a kit!
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

Don't get too excited. It's just a small bottle brush-like dingus that you stick into your poop at multiple locations, then seal into a vial for return.

If anything weird shows up on that, you'll still have to go in for the full Black and Decker Snake Light up the ass treatment.

Pro tip: the paper sheet they give you to catch your poop is 100% useless. Don't even attempt it.

Instead, get one of those disposable aluminum pie plates and put that in the toilet. Get your sample, dump the turd off into the toilet, and throw the pie plate away.

I believe it was AoP who gave me this tip. Works great.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)

82 Somebody on youtube said Francesca Hong looks like a grey alien wearing an Asian skin-mask, and now I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (2Drhq)

83 81 billion votes !

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (UjdFS)

84
England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

Yeah, that was another surprising thing...cigarette butts everywhere.

But, hey mate it's some other oik's job to clean up. Might as well take a shit on the street while you're here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (iJfKG)

85 I would like to see this MP, blue hair? Tats? Pierckngs or way older than that?

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)

86 Why would anyone care? Is it a surprise she had a nepot-job?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (JvZF+)

Her d*ckhead father got a gimme job writing a new LoTR movie. Motherf*cker couldn't write his own jokes for a sh*tty comedy show he hosted.

Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2026 07:21 PM (6+ehB)

87 "Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.

A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime."

That's funny. In Z.H. Beddoes' Economist interview with Elon Musk last week, she insisted that Europe - and especially the UK - was as sound as a pound, completely safe and vibrant. She was highly offended that Musk's X was depicting the UK as a hellscape ready to break out in civil war if things didn't change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0CU3H)

88 "Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.

A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime."

That's funny. In Z.H. Beddoes' Economist interview with Elon Musk last week, she insisted that Europe - and especially the UK - was as sound as a pound, completely safe and vibrant. She was highly offended that Musk's X was depicting the UK as a hellscape ready to break out in civil war if things didn't change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0CU3H)

89 Do Texan mohels yell “yee-HAW” at the successful conclusion of the procedure?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

90 Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.

https://t.ly/daelg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

If Tucker is now a faction me and my cats are another faction.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

91 Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America —

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

Nice try, Herr Carlson, but you need about 15 more points.

Posted by: Failed Uniball Artist at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (IG3/x)

92 If everyone is a faction, then no one is a faction.

Posted by: I gotta say at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (2Ez/1)

93 68 Flip wilson performed his last televised show in drag as Geraldine in 1983.

Ace is still traumatized

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Dumbass. Flip Wilson was performing comedy, back when we were still allowed to laugh, and did not ever present himself as Actually Female.

Do better.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (zYpTz)

94 Well, today I get a letter from BCBS where they excitedly reveal that their is a do-it-yourself screening and they're sending me a kit!

I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream

My primary care physician said that if you use one of those and it returns positive for problems (you can get false positives if you have hemorrhoids) and you have to have a real colonoscopy, the real colonoscopy will be billed as a follow up procedure instead of a diagnostic procedure.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (vJrRc)

95 84
England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)

Yeah, that was another surprising thing...cigarette butts everywhere.

But, hey mate it's some other oik's job to clean up. Might as well take a shit on the street while you're here.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (iJfKG)
I was in London in 69. Could have gone barefoot.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)

96
We got hit by off-shoring, which killed a lot of towns, and then Walmart and Amazon and Home Depot came along and devastated retail.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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On a motorcycle/camping trip up through the Appalachians, stopped at a traffic light in an E. Tennesse town with boarded-up storefronts. My buddy flipped up his face shield and loudly said 'I wonder where the Walmart is'? A guy on the sidewalk pointed and said, 'It's a miled down that way'.

Towns all up through Appalachia are heartbreaking.

Iris DeMent,'Our Town'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-HUmUGERg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

97 Belinda Carlisle >>>>>Madeleine Carlisle

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0CU3H)

98 > 89 Do Texan mohels yell “yee-HAW” at the successful conclusion of the procedure?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

Some of them have gone native and "slap hot iron to it" using a branding iron. You can tell which region of Texas the mohel comes from by looking at which ranch's brand he uses.

Posted by: Failed Uniball Artist at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)

99 I'm still in shock over the earlier news about Roland Martin. A man can't even go out on his boat with the fishin' dog without getting in trouble. Damn the news...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (QaH55)

100

Senator Mitch McConnell was discharged from the rehab center and said he will continue his recovery at home.

“Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home. Elaine and I are grateful for the many well wishes and support from friends, colleagues, and Kentuckians, and for the attentive care I’ve received from excellent doctors, nurses, therapists, and hospital staff,” McConnell said in a statement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)

101 Freakin' Ace is doing it again. He's messing with my blood pressure.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske)

102 Beware the Bulg Faction. It involves Russian, the Byzantine Empire, and boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (77rzZ)

103 I just realized Talafreako is the 'New Age Girl' from that song cover by Dead-eye Dick.

He doesn't eat meat but he sure likes the bone.

G*d, that song was catchy as f*ck.

Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (6+ehB)

104 92 If everyone is a faction, then no one is a faction.
Posted by: I gotta say at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (2Ez/1)
I can't get no faction.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (LHPAg)

105 Is it me or have people gone more insane this summer? Is it due to climate change and the heat? I vote for aerosoled xanax spray when the fire planes are no longer putting out fires that are manmade. Of course this would invade the UK airspace, and that would take diplomacy I don't have for those wakers and their trans crap. The MP has sun damage to her face, which she should be more worried about than the mental trans.

All the xanax could be used up over MN alone! That freak with the mask, hat and gloves is such a coward he can't show himself. They should not allow him to speak due to who the hell is he? Probably fugly and appears to have a honker nose. Right. Come and take my property and you'll have more than a big nose to deal with.

Until now I did not know there were 11yr old drag queens. Parents must be so proud and CPS should take this child from them. I need xanax now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

106 Do Texan mohels yell “yee-HAW” at the successful conclusion of the procedure?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM

Of all mohels, the Texan ones have it the easiest, because everything's bigger in Texas.

Posted by: New York Mohel at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

107
Flip Wilson > Rue Paul

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (OkYzo)

108 The devil made him buy that dress.

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 07:29 PM (ZxPkt)

109 Carlson's manifesto is pretty much what I expected: some good ideas and a lot of retardation, with a side order of The Joooos..

"Government officials should be punished for lying to citizens." Really, Tuck? And who exactly gets to decide what are "lies."

Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:29 PM (2Drhq)

110 10-punkte-Programm

Posted by: Geraldine Jones at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (JvZF+)

111
Too many out of staters are in Texas now. They brought their liberal ideals while escaping their liberal states. Will it be enough to turn it blue? Maybe not but it's a lot more purple than it is Red like it used to be.

Now these transplants in Texas will help prop up Talarico to "fix" the backwards Red state.

It's what happened in Oregon. Flooded with Californians and other lib state transplants for Nike & Tech jobs.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (OkYzo)

112 I reckon we gonna put off that visit to Castle Clampett over in England. Granny might not take too kindly to some of them folks.

Posted by: Jed, Earl of Clampett at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (XOG/m)

113 /Flip Wilson sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (JvZF+)

114 The F-22 Raptors out of Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson are more than usually zoomy today. I thought that last one was gonna take the roof off. They don't usually make passes that low over the city.

I wonder if Pooty-Poot is getting froggy again, thinking that all of our military attention is focused on Iran.

If so, he's clearly wrong.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (IG3/x)

115 Somehow got first
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

116 Flip Wilson > Rue Paul
Posted by: Frank Barone

The Devil made him do it!

Posted by: Geraldine at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (XOG/m)

117 Yall remember Charlie Crist? He’s the ex governor of Florida who went full rino then became a Democrat. Lost re election as governor. Then won a house seat. Then lost it. Now he’s running for mayor of St Pete. He’s 70 years old.

These cucks can never let go of politics. Even if it’s a demotion down to local office. They’re so power hungry they’ll take anything. Like alcoholics drinking vanilla extract. Pathetic.

Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (Bz1XI)

118 New York mohels:

https://youtu.be/bDABzGe94GU

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (2Ez/1)

119 The NJ mohel with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:35 PM (nqf1u)

120
Tucker must've taken the pledge lately, the kids saw him a some fancy dinner joint south of Tampa a couple years ago and said he was shit-faced.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)

121 117 Yall remember Charlie Crist? Now he’s running for mayor of St Pete. He’s 70 years old.
Posted by: Being Honest

Just a kid by today's standards.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Y8DZL)

122 Now he’s running for mayor of St Pete. He’s 70 years old.

These cucks can never let go of politics. Even if it’s a demotion down to local office. They’re so power hungry they’ll take anything. Like alcoholics drinking vanilla extract. Pathetic.

Posted by: Being Honest
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No other job pays more money for less work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (nqf1u)

123 Maybe not but it's a lot more purple than it is Red like it used to be.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (OkYzo)
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Stop. Just... no.

Texas was a (D) state for pretty much its entire history until W Bush came around. It was never blood red, I'm from here, live here, and where we are right now, or at least in 2024, is as red as it's ever been. the Dallas mayor changed from a (D) to a (R) not long ago, Trump turned over the RGV - Reagan and W never did that.

Stop believing the bullshit, yes, a shit load of people have moved here, not all of them are leftists. I know blue people who have left precisely because they don't want to live in red Texas.

Texas is not purple, it is not blood red. It's not the next Colorado. There are too many urban fuckups, yeah, but the rest of the state is bigger than any other in the lower 48 and has a shitload of normal people in it and will for a very long time.

Posted by: Johnny Texas at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (0OHKH)

124 Cafe is open, link to comment section here:

https://tinyurl.com/yrpxhr4c

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:40 PM (zYpTz)

125 > The F-22 Raptors out of Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson are more than usually zoomy today. I thought that last one was gonna take the roof off. They don't usually make passes that low over the city.

In case anyone comes in late:

My bad. I forgot there's gonna be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (IG3/x)

126 Tucker must've taken the pledge lately, the kids saw him a some fancy dinner joint south of Tampa a couple years ago and said he was shit-faced.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)

Rules are for other people. I'm sure he takes his 27 medicinal tots per week as normal.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

127 "rural LGBTQ communities."

There are no rural queer communities. There are rural communities into which queer people move in an attempt to make them into a "bedroom community." But communities don't thrive if the vast majority of people in them are homosexual. They only last one generation.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (kU0PQ)

128 how to call for the British navy to save you when you want to be brought ashore.

The proper British Navy would ensure they never reached shore. With prejudice.

Of course, when they had a proper British Navy... the British Army would then invade your country and rule it for several generations until it was a decent place to be from. Or, at least conquer part of France and give it back in 100 years or so.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:49 PM (kU0PQ)

129 "for the primary purpose of obtaining U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the United States."

It NEEDS to not even allow it for secondary purposes of giving birth. In fact, it needs to prevent all pregnant women on temporary visas within 3 months of giving birth to enter the United States (tourist visas are 3 months, IIRC). And if you lie about the timing, and your kid happens to be born here, you need to be sent home and your child automatically de-naturalized for the mom providing false information.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:53 PM (kU0PQ)

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