Wednesday Night Cafe

Ben Wolf

Pelican tries to eat a capybara. But he's a pelican't.

Cat has good precision-jumping skills.

Dog is all bark.

A weird glow-headed fish.

ICYMI: This yappy little dog loves the stairs.

Urban goat.

Kitten is a selfie queen.

Moon transport.

Friend in need is a friend indeed..🐕🐾😊 pic.twitter.com/ylRrcFArdU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 5, 2026

Baby seal.. those eyes..🦭😍 pic.twitter.com/bH3tnoZYEQ
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 5, 2026

A stunning close-up aerial footage of one of the ancient pyramids of Egypt, paragliding

[📹 Yanis Terzis]pic.twitter.com/B2UGymuFyj
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 20, 2026

100,000+ Followers. Absolutely unreal. 🤯

When I launched Fascinating History, I wondered if a professional historian could compete with the daily scroll. Turns out, there's a massive hunger for the real, unvarnished truth of the past. Thank you for being here; I'm glad to meet… pic.twitter.com/M4eMoE5fYW
— Fascinating History (@Fascinate_Hist) June 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:34 PM

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1 Nooded, y'all.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

3 And SPONGE!! Holy cats, on a Cafe thread?

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (NcvvS)

4 Would have been first, not that need to but trying to swat away ad was very difficult

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Hey Skip, the last thread is hanging, too. Did take my nood, but that's it.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (NcvvS)

6 When I launched Fascinating History, I wondered if a professional historian could compete with the daily scroll.

Don't give the wingsuit guys any ideas!

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 07:43 PM (KsZMV)

7 Cool drone footage

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (m7NHf)

8 Thanks for the cafe, Ace!

And the rest of the day's threads too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (NnhvP)

9 Ok, wife just got home. Good night, all!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:45 PM (NcvvS)

10 There you have it.

>>@JeffClarkUS
·
1h
>>+2

>>Good grief, it’s even worse than I thought.

>>They didn’t just deliberately misspell Oxford as Oxferd, they substituted in a zero ( 0 ) for an “o” so that it’s not Comma, it’s C0mma.

>>Totally designed to foil FOIA requests.

>>It should be investigated as an obstruction of justice. You know, some real obstruction of an official proceeding.

>>I consulted with a document expert. He measured the o-looking letter/digit in the document and concluded it was a zero.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)

11 That cat perch mounted on door glass is nice work

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Top pic:

Don't jump!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Channeling dementia Joe at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM (rQFmm)

13 @10

>>There you have it.

Clearly there is mens rea in the naming of the investigation.

Wood chippers all around.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

14 500 Years of Women's Corsets, Stays, and Bras | A Dress Historian Explains Bustlines & Necklines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLCca7u2j4

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

15 My father, who died fairly young in 1990, was stoic yet funny and literally campaigned for Goldwater (my old joke about the trolls). Oh and he adored Ayn Rand.

I'm trying to imagine going back and telling him that in the 2020's, people in America get fired and blacklisted for saying that only women should play in women's sports. I'm trying to imagine his reaction.

Then again if I told him his other two sons became leftards, that reaction I know.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (gGWDB)

16 substituted in a zero ( 0 ) for an “o”

On the comments font on my browser, 0 and o look the same. The composition box, apparently, is a different font, because the zero is tall (but not as fat as capital O).

Obviously, we need to re-boot the printed alphabet. It's the only @nʃvveʁ.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ball of confusion at August 05, 2026 07:57 PM (rQFmm)

17 Hello cafe friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 07:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 Wasn't sure what to expect in Moon Transport
Very cleaver

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

19 Clearly there is mens rea in the naming of the investigation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

MENS REAAAAA

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (gGWDB)

20 Love that little stair-loving bulldog. Some bulldogs are not lazy. Both of mine love to go out for a run.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

21 14 500 Years of Women's Corsets, Stays, and Bras | A Dress Historian Explains Bustlines & Necklines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLCca7u2j4
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

Ohhhh…I found my back up! Yay!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 Corsets, Stays, and Bras
---------

I was born in the wagon of a travelin show

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:02 PM (gGWDB)

23 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

24
*door bangs open*
*trudges in*

Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (O0L8i)

25
A good day, problems resolving themselves, expenses expected taken care of, healthy, happy, and more important so is the family near and extended.

I hope the same for all of you.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Y8DZL)

26 Mens rea should not sound as gross as it does but dang does it ever sound like it ought to mean something gross.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Vq1pX)

27 I was born in the wagon of a travelin show
Posted by: ...

At least it's not a Greyhound bus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

28 15 My father, who died fairly young in 1990, was stoic yet funny and literally campaigned for Goldwater (my old joke about the trolls). Oh and he adored Ayn Rand.

I'm trying to imagine going back and telling him that in the 2020's, people in America get fired and blacklisted for saying that only women should play in women's sports. I'm trying to imagine his reaction.

Then again if I told him his other two sons became leftards, that reaction I know.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (gGWDB)

Evening, Horde.

My father passed away on the youngish side in 2007. He was a very respectable doctor, but I recall he fell for the Fauci-generated AIDS panic back in the day, hook, line, and sinker. We were all gonna DIIIEEE!!!!

Wonder what his reaction would be to my 'splaining the Covidiocy to him now. Prolly just as well he isn't around anymore.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (SgdqL)

29
Re the big moon impact of that Falcon 9 2nd stage last night. It happened as predicted, but nobody, even the professionals were able to see anything, not even reflected light from a dust plume.

The Very Large Telescope down there in Chile was looking, and the spectrographs saw the chemical signature of sodium and lithium kicked up. So it it hit and did kick up some ejecta. A couple of other observatories saw the same spectral signatures as well.

So, it happened, but absolute nothingburger as far as anything to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)

30 I'm catching up! From El-Sayed Wins Nom:

73 >>>67 The creature on the left in the top pic does look like an HR lady . . . but what does "quirk chungus" mean?

he meant quirky chungus. Spoiled the tweet, sadly.

"Chungus" just means a big chubby person.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

"Quirk Chungus" comes from a 2020 iFunny comic poking fun at Ye Olde Millenials. I'm beginning to suspect you're not really almost 29!

Know Your Meme:
https://tinyurl.com/46hhkax2

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 08:06 PM (Sy6m/)

31 My orange painting See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)

32 There was briefly a punk club in Heritageville called Club Baby Seal. They even had the neon sign with the seal's eyes x'ed out.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (nDXEV)

33 I hope the same for all of you.
Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Y8DZL)

Nice! Back atcha, Auspex.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (zYpTz)

34 24
*door bangs open*
*trudges in*

Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM

Fridge is open! But I spilled water back there. Be careful!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 I liked questionable content.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:08 PM (Vq1pX)

36 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

That's not the worst part -- Hwy 41 is nothing but strip malls now.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 08:08 PM (nDXEV)

37 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

I love those dudes so much - but that song never did much for me!

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:09 PM (gGWDB)

38 JOHN SOLOMON: John Thune and Tom Cotton Are Blocking the DOJ From Obtaining the Brennan Transcripts, and Todd Blanche Has Failed to Force Their Release.

This has been going on for eight months. They are needed for the Florida Grand Jury. You don't hate these RINOs enough.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:10 PM (3ImbR)

39 The lawyer for the latest hyper-masculinity project of the Democrat Party, Kirill Basin, indicated in court Tuesday that his client intends to plead not guilty to two charges of making terroristic threats.

"These are just allegations. My client has a presumption of innocence,' Brandon Segal, Esq., told the Wailuku courtroom. He also slammed Basin's $1 million bond for bail as "outrageous".

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 05, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

40 Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?
Posted by: Hadrian

*checks fridge*

There's a half-empty Modelo Especial with the cap loosely hammered back on that's been sitting in the fridge for I think maybe two weeks or so. Want a glass with that?

Posted by: mindful webworker - yum at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (rQFmm)

41 If you are wondering why the corrupt FBI named their investigation of Trump Oxford Comma because he fired Comey, wonder no more.

https://tinyurl.com/4brp6uvr

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

42 Ohhhh…I found my back up! Yay!
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2026 08:00 PM (ZdaMQ)
___________________

Hey, Piper. I have a fashion note for you. Chivalry of holding a door for a woman. Lot's of people like to attribute this to Medieval knights allowing women to go first on the off chance that an enemy is on the other side. That is nothing but myth and hogwash.

The true reason the chivalrous act of holding a door for a woman occurred was due to the fashion during Medieval times and pragmatism. Heavy, restrictive hoop skirts and large dresses made it physically difficult for women to reach door latches or navigate entryways unassisted, prompting men to step in as a matter of functional help and social custom.

So, essentially, thanks to Medieval hoop skirts, feminists give me the side eye when I hold the door for them. The irony being that such feminists are unaware that it was the result of stupid outerwear choices of women in 500-1500 AD.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (dIske)

43 Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:10 PM (3ImbR

I can see Thune by why Cotton?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)

44 Hey, it's like that old cliche. "Aim for the moon. That way if you miss, you'll still wind up in the cold dead embrace of empty interstellar nothingness."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (Vq1pX)

45 *door bangs open*
*trudges in*

Hell of a day. Hey! How about getting me a beer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM

Here you go!

* bats eyes *

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

46 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

That deserved an Dicky Betts sock ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (3sXRv)

47 Evenin’, All. Happy Wednesday night.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

48
Lamb steak for dinner. Super excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

49 you are wondering why the corrupt FBI named their investigation of Trump Oxford Comma because he fired Comey, wonder no more.

https://tinyurl.com/4brp6uvr
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:11 P

I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (lCppi)

50 Well, Ol' Robbo's beloved Nats seem to be flaming out now after their best season start since '19. Oh, well.

When does MAC football start? GO, MIAMI REDHAWS!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (SgdqL)

51 "That's not the worst part -- Hwy 41 is nothing but strip malls now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno"

Well, not all of it. Highway 41 runs South out of Macon (home of the Allmans) and passes about 300 yards from here. I tell everyone Dickey Betts was born right over there.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

52 Hey, Piper. I miss you.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

53 My orange painting See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)

Dude.

That is wonderful. Just, dang!

I am the worst when talking about art. But I like what I like.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (0aYVJ)

54
I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

55 >>>barreleye

I think I've seen someone commenting with that name.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (syz1S)

56 At least it's not a Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:05 PM (m7NHf)

That deserved an Dicky Betts sock ...
Posted by: browndog

I shoulda.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (m7NHf)

57
I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM (lCppi)

____________

Oxfurd? Oxfyrd? Oxfird?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (O0L8i)

58
He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

____________

The heathen Chinee just let them fall on their workers and peasants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

59 I think these are poo flinging chimpanzees.

https://tinyurl.com/3vzssv45

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 08:17 PM (ndZc7)

60 I'll take an oxford comma over a cambridge en-dash.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:17 PM (Vq1pX)

61 48 Hadrian, sounds wonderful. Precise directions to your place, please. I’ll bring the booze.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

62 >>I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

FOIA requests for documents must be specific. You need to specify exactly what you are looking for by proper name, misspellings, even obvious ones, will not be honored.

If you put in a FOIA request for documents related to a case named Oxford Comma and actual name of the investigation is Oxferd C0mma, you will be told there are no documents response to your request.

And that's exactly what happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)

63 Dude.

That is wonderful. Just, dang!

I am the worst when talking about art. But I like what I like.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X

I like the reflection off the rails and the train crossing the bridge in back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:18 PM (m7NHf)

64 I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

Ever since I was a kid
You sure looked good to me
Now, I'm a man full-grown, and I
Know what I hate to see
it might be tomorrow
(Oh, well) I just don't know
(Oh, well) it might take years
I wonder when they're going to destroy your face...

Posted by: Poor Moon By Those Dirty Hippies Canned Ass at August 05, 2026 08:19 PM (ftsic)

65 I dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM

It was Oxferd C0mma. Two little "misspellings" to foil FOIA searches. Search for "Oxford Comma", get zero returns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

66 I thought this was America!

Minnesota man charged for laying spike strip to keep those darn kids off his lawn!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 08:21 PM (ndZc7)

67 Government employees who get cute like that, should be keel-hauled

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (nERSu)

68 54
I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1" in which Andy Griffith played an entrepreneur who had a vision of salvaging NASA leftovers off the Moon for fun and profit.

Now that Elon and friends are distributing more such stuff, seems to me time for a reboot.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

69 McConnell has remotely put his name on the following legislative items:
* The Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia Act of 2026
* A Resolution Honoring Senator Lindsey Graham
* Burma Sanctions Amendment
* Ukraine Battlefield Lessons Amendment
* Open Technology Fund Amendment
tinyurl.com/j6d4fesx

Posted by: Bernie Lomax (R, KY) at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (88C+u)

70 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (0aYVJ)

Thanks Mr Mahon .

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:23 PM (KC5Lt)

71
Government employees who get cute like that, should be keel-hauled

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (nERSu)

____________

Some rogue in the Cincinnati office. Let's move on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)

72
Burma Sanctions Amendment

__________

Aren't we supposed to call it Myanmar? Which sounds like some plastic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)

73 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:27 PM (KC5Lt)

74 If you're going to do black book ops, don't actually write shit down in a literal black book so people can find it and drag your whole fucking clique over it.

Fuck's sakes, dumbasses, you're supposed to be the Professionals?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:28 PM (Vq1pX)

75 Aren't we supposed to call it Myanmar? Which sounds like some plastic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Navy holds Top Gun there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 08:28 PM (m7NHf)

76 New York Post @nypost
Max Miller blows past deadline to drop out of the race and let Republicans easily replace him trib.al/Erhm1ws

Posted by: welp, one down at August 05, 2026 08:28 PM (88C+u)

77 I can see Thune by why Cotton?
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)
____________________

Participation on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence changes people. It's why I will never trust Rubio despite his current behavior.

That whole committe was instrumental in the progression of the Russia Hoax....including Cotton and Rubio.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (dIske)

78 "Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1"

Absolutely not. I loved that show. When I was a kid (before the show) I wanted to build my own rocketship. I had plans and everything.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (MWfyi)

79 Ach! ‘Sferd comma.
— Ach! God’s ferd comma (in German Shakespeare)

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

80 73 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

I think we have four Lunar Rovers left on the moon where moon grass is growing around them and a space refrigerator leaning up against one of them.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:27 PM (KC5Lt)

PROFIT!

Posted by: The Lunar Gnomes at August 05, 2026 08:30 PM (SgdqL)

81 I can see Thune by why Cotton?
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)
~~~~~

Have no idea what happened to him, but he's always standing right there next to Thune, Barrasso and Lankford.

Cotton was a Tomb Guard when he was in the Army and I always thought very highly of him. No more. I used to like Barrasso too.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:31 PM (3ImbR)

82 Keça Kafiroş,

https://tinyurl.com/rrx8y2s9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:31 PM (nqf1u)

83 dont get it... Oxferd v Oxford?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:14 PM

It was Oxferd C0mma. Two little "misspellings" to foil FOIA searches. Search for "Oxford Comma", get zero returns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

Devious

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:32 PM (lCppi)

84 Duncan, what’s the second misspelling?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

85 >>Cotton was a Tomb Guard when he was in the Army ...
Posted by: IrishEi?!
---

He's still a guard, different tomb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (nqf1u)

86 These Are the Coolest Collisions In Space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myVjEFu-ENo

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (jrgJz)

87 It was Oxferd C0mma. Two little "misspellings" to foil FOIA searches. Search for "Oxford Comma", get zero returns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

Devious
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:32 PM (lCppi)

I think autocorrect was part of the evil plan.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (KC5Lt)

88 Salvage 1 bored me to tears but I loved that "Stowaway to the Moon" tv movie from the 70s.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 08:35 PM (nDXEV)

89 Fucking L33t H@xx0r skills, there, feebs.

And "Eats shoots and leaves", right? Shoots? Right? Like you want to shoot your boss? Ha ha, you're so clever, it makes my balls hurt.

Shitheads. Stick'em all into an elevator on their way to some special secret award for how great they all are, and then cut the fucking cable at the top.

What a tragedy, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (Vq1pX)

90 Rubio is the DS plant.

Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)

91 what’s the second misspelling?
~~~~~

A zero instead of the letter o in comma

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:37 PM (3ImbR)

92 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)

I'm starting to think he's an honest to goodness turncoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vq1pX)

93 Reminds me. Time to watch Moon with Sam Rockwell again. And Seven Psychopaths. Sam Rockwell may be my favorite actor.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)

94 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)
~~~~~

I don't think so.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:39 PM (3ImbR)

95 78 "Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1"

Absolutely not. I loved that show. When I was a kid (before the show) I wanted to build my own rocketship. I had plans and everything.
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:29 PM (MWfyi)

So, do you also also recall the short-lived series "Flying High," about three airline stewardesses including Connie Sellecca from the same time period?

Ol' Robbo was in his mid teens in those days and was....impressionable.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:40 PM (SgdqL)

96 91. OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

97 Devious

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 08:32 PM (lCppi)

0ur D3mocracy

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:42 PM (jZpz1)

98 "Flying High,"

No, I don't remember that one. It sound like something Cheech and Chong would do.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:42 PM (MWfyi)

99 My second orange painting. Ignore the sale caption . I was experimenting with the website.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:42 PM (KC5Lt)

100 Imagine you actually are some kind of competent hammond eggers three letter doing actual secret high level work, and these fucking groin idiots who can't op their way out of a wet paper bag with 100% media cover and a bottomless expense account get to boss you around and act like they're the Real Deal, and not you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:43 PM (Vq1pX)

101 94 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)
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I don't think so.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:39 PM (3ImbR)

I don't know what the hell to make out of Lil' Marco. He's blowin' with the wind now, but what happens if and when he becomes the wind?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:43 PM (SgdqL)

102 The four lunar landers were scrapped during my Cash for Clunkers program.

Posted by: Barry O at August 05, 2026 08:43 PM (JM9I6)

103 >> OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.

You aren't seeing it because this place is not printed word, it's digital. When they are printed you can tell the difference between the two.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)

104 68 54
I see some idiots on X are complaining about the moon impact. This is basically leftoid Elon haters who know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about. He's "littering the Moon" or doing some other Bad Things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

Heh. I may be the only person left on the planet who remembers the brief, 1979, show called "Salvage 1" in which Andy Griffith played an entrepreneur who had a vision of salvaging NASA leftovers off the Moon for fun and profit.

Now that Elon and friends are distributing more such stuff, seems to me time for a reboot.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)

wait wait wait

I'm getting the feeling that you might not be 29*.

*I remember Salvage 1. Liked it a lot. I might not be 29, either, come to think about it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (0CU3H)

105 >>Cotton was a Tomb Guard when he was in the Army ...
Posted by: IrishEi?!
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He's still a guard, different tomb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 08:34 PM (nqf1u)

Right? The people that end up in congress and the senate are like bananas. They start green (new comer), then slowly start turning yellow (cowards), and then right to fucking rotten.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (S41Gd)

106 Time to watch Moon with Sam Rockwell again. And Seven Psychopaths. Sam Rockwell may be my favorite actor.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)

Watch it before someone kills Guy!

Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)

107 Rubio is the DS plant.
Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 08:36 PM (/Chlc)

I'm starting to think he's an honest to goodness turncoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vq1pX)

What the hell is he doing now??

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (S41Gd)

108 >>>OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
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See JackStraw's post at #10. If you look carefully you can see the difference in the two commas.

Can't show you here because it doesn't work with this font. Straw copied/pasted and it's obvious in that.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (3ImbR)

109 >>>OK, I’m not seeing that. Not denying it, just not seeing it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
~~~~~

See JackStraw's post at #10. If you look carefully you can see the difference in the two commas.

Can't show you here because it doesn't work with this font. Straw copied/pasted and it's obvious in that.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (3ImbR)

110 What did Rubio do to earn the derision?

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 08:47 PM (MWfyi)

111 Watch it before someone kills Guy!
Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)

Promoted to Roc Ingersol.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:47 PM (KC5Lt)

112 wai
t wait wait

I'm getting the feeling that you might not be 29*.

*I remember Salvage 1. Liked it a lot. I might not be 29, either, come to think about it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 08:44 PM (0CU3H)

Am, TOO!! And for many years now!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (SgdqL)

113 I'm starting to think he's an honest to goodness turncoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:38 PM (Vq1pX)

What the hell is he doing now??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2026 08:46 PM (S41Gd)

I meant he was definitely Uniparty, but now he seems like he's actually team MAGA, for real.

I don't expect perfection from the guy, but I'm pretty happy with Secretary Rubio all in all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (Vq1pX)

114 What did Rubio do?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (KC5Lt)

115 What did Rubio do?
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2026 08:48 PM (KC5Lt)

Acc said he's deep state, and i said he might be a legit turncoat... but i meant *for our side*.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Vq1pX)

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