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Yep
Posted by: Midget Mengele at August 05, 2026 06:39 PM (m7NHf) 2
Oops
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (m7NHf) 3
what was Alissa Murphy even doing in that election. Is she married? Maybe Mr Murphy just wanted her out of the house for a few weeks
Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:40 PM (88C+u) 4
I'm like the least interested in sports in my family, but why has the entire sports establishment become so liberal? It's everything from the writers, to the teams, to the management, coaching, sponsors, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (eIzlH) 5
I’m feeling fatigue almost as much after leg day
Posted by: Brometheus at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (M6zLr) 6
I nood'd
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 06:42 PM (m7NHf) 7
As for Geno Segers:
I wish to extend my most sincere apologies to everyone impacted by my words. While I never intended to inflict harm, I recognize that the impact of my statements is what matters most. I am fully committed to listening, educating myself, and elevating my standards. I will work tirelessly to earn the opportunity to make things right. Sometimes the pillow isn't worth the bite. Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:42 PM (88C+u) 8
Cori Bush's Oprah butt is bustin out of her SPANX. I honestly don't see how she got that on without help or a crane.
Hope she doesn't twerk or it could put out an eye. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 06:43 PM (hzuYO) 9
Hmm. Still a gray box.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (1Ff7Z) 10
I'm feeling so grey after reading those, Ace.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (aJQbY) 11
The money that Cory Bush squandered in her electoral bid could have lifted single black mothers out of poverty, or at least paid their medical bills.
I blame her for the ongoing poverty in the black community. Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 06:44 PM (rbvCR) 12
Not a bad design choice, Ace.
I say we keep it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt) 13
We do "cancel" people in politics for their words. We shouldn't cancel truck drivers or pizza restaurant owners for their politics -- but we sure as shit should "cancel" political candidates for their politics.
== Good point! Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK) 14
I thought Boxing Day was December 26.
Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Av6i5) 15
Spices the place up a little.
A little change never hurt anybody. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt) 16
why has the entire sports establishment become so liberal
_______________ 1. Identify a respected institution. 2. Kill it. 3.. Gut it. 4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (f0sNM) 17
The thing I like about Cori Bush is she's such a gracious loser.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (PiwSw) 18
I'm like the least interested in sports in my family, but why has the entire sports establishment become so liberal? It's everything from the writers, to the teams, to the management, coaching, sponsors, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 05, 2026 06:41 PM (eIzlH) Once it became air conditioned offices at a big HQ building instead of standing outside a locker room waiting to ask a question of a naked dude they suddenly became a desirable post for modern college grads. Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy) 19
whoops, sorry, I thought this post was done, but it wasn't.
It was my Autism. Also there was an insidiously racist campaign against me. Posted by: ace at August 05, 2026 06:48 PM (1wjle) 20
13 We do "cancel" people in politics for their words. We shouldn't cancel truck drivers or pizza restaurant owners for their politics -- but we sure as shit should "cancel" political candidates for their politics.
== Good point! Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK) He's describing democracy in a nutshell. The Dems object because it's not their democracy. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt) 21
Francesca Hong, looks like mental defect. She has the phenotypical morphology of a genetic mutation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 06:49 PM (nqf1u) 22
It was my Autism. Also there was an insidiously racist campaign against me.
=== AIPAC set ace up to fail! Posted by: first time commenter at August 05, 2026 06:49 PM (g47mK) 23
What the FUCK is Geno Segers doing on Broadway?
He’s a rational based guy in an ocean of perverts, pedos, hysterical drama queens, science-experiment mutants, and backstabbing Machiavellian cunts. Bro … RUN Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 06:49 PM (51nZv) 24
Francesca Hong knows you know she's lying. And she doesn't care.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (PiwSw) 25
Get rid of Cori Bush, five more pop up. Keeping a nation free is a full time job
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (KY+FT) 26
Wesley needs to butch up, he looks like a girl.
And Cori, I seen better looking Grouper's; no offense. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (nqf1u) 27
She just hates American culture in general:
It seems like she hates anybody having a good time when she believes everybody should be as depressed about the country and world as she is. She's Bipolar, though, so she probably changed her mind the next week and rediscovered her love for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then changed it back to hate a month later. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt) 28
19 whoops, sorry, I thought this post was done, but it wasn't.
It was my Autism. Posted by: ace If you had real autism, you would merely need to think of a post, and it would immediately appear online. Autism is a form of telekinesis -- and the fact that you don't know that proves that you don't have the autism superpower. Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Av6i5) 29
Francesca Hong knows you know she's lying. And she doesn't care.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (PiwSw) Being the world's first non-capitalistic restaurant chef. Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy) 30
I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK) 31
Hear me out: Jasmine Crockett and Cori Bush team up and travel around the country shrieking about racism and solving crimes, but mainly shrieking about racism.
And they have a dog that can smell racism. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (PiwSw) 32
Get rid of Cori Bush, five more pop up. Keeping a nation free is a full time job
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 06:51 PM (KY+FT) Not in the Missouri Primary. Only three, and one won. Presumably for the right to get thrashed in the General. Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy) 33
I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK) It should be the Grande Burrito Debate. Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy) 34
Good the guy didn't attack Sophie, she does have a Black Belt
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 06:56 PM (Ia/+0) 35
Cori Bush. Jasmine Crockett. Ayanba Presley.
It would seem they way for a privileged, educated black woman to get ahead in the Democrat party requires acting like ghetto trash. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 06:56 PM (f0sNM) 36
I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK) We're awaiting a ruling ex cathedra. You know, from He Who Shitteth Upon The Throne Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:58 PM (88C+u) 37
Francesca Hong knows you know she's lying. And she doesn't care.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes _________ It comes with being commie. The Russians even had a word for it - vranyo. "It describes a specific type of institutionalized lying where the speaker knows the audience knows it is a lie, yet proceeds with a straight face and the audience pretends to believe it." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (XvL8K) 38
Caitlin Clark hasn’t supported Sophie Cunningham. Which is all sorts of fucked up.
Let her getting poked in the eyes and go blind for all I care. Coward. Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (TSRtE) 39
I am surprised that blog is staying away from the Great Burrito Debate...
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK) It should be the Grande Burrito Debate. Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy) IT IS A F___ SANDWICH, GET OVER IT! Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (rbvCR) 40
It's friggin exhausting arguing with stupid people.
No, men cannot turn into women. End of argument. Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m) 41
Sophie seems to have a natural talent for handling the media on this touchy issue.
Emphasizes the positive aspects of protecting women and girls, while not rising to the bait of trolls who falsely accuse her of being anti-trans and, now, anti-black. But she is navigating a minefield. Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (NFUXy) 42
I mailed by license renewal package to Sacramento today. Last time it took them 11 months to mail the certificate. It's only good for 2 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX) 43
never apologize, nothing good will ever come of it. Whatever outcome you were trying to avoid is wholly unaffected by your apology.
Never Apologize - The banana Dream Story* *As told to his publisher** Posted by: banana Dream - ** and by pubisher he means his dog at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (3uBP9) 44
Owners of America @GunOwners
BREAKING In GOA's case, a federal court just stuck down NFA registration for: Suppressors Short-Barreled Rifles Short-Barreled Shotguns GOA & our allies in Congress eliminated the tax. Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV) 45
'Somebody needin' some Jesus.'
- something Granny Hawkins might have said Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 07:04 PM (LHPAg) 46
It should be the Grande Burrito Debate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:54 PM I thought Ariana was more into donuts. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1) 47
I don’t think a burrito is a sandwich.
It’s a wrap, if ever there was a wrap, plain and simple. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt) 48
So a burrito is a hotdog. I knew it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 07:05 PM (KY+FT) 49
>>> Sophie seems to have a natural talent for handling the media on this touchy issue.
Emphasizes the positive aspects of protecting women and girls, while not rising to the bait of trolls who falsely accuse her of being anti-trans and, now, anti-black. But she is navigating a minefield. Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (NFUXy) It helps somewhat that she is hot. Everyone loves hot. Everyone Loves Hot - The banana Dream Story* *As told to his publisher** Posted by: banana Dream - ** and by pubisher he means his dog at August 05, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9) 50
Forget it Geno. It's Hadestown.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++) 51
Politics is like the movies for ugly people.
Cori Bush is proof. Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (983Km) 52
Cori Bush's most recent 'concession' speech sounds like about five people are hooting and affirming in response to her rants. I guess the video cuts off the entire audience for a reason. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (VWtfl) 53
42 I mailed by license renewal package to Sacramento today. Last time it took them 11 months to mail the certificate. It's only good for 2 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX) Things haven’t gotten better there on the past two years. You probably should’ve mailed that two years ago just to be safe. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt) 54
Not sure exactly what curling in favor of GOA means exactly but it seems to be a win for gun rights.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (VCgbV) 55
It's friggin exhausting arguing with stupid people
---- Belligerently ignorant. They won't shut the fuck up, and they won't change the subject Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (UKUO1) 56
You know, from He Who Shitteth Upon The Throne
Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 06:58 PM Is this about Al Bundy, or me? Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at August 05, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1) 57
The ruling not curling
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:08 PM (VCgbV) 58
Not sure exactly what curling in favor of GOA means exactly but it seems to be a win for gun rights.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (VCgbV) India has a curling team? Crazy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:09 PM (Vq1pX) 59
I wish people who say true things would just own it, and not apologize.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 07:09 PM (zYpTz) 60
What, pray tell, is the horror of Thanksgiving? She never explicitly says, but you know it's all the anti-Korean racism of that particular celebration. You know, a lot of old white people that cause so much anxiety.
We should probably check to see if she was on her meds before we hold her to any particular moral standard. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (hfIju) 61
I think the trans advocates are going to lose this one.
I just saw Charles Barkley come out emphatically against men in women's sports. 80/20 issue, should have vocal support. Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (hXFMA) 62
Who's paying Cori?
Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (UjdFS) 63
I'm looking forward to Hong's videos on how to prepare the perfect Thankgiving dinner.
Heavy on tofurkey. It's sad we don't have a trusted media that would report on the crazies. How many Dems, were shocked, SHOCKED, that Biden had pudding for brains. Not to mention Ashley and his chasing little girls. I'm summer - spring cleaning the house. Step one, I combed Ralphy. Step two, I combed my friends cat Snowflake. So much hair. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b) 64
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Cori Bush's most recent 'concession' speech sounds like about five people are hooting and affirming in response to her rants. I guess the video cuts off the entire audience for a reason. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 07:06 PM (VWtfl) We need to chip in and buy that big girl standing beyond her a brassiere. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:11 PM (hfIju) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:11 PM (nqf1u) 66
Not in the Missouri Primary. Only three, and one won. Presumably for the right to get thrashed in the General.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy) The dude who beat her is apparently the incumbent. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Vq1pX) 67
Thought Sophie did come to bat for Caitlin some time ago this year
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0) 68
That picture of Cori Bush... it moved.
Posted by: Billy The Bass Fisherman at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (KsZMV) 69
I'm summer - spring cleaning the house. Step one, I combed Ralphy. Step two, I combed my friends cat Snowflake. So much hair.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b) Step three, combed the carpet. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (nqf1u) 71
The clock is ticking, wake me when we start bombing or hanging people.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:11 PM Walls closing in is the best I can do. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1) 72
Why does Charles Barkley make me think of Hank Williams Jr?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:13 PM (nqf1u) They both pronounce it "ridicolous"? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:14 PM (Vq1pX) 73
67 Thought Sophie did come to bat for Caitlin some time ago this year
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0) They got Sophie in the offseason to take the heat off Caitlin in all ways...and it's working... Posted by: Nova Local at August 05, 2026 07:14 PM (tOcjL) 74
38 Caitlin Clark hasn’t supported Sophie Cunningham. Which is all sorts of fucked up.
Let her getting poked in the eyes and go blind for all I care. Coward. Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 06:59 PM (TSRtE) I don't think Caitlin Clark needs to give any more excuses to the racist black bitches to smash her bones. I don't see a lot of upside to chiming in on politics. Last time she did, she took a lot of crap. Remember she's really just a kid at this point. Judgment comes after a few years. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (hfIju) 75
I’m guess Hong’s parents were from South Korea, not the North, so is that culture trally that different from America’s?
They have just as much of a consumer & celebrity focused culture as ours. I think she had some terrible experiences in high school and it ruined her from there on out. Maybe some white girls went all Mean Girls on her and a white BF cheated on her and it broke her permanently? Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt) 76
That ad is just being a pain, its blocking me, kind of there and rarely not
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (W2Pud) 78
They both pronounce it "ridicolous"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August --- I see round oak table, a bottle of bourbon in the middle and two glasses with Charles and Hank sitting across from each other. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (nqf1u) 79
but, but, democrats aren't all violent supremacists~!
@PollTracker2024 Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) endorses Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate in Michigan "He worked hard. People in Michigan had their word last night, and I imagine he’s going to work really hard over the next 90 days to win this race, and it’s obviously a critical one." Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM (diia5) 80
I think she had some terrible experiences in high school and it ruined her from there on out.
Maybe some white girls went all Mean Girls on her and a white BF cheated on her and it broke her permanently? Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt) She's in Madison. She is indoctrinated into intersectionality, so she counts every odd experience down to racism, or sexism, or classism, or whatever other victimhood she could possibly claim. It's crap, but that's who she is at this point. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM (hfIju) 81
OLIGACHY!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nHXB4) 82
79 but, but, democrats aren't all violent supremacists~!
@PollTracker2024 Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) endorses Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate in Michigan Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM (diia5) The D is for douchebag. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (hfIju) 83
I haven't posted much today - too busy looking at ads for panties for incontinent women and over 50 single women in my neighborhood. WTH!?!?
Anyhoo..... the dems are monsters. When Fetterman is the sole voice of reason and sanity, they are in big trouble. Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (lCppi) 84
79 but, but, democrats aren't all violent supremacists~! @PollTracker2024 Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) endorses Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate in Michigan "He worked hard. People in Michigan had their word last night, and I imagine he’s going to work really hard over the next 90 days to win this race, and it’s obviously a critical one." Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:17 PM ------ Kelly is as dumb as he looks. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (VWtfl) 85
81 OLIGACHY!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nHXB4) He speaks as clearly as he thinks. Oligarchy? Isn't that a bunch of millionaires sitting around telling everyone else what to do? Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (hfIju) 86
Duncanthrax
Here is the theme song of the Biden Surface Navy. https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q Please note this is without my masculine influence on the Surface Forces. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ) 87
Fuck your feelings is a more appropriate response.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 07:16 PM (W2Pud) Fuckin' A. And if you MUST apologize, then it should be one of those non-apologies, such as "I'm sorry you were offended by the truth that I said." Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zYpTz) 88
Maybe some white girls went all Mean Girls on her and a white BF cheated on her and it broke her permanently?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt) More likely she learned along with everyone else that the true path to power is claiming your position on The Stack, beyond anything else. Competence is a liability. Intelligence is dangerous. Adopt the mantras of the ontoclasts if your mediocre ass wants any hope of getting ahead in life. If she ever faced any real trauma in life, she'd probably be a bit more introspective. It's the pampered spoiled shitbirds who squawk the loudest about their grievances. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:21 PM (Vq1pX) 89
wuh had happens wuz
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:21 PM (/+uur) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (u82oZ) 91
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In August 2026, there have been reports of increased attacks by Baloch militant groups against Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), particularly in the Sistan-Baluchestan province. This surge in violence is part of a long-standing insurgency seeking to secure Baloch national and religious rights. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (nqf1u) 92
White woman in London stabs for men randomly with scissors while screaming incoherently:
https://tinyurl.com/ykcc5f34 (Human Events) Well that’s new. Finally a chick felt stabby and did something about it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:22 PM (6ydKt) 93
Bonk bonk on the heads
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:23 PM (nDXEV) 94
OLIGACHY!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nHXB4) He speaks as clearly as he thinks. Oligarchy? Isn't that a bunch of millionaires sitting around telling everyone else what to do? Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM (hfIju) Now that he is a millionaire, only billionaires and trillionaires are against the socialist utopia. Posted by: Oldcat at August 05, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy) 95
Thanksgiving isn't the issue. The issue is the Revolution.
.. They can only destroy, critical theory is the pseudo-intellectual mechanism where they do this. De-construction. Just tear things down. Division, chaos, agitation, anarchy, discontent. Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:23 PM (UKUO1) 96
Well that’s new.
Finally a chick felt stabby and did something about it. Posted by: SpeakingOf Nope. It's a tranny. Move the Day Without Tranny Violence back to 0. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (diia5) Posted by: (Beep) at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (Vq1pX) 98
These people are just evil and fucking retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s) 99
I had to threaten to sue and end license of counselor that thought my wife said I hit her. (I did)
I did not hit my wife or any woman. I reject any so-called culture that accepts this behavior. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur) 100
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Reports in August 2026 indicate that the IRGC has carried out strikes against Iranian Kurdish militant groups located in/operating from Iraq’s Kurdistan Region, rather than “Kurds attacking the IRGC” as the primary description. For example, an August 2026 analysis notes that the IRGC “intensified its operations against Kurdish positions,” including drone strikes targeting Kurdish militant groups. _thesoufancenter.org Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:26 PM (nqf1u) 101
Not best picture of woman but looks white.
Maybe yelling in Gaelic. Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0) 102
Balochs to the east of me. Kurds to the west.
Here i am. Stuck in the middle with Jews. Posted by: (Beep) at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (Vq1pX) Heh. *golfclap* I have no idea if this is a storefront troll, but no matter who you are thats a good play on the song. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (/+uur) 104
Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6) 105
These people are just evil and fucking retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s) The world owes you everything if there's something wrong with you. "To each according to need". Being a woman is wrong. Being black is wrong. Being any non European race is wrong. The flagrant bigotries they embrace in their quest to find a cheat code for life itself put even the worst Nazi to shame. Posted by: (Beep) at August 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Vq1pX) 106
Nope. It's a tranny. Move the Day Without Tranny Violence back to 0.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:24 PM (diia5) If that’s the case I guess it was only a matter of time before one went postal in the UK like they’ve been doing here and in Canada. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt) 107
Could be a Trannie, not a good picture of Stabbie
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0) 108
This surge in violence is part of a long-standing insurgency seeking to secure Baloch national and religious rights. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others Tranya! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++) 109
(Mossad pager sock, off)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Vq1pX) 110
Remember she's really just a kid at this point. Judgment comes after a few years Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:15 PM ---‐--- CC is 24, Sophie is 29. I respect Caitlin's " no comment" approach. There's an argument for keeping divisive politics out of the workplace; the two don't mix. Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Phxjn) 111
Waitresses are sandwiches too - Zombie Ted Kennedy and Drunken Chris Dodd
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (KY+FT) 112
14 I thought Boxing Day was December 26.
Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Av6i5) Oi, every fucking day is Boxing Day, mate! Posted by: Russell Crowe, punching through life at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (TbWk/) 113
One commie is worth two in the Bush.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (9aSFE) 114
Cori Bush is from St. Louis. I still kinda sorta root for the Cardinals, based on my youth of getting to watch them win a couple World Series, and making it to a few games.
BUT, they are also in ? the top five murder percentages (home of Ferguson and the Gentle Giant thug). Still, that is St. Louis, so I'll still my vote for our county to secede from Illinois and Join Missouri, if we can't form our own new state (a pretty popular idea with "downstate" Illinoisans). Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (vbXSk) 115
I have no idea if this is a storefront troll, but no matter who you are thats a good play on the song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s) Nah, just me. Going for a slow-burn Mossad joke. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (Vq1pX) 116
Not sure exactly what curling in favor of GOA means exactly but it seems to be a win for gun rights.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 07:07 PM (VCgbV) It looks like it ends the restrictions on transfers of machine guns, destructive devices and other NFA listed firearms, manufacturing, maintenance of a registry and burden of owners maintaining proof of ownership, removing ATF application to purchase, notification of LE of ownership, ATF oversight of transfers, and enjoins ATF and similar personnel from enforcing rules on demanding ID on non-labeled or Serial numbered devices and firearms, and enforcing restrictions or controls over interstate commerce in regards to such devices and firearms. I think. I am not a lawyer, I just skimmed the final order and a bunch of CFRs Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR) 117
Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6) If wraps are sandwiches, then a burrito is also a sandwich- which i dispute. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s) 118
104 Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6) Blasphemy! Everything sandwiched between something is not a sandwich! (two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though) Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt) 119
5 I have no idea if this is a storefront troll, but no matter who you are thats a good play on the song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s) We keep the trolls in the back of the shop. Posted by: Trolls R Us at August 05, 2026 07:32 PM (TbWk/) 120
Nah, just me. Going for a slow-burn Mossad joke.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:30 PM (Vq1pX) He condemns himself with his own words! Actually, wouldnt that be a quick burn/compression/explosion? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:32 PM (zZu0s) 121
Wraps, sandwiches and tacos are classic food delivery options but one that never took off was the "push-up" format.
Just like the popsicles but these featured scrambled eggs, mac and cheese variations. Disgusting, but I treasure the media kit trying to sell me on it. https://tinyurl.com/mk6mzh7s Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (nDXEV) 122
Wraps are sandwiches, tacos are sandwiches, calzones are sandwiches, Oreos are sandwiches, hot dogs, likewise.
Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwiches at August 05, 2026 07:27 PM (JM9I6) If wraps are sandwiches, then a burrito is also a sandwich- which i dispute. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s) ----------- When all you have is a sandwich, every problem looks like a sandwich. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (amcLV) 123
(two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt) Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju) 124
Cafe au Lait!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS) 125
Blasphemy!
Everything sandwiched between something is not a sandwich! (two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though) Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM Er, uh...I would agree. Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 05, 2026 07:34 PM (Wnv9h) 126
Actually, wouldnt that be a quick burn/compression/explosion?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:32 PM (zZu0s) Part of me wished that they reprogrammed those beepers to play a few bars of the Funeral March before they kerplooey'd. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (Vq1pX) 127
(two girls in bed on either side of me would qualify, though)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt) Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju) No, I think we have a better plan: Rosie, Anderson Cooper and him. Have fun figuring out who goes where. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s) 128
Tranya!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++) Clint Howard with terrible dubbing! Posted by: It's all corbomite to me at August 05, 2026 07:35 PM (TbWk/) 129
Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju) He ordered a sandwich, not a comfit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Vq1pX) 130
Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju) I’m gonna die of food poisoning. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt) 131
Duncanthrax
Here is the theme song of the Biden Surface Navy. https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q Please note this is without my masculine influence on the Surface Forces. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:19 PM I concur with the Talaricoesque lack of masculinity, but didn't you make a short appearance in the dress whites between the two young, scantily-clad lasses who were adoring you? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1) 132
Isn't there some dumb gun law about not being able to purchase certain items manufactured after a certain date?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:38 PM (nqf1u) 133
>>130 Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju) I've heard disgusting things about this "Two girls, one tv show" thing. Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:38 PM (nDXEV) 134
Let's not quibble over what sort of cooked wheat-flour object contains some comestibles for handiness in consumption.
Let us discuss whether ketchup, tomato or otherwise, belongs on said object. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) 135
>>> Wraps, sandwiches and tacos are classic food delivery options but one that never took off was the "push-up" format.
Just like the popsicles but these featured scrambled eggs, mac and cheese variations. Disgusting, but I treasure the media kit trying to sell me on it. https://tinyurl.com/mk6mzh7s Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (nDXEV) I does work pretty well for the various bra formats though. Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9) 136
Let us discuss whether ketchup, tomato or otherwise, belongs on said object.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM (Vq1pX) 137
I does work pretty well for the various bra formats though.
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 05, 2026 07:39 PM You know about cup sizes? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1) 138
What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM (Vq1pX) --------- Mushroom ketchup is an actual thing. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (amcLV) 139
What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM I have personally seen carrot ketchup, and have been told there are other ketchups (or perhaps catsups) made with other vegetables, or in the case of tomato, fruits. Catsup is, apparently, a Dutch invention. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1) 140
Mushroom ketchup is an actual thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 07:41 PM (amcLV) And people waste their time protesting trivial shit like wars and election fraud while such reckless hate has free rein in our word.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (Vq1pX) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 07:44 PM (nqf1u) 142
From Wikipedia:
"Ketchup or catsup is a table condiment with a sweet and sour flavor. "Ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, although early recipes for different varieties contained mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients." Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1) 143
Chipotle in adobo sauce - Adult ketchup
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (UKUO1) 144
All the hipster burger places have their own ketchup recipes and they are all inferior trash compared to the standard grocery store stuff. "We put truffle oil in it!"
Posted by: banana Dream at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM (3uBP9) 145
And it appears that ketchup is actually Malay, although the Dutch brought it to Eurofagistan.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1) 146
Duncanthrax
No women on my first ship, back in the day. Although on my third ship I put the busty SM sailorette in a kapok to tend the phone and distance line. She got a lot of attention. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM (u82oZ) 147
Whataburger has a spicy ketchup is quite popular.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM (88C+u) 149
Ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, although early recipes for different varieties contained mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1) And early recipes for space travel involved flinging a German Shepard into a lonely, icy death, but we don't do that anymore either, now, do we? We're trying to have a civilization here, man. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:49 PM (Vq1pX) 150
(I'm just being a goof, honestly, i would totally try mushroom ketchup)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:50 PM (Vq1pX) 151
No women on my first ship, back in the day.
Although on my third ship I put the busty SM sailorette in a kapok to tend the phone and distance line. She got a lot of attention. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:47 PM Female crew were not something I had to contend with, and, on balance, I'm glad. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1) 152
What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 PM I make a killer rhubarb ketchup. Goes great on grilled meats. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (Wnv9h) 153
>>> Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hfIju) smeared in mushroom ketchup Posted by: banana Dream at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (3uBP9) 154
I make a killer rhubarb ketchup. Goes great on grilled meats.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:51 PM (Wnv9h) Straight rhubarb? I could see that almost having a kind of chutney vibe to it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Vq1pX) 155
Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK Can I choose 'death'? Posted by: 88C+u at August 05, 2026 07:48 PM Certainly. Death by O'Donnell and Behar snu-snu! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Wnv9h) 156
What kind of heinous culinary futtbuckery is a non-tomato ketchup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko PHilipines -> banana ketchup. I wasn't brave enough to try it. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 07:53 PM (diia5) 157
Straight rhubarb? I could see that almost having a kind of chutney vibe to it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM Rhubarb, orange zest, Port, sugar, vinegar, and some cayenne. I might be missing something minor, but that's the gist. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 158
Duncanthrax
Life was certainly harder as a division officer / department head with a mixed crew. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (u82oZ) 159
Fine. You get Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2026 07:33 PM What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and Lizzo at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and Lizzo at August 05, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1) 161
Obviously at 29 Sophie is feeling the clock tick tick ticking away and vying for my attention to produce blonde giant babies.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 05, 2026 07:58 PM (bX16E) 162
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and Lizzo at August 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1) If y'all are, it's irretrievably fibrotic. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:59 PM (Vq1pX) 163
Cafe's up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 08:03 PM (Vq1pX) 164
Nood. Café is open!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1) 165
Cafe is nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 05, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s) 166
"A sports writer who choked out his own wife..."
A significant number of people who've experienced the violence of being choked (w/o consent) are/were in intimate relationships. That's one sure sign the violence is escalating. He's a mentally ill, a dangerous man, even beyond his own wife, and an influencer. How he just seethes over a white, straight, female athlete is horrifying but did you know his wife, Veronica, is also white? Be that as it may be, Sophie Cunningham needs good security & fulltime protection. (Think Charlie Kirk) Veronica still needs to get help, too. --- >ESPN Writer Howard Bryant Charged with Domestic Assault, 2019 ESPN writer Howard Bryant was arrested was arrested for assaulting his estranged wife AND striking a police officer, the Huffington Post reports. His lawyer has promptly played the race card. "If Howard Bryant was Caucasian and was on the streets having exactly the same conversation with his wife -- nobody would have even noticed," Buzz Eisenberg, Howard Bryant's lawyer told the Boston Herald. "Race still plays a part in our society and we intend to contest these allegations completely," Eisenberg said." Yada, yada. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v) 167
Chipotle in adobo sauce - Adult ketchup
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:46 PM (UKUO1) Gochujang is XXX ketchup, then. The sort that involves "Mistress Pain" and her leash. Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR) 168
Straight rhubarb? I could see that almost having a kind of chutney vibe to it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 PM (Vq1pX) I make chutney. It is wonderful when I get it right Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0185 seconds. |
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