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Revealed Documents: Corrupt FBI Operatives Opened Investigation of Trump as a RUSSIAN AGENT Because He Fired Their Ringleader James Comey

Gunther Eagleman
@GuntherEagleman

🚨 BOMBSHELL DROP

White House just declassified files showing Deep State operatives may have run a criminal conspiracy to crush Trump's civil rights, according to John Solomon.

FBI opened a full criminal probe treating Trump as a Russian agent simply for firing Comey. Codename: Oxford Comma. Goal? Force Mueller in.

Rosenstein green-lit the whole thing knowing exactly why Comey was gone.

Russia collusion was always a fraud. Time for consequences.

Adam Schiff needs to be jailed too.

John Solomon:


FBI Follies: Bureau secretly probed Trump as a Russian asset for firing Comey: declassified memos

Documents declassified by the White House Government Transparency Task Force show the investigation -- codenamed "Oxferd Comma" -- was launched in the immediate aftermath of Comey's May 9, 2017 firing and was predicated on allegations that the bureau's own agents had mostly dismissed by that time.

The FBI opened a criminal probe specifically targeting Donald Trump in May 2017, alleging the newly elected president may have been acting as a Russian asset when he fired then-Director James Comey even though the bureau's own evidence overwhelmingly showed at the time there was no collusion with the Kremlin.

Internal memos newly declassified by the White House show the investigation -- codenamed "Oxferd Comma" -- was launched in the immediate aftermath of Comey's May 9, 2017, firing and was predicated on an allegation that previously released memos show the bureau's own agents had mostly dismissed.

"The FBI is opening a full investigation based on an articulable factual basis that reasonably indicates that President Donald J. Trump may be or has been, wittingly or unwittingly, involved in activities for or on behalf of the Government of the Russian Federation which may constitute violations of federal criminal law or threats to the national security of the United States," the electronic communication opening the probe on May 16, 2017, stated.

Goal of the investigation was to determine if Trump was directed by or controlled by the Russian Federation

"The goal of the investigation is to determine if President Trump is or was directed by, controlled by, and/or coordinated activities with, the Russian Federation in a manner constituting a threat to the national security of the United States and/or a violation of federal criminal statutes," it added. "In addition, this investigation will also seek to determine whether President Trump and others yet to be named obstructed and/or conspiracy to obstruct any associated FBI investigation."

The memo, written by the FBI's counterintelligence division and approved by then-FBI General Counsel James Baker and then-Assistant Director for Counterintelligence William Priestap, made clear the concerns about Russian influence and obstruction included Comey's firing, in part because of the public explanations Trump gave for the termination.

"This alternative explanation can be reasonably read to imply that the FBI's counterintelligence investigation was a factor in President Trump's decision to terminate Comey," the memo stated.

In other words, James Comey was executing Hillary Clinton's op to investigate Trump as a RUSSIAN AGENT -- while lying to Trump about doing so, telling Trump there wasn't anything to these "scurrilous allegations" while secretly ordering an investigation -- and Trump fired him both for that absurd investigation and for lying to his superior and the Commander in Chief about it.

And then the FBI said, "his firing of Comey proves he's an asset of Russia."


Both the Acting FBI Director Andrw McCabe and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein were advised that the probe had been launched, the memos show.

The FBI marked the investigation as a "sensitive investigative matter" and declared it was "the least intrusive method to address the serious national security risk posed by the activities alleged."

But that decision proved anything but nonintrusive: it prompted the appointment of Special Counsel Robert Mueller by Rosenstein and a nearly two-year probe that hampered the start of the Trump presidency even though Mueller's team, like the FBI before it, was unable to substantiate any collusion between Russia and Trump's campaign during the 2016 election.


A subsequent investigation by Special Counsel John Durham -- released by the Biden Justice Department in 2023 -- concluded there was no basis for the FBI to even open the original Crossfire Hurricane investigation into alleged Trump-Russia collusion.

Catherine Herridge
@C__Herridge
·
1h
TIMING MATTERS: Five Months BEFORE the FBI opened a criminal probe in May 2017 targeting @POTUS
as a potential Russian asset after he fired @Comey

FBI investigators already KNEW by January 2017 there were "serious questions about the reliability of the Steele (dossier) reporting..." according to DOJ watchdog Michael Horowitz.

The flawed Steele dossier underpinned the Russia collusion allegations.

The newly declassified 2017 FBI record @WhiteHouse
also stands out because it cites "multiple open source reports" as justification.

One of the most concerning elements of the FBI Russia collusion probes was "circular reporting" Here's how it works:

FBI officials (or their proxies) would leak information to a reporter, who would then publish the leak.

The same FBI officials would then cite the resulting media story to justify further investigative actions -- including surveillance warrants for a former Trump campaign aide.

Internal DOJ investigations would conclude Comey was fired for a number of reasons, including his mishandling of the Clinton case which violated "long-standing department practice and protocol."

Your support and subscriptions @C__Herridge
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1 First!

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (yB2r7)

2 obama debating romney 2012: the 1980s called, they want their foreign policy back

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (CWTWj)

3 We all knew this at the time.

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (YwEeS)

4 I wonder if they asked for comments from Agents Ham and Eggers.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 05, 2026 01:16 PM (SW4Kc)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)

6 Nooded.

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (Sy6m/)

7 All your link are belong to Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)

8
Ham & Eggers

Posted by: Professor Arday at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (OkYzo)

9
Sean Hannity is shocked that the Ham & Eggers would do this.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (OkYzo)

10 *Yawn* Call me when somebody goes to prison.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (+0tX5)

11 Nothing will happen.. Was I first ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (9UyKq)

12 Of all the situations where nothing will happen, the FBI violating the president's civil rights is the most nothing-est.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (wGerL)

13 From a Cambridge colon to an Oxford comma.

How droll.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (Vq1pX)

14 Ham & Eggers
That's racist

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (8r3Kg)

15 Burn it to the ground, leave no stone standing, salt the earth, and take away all their pensions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (cEDvP)

16 The Nothing Will Happen Guy is going to need to hire extra help. This is more nothing than one Guy can handle.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

17 This will never, ever show up in court in front of a jury.

Like all of the complex crimes committed by government agencies, there's no way to distill it down for a jury so that they understand what happened and who's guilty.

The defense barely has to work at it to overcomplicate the case for the jury.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (FZ29D)

18 A subsequent investigation by Special Counsel John Durham -- released by the Biden Justice Department in 2023 -- concluded there was no basis for the FBI to even open the original Crossfire Hurricane investigation into alleged Trump-Russia collusion.


I'm old enough to remember when people actually took him seriously.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

19 11 Nothing will happen.. Was I first ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (9UyKq)

Damn ...

You beat me to it

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 05, 2026 01:20 PM (3sXRv)

20 Nothing will happen.. Was I first ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (9UyKq)/i]



DING DING DING!!!!!!


WE HAVE a WINNAH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

21 according to leon panetta a few years ago the pres can't just declassify stuff, he's supposed to get an ok from the eff b i or see ia or whoever wouldn't have nothing to hide, nope

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 05, 2026 01:20 PM (CWTWj)

22 And inflict this pop-up ad on the FBI.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (cEDvP)

23 What was the point of their misspelling "Oxford?"

Or are they just that stupid to think it's really spelled that way?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

24
The MSM blackout will continue. Nobody will hear about it. So it didn't happen.

Just like Fauci's Diary entries.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (OkYzo)

25 I can my pragmatic approach to these sorts of situations is becoming more mainstream.

Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (0sNs1)

26 All these f*cking distractions from the Epstein files..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)

27 Look, look it was made clear our pensions were in jeopardy. These are nasty bastards that we answer too. Sorry Trump , but it was you or us. - FBI Ham + Egg Squad

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (BFvh9)

28 I'm excited for something to happen.

Something's going to happen, right?

Right?




.
I really don't expect it to happen through the courts, but getting to crow about this at the Midterm Convention and through every race is bound to move the needle with some tiny sliver of the population, yes?

More than none of these races are going to be won in the margins. Moving 1,000 votes is huge if they're the right 1,000 votes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (AdHga)

29 At 101, Clint Eastwood Finally Confirms the Rumors!

Posted by: He has two dicks, and so can you! at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (yu+1J)

30 I'd also like to know: Is there a Statute of Limitations on 'conspiracy to overthrow the duly elected government of the Unites States'?


Because that's what everybody, including Obama, did, knowing full well that the Russian collusion bullshit was just that - Fabricated Bullshit.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (+0tX5)

31 Ace, did you see this too

@nataliegwinters

"REVEALED: Top American generals formed a secret backchannel with a CCP military intelligence front that instructed them:

“We wish you would advocate positions” favorable to China.

Some ended up on China’s payroll."

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (EGSGm)

32 Bernie Sanders taking a honeymoon in Russia, totes not a Russian agent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (cEDvP)

33
The Hillary stuff Comey covered for was open criminality.

The "No reasonable prosecutor" line was so insane even the democrats shut up about it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)

34 What's the significance of spelling "Oxford" incorrectly?

Throwing people off the scent or just retards?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (2YhKe)

35 Start canceling pensions. That's all these clockwatchers and calender counters care about.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (bX16E)

36 Remember, there is that grand jury in Florida empaneled at the beginning of the year which was tasked with looking into the denial of Trump's rights. They've interviewed people like Comey, and there's no indication that it's stopped.

This stuff probably falls into stuff that's being shown to the grand jury there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (vmxqS)

37 Let no pig’s head be wasted.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (vm3gl)

38 Some ended up on China’s payroll."
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (EGSGm)

I don't even think it's particularly hyperbolic to think these men should be court martialled and hanged in public.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (Vq1pX)

39 22 And inflict this pop-up ad on the FBI.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (cEDvP)

I don't get the ads because I have a VPN.. Which I actually have no idea what it is...I can pause it because sometimes I get blocked here... If I pause it I get the ads

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (9UyKq)

40 What was the point of their misspelling "Oxford?"

Or are they just that stupid to think it's really spelled that way?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

Defeating FOIA requests in case anyone heard the spoken name.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (AdHga)

41
@nataliegwinters

"REVEALED: Top American generals formed a secret backchannel with a CCP military intelligence front that instructed them:

“We wish you would advocate positions” favorable to China.

Some ended up on China’s payroll."
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (EGSGm)



That should equal death by hanging or firing squad.

Straight up f*cking TREASON.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (2YhKe)

42 May have. Really? I would have chosen to phrase that differently.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)

43 I am so over the FBI
just abolish them
dole put their work to staties and the marshalls

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:24 PM (EGSGm)

44 I know whole 3-letter agencies need to be shut down... but I also know that will never happen.

My question is what protections are being put in place to now have every conservative take it up the backside if the Dems get back in?

Posted by: Inogame at August 05, 2026 01:24 PM (53oGX)

45 Bernie Sanders taking a honeymoon in Russia, totes not a Russian agent.

Bill/Hill Clinton taking millions directly from Russia, also apparently not a Russian agent

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

46 Let no pig’s head be wasted.
Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (vm3gl)



Head cheese FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:24 PM (2YhKe)

47 Defeating FOIA requests in case anyone heard the spoken name.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

48 Prepare to Be Amazed by Honey Boo-Boo's New Makeover!

Posted by: Brought to You By the Good Folks at Avon's™ Shotcrete Pump Division at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (yu+1J)

49 ~ topical musical interlude ~

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma
https://youtu.be/P_i1xk07o4g

It has about as much to do with grammar as the FBI op did, but you can bob your head to it.

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (Sy6m/)

50 NWH. Voat Harder!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (7Pnfz)

51 The problem is unless there are smoking gun audio recordings or one of these stupnagel's memorandized their criminality, this can all be chalked up to judgment or any number of bullsh*t euphanisms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (XV/Pl)

52
Bill/Hill Clinton taking millions directly from Russia, also apparently not a Russian agent

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)



That was for the uranium they gave them, silly.

Legit business transaction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (2YhKe)

53 Sigh. No reporting on the names of the FBI officials or if they are still employed there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (n5tGW)

54 From 1945-2012 the FNM/Dem argument was: Russia is our best buddy, stop being racist against Russia you old cold warriors

Then something magical happened around 2013 where Russia became the most evil country in the world.

And on an unrelated note Russia banned gay international adoptions in 2013...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

55 Nothing
Will
Happen

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (W2Pud)

56

They all need to be gang sodomized by rabid hyenas in a burning dumpster knee deep in broken glass and hydrofluoric acid.

Then, the punishments will begin...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (hvvP5)

57 The MSM blackout will continue. Nobody will hear about it. So it didn't happen.

Just like Fauci's Diary entries.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (OkYzo)



You've just described their MO. It's like the tree falling in the forest. If nobody reports on it, it never happened. It goes along with my theory about a critical mass of people being nothing more than trained circus animals, jumping and clapping for their ringmasters - The Media.


Critical Thinking, aka having a BS detector, would solve this but that's been deliberately removed from our education system, starting decades ago.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:27 PM (+0tX5)

58 That should equal death by hanging or firing squad.

Straight up f*cking TREASON.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (2YhKe)
___

That they should.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 01:27 PM (3fZgy)

59 55 Nothing
Will
Happen
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (W2Pud)

The MSM won't even mention it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:27 PM (9UyKq)

60 If Sgt John David Provoo can't catch a bullet, these wankers won't.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:27 PM (cEDvP)

61 Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (hvvP5)

Hey! Good to see you!

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

62 Prepare to Be Amazed by Honey Boo-Boo's New Makeover!
Posted by: Brought to You By the Good Folks at Avon's™ Shotcrete Pump Division at August 05, 2026 01:25 PM (yu+1J)



She's still fat, is married to a fat black dude and her mother is a gold digging fat whore that stole all the money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:28 PM (2YhKe)

63 But...but the FIB are a bunch of ham and eggers who are all eagle scouts!!

Conspiracy theorists keep there perfect record of having always been proven correct.

I predict exactly zero minutes of coverage on the alphabet democrat propaganda networks laughingly called the "news" media.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 05, 2026 01:28 PM (xvV+O)

64 The Real Life Mowgli Story Didn't End Like the Movie!

Posted by: Dysentery at August 05, 2026 01:28 PM (yu+1J)

65 Bernie Sanders taking a honeymoon in Russia, totes not a Russian agent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (cEDvP)



Not to mention this was at the height of the Cold War. I was in fucking West Germany staring at Soviet armored divisions across the border when this communist fuck was over there getting married.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:29 PM (+0tX5)

66 Oxfird Camel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:30 PM (Cqx++)

67 It seems as though all of these “bombshells” turn out to be “things we always knew were true but that the government and media lied about, and that they now admit yeah, that was true the whole time.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 01:30 PM (pfrqN)

68 What I have learned over the last 10 years is that the FBI and the DOJ are the enforcement arms of the deep state. They will act to undo any election result the deep state doesn't like.

We live in a police state. Sure, its not quite as obvious as East Germany was, but its the same result. We aren't really our own masters. We aren't in charge of our own money, or laws and we can't do anything they don't want us to do. And we can't complain about the things they want us to do that we don't like without being branded deplorable, fascist, racist, islamophobic, transphobes.

Posted by: Happy 250 everybody! at August 05, 2026 01:31 PM (anL5R)

69 Comey - the original "straight shooter". As reported by good ol Fox in early 2016.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 01:31 PM (sRo0+)

70 Defrost Your Freezer With This One Easy Trick!

Posted by: Start Smoking Crack and Stop Paying Your Energy Bills at August 05, 2026 01:31 PM (yu+1J)

71 Defrost Your Freezer With This One Easy Trick!
Posted by: Start Smoking Crack and Stop Paying Your Energy Bills at August 05, 2026 01:31 PM (yu+1J)



I guess the pop up thing isn't getting any better, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:32 PM (2YhKe)

72 *Yawn* Call me when somebody goes to prison.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (+0tX5)


Honestly, Trump puts out bombshells of varying intensities when he is angling for the temperature of the support among the electorate, trying to get the idea into everyone's heads, distracting from an even bigger action he wants ignored for the moment, or paving the way for what he is going to do next.

He generally does not put out things because they "just popped up on his desk"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)

73 Remember with the surveillance ballon situation Trump said it did not happen on his watch. Some in the military proudly announced that it did, they just didn't tell him...

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2026 01:32 PM (YwEeS)

74
>>Goal? Force Mueller in.

=================

I'm seeing a pattern. Mueller, as WE now know, and as many insiders doubtless knew then, was on his way to dementia when he was working on that "case."

I think Deep State pushed this dementocracy thing. Very easy to control.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:32 PM (mmrXZ)

75 Bo Derek's Amazing Transformation at Age 69!

Posted by: Optimus Past-her-prime at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM (yu+1J)

76 From libs of tiktok

"Mount Vernon, NY Deputy Police Commissioner Jennifer Lackard ARRESTED for allegedly being the GETAWAY DRIVER for her gang member son after a shooting"

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM (EGSGm)

77 If you squint, from 20,000 feet it sort of looks like the F.B.I. went off the rails just about as soon as Hoover died. He ran it for 50 years.

Nixon was one of the first scalps, wasn't he? Some agent pissed off he wasn't made Director, known as "Deep Throat".

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM (xBJ7x)

78 "REVEALED: Top American generals formed a secret backchannel with a CCP military intelligence front that instructed them:

“We wish you would advocate positions” favorable to China.

Some ended up on China’s payroll."
==
My immediate reaction was NO WAY ... then I recalled the last 10 years -- shrugs

Posted by: Happy 250 everybody! at August 05, 2026 01:34 PM (anL5R)

79 I guess the pop up thing isn't getting any better, eh?
Posted by: Sponge

The Paolo never has any trouble with, how you say, "pop-ups."

Posted by: The Paolo at August 05, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

80 Why would a "Russian Agent" fire a serial treasonous proud & overt Commie puppet like Comey?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:34 PM (+n6Zq)

81 Mueller was a known black hat at the time he was pulled in.

He was one of the guy that helped Whitey Bulger control the FBI for years.

And note Whitey was assassinated in 2018 in the middle of the Mueller op

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

82 Robert Barr comments from Mueller Report Presser:

"But before I do that, I want to thank Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein for joining me here today and for his assistance and counsel
throughout this process. Rod has served the Department of Justice for many years with dedication and distinction, and it has been a great
privilege and pleasure to work with him since my confirmation. He had well-deserved plans to step back from public service that I interrupted by asking him to help in my transition. Rod has been an invaluable partner, and I am grateful that he was willing to help me and has been able to see
the Special Counsel's investigation to its conclusion. Thank you, Rod."

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (QFchU)

83 Is "Oxferd Comma" similar to "Mother Hitton's Littul Kittons"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

84
I just don't believe straight shooters like the FBI would do this.

Posted by: Brit Hume, keeper of the flame, defender of the RINOs at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (OkYzo)

85 These "bombshells" always end up being duds...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (9UyKq)

86 Off sock.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

87 Head cheese FTW.
Smegma frumunda

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (tV1Fo)

88 It’s rumored that King Edward II was killed by putting a red hot poker in his rectum. That’s after they held him in a cell that was placed above the corpses of rotting animals, while also starving him.

This feels like one of those moments where those methods could be useful. We can skip right past the whole black flag thingy.

Posted by: That Guy at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (DZ6nv)

89
>>Deep State operatives may have run a criminal conspiracy

================

Get back to me when they take out the "may."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:36 PM (mmrXZ)

90 I was in fucking West Germany staring at Soviet armored divisions across the border when this communist fuck was over there getting married
----

Lee Oswald, renounces his US citizenship and defects to the Soviet Union when the west and the east were eyeball to eyeball with nukes. And somebody let that son of a bitch move back to the U.S.A.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:36 PM (xBJ7x)

91
OUT: Fernwood 2 Night.
IN: Oxferd 2 Night.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:36 PM (+n6Zq)

92 76 From libs of tiktok

"Mount Vernon, NY Deputy Police Commissioner Jennifer Lackard ARRESTED for allegedly being the GETAWAY DRIVER for her gang member son after a shooting"

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM

The family that hugs together, thugs together.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (OkYzo)

93 Ehhh, the diaper ads show up even if you don't click on anything.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (NtVYv)

94 We can skip right past the whole black flag thingy.
Posted by: That Guy at August 05, 2026 01:35 PM (DZ6nv)




King's X hardest hit........


https://youtu.be/RR0G9XKuHdE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)

95 >>> Robert Barr comments from Mueller Report Presser

=======

Forgot to add that what Barr should have been doing at this presser was announcing Rosentein's arrest.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (QFchU)

96 I supposed I should be shocked.

We'll demand treason convictions and hangings,
We'll settle for a perp walk and some jail time,
We'll get a dumb televised hearing and Jim Jordan's rolled-up shirtsleeves.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (GTqXr)

97 think Deep State pushed this dementocracy thing. Very easy to control.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:32 PM (mmrXZ)

And where did they push them? Left left left.

But the Democrats are totes worried about these new people that sound like they want to do lefty things! Totes

"Throw me in the briar patch" totes.

But, I hear our side saying, the sinecures and graft! They don't want to lose them! Uh... the people at the top don't care WHO gets the sinecures and graft. Everyone is expendable for The Cause.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (sRo0+)

98 Kindltot

No.

Mother Hitton's Littul Kittons were the ultimate in planetary defense. Ironically, the author (Cordwainer Smith was an alias) was an expert in the CIA in psychological warfare.

Oxferd Comma is very offensive to civilization and a high-trust society.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (u82oZ)

99 Be nice if we had some trust, loyalty and punctuation at the FBI.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (n5tGW)

100 Adam Schiff needs to be jailed too.

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You misspelled "waterboarded, hanged, & thrown into a woodchipper -- not necessarily in that order," Gunther.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (+n6Zq)

101 It's darkly comic that the NeverTrumper still have to defend this anti-American scum still. They still have to stand on this island of evil and proclaim their virtue and principles while sinking into their bog of immorality.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (diia5)

102 codenamed "Oxferd Comma"

Immediate death penalty for whichever FBIdiot came up with this. Beat them with an Oxford English Dictionary until they're dead.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (Wt5PA)

103 Russia collusion was always a fraud. Time for consequences.

Is there anyone - anyone - purportedly on our side who thinks there will be any consequences?

Accept the fucking truth - neither congress nor the senate nor Trump have the balls to arrest / jail / execute anyone. Accept that this country is a lost cause and you'll be a hell of a lot better off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (qRla/)

104 8E6 FBI

Random Seashell Arrangement

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 05, 2026 01:39 PM (TezPK)

105 Be nice if we had some trust, loyalty and punctuation at the FBI.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (n5tGW)

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[Oxferd Comma FTW!]

Fecklessness, Betrayal, and Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:39 PM (+n6Zq)

106 Why would a "Russian Agent" fire a serial treasonous proud & overt Commie puppet like Comey?

/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:34 PM (+n6Zq)


Russia and China have always competed.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:40 PM (rbvCR)

107 Be nice if we had some trust, loyalty and punctuation at the FBI.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Get used to disappointment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 01:40 PM (u82oZ)

108 Say what you like, fly-over mouth-breathing troglodytes, but *we're* Top. Men.

And. You. Are. Not.

Posted by: Top. Men. at August 05, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

109 Lee Oswald, renounces his US citizenship and defects to the Soviet Union when the west and the east were eyeball to eyeball with nukes. And somebody let that son of a bitch move back to the U.S.A.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:36 PM (xBJ7x)



Was Alejandro Majorkas in charge of the Border that far back?


BTW - I'd love to see that fuck in prison as well.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:40 PM (+0tX5)

110 Just as Schumer warned Trump, they have "six ways from Sunday of getting back at you".
This was not done in secret.
This is similar to how they got Nixon, but fortunately Trump was tougher than Nixon.

Posted by: PG at August 05, 2026 01:40 PM (Nz/kH)

111 She Got a Letter From Her Dead Mom on Her Wedding Day!

Posted by: Make sure he doesn't overpay for Viagra! Also, invest in a steel vagina. Ask me why I'm dead! at August 05, 2026 01:41 PM (yu+1J)

112 I can my pragmatic approach to these sorts of situations is becoming more mainstream.

Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at August 05, 2026 01:21 PM (0sNs1)
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https://youtu.be/Jz_D-greh8Q

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 01:41 PM (QNSrI)

113 54 From 1945-2012 the FNM/Dem argument was: Russia is our best buddy, stop being racist against Russia you old cold warriors

Then something magical happened around 2013 where Russia became the most evil country in the world.

And on an unrelated note Russia banned gay international adoptions in 2013...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)


Then one thing led to another, and now the Western activist Left is unable to process how their BFF Ukraine is attacking the shipping of their other BFF Iran.

I remember when I used to think that when this day came, the cognitive dissonance would wake them up. Ah, the innocence of the halcyon days of yore. No, they will just stew in their insanity.

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 01:41 PM (Sy6m/)

114 The Rockferd Files.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 01:41 PM (wOO3z)

115 Who is a bigger sleazeball and more full of shit?

Christopher Steele

or

Jason Arday

??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

116 My favorite car all time is the Ferd Mustang.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (2YhKe)

117 I'll get down voted on this, but Kash Patel is opening this stuff up. I know there are many who think he's worthless, but if not for him, this would have remained covered up.

And I'm beginning to realize that prying this out of certain hands is tedious, time consuming work for rank and file FedGov IT techs. Maybe bring in one or two of the DOGE IT wizkids and turn them loose on the extensive FBI computer systems.

Should only take them a few days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (2Cry5)

118 I f Andy McCarthy was correct in his butt kissing of the FBI the some "stand-up" agents would have come forward and confessed everything. We know of none yet
They may exist and be part of an ongoing investigation , but that's hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (BFvh9)

119 Forgot to add that what Barr should have been doing at this presser was announcing Rosentein's arrest.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (QFchU)

That fuck seems to have got away Scott free. I wonder what him and Trump talked about on that plane ride they took together ?

Diapers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (NtVYv)

120 Isn't this old news? Or is this something being presented at the trial in Florida?

I want to know more about the Kurds and the Baluch attacking the IRGC.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (iLKq8)

121 Me marrying Sydney Sweeney is more likely than any justice happening here.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (y9ksN)

122 The only thing complex about Government employees breaking the law is political sides arguing. The crime is there for everyone to see. If the law has been broken, then guilty as charged, throw their ass in prison with Bubba and Leroy.

Posted by: Case at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (H3dzX)

123 Just asking questions.

Posted by: FBI at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (QaH55)

124
The Hillary stuff Comey covered for was open criminality.

The "No reasonable prosecutor" line was so insane even the democrats shut up about it.
Posted by: Auspex

==============

That plot got so complicated I forgot why Comey ever put Hillary back on the hot seat, thus possibly spiking her White House bid (she blamed him furiously). There was an explanation that was less conjectural than "doing it for show" and more of a procedural necessity. Can't remember what it was.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (mmrXZ)

125 My favorite car all time is the Ferd Mustang.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

"There's a Ferd in your future!"

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (TezPK)

126 Doesn't this settle it once and for all? House Hoover must be cleaned out, torn down and re-built. No options.

Posted by: YellowBird at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (MEbkQ)

127 Where is Comey today? Writing stuff in seashells on a beach again?

I wish he was sent to El Salvador.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (hzuYO)

128 Pining the Ferds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (n5tGW)

129 "I'm a Ferd, not a Lincoln."
-- Gerald Ferd

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

130 I just had pop up add that featured a hot older lady. But, she pisses her pants and needs a diaper. Kind of ruins things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (wOO3z)

131
And I'm beginning to realize that prying this out of certain hands is tedious, time consuming work for rank and file FedGov IT techs. Maybe bring in one or two of the DOGE IT wizkids and turn them loose on the extensive FBI computer systems.

Should only take them a few days.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (2Cry5)



Fine, but every time they release something, it's treason worthy, yet NO ONE even gets brought before a committee or grand jury.

EVERYONE gets away scot-free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (2YhKe)

132 They all need to be *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (g8Ew8)

133 Oxferd Comma is very offensive to civilization and a high-trust society.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (u82oZ)


I was too opaque, there. The reason they were called Mother Hitton's Littul Kittons with the misspellings is because it was so unusual a spelling that attackers approaching in stealth would be focused on them with the unique name, and could be picked up by the psychic scans by the unique spellings.

I wonder if the misspelling of Oxferd was the same, for indirect surveillance of databases, or simple typos by interns who shouldn't have been trusted without review.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

134 codenamed "Oxferd Comma"

Immediate death penalty for whichever FBIdiot came up with this.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (Wt5PA)
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Most probably some punc.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 01:45 PM (QNSrI)

135 Rod Rosenstein was a closet Deep Stater who pretty much did what the DC Ruling Caste told him to do. Because he wanted to continue to be a candidate for lucrative jobs in the high-ranks of Big Law Firms, when he eventually resigned or retired from FedGov.

We can't know if Sessions would have initially played the game a whole lot better. He quickly recused himself from all Trump Russia-Russia-Russia matters. For no reason other than appearances. That tells me he was no better at recognizing the evil motives of the DC Establishment and Deep State forces fighting Trump than Trump was in January 2017.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2026 01:45 PM (5rh/l)

136 I'll get down voted on this,

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (2Cry5)

WE HAVE A DOWN-VOTE BUTTON?!

Posted by: shocked pookysgirl at August 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Wt5PA)

137 And why would you call it "Oxferd Comma"? To hide a criminal conspiracy from FOIA requests.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 01:45 PM (iFEms)

138

Sex can last 3 hours without Viagra !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (NtVYv)

139 Hemborg Umlaut. Last seen in company of Gar Boni and Tommy Udo of the Punctuation Gang.

Posted by: gp at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 Solomon is also reporting that Thune and Cotton are holding bup sending Brennan's testimony in front of the Senate committee to DiGenova in Florida. Blanche isn't helping. Why protect that scumbag Brennan, except complicity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (BFvh9)

141
WE HAVE A DOWN-VOTE BUTTON?!
Posted by: shocked pookysgirl at August 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Wt5PA)



Only twinkles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

142 My favorite car all time is the Ferd Mustang.

I prefer the Ferd GT-4D.

Posted by: Sid Blysters at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Vu7A1)

143

GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

144 Many amateur sleuths who have been pretty accurate about what happened since the early days of this hoax filed FOIA request after FOIA request to get documents to prove their hypothesis'.

My understanding of the FOIA request is that you must submit information of specific requests to get a response. This includes spelling.

A search for documents related to Oxford Comma would not hit on Oxferd Comma. Now it may have been a simple typo in the article but does anyone really believe the scum bags who ran these ops wasn't above something this devious to cover their tracks?

Posted by: Smoking hot tech at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (viF8m)

145 So we are getting official confirmation of all the things we've known for a while. But I'll be honest it doesn't do much.

The left will just bury further into their narratives

The LIVs do not care

And we already know all this.

Unless someone gets arrested this story disappears and has no impact on anything else INCLUDING the Dems doing the same sort of things in the future.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

146 117 I'll get down voted on this, but Kash Patel is opening this stuff up. I know there are many who think he's worthless, but if not for him, this would have remained covered up.

And I'm beginning to realize that prying this out of certain hands is tedious, time consuming work for rank and file FedGov IT techs. Maybe bring in one or two of the DOGE IT wizkids and turn them loose on the extensive FBI computer systems.

Should only take them a few days.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 01:42 PM (2Cry5

Agreed on DOGE!

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (vm3gl)

147 WE HAVE A DOWN-VOTE BUTTON?!

👎

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)

148 GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

Yup... Because he's too partisan... Like Holder and Garland weren't ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:47 PM (9UyKq)

149 143

GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

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Which means the votes are otherwise there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (vmxqS)

150
WE HAVE A DOWN-VOTE BUTTON?!


It is part of AoS Prime. You also get a button to center/italicize posts, a lock of genuine Ewok hair, and one bag of Marco Rubio's garbage personally signed by the head Ewok.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

151 Comey and the impromptu press conference a month before the general election, it had an odor about it. Like he had to do it, under duress, for some reason. I'm not sure what the stink actually indicated, but somebody forced his hand somehow.

And then he handwaved it all way. One of the more bizarre episodes in US history probably, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (xBJ7x)

152 In the James Bond movies, the "Russian agents" were almost always cool mysterious dude or hot babes.

All the clowns in the Crossfire Hurricane clownshow are ugly, dorky, creepy doofusi and haggard drunks who look like rejects from The Furry Show.

I'm very disappointed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

153 Posted by: Smoking hot tech at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (viF8m)

Wow, not only is she smokin' hot, but she's also very intelligent. Now, we just have to find out what her sammich-makin' skills are like.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

154 Cream of the crop from the Ivy League.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 01:49 PM (wOO3z)

155 Comey's spike was a covering of the back in case Trump win which they knew by then was not only possible but likely.

It worked so well that the seals on Colbert clapped when he was fired and Colbert had to explain to them that that was a boo time not a clap time.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 01:49 PM (sRo0+)

156 152 In the James Bond movies, the "Russian agents" were almost always cool mysterious dude or hot babes.

All the clowns in the Crossfire Hurricane clownshow are ugly, dorky, creepy doofusi and haggard drunks who look like rejects from The Furry Show.

I'm very disappointed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

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Real spies are more like Richard Burton in The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:49 PM (vmxqS)

157 Let no pig’s head be wasted.
Posted by: Eromero
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Probably the consequence of a bad landing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (XeU6L)

158 GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

Yup... Because he's too partisan... Like Holder and Garland weren't ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:47 PM (9UyKq)



The poster child for insufferable old twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (2YhKe)

159 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (viF8m)

160 I knew the from the FISRT SECOND I read about the Steele dossier ("the pee dossier) that it was bullzh*t.

That's because even if Trump was weird enough to pay a hooker to urinate on him, he sure as hell wasn't STUPID enough to do it in Russia!

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (RCjYY)

161 Remember What Chaz Bono Looked Like Before? You Should Sit Down Before You See Him Today!

Posted by: Brought To You By The Good Folks at Snap-On Tools' Concrete Vibrator Division at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (yu+1J)

162
GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)



She's proving she's no right winger unworthy of re-election in Maine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (2YhKe)

163 Re: Patel Trump has the same choice to make now that he had with Bondi .


Trump either chooses to move forward now or continue to tread water with Patel -- and lose everything

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 05, 2026 01:51 PM (FCPbW)

164 I saw Hemborg Umlaut open for Split Infinitive at the Oxford Comma Casino back in '08.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:51 PM (n5tGW)

165 Ah, the innocence of the halcyon days of yere.

[w/apologies to SciVo]

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:51 PM (+n6Zq)

166
dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (viF8m)




Out of rolling paper again?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:51 PM (2YhKe)

167 WE HAVE A DOWN-VOTE BUTTON?!

👎
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)


Yes, it is to the right of the bottom of the grey box. Some browsers don't show it, and some of those you can find by mousing around. If that doesn't work, try changing browsers. I think one of the forks of Debian is a sure thing.

Also don't try to do this because I am lying and jacking you up.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)

168 Comey and the impromptu press conference a month before the general election, it had an odor about it. Like he had to do it, under duress, for some reason. I'm not sure what the stink actually indicated, but somebody forced his hand somehow.
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

169 Posted by: Billygoatpuke at August 05, 2026 01:51 PM (Hohgs)



You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 05, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

170 Rod Rosenstein, James Baker, Andrew McCabe…. As far as I’m concerned all of this has been known 8 years. I remember John Solomon reporting all of this deep state BS way back in 2017

I’m more interested in knowing the names of lower level FBI agents and supervisors that were involved that are STILL in the FBI

BTW…. The sheer audacity of the FBI to even suggest POTUS was a Russian asset just months after he was elected by the American people. A word that is bigger than hutzpah is needed

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 01:52 PM (yz/88)

171 Shaky Susan lives to disappoint. It's her lifeforce. Much like Songbird McCain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (wOO3z)

172 Death penalty seems appropriate for this.

Posted by: OnPoint at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (RK/h9)

173 Was Alejandro Majorkas in charge of the Border that far back?

BTW - I'd love to see that fuck in prison as well.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:40 PM


May I suggest an alternative?

Posted by: zombie Vlad Tepes at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

174 This will never, ever show up in court in front of a jury.

Like all of the complex crimes committed by government agencies, there's no way to distill it down for a jury so that they understand what happened and who's guilty.

The defense barely has to work at it to overcomplicate the case for the jury.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (FZ29D)

This why black ops directorates exist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (1z8ji)

175 156 152 In the James Bond movies, the "Russian agents" were almost always cool mysterious dude or hot babes.

I prefer Boris and Natasha.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (QaH55)

176 171 BTW…. The sheer audacity of the FBI to even suggest POTUS was a Russian asset just months after he was elected by the American people. A word that is bigger than hutzpah is needed

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 01:52 PM (yz/8

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I still think the biggest factor in the 2018 losses for the GOP were that leadership in both chambers were saying, "You know...maybe our standard bearer really is a Russian agent?"

That's so much worse than not passing the SAVE act on the morale of the party faithful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:54 PM (vmxqS)

177 Trump went 0-3 on his first 3 AG's. Bondi's first act should have seen her out the door right away.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 01:54 PM (sRo0+)

178
I saw Hemborg Umlaut open for Split Infinitive at the Oxford Comma Casino back in '08.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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"Only godless savages eschew the series comma. No sentence has ever been harmed by a series comma, and many a sentence has been improved by one." — Benjamin Dreyer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

179 Hemborg Umlaut. Last seen in company of Gar Boni and Tommy Udo of the Punctuation Gang.
Posted by: gp at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM


Sound track possibility?

Posted by: Queensr˙che at August 05, 2026 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

180 "I say, I say, some lamp posts need decoratin' 'round these parts, I reckon they do!!"



(Foghorn Leghorn voice)

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (wZ4Q7)

181 Shaky Susan lives to disappoint. It's her lifeforce. Much like Songbird McCain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (wOO3z)



What really bothers me is that there are so many like her on our side. Other than Fetterman, I don't recall nay - EVER - on the Dem side. They are dedicated cadres.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (+0tX5)

182 I prefer Boris and Natasha.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Anna Chapman FTW!

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

183 121 Me marrying Sydney Sweeney is more likely than any justice happening here.

Posted by: Josephistan
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It's so frustrating; no one in jail except the moustach and he's probably on bail. No executions. No solitary confinement in maximum security.

JUST PREENING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.
_IT'S DISHEARTENING

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (iLKq8)

184 I often wonder if Hillary's "Filegate" (improper acquisition of FBI files to which she shouldn't have had access) was less about opposition research, and more about putting her team in place ahead of a planned presidential run.

Comey is a good example. In Bill Clinton's second term he got a nice promotion and shot right up the ladder. The same occurred with Peter Strzok. Comey left Hillary off the hook on the email server. Strzok led that investigation. Stzrzok joined the FBI at the start of Bill Clinton's second term and was in a management position in Richmond shortly after. That seems unlikely.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (dIske)

185 > GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination
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The rape Nazi would have too. Not much sunlight between her and him with how they'd vote.

But, someone said we had to hold our nose because she's (R)eally on "our side."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (2Cry5)

186 182 What really bothers me is that there are so many like her on our side. Other than Fetterman, I don't recall nay - EVER - on the Dem side. They are dedicated cadres.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (+0tX5)

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I guarantee you that if Collins made this announcement, it means that Blanche has the votes and he'll be confirmed as full AG.

Collins' votes are theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (vmxqS)

187 Perhaps these fine folks can be substituted for all those lab beagles that are unemployed now.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Mx+TJ)

188 Judge a man by his enemies...the FBI is crooked as a duck's cock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

189 96
We'll get a dumb televised hearing and Jim Jordan's rolled-up shirtsleeves.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (GTqXr)
Don’t forget the top button undone and the tie loosened.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (SjAWL)

190 I wonder if the misspelling of Oxferd was the same, for indirect surveillance of databases, or simple typos by interns who shouldn't have been trusted without review.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

It is typically done to defeat FOIA requests made by people who overheard the spoken name.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (AdHga)

191 Any...not nay. Sheesh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (+0tX5)

192 That's because even if Trump was weird enough to pay a hooker to urinate on him, he sure as hell wasn't STUPID enough to do it in Russia!

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2026 01:50 PM (RCjYY)

The dossier claimed he did the peeing.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (sRo0+)

193 She Was Bitten In Her Sleep By a Giant Snake!

Posted by: 40x Larger Than Name-Brand Snakes at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (yu+1J)

194 About Kash ...

Go back and re-watch the video of the speech he gives immediately after being sworn in as FBI Head.

I'm sorry, but whatever else he may have done for the good, there's something not right with Kash. He's too much "in love" with the Bureau and he spends way too much time praising the men and women who work there. We wanted/needed a tough house-cleaner and we got a devoted admirer/defender.

Didn't work for me then and still doesn't today.

Posted by: YellowBird at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (MEbkQ)

195 Comey and the impromptu press conference a month before the general election, it had an odor about it. Like he had to do it, under duress, for some reason. I'm not sure what the stink actually indicated, but somebody forced his hand somehow.

And then he handwaved it all way. One of the more bizarre episodes in US history probably, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (xBJ7x)

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Especially since it was NOT his job to decide whether or not to prosecute the treasonous Hillary; it was that idiot DEI AG Loretta Lynch's job.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (+n6Zq)

196 Patel Trump has the same choice to make now that he had with Bondi

All the shit that's coming out now started while Bondi was in office. You just didn't know about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

197 That plot got so complicated I forgot why Comey ever put Hillary back on the hot seat, thus possibly spiking her White House bid (she blamed him furiously). There was an explanation that was less conjectural than "doing it for show" and more of a procedural necessity. Can't remember what it was.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:43 PM (mmrXZ)


My memory is fuzzy, but I clearly remember that he was doing her favor, like Gandalf taking the ring from Bilbo. Something like, she broke black-letter law, and if he just pretended there was no crime then she could be brought up on charges at any indefinite time later (through the ongoing conspiracy to conceal it); but his clumsy non-exoneration tainted the case so badly she was effectively immunized.

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (Sy6m/)

198 Somehow deflock should be part of this discussion. Knowing what we know, should the FBI have access to our day-to-day movements? I know they do whether I want it or not… a rhetorical question

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (yz/88)

199 *Yawn* Call me when somebody goes to prison.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
......

Think I'll have rotisserie chicken on a French roll and a bag of chips for lunch. Maybe some Donettes for dessert.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)

200 15 Burn it to the ground, leave no stone standing, salt the earth, and take away all their pensions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (cEDvP)

The stones would spell out "8647"

Posted by: The Disgraced JamesComey at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (XlpZY)

201 197 Patel Trump has the same choice to make now that he had with Bondi

All the shit that's coming out now started while Bondi was in office. You just didn't know about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

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Bondi mostly fired people and greenlit investigations that Blanche continued.

She had some embarrassing faux-pas, for sure, but she was far from a Barr.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (vmxqS)

202 Judge a man by his enemies...the FBI is crooked as a duck's cock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

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That is oddly specific.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:59 PM (+n6Zq)

203 Bondi mostly fired people and greenlit investigations that Blanche continued.

She had some embarrassing faux-pas, for sure, but she was far from a Barr.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (vmxqS)


Commenters just hated her because she didn't have cartoonishly large tits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

204 178 Trump went 0-3 on his first 3 AG's. Bondi's first act should have seen her out the door right away.

Posted by: ... at August 05,
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Yup.

But he hired a pistol in Jeanine Pirro. See, yesterday, she took a box of evidence to his office validating her dismissal of the reflection pool brewhaha.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (iLKq8)

205 It is typically done to defeat FOIA requests made by people who overheard the spoken name.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


"First things first, people. How do we cover this up?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (iFEms)

206 87 cents for Viagra !

That's fucking cheap, or cheap fucking

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (NtVYv)

207 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Sorry I'm late. I needed day laborers to help with this big load at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1)

208 Comey and the impromptu press conference a month before the general election, it had an odor about it. Like he had to do it, under duress, for some reason. I'm not sure what the stink actually indicated, but somebody forced his hand somehow.

And then he handwaved it all way. One of the more bizarre episodes in US history probably, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:48 PM (xBJ7x)

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Especially since it was NOT his job to decide whether or not to prosecute the treasonous Hillary; it was that idiot DEI AG Loretta Lynch's job.

==
the FBI is the hand, the DOJ is the Glove and the Deep State is the Brain.

Posted by: Happy 250 everybody! at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (anL5R)

209 I like ford for pissing in Ferrari's cereal bowl

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (jrgJz)

210 >>All the shit that's coming out now started while Bondi was in office. You just didn't know about it.

And there's still a grand jury in Florida hearing evidence of a grand conspiracy against Trump for violating his rights, now being run by Joe diGenova.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)

211
She had some embarrassing faux-pas, for sure, but she was far from a Barr.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (vmxqS)



But Barr plays the bagpipes!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 02:01 PM (2YhKe)

212 I'd bet the Clinton crime family has had the FBI in their pocket since the personnel files were hacked back in the mid 90s.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 02:01 PM (3Ope8)

213 The FBI has only two gears: low and reverse. I can't think of any significant cases that were resolved expediantly; only slow walked until dropped.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 05, 2026 02:01 PM (bX16E)

214 I saw Cartoonishly Large Tits open for Steely Dan back in the day...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2026 02:01 PM (amcLV)

215 From libs of tiktok

"Mount Vernon, NY Deputy Police Commissioner Jennifer Lackard ARRESTED for allegedly being the GETAWAY DRIVER for her gang member son after a shooting"

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM (EGSGm)

"Well, I didn't want him driving on a suspended license. That would be illegal."

Posted by: Jennifer Lackard at August 05, 2026 02:01 PM (1z8ji)

216 I prefer Boris and Natasha.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Anna Chapman FTW!
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
_________

"And all I got for selling out my country was a Panda Express 6."

-- Eric Swalwell

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

217 I often wonder if Hillary's "Filegate" (improper acquisition of FBI files to which she shouldn't have had access) was less about opposition research, and more about putting her team in place ahead of a planned presidential run...



Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (dIske)



I've long thought that that the "reported" 600 files were probably really on the order of 6000 or 60,000. Once they were caught with them it was a lot more palatable - with the media's serious lack of curiosity towards anything injurious to Democrats - to say "oh, jeez, how could that have happened? But it was only 600 so no biggie".


And they're been blackmailing our side ever since. Tell my I'm wrong.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (+0tX5)

218 It's a disgrace. It's been so for many years.

Can probably only hope the Comeys, Pelosis, Garlands, Bidens, Clintons, and even the Obamas, become of absolutely no value to the new breed other than they'll happily 'remove' a few properties and some stock - you know, "generational wealth" - from their vast portfolios.

Honeymoon? Here's the cutesy version of the Bidens in 1977.

It begins, StarLife Documented
February 17
·
Here is a detail about Jill Biden's honeymoon that almost nobody talks about, and it's genuinely wild. When she and Joe Biden got married on June 17, 1977, at the Chapel at the United Nations in New York City, they chose to spend their honeymoon at Lake Balaton in Hungary, which was at the time still firmly part of the Eastern Bloc under Communist rule. This wasn't some adventurous backpacker trip. This was a sitting United States Senator taking his new wife behind the Iron Curtain for their romantic getaway in an era when that kind of travel was genuinely unusual and politically eyebrow-raising."

Why the Bidens' and Obama's (and, yes, the Clinton's) obsession over the Balkans, Ukraine, etc.? 🧐 /R

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

219 Commenters just hated her because she didn't have cartoonishly large tits.

For the record commenters love Anna Paulina Luna and her tits are not cartoonishly large.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

220 Bondi's "faux pas" was intended to split MAGA wide open along an "Epstein" fault line, setting loose Candace and Megyn and Tucker and company a little earlier, but he briskly defused the entire operation, leaving even most here scratching their heads as to what was "wrong" with him.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (sRo0+)

221 203 Bondi mostly fired people and greenlit investigations that Blanche continued.

She had some embarrassing faux-pas, for sure, but she was far from a Barr.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (vmxqS)

Commenters just hated her because she didn't have cartoonishly large tits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Madison is right but her biggest mistake was her first presentation FAIL. One learns from elementary school - the first five seconds - put your best foot forward and she s t e p p e d ON i t.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (iLKq8)

222 Washington DC needs to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (g8Ew8)

223 Speaking of the FBI files isn't it interesting that when Clinton needed some leverage he somehow knew Newt was having an affair, Bob Livingstone was having an affair, and that Denis Hastert was a pedo?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)

224 "The Women’s Tour de France has become embroiled in controversy as some cyclists have accused others of cheating by wearing a padded bra that helps with aerodynamics."

Science, By God!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (jrgJz)

225 Comey is a good example. In Bill Clinton's second term he got a nice promotion and shot right up the ladder. The same occurred with Peter Strzok. Comey left Hillary off the hook on the email server. Strzok led that investigation. Stzrzok joined the FBI at the start of Bill Clinton's second term and was in a management position in Richmond shortly after. That seems unlikely.
Posted by: Orson
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Honorary mention: Lisa Paige

Btw, did you all know that Strzok and Paige sued the DoJ for releasing their text messages? Were awarded $2 Million.

Turns out that corruption pays well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (XeU6L)

226 There was a feller in my unit, an E4 from Arkansas, one time at a beer session in the barracks he started talking about this Bill Clinton guy, and how he was gonna be the next president of the US, he was crooked as hell, and beware his skank wife wants to be president someday too. Everybody was like "Who?". We found out later, as did everyone else. He must have been connected or tapped in somehow to Arkansas politics.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (xBJ7x)

227 Step on the gas, Mugsy Mumsy!

https://tinyurl.com/2u5ksvxr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (QNSrI)

228 So if I'm reading the popups right, there's a magic face cream that makes old broads look young, but they'll still have to wear diapers. Did I get that right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (2UnvF)

229 Cartoonishly large tits? Where!

Posted by: morons at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)

230 > I like ford for pissing in Ferrari's cereal bowl
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Henry Ford was genuinely pissed off that Ferrari blew off his offer to buy the company. With prejudice.

Took him, like 3 years to beat the Prancing Horse at Le Mans with the GT40.

Revenge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (2Cry5)

231 Commenters just hated her because she didn't have cartoonishly large tits.

For the record commenters love Anna Paulina Luna and her tits are not cartoonishly large.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)]



People who say shit like that are just making shit up to get attention.

Which is silly because Minx 0.8 beta doesn't allow for upticks, likes, shares or any other form of popularity showing.

No ratio, no point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

232 The stones would spell out "8647"

Posted by: The Disgraced JamesComey at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (XlpZY)

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It just occurred to me that you could teach about the assassination attempt of President Andrew Jackson -- or Weird Al could do a parody of it -- using Tommy Tutone's "867-5309 ..."

/Your'e welcome for the earworm -- hey, if I have to suffer it ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (+n6Zq)

233 the FBI is crooked as a duck's cock
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:56 PM


I'd have said the Mohawk Trail, but you do you, I guess.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (kgE5c)

234 203 Bondi mostly fired people and greenlit investigations that Blanche continued.

She had some embarrassing faux-pas, for sure, but she was far from a Barr.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:58 PM (vmxqS)

Commenters just hated her because she didn't have cartoonishly large tits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
____________________________

She more in the pocket of the establishment. All you need to see that is how she went out of her way to campaign (as a State Attorney General) on behalf of Mitt Romney all around the country. She, IMO, was serving as a gatekeeper on behalf of the establishment, and did so sparingly so as to remain in the position as long as possible.

NO WAY, they DOJ should have just quietly dropped the challenge to the Autopen abuse. But Bondi did, because it tied up the parties that were abusing it (Not Biden, he had no idea IMO)....but the political insiders that spread out to other policiticans and had the potential to rub off on them.

Bondi was a problem and had no business in that position. Her history tells the story.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)

235 Bondi's rack was big enough to get the Bulg seal of approval.

Same with Caroline Leavitt.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

236 From libs of tiktok

"Mount Vernon, NY Deputy Police Commissioner Jennifer Lackard ARRESTED for allegedly being the GETAWAY DRIVER for her gang member son after a shooting"

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM (EGSGm)
_________

It's worse than that. This slag is accused of helping her scumbag son plan the whole thing. She was literally an accomplice to an attempted murder. Unreal.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

237 30 year political appointees and prosecutors do not make the kind of "faux pas" where they say something is on their desk and then scramble to look like they're covering up something big.

Maybe she was dumb and merely fell for someone else's promises like a naif, but I don't think so - the "on my desk" thing was pretty damning. And then Trump was stuck, he couldn't very well fire her then.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 02:05 PM (sRo0+)

238 FoxNews - Dems to skip hearing 9n Muslim Brotherhood.

Gee, wonder why?

Abdul and wilfires on other networks.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

239 So if I'm reading the popups right, there's a magic face cream that makes old broads look young, but they'll still have to wear diapers. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Correct. And the face cream is also used for hair removal for grandma's five o'clock shadow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 02:05 PM (wOO3z)

240 Cartoonishly large tits? Where!
Posted by: morons at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)




https://shorturl.fm/2eBVH

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 02:05 PM (2YhKe)

241 Washington DC needs to be burned to the ground.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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Heh. We tried that in 1812

Posted by: The Brits at August 05, 2026 02:05 PM (XeU6L)

242 Speaking of the FBI files isn't it interesting that when Clinton needed some leverage he somehow knew Newt was having an affair, Bob Livingstone was having an affair, and that Denis Hastert was a pedo?
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Right, everyone got the vapors in the 70s about all these horrible abuses of power. 'We're very sorry, and we won't do it again."

The leftists just took over the machinery and flipped the script. It's been downhill ever since.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 02:06 PM (xBJ7x)

243 Cartoonishly large tits? Where!
Posted by: morons at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)


https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/

All you could want. NSFW, obviously.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

244 Pam Bondi is dealing with thyroid cancer.

Posted by: In case you didn't know at August 05, 2026 02:06 PM (2Ez/1)

245 https://shorturl.fm/2eBVH
Tits too big. Linkee no workee

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 05, 2026 02:07 PM (2X1s9)

246 >>Bondi's "faux pas" was intended to split MAGA wide open along an "Epstein" fault line, setting loose Candace and Megyn and Tucker and company a little earlier, but he briskly defused the entire operation, leaving even most here scratching their heads as to what was "wrong" with him.

Why would she want to do that to Trump? She was very close to him and was one of his defense lawyers during the impeachment farce.

The entire Epstein bullshit was a clown show from day 1. No matter what was released the same idiots who claim that Trump was involved with Epstein despite the fact the was the guy who turned him in in Florida, offered to testify against him and then had his DOJ arrest him still claim he was involved with Epstein just like they still claim Russia collusion was ever real.

Bondi was dropped into the most corrupt agency in DC. She wasn't perfect, she made mistakes, so does Trump and everyone else, but I don't think she ever wanted to hurt Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 02:07 PM (viF8m)

247 17 Celebs You Didn't Know Were Gay - #8 Surprises Women!

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 05, 2026 02:08 PM (yu+1J)

248 Get those hastily written letters ready!

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2026 02:08 PM (q177U)

249 NO WAY, they DOJ should have just quietly dropped the challenge to the Autopen abuse.

They dropped the autopen abuse because no judge in the country would have overturned the pardons. None. It would have been a colossal waste of resources that everyone here would have bitched about.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

250 230 > I like ford for pissing in Ferrari's cereal bowl
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Henry Ford was genuinely pissed off that Ferrari blew off his offer to buy the company. With prejudice.

Took him, like 3 years to beat the Prancing Horse at Le Mans with the GT40.

Revenge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Too bad he didn't pass those genes on to his children.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 02:08 PM (iLKq8)

251 219 "Commenters just hated her because she didn't have cartoonishly large tits."

For the record commenters love Anna Paulina Luna and her tits are not cartoonishly large.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)


IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HER HUSBAND'S TITS WERE CARTOONISHLY LARGE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)

252 So if I'm reading the popups right, there's a magic face cream that makes old broads look young, but they'll still have to wear diapers. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Hmm...maybe I should shut off my ad blocker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:09 PM (XeU6L)

253
aftermath of Comey's May 9, 2017 firing

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Trump got rid of him after only three and a half months. I'd forgotten how quick it was.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2026 02:09 PM (dtlw7)

254 If there are no perp walks then it is ALL TALK.

Sick of so much bullsh*t. COVID, Iran, Russiagate.

Without arrests I have no more fvcks to give.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

255 I like ford for pissing in Ferrari's cereal bowl
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Henry Ford was genuinely pissed off that Ferrari blew off his offer to buy the company. With prejudice.

Took him, like 3 years to beat the Prancing Horse at Le Mans with the GT40.

Revenge.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 02:04 PM (2Cry5)
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It's a little more complicated than that. Enzo did agree to sell the company to Ford. It was close to a done deal.

What blew the deal up was a last-minute insertion into the agreement by Ford that they would control the Ferrari race team.

Enzo didn't give a shit about Ferrari the car company. He loved the Ferrari race team more than his own family. There was no way he was gonna agree to give up control of the team.

Both sides were pretty sleazy about the whole thing. It was basically each side trying to fuck the other.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

256 There was a feller in my unit, an E4 from Arkansas, one time at a beer session in the barracks he started talking about this Bill Clinton guy, and how he was gonna be the next president of the US, he was crooked as hell, and beware his skank wife wants to be president someday too. Everybody was like "Who?". We found out later, as did everyone else. He must have been connected or tapped in somehow to Arkansas politics.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (xBJ7x)

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Some years ago I listened to the audiobook version of sportscaster Al Michael's autobiography titled "You Can't Make This Up: Miracles, Memories, and the Perfect Marriage of Sports and Television."

He tells a story of being somewhere (maybe Los Angeles) and picking up an Arkansas football head coach at the time from an airport for an interview who told him the same thing while driving to the coach's hotel room -- and he too had never heard of The Clintons before then.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 02:10 PM (+n6Zq)

257 For the record commenters love Anna Paulina Luna and her tits are not cartoonishly large.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HER HUSBAND'S TITS WERE CARTOONISHLY LARGE
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)


Wrong chick.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 02:10 PM (ExV1e)

258 Cartoonishly large tits = Prominent hooterage?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 02:10 PM (+gA9j)

259 They dropped the autopen abuse because no judge in the country would have overturned the pardons. None. It would have been a colossal waste of resources that everyone here would have bitched about.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)
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Not talking about the pardons. I'm talking about the staff that very obviously abused the process. The staff that we could have run out of town and removed from the process. The pardons weren't the only thing they were applying it to. They actually released GITMO inmates with it.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 02:10 PM (dIske)

260 Trump got rid of him after only three and a half months. I'd forgotten how quick it was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Well, he was hiding behind the curtain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)

261 Soak your feet in a mix of kerosene and drain cleaner and you can be rid of your toenail fungus. Swearsies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (wOO3z)

262 CBC has an erection!

Abdul and Madmani.

Tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)

263 100 Adam Schiff needs to be jailed too.

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You misspelled "waterboarded, hanged, & thrown into a woodchipper -- not necessarily in that order," Gunther.
Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2026 01:38 PM (+n6Zq)

Schiff was pardoned by Biden for whatever work he did on the J6 Committee to Draw and Quarter Donald Trump.

I don't think that this newly discovered activity falls under that pardon, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (bGxFW)

264 260 Not talking about the pardons. I'm talking about the staff that very obviously abused the process. The staff that we could have run out of town and removed from the process. The pardons weren't the only thing they were applying it to. They actually released GITMO inmates with it.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 02:10 PM (dIske)

========

All that's needed to end it all is Biden saying, "I approved it." You don't even need contemporary evidence, because he can give it verbally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (vmxqS)

265 Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 02:07 PM (viF8m)

Listen I will be the first to admit I am participating in conjecture. But it's well thought out.

With that I will ask why would Sessions recuse? He was the first big Trump defender, and Trump paid him kindly. And then he immediately dropped the entire first term and potentially the whole country's future in the toilet.

Bondi has other things which bring her credibility into question not the least of which was her handling of "Little Trayvon", another giant splitting (the country) operation. There are no friends in politics, you know that.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (sRo0+)

266 262 Soak your feet in a mix of kerosene and drain cleaner and you can be rid of your toenail fungus. Swearsies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (wOO3z)


And your toes

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (9UyKq)

267 I believe the exact term used during this morning's Art Thread was "pronounced hooterage."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (2Ez/1)

268
Well, he was hiding behind the curtain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

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lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (mmrXZ)

269 Well, he was hiding behind the curtain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)



I'd forgotten that. What a fucking childish thing to do.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (+0tX5)

270 The left: You rightwingers hate brown people all you do is hate hate hate!

The right: who has better tits Bondi or Luna?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

271 To be fair to AG Bondi , AG Barr probably had cartoonishly large tits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (BFvh9)

272 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)

273 Virginia Bell for the Breasticles!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (jrgJz)

274 re 257

Even before the election Arkansas folk were warning that Clinton had the nickname 'Slick Willie' for a reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (XeU6L)

275 Late night TV douchebag John Oliver is attempting to cash in off the popularity of Buc-Ee's, especially after the World Cup fans flooded the states, by noting that they've sued various businesses for using their likeness or whatever.

Oliver has started a website and merch sales point called 'Buc-Off' and is daring the franchise giant to sue HIM.

What a fag......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (2YhKe)

276 Soak your feet in a mix of kerosene and drain cleaner and you can be rid of your toenail fungus. Swearsies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (wOO3z)


And your toes
Posted by: It's me donna

Now you're getting all technical and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 02:14 PM (wOO3z)

277
With that I will ask why would Sessions recuse? He was the first big Trump defender, and Trump paid him kindly. And then he immediately dropped the entire first term and potentially the whole country's future in the toilet.


I argue there is a Jeff jr out there this isn't Mrs Session's kid and Jeff Sr was willing to destroy the country to keep that info secret...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

278 Well, he was hiding behind the curtain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL Attorney General of the United States.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

279
Soak your feet in a mix of kerosene and drain cleaner and you can be rid of your toenail fungus. Swearsies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (wOO3z)


And your toes
Posted by: It's me donna

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Go on...

Posted by: Cinderella's Stepsister at August 05, 2026 02:15 PM (mmrXZ)

280 I need a root canal in my upper left molar... It hasn't really caused me much trouble so I have been putting it off for a few years. so I bite down on something just now and had a sharp pain. It was a gummy bear... not something hard and crunchy or cold but a freaking soft gummy bear.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 02:15 PM (9AdGW)

281 New strange ad behaviors…. Now if I try to click on some comment test to copy-paste… no matter where I click I can’t highlight and copy; instead an ad opens up 🥴

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 02:15 PM (yz/88)

282 All that's needed to end it all is Biden saying, "I approved it." You don't even need contemporary evidence, because he can give it verbally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 02:12 PM (vmxqS)
_______________________

Not that easy. The absolute last thing they want is Joe Biden under oath in front of a non-bias seasoned investigator. Hell, they tried to use the appeal process in two courts to keep his interview private on the confidential documents. It would just be a two minute interview with that statement. It would be a tightrope walk for everyone involved.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

283 There was a feller in my unit, an E4 from Arkansas, one time at a beer session in the barracks he started talking about this Bill Clinton guy, and how he was gonna be the next president of the US, he was crooked as hell, and beware his skank wife wants to be president someday too. Everybody was like "Who?". We found out later, as did everyone else. He must have been connected or tapped in somehow to Arkansas politics.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (xBJ7x)



It bears pointing out however that but for Ross Perot, Clinton remains an asterisk in the history books.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 02:16 PM (+0tX5)

284 Virginia Bell for the Breasticles!
Posted by: what the cat drug in

Madeline Smith

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

285 Soak your feet in a mix of kerosene and drain cleaner and you can be rid of your toenail fungus. Swearsies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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That nagging neuropathy will disappear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:16 PM (XeU6L)

286 Remember the 'trust the plan' days when Barr and Rosenstein were straight shooters who were gonna fix stuff?

Yeah... some of us were shouted down.

Note, both Barr and Rosenstein could find no evidence at all of election irregularities... how... strange..

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2026 02:17 PM (mP0Kj)

287 Oliver has started a website and merch sales point called 'Buc-Off' and is daring the franchise giant to sue HIM.

What a fag......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 02:13 PM (2YhKe)

Finally I’m able to copy (your comment above)… this is an abomination. I hope Bucee’s bankrupts him

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 02:17 PM (yz/88)

288 The entire Eff Bee Eye should have been fired for their Deep State plots

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 02:17 PM (Ia/+0)

289 Soak your feet in a mix of kerosene and drain cleaner and you can be rid of your toenail fungus. Swearsies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Say more about the feet, please — Rex Ryan

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 02:18 PM (yz/88)

290 280 I need a root canal in my upper left molar... It hasn't really caused me much trouble so I have been putting it off for a few years. so I bite down on something just now and had a sharp pain. It was a gummy bear... not something hard and crunchy or cold but a freaking soft gummy bear.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 02:15 PM (9AdGW)

See whut happenz when ya chose the BEAR?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)

291 Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

As good a guess as any.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 02:18 PM (sRo0+)

292 Two more weeks!

Posted by: Joe DiGenova at August 05, 2026 02:19 PM (qUkBO)

293 A woman in Brazil has been convicted of criminal "misgendering" after referring to a transgender politician as a "man."

Bianca Barreto was found guilty of "social racism" and sentenced to 2 years imprisonment for offending parliamentarian Duda Salabert.

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That'll teach him/her/it/they/them!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 02:19 PM (ndZc7)

294 Not that easy. The absolute last thing they want is Joe Biden under oath in front of a non-bias seasoned investigator. Hell, they tried to use the appeal process in two courts to keep his interview private on the confidential documents. It would just be a two minute interview with that statement. It would be a tightrope walk for everyone involved.
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)


The defense attorney says, "Biden's brain is mush. He doesn't know what he had for breakfast, let alone if he authorized this. My client has indicated that he had verbal instructions from Biden. Do you have any proof that he didn't receive verbal instructions from Biden?"

And now you're stuck because you could NEVER prove that Biden NEVER gave those instructions. Even if, today, Biden said that he didn't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

295 Two more weeks!
Posted by: Joe DiGenova

To flatten the curve!

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

296 Karl Rove is apparently alive and well and on FoxNews...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)

297 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2026 02:17 PM (mP0Kj)

Pepperidge Farm remembers. I think it was you and me and like maybe three others at a push...?

Trusting the plan is easy. But so is not trusting the plan.

Or cocksucking assholes.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 02:20 PM (sRo0+)

298 >>With that I will ask why would Sessions recuse?

Likely for the reason he explained in front of Congress. He was required by statute to do so. Sessions was part of the campaign and everyone on the campaign was being investigated including him. He was not allowed by statute to oversee and investigation he might have been implicated in.

Sessions was one of Trump's earliest supporters. First senator to endorse him long before anyone else got onboard. Long before Russia collusion was even contemplated.

I think Sessions was guilty of being a naive boy scout and followed the law not realizing the level of corruption he was up against. In hindsight it's easy to see but back in those early days when Comey bragged he setup Flynn by sending a couple guys to the White House to interview him and not go through proper channels because the Trump administration was just coming into office and not fully organized things weren't so clear. They were plotting against all of them.

Again, it obviously hurt Trump but it's not like the coup plotters were complete idiots. They were plotting to drive all of them out and destroy the entire administration.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 02:20 PM (viF8m)

299 There was a feller in my unit, an E4 from Arkansas, one time at a beer session in the barracks he started talking about this Bill Clinton guy, and how he was gonna be the next president of the US, he was crooked as hell, and beware his skank wife wants to be president someday too.
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Probably a member of the E4 mafia. We They were not corrupt, just controlling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (XeU6L)

300 "ban women from enhancing the size of their chests to gain advantages"

Ha!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (jrgJz)

301 Brazil had their own color revolution modeled on ours.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

302 Okay, here we go.
The FBI's charter is to incriminate those who violate our U.S. Constitution laws.
The FBI has no authority over political differences. That is our 1st Amendment right.
Any FBI investigation that goes beyond those boundaries is unlawful and fraud! And as such should be punished to the maximum extent.

Posted by: John at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (9NUKl)

303 Cartoonishly large tits? Where!
Posted by: morons at August 05, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)

https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/

All you could want. NSFW, obviously.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
_

Ok, The Blade took the bait. Against his better judgment, he clinked on that link. It's comically stupid. It's just THOTs with massive mountains of boobaciousness just standing there giggling them for the camera. It's comically stupid, but ... massive mountains of giggling boobaciousness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

304 I need a root canal in my upper left molar... It hasn't really caused me much trouble so I have been putting it off for a few years. so I bite down on something just now and had a sharp pain. It was a gummy bear... not something hard and crunchy or cold but a freaking soft gummy bear.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 05, 2026 02:15 PM (9AdGW)
**********
You definitely don't want to put it off. If you wait too long, they may not be able to save the tooth and you'll have to have the tooth extracted. Then you'll need an expensive implant and a crown.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

305 A woman in Brazil has been convicted of criminal "misgendering" after referring to a transgender politician as a "man."

Bianca Barreto was found guilty of "social racism" and sentenced to 2 years imprisonment for offending parliamentarian Duda Salabert.

-
That'll teach him/her/it/they/them!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So even Latin America is infected with this crap now? Good grief...

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

306 143

GOP Sen. Collins said she'll vote 'no' on Todd Blanche's AG nomination
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

_____________________________

And, that's not even close to the worst thing she did today. Check out her comments on the Senate Appropriations Committee. Short version is that the Republicans caved and will not follow the directive from the White House and Office of the Budget to require agency head to sign off on each and every grant (or provide sufficient oversight). What this means is the Dems have reopened their pipeline for campaign cash by laundering out Federal Grant money through cut outs and returning it into dem coffers via unscrutinized "grass roots" donations. ActBlue lives on, and so does tax payers subsidizing Democrats. Collins is excrement.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)

307 Karl Rove is apparently alive and well and on FoxNews...
Posted by: Stateless
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White boards are racyss!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2026 02:22 PM (XeU6L)

308 Barack Obama became the first U.S. president to use an autopen to sign a bill into law, employing the machine to sign legislation while he was out of the country, most notably in May 2011.

Key Autopen Occasions
May 26, 2011: While attending the G8 Summit in Deauville, France, Obama used the autopen to sign an extension of the Patriot Act to avoid its expiration.
November 28, 2011: He used the machine to sign an appropriations bill while in Indonesia.
January 3, 2013: While on vacation in Hawaii, he used the autopen to sign the "fiscal cliff" bill (American Taxpayer Relief Act) to meet a deadline while he was thousands of miles from Washington, D.C..

Context: While the autopen has been used by presidents for routine correspondence since Truman, Obama was the first to use it for official legislation, citing a 2005 Justice Department legal opinion that allowed a subordinate to affix the President's signature if directed.
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Office of Counsel, DOJ, Whether the President May Sign a Bill by Directing That His Signature Be Affixed to It
Date of Issuance: July 7, 2005

👉Steven G. Bradbury: Principal Deputy Assistant Attorney General (acting head for part of the year).

Updated 2015.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 02:22 PM (NFX2v)

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