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Update: Fake DEI Perfesser Now Claiming Some Racists Left a Pig's Head on His Door; Local Butchers and Police Deny

He's not just a plagiarist, he's a serial liar.

He can't stop making things up. He's literally never been called on his lies before so this is a whole new experience for him.

John Sexton:

[Y]esterday the NY Times published a story which basically summarized what is happening. While the story does cover most of the territory, all of the really damaging findings about Arday are left out. That seems odd, especially after Arday canceled an interview with the Times to answer their questions.

Arday has also told the press that his academic successes brought darker attention, including the delivery of a severed pig's head to his parents' home and repeated visits to his office by a masked intruder, once while wielding a knife...

...

As for his personal life, he said he "had no reason to lie or fabricate," and reiterated that he was the victim of "a wider campaign, motivated by racism, to discredit me in every single way possible."...

...over the weekend, British news outlets, including some that previously ran admiring coverage of Arday, raised fresh questions about possible anomalies in his published work and unsupported elements of his personal story, including his claims about the pig's head and the masked intruder.

So the pig's head story gets mentioned twice in the story and once more in the subheading. But what you see above is it. The Times says there are "possible anomalies" with this story but then stops and doesn't offer any details. The story has been updated today but there's still no mention of what happened with the pig's head. They do offer a link if you want to look it up yourself, but why not follow this story to the end? Here's what the Guardian reported Saturday about the pig's head story.


In a subsequent interview he claimed the police investigated, checking with butchers in south London if they had sold a pig, eventually finding one that had sold a "whole hog" on the morning the head was left outside the family home.

When the Guardian checked those details with the local butchers Arday named, they said no police officer had come in to ask them about a pig. When asked if they were sure, the butcher said "that's the kind of thing we'd remember".

When the details Arday gave about the pig's head investigation were checked by London's Metropolitan police, the Guardian was told they were "categorically" incorrect and no investigation had taken place...

Arday could produce no messages from the time in which he discussed any of the items with friends, family, colleagues or the police.

As I said yesterday, there only seem to be two possible explanations here. Either the police and the local butcher are out to get Arday or he's lying. The much more likely possibility is the second one. So, getting back to the NY Times, why would they raise this issue in an article and then fail to mention that the police and the butcher said his claims were absolutely false? Why wouldn't they mention that Arday has zero evidence (no texts or pictures) to back up his crazy claim?

I think that answers itself.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM




Comments

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)

2

It is racist of you to doubt anything he says.

Posted by: imp at August 05, 2026 12:24 PM (fNmNr)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 12:24 PM (NcvvS)

4 sure, betsy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 05, 2026 12:24 PM (CWTWj)

5 This is starting to get GOOD. I hope this isn't a hoax and someone left an actual pig head but the chances of that are small, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (q177U)

6 Just popping up, or in, mebbee

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (Gqar8)

7 Jussie, is that you?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (+4yJ5)

8 The amazing thing about Arday is that no one questioned his absurd non-academic claims - that he had run 600 miles in six days, running 30 marathons in 35 days, and so on.

It shows you how terrified people are of the consequences of questioning a DEI hire.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (aD4fx)

9 There's no way this guy is for real.

If he were clever enough to craft this entire saga, he wouldn't be stupid enough to do any of it in earnest.

It has to be performance art of some kind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (Vq1pX)

10 Very few people get to turn a Walter Mitty existence into a lucrative gig.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (NcvvS)

11 Have his racist tormentors subjected him to relentless pop-up ads?

Posted by: Pop Ups at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (jwLk3)

12 Arday should h@ng himself to prove he is being attacked by r@cists. He may be that stupid.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (5rh/l)

13 It is not seen as a problem, it is seen as a mark of success. That is why nothing is done about it

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (rbvCR)

14 Just more keepin' the black man down.

Posted by: Jason Arday at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)

15 Pig head!

Posted by: Wood eye at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (Cqx++)

16 "What's in the BOX!!!

Oh, nothing."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (bNf8H)

17 >>>It’s a deeply ingrained problem that universities seem unable unwilling to address.

FIFY.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (syz1S)

18 Mmmmm, pig heads.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:26 PM (Gqar8)

19 It shows you how terrified people are of the consequences of questioning a DEI hire.

There was apparently considerable grumbling at Stanford when Stanford tenured the utterly unqualified Claudine Gay, but no one was dumb enough to complain publicly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (aD4fx)

20 Was the pigs head in jello?

I ran across a picture of Piet de Jambon(sp?) that horrifies me to this day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

21 There's no way this guy is for real.

If he were clever enough to craft this entire saga, he wouldn't be stupid enough to do any of it in earnest.


Counterpoint: DEI is so entrenched in wackademia that a small-m moron could easily fall into his situation.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

22 Then again, most universities won't even take you on as an adjunct unless you got at least one race hoax on your CV.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (Vq1pX)

23 The Bob Dole can assist if you need a pop up.

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (0sNs1)

24 Hog jowls, pig snout and head cheese it pretty good eating.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (Gqar8)

25 As for his personal life, he said he "had no reason to lie or fabricate,"

We know. That's what makes it so obvious.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (iFEms)

26 Counterpoint: DEI is so entrenched in wackademia that a small-m moron could easily fall into his situation.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

Like the Walter Mitty of Not Earning It.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (Vq1pX)

27 Let he who has not lied about pig heads cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 12:28 PM (ndZc7)

28 These pops have to be malware. They don’t behave predictably

Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 12:28 PM (xMlTu)

29 >>It’s a deeply ingrained problem that universities seem unable to address.

Unwilling, not unable. Using the correct word is important.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 12:28 PM (VJX5o)

30 Buy stock in Brave.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:28 PM (Gqar8)

31 Also, the idea that you can just throw away a pig's head in the trash is a bit... um, no. That shit would get you pinched in the UK.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2026 12:28 PM (diia5)

32 Pig heads, pig heads,
Roly-poly pig heads,
Eat 'em up, yum!

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

33 Ah, the ol' fake hate crime gambit. Works every time.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 12:29 PM (Av6i5)

34 Haaa didn't even see that nazdar, but yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (Vq1pX)

35 Counterpoint: DEI is so entrenched in wackademia that a small-m moron could easily fall into his situation.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

Yeah, this is completely understandable. For these guys what they get away with and how far they can push it is part of the kink. It's power in their minds. What they can get other people to nod along with. They start small and then keep going.

This is frog in the boiling water except we are being exposed at the end, while academia is the frog in the water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

36 32 Pig heads, pig heads,
Roly-poly pig heads,
Eat 'em up, yum!
Posted by: Bulg


Dr. Demento is in da house!

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (Av6i5)

37 Afternoon Ace.
Still amazed that no one called this guy out for his alleged sporting and charitable actions. Even if you bought his academic BS, his marathon running claims and playing professionally in two sports should have been a hint

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (BFvh9)

38 Trying to come up with a pigs head joke is harder than one would think.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (S1fh+)

39 Pig heads, pig heads,
Roly-poly pig heads,
Eat 'em up, yum!"

*golf clap

Posted by: man at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (XuXeR)

40 ace needs to work out a brand deal with Brave at this point. 'Here. use this browser and bypass my advertising!'

Wait a min...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

41 But I would walk SIX hundred miles
And I would walk SIX hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your door

Posted by: Prof Arday at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (/+uur)

42 It's the same thing with the Coof. They all backed themselves into a corner and now they can't get out of it without admitting not that they were wrong, but that they were deliberately wrong. The next question, which no one will also ask or answer, is why? I think we know why.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (QaH55)

43 500 quatloos Arday is one of those who constantly says everything Trump says is a lie. These narcissist con artist losers have no self-awareness.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (5rh/l)

44 Pig's Head? Is that a band name?

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (Oy/m2)

45 36 32 Pig heads, pig heads,
Roly-poly pig heads,
Eat 'em up, yum!
Posted by: Bulg

Dr. Demento is in da house!
Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (Av6i5)

A favorite, along with Star Trekkin’.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar8)

46 I'm surprised you can still buy pig heads in Britianistan.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

47 Coffee vs Hot Cacao vs Adult Diapers

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (uzmqU)

48 Mmmmm, pig heads.

Pigs heads, pigs heads
Roly-poly pigs heads
Pigs heads, pigs heads
Eat them up, yum!

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (iFEms)

49 "A deeply ingrained problem universities seem unable to address".

They aren't victims here, they are the perpetrators. Who would think they are trying to "address the problem" in the first place? Check your premises.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (aPO7X)

50 Still amazed that no one called this guy out for his alleged sporting and charitable actions. Even if you bought his academic BS, his marathon running claims and playing professionally in two sports should have been a hint
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (BFvh9)

It's academia. They probably have no frame of reference. The only place they run is to the fainting couch or their drug dealer. So, him saying he ran 600 miles in six days: ok. wow, you must be super fast!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

51 Arday listed on his bio that he is a visiting professor at Ohio State University’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion — though the school’s DEI office closed in 2025 and school administrators said they have no record of him as an employee, according to the National Review.

“We have no record of an employee by that name,” Ohio State University spokesman Benjamin Johnson

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (/+uur)

52 Where did the esteemed professor dispose of the pig head?

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (VJX5o)

53 The soft bigotry of low and slow expectations.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (Vq1pX)

54 Cultural Studies departments across the Western world are riddled with Ardays. It’s a deeply ingrained problem that universities seem unable to address.

*Hakeem Jeffries' execrable uncle Leonard waves*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (kgE5c)

55 Man, I got smoked on that one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (iFEms)

56 If you really wanted to harass Arday's family you should send pop-up ads to their browser

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (BFvh9)

57 Pig heads?!

Could have been worse.

He could have been kidnapped and forced to listen to Nickelback.

Or watch Marvel movies,

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (Sco7b)

58 The University of Glasgow — where Arday also claims he works as a visiting professor in the School of Education — similarly said they have no record of him working there.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (/+uur)

59 ace needs to work out a brand deal with Brave at this point. 'Here. use this browser and bypass my advertising!'

Wait a min...


Has there been official word from Ace/Pixy/the cobs that the banner ads are intentional? Because if Ace just needs us to hit the tip jar harder so we don't have them, he should say so.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

60 What a waste of a perfectly good pig head.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (UjdFS)

61 Motherfuckin honkeys took the rest of my pig.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:33 PM (Vq1pX)

62 I await with dread the Return of Sonobi.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (Gqar8)

63 Trying to come up with a pigs head joke is harder than one would think."

The old butcher shop one is a classic...

(Lady points to pig head, asks if there's a bigger one. Butcher says lady, that's a mirror)

Posted by: man at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

64 41 But I would walk SIX hundred miles
And I would walk SIX hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your door
Posted by: Prof Arday at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (/+uur)

If you goooo
a million miles away
I'd drive 11
each and every day
because honey nothin
nothin
can ever change this love I have for you!

Posted by: Sam Cooke at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)

65 you gotta wonder how many graduate theses are done exactly according to the rules and are still just crap

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (CWTWj)

66


"Debate" American Style: Our Top Orators in Action

Towson University debate team

https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)

67 Is this the guy who said he ran 600 miles in six days?

I would be dead after the first day.

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (Oy/m2)

68 "Cultural Studies departments across the Western world are riddled with Ardays."

It's nothing new. Here's a juicy example of Leftist capture of academia, circa 1967. Let's rap with Herbert Marcuse at the Congress on the Dialectics of Liberation:
youtube.com/watch?v=kCNFs45KDVU

Posted by: gp at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

69 44 Pig's Head? Is that a band name?
Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 12:31 PM (Oy/m2)

Pig Nose is a small guitar amp.
Pigface is an industrial rock band.
Pig head is... somebody had to have used it by now. Ima go search youtube.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 12:35 PM (S1fh+)

70 Let me guess, the perpetrators also yelled "This is MAGA country!" as they dropped off the pigs head....in London?

Posted by: WisRich at August 05, 2026 12:35 PM (G0vdT)

71 "I await with dread the Return of Sonobi."

However, the sciatica woman was quite attractive.

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 05, 2026 12:35 PM (SExz7)

72 Trying to come up with a pigs head joke is harder than one would think.

Posted by: Reforger
........

Why did the pig head cross the road?
Uhh... yeah, you're right.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)

73 Did the NYT article use the required phrase "without evidence" that they always attach to any statement of fact made by a Republican?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 05, 2026 12:35 PM (pUU4E)

74 To be clear, the Zwozdiak-Myers paper was not the only overlap. Similar overlaps were found between Arday’s dissertation and a 2013 paper by April G. Douglass, Dennie L. Smith and Lana J. Smith from Texas A&M University and a 2007 paper by Semiyu Adejare Aderibigbe, Laura Colucci-Gray and Donald Gray from the American University in the Emirates and the University of Aberdeen.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 12:35 PM (/+uur)

75 Cultural Studies departments across the Western world are riddled with Ardays.

Well, when your entire field is a load of BS, that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

76 And he even looks like he was in Milli Vanilli. Yet, somehow even gayer. Thats a miracle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2026 12:36 PM (WDFUR)

77 37 Afternoon Ace.
Still amazed that no one called this guy out for his alleged sporting and charitable actions. Even if you bought his academic BS, his marathon running claims and playing professionally in two sports should have been a hint

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 12:30 PM (BFvh9)


The "You must believe everything I say, no matter how improbable" Race Card still works every time it is played on Leftists.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2026 12:36 PM (5rh/l)

78 When the details Arday gave about the pig's head investigation were checked by London's Metropolitan police, the Guardian was told they were "categorically" incorrect and no investigation had taken place...

Its funny when they got some town bureaucrat in Ohio to claim that the Somalians were not eating the wildlife the left then argued that claim was debunked.

Why do I suspect this deniable by the British police will not be included when they talk about the story?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

79 https://tinyurl.com/e979d272

Wow. I so very much got those lyrics wrong.

If I go, a million miles away
I'd write a letter, each and everyday
'Cause honey nothing, nothing can ever change this love I have (for you) for you
Love makes me weep and you can make me cry
See me coming and you can pass me by
But honey, nothing, nothing can ever change this love I have (for you) for you

Love Sam Cooke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)

80 What a waste of a perfectly good pig head."

Yep.

/head cheese makers

Posted by: man at August 05, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

81 All I know from this episode is that sociology departments are the most rigorous and dedicated to original research finding new truths in the human experience than any other department in universities.

How else could such blazzingly original research be recognized so righteously?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:37 PM (vmxqS)

82 And he even looks like he was in Milli Vanilli. Yet, somehow even gayer. Thats a miracle.

Milli Vanilli is at this point more honest than today's alleged pop where every song has 24 credited writers and they screech "racism" when someone questions that.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

83 For a long time, I thought Israel would get busted first. But, now, I see that KSA has been surrounded Iran, I consider it 60/40 that KSA goes first.
Horribly humid breathless day in Accomack

Posted by: Accomack at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (NoW5q)

84 Hey that's no pig's head, that's Joy Behar!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (BFvh9)

85 There used to be a restaurant in Roseland, Indiana called "The Boar's Head," with a picture (not a photo) of a boar's head on its sign. My Dad would always comment on what a disgusting name that was for a restaurant every time we'd drive by.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

86
Someone gave me head!

Posted by: Professor Arday at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (OkYzo)

87 80 Ace sits upon his throne of lies and ad revenue, but mostly lies, pop, pop, popping off. I love the new Pay Me aesthetic. But it doesn't go far enough. I want HQ spam phone calls. I want my mailbox filled with HQ missives about my expired home and car warranties. More, more, more. MOAR!

Posted by: Popcorn! at August 05, 2026 12:36 PM (HMHTa)

=====

I think the ad company changed the settings on their backend. I think it's something only pixy has access to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (vmxqS)

88 I await with dread the Return of Sonobi.
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM


*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (Wnv9h)

89 In the movie Eden when the German philosopher finally decides there is no point to being a vegetarian the first meat he asks for is a cow head.

Which when the whole rest of the cow was available makes no sense to me

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

90 And a black man who writes on the unqualified police commissioner who helped her son after his gang shooting. From NY Post:

https://tinyurl.com/mr22f3zd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (6jy2V)

91 >>"Debate" American Style: Our Top Orators in Action

Towson University debate team

https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM

Well, really, what are you going to say to refute that? In public.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (VJX5o)

92 Next thing ya know somebody's gonna tie a noose to his garage door.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (+0tX5)

93 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (SO08p)

94 I think the ad company changed the settings on their backend. I think it's something only pixy has access to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (vmxqS)

These ads are like Anti-Semitism: I just don't get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

95 How many Super Bowl rings does he have?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (Cqx++)

96 Those who reinforce the fantasies of the left, are rewarded and protected by the left's mechanisms.

Scholarship, Promotion, Grants, Tenure, Press "Coverage".

If you play the game, you are rewarded.

Why do you think so many hollyweird actors have trannie kids?

Posted by: Its right there in front of you at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (anL5R)

97 89 I await with dread the Return of Sonobi.
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:34 PM

*shudders*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (Wnv9h)

It’s mentioned in Book of Revelations.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (Gqar8)

98 Weirdos, one and all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (2Cry5)

99 Marcuse and all those Frankfurt school communists were especially odious pieces of shit. Kicked out of Germany by you-know-who, they were allowed to emigrate to the U.S.A. and showed their undying gratitude by immediately setting up shop at places like Columbia U. with their plans to screw up America. Their ideological heirs are in full flower now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (aPO7X)

100 ...raised fresh questions about possible anomalies in his published work and unsupported elements of his personal story...

"Baby, that ain't me in that picture, that's just a possible anomaly!"

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (vTZFs)

101 Jason needs a fuckin' haircut.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (UjdFS)

102 There used to be a restaurant in Roseland, Indiana called "The Boar's Head," with a picture (not a photo) of a boar's head on its sign. My Dad would always comment on what a disgusting name that was for a restaurant every time we'd drive by.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM


It's not Christmas until I've heard The Boar's Head Carol.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (Wnv9h)

103 "This is PIGA Country"

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (sRo0+)

104 The supply of qualified diverse academics is not enough to meet the demand for diverse academics.This is the inevitable result of "affirmative action" in any form.

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (YwEeS)

105 I want HQ spam phone calls. I want my mailbox filled with HQ missives about my expired home and car warranties. More, more, more. MOAR!

This reads like the least sexy parts of 50 Shades of Grey

Posted by: Some moron which reads at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

106 Pigs in a blanket, fry em like bacon?

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (sRo0+)

107 He should partner up with Juicy juice Smollet for a worldwide racist fraudster tour.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (lCppi)

108 Love the BBQ signs showing happy pigs in chef attire serving up ribs and sandwiches.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:41 PM (Gqar8)

109 95 I think the ad company changed the settings on their backend. I think it's something only pixy has access to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (vmxqS)

These ads are like Anti-Semitism: I just don't get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

======

I've been looking into it slightly, and everything I've found is that someone changed a setting somewhere. Could have been pixy, I suppose it could have been ace, but it most likely is that some kind of update got pushed through the ad company's system that changed settings on the account that the blog has with them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:41 PM (vmxqS)

110 @66

>>Towson University debate team

I refuse to believe that is real.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)

111 Well, really, what are you going to say to refute that? In public."

Authentic frontier gibberish...

Posted by: man at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

112 It's not Christmas until I've heard The Boar's Head Carol.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Yeah, that's a good one.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

113 Those who reinforce the fantasies of the left, are rewarded and protected by the left's mechanisms.

Scholarship, Promotion, Grants, Tenure, Press "Coverage".

If you play the game, you are rewarded.


This is why the left has done so well even as they've gone into absolute insanity. They pay people to advance leftwing causes.

And as always you get more of what you pay for

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

114 Is there some special insult connected to a pig's head?

Godfather used a horse's head, but that was a very special horse.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (vbXSk)

115 106 I want HQ spam phone calls. I want my mailbox filled with HQ missives about my expired home and car warranties. More, more, more. MOAR!

This reads like the least sexy parts of 50 Shades of Grey

Posted by: Some moron which reads at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

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You're gonna have to be WAY more specific than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (vmxqS)

116 I think pig heads are a recurring theme in the recent lore of British Race Hoaxery.

Every piece of shit south of the Orkneys wants to tell you some rotten jank toothed whitey povvo sent them a pork-o-gram out of nowhere for God knows how much sterling and oh isn't it just so horrible how much They hate us peaceful muslims...

It usually ain't black dudes running this play, though.... i mean.... seriously. Brothers and pork products have a deep and intimate history together.

But hey, fuck it, you ain't been mailed a pig head, then you ain't Black, jack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Vq1pX)

117 Ahhh, yes, the old Pig's Head Gambit.

I recall back in 1981, smuggling the fetal pigs head out of my high school Zoology class, and placing it in one of the girl's bathroom toilets, face up, jaws agape, and then just hanging around waiting for the inevitable screams.

It was glorious.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (wZ4Q7)

118 Love the BBQ signs showing happy pigs in chef attire serving up ribs and sandwiches.

Maybe they are Haitian pigs?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

119 To be clear, the Zwozdiak-Myers paper was not the only overlap. Similar overlaps were found between Arday’s dissertation and a 2013 paper by April G. Douglass, Dennie L. Smith and Lana J. Smith from Texas A&M University and a 2007 paper by Semiyu Adejare Aderibigbe, Laura Colucci-Gray and Donald Gray from the American University in the Emirates and the University of Aberdeen.
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Well old chap, who has time to write papers when you are running 600 miles a day.

Posted by: Pro Fessor Allday at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (anL5R)

120 Pigs in a blanket, fry em like bacon?
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 12:40 PM


Don't make me have to cut a bitch.

Posted by: Peppa at August 05, 2026 12:43 PM (Wnv9h)

121
How many times are we going to see this story? I know this isn't the last one.

Jayson Blair
Howell Raines
Gerald Boyd
Claudine Gay
[I distinctly remember another Black female fake]
Ibram X. Kendi

It's been going on that long -- there are doubtless many in between the ones I've listed -- and academia still hasn't stopped.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:43 PM (mmrXZ)

122 The bint that is speaking in the video is at Evergreen State College. This is the same institution that harassed Bret Weinstein and his wife almost 10 years ago, and forced them to resign their positions when they supported free speech and criticized race-based stupidity from Evergreen's students.

I suppose the inmates are still having their run at the asylum there these days.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2026 12:43 PM (0CU3H)

123 He’s inconsistent because of the brain tumor he had removed. Good thing that he didn’t have it removed down to the shoulder. Probably wouldn’t have stopped him from getting his PhD!

Posted by: Unkaren at August 05, 2026 12:43 PM (+ezaD)

124 Well, really, what are you going to say to refute that? In public.

I didn't (couldn't) watch the whole thing. Was there a "Oh no, you di-ent" followed by a mimed mic drop?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)

125 Honestly prefer pork and chicken to beef. Southern thing, maybe?

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (Gqar8)

126 When in doubt, lie.
When not in doubt, lie.

Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (qUkBO)

127 Am I supposed to know who this guy is ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (9UyKq)

128 A pigs head is like free food. You can make some very delicious dishes, taco, burritos, smoked, slow-cooked, stews, pork rinds, chew toys for the pets. Make lemonade.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (iySPJ)

129 For a while, fraudulent "hate crime" incidents at our institutions of higher learning were so numerous it seemed obvious to me they must be awarding extra credit. I think they've moved on to more financially remunerative projects, looting stores, day care, and Quality Learing Centers.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (aPO7X)

130 Is he as fake an academic as Al Sharpton is a fake civil rights figure? As usual, it's all fake and gay.

Posted by: fake it till you make it at August 05, 2026 12:45 PM (Iv+MR)

131
Love the BBQ signs showing happy pigs in chef attire serving up ribs and sandwiches.
Posted by: tubal

===============

One of SNL's most enduring send-ups. Cluckin' Chicken

youtube.com/watch?v=hL4b0Pc1xIs

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:45 PM (mmrXZ)

132 How many times are we going to see this story? I know this isn't the last one.

Jayson Blair
Howell Raines
Gerald Boyd
Claudine Gay
[I distinctly remember another Black female fake]
Ibram X. Kendi

It's been going on that long -- there are doubtless many in between the ones I've listed -- and academia still hasn't stopped.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Wasn't there some chick at the WaPo who made stuff up in the 80s?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

133 9 There's no way this guy is for real.

If he were clever enough to craft this entire saga, he wouldn't be stupid enough to do any of it in earnest.

It has to be performance art of some kind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:25 PM (Vq1pX)


I am confident that Jason Arday just an organic LLM, leaving his critical faculties disengaged and mouth-farting out whatever words spool out from his language center. That's common enough to be a 'type'.

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 12:45 PM (Sy6m/)

134 >>Love the BBQ signs showing happy pigs in chef attire serving up ribs and sandwiches.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:41 PM

Don't leave piglets in with a boar. You may never see them again.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (VJX5o)

135 ok im sufficiently annoyed to download an ad blocker.

The safari blockers seem to all cost money. Suggestions? I'm definitely not downloading anything from the stupid pop up ads...

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (lCppi)

136 Speaking of pig, anyone here like WhistlePig? I'm not much of a drinker anymore (still nursing an 18-pack of Miller Lite I bought back in March and 3 drinking friends of mine died in the last 2 years) but I'd like to have a bottle of good rye for when El Ninomageddon hits this Winter.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (DZ9Lv)

137 It was glorious.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (wZ4Q7)

Duck's feet on my sister's computer keyboard, typing "help meeeee...," over here, boss.

Posted by: Bastard Older Brother at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (yu+1J)

138
Am I supposed to know who this guy is ?
Posted by: It's me donna

================

There have been a couple of threads on this total fake here. There are a couple of detailed take-downs on YouTube at this point.

Short version: Black Cambridge don is utterly fake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (mmrXZ)

139 129 A pigs head is like free food. You can make some very delicious dishes, taco, burritos, smoked, slow-cooked, stews, pork rinds, chew toys for the pets. Make lemonade.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 12:44 PM (iySPJ)

Yeah we never threw them away when we butchered. Pretty much the whole pig got used. Never could get into pork brains though. The heart and liver were pretty good.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (Gqar8)

140 Jealous of my success on TV, someone once sent me a human head!

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6)

141 Am I supposed to know who this guy is ?
Posted by: It's me donna
......

No, but a Goggle image search will get you a few laughs.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

142 Does he like to eat late night at Subway’s?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (b2n1e)

143 111 @66

>>Towson University debate team

I refuse to believe that is real.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)
_____________________________

I applaud the application of "inclusion" within the realm of debate. The Special Education class room may be rife with self-generated shifting engine noises while navigating the hallway, but that doesn't mean there aren't important things to say. Apparently, however, it requires a standby paramedic in the event that certain participants don't hyperventilate while saying all the words they know as fast as they can.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (dIske)

144 The few photos I've seen of him he looks retarded, when I get past his nasty dreds.

His eyes are empty. There ain't nothing there. Especially the photo of him in university gown and eyeliner.

He's the type of pathological liar who denies lying. Either on purpose or mental.

His lectures would be interesting if you drank bong water.

Skidding in life by his skin color, the liberals have made it easy for him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (hzuYO)

145


He’s Agent Orange, top secret, hush hush.

Kills a man with his bare hands man.

Posted by: rev the buzz at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (DPR80)

146
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (lCppi)

=================

Are you using Chrome? It's a super-easy fix.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (mmrXZ)

147
Lot of good meat on a pig's head, jowls especially.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL)

148 136 ok im sufficiently annoyed to download an ad blocker.

The safari blockers seem to all cost money. Suggestions? I'm definitely not downloading anything from the stupid pop up ads...
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (lCppi)

Sue, just load the Brave browser. Really simple, works perfectly.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (Gqar8)

149 Leftists need make fake crimes on themselves for sympathy

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (L8DX7)

150 It's not Christmas until I've heard The Boar's Head Carol.

True story. We had family friends whose phone number was one digit off of the local Mexican market. Every December they would get phone calls from people asking if they had hogs' heads.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (vTZFs)

151 If this had actually happened, he would have taken many pictures of it and filmed a video complete with his face/voice in full drama and outrage. Even if it did happen, so what? Does that erase his other lies and made up bona fides?

Posted by: Cheri at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (oiNtH)

152 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)

153
Wasn't there some chick at the WaPo who made stuff up in the 80s?
Posted by: Bulg

==============

Oh, good one! Janet Cook. I think her editor got fired, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (mmrXZ)

154 Losses as GAINZZ news this morning:
I'm down 32lbs since 21 April.

I was worried my weightlifting would suffer, but yesterday my squats were good.
1 set 300 x 5 reps.
3 sets 280 x 5 reps.

Full depth, good form. It felt good.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (mkw2N)

155 I've been looking into it slightly, and everything I've found is that someone changed a setting somewhere. Could have been pixy, I suppose it could have been ace, but it most likely is that some kind of update got pushed through the ad company's system that changed settings on the account that the blog has with them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:41 PM (vmxqS)

ace?

I think you mean Lamont.

Posted by: spotted dick at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (smVxy)

156 He’s Agent Orange, top secret, hush hush.

Kills a man with his bare hands man.

Posted by: rev the buzz at August 05, 2026 12:47 PM


Liar!!!

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn) at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (Wnv9h)

157 I'm betting we were greys for a while, weren't we. Grays. And I missed it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

158 136 ok im sufficiently annoyed to download an ad blocker.

The safari blockers seem to all cost money. Suggestions? I'm definitely not downloading anything from the stupid pop up ads...
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (lCppi)

I think there is a brave thing for iphone. Let me look it up.

https://tinyurl.com/yszxz4ph

An app store link. Seems legit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

159 So, this guy is just trying to sow dissention by talking about a pig's head?

He should feel ashamed of himself and admit his gilt.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

160 124 He’s inconsistent because of the brain tumor he had removed.
____

Leave the tumor, take the cerebrali.

Posted by: Dr. Clemenza at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (qUkBO)

161 It was the Butcher, the Baker, and the Candlestick Maker what done it!

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (q2NNn)

162 Lot of good meat on a pig's head, jowls especially.
==
Let me recommend soused pig's face.

Delicious.

Posted by: Jack Aubrey at August 05, 2026 12:49 PM (anL5R)

163 He's obviously lying. Anti-black racists don't scare blacks with pig's heads. Using pig's heads as scare tactics is a lefty fetish.

Remember the reports last week that lefty eBay employees terrorized a blogger with pig's heads?

Arday is a midwit lefty Milli Vanilli wannabe who thinks like a lefty. So he a thought a good (fake) terror weapon would be a pig's head. Because that's how leftists think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

164 155 ace?

I think you mean Lamont.

Posted by: spotted dick at August 05, 2026 12:48 PM (smVxy)

======

Solid chance it was Chuy hustling for some extra dough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (vmxqS)

165 So, getting back to the NY Times, why would they raise this issue in an article and then fail to mention that the police and the butcher said his claims were absolutely false? Why wouldn't they mention that Arday has zero evidence (no texts or pictures) to back up his crazy claim?


To ask is to answer.

Enemy
Of
The
People

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (2YhKe)

166 Pathological liar lies to distract from previous lies.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (EGSGm)

167
If he were clever enough to craft this entire saga, he wouldn't be stupid enough to do any of it in earnest.

It has to be performance art of some kind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

================

You are totally underestimating the stupidity, laziness, and cult-capture of DEI regimes worldwide.

Don't think of this as a story about Jason Arday. Think of it as a story about Cambridge University.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (mmrXZ)

168 163 He's obviously lying. Anti-black racists don't scare blacks with pig's heads. Using pig's heads as scare tactics is a lefty fetish.

Remember the reports last week that lefty eBay employees terrorized a blogger with pig's heads?

Arday is a midwit lefty Milli Vanilli wannabe who thinks like a lefty. So he a thought a good (fake) terror weapon would be a pig's head. Because that's how leftists think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

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Feels like something to use against Jewish or Muslim targets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (vmxqS)

169 Yeah we never threw them away when we butchered. Pretty much the whole pig got used. Never could get into pork brains though. The heart and liver were pretty good.
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (Gqar


Mum wants a pig's head, and leave the eyes in 'cause she said its got to see us through the week

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (rbvCR)

170 Solid chance it was Chuy hustling for some extra dough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (vmxqS)

Cultural enrichment, I think you mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

171 Oh, good one! Janet Cook. I think her editor got fired, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That's right. That was her name.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

172 For high school graduation our neighborhood had a pig roast. (we had about 10 kids on my block graduating together.) One of the dads got a little overserved and went in the house to sleep it off. Other dads (not mine) and boys delivered the pig head with the apple still in its mouth to lay on the pillow next to the drunk dad. Several hours later, hilarity ensued.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (lCppi)

173 What i love about this whole story is the "meta" of it....

He isn't fake. Not really. He is the rarified quintessence of what a Cambridge Don is now. This is it. You're looking at it. He fits the bill to an absolute capital T. He has done nothing "wrong", really. He is the merely the current record holder for a no-hit 100% Celebrity Academic speedrun on UK hardware.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (Vq1pX)

174 Bong water is never as tasty as one might imagine.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (JM9I6)

175 A pigs head.....is he islhamic? How would this be construed as racist, which is what he's implying every time he speaks.

Wouldn't a dead chicken be more apropos?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

176 It's been going on that long -- there are doubtless many in between the ones I've listed -- and academia still hasn't stopped.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
___________________

Was it the NYT's yesterday that Ace posted that played off the plagiarism with some comment like "Sure, Arday plagiarized on a couple dozen pages?

A COUPLE DOZEN PAGES. The fact that they would try to rationalize such a massive amount is insane. Especially with their history.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

177 Speaking of pig, anyone here like WhistlePig?

Their stuff on the market is mostly if not entirely sourced, not distilled by them. If that matters to you.

Posted by: MGP etc. at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (smVxy)

178 Did the aliens cure the professor's childhood autism when they abducted him and took him to their saucer for probing? Stay tuned!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (InJki)

179 But hey, fuck it, you ain't been mailed a pig head, then you ain't Black, jack.
___

Not the first time I've been told I ain't black.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 12:53 PM (3fZgy)

180 174 Bong water is never as tasty as one might imagine.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (JM9I6)

Weed tastes like ass anyway. The only reason to go after bong water is not the taste, I would imagine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)

181 I mean, if you're just gonna make stuff up, do what Eldric does and make up stories about all the hot chicks you've banged.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

182 I'm reminded of the media focus on a burning cross story which they covered as Klan/White Supremacist activity in of course "MAGA Chicago"

Until some leftwing Asian atheist admitted he did it, supposedly because he hates Trump, and then the story went away

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

183 The bint that is speaking in the video is at Evergreen State College. This is the same institution that harassed Bret Weinstein and his wife almost 10 years ago, and forced them to resign their positions when they supported free speech and criticized race-based stupidity from Evergreen's students.

I suppose the inmates are still having their run at the asylum there these days.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


Evergreen has never been anything but an asylum.

Their students take whatever classes they want and Evergreen gives them a degree for it. The alumni are also insufferable, looking down on other universities which expect their students to master a particular set of skills and knowledge (up to 70% of it at least) before they grant a degree. They're especially contemptuous of state universities.

If you're ever in a portion to hire someone "Evergreen" on their degree should be an even faster disqual than 'Harvard" or "Yale"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (vJrRc)

184
Not the first time I've been told I ain't black.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 12:53 PM (3fZgy)



Heh.

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (2YhKe)

185 The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

Liars lie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

186 This is happening in London? I'm shocked. Fuck him.
That won't happen. They get away with murder over there.
_the Brits used to be a good people

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (iLKq8)

187 Weed tastes like ass anyway. The only reason to go after bong water is not the taste, I would imagine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Depends on your taste in ass. The only reason to do bong water is the degradation; no way you can get high from it.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (DZ9Lv)

188 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (3fZgy)

189 You are totally underestimating the stupidity, laziness, and cult-capture of DEI regimes worldwide.

Don't think of this as a story about Jason Arday. Think of it as a story about Cambridge University.
==
I think it would be impossible to overestimate the stupidity, laziness and cult-capture of DEI regimes world wide. I'm continually coming up short on just how stupid, lazy and cultish they are. Just when I think they can't do worse, they inevitably prove me wrong. Its a weird accomplishment. Do never stop achieving ever greater levels of idiocy. Cambridge Phd low IQ pathological liar. Shame, its definitely part of the kink.

Posted by: shrugs at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (anL5R)

190 Pathological liar lies to distract from previous lies.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (EGSGm)



ORANGEMAN BAD!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)

191 Wasn't that trauma from grandparents/ parents "inherited" put to rest during Lysenko Russian crop famine- per se' ?

Honey, you didn't inherit trauma. DNA doesn't change that quick

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (FxH7T)

192 Duck's feet on my sister's computer keyboard, typing "help meeeee...," over here, boss.

Posted by: Bastard Older Brother




Outstanding!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (wZ4Q7)

193 She's got a pig's nose ring.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

194 Well, it's speaking @ Evergreen.

Sadly, it's quite a pipeline to state jobs.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 12:55 PM (NFX2v)

195
Not the first time I've been told I ain't black.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

================

I know you like your peace, SMH, but I'd get a kick out of seeing you on the front lines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)

196 Why wouldn't they mention that Arday has zero evidence (no texts or pictures) to back up his crazy claim?

Like NPR, their autocorrect is set up to insert "without evidence" only after the phrase "Trump said."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (vTZFs)

197 Saw it on one of those travel/cooking shows. Pigs ear sammiches. Had the opportunity to try some and they're pretty damn good.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (gm9Sb)

198 I mean, if you're just gonna make stuff up, do what Eldric does and make up stories about all the hot chicks you've banged.

And then the Swedish Bikini Team said their cooters were MAGA country!

Posted by: If Jussie Smolett was straight at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (xrQwm)

199 The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

Liars lie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)




Boys lie, girls steal


https://youtu.be/PyRPCuw_g8I

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (2YhKe)

200 Democrat infighting in Michigan has already started and it's already viscious.

Hasan Piker: "Everyone being like, 'Abdul has a fuck-ton of work to do mending bridges', here's the fucking take nuke for you: You are all unbelievably Islamophobic pieces of shit. You literally called the dude a fucking terrorist for months on end and called him a sexist, misogynist, terrorist, bad candidate, fake doctor when he has two fucking degrees. And now you're going to say sit there and be like, 'you really gotta come to me now.' What are you talking about? Do you wanna win or not? LOCK THE FUCK IN."

Black dems did NOT vote for him in the primary and they absolutely will not vote for him in the general.

Michigan's in play, and I'll repeat my earlier position: Rogers by 3.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (AdHga)

201 Whitlepig is over-priced but it's not bad.

I'll drink it but there are better options to buy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

202 I had a buddy in LA from Mexico and he said his family would eat every part of the pig but the asshole. They'd use a fillet knife to cut around that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (iySPJ)

203 175 A pigs head.....is he islhamic? How would this be construed as racist, which is what he's implying every time he speaks.

Wouldn't a dead chicken be more apropos?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)
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I just looked to see if he is of eeslam but couldn't find that added insult. I did see that he claims he had a seizure before either his thesis or some other lie and, guess what? It impacted his memory with autism and dyslexia and his melanin.

Eyes are the windows to the soul. His appear smudged with dred oils.

To see his soul you'd be looking, as the Bible says, "through a glass darkly." Only he would quote that as "through a glass darky."

This concludes my rasiss comment of the day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (hzuYO)

204 >>Towson University debate team

I refuse to believe that is real.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)
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It's real. This is the new style of debating based the scoring system which awards points for the number of facts presented.

So what do you do? Blurt out as many facts/talking points as fast as you can.

Posted by: WisRich at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (G0vdT)

205 I know you like your peace, SMH, but I'd get a kick out of seeing you on the front lines.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)
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Front lines of what?

I mean, I did that in Iraq and all.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (3fZgy)

206 The other side of this are the lefties who believe all the attempts on President Trump are fake and done for political gain.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (Sco7b)

207 If you're ever in a portion to hire someone "Evergreen" on their degree should be an even faster disqual than 'Harvard" or "Yale"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (vJrRc)


But we're OK, right? Right???

Posted by: Reed College and Oberlin graduates at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (U/s6V)

208 184
Not the first time I've been told I ain't black.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Caught in a crossfire you are;
God made you tough for a reason.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (iLKq8)

209 Whitlepig is over-priced but it's not bad.

I'll drink it but there are better options to buy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)



Pretty much this, actually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

210 Sure, Arday plagiarized on a couple dozen pages, but what national newspaper hasn't? We may have taken some liberties with mimicry, but the perfessor is a Brit who we fought the revolutionary war against and if you don't like that you don't like America and we're not gonna sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America!

Posted by: NY Times at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (n5tGW)

211 Did the aliens cure the professor's childhood autism when they abducted him and took him to their saucer for probing? Stay tuned!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
.......

No, but they cut his hair off because the Knotty Boy dread wax was stinking up the spaceship.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

212
I think it would be impossible to overestimate the stupidity, laziness and cult-capture of DEI regimes world wide. I'm continually coming up short on just how stupid, lazy and cultish they are. Just when I think they can't do worse, they inevitably prove me wrong. Its a weird accomplishment. Do never stop achieving ever greater levels of idiocy. Cambridge Phd low IQ pathological liar. Shame, its definitely part of the kink.
Posted by: shrugs

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Here's a little irony for you: it's a subject that's ripe for a groundbreaking Ph.D. study. Any takers?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (mmrXZ)

213 200 Black dems did NOT vote for him in the primary and they absolutely will not vote for him in the general.

Michigan's in play, and I'll repeat my earlier position: Rogers by 3.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (AdHga)

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Rural white Democrats and black Democrats, I think, are going to see decreases in relative turnout in the general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (vmxqS)

214 199 The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

Liars lie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)



Boys lie, girls steal


https://youtu.be/PyRPCuw_g8I
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (2YhKe)

deep cut, well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

215 I'm really loving my Movie Vault App, it allows you to search and analyze your collection in various ways, allowing you to fill in gaps.

Desmond Llwellyn is now in 5th place, tied with Harrison Ford with 15 films.

And I now have 20 films from the 30's, up from 4.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

216 "Don’t let the dogpiling of Jason Arday distract from the fact that he’s not an aberration. Cultural Studies departments across the Western world are riddled with Ardays. It’s a deeply ingrained problem that universities seem unable to address."

They're able to address it.

But they won't.

Because to address it would be to acknowledge that the entire predicate of DEI is a lie. THAT is something they can't do.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (AdHga)

217 I had a buddy in LA from Mexico and he said his family would eat every part of the pig but the asshole. They'd use a fillet knife to cut around that.

Hey there buddy want a delicious wiener?

Posted by: Hotdogs use EVERY pit of the pig at August 05, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

218 This is the sort of thing that makes me keep thinking this is all an elaborate ploy.

How you going to defend accusations of plagiarism in your doctoral dissertation by saying "man who the hell even knows what's in that mess, i can't even read, bitch. "

It's too delightful. It's too perfect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 12:59 PM (Vq1pX)

219 I'm retired but suddenly traumatized over, "No Irish need to apply" signs in Philly in the mid-19th century.

Can I still use it or pass it to my 'kids'?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (NFX2v)

220 I was always impresed by a product called Ozium. Supplied in a tiny aerosol can, a couple spritz of that stuff, and your dorm room might look like the air at an REO Speedwagon concert when they turn the lights back up, but there wasn't any odor. I'm not sure it fooled anyone, but.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (xBJ7x)

221 "The way you do anything is the way you do everything."

That's a good aphorism! New to me.

Posted by: gp at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

222 Auspex bet you love scrapple

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (L8DX7)

223 , fake doctor when he has two fucking degrees.


Uh, you dumbf*ck. Two degrees does NOT make a doctor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

224
Front lines of what?

I mean, I did that in Iraq and all.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

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I was thinking of the domestic culture war. And thank you for your service!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (mmrXZ)

225 The county I grew up in was, at one time, the Number 1 pork-producing county in Michigan.

The guy who worked for the county as its pig expert once told me that, if you cut a pig open, the arrangement of its internal organs looked very much like the arrangement of organs in humans.

He speculated that that's where the Jewish prohibition on eating pork came from -- it was too reminiscent of cannibalism.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

226 215 I'm really loving my Movie Vault App, it allows you to search and analyze your collection in various ways, allowing you to fill in gaps.

Desmond Llwellyn is now in 5th place, tied with Harrison Ford with 15 films.

And I now have 20 films from the 30's, up from 4.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

227 Uh, you dumbf*ck. Two degrees does NOT make a doctor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)
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These fancy clothes do!

Posted by: Zoidberg at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (FZ29D)

228 Grow the eff up, lady.

Posted by: Geez at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (2Ez/1)

229 Caught in a crossfire you are;
God made you tough for a reason.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (iLKq
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I almost pity these stupid pathological liars whose only "ability" is to focus on their skin color and make the lefty world feel sorry for them, so they're bestowed an honorific like 'professor' so they feel better about themselves.
But it is never, ever enough.
Because deep down, they know the truth.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (3fZgy)

230 215 I'm really loving my Movie Vault App, it allows you to search and analyze your collection in various ways, allowing you to fill in gaps.

Desmond Llwellyn is now in 5th place, tied with Harrison Ford with 15 films.

And I now have 20 films from the 30's, up from 4.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

Why you keep posting this shit? Nobody cares. Were doing pigs heads right now. Get with the program bot.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (S1fh+)

231
deep cut, well done
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (xcxpd)



I help where I can.

And there's NEVER a bad time for a good SloRo tune.......

If you haven't heard their rendition of Hot for Teacher, I HIGHLY recommend it.

If you're going to remake a song, make it your own. And they do.....bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (2YhKe)

232 230 And I now have 20 films from the 30's, up from 4.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

Why you keep posting this shit? Nobody cares. Were doing pigs heads right now. Get with the program bot.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (S1fh+)

========

Thomas Bender is a moron in good standing who has been around for years.

Don't be an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (vmxqS)

233 Wonder if the impending disaster of al-Sayed will cause Wisconsin Dems to vote against Hong in the 8/11 primary. Probably giving them too much credit for situational awareness

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (BFvh9)

234 Apparently the Kurds are attacking Iran from Iraq, and there are analysts of the area thinking we will see similar step-offs from Baluchistan and possibly from the Gulf states.
This seems that Trump calling off the attack this week may have had more to do with the lack of basic military logistics and coordination in the region than leaks from the Pentagon; the leak story may have been the cover story to the fact that our allies are unable to get their thumbs out in reasonable amounts of time.

It looks like ground action, or at least some sort of seaborne attacks may be in the works to take up the IRGC holdouts in the ports, and the USN is in place to do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

235 I was thinking of the domestic culture war. And thank you for your service!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (mmrXZ)
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I'm engaged in it, alright.

With my very left-of-center daughter and granddaughters.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 01:03 PM (3fZgy)

236 197 Saw it on one of those travel/cooking shows. Pigs ear sammiches. Had the opportunity to try some and they're pretty damn good.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 05, 2026 12:56 PM (gm9Sb)
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My matron of honor and husband flew to NOLA for our wedding in MS. He's Jewish from NYC. At the rehearsal dinner he regaled us with stopping at a small gas station to ask directions to MS.

The first thing he saw was a giant jar of pig's lips (please note that my fambly eat ham and bacon and porck chops). Then the dear man told him to "hug a left on eye fiddy fi.

I don't think he was ever the same.

He and my father became great friends that weekend. There is one wedding photo of them jabbering and Peter had cut a Japanese magnolia for his boutonniere as he wanted to look dapper like the wedding party, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:03 PM (hzuYO)

237 223 , fake doctor when he has two fucking degrees.


Uh, you dumbf*ck. Two degrees does NOT make a doctor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

Yep. My dad has two degrees. He's not a doctor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

238 He's obviously lying. Anti-black racists don't scare blacks with pig's heads. Using pig's heads as scare tactics is a lefty fetish.

Remember the reports last week that lefty eBay employees terrorized a blogger with pig's heads?

Arday is a midwit lefty Milli Vanilli wannabe who thinks like a lefty. So he a thought a good (fake) terror weapon would be a pig's head. Because that's how leftists think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

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Feels like something to use against Jewish or Muslim targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 12:51 PM (vmxqS)
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Yea, it does. Like a cow's head for Indians. But the pig's head thing is almost exclusively something leftist scumbags think of.

Oddly enough, I learned last night from a Nepali girl that while cows are sacred to Hindus (she is Hindu) and thus would never be eaten, the same is not true of bison. Hindus eat a lot of bison. I pointed out that it's basically the same animal. She just shrugged.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

239 I had a buddy in LA from Mexico and he said his family would eat every part of the pig but the asshole. They'd use a fillet knife to cut around that.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/484/doppelgangers

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 01:04 PM (vTZFs)

240 230 215 I'm really loving my Movie Vault App, it allows you to search and analyze your collection in various ways, allowing you to fill in gaps.

Desmond Llwellyn is now in 5th place, tied with Harrison Ford with 15 films.

And I now have 20 films from the 30's, up from 4.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

Why you keep posting this shit? Nobody cares. Were doing pigs heads right now. Get with the program bot.
Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 01:02 PM (S1fh+)

And who are you again?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:05 PM (xcxpd)

241 Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)
________________________

Who owns the largest pork producing company in the entire US? That would be Smithfield Foods. Owned by ...(drum roll)....CHINA.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 01:05 PM (dIske)

242 @230

>>Why you keep posting this shit? Nobody cares. Were doing pigs heads right now. Get with the program bot.


Look, I have a point of view and I think it speaks for many of the people here.

--
Some New England Councilwoman

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 01:05 PM (XV/Pl)

243
Yep. My dad has two degrees. He's not a doctor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)



My former step-brother has multiple degrees, including his PhD. HE can be called Doctor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:05 PM (2YhKe)

244 228 Grow the eff up, lady.
Posted by: Geez at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (2Ez/1)

Don't you talk to ME in that tone, mister. Or presume my gender! How dare you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:06 PM (hzuYO)

245 I can watch this over and over.

https://tinyurl.com/2tbmkcrt

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 01:06 PM (lCppi)

246 Pig rectums are used in sausage making. After cleaning of course

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:06 PM (BFvh9)

247 Hogs were used by North American aviation for determining whether the crash-attenuation features of the command module astronaut couches were adequate. The layout of the organs are similar enough to humans to get useful data. Somebody wrote about this in the NASA oral history project, he was walking through one of the hangars and noted a distinct pig shit aroma. "They don't have pigs in aircraft hangars?". Turns out, yes they did.

They also had a lot of BBQs later on, or donated the meat to charity.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 01:06 PM (xBJ7x)

248 Arday looks almost as black as Fauxcahontas looks Indian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 01:06 PM (1z8ji)

249 I had a buddy in LA from Mexico and he said his family would eat every part of the pig but the asshole. They'd use a fillet knife to cut around that.

When you do down to the guts everything is tossed into a pot with chiles. The result is a Saturday morning tradition of Menudo and pastries. At least that has been my experience in New Mexico which is a lot like Regular Mexico but with better plumbing.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 05, 2026 01:07 PM (KcT4I)

250 Hey, did you guys know that Gynocologists recommend this 100% leak proof underwear for incontinence?

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2026 01:07 PM (dIske)

251 Pickled pigs feet,served up from a giant jar in the local dive bar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 05, 2026 01:07 PM (gm9Sb)

252
Don't think of this as a story about Jason Arday. Think of it as a story about Cambridge University.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (mmrXZ)



TV ad on the BBC

Cambridge University. For when Oxford just isn't communist enough to do the job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2026 01:08 PM (y9nCu)

253 I'm trying to figure out how to package it so other people can run it.

It currently relies on a python backend and a side-loaded Roku app.

Thinking about making it a pure Electron app so it can be installed by anyone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 01:08 PM (XV/Pl)

254 Michigan's in play,

Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Dem cheaters who cheat at August 05, 2026 01:08 PM (n5tGW)

255 Why you keep posting this shit? Nobody cares. Were doing pigs heads right now. Get with the program bot.


Look, I have a point of view and I think it speaks for many of the people here.

--
Some New England Councilwoman
==
this is going to devolve into a fcukin Prometheus thread in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: I'm not the pitch meeting guy but seriously at August 05, 2026 01:08 PM (anL5R)

256 A German airport suspended flights after a staff member discovered a drone equipped with an explosive device near the runway, before a cargo plane was rerouted after colliding with a second unidentified flying object early Wednesday, police said.

A bomb disposal robot was deployed at the Leipzig/Halle Airport in Germany to examine the improvised explosive device before the detonator was removed, the Saxony Police said.

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2026 01:08 PM (Jw93N)

257 Freedom Anon

Says she only likes to expend energy on work if she gets paid ... but hates capitalism.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

258 My brother is a PhD in history, and hates to be addressed as "Doctor."

The only time he trots it out is when he's in the hospital and hopes people will think he's an MD and will give him better care.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

259 Jason Arday and Francesca Hong would make a perfect couple.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (KcT4I)

260 I thought a noose was the preferred racist hoax. Or at least a burning cross.

It is England so maybe they don't strike a nerve with the masses.

Posted by: Ripley at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (PTDkx)

261 And who are you again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 05, 2026 01:05 PM (xcxpd)

I've been hanging here a minute or two.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (S1fh+)

262 251 Pickled pigs feet,served up from a giant jar in the local dive bar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 05, 2026 01:07 PM (gm9Sb

My Polish grandmother used to make pickled pig's feet. Not bad.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (Sco7b)

263 >Hey there buddy want a delicious wiener?

Posted by: Hotdogs use EVERY pit of the pig at August 05, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

From the rooter to the tooter!

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at August 05, 2026 01:10 PM (GTqXr)

264 You'd also have to get a free API key from The Movie Database, but that's not too challanging.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

265 Wasn't that dude in the band Living Color??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (8C1eU)

266 Jason Arday and Francesca Hong would make a perfect couple.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (KcT4I)

I mean I'm no fan of abortion but at least she wouldn't need a time machine to kill baby Hitler 2.0.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (Vq1pX)

267 I ain’t eating Menudo. It stinks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (KGj36)

268 Heh...that's the one that got the whole thing started, if I remember correctly......

"I saw Bloated Pork Rectum open for Bad Company at Smoke on the Water in '78."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (2YhKe)

269 Pig rectums are used in sausage making. After cleaning of course

Sure, that's what they say but how do you really know?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (vTZFs)

270 The guy who worked for the county as its pig expert once told me that, if you cut a pig open, the arrangement of its internal organs looked very much like the arrangement of organs in humans.

He speculated that that's where the Jewish prohibition on eating pork came from -- it was too reminiscent of cannibalism.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)


An Anthropology prof I took classes for was focused on cannibalism in New Guinea, and one of the insights is that pig parts and human parts use identical terms.

However, one of the theories I heard about Leviticus is that it was an outgrowth of cultural elements of Egypt, where pigs were celebrated so much that they would only eat them at one festival period in the year.
Also some of the early cities in Judea found raising pigs in nominally Jewish cities, which could either mean some overlap from the Philistines, cultural adoption from the Philistines, or that the hardline prohibition was a later adoption of the culture and religion.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

271 187 Weed tastes like ass anyway. The only reason to go after bong water is not the taste, I would imagine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Depends on your taste in ass. The only reason to do bong water is the degradation; no way you can get high from it.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (DZ9Lv)
************
I never knew anyone to drink bongwater. Considering the stoners of this generation I figure anything is possible.
Pot does now smell like skunk now and I don't know why as it did not in the 70's. Nasty.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:12 PM (hzuYO)

272 I made sausages with natural casings. It is an odd experience

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2026 01:12 PM (rbvCR)

273 GOP Rep Chuck Edwards dropping reelection bid after ethics report. Cook drops district to Lean Republican. Nice job ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:12 PM (BFvh9)

274 Q: What do Jason Arday and Sir Isaac Newton have in common?

*buzz*

A: What is "They both were Professors at Cambridge University?"

*applause*

Posted by: Jeopardy! questions from 2030 at August 05, 2026 01:12 PM (U/s6V)

275 267 A Pudinhead sighting! How you doin', Man?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

276 Depends on your taste in ass.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 05, 2026 12:54 PM (DZ9Lv)




OOOOH!!! Go on! I'm listening......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (2YhKe)

277 This is Jason Arday

https://tinyurl.com/4895st7c

Who's the other chick in the video?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (NpAcC)

278 Well ain't he cute.

Sure this isn't a rejected Mel Brooks script?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (cEDvP)

279 273 GOP Rep Chuck Edwards dropping reelection bid after ethics report. Cook drops district to Lean Republican. Nice job ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:12 PM (BFvh9)


Somehow it's always Republicans that get the boot.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (9UyKq)

280 273 GOP Rep Chuck Edwards dropping reelection bid after ethics report. Cook drops district to Lean Republican. Nice job ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 01:12 PM (BFvh9)

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I believe Cook's ratings mean that lean districts are expected to be won by the named party by between 5-10 percent.

It's really just the loss of incumbency they're taking into account, but a district that Republican will probably just be...Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (vmxqS)

281
The only time he trots it out is when he's in the hospital and hopes people will think he's an MD and will give him better care.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

____________

Not a good idea. MDs make terrible patients.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 01:13 PM (O0L8i)

282 So some evil racist sends a pig's head -- a fucking pig's head -- to Arday as a threat, and this guy doesn't take a picture of it? Yea, okay.

This guy looks like he takes 10 pics of his dinner every night and 25 pics of his genitals every morning. But he has no pic of a pig's head sent to him as a threat?

This totally happened.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 05, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

283 Wasn't that dude in the band Living Color??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 05, 2026 01:11 PM (8C1eU)



Elvis is Dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

284 You are totally underestimating the stupidity, laziness, and cult-capture of DEI regimes worldwide...


You really don't have to try hard when nobody, i.e., The Media, holds you accountable. Of course you get lazy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (+0tX5)

285 @246.
Pig rectums are used in sausage making,........

Cross sausage off eating list.

Posted by: Case at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (H3dzX)

286 Did the pig's head have a noose around it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (cEDvP)

287 200. Black dems did NOT vote for him in the primary and they absolutely will not vote for him in the general.

Michigan's in play, and I'll repeat my earlier position: Rogers by 3.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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HaleyforMI: Former House Majority Whip Congressman Jim Clyburn Endorses Haley Stevens for U.S. Senate, July 16, 2026

Reportedly, Al-Sayed dissed Michelle Obama some years back, too.

However, AlJazerra, 2 hours ago, Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Democratic primary for Senate in blow to AIPAC
Progressive advocate overcomes more than $60m in spending to defeat pro-Israel Congresswoman Haley Stevens.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v)

288 Dudes, Men Over 40 Are Instantly Ditching Viagra for This 40x Stronger Pill!

Posted by: Stop taking Three Penis Chinese Remedy if ypu experience an election lasting 160+ hours at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (yu+1J)

289
Hadrian's Axiom: All "hate crimes" against Grievance groups are fake until proven beyond a shadow of a doubt in a court of law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (O0L8i)

290 One would think if the youngers are no longer drinking, bourbon prices would fall. But nope, not that I've seen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:16 PM (n5tGW)

291 Nood, corrupt FBI.

Posted by: SciVo at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (Sy6m/)

292 One would think if the youngers are no longer drinking, bourbon prices would fall. But nope, not that I've seen.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2026 01:16 PM (n5tGW)



Prices will only drop if there's a glut in supply. Once they figure out the proper distill / distribute rate, they will only drop for a short time, then go back up due to 'limited supply.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)

293
Dudes, Men Over 40 Are Instantly Ditching Viagra for This 40x Stronger Pill!

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40X longer? 40X harder?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (O0L8i)

294 SUK MUK DIK POPUPS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 05, 2026 01:17 PM (8r3Kg)

295 I was actually inside a plant that made most of the hot dogs packaged in the mid west.

It was awe inspiring. very mechanized - lots of conveyers and overhead lines going very fast with hunks of meat on hooks. The speed was incredible.

The hunks of meat looked like decent cuts. Somewhat fatty. But not bad looking. their minimum runs were like 10K to 30K units depending on what you were asking for.

Posted by: In another life, many years ago at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (anL5R)

296 Anyone know anything about horse hormones growing your dick two to three inches larger? I saw this online so it must be true.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (KGj36)

297 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2026 12:50 PM (mmrXZ)

Such a shame what Cambridge had turned into along with other formerly high caliber schools is n the US and Britan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (wRUMF)

298 Wow. This is from the Telegraph article:

"Prof Arday has also claimed to have run 30 marathons in 35 days, the final nine of them with a broken leg.

"I can’t make people believe me,” he said. “Nobody lives their life having a receipt for every single thing they say or they’ve done."

I would love to see him and Dear Leader Kim Jong Un to play a round of golf together.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2026 01:18 PM (U/s6V)

299 There used to be a restaurant in Roseland, Indiana called "The Boar's Head," with a picture (not a photo) of a boar's head on its sign. My Dad would always comment on what a disgusting name that was for a restaurant every time we'd drive by.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

Pretty sure that was a pub name in old Blighty. And there is a Boar's Head meat packing company in the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (1z8ji)

300 AlJazerra, 2 hours ago, Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Democratic primary for Senate in blow to AIPAC
Progressive advocate overcomes more than $60m in spending to defeat pro-Israel Congresswoman Haley Stevens.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 05, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v)

Yup.

For every dollar Al Sayed spent, democrats spent $11 trying to defeat him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 01:19 PM (AdHga)

301 Keeping to the topic, sort of, Ace!

My MIL made a hideous concoction for Easter every year. A Polish dish of pig's feet and random chicken pieces off a carcass. They'd eat this with vinegar for brunch.

It somehow congealed into beige with lumps of meat and I've had one nasty bite in my almost 50yrs of knowing them. They almost come to blows over it if not enough made. It is called a word that sounds like jim-na-nuggie.

I don't eat beige jello food for starters, nor pig's feet. I also royally do not pick over a chicken's carcass unless it is end times and I have to. I eat white meat and don't care what others think.

Have told my husband I did not descend from peasants like he apparently did (altho he's wonderful and good lookin').

They would probably eat road kill as I was often horrified with what was served. Plus she kept left overs far beyond what I considered as safe.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (hzuYO)

302 You literally called the dude a fucking terrorist for months on end and called him a sexist, misogynist, terrorist, bad candidate, fake doctor when he has two fucking degrees.

He IS a fake ass doctor. Got money from Soros groups to get him through school. Never got a license to practice, and immediately took a gubmint job.

If he is a muzzie, then the fucker is a Jew (and Christian) hating terrorist. End of story.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (QUhXt)

303 He speculated that that's where the Jewish prohibition on eating pork came from -- it was too reminiscent of cannibalism.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

An Anthropology prof I took classes for was focused on cannibalism in New Guinea, and one of the insights is that pig parts and human parts use identical terms.

However, one of the theories I heard about Leviticus is that it was an outgrowth of cultural elements of Egypt, where pigs were celebrated so much that they would only eat them at one festival period in the year.
Also some of the early cities in Judea found raising pigs in nominally Jewish cities, which could either mean some overlap from the Philistines, cultural adoption from the Philistines, or that the hardline prohibition was a later adoption of the culture and religion.
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Zoonosis from pigs to humans - the Lord was looking out for the people . . .

Posted by: Hot take at August 05, 2026 01:22 PM (anL5R)

304 Arday has appeared to shift gears with his tall tales.

He started with a defense by credentials. That was aimed at the unbelievers. That defense crumbled in real time.

Now he's appealing to the believers, who are always receptive to tall tales of oppression by their enemies. IOW, incitement to violence.

Posted by: mrp at August 05, 2026 01:23 PM (rj6Yv)

305 @303...according to ancient scripture, the animal has to have cloven hooves and chew it's cud. Pigs don't have or do either.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (hzuYO)

306 The safari blockers seem to all cost money. Suggestions? I'm definitely not downloading anything from the stupid pop up ads...
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2026 12:46 PM (lCppi)

You don't want to hear this, but the answer is Linux.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2026 01:26 PM (1z8ji)

307
Front lines of what?

I mean, I did that in Iraq and all.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 05, 2026 12:57 PM (3fZgy)
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I don't care what color you are as that's never meant anything to me.

Thank you for your service in Iraq, sir.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 05, 2026 01:33 PM (hzuYO)

308 234 Apparently the Kurds are attacking Iran from Iraq, and there are analysts of the area thinking we will see similar step-offs from Baluchistan and possibly from the Gulf states.
This seems that Trump calling off the attack this week may have had more to do with the lack of basic military logistics and coordination in the region than leaks from the Pentagon; the leak story may have been the cover story to the fact that our allies are unable to get their thumbs out in reasonable amounts of time.

It looks like ground action, or at least some sort of seaborne attacks may be in the works to take up the IRGC holdouts in the ports, and the USN is in place to do it.

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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 01:36 PM (iLKq8)

309
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Mam.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 05, 2026 01:37 PM (iLKq8)

310 Firefox>Adblock plus>Ghostery>NoScript

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 01:53 PM (jrgJz)

311 Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2026 12:32 PM (iFEms)

I wanted to post that and you ruined it

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 01:55 PM (jrgJz)

312 long pig isn't bad, regular pig is for bacon

If you don't eat bacon then fuck you

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 05, 2026 01:57 PM (jrgJz)

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