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Man Who Murdered Father and Attempted to Murder Mother But Let Out of Jail by Democrats Charged With Setting Three Huge Fires in Washington

Endless sympathy for the devil, because they see themselves in the devil.

A Spokane, Washington, man was arrested and charged with setting the largest of three wildfires that crews have been battling in the region this week.

Aaron F. Farinacci, 37, was arrested Monday and charged with suspicion of first-degree arson in connection with the Old Trails Fire, according to the Spokane County Sheriff's Office, the Associated Press reported. Farinacci was previously convicted of felony manslaughter in Arizona.

He shot his father to death because his father told this lunatic man-child to do the dishes. He also shot his mother.

Democrats allowed him to plead down to manslaughter.

...

Farinacci was again identified when major crimes detectives began investigating reports and footage from body cameras, which indicated the fire started near where the witness had seen a man by the side of the road. Farinacci had matches and a butane lighter when he was arrested, Nowles said. He is scheduled to appear in court on Tuesday.

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol

🚨#BREAKING: A man who m*rdered his own FATHER because he was asked to WASH DISHES... is now accused of setting a fire that burned roughly 700 homes to the ground and forced 65,000 people to flee.

Yes, he k*lled his dad over DISHES and he wasn't in prison.

His name is Aaron Farinacci. He's 37.

Back in 2010, in Mesa, Arizona, Farinacci got into an argument with his father, because his father asked him to do the dishes.

So he shot him de*d.

Then he pointed the gun at his own mother.

Then he shot himself and survived.

He was charged with first-degree M*RDER... but that got knocked down, and he pleaded guilty to mansl*ughter.

Now fast forward to this week in Spokane, Washington.

The Old Trails Fire tore through neighborhoods north of the city. It destroyed around 700 structures, most of them homes.

As many as 65,000 people were forced to evacuate. Investigators say it was intentionally set.

And they've arrested Aaron Farinacci.

Police say he had waterproof matches and a butane lighter on him and found him kneeling in the grass right where the fire started.

The sheriff says he's been contacted before for "arson-related behavior."

Here's the part that will make you sick.

On the DAY the fire started, a witness reported a nervous man in the trees.

Police actually stopped Farinacci a mile away, questioned him... and let him GO.

Now 700 families may be staring at the ashes of everything they built.

But here's who got him: ordinary citizens.

Neighbors who saw something wrong and refused to stay quiet.

The prosecutor said that this case was cracked by "vigilant citizens" who spoke up.

THANK GOD for people who pay attention.

He's charged with first-degree arson, held on a $1 million bond.

GOOD.

How does a man plead guilty to k*lling his own father... and end up free, with a lighter, next to 65,000 people's homes?

Somebody needs to answer for that.

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

Update: The left immediately blamed the fires on, you'll never guess, "climate change."



Climate Change, as we know, is the root cause of all bad things. It has become so destructive that it is whispering in the ears of arsonists, telling them to start fires that burn down vast swathes of nature and not a few homes in places like Los Angeles and Spokane.
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Arsonists lighting fires?

Climate change.

Government incompetence?

Climate change.

Reservoirs left empty?

Climate change.

El Niño? La Niña?

Climate change.

Note that the left puts forward an arson, claims it's "climate change," and claims this proves all of their superstitions about Angry Weather Gods and demands we change our policies to their religion.

But when it turns out that all of this destruction was caused by the left's insane "decarceration" agenda, not a single leftist admits that maybe this proves that their policies are responsible for environmental destruction (and human misery) and so maybe they should change them.

No, every false claim proves that you have to change your beliefs, while no amount of true facts proves that they have to change theirs.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM




Comments

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1 What a shock

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)

2 They were mostly peaceful fires.

Posted by: The media no one watches anymore at August 04, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)

3 He shot his father to death because his father told this lunatic man-child to do the dishes.
---
Reinered.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

4 Soft on crime judges cause more crime!

Who could have foreseen this!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 02:38 PM (N1DT3)

5 me not being first? climate change

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 04, 2026 02:39 PM (CWTWj)

6 No, every false claim proves that you have to change your beliefs, while no amount of true facts proves that they have to change theirs.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM


Same as it has been my whole life.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 02:40 PM (N1DT3)

7 So, how many years of using an energy inefficient dishwasher equals the amount of CO2 released into the atmosphere from this wildfire?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 02:40 PM (bzPaY)

8 popup ads are getting crazy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 04, 2026 02:40 PM (CWTWj)

9 Criminals gonna crim.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2026 02:41 PM (amcLV)

10 It's of a type with their claiming the Bible says we should support socialism.

No, they don't believe that at all, but they know you simple-minded peons do whatever your sky-god tells you, right??

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

11 How does a man plead guilty to k*lling his own father... and end up free, with a lighter, next to 65,000 people's homes?

Somebody needs to answer for that.
---
The answer is: "Washington".

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

12 Heads should be on pikes for this.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 04, 2026 02:41 PM (OUMaO)

13 Aaron Farinacci is said to be in discussions with State officials who are encouraging him to change his legal name to "Climate Change" for consideration of leniency.

The agreement plea deal reportedly includes three info-mercials where Farinacci would be expected to proclaim:

"Climate Change is responsible for the recent wild fires."

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2026 02:42 PM (dIske)

14 So, how many years of using an energy inefficient dishwasher equals the amount of CO2 released into the atmosphere from this wildfire?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 02:40 PM (bzPaY)

The left has a very simple answer to that one:

"Shut up and comply, peasant!"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 02:42 PM (N1DT3)

15 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 02:42 PM (sn5xH)

16 Afternoon.

That guys head is way too small to house a normal brain. Gotta be retarded.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 02:42 PM (dpXJq)

17 I would be very angry with the police especially in light of his past arson-related behavior. What does that even mean? What did he set on fire before? Don't they look up his record while they're questioning him??

Posted by: beckster at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (kX27y)

18 popup ads are getting crazy

Quit whining. The solution has been given a dozen times or more.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (vTZFs)

19 You think emptying the insane asylum was bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet. They are de-facto emptying the prisons, if you hadn't noticed. They want to make room, for people like you.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (910Mn)

20 My shorts stink? Climate change.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (Qi290)

21 Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

22 How does climate change start a fire?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Inslee can't possibly believe what he is saying.

Posted by: bladerunner2019 at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (hg9DX)

23 I hope they checked this the perp about their pronouns.

You know, to be polite to a murderer/mass arsonist.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (Fi81e)

24 Tie him to tree in the fire path.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (sn5xH)

25 He was just turning his life around.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (SgdqL)

26 14 So, how many years of using an energy inefficient dishwasher equals the amount of CO2 released into the atmosphere from this wildfire?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 02:40 PM (bzPaY)

The left has a very simple answer to that one:

"Shut up and comply, peasant!"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 02:42 PM (N1DT3)

======

How many solar panels do I need to install to make up for this forest fire?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (bzPaY)

27 When was he released?

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (KC5Lt)

28 WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS."

Yes, you do.
/karenmcwinebox

Posted by: man at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (XuXeR)

29 My shorts stink? Climate change.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (Qi290)

Maybe give the nethers a washing during a shower. Do you take those?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

30 Arson is arguably the most heinous of crimes. Historically, just shoot 'em on sight. It's better for everyone. But we live in Clown World now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (910Mn)

31 Yes, yes you do have to live like this. Lots of monster children in adult skins out there still living with momma and living in their own GTA video game world.

Can't kill them all...unless...

Posted by: Some People Need Killing at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM (qC81n)

32 thou shall not steal from the people's democratic socialist government

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (CWTWj)

33 How does climate change start a fire?

Posted by: bladerunner2019 at August 04, 2026 02:43 PM (hg9DX)
---
Climate change can do ANYTHING!!

Posted by: Meteors at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

34 Don't forget - Seattle's stadium is called The Climate Pledge Arena.

Posted by: beckster at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (kX27y)

35
So, the arsonist's parents named him "Climate Change"?

Well, no wonder he shot them!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (iJfKG)

36 We're back to "climate change"? I thought Algore said it was glow bull cooling now.
The science, it changes so fast I can't keep up.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (5MU0i)

37 When was he released?"

About 2 weeks too soon.

/property owners

Posted by: man at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (XuXeR)

38 Released in 2018 so served less than 8 years.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 02:46 PM (KC5Lt)

39 Spokane has an ultra progressive mayor.
Shrug.

Posted by: FAFO at August 04, 2026 02:46 PM (3cXW4)

40 This hits very close to home. You have no idea of the rage I feel for this. Including for the fuckers in Arizona that let him plea down.


People need to start paying a personal price for these kinds of acts. A deeply, deeply personal price.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 02:46 PM (tWc/t)

41 Climate change can do ANYTHING!!
Posted by: Meteors"

Yep.

/tectonic shift

Posted by: man at August 04, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)

42 No, every false claim proves that you have to change your beliefs, while no amount of true facts proves that they have to change theirs.

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at August 04, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

43 Released in 2018 so served less than 8 years.

Well, to be fair, they're weren't all his dishes.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 02:47 PM (vTZFs)

44 31, without additional comment.

30, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2026 02:47 PM (VyBeY)

45 global warming is some times, climate change is all the time.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 04, 2026 02:47 PM (CWTWj)

46 Getting sick of Marxists and their street criminals they let out tonprey of citizens

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 02:48 PM (Ia/+0)

47 Yeah - Called this a couple weeks back. A ton of the fires that are burning across the West are going to be Arson related, not lightning related.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (uzmqU)

48 The memes on this have already started...

Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/2084684418304598370

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (SHHm+)

49 Just release this fucker to the people in Spokane who lost everything. Let them mete out justice.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (tWc/t)

50
What a waste of neurodivergent potential. If Pete Buttigieg were still Secretary of Transportation he could have been an air traffic controller.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (mmrXZ)

51 es, yes you do have to live like this. Lots of monster children in adult skins out there still living with momma and living in their own GTA video game world.

Can't kill them all...unless...
Posted by: Some People Need Killing at August 04, 2026 02:44 PM

I have a solution.

No, wait, hear me out ...

Posted by: zombie Vlad Tepes at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (0sNs1)

52 He is why people that had nice things no longer do. This needs to be changed.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (Q/FnY)

53 > We're back to "climate change"? I thought Algore said it was glow bull cooling now.

College students who were born after Al Gore left office have been calling it "climate catastrophe" for years now.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (mkw2N)

54 I shan't believe I say, I shan't.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (VkY89)

55 Ugh.

These lunatic pop-up ads really spoil the experience here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iJfKG)

56 The prosecutor said that this case was cracked by "vigilant citizens" who spoke up.

I'm beginning to the the wave of injustice will require vigilante citizens cracking unpunished criminal skulls.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2026 02:50 PM (/y3Vc)

57 Imagine what he'd do if he was told to clean his room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (sn5xH)

58
How does a man plead guilty to k*lling his own father... and end up free, with a lighter, next to 65,000 people's homes?

Somebody needs to answer for that.
---
The answer is: "Washington".
Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)



To be fair, it appears that Arizona needs to answer for this firebug cocksucker being given a stern letter in his personal record for killing his father. And possibly for letting him walk out of state while on parole (I don't know if he was released on parole or upon completion of his sentence).

On the other hand, Washington State needs to answer for it's law enforcement officers and prosecutors being pussies who let an obvious serial arsonist loose, repeatedly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (y9nCu)

59 Just a few days ago North Carolina let a previously convicted murderer out on bail and an hour later he murdered two people in Charlotte.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (KC5Lt)

60 I can only hope he performed the proper Land Acknowledgement Ceremony before he burned down those 700 homes.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (uzmqU)

61 I see the pop ups are still running amok

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (Dd38x)

62 Ugh.

These lunatic pop-up ads really spoil the experience here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iJfKG)
---
"Leaving this page?"

No, dumbshit!

Posted by: Meteors at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (Fi81e)

63 Now I know you can be reformed. Just because you killed your dad doesn't mean you're a bad person. So I'm going to accept you plea agreement and reduce your charges from first degree murder to jaywalking. And please. When you leave this courtroom on probation use the damn crosswalk or I swear I will have you in here to face another count of jaywalking and I'm going to put you on an ankle monitor.

Posted by: Judge Stupidfuck at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM (5MU0i)

64 > Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

I spent some time researching if the flipper zero can kill a Bluetooth connection after some jackass blared raunchy rap music at the park recently. Unfortunately, the answer appears to be no.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (mkw2N)

65 If he was armed when told to do the dishes then it COULD have been manslaughter.

If he was told to do the dishes and then left and returned with a firearm then that is Murder 1.

He should have been executed.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (s0EEG)

66 I understand that the wildfires in Spain and France are also mostly arson.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (88C+u)

67 Well, at least you can’t argue it wasn’t an effective way of not having to wash the dishes.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (f4tQo)

68 The third browser I'm attempting to use today, brave. My phone is getting so hot it is turning itself off. Not sure what will work on iPhone. Nada.

Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (enNUy)

69 That guys head is way too small to house a normal brain. Gotta be retarded.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 02:42 PM (dpXJq)

Enough about Inslee. What about the perp?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 02:53 PM (1z8ji)

70 I'm sorry. It was 90 minutes later when he shot two men.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 02:53 PM (KC5Lt)

71 I see the pop ups are still running amok
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 02:51 PM

Wait until you experience Amok Time.

Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at August 04, 2026 02:53 PM (0sNs1)

72 In fairness, washing dishes is women's work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (ndZc7)

73 No snow? Climate change
A lot of snow? climate change

No hurricanes? Climate change
Lots of hurricanes? Climate change

Dry weather? Climate change
Wet weather? Climate change

Heat wave? Climate change
Polar blast? Climate change

Posted by: How it works at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (3cXW4)

74 It's a pity they didn't shoot him.

Hopefully, if he's found guilty, the just will recommend execution.

The locations of the fires - on the perimeter of the city - make it look like someone was trying to encircle and burn the entire Spokane metropolitan area.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (vJrRc)

75 BEFORE YOU GO...

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (uzmqU)

76 Liberal locic: of you make me do the dishes, heck if you even ask me, I will shoot you, and the state says that’s ok.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (f4tQo)

77 This is a weird-looking fucking dude. What is he, Asian? The last name is Italian, but he ain't Italian. Asian mother?

But regardless, look at this dude and tell me he ain't born to be a lunatic.


https://tinyurl.com/4ujhm9ce

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

78 72 In fairness, washing dishes is women's work.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (ndZc7)

Most women aren't as retarded as Inslee.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (88C+u)

79 Imagine if they asked him to vacuum.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:55 PM (f4tQo)

80 Also shocking.

Georgia cops arrest “transgender influencer” for “aggravated child molestation”

https://tinyurl.com/3n78h7f3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)

81 I just dropped in on Qwant browser to have a laugh - no, not at you reprobates - at the stupid ads. Some of them are comedy gold, if you squint your eyes JUST right.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)

82 Note to self. Never ask a retard to do the dishes unless I’m armed.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (f4tQo)

83 Liberal locic: of you make me do the dishes, heck if you even ask me, I will shoot you, and the state says that’s ok.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM (f4tQo)
---
Well, they kinda understand ....

Posted by: Meteors at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

84 79 Imagine if they asked him to vacuum.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:55 PM (f4tQo)

He'll have plenty of time to work on his suction now

Posted by: 88C+u at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (88C+u)

85 It is a shame that everyone here seems eager to judge this man based on his worst day(s).

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (bNf8H)

86
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

Oh yes you do. We got printers to churn out mail-in ballots. People like you are irrelevant. What are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (O0L8i)

87 Know multiple people affected by these fires. One lost everything, several had the fires stop after the neighbor's house burned, theirs somehow spared.

Mayor Lisa Brown is a progressive piece of shit.
She will NEVER acknowledge the pathologies of the homeless that perpetrate these miseries on the normals. All part of the queering.

Spokane turned to shit in the last decade in Spite of all business leaders calling this crap out.

Nope. You can't have nice things.

Posted by: Derak at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (BV6KM)

88 He looks one string short of a full banjo.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (f4tQo)

89 The same commie crustaceans who would lock a white hetero guy up for looking at a woman the wrong way go easy on unwhite men who almost kill their mothers

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

90 The memes on this have already started...

Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/2084684418304598370

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (SHHm+)

That's funny. I just wish the camera man didn't focus on the dude's bulge so much. Like, bruh...the fuck?

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 02:57 PM (dpXJq)

91 In fairness, washing dishes is women's work.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 02:54 PM

It is part of post-Sammich Making activities.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 04, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)

92 This guy needs to fry. Throw him into one of the fires he started.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

93 68 The third browser I'm attempting to use today, brave. My phone is getting so hot it is turning itself off. Not sure what will work on iPhone. Nada.
Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (enNUy)

I just put brave on my iPad. Fingers crossed for both of us.

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

94 I can't even remember what it was. But right before I turned 17, my dad said "blah blah blah you better do as I say or you can get out blah blah blah," so I got out. Moved down to the city with my older brother.

I didn't kill my dad. In fact, we were on better terms. No bloodshed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (BI5O2)

95 "No, every false claim proves that you have to change your beliefs, while no amount of true facts proves that they have to change theirs."

Mass insanity/evil, plain and simple.

Posted by: YellowBird at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (MEbkQ)

96 Speaking of crazy/evil assholes . . .


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
HOLY CRAP
Francesca Hong appeared to call to ass*ssinate Trump
“It’s about f***ing time we 86 Trump”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (ndZc7)

97 Anyone see the photo of the trans basketball player in Europe . He's 6'3" , 34 years old and dominating the league ( club teams. I think it's second to highest level) . Averaging 21 pts and 20 rebounds a game.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (KC5Lt)

98 All these complaints about pop ups caused me to go insane and cut off all of my hair. Well, what's left of it. Well, not really. I just needed a excuse to give myself a haircut.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (5MU0i)

99
89 The same commie crustaceans who would lock a white hetero guy up for looking at a woman the wrong way go easy on unwhite men who almost kill their mothers

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

=======

There is no crime except the crime against the state.

Abolish prisons for those who pursue social justice and erect new prisons for those who violate the precepts of the revolution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (bzPaY)

100 Fibonacci sequence >>>>> Farinacci sequence

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (X1soJ)

101 I propose they set him afire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)

102 I spent some time researching if the flipper zero can kill a Bluetooth connection after some jackass blared raunchy rap music at the park recently. Unfortunately, the answer appears to be no.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (mkw2N)

I work.

Posted by: suppressed subsonic .22 at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (1z8ji)

103 With excellent in ear or over ear headphones these days who needs to annoy other people with their music?

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (YwEeS)

104 Ok the pop up ads now take over the comments.
Forget about avoiding the continue reading.. it's in the comments now.

Posted by: Derak at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (BV6KM)

105
We're back to "climate change"? I thought Algore said it was glow bull cooling now.
The science, it changes so fast I can't keep up.
Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (5MU0i)




It was global cooling and a new ice age back in the 70s.

Plus ca change, and all that shit.

Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

106 Mesa, AZ?

Maricopa County.

That explains it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:00 PM (2GVsD)

107 I would have to shoot my dad if I wanted to survive any physical fight . I can handle my self but my dad was a beast.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 03:00 PM (KC5Lt)

108 Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (5MU0i

Look on the bright side. At least the pop
up ads didn't cause you to murder your dad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:00 PM (m6Eem)

109 Just a few days ago North Carolina let a previously convicted murderer out on bail and an hour later he murdered two people in Charlotte.


Like I said earlier, people need to start paying a personal price. And I'm not talking the criminal murderer...I'm talking the people/officials that release animals like that. A deeply personal price. Because they are betraying the social compact. And when that compact is broken, there are no longer any rules.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:00 PM (tWc/t)

110 Just a few days ago North Carolina let a previously convicted murderer out on bail and an hour later he murdered two people in Charlotte.
Posted by: polynikes
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Here's the whole scoop:

https://shorturl.at/A1tZM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 03:01 PM (XeU6L)

111 The same commie crustaceans who would lock a white hetero guy up for looking at a woman the wrong way go easy on unwhite men who almost kill their mothers
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Our attorneys will be in touch.
-- Crustacean Anti-Defamation League

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

112 Heh - the Popups re coming from INSIDE the House!!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 03:01 PM (Gqar8)

113 "WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS."

Yes we do. You better pay attention.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2026 03:01 PM (MWfyi)

114 Now I'm getting a Taylor Swift bikini pic link in the popups.

It's better than hearing aids, I suppose, but honestly, I don't think she's really all that good looking. Too elfin for me.

Your mileage may vary, of course.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (SgdqL)

115 How does a man plead guilty to k*lling his own father... and end up free, with a lighter, next to 65,000 people's homes?

Somebody needs to answer for that.
---
The answer is: "Washington".
Posted by: Axeman

He killed his father in Arizona. He was released in 2021 and removed from parole status in 2024.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (Ffs3B)

116 Use This One Neat Trick To Turn Vigilant Citizens into Vigilante Citizens

Posted by: Sharkman at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (BRvvM)

117 I thought Joey Bidet took care of Corn Popup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (2GVsD)

118 Ugh.

These lunatic pop-up ads really spoil the experience here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iJfKG)

Advice was given over and over again to alleviate the ad issue. The last thread had many solutions. I don't use a phone, just a laptop with Windows 8.1 and an old version of Chrome with AdBlock. No ads, no popups.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (hmYU4)

119 108 Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (5MU0i

Look on the bright side. At least the pop
up ads didn't cause you to murder your dad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:00 PM (m6Eem)


Top Ten comment, Doof!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (Gqar8)

120 Georgia cops arrest “transgender influencer” for “aggravated child molestation”

Dammit, the thing that never happens happened again. Why didn't someone bake xim that cake

Posted by: 88C+u at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (88C+u)

121 With excellent in ear or over ear headphones these days who needs to annoy other people with their music?
Posted by: steevy

That's not the point. You'll be made to listen to it and put up with it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (sn5xH)

122 The guy is obviously mentally defective.

So, Mom and Dad, how did he get access to a firearm? Weren't you keeping tabs on him?

I do feel sorry for the parents. Nobody expects their newborn to develop mental problems. It must be a crushing blow.

But it does happen, and that's why we need to reopen asylums.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (yRCXf)

123 Taylor Swift?

Well could be worse, Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (2GVsD)

124 It was global cooling and a new ice age back in the 70s.

Plus ca change, and all that shit.

Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Heh. Tie-dye. The new secondhand store near me has a whole wall full of them. They even offer custom jobs.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (5MU0i)

125 I propose they set him afire.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)

Electric chair set to "sous vide". Make it slow and painful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (1z8ji)

126 "8 popup ads are getting crazy"

This.

Posted by: jocon307 at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (EuROc)

127 Manslaughter is made up of two words - man's and laughter

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (FgjHu)

128 Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/2084684418304598370

Posted by: Ann

Best and the brightest.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7)

129 Well could be worse, Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (2GVsD)

Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: it would at least have some medical benefits at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (88C+u)

130 Mercy to the guilty, is punishment to the innocent and victim.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)

131 Spokane turned to shit in the last decade in Spite of all business leaders calling this crap out.
.
Posted by: Derak

Some people might say that Spokane has been shit for several decades now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (vJrRc)

132 Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Don't comment on old threads!

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (77rzZ)

133 "WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS."

I hate those ads too.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (MWfyi)

134 119 108 Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM

Amy garden hose pop up ads yet?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (sn5xH)

135 Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin

I know people who name their kids after geological features, but this is ridiculous.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (vJrRc)

136 Electric chair set to "sous vide". Make it slow and painful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (1z8ji)

Wasn't that how the dinosaurs died? Reynolds linked to something about that a couple nights ago

Posted by: fine metal dust in oxygen at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (88C+u)

137 So why is it pronounced with a short "a" and not a long one?

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

138 132 Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Don't comment on old threads!
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (77rzZ)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (SgdqL)

139 Hawai'i's Democrat Lt. Governor is living up to expectations; she has been arrested for various crimes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (2GVsD)

140 But it does happen, and that's why we need to reopen asylums.
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (yRCXf)

Not enough ice floes to set them adrift upon. I blame Global Warming!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (1z8ji)

141 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 03:01 PM (XeU6L)

MSN reporter is retarded. That last added editorial opinion by the reporter is super retarded.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (KC5Lt)

142 Ace, they left out:
Suspicious rise in heart attacks and vascular disease = Climate change
Jump in cancer diagnoses since 2021 = Climate change

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)

143 Also shocking.

Georgia cops arrest “transgender influencer” for “aggravated child molestation”

https://tinyurl.com/3n78h7f3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 04, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)

AGGRAVATED child molestation! Did the kid annoy the dude so much he molested the kid in retribution or something?

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (dpXJq)

144 Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Heh. Tie-dye. The new secondhand store near me has a whole wall full of them. They even offer custom jobs.
Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (5MU0i)

I'd bring back the music from then though... even disco.

Why? Bars actually had a lot of live music... and people actually went to bars to dance, and not just look at their phones.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (mP0Kj)

145 Is there any Dem candidate named Phyto Plankton?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (2GVsD)

146 Did the kid annoy the dude so much he molested the kid in retribution or something?
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 03:06 PM (dpXJq)

Now, hear me out --

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 04, 2026 03:07 PM (88C+u)

147 Can't comment without swatting away a ad

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

148 Brave will work on iPhone for the pop ups. Just have to put the phone on an ice pack so it doesn't explode from the hot battery.

Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2026 03:07 PM (enNUy)

149 I know people who name their kids after geological features, but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (vJrRc)

She should hook up with a guy named "Range".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:07 PM (1z8ji)

150 That Georgia vermin ain't trans, they are an evil predator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:07 PM (2GVsD)

151 Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Don't comment on old threads!
Posted by: Bulg
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Top Ten material.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

152 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (vJrRc)

I thought that it was a reference to some small aquatic crustacean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:08 PM (rHgXV)

153 They took mercy on him because he was an orphan.

Posted by: PG at August 04, 2026 03:08 PM (jQScd)

154 ublock kills this annoyance right away.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2026 03:08 PM (MWfyi)

155 Krill is the aquatic crustacean

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:08 PM (2GVsD)

156
I understand that the wildfires in Spain and France are also mostly arson.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 04, 2026 02:52 PM (88C+u)


Wildfire arson used to be part of the Al Qaeda terror manual, especially in places like SoCal. More of that mohammedan immigration cultural enrichment, I suspect.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 03:08 PM (y9nCu)

157 Top Ten material.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I've used it before.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

158 In July, the Joint Terrorism Task Force put out an alert to local Sheriffs that credible intelligence was recieved that multiple online nihilistic organizations were advocating the use of arson as a terror tool. I have no idea if this has any relevance to the person related. If there is a connection, I think it's doubtful that information would be forthcoming.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 04, 2026 03:09 PM (Ffs3B)

159 134 119 108 Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM

Amy garden hose pop up ads yet?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 03:05 PM (sn5xH)

Man. Kick a guy while he's down why doncha?
That really sucked.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:09 PM (5MU0i)

160 The fires are still burning in Spokane. I'd let this fucker go in the middle of one of them. And say "Lots'a luck to ya".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:09 PM (tWc/t)

161 But it does happen, and that's why we need to reopen asylums.
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (yRCXf)

Just saw a local F Book post on my feed, about my new Central Valley Calif County Governments NEW TRANSGENDER HOMELESS SHELTER...

of which there are... like... 3... in the county.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:10 PM (mP0Kj)

162 Krill is the aquatic crustacean
Posted by: Anna Puma

And they have their own alphabet.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

163 Bulg,

Are you krilling me?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:10 PM (2GVsD)

164 This guy isnt the only arsonist arrested in OR and WA the last 2 weeks.

Progs pay bums to set fires, in addition to sometimes setting them themselves. Lots of antifa on wildfire crews as cover.

2020 was particularly bad. When hundreds are losing homes, people need to stop fucking around.

Posted by: heya at August 04, 2026 03:11 PM (he7fo)

165 It might have been about dishes or having my girlfriend or my no-good cronies over. It doesn't matter much. We had guns all over the place. Either of us could've decided to freak out over it and murder the other, but nobody did.

If somebody says "it's your turn for the dishes, dammit," and you decide to shoot him instead of doing the dishes, you're a menace to society.

That's a psychotic break, and it's going to happen again. Life. Maximum security.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)

166 Bulg,

Are you krilling me?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I never shrimp on crustacean puns.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

167 And I simply have Java disabled. Not a single pop-up all morning.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:12 PM (5MU0i)

168
Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Don't comment on old threads!
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (77rzZ)




Who told you that you could be funnier than me?

*grumbles petulantly*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 03:12 PM (y9nCu)

169 164 This guy isnt the only arsonist arrested in OR and WA the last 2 weeks.

Progs pay bums to set fires, in addition to sometimes setting them themselves. Lots of antifa on wildfire crews as cover.

2020 was particularly bad. When hundreds are losing homes, people need to stop fucking around.
Posted by: heya at August 04, 2026 03:11 PM (he7fo)

Really need to do a deep dive on these guys finances... see if any foreign money is involved... Iran? China?

These fires do a lot of damage to our country every year.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:12 PM (mP0Kj)

170 Can't get your dick up for a drug-crazed gay orgy in a FL hotel room so you just throw human shit around?

Climate change.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

171 Hi, all. Popping in to say all is fine here. Mr. Jordan61 and I were headed out to the grocery store and saw the fire when it started, but the wind was blowing it northeast and we live south, so it never came near us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

172 I never shrimp on crustacean puns.
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

The arsonist should be placed on a highway, and run over by sheepsfoot packer. Then he would be a crushedasian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (1z8ji)

173 Advice was given over and over again to alleviate the ad issue. The last thread had many solutions. I don't use a phone, just a laptop with Windows 8.1 and an old version of Chrome with AdBlock. No ads, no popups.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2026 03:02 PM (hmYU4)

At the very least, I don't believe that any of the solutions will work for people using Apple devices. I think all browsers on Apple still have Safari on the bottom of the stack.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (ExV1e)

174 If somebody says "it's your turn for the dishes, dammit," and you decide to shoot him instead of doing the dishes, you're a menace to society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)

This is true.. now... if they go in and rearrange the dishes after you load it? Justified Homicide!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (mP0Kj)

175 Glad you and hubs are safe Jordan61.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (2GVsD)

176 132 Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Don't comment on old threads!
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:04 PM (77rzZ)

Uh, oh, time to shell-ter in place!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 04, 2026 03:14 PM (SgdqL)

177 Bulg,

Are you krilling me?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I never shrimp on crustacean puns.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)


We'll all be filled with remoras if this leads to a fish pun thread.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:14 PM (tWc/t)

178 Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

Happy you guys are good!!!

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:14 PM (FgjHu)

179 I hope Diogenes is OK.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

180 So good t hear, Jordan61! Whew!

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 03:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

181 The Spokane arsonist (the young photo version) looks like the 18yo "autistic" male that walked into the Chico library eight weeks ago and shotgun-murdered two innocent patrons.





Posted by: 13times at August 04, 2026 03:15 PM (6iKlf)

182 Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

The guy who knocked him out called him haole boy. I wonder if the guy let them know that he was a Democrat and totally an ally once he came to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 03:15 PM (ExV1e)

183 Hi, all. Popping in to say all is fine here. Mr. Jordan61 and I were headed out to the grocery store and saw the fire when it started, but the wind was blowing it northeast and we live south, so it never came near us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

Thanks for checking in! We were worried about you. Hugs outbound!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:15 PM (1z8ji)

184 Damn, how did THAT happen?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 04, 2026 03:15 PM (SgdqL)

185 ladies, don't look up that picture of Kirill Basin. He is as vain and stupid-looking as you can imagine

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (88C+u)

186 Y’all will be excited to learn my Adidas Tokyo MJ is sold out crystal blue are here!

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

187 It was global cooling and a new ice age back in the 70s.

Plus ca change, and all that shit.

Bell bottoms and disco platform heels are bad enough, but if tie-dye come back in style, Imma cut a bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

Heh. Tie-dye. The new secondhand store near me has a whole wall full of them. They even offer custom jobs.
Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:03 PM (5MU0i)
_____

Tie-dye is back. My mom has a tie-dye t-shirt she wears.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

188 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (2YhKe)

189 @173.
Know it all. Until you don't.

Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (H3dzX)

190 Man. Kick a guy while he's down why doncha?
That really sucked.
Posted by: Reforger

J/k

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 03:17 PM (sn5xH)

191 So, you are hoping these puns will flounder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:17 PM (2GVsD)

192 Then he shot himself and survived.
......

Numbskull.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)

193 Jordan, I didn't know that you were in that part of the world.

Glad you and yours are safe!

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

194 I hope Diogenes is OK.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)


I think he's in western WA. I'm real close to Spokane. Air quality is dangerous right now. Praying for all those people and sending money to the Red Cross to help them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:17 PM (tWc/t)

195 A man who m*rdered his own FATHER because he was asked to WASH DISHES... is now accused of setting a fire that burned roughly 700 homes to the ground and forced 65,000 people to flee.

Yes, he k*lled his dad over DISHES and he wasn't in prison.

His name is Aaron


Liberals. They will either destroy you, or the country. Whichever comes first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (2YhKe)

196 Tie-dye never left.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (rJ48h)

197 Y’all will be excited to learn my Adidas Tokyo MJ is sold out crystal blue are here!
Posted by: Piper

Could you translate that into English from Pawnee?

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

198 Sponge

Liberals will destroy both the family and the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (2GVsD)

199 ladies, don't look up that picture of Kirill Basin. He is as vain and stupid-looking as you can imagine
Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (88C+u)

He looks gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 03:19 PM (1z8ji)

200 Silly, don't you know climate changes makes a persona homicidal if someone asks them to do the dishes, or act normal?

Posted by: I mean get with it already at August 04, 2026 03:19 PM (anL5R)

201 Bulg

$90 sneakers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)

202 The bums, they literally just give them 50 bucks and a lighter and point them on their way. Nothing to track for funding.

Feds needed to get up antifa's ass with a microscope years ago when they started brag-posting selfies from wildfire lines. It is probably too late, war is inevitable at this point and a lot of red staters are just going to do the "sweep in front of your own door and the whole world will be clean" thing. People are livid WAY past the "cleanse whole towns" threshold, and just waiting for an opportunity.

The arson and the pedo freak shit are running neck and neck for kicking it off. Would not be surprised if the fires accelerate movements to break away from western WA/OR.

Posted by: heya at August 04, 2026 03:19 PM (he7fo)

203 Arsonists like this should be treated the same way as horse thieves were back 100 or so years ago. String them up from the nearest tree.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:20 PM (tWc/t)

204 J/k
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 03:17 PM (sn5xH)

I know. The pop-up part was funny as hell. Time on Target.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:20 PM (5MU0i)

205 We're back to "climate change"? I thought Algore said it was glow bull cooling now.
The science, it changes so fast I can't keep up.
Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 02:45 PM (5MU0i)

Gore was all about global warming.

A few dozen bouts of cold weather ruining global warming conferences led the ass covering "climate change" since that way they win no matter what happens.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)

206 I know a millennial that is a mess with 'anxiety' and 'adhd' and anger issues because, while his mother was serving her country, his dad made him do dishes and clean the house, with his sister.

You have to make appointments with him to do standard chores.......because he has a full time job.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:20 PM (2YhKe)

207 A man who m*rdered his own FATHER because he was asked to WASH DISHES
--------

This all caps stuff should be used very sparingly and it's just not. We live in truly stupid TIMES.

This news STORY is important and worth your ATTENTION. And this is HOW you can TELL.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:21 PM (FgjHu)

208 ladies, don't look up that picture of Kirill Basin. He is as vain and stupid-looking as you can imagine
Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 03:16 PM (88C+u)
________

Bro got knocked the fuck out by a local hero. I suspect Kirill was drunk or high as fuck. He looks very "off" in the video.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

209 At the very least, I don't believe that any of the solutions will work for people using Apple devices. I think all browsers on Apple still have Safari on the bottom of the stack.

There is a recurring problem that causes iOS browsers to crash and reload the page repeatedly until it gives up. I have only seen it on the front page (ace.mu.nu, not acecomments.mu.nu) and always assumed it was some rogue ad. But other than that, Brave on iOS still blocks ads effectively.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 03:21 PM (vTZFs)

210 Oh wow, the Michigan Democrat Senate primary is today.

Socialist Muslim Dirtbag vs. Some whacked out lady who thinks "Grrrrrrrrr!" is a solid campaign speech.

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2026 03:22 PM (dIske)

211 After murdering his father and trying to kill his mother over washing dishes YOU'D THINK he'd spend the rest of his life in a prison ward for the insane. Probably schizo.

I'd also guess he's inbred or something went wacko during his development with his close set eyes and low set ears (a marker for low IQ).

There's more to his history of being weird, I am sure of it. Like the Idaho Student killer, his parents knew and maybe tried to get him help, and here we are. He sounds like my schizo cousin who abused his parents.

WA seems full of these demons. Well, in reality they are everywhere. Parts of the country, however, don't tolerate demons once they are caught.

I am sorry for the 700 people who lost their homes. Horrible.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:22 PM (hzuYO)

212 BURN THE ARSONIST AT THE STAKE. Make the punishment fit the crime.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 04, 2026 03:22 PM (JNTt1)

213 Gore was all about global warming.

A few dozen bouts of cold weather ruining global warming conferences led the ass covering "climate change" since that way they win no matter what happens.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)


And my answer to a climate change lunatic is always "Yeah, the climate's been changing for about 4.5 billion years! Deal with it!"

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (tWc/t)

214 Must be fire season. Was looking up 2" gas powered water pumps. They are very inexpensive and move almost as much water as a fire hose. All you need is a pool or some large tanks and maybe stand a chance.

Posted by: Rex B at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (7Z4GG)

215 197 Y’all will be excited to learn my Adidas Tokyo MJ is sold out crystal blue are here!
Posted by: Piper

Could you translate that into English from Pawnee?
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ

They are a ballet inspired sneaker. Sneakarina, if you will, in a very pretty light blue and cream.

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

216 Google son kills father arizona. Surprising how many

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (s0EEG)

217 Heh. Madison WI has it's own version of the Chaz now called the Craz.

https://tinyurl.com/umbxs374

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (n5tGW)

218 Y’all will be excited to learn my Adidas Tokyo MJ is sold out crystal blue are here!
Posted by: Piper

Could you translate that into English from Pawnee?
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Ladies' Nike shoes, look more like slippers. The "MJ" is not Michael Jordan.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

219 Ladies' Nike shoes, look more like slippers. The "MJ" is not Michael Jordan.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Air Piper

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 04, 2026 03:26 PM (36bTp)

220 I had 5 family members that had to evacute because of the fires. 4 of them know that their homes survived, the fifth is still waiting to find out. I know one family that lost everything, home, pets, livestock and equipment. Two weeks ago, a BIL and his wife just finished moving into their new home that replaced the home they lost in the Gray fire in 2023. Wildfire is something you live with out here. We've had to evacuate once. Mrs. Sock did, I stuck around.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 04, 2026 03:27 PM (Ffs3B)

221 Democrats allowed him to plead down to manslaughter.

Dishes? I thought he said fishes! An honest mistake, Your Honor...

Posted by: Aaron Fauci Farinauci, 37 at August 04, 2026 03:27 PM (q1tXs)

222 Air Piper
Posted by: Kratwurst at August 04, 2026 03:26 PM (36bTp)

___________________________

"What do you call someone pretending to be a plumber, Alex?"

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2026 03:28 PM (dIske)

223 Heh. Madison WI has it's own version of the Chaz now called the Craz.

https://tinyurl.com/umbxs374
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (n5tGW)
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I can smell that garbage dump from here

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

224 Pyrotechnic enthusiast just doing the parental killing and fire setting lazy racist americans just won't do anymore. You people are pathetic.

Posted by: Democrats at August 04, 2026 03:28 PM (V362x)

225 Every Democrat mayor and governor should be assumed to have stolen the election at this point. And sent to Canada with a trebuchet.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 03:28 PM (xComp)

226 Was looking up 2" gas powered water pumps. They are very inexpensive and move almost as much water as a fire hose. All you need is a pool or some large tanks and maybe stand a chance.

A couple of people successfully held off the LA fires last year with one of those and a pool. So they do work.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 03:30 PM (xComp)

227 Hope Ace gets a cut of these ads

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)

228 Y’all will be excited to learn my Adidas Tokyo MJ is sold out crystal blue are here!
Posted by: Piper

Could you translate that into English from Pawnee?
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Ladies' Nike shoes, look more like slippers. The "MJ" is not Michael Jordan.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)


Uh, when did Nike buy Adidas?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:31 PM (2YhKe)

229 WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

Apparently we do. Because this sort of thing has become routine.

Posted by: Better adjust I guess at August 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TbWk/)

230 Has Flounder checked i

Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (RgJB0)

231 As long as we're talking about the popups...

Look, everyone here knows that I am no prude, but the ad about 3-hour sex has a well-endowed older lady, showing considerable cleavage, but wearing a cross necklace, with the cross resting on her bosom not far from where the cleavage starts.

To me, this is blasphemous, sacrilegious, or at the very least disrespectful of Christianity.

Associating God with sex is a blasphemy reminiscent of Islam. It has no place in Christian religion.

Rant over.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

232 Since got home early, vacuumed out car, cleaned gutters. Tried to get spackle off work clothes with hose

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Ia/+0)

233 See, he didn't like being asked to do the dishes because he felt "disrespected". Oops wrong culture.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (FgjHu)

234 Why do they do that? Inslee is the former governor. Jay Ferguson is the current governor.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2026 03:34 PM (bkuEU)

235 Hope Ace gets a cut of these ads
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)

Send Ace ten bucks through PayPal, a few links to hot nudes and your IP and he'll turn the ads off for you.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 03:34 PM (dpXJq)

236 I think our legal system is broke. You don't let murders out of jail after a few years. They should be executed. At least give them fifty years. Too many light sentences just makes everything worse.

Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 03:34 PM (H3dzX)

237 A video of some bimbo ranting about steaks being racist keeps popping up on my feed.

Suddenly want steak.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 03:34 PM (bX16E)

238 111 The same commie crustaceans who would lock a white hetero guy up for looking at a woman the wrong way go easy on unwhite men who almost kill their mothers
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Our attorneys will be in touch.
-- Crustacean Anti-Defamation League
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

You can tell the quote is fake, because a real CADL would be too busy laying the seeds of Marxian Revolution to defend crustacean honor.

Posted by: SciVo at August 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Sy6m/)

239 At the very least, I don't believe that any of the solutions will work for people using Apple devices. I think all browsers on Apple still have Safari on the bottom of the stack.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 03:13 PM (ExV1e)
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I use the Purify app on my Apple devices. It seems to take care of the issues, no matter the browser.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2026 03:34 PM (FZ29D)

240 To me, this is blasphemous, sacrilegious, or at the very least disrespectful of Christianity.

Associating God with sex is a blasphemy reminiscent of Islam. It has no place in Christian religion.

Rant over.
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

So having sex is unchristian? What happened to be fruitful and multiply and exercise dominion over all the earth?

Posted by: Sounds more Victorian than Christian at August 04, 2026 03:35 PM (TbWk/)

241 I just put brave on my iPad. Fingers crossed for both of us.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 02:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

I just use Safari on my iPad, but my VPN blocks a lot of things.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 03:35 PM (taapK)

242 Why are Democrats running for Congress so angry? It has to be more than TDS The Hong woman from WI wants to "86 "Trump, and the guy from HI threatens to kill someone for asking him to turn down the music playing on the beach?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:36 PM (xSAlF)

243 Just saw a local F Book post on my feed, about my new Central Valley Calif County Governments NEW TRANSGENDER HOMELESS SHELTER...

Hmm ... add some locks ...

It could work.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 04, 2026 03:36 PM (yRCXf)

244
A three hour whore
A three hour whore

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:37 PM (FgjHu)

245 I mean if God didn't want us to have sex we'd reproduce by cell division like amoebae.

Posted by: He invented it if you believe in Creation at August 04, 2026 03:37 PM (TbWk/)

246 Children born outside of a loving marriage suffer. There is a reason they are called bastards.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 03:37 PM (taapK)

247 Anyone following the Nolan Wells case? Very odd. I suspect this was an OD that his friends are covering up. But we'll see.

Of course, since the guy is black and his friends are white, the race pimps and hustlers are claiming foul play by his white friends. Unreal.

The pics of these guys on the boat suggest they are gay.


https://tinyurl.com/mvfbz7

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

248 So having sex is unchristian? What happened to be fruitful and multiply and exercise dominion over all the earth?
Posted by: Sounds more Victorian than Christian at August 04, 2026 03:35 PM (TbWk/)

Hey good luck with your race down in Texas by the way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 03:37 PM (Vq1pX)

249 This guy must be some sort of basement dwelling retard mushroom if he's 37 and still with his parents. If he was just visiting with his parents for dinner he could have just walked out. One more for the firing squad.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (ixEhJ)

250 "every false claim proves that you have to change your beliefs, while no amount of true facts proves that they have to change theirs."

That might be the best summation of the modern world I have ever heard. Stealing that, because that is also now part of the modern world. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (QaH55)

251 Another thing: I'm in a particular industry (above board and legal) where we only have our business, and a competitor. The competition can be cutthroat (in the business sense), but nobody has ever been killed because of it.

Business and money are much more compelling reasons to murder than household chores, but it's still really bad.

If people are killing over drug money? Small, quotidian business disagreements that could be otherwise arbitrated?

Menace to society, life in prison, maximum security.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)

252 243 Just saw a local F Book post on my feed, about my new Central Valley Calif County Governments NEW TRANSGENDER HOMELESS SHELTER...

Hmm ... add some locks ...

It could work.
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 04, 2026 03:36 PM (yRCXf)

It's not actually a homeless shelter but identifies as one.

Posted by: To what end I have no clue at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (TbWk/)

253 Why are Democrats running for Congress so angry?
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Psychologically damaged

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (XeU6L)

254 Associating God with sex is a blasphemy

Who do you think invented sex? On the other hand, what society has done with it -- which is what I assume you're commenting on -- can fairly be called blasphemy.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (vTZFs)

255 OT


OT - let's hope so. A friend lives in WI and says Tiffany is a good guy.

0:14 / 0:43

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
4h
🚨 WOW! Wisconsin governor candidate Tom Tiffany (R) LEADS Francesca Hong (D) by 3 points, and has out-raised her by $8 million dollars

Tiffany is heading into the general election with a shocking advantage as Democrats are nominating a total psycho as their candidate

MAKE WISCONSIN RED! 🔥

Posted by: beckster at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)

256 So, how many years of using an energy inefficient dishwasher equals the amount of CO2 released into the atmosphere from this wildfire?

Just murder your father and try to murder your mother too then you can use an inefficient dishwasher and the number of years is moot.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (rgGn5)

257 Associating God with sex is a blasphemy reminiscent of Islam. It has no place in Christian religion.

Rant over.
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

So having sex is unchristian? What happened to be fruitful and multiply and exercise dominion over all the earth?
Posted by: Sounds more Victorian than Christian

Then rephrase it as "Associating God with sexual immorality".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 03:39 PM (vJrRc)

258 Oh, my.... earlier thread may have covered this... but...

Trump has delayed Iran strikes due to 'talks'... but...

Iran was also given details about the strike plan that would have used almost 50K American personnel (which means Marines IMO). Someone in the White House leaked...

Pure... Treason.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:39 PM (mP0Kj)

259 Why are Democrats running for Congress so angry?

Climate Change™

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 03:39 PM (rgGn5)

260 WOW! Wisconsin governor candidate Tom Tiffany (R) LEADS Francesca Hong (D) by 3 points, and has out-raised her by $8 million dollars

Tiffany is heading into the general election with a shocking advantage as Democrats are nominating a total psycho as their candidate

MAKE WISCONSIN RED! 🔥
Posted by: beckster at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)


They had Scott Walker. They ran his ass out on a rail.

Yeah, Wisconsin will not be red, even with an R governor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:39 PM (2YhKe)

261 At the very least, I don't believe that any of the solutions will work for people using Apple devices. I think all browsers on Apple still have Safari on the bottom of the stack.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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I thought that but I was corrected. Chrome apparently has its own code base. That might mean the degoogled Chromium might work, or might not if they have it for apple.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

262 So having sex is unchristian? What happened to be fruitful and multiply and exercise dominion over all the earth?
Posted by: Sounds more Victorian than Christian

No, of course not. Sex is part of God's plan for his creatures. See the Song of Solomon.

But displaying the symbol of our Risen Lord in proximity to the bodily organs that most symbolize sex (at least for men) is highly inappropriate.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

263
It's not actually a homeless shelter but identifies as one.
Posted by: To what end I have no clue
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We should find a way to house those shelters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

264 Burning question of the day: why are gynecologists recommending this leak-proof underwear over pads? 'Tis a mystery.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (V362x)

265 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:36 PM (xSAlF)

They used to routinely make fun of us for being "outraged". And no doubt will again.

They'd do something like kill a million babies and then jail a bunch of people who silently prayed about it and then they get on their jokey jokey "comedy" shows and get all smug with "why are these conservatives so OUTRAGED (cue applause) about women's rights? What is this? The Handmaid's Tale? Someone tell all these conservatives to calm down!! Ho ho ho!!! (cue applause)"

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (FgjHu)

266
Just murder your father and try to murder your mother too then you can use an inefficient dishwasher and the number of years is moot.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 03:38 PM (rgGn5)


Just make sure to fail to kill yourself, Fight Club style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (2YhKe)

267 Here's one guys set up for a mobile fire suppression system. Not sure why other than "road side fires" as one reason he had this. Some of these pumps go for $220. The IBC totes he has can be had used for $100. He said his generac pump went thru 60 gallons of water in 40 secs during this demonstration.

https://youtube.com/shorts/SUfAtnbJNP8?

Posted by: Rex B at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (7Z4GG)

268 Anyone following the Nolan Wells case? Very odd. I suspect this was an OD that his friends are covering up. But we'll see.

Don't think it was an OD, there's a notorious drop just off that island where there's a foot and a half of water and then suddenly 18 feet or something of that nature. And blacks can't swim, never mind when they're drunk, so it's QED from there.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

269 Why are Democrats running for Congress so angry?

Climate Change™"

Nah. Palmolive. They're soaking in it.

Posted by: man at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (XuXeR)

270 Tiffany is heading into the general election with a shocking advantage

How many perverts are going to vote for Tiffany because that is the name of a pole dancer they love?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 03:41 PM (rgGn5)

271 217 Heh. Madison WI has it's own version of the Chaz now called the Craz.

https://tinyurl.com/umbxs374
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 03:23 PM (n5tGW)
8888
***************
I do feel badly for normal people impacted.

On the other hand I do hope for a televised meeting of when/if they form a leadership. If it is anything like CHAZ/CHOP I will watch as that was hilarious!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:41 PM (hzuYO)

272
Tiffany is heading into the general election with a shocking advantage as Democrats are nominating a total psycho as their candidate

MAKE WISCONSIN RED! 🔥
Posted by: beckster

===============

The shock is that it's only three points. Over that Hongster. wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (mmrXZ)

273 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (2YhKe)

274 Reviewing the morning news thread, I so hope that Buttigag is the dem prez nominee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (n5tGW)

275 Hanging a cross in front of the titties you're using to sell dick pills to horny old bastards is just more evidence of how the christofascist penisocracy of Jerry Fallwell has never really left us and still runs the world to this day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (Vq1pX)

276 Associating God with sex is a blasphemy reminiscent of Islam. It has no place in Christian religion.

Rant over.
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

So having sex is unchristian? What happened to be fruitful and multiply and exercise dominion over all the earth?
Posted by: Sounds more Victorian than Christian

Then rephrase it as "Associating God with sexual immorality".
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 03:39 PM (vJrRc)

Just say a prayer thanking the Lord for older women with big 'uns.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (dpXJq)

277 Anyone following the Nolan Wells case? Very odd. I suspect this was an OD that his friends are covering up. But we'll see.

Don't think it was an OD, there's a notorious drop just off that island where there's a foot and a half of water and then suddenly 18 feet or something of that nature. And blacks can't swim, never mind when they're drunk, so it's QED from there.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)
___________

Maybe. But they were pretty far offshore in the boat. Then the kid just ... disappears and nobody goes looking for him until his parents report him missing?

This seems to be a cover-up of some sort. I can't believe his friends killed him, so I assume it's some kind of drug or booze-fueled OD or accident.

These are 18 year olds alone on a boat. They were wasted on something or other. Don't ask me how I know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

278 Downloaded Brave so far so good

Posted by: Doug at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (B1+sW)

279 Their Auto-Pen administration got booted, Harris would havd been a Auto-Pen administration as well. She isn't running anything

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)

280 275 Hanging a cross in front of the titties you're using to sell dick pills to horny old bastards is just more evidence of how the christofascist penisocracy of Jerry Fallwell has never really left us and still runs the world to this day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
=======
You should be a professor of philosophy at Cambridge in the UK.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)

281 Anyone following the Nolan Wells case? Very odd. I suspect this was an OD that his friends are covering up. But we'll see.

Of course, since the guy is black and his friends are white, the race pimps and hustlers are claiming foul play by his white friends. Unreal.

The pics of these guys on the boat suggest they are gay.


https://tinyurl.com/mvfbz7

== I was authoritatively told that even pictures of Prince Harry sucking the nipple of his male friend doesn't suggest gay. Five guys shirtless drinking beers on a boat and taking a selfie . Sure they have an arm around each other for the photo but that doesn't mean they swish and sway.

Posted by: Sound off 2 3 4 at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (anL5R)

282 Officer Tatum on Substack went there and has interviewed the friends.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (bkuEU)

283 Pure... Treason.
Posted by: Romeo13

This is the real reason the attacks were called off. Iran doesn't want a settlement, they just want to negotiate. The longer we negotiate, the closer we get to midterms. I think Trump needs to stop thteatening their infrastructure and start threatening leadership.

Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Ffs3B)

284 The arson and the pedo freak shit are running neck and neck for kicking it off.

Its time to mix a little something special into the meth that these arsonists use.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (BvPIe)

285 244
A three hour whore
A three hour whore
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:37 PM (FgjHu)

$600.00 just outside of town. Not kidding either.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (5MU0i)

286 I think Trump needs to stop thteatening their infrastructure and start threatening leadership.
Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Ffs3B)

He's intentionally killed about 4 dozen of them by now from the top down.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

287 Maybe. But they were pretty far offshore in the boat. Then the kid just ... disappears and nobody goes looking for him until his parents report him missing?

This seems to be a cover-up of some sort. I can't believe his friends killed him, so I assume it's some kind of drug or booze-fueled OD or accident.

These are 18 year olds alone on a boat. They were wasted on something or other. Don't ask me how I know ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
********
The island was 7 or 10 miles off shore. He insisted on staying for reasons unknown, but talking to a girl when his friends with their leaking boat got towed back.

I am sure the tox screen will show a high BAC. It was hot, there is no water, toilet, etc on the island. Probably dehydration mixed with booze and/or drugs.

I do not think he was killed as he seemed to have many white football playing friends at that HS.

It only made national news because: Mississippi, Crump and that faggot afro kneeling Kaepernick is involved. Stir it up til it foams.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)

288 I think Trump needs to stop thteatening their infrastructure and start threatening leadership.
Posted by: Sock Monkey*smelling the flowers at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Ffs3B)

He's intentionally killed about 4 dozen of them by now from the top down.
===
Come see our Country! We offer a never ending supply of aholes!

Posted by: Iran at August 04, 2026 03:51 PM (anL5R)

289 Pretty sure he's only charged with the one fire, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at August 04, 2026 03:51 PM (kU0PQ)

290 Maybe. But they were pretty far offshore in the boat. Then the kid just ... disappears and nobody goes looking for him until his parents report him missing?


The white kids that were with him went home, the black kid said he didn't want to leave yet because there was a girl he was hitting on. So they left and then got worried later when he never made it home.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (2ocoG)

291 But displaying the symbol of our Risen Lord in proximity to the bodily organs that most symbolize sex (at least for men) is highly inappropriate.
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

Have you tried calming down?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (rbvCR)

292
I am sure the tox screen will show a high BAC. It was hot, there is no water, toilet, etc on the island. Probably dehydration mixed with booze and/or drugs.
==
Oddly, I heard a story where a bunch of teenage boys got in a car and went someplace to party. On the way home, on the highway, one kid started barfing. They put him out of the car left in on the side of the highway in a ditch. Dad went looking for him - found him laying there as the sun was coming up. He wasn't dead or hurt. Just hung over.

Kids do stupid shit, and when drinking it gets stupider.

Posted by: Iran at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (anL5R)

293 fire that burned roughly 700 homes to the ground and forced 65,000 people to flee.

No. He isn't accused of setting all three. There are three different fires that have burned that many homes and forced that many to flee. He set ONE of them.

I'm a little personally vested in this, but you can still try to write accurately, 'journalists'.

Posted by: GWB at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (kU0PQ)

294 But it does happen, and that's why we need to reopen asylums.

Or just accept at face value the innocent claim by the father that the hunting trip didn't go well for his son, then just move on.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (pUU4E)

295 But displaying the symbol of our Risen Lord in proximity to the bodily organs that most symbolize sex (at least for men) is highly inappropriate.
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I would just note, that on the list of "highly inappropriate" things going on, that is on the list, but its pretty far down on that list. Which doesn't excuse it, it just makes it difficult for most people to notice. You noticed the cross, because you aren't as far gone as the average moron.

Posted by: Why are the virtues important again at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (anL5R)

296 This is too good not to be true! Gay Shit Nazi was replaced in Maine by Troy Jackson. I was getting icky vibes from this creep from the jump. Now:

Maine Democratic Senate candidate Troy Jackson is in a long-term relationship with his high school sweetheart — who is also his second cousin, according to a new report.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


https://tinyurl.com/3c58dz9w

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:22 PM (iFTx/)

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