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The Far Right Is Destorting Ceuta, Says Hideous Leftwing Globalist Anne Applebaum in Steve Jobs' Widow's Vanity Magazine

The Far Right Is Distorting Ceuta


We've seen this before.

By Anne Applebaum

Mostly young, mostly male Moroccans crawling onto beaches, climbing hills, scaling walls, jumping over fences, surging past police in order to get into Europe: The photographs and videos that emerged from Ceuta, a Spanish enclave in North Africa, on July 29 and 30 looked very much like migrant-terror videos, deliberately designed to be broadcast by the international far right. So closely did this incident resemble the "invasion" that MAGA and its European friends have long said is under way that it was hard not to suspect that it had been orchestrated.

Oh! It proves that what we've been saying for ten years is true, but we know it can't be true, therefore, this Deep Thinker postulates an ass-pull conspiracy theory that the right must be "orchestrating" the invasion.

Wow, so intellectual. A fact you don't like appears so you go full Marjorie Trailer-Queen.

As I am writing this, much is still not known about the 60,000-odd people who swam from Morocco to Ceuta last week. But we do know that many of them saw social-media posts encouraging them to swim to Ceuta and, perhaps, to thereby precipitate a crisis. Ceuta has been a Spanish city since the 16th century, but it is not part of mainland Spain. Nor is it possible to cross from Ceuta to mainland Spain, and therefore into the Schengen Area, the European Union's free-movement zone, without crossing a checkpoint. Illegal immigrants cannot travel from Ceuta to mainland Spain at all.

After the jump is video allegedly showing "migrants" boarding a plane to fly to Spain.

But the conspiracy theorist Anne Applebaum insists this is all impossible.

Wait, she didn't say that did she? She hinted it was impossible without actually committing herself to that.


Last week, according to El Pais as well as other Spanish, international, and Moroccan media outlets, many Moroccans saw a TikTok video nevertheless claiming that "the Spanish border is open and you can cross without papers," meaning they could reach the European continent. The video appeared to reference a recent ruling by the Spanish supreme court making it harder to return migrants who arrive by sea, but it was not the only encouragement. Other messages, many of which have now disappeared, told people where to buy wet suits, flippers, goggles, floats, and even waterproof bags for documents and cellphones. Screenshots from Google Maps told them which sections of the Ceuta beach might have fewer police. Moroccan border guards were either unwilling or unable to stop them.

She's hinting that the righties did this? No, it's leftwing NGOs. They're on video helping the invaders.


Surprised by the unprecedented numbers and perhaps fearing hundreds would drown--in the end, at least 70 people died in the water, including some children--the Spanish police let them land on the beach.

Yes that's why Biden let 9-20 million illegals flood into our country, too. They illegals put themselves in danger so what can you do besides let them in, thus encouraging the next waves of dangerous border-rushing.

. This is when the photographs and videos began to circulate. Among those promoting them were senior members of the Trump administration, and senior leaders of the European far right.

Oh and we're wrong to publicize a major international incident because this bitch's socialist Davos pals haven't worked out their cover story yet.

Once again: Access to Ceuta does not give anyone automatic access to the rest of Europe.

There she goes again -- she says it doesn't grant "automatic" access, and wants you to infer from that that it doesn't grant access at all.

The Spanish Supreme Court ruled you cannot eject illegal aliens who come by sea. Therefore these people are due asylum.

A checkpoint is no barrier if the officials wave you through it, Anne. You know that, don't you?

...

It remains unclear who created the viral posts that encouraged the would-be migrants to believe that they could get to Europe from Ceuta.

There she goes again, hinting her conspiracy theory that JD Vance and Stephen Miller must have orchestrated this to make her traitorous transnational political cult look bad.

But those who want to weaken the Spanish government, boost the European far right, and create turmoil inside the EU lost little time in promoting the photographs as soon as they arrived.

...

The Trump administration, which has also questioned Britain's control of the Falkland Islands and Denmark's control of Greenland, might be interested in the same thing. Recently, a congressional report described the cities as "under Spanish administration," rather than a part of Spain. Trump himself has reasons to be pleased with Morocco, which has joined his Board of Peace and named a highway in his honor. He also has reasons to dislike Sánchez, who refused to let the U.S. use Spanish military bases for Trump's war in Iran and says he will not, like the rest of NATO, raise his country's defense spending to 5 percent of its GDP.

So there you go: She is pushing this conspiracy theory in Steven Jobs' widow's vanity magazine.


Tell me, is there any alternative explanation besides the convoluted Trump Did It To Embarrass the Spanish Socialists ones, Anne? I know you're a deep thinker so surely you have another theory?


Others also had reasons to exploit the incident. Inside Spain, where Sánchez's administration and party are under investigation for corruption--a former party leader is alleged to have ties to Chinese and Venezuelan criminal networks--the prime minister has plenty of opponents. One politician from Vox, the Spanish far-right party, visited Ceuta and called for "everyone to defend their family with whatever they have at hand."

Oh, the anti-immigrant Spanish right must have done it.

...

Readers can be forgiven for feeling a strong sense of déjà vu. For more than a decade now, European and indeed American politicians have known that real, fake, enhanced, or context-free pictures of migrants jumping fences will immediately create a wave reaction.

Oh, these videos are cheapfakes, huh?

Military rhetoric will be used--attack or invasion--and, to quote Vance, "radical left-wing globalist policies" will be blamed. Hardly anyone will ask why it is that so many people are so desperate to move that they will risk their lives. Few will mourn the dead.

I don't care why they're coming, Anne.


Instead, far-right and MAGA politicians, influencers, and podcasters will immediately use the most divisive language possible in order to make voters as angry as possible, as fast as possible, regardless of what actually happened. Almost everyone else will be intimidated by their fury. As it turns out, it's harder to stop the wave of anger than it is to stop the migrants themselves.

Fuck you.

She claims that all of the illegals have already gone home "voluntarily." She says this because a socialist, Pedro Sanchez, says it, and of course all statements made by leftists are self-verifying.

Don't bother looking at the actual videos showing the invaders still present and howling in the streets. Those are cheapfakes!


Nick shirley
@nickshirleyy

🚨 Here is the truth from Ceuta, Spain:

60,000+ migrants from Morocco's border stormed the small town and are now hiding in the mountains and city to reach mainland Europe.

Moroccan migrants said Moroccan authorities let them through their border and Spain literally opened their gates upon arrival. Many migrants thank PM Pedro Sánchez for opening the border... Ceuta is now effectively shut down due to looting concerns, and the military is losing power as migrants outnumber them and continue to escape into the mountains.

Now thousands of military age men are set to spread throughout Europe due to one country's "failure."

The invaders tried to kill Shirley:

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

INSANE: Muslim Invaders Just ATTACKED Nick Shirley in Ceuta and Threatened To STAB Him for Covering The INVASION of Spain.

Not only are these violent criminals terrorizing the people of Ceuta, now they're assaulting an American journalist.

Evil.

Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman

16h

🚨 SPAIN IS LYING. JUST LIKE BIDEN LIED.

They claimed the migrant crisis was "under control."
Moroccans were "sent home."

Everything's fine.

Then independent journalist Nick Shirley went there.
What he found:

Thousands still camping on beaches and in the mountains.

Refusing to leave.

And not exactly friendly.

Watch what happens when he tries to film:

They're throwing rocks.
Chasing him.
One guy reaches for a knife and says he's going to stab them.

Nick and his crew had to jump in a police car just to escape.

Laura's point hits hard:

This isn't "looking for a better life."
It's overwhelmingly young men.
No wives. No families.

Dropped at the border by Morocco... and Spain opened the gate.

Laura: "This is conquest."

And just like Biden's "secure border," the official numbers are a joke.

They claim 50,000 were returned.

Nick says thousands are still there, crawling out of the hills, setting up camps, and getting violent with anyone who documents it.

The pattern is the same on both sides of the Atlantic:
Lie about the numbers.

Ignore the reality on the ground.
Call anyone who films it the problem.
Spain is finding out the hard way.

America already lived it.

The Spanish media was caught posing and staging a photo of one of the few children who joined in the invasion:

The Spanish media must be in league with Donald Trump and the Spanish "Far right."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:47 PM




Comments

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1 Nick Shirley is now an international treasure

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 05:50 PM (88C+u)

2 Tell me, is there any alternative explanation besides the convoluted Trump Did It To Embarrass the Spanish Socialists ones, Anne?

Sure, if you read X.

The Joos did it, of course!

Spain is supporting Sacred Palestine, so Bibi cooked this up to make the Spanish government look bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2026 05:52 PM (aD4fx)

3 If the Right is distorting the Invasion, then have fun with the Muslim theives and rapists

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Bitch must have missed Spain's Supreme Court's ruling that precipitated this invasion.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 05:52 PM (KC5Lt)

5 and of course all statements made by leftists are self-verifying.

We rate this fact as True. So say we all.

Posted by: (D)emocrat and MSM Fact Checkers at August 04, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1)

6 We're just surprised she didn't blame us.

Posted by: Jooos at August 04, 2026 05:54 PM (9ZFZd)

7 The sequel to World War Z. World War M. The same violent swarms, but this time the government is on the zombie's side.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2026 05:54 PM (CwhoI)

8 The Spanish authorities are shipping them to the mainland, too.

I heard it I heard it I heard it on the X from Libs of TikTok.

Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2026 05:55 PM (VJX5o)

9 You've got to give the people what they want.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2026 05:55 PM (MWfyi)

10 She's really committed to one world global replacement to put that much effort and gaslighting into an article.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

11 Applebaum is Jewish herself I believe.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM (88C+u)

12 >>We're just surprised she didn't blame us.

Posted by: Jooos at August 04, 2026 05:54 PM

Coordination is incomplete. She'll get there.

Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM (VJX5o)

13 I love how Spain still owns Cueta and that other city Mariela I think it’s called but wasn’t Gibraltar returned.

How do you say retards in Spanish?

Posted by: How it works at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM (3cXW4)

14 The pop-ups on this site are getting irritating.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM (2n5IR)

15 6 We're just surprised she didn't blame us.
Posted by: Jooos at August 04, 2026 05:54 PM (9ZFZd)

So THAT is where Billy Jeff copied the, "and besides it all your fault," stunt.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (YlWIZ)

16 Closer to home:

Asked whether it worried him that Donald J. Trump has been talking as recently as yesterday about bringing back his so-called "anti-weaponization fund" — money meant to compensate people he claims were unfairly investigated — and finding some way to pay people out of it, Texas Sen. John Cornyn didn't even pretend the GOP had a plan.

He copped to it outright: there's nothing they can do to stop the President once he's decided he likes something, weaponization fund included. His consolation prize was that the fund is dead — for now — which is doing a lot of work in a statement that otherwise amounts to ‘he does what he wants, and we just watch.’

Posted by: AoSHQ News You Can Use Bureau at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (0sNs1)

17 Mostly young, mostly male Moroccans crawling onto beaches
.......

What, no Moroccan MILFs in microkinis?

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (UjdFS)

18 Tousi had a little snippet that some of the invaders were in Spain proper within 16 hours.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (n5tGW)

19 Instead, far-right and MAGA politicians, influencers, and podcasters will immediately use the most divisive language possible in order to make voters as angry as possible, as fast as possible, regardless of what actually happened. Almost everyone else will be intimidated by their fury. As it turns out, it's harder to stop the wave of anger than it is to stop the migrants themselves.

Only we're allowed to do this! Not you bigoted reich wing fascists who are an existential threat to humanity.

Posted by: Anne Dappled Bum at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (9ZFZd)

20 We're just surprised she didn't blame us.

Posted by: Jooos at August 04, 2026 05:54 PM


Check out Breaking Points, Tucker and other places. It’s all your doing.

Posted by: How it works at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (3cXW4)

21 "those who want to weaken the Spanish government"

I don't think the Spanish government needs any help in that department.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 04, 2026 05:58 PM (QaH55)

22 ‘ much is still not known about the 60,000-odd people who swam from Morocco to Ceuta last week’

This lying cunt bitch has no idea of the geography of the region. She thinks Ceuta is an island or otherwise something you need to swim to.

None of these migrant cockroaches “swam” to Ceuta. Ceuta is literally on the same land as Morocco. The invaders walked there from Morocco, or more rather were bused there.

The ‘swimming’ was merely walking out into the sea for about 50 feet to get around a fence.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 04, 2026 05:58 PM (yTXpW)

23 If leftists believe so much in the policy of open borders why are they always claiming it's a rightwing conspiracy theory?

If it's so great then own it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

24 Spain's Supreme Court ruled that migrants arriving in Ceuta and Melilla by sea cannot be summarily deported, ensuring they receive due process and the right to request asylum.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 05:58 PM (KC5Lt)

25 >>I love how Spain still owns Cueta and that other city Mariela I think it’s called but wasn’t Gibraltar returned.

How do you say retards in Spanish?

Posted by: How it works at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM

Gibraltar belongs to the English.

Retrasado.

Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2026 06:00 PM (VJX5o)

26 Roughly

Fuera la Mierda de Aquí

I'm not sure where the mierda goes actually and if the la is necessary or not. Translating vulgarities from english is muy hard-o

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)

27 The pop-ups on this site are getting irritating.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry

Willowed...I made an adjustment to my free AdBlock Plus earlier today and I'm not seeing the pop-ups anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2026 06:00 PM (lJ0H4)

28 The ‘swimming’ was merely walking out into the sea for about 50 feet to get around a fence.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 04, 2026 05:58 PM (yTXpW)


Close enough for us. Asylum granted!

Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at August 04, 2026 06:00 PM (9ZFZd)

29 "The pop-ups on this site are getting irritating.'

Throw the phone in the trash and go get a cheap laptop. You won't have a popup problem.

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 04, 2026 06:00 PM (SExz7)

30 ". . . Steven Jobs' widow's vanity magazine."

Is that the one with the same name as a famous novel by Thackeray? Rhymes with "Hannity Dare"? If so, I understand why Ace did not want to link it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (wzUl9)

31 Applebaum's husband has held several ministerial positions in the Polish government. I think his last name is Sikorski. About 20 years ago Applebaum wrote a column in the Washington Post defending Roman Polanski. She is a despicable cunt.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (CNl8/)

32 Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 05:57 PM (UjdFS)

The invading army of mostly young Muslim men left their women and babies at home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (W90Ou)

33 I love articles like this. It's confirmation that an invasion is actually taking place. It's reverse engineering but on the newz.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (sAmhv)

34 "A checkpoint is no barrier if the officials wave you through it, Anne. You know that, don't you?"

She's gonna need a shitload of dimes

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 04, 2026 06:02 PM (r7+Q7)

35
Applebaum is self-gassing, as are an astounding number of Jewish people.

Posted by: Auspex at August 04, 2026 06:02 PM (Y8DZL)

36 Spain is retarded because they won’t give up Cueta but then want the UK to give up Gibraltar.

Do as I say not as I do.

Posted by: How it works at August 04, 2026 06:02 PM (3cXW4)

37 The invading army of mostly young Muslim men left their women and babies at home.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (W90Ou)

So they didn't bring their sisters and cousins with them?

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM (KC5Lt)

38 I saw Moroccan MILFs in microkinis open for Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina on Stardate 41263.8 in the holodeck.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)

39 they want to end schengen? jesus christ these people are destructive. AFD or le FN in power can easily tear the European project apart.

That's the goal of Israel, usa and Morocco, break the eu.

Drop the act, so many spaniards were ecstatic about the 70 deaths, the deus vult larp and this thread with the dude wanting 20 soldiers stationed. And let's not forget the language adopted, an "attack" they called it. An insult to actual people under attack.

Far right parties are taking over the media now and are spreading lies and using fake news to generate hate. It’s part of the plan to attack Pedro Sanchez and take the government from him.

This whole thing is an utterly worthless distraction that exacerbates a truely non issue once you have actually studied the so called "Immigration Crisis."

It's a Western Zionist conservative think tank proposed plan enacted by Abraham Accords partners CIA/Mossad and Moroccan Government to punish Spain for being outspoken against Israel and refusing use of their military bases against Iran. In short, creating a geopolitical nightmare by using human beings as a battering ram.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM (/y3Vc)

40 The leftists have realized the world war z images here are not good for them so they have to pretend to rationalize it for their audience.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM (n5tGW)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM (2YhKe)

42 I saw Ass-Pull Conspiracy open for Nine Inch Nails at Rosemont Horizon in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 06:04 PM (2YhKe)

43 The invading army of mostly young Muslim men left their women and babies at home.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (W90Ou)

So they didn't bring their sisters and cousins with them?
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM


Or us.

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey and many goats at August 04, 2026 06:04 PM (0sNs1)

44 Applebaum's husband has held several ministerial positions in the Polish government. I think his last name is Sikorski. About 20 years ago Applebaum wrote a column in the Washington Post defending Roman Polanski. She is a despicable cunt.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2026


***
Any relation to the helicopter guy?

Polanski is still alive? He must be close to 90.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

45 This is an explanation piece to make the sheep feel better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 06:06 PM (4ZxBh)

46 The invading army of mostly young Muslim men left their women and babies at home.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026
*
So they didn't bring their sisters and cousins with them?
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026


***
I'll bet there were a number of goats in the crowd though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:06 PM (wzUl9)

47 11 Applebaum is Jewish herself I believe.
Posted by: gKWVE



I don't know. If so, I think JJ Sefton describes these types as 'self gassing Jews'. Rude but accurate.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 06:06 PM (sAmhv)

48 INSANE: Muslim Invaders Just ATTACKED Nick Shirley in Ceuta and Threatened To STAB Him for Covering The INVASION of Spain.

You wouldn't do that if you weren't part of an operation. Poor, organic, downtrodden Abdul would have no idea who Nick Shirley was and would think he must be there to publicize their plight (and signal their availability for rape parties).

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 06:06 PM (bucPA)

49 If so, I think JJ Sefton describes these types as 'self gassing Jews'. Rude but accurate.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 06:06 PM


For the record, he's not talking about me, specifically.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at August 04, 2026 06:07 PM (0sNs1)

50 Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey and many goats

Yuck it up.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 04, 2026 06:07 PM (4ZxBh)

51 It costs under $120 to take a ferry from Ceuta to the Spanish mainland. Trip takes about an hour. There are 127 departures from Ceuta to Spain weekly.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:07 PM (nHcc1)

52 Polanski is still alive? He must be close to 90.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

92

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2026 06:08 PM (hmYU4)

53 Caw caw!!!

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at August 04, 2026 06:09 PM (/M0/F)

54
The Spanish media was caught posing and staging a photo of one of the few children who joined in the invasion

At the end the director yells "cut."
And they all break for lunch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2026 06:09 PM (Cqx++)

55 The beauty of the english language is you can just throw "the fuck" almost anywhere and it works. After "what" or "how", between "get" and "out". Lots of place. A universal adjective/adverb. Older more mature languages like Spanish combine too many words into just the action verb for efficiency and there's not a great place to shove spicey interjections. Oh well.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

56 The pop-ups showed up on my work 'puter. But I am usually, you know, working at work, so this is a minor inconvenience.

My home computer is fine. My IT guy (Son #2, heh) set up some kind of amazing ad blocker that even stops the nefarious yoo-toob ads that pop up on my other devices.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 04, 2026 06:10 PM (0aYVJ)

57 Applebaum is Jewish herself I believe.
Posted by: gKWVE

Not being Jewish I probably shouldn't opine, but I bet Applebaum has no religion but progressivism ( and she doesn't need God, I suppose because she's so wealthy) so she's a JINO. It's like the Jewish version of progressive Fauci who doesn't need religion because he had his own moral code.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:10 PM (W90Ou)

58 Roman Polanski is 92, lives in Poland and France, and is worth over $50 million. Source: Wikipedia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:11 PM (nHcc1)

59 Until this story, I had never heard of Ceuta. We all know the Rock of Gibraltar on the Spanish side, but not much is ever mentioned about what is just across the strait.

How wide is the Strait of Gibraltar, anyway? If a ferry can make it in an hour, and that's probably no speedboat, it's got to be a bit wider than an average person can reasonably swim.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

60 Polanski is still alive? He must be close to 90.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

92

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2026 06:08 PM

That's a shame.

Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2026 06:11 PM (VJX5o)

61 It's a Western Zionist conservative think tank proposed plan enacted by Abraham Accords partners CIA/Mossad and Moroccan Government to punish Spain for being outspoken against Israel and refusing use of their military bases against Iran. In short, creating a geopolitical nightmare by using human beings as a battering ram.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 06:03 PM (/y3Vc)

Morocco is Muslim. They trying to say that in all other things Muslims will tell Israel to get fucked except for this?

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 06:11 PM (dpXJq)

62 Funny, this is exactly what spains commie government said they were going to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

63 It costs under $120 to take a ferry from Ceuta to the Spanish mainland. Trip takes about an hour. There are 127 departures from Ceuta to Spain weekly.

It takes about 20¢ of willpower to turn each ferry into a sitting duck.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 06:12 PM (bucPA)

64 She's really committed to one world global replacement to put that much effort and gaslighting into an article.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)



Because she's likely wealthy and thinks she'll be part of the new One World Order.


She won't be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 06:12 PM (2YhKe)

65 Strait is 10 miles wide.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 04, 2026 06:12 PM (4ZxBh)

66 It costs under $120 to take a ferry from Ceuta to the Spanish mainland. Trip takes about an hour. There are 127 departures from Ceuta to Spain weekly.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:07 PM (nHcc1)

its about 50 bucks if you dont have a car.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

67 The NY post doing some Nick Shirley type work. These numbers are staggering.

https://tinyurl.com/9cjjkezw

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (n5tGW)

68 Strait is 10 miles wide.
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 04, 2026 06:12 PM (4ZxBh)

I could sw across that, I just don't want to.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (dpXJq)

69 As usual, the MSM is obfuscating the actual situation.

They need to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (2Cry5)

70 Roman Polanski is 92, lives in Poland and France, and is worth over $50 million. Source: Wikipedia.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026

***
Rosemary's Baby
, which is what he's mostly known for, came out in, what, 1968? Almost sixty years ago. Yes, he had a small role in Chinatown, but he's mainly known for directing. And his infamous personal life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

71 This is just a recruiting call with overflow for Spain's next world cup football roster.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (ixEhJ)

72 My home computer is fine. My IT guy (Son #2, heh) set up some kind of amazing ad blocker that even stops the nefarious yoo-toob ads that pop up on my other devices.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 04, 2026 06:10 PM (0aYVJ)

Not to take anything away from Pug Son #2, but i get the same effect just using Brave browser

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

73 If 60 thousand crossed over to Ceuta, and 50 thousand went back to Morocco (as claimed) that still leaves 10 thousand in Ceuta.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:14 PM (nHcc1)

74 65 Strait is 10 miles wide.
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 04, 2026 06:12 PM (4ZxBh)


Easy warmup swim.

Posted by: RBG and Mitch McConnell's Crossfit trainer at August 04, 2026 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

75 Rosemary's Baby, which is what he's mostly known for, came out in, what, 1968? Almost sixty years ago. Yes, he had a small role in Chinatown, but he's mainly known for directing. And his infamous personal life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

He had to go on the lam to a place without US Extradition which cuts into the movie career.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:15 PM (uhVAy)

76 Morocco is Muslim. They trying to say that in all other things Muslims will tell Israel to get fucked except for this?
Posted by: Robert

Look, if the Left can't blame half of what causes them problems on Jews, it's gotta all be on Trump, and that gets boring to normies. Plus, they have to court their growing Muslim and antisemitic youth voter base, which is rapidly replacing black voters as the core they falsely pander to.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 06:16 PM (/y3Vc)

77 Not to take anything away from Pug Son #2, but i get the same effect just using Brave browser
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

duck duck go browser addon is pretty good too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

78 Not to take anything away from Pug Son #2, but i get the same effect just using Brave browser
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026


***
Yes; Settings --> Shields, and set things to Aggressive blocking, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:16 PM (wzUl9)

79 Left is Good. Not Left is Bad.

Posted by: There, Your LLM training is done at August 04, 2026 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

80 And his infamous personal life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

Oh, the one where he raped a 12 year old girl?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

81 Rosemary's Baby, which is what [Polanski]'s mostly known for, came out in, what, 1968? Almost sixty years ago. Yes, he had a small role in Chinatown, but he's mainly known for directing. And his infamous personal life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026
*
He had to go on the lam to a place without US Extradition which cuts into the movie career.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026


***
Has the statute of limitations run out, or is there none for what they want him for?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)

82 Mostly young, mostly male Moroccans

No. Almost entirely young, almost entirely male Moroccans.

And they weren't looking to just get to Spain for some freebies, they were looking to invade Ceuta.

Posted by: GWB at August 04, 2026 06:18 PM (kU0PQ)

83 It costs under $120 to take a ferry from Ceuta to the Spanish mainland. Trip takes about an hour. There are 127 departures from Ceuta to Spain weekly.

It takes about 20¢ of willpower to turn each ferry into a sitting duck.
Posted by: t-bird

its about 50 bucks if you dont have a car.
Posted by: Oldcat

Can I get a quote on a quick handjob during the trip. Is the price at sea the same as in port?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2026 06:18 PM (/y3Vc)

84 >>Mostly young, mostly male Moroccans crawling onto beaches

I am so confused:
How do we know they are men?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:19 PM (PJdpP)

85 And his infamous personal life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026
*
Oh, the one where he raped a 12 year old girl?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026


***
Uh, yeah, that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

86 Posted by: GWB at August 04, 2026 06:18 PM (kU0PQ

Thanks for the corrections. I did know about the invasion part which I noted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:20 PM (ONl1C)

87 Has the statute of limitations run out, or is there none for what they want him for?

I think it stalls when you flee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:20 PM (n5tGW)

88 Uh, yeah, that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

Iirc, he drugged her as well beforehand.

Thats not a 'personal life'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

89 come come, we have seen this all before.

It only took 700 years for them to leave last time. Oh yeah, and a reconquista. And an inquisition.

And they destroyed all the history and took all the wealth, but it's not a biggie

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:21 PM (PJdpP)

90 A ten mile swim is demanding but doable for someone trained and in top shape. It’s not that far by rubber raft or the like. But it’s the same 10 miles from the Moroccan side. The invaders want to take the ferry, by hook or crook, or piracy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:21 PM (nHcc1)

91
Iirc, he drugged her as well beforehand.

Thats not a 'personal life'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026


***
Not among normal people, no. But it's not "public" as his movies were.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)

92 Hardly anyone will ask why it is that so many people are so desperate to move that they will risk their lives.
Because we KNOW WHY. We don't have to ask. You on the left have told them they will get all the gold that paves our streets if they do.

Posted by: GWB at August 04, 2026 06:22 PM (kU0PQ)

93 Destroy the media. NOW.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 06:23 PM (tWc/t)

94 Has the statute of limitations run out, or is there none for what they want him for?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)

I wouldn't think there's a statute running out, it was many decades before Hollywood even mentioned him again officially. Of course those hot to get him may well have died by now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy)

95 >>Yes that's why Biden let 9-20 million illegals flood into our country, too. They illegals put themselves in danger so what can you do besides let them in, thus encouraging the next waves of dangerous border-rushing.


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many many many fewer would die if they just had a couple snipers round the clock. Kill a half dozen, and the rest go home.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdpP)

96 I am so confused:
How do we know they are men?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:19 PM (PJdpP)


You are confused.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:23 PM (nHcc1)

97 The invaders want to take the ferry, by hook or crook, or piracy.

And I imagine it's just Skipper and Gilligan in charge of that ferry.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (bucPA)

98 A ten mile swim is demanding but doable for someone trained and in top shape. It’s not that far by rubber raft or the like. But it’s the same 10 miles from the Moroccan side. The invaders want to take the ferry, by hook or crook, or piracy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:21 PM (nHcc1)

There's a pretty strong current through the straits IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)

99 Applebaum, eh?

Yet another self-gassing Jew in the media? Who would have thunk.

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (WA/1+)

100 A ten mile swim is demanding but doable for someone trained and in top shape. It’s not that far by rubber raft or the like. But it’s the same 10 miles from the Moroccan side. The invaders want to take the ferry, by hook or crook, or piracy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026


***
Would there be a strong current through the strait, either going into the Med or leaving it? That could mess up a swimmer's whole day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

101 Do non Muslim Spanish men have no guns and no ability to get them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (Ev8b9)

102 70 Jeebus. Polanski directed Chinatown. A fucking classic.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (bX16E)

103 Thought a minute the tablet wasn't getting the blurry before the comments, wrong

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (Ia/+0)

104 And his infamous personal life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

Oh, the one where he raped a 12 year old girl?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

14, and she wasn't a virgin which according to Polanski's defenders makes it okay.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (dpXJq)

105 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

He did The Pianist which is excellent .

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (KC5Lt)

106 Those 60,000 could have made quite a push for a coup in Morocco. But I guess no one really wants to be a king in crapholeistan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (n5tGW)

107 Do non Muslim Spanish men have no guns and no ability to get them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (Ev8b9)

I think cars and trucks are the current weapon of choice in the EU these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)

108 Immigration supporters need to be exiled to the countries they want to welcome immigration from, for a least a decade, then they can report back on how good an idea it is.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 04, 2026 06:26 PM (vSvIl)

109 Ms. A. Applebaum:

"The Trump administration, which has also questioned Britain's control of the Falkland Islands and Denmark's control of Greenland, might be interested in the same thing. Recently, a congressional report described the cities as "under Spanish administration," rather than a part of Spain. Trump himself has reasons to be pleased with Morocco, which has joined his Board of Peace and named a highway in his honor. He also has reasons to dislike Sánchez, who refused to let the U.S. use Spanish military bases for Trump's war in Iran and says he will not, like the rest of NATO, raise his country's defense spending to 5 percent of its GDP."
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So much ... there.

DJT questioned the UK's ABILITY to control the Falklands. He didn't question the UK's right of ownership. The same for Denmark's ABILITY to defend Greenland from foreign invasion.

Being "pleased with Morocco" isn't an unusual thing for a US president. The US has a long-standing, friendly relationship with Morocco (IIRC, Morocco was one of the first countries to recognize US independence from Britain).

Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)

110 Thanks, Ace!

You had me at "Marjorie Trailer-Queen." XXXX

Have to make dinner (Chicken Marbella) to marinate for tomorrow... but will return for the rest of a LOT of content.

Thank you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 06:27 PM (hzuYO)

111 stolen from the netz:

Yes, regular citizens can own guns in Spain, but the laws are among the strictest in Europe and ownership is heavily regulated for specific purposes like hunting, sport shooting, or professional security. While concealed carry for self-defense is theoretically possible, it is extremely rare and granted only to individuals who can prove they are at genuine risk of attack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:27 PM (n5tGW)

112 Jeebus. Polanski directed Chinatown. A fucking classic.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026


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I'd forgotten. Robert Towne, who wrote an early U.N.C.L.E. episode, and also the first Mission: Impossible movie (cannibalizing some elements from the MfU script), also wrote Chinatown, and that's what I remember.

This is probably heresy, but I found the film kind of slow. Aside from Jake getting his nose sliced, the final line is what I remember best about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:28 PM (wzUl9)

113 There's a pretty strong current through the straits IIRC.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)


I hadn’t thought about that, but it makes sense. Yeah, the invaders want to take the ferry.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:28 PM (nHcc1)

114
Roman Polanski is 92, lives in Poland and France, and is worth over $50 million. Source: Wikipedia.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:11 PM (nHcc1)




Delta went into a heavily armed and hostile Venezuela and snatched the president of the whole damned country.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

115 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:27 PM (n5tG

Sounds like NYC's requirement for concealed carry.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 06:28 PM (KC5Lt)

116 It's not the drugging and raping a 12 year old, it's the hypocrisy that's the worst. -- Patton Oswald

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 06:29 PM (bX16E)

117 Yes, regular citizens can own guns in Spain, but the laws are among the strictest in Europe and ownership is heavily regulated for specific purposes like hunting, sport shooting, or professional security. While concealed carry for self-defense is theoretically possible, it is extremely rare and granted only to individuals who can prove they are at genuine risk of attack.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:27 PM (n5tGW)

Is 'overrun by infidels' a genuine risk of attack?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)

118 The crazy thing is that Morocco is beautiful and has everything Spain has in the way of resources, land, ag, beauty, tourism, etc.

If these muzzies can not make Morocco a paradise, how are they going to help the Spanish?

FUCKFUCKFUCK migration. They need to learn to fix their society, or suffer under it. The truth is, islam can never work anywhere except a raiding bunch of goat fucking nomads, or where they have lots of oil money from the West. We should have taken every drop after ww2 and told them to eat sand.

But instead we are converting the West to goatfuckistan.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:29 PM (qNPFr)

119 I guess the old divide between an artist's private life and his work comes into play with Polanski. Like Bill Cosby, he did good work, some of it classic, but his private life was horrifying. We should enjoy the work and condemn the rest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)

120 114
Roman Polanski is 92, lives in Poland and France, and is worth over $50 million. Source: Wikipedia.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:11 PM (nHcc1)

Delta went into a heavily armed and hostile Venezuela and snatched the president of the whole damned country.

I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

We could do more....we could be better....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

121 14, and she wasn't a virgin which according to Polanski's defenders makes it okay.
Posted by: Robert

What astounding logic.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 04, 2026 06:32 PM (4ZxBh)

122 One of the good things about the internet is that the entitled globalist Applebaum can hear from many other people who think she's absolutely wrong and evil, and can tell her without me having to do so because I try to avoid social media ( as in FB, Twitter , X, etc and thanks, Elon Musk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Ev8b9)

123 bob (moron inbobnitus)

Sam Kinison told the Arabs to move.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 04, 2026 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

124 119 I guess the old divide between an artist's private life and his work comes into play with Polanski. Like Bill Cosby, he did good work, some of it classic, but his private life was horrifying. We should enjoy the work and condemn the rest.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)

I'm still not convinced Cosby did anything non-consensual. Dirty, sleazy, sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

125 Wiki - Water flows through the Strait more or less continuously, both eastwards and westwards. A smaller amount of deeper, saltier and therefore denser waters continually flow westwards (the Mediterranean outflow), while a larger amount of surface waters with lower salinity and density continually flow eastwards (the Mediterranean inflow).

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)

126 Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 04, 2026 06:32 PM (4ZxBh)

lol nic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

127 Is 'overrun by infidels' a genuine risk of attack?

No.
- Pedro Sanchez

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:33 PM (n5tGW)

128 If 60 thousand crossed over to Ceuta, and 50 thousand went back to Morocco (as claimed) that still leaves 10 thousand in Ceuta.
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If 60 thousand crossed over to Ceuta, I'd wager that 59 thousand of them are stil in Ceuta.

Posted by: Crusader at August 04, 2026 06:33 PM (TN0g+)

129 Delta went into a heavily armed and hostile Venezuela and snatched the president of the whole damned country.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

I'd like to see United beat that.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 06:34 PM (dpXJq)

130
The thing that pisses me off about Polanski and Hollywood is that it's not as if he can claim to be innocent. He and virtually everyone at the party in question already admitted that the rape happened, which is why he WAS CONVICTED OF THE CRIME. Why they let him skate after the verdict, I don't know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 06:34 PM (y9nCu)

131
Oh, the one where he raped a 12 year old girl?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

14, and she wasn't a virgin which according to Polanski's defenders makes it okay.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (dpXJq)

13 years old

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

132 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 06:35 PM (4ZxBh)

133 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

He did The Pianist which is excellent .
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 06:25 PM (KC5Lt)

Agree. It's a real moral dilemma, but I choose to focus on the cast and the story. Adrien Brody was excellent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 04, 2026 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)

134 and she wasn't a virgin which according to Polanski's defenders makes it okay.
Posted by: Robert

What astounding logic.
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If you'd like more examples of astounding logic, check out those videos by the abortion "abolitionist". 95% of the leftists that interact with him (on public streets with a camera in plain sight and rolling) are downright *demonic*...and apparently demons aren't very bright.

Posted by: Crusader at August 04, 2026 06:36 PM (TN0g+)

135 Ms. A. Applebaum:

"Instead, far-right and MAGA politicians, influencers, and podcasters will immediately use the most divisive language possible in order to make voters as angry as possible, as fast as possible, regardless of what actually happened. Almost everyone else will be intimidated by their fury. As it turns out, it's harder to stop the wave of anger than it is to stop the migrants themselves."

First, Ace's rejoinder was short and sweet, and on target.

The use of the word "divisive" is an indicator of Leftist reaction to an attack on their commie narrative (and, yes, I am well aware of Applebaum's foreign policy "cred"). So the name calling, the finger-wagging, the "hate" (always from the Right, never the Left) are fully employed by an accredited member of the Washington Establishment against their enemies. Not the terrorists, mind you, but people who uphold the rights and obligations of US citizenship.

Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)

136 The last thread has me wondering what all the Democrats, socialists, and Commies running for office think about our holidays. Not only Thanksgiving but Christmas, Easter, the 4th of July, Memorial Day....I would like to know just what they think about keeping these holidays. The media should ask them.

Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 06:37 PM (H3dzX)

137 Have you heard the one about the 10 inch pianist? Be careful to enunciate clearly when asking the genie for your wish.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:37 PM (nHcc1)

138 On leftwing forums I am seeing them blame Israel and it is comical because apparently NOW it is bad to have hordes of 3rd world men cross your borders and in fact an act of war but up until now I was told they just make your country stronger or something

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2026 06:37 PM (sKqQm)

139 111 stolen from the netz:

Yes, regular citizens can own guns in Spain, but the laws are among the strictest in Europe and ownership is heavily regulated for specific purposes like hunting, sport shooting, or professional security. While concealed carry for self-defense is theoretically possible, it is extremely rare and granted only to individuals who can prove they are at genuine risk of attack.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:27 PM (n5tGW
Well it should be obvious the whole country of Spain IS being attacked. America, wake up.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2026 06:38 PM (UYYJi)

140
Wiki - Water flows through the Strait more or less continuously, both eastwards and westwards. A smaller amount of deeper, saltier and therefore denser waters continually flow westwards (the Mediterranean outflow), while a larger amount of surface waters with lower salinity and density continually flow eastwards (the Mediterranean inflow).
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)



And those clever Nazis used these inflows/outflows to sneak their U-Boats in and out of the Med, shutting down their engines and drifting through Gibraltar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 06:38 PM (y9nCu)

141 Popup ads have grown more annoying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 04, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

142 31 Applebaum's husband has held several ministerial positions in the Polish government. I think his last name is Sikorski. About 20 years ago Applebaum wrote a column in the Washington Post defending Roman Polanski. She is a despicable cunt.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2026 06:01 PM (CNl8/)

____________________________

Hell, Hollywood gave him an Oscar for "The Pianist". But, I suppose it's only natural for Hollywood to overlook the statutory rape of a 13 year old.

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2026 06:39 PM (dIske)

143 I'm still not convinced Cosby did anything non-consensual. Dirty, sleazy, sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

1) adult women, so that is a big difference.

2) if he was roofieing them, then that pretty much seals the deal.

3) OTOH, it's kind of like Weinstein and the rest of metoo- these ladies knew about these guys. They had to have some idea what would happen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

144 The thing that pisses me off about Polanski and Hollywood is that it's not as if he can claim to be innocent. He and virtually everyone at the party in question already admitted that the rape happened, which is why he WAS CONVICTED OF THE CRIME. Why they let him skate after the verdict, I don't know.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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Because it was epstien-esque and probably implicated many other people if the whole story came out. Her father pimped her out. How is that arranged? What was going on? Could there be a network of wealthy sicko perverts and what are their names?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:39 PM (qNPFr)

145 I never heard of Ceuta before the Moroccans swarmed in.

I'm having trouble processing the whole thing because its Morocco, not Somalia, Yemen, et. al. I always thought Morocco was decent in spite of being arab country. But I suppose they have nowhere near the cushy welfare that Europe has.

If I were queen of Spain I'd hand Ceuta to Morocco and resettle its fully vetted Spanish residents rather than allow one invader to set foot on the European continent.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 04, 2026 06:40 PM (PV+Zw)

146 Polanski was the it wasn't rape-rape guy I believe whoopee was referring to.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 06:40 PM (n5tGW)

147 If you can round up and deport 50,000 illegal "migrants in a day or two...ummm...why haven't you done it before?

Posted by: boatbuilder at August 04, 2026 06:40 PM (LFO49)

148 Applebaum may be one of the most aggressive cases of TDS on record.
Unlike a lot of the GOPe grifters, I think she truly believed in what she used to write about. But she's pretty much gone an joined the other side now.

Crazy. But, come to think of it, it's becoming more and more clear that the "experts" who diagnosed Europe's ills that led to WWII were absolutely wrong and that all their advice on how to avoid future fascism was even more wrong and has brought us to right where we are now - European countries descending into chaos and fascism in an attempt to "preserve democracy."

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2026 06:41 PM (0MjtC)

149 A well known meme, this time spoken to the ferry boat captain: look at me, I am the captain.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:41 PM (nHcc1)

150 I'm nood.

Posted by: Molly Malone at August 04, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)

151 3) OTOH, it's kind of like Weinstein and the rest of metoo- these ladies knew about these guys. They had to have some idea what would happen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

----------------

The thing is, if you have fame and money, MANY girls will let you just grab them by the pussy.

I have seen it (not to me) and it is sickening. Girls toss aside long term relationships to get laid by a b-lister. What is wrong with them?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:43 PM (qNPFr)

152 Aetius451AD work phone

Ask women in your life if they would knowingly approach Harvey W or Bill Cosby for career advancement.

A swift no is the most probable answer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 04, 2026 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

153 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2026 06:44 PM (VyBeY)

154 If I were queen of Spain I'd hand Ceuta to Morocco and resettle its fully vetted Spanish residents rather than allow one invader to set foot on the European continent.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 04, 2026 06:40 PM (PV+Zw)


The current king of Spain is Felipe VI.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:46 PM (nHcc1)

155 Ask women in your life if they would knowingly approach Harvey W or Bill Cosby for career advancement.

A swift no is the most probable answer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 04, 2026 06:43 PM (u82oZ)


When they had star-maker power many now famous women did.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2026 06:48 PM (nHcc1)

156 How do we know they are men?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 06:19 PM


Hermanx! Apparently you aren't a biologist either!

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at August 04, 2026 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

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