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The Morning Rant 8/4/2026 [Doof]

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CBD looked deep down on the bench for a fill-in for this morning's rant and found me. OK then - I'll give it a go!

I've been noticing a growing number of articles and X posts lately about the increasing amount of "safety" cameras (officially known as "license plate readers" or LPRs) being deployed around the country. CBD brought up this topic in his Morning Rant on 7/9/26 (remember - don't comment on old threads). This is another huge part of the surveillance state in which we currently live.

The Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution says "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Does the current surveillance state constitute "unreasonable searches and seizures"? Sure seems like it to me.

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A Forbes article from the pre-Covid era compared the modern surveillance state to George Orwell's book 1984. The article made distinctions between government being the primary source in the book and private industry being the primary source in 2019. In the relatively short time since that article was written, those lines have gotten blurrier.

As Orwell's 1984 Turns 70 It Predicted Much Of Today's Surveillance Society

George Orwell’s famous novel Nineteen Eighty-Four turns 70 years old next month. Looking back on its predictions and the state of the world today, how much did it get right in its predictions of a dystopian surveillance state where every word is monitored, unacceptable speech is deleted, history is rewritten or deleted altogether and individuals can become “unpersons” for holding views disliked by those in power? It turns out Orwell’s predictions were frighteningly accurate.

This is from May 2019 so add 7 years and change to that 70.

In 1984, it was the state that determined what constituted acceptable speech in keeping society orderly.

In 2019, it is a small cadre of private companies in Silicon Valley and their executives that wield absolute power over what we are permitted to see and say online.

The atmosphere of free speech on social media got worse during Covid but has gotten noticeably better since Elon bought Twitter and the other giants dialed back on their ridiculous censorship. Going in the opposite direction - The State of Minnesota has recently decided to assert a claim to absolute authority over permissible speech with the Shiloh Hendrix case.

In 1984, it was the state that made use of its vast surveillance empire to maintain order.

In 2019, a landscape of private companies so large it is almost uncountable, monitors, monetizes and manipulates us.

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In 1984, the government funded the vast empire of equipment and personnel needed to maintain constant surveillance of its citizens.

In 2019, the public themselves fund the great surveillance empire that monitors, monetizes and manipulates them. Citizens purchase the latest digital devices, upgrade and maintain them at regular intervals, pay for the power and internet services needed to connect them and grant unlimited rights to their most intimate information to private companies.

Enter "Flock Safety" here in 2026. The distinctions made by Forbes in 2019 are rapidly disintegrating. Was it all government owned and operated property in Orwell's book? I don't know. But in 2026, "Flock operates on a subscription/lease model only. Hardware is owned and maintained by Flock and remains their property." (Source - getsafeandsound.com)

Grok provided this note:

Customers (including government agencies) own and control the data/footage captured by the cameras. Flock does not sell that data, and sharing is controlled by the customer. The distinction is important: the physical cameras belong to the private contractor (Flock), while the data belongs to the contracting agency or organization.

So the customers (mostly government agencies at various levels) own the footage / data. Which is provided by Flock Safety. The unmentioned part is if/how Flock Safety themselves also review and/or retain the data. The public - who are the indirect billpayers - should know that!

First, let's take a look at who owns Flock Safety. According to Grok with sources cited:

Flock Safety (legal name Flock Group Inc.) is a privately held, venture-backed company with no single public owner or parent company. (bgr.com)

It was founded in 2017 in Atlanta, Georgia, by Georgia Tech alumni Garrett Langley (CEO and largest individual shareholder), Matt Feury, and Paige Todd. The founders retain a significant ownership stake (estimated around 21% combined in some analyses), alongside employee stock ownership plans and numerous investors. (dealroom.co)

Major investors include Andreessen Horowitz (a16z, which led a $275 million round in 2025 at a ~$7.5 billion valuation), Founders Fund, Tiger Global, Matrix Partners, Bedrock, Greenoaks Capital, Kleiner Perkins, Meritech Capital, Coatue, and others (dozens in total). The company has raised roughly $950 million to over $1 billion across multiple rounds and has seen valuation signals around $8.4 billion in 2026 reporting. (bgr.com)

It remains independent and founder-led, with no acquisition by a larger corporation. Note that while Founders Fund (associated with Peter Thiel) is an investor, Thiel does not own or control the company. (coloradosun.com)

Peter Theil's name recently came up in an X post from Wall Street Apes that hit my feed

People are very uncomfortable with the fact that Flock Cameras investor Peter Thiel shared over 2,400 emails with Jeffrey Epstein and now Flock cameras are pointed at little kids playgrounds

Just take this location, “Here's a flock camera pointed directly at the schoolyard, monitoring where each kid walks, how they get home, if there's an adult with them, which car is picking them up”

But it even gets worse than this, I’ll provide in the video an area next to a kids water splash pad that has a huge amount of Flock cameras pointed right at it

They say it’s because the cameras are there for enhanced security at high risk locations, but the connection to Epstein has people more than concerned about these camera placements

But it's just for "safety", right?


Here's another post from Wall Street Apes. Video at the link.

American is going to the gun range and she gets into the parking lot and notices something concerning

There are 4 Flock cameras "pointing into the entrance of the parking lot. Not the street - into the entrance, so they can read every license plate that comes in here"

"I'm sure there's no ulterior motive behind this either…."

I was able to locate this location as the Eagle Sports Range in Cudahy, Wisconsin



CBD mentioned the website deflock.org in his post. This is an outstanding site which contains a map of the US with the location of every Flock camera. As of last night, it was reporting just over 125,000 "license plate readers" in operation. Definitely check out that site.

If you are on X, in addition to DeFlock, the accounts Orwell Day and Have I Been Flocked? are worth following.

Some of you may have seen some of the anti-Flock related videos I have posted recently on my ONTs. Many more are hitting my X feed (which you also should follow!). Here are a couple.

Truckers against Flock?

A woman found her plate on haveibeenflocked.com. The judge was "mortified" reading through her victim impact statement.


Here's one I posted on an ONT recently. How do Flock employees like being recorded?


But not everyone is against Flock.

Police Officer quits immediately upon Flock contract cancellation

Here's a situation where Flock cameras were said to be helpful

I'll admit that this does give me some brief second thoughts about these "safety" measures. A good result from ill advised measures is a rare exception, though. Overall, I agree with the countless people who oppose this type of surveillance because it is a violation of the 4th Amendment. It is also way too likely for misuse to occur.

6 Savannah Police employees placed on leave over possible misuse of Flock cameras, mayor says

Milwaukee Officer Charged for Flock Database Misuse

I am hopeful that there will be more and more pushback against these "safety" cameras which will lead to them being removed. At the same time, I wonder how many elected officials are "investors" in Flock Safety.

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From @MAGACharlie2024


Thanks to CBD for letting me fill in this morning. If you're so inclined, follow Mr. Doof on X @doof2112 or do the email thing – doof2112 at proton dot me.

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Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

2 Not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:00 AM (cpFbA)

3 Wait.....what? Doof doing a MORNING rant?

WTF?

Streams crossed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 04, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

5 Multiple lums have been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

6 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:01 AM (N1DT3)

7 New monkey

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2026 11:02 AM (u/oMr)

8 That monkey got into the edibles. Put on some Doobie Brothers.

Chillin.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:02 AM (BPuyI)

9 Denver City Council debating reading a “slavery acknowledgment” at the start of meetings in addition to the “land acknowledgment” to talk about how terrible America is

Councilwoman Shontel Lewis who proposed it says it might be “uncomfortable” for white people.

Colorado was never a slave state. Slavery was abolished in 1865. The territory of Colorado joined the Union in 1876. Amount of slaves before joining the union was zero.

... perhaps an "acknowledgment" for the Chinese who built the Western railroads and the Irish and Italians in the East. Also, a "Trail of Tears" and a "Donner Expedition" acknowledgment would work well with this ensemble. With just a little research, the City Council could fill their entire time with acknowledgments of unfortunate events of history.

Should they acknowledgment the "Trojan Horse" ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2026 11:02 AM (RHGPo)

10 That's the dead monkey from the movie Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2026 11:03 AM (FawAu)

11 The real question: Are Flock cameras being installed at Pickleball courts?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 11:03 AM (nHXB4)

12 If you're getting pop ups on your phone try brave
It's only like 600kb

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:03 AM (MwU9l)

13 1984 was written as a warning.

Sadly, it's becoming a prophecy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:04 AM (N1DT3)

14 I honestly wish there was a camera outside my house (we’re on a corner lot)to bust all the people who run the 4 way stop right there.

But all the places where I drive like a maniac I want no cameras at all— total deprivation of my privacy rights.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 04, 2026 11:05 AM (gvQhE)

15 A much better acronym for these is "OPC" for Outdoor Prison Camera.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2026 11:05 AM (0sNs1)

16 >>Multiple lums have been NOOD'ed.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at August 04, 2026 11:05 AM (NcvvS)

17 People are very uncomfortable with the fact that Flock Cameras investor Peter Thiel shared over 2,400 emails with Jeffrey Epstein and now Flock cameras are pointed at little kids playgrounds
Just take this location, “Here's a flock camera pointed directly at the schoolyard, monitoring where each kid walks, how they get home, if there's an adult with them, which car is picking them up”

But it even gets worse than this, I’ll provide in the video an area next to a kids water splash pad that has a huge amount of Flock cameras pointed right at it



Again, I would NEVER tell anyone that a
1 mw green laser will destroy the flock camera sensor or that it holds about 3 lbs of copper and some silver.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:06 AM (BPuyI)

18 Defrock Doof! He's everywhere!

Posted by: Run! Dodge! Hide! at August 04, 2026 11:06 AM (JM9I6)

19 5 officers in the city nearest me have been recently accused of misusing Flock cameras but have not been suspended.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2026 11:06 AM (MWfyi)

20 Forbidden words, forbidden thoughts. Tell me that that is not what we are living in. The society foisted upon us by our grandees. Forbidden words, forbidden thoughts.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:06 AM (Gqar8)

21 Flock cameras in Atlanta used to find carjacker with a 2-year old in the back seat - police tracked the car in under 15 minutes. Carjacker arrested and child rescued, unharmed, and returned to mother. #Flock

— RINewsToday (@RINewsToday) August 3, 2026



Arrest the parent. NO one should be leaving a 2 year old unaccompanied in the back seat of a car.

But, cars now alert you before you get out to "Check the back seat for passengers," so.......

WASTF...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)

22 Wait.....what? Doof doing a MORNING rant?

WTF?

Streams crossed?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)


I heard the pay is better for this time slot

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:07 AM (S0M0K)

23 The surveillance state is telling us to go flock ourselves.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:07 AM (FgjHu)

24 That's a mighty serene looking minkey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2026 11:07 AM (kgE5c)

25 >Sadly, it's becoming a prophecy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:04 AM (N1DT3)

An instruction manual.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2026 11:08 AM (GTqXr)

26 Monkey be groovin'.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2026 11:08 AM (amcLV)

27 I'll admit that this does give me some brief second thoughts about these "safety" measures. A good result from ill advised measures is a rare exception, though. Overall, I agree with the countless people who oppose this type of surveillance because it is a violation of the 4th Amendment. It is also way too likely for misuse to occur.

For those lackwits who still insist that the government's spying on candidate (and President) Trump was no big deal, this is why people don't trust the government with this (or pretty much ANY) information. There was even a procedure put in place (FISA courts) to make sure it wasn't abused, and the first thing they did was abuse it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

28 Wow. Ads are chasing me off

Posted by: MkY at August 04, 2026 11:09 AM (qaWh+)

29 At best, a monkey will shit down your shirt collar.
At worst, rip your face off.

Posted by: New Zoo Revue at August 04, 2026 11:10 AM (JM9I6)

30
I heard the pay is better for this time slot
Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:07 AM (S0M0K)



Welcome to Morning Drive........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:10 AM (2YhKe)

31 24 That's a mighty serene looking minkey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2026 11:07 AM (kgE5c)


I can fix that.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at August 04, 2026 11:10 AM (nHXB4)

32 In the brilliant science fiction series "Person of Interest" a benevolent AI has access to ALL of that data.

"Relevant" data (i.e., anything related to national security) is turned over to various government agencies.

"Irrelevant" data (i.e., everything else) is deleted at midnight, but certain SSNs are passed along to people who can intervene if there's a bad situation in progress.

Then a malevolent AI is constructed, which has far, far more sinister interests in capturing and manipulating that data.

We should NOT be turning dystopian surveillance states into reality. It NEVER ends well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2026 11:10 AM (FZ29D)

33 Monkey listening to Zappa?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Mentioned in the M.R.

> Surveillance cameras on public property are not bound by the 4th Amendment. Seeing as how there's no expectation of privacy in public.


Cameras on private property, including your security cameras are.

But... does a LEO in city A who "suspects" there's evidence in city B need a warrant to search city B's surveillance data? There's a debate going on about that. Even if the data is from a publicly mounted camera.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (2Cry5)

35 But it's just for "safety", right?


For better or worse these things are with us to stay, they are not going anywhere. Just like any other piece of technology they can and will be abused.


We have zero right to privacy when we step foot outside of our house and people are going to try and cash in on that any way they can.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (cpFbA)

36 Wow. Ads are chasing me off
Posted by: MkY at August 04, 2026 11:09 AM (qaWh+)
----
Yet another tool in the all-pervasive surveillance state.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (FZ29D)

37
That's the dead monkey from the movie Sunset Boulevard.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats


The great grandson of King Kong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++)

38 Thx Doof, nice pinch hit
My city has installed traffic cams by every school. Raked in several hundred thousand dollars already. Supposed to only be on when school is in session, but the still are on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (BFvh9)

39 28 Wow. Ads are chasing me off
Posted by: MkY at August 04, 2026 11:09 AM (qaWh+)

Yep. Pretty absurd. The HQ has been infiltrated.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (jJj63)

40 The eyebags evident on that monkey could be helped by an application of Plexaderm.

Posted by: Annette Figueroa at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (JM9I6)

41 There are still people who say "You shouldn't care if you aren't doing anything wrong".

I have no words for people who are this obtuse. Oh wait, I do. Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

42 And that monkey is high on something.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:12 AM (cpFbA)

43 Ads are all old lady old man crap. Targeted for demographics, or just drive by garbage?

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:13 AM (jJj63)

44 1984, it's real, live and coming to your city.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 04, 2026 11:13 AM (Q/FnY)

45 Monkey listening to Zappa?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)



Representation of Doof.


Depeche Mode.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:13 AM (2YhKe)

46 But... does a LEO in city A who "suspects" there's evidence in city B need a warrant to search city B's surveillance data? There's a debate going on about that. Even if the data is from a publicly mounted camera.

LEO is government. Any governmental employee or entity should be governed by the strictest possible interpretation of what is "allowed".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

47 And that monkey is high on something.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:12 AM (cpFbA)


Ackshually - it's a chimp. He may or may not have found my bourbon supply.

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:14 AM (S0M0K)

48 Wow. Ads are chasing me off
Posted by: MkY at August 04, 2026 11:09 AM (qaWh+)

Yep. Pretty absurd. The HQ has been infiltrated.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (jJj63)


I wish there were a web browser which would automatically get rid of those?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)

49 I enjoy having the flock cameras in my neighborhood as they keep an eye on the white supremacists, racists and homophobes who seek to terrorize and murder me each and every day.
Hate has no home here and love is love!

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, local democrat block commissar at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (qC81n)

50 Monkey listening to Zappa?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)


Representation of Doof.


Depeche Mode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:13 AM (2YhKe)


He's halfway through side one of 2112.

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (S0M0K)

51 We have zero right to privacy when we step foot outside of our house

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (cpFbA)

So what constitutes an illegal search? Is tracking all your movements and including them in a searchable database what someone should reasonably expect from everyday life?

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (FgjHu)

52 49 I enjoy having the flock cameras in my neighborhood as they keep an eye on the white supremacists, racists and homophobes who seek to terrorize and murder me each and every day.
Hate has no home here and love is love!

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, local democrat block commissar at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (qC81n)

========

But the police use them to target illegals!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (bzPaY)

53 Instead of pop-up ads in the middle of comments, maybe a fundraiser instead?

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (SHHm+)

54 Mellow Monkey

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

55 >>I heard the pay is better for this time slot

Surprising, since you have to deal with the nightwalkers. And we ALL know about them!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (NcvvS)

56 They've actually been building up for this for years.

Watch ANY TV cop show for the last 20 years. They ALL use hacking, surveillance cameras, license plate readers.....to catch the BAD guys, you see.

It's for your own good.......they've been desensitizing you to it for YEARS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (2YhKe)

57 13 1984 was written as a warning.

Sadly, it's becoming a prophecy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:04 AM (N1DT3)

Instruction manual

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (SHHm+)

58 53 Instead of pop-up ads in the middle of comments, maybe a fundraiser instead?

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM (SHHm+)

======

I seem to remember something like this happening before.

I think it's the ad provider overstepping bounds, something that pixy had to fix previously through some emails.

Like, the agreement is to have them on the front page, but not the comment pages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (bzPaY)

59 Needs to go to SCOTUS

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (GVlHI)

60 41 There are still people who say "You shouldn't care if you aren't doing anything wrong".

My response, as always: “That’s beside the point.”

See, I have to be an absolute Boy Scout to retain two particular cards in my wallet. Even so, neither here nor there. Unless I am renewing my LTC (at which point TX DPS gives me the legal equivalent of an anal rectal exam) I expect and demand to be left completely alone by the cops. I don’t even want to hear one of them say to me “Yo, Cow Demon, how’s it hangin?” If you are that hot and horny to investigate me, go talk to a judge, not a “safety” camera company.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (4g5V+)

61 Needs to go to SCOTUS
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (GVlHI)


It's a tax. -- CJ Roberts

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

62 I think the sudden amplification of the flock debate is to marinate us in the "idea" of surveillance, to go along with the censorship we have become accustomed to. It's not about whether you're for or against it, it's just to get you used to it.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (FgjHu)

63 I wish there were a web browser which would automatically get rid of those?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)

You mean like Brave?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)

64 The popup ads are the ongoing ens***tification of the intertubes. They'll just keep getting more and more intrusive, until people finally stop coming to the sites.

Say, could this be a leftist plot to destroy one of the most influential conservative sites?
*dons tinfoil chapeau*

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

65 Brave, eh. What I just switched over to. Have 3 or 4 loaded.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)

66 Needs to go to SCOTUS

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (GVlHI)



It's a TAX!!!

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (2YhKe)

67 Well if you don't like flock cameras, shoot the bird at them.
Really don't see what the big deal is. Unless you are doing something wrong.

Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (H3dzX)

68 53 Instead of pop-up ads in the middle of comments, maybe a fundraiser instead?
Posted by: Ann

Heck no! Nana is on a very fixed income!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (JM9I6)

69 I think I will start saying "flock you" instead of the f word

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (3dUWh)

70 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (bzPaY)

Makes sense.

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (SHHm+)

71 My ad blocker is pretty effective.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (4g5V+)

72 >>I heard the pay is better for this time slot

Surprising, since you have to deal with the nightwalkers. And we ALL know about them!
Posted by: Nazdar at August 04, 2026 11:16 AM (NcvvS)


Ha! The ONT is like being on the practice squad.

This slot is the opening act for the boss. The stakes are higher!

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:20 AM (S0M0K)

73 Honest question:
What law are you breaking if you put an obstruction in front of the camera's field of view? You don't touch or physically alter the camera, but since there is no "right" to look around, what law is broken?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

74 Posted by: Uncle Leo at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (JM9I6)

Nothing is free. Hosting and programmers cost money.

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2026 11:20 AM (SHHm+)

75 And that monkey is high on something.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at 11:12 AM (cpFbA)

Mom: "Your eyes look funny. You're ON something..."

Posted by: Coming Home Past Curfew at August 04, 2026 11:21 AM (JCLJi)

76 Ha! The ONT is like being on the practice squad.

This slot is the opening act for the boss. The stakes are higher!


Are you afraid that a poor performance will affect your end of year bonus?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

77 So what constitutes an illegal search? Is tracking all your movements and including them in a searchable database what someone should reasonably expect from everyday life?

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:15 AM


I didn't say squat about legal or illegal searches I just said those cameras are here to stay and they will be abused.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:21 AM (cpFbA)

78 These are just lone cameras. When the technology exists to track you by identity wherever you go, listen to your conversations, determine who you associate with whenever you do, and build up a substantial database of your likes, dislikes, interests, activities, associates and general purpose in life through a series of satellite links and towers, then maybe people will start paying attention.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:21 AM (FgjHu)

79 I didn't say squat about legal or illegal searches I just said those cameras are here to stay and they will be abused.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 11:21 AM (cpFbA)

That's why I asked the question.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (FgjHu)

80 Not to be a contrarian, but don’t all these cameras look at public locations? Why should I have an expectation of privacy when I’m out in public? Public roads, parking lots, trails etc…. I just assume I’m on camera whenever I leave the house

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (+gA9j)

81 Honest question:
What law are you breaking if you put an obstruction in front of the camera's field of view? You don't touch or physically alter the camera, but since there is no "right" to look around, what law is broken?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)


I assume it depends on whether the camera is on private property or not. Private property? Trespass. Public property? Posting on public property. Either way... it's a tax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (ExV1e)

82 Who owns the flock company?

goog says Garrett Langley

I sense a market fir hats with
FLOCK YOU GARRETT LANGLEY
on them

Remember kids, personalize

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (3dUWh)

83 These are just lone cameras. When the technology exists to track you by identity wherever you go, listen to your conversations, determine who you associate with whenever you do, and build up a substantial database of your likes, dislikes, interests, activities, associates and general purpose in life through a series of satellite links and towers, then maybe people will start paying attention.

Flock cameras are to China's surveillance state as socialism is to full-blown Communism. It's not the same, but it's on the path.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

84 WHAT ARE you chimps.......on DOPE!!???

Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (2YhKe)

85 Wow. Ads are chasing me off
Posted by: MkY at August 04, 2026 11:09 AM (qaWh+)

Yep. Pretty absurd. The HQ has been infiltrated.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (jJj63)

I wish there were a web browser which would automatically get rid of those?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic



What ads is everyone talking about? I use Brave. I don't see any ads.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (BPuyI)

86 Well if you don't like flock cameras, shoot the bird at them.
Really don't see what the big deal is. Unless you are doing something wrong.
Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (H3dzX)

Right. It's just like free speech.

Government surveilling you 24/7 is only a problem if you're doing something wrong. GOOD people don't mind the government knowing where you are and what you are doing at all times.

Also, pull that mask up over your nose, peasant!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (N1DT3)

87 85 What ads is everyone talking about? I use Brave. I don't see any ads.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (BPuyI)

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Seems to be affecting Chrome and Safari and some versions of Firefox (I'm using Firefox on Linux and don't see any, but I've seen someone else say that they're using Firefox on Windows 11 and they're seeing them).

Brave and DDG seem unaffected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (bzPaY)

88 What ads is everyone talking about? I use Brave. I don't see any ads.

Try it on Firefox.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

89 I look forward to Justice Kentaji Brown Jackson's thoughtful and erudite opinion on this matter.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (nHXB4)

90 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might think the state was allowing crime to increase to make people accept the comprehensive surveillance state.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (YAto6)

91 89 I look forward to Justice Kentaji Brown Jackson's thoughtful and erudite opinion on this matter.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (nHXB4)

=======

Sotomayor shut down an attempt at an appeal from the PLO to not pay 9 figures in restitution to Americans killed in a Palestinian terrorist attack yesterday.

Sometimes, there are matters of clear law that even Sotomayor will follow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (bzPaY)

92 Heh. Whoda thunk what I came up with would be a big deal?

Allen Funt

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (gm9Sb)

93 👍

Really dislike the cameras but they've been in private communities such HOAs, etc. for many years, and on public streets and in alleys owned by private citizens.

If the fear is access for law enforcement, it's understood. However, half my PA 'neighbors' drive cars - for years on end - with out-of-state license plates (NY, NJ, DE), and mass produced paper temp plates (NJ) are plastered all over creation around here.

If those cameras are in private hands, can access be even worse?

Meta glasses? Forbid in K-12 schools, daycares, medical offices, etc. How?

"Features a 12 MP ultra-wide camera to snap photos and record HD or 3K videos from your exact perspective.

Allows you to broadcast directly to Instagram or Facebook, and switch between your phone and glasses camera during video calls."
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Many U.S. states have strict privacy laws that regulate video and audio recording, split mainly into one-party consent and all-party (two-party) consent rules. Key states with stricter rules include California, Florida, and Pennsylvania. Video in public spaces is generally legal everywhere, but audio and hidden cameras face tight restrictions.

Again, how...now?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (NFX2v)

94 LEO is government. Any governmental employee or entity should be governed by the strictest possible interpretation of what is "allowed".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

That’s because you hate cops. People like you should spend time in jail until you learn to respect us. We are your betters, after all.

We should be exempt from ALL laws and should be able to do as we damn well please. Not only are we your betters, but WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!!

Posted by: Police officers at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (4g5V+)

95 I’m seeing annoying and obstructive popup ads on my phone today that I’ve not seen before. New phenomenon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (yz/88)

96 The ads on Chrome make AOSHQ unreadable.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (YAto6)

97 The homeless can be an ally is this battle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (sn5xH)

98 Alternatively, we could all wear burkas

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (3dUWh)

99 This guy did it right..........ish.


https://shorturl.fm/xTZc4


Not sure if he was arrested or not.


Oh, and sorry for the Yahoo link.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:26 AM (2YhKe)

100
Watch ANY TV cop show for the last 20 years. They ALL use hacking, surveillance cameras, license plate readers.....to catch the BAD guys, you see.

ADAM-12 had to use pencil and paper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2026 11:26 AM (Cqx++)

101 Are you afraid that a poor performance will affect your end of year bonus?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)


Absolutely. It will also put a damper on the planned IPO for Doof Enterprises.

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:27 AM (S0M0K)

102 ‘Mr. Eromero, we know you went into Barnes & Noble. Why did you go in there?’

‘Well, I had to take a dump. Then, I browsed through the magazines.’

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2026 11:28 AM (7RAhE)

103 Well if you don't like flock cameras, shoot the bird at them.
Really don't see what the big deal is. Unless you are doing something wrong.
Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (H3dzX)

And this is so amazingly stupid that I have to revisit it.

This is like the biometrics on guns. I have no problem with people who would like to a biometric lock on their phone.

But I know (in this case, because the left has already passed laws) the second any such technology becomes available, it will be required and used to restrict our constitutional rights.

Because the government cannot be trusted with power. It needs to be VERY limited.

And the multiple stories of police misusing Flock is already an excellent argument against it before we get to directed misuse by the government.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

104 Take a few minutes and search for "Flock" and take a look at some of the posts and videos. "Citizen journalists" who've looked into the company have some pretty stark findings.

TL ; DR the company is very evasive about their products. And very protective of their own privacy and the privacy of their employees.

But not yours.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 11:28 AM (2Cry5)

105 Serenity Now monkey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 11:29 AM (XeU6L)

106 100 Adam 12 had to use pencil and paper. Also, writing on hand with ball point, thus smearing ink on the steering wheel for the next shift.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2026 11:29 AM (gm9Sb)

107 73 Honest question:
What law are you breaking if you put an obstruction in front of the camera's field of view? You don't touch or physically alter the camera, but since there is no "right" to look around, what law is broken?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

We put on our uniforms every day because WE HATE THE CITIZENS WHO PAY US. We will find something and we will see to it you spend a long, long time in prison. We should just kill you, actually. Because.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:31 AM (4g5V+)

108 At CaliPost: The armed civilian who shot at the Idaho In'N'Out killer with a peculiar-looking long barrelled handgun was using an FN Five-SeveN with a suppressor. I was wondering what that was.

Posted by: gp at August 04, 2026 11:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

109 You can also shave and wash up at B+N. And rearrange the books so normal authors are in front. This enrages the commie assholes that work there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 11:32 AM (sn5xH)

110 @22

>>I heard the pay is better for this time slot

Are you at least getting Punch and Pie?

I heard they serve Punch and Pie to Ranters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2026 11:32 AM (XV/Pl)

111
TL ; DR the company is very evasive about their products. And very protective of their own privacy and the privacy of their employees.

But not yours.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 11:28 AM (2Cry5)



Dox them all.

See how they like it.

Time to use their tactics against them. f*ck it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:32 AM (2YhKe)

112 110 Are you at least getting Punch and Pie?

I heard they serve Punch and Pie to Ranters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2026 11:32 AM (XV/Pl)

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More people will come if you say there's going to be punch and pie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (bzPaY)

113 Doof, I am disappoint you have not seen the value of a camera that will monitor the NVZ line.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (nHXB4)

114 This is how I see it:

The day is coming that there will be a world leader who will proclaim himself a god, and if anyone will not worship him, he will have them eliminated. Mass surveillance will be the norm, and Jews and Christians will be targeted for elimination.

To prove their loyalty to him, all people will be forced to receive a mark, and without this mark, you cannot buy or sell.

All what is going on now as far as the tech goes, and the increasing hatred towards Jews and Christians is all battlespace prep for what the true God has in store for those that want to be their own gods.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (5ExGj)

115 I thought the monkey was a Il Far Dolce Niente portrait.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (bX16E)

116 107: that is what the cops will say and think. Took off my sock too early.

There is a reason we have trial by jury, that palladium of civil liberty and the only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (4g5V+)

117 Here's one of the things surveillance systems, like Flock cameras can do; after monitoring your movements for some period of time the AI can pretty much predict where you are likely to be at any given time. In the spaces they cover.

This has been tested, documented. It's why LE will pull up surveillance data from months ago, weeks ago, days ago when searching for a person of interest. And when they would like to personally talk to them, or detain them, they have a pretty good idea where to find them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (2Cry5)

118 Ahem

Not ALL Flock cameras are the work of the government; many are bought and placed by private groups like neighborhood associations, apartment complexes, and businesses. However, private and public cameras OFTEN connect to a single shared database that police can search.

And so, consider storing home security videos locally instead of on the cloud, too?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2026 11:34 AM (NFX2v)

119 Flock cameras have been found on private property. One literally under a house's eaves. They have been found in locations near guardrails where law dictates NOTHING should be for safety reasons (for good reason). In one instance, some of those big barrels that are supposed to slow out of control vehicles that leave the road were used to conceal cameras.

You tell me why someone would place these things in that manner.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 04, 2026 11:34 AM (OUMaO)

120 The woodpeckers are going at this old oak tree like a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2026 11:34 AM (JvZF+)

121 I'm using Chrome...see no ads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 11:34 AM (XeU6L)

122 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

Part of the issue people do not see? Once Flock HAS the data, there is no law saying they can't sell it to... anyone.

Not just cops... anyone. So add this into the fact your cell phone is already tracking you and THAT info is being sold?

You will have no privacy, from anyone at all, in real time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 11:35 AM (mP0Kj)

123 108 At CaliPost: The armed civilian who shot at the Idaho In'N'Out killer with a peculiar-looking long barrelled handgun was using an FN Five-SeveN with a suppressor. I was wondering what that was.
Posted by: gp at August 04, 2026 11:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

The police are civilians as well. TJ highlights the importance of having the civil power over the military power as well.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:35 AM (4g5V+)

124
All what is going on now as far as the tech goes, and the increasing hatred towards Jews and Christians is all battlespace prep for what the true God has in store for those that want to be their own gods.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (5ExGj)



400+ million guns and billions of rounds of ammo MAY, and I mean MAY, quell that.......but most really aren't willing to use them against the upcoming tyrannical government.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:35 AM (2YhKe)

125 121. Ditto

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

126
You will have no privacy, from anyone at all, in real time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 11:35 AM (mP0Kj)

We’ll see.

Posted by: Faraday at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (4g5V+)

127 Everyone hates surveillance. Until they want or need it. Half the subpoenas in any city -- and probably quite a few smaller towns -- are for people trying to get access to surveillance footage.

Usually, it's because there is a dispute over an accident. But sometimes, especially around late-night bars, there was a drunken brawl. Or whatever other reason there might be for video evidence of what happened.

I'm generally against the surveillance state. I don't want people recording me, tracking me, watching me pick my nose or scratch my balls. But ... when a few months ago some assholic fucknugget backed his car into mine, and then denied he did, I would have really liked video evidence to prove my case to his insurance company.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

128 At CaliPost: The armed civilian who shot at the Idaho In'N'Out killer with a peculiar-looking long barrelled handgun was using an FN Five-SeveN with a suppressor. I was wondering what that was.
Posted by: gp


Five Seven with suppressor and a light. That was the boxy, broom handle looking thing just in front of his hand. Couldn't tell what it was until someone cleaned up the picture.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (BPuyI)

129 Doof, I am disappoint you have not seen the value of a camera that will monitor the NVZ line.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (nHXB4)


I actually don't play very often anymore. Knee won't let me. Likely having replacement surgery in the fall. Hope to get back out there next spring.

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (S0M0K)

130 The day is coming that there will be a world leader who will proclaim himself a god, and if anyone will not worship him, he will have them eliminated. Mass surveillance will be the norm, and Jews and Christians will be targeted for elimination.

To prove their loyalty to him, all people will be forced to receive a mark, and without this mark, you cannot buy or sell.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (5ExGj)

The Covid vaccine card was the beta test.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)

131 To prove their loyalty to him, all people will be forced to receive a mark, and without this mark, you cannot buy or sell.

You mean like how people in the "wrong" industries get debanked? How folks publicly espousing unpopular views can't get ad revenue?

If you take "mark on head and hand" as "compliant in thought and deed"? The hour is much, much later than you think.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (OUMaO)

132 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (5ExGj

The antichrist will be very popular so we know it's not Obama

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (FgjHu)

133
I actually don't play very often anymore. Knee won't let me. Likely having replacement surgery in the fall. Hope to get back out there next spring.
Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (S0M0K)



I'm surprised you've got a Dr. that wouldn't recommend against that, being as you're too young. They don't last that long and usually like to postpone such things until you're older. They are more in the "one and done" mindset.

But today, I guess $$$$ is king, so you want a knee? Go for it! See in you in 10 to 15 more years! Less if you're active!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:38 AM (2YhKe)

134 Not to be a contrarian, but don’t all these cameras look at public locations? Why should I have an expectation of privacy when I’m out in public? Public roads, parking lots, trails etc…. I just assume I’m on camera whenever I leave the house
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (+gA9j)


The problem isn't that the CAMERA sees you at that location, the problem is that the SYSTEM tracks your movements. It is, in effect, stalking you. And it's only a matter of time before the courts decide that the prohibition against ex post facto criminal law doesn't apply to their political enemies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)

135 And the multiple stories of police misusing Flock is already an excellent argument against it before we get to directed misuse by the government.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

Within the past month Pratt on Texas (check out the podcast especially if you are in TX) highlighted the case of a Baytown PD cop who decided to use Flock cameras for stalking.

They need to be gone.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:39 AM (4g5V+)

136 Doof is making morning rants now too? When does the blog change its name to Ace of Doof?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 04, 2026 11:39 AM (Hd1lH)

137 Say, could this be a leftist plot to destroy one of the most influential conservative sites?
*dons tinfoil chapeau*
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
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Nah. If anything, lefty news sites are *worse.*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2026 11:39 AM (FZ29D)

138 69 I think I will start saying "flock you" instead of the f word

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (3dUWh)

I am stealing this vmom. I'm trying to control my language, which has begun to make my Marine husband blush. This is a layered, rich perjorative - very well done!

Posted by: moki at August 04, 2026 11:40 AM (wLjpr)

139 130 The day is coming that there will be a world leader who will proclaim himself a god, and if anyone will not worship him, he will have them eliminated. Mass surveillance will be the norm, and Jews and Christians will be targeted for elimination.

To prove their loyalty to him, all people will be forced to receive a mark, and without this mark, you cannot buy or sell.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:33 AM (5ExGj)

The Covid vaccine card was the beta test.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)

Schlürpo will not let this happen.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:40 AM (4g5V+)

140 The antichrist will be very popular so we know it's not Obama
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (FgjHu)
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Nor is it Trump, lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:40 AM (5ExGj)

141 27 Everyone hates surveillance. Until they want or need it. Half the subpoenas in any city -- and probably quite a few smaller towns -- are for people trying to get access to surveillance footage.

Usually, it's because there is a dispute over an accident. But sometimes, especially around late-night bars, there was a drunken brawl. Or whatever other reason there might be for video evidence of what happened.

I'm generally against the surveillance state. I don't want people recording me, tracking me, watching me pick my nose or scratch my balls. But ... when a few months ago some assholic fucknugget backed his car into mine, and then denied he did, I would have really liked video evidence to prove my case to his insurance company.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

I am fit to be free and capable of self-government, so fuck surveillance, now and forever.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:41 AM (4g5V+)

142 OPSEC

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2026 11:42 AM (sn5xH)

143 The antichrist will be very popular so we know it's not Obama
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (FgjHu)
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Nor is it Trump, lol.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Talarico - out
Buttjizz - out
Newsome - out
Stan has some work to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:42 AM (BPuyI)

144 The Covid vaccine card was the beta test.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)
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And not surprisingly, most were coerced into taking it for whatever reason, though some were more were happy t take it.

A very interesting dry run for what is to come.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:42 AM (5ExGj)

145 Can confirm chrome gets the ad in the comments. Takes a little bit, just like those 'we'll let you read just enough of the article to want to see more' subscription popups on Big Media sites.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 04, 2026 11:42 AM (aJQbY)

146 ADAM-12 had to use pencil and paper.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Just the flocks, Ma'am.

Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at August 04, 2026 11:43 AM (w9Wax)

147 128 At CaliPost: The armed civilian who shot at the Idaho In'N'Out killer with a peculiar-looking long barrelled handgun was using an FN Five-SeveN with a suppressor. I was wondering what that was.
Posted by: gp


Five Seven with suppressor and a light. That was the boxy, broom handle looking thing just in front of his hand. Couldn't tell what it was until someone cleaned up the picture.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:36 AM (BPuyI
And some people say 1911 or HP is too bulky.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2026 11:43 AM (7RAhE)

148 I'm surprised you've got a Dr. that wouldn't recommend against that, being as you're too young. They don't last that long and usually like to postpone such things until you're older. They are more in the "one and done" mindset.

But today, I guess $$$$ is king, so you want a knee? Go for it! See in you in 10 to 15 more years! Less if you're active!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:38 AM (2YhKe)


He actually did suggest waiting. I initially was thinking I would. But it is really bad now and keeping me from a lot of things I enjoy. I've decided to get it done so I can actually get back to those things and enjoy them while I'm relatively young. And we're not guaranteed any number of years, so let me wear one out now!

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:43 AM (S0M0K)

149 And not surprisingly, most were coerced into taking it for whatever reason, though some were more were happy t take it.

A very interesting dry run for what is to come.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:42 AM (5ExGj)



Most that I know that took the first round were FORCED to take it. "Jab or no Job."

That should've been HIGHLY illegal, but alas.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (2YhKe)

150 Everyone hates surveillance. Until they want or need it. Half the subpoenas in any city -- and probably quite a few smaller towns -- are for people trying to get access to surveillance footage.

Your point is well taken, but the problem is that we have very recent, very egregious abuse of the system by government, including police, the FBI, and others, despite the presence of safeguards intended to prevent such abuse. We have not yet seen all of the fallout from the Obama/Biden reigns of terror.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

151 I said at the time that I believed all the mask mandates were the quickest way to train facial recognition systems on masked faces. What better way than in the wild with a billion or so candidates.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (FgjHu)

152 Lots and lots of AntiChrists. Probably in our own neighborhoods.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (qQ6p3)

153 I've decided to get it done so I can actually get back to those things and enjoy them while I'm relatively young. And we're not guaranteed any number of years, so let me wear one out now!
Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:43 AM (S0M0K)



Your point is valid. And, your call.

I guess I'm thankful I don't have such maladies. Other than my spine, which is not teh awesome, but they can't replace that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:45 AM (2YhKe)

154 Talarico - out
Buttjizz - out
Newsome - out
Stan has some work to do.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:42 AM (BPuyI)
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Doesn't mean Stan will quit trying in the meantime and wreck havoc while doing so.

See: Hitler.

See Hitler.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (5ExGj)

155 Lots and lots of AntiChrists. Probably in our own neighborhoods.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (qQ6p3)



Look for the Talarico signs, in Texas anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (2YhKe)

156 They say it’s because the cameras are there for enhanced security at high risk locations

Which would make sense if the government had a legitimate concern about public safety—but they don't.

I think it is security theater meets rent-seeking. Launder tax dollars into a security sink, spread the spoils around, don't do anything meaningful about security.

Because if they cared about public safety and security, they wouldn't be keeping 20-time violent felons on the street.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (pawvM)

157 67 Well if you don't like flock cameras, shoot the bird at them.
Really don't see what the big deal is. Unless you are doing something wrong.
Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 11:18 AM (H3dzX)

The GDR was more your speed, I guess. I did flip off a Flock camera. And again, I HAVE to be a good little Boy Scout for two very big reasons, but me being a Boy Scout IS BESIDE THE POINT.

Is there a reason for a cop to even so much as look at me? No? THEN THEY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. And they can actually earn their pay by, oh, I don’t know, spending their time doing what I pay hard earned tax money for them to do.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (4g5V+)

158 I'd feel those cameras were a force for good, but they're being installed at a time when shoplifting, "teen takeovers" and assaults on ICE are done with impugnity.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (bX16E)

159 "At some point, Talarico will have to shoot an AR-15. Hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes"


Nerf guns don't count either.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2026 11:47 AM (GUOwU)

160 "Reproductive clinics.". Bite your tongue. I bet a silver dollar that a "reproductive clinic" is an ABORTION MILL.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 04, 2026 11:47 AM (YlWIZ)

161 Because if they cared about public safety and security, they wouldn't be keeping 20-time violent felons on the street.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (pawvM)

Bingo.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:47 AM (4g5V+)

162 Other than my spine, which is not teh awesome, but they can't replace that.
Posted by: Sponge

**Perks up**

Posted by: Predator at August 04, 2026 11:47 AM (w9Wax)

163 Lots and lots of AntiChrists. Probably in our own neighborhoods.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (qQ6p3)
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There is definitely an anti-Christ sentiment in the world right now, and it's increasing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (5ExGj)

164 But Ellipsis you say, the Left loves their violent masked insurgents why would they want to *improve* technology that helps identify those who don't want to be identified?

Because the Left only wants identities protected until they are in explicit power. Then if you think you're gonna do shit against the State whlile wearing a mask to protect you, think twice.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (FgjHu)

165 So are we at the point when we storm their offices or nah?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (BpO1e)

166 There is definitely an anti-Christ sentiment in the world right now, and it's increasing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (5ExGj)

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (FgjHu)

167 https://x.com/AAGShumate/status/
2084629710928048352/photo/1

========

Yesterday, DOJ successfully had the citizenship revoked on a naturalized immigrant who lied about criminal behavior before his naturalization.

Denaturalization is hard because of several SCOTUS cases that raise the burden of proof on the government, so it's still a rare thing. Trump's second administration is leading the largest denaturalization push in decades, and it's about 200 people. However, each case is another bit of caselaw that will make the next effort easier.

Getting a denaturalization through completely because the guy lied about his criminal past will lead to dozens more instances of denaturalization which will lead to hundreds which could lead to thousands.

It took 60 years to get where we are in terms of 25% of Mexico living in the United States. Every tool is going to be useful, and every tool can be ramped up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (bzPaY)

168 @112

>>More people will come if you say there's going to be punch and pie!

That movie is nearly 30 years old, amazing how time flies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (XV/Pl)

169 67
Really don't see what the big deal is. Unless you are doing something wrong.
Posted by: Case


How about this: If I'm doing nothing wrong, why should you record me?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 04, 2026 11:49 AM (BpO1e)

170 Doof, as one who used to do those, I think you are exactly right. It will be worth more to you while you are relatively young, life is uncertain, and other things come up that limit the gain when you are old. Hopefully, the newer ones may last longer. Prayers for you, brother.

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (z6ONu)

171 168 @112

>>More people will come if you say there's going to be punch and pie!

That movie is nearly 30 years old, amazing how time flies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (XV/Pl)

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A movie?

What is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (bzPaY)

172 163 Lots and lots of AntiChrists. Probably in our own neighborhoods.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (qQ6p3)
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There is definitely an anti-Christ sentiment in the world right now, and it's increasing.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:48 AM (5ExGj)

Without His intervention and strength we are sunk.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (qQ6p3)

173 The nearest flock camera is about thirty minutes away.

It is possible there's on hidden in the trees somewhere here, but I seriously doubt it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (5ExGj)

174 That should've been HIGHLY illegal, but alas.
——-

It was highly illegal. Still is. The judicial system is corrupt. No attorneys would dare make any waves, apparently.

Do you suppose a life insurance policy might have “death by biological warfare agent” as an exclusion? Nod your head “yes”. Not a fucking peep there either.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2026 11:51 AM (caXqo)

175
A movie?

What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (bzPaY)



Illiterate asshole.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:51 AM (2YhKe)

176 Is there a flock camera on Maxine Waters of The Turtle?

Posted by: Dead Yet? at August 04, 2026 11:51 AM (qC81n)

177 Everyone hates surveillance. Until they want or need it. Half the subpoenas in any city -- and probably quite a few smaller towns -- are for people trying to get access to surveillance footage.

Your point is well taken, but the problem is that we have very recent, very egregious abuse of the system by government, including police, the FBI, and others, despite the presence of safeguards intended to prevent such abuse. We have not yet seen all of the fallout from the Obama/Biden reigns of terror.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
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True. But that's not really a surveillance issue. That's unfortunately a cancerous rot that runs much deeper. That's the government turning the entire law enforcement apparatus into a political army for the Democraps.

The surveillance footage of J6 was actually helpful to the protestors, because it exposed what a total made-up sham the hysterical claims of "insurrection" were. And a lot of J6ers still got railroaded. Imagine what would have happened if there was no video evidence? They would have been tried and convicted of actual treason, and sentenced to death.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

178 158 I'd feel those cameras were a force for good, but they're being installed at a time when shoplifting, "teen takeovers" and assaults on ICE are done with impugnity.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 11:46 AM (bX16E)

This.

Britain was ahead of the curve on constant surveillance. It neither made them safer nor more free.

TL;DR: Sam Adams hopes your shackles rest lightly on you. See also Ben Franklin on safety and liberty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2026 11:52 AM (2+SeL)

179 @171

>>What is it?

It's from the French Film Ménilmontant.

It's the seminal line in the film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2026 11:52 AM (XV/Pl)

180 We have not yet seen all of the fallout from the Obama/Biden reigns of terror.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

Shouldn’t that be Obama/Obama reigns of terror since it was his third term?

Posted by: TxAnn at August 04, 2026 11:52 AM (SjAWL)

181 Without His intervention and strength we are sunk.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (qQ6p3)
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Fortunately, He does just that, for those that put their faith and trust in Jesus Christ.

And therein lies the rub.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:52 AM (5ExGj)

182 Yep. Pretty absurd. The HQ has been infiltrated.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (jJj63)

Brave browser is your friend. I see no ads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 11:52 AM (1z8ji)

183 Thiel investing in Flock is the least important worry about the surveillance state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 11:53 AM (Pee1E)

184 It's like no one here watches television. Doncha know that without surveillance cameras everywhere no crime is ever solved. Sheesh, people!!

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:53 AM (qQ6p3)

185 The day is coming that there will be a world leader who will proclaim himself a god, and if anyone will not worship him, he will have them eliminated. Mass surveillance will be the norm, and Jews and Christians will be targeted for elimination.

So where exactly do you find this sunset language considering God's disposition towards a one world government?

And no, Cyrus Scofield nor Hal Lindsey were God's prophets.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:53 AM (pawvM)

186
The surveillance footage of J6 was actually helpful to the protestors, because it exposed what a total made-up sham the hysterical claims of "insurrection" were. And a lot of J6ers still got railroaded. Imagine what would have happened if there was no video evidence? They would have been tried and convicted of actual treason, and sentenced to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)



Surveillance at the Capitol Building? Fine. That's a target environment.

Every f*cking street in every f*cking city in America?

Stick that in your ear and blow it out your ass.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:53 AM (2YhKe)

187 They say it’s because the cameras are there for enhanced security at high risk locations

I see... High risk for whom? "We'll send the next available camera over!"

I'd actually patrol high-risk locations, but what do I know.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 11:54 AM (q1tXs)

188 182 Yep. Pretty absurd. The HQ has been infiltrated.
Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:11 AM (jJj63)

Brave browser is your friend. I see no ads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 11:52 AM (1z8ji)

Oh I swapped over. One of my backup browsers.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 11:54 AM (qQ6p3)

189 i believe charles stross explained what all the cameras were for in his laundry files books.

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2026 11:54 AM (qdr3M)

190 Only a criminal would spray Rustoleum 214944 reflective coating on their plates to avoid being spied on by Flock Systems.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:54 AM (BPuyI)

191 Something I keep pointing out: If the surveillance state keeps growing, why is the homicide clearance rate still around 50%? I use homicide clearance because it's the one statistic that cannot be fudged (yet). All these license plate readers, cell phone dragnets, doorbell cameras... and yet people's murders still go unsolved.

Posted by: pookysgirl, going hmmmm at August 04, 2026 11:55 AM (qPIU+)

192 Stick that in your ear and blow it out your ass.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:53 AM (2YhKe)
__

LOL!

You tell 'em!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 11:55 AM (5ExGj)

193 Doof, as one who used to do those, I think you are exactly right. It will be worth more to you while you are relatively young, life is uncertain, and other things come up that limit the gain when you are old. Hopefully, the newer ones may last longer. Prayers for you, brother.
Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (z6ONu)


Thank you!

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 11:55 AM (S0M0K)

194 Doof monkey!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (xcxpd)

195 I’m just using an ad blocker app for my iPad.

Occasionally I get nasty grams from various sites for using one. I wish I could say “get legit ads, I MIGHT turn off the ad blocker”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (4g5V+)

196 175 Illiterate asshole.......

but still qualified to be a gunner.

Posted by: colonel sandurz at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (qdr3M)

197 Do you want to actually prevent crime or do you want your department to profit from the fines you can hand out?

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (q1tXs)

198 Only a criminal would spray Rustoleum 214944 reflective coating on their plates to avoid being spied on by Flock Systems.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 11:54 AM (BPuyI)



According to 'search assistant:'


A personal test reported that it may reduce readability mainly under strong direct night lighting, while it was not effective for a daytime photo radar ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (2YhKe)

199 175
A movie?

What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (bzPaY)


It's a recorded sequence of film or video images displayed on a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity, but that's not important now...

Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (Ucgf4)

200 I don't think the Flock or Axis (another surveillance system in use) databases are limited to just law enforcement and security services... both inside governments and out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 11:56 AM (2Cry5)

201 Fortunately, He does just that, for those that put their faith and trust in Jesus Christ.

And therein lies the rub.
Posted by: SMH
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“The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.”
― G.K. Chesterton, What's Wrong with the World

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2026 11:57 AM (XeU6L)

202 Ah, everything stored in the cloud. Flock footage, your home digital video footage, all safe & secure...

Why am I reminded of the Tooth Fairy from Red Dragon, happily looking at home movies to check out his next victims?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 04, 2026 11:57 AM (q3u5l)

203 A movie?

What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A movie is a projection of moving images on a screen, with a synchronized audio track, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at August 04, 2026 11:57 AM (w9Wax)

204 One of the good things about working from home is evading this kind of surveillance.

That, and on the first Tuesday of the month, at 10am, I get to stand outside and listen to the civil defense warning siren go off.

And it reminds me how much I love war.

And tornadoes, to a lesser extent.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 04, 2026 11:57 AM (qwx/I)

205 178 158 I'd feel those cameras were a force for good, but they're being installed at a time when shoplifting, "teen takeovers" and assaults on ICE are done with impugnity.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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There's your answer. Illegal acts done with impunity.
When they start arresting criminals and properly applying the law. We will begin to regain a trust society. Those cameras reinforce an anti-trust society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 11:57 AM (Pee1E)

206 Guess pop ups are here to stay.
Bummer.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (3cXW4)

207 The left is upset about cameras NOW because they keep getting caught committing crimes and especially I noticed they are worried about cameras identifying illegals to send them home.

But previously the left argued if you aren't doing anything wrong you shouldn't mind the government monitoring you.

Anyway I would prefer we roll back these systems and instead get serious about punishing criminals. I bet the car jacker in the flock story above had a long rap sheet already and was only able to commit this crime because our broken justice system...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)

208 A flock?
What is it?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (2Ez/1)

209 Very few (2) flok cameras in the vicinity I live. How did this just happen? Guess I could read your content more closely.

Ps. Great job, Doof!

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (joKxV)

210 One of the good things about working from home is evading this kind of surveillance.

Because Alexa, your mobile devices, your TV, your appliances, and your internet usage aren't giving up anything personal about you.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (nAS9C)

211 169 How about this: If I'm doing nothing wrong, why should you record me?

trust, but verify.

Posted by: ancient proverb at August 04, 2026 11:59 AM (qdr3M)

212 208 A flock?
What is it?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (2Ez/1)

$20 bucks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 11:59 AM (xcxpd)

213 Guess pop ups are here to stay.
Bummer.
Posted by: Before You Go at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (3cXW4)



They just started today. Last time this occured, Pixy had to send out emails to the ad vendor and get changes made to prevent them on the comments page.

It will be addressed, but uncomfortable for those not using various browsers with ad and popup blockers.

google is chrome. google is the ad seller. google will make sure you see the ad in their browser.

google is the Devil. Avoid wherever possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 11:59 AM (2YhKe)

214 Something I keep pointing out: If the surveillance state keeps growing, why is the homicide clearance rate still around 50%? I use homicide clearance because it's the one statistic that cannot be fudged (yet). All these license plate readers, cell phone dragnets, doorbell cameras... and yet people's murders still go unsolved.
Posted by: pookysgirl, going hmmmm at August 04, 2026 11:55 AM (qPIU+)
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The 50% clearance for homicides is driven heavily -- if not entirely -- by gang violence in inner cities like Chicago, Baltimore, New Orleans, etc.

These murders aren't solved because they can't be. They're not solved because nobody cares.

If you take out these "unsolved" murders, the clearance rate would be much higher.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

215 All these license plate readers, cell phone dragnets, doorbell cameras... and yet people's murders still go unsolved.

Posted by: pookysgirl, going hmmmm at August 04, 2026 11:55 AM (qPIU+)

You need to ask yourself WHERE these unsolved murders are going unsolved. Solving murders sounds a lot like work and ain't nobody got time for that.

Also the surveillance state for now is designed for tracking known subjects much more than unknown ones.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (FgjHu)

216 Ps. Great job, Doof!
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (joKxV)


Thank you, favorite employee!

Posted by: Doof at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (S0M0K)

217
Ps. Great job, Doof!

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (joKxV)



GET A ROOM!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (2YhKe)

218 Brave browser on PC blocks the ads and popups.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (wVcYX)

219 Because Alexa, your mobile devices, your TV, your appliances, and your internet usage aren't giving up anything personal about you.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM


Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Your "smaht" washing machine at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)

220 A movie?

What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 11:50 AM (bzPaY)

It's a method of storytelling by shining a light through a film to show pictures on a screen, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 04, 2026 12:01 PM (Hd1lH)

221 I’m generally against Flock cameras but I haven’t seen any in my rural area. I do enjoy the YouTube videos of “auditors” in the UK that film cops and record car plates in their cop parking lots. The cops go wild. They lose their minds.

Posted by: High tech at August 04, 2026 12:01 PM (37cEZ)

222 There's a Flock traffic surveillance camera a mile from me. It's next to a corn field and records people coming and going into the nearby town.

Which has very little crime. Or speeders. Or much of anything, really.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 12:01 PM (2Cry5)

223 Guess pop ups are here to stay.
Bummer.
Posted by: Before You Go at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (3cXW4)


Despite dozens of comments providing the solution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 12:01 PM (ExV1e)

224 What popups?

I use Brave on both my laptop and phone, no popups.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 12:02 PM (5ExGj)

225 Not to be a contrarian, but don’t all these cameras look at public locations? Why should I have an expectation of privacy when I’m out in public? Public roads, parking lots, trails etc…. I just assume I’m on camera whenever I leave the house
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 04, 2026 11:22 AM (+gA9j)

Thing is, you no longer have anonymity. The cams are also license plate readers. And the data owners also can get access to cellphone location data. If they want to, they can stalk an individual anywhere he or she goes, 24/7. This is a crime, called "watching and besetting". Old-school surveillance cameras just saw anonymous people, and only if a crime happened were the records scrutinized.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 12:02 PM (1z8ji)

226 218 Brave browser on PC blocks the ads and popups.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (wVcYX)

Recommend having several browsers on your devices, Brave being one of them. Also Qwant.

Posted by: tubal at August 04, 2026 12:02 PM (qQ6p3)

227 Surveillance at the Capitol Building? Fine. That's a target environment.

Every f*cking street in every f*cking city in America?

Stick that in your ear and blow it out your ass.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Private property, private ownership of the data. The cameras in Walmart parking lot, OK. The cameras operated by city entities, not OK. The abuses are already racking up.
_betting cops get a slap on the hand - not for doing it but for getting caught

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 12:02 PM (Pee1E)

228 Try it on Firefox.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

Firefox has gone woke. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2026 12:03 PM (1z8ji)

229 Because Alexa, your mobile devices, your TV, your appliances, and your internet usage aren't giving up anything personal about you.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM
___

We recently bought a gas stove that you can connect to the internet.

Yeah, I'm so gonna do that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 12:04 PM (5ExGj)

230 These murders aren't solved because they can't be. They're not solved because nobody cares./i]

Slight disagreement - the city authorities in those cities are in bed with the gangs, often literally.

It isn't so much they don't care, its more they are on the same team.

So Mayor Crazy Eyes didn't ok the Crips shooting some independent drug dealer on their turf but she has made it clear to the police this is NOT a priority for them and to leave her boyfriend's side hustle alone.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2026 12:04 PM (sKqQm)

231 132 The antichrist will be very popular so we know it's not Obama

so, i still have a chance?

Posted by: francesca hong at August 04, 2026 12:04 PM (qdr3M)

232 Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Your "smaht" washing machine at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: wi-fi enabled automated kitty litter box at August 04, 2026 12:04 PM (FZ29D)

233 You need to ask yourself WHERE these unsolved murders are going unsolved. Solving murders sounds a lot like work and ain't nobody got time for that.

Also the surveillance state for now is designed for tracking known subjects much more than unknown ones.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 12:00 PM (FgjHu)

In a way the surveillance state is being done here because the authorities are lazy. The cop’s job is to investigate crime and, if they have enough to get the judge to issue warrants and for the State to prosecute, the jury will decide. But even that task IS JUST TOO HARD.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (4g5V+)

234 Now do Ring cameras.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (2Ez/1)

235 Oops. I meant Ring doorbells.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (2Ez/1)

236 Despite dozens of comments providing the solution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Amazing how many times it's been posted.
Xcancel, too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (Pee1E)

237 Remember how every jihadi or leftist that goes on a killing spree is a known wolf after the fact?

Ultimately the intent of this stuff is not to monitor them or normal run of the mill criminals either

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (sKqQm)

238 We recently bought a gas stove that you can connect to the internet.

Yeah, I'm so gonna do that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 04, 2026 12:04 PM (5ExGj)

You never know when you might need to start your stove while you're on vacation. Or control it unattended from the bedroom. Or have it post an alert to your facebook followers to let them know when your pasta is al dente.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 12:06 PM (FgjHu)

239 Pop ups are the way government watches you. Same with these new television sets. And your phones. Yes, they watch you 24/7. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Conspiracy theories are everywhere!

Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 12:06 PM (H3dzX)

240 236 Despite dozens of comments providing the solution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Amazing how many times it's been posted.
Xcancel, too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (Pee1E)

======

And still no one will tell me what the color of a green orange is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 12:06 PM (bzPaY)

241
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Amazing how many times it's been posted.
Xcancel, too.


No need for snark. Some people aren't sitting here all day.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)

242 Amazing how many times it's been posted.
Xcancel, too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (Pee1E)


I got the plugin which autochanges it. Nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

243 And still no one will tell me what the color of a green orange is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 04, 2026 12:06 PM (bzPaY)
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Periwinkle

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2026 12:07 PM (FZ29D)

244 No need for snark. Some people aren't sitting here all day.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)


You must be new here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 12:08 PM (ExV1e)

245 It's from the French Film Ménilmontant.
It's the seminal line in the film.


Oh yeah? Ménilmontant 1926, or Ménilmontant 1936?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 04, 2026 12:08 PM (zdLoL)

246 There's your answer. Illegal acts done with impunity.
When they start arresting criminals and properly applying the law. We will begin to regain a trust society. Those cameras reinforce an anti-trust society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 11:57 AM (Pee1E)

For all the surveillance my store has, five finger discounts still happen. Do the cops do anything about it? From what I have seen, no. Maybe I am wrong and they snag one or two people. Especially during brazen daylight attempts by people who try to run off with hundreds on groceries/alcohol. But from what I have seen the store surveillance does nothing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 12:10 PM (4g5V+)

247 Ask your pastry chef if Ménilmont is right for you.

Posted by: Big Grocery at August 04, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)

248 Vivaldi blocks the ads too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2026 12:11 PM (bkuEU)

249 ‘Gym penis’ is real, says nurse — why it happens and when to see a professional

https://tinyurl.com/4ndape6v

I say why risk it. Avoid exercise at all costs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

250 There is definitely an anti-Christ sentiment in the world right now, and it's increasing.


Its always been there—in every nation throughout all human history. What you have is a false notion of what is normal because the former United States was saturated with Godly people. The whole salt & light paradigm played out.

So there is historical proof that the higher density of the Elect/Remnant in the population, the more orderly the nation. But of course that makes it a hot spot for S'tan to destabilize.

Even nominal Christians who LARP as true believers tend to behave themselves.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 12:11 PM (xE0sV)

251 234 Now do Ring cameras.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 12:05 PM (2Ez/1)

I weren’t aware that they operated like Flock cameras or that the authorities had 25/8 access to them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 12:12 PM (4g5V+)

252 so ok the new popup is not good

I do have popups off

still getting

just fyi it breaks the site on Mac/safari basically

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)

253 He's listening to The Monkees.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 12:13 PM (UjdFS)

254 248 Vivaldi blocks the ads too
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2026 12:11 PM (bkuEU)

You'd think after all his music and all these years he'd just want to take a rest in the Lord.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 12:13 PM (wmzkx)

255 Gave the Walmart cashier a 20 she gave me change for a 10. I contested. A manager came, noted the problem, said she would be back. Less than 5 minutes she returns with a glossy, high resolution photo of me handing the clerk a 20.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 12:14 PM (Pee1E)

256 Y'all! Did you know Texas has an official firearm! 🤠🤠🤠

The official handgun of Texas is the Colt Walker, adopted in May 2021.

Created by Samuel Colt in collaboration with Texas Ranger Captain Samuel Hamilton Walker.

Developed in the mid-1840s and used during the Mexican-American War.

A massive .44 caliber, single-action, six-shot blackpowder revolver built for heavy power at close range.

It was so large and heavy that Colt famously remarked it would take a Texan to shoot it.

#texas #coltwalker

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 12:15 PM (BPuyI)

257 249 ‘Gym penis’ is real, says nurse — why it happens and when to see a professional

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I was in the pool!

Posted by: George Costanza at August 04, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

258 Because Alexa, your mobile devices, your TV, your appliances, and your internet usage aren't giving up anything personal about you.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 11:58 AM (nAS9C)

In my case, the mobile devices. I never bothered with Alexa or other such things. TV has been gone since 2022. My appliances are “dumb”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 12:15 PM (4g5V+)

259 so ok the new popup is not good

I do have popups off

still getting

just fyi it breaks the site on Mac/safari basically
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)


The Paolo he never, how you say, turn popups off

Posted by: Paolo at August 04, 2026 12:15 PM (S0M0K)

260
A flock?
What is it?


What it is

https://youtu.be/IXf9wehSvZE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

261 ‘Gym penis’ is real, says nurse — why it happens and when to see a professional

https://tinyurl.com/4ndape6v

I say why risk it. Avoid exercise at all costs.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
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I've been an athlete and worked out my entire life. Never experienced or even heard of anything called "gym penis."

I swear people are just making shit up for clicks and likes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

262 Top photo needs a disco ball.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 04, 2026 12:16 PM (qx7Zg)

263 I've been an athlete and worked out my entire life. Never experienced or even heard of anything called "gym penis."

I swear people are just making shit up for clicks and likes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

This will be the subject of a quack clickbait scam ad on YT before too long.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 04, 2026 12:17 PM (4g5V+)

264 256 Y'all! Did you know Texas has an official firearm! 🤠🤠🤠

The official handgun of Texas is the Colt Walker, adopted in May 2021.

Created by Samuel Colt in collaboration with Texas Ranger Captain Samuel Hamilton Walker.

Developed in the mid-1840s and used during the Mexican-American War.

A massive .44 caliber, single-action, six-shot blackpowder revolver built for heavy power at close range.

It was so large and heavy that Colt famously remarked it would take a Texan to shoot it.

#texas #coltwalker
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 12:15 PM (BPuyI)

Legally, not a firearm, in its black powder configuration too. Which....maybe relevant for some.

Still powerful even compared to modern revolvers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2026 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

265 Wow am I sorry I missed the Art thread!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2026 12:19 PM (yz7bn)

266 The ads on Chrome make AOSHQ unreadable.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 04, 2026 11:25 AM (YAto6)

AdBlock Plus, for the win.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2026 12:20 PM (hmYU4)

267 I'm getting boobs on every refresh. Not you guys, actual boobs.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2026 12:20 PM (MWfyi)

268 Nood Ace.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 04, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)

269 In my case, the mobile devices. I never bothered with Alexa or other such things. TV has been gone since 2022. My appliances are “dumb”.

No smart meter attached to the mains?

Your house has five detectable zones:
Two 120V circuits, a 240V only, and 240 + those two 120V circuits.

For example, your electric dryer runs 240V to run the heating element, but the motor spinning the drum is tied to one of the two 120V circuits.

What does this all mean? A smart meter is able to detect appliance usage, and most appliances have a discernible fingerprint. A/C cycling, clothes washing, shower time (for electric WH) oven, stove and microwave use, refrigerator cycling.

Over a billing period its possible to map out a household's pattern of life, and know when the house is vacant or when occupied and roughly what schedules and usages are.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 12:21 PM (pawvM)

270 Have we covered forgotten 80s mystery click yet?

Posted by: Don Black at August 04, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

271 It was so large and heavy that Colt famously remarked it would take a Texan to shoot it.

#texas #coltwalker

Posted by: rickb223
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That and learning Indian tactics turned things around for the Rangers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 12:24 PM (Pee1E)

272 Just tried AOS in Firefox 45.0.2. Runs fine. And no ads. Pretty funny, actually. I guess Minx 0.8 beta is current with Firefox 45.0.2.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2026 12:28 PM (hmYU4)

273 Flock cam. Coming soon to your church parking lot.*





*Only traditional denominations.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 04, 2026 12:30 PM (h3v2x)

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