Politico: NJ Democrat Officials Anonymously Admit Far More Illegals Are Registered to Vote Than the Governor "Mikie" Is Admitting; Some Think the Real Number Exceeds Trump's Estimate of 35,000

The cleanest elections in the world, at least when Democrats win.

When they lose, Russia hacked the election.

In May, a bipartisan duo of New Jersey state senators introduced a simple piece of legislation that got little public attention.
It would add one sentence to the state's automatic voter registration law to make sure someone who indicates they aren't a U.S. citizen won't be prompted to register to vote.
The bill turned out to be extremely prescient.
That's because Democratic Gov. Mikie Sherrill disclosed last week that a "software error" at the Motor Vehicles Commission led to roughly 6,600 noncitizens getting added to the state's voter rolls. About 400 of them voted, she said.
Her disclosure set off a political uproar that's resonated well beyond New Jersey, feeding into the Trump administration's push for voter restrictions and setting up a legal battle with the Department of Justice.
But it also exposed an open secret about New Jersey's so-called motor voter law that officials and political operatives have known for years: There's little to stop noncitizens from registering to vote if they want to, or even by mistake. And election officials and campaign consultants from both parties believe that the number of noncitizens being added to the voter rolls is significantly higher than the 6,600 Sherrill cited -- because the state has been automatically registering drivers since 2018, and her figure covers only June 2023 to June 2024.
"It's the honor system," said Hunterdon County Board of Elections Administrator Beth Thompson, who also leads the New Jersey Association of Election Officials.
It's unclear how many noncitizens have registered to vote in New Jersey beyond the one-year period Sherrill cited. The Trump administration gave a preliminary estimate of around 35,000. While New Jersey political insiders don't know if that's true, they're almost certain it's more than 6,600. Some speculated it could be slightly more. Others said it could be even above the Trump administration's estimates.
But Democrats and Republicans alike agreed that the statewide voter database is a mess, and that noncitizen registrants are just one category of people who shouldn't be on it, like people who left New Jersey without notifying election officials and whose names linger until periodic clean ups of the voter rolls.

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Thompson, the elections administrator, said county elections officials check each registration against a state database using Social Security numbers or driver's license numbers to confirm their identity, and that the information doesn't belong to people who have died. But noncitizens can obtain both forms of identification. "It does not validate any kind of citizenship," Thompson said.

So they have literally no checking of citizenship at all. At best, they check to see if you have a social security number, but illegals can apply for and get those, too.

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But the existence of the bill, which has yet to advance in the full Senate or Assembly, suggests lawmakers were at least somewhat aware of the system's flaws. (A new law passed during the lame duck legislative session did something similar to Beach and Corrado's bill, but only for those applying for REAL IDs).

Officials admit they have no idea how many illegals are enrolled to vote -- but they're totally sure it's not a problem and never effects any elections, not a single bingle one.

Hello! Here we go again, as a gay robot once said.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2026 12:15 PM (bFu5X)

2 Oregon also has an "honor system" for motor-voter

The county has trouble at times getting a decent jury together for that very reason

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2026 12:15 PM (rbvCR)

3 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)

4 disclosed last week that a "software error" at the Motor Vehicles Commission led to roughly 6,600 noncitizens getting added to the state's voter rolls. About 400 of them voted,"

Off by at least one zero...

Posted by: man at August 03, 2026 12:17 PM (cGjQu)

5 >>Here we go again, as a gay robot once said.
__
Or, as Ronaldus Magnus once said, "There you go again."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 03, 2026 12:17 PM (bNf8H)

6 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:17 PM (xJpaU)

7 When MA voted to give driver's licenses to illegals, the Republicans inserted a provision that citizenship be checked before registering them to vote. Surprising no one, the Dems nuked that amendment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2026 12:18 PM (bFu5X)

8 Most. Secure. Election. Ever.

Posted by: Kama Lama Harangue at August 03, 2026 12:18 PM (xdU4O)

9 and in many states, a drivers license has no indicator that the driver is not a US citizen.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2026 12:18 PM (vbXSk)

10 someone is still using my SSN!

it SUCKS

going back in for another meeting at our useless local SSA office to try to cull some more fakers

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:18 PM (j+aD2)

11 dems be cray-cray

Posted by: DanMan at August 03, 2026 12:19 PM (8uzBS)

12 Yes. We all know that.

The democrats fight way too hard to prevent people from checking the voting databases for it to be any other way.

(See also: number of dead people who have never missed an election since they died.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 03, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)

13 motor voter was always a way to increase illegal alien voting

we knew that back then! it was obvious

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:19 PM (j+aD2)

14 Officials admit they have no idea how many illegals are enrolled to vote

Sure they do. They don't want YOU to know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:19 PM (xJpaU)

15 "It's the honor system," said Hunterdon County Board of Elections Administrator Beth Thompson, who also leads the New Jersey Association of Election Officials.

Let's institute an "honor system" to buy guns, then. I pinky swear I'm not a felon.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

16 Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:19 PM (j+aD2)

Hey Orchid how did the weekend "activities" go and how are you doing and sleeping now

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:20 PM (ZWBDi)

17 Here we go again, as a gay robot once said.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM

On our own, as Whitesnake added.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 03, 2026 12:20 PM (bFu5X)

18

If you want to purchase food from one of communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s government-run supermarkets, you must… present some form of ID.

And not just any ID… government ID.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2026 12:20 PM (Cqx++)

19 someone is still using my SSN!"

Both me and Mrs have had that problem, and, according to the various websites, we've both donated to Dims.

Amazing, huh?

Posted by: man at August 03, 2026 12:21 PM (cGjQu)

20 Voting is a singular bingular honor.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 12:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

21 Let's institute an "honor system" to buy guns, then."

Can I get them mailed to me?

Posted by: man at August 03, 2026 12:22 PM (cGjQu)

22 This is happening in multiple states.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 03, 2026 12:22 PM (2CeDH)

23 >>someone is still using my SSN!

it SUCKS

going back in for another meeting at our useless local SSA office to try to cull some more fakers

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:18 PM

Best of luck to you. That happened to a friend who wanted to open a bank account. She finally got it straightened out. Before she could get to the bank, another illegal alien used it to open a bank account.

Posted by: huerfano at August 03, 2026 12:22 PM (VJX5o)

24 Hello! Here we go again, as a gay robot once said.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM

----
Just wait until the gay robots get the vote...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2026 12:22 PM (FZ29D)

25 but they're totally sure it's not a problem and never effects any elections,

"affects"

Posted by: midday Monday pedant at August 03, 2026 12:22 PM (wBRco)

26 Troll should be by any minute to "laugh" at us even though they/them sit in the political wilderness despite mountains of cheat and built in advantage. Keep on laughing.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:23 PM (ZWBDi)

27 Hang on...did one of those Things That Never Happened happen again?

So when are we at the "Yes it's happening and it's a good thing" phase?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 03, 2026 12:23 PM (+4yJ5)

28 >>>Here we go again, as a gay robot once said.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM

=====

Has Geoff said that? Hmm. Learn something new everyday.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 03, 2026 12:23 PM (Y2/Vj)

29 First: No non-citizen can vote. That is a fact! Our system is perfect!

Then (Now): Well, ok, our system isn't perfect but its not enough to affect election outcomes

Soon: Ok, so millions of non-citizens voted and its a GOOD THING they did!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

30 Hey Orchid how did the weekend "activities" go and how are you doing and sleeping now
sad and yet it was great seeing people

Im a little freaked out still tbh

I posted earlier these were peers (in age) who passed quite quickly and dramatically from various cancers (two were lymphoma, one was glio..something brain, the other was breast that metastasized dramatically after years of remission).

I mention a lot that my family and friends are VERY liberal. they all are very mRNA positive - really into getting every booster

so it's scary. I feel like things are popping up NOW for people who seemingly made it thru the mRNA shots ok. it's worrying me a lot.

hoping my autoimmune problem (and subsequent use of IVM and other treatments) will preclude a turbo cancer. but you never know.

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:24 PM (j+aD2)

31 Some Think the Real Number Exceeds Trump's Estimate of 35,000

Gimme a break. I'm will to bet there are less than a million, but, does it matter? We can't prove that a single person registered and voted legally and/or was counted properly.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2026 12:24 PM (DZ6nv)

32 Just more hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

Aren't they just so precious?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2026 12:25 PM (BI5O2)

33 Hello! Here we go again, as a gay robot once said.

David Coverdale is a gay robot?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

34 The Left: But registrations aren't proof they vote.
Us: Here are some illegals that voted.
The Left: That's not proof of widespread electoral fraud.
Us: We need the SAVE act.
Republican Congresscritters: LOL, no.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

35 Thank, Temporary Protected Status that lasted for generations.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 12:25 PM (NFX2v)

36 The porn version of robot vs the Aztec mummy

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 03, 2026 12:25 PM (NySpJ)

37 VOTER FRAUD NEVER HAPPENS!!

Voter fraud is rare and inconsequential!!

Anyone who wants to inspect our voter roles is a racist!

Posted by: Vengeance at August 03, 2026 12:25 PM (Jl/ju)

38 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Had to get awY from building to get site up

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2026 12:26 PM (HVMwt)

39 We should hire Costco to manage our elections and make sure only those eligible are allowed to vote.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 03, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)

40 Good afternoon Ace.
I said it when I first heard Mikie was admitting to 6,000, multiply it by 10x.
That's probably an underestimate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2026 12:26 PM (BFvh9)

41 Both me and Mrs have had that problem, and, according to the various websites, we've both donated to Dims.

I suspect if you were to check official FEC lists and ask the people listed did you donate money to Act Blue/Candidate X less then 50% would say yes...

I mean when I've gone through the numbers you see endless lists of people donating small amounts at random time intervals.

So it isn't based on when they get paid (monthly/weekly/biweekly), and its not believable they get a windfall and donate...$7 a year out from the election

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

42 Dammit...

These people over in Oregon and Washington need to get their shit together. All this smoke is ruining my riding season.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:26 PM (zGzrB)

43 So the Democrats work fast. The media is *already* transitioning from "the DSA so a bunch of extremist crazies!" to "you have to admit they have do some good ideas...".

I will do my best to draw your attention to the melody as this next year or so gets going, but you should already recognize the tune.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:26 PM (ZWBDi)

44 "... the number of noncitizens being added to the voter rolls is significantly higher than the 6,600 Sherrill cited -- because the state has been automatically registering drivers since 2018, and her figure covers only June 2023 to June 2024."

Wow. Houston, we have a problem.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2026 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

45 Coverdale was a poon magnet back in the day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:28 PM (xJpaU)

46 So the Democrats work fast. The media is *already* transitioning from "the DSA so a bunch of extremist crazies!" to "you have to admit they have do some good ideas...".

I'm enjoying the two step of:

You hate socialism huh? Don't you like roads and libraries?

and

No we can't forum a commune you idiots it is only socialism when the government owns ALL the means of production

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

47 they all are very mRNA positive - really into getting every booster"

I've posted similar about my family... *sigh*

Posted by: man at August 03, 2026 12:28 PM (l8URK)

48 New Jersey motor/voter goes by the “honor system.” If the honor system is so great how come everything is locked behind glass at drug stores like CVS and Walgreens.

Posted by: TitanTom at August 03, 2026 12:28 PM (FRJQ/)

49 And this: Research groups like the Pew Research Center estimate the undocumented Indian population ranges between 430,000 and 725,000. (You know that's lowballing.)

Unauthorized Indian immigrants mostly live in California, Texas, New Jersey, New York, and Illinois. (A fair amount now in PA, MD.)

While most Indian foreign-born residents are documented, about 12% to 21% of the total Indian-born population in the U.S. lacks legal status, often due to visa overstays or unlawful border entries (over many years.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (NFX2v)

50 I remember Ted Kennedy pushing the "National Voter Registration Act of 1993" that gave us this motor voter nonsense. Everyone knew that this, along with the addition of millions of welfare recipients to the voter rolls, was the real intent of the bill.

I wonder if we will ever truly understand how much damage that one man did to our country.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (0MjtC)

51 > The porn version of robot vs the Aztec mummy

Why'd you post your google search history?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (mkw2N)

52 While most Indian foreign-born residents are documented, about 12% to 21% of the total Indian-born population in the U.S. lacks legal status, often due to visa overstays or unlawful border entries (over many years.)

yep they are emigrating to Canada and sneaking in thru the northern border en masse

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (j+aD2)

53 The red states should start working on laws to provide the death sentence of non-citizens voting.

The courts will end it I'm sure, but force the left/FNM to argue the Republicans want to kill millions of brown people then realize what they just said...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

54 >>While most Indian foreign-born residents are documented, about 12% to 21% of the total Indian-born population in the U.S. lacks legal status, often due to visa overstays or unlawful border entries (over many years.)

Do Not Redeem, Saar!

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (zGzrB)

55 Coverdale was a poon magnet back in the day."

Hell of a Jaguar salesman...

Posted by: man at August 03, 2026 12:29 PM (l8URK)

56 Federal judge hands Gov. Sherrill and a broad coalition of voting-rights advocates a major victory, dismissing with prejudice a Trump administration lawsuit seeking New Jersey’s complete voter-registration database, including confidential driver’s license numbers and partial Social Security numbers

Judge Zahid Quraishi has had an amazing career, and is definitely someone to watch. NYC born, Jersey raised, Rutgers graduate. He's one of us and I think we can trust him

Most corrupt president ever. Its the most anti-American shit ever coming after this data. Get wrecked maga or anyone who is not completely against the republican party at this point.

The party of “big government = bad”, ladies and gentlemen. If Republicans didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

Trump is now 0 for 18 in court trying to get state voter data. How are these not frivolous and sanctionable? Why are lawyers so complacent about this sort of bad behavior reducing the value of your profession. These fucks are making ALL lawyers look like shit.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 03, 2026 12:30 PM (/y3Vc)

57 Let's simplify this. How many adult non-US-citizens are in NJ? That's how many voted. You're welcome.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 03, 2026 12:30 PM (1VZmA)

58 81 thousand votes... Nothing to see here... Move along

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 12:30 PM (FtULh)

59 The part that is so blatantly wrong and yet gets accepted as if it just a ho-hum part of living like breathing is that THEY ISSUE DRIVERS LICENSES TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELONG IN OUR COUNTRY!

If they weren't doing that, there'd be nothing to discuss about voter registration.

Posted by: Crusader at August 03, 2026 12:30 PM (TN0g+)

60 The honor system is how a lot of pregnancies happen.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2026 12:30 PM (DZ6nv)

61 I like how they are refusing to let anyone know who these are; not letting the rolls be examined.

"Citizens of New Jersey" was a nice line.

A perfectly Confederate line.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 03, 2026 12:31 PM (3cUTc)

62 People's Republic of New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2026 12:31 PM (HVMwt)

63 One does not simply hack an election.

Posted by: Boromir at August 03, 2026 12:31 PM (xdU4O)

64 Judge Zahid Quraishi has had an amazing career, and is definitely someone to watch. NYC born, Jersey raised, Rutgers graduate. He's one of us and I think we can trust him

The guy's name means related to Muhammed's ruling tribe. Its like a German choosing a last name of Ubermench or Aryan

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

65 >>Ted Kennedy pushing the "National Voter Registration Act of 1993" that gave us this motor voter nonsense. Everyone knew that this, along with the addition of millions of welfare recipients to the voter rolls, was the real intent of the bill.

Same asswipe Murderer/Rapist who gave us Chain Migration. (Hart-Celler Act, I think?)

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:31 PM (zGzrB)

66 Still think Mikie won by the “largest margin ever”?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 03, 2026 12:32 PM (Jl/ju)

67 The honor system is how a lot of pregnancies happen"

Honest, babe...

Posted by: man at August 03, 2026 12:32 PM (l8URK)

68 Nothing will be done, no one will be held to account, the republicans approve of chicanery clearly because they are no different, in the unlikely event the story lasts more than a week trump will attack another elementary school

Posted by: EzE at August 03, 2026 12:32 PM (pxzPN)

69 Damn the trolls are getting even dumber...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

70 Lotta hinky shit in the NYC mayoral race. 200,000+ sketchy votes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (xJpaU)

71 Now I have page up probably will get to comment, once new one is up it gives me unsecured website and won't let me back on. No problem going to any othrr of my favorite sites

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (L8DX7)

72 NJ: Oopsie we've been letting tens of thousands of non-citizens vote

The courts: The Trump administration has no right to review the voting rights of NJ, I mean can you believe he thinks NJ has been getting thousands of non-citizens vote?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

73 Meanwhile, in neighboring Pennsylvania, work by people like Scott Presler has forced election officials to purge their voter rolls and as of today Democrats only have a statewide registration lead of about 25,000 votes. PA might even flip to a R lead if this keeps up.

This is exactly what I meant by election rigging has contributed hugely to the power of leftist women.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (viF8m)

74 Clay Travis offers $10 million for a head to head basketball game between the current WNBA champion team and a boy's high school state title team of his choice.

Winners get the prize.

http://tiny.cc/5ov7101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (mkw2N)

75 After failing to deny Republicans representation in Congress, VA Drmocrats are pushing to let felons vote.

There's a reason Drmocrats need criminals to vote. They have nothing to offer the law abiding.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (uagKu)

76 Trump is now 0 for 18 in court trying to get state voter data.

No KiNgS! or something

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

77 This is news?

In California, the motor-voter thing and other avenues as well have allowed illegals to register to vote for DECADES. No one bothers to complain or even point it out any more, it's so entrenched.

But it's actually irrelevant, because in a of of cities and areas of California, they don't check your ID when you go to vote in person, so anyone can vote anyway, whether or not you are registered. Just walk up to the check-in table, say, "My name is...Smith. Yeah, that's the ticket, Smith."

"You mean Bob Smith? Or Bill Smith?"

"Bob Smith, sure, why not."

"Here's your ballot, sir!"

Standard procedure in California.

Posted by: zombie at August 03, 2026 12:34 PM (Av6i5)

78 The other part I like is the cartel judge--totally not given advanced notice--made sure to issue his ruling that the DOJ cannot examine the voting rolls for illegal voters because there was no proof there were illegals on the voting rolls--almost hours before this came out.

And, of course, this revelation won't trigger a reconsideration.
Because Trump is a racist and only wants to see the voting rolls because he is a racist and only a racist would want to limit voting to citizens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 03, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

79 Interesting story out of NJ neighbor Penn. Presler got the voter roles purged and Republicans are within 25k of Dem registration
Of course vtgst means Dems will have to vote three times in Philly but it's a good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2026 12:35 PM (BFvh9)

80 There is only one reason someone would not want strict voting laws and coordination between the states and feds. And that reason is cheating.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 12:35 PM (n5tGW)

81 >>Trump is now 0 for 18 in court trying to get state voter data.

>>No KiNgS! or something

What they fail to mention is many of these victories get tossed on appeal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2026 12:35 PM (viF8m)

82 Nuke Motor Voter and have everyone reregister to vote.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2026 12:35 PM (2GVsD)

83 This has been the problem in every single state that decided to give illegal aliens drivers licenses. They get a card to register to vote at the DMV and if they either can't read, don't read or can't speak English they fill it out like it's something mandatory and either unwittingly or on purpose say yes to the questions on whether they are allowed to vote.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 03, 2026 12:36 PM (2noDb)

84
What they fail to mention is many of these victories get tossed on appeal.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2026 12:35 PM (viF8m)

But after months...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 12:36 PM (FtULh)

85 Posted by: Black Orchid at August 03, 2026 12:24 PM (j+aD2)

The virus and the shot will affect everyone differently. And I think there are ill effects from both.

I'm so sorry for what you are going through. I think since we have no way of knowing anything, you have to push it aside day by day. I would have those worries too.

That said, we always want to connect dots or create a story put of things - but the truth is although you have suspicions you don't KNOW if the same story ties all of these cases together.

I have occasionally found myself with an intense fear, sometimes health related and sometimes from an actual symptom, that turns out to be nothing. Like... I have Crohns and sometimes every little thing (or multiple things) can seem like proof I'm headed toward a big flare. It hasn't been that... and honestly the first really big flare I had, I had no warning at all.

Bottom line? One thing you know for *certain* is worry is NOT going to be a net positive for your health or your autoimmune thing, right? So try not to feed it. I know it's easier said than done.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:36 PM (ZWBDi)

86 "Some Think the Real Number Exceeds Trump's Estimate of 35,000"

I think the number probably is near 350,000 when you add 'em all up

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 03, 2026 12:36 PM (VyBeY)

87 Hi Ace!

An illegal stole my credit card number. Which ticks me off as I need it and am having to use my dude's til one is mailed to me by Pony Express.

I am sure it was an illegal as who else would spend $40 on Domino's Pizza in LA? Capital One knew it was not me, as I have standards.

I don't give credit for random hobos figuring out my number. I check every online site for security before I order anything and this still happened. Maybe a ghey Russian/Chinese computer hacker's trans black homo escort had a craving for stuffed cheesy bread and could not wait.

It was denied, to their shame. I only wish this did not result in instant wood chipper.

I'm all for us voting with blue dye on our finger like they did in Iraq if that would help an honest election.

Is the worthless Commie Congress on "recess" to avoid voting on the SAVE Act?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 03, 2026 12:36 PM (hzuYO)

88 The court split on mail in voter barcodes because the left got greedy (they got a favorable result in the 1st and then sued again in the DC circuit which sided against them saying no harm and that the harm on an injunction actually happens to the administration) is the thing to really watch.

That and DOJ Civil Rights Division sending election monitors. They've already announced monitors across more than a dozen jurisdictions just for primary voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:36 PM (bzPaY)

89 Yup.

Senator Ted Kennedy championed the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, which abolished national-origin quotas & eventually allowed many more immigrants from India and other Asian nations to enter the United States.

The new law replaced quotas with a system focused on family unification and job skills. Over the next few decades, this allowed hundreds of thousands of people from India—including many doctors, engineers, and tech workers—to move to America.

John F. Kennedy’s student airlift was a 1960 educational program that brought hundreds of East African students to North America. (NY Mayor's dad, for one.)

Joseph P. Kennedy Jr. Foundation provided crucial funding for the African American Students Foundation (AASF) to finance travel for East African students, notably supporting future leaders like Wangari Maathai and Barack Obama Sr.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 12:37 PM (NFX2v)

90 Of course the motor voter database is a mess. That was the intent.

Of course the 6600 number understates things. Also the intent. It was time limited and also category limited. It only counts those who self-identified as non-citizens but also got registered to vote. Those who falsely identified as citizens are not in the count.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2026 12:38 PM (amP31)

91 Politico: NJ Democrat Officials Anonymously Admit Far More Illegals Are Registered to Vote Than the Governor "Mikie" Is Admitting; Some Think the Real Number Exceeds Trump's Estimate of 35,000

Any state still found in violation six months after federal government notification will be reverted to territorial status.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2026 12:38 PM (yJpcc)

92 >>>like people who left New Jersey without notifying election officials and whose names linger until periodic clean ups of the voter rolls.

>Odd. I've never had to notify election officials that I've left the state. I just re-register in a new state. If the bureaucrats are too busy drinking energy drinks to stay on top of this shit they should be terminated.

They bust my balls in a new state more about licenses, registration, insurance, photo ID, voter registration, how hard could this be?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 03, 2026 12:38 PM (ixEhJ)

93 >>But after months...

Nobody should have ever thought corrupt leftists who have spent decades rigging elections would just give up because Trump won. They will fight until the end so we have to as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2026 12:39 PM (viF8m)

94 Trump is now 0 for 18 in court trying to get state voter data.

Trump probably had Dan Scavino buy it off a Chinese website for $20. Do they really think the Party of Crap Servers and Shoddy Data Security have any secrets?

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2026 12:39 PM (DZ6nv)

95 When MA voted to give driver's licenses to illegals, the Republicans inserted a provision that citizenship be checked before registering them to vote. Surprising no one, the Dems nuked that amendment.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The problem with this is that drivers licenses are used for legal identification, and the issuance thereof assumes that you are a citizen or other wise allowed to get a government ID

I think the solution here is a Japanese one.

Make a separate category of license for foreigners. One that identifies them as a citizen of another country, not a citizen of the US, who has been deemed competent to drive on US roads. This category doe not get entered into the voter rolls.

If you want extra hilarity, you make a third category - official identification for illegal aliens. Because the "real" problem is that they don't have official papers, right?
That way you can certify that this illegal alien is competent to drive on US roads while properly identifying his actual legal status. This category also does not get on the voter rolls. And is easy to pick out when it does.

Posted by: Internet at August 03, 2026 12:39 PM (vJrRc)

96 Naked Moron Jumps OVER 200 FEET From the Top of the Brooklyn Bridge After Erecting Multiple Flags and Somehow Survives - TGP

Uh, Ace?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 03, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

97 79. Of course vtgst means Dems will have to vote three times in Philly but it's a good sign
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The eye was on Philly so, mostly, the collars counties have taken over.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (NFX2v)

98 /sock

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (vJrRc)

99 The bigger issue is the inflated voter rolls which allow for ballot harvesting and just straight up ballot additions in the back rooms (hell, it didn't stop at the registration cap in 2020, some jurisdictions far outpaced that registration numbers which was why I was so black pilled for so long, there was no cap on cheating until suddenly there was again in 2024).

However, these illegal aliens on voter rolls probably did vote in large enough numbers to swing elections. Not necessarily the presidential election at the state level, but down ballot city council elections? City councils that do performative dances about climate change instead of fixing potholes? City councils that forbid 287g agreements with DHS?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (bzPaY)

100 Clay Travis offers $10 million for a head to head basketball game between the current WNBA champion team and a boy's high school state title team of his choice.

Winners get the prize.

http://tiny.cc/5ov7101
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (mkw2N)
________

You can pick 5 rando dudes on any street basketball court and they will beat the 5 best WNBA players. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

101 Smokey Smokey smokey.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (AYtUI)

102 I need someone to tell me a joke or give me a hug. The foster care children’s stats are not good for my soul.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (OoFl2)

103 102 I need someone to tell me a joke or give me a hug. The foster care children’s stats are not good for my soul.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (OoFl2)

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Sid and Paul.

They're jokes, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (bzPaY)

104 101 Smokey Smokey smokey.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (AYtUI)

We had that here in NorCal last week.. Had to stay in most of the day

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)

105 The only solution is in person voting w/ the purple thumb method.

Posted by: redchief at August 03, 2026 12:42 PM (oLflv)

106 102. No, they're not.

And it doesn't ever get better.

🤗 Lola

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 12:43 PM (NFX2v)

107 >>Smokey Smokey smokey.

We got like a 24 hour window where the air was clean enough to see some clouds.

Got a 45 mile ride in, yesterday. Then it smoked up again.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)

108 -- because the state has been automatically registering drivers since 2018, and her figure covers only June 2023 to June 2024.

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So that's 6000 illegally registered in 1 year!?

So it's possible Trump's claim of 250,000 non-citizens registered in 3 or 4 states is a yearly number?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 03, 2026 12:43 PM (DbmIv)

109 Here's the math:
1) There are just over 1 million people in NJ who are not citizens
2) the Motor Voter Act lets anyone automatically register to vote when getting their license
3) the box to check for citizenship is not emphasized (if it appears at all on the NJ MVA registration)
4) and besides no one checks if non-citizens have registered

BUT:
Only--only--6,600 non-citizens registered to vote.

yes, the admitted number is off by at least a zero, likely two zeros.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 03, 2026 12:43 PM (3cUTc)

110 95:

Just get these people the fuck out of here. Problem solved.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:44 PM (xJpaU)

111 Right now I'm watching a group of "citizens" putting a roof on the neighbors house blaring mexican music from their radio... I should call ICE... Never mind... I'm in CA.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 12:44 PM (FtULh)

112 Any state still found in violation six months after federal government notification will be reverted to territorial status.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2026 12:38 PM (yJpcc)

NJ was never a territory. One of the original 13 colonies. So, NYAH!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 03, 2026 12:44 PM (hmYU4)

113 Naked Moron Jumps OVER 200 FEET From the Top of the Brooklyn Bridge After Erecting Multiple Flags and Somehow Survives - TGP

Uh, Ace?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 03, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)
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Are we sure it's Ace? Maybe that was CBD's recent secret mission...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2026 12:44 PM (FZ29D)

114 I have no doubt that the true number of illegals voting in NJ is six figures, easy. In places like CA? Millions.

That's a big reason why Democraps fight to the death to keep any illegal -- not matter how criminal or undesirable -- from being deported. That's a vote for them. They will murder their grandmother for votes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

115 I need someone to tell me a joke or give me a hug.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (OoFl2)

You would need someone funny to tell you a joke, right?

{{Pipes}}

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (ZWBDi)

116 Smokey Smokey smokey.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (AYtUI)

AQI of 250+ the other night here as Spokane burned.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (dK+Kv)

117 Clay Travis offers $10 million for a head to head basketball game between the current WNBA champion team and a boy's high school state title team of his choice.

Winners get the prize.

http://tiny.cc/5ov7101
Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (mkw2N)
________

You can pick 5 rando dudes on any street basketball court and they will beat the 5 best WNBA players. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

The only WNBA "action" I've ever watched is that lowlight video of the recent "All-Star" game - if that's in any way indicative of the standard of play, this seems pretty accurate.

Posted by: far cry at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (wBRco)

118 Just cool your jets.

Woke astronomer warns lunar colonizers that moon is part of “indigenous sky country”

https://tinyurl.com/z75xctuf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

119 You can come up with all sorts of rules that can fix the problem, but blue states just aren't going to do it. They want to ensure their permanent power.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)

120 100 Clay Travis offers $10 million for a head to head basketball game between the current WNBA champion team and a boy's high school state title team of his choice.
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Posted by: bonhomme at August 03, 2026 12:33 PM (mkw2N)
________

You can pick 5 rando dudes on any street basketball court and they will beat the 5 best WNBA players. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 03, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

It is now known that Bobby Riggs threw his tennis match to Billie Jean King. Just sayin'.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (skR0U)

121 113 Naked Moron Jumps OVER 200 FEET From the Top of the Brooklyn Bridge After Erecting Multiple Flags and Somehow Survives - TGP

Uh, Ace?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 03, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)
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It was the shelving wasn't it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2026 12:46 PM (G0vdT)

122 I think the solution here is a Japanese one.

Bushido? Internment camps? Comfort women?

Honestly, I like where your head is at. But I think rock-ribbed republicans aren't there yet. They're still convinced they're going to make voting in blue urban enclaves an honest affair.

Posted by: zombie tojo at August 03, 2026 12:46 PM (F7MYc)

123 " as a gay robot once said."

Is Graham Platner still around? Betcha he'd totally dominate that gaybot! But not in a gay way.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 03, 2026 12:46 PM (GMWTj)

124 AQI 198 where I am right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 03, 2026 12:46 PM (AYtUI)

125 {{{Piper}}}

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (skR0U)

126 Just cool your jets.

Woke astronomer warns lunar colonizers that moon is part of “indigenous sky country”

Americans were the first people on the moon, so by the rules the left likes to argue for we are its indigenous people

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

127 110 95:

Just get these people the fuck out of here. Problem solved.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:44 PM (xJpaU)

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DHS has forcibly deported 1.4 million people in the last 12 months (not the full breadth of Trump 2.0, just the last 12 months).

The studied ratio of self-deportations to forced-deportations ranges from 3:1 to 6:1. (You remove a portion of a populace, others follow for assorted reasons from fear to just wanting to retain community or family.)

So, most likely, at least 6 million people have left the US in the past year. It may be as high as 9 million or more.

Even the 1.4 million is twice the size of Eisenhower's Operation Wetback, and Operation Wetback was a scam that deported a whole lot less than people think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (bzPaY)

128 It was the shelving wasn't it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2026 12:46 PM (G0vdT)

You can't put Ace's love upon a shelf. Ask Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (dK+Kv)

129 Naked Moron Jumps OVER 200 FEET
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The previous record of 196 feet was held by Dick Morris.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (ZWBDi)

130 These fucks are making ALL lawyers look like shit.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Too late congress did it long ago.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (NnhvP)

131 I need someone to tell me a joke or give me a hug. The foster care children’s stats are not good for my soul.
Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (OoFl2)

I am sorry Piper. I would give you jam and fresh bread and sweet plums, but all I can do is give you a virtual hug.
I worked in that governmental side of that for a while, and it is hard on everyone's soul.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)

132 >>You can pick 5 rando dudes on any street basketball court and they will beat the 5 best WNBA players. Not joking.

Watched a 3-on-3 game, one side 25-30-year-old men and the other, late-teen women. The girls wiped out the guys. Of course, the girls had played for the HS state champs that spring.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 03, 2026 12:48 PM (NcvvS)

133 It is now known that Bobby Riggs threw his tennis match to Billie Jean King. Just sayin'.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:45 PM (skR0U)

If the League of Lesbians had it's head on straight, they'd take Travis's bet, then offer to kick back $5 of the $10 million to the HS kids under the table.

Posted by: green rubber phallus at August 03, 2026 12:48 PM (F7MYc)

134 >>I need someone to tell me a joke or give me a hug.

It's not a real Hug unless there is some ass grabbing.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:49 PM (zGzrB)

135 The honor system? In New Jersey? It is to laugh.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (bX16E)

136 If you want extra hilarity, you make a third category - official identification for illegal aliens. Because the "real" problem is that they don't have official papers, right?

That way you can
Posted by: Internet

Pick them up when they are there to get their id and deport them.

Picked up without ID? Straight to the border. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (yJpcc)

137 "AQI 198 where I am right now."

Ugh. The smoke this year seems more acrid than the smoke from a couple years ago was.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

138 135 The honor system? In New Jersey? It is to laugh.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (bX16E)
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They don't even trust you to pump your own gas.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (G0vdT)

139 But it's actually irrelevant, because in a of of cities and areas of California, they don't check your ID when you go to vote in person, so anyone can vote anyway, whether or not you are registered. Just walk up to the check-in table, say, "My name is...Smith. Yeah, that's the ticket, Smith."

"You mean Bob Smith? Or Bill Smith?"

"Bob Smith, sure, why not."

"Here's your ballot, sir!"

Standard procedure in California.
Posted by: zombie

That's also the standard procedure here in Minnestan. Though you also have to sign their big book of names/addresses, to "prove" that you're Bob Smith.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (VHUov)

140 Deportations are great for all kinds of things, especially crime. However, the registrations are still live and those mail ballots are still produced and arrive at dem headquarters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (n5tGW)

141 How soon before we get election monitors from 3rd world shitholes to make sure our elections are fair and honest?

Like we do to those 3rd world shitholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (2Cry5)

142 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (bzPaY)

Not complaining. Many more to go and the timeframe is shrinking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (xJpaU)

143 The US women's soccer team lost to a team of 14-15 year old boys. They've tried to argue it was only an exhibition.
A well practiced boys HS basketball team would crush a WNBA team

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (BFvh9)

144 136 Pick them up when they are there to get their id and deport them.

Picked up without ID? Straight to the border. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2026 12:50 PM (yJpcc)

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Jurisdictions with 287g agreements with DHS do this sort of thing regularly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (bzPaY)

145 Rosie O'Donnell is returning to The View.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (skR0U)

146 Just more hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

Aren't they just so precious?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
.......

They strengthen us.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)

147 I just read some absolutely shocking, unexpected, breaking news:
The US called a ceasefire this weekend in the belief that an agreement had been reached to open the Straits of Hormuz for commercial shipping.
Iran today said there is NO agreement, and any ships in the straits will be subject to attack until the US Military surrenders and completely leaves the region.

wow, who could have seen that coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (edUvp)

148 Ugh. The smoke this year seems more acrid than the smoke from a couple years ago was.
Posted by: gp

Well, it's houses instead of apple orchards this year.

The smoke the year a bunch of central washington's apple orchards burned smelled amazing

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (vJrRc)

149 I think the solution here is a Japanese one.

Bushido? Internment camps? Comfort women?

Honestly, I like where your head is at. But I think rock-ribbed republicans aren't there yet. They're still convinced they're going to make voting in blue urban enclaves an honest affair.

Posted by: zombie tojo

Ritual seppuku.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (yJpcc)

150 125 {{{Piper}}}

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (skR0U)

Uhhh ... I'm right here ...

Posted by: Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (3sXRv)

151 142 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:47 PM (bzPaY)

Not complaining. Many more to go and the timeframe is shrinking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (xJpaU)

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DHS is fully funded and appropriated through 2028 because of the OBBB and the extra support funding passed after the pointless and partial government shutdown earlier this year.

Trump would have to sign funding that clawed it back, assuming Democrats take both chambers and manage to actually pass such a thing.

Trump has the largest deportation operation in history, and it's not even close, and it's going to run nonstop until the end of his term.

And things are accelerating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (bzPaY)

152 For Piper:

A man went to the ER with a seriously inflamed throat and a high fever, and was admitted for suspected strep throat, pneumonia and dehydration. The series of tests and throat swabs were taken, and the man was put into a gown, and placed in a gurney in a bay for rehydration with a couple of bags of saline. Because of possible upper respiratory infection concerns he was asked to wear a mask.
He sat in the bed for a good while, listening to the machine go beep, and a nurse came in too check on him.

He asked the nurse through the mask, "are my testicles black, yet?"

The nurse, just on shift was taken back, but hiked up his gown and checked, arranging his various bits to see clearly.
She straightened up his gown and said, "no, they aren't" and turned away to wash her hands.

The patient pulled down his mask and said, "I am sorry, let me ask that more clearly. I meant to ask, 'Are my test results back, yet?'"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (rbvCR)

153 We are going to learn a lot of these Fires are intentional starts, before long.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (zGzrB)

154 My favorite part about the Motor Voter Act was that it required states to maintain their voting rolls and purge ineligible voters--with no private enforcement mechanism*.

The second best swindle pulled by the Dems since Reagan's amnesty.

* I'll point out again, the SAVE Act would pass if Trump removed that part, the private right to enforce.
That is the wooden stake through the heart of vote fraud that no one in the Uniparty can allow.
They are fine with all the stuff about proof of citizenship, etc.
Bc they know it's all meaningless bullshit they can avoid when only their pets at the DOJ have a right to enforce it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (3cUTc)

155 152 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

156 147 I just read some absolutely shocking, unexpected, breaking news:
The US called a ceasefire this weekend in the belief that an agreement had been reached to open the Straits of Hormuz for commercial shipping.
Iran today said there is NO agreement, and any ships in the straits will be subject to attack until the US Military surrenders and completely leaves the region.

wow, who could have seen that coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (edUvp)

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*looks at oil prices*

Looks like no one actually gives a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (bzPaY)

157 We should also make them register to set fire to women on trains.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (ZWBDi)

158 Y’all are the best. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:54 PM (Wmg4n)

159 158 Y’all are the best. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:54 PM (Wmg4n)

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Except for Todd.

Fucking Todd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:54 PM (bzPaY)

160 145 Rosie O'Donnell is returning to The View.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (skR0U)
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Just what that show needs.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2026 12:54 PM (G0vdT)

161 Well. That is the last expanding garden hose I'm ever buying. Got done watering and as I'm turning it off it blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts. So I'm soaking wet and have a stomache ache now. What a way to start a Monday.

Posted by: Reforger at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM (IMeI4)

162 Rosie O'Donnell is returning to The View.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
.......

Going for the sex appeal, are they?

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

163 Iran today said there is NO agreement, and any ships in the straits will be subject to attack until the US Military surrenders and completely leaves the region.

wow, who could have seen that coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (edUvp)

It's even funnier.. "They" said they're not talking to us they are talking to Oman....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM (FtULh)

164 Tell me more about the gay robot.

Posted by: The Great Poof at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM (JM9I6)

165 So I'm soaking wet and have a stomache ache now. What a way to start a Monday.

Posted by: Reforger at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM (IMeI4)

Nothing like a shot to the janglesack to get your week off on the right foot.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 03, 2026 12:56 PM (AdHga)

166 >>That is the last expanding garden hose I'm ever buying. Got done watering and as I'm turning it off it blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts.

I'm laughing AT you, not WITH you.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:56 PM (zGzrB)

167 "It's the honor system," said Hunterdon County Board of Elections Administrator Beth Thompson, who also leads the New Jersey Association of Election Officials.
________________________

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that "the honor system" is not something compatable with politics. They should be centering everything around the "Finger System." As in, shake hands with a politician, count your fingers.

Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2026 12:56 PM (dIske)

168 *looks at oil prices*

Looks like no one actually gives a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (bzPaY)

what it most likely means is that the war is going to be fought on an on again, off again, on again basis all the way through the mid term elections. Everyone said no more forever wars, but looks like we've got one, unless some other strategy is employed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2026 12:58 PM (edUvp)

169 Except for Todd.

Fucking Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:54 PM (bzPaY)

My boyfriend in high school was Todd. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:58 PM (Wmg4n)

170 Rosie back on the View? With Joy, Whoopi and Ana. Add Megan Rapinoe, Candace Owens and Jane Fonda
Then nuke the place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2026 12:58 PM (BFvh9)

171 I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that "the honor system" is not something compatable with politics. They should be centering everything around the "Finger System." As in, shake hands with a politician, count your fingers.
Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2026 12:56 PM (dIske)
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Heck, the Roman Catholic church doesn't even believe in the honor system when electing a Pope.

Posted by: WisRich at August 03, 2026 12:58 PM (G0vdT)

172 Remember when we were told RealID was going to solve all these problems. Then it turned out that the fat bitches who work at the DMVs all across the country were selling RealIDs on the down low to whomever no questions asked. Don't hear much about RealID anymore.

Posted by: nckate at August 03, 2026 12:59 PM (enNUy)

173 So when are we at the "Yes it's happening and it's a good thing" phase?

A month or two probably. We're still at the "Yes it's happening but it doesn't matter" phase.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)

174 >>Everyone said no more forever wars, but looks like we've got one

We've lost less soldiers than we would have during normal training in the entire time we have been bombing Iran.

Calling this a Forever War is retarded.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:59 PM (zGzrB)

175 They should be centering everything around the "Finger System."

Is the Finger System anything like the Finger Scale?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2026 12:59 PM (wBRco)

176 Remember when we were told RealID was going to solve all these problems. Then it turned out that the fat bitches who work at the DMVs all across the country were selling RealIDs on the down low to whomever no questions asked. Don't hear much about RealID anymore.
Posted by: nckate at August 03, 2026 12:59 PM (enNUy)

Try getting on a plane without one. They have done that much.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2026 01:00 PM (rbvCR)

177 Heck, the Roman Catholic church doesn't even believe in the honor system when electing a Pope.

There's a Cardinal Rule?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2026 01:00 PM (vTZFs)

178 168 *looks at oil prices*

Looks like no one actually gives a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 12:53 PM (bzPaY)

what it most likely means is that the war is going to be fought on an on again, off again, on again basis all the way through the mid term elections. Everyone said no more forever wars, but looks like we've got one, unless some other strategy is employed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2026 12:58 PM (edUvp)

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Well, the difference is that we're not sending in ground troops. We're degrading in a way that largely doesn't attract headlines and gets ignored while the region moves beyond Iran and the Strait drama. Also, this war started almost 50 years ago. Just ask Iran, plus the weakening of Iran ends other wars like Gaza and Hezbollah in Lebanon.

Also, less than a year until after the midterms when Trump decides to just end it all (maybe?) with lots of civilian casualties wouldn't be a forever war. It would be destroying Iran as a nation and walking away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 01:01 PM (bzPaY)

179 We've lost less soldiers than we would have during normal training in the entire time we have been bombing Iran.

Calling this a Forever War is retarded.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026

I am hopeful we inch along through midterms. And then bomb them to kingdom come.

Trump is not calling me for war strategy, though.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:01 PM (Wmg4n)

180 >>That is the last expanding garden hose I'm ever buying. Got done watering and as I'm turning it off it blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts.

No video I guess. Shame.

15 minutes on and off with ice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 01:01 PM (xJpaU)

181 Iran didn't fall in a few months of targeted bombing.

FOREVER WAR!

Please stop being this gay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: seriously, join the log cabin republicans already at August 03, 2026 01:02 PM (F7MYc)

182 A few years ago a guy sued to get the info that google had about him. Turned out to be something crazy like 70 thousand pages. Govts can easily determine citizenship. Blue states won't. I don't know how to fix that other than single day voting to limit it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 01:03 PM (n5tGW)

183
Please stop being this gay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: seriously, join the log cabin republicans already at August 03, 2026 01:02 PM (F7MYc)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2026 01:03 PM (TFsdh)

184 179 I am hopeful we inch along through midterms. And then bomb them to kingdom come.

Trump is not calling me for war strategy, though.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:01 PM (Wmg4n)

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An Israeli general said early in the blockade that the blockade was hurting Iran more than the original 6 week bombing campaign did.

I believe him.

Iran has been cut off from the world except its small Caspian Sea ports for months now. They can't import the necessary feed to keep its livestock alive. They have to pay their soldiers with worthless rials that inflate literally every day more than ours did under Biden in a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 01:03 PM (bzPaY)

185 So I'm soaking wet and have a stomache ache now. What a way to start a Monday.

Posted by: Reforger at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM (IMeI4)

Nothing like a shot to the janglesack to get your week off on the right foot.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 03, 2026 12:56 PM (AdHga)

The good news is the week can only get better.

Probably.

Maybe.

Posted by: far cry at August 03, 2026 01:03 PM (wBRco)

186 Well. That is the last expanding garden hose I'm ever buying. Got done watering and as I'm turning it off it blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts. So I'm soaking wet and have a stomache ache now. What a way to start a Monday.
Posted by: Reforger
.......

I was going to buy a new garden hose this week.
Thanks for the five star review.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

187 Calling this a Forever War is retarded.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2026 12:59 PM (zGzrB)

But calling it a Retarded War is forever.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2026 01:03 PM (ZWBDi)

188 No video I guess. Shame.

15 minutes on and off with ice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 01:01 PM (xJpaU)

I'd bet the ring camera on the neighbors house probably caught it.

Posted by: Reforger at August 03, 2026 01:04 PM (IMeI4)

189 I'd bet the ring camera on the neighbors house probably caught it.

Million to one shot Doc!

Posted by: Frank Constanza at August 03, 2026 01:06 PM (n5tGW)

190 >>>"It's the honor system," said Hunterdon County Board of Elections Administrator Beth Thompson, who also leads the New Jersey Association of Election Officials.

An honor system on people who have absolutely no incentive to admit to state employees they are illegal aliens. Good grief.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (5rh/l)

191 My mind has 41 tabs open. Two are playing music and one has anime. I don't know where the laughter is coming from.

Posted by: clarence at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (oB8bm)

192 Believe it or not. The economy is so bad in Iran that women are selling their hair to buy basic necessities.

Story at Iran International.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (abScH)

193 The Motor Voter thingy is a menace. Georgia is another example. Georgia finalized a scheduled list maintenance process that canceled roughly 471,000 inactive voter registrations.

Less than 30 days later those same names were popping back up on the voter rolls. The culprit was motor voter (which is compromised, btw). It's an opt out system, so those renewing who were removed from voter registration for various reasons were put right back on the list when they renewed their license.

Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (dIske)

194 161 Well. That is the last expanding garden hose I'm ever buying. Got done watering and as I'm turning it off it blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts. So I'm soaking wet and have a stomache ache now. What a way to start a Monday.
Posted by: Reforger at August 03, 2026 12:55 PM
+++

I bought one of those last year.
There's a recall on them because of serious injuries.
I pitched mine.

https://tinyurl.com/2v5jnvfh

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (2Ez/1)

195 I'll stick with non-ballsmacking hose.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2026 01:08 PM (xJpaU)

196 Cheat you, defeat you, then delete you.
-any democrat

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2026 01:08 PM (LHPAg)

197 > Believe it or not. The economy is so bad in Iran that women are selling their hair to buy basic necessities.
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Wonder what the market cap is on that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2026 01:08 PM (2Cry5)

198 Election Auditor Flags More than 200,000 Votes in NYC Mayoral Race as Suspicious

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at August 03, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)

199 "Her disclosure set off a political uproar that's resonated well beyond New Jersey, feeding into the Trump administration's push for voter restrictions and setting up a legal battle with the Department of Justice."

Yes, much MAGA pouncing and seizing was had.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 03, 2026 01:09 PM (oji8u)

200 Thompson, the elections administrator, said county elections officials check each registration against a state database using Social Security numbers or driver's license numbers to confirm their identity, and that the information doesn't belong to people who have died. But noncitizens can obtain both forms of identification. "It does not validate any kind of citizenship," Thompson said.

That's for sure. Our contractor just told me it cost only $500 to get a fake green card, ss number, and driver's license.

Posted by: LASue at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (lCppi)

201 192 Believe it or not. The economy is so bad in Iran that women are selling their hair to buy basic necessities.

Story at Iran International.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (abScH)

There's a different story in this somewhere ???

Posted by: zombie O. Henry at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (3sXRv)

202 Teacher: "Billy, use the word 'disaster' in a sentence."
Billy: "Grandma backed up into the electric fan, and it disaster."

Best joke I can come up with right now. Sorry.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (Jr5Lq)

203 Well. That is the last expanding garden hose I'm ever buying. Got done watering and as I'm turning it off it blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts. So I'm soaking wet and have a stomache ache now. What a way to start a Monday.
Posted by: Reforger

You didn’t need to go that far to make me feel better! Whoa!

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (Wmg4n)

204 "...blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts."

Used to date her.

Posted by: Owowowow at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (2Ez/1)

205 What do the buyers want the hair for?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

206 I am hopeful we inch along through midterms. And then bomb them to kingdom come.

Trump is not calling me for war strategy, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:01 PM (Wmg4n)

I think the plan right now is to beggar them and put them where they can't buy loyalty anymore

Per Reuters, "[Shelbit,] one of the world's largest illegal gambling networks sends hundreds of millions of crypto through an office in Dubai. It’s part of a $4 billion Iranian sanctions evasion hub

"Shelbit is the hub of the Iranian money-moving operation, through which the gambling network, the central bank and other sanctioned Iranian entities have access to global crypto markets."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

207 "It's the honor system," said Hunterdon County Board of Elections Administrator Beth Thompson...

And that's certainly a reasonable barrier to those whose first act in America is breaking the law.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 03, 2026 01:11 PM (oji8u)

208 But it also exposed an open secret about New Jersey's so-called motor voter law that officials and political operatives have known for years: There's little to stop noncitizens from registering to vote if they want to, or even by mistake.
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Some of us might have mentioned that 20 years ago. I was reliably informed to shut up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)

209 204 "...blew up, whipped around and floored me by slapping me in the nuts."

Used to date her.
Posted by: Owowowow at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (2Ez/1)
_______________________

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2026 01:11 PM (dIske)

210 Guy Mohawk, wigs.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2026 01:11 PM (abScH)

211 206 I think the plan right now is to beggar them and put them where they can't buy loyalty anymore

Per Reuters, "[Shelbit,] one of the world's largest illegal gambling networks sends hundreds of millions of crypto through an office in Dubai. It’s part of a $4 billion Iranian sanctions evasion hub

"Shelbit is the hub of the Iranian money-moving operation, through which the gambling network, the central bank and other sanctioned Iranian entities have access to global crypto markets."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

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Impoverish them and force the Gulf States to harden against them at the same time so that Iran can't do anything to them all while killing their terrorist proxies in Gaza and Lebanon.

But that's retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (bzPaY)

212 An honor system on people who have absolutely no incentive to admit to state employees they are illegal aliens. Good grief.

And on state employees (and their bosses, and their party, etc.) who have absolutely no incentive to check.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (DZ6nv)

213 Cheat you, defeat you, then delete you.
-any democrat

Take your soul if you let them
Aw girl but don't you let them

Posted by: Not Quite Zombie James Taylor at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (vTZFs)

214 I need someone to tell me a joke or give me a hug.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 12:41 PM (OoFl2)
____

{{{Piper}}}

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (5ExGj)

215 "A well practiced boys HS basketball team would crush a WNBA team"

Maybe Lebron James and Michael Jordon could play a little two on five?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (GMWTj)

216 Iran today said there is NO agreement, and any ships in the straits will be subject to attack until the US Military surrenders and completely leaves the region.

wow, who could have seen that coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2026 12:52 PM (edUvp)

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*looks at oil prices*

Looks like no one actually gives a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Maybe that's the strategy - turn Iran into constant background noise so that everyone realizes they can ignore it and just do business.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (vJrRc)

217 Rosie O'Donnell is returning to The View.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2026 12:51 PM (skR0U)
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Just what that show needs.
Posted by: WisRich

They haven't got enough fat, ugly, and stupid?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at August 03, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)

218 216 Maybe that's the strategy - turn Iran into constant background noise so that everyone realizes they can ignore it and just do business.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (vJrRc)

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Yeah, sounds like something I said like 3 months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 03, 2026 01:13 PM (bzPaY)

219 Believe it or not. The economy is so bad in Iran that women are selling their hair to buy basic necessities.
......

Smooth as a porpoise.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2026 01:13 PM (UjdFS)

220 The comical thing is that the judges in Fed cts have thus far blocked the Feds from getting NJ and other states voting records. That should end soon but probably not soon enough to impact the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2026 01:13 PM (BFvh9)

221 205 What do the buyers want the hair for?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026

210 Guy Mohawk, wigs.
Posted by: Ben Had at August

And hair extensions.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:13 PM (Wmg4n)

222 It's impossible to explain the unique pain of a nutshot to a woman. Or even a grazing flick.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)

223 201 192 Believe it or not. The economy is so bad in Iran that women are selling their hair to buy basic necessities.

Story at Iran International.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2026 01:07 PM (abScH)

There's a different story in this somewhere ???
Posted by: zombie O. Henry

AoS -- come for the warblogging, stay for the literary references.

When they get home, they discover that their Iranian husbands have sold their Qibla watches to buy hair ornaments for their wives to wear under their hijabs.

Posted by: zombie at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Av6i5)

224
"it's not a problem and never effects any elections, not a single bingle one."

So we're doing bingles now?!

Posted by: Speller at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (pSotA)

225 197. Believe it or not. The economy is so bad in Iran that women are selling their hair to buy basic necessities.
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Wonder what the market cap is on that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Not the current administration's fault.

Iranian media and international rights groups documented women and young girls selling their hair to pay for basic medicines, school costs, and dowries as early as 2021 and 2022.

By 2023, the The California Courier notes that the economic crunch had already driven some citizens to desperate extremes, including selling body organs like kidneys and corneas to escape poverty.

This baseline of poverty was driven by years of international sanctions, hyperinflation, and severe domestic economic mismanagement.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (NFX2v)

226 >> "It's the honor system," said Hunterdon County Board of Elections Administrator Beth Thompson, who also leads the New Jersey Association of Election Officials.

The honor system didn’t even work between good friends Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer in The Contest because George cheated…. It’s not gonna work with voting where the Dems (as Elissa Slotkin noted) can’t win if only citizens vote

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (yz/88)

227 Ahhh, real hair lace wigs making a comeback soon to AoS.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (n5tGW)

228 215 "A well practiced boys HS basketball team would crush a WNBA team"

Maybe Lebron James and Michael Jordon could play a little two on five?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (GMWTj)
______________________________

Jordan always cracks me up. There was an interview where some young sports guy was trying to convince Jordan that his Bulls could not beat LeBron's team of today. Jordan chuckled....we could beat them. BUT, it would be close. I'm over 60.

Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)

229 You didn’t need to go that far to make me feel better! Whoa!
Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:10 PM (Wmg4n)

Anything for you, Piper.

Posted by: Reforger at August 03, 2026 01:15 PM (IMeI4)

230 It's impossible to explain the unique pain of a nutshot to a woman. Or even a grazing flick.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)

I know, right. All they can do is whine about the whole childbirth thing.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 03, 2026 01:15 PM (igCg8)

231 224
"it's not a problem and never effects any elections, not a single bingle one."

So we're doing bingles now?!

Posted by: Speller at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (pSotA)

We also do bazillions

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2026 01:15 PM (5rh/l)

232 How to Reverse a Hunched Back

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Get thee to Notre Dame?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at August 03, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

233 Maybe Lebron James and Michael Jordon could play a little two on five?

Mike's gettin' up there but Lebron could take any five of them by himself.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2026 01:16 PM (vTZFs)

234 Rapunzel al-Islam let down your hair.
Doesn't have the same poetry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2026 01:16 PM (BFvh9)

235 The market for ID's, licenses and the like for illegals must be a couple hundred billion dollar a year business.

No wonder we're pushing $40T in debt.

The state workers who are in on this need to be hanged for treason. And the illegals who bought them shot at dawn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2026 01:17 PM (2Cry5)

236 AoS -- come for the warblogging, stay for the literary references.

When they get home, they discover that their Iranian husbands have sold their Qibla watches to buy hair ornaments for their wives to wear under their hijabs.
Posted by: zombie at August 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Av6i5)

***high five***

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 03, 2026 01:17 PM (3sXRv)

237 Women are made for childbirth, can't hurt that much. 😁

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)

238 "Women are made for childbirth, can't hurt that much."

Blame Eve. She's the reason it hurts.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

239 Iran isn't going to give until the Imam crawls out of the well

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2026 01:19 PM (L8DX7)

240 nood

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 01:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

241 Ace read our minds. Nood.

Posted by: Piper at August 03, 2026 01:19 PM (hftzA)

242 Maybe that's the strategy - turn Iran into constant background noise so that everyone realizes they can ignore it and just do business.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 03, 2026 01:12 PM (vJrRc)
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How is that not a "forever war?"

There will be a price to pay for all the dilly-dallying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2026 01:19 PM (JvZF+)

243 237 Women are made for childbirth, can't hurt that much. 😁
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)

I don't know nothin' about birthin' babies Capt'n Butler

Posted by: Prissy browndog at August 03, 2026 01:20 PM (3sXRv)

244 The Iranians have not been selling hair anywhere as long as
Indians, Russians, Eastern Europe.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 01:20 PM (NFX2v)

245 I know, right. All they can do is whine about the whole childbirth thing.
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey
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I can at least imagine it. We all have structures that don't stretch well. But the pain receptors in the balls seem to be of an entirely different type from the rest of the body.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 03, 2026 01:20 PM (XvL8K)

246
Iranian women are cutting off their hair because in Islam it's a sexual fetish.
That's why they have to wear those hoods and wear bags lest any of their hair shows in public and some young guy flies into a sexual frenzy.
So they're cutting off their hair to have it smuggled into the bunker tunnels of the IRGC for the fetish aspect.

Posted by: Speller at August 03, 2026 01:20 PM (pSotA)

247 The only WNBA "action" I've ever watched is that lowlight video of the recent "All-Star" game - if that's in any way indicative of the standard of play, this seems pretty accurate.

Some guys made a lot of money on a prop bet that Angel Reece would miss her first shot of every game.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2026 01:21 PM (2ocoG)

248 237 Women are made for childbirth, can't hurt that much. 😁
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2026 01:17 PM

(n5tGW)Blame Eve. She's the reason it hurts.
Posted by: gp at August 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
Be careful there.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2026 01:22 PM (LHPAg)

249 It's impossible to explain the unique pain of a nutshot to a woman. Or even a grazing flick.
****

A woman gives birth and says no more. Then, sometime later, will say I would like to have another. There is no man who, after being nut punched, will ever say I want to be nut punched again.

Posted by: clarence at August 03, 2026 01:22 PM (oB8bm)

250 Played first base in high school. On a bad throw from the shortstop, I stretched out trying to keep my foot on the bag and ball took a bad bounce into my knackers.
To say that that was painful is an understatement.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 03, 2026 01:23 PM (J4Dwc)

251 It's impossible to explain the unique pain of a nutshot to a woman. Or even a grazing flick.

I've heard the women's equivalent called a "c*nt punt".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

252 Reportedly, the disconnect between state licensing laws and how undocumented drivers have obtained commercial (driving) credentials involves a mix of federal loopholes, varying state policies.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 01:25 PM (NFX2v)

253 I think Lorea Bobbit may have explained some of the pain of natural childbirth for many women.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 03, 2026 01:27 PM (NFX2v)

254
168 *looks at oil prices*

Looks like no one actually gives a shit.

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I do, lol.

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 03, 2026 01:34 PM (1PjjJ)

255 167, the good thing about Hunterdon County is there aren't that many illegals there.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 03, 2026 01:50 PM (2noDb)

256 Reforger, sorry about the hose. I had that happen to me, scared the shit out of me when it flew at me. One of my service guys had a bungee cord snap back at him last Friday putting his ladder back on his truck and the metal hook took his eye out. It didn't help that he panicked and pulled the hook out before calling 911 after seeing all the blood. He's in the I can't believe this shit phase of recovery.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 03, 2026 01:54 PM (2noDb)

257 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2026 02:19 PM (UjdFS)

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