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Daily Tech News 31 July 2026

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  • Renesas (a Japanese company formed by the merger of the semiconductor operations of Hitachi and Mitsubishi) has announced multiplexers for third-generation MRDIMMs. (WCCFTech)

    You'd be entirely justified in asking Wut? at this point, but this is a great technology landing at precisely the wrong time.

    MRDIMMs are registered memory taken to the next level. Since the memory modules have interface chips - the registers - on them, you can have multiple banks of memory on each module, allowing 256GB DIMMs instead of just 64GB.

    What the M part stands for is multiplexed, meaning that when you access the memory it interleaves data from two banks at once, so that transfers are twice as fast.

    The new multiplexers run at 16GHz.

    Which means you get user upgradable high-capacity memory modules that run at the sort of speed normally associated with the memory on video cards.

    Which would be amazing and allow for some seriously powerful integrated graphics except that memory is so expensive right now that there is absolutely no point to it.

Tech News

  • LLMs are broken and can't ever be fixed. (GitHub)

    We've touched on this before. Computers have separate areas in memory reserved for instructions and data respectively, with strict controls over which is which. When those controls break down, you get a common class of security vulnerabilities - buffer overflows and the like.

    LLMs don't have that. Worse, they pass benchmarks running tests for that problem with flying colours - typically blocking 100% of attacks - but when faced with a real human attacker they fail 100% of the time.


  • What we know of Nvidia's 5000 Super series. (WCCFTech)

    Supposedly they are already in production but have been hidden away because nobody knows how to price them.


  • Also, I bought an RX 6400 today. The least powerful recent AMD graphics card and by a good margin, but also the least power hungry, and physically the smallest. It's not much slower than the RX 580 (I have a couple of those) but is a tiny low profile card that only uses 50W of power.

    Also a lot cheaper and smaller than, say, an RTX 3050, while not being that much slower. Not something you'd buy unless you need to fit the card in a low-profile slot, but the Hyte / Hololive limited edition cases (of which I now have five) only allow for a single full-height card, so I do.


  • 2x, not 10x. (OBryant)

    Sounds about right.


Musical Interlude



Great song, even if the band hated it. I hate the video though. Sorry about that.

When I saw it for the first time I wondered, who do they think they are, the B-52s? And then it registered who the female vocalist is on this track.



Disclaimer: Doo.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 04:30 AM (LLFho)

3 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

4 >>>Great song, even if the band hated it.

Very catchy.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

5 Continuing watching Fritz Lang's Die Nibelungen

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

6 I hated that song

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 04:34 AM (BW+Gb)

8 Disclaimer: Doo.

-Be-Doo-Be-Doo

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

9 Can't imagine waking up and deciding to put all the chainmail gear just in case something tragic might happen, it won't but just in case.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:50 AM (Ia/+0)

10 >>>What the M part stands for

!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:54 AM (odBC9)

11
MRDIMM

Multiplexed
Rank
Dual
In-line
Memory
Module

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:58 AM (odBC9)

12
MRD

M
R
Ducks

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

13 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (VyBeY)

14 421 Not a lot of perkiness in these ONT comments!
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)


I was distracted, hypnotized

Eric Prydz – Call On Me (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4

Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

15 C
D
E
D
B
D
feet!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 05:03 AM (VyBeY)

16 Rained last night
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 05:10 AM (Ia/+0)

17 6 Me too, Skip. Apparently there is/TV series about religious controversies in the US with the same name . I didn't see it and don't t want to tune in to a series which has a producer named "Faust." Because of course. , all religious people are weirdos and sexual deviants who prey on people . PASS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:10 AM (xSAlF)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

19 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2026 05:11 AM (V0/Sp)

20 M R DIMMS.
M R not DIMMS.
O S A R. C M cheeps?
L I B. M R DIMMS!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:12 AM (O7YUW)

21 14 421 Not a lot of perkiness in these ONT comments!
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)

I was distracted, hypnotized

Eric Prydz – Call On Me (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4
Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

That IS perky!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

22 Whatever you're facing today, the battie is Gods;

2nd Chronicles 20:14-19 . Our Daily Bread devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pjzfm5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:14 AM (xSAlF)

23 "Shiny Happy People" is perky, too! And ooh it is an earworm.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

24 What the M part stands for is

Mul-ti-pass.

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas at July 31, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

25 I was going to post something until I realized that I really didn't care about what I was writing and then knew that the odds of anyone else giving a *bleep* about it was practically zero.

So..., good post Pixy. If Renesas is publicly traded, it might be worth investing a bit now. I'll take a look at the RX 6400; most of our monitors are running at 1040p, so that's not a negative in my little world.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 31, 2026 05:17 AM (7Uor2)

26 14 421 I was distracted, hypnotized

Eric Prydz – Call On Me (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4
Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

I was thinking "Cheryl Tiegs" but maybe Hooters.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

27 Roam if you want to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (2GVsD)

28 Denis Leary on "Shiny Happy People":

https://tinyurl.com/yarvtby4

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (O7YUW)

29 Mool ti pass

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (2GVsD)

30 LLMs are broken and can't ever be fixed. (GitHub)

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

--LLM

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:21 AM (odBC9)

31 Every time I hear that song, I think about Denis Leary's rant. "Pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike! I want shiny people over there, happy people over there!"

The amusing part was shortly after that show, he actually ran into Michael Stipe and had a drink with him. He said "You're a cool guy but I really hate that song."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 05:21 AM (RjOoY)

32 I complained a few days ago that I thought I had a kidney stone. That was just the warm up act, I don't think I do. I broke out in shingles yesterday. Anyone with any experience with that?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 05:21 AM (l26NL)

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