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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Department of Education Investigates Minnesota's Use of "Trans Dolls" with Swappable Genitalia to Promote Transgenderism to Young ChildrenI think it's time to simply eject Minnesota from the United States. It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body. It just gets worse and worse every single day.The Department of Education is investigating the Minnesota Department of Education (MDE) over the potential use of transgender dolls in schools. The investigation was launched Wednesday in response to complaints about "MyGender Dolls," a product designed to encourage transgenderism through the use of toy dolls. Earlier this week, controversy erupted after multiple outlets reported that transgender dolls with interchangeable genitalia would be debuting in Minnesota classrooms this fall, funded by taxpayer dollars. The dolls reportedly originated as a University of Minnesota project through its medical school, which receives $15 million in state funding. An undisclosed amount is also dispersed to its Institute for Sexual and Gender Health, which has a total budget of $1.4 million. The dolls became a marketable product, called MyGender Dolls, marketed to "professionals who support trans and gender diverse children in clinical and educational settings." The Department of Education is investigating to ensure the MDE is in compliance with the Protection of Pupil Rights Amendment (PPRA), which restricts federal funding for schools that force students to engage in activities forcing them "to submit to a survey, analysis, or evaluation" on their "sex behavior or attitudes." The amendment is targeted at preventing schools from hiding name and pronoun changes from parents, as well as transition plans. A complaint filed by parents through Defending Education prompted the federal investigation by highlighting potential violations of multiple federal policies. ... [Secretary of Education Linda] McMahon continued, saying, "No four-year-old should be exposed to such material -- especially without a parent's knowledge or consent. ED will enforce the law to its fullest extent, putting parents and families firmly in the driver's seat of their child's education." Emily Buss, the Communications Director for Minnesota's Department of Education, disputes the claim about the dolls being used in schools, calling it "patently false." "The paper-cutout dolls will not be implemented in Minnesota K-12 public schools. They are intended for use by licensed professionals and clinicians. This is a University of Minnesota-led initiative, and the Minnesota Department of Education is not involved," she said.That's a lie. Adult "clinicians" do not play with paper dolls in order to understand sex change operations. The paper dolls are designed to be used to show to children. And the MyGender Dolls website admits this:
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Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 29, 2026 06:23 PM (nbLIj) 2
If they're handing out vaginas, I want three!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 29, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b) 3
Oh la.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2026 06:23 PM (mseD3) 4
>>>It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.
We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota. Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM (8mulE) 5
Do the Somalis have to learn this BS?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM (mseD3) 6
Is that a transgender man in that photo, or just a really ugly woman?
Posted by: Tamminator at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (tHEhe) 7
That kid is green.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (CjhZR) Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (Sco7b) 9
pedo pervs
Posted by: mom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:26 PM (Ydd86) 10
Fucking hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s) 11
Do the Somalis have to learn this BS? Posted by: Darth Randall =============== One would hope. It would be fun to watch. But it won't change their voting habits. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 06:26 PM (mmrXZ) 12
We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota.
Posted by: No Name Today _________ We could screw Canada with it. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (XvL8K) 13
Would a real woman beat her mother to death with a hammer? Even taking into account the insanity, it sounds more like a guy thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (8mulE) 14
Guarantee, not one reporter who is permitted into Ilhan Omar's orbit will ask her about this. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (mmrXZ) 15
Do the Somalis have to learn this BS?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM (mseD3) --- No. The rules are not for the approved groups, only for the normies who must be punished until they are broken. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (ZOv7s) 16
just fixing my nic, sorry, this is from the ole fashioned patriot, not the usual phone
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Ydd86) 17
Wtf
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (CjhZR) 18
Is that a transgender man in that photo, or just a really ugly woman?
---- Its a white woman. Because many white women have been so brainwashed for so long that they could watch someone kill a puppy or child on live television and then rush to the murderer's defense crying "Let's not be too quick to judge!". Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (TN0g+) 19
Is it detachable?
Posted by: King Missile at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (Cqx++) 20
We could screw Canada with it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (XvL8K) --- Trade it for Alberta. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (ZOv7s) 21
Maybe trade Minnesota to Canadia for Alberta...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (YwEeS) 22
LOL horde mind
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (YwEeS) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (n5tGW) 24
Dept of Education, you useless fuckwads.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 06:29 PM (abScH) 25
We have to check if AOP is ok with the trade
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:29 PM (Ydd86) 26
What ever happened to waiting until 6th grade?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX) 27
we are all good giving Fauci to Putin as part of a peace deal with Z-skyy right?
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Ydd86) 28
I'd wager there weren't that many of those crazy types in G. Washington's time. Or, if there were, they were kept locked away.
Saw Young Washington this morning. Only quibble I have is that he was rather "huggy" in the movie. I don't think Washington was really that huggy. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (1Ff7Z) 29
Let's see, it's late July, the fall ballots are almost set, and the Dems are pushing giving dolls with dicks and pussies to toddlers.
It's only going to get worse as we get closer to the election. They can't help themselves. Michigan is going to nominate Abdul Mohammed Death to America Jihadi for the US senate. Incredible. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s) 30
It's like Colorforms but with sex organs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (CjhZR) 31
MN should be traded for Alberta. Or we need a border wall.
This insanity spews from them and other blue states. I have two sons. They were not interested in being girls, ever. About 15yrs ago, in a public school in FL, there was a "trend" of girls experimenting being lesbian or trans. It goes back that far in a red state. My 8yr old grandson knows he's a boy and is fine with it. His 5yr old insane sister is fine with being a girl. Neither needed dolls with genitalia to play with or figure out what they were. I didn't know about freaking ovaries and a uterus til 4th grade when I got dragged to a "hygiene" class with my mother. Missing Red Skelton as it was a Tuesday night. I got NOTHING from it, the book, or the giant box of Kotex which mother showed me in her closet. NOTHING. Yet children, today, in public (pubic?) skools are being taught this in kindergarten! Later how to masturbate. Or to put a condom on a banana. My grands go to a conservative Catholic private school and I will be in jail if one is ever harmed by anyone. Do not get me started on perv priests as there are pervs everywhere and our huge parish would not condone it. Demons walk this earth to harm children. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO) 32
Tyrus got it right last night. Only groomers would want to engage in this activity with young children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX) 33
These chucklefucks could screw up a mr potato head
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9) 34
I presume, then, that Minnesota medical schools use Mr. Potato Head in their anatomy classes?
Posted by: goatexchange at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hyS0X) 35
I just want to know which Tim Walz relative/crony owns the company that makes these dolls. We need more Nick Shirleys..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (nbLIj) 36
[Secretary of Education Linda] McMahon continued, saying, "No four-year-old should be exposed to such material -- especially without a parent's knowledge or consent. ED will enforce the law to its fullest extent, putting parents and families firmly in the driver's seat of their child's education."
--- That stuff belongs in Porno Shops, as long as Porno Shops are allowed. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (+yTe/) 37
When Mom saw that Sonny was turning into a monster, she should have at the very least kicked him out, gotten him a psychiatric referral, something
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZxPkt) 38
16 just fixing my nic, sorry, this is from the ole fashioned patriot, not the usual phone
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Ydd86) This is me on my phone vouching for me on my LAPTOP, not "patriot", crazy auto cucumber Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (tcsrY) 39
Nightly News
Pope Interview - "I don't suck as much as the last guy." Fauci - die troll die Storms Trump and Iran Jared Leto Young Sheldon being turned on... Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b) 40
My grands go to a conservative Catholic private school and I will be in jail if one is ever harmed by anyone. Do not get me started on perv priests as there are pervs everywhere and our huge parish would not condone it.
Demons walk this earth to harm children. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO) --- I can't help but wonder what happens when a critical mass of parents fully check out on public schools. Given the collapsing birth rate, a bunch of them will need to be closed, and childless people are going to sour on paying for empty buildings. Women who have been raised to hate pregnancy and regard children as burdens aren't going to renew that school millage. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s) 41
There are probably some normal people in Minnesota. They are outnumbered.
Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (VJX5o) 42
32 Tyrus got it right last night. Only groomers would want to engage in this activity with young children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX) Saw that last night, yes, only groomers. Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (kX27y) 43
Willowed, but related: Throughout the entiure time, including up to the present, he looks like what he is: a 6' 1" beefy dude with broad shoulders, big jawbone, Adam's apple, receding hairline. But now with added boobs, facelift, wigs, etc.
*** My first year in Denver, I knew a a guy like this. Cool fellow, a locksmith by trade. He'd dress as a woman in his off hours. I'd see him and talk with him (?) at a local coffeehouse where we both enjoyed the music. From what I could tell, cross-dressing was a hobby for him, not some obsession that would lead him to surgical insanities. Of course, this was in '97-'98. No telling what might have happened since. As for affirmation, people at the coffeehouse were pretty laissez-faire. "Oh, he's just getting in touch with his feminine side." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9) 44
I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk) 45
When Mom saw that Sonny was turning into a monster, she should have at the very least kicked him out, gotten him a psychiatric referral, something
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZxPt) --- Who do you think gave him the hormones? Psychiatry is a dead profession, utterly discredited. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s) 46
26 What ever happened to waiting until 6th grade?
Posted by: San Franpsycho --- What ever happened to Not At All. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (+yTe/) 47
Did ya'll see the list of best states to live in? It was from US and World Report. Minnesota is the third best. Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (/QHx4) 48
I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk) --- Sex Ed was sold as a way to lower teen pregnancy rates, prevent the spread of VD. In practice its about grooming kids and undermining parental authority. Also pissing off religious parents. Not all, religious parents, mind you. Muslim kids don't have to attend. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: banana Dream - shrinkydinkdong at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9) 50
I think it's time to simply eject Minnesota from the United States. It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.
Swap Minnesota for Alberta. Easy-peasy. Everybody's happy. Canadians get another woke hellhole, Americans get another cowboy-redneck state. Do it! Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5) 51
They should make AI tools where when you take the gender bender pills, you turn into that guy posted earlier today.
Make them face the reality that that way lies madness. Posted by: My eyes at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (9lsaX) 52
For those interested, I just loaded part 2 of my series on the potential invasion of Taiwan. Link in my nic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 06:37 PM (znREB) 54
6 Is that a transgender man in that photo, or just a really ugly woman?
Posted by: Tamminator at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (tHEhe) The latter, and she looks exactly the way you would expect her to look. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 06:37 PM (zYpTz) 55
Revoke statehood. Make them a territory on probation and send in the hanging judge from "Hang 'em High"
Posted by: My eyes at July 29, 2026 06:37 PM (9lsaX) 56
>>> I can't help but wonder what happens when a critical mass of parents fully check out on public schools. Given the collapsing birth rate, a bunch of them will need to be closed, and childless people are going to sour on paying for empty buildings. Women who have been raised to hate pregnancy and regard children as burdens aren't going to renew that school millage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s) They will become mandatory. Posted by: banana Dream - shrinkydinkdong at July 29, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9) 57
Did ya'll see the list of best states to live in? It was from US and World Report.
Minnesota is the third best. Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (/QHx4) --- You'd think it would be about economic opportunity, low taxes, safe neighborhoods but it's really about abortion until the moment of birth, grooming kids and allowing illegals to roam freely and steal from the state. Those are the best places to live. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s) 58
You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s) 59
>>Did ya'll see the list of best states to live in? It was from US and World Report.
>>Minnesota is the third best. I worked for a Minnesota based company for a while. In the winter it's ridiculously cold and in the summer the mosquitos are as big as birds and everywhere near those 10,000 lakes. Hard pass. Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (viF8m) 60
They will become mandatory.
Posted by: banana Dream - shrinkydinkdong at July 29, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9) --- I live in a pretty liberal college town and the last proposal to raise taxes got massacred. Single 30-something chicks living on ramen will take the lower taxes over paying for some breeder's whelps. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s) 61
40 My grands go to a conservative Catholic private school and I will be in jail if one is ever harmed by anyone. Do not get me started on perv priests as there are pervs everywhere and our huge parish would not condone it.
Demons walk this earth to harm children. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat --- If a priest Knows that you are Willing to Hurt him if he approaches your child he will leave him alone. It's a bully thing - the path of least resistance. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:40 PM (+yTe/) Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:41 PM (/QHx4) 63
58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone Animals have had offspring for billions years without sex education. Seriously, have these people never seen Blue Lagoon? Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:41 PM (Av6i5) 64
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)
Just sent an email to Thriller! magazine asking what's going on. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 06:41 PM (1Ff7Z) 65
Women who have been raised to hate pregnancy and regard children as burdens aren't going to renew that school millage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZO *********** I should feel sorry for them but I don't. When youngest was 1.5yrs old I started back to work on Saturdays as a RN (before I had to take classes for the license). Their father had the chimps for my shift and it worked out well. My career, always around my boys and mostly part time, did really well for 32yrs. No regrets in not getting my MS degree to be an ARNP or director of a floor. Nope! The grand slam of motherhood, to me, is being a grandmother. It is simply the best of everything. My exBFnotF aborted at least 2 babies for her career (lawyuh). Later, in her mid-40's she decided she wanted a baby. Tried IVF. Eggs too old. Tried to talk one of her sisters into surrogacy and that did not work out (fortunately). First of all she's a narcissist who would have been a horrible mother. She resented her baby sisters that I adored (for starters). She's mean as a snake and alienated her entire family, friends and mentally abused her elderly parents. Her child would have been a mess. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO) 66
My sister always got mad at me when I put dongs on her paper dolls.
Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi) 67
Still spewing shit, as usual. And pushing the lie about Ivermectin as a horse dewormer. I hate him and what my home state has become. ------------------------ Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public. Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (kX27y) 68
56 >>> I can't help but wonder what happens when a critical mass of parents fully check out on public schools. Given the collapsing birth rate, a bunch of them will need to be closed, and childless people are going to sour on paying for empty buildings. ...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s) --- Grampa said, I paid for your mother's schooling they should pay for yours. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (+yTe/) 69
Any parent who ends their children to public school in Minnesota should have their children seized from them by Child Protective Services have have them fostered by a Christian family.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (Av6i5) 70
If a priest Knows that you are Willing to Hurt him if he approaches your child he will leave him alone. It's a bully thing - the path of least resistance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:40 PM (+yTe/) --- The perv priests was very much a function of the time. Since the new protocols went into place, it's not much of an issue. Public schools are far, far more dangerous. One could argue that things have gone too far because priests are now removed from ministry without any opportunity to defend themselves - they are presumed guilty and have to prove their innocence, and of course malicious actors do this just to mess with them. One of the many things on Pope Leo's plate. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s) 71
Revoke MN’s status as a state and revert it to territorial status.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:44 PM (pDKdk) 72
As wrote downstairs, Cultural Marxist Seminaries are pushing Trannie mental illness
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0) 73
Have read estimates of a good percentage of kids mess around with playing opposite sex
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0) 74
Minnesota: 1) trans dolls 2) Walz being insane 3) Ilhan Omar leading a Muslim invasion 4) attacking ICE and dying x2 5) gave the Dems DNC chair Ken Martin former head of the Minn DFL.
That's some dumbfuckery right there Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:46 PM (BlDDt) 75
>>>She's mean as a snake and alienated her entire family, friends and mentally abused her elderly parents. Her child would have been a mess.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat --- Thinning the herd may not be a completely bad thing. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:47 PM (+yTe/) 76
Ohio Gov says Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:47 PM (/QHx4) 77
3M should move in it's entirety to Mississippi.
No rebranding required. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 29, 2026 06:47 PM (ZypAx) 78
Remember Kevin Jemnings, the safe school czar
He was printing up books for 5th graders on how to perform fisting. I called the TX dept of education once a week asking why they had not publicly denounced this pervert. I have no children but this was so wrong I would not just stand by and be silent. Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 06:48 PM (abScH) Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:49 PM (/QHx4) 80
73 Have read estimates of a good percentage of kids mess around with playing opposite sex
Posted by: Skip --- Did you? Did anyone your grew up with? I bet not. That's invasive crap they put out to break down resistance. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:49 PM (+yTe/) 81
44 I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk) 11 for me. The funny thing is that there was one thing I did not consider: the implications for me. That is, until I ran into Danielle at the age of 14 at the beginning of freshman year… Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:50 PM (pDKdk) 82
73 Have read estimates of a good percentage of kids mess around with playing opposite sex
Posted by: Skip My online identity has been "non-binary" since before the term was even invented. I myself am "transgender" in the sense of "existing outside the concept of gender." I should be considered a pioneer of the transgender movement, but no, instead they ignore. I demand acknowledgement and affirmation! Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:50 PM (Av6i5) 83
74 Minnesota: 1) trans dolls 2) Walz being insane 3) Ilhan Omar leading a Muslim invasion 4) attacking ICE and dying x2 5) gave the Dems DNC chair Ken Martin former head of the Minn DFL.
That's some dumbfuckery right there Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:46 PM (BlDDt) And, that's just the start of the list! Wait until Peggy Flanagan becomes a Senator and Kloubuchar becomes Governor! Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (kX27y) 84
58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s) HOW??? Posted by: Virtually everyone today at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (pDKdk) 85
58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s) I’d be just fine with them taking it out of schools and doing something far more dangerous: you know, leaving such things to families. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:53 PM (pDKdk) 86
I remember in sixth grade, with no warning, the boys got and extra and unexpected recess. The girls went to watch a film. After that the girls seemed...different.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 29, 2026 06:53 PM (l26NL) 87
I should be considered a pioneer of the transgender movement, but no, instead they ignore. I demand acknowledgement and affirmation!
Posted by: zombie --- So the pic of a cute Asian girl in a bikini is not you? Illusions shattered. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:53 PM (+yTe/) 88
This kid may be in need of some homeschooling:
"An autistic first grader was suspended from school after biting his sandwich into the shape of a gun and pointing it at a classmate during lunch, John was previously suspended for pointing a bottle of water at someone and making gun noises and also punished for drawing a pilgrim shooting a turkey, Since 2023, John has been disciplined at least 33 times, including 14 suspensions, for incidents like kicking and punching a student at recess, according to school records obtained by the outlet." Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: wth at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (UjdFS) 90
There really just needs to be a ditch.
Call it the Truth Ditch. To fill with all of these deranged murderous, lunatics and be done with it. You are sterilizing children, you mf'ing monsters. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (3cUTc) 91
Horseshoers 14 year old daughter , "I hang out with all my gay friends"
Me, you have a lot of seriously confused friends. End of conversation. Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (abScH) 92
86 I remember in sixth grade, with no warning, the boys got and extra and unexpected recess. The girls went to watch a film. After that the girls seemed...different.
Same here, us girls watched a movie about getting our periods and what to do, I seem to recall a swimming pool and an embarrassed girl. Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y) 93
78 Remember Kevin Jemnings, the safe school czar
He was printing up books for 5th graders on how to perform fisting. Posted by: Ben Had My exposé of his "reading list" was the most explosive report I ever did. So explsive that I had to get it published on other website under pseudonyms. "Fisting" was the least of it. He actively promoted pedophilia, with books (aimed at kids) filled with X-rated descriptions of how great it is to be turned gay by being molested by an adult pervert. It as (and remains) completely mind-boggling, so grotesque that normal people just turn away rather than confront it. Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Av6i5) 94
Sex Ed was a guy teacher telling us sixth graders boys about the birds and the bees. A female teacher was telling the girls at the same time. My old man had already told me " be careful , and if you can't be careful name it after me"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (BlDDt) 95
I mostly remember in my high school class of around 350 1 boy was known to be ghey and no one thought they were the opposite sex.
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0) 96
So we've gone from Barbie and Ken having no genitalia to paper dolls have swappable.
Makes sense to me. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Fh5di) Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 29, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2026 06:58 PM (VyBeY) 99
94 Sex Ed was a guy teacher telling us sixth graders boys about the birds and the bees. A female teacher was telling the girls at the same time. My old man had already told me " be careful , and if you can't be careful name it after me"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (BlDDt) My (evil, dumbass) fifth grade teacher ran sex ed, saying “we are going to talk about the girls first because they are more complex”. Even as an 11 year old I thought “why not teach calculus first before arithmetic”? I despised her, if for no other reason her determination to fail me because she didn’t like the way I held a pen/pencil. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:58 PM (pDKdk) 100
It's going to get much worse.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:59 PM (CjhZR) 101
How does the Muslim population in MN, a not insignificant percentage, feel about Minnesota's Use of "Trans Dolls" with Swappable Genitalia to Promote Transgenderism to Young Children?
Yea or Nay That, alone, might tell a story. Maybe not "the story" but one story. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (jehhT) 102
Not at all surprised. Really sad. Jesus is gonna bitch slap all of us when he returns. Give an inch they take a mile. Every time.
Posted by: Billythesquid at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (gN+5I) 103
I despised her, if for no other reason her determination to fail me because she didn’t like the way I held a pen/pencil.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:58 PM (pDKdk) How do you hold a pen or pencil? Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg) 104
16 just fixing my nic, sorry, this is from the ole fashioned patriot, not the usual phone
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Ydd86) Thought you were claiming to be a patriotic poster: God Bless America! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (IAdFa) Posted by: Just Saying at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (j381Y) 106
Chances are this Trannie pushing will stop someday, mostly if it gets expensive for the pushrrs
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0) 107
zombie, thank you exposing that , I don't even know what to call him. I just knew I couldn't not say something.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (abScH) 108
81 44 I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk) 11 for me. The funny thing is that there was one thing I did not consider: the implications for me. That is, until I ran into Danielle at the age of 14 at the beginning of freshman year… Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:50 PM (pDKdk) *********** I grew up on a farm and was 22yrs before I understood EVERYTHING. My life long bubble is a happy place. Recently my dude laughed about me being asked to the "After Party" of a Jethro Tull concert. By the bass player, sending a roadie. The first 5 rows were invited & I was leaving. My friends said no to the roadie and I left with them & my brother. I honestly thought it was just to party. My husband said, well, no, not completely. I argued they were nice guys (from what I read) and he, patiently after almost 50yrs, said, "What do you think he wanted?" Oh. Well I would have said no. He gave up at this point & we went to bed. Children should be sheltered and remain children as long as possible. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (hzuYO) 109
>>>It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.
We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota. Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM Civilization affirming care. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 29, 2026 07:02 PM (G2cEy) 110
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h) 111
HHS Unveils Policy To End Funding For 'Dangerous Gain-Of-Function Research'
--- They are still doing it? Thought that stopped with Trump. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:04 PM (+yTe/) 112
How does the Muslim population in MN, a not insignificant percentage, feel about Minnesota's Use of "Trans Dolls" with Swappable Genitalia to Promote Transgenderism to Young Children?
Yea or Nay That, alone, might tell a story. Maybe not "the story" but one story. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (jehhT) They are being bought off so they can send stolen money to terrorists. Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:04 PM (uhVAy) 113
I have decided to be a consultant.
A sex advisor consultant. If a lady wants my F***ing opinion she can ask for it. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (u82oZ) 114
That's pretty interesting stuff AHL. Completely out of my wheel house, but I'm glad someone knows their stuff. One point I'd like to correct you on though is, with respect to logistics, big beautiful cargo aircraft are in fact the sexiest aircraft in existence. true fact
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9) 115
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h) Walter Mondale Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy) 116
What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic Bachelor Swedes. Trust me on this one. Looking for hotdish. Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (q6tQZ) 117
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h) --- Must be something in the lutefisk... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (FZ29D) 118
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h) Scandis? Look what happened to Sweden. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (IAdFa) 119
Bachelor Swedes.
Trust me on this one. Looking for hotdish. Should've socked it as Bjorn Jaggish Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (q6tQZ) 120
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h) It started with the stereotypic niceness. Those poor Somalian refugees, of course, we'll take them in! You know how the rest goes. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 07:07 PM (zYpTz) 121
As for affirmation, people at the coffeehouse were pretty laissez-faire. "Oh, he's just getting in touch with his feminine side."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Heh, you're one of the last people on here I'd have suspected of loitering at a transvestite coffee house. Posted by: Run By Max Klinger? at July 29, 2026 07:07 PM (JM9I6) 122
We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM Civilization affirming care. Posted by: toby928(c) ________ Lop off our Minnesota and have our Montana enhanced. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 07:08 PM (XvL8K) 123
I think it's time to simply eject Minnesota from the United States. It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.
Endorsed. When doves cry. Posted by: Purple Rain at July 29, 2026 07:09 PM (q2NNn) 124
58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s) HOW??? Posted by: Virtually everyone today at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (pDKdk) I seriously had kids in the neighborhood tell me that girls would get the 'baby fever' once they turned 30 as their fertility ran out. I was like 12. Apparently they didn't teach girls that for long after that time. Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy) 125
About 15yrs ago, in a public school in FL, there was a "trend" of girls experimenting being lesbian or trans. It goes back that far in a red state.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO) Remember when it was just the LUGs (Lesbians Until Graduation)? It seems like so very long ago. Simpler times. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (9ZFZd) 126
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h) --- Must be something in the lutefisk... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (FZ29D) . . . or the furniture . . . or the meatballs Posted by: Purple Rain at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (q2NNn) Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (abScH) 128
Lop off our Minnesota and have our Montana enhanced.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 07:08 PM (XvL8K) That would have my vote. I might vote illegally for this in several states. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:11 PM (+yTe/) 130
we are all good giving Fauci to Putin as part of a peace deal with Z-skyy right?
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Ydd86) China might be a better choice Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy) 131
These smug smile teachers just love perverting the children, especially if they can get them to keep it a secret from their parents. Pervert the kid AND turn him against his (evil) parents.
This is why trannies kill their parents. Thank a teacher. Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk) 132
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion? What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic =============== At one time, I'd have thought this was because lefties cleverly imported a population that was very open to the message that they were an aggrieved minority who was entitled to extra goodies ("Vote for us and we'll see to it that you get them"). But it was waaaayyyy back in the day that Norm Coleman was ripped off of a US Senate seat that went to that Democrat SNL star (Al Franken) who got canceled for sexist jokes. There was a lot of controversy about the legitimacy of that election, which Coleman lost by, a think, a couple hundred votes. So this has been going on for a while. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 07:13 PM (mmrXZ) 133
Gawd. Another day, another reason to look really hard at bailing out of Minnesota. How's West Virginia these days?
Posted by: Dale at July 29, 2026 07:13 PM (f45WX) 134
Over the next few comments I will paste in a passage from a random page of a book called "Queer 13" that Obama's "Safe Schools Czar" Kevin Jennings wanted to make be a nationwide required textbook. Brace yourself -- TRIGGER WARNING:
--------- Queer 13, pages 43-45: "One day, on the bus to shop class, this ugly fuck of a man sat behind me and put his foot in the crack of my seat. He was skinny, with a patchy, pencil-thin mustache that besotted his oily face. I ignored him for most of the trip. I did notice that he changed buses when I did, but this time he sat beside me. He tried a little small talk, but then he suddenly and very nervously put his hand on my crotch. It never occurred to me to tell him not to. I’m not sure if I agreed to it or not, but he managed to get me to follow him to a nearby rest room at another secondary school “to play.” In the bathroom stall, lit by two scant rows of fluorescent lights, half of them burnt-out or flickering, he tried to kiss me, but I was too nauseated to do that. He sucked my nipples and played with my cock. I had no idea what to do. He then tried to get me to suck his. Somehow I knew this was expected of me...(con't) Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:13 PM (Av6i5) 135
[con’t]…
“…, but I just could not put his ugly, foul-smelling penis into my mouth. When he forced it in I gagged so hard I started vomiting. Undaunted, he tried to put his cock in my ass. Thankfully, he came prematurely. He pulled up his trousers and left me in the toilet stall confused, frightened, crying, and praying to God for forgiveness of my horrible sin. I spent a good deal of time locked in the stall, trying to clean up, trying to wipe the smell of that act off with wet toilet paper, but I was doused in the stench of that man and what he had done. This incident should have soured me on men, but it only made me more confused and needful. One day later, something accidental happened that would change my life. I discovered that at a urinal I could actually see someone else’s penis. I was ecstatic and fearful, but I wanted more. One day, at a local shopping mall, as I was trying to sneak a peek at penises in the rest rooms, a man at the urinal actually turned to me and started playing with himself. He flashed me a gold-toothed smirk and motioned for me to come over. Shocked, I zippered up and ran out, but the seeds had been laid. The whole world of rest-room sex had [con't] Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:14 PM (Av6i5) 136
Nice looking young mom was arrested and convicted for calling a creepy minority filming kids for calling him a name.
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0) 137
As for affirmation, people at the coffeehouse were pretty laissez-faire. "Oh, he's just getting in touch with his feminine side."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius If I want to get in touch with my feminine self, I'll just get drunk, blubber and talk nonsense.... then rant about no one understanding me. Posted by: Big Lou at July 29, 2026 07:14 PM (q6tQZ) 138
[con't)
"... opened itself up to me. Soon I was spending a great deal of time hanging out in shopping malls and cruising the rest rooms for sexual encounters. My rest-room exploits started to be a great burden on my mind. The better part of the year was spent making deals with God, asking for a sign, then ignoring and rationalizing everything I perceived to be a sign, praying for forgiveness, and being obsessed with raging hormones and a seemingly endless supply of dicks. I believed that it was all part of a test by God to see if I was a sinner. I was. I had known before that something was up, and that I was attracted to men, but this toilet thing was a whole new realm of sin and Satan, a new level that I had never before imagined. The following years were spent praying for forgiveness and trying to purge my homosexuality through prayer and Bible study. While my classmates wondered what sex was like, content to masturbate over pinups, I was out there having my cock sucked and my ass fucked. These were grown men I was tricking with. Some were nice, grateful for a young boy to have their way with. Some were harsh and mean...[con't] Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (Av6i5) 139
I seriously had kids in the neighborhood tell me that girls would get the 'baby fever' once they turned 30 as their fertility ran out. I was like 12. Apparently they didn't teach girls that for long after that time.
Posted by: Oldcat --- They used to get the 'baby fever' between 16 and 22. If they didn't have a child by the time they were 22 something was wrong. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (+yTe/) 140
Swappable genitalia are only a thing on the planet Ork.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (0MjtC) 141
This is why trannies kill their parents. Thank a teacher. Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk) This puzzles me- why not kill the teacher or the doctor? Or are their brains too fried to make that connection and parents are just a closer target? Posted by: sal at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (f+FmA) 142
[con't]
"....There were a few nasty encounters, brutal and painful experiences, near-rapes, but through it all, I never thought that I had the ability to say no. I was scared about what I was doing, scared of God’s judgment and of being caught in all those rest rooms and parks, but I really did enjoy those sexual encounters. That feeling of doing it to them and them doing the same for me was just too damn good." Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (Av6i5) 143
Would a real woman beat her mother to death with a hammer? Even taking into account the insanity, it sounds more like a guy thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (8mulE) Poison is the go to murder technique for women by all reports. Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy) 144
They used to get the 'baby fever' between 16 and 22. If they didn't have a child by the time they were 22 something was wrong.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (+yTe/) yeah that was husband fever. Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy) 145
I read somewhere that the M->F'ers are very proud the first time they run up onto the curb.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1) 146
Poison is the go to murder technique for women by all reports.
Posted by: Oldcat Very Agatha Christie. Knew a woman ( physician, no less) that burned her kids alive. "STay there, baby, the firemen will come and get you out." Posted by: Big Lou at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (q6tQZ) 147
zombie, I remember reading that.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:18 PM (abScH) 148
129 Clinton shipped the Somalis in.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:11 PM (+yTe/) No, I am repeatedly assured here that America had no evil Muslims AT ALL until Bush XLIII. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 07:18 PM (5cAZW) 149
An undisclosed amount is also dispersed to its Institute for Sexual and Gender Health, which has a total budget of $1.4 million.
---- Disbursed. It's "disbursed," you professional writer, you Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (PQQ7d) 150
yeah that was husband fever.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy) The main reason women went to college prior to 1970. Not all- but most. Posted by: sal at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (f+FmA) 151
>>>This puzzles me- why not kill the teacher or the doctor? Or are their brains too fried to make that connection and parents are just a closer target?
Posted by: sal --- The parents started it The parents allowed it to happen The parents didn't defend them Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (+yTe/) 152
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?
What the fuck is going on there? Posted by: ballistic * smiles * Posted by: Big Penguin at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (bcayB) 153
Last night, @seattlestorm co-owner Celeste Keaton cursed out two teen girls for wearing @xx_xyathletics shirts, calling them "f*cking insane."
Interesting in 1978 I and a frat bro decided we as no-athlete would win the coed flag football. No off the line touch, automatic first down if man collided with woman on running plays. We had 2 gals play basketball, 2 softball players, and a tennis gal. They could run a play, catch a football, and run. We made the girls the heros as they made every first down and we won the championship. Did we play a powder puff game, yes. But we played and had fun. Point is, everyone of the men playing girl sports is not for fun. It is to hurt or injure or humiliate. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (/+uur) 154
58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s) HOW??? Posted by: Virtually everyone today at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (pDKdk) I covered this extensively in my Earth's Children book series featuring Ayla, an orphaned Cro-Magnon girl adopted by the Neanderthals and her main love interest, Jondalar of the Zeladonii who sported a prodigiously-sized "woman maker." Posted by: Jean M. Auel at July 29, 2026 07:20 PM (q2NNn) 155
147 zombie, I remember reading that.
Posted by: Ben Had The expose made quite a splash at the time. It was reposted everywhere. Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:20 PM (Av6i5) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0226 seconds. |
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