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Polish Winged Hussar Armor

Weasel wants to show off her babies.

This idiot is clearly not a reader, because he is entirely unaware that bears are out of control.

Funny dog expressions.

Messy eater.

Cat won't abide any roughhousing.

Adopted goose becomes an auntie to ducklings.

Baby giraffe finds an umbrella.

Surfer dog.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Not blade

Posted by: Accomack at July 28, 2026 07:22 PM (77Bgk)

3 Find it funny Winged Hussars are heavy cavalry then 100 years later Hussars are light cavalry

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

4
*flat, blaring nerd voice*

Hi everyone!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2026 07:23 PM (O0L8i)

5 I could have been first but I was boomering.

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

6 Willowed:
For much better reporting on China, I like laowhy86 and Winston Sterzel. They are both pro-American, speak Mandarin, lived in China, and have Chinese wives.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2026 07:21 PM (RIvkX)

I watched part of one on ewetub called 'The China Show'. It was interesting, but also felt a bit like propaganda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 28, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

7 The wings look cool and all but it seems like they'd hamper movement.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 28, 2026 07:24 PM (ExV1e)

8 Winged Hussar = bada$$

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD)

9 Beautiful armor. Looks cumbersome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2026 07:25 PM (+YoHw)

10 Huzza!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 28, 2026 07:28 PM (u/wrI)

11 Beautiful armor. Looks cumbersome.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2026 07:25 PM (+YoHw)

Everyone knows when they arrive.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 28, 2026 07:30 PM (vSvIl)

12 "Winged Hussar = bada$$"

Maybe the wings serve no other practical purpose than to make your enemy freeze in fear so you can easily lop their head off.

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

13 Were the females Hussies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Cqx++)

14 Bear guy displays an astonishing lack of situational awareness.

How can you not feel something snuffling at your bare leg?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2026 07:31 PM (vJrRc)

15 American Airlines flight diverted after mystery odor reportedly sickens the crew and passengers

The reported odor was traced to front first class cabin area on Flight 719

Onboard the Aircraft was reported to be Jerry Nadler.

Flight 719, a Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner, departed Leonardo da Vinci International Airport (FCO) around noon local time but diverted to Dublin Airport roughly three hours into the flight, according to FlightAware.

The aircraft landed safety and Jerry Nadler was escorted by an Irish Bioweapon Team at the airport.

Jerry Nadler and his Office had no comment on the incident.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 28, 2026 07:32 PM (4SG1s)

16 Where is that armor located? That's a museum I would love to visit.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at July 28, 2026 07:34 PM (va0Yo)

17 Find it funny Winged Hussars are heavy cavalry then 100 years later Hussars are light cavalry
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 07:23 PM

You try strapping on those wings. They aren't exactly 'light'.

Posted by: Winged Hussars at July 28, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

18 12 "Winged Hussar = bada$$"

Maybe the wings serve no other practical purpose than to make your enemy freeze in fear so you can easily lop their head off.
Posted by: fd at July 28, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)
----
Or make them look like angels bringing God's vengeance.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 07:37 PM (cWLG3)

19 My 4th generation Polish American was wearing that exact outfit when I met him almost 50yrs ago!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 28, 2026 07:39 PM (hzuYO)

20 Weird d color sky here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2026 07:40 PM (+YoHw)

21 Wait until dogs learn to operate trebuchets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

22 Red Bull gives you wings.

Posted by: Mona "Bingo Wings" Gugliemo at July 28, 2026 07:40 PM (JM9I6)

23 Where is that armor located?
Posted by: Retired, thank God at July 28, 2026 07:34 PM

On a mannequin-like form.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

24 21 Wait until dogs learn to operate trebuchets.

maybe they can help with the surplus grifter population when towns run out of available lampposts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 28, 2026 07:43 PM (VyBeY)

25 It's 92F, I took my pants off, and my eyelids are sweating.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 28, 2026 07:43 PM (3oLiU)

26 Same as Samurai wearing those flags on their backs

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

27 I love the Sabaton winged Hussars video
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=CxlRJsQ7p2k
remove the spaces I added to be sure to not blow the margins

Posted by: PaleRider at July 28, 2026 07:43 PM (PV+Zw)

28 Supposedly the wings were to foil lassos which were used by the Mongols iirc

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2026 07:45 PM (YwEeS)

29 Polish Winged Hussar Armor

White Privilege!!!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at July 28, 2026 07:45 PM (vDZgA)

30 It's 92F, I took my pants off, and my eyelids are sweating.

Sissy!
We keep our pants on til it hits 100.

Posted by: MkY at July 28, 2026 07:46 PM (q6tQZ)

31 I watched part of one on ewetub called 'The China Show'. It was interesting, but also felt a bit like propaganda.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 28, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)
===

A lot of their content is deconstructing current CCP propaganda campaigns.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)

32 >>>How can you not feel something snuffling at your bare leg?

Posted by: FeatherBlade

>If the bear had sunk teeth in that dork's calf, he would have been mauled.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 28, 2026 07:48 PM (3oLiU)

33 "If the bear had sunk teeth in that dork's calf, he would have been mauled.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"

That would have made a better video.

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2026 07:49 PM (MWfyi)

34 Did your AC fail Rev?

My little window units had been going 24/7 for over a week. Last night it actually cooled off earlyish so I was able to go to my normal mode of switching to fans for overnight. (whole house fan, fan mode on the ACs and 4 extra window fans). I don't how the pioneers managed, I guess folks who weren't tough back then didn't live long.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 28, 2026 07:50 PM (PV+Zw)

35 If the bear had sunk teeth in that dork's calf, he would have been mauled.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"

That would have made a better video.
Posted by: fd

We need to be entertained.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2026 07:51 PM (+YoHw)

36 It's 92F, I took my pants off, "

92? Sounds chilly. What are "pants"?

/shorts, flip flops, magellan ss shirts

Posted by: man at July 28, 2026 07:53 PM (XuXeR)

37 Always ready to help, eh, Duncanthrax?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 28, 2026 07:54 PM (gRFug)

38 >>>This idiot is clearly not a reader, because he is entirely unaware that bears are out of control.

The guy with the camera was so conflicted. Should he warn the idiot that he might be in danger or should he get the video. Of course he made the right call. The internet needs more video!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 28, 2026 07:55 PM (syz1S)

39 Big Penguin regularly uses propaganda tricks long ago developed by the Chinese, but even Richard Nixon was canny enough to turn down an invitation to visit Antarctica.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 28, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)

40 painting of the vineyard in my development . See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)

41 Watching Mortal Kombat 2
Karl Urban as an aging Johnny Cage is making me chortle.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 28, 2026 07:56 PM (ZBho7)

42 Working today and tomorrow at a tech school, no air conditioning as its in a renovated space and no windows to open. Had to be well in the 80s and hotter than was outside

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

43 That bear video seems fake. It has to be, right?

Is that a bear cub?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 28, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

44 In re the Winged Hussar Armor: a similar display can be found at the Military Museum in Poznan, Poland.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 28, 2026 08:01 PM (l6G0X)

45 Elon just Xeeted they are going to try to recover Starship, which is still floating out there.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 28, 2026 08:02 PM (iKvf9)

46 Penguin content early in the week spoils everyone, as there is a large contingent of well-adjusted folks who tune in here only for said content. Build the suspense, drive everyone nuts, then unleash the Penguin antics on Thursday or Friday. Proven winning strategy. Ace has learned so much.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at July 28, 2026 08:02 PM (JM9I6)

47 >>>Surfer dog.

I don't think that riding a surfer is quite the same as surfing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 28, 2026 08:03 PM (syz1S)

48 I worked a new country on 20m yesterday: Crete. Bear in mind that all Cretans are liars, so there's no way I can be sure-sure. But if it's true, that brings my country total so far to 178.

Posted by: gp at July 28, 2026 08:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

49 Sounds like a job for...
*arms akimbo"
JAMES CAMERON!

Posted by: The great and powerful James Cameron at July 28, 2026 08:04 PM (cWLG3)

50 "there is a large contingent of well-adjusted folks who tune in here only for said content"

Big Penguin propaganda.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 28, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

51 Finally made it home! Now to make dinner.

No flipping idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2026 08:04 PM (0W2r0)

52 I'm a big fan of Erte jewelry, and right now there are earrings for sale on eBay that are absolutely the wings of that armor! Gorgeous and price-y.

Erte is considered the father of Art Deco, so dating back to the early 1900s. He was Russian but based in Paris, he might well have seen that armor on his travels.

Yum.

Posted by: Wenda at July 28, 2026 08:04 PM (UDQz0)

53 Always ready to help, eh, Duncanthrax?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 28, 2026 07:54 PM

Well, we do take an oath:

“In brightest day, in Over night,
no request shall escape our sight.
Let those who worship ignorance’s might
beware our knowledge…HordeSource's advice!”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1)

54 48 I worked a new country on 20m yesterday: Crete. Bear in mind that all Cretans are liars, so there's no way I can be sure-sure. But if it's true, that brings my country total so far to 178.
Posted by: gp

Any word from the Isle of Malta?

Posted by: Baron Mikel Scicluna at July 28, 2026 08:05 PM (JM9I6)

55 @48 Cretans or Cretins?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 08:06 PM (cWLG3)

56 The wings look cool and all but it seems like they'd hamper movement.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 28, 2026 07:24 PM (ExV1e)

Supposedly the feathers on the wings made a scary as shit noise when they charged as a group. They were used at the battle of Vienna. Kara Mustafa was routed by Jan Sobieski 111 and the Muzzies expansion in to Europe was stopped.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2026 08:07 PM (NtVYv)

57 54 I have one Maltese contact, but he never confirmed the QSO.

Posted by: gp at July 28, 2026 08:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

58 Been hearing far off thunder on and off all evening but nothing much of rain.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

59 'Cretans or Cretins?'

Cretans. Can't stop em from hoppin!

Posted by: gp at July 28, 2026 08:09 PM (Jr5Lq)

60 Penguin content early in the week spoils everyone, as there is a large contingent of well-adjusted folks who tune in here only for said content. Build the suspense, drive everyone nuts, then unleash the Penguin antics on Thursday or Friday. Proven winning strategy. Ace has learned so much.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at July 28, 2026 08:02 PM

Perhaps what Ace has learned is that penguin content early in the week results in olfactory overload for days, even with the AoSHQ Café Custodial Engineering Department working massive amounts of overtime to get the mephitic bouquet even slightly under control resulting in a significant (and often sustained) drop in patronage for the rest of the week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

61 was routed by Jan Sobieski 111 and the Muzzies expansion in to Europe was stopped.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2026 08:07 PM

Then the Marxists left them in

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

62 46 Penguin content early in the week spoils everyone, as there is a large contingent of well-adjusted folks who tune in here only for said content. Build the suspense, drive everyone nuts, then unleash the Penguin antics on Thursday or Friday. Proven winning strategy. Ace has learned so much.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at July 28, 2026 08:02 PM (JM9I6)

..........

I turn wildlife shows on every morning for my golden. I don't pay attention but she does! The other morning I happened to look up and the closed captioning was on. It read " Penguin divorces are very common". I didn't have time to rewind it but I'm gonna have to. I've been wondering about it ever since

Posted by: Molly k. at July 28, 2026 08:11 PM (j/yko)

63 Tropospheric ducting resulted in 2m opening up a few mornings mid to late last week, with several hundred mile QSOs reported here in Central Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

64 Good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0)

65 63 Yes, one of our local 2m repeaters is being confounded by traffic from a distant repeater we almost never hear. It's been a good sporadic E season too. I've made my share of 6m contacts, and I've heard lots of station-blanking on FM BCB stations in the car this summer.

Posted by: gp at July 28, 2026 08:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

66 Crete!
cool! Congrats, gp!

onward to Mt. Athos!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 28, 2026 08:16 PM (VyBeY)

67 NASA renovated an office space to make a daycare. The hot water pump failed so they have no A/C. Apparently, the A/C unit cools the air so much when it dehumidifies that they need hot water to bring the air temp back up.
When we worked there, the air temp was below standards, about 68-70, but no one investigated it until final punch list.

Posted by: Accomack at July 28, 2026 08:16 PM (ou30A)

68 40: very nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2026 08:18 PM (+YoHw)

69 for a different perspective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPzCE4HmbGM

Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 28, 2026 08:18 PM (jrgJz)

70 It read " Penguin divorces are very common". I didn't have time to rewind it but I'm gonna have to. I've been wondering about it ever since
Posted by: Molly k. at July 28, 2026 08:11 PM

The 'bachelor' penguins who are forced out to the edges of the rookery are known as "hooligans". One of their milder perversions is bringing pebbles to the females who are already partnered with a male. These females will often then sneak off with one of the hooligans for a bit of fun.

If caught, their partner 'divorces' them.

As I said, this is, perhaps, the mildest perversion the hooligans exhibit. Being a family blog, further discussion is probably not wise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

71 Uh oh, an "anomaly" on the LINK spacecraft which was going to boost the SWIFT gamma ray satellite.

It is now tumbling out of control.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 28, 2026 08:23 PM (iKvf9)

72 We are all hooligans at heart.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at July 28, 2026 08:24 PM (JM9I6)

73 Those who permanently leave Crete are known as Excretions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2026 08:25 PM (Cqx++)

74 >>>Is that a bear cub?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

>Teenage bear. 200-300 lbs. They are the worse. Very curious about everything and afraid of nothing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 28, 2026 08:28 PM (3oLiU)

75
>Teenage bear. 200-300 lbs. They are the worse. Very curious about everything and afraid of nothing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

They smoke cigarettes and listen to loud music.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2026 08:29 PM (Cqx++)

76 We heartily endorse James Talarico as Texas' next Senator!

Posted by: Big Penguin at July 28, 2026 08:34 PM (by7ao)

77 73 Ha!

Posted by: gp at July 28, 2026 08:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

78 I always have to warn my summer visitors to keep their windows closed. Bears roam the area, and they will walk through an open window. Doesn't happen every year. Perhaps every other year.

Posted by: Wenda at July 28, 2026 08:36 PM (UDQz0)

79 Yes, Polynikes, The Vineyard is very nicely done.

Posted by: Ars Gratia Artis at July 28, 2026 08:37 PM (JM9I6)

80 PS. I didn't mean bears come into MY house! A house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Wenda at July 28, 2026 08:40 PM (UDQz0)

81 Are all of our Fox River Valley WI morons safe and secure after the tornado?

Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2026 08:45 PM (Q+gd/)

82 Some years ago, a black bear pushed through a plate glass window at a little store along the Big Thompson river, in Colorado. It gorged itself on jellies and jams and preserves, then meandered away.

Bears are basically really big dogs with a mean streak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 28, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

83 I fully support the right to arm bears!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2026 08:46 PM (pDKdk)

84 Some years ago, a black bear pushed through a plate glass window at a little store along the Big Thompson river, in Colorado. It gorged itself on jellies and jams and preserves, then meandered away.

Bears are basically really big dogs with a mean streak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 28, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

85 Cool, a split double poat!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 28, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

86 84 Some years ago, a black bear pushed through a plate glass window at a little store along the Big Thompson river, in Colorado. It gorged itself on jellies and jams and preserves, then meandered away.

Bears are basically really big dogs with a mean streak.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 28, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)
--
Except for the tree climbing ability.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 08:48 PM (cWLG3)

87
Winged Husseys > Winged Hussars

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 28, 2026 08:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

88 I whither in heat. And heat to me is anything over 75.

I need to move to Alaska.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 28, 2026 08:50 PM (yEz+x)

89 I tried to watch the Odyssey TV miniseries but lost interest almost immediately. I don't think Nolan's Odyssey would be any better for me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2026 08:50 PM (KC5Lt)

90 Yes, I'd like to buy a suit of armor. And three kittens. That'll be cash.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2026 08:51 PM (LHPAg)

91 Willowed:
Except for the old bluesmen still plugging away and finally making a decent living, The Yardbirds (when Clapton wasn't in the band) and Jimi, music in the 60s sucked a syphilitic tree sloth's unwiped ass.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Doors, Love, Spirit, Airplane, Dead, Animals.... If they had 1970's technology they would've sounded better but they wrote great songs.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 28, 2026 08:53 PM (DZ9Lv)

92 There was a peaches sighting earlier today.

I hope y’all were nice to her. I miss her.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 28, 2026 08:54 PM (6TWkg)

93
Rand Paul is Cicero to Anthony Fauchi's Cataline.

The interviews, the pictures of his office, and now the diaries.

This is a Narcissist of monstrous proportions, who's story blinds the scribes.

Posted by: Auspex at July 28, 2026 08:57 PM (Y8DZL)

94 Evenin,’ All.

BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2026 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

95 the 60s sucked a syphilitic tree sloth's unwiped ass.

Poetry.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2026 08:58 PM (+YoHw)

96 My daughter thinks Seattle’s weather is awesome. She loves rain. Says it’s cozy.
Kids a bit daff.

Posted by: Accomack at July 28, 2026 08:59 PM (AZXeW)

97

12,000 lbs of bacon imported from Canada recalled.

The bacon recall is for Idaho, Oregon and Washington.

What a waste of bacon.

Posted by: four seasons at July 28, 2026 08:59 PM (/QHx4)

98 96 Rain is cool.

Sunshine is vastly overrated.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2026 09:00 PM (77rzZ)

99 88 I whither in heat. And heat to me is anything over 75.

I need to move to Alaska.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 28, 2026 08:50 PM (yEz+x)

It’s 96 right now, coming off a high of 101.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2026 09:01 PM (pDKdk)

100 Evening, Ace, and Cafe habituees. Good news from a Dr. visit today, and made some good progress on a project, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:01 PM (1z8ji)

101 25 It's 92F, I took my pants off, and my eyelids are sweating.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 28, 2026 07:43 PM (3oLiU)

Guess we can't talk about books in this thread then.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 28, 2026 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

102 Find it funny Winged Hussars are heavy cavalry then 100 years later Hussars are light cavalry
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

Just think: a cavalry composed entirely of trannies would be Unhinged Wussars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:03 PM (1z8ji)

103 Find it funny Winged Hussars are heavy cavalry then 100 years later Hussars are light cavalry
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 07:23 PM

You try strapping on those wings. They aren't exactly 'light'.
Posted by: Winged Hussars at July 28, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

Dump the wings. For the weight, carry another eight magazines and more.frags.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2026 09:05 PM (2WIwB)

104 Just think: a cavalry composed entirely of trannies would be Unhinged Wussars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:03 PM (1z8ji)

You let us win this battle or WE ARE GONNA KILL OURSELVES!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Wussars in battle at July 28, 2026 09:06 PM (pDKdk)

105 Just think: a cavalry composed entirely of trannies would be Unhinged Wussars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:03 PM (1z8ji)
Unwanged Hussars.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

106 No pluviophilia here but we do need some rain.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2026 09:07 PM (pDKdk)

107 Evenin,’ All.

BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2026 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

That pretty much sums up Geezer Golf today. Not the best outing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2026 09:07 PM (2WIwB)

108 87, feels like 89. Our heat index was 112. That is hot even for us. We should have rain tomorrow, but right now the air is like soup.

Posted by: Piper at July 28, 2026 09:09 PM (p4NUW)

109 Just think: a cavalry composed entirely of trannies would be Unhinged Wussars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:03 PM (1z8ji)
Unwanged Hussars.
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

Targets.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2026 09:11 PM (2WIwB)

110 >>>You let us win this battle or WE ARE GONNA KILL OURSELVES!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Wussars in battle

>And children, families and neighbors and leaders.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 28, 2026 09:12 PM (3oLiU)

111 I could have been first but I was boomering.
Posted by: fd at July 28, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

Could you boomer sooner?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 28, 2026 09:14 PM (/FjPO)

112 The thunderstorm, that turned out to be just a bit of a breeze, screwed up my golf plans. To be fair, it did look threatening. Nothing happened. I might go to the golf range at Burke Lake (VA) tomorrow night. It's open till 10pm.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 28, 2026 09:14 PM (sAmhv)

113 Ace taking a sick day? I think he's been phoning it in for some fresh snizz.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 28, 2026 09:15 PM (3oLiU)

114 Currently, the heat is bothering me far less than the smoke. It's oppressive. Just glad me and the missus do not have any pulmonary issues. Some folks do, though.

Did not see this last summer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 28, 2026 09:17 PM (0aYVJ)

115 I hear Halo: Combat Evolved - the game that started it all - has been ported to the PS5 with new art, a few new missions, and some gameplay tweaks.
The new art seems to have been ported from the PC remaster, which some people don't like... I have a complicated opinion on that. (The original worked around 2001 tech and somehow made a design language around it. The remake makes it look like a generic world like any other.)
I can't comment on the gameplay of the PS5 version since I haven't played it, but some decisions look stupid, like putting a shot counter into some of the alien weapons that already ... had them, elsewhere.
The big controversy seems to be around the new missions which feature space marines, but the majority are female. YAAAAS SLAYY

Posted by: gKWVE at July 28, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

116 I'd like again to recommend to anyone not of the X body that Xcancel.com Redirector works well with my Win11+Vivaldi browser setup.

Recent change to X won't let me watch videos on X (but on embeds here it will) without sign-up. X may have fixed this but I don't care because that Redirector automatically redirects any x.com links to xcancel.com.

Seems there's been a good change on xcancel, too: Before, besides changing x to xcancel in the URL, it wouldn't accept a long URL with the "?" and info at the end. In now doesn't seem to matter. Also now does a check for bothood, sometimes, but it's quick.

xcancel > x also because you can full-screen without starting the video.

So, I'm enjoying all the x vids from the cafe again.😎

Posted by: mindful webworker - could you repeat that, slowly, with smaller words? at July 28, 2026 09:19 PM (cvo3J)

117 Late to the party tonight, but just read this about the ChiComm Media Useful Idiot Stooges in the previous post:]

WNYC's Brian Lehrer said the trip improved his understanding of the complexities of Chinese politics and the boundaries of political debate inside the country.

The internal report then states:

"He confirmed that his perception of China changed 'in 100 ways.'"

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More like 100,000 ways, amirite? IYKWIMAITYD ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 28, 2026 09:20 PM (VIqNr)

118
The Big Dummy went in for a chiropractic session today. He was not a happy puppy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2026 09:20 PM (O0L8i)

119 I read the prior thread about the CCP operation involving US journalists brought to China to be groomed as agents of influence.

It sounds *exactly* like the setups for journalists in the USSR back in the day, by agents just like Yuri Bezmenov.

I'll go ahead and guarantee it employed the same means - booze and bitches and boys and blackmail, wherever shared Communist ideology can't achieve the desired results.

I have an easy answer for this. We know the names of many of these unregistered foreign agents.

Virtually all journalists are dissipated drunks and perverts. Lure them into Ubers with bitches, boys, and booze just like the CCP did. But then, make them disappear into a place where nobody ever leaves and the living envy the dead.

Given that their identities as unregistered Chinese agents are publicly known, the pattern of disappearances will be known, even if the cause can't be, and all players on both sides of the Pacific will take notice and adjust their behaviors accordingly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2026 09:29 PM (BI5O2)

120 105 Just think: a cavalry composed entirely of trannies would be Unhinged Wussars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:03 PM (1z8ji)
Unwanged Hussars.
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

Winged Hussies...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2026 09:29 PM (mP0Kj)

121 Only a fucking "jOuRNaLiSt" could be dumb enough to voluntarily allow a communist government to propagandize them. As if ANYTHING the Chinese Communist party would tell them or show them would be the actual "truth". Good lord.

Posted by: deadrody at July 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vgB0v)

It's not dumb, it's treachery. They're getting *paid* to sell this country up the river.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)

122 121 Only a fucking "jOuRNaLiSt" could be dumb enough to voluntarily allow a communist government to propagandize them. As if ANYTHING the Chinese Communist party would tell them or show them would be the actual "truth". Good lord.

Posted by: deadrody at July 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vgB0v)

It's not dumb, it's treachery. They're getting *paid* to sell this country up the river.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)

Whoever coined the term suicidal empathy? Should get some type of award.

It is what they have used against the American people since the early 1900s.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2026 09:35 PM (mP0Kj)

123 It's not dumb, it's treachery. They're getting *paid* to sell this country up the river.

They've been doing that for free for many decades. I wonder if the CCP is being cheated.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 28, 2026 09:37 PM (CHHv1)

124 123 It's not dumb, it's treachery. They're getting *paid* to sell this country up the river.

They've been doing that for free for many decades. I wonder if the CCP is being cheated.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 28, 2026 09:37 PM (CHHv1)
It's not up the river, it's down the river.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2026 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

125 >Teenage bear. 200-300 lbs. They are the worse. Very curious about everything and afraid of nothing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

They smoke cigarettes and listen to loud music.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2026 08:29 PM (Cqx++)

Probably like Rush.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 28, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

126 Personally, I'd recommend the recently abandoned Brushy Mountain Penitentiary in East Tennessee. It's an old and scary but still secure prison, haunted by decades' worth of the worst of the worst killers in the Southeast, and nestled deep within a particularly horrible expanse of dense, snake-infested subtropical forest. And nobody thinks it's still doing anything besides tours, which could be quietly discontinued.

It's a place where you could make living journalists envy the dead, with nary a peep to be heard.

Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2026 09:41 PM (BI5O2)

127 It's not up the river, it's down the river.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2026 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

I don't like sounding like other people.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2026 09:41 PM (vE0+H)

128 Hot & hazy here. Air quality is meh, ranging from "moderate" to "unhealthy for sensitive groups" as wind changes direction.

Boise is getting *slammed* compared to us, with "Unhealthy" to "very unhealthy" measurements.

airquality.deq.idaho.gov/
home/map

Posted by: JQ at July 28, 2026 09:50 PM (rdVOm)

129 122 121 Only a fucking "jOuRNaLiSt" could be dumb enough to voluntarily allow a communist government to propagandize them. As if ANYTHING the Chinese Communist party would tell them or show them would be the actual "truth". Good lord.

Posted by: deadrody at July 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vgB0v)

It's not dumb, it's treachery. They're getting *paid* to sell this country up the river.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)

Whoever coined the term suicidal empathy? Should get some type of award.

It is what they have used against the American people since the early 1900s.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2026 09:35 PM (mP0Kj)
---
I've seen the origin of that phrase credited to Elon Musk.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 09:51 PM (cWLG3)

130 Whoever coined the term suicidal empathy? Should get some type of award.

It is what they have used against the American people since the early 1900s.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2026 09:35 PM (mP0Kj)

Gad Saad, I believe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:53 PM (1z8ji)

131 I should mow, but pfft. DGF. The chicory is what makes the yard look sloppy-- those thin, ugly stems grow so quickly.

I'll wait for a cooler day. Just don't feel like getting hot & dusty today.

Posted by: JQ at July 28, 2026 09:55 PM (rdVOm)

132 Heya JQ

I was thinking about you earlier today and sending good thoughts for you and your sweet hubs.

Thank you for being such an amazing partner to him. In moments, I’m certain he knows how fortunate he is.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 28, 2026 09:55 PM (yEz+x)

133 12,000 lbs of bacon imported from Canada recalled… for Idaho, Oregon and Washington.…
Posted by: four seasons

I presume that's Canadian "bacon," not real bacon. No loss.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fake ham at July 28, 2026 09:55 PM (cvo3J)

134
Real bacon

Posted by: four seasons at July 28, 2026 09:56 PM (/QHx4)

135 No, Bacon bacon

Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2026 09:56 PM (oJxaF)

136 Woah, bear dude is a darwin award in waiting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2026 09:58 PM (S41Gd)

137 Thanks, nurse! That's sweet of you.

Hubby was pretty good today. Tired, not too talkative, but sure liked his steak bits & corn *off* the cob!

Posted by: JQ at July 28, 2026 09:58 PM (rdVOm)

138 133 12,000 lbs of bacon imported from Canada recalled… for Idaho, Oregon and Washington.…
Posted by: four seasons

I presume that's Canadian "bacon," not real bacon. No loss.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fake ham at July 28, 2026 09:55 PM (cvo3J)

That was my question; is it real bacon from Canada, or Canadian bacon?

Posted by: a.moron at July 28, 2026 09:59 PM (X5Jzz)

139 The bacon recall is for *uncured* bacon, by a brand I've not ever purchased.

No worries!

Posted by: JQ at July 28, 2026 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

140 130 Whoever coined the term suicidal empathy? Should get some type of award.

It is what they have used against the American people since the early 1900s.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2026 09:35 PM (mP0Kj)

Gad Saad, I believe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 09:53 PM (1z8ji)
---
Confirmes correct. Apparently Musk is a fan.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 10:01 PM (cWLG3)

141 I presume that's Canadian "bacon," not real bacon. No loss.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fake ham at July 28, 2026 09:55 PM (cvo3J)

You know, "canadian bacon" the peameal-rolled smoked ham stuff, is hard to find here. Mostly we have regular bacon in the stores. "Canadian" bacon is not a substitute for "real" bacon, it is a different treat entirely, and worthy in its own right. Just like New England clam chowder and Manhattan clam chowder are both worthy dishes in their own right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2026 10:01 PM (1z8ji)

142 @141 And Brunswick Stew!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 10:03 PM (cWLG3)

143 Nood Doof.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2026 10:03 PM (cWLG3)

144 Regular bacon, from Maple Leaf Foods, which didn't get "import reinspection" by USDA. (So, a technicality)

12-ounce packages of Royale Natural Applewood Smoked All Natural Uncured Bacon with sell-by dates of September 1, 2026 and September 7, 2026.

12-ounce packages of TOP VALU Uncured Hardwood Smoked Bacon with sell-by dates of September 1, 2, 4, 5, and 7, 2026.

Posted by: JQ at July 28, 2026 10:04 PM (rdVOm)

145 I don't know whether it was trust or panic or just finding some warm pocket in the middle of winter, but one night when I was thirteen or fourteen the heavily pregnant family cat crawled into my bed to deposit a single kitten, then scrammed. I woke up with a wet mewling mess between my ankles.

Posted by: mea culpa at July 28, 2026 10:05 PM (/wRqu)

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