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Daily Tech News 28 July 2026

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Disclaimer: People are people! You're peopling people!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:40 AM




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1 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2026 04:38 AM (lJ0H4)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Finally a day not too far from home, little later start but don't have to leave in 10 minutes at least

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Called the others

Posted by: SciVo at July 28, 2026 04:45 AM (Sy6m/)

5 BOING!

Back from shopping with Mrs. BD. Expecting to host over 20 pups and grandpups this coming weekend.

Lotta grilling will be done.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 04:46 AM (1o8D5)

6 Called the others

Posted by: SciVo at July 28, 2026 04:45 AM (Sy6m/)
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My phone was on mute. Sorry.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 04:46 AM (1o8D5)

7 Where's our w00t?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 04:47 AM (1o8D5)

8 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 28, 2026 04:48 AM (sAmhv)

9 I opened the door and the 2.5 ball of fluff was here ready to purr in my ear. I had to put him in another room because I don't want him to think that breakfast will be served at 4:00.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2026 04:51 AM (W90Ou)

10 Make that 2.5 "lb" ball of fluff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2026 04:51 AM (W90Ou)

11 I had such a nice morning yesterday. Spouse and I went to the RCC in the town over . It is such a lovely place with the stained glass windows, and I appreciate the people of various nationalities there to worship the Lord, There were some young guys there ( maybe they go before work ) but I appreciate young, devout people and I wonder whether some of them might be discerning whether they wish to enter the priesthood. I was there to pray for a special intention, and no, I do not take the Eucharist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2026 04:56 AM (W90Ou)

12 Pixy never really answered my investment question.

But based what he says, I exchanged my Nvidia shares for Bitcoin

Posted by: Miklos gonna be RICH at July 28, 2026 04:57 AM (A764u)

13 Time for sausages and French Toast

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

14 I don't want him to think that breakfast will be served at 4:00.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Please explain this same thing to Miss Dixie.

She is a girl, but more importantly she is a dog, and food demands are 24/7, if I go into the kitchen.

Posted by: Miklos does right by doggie at July 28, 2026 05:00 AM (A764u)

15 Time for sausages and French Toast
Posted by: Skip

There are muffins on the table.

Uncle Raymond sent some "grits" from Myrtle Beach, but there are no instructions on how to cook them

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at July 28, 2026 05:02 AM (A764u)

16 Beer here - NOT!

https://tinyurl.com/4rn5w948

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 05:03 AM (1o8D5)

17 Posted by: Miklos does right by doggie at July 28, 2026 05:00 AM (A764u

LOL. I understand

I think Millard probably thinks he should be fed 24/7 but I just shut the door and leave. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2026 05:03 AM (W90Ou)

18 Pixy never really answered my investment question.

But based what he says, I exchanged my Nvidia shares for Bitcoin

Posted by: Miklos gonna be RICH at July 28, 2026 04:57 AM (A764u)
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https://tinyurl.com/4yvz3bvf

I wish I had more money to invest right now!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 05:04 AM (1o8D5)

19 "The small things". Deuteronomy 7:11-12
International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/33veb5de

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2026 05:07 AM (rHgXV)

20
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

21 I wish I had more money to invest right now!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

My Fund Manager is Mr. Haney over in Pixley.

He's always got some hot money maker ideas

Posted by: Miklos at Green Acres (of the Bug Tussle Mikloses) at July 28, 2026 05:11 AM (A764u)

22 Fen, it sounds like the fluff ball has begun the takeover.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 28, 2026 05:13 AM (RjOoY)

23 Mallard Fastway has taken calvinball to a new level

https://autos.yahoo.com/scofflaw-duc k-keeps-triggering-speed-1830 00102.html

It's technology and how to fuck with it

Posted by: The Ballots at July 28, 2026 05:14 AM (LOZbR)

24 Disclaimer: People are people!

Except when they're lizard people wearing skin suits.

Posted by: ask me about sleestaks at July 28, 2026 05:23 AM (quOHo)

25 Miklos I do need to go to Myrtle Beach in near future

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 05:23 AM (Ia/+0)

26 @23/The Ballots:

So from the article, these cameras aren't hooked to the internet, and are stand-alone. Someone should take one off the pole, put it in the back of a truck pointing out to either side, and take it for a drive on the M1 motorway (70 MPH) and then return it to its pole. Let them figure THAT one out from the thousands of pictures it'll take of speeding buildings and trees.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 28, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW)

27 Solvent Green is people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 28, 2026 05:28 AM (tBH5l)

28 Dar al Islam, state by state:

https://tinyurl.com/93kjwrvk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 05:28 AM (1o8D5)

29 I do need to go to Myrtle Beach in near future
Posted by: Skip

I will buy you and the missus breakfast at Mammy's Kitchen.

Get there early, because always a line

Posted by: Miklos in younger than Mammy's Kitchen at July 28, 2026 05:29 AM (A764u)

30 Dar al Islam, state by state:

https://tinyurl.com/93kjwrvk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 05:28 AM (1o8D5)
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Sigh of relief. Signs of resistance:

https://tinyurl.com/2nw9fzh7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 05:32 AM (1o8D5)

31 I've always regarded the late night ONT as a kind of containment board for Miklos. To see him frolicking and capering about free and feral in the tech thread is alarming. He's not to be fed after midnight. No good will come of this.

Posted by: even mugwumps get the blues at July 28, 2026 05:35 AM (+sI/O)

32 This is sad. Advertising has always made use of unrealistic models and fake, scripted video with all the same editing tricks as any TV drama. But, influencers give the act an air of verisimilitude, which mixes with generative AI (there's your tech hook) like oil and fire.

Before, health and beauty advertising used people with impossibly good genetics, made up by pros, and younger than as portrayed. Now, they don't even exist.

The Woman Who Wasn’t There
battleswarmblog.com/?p=72520

I'm practically immune to this, because for one thing, I don't make the kind of purchases where the pitchman's skin is a testimony; and I also just don't like people much, so "parasocial relationship" content doesn't appeal. But I understand I'm in a minority.

Posted by: SciVo at July 28, 2026 05:36 AM (Sy6m/)

33
well, great. I just learned about something else I have to fear: open-weight AIs. And first, I have to learn what they are.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 28, 2026 05:37 AM (mmrXZ)

34 w00t late

Posted by: m at July 28, 2026 05:39 AM (faghi)

35 No good will come of this.
Posted by: even mugwumps get the blues

It's OK

Bojangles opened 10 minutes ago

Senator Darline got interns to go fetch it too

Posted by: Miklos feels like some "consulting" work is in order at July 28, 2026 05:42 AM (A764u)

36 w00t late
Posted by: m

ex post woot facto

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis the Elder at July 28, 2026 05:43 AM (A764u)

37 post woot ergo propter woot?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2026 05:45 AM (Ot/FD)

38 I'm practically immune to this, because for one thing, I don't make the kind of purchases where the pitchman's skin is a testimony; and I also just don't like people much, so "parasocial relationship" content doesn't appeal. But I understand I'm in a minority.
Posted by: SciVo at July 28, 2026 05:36 AM (Sy6m/)

The "influencer" style of ad already backfires horribly with a lot of people, including me. Replacing the fake person with a fake fake person doesn't really change things for us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2026 05:48 AM (Ot/FD)

39 I guess it is the way I was taught. My mom would put a plate of food and a bowl of water on the floor for the cat and the cat would eat and drink as it pleases over the course of the day.

Cats are not like dogs. They are not going to wolf it all down in one sitting.

My cat always seemed to be worried about where her next was coming from. She would cry with the plate was half empty. LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 28, 2026 05:51 AM (qFwJc)

40 post woot ergo propter woot?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I was just discussing Descartes with my dog the other day...

She suggested "woof" instead

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 28, 2026 05:52 AM (A764u)

41 >>>even college English majors these days struggle to understand Dickens

"What the Dickens!"

--college English majors these days

Posted by: m at July 28, 2026 05:55 AM (faghi)

42 This is a nice prayer by Elizabeth Goudge, ( 1900-1984) who was a wonderful novelist- and I didn't recall this-the daughter of an Anglican priest:

O Everlasting Mercy, who once in time came from the height of heaven to the depth of our need, come again in power to forgive us and renew us and set us on fire, that through the labours and prayers of broken- hearted sinners your mercy may banish the darkness and bring new life upon the earth.
--------
She also has a collection of prayers called "A Diary of Prayer."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2026 05:59 AM (xSAlF)

43 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 28, 2026 05:59 AM (Hbeqj)

44 w00t late

Posted by: m at July 28, 2026 05:39 AM (faghi)
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w00t hang.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2026 06:00 AM (1o8D5)

45 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2026 06:03 AM (Ia/+0)

46 If Dickens were an English professor today, he'd just be Ens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2026 06:04 AM (Ot/FD)

47 still faghi after all these w00ts

Posted by: m at July 28, 2026 06:08 AM (faghi)

48 Good morning, All.

Waiting for graphics card prices to come down...
Come to think of it, I never played Zork II and Zork III

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 28, 2026 06:08 AM (O/BY1)

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