Sunday Overnight Open Thread - July 26, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Last Sunday one of the month. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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I'm sure most of you watched this live when it aired, but for the few of you who didn't, here are the highlights from last night's WNBA All-Star Game

WNBA 2026 ALL-STAR HIGHLIGHTS 🔥 pic.twitter.com/PBGTi5u2rO
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) July 26, 2026

Get one while supplies last!

Angle Reese scored 0 points in the WNBA all star game last night and got a layup blocked by a player not trying to block it.

It's obvious that Mattel didn't make a barbie doll of her because she's a good player, they made it because she's black and hates Caitlin Clark! pic.twitter.com/QE2pPKifnB
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 26, 2026

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It's not just government at the federal level that is asshoe

Police pull over to arrest Florida man—for blocking Flock camera on public sidewalk.

He sat holding a 12-foot pool skimmer with sign taped on top.

Today all camera saw was sign:
"Down With Flock Cameras."

A witness offered to help:
"What's your name? I'll come bail you out!"… pic.twitter.com/b6jwpdwi1E
— LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 (@LongTimeHistory) July 25, 2026

Love this guy! How many cities are run like this? pic.twitter.com/fkKswFmo79
— Michelle Maxwell ™ (@MichelleMaxwell) July 26, 2026

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If AARP opposes something, I'm in favor of it by default

AARP to Congress: ‘We strongly object to fast-tracking Social Security changes’

Social Security has just about six years before it may need to start reducing retirement benefits — unless Congress acts sooner.
Earlier this month, a bipartisan group of senators put forward a proposal that outlines a process to make a Social Security overhaul happen faster.
Now, AARP, a nonprofit, nonpartisan organization that advocates on senior issues, said it opposes the senators’ bill, called the Protecting Retirement Opportunities and Maintaining Income Security for Everyone, or PROMISE, Act.
“We strongly object to fast-tracking Social Security changes through Congress, as your bill would do,” AARP Chief Advocacy and Engagement Officer Nancy LeaMond wrote in a July 21 letter addressed to Sens. Dick Durbin, the Democratic Whip from Illinois; and Bill Cassidy, R-Louisiana. Durbin and Cassidy are among the lawmakers who introduced the PROMISE Act proposal.

"Nonpartisan" - we all believe that, right?

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Young guy with a strong work ethic!

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Of course this happens when I'm no longer at the Doof Enterprises northern command

World’s largest jellyfish spotted near Cape Cod

One of the planet’s largest species of jellyfish—the Lion’s mane jellyfish (Cyanea capillata)—have been making unwelcome appearances on Massachusetts beaches, as reported by the Boston Globe.
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“Lion’s Mane jellyfish are currently appearing in unusually large numbers off Cape Cod,” reads a social media post by the Sandwich Marina – Sandwich Harbormaster in Cape Cod. “While Lion’s Mane is normally seen from late spring through summer, this year reports began in May, with exceptionally high densities observed by mid-June. Similar blooms have occurred in the past, including in 2020. Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.”
Furthermore, the post reminds people to not touch jellyfish—whether they’re on the beach or in the water. It’s generally a good idea to stay away from them, as tentacles can be hard to spot. In the case of a sting, wash the spot with warm water and use tweezers to get rid of the tentacles. You can use vinegar to help get rid of the sting.

I would actually really enjoy seeing this creature! Imagine it rocking out like this

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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From Pitch to Catwalk: The Wild, Wonderful World of FIFA Soccer Kits- Dedicated to Doof for his love of the game.

Soccer kits aren’t just uniforms, they’re national mood boards, cultural flexes, and straight-up fashion statements that can outshine the scoreline. In the high-stakes arena of the FIFA World Cup, a jersey has to survive 90 minutes of sweat, sprinting, and sliding tackles… while also looking sharp enough to make fans line up to buy them. Whether it’s the canary-yellow panache of Brazil or the ornate black-and-blue drama of Argentina’s latest away kit, these shirts have leapt from the pitch to street style. Let’s dive into the colorful and downright fabulous history of FIFA fashion, the creative minds behind the 2026 looks, and a definitive ranking by moi.

The Classics

Some kits transcend the game and become pure style icons. Top of the podium? Brazil’s 1970 home kit. That vibrant yellow shirt with green trim and blue shorts, worn by Pelé and the greatest team of all time, is the gold standard.

Close behind:
o West Germany’s 1990 kit, with its bold black-red-gold zigzag that screamed victory (and won the tournament). Designer Ina Franzmann wanted something that “makes a bang,” and it still does.
o Nigeria’s 2018 Nike chevron masterpiece (designed by the legendary Matthew Wolff) remains a streetwear grail.
o USA’s quirky 1994 “denim” kit, initially mocked by the players themselves but now a beloved retro cult favorite.

2026: North America’s Fashion World Cup — The Designers Behind the Looks

The 2026 tournament (48 teams, 100+ kits) turned releases into a runway show. The “big three” dominate: Adidas (14 federations), Nike (12), and Puma (11), with smaller brands like Kappa, Umbro, Capelli, and others filling the rest.

Key creative force: Sergio Mareco, Adidas Senior Designer of Apparel (and one of the lead minds on the 2026 federation collection). He and the Adidas team (including Matteo Kossman on home kits) infused national storytelling, heritage motifs, and technical cooling fabrics into everything from Argentina’s ornate away to Mexico’s Aztec-inspired home and Germany’s retro farewell (Adidas’s last tournament with Die Mannschaft before they switch brands). Nike’s in-house teams handled powerhouses like France, Brazil, the US, and Canada, focusing on breathable recycled mesh and cultural nods (e.g., Justin Atallian on the US kits). Puma brought vibrant African and European flair. Smaller brands like Capelli Sport delivered distinctive looks for rising nations.

Ranking the 2026 Kits (Our Fun Fashion Top 5)

Argentina away (Adidas) — The undisputed fashion champion. Ornate black with swirling blue fileteado porteño folk-art patterns. Brave, unique, and pure Buenos Aires swagger. (Sergio Mareco & Adidas team)

France (Nike) — Collars are back, baby! The home kit brings sophistication with tricolor flourishes (very “fashion capital” ), while the away leans into a cool light-green Statue of Liberty vibe.

Curaçao away (Adidas) — Sunny lemon-yellow with multicolored Trefoil stripes inspired by Willemstad’s colorful buildings. First-ever World Cup vibes and pure collector gold.

Japan away (Adidas) — Clean, retro-baseball-inspired elegance. If you find one, buy it!

Uruguay away (Nike) — The “Black Panther” kit. Sleek, superhero-level presence that pushes boundaries.

Honorable mention: Germany home (Adidas) — Last Adidas hurrah: 1990 zigzag throwback done right. Unmistakably German.

From 1930s wool to 2026’s high-tech storytelling canvases, FIFA kits prove the beautiful game has always been fabulous. Rank your favorites and maybe rock one off the pitch!

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Thanks, Piper -- although I must warn you that any future use of "pitch" instead of "field" or "kit" instead of "uniform" may result in you losing your prime parking spot at Doof Enterprises HQ.

The rest of you - Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

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1 On the prefrontal cortex, this ONT is taut and linear, driven by bright acerbicity and a core of dry wit and European fashion choices.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

2 Oh my!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (ok2JK)

3 Hello.

Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (bqIVz)

4 Sniper is behind the sun.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

5 Wha?, Wut?; NOW!

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (3oLMy)

6 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (w3u3d)

7 St

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 26, 2026 10:04 PM (6lIrI)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:05 PM (O6Iwc)

9 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 26, 2026 10:05 PM (+9wcF)

10 Hey, Doof.

Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)

11 Proof of first:

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Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:07 PM (ZxPkt)

12 All-Star

What a disgrace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:07 PM (NnhvP)

13 Sorry I'm late, I was having my tailor adjust the hem on my clamdiggers.

As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)

14 Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.

More jellyfish food means there'll be more jellyfish?

Good thing we gots "experts" to tell us these things.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

15 >>>Durbin and Cassidy are among the lawmakers who introduced the PROMISE Act proposal.

If those two fuckwits are behind it, then my bet would be that AARP got it right this time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (syz1S)

16 Not my prime parking spot!

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (hftzA)

17 All-Star

What a disgrace.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

What is our collective idea of the age of a teen boy's team that would whip their asses?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (O6Iwc)

18 AARP came out strongly in favor of 0bamacare, knowing it would screw their membership. They deserve nothing but scorn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 26, 2026 10:09 PM (+9wcF)

19 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

20 Hey, Piper!

I miss you!

Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (77rzZ)

21
Soccer is over for another four years. We don't have to pretend to care any longer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (O0L8i)

22 I watched a baseball game (NYY @ PHI)

this is unheard of for me
man- and I thought the guys who do football games talk too much!

constant yammering

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)

23 Sorry Piper. I soooo love your Sunday fashions. For me, tonight, these suck...
Love ya regardless 💕....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ok2JK)

24 Mexico’s jerseys were amazing works of art.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 10:11 PM (yEz+x)

25 Proof of first:

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Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:07 PM (ZxPkt)

Sure - that would hold up in court

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

26 A VTuber had to stop covering the World Cup FIFA events because every team she chose lost.

Naturally the soccer fans took this threat seriously and threatened to kill her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)

27 Use a drone with a can of spray paint against the FLOCK.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

28 I'm only here for the fashion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (u/oMr)

29 All-Star

What a disgrace.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Airballs (short) from 8 feet away. I haven't touched a basketball in 30 years and I could at least brick that.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

30 Hey, Doof.
Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)

Howdy

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

31 entrepreneurship by proxy

That husband is dead.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (NnhvP)

32 Soccer is over for another four years. We don't have to pretend to care any longer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (O0L8i)

Yeah. I started looking at the fashion pix, then remembered it's kickball, and scrolled down.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

33 Proof of first:
Posted by: Don Black

My first was proof of reading the Food Thread.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

34 Wait. The fashion is all dudes.

WTAF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:13 PM (u/oMr)

35 Not my prime parking spot!
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (hftzA)

Yup. Harsh but necessary!

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

36 on’s Mane jellyfish are currently appearing in unusually large numbers off Cape Cod,” reads a social media post by the Sandwich Marina – Sandwich Harbormaster in Cape Cod. “While Lion’s Mane is normally seen from late spring through summer, this year reports began in May, with exceptionally high densities observed by mid-June...Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.”

Man, that must have hurt the "reporter" not to explicitly accuse global warming for gigantic jellyfish.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)

37 At my store, we still got plenty of FIFA merchandise on the shelves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)

38 The last Only Fans joke made me LOL.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (KC5Lt)

39
constant yammering

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)

_________

It was worse when ESPN had Sunday Night Baseball. It was like the game was some little sidelight next to the booth guests, dugout interviews, mic-ed up players, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (O0L8i)

40 Bulg, why do you miss me? I am right here!

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (hftzA)

41 Doof for the ONT win once again!!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at July 26, 2026 10:15 PM (BfoY9)

42 If you like F1 racing see my latest painting in my nic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:15 PM (KC5Lt)

43
What is our collective idea of the age of a teen boy's team that would whip their asses?
Posted by: Tonypete

23 or 13.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:15 PM (NnhvP)

44 I wonder if Charles de Gaulle or Charles Martel would recognize the "French" soccer team.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)

45 Okay. Is it FEYE-fuh? Or FEEE-fuh?

Inquiring minds probably want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

46 24 Mexico’s jerseys were amazing works of art.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 10:11 PM (yEz+x)

They were, but I had to kick them out for being jerks.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (hftzA)

47 As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)

I don't think Piper shops much at Ross Dress For Less.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)

48 "Nonpartisan" - we all believe that, right?
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"Nonpartisan" just means "Progressive but we're going to fool the normies by using a different word"

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (vSvIl)

49 The only interesting game to me was France vs England and that was because the score was 6-4.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (KC5Lt)

50 I watched a baseball game (NYY @ PHI)

this is unheard of for me
man- and I thought the guys who do football games talk too much!

constant yammering
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)

So true. I sure do miss hearing Vin Scully call a game. Or Jon Miller, Jack Buck, Chuck Thompson, etc.

Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

51
Is it FEYE-fuh? Or FEEE-fuh?

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*sneers at ignorant American*

Eff-IFA

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (O0L8i)

52 World’s largest jellyfish spotted near Cape Cod

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It's been hitting Wal-Marts all up and down the Eastern Seaboard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (u/oMr)

53 So...soccer shirts.
I like shirts.
I just have a hard time getting excited about soccer shirts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (xcxpd)

54 45. The first. It’s not giants fee fii foe fumming.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (hftzA)

55 The wnba footage is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Good lord that’s bad.

Looks like a packed house. Who the fuck is paying money to watch this shyte?

Posted by: Chaos at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (Xe8e7)

56 I assume the wnba clip is an AI generated parody. Tell me it’s not real, lie to me if you must.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (2NHgQ)

57 Use a drone with a can of spray paint against the FLOCK.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

On the flock map I spotted the one near us. Drove by it, there is only a 6 inch stump where the pole was.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (NnhvP)

58 What is our collective idea of the age of a teen boy's team that would whip their asses?
Posted by: Tonypete

Middle-school varsity, from a town of at least 5000 people.

If they spot the WNBA a player and play 5-on-4, they might need the high-school varsity team.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)

59 polynikes

Amazing painting!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

60 23 Sorry Piper. I soooo love your Sunday fashions. For me, tonight, these suck...
Love ya regardless 💕....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026

It could have been WNBA! lol

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (hftzA)

61 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

Nobody.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

62
Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

___________

By Saam, the Man of a Zillion Words.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (O0L8i)

63 Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof

Vince Scully.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)

64 Thanks for another entertaining ONT, Doof!

And thanks for another fabulous fashion thread, Piper! Sports uniforms have sure come a long way!

That only fans meme is great!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (D/6p1)

65 Since the WNBA is topical,, let me point out that all Sopie Cunningh model shoes in every size sold out after she came out against men in women's sports.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)

66 I read that as pitcher to catcher, because, you know, soccer.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QaH55)

67 Only Fans?

I shall give you Fansly which is made up of Lewdtubers. Avatars doing the sex acts found on Only Fans.

Fansly was a PROUD sponsor of this year's OffKai. So they were front and center in the general convention space where children could get exposed. Their booth had a giant QR code that if scanned would grant anyone access to Fansly content like a 'woman' avatar talking about masturbation with cum on her face.

OffKai and Fansly need to burn in Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (2GVsD)

68 I mean these guys were digging into metadata and minutiae
with just a constant stream of verbosity

and the pitches

sweeper
slider
screamer
laugher

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (ZxPkt)

69 My co-worker decided to watch the WNBA all star game. He said it was awful. I watched the LAD beat the NYM. Well, sort of watch it. Mostly I read a book.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (sAmhv)

70 14 Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.

More jellyfish food means there'll be more jellyfish?

Good thing we gots "experts" to tell us these things.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

Experts Warn of Growing Obesity Epidemic among Jellyfish

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (w/O5Q)

71 Evening, Horde. Praying that the morning brings the interview arrangements I've been anticipating and that it leads to an offer that I won't refuse.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

72 I would drop AARP but then I would lose my twenty per cent early bird spaghetti dinner discount at the local restaurant.
That's a lot to give up.

Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (bqIVz)

73 World’s largest jellyfish spotted near Cape Cod

I didn't know John Thune vacationed in Cape Cod.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (Riz8t)

74 AMAC is a great counter to AARP. AARP are Commie Assholes to put it bluntly. AMAC lobbies from a MAGA point of view.

Do they call the metric kickball field "pitch" because the sissies who play the "sport" pitch a fit whenever anyone comes close to touching them?

Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man. at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (JM9I6)

75 The first. It’s not giants fee fii foe fumming.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (hftzA)

For real?? It's not FEE-FA?? Seriously - I've been saying FEE-FA since I first saw it decades ago.

I shall not change.

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

76

Dizzy Dean

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)

77 As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)

Not after the Babylon Bee's take.

Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges

https://tinyurl.com/bd7wms84

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (qx7Zg)

78 Anna Puma

You working for Fasbee now?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

79 Fasbee?

Nani?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:22 PM (2GVsD)

80
Greatest old-school football announcer was Ray Scott. "Starr.. Dowler... Touchdown."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:22 PM (O0L8i)

81 17? More like 170.

I watched the enshittification of Google search in real time. Early 2000s. I put together a website that was soon ranked on the first page - due to it being a great website for the topic. Traffic. There might be many proprietary metrics they look at, but it had to be that.

When I wanted to find something obscure, a carefully worded search string would bring up content related pages. It was awesome.

And then, like a switch being thrown, it just didn’t work any longer. Maybe they should have broke the search engine into a “most relevant” instead of “pays for page placement”.

They broke it. Then they did something really egregious. They started suppressing relevant information, because they didn’t like it. That’s bullshit. They try to “nudge” you to Only Approved Narratives

Posted by: Jus Sayin at July 26, 2026 10:23 PM (gO+76)

82 Uruguay away (Nike) — The “Black Panther” kit. Sleek, superhero-level presence that pushes boundaries.

A white guy modeling the Black-Panther-inspired jersey? I'm pretty sure they did a racism, there.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

83 Good evening morons und danke Disko und Piper from under a cloudless Sonoma sunset.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (JvZF+)

84 67 Only Fans?

I shall give you Fansly which is made up of Lewdtubers. Avatars doing the sex acts found on Only Fans.

Fansly was a PROUD sponsor of this year's OffKai. So they were front and center in the general convention space where children could get exposed. Their booth had a giant QR code that if scanned would grant anyone access to Fansly content like a 'woman' avatar talking about masturbation with cum on her face.

OffKai and Fansly need to burn in Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (2GVsD)

I'll....I'll be right back

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (xcxpd)

85 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (SRRAx)

86 >Looks like a packed house. Who the fuck is paying money to watch this shyte?

Posted by: Chaos
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the wives and girlfriends

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)

87 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

I have prayers ascending for your continued well-being.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

88
47 As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)

I don't think Piper shops much at Ross Dress For Less.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)

I am not sure I know what that is! But I did make sure people knew they were wearing crops, not capris. When we are discussing slimeballs, we should be accurate.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (Dd38x)

89 Cape Cod is being overrun by Jarry Nadler's relatives?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)

90 Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof

Bob Prince.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (NkUqe)

91 Grew up in NY. Mel Allen and the Scooter for the Yankees, Ralph Kiner, Lindsey Nelson, and Bob Murphy for the Mets.

Posted by: WPIX, WOR at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)

92 “Nonpartisan" - we all believe that, right?
——

“Bipartisan” - where the Democrats act partisan, and the Republicans act Bi.

Posted by: Jus Sayin at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (gO+76)

93 11 year old welder needs to ditch the flannel and at least get a leather apron. Don't they teach these people about PPE?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (3oLiU)

94 Newest WNBA scandal is lesbo WNBA couples cheating with other WNBA players. I just threw up in my mouth just a little bit.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (KC5Lt)

95 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and Piper!

Posted by: TRex - bench warmer dino at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (XfIK1)

96 Cape Cod is being overrun by Jarry Nadler's relatives?
Posted by: Anna Puma

If you are in a Provincetown bar and someone offers to push up your stool. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (O6Iwc)

97 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

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Very best of luck, Dave. Godspeed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

98 I shall give you Fansly which is made up of Lewdtubers. Avatars doing the sex acts found on Only Fans.

OffKai and Fansly need to burn in Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Eh, it's in the rules.

Posted by: Rule 34, specifically at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

99 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17

Easy one for here...the late, great Harry Carey.

Thanks for the ONT Doof.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 26, 2026 10:28 PM (55Qr6)

100 50 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

In my youth, Harry Carey did White Sox games with Jimmy Piersall. For those who don't know Piersall was an outfielder for the Boston Red Sox whose mental issues were the subject of the movie Fear Strikes Out starring Anthony Perkins and, iirc, Karl Maldin. His mental issues had not disappeared completely when he became the color man of the broadcast. Between that and Harry usually being three sheets to the wind by the Seventh inning stretch, it didn't really matter what was happening on the field, a good time was being had by all.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:28 PM (Hd1lH)

101 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

Not my neck of the woods, but we heard a Brewers game, passing through on a road trip.

Bob Uecker. Bar none, the best ever. Mr. Baseball.

He's in the front row in Heaven, now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

102 “Bipartisan” - where the Democrats act partisan, and the Republicans act Bi.
Posted by: Jus Sayin

Bipartisan: all the democrats and Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

103
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof

Lanny Fratere. Former Pittsburgh Pirates announcer.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (sAmhv)

104 Do they call the metric kickball field "pitch" because the sissies who play the "sport" pitch a fit whenever anyone comes close to touching them?
Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man. at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (JM9I6)

Perhaps the fans picked "volunteers" to pitch onto the field when their team sucked. "Here ya go, kick one of the pansies off da field, and win!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

105 BTW, my neck of the woods was Wyoming - Montana.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)

106 The WNBA clip

is that really the level of play, or were they doing a skit of some kind

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)

107 75 The first. It’s not giants fee fii foe fumming.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (hftzA)

For real?? It's not FEE-FA?? Seriously - I've been saying FEE-FA since I first saw it decades ago.

I shall not change.
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

Don’t, in the UK, you are correct. Actually, in Europe, you are correct.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (Dd38x)

108 As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)

I feel like it's already been done - everyone agrees they look like lesbians. I still don't really know who they are and refuse to find out.

Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 10:30 PM (286+n)

109 Stumbled across this headline, guy seems to be having a good day.
Munetaka Murakami rockets 2 homers with parents in attendance on his bobblehead day while White Sox clobber Astros

Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 10:30 PM (sl73Y)

110 Some OffKai background for Rule 34

This year OffKai said if anyone ages 13 to 18 can get a permission form signed by a parent or legal guardian, they could wander the convention general admission area without a chaperone.

And the Fansly booth was placed squarely in the center of the general admission area instead of being kept in the usual 18+ area that would require age verification.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:31 PM (2GVsD)

111 22 I watched a baseball game (NYY @ PHI)

this is unheard of for me
man- and I thought the guys who do football games talk too much!

constant yammering
Posted by: Don Black

That’s what the mute button is for, silly.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 10:31 PM (yEz+x)

112 Piper, I have a low interest level in soccer but I enjoyed and appreciated your commentary today.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 26, 2026 10:31 PM (OlzlW)

113 40 Piper, I miss you because of the tumor that you got from Soup.

Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)

114
Voices of the Game by Curt Smith is a great history of baseball broadcasting from the early days to the 80s. The names! Barber, Allen, Brickhouse, Prince, Caray, Harwell, Jack Buck, on and on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (O0L8i)

115 I was just told if I pronounce it the American way again, I will lose my prime parking space here. So, I correct my steering of y’all wrong. It’s fee fah. Forgive me. lol.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)

116 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with deep sleep and the good dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

117 Those clips from the WNBA ... oh my. I'm pretty sure our high school ladies played better than that.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (OlzlW)

118 Use a drone with a can of spray paint against the FLOCK.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

Paint the solar panel black, and the damned thing will run on internal battery power for a day or so, then quit,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)

119 They broke it. Then they did something really egregious. They started suppressing relevant information, because they didn’t like it. That’s bullshit. They try to “nudge” you to Only Approved Narratives
Posted by: Jus Sayin

Similar to what happened back in the day when you talked to the Research Librarian - she'd steer you away from the busty lesbian pron titles. Or the Ellen James Society works.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (O6Iwc)

120 On a somewhat serious note, I heard an interesting discussion about Flock cameras that posited that it was just another scam to spend government money while accomplishing nothing.

The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)

121 112. Thank you, Emmie.

And shockingly enough, they play more than every 4 years! 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (Dd38x)

122 Those clips from the WNBA ... oh my. I'm pretty sure our high school ladies played better than that.

A team of spastics could probably play better. Oh wait, that is the WNBA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (2GVsD)

123 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof

Dave Niehaus.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 10:35 PM (yEz+x)

124 When I was a kid in junior high and high school, soccer was what the gym coach had us do when it was nice outside.

We had no soccer team. Football, basketball, swimming and track.

That's it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

125 So glad we can forget about soccer for 4 years now.
Same as the Olympics. Luge and curling only come to mind every 4 years.

Posted by: Only Care About Banana Ball at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

126 Ernie Harwell

Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)

127 Can you combine luge with curling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

128 I am off to bed. Sweet dreams, friends.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

129 I was just told if I pronounce it the American way again, I will lose my prime parking space here. So, I correct my steering of y’all wrong. It’s fee fah. Forgive me. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)

Use my name for it. Another group of corruptocrats.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

130 88 I am not sure I know what that is! But I did make sure people knew they were wearing crops, not capris. When we are discussing slimeballs, we should be accurate.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (Dd38x)

Next you'll be telling me there's a difference between Chinese and kakhis.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (Hd1lH)

131 Night Piper

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

132 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof

“Hi again, everybody.”
-- Zombie Herb Score

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (O6Iwc)

133 Milftastic mom chauffer having fun with T her daughter's expense.

https://tinyurl.com/ups9vkyn

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Riz8t)

134 I was just told if I pronounce it the American way again, I will lose my prime parking space here. So, I correct my steering of y’all wrong. It’s fee fah. Forgive me. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)

Good on you to correct yourself. BTW, your nic is pronounced "Peeper", correct?

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:39 PM (QMAsf)

135 Benny Hill made jokes about the corruption of FIFA 50 years ago.

Posted by: Hasn't Gotten Better at July 26, 2026 10:40 PM (JM9I6)

136 87 {{{NaCly!!!}}}}
OH darling! So lovely to see yo💕💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026 10:40 PM (ok2JK)

137 One of my best friends does announcing for McNeese University basketball and baseball for ESPN games. He took it up after retiring from Coaching. Hell of an athlete that's why I think he's a pretty good announcer.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:40 PM (KC5Lt)

138 Sleep well, Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

139 Red light cameras and such, - such a scam. One company provided the cameras, Red Tix or something like that. Municipalities would sign up, and garner a whopping 2% of ticket revenue.

No points on the driver license for offenders however. Because, it’s all about safety you see. Why can’t the cities put up their own damn cameras, and keep 100% of the fucking revenue?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:41 PM (gO+76)

140 Damn. The smoke is thick. Thankfully none of the giant fires are close to us. But central Oregon is burning. Have not done the math, but it's gotta be close to a million acres now. And we are downwind of all that.

Reminds me of Fort Collins some years ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)

141 Can you combine luge with curling?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

Replace the stone with that player's spouse on a round snow sled?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

142 ***Angle Reese scored ...and got a layup
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi18HSUt4wc

1

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 10:42 PM (3oLMy)

143 Piper

I have a Les Bleus windbreaker, from when France won the World Cup in 1998.

Eat your hearts out.

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 10:42 PM (RCjYY)

144 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?

Halsey Hall, Minnesota Twins
Herb Carneal

Posted by: free tibet at July 26, 2026 10:44 PM (MSFq8)

145 The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)

If the resistance persists, eventually they become too expensive to maintain, and the contracts are not renewed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)

146 Fee faa fo fum

Posted by: H at July 26, 2026 10:44 PM (27rXu)

147 I always miss my pals by a few minutes...
Good night Salty...

"Logging off life.” for now....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026 10:45 PM (ok2JK)

148 130
Next you'll be telling me there's a difference between Chinese and kakhis.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (Hd1lH)

Have I mentioned recently how much I despise autocorrect?

Chinos, the difference between chinos and kakhis.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:45 PM (Hd1lH)

149 Okay. Is it FEYE-fuh? Or FEEE-fuh?
Inquiring minds probably want to know.
Posted by: Cicero

The first. It’s not giants fee fii foe fumming.
Posted by: Piper

For real?? It's not FEE-FA?? Seriously - I've been saying FEE-FA since I first saw it decades ago.
I shall not change.
Posted by: Doof

Don’t, in the UK, you are correct. Actually, in Europe, you are correct.
Posted by: Piper

The "I" is for "Internationale." Short "i" sound. Or a sort of an "eh" sound in French.

Shouldn't it be FIH-FAH or FEH-FAH then? FEE-FAH and F'EYE-FAH are both the wrong phoneme.

Posted by: mikeski, pfedantically at July 26, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

150 50 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

The Gunner, Bob Prince. He stayed around way too long, so when I was listening to him as a kid, he was already becoming a bit embarrassing. Not an unusual phenomenon in the broadcasting world, or the world in general. Got to know when to call it a day. Or a night, in this case.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:46 PM (QaH55)

151
Dang if it ain't foggy here. Temp is just 76F, but the air is wringing wet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

152 are both the wrong phoneme.
Posted by: mikeski

Sorry, I got distracted by her scent.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:49 PM (O6Iwc)

153 Can you combine luge with curling?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Replace the stone with that player's spouse on a round snow sled?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

So two-man lugecurling would be rated NC-17?

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

154 Shouldn't it be FIH-FAH or FEH-FAH then? FEE-FAH and F'EYE-FAH are both the wrong phoneme.
Posted by: mikeski, pfedantically at July 26, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

I always thought it was pronounced faghi.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (1Ff7Z)

155 So, sitting in public, with a sign... what is the CHARGE for blocking the privately owned Flock Camera?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)

156 "I would actually really enjoy seeing this creature!"
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Have you ever bumped into a jellyfish? Those of us who have don't quite have your blase' attitude.
What I'd enjoy is seeing an outboard prop at 200 RPM engaging with the damned things.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 10:51 PM (EYbNS)

157 Halsey Hall once set himself on fire in the booth- pipe smoker put a lit pipe in his jacket pocket

Posted by: free tibet at July 26, 2026 10:51 PM (MSFq8)

158 That giant jelly fish is the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 26, 2026 10:51 PM (YSQQv)

159 I always thought Portuguese Man O' War was a badass name for a jellyfish, but I don't get where the Portuguese part came from.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:54 PM (u/oMr)

160

Las Vegas Aces forward Brianna Turner, treasurer of the WNBPA, criticized the idea of wearing USA 250 patches during the All-Star Game. She said the idea must not have been fully thought through in a league consisting of nearly 70% Black women.

“No WNBA players would have been free 250 years ago," Turner wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on June 4. "The majority wouldn’t even have their freedom 100 years ago."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)

161 Matchbox approaches music, if only the lead sang instead of talking the lyrics.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 10:55 PM (3oLMy)

162 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

Kurt Gowdy. Hi neighbor, have a 'Gansett.

Followed his advice my entire life.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)

163 old time sports announcers:

Jane Leavy wrote an excellent bio of Sandy Koufax.

She grew up in NYC. She said as a kid, she would take a transistor radio with an earpiece with her to Synagogue, and that instead of listening to The Word of God, she listened to The Voice of the Yankees.

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 10:55 PM (RCjYY)

164
The Moon is just a little left of Sgr A* tonight, the big black hole in the center of the Galaxy.

And for me here, Sgr A* is transiting. So it's High Hole Noon here. High Holeoon or something.

That transit will happen for everybody about one hour give or take before local midnight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

165 Frank Gifford wasn’t a baseball announcer (I don’t think) but he was banging one of Johnny Carsons wives.

Johnny had his suspicions about her fooling around (Johnny wasn’t exactly a Boy Scout either) and he and some pals broke into an apartment she maintained for such dalliances, and found all the incriminating evidences. Although not exactly legal, Johnny allowed that since he was the one paying for the apartment he had no problem with it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:57 PM (gO+76)

166 On a somewhat serious note, I heard an interesting discussion about Flock cameras that posited that it was just another scam to spend government money while accomplishing nothing.

The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)

Crypto Rich?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:58 PM (rbvCR)

167 Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
Ever been bit by a Portuguese Man O' War?

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (3oLMy)

168 The city is Corpus Christi, and difficulties with water scarcity are now coming to a head after years of concerns over shortages.

Pick up trash
PoPo Courts
Street
Water and Sewage
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)

169 She said the idea must not have been fully thought through in a league consisting of nearly 70% black women.
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You are free now, you stupid fucking wench.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gO+76)

170 I think they call it a "pitch" because originally they played football on the pastures they also played cricket on.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)

171 highlights from last night's WNBA All-Star Game

Seriously? That was sad and hilarious.

Instead of all-STAR game, it should be all-BLACK HOLE game… oh, wait, wait, that might be taken wrong.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Champagne Supernova at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (jrd4M)

172 “Hi again, everybody.”
-- Zombie Herb Score
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (O6Iwc)

I would have gone with Joe Tait

"good evening sports fans, it's a beautiful night for baseball"

Posted by: browndog says bring back Chief Wahoo at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (3sXRv)

173 Just checked - Halsey
Hall set himself on fire with a cigar.

Posted by: free tibet at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (MSFq8)

174 Can you combine luge with curling?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Replace the stone with that player's spouse on a round snow sled?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

So two-man lugecurling would be rated NC-17?
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

Maybe not. If you have two on the show sled, they could be back-to-back doing handstands.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

175 Bob Prince.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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And if you ever watched the guy talking, you'd wonder how he ever became an announcer. He literally talked out of one side of his mouth. Was it genetic, did he have a stroke? Don't know, but it worked for radio. He never would have cracked into TV.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 11:00 PM (EYbNS)

176 160

Viewed from a different perspective, I would think that would be a reason TO wear the 250 patch-- to celebrate the progress.

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:01 PM (RCjYY)

177 I've been listening to Ella Langley a lot this summer. She popped up in my YT feed and I was very impressed. It's not that she's a sultry minx, she's actually a very solid country singer. What I didn't expect, and should have, is all the broke brains on the internet screeching the usual shit. The internet has empowered sourpusses. Miserable shits who just piss and moan about every damn thing. Apparently a pretty southern girl who sings country songs is a nazi, or something. I've even seen posts about her accent being fake, which tells me they have never met a girl from Alabama. They really sound like that. It's nice! Eh, I'll stop. Gone on too long.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 11:01 PM (sAmhv)

178 So how many does it take to dissolve the city.
40%
50%
51%
Be gone all of you. The State comes in with a administrative government and vanquishes the entire city.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 26, 2026 11:03 PM (/+uur)

179 And if you ever watched the guy talking, you'd wonder how he ever became an announcer. He literally talked out of one side of his mouth. Was it genetic, did he have a stroke? Don't know, but it worked for radio. He never would have cracked into TV.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 11:00 PM (EYbNS)

I'm on a Mexican radio
I'm on a Mexican, whoa-oh, radio

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)

180 162 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
---

Dizzy Dean, only said something when something needed saying.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3oLMy)

181 Best announcer for Iowa would probably be Jim Zabel but most famous is deffo Ronald Reagan.
Not that I ever have listened to a game on radio or tv.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 26, 2026 11:04 PM (Ev5Rw)

182 So in the WNBA, based on that video, are they not allowed to put the ball through the hoop ?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 26, 2026 11:04 PM (0TVIV)

183 Clay Travis needs to sweeten his bet (he bet a high school boys team of his choice could beat the WNBA champion, with $1 Million riding on outcome).

I think he should bet that St. Mary's School for the Blind and Wayward Boys could crush the best WNBA Team for $5 Million, and they'll only use the "beeper balls" in the second half.

Those "highlights" were atrocious.

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:05 PM (dIske)

184 This week's fashion report did not earn outstanding accolades. Men's kickball sportswear has a limited audience here, it seems.

However, next week, continuing the sportswear theme, Piper will bring us a fashion report on women's Beach Volleyball and pole vaulting attire. And cheerleader outfits. With models.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tennis skirt supplement at July 26, 2026 11:06 PM (jrd4M)

185 “No WNBA players would have been free 250 years ago," Turner wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on June 4. "The majority wouldn’t even have their freedom 100 years ago."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The majority of Blacks were slaves in 1926?

Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you the American public education system.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

186 I am heading in now.

But I have to say, as an aside, getting enrolled in the local VA was a breeze. I expected some delay while my enrollment was processed. But 9:30 the next morning, a nice lady helped me set up my initial appointment with the person who will become my doctor.

I work with a few vets in this area, and they have nothing but good things to say about this particular VA hospital.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 11:08 PM (0aYVJ)

187
"Queer his pitch" is a Brit idiom. You don't want your pitch queered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

188 On a somewhat serious note, I heard an interesting discussion about Flock cameras that posited that it was just another scam to spend government money while accomplishing nothing.

The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)

Mmmm. I wonder. If you glued a piece of wood to the top of an outdoor device, would woodpeckers have a go at it?

Just thinking aloud. Would never try it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

189 Well damn. Shooting in Seattle. Four wounded. At least one shooter. Listening to the media woman and she is an idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 11:09 PM (2WIwB)

190 However, next week, continuing the sportswear theme, Piper will bring us a fashion report on women's Beach Volleyball and pole vaulting attire. And cheerleader outfits. With models.

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They say people underestimate the serious athletic skill that goes into top-drawer pole dancing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 11:09 PM (6/7Fs)

191 187
"Queer his pitch" is a Brit idiom. You don't want your pitch queered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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It appears they are working toward full queer.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:10 PM (3oLMy)

192 Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
Ever been bit by a Portuguese Man O' War?

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than other
.......

1. Yes.
2. They don't bite.
Also: speared in the armpit by a needle fish in El Salvador.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2026 11:10 PM (oq9dX)

193 Matchbox Twenty — now, there's a group I haven't thought about in years. Didn't they used t've been somebody?

Wiki
https://w.wiki/SoZ6

Posted by: mindful webworker - Unwell at July 26, 2026 11:11 PM (jrd4M)

194 Also: speared in the armpit by a needle fish in El Salvador.

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Armpit? Pffft.

Posted by: A Candiru at July 26, 2026 11:12 PM (6/7Fs)

195 "Queer his pitch" is a Brit idiom. You don't want your pitch queered.
Posted by: publius

I daresay, old chap, that it's more than just my pitch I'd like left unqueered.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)

196 >>>Mmmm. I wonder. If you glued a piece of wood to the top of an outdoor device, would woodpeckers have a go at it?

Just thinking aloud. Would never try it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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If one had a pole that reached the lens a piece of butcher paper and glue would do the trick.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:13 PM (3oLMy)

197 Wives and golf

https://youtube.com/shorts/lVvJhsaaLac

NSFW - language

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

198 Anyone who actually heard Dizzy Dean as a baseball announcer (I never did) is showing his age.

He called his last game in '68, at the tail end of his career.

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:13 PM (RCjYY)

199 Who has HULU

I'm thinking about getting HULU

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:14 PM (ZxPkt)

200 Also: speared in the armpit by a needle fish in El Salvador.
Posted by: wth

Shades of 'Rabid' with Marilyn Chambers.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 11:14 PM (O6Iwc)

201 German boy fixing shingles on his roof being heckled by a passerby.

"Hey, kit...don't drink any of zat pitch, dummkopf."

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:15 PM (dIske)

202 2. They don't bite.
Also: speared in the armpit by a needle fish in El Salvador.

Posted by: wth
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Ever been bit by a dead bee?

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:15 PM (3oLMy)

203 199 Who has HULU

I'm thinking about getting HULU
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:14 PM (ZxPkt)

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Get the top tier level and Bob Iger will come to your house and blow you.

Posted by: Disney+ at July 26, 2026 11:15 PM (6/7Fs)

204 Wanted to see if anyone knew who he was.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:16 PM (3oLMy)

205 Mmmm. I wonder. If you glued a piece of wood to the top of an outdoor device, would woodpeckers have a go at it?

Just thinking aloud. Would never try it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Flock cameras must be pretty tightly built.

Woodpeckers will drum on anything that makes noise. The more noise the better; I think it's part of their mating ritual.

My parents had one of those dinner-plate-sized plastic outdoor thermometers hanging on a tree in their back yard. Woodpeckers loved banging on that thing.

I'm sure it was like sending Morse Code for "I am The Paolo," if you were a woodpecker.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 11:17 PM (VHUov)

206 The baseball announcer's voice from my childhood was Vin Scully at the Dodgers games.

Posted by: Frankie at July 26, 2026 11:18 PM (+z1Lr)

207 SNL did a funny skit about Harry Carey interviewing an astronaut.

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)

208 207 cont.

"If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it? I know I would!"

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)

209 They say people underestimate the serious athletic skill that goes into top-drawer pole dancing.
Posted by: Cicero
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There are championships.
On YouTube.
Which are SFW. The young ladies wear tops and bottoms.

And yes, the athletic ability displayed is every bit as much as in traditional gymnastic sports. If not for the association with sexually suggestive entertainment, I think it would be a standard gymnastic sport. They use two poles, one fixed and one spinning. The fixed pole demonstrates strength, somewhat akin to fixed rings, while the spinning pole requires the kind of dexterity and strength used in offset parallel bars.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 11:24 PM (EYbNS)

210 207 SNL did a funny skit about Harry Carey interviewing an astronaut.
Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)
__________________________

Harry Carey was awesome after about the 6th inning because he spent most of the game drinking.

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:25 PM (dIske)

211 My god the WNBA is pathetic. I could go down to the local public basketball court on a weekend and find players better than them by several orders of magnitude

Posted by: Nobody watches because they can't hoop at July 26, 2026 11:26 PM (TbWk/)

212 Watching some guys translate farsi Telegram. No idea how legit they are, but if they're fake, they're good at it.

https://tinyurl.com/35krjjm8

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 26, 2026 11:27 PM (w/O5Q)

213 "If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it? I know I would!"
Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)
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Buddy of mine in elementary school won a write-in NASA contest. The space program was in full swing and the contest was to come up with what an astronaut should say upon landing on the moon. His was:

"Tell Mission Control it's Roquefort."

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:28 PM (dIske)

214 I said it before and I'll say it again- I will not get in water if I can't see what is in the water. Giant jelly fish, sharks or whatever else is in there, I want no part of. Great white sharks have been spotted by drones being near shores on both coast, within a few yards of people swimming. But the people could not see them. A California guy had to fight off a shark that attacked him and could have lost his life. As was said, outside is trying to kill you. Alligators in Florida are bad enough but maybe you can out run them on shore. I sure as hell won't get in the water down there.

Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 11:29 PM (bqIVz)

215 Mission control, these days, is rather cheesy.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:31 PM (3oLMy)

216 >Wanted to see if anyone knew who he was.

Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard -
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Walter Brennan
Key Largo

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)

217 Pug Mahon-- I'm a couple hundred miles North of you, and we've been getting poor air too. Typical for this time of year, unfortunately.

The haze thickens & thins throughout the day, sometimes can smell the wood burning.

It got so thick here today, that we barely got to 90* instead of the usual 100 or so.

Since it keeps us cooler, I prefer the haze! (As long as it goes away from time to time, of course.)

Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

218 206 The baseball announcer's voice from my childhood was Vin Scully at the Dodgers games.
Posted by: Frankie at July 26, 2026 11:18 PM (+z1Lr)

This. I still hear his voice sometimes when I see some spectacular play. We had no live TV, so we had the radio, and before there was a team in Seattle besides the Pilots, LA was the team of choice for those of us up here.

In college in St. Louis, it was Jack Buck, who was certainly a close second. His son is an idiot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 11:34 PM (4ZZWr)

219 Warm summer rain on the beach. The jasmine is blooming and smelling up the yard. Slight breeze off the water.

Love where you live. Or make it so. Life is too short to hate walking out your front door.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 11:34 PM (yEz+x)

220 W.C. Fields:

"Water? Ugh. Fish f*** in it!"

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:35 PM (RCjYY)

221 Harry Carey was awesome after about the 6th inning because he spent most of the game drinking.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:25 PM (dIske)

Having lived in WI for years, the voice of baseball was always Bob Uecker. If the game was lousy, which it was for several years, he got better and better. His stories and bullshit were epic. If you haven't seen his speech at the Hall of Fame, look it up on Yutube.

He would have loved to announce the Legends game this past week in WI. Those were all of his boys.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 11:37 PM (4ZZWr)

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