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Daily Tech News 26 July 2026

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  • China is breeding a clone army of terror yaks, probably. (CNN)

    They say they're not, but they also say:
    These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
    I do not trust them.


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Disclaimer: Use the sword as a sword!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 Morning Techsters

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:36 AM (BGSp9)

2 Content perused. I want a terror Yak. Not a Lenovo

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:38 AM (BGSp9)

3 Super-yaks. Ok.

But the real question is:

Do they taste good?

Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 04:40 AM (rdVOm)

4 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 26, 2026 04:41 AM (plc2/)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2026 04:42 AM (Hpgos)

6 These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.


So, like the Star Trek episode 'Space Seed', but with Yaks. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2026 04:44 AM (Hpgos)

7 Have a great day, horde! G'night...

Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 04:45 AM (rdVOm)

8 Just got up to see if the world is still okay, then back to bed. Never can be to sure what might be in the news.
Was watching 'North to Alaska' with John Wayne, one movie I had never hear of, but looks funny and how did I ever miss this movie, being a John Wayne fan. I hope its not an AI movie. Local I-Max is showing The Odyssey in 70 mm, one of the few theaters that still show 70 mm rather than digital. A hell of a lot of work handling those big reels of film.

Posted by: colin at July 26, 2026 04:50 AM (CiQE7)

9 Good morning!

Here's a Commodores cover for a Sunday morning, from FNM's fourth album Angel Dust (1992):

Faith No More - Easy (Audio)
https://youtu.be/yE1XjceyqyQ

If you think that soul is nice, but it would be even better leaning in a jazz or R&B direction, here's one from their fifth album King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime (1995):

Faith No More - Evidence (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/7lvMNLhJrb0

If instead you think that's kind of boring, and it would be better if they did something completely different -- like rap-rock or funk-metal -- this is from their third album, The Real Thing (1989):

Faith No More - Epic (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg

Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 04:57 AM (Sy6m/)

10
These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
I do not trust them.


Yaks with laser beams on their heads!

This was foretold by Nostradamus.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2026 05:07 AM (ixS3i)

11 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2026 05:12 AM (V0/Sp)

12
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

13 w00t late

Posted by: m at July 26, 2026 05:13 AM (faghi)

14 >>> why there is a shoe shop in Bali named Wallace

Ooo, ooo, ooo! I know this one!

Posted by: Alfred Russell Wallace at July 26, 2026 05:15 AM (V0/Sp)

15 G'Day everyone
It can be time to get up

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 05:26 AM (Ia/+0)

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