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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:00 PM (0N4FZ) 2
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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:00 PM (Wnv9h) 3
Bango tango mango
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg) 4
First!
Posted by: Dr_No at July 26, 2026 07:00 PM (ayRl+) 5
*kicks rock*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:01 PM (Wnv9h) 6
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0) 7
Good Sunday evening, gub 'ettes and 'rons, and a special full-to-the-brim-email-inbox greeting to our host Weasel!
Little over two months to Corsicana ... can you feel the excitement? Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:02 PM (xVpNO) 8
Hello, Weasel!
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:02 PM (BCwQW) 9
"According to the CMP, the rifles will be sold under a special authorization that allows the organization to modify and transfer surplus M14 rifles in compliance with federal law. The rifles offered for sale will not be machine guns. Instead, they will be permanently converted to semi-automatic operation prior to transfer."
I might have to put my name on the list to get one. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (0N4FZ) 10
Little over two months to Corsicana ... can you feel the excitement?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:02 PM Booked my flight yesterday. Soon.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (Wnv9h) 11
I guess you didn't get my email about the spawn and her Nationals results.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV) 12
S'puppy, YES, I can !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:05 PM (abScH) 13
I guess you didn't get my email about the spawn and her Nationals results.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV) ---- I did. Will add it for next week. Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 07:06 PM (lTr5A) 14
I guess you didn't get my email about the spawn and her Nationals results.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV) Tell...TELL! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 07:06 PM (l4RKn) 15
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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 07:08 PM (l4RKn) 16
Congratulations to Spawn!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:08 PM (abScH) 17
Weasel will post it next week.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:09 PM (VCgbV) Posted by: Puddleglum, lurking about at July 26, 2026 07:10 PM (sAmhv) 19
Be advised that if any of Weasel's comments this evening are a little 'off' or 'out there', or seem like unplanned lateral excursions, he has consumed mass quantities of Peanut M&Ms within the last couple of hours, including the now-forbidden blue, and worse, brown ones.
Like acid, you want to avoid brown M&Ms. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1) 20
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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 07:08 PM To be fair, MisHum seems to do a pretty good job regarding this. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1) 21
"According to the CMP, the rifles will be sold under a special authorization that allows the organization to modify and transfer surplus M14 rifles in compliance with federal law. The rifles offered for sale will not be machine guns. Instead, they will be permanently converted to semi-automatic operation prior to transfer."
I might have to put my name on the list to get one. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (0N4FZ) Better start saving your pennies, then. Battlefield Curator said that prices would be between $2,500 and $4,000 depending on manufacturer and condition. Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:14 PM (BCwQW) 22
Booked my flight yesterday.
Soon.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (Wnv9h) Hell yeah, brother. Looking forward to seeing you! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:15 PM (xVpNO) 23
I look forward to seeing all of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:16 PM (abScH) 24
Evening all.
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant. So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation. Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (LGZQv) 25
23 I look forward to seeing all of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:16 PM (abScH) Right back at'cha, ma'am. Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (xVpNO) 26
24 Evening all.
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant. So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation. Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (LGZQv) Oh, that sucks, sir. Best wishes for finding a new place! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:18 PM (xVpNO) 27
7 Little over two months to Corsicana ... can you feel the excitement?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:02 PM Yep, might be the highlight of my year. :-) Just hope to be ensconced in a new apartment before Corsicana. Will keep you appraised S'nore!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:19 PM (LGZQv) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:21 PM (Wnv9h) 29
RMBS, hugs to you and Mom.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM (abScH) 30
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation. Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM Doing the moving thing myself in a couple of weeks. Moving ammo was a task. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM (Wnv9h) 31
Just hope to be ensconced in a new apartment before Corsicana.
Will keep you appraised S'nore!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:19 PM (LGZQv) I have a vacant rental you can look at -- might be a bit of a commute for you, though... Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM (xVpNO) 32
Ben Had, because I was making pizza dough and Kuchen batter: I used coriander and fennel instead of cumin in my link sausage, to go with the onion and apple.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 07:23 PM (rbvCR) 33
Kindltot, thank you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:24 PM (abScH) 34
I'd like to file a complaint* about last week's movie. The Amazing Colossal Man ended so lame and without resolution (what about the wife? what happened to his body? what about justice for that guy he killed?), if I had snuck into the theater in 1957 and seen that, I would have asked for my quarter back.
Well, at least it probably lowered my expectations for entertainment value of The Head! *Not complaining about Weasel. Just complaining about the lame-ass 1950s SF junk. Or, slop, as the kids call it nowadays. Posted by: mindful webworker - film connasewer at July 26, 2026 07:25 PM (jrd4M) 35
A little more than 2 months til Corsicana...wow.
No worries, have our reservation and the reservations before and after TX, as ours will be a 16 day driving trip. Looking forward to seeing everyone...And relaxing a bit. Scube, I feel your pain as I am doing the same thing. Just think of it as getting you ready to move to FL. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:26 PM (XfIK1) 36
The Grateful, how is the house progressing,?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:27 PM (abScH) 37
Using the M-14 as a bottle opener
(X link) https://tinyurl.com/y9ap2hnv (XCancel link) https://tinyurl.com/y4twmt75 Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR) 38
CMP M-14s? Wowza! I wonder if they will get flooded with orders and will have to use a lottery system to allocate them, like they did with the surplus 1911s a few years ago?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 07:29 PM (1viUA) 39
whig: Thank you for your tips last week about my Mossberg Patriot bolt not feeding. I tried cycling the bolt at home more carefully, and there were no failures (despite several at the range last Saturday). So either I was going too fast or not pulling it back far enough. I'll call it operator error.
I also want to work on pulling the trigger more smoothly, so I got a couple snapcaps to practice at home. . . . Posted by: frammish at July 26, 2026 07:29 PM (rcENI) 40
Doing the moving thing myself in a couple of weeks. Moving ammo was a task.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState ************** Wait, what? NH bound? Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (XfIK1) 41
OK...soliciting Hordethoughts.
I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Wnv9h) 42
Just complaining about the lame-ass 1950s SF junk. Or, slop, as the kids call it nowadays."
The 60s were no better... "Panic in Year Zero" Posted by: man at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (cGjQu) 43
Having done it once, firing a M-14 full-auto is not for the faint-of-heart.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1) 44
31 I have a vacant rental you can look at -- might be a bit of a commute for you, though...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM Yeah, a 17 hour commute can take some getting used to ;-) Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:31 PM (LGZQv) 45
RMBS, if the property is everything you want, go for it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:32 PM (abScH) 46
Wait, what? NH bound?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM Not just yet. See, me, at 41. I'm taking the RMBS Mom's advice to stay with her for a bit when my lease ends so I don't have to worry about breaking a lease when I find a house. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM (Wnv9h) 47
35 Scube, I feel your pain as I am doing the same thing. Just think of it as getting you ready to move to FL.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:26 PM I am. Already have given 3 bags of clothes and a bunch of sweaters and winter coats to my SIL to donate to her church. And in September I have some very expensive suits I will be donating as well. I want to take as little with me to Florida as possible Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM (LGZQv) 48
The Grateful, how is the house progressing,?
Posted by: Ben Had ********** We have progress! Land has been tested and soil passes and no rock! First hurdle passed. Need to get the rains to stop there and move north to VA. Footers are supposed to happen next week. Permit for the long driveway has been approved and is underway. Hope to go down in a couple weeks when they start framing. I am smiling just thinking about it. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM (XfIK1) 49
41 Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM No, but take a look at it anyway. It just might be what you want. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:34 PM (LGZQv) 50
Not just yet. See, me, at 41. I'm taking the RMBS Mom's advice to stay with her for a bit when my lease ends so I don't have to worry about breaking a lease when I find a house.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState ************ Very sound advice. Your mother is a wise woman. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:35 PM (XfIK1) 51
If CMP M-14s appear, is there any chance for CMP M-16A1s/A2s to follow? I doubt it because M-16s of all kinds are still in service (even if they aren't in front line use anymore), but it's a nice dream, isn't it?
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:35 PM (BCwQW) 52
RMBS, if the property is everything you want, go for it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:32 PM I have yet to put eyes on it, but it does look good. 1810 farmhouse, 2 acres, and very well modernized while keeping the original character. I plan to look at it next weekend. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM (Wnv9h) 53
48 Hope to go down in a couple weeks when they start framing.
I am smiling just thinking about it. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM Fingers crossed for a nice stress free build. Happy for you making the move. :-) Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM (LGZQv) 54
I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState *********** Go look at it. Don't regret not doing so. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM (XfIK1) 55
RMBS, you know the most important room in a new house is the kitchen, right !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM (abScH) 56
Very sound advice. Your mother is a wise woman.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:35 PM *nods* She is. I've just been too used to my independence. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM (Wnv9h) 57
I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Wnv9h) If you hesitate, I don't think it'll be due to the location. Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM (BCwQW) 58
RMBS, you know the most important room in a new house is the kitchen, right !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM Looking at the listing pics, the kitchen is great. Gas stove, real vent hood...all the right goodies. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:39 PM (Wnv9h) 59
52 I plan to look at it next weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM Do it, and do not have regrets like me. To think I had a chance to buy a 2 bedroom walk up in Hoboken in the early 90's for around 250k and passed on it because I did not think I could afford it. It would have been paid off by now and worth close to a million now. *bangs head against wall* Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:40 PM (LGZQv) 60
Do it, and do not have regrets like me.
To think I had a chance to buy a 2 bedroom walk up in Hoboken in the early 90's for around 250k and passed on it because I did not think I could afford it. It would have been paid off by now and worth close to a million now. *bangs head against wall* Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:40 PM *fistbump* Looking at it next weekend. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:41 PM (Wnv9h) 61
CMP M-14s? Wowza! I wonder if they will get flooded with orders and will have to use a lottery system to allocate them, like they did with the surplus 1911s a few years ago?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 07:29 PM Pretty sure that is what is going to happen. There were only a little over 1 million M-14's made and I doubt that the Army has a tenth of that number left that they can turn over to the CMP. Out of those about half are not gong to be serviceable and will most likely be used for parts. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:42 PM (0N4FZ) 62
Evening, Weasel, and Gun Thread Horde! Sipping on a well-earned Caesar after spending the last 6 hours in the Sun, rehanging the hayloft door to my barn. Got 'er done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:46 PM (1z8ji) 63
I saw the video about the CMBS M-14's yesterday. I still want an M1 Garand but might check out the M-14 instead. ;-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:48 PM (LGZQv) 64
Pretty sure that is what is going to happen. There were only a little over 1 million M-14's made and I doubt that the Army has a tenth of that number left that they can turn over to the CMP. Out of those about half are not gong to be serviceable and will most likely be used for parts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:42 PM (0N4FZ) Don't forget that Uncle Bill sent several hundred thousand M-14s to their end with "Captain Crunch" in the late 1990s. Supposedly, that was about a third of the total production run right there. M-14s were brought out of retirement for the GWOT in Iraq and Afghanistan as "temporary" DMRs. Although the M110 variants were supposed to replace them, nowhere near enough were procured from KAC and H&K to replace all of the M14s fielded. Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM (BCwQW) 65
60 Looking at it next weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:41 PM Good luck, let us know what you think about it. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM (LGZQv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM (O0L8i) 67
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation. Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (LGZQv) It's a real mystery why a new NYC landlord would not want paying tenants... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:50 PM (1z8ji) 68
Hadrian, I'll be looking for you this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:52 PM (abScH) 69
67 It's a real mystery why a new NYC landlord would not want paying tenants...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:50 PM I think because they are something that starts with the letter M and end with the letter M. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:52 PM (LGZQv) 70
I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Wnv9h) Would you have to drive the entire 65 miles, or might there be a train station with free Park&Ride somewhere in between? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:53 PM (1z8ji) 71
Good luck, let us know what you think about it.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM Will do. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 72
51 If CMP M-14s appear, is there any chance for CMP M-16A1s/A2s to follow? I doubt it because M-16s of all kinds are still in service (even if they aren't in front line use anymore), but it's a nice dream, isn't it?
Posted by: Ed L ======== CMP is required to do some permanent modifications to the M-14 receivers before allowing their sale to prevent them from being made select fire again. And those are forged steel, so I doubt that anondized aluminum receivers of the M-16 will allow the same leeway--easier just to build with GI parts on a CMP marked receiver lower that has no drilling and machining for select fire. Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones. Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 07:55 PM (E4rtv) 73
Calling it a night.
Good luck with the house hunting RMBS and the build The Grateful. Look forward to chatting with you folks next weekend!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (LGZQv) 74
Would you have to drive the entire 65 miles, or might there be a train station with free Park&Ride somewhere in between?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:53 PM I could pick up a train or a nice commuter bus, but I really prefer the flexibility of driving. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) 75
Peace out, Scoob. Have a great week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) 76
>>I could pick up a train or a nice commuter bus, but I really prefer the flexibility of driving.
You'll have lots of company. For a number of years I did the opposite, lived in Boston and had an office in NH. You get used to the drive, it's not that bad. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0183 seconds. |
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