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Daily Tech News 24 July 2026

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  • AMD has announced its new Zen 6 Epyc server CPUs and we know, if anything, less about them than we did before the announcement. (WCCFTech)

    Here's the problem: Zen 6 is strongly rumoured to increase the core count per chiplet from 8 to 12, and increase the L3 cache and X3D cache per chiplet by 50% to match. Which means that the raw numbers of cores and cache do nothing to confirm or deny the 12 core rumour. It doesn't help that the announced mainstream products focused on 96 core models which would have the same numbers whether that's twelve 8-core chiplets or eight 12-core chiplets.

    Until you get all the way down to the bottom of the chart for Socket SP8 processors and find the 8-core Epyc with 48MB of cache which rather hints that 12 core chiplets are not a lie.

    Oh, also supported (officially) are PCIe Gen 6 - probably for servers only, and 12.8GHz MRDIMMs - also probably for servers only. And up to 16 memory channels per socket, which at 12.8GHz delivers close to three times the bandwidth of Epyc Zen 5.


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Disclaimer: I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:30 AM (faghi)

2 Disclaimer: I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying.

Good luck, Pixy!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:31 AM (faghi)

3 !!

Posted by: clarence at July 24, 2026 04:31 AM (1QT7n)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

5 AMV - I'm So Classy

Whew! A lot going on, there.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:36 AM (faghi)

6 Guten morgen, horde.
****

I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying.

*Proffers 9mm and two extra magazines.*

Posted by: clarence at July 24, 2026 04:39 AM (1QT7n)

7 Oh, I misread that as, "...fifteen things, all of them amazing."

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 04:42 AM (Sy6m/)

8 92 year old greeter brightens customers days at a Chik-Fil-A in NC. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/tbw6bh97

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:43 AM (xSAlF)

9 That amv sounds like it was played by the marble machine.

Posted by: clarence at July 24, 2026 04:43 AM (1QT7n)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2026 04:46 AM (YoT4f)

11 Video was strange

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:49 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Anchored in God. Devotional on Hebrews 6:17-20:
Followed by a prayer and reflection.

https://tinyurl.com/5fbyjs35

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:52 AM (xSAlF)

13 BOING!

Cooking in the oven today. Too lazy to go outside and grill. Is me bad?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 04:52 AM (D0X9e)

14 SciVo, is the "Sci" in your nick something sciencey?

(If I may.)

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:53 AM (faghi)

15 And here's a lovely gospel song mentioned in the devotional, ""Anchored":

https://tinyurl.com/2v6r7k9a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:58 AM (xSAlF)

16
AMV - I'm So Classy

1,143,361 views Dec 23, 2013
I'm So Classy amv edited by STICKYGAIDEN
Music - Jesse Valentine (F-777) - I'm So Classy

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:58 AM (faghi)

17 Have no idea if will be able to pop in
Have a great day horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 05:01 AM (Ia/+0)

18 Little kitten was sleeping beside us in the bed last night . He's like purr machine. I would pet him and he'd start purring, and I'd stop petting him
And he'd stop purring.

And he was a very god boy at the vet, but he climbed up my arm to sit on my shoulder. It didn't hurt me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:01 AM (xSAlF)

19 13 Too lazy to go outside and grill. Is me bad?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 04:52 AM (D0X9e)

Your grammar is a little substandard.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:01 AM (faghi)

20 14 SciVo, is the "Sci" in your nick something sciencey?

(If I may.)
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:53 AM (faghi)


It's short for "knowledge devourer," since I'm practically a compulsive reader and learner.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)

21 Expecting a cold night tonight at Pixy Park, well below freezing. No snow on offer though.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 05:10 AM (BLOW1)

22 20 14 SciVo, is the "Sci" in your nick something sciencey?

(If I may.)
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:53 AM (faghi)

It's short for "knowledge devourer," since I'm practically a compulsive reader and learner.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:11 AM (faghi)

23 Today I won the most satisfactory game of StarCraft I've ever played. Unfortunately I lost the replay.

Posted by: meh at July 24, 2026 05:11 AM (XeEnw)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 24, 2026 05:13 AM (AMvSw)

25 Latin scientiae vorator

maybe

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:14 AM (faghi)

26 Western Canada is grouching about US fires are smoking up their country. And want to know why the US is not doing anything about it. I'm sure Trump will get right on it. That last bit was sarcasm.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 05:14 AM (bqIVz)

27 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 24, 2026 05:16 AM (V0/Sp)

28 On 𝕏, @bonchieredstate is going on hiatus.

*sad face*

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:17 AM (faghi)

29 And here's one of the flowers we saw on our walk yesterday, "false sunflowers":

https://tinyurl.com/4p6f77br

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:19 AM (3OyJk)

30 I was hearing a raspy cry while I lay in bed. Thought maybe it was a bird in its final throes.

When I started bringing bird feeders and such out on to the deck I could hear it more clearly. There was a fox nearby.

There were no bunnies to greet my and the little dog got a light on her collar.

Posted by: fluffy at July 24, 2026 05:21 AM (V0/Sp)

31 Mornin' Horde.

@18/FenelonSpoke: Millard obviously trusts and loves you. Well done! (The shoulder-perching kitten bit made me laugh - "You'll save me from the thermometer, right? RIGHT?")

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

32 >>> On 𝕏, @bonchieredstate is going on hiatus.
*sad face*


*** even sadder face ***

Posted by: Twitchy editors at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (V0/Sp)

33 32 >>> On 𝕏, @bonchieredstate is going on hiatus.
*sad face*


*** even sadder face ***
Posted by: Twitchy editors at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (V0/Sp)

haha
I hadn't been there in forever.
https://twitchy.com

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:26 AM (faghi)

34 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

Yes; He didn't like the thermometer up his backside. Can't say I blame him. We have purchased pet insurance which I think will be a wise investment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:30 AM (dom7w)

35 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! 'Tis Friday at last, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

Fen, the kitten sounds like a charmer. I recall bringing little Arizona home from the SPCA, and trying to enclose him with his food and litter box in the kitchen of our apartment by rigging up a cardboard shield in the doorway (it had no door). The next morning I woke to find a tiny bundle of red tabby fur buzzing on my pillow.

Big cat, as he grew to be, slept on my bed in one area of it or another pretty much his whole life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:33 AM (wzUl9)

36 Yes; He didn't like the thermometer up his backside. Can't say I blame him. We have purchased pet insurance which I think will be a wise investment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026


***
I've been considering pet insurance for my two furballs. What company did you go with?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

37 @21/Pixy Misa: "Expecting a cold night tonight at Pixy Park, well below freezing. No snow on offer though."

Work harder on that portal technology, because I'm pretty sure an open portal between you and Wolfus in New Orleans would help both of you with your mutual temperature challenges.

{ Rejoinder: You are now in the middle of sixteen things... }

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

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