Saturday Night Club ONT - July 25, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. We built this place for you so you can have some fun. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front is keeping track and is rumored to be in a feisty mood tonight).

[Top photo: Seacrets - on the bay in Ocean City, MD]

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The officer asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The confused officer says, "You were going 200 miles an hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The officer opens the trunk and yells, "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"

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What do you call a robot's one night stand?

Screws, nuts, and bolts.

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Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 7 of diamonds from our deck of playing card cocktails

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Club ONT Department of Decisions

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Club ONT Department of Potato Weaponry

You had me at "belt fed potato canon":

Appreciate the clever humor incorporated in telling the story (for example, welding is an "adult hot glue gun"). There is a commercial during the video, but at least you'll know that commercial support is going to a good cause.

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Club ONT Department of viral videos

Many of you have probably seen this clip many times this week. This is for those who haven't

Two things: that look and that bounce! 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/PcmF8x5uoh
— Fun Viral Vids 😊 (@Fun_Viral_Vids) July 21, 2026

For some reason, the clip is all over X. She's cute and looks like she's having a good time. Her "upper assets" bounce. She looks fun. OK - good reasons!

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Club ONT Department of interesting golf rules

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Club ONT Jukebox

Gimme some sugar!

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT is brought to you by: consequences

Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers
Is that the America you want?
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) July 25, 2026

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Cash will ALWAYS be accepted at Club ONT. No stripping required. Restroom tokens are once again required. Strip all you want once you close that stall door!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

Comments

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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 25, 2026 10:00 PM (B2pWp)

2 Good eveing good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2026 10:00 PM (O6Iwc)

3 YAY ONT! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (B2pWp)

4 The Aston Martin of course ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (3sXRv)

5 Geronimo!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (YlWIZ)

6 “Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall, and wind may blow
And many miles be still to go
But under a tall tree will I lie
And let the clouds go sailing by”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

Posted by: mindful webworker - present at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (jrd4M)

7 I wanna go underwater and then watch pigeons, can I have a different Bond car?

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 25, 2026 10:02 PM (KaHlS)

8 I’d try the flamingo

Posted by: H at July 25, 2026 10:02 PM (oLx2/)

9 Evenin'

The Mad Max car. It had some sneaky weaponry and a glorious engine roar!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 10:03 PM (Hpgos)

10
*burns popcorn in ONT microwave*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i)

11 Club ONT Department of Decisions - Batmobile

Posted by: mindful webworker - holy decisions at July 25, 2026 10:03 PM (jrd4M)

12 I can't drive, so it's gonna have to be KITT.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 25, 2026 10:04 PM (vSvIl)

13 Hm. Barred again.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 The DeLorean, and head for the 80s.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:05 PM (qx7Zg)

15 Good evening Ds!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 25, 2026 10:06 PM (ok2JK)

16 Stopped to catch some good vibrations
Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 25, 2026 10:06 PM (w3u3d)

17 Club ONT is brought to you by: consequences

Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers
Is that the America you want?

A moron-worthy follow-up comment from the thread:

My understanding is that OF has drastically disrupted the stripper industry and the strip joints are left with wore out meth whores.
RIP brick-and-mortar stripping.

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

18 Club ONT Department of Decisions

If the soft-sci-fi stuff works, the BttF Delorean. And I'll catch y'all on last week's ONT.

If that doesn't, but the hard-sci-fi stuff works, then KITT.

If only current tech works, then the Bondmobile.

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

19 15 Good evening Ds!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 25, 2026 10:06 PM
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Howdy COMM!

Posted by: TRex - Club ONT microwave technician dino at July 25, 2026 10:09 PM (XfIK1)

20 Howdy everyone!

Posted by: Doof at July 25, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)

21 I'm taking The A-Team van all day, every day.

I'd put wall-to-wall shag carpet, captains chairs and a bed and a mini-bar in it, then repaint the outside with Wizards and Dragons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 10:10 PM (XV/Pl)

22 Beefeater is only available in low-power (40% ABV) these days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

23 - Just checked. Temp has dropped to 88°. So I opened up the front door.
That cooler air feels at least not horrible.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:10 PM (/XKEa)

24 The Archies made the Monkees real by comparison.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hey hey at July 25, 2026 10:11 PM (jrd4M)

25 "brought to you by the Oxford Comma:"
https://instapundit.com/
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:11 PM (vDZgA)

26 Howdy, Club horde!

Thanks, Disco & Dino!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

27 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:12 PM (+9wcF)

28 I never make the Top 10ish Comments. Can't be sure, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Oh, right, don't care.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bottom 25ish at July 25, 2026 10:12 PM (jrd4M)

29 Evening, Horde. Still need to do my Bible reading for tonight...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 25, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

30 Hey, All.

Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

31 You have to take the Aston Martin. There are dual machine guns behind the headlamps, and no thoughtless bastard is going to cut you off, or stop short on you ever again.

Posted by: Orson at July 25, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)

32 30 Hey, All.

Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:13 PM
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Bulg! Where ya been?

Posted by: TRex - subaru ambassador dino at July 25, 2026 10:14 PM (XfIK1)

33 Club ONT Department of Potato Weaponry
You had me at "belt fed potato canon"

1) Dude! Sweet!!

B) The imminent death of strip clubs will really limit that guy's chance of seeing boobs IRL.

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)

34 I also vote for the Bond car, since the Avanti is not available

Posted by: Texican ette at July 25, 2026 10:14 PM (SNf74)

35 Hi there JQ! We are rarely on this thread at the same time. How are you?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 25, 2026 10:14 PM (XfIK1)

36 As for cars - Delorean followed by KITT

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 25, 2026 10:15 PM (aJQbY)

37 Once you've gone through 17 holes, 18th may as well be your turn in the barrel

Posted by: sid's bathhouse at July 25, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)

39 Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (hftzA)

40 Would you even have to drive KITT?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 25, 2026 10:17 PM (B2pWp)

41 I also vote for the Bond car, since the Avanti is not available

I have a neighbor with a maroon Avanti. It is also not available.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:17 PM (+9wcF)

42 "Guess which one..."
https://shorturl.at/dth2h

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:18 PM (vDZgA)

43 A. The Aston Martin

2. The potato gun stuff held me up. The guy is funny and apparently has LOTS of money.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)

44
The car with a full tank of gas.

Picture up top shows two fried eggs in a pan of very hot oil.

And good evening!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 25, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

45 >>> 38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)

Are there no nearby woods???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:19 PM (vDZgA)

46 32 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.

Also, trying to not get so spun up by current news, so taking somewhat of a break from the Blog.

Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

47 Those cars... choices, choices...

The General Lee has probably been wrecked & frame wracked too many times, so nope.

That DeLorean seemed to have ignition issues. Unreliable, so nope.

Kitt would never shut up, so definitely nope.

Ghostbusters too weird/haunted and A-team van probably reeks of cigar smoke, sweat and testosterone. Nope.

Mad Max & all the cop tv show cars probably worn out engines and bullet holes, so nope.

That leaves the Bond car. No doubt top of the line, and nice little "features"... Yeah, ok... Just pray it doesn't explode when I turn the key!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

48 Thanks for the ONT, Disco and Dino! Your hard work is very much appreciated!

That's an interesting golf rule.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

49 The Archies made the Monkees real by comparison.

The story I heard was that Don Kirshner created The Archies when the Monkees got above their raisin' and decided that they weren't just a TV cast but real musicians.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)

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>>> 38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)

Are there no nearby woods???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

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Early entry for next week's Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (mmrXZ)

51 But seriously, is there anywhere nearby you can get liquid pepto bismol? That sounds painful.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vDZgA)

52 Gonna sit over here in the corner and lurk. JQ, would you be so kind as to bring me a double of whatever you got?
No hurry...🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ok2JK)

53 @38

>>Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.

My recommendation is handful of Tums chased with about a quart of Brioschi.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)

54 Hope everyone had a great day. I got to watch dolphins play by our boat, then I floated around in the pool, and rounded that out by eating really amazing shish kabobs. It’s been good!

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (hftzA)

55 46 32 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.

Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM
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We missed you on the Wed ONT. Have a look.

Posted by: TRex - time machine dino at July 25, 2026 10:22 PM (XfIK1)

56 then I floated around in the pool

But . . . what about the vacuuming?

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:22 PM (Jr+re)

57 The time machine is enticing, but as we know from the movies, it keeps getting you into more and more trouble every time you use it.

I'm going for the General Lee to piss of the woke mob

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (9CZQg)

58 - Wow! Down to 86° so quick?
Guess I'll move the box fan upstairs to the bedroom window and start pulling that cooler air in.
And yes, have note to self for next town trip.
Buy another box fan.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (/XKEa)

59 I always wanted a 1928 Porter.

Posted by: That's My Mother Dear at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (JM9I6)

60 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.

William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (qx7Zg)

61 Apparently there was a terror attack in Berlin on their gay pride rally. And the suspect is a jihadi.

I found out about this because a saw a facebook reel from some pink haired woman but the funny thing is the video went like this:

0-15s: We are all outraged to hear there was a terror attack on gay pride in Berlin

15-20s: Yes fine the suspect is Muslim but I won't judge Muslim people

20s-60s: But you know what makes me really mad? All those straight white men with crosses in their bios happy about this.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)

62 Howdy, Grateful!

Doin' ok. You?

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (rdVOm)

63 48 Thanks for the ONT, Disco and Dino! Your hard work is very much appreciated!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM
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Thank you LS and good evening!

Posted by: TRex - national park curator dino at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (XfIK1)

64 Potato guy was good. Between A-Team Van and Magnum's car for me.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (sl73Y)

65 >>> 58 - Wow! Down to 86° so quick?
Guess I'll move the box fan upstairs to the bedroom window and start pulling that cooler air in.
And yes, have note to self for next town trip.
Buy another box fan.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (/XKEa)

If you live in a humid climate a whole house fan doesn't do much, but I loved having one when I was in CO.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (vDZgA)

66 40 Would you even have to drive KITT?
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 25, 2026 10:17 PM (B2pWp)

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The funny thing about My Mother the Car is that she was full of snarky advice but never actually drove five feet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)

67 Hi, Piper

Glad you had a good day. Dolphins would be special, but we don't see many in the Midwest.

I saw a pink one in the Amazon River, though.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (RCjYY)

68 56 then I floated around in the pool

But . . . what about the vacuuming?
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:22 PM

I did that yesterday, don’t worry!

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (hftzA)

69 I'm going for the General Lee to piss of the woke mob

What if I took one of the Ferraris and painted the flag on it or would that be cheating?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)

70 I hiked up a mountain today. The feeling when you get to the top is AMAZING.

Of course the last 10% right before that sucks...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm)

71 A team. You've been drinking. It's the only one that has room for vroom vroom.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (DZ9Lv)

72 Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.

Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (41CYW)

73 Hey there, COMM! Yeah, have a double Iced Tea!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:26 PM (rdVOm)

74 >>> 54 Hope everyone had a great day. I got to watch dolphins play by our boat, then I floated around in the pool, and rounded that out by eating really amazing shish kabobs. It’s been good!
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (hftzA)

Oooh, recipe tomorrow? I'm assuming there is no connection between watching dolphins and having shish kabobs for dinner.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:26 PM (vDZgA)

75 28 I never make the Top 10ish Comments. Can't be sure, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Oh, right, don't care.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bottom 25ish

I've made it 4.5 times. The glory warms the heart, but fame is fleeting.

Posted by: All Is Vanity at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)

76 72 Thanks for the ONT, double D's.

Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM
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Doggo!

Posted by: TRex - tour guide dino at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (XfIK1)

77 On the drink above - here we go AGAIN with the coconut! No. It's the consistency, not the taste.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)

78 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.

Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

We have room in the tent out back, for those of us not allowed in the club.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

79 Glad you had a good day. Dolphins would be special, but we don't see many in the Midwest.

I saw a pink one in the Amazon River, though.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (RCjYY)

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You should have reported it. They've been looking for him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

80 38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)

What's the rating in specific-impulse?

Posted by: Nelo Muks at July 25, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)

81 Doggo!
Posted by: TRex - tour guide dino
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Dino!

Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2026 10:28 PM (41CYW)

82 The story I heard was that Don Kirshner created The Archies when the Monkees got above their raisin' and decided that they weren't just a TV cast but real musicians.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)

Weren't they all involved in the business before the show?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z)

83 1. Mad Max Interceptor
2. General Lee

3. Any of the rest, except for the Delorean. What a turd that thing was.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

84 You've been drinking.

Actually, I haven't but that's an excellent suggestion. I will take it under advisement.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (vTZFs)

85 Little known trivia...Andy Kim, canada's most talented singer and sexy man ever, co-wrote and sang back up on "Sugar, Sugar". Wonder if he is still alive giving canada's death mills working overtime 24/7.

Potatoe Gun Guy has a lot, and I mean a lot, of time on his hands.

Posted by: Dan Quail at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (ftsic)

86 Weren't they all involved in the business before the show?

Peter Tork was the only one who could actually play his instrument when the show started.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (+9wcF)

87 78 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.

Posted by: Bulg

I know of a nice 70s mobile home, good lot, but the north side of the trailer has a thick coat of algae. Bring some bleach and a power washer.

Posted by: Your Smiling Realtor at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (JM9I6)

88 On the drink above - here we go AGAIN with the coconut! No. It's the consistency, not the taste.
Posted by: LRob in OK

Cream of coconut is a sweet, thick syrup. Once you stir or blend it into a drink, you won't notice the consistency.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

89 72 Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.

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A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (9CZQg)

90 When I saw the photo up top, the first thing I thought of was SpongeBob. Not sure why, since I've never seen the show...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (D/6p1)

91 I always wanted a 1928 Porter.
Posted by: That's My Mother Dear at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (JM9I6)

Psst. I'm really a Model A in disguise.

Posted by: Ann Sothern at July 25, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

92 I think Michael Nesmith was a song writer/guitar player before and after the Monkees.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (Jr+re)

93 Bulg is here? Oh, good. I can post this and close the tab.

https://bit.ly/joy-rae-brown

Joy Rae Brown was an American model, film and television actress, and nightclub singer. She was noted for her pin-up photos and roles in B-movies…

Not safe for church service viewing

Posted by: mindful webworker - cute at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (jrd4M)

94 - Humid climate?
Earlier today it was 98° with heat index 117°.
Not gonna complain. Widow texted me this afternoon that a town about an hour north, heat index 127°

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (/XKEa)

95 Weren't they all involved in the business before the show?

I imagine so. They had some actual talent. But once they had some success, they started wanting creative control over the show and Kirshner basically did Bill Cosby's line of "I brought you into this world, I can take you out. Make another one just like you." And he did.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (vTZFs)

96 Roll with me on this, JQ, OK? I'm working a multi day gag here.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (Jr+re)

97 Ghostbusters hearse for sure. There was a dude that made one and brought it to a couple car shows at work family days. It was so cool, and I was so jealous.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (ftFVW)

98 The Ferrari.

I’ve driven one. I was 15. It was awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (XFI3v)

99 High today was 70.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 25, 2026 10:35 PM (DZ9Lv)

100 the cocktail looks like a rum drink that they just swapped out for gin

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:35 PM (JHVDg)

101 Definitely the DeLorean. I love history. I'd need to take some silver with me....

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)

102 nurse, did you get to the drags?

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (Jr+re)

103 86

Peter Tork logged a few months in an OK prison, for possession of hashish.

His real crime, imo, was being stupid enough to possess hashish in OK.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)

104 Peter Tork was the only one who could actually play his instrument when the show started.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (+9wcF)

Mike was recording as Mike Blessing before the show. Micky was of course, Circus Boy, and could play the guitar. Davy did music hall. They all had a background, they weren't just four actor guys who couldn't play music.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

105 Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.

Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

106 60 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.

William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Amateur.

Posted by: Christopher Lee at July 25, 2026 10:37 PM (Hpgos)

107 Lots of people love Pet Sounds, but I think their 1971 album Surf's Up! is just as fine.

Posted by: Feel Flows at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6)

108 I don't really trust people who hate coconut so much.

Deep down

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (JHVDg)

109 Oooh, recipe tomorrow? I'm assuming there is no connection between watching dolphins and having shish kabobs for dinner.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:26
No, they were beef. And yes! Remind me if I forget. lol.

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (hftzA)

110 69 I'm going for the General Lee to piss of the woke mob

What if I took one of the Ferraris and painted the flag on it or would that be cheating?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)

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With all the commies we have in this country, you could paint the American flag on it and cause just as many aneurysms as you could with the Confederate flag. Would that be considered a win-win situation?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (9CZQg)

111 No Pour Some Sugar on Me?! I am dissapoint.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (Fh5di)

112
Peter Tork was the only one who could actually play his instrument when the show started.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

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Davey Jones had starred on Broadway in Oliver!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (mmrXZ)

113 Not safe for church service viewing
Posted by: mindful webworker - cute at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (jrd4M)

*Leo Dicaprio pointing meme*

Hey! She was in Hillbillys in a Haunted House. Saw that one via Rifftrax.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:39 PM (0aYVJ)

114 Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM

Oops. Didn't know that. Sorry. LOL!

P.S. I also dislike the consistency, but love the flavor of coconut, so had hoped to help you.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:39 PM (rdVOm)

115 I'll be leaving as soon as the rockets and stars posters get here.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 10:39 PM (RCjYY)

116 A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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Anti- theft system.

Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (41CYW)

117 Regarding the second joke, apparently there was a real headline in the NY Post about an escaped mental patient who went on a raping spree.

The headline was "Nut bolts and screws" probably with at least one exclamation point.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)

118 78 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.

Posted by: Bulg

Wow! That part time tutoring job is payin off!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (XFI3v)

119 Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

The same night as the Beatles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)

120 Crime?

Hell, Tork should win some kind of award for being able to FIND hashish in OK

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (JHVDg)

121 https://bit.ly/joy-rae-brown

Joy Rae Brown was an American model, film and television actress, and nightclub singer. She was noted for her pin-up photos and roles in B-movies…

Not safe for church service viewing
Posted by: mindful webworker - cute at July 25, 2026

***
Aka, it says, "Joi Lansing." A couple of years ago I saw her in a 1950s Superman episode with George Reeves, where she plays a smart policewoman who goes undercover as . . . Superman's wife!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)

122 83 1. Mad Max Interceptor
2. General Lee

3. Any of the rest, except for the Delorean. What a turd that thing was.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: John DeLorean at July 25, 2026 10:42 PM (Hpgos)

123 Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026

***
Is that who he played? I can see it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)

124 I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.

Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:43 PM (sOtuf)

125 Joi Lansing died fairly young of breast cancer, which is doubly sad.

Posted by: Wearing Pink Cleats at July 25, 2026 10:43 PM (JM9I6)

126
Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.
Posted by: scampydog

Jethro Bodine had one of those seats on his double naught spy car. Put Granny right up into a tree, it did!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)

127 A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (9CZQg)

See the Mad Men episode in which the English guy knows the jig is up about his embezzling funds, so he tries to off himself with the promo Jaguar he was given.
It doesn't work, so he hangs himself in his office.

Posted by: sal at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (f+FmA)

128 I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.
Posted by: 496.

I wouldn't mind a ride in Magnum's Ferrari.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (ftFVW)

129 And you know, Davey Jones had starred on Broadway in Oliver!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (3sXRv)

130 102 nurse, did you get to the drags?
Posted by: LRob in OK

Heh. My gymnastics coach told us whoever won this big competition in Houston could drive the interstate back to Dallas in his Ferrari. Everyone else was in the van.

I won. I drove. I only pushed it to 124. Then I got a little spooked.

But it was exhilarating.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)

131 Mike was recording as Mike Blessing before the show. Micky was of course, Circus Boy, and could play the guitar. Davy did music hall. They all had a background, they weren't just four actor guys who couldn't play music.

That's one thing I love about this place. When I'm wrong you all have no trouble smacking my dumb ass down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (+9wcF)

132 The DeLorean was originally a pretty good idea. Then, a Renault engine or equivalent of about a third the proposed horsepower showed up and THEN they decided to build it in (I think) Ireland.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (Jr+re)

133 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.

William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Amateur.
Posted by: Christopher Lee at July 25, 2026 10:37 PM (Hpgos)

It's hard to follow in the footsteps of a descendant of Charlemagne, but he's trying.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

134 Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.
Posted by: scampydog
*
Jethro Bodine had one of those seats on his double naught spy car. Put Granny right up into a tree, it did!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026

***
"Oh, go ahead, eject me. See if I care."
( -- M to Bond in Skyfall)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (wzUl9)

135 Evening all,

The Soyuz will be undocking from the ISS in 3 hours.

Roscosmos - Soyuz MS-28
Undocking International Space Station ISS
Date: Sunday, July 26, 2026
Time: 3:02 a.m. EDT (0702 UTC, 09:02 CEST)

https://youtu.be/xdmdOR5u2OU

Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 10:46 PM (2F0/Y)

136 I always found it funny that Tom Selleck was too tall for the Ferrari. Good thing it was a convertible.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:46 PM (0aYVJ)

137 What. No Munstermobile?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

138 Steve Marriott, lead singer for Small Faces and Humble Pie, also played the Artful Dodger as a young lad.

Don't know if it was the same production that Davey Jones was in, likely not

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:46 PM (JHVDg)

139 Of course that coach assaulted many of my teammates and me, but I got to drive a cool car!

It was the early 80s. To be expected. Meh.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:47 PM (GI9/m)

140 It's begun. Bye!

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 10:47 PM (RCjYY)

141 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)

Just noticed "Plot it yourself" is audio. Bleh. Wanna read, not listen.

Will send pic to eldest to have her buy the others before someone else gets them.*

*saving titles for tomorrow's book thread

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

142 Good night, all. Lots of sun today and I am very tired.

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (hftzA)

143 124 I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.

Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:43 PM (sOtuf)

---

Do you have a good enough mustache to drive that car.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (9CZQg)

144 Gentlemen, thank you for the ONT in the Club.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

145 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.

William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I love this.

William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)

146 The third song in the thematic music is... a slightly different focus....

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (kU0PQ)

147 Joi Lansing played Lester Flatt's wife on The Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (Cqx++)

148 Joyenz

I just watched the ISS pass overhead 10 minutes ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

149 Shatner just keeps getting cooler

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (JHVDg)

150 The Aston Martin of course ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (3sXRv)

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (2WIwB)

151 Has anyone sent Smokey the Bear to Canada?

I think it's time, but make sure it's from the period when Sam Elliot voiced him.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (qx7Zg)

152 Club ONT Jukebox
Gimme some sugar!

Jukebox B-Sides:

Marillion - Sugar Mice
https://youtu.be/S3zmbvddK2k

Tapping the Vein - Sugar Falls
https://youtu.be/_0n5wvmzCUw

Focus - Sugar Island
https://youtu.be/To8WMDIQuhg

Brutus - Sugar Dragon
https://youtu.be/4frMgTrgd4Y

Maybe too sweet, especially after Brutus:
Yui Horie - Sugar Sweet Nightmare
https://youtu.be/BAchFngRQeA

Still not sweet enough? hic sunt dracones:
Yoko Ishida - Sugar Baby Love
https://youtu.be/DR_zriJjyJs

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

153 Speaking of classic cars, we saw a '66 (?) Chevy Chevelle, a Super Sport, on the avenue this evening. Steel blue, matching interior, a muffler that let you know the car was coming. He had the windows rolled down and cruised past us in an eyeblink as Linda was saying, "Is that old car strong enough to pass us . . .?"

The Chevelle I think was better proportioned than the full-size Chevy of that year, the Impala and Caprice. Chevelle was built on the same A-Body platform as the Pontiac Tempest -- which had a special model we know now as the GTO.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (wzUl9)

154 >>Shatner just keeps getting cooler

He sure does seem to enjoy life!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (rdVOm)

155 I just watched the ISS pass overhead 10 minutes ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

Very cool. It's been a long time since I have seen it.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 10:51 PM (2F0/Y)

156 Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

I actually remember seeing that- they did "I'd Do Anything for You", if I recall.
Big, big fan of the Monkees.

Posted by: sal at July 25, 2026 10:51 PM (f+FmA)

157 149 Shatner just keeps getting cooler
Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (JHVDg)

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I figured he was done when they found his wife at the bottom of the pool. I was wrong.

Robert Blake should have asked him for advice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:52 PM (u/oMr)

158 Songwriters for the Monkees, like Carol King, had been promised they would get to do all the songs, and were upset that the boys would be allowed to record their own songs.

Nesmith had a nice run after the show.

I like Some of Shelly's Blues. Have the words & chords right here on the piano.
https://youtu.be/SwCbLuCOwbk

Posted by: mindful webworker - traded the wool hat for a cowboy hat at July 25, 2026 10:52 PM (jrd4M)

159 I'll take the Monkees over the Archies any day of the week. Don "Frankenstein" Kircher couldn't control his beast. Too bad, Don

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)

160 Steve Marriott, lead singer for Small Faces and Humble Pie, also played the Artful Dodger as a young lad.

Now that fella could sing. There is a song "Good Times" where he sings back up to Stevie Wright, a talented singer in his own right, of The Easybeats, from Oz.

Posted by: Friday On My Mind at July 25, 2026 10:54 PM (ftsic)

161 The Superman fart reference (COTW) made me wonder...
If a fly buzzes through someone's fart cloud does it react the same way we do when we drive by a BBQ place?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

162 I may be totally wrong, but the monkees always seemed like they had a blast making their show. It looked like they had a ton of fun.

Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:55 PM (sOtuf)

163
You have to give the Rooskies their due. The Soyuz has been one heck of a reliable workhorse of a spacecraft in service since 1967.

The Chicoms basically copied it for their own orbital capsule, whatever they call it, Shenzou or some crap. The Rooskies did provide them technical assistance on it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

164 The smoke is getting thick again, but from the southwest. A couple of new fires in SE Oregon and the Owyhee.

Our first summer here was largely smoke-free.

Starting to remind me of Front Range Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ)

165 That's one thing I love about this place. When I'm wrong you all have no trouble smacking my dumb ass down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (+9wcF)

But not in an ill-mannered way.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:56 PM (1Ff7Z)

166 Pontiac Tempest -- which had a special model we know now as the GTO.

-----------

The same body length, height, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark. Positraction, independent rear suspension, mint green metallic paint...

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (u/oMr)

167 Dang! One of the comments of the week is from tonight's Hobby Thread? Someone was on the ball!

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (kU0PQ)

168 No no no.

Nesmith was the only accomplished musician as far as playing an instrument. Davey Jones was a singer, so I guess that counts, and banging a tambourine. Chicks dug him, of course.

The one demographic that didn’t diss the Monkees were other bands, because they knew how the industry worked. The Wrecking Crew and other session musicians played on scores and scores of top hits and albums. The Monkees became a “real” band eventually, or wanted to be.

Tork’s house in Laurel Canyon was party station, at all times. Everyone was loaded with cash and drugs, it was after the Pill, but before AIDS

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (3ElP1)

169 The doctor says to the old lady: "I can't determine the cause with certainty, but it would be best if you reduced your alcohol consumption and we'll see if it improves."

The old lady replies: "Can't I just increase it and we'll see if it gets worse?"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)

170 nurse, did you get to the drags?
Posted by: LRob in OK

Heh. My gymnastics coach told us whoever won this big competition in Houston could drive the interstate back to Dallas in his Ferrari. Everyone else was in the van.

I won. I drove. I only pushed it to 124. Then I got a little spooked.

But it was exhilarating.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)

***

You can drive my BMW anytime.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)

171 >> Shatner just keeps getting cooler

He is The Shat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

172 137 What. No Munstermobile?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

The Batmobile enters the chat ...

Posted by: zombie George Barris at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (3sXRv)

173 Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers

What?! You just slide your card in the slot....

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 10:58 PM (kU0PQ)

174 I may be totally wrong, but the monkees always seemed like they had a blast making their show. It looked like they had a ton of fun.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:55 PM (sOtuf)

Agree. And, even if, in the beginning, they were not skilled musicians, they became musicians. Always liked them.

I say this as a diehard thrash metal fan.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:58 PM (0aYVJ)

175 William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)

Hopefully after Takei goes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

176 I won. I drove. I only pushed it to 124. Then I got a little spooked.

But it was exhilarating.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)

***

You can drive my BMW anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)

Baby, you can drive my car ...

Posted by: zombie Jhn Lennon at July 25, 2026 10:59 PM (3sXRv)

177 Evening, Double D's and ONT Horde. I would take the General Lee. could fix it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

178 We were notified by our cousin that our last Uncle from our mom's family has stage 4 cancer. He's the last surviving kid from our American grandmother.

They tried one round of chemo, but it made him too weak. Doctors decided against further treatment. He can't move around on his own anymore and his wife was struggling with it. One of their sons has come home to help and hopefully they can get some in-home assistance.

They don't think he has long to live. This will be our fourth loss since dad passed last July.

Please keep his family in your prayers.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (2F0/Y)

179 For one of the Beatles Ed Sullivan appearances, Borscht-Belt comedian Morty Gunty was also on the bill. None of the audience was there to see Gunty and he had a rough time of it. Least he got paid, I guess.

Posted by: Brown's, The Nevele, Kutscher's at July 25, 2026 11:01 PM (JM9I6)

180 Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers

What?! You just slide your card in the slot....
Posted by: GWB

The strippers prefer tap to pay.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:01 PM (ftFVW)

181 179 For one of the Beatles Ed Sullivan appearances, Borscht-Belt comedian Morty Gunty was also on the bill. None of the audience was there to see Gunty and he had a rough time of it. Least he got paid, I guess.

---------

A nearly-unknown Jimi Hendrix opened a few shows for the Monkees. It did not go well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 11:02 PM (u/oMr)

182 Joy Rae Brown was an American model, film and television actress, and nightclub singer. She was noted for her pin-up photos and roles in B-movies…
Posted by: mindful webworker - cute at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (jrd4M)

So... which song does she go with?

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:02 PM (kU0PQ)

183 I also vote for the Bond car, since the Avanti is not available
Posted by: Texican ette at July 25, 2026 10:14 PM (SNf74)

But I already have one of those (well, two, if we are keeping score). Drove the driveable one to Rowley for Pizza Nite. Just got back home a few minutes ago. Car ran great, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)

184 I think Stephen Stills rented the same house from Tork. Crosby, Weed, Pills and Hash practiced there a lot. They eventually all got busted for dope, not surprisingly. Except Stills, who escaped from a bathroom window and absconded.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:03 PM (3ElP1)

185 The "pre-fab Four" - when they knew the series was not going to be renewed - got a bit trippier. It was the era.

Must be time to watch the Monkees movie Head (196

again. Been a while. The "true story" of how everybody hated them.

https://youtu.be/OfYob-y2m7o

Posted by: mindful webworker - Frank Zappa was in it at July 25, 2026 11:04 PM (jrd4M)

186 Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers

What?! You just slide your card in the slot....
Posted by: GWB

The strippers prefer tap to pay.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:01 PM (ftFVW)

Where does one enter the code?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 11:05 PM (2WIwB)

187
Chicoms just about copy and steal everything they do, don't they?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)

188

Maxwell Smart's Sunbeam Tiger

https://t.ly/t47UF

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:05 PM (Cqx++)

189 I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:43 PM (sOtuf)

You know he would hunt you down and shoot you with his 1911, though.

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:06 PM (kU0PQ)

190 You can't detest the media enough - >

Forget gasoline: This overlooked fuel could raise the price of nearly everything you buy
_FOX

Wishing them to hell is a curse and God admonishes us not to curse.
This is #2 on Brave news feed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:07 PM (JS6jE)

191 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

AOP, you're gonna cry when you see the sale price of the first car:

https://tinyurl.com/42dj9tax

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

192 I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.
Posted by: 496

You know he would hunt you down and shoot you with his 1911, though.
Posted by: GWB

But what if you dressed up like a nun?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:08 PM (ftFVW)

193
Chicoms just about copy and steal everything they do, don't they?
Posted by: publius

The Taiwanese do it too. Or at least they used to. While on liberty on Taiwan in the early 70's we used to buy bootleg LPs there for 50 cents at record stores. We copied them to tape and played the tapes because the vinyl wore down quickly. Bookstores sold books real cheap as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:09 PM (Cqx++)

194 A nearly-unknown Jimi Hendrix opened a few shows for the Monkees. It did not go well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 11:02 PM (u/oMr)

We want Davy! We want Davy!

Posted by: Screaming Girls at July 25, 2026 11:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

195 You can drive my BMW anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes

I bet you say that to all the girls.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:10 PM (yEz+x)

196 "But what if you dressed up like a nun?"

Nuns don't post on Ace of Spades... BLAM!

Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 11:10 PM (OygQN)

197 Maxwell Smart's Sunbeam Tiger

https://t.ly/t47UF

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:05 PM (Cqx++)

Sobs!!!

Posted by: Herbie #53 at July 25, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)

198 Some time ago a route driven in an old Jag, I think, brought out from storage was impressive. I wish I had saved the link.
Went back and saved this thriller from the other night - >

24 Hours Nürburgring Challenge 2013： On-board camera

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzWT50obhvw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:11 PM (JS6jE)

199 >>Shatner just keeps getting cooler

He sure does seem to enjoy life!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (rdVOm)

That's probably where most of the coolness comes from. When he decided to embrace Kirk and his fans, he seemed to open up and become a fun guy.

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:12 PM (kU0PQ)

200 Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers

What?! You just slide your card in the slot....
Posted by: GWB

The strippers prefer tap to pay.
Posted by: She Hobbit

* golf clap *

Wait, that was an 'Ette?

* standing-ovation golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

201 A nearly-unknown Jimi Hendrix opened a few shows for the Monkees. It did not go well.
Posted by: Cicero

To the aghast, jaw-dropped Monkees fans, Jimi said, "I guess you're not ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - heh at July 25, 2026 11:14 PM (jrd4M)

202
14 The DeLorean, and head for the 80s.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:05 PM (qx7Zg)

Oh yeah! A time travel car? You kiddin’ me?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 11:14 PM (ClnUm)

203 David Crosby drove a Mercedes 300, that was OK, even if you Hated The Establishment and totally Groovy. Don’t drive a Cadillac. (Only The Man would drive one of those )

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:15 PM (3ElP1)

204 133 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.

William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

He talked about this at his recent appearance here. Sounds, from what he said, that it might be something to look forward to.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 11:15 PM (CHHv1)

205 >>Shatner just keeps getting cooler

He sure does seem to enjoy life!
Posted by: JQ
That's probably where most of the coolness comes from. When he decided to embrace Kirk and his fans, he seemed to open up and become a fun guy.
Posted by: GWB

"You don't become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer's Paradox."

Posted by: the meme about that at July 25, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)

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