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Fugitive Fraudster Arrested
And Nick Shirley Probes Another Huge Area for Fraud, Durable Medical Equipment

Fraudbusters.


If Team Trump's anti-fraud efforts sometimes look a bit all-over-the-map, that's because the map is so incredibly large.

The feds spend over $7 billion a year, and fraudsters look to cash in on every dime; with Vice President JD Vance on point, the White House has organized a full-court press to fight back.

One day this week, the Justice Department announced it had finally nabbed a fugitive Medicare fraudster on the lam since 2022, who allegedly stole more than half a billion dollars, even as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Medicare-Medicaid czar Dr. Mehmet Oz froze over $1 billion in funding to California and Minnesota over apparent Medicaid fraud.

About the same time, Scott Bessent's Treasury stopped $100 million in tax money going to dead people thanks to new verification procedures, while the IRS chief revealed that a recent scrub of the Social Security Number database found that one in 10 recipients were erroneously listed.

That follows recent news of blatant adult-day-care scams in Queens and a drive to claw back $1 billion in COVID-era unemployment fraud that may still be nabbing $2 million a day in New York.

Last month, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche announced charges against 455 people for $6.5 billion in health-care fraud.

All this is robbery of the taxpayers and of the folks these government programs are supposed to help: That should outrage Republicans and Democrats alike.

And politicians of both parties should be embarrassed that the crackdowns are only coming now, years after fraudsters notoriously made off with tens or even hundreds of billions in COVID-relief monies.

Yes, some of the crackdown relies on new technology: Kennedy touted the use of AI, advanced analytics and "other cutting-edge tools" to ID suspicious Medicaid outlays.

But much of it is just what Alexander Hamilton called "energy in the executive," meaning leadership from President Donald Trump and his top people.

That's a really good point and very true.

For example, the FBI created a Most Wanted Fraudsters list, which has now nabbed three major suspects: Khalid Satary, the one captured this week, plus Herbert Kimble, who allegedly stole $1.2 billion in a Medicare telemedicine scheme, and Said Abdullahi Ereg, accused of fraud totaling $4.2 million in a child-nutrition program.

Nick Shirley is now discovering another avenue of massive medical fraud, this one involving durable medical equipment, stuff like wheelchairs and CPAP machines and equipment like that which is supposed to last for months or years.

It's a similar scam to all the others: "Enrolling" phantom patients up for supplies, billing the government for those supplies, and then, who knows, putting the equipment in a warehouse or more likely selling it on the street for pennies on the dollar.

This wouldn't work... if anyone bothered checking these businesses and confirming that these were real patients. But they don't, because Democrats enable the fraud deliberately. It's how they fund their supporters who in turn donate back to Democrats and put money in bums' pockets for mail-in illegal "votes."

How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Morning Ace.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (kgE5c)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

4 Hope Shirley has good security...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (FtULh)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (2YhKe)

6
I think this was the racket on Bad Monkey.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Fi81e)

7 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (2YhKe)

8 Afternoon, Ace. How are the crows?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (kgE5c)

9 This is why there are thousands of discarded wheelchairs and walkers at hobo camps.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (6iKlf)

10 Dems don’t care. They look at all this money as a form of reparations.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 24, 2026 12:15 PM (aFYHp)

11 willowed: In the 90's my long distance bill averaged $250, 1990 dollars a month.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:15 PM (RBKzD)

12 It was cloudy, slight drizzle and 82 when I went out earlier.

On it's way to 99 today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:16 PM (2YhKe)

13 willowed: In the 90's my long distance bill averaged $250, 1990 dollars a month.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:15 PM (RBKzD)



In high school....I was seeing a girl in a town about 20 miles away, up the freeway.

I racked up back to back $1000 phone bills. Dad was PISSED!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM (2YhKe)

14 Who ya gonna call?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (SgdqL)

15 95-100f for the next seven days - typical July weather.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (6iKlf)

16 Why wasn't I alerted on how to get in on all of this filthy money? It's no wonder so many people are living a life of leisure.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (SwCxT)

17 Reminder:
Paul "Budget Hawk" Ryan took a band-new sharpened #2 pencil, his green accountant eyeshade and a full pot of coffee to sit down and go through the budget line by line.

And couldn't find a single penny to cut.
Not one penny.

In fact, he went back to his Republican majority in the House and the Republican majority in the Senate and said, "ladies and gentlemen--we have to increase spending! Now! By a trillion dollars!"

Because that's what budget hawks do ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (3cUTc)

18 It's sometimes easy to get discouraged about the direction of the country, but stuff like this tells me that at least some people are trying to push it in the right direction.

I highly recommend reading Kurt Schlichter's column today. It is a synopsis of why the Dems (and the left in general) are in deep kimchi for pretty much the next generation. If you frame it as "would you rather be in their shoes or ours", the answer is pretty obvious.

Democrats Are Walking Into a Minefield

https://tinyurl.com/vab33989

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

20 Damn, I'm gonna need a walker, cane, and a bathroom shower seat. Should I troll homeless camps first before buying on Amazon? Knee replacement in a couple months.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (2noDb)

21 Reminder:
Paul "Budget Hawk" Ryan took a band-new sharpened #2 pencil, his green accountant eyeshade and a full pot of coffee to sit down and go through the budget line by line.




'choot 'em!!!!

Posted by: Troy Landry at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

22 Beautiful day here in NoVA - mid 70's.

Have to get out and mow this afternoon but it won't kill me like it usually does in July.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (SgdqL)

23 Its amazing how easy it seems to be for fraudsters to set up shop and start getting money. My own experience trying to get services for my 22 year autistic son is extremely slow.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (+PUOE)

24 Good afternoon Ace, happy Friday.
AI is going to make finding fraud much easier. Simply compare citizens and what is billed for each piece of equipment or benefit. AI does that real quickly. The Biden administration may be the last big trough for fraudsters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (NemxU)

25 willowed: In the 90's my long distance bill averaged $250, 1990 dollars a month.



Did you have a phone sex line in Ulaanbaatar?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

26 Surely he's Nick.

Posted by: Victor Vector at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

27 Remember the reaction of the people who will tell you millions are dying because social welfare programs are underfunded yawn at billion dollar fraud schemes taking money from those social welfare programs

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)

28 The only way to stop this is to drastically reduce the size of federal government and its spending. But there's no voting bloc that really wants that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (ypYV4)

29 Pretty hot, for here. A lot depends on location (how close to the water, any intervening terrain). Breeze picks up later and makes the afternoons quite OK (in the shade). But the last year has been so ridiculous, even for here (week after month of perfect days), we're due for some good summer heat.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)

30 Its amazing how easy it seems to be for fraudsters to set up shop and start getting money.

Well, when half the government is trying to make it easy for you in exchange for your votes, that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

31 Nick Shirley.

So effective, California crafted a bill in his name and banned what he does from the entire state.

That tells you right there who's benefiting greatly from the fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

32 How you can tell every Democrat up and down the chain from city hall to Congress are in on the fraud, getting kickbacks, laundered, campaign funds and even committing the fraud themselves:

None of them, not a one, are upset that this fraud is stealing money from those who actually need it.
People who desperately need help.

Every dollar that goes to a thief is a dollar that is taken from someone who is actually bedridden.

And not one Democrat anywhere gives a tinker's damn.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:23 PM (3cUTc)

33
It's a similar scam to all the others: "Enrolling" phantom patients up for supplies, billing the government for those supplies, and then, who knows, putting the equipment in a warehouse or more likely selling it on the street for pennies on the dollar.
-----
I doubt much of the equipment even gets purchased and resold. I bet most of it exists purely on paper.

Ali, of Somali Adult Helperz, Inc: "Sure, of course I purchased those 100 CPAP machines. Just ask the vendor, my cousin Guuleed at Somali Breething Center."

Auditor: "But of course. No need to hassle anybody with a pesky phone call. Precious foreigners would never lie, and a man with a head the size of yours is too smart to miss a beat. Have a nice day."

*winks, nods, wets beak*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (BI5O2)

34 you know if the dems have the white house in 2029 nick shirley will be indicted on lots of semi-imaginary charges

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (CWTWj)

35 And not one Democrat anywhere gives a tinker's damn.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:23 PM (3cUTc)

**shifty eyes**

Posted by: The GOPe at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (SgdqL)

36 ***COVID-era unemployment fraud that may still be nabbing $2 million a day in New York.
---

New York, New York
Mandami's a dork
No matter where you look for it
You'll cause a fit, it's New York
Just stick a fork in it
It's Mandami's New York

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (RBKzD)

37 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.

Depending on how you define fraud it it significantly more.

I ran through this with a left leaning acquittance recently. He was complaining his hospital bill was high and he had actually itemized it and the costs for items were silly.

So I asked him...remember when you said heath care should be free for those that couldn't afford it? Yes...well how do you think the hospital makes up losing money giving services to those people. But I said the rich should pay! Well, you live in a multimillion dollar home and make 6 figures. You are the rich...so why aren't you happy? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR

And I couldn't get him to budge....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

38 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


Same here. 82 with 86% humidity. Feel like is 92. But cloudy. Feels really nice considering it towards the end of July.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:25 PM (oUopv)

39 19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
==
Well, not half. Though in government programs it might be approaching 10% which is insane. Maybe 15%.

But DME is legalized theft by hospitals. Mark ups I’ve seen go as high as 1000%. Medical supplies in general have huge mark ups.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Kocji)

40 And not one Democrat anywhere gives a tinker's damn.

I highly recommend Elon's recent exchange with a media shill who accused DOGE of killing millions by defunding USAID and other NGOs. Among other excellent points, such as how much everyone LOATHES the media, he pointed out that the Gates and ex-Bezos wife's foundations control tens of billions of dollars, so if they really thought that, they could easily pay for it.

Left unsaid was the fact that the taxpayer's USAID money wasn't going where it was supposed to anyway; it was going to support leftist politicians.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

41 I wonder if Nick Shirley is getting all of his tips from DoGE.

It would not surprise me in the least.

Posted by: Tired of Gaslighting at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (LGdxD)

42 What are Muslims like in their own countries? Are these nations just giant scam economies?

Posted by: Wally at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (xx1Oe)

43 >How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.
----

82F here in the MDT zone, headed for upper 90s
it's a dry heat

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

44 So I asked him...remember when you said heath care should be free for those that couldn't afford it? Yes...well how do you think the hospital makes up losing money giving services to those people. But I said the rich should pay! Well, you live in a multimillion dollar home and make 6 figures. You are the rich...so why aren't you happy? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR

And I couldn't get him to budge....
Posted by: 18-1



That's when you just point & laugh.

In. Their. Faces.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (oUopv)

45 As long as the Feds keep shipping me free boner pills, I'm happy.

Posted by: Still Standing at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

46 But I have managed to boost my indoor humidity to the 40s, which is comfortable

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (ZxPkt)

47 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

48 Where can I find The Scooter Store?

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (D2d9O)

49 The Democrat party is a pyramid scheme.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (q177U)

50 Weather is record breaking heat.
Humid too.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (FVz0t)

51 A separate but possible even larger kind of fraud - which is generally too slippery to find/prosecute as fraud - is "upselling" or gold-plating (not sure of the right colloquialism) within legitimate medical situations. Especially disability, rehab, etc.

Good friend had actual neck/back injuries from work. His tales of being upsold and pushed to use more things he didn't need, at every turn, by the disability/rehab industrial complex, were jaw-dropping.

This pathetic collapsed state even had billboards (billboards!) years ago asking people to whistleblow on disability fraud. That's how bad even the (mostly) idiotic state guvamint recognized the problem is.

I'd ballpark guess that wasteful - or actually pernicious - expenditure on social welfare fraud, near-fraud such as that described above, and "environmental" and "safety" nonsense in the US, if summed up, would be in the top 10 economies of the world.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (U/Byj)

52 That's when you just point & laugh.

In. Their. Faces.


Would it be a Nelson Muntz "ha ha" type laugh? It should be.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

53 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM


Fine sunny day here in New England. About 82 and very comfortable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (kgE5c)

54 Herbert Kimble while living in South Carolina was registered to vote as a Republican

Posted by: Paul at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (dFAcn)

55 Saw a clip of Shirley going to an apartment asking if this is where you can get medical equipment and the woman who spoke little English said she didn't know it was her husband who he'd have to ask and Shirley kept asking saying this was the address for the "company"... The woman was wearing the typical head scarf and you could see inside it was just an apartment with furniture....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (FtULh)

56 I racked up back to back $1000 phone bills. Dad was PISSED!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah. Stick with that story.

Posted by: 976-1212 at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (/dNQe)

57 Someone also needs to look into this 'student driver' business. I swear, two out of five cars in NC have a 'student driver' sticker on it. It definitely has to be some kind of scam where people get 'paid' with grants and government funds to be a 'driving instructor.'

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (yZpsQ)

58 39 19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
==
Well, not half. Though in government programs it might be approaching 10% which is insane. Maybe 15%.

But DME is legalized theft by hospitals. Mark ups I’ve seen go as high as 1000%. Medical supplies in general have huge mark ups.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Kocji

Exactly right. Much of the legitimate billing is fraudulent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (ypYV4)

59 It was cloudy, slight drizzle and 82 when I went out earlier.

On it's way to 99 today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:16 PM (2YhKe)

Overcast and gloomy here, but warm. Lots of smoke in the air, but I am not smelling it yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

60 What are Muslims like in their own countries? Are these nations just giant scam economies?
Posted by: Wally at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (xx1Oe)
----
Yeah, pretty much.

They are all "low trust" tribal societies. Their only goal is to get one over on their rival tribes/clans. Because that's what the rival tribes are doing to them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (FZ29D)

61 Pretty hot, for here. A lot depends on location (how close to the water, any intervening terrain). Breeze picks up later and makes the afternoons quite OK (in the shade). But the last year has been so ridiculous, even for here (week after month of perfect days), we're due for some good summer heat.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)
==
Headed to Dallas. Forecasting 103 Sunday. I’ll be happy to send you some.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (Kocji)

62 he FBI created a Most Wanted Fraudsters list, which has now nabbed three major suspects:

Still at large, their accomplices in Congress and the various agencies who created and administered the systems intentionally.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (E24OL)

63 Heya ace.

Currently 68 degrees here and raining.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (IMPuq)

64 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's. There is no end because the monies given go to the higher up's pockets and a very small amount if any to those in need.

The money and supplies are stolen period. How much money and supplies do you think that the USA has sent to African nations in the last 5 decades? How many trillions? Why is their still a need?

Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

65 Medical equipment companies actually advertise promoting this fraud.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (bX16E)

66 Did you have a phone sex line in Ulaanbaatar?

Posted by: Archimedes
---

I lived in the country but my business was in the city.
And just because you are home doesn't mean there's not
another loose end to straighten out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (RBKzD)

67 92 here in Athens, TX. Nice breeze. Much better than earlier this week.

Hope all of you have a great weekend

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (J/mA4)

68 I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

I thought race is something you're born with, not learned.
Man, life is so passing me by.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (sl73Y)

69 Some people need to experience a lethal dose of the Energy of the Executive, whether through electric, ballistic, or just good old fashion kenetic energy from falling through a trap door to a sudden stop just above the ground.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (CtC26)

70 I was told there was a suspicious medical device charge on my health care account.

I contacted Medicare Fraud.

They knew. They were acting against the company.

I said "Book 'em Danno" to a chuckle on the other end of the line.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (u82oZ)

71 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (2Ez/1)

72 Any recent updates on Chuy or crow sightings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (CG8Fj)

73 There is no way that the Feds spend only $7 billion a year. This has to be offf by several magnitudes

Posted by: Roger DePoy at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (7wPJP)

74 I oppose every form of socialized medicine, but I'm not going to lie, it would be nice if garrett and I could get our PrEP treatments for free.

Posted by: ace at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (LGdxD)

75 The money and supplies are stolen period. How much money and supplies do you think that the USA has sent to African nations in the last 5 decades? How many trillions? Why is their still a need?

Yes, but you're forgetting how many people in America got a warm frisson of self-regard for this action.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

76 64 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's. There is no end because the monies given go to the higher up's pockets and a very small amount if any to those in need.

The money and supplies are stolen period. How much money and supplies do you think that the USA has sent to African nations in the last 5 decades? How many trillions? Why is their still a need?
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

This can be said of many charities.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (4g5V+)

77 71℉ and cloudy after a soaking rain here in rural Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (u82oZ)

78 I remain convinced that our entire annual deficit, and more, is waste and fraud, but mostly, the fraud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

79 Hank Kimball >>>> Herbert Kimble

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

80
Remember the reaction of the people who will tell you millions are dying because social welfare programs are underfunded yawn at billion dollar fraud schemes taking money from those social welfare programs
Posted by: 18-1

================

Fuck those people. Steps are being taken, like HHS "pausing" funds for California and Minnesota, but when does the real cutting and the real punishment begin? I'm not even sure California won't get all of its billions for fraud sometime soon, probably through a judge.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (mmrXZ)

81 18 It's sometimes easy to get discouraged about the direction of the country, but stuff like this tells me that at least some people are trying to push it in the right direction.

I highly recommend reading Kurt Schlichter's column today. It is a synopsis of why the Dems (and the left in general) are in deep kimchi for pretty much the next generation. If you frame it as "would you rather be in their shoes or ours", the answer is pretty obvious.

Democrats Are Walking Into a Minefield

https://tinyurl.com/vab33989

Posted by: Archimedes

Thanks for posting that. Helps to calm some permanent black pillers. At least the genuine anxiety types, not the asshole troller types.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

82 I saw a car the other day with a severely bashed-in tailgate and a large Student Driver sticker next to it.

Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at July 24, 2026 12:34 PM (JM9I6)

83 WHAT IS WRONG WITH HENTAI PORN???

Posted by: The Republican Party at July 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Jl/ju)

84 Why is their still a need?

Posted by: Cheri
--

Bill Gates?

Don't forget Bush sent them mosquito nets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (RBKzD)

85 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.

Depending on how you define fraud it it significantly more.

I ran through this with a left leaning acquittance recently. He was complaining his hospital bill was high and he had actually itemized it and the costs for items were silly.


And I couldn't get him to budge....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
_____

I was in the hospital for 10 days a few years ago with a nasty blood infection. I have insurance.

Starting a few weeks after I was discharged, I started getting dozens of bills from vague-sounding medical companies and providers. The bills didn't even specify what they were for, let along itemize anything. The bills totalled well over $6,000.

You know what I did? Nothing. Never paid a dime. For some of the bigger bills, I wrote back and politely said "fuck you, I ain't paying this without detailed itemized bills of exactly what the charges are for. Suck my fat hog." None ever gave me an itemized bill.

As far as I'm concerned, whatever these companies got from my insurance, that's more than enough.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

86 So many Democrats, so few in prison..

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)

87
Nice here in SoCal, as always. Might take a walk along the beach.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (mmrXZ)

88 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
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Sounds wonderful. I’d choose bourbon or a nice port. With a Patel Churchill. I’ve not had that in awhile.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (87scc)

89 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

It's 92 at 11:30. Feels like 104 TWC says. Humidity 60%. And for the Houston area that's not bad. But I am starting to wonder how I'll know if I get sent to Hell.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (ypYV4)

90 Big Medical Supplier has also done very well, selling all sorts of expensive aids and contraptions at high prices. At least they do supply the stuff, but it is excessively expensive imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

91 It's amazing that this Nick Shirley kid is basically one of the greatest journalists of our age.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)

92 This can be said of many charities.
Posted by: Cow Demon

You might even think that Africans could dig their own wells after seeing it done for so many decades.

Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (JM9I6)

93 Fuck those people. Steps are being taken, like HHS "pausing" funds for California and Minnesota, but when does the real cutting and the real punishment begin? I'm not even sure California won't get all of its billions for fraud sometime soon, probably through a judge.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Early days yet. You have to break through the organized resistance of the Dem political establishment including judges first. The rest becomes easier at that point.

But in a lot of cases of fraud, the fraudsters know they are caught and don't even raise claims to try to reverse the cutoff of funds. This has happened in the CA hospice fraud repeatedly, very few of the 800 plus firms have challenged being cut off. Same for dead people challenging cutoff of Social Security, etc. Those that are fraudsters are not brazen enough to try to challenge it in court. They go and do something else for try to flee the country with their ill gotten loot.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

94 I wrote back and politely said "f*** you, I ain't paying this without detailed itemized bills of exactly what the charges are for. Suck my fat hog."

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

95 WHAT IS WRONG WITH HENTAI PORN???

Are we talking futanari? Because I gotta say, its...interesting.

Not that I view it sexually I just like the art work you know?

Posted by: David French at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

96 64 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (oiNtH)
------

Cue the classic Sam Kinison rant about this.

MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)

97 It will hit 100 easy today on the west side of the Caprock.

The other day I went hiking at Palo Duro. When I left, the thermometer at the trailhead read 100. It was not even 11 am.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (4g5V+)

98 Bush sent Africa mosquito nets.
He didn't say anything like
Make DDT Great Again.

That was a tip off wasn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (RBKzD)

99 🛳️ 🛳️ Ahoy, join me on the conservative Gulf of America Cruise that isn’t just a bunch of obsolete losers guzzling Zima on the Lido Deck!

Kurt Schlicter cruelty level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (kgE5c)

100 All those "only $16.75 per month,... mmmm, less than your starbucks morning coffee, you too can support a starving child in Elbonia" donations are under some tax threshold.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (IGZcJ)

101 86° and rising here.

But it's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

102 And the sandmaggot who just got picked up in the Middle East after stealing $547m?

Give. Me. A. Break.

That is not routine Precious Foreigner Hijinks. That's more than half a billion damn dollars. One guy.

I'd bet my last plugged nickel that this guy was laundering money to the Middle East on behalf of our lovely foreign service.

G-d only knows for what. I'm sure whatever it is would make you puke.

Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (BI5O2)

103
Cue the classic Sam Kinison rant about this.

MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (

I miss Sam Kinison.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:38 PM (4g5V+)

104 It is now 80 in my part of NJ. and sunny. It was in the 50's this morning so that I needed to wear a:sweatshirt to go on our walk. Such a relief after the high temps and humidity a while back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 12:38 PM (xSAlF)

105 91 It's amazing that this Nick Shirley kid is basically one of the greatest journalists of our age.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Yep. Probably because he never went to journalism school nor became a 'media' personality.

College education in a lot of areas now is a hindrance to thinking and acting because of the programming kids get when they go.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

106
I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)



"There. Over there. That person is what is considered 'black.' The African American. That gentleman there is brown. He's 'Hispanic' or 'Mexican.'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)

107 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's.

Africa's population exploded because of western aide. In many places they never bothered to build any sort of sustainable economy to feed the additional population because there will always be western aide.

Posted by: David French at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

108 ------

Cue the classic Sam Kinison rant about this.

MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

Posted by: ballistic
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Samsonite!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (RBKzD)

109 So I asked him...remember when you said heath care should be free for those that couldn't afford it? Yes...well how do you think the hospital makes up losing money giving services to those people. But I said the rich should pay! Well, you live in a multimillion dollar home and make 6 figures. You are the rich...so why aren't you happy? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR

To a leftist, "the rich" is anyone with a penny more than them. They, on the other hand, are basically the working poor.

They have a European mindset, only people with inherited titles and government grandees are permitted more than they. Everyone else is putting on airs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

110 And I hope Nick Shirley had some armed protection. He is a brave young man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (xSAlF)

111 98 Bush sent Africa mosquito nets.
He didn't say anything like
Make DDT Great Again.

That was a tip off wasn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (RBKzD)

Don’t they use DDT regardless?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (4g5V+)

112 Did you have a phone sex line in Ulaanbaatar?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM


For when you really want to yak it up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (BpKYj)

113 I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

I thought race is something you're born with, not learned.
Man, life is so passing me by.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (sl73Y)
_______

It's about 90% learned. But the common misconception is that manly men can drive fast because they're manly men. So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

114 >>> 102
==
Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (BI5O2)

Is today the day we burn this motherfucker down?

Posted by: Pooh and Piglet at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (vDZgA)

115 When you grasp the scale of fraud and corruption in federal.gov, the Democrat’s desire for war in Ukraine and Iran is easier to understand. I think the Democrats will maintain the status quo in November.

Posted by: Accomack at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (9sK1w)

116 57 if we're talking Wake County, then they need as many driving instructors as they can get. A lot of foreigners due to the colleges, medical centers and Tech Triangle, and they all drive like they're headed to a hot date with their favorite goat.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)

117 Many people are impatient with Trump getting things done and want him to ignore the judges and the courts. But Trump knows that the legal and lawful approach leaves a good system intact to let him work against the enemies of We The People. The sophistries of these Commies melt under exposure to real truth and justice.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (CtC26)

118 Dante devotes an entire circle of Hell to thieves.

I wonder if its big enough for all these Democrat fraudsters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (yI0P+)

119 Didja ever notice that a generation ago, wheelchairs were 2' wide? And now they're 4' wide?

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (JM9I6)

120 Speaking of mosquitos it is 2026.

Not only do I not have a flying car or the option of a moon vacation, the mosquitos in my area are worse then they were when I was a kid.

We continue to regress...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

121 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
==
Sounds wonderful. I’d choose bourbon or a nice port. With a Patel Churchill. I’ve not had that in awhile.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (87scc)


[Fistbump]

(but not in a gay way, in a cool way)

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

122 Don’t they use DDT regardless?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM


That's why there are no Bald Eagles in Africa.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (4NO2D)

123 But the common misconception is that manly men can drive fast because they're manly men. So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

YT has lots of hilarious videos of mouthbreathing idjits who peel away from a light in their brand new $200k car and promptly drive it into a tree. I laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

124 91 It's amazing that this Nick Shirley kid is basically one of the greatest journalists of our age.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM


Which is why there is no longer a "mainstream press" or such a thing as "national news."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)

125 It was 58 here last night, only 71 now. Really cool, but more 90's coming tomorrow already.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (vbXSk)

126 104 It is now 80 in my part of NJ. and sunny. It was in the 50's this morning so that I needed to wear a:sweatshirt to go on our walk. Such a relief after the high temps and humidity a while back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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It went down to 80 over night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (RBKzD)

127 Plainly put, any program where a sufficient amount of money is spent by the Gov't is another program ripe for fraud. The larger the budget and the more people receive the money, the worse the fraud potential...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)

128 Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Not necessarily. The problem with IC corruption is if they have some gig giving them cash, they cannot really move against independent operators without jeopardizing their own fraud. The IC tries to swim in a sea filled with other fraudsters and relies on that for cover. So not every fraudster, maybe not even a majority of them, are covers for the IC.

But, I do think all of them have Dem and some GOPe political connections like any other organized criminal does to ward off local and even state investigations.

You pay off the authorities is rule one to operate so they see no evil, speak no evil, and hear no evil.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

129 If there ever was a use for AI, this is the thing. Cross-referencing payments and addresses can't be that hard. Just stop the payments, make them come to you.... for arrest and deportation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (n5tGW)

130 I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)


"There. Over there. That person is what is considered 'black.' The African American. That gentleman there is brown. He's 'Hispanic' or 'Mexican.'"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)
______

"What's Kamala?"

-- Student at Blade Race School

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

131 Sunny, hot and humid here, as it is for the vast majority of days running from mid-May to mid-October.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (J4Dwc)

132 127 Plainly put, any program where a sufficient amount of money is spent by the Gov't is another program ripe for fraud. The larger the budget and the more people receive the money, the worse the fraud potential...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Well put.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

133 At least they do supply the stuff, but it is excessively expensive imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

I say this as someone in need of a medical device that fortunately I can get off of Amazon, no problem.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (4g5V+)

134 >>> 120 Speaking of mosquitos it is 2026.

Not only do I not have a flying car or the option of a moon vacation, the mosquitos in my area are worse then they were when I was a kid.

We continue to regress...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

Where is my Mr. Fusion???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (vDZgA)

135 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.
----

It was gorgeous at Monmouth Park this past Sunday. The previous day's t-storms blew out the smoke and heat and left NJ with atypically cool (<60 degree overnights!) weather. Back in Florida now. I think I can sous vide a brisket in my yard...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (nbLIj)

136 Africa death rate for 2026 is 7.34, a 1.16% decline from 2025.
Africa death rate for 2025 was 7.43, a 1.16% decline from 2024.
Africa death rate for 2024 was 7.51, a 1.14% decline from 2023.

So somewhere around $25 Billion (all sources) of HIV AIDS drugs ended when USAID was shut down.
And the death rates has declined over 4% compounded since 2024.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (/+uur)

137 The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

This is true with forklifts and construction equipment too.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (IGZcJ)

138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (yI0P+)

139 125 It was 58 here last night, only 71 now. Really cool, but more 90's coming tomorrow already.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (vbXSk)

Lows have been around 68ºF or 69ºF with 97% humidity...days have been 85ºF to just under 90ºF...
Sandy Eggo Summer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

140 50 Weather is record breaking heat.

long ago, i invested most of my money in cds.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

141 If any of these convicted fraudsters are anything but natural born citizens, strip them of their US citizenship and return them forthwith to their country of origin.

No USA for you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (wVcYX)

142 Which is why there is no longer a "mainstream press" or such a thing as "national news."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Their "Hey Look Squirrel" act is getting old except for homebound elderly unable to get up and change the dial and those in Democrat industries like education and social services.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

143 138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (yI0P+)

and mosquitoes. and fleas. and ticks. and...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

144 138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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While she screams forever, if only I had a can of DDT spray.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

145 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.

Is she in a hot little red robe?

Posted by: Some AWFL putting down her copy of 50 shades of grey at July 24, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

146 So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

-----

I think the the twitchy rear end on the Porsche 911 GTs has probably killed nearly as many Wall Street investment bankers as uncut Peruvian blow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)

147 The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM

Shooting is much the same, for the same reason.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (SVdzD)

148 >I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs.
-----

STOP sending them food. Don't send another bite. If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

149 142 Which is why there is no longer a "mainstream press" or such a thing as "national news."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Their "Hey Look Squirrel" act is getting old except for homebound elderly unable to get up and change the dial and those in Democrat industries like education and social services.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

They made such a big fuss about Monkey Pox that my wife's aunt asked me if she should get a vax for it...well, I assume that's why she asked and that she wasn't into any kinky business with lots of gay pustulant men...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

150 We must be in the same part of the country. Low 80's here, dry and a little breezy. Cool night with the windows open. Summer always hands us a few days like this but nearly enough.

Posted by: NJ Guy at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (nPp6w)

151 If any of these convicted fraudsters are anything but natural born citizens, strip them of their US citizenship and return them forthwith to their country of origin.

No USA for you!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM


After they complete their Life at Hard Labor, their ashes can be deported.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)

152 Remember:
The closest anyone on the left has come to finding a single person who died because of DOGE cuts was ....

The guy who lied about dogs being used to rape Hamas, claiming some gal in Africa died in childbirth because we stopped sending her local warlord money so he could--after his skim--buy a few gallons of diesel for the ambulance.

There it is, Rethuglicans!! You are all killers! Just because you wince filling up your tank doesn't mean some fake woman in some African country didn't die when you stopped giving them free diesel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (3cUTc)

153 But the common misconception is that manly men can drive fast because they're manly men. So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

YT has lots of hilarious videos of mouthbreathing idjits who peel away from a light in their brand new $200k car and promptly drive it into a tree. I laugh and laugh.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
_____

Easy to do if you're an idiot. They turn off stability control, then floor it, then panic when the ass starts to slide out, and rather than correct the slide (or at least brake) they just freeze and the car slams into a hard object with their foot still on the gas.

There's a vid out of one of the first new Bugatti Tourbillions pull that shit and almost take out an oncoming car. That woulda been a $5 million wreck.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

154 If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.

Send their "leaders" pagers.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

155 I highly recommend Elon's recent exchange with a media shill who accused DOGE of killing millions by defunding USAID and other NGOs.

Someone earlier had discussed a story about the plight of trans people in Nepal now that the US taxpayer isn't funding homo services in Chynah.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

156 They made such a big fuss about Monkey Pox that my wife's aunt asked me if she should get a vax for it...well, I assume that's why she asked and that she wasn't into any kinky business with lots of gay pustulant men...

I saw a video where the guy said:

Hey remember when the FNM told us we were all going to die from Monkeypox if we didn't get a new experimental vaccine and everyone collectively was like, Nah bro we ain't doin' this again.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

157 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (yI0P+)

158

"Paul "Budget Hawk" Ryan"

You mean Paul "Closeted Faggot" Ryan

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (och2J)

159 I say this as someone in need of a medical device that fortunately I can get off of Amazon, no problem.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (4g5V+)

That's not mine, baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wVcYX)

160 141 If any of these convicted fraudsters are anything but natural born citizens, strip them of their US citizenship and return them forthwith to their country of origin.

No USA for you!
Posted by: Count de Monet

I am to the point that just shooting them in a firing squad would be appropriate. Crimes like their's risk a civil war just like those promoting voter fraud. These are not victimless crimes but acts that destabilize the entire country.

We hung horse thieves in more civilized times because horses were vital for honest people to survive. And medical care is vital for honest people to survive as well. So any derivation of those funds for medical care into the pockets of a fraudster could cost someone else their lives. All for money. Just shoot them like you would a bank robber that killed a guard.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

161 Someone earlier had discussed a story about the plight of trans people in Nepal now that the US taxpayer isn't funding homo services in Chynah.

Out: Sucking d*cks and getting USAID checks

In: Sucking d*cks and not getting USAID checks

Posted by: Trannies in Nepal at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

162 122 Don’t they use DDT regardless?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM

That's why there are no Bald Eagles in Africa.


oh. i thought they handled that by spraying rogaine.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

163 STOP sending them food. Don't send another bite. If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)


What do you think we've been doing?

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (0bjKf)

164 157 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (yI0P+)

He response went flat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

165 157 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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You might say flattened by her realization she was an idiot on earth for giving her life on behalf of evil people akin to the Amorites.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

166 FREE CATHETERS!

FREE MEDICARE REFERRAL LINE!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:48 PM (JvZF+)

167 ______

"What's Kamala?"

-- Student at Blade Race School
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)



"She's what's known as a 'sanjigger.' She's actually mostly white India Indian, but pretends to be black for inclusion and racial appropriation."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

168 So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

-----

I think the the twitchy rear end on the Porsche 911 GTs has probably killed nearly as many Wall Street investment bankers as uncut Peruvian blow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)
_____

The older models, yes. The new ones (991-present) have much better traction/stability control. So you can drive it much faster without getting into trouble.

Which is another problem: beginners think THEY are driving the car fast. They are not. The car is. Some of them don't figure this out until it's too late. The car can save you from bad driving ... until it can't.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

169 Start of the second paragraph in the original article is wrong:

"The feds spend over $7 billion a year, ..."

Total fed spending is over $7 TRILLION a year.

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (yXKEQ)

170 oh. i thought they handled that by spraying rogaine.
Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

MUCH easier than trying to fit them all out with little toupees.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (SgdqL)

171 Is a Fleshlight considered a durable medical device?

Posted by: Just Axin' at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (JM9I6)

172 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (yI0P+)

At least she'll never have to worry about wrinkles.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (Nyq9f)

173 >I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs.
-----

STOP sending them food. Don't send another bite. If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)


I had a few thoughts on this matter.

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (wVcYX)

174 167 ______

"What's Kamala?"

-- Student at Blade Race School
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)


"She's what's known as a 'sanjigger.' She's actually mostly white India Indian, but pretends to be black for inclusion and racial appropriation."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.
I've never heard of a sanjigger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

175 40 billion dollar deficit? Behold where the money went. Release the CPAs.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (fQFd2)

176 Is a Fleshlight considered a durable medical device?

At 3 minutes per use, it seems unlikely.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

177 So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat
Don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (JvZF+)

178 Hey remember when the FNM told us we were all going to die from Monkeypox if we didn't get a new experimental vaccine and everyone collectively was like, Nah bro we ain't doin' this again.
Posted by: 18-1

I strongly support mandatory media vaccinations of whatever crap Big Pharma has cooked up. Let's make it a law that whatever they promote is what the proposers including politicians and Big Pharma executives have to do it first.

Then the rest of us can wait to see if it actually works. Waiting for perhaps a lifetime or so. Just to be sure that it works.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

179 A story I heard from a guy that claimed to be an aid worker in Africa:

I made friends with one of the local young men. He was more interested in making a better life for himself then most and had saved up money from the jobs he had been working to buy the ingredients to bake bread.

His day as a baker he went to a busy spot in the village and started selling his bread and several people bought from him as they walked to work or whatever else they had to do.

Until one of the village elders saw him. The elder came over demanded to know what the young man was doing, told him he should be ashamed because there were hungry children in the village and took the remaining bread. Now I don't know if the elder really turned around and gave that bread to hungry kids that day but the village lost a source of income and food permanently.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

180 171 Is a Fleshlight considered a durable medical device?

Posted by: Just Axin' at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (JM9I6)

It's a vaginal prosthetic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)

181 Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I'll go with "has become the system".

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Fi81e)

182 yeah I thought that $7B sounded a little light

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (ZxPkt)

183 So not every fraudster, maybe not even a majority of them, are covers for the IC.

----

No. The vast majority are covers for Democrat theft of apportioned budget monies.

I think this particular case was laundering for the foreign service. Soooo much money, in one foreigner's hands, and that foreigner bugs out to the homeland as soon as the heat comes on.

And not one news report says where he was arrested or by whom.

Just "regional partners in the Middle East."

I'm glad he got burned - but this case is super-duper weird. I think he probably panicked under scrutiny and absconded with a shitload of the wrong agency's stolen lucre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (BI5O2)

184 138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Is one of the 7 circles of hell for those who "meant well"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

185 I could have a 5 million dollar wreck if I hit something worth $4,976,000

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Nyq9f)

186 I think the the twitchy rear end on the Porsche 911 GTs has probably killed nearly as many Wall Street investment bankers as uncut Peruvian blow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)
=====

Yeah too bad.

Posted by: The Day Eagle Computer Went Public at July 24, 2026 12:53 PM (JvZF+)

187 Did Vaginal Prosthetic open for Pussy Riot in St. Petersburg?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:53 PM (yI0P+)

188 103 in Dallas. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Don't miss it at all. To think I grew up there, how did I live through it? Anyway it's not too bad here today, may get some rain. They said we may hit 90.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 12:54 PM (bqIVz)

189
Light bulb: "The system is corrupt."

Explosion: "Corruption is the system."

MOAB: "There is no system, just corruption."

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:54 PM (Nyq9f)

190 There are nine circles of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (yI0P+)

191 Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Its always been this way.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (RhUi2)

192 The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM

Shooting is much the same, for the same reason.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (SVdzD)
______

I'm sure. Track driving is mostly a guy thing, but there are some fast ladies out there.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

193 Years ago I took a short vacation to a place in Maine that had a shrine for Rachel Carson...apparently she lived in the area for a long time.

Outside of that the hotel was nice and since we had good weather I decided to eat at their outdoor restaurant for dinner.

The food was good but served with a serious helping of...mosquitos. Which is really appropriate as I think about it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

194 Until one of the village elders saw him. The elder came over demanded to know what the young man was doing, told him he should be ashamed because there were hungry children in the village and took the remaining bread. Now I don't know if the elder really turned around and gave that bread to hungry kids that day but the village lost a source of income and food permanently.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
=====

Reading Sowell now about how honesty and honest commerce is a cultural factor with demonstrable economic benefits.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (JvZF+)

195 Get back to me when government officials are going to jail behind all the fraud. Until then, it is just another example of the government protecting it's own, at the expense of the common thief, err, man.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (QaH55)

196
You get the feeling that if we ended every cent of fraud, the DNC office would become a house of ill-repute.

Securing donations $20 at a time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)

197 I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

This needs muldoon

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (Nyq9f)

198 So somewhere around $25 Billion (all sources) of HIV AIDS drugs ended when USAID was shut down.
And the death rates has declined over 4% compounded since 2024.
Posted by: r hennigantx
=========
And yet ole Senator Cornhole from TX is making restoring billions for Pepfar (aids drugs to Africa) his line in the sand by putting holds on two Trump appointees.

This is GOPe doing constituent service for globohomo Big Pharma not to save lives, but to spend taxpayer money for corporate grift.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

199 190 There are nine circles of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (yI0P+)

::: man sneaks viagra into communion wine :::

There is now a tenth circle...

Posted by: Satan at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (l3cgK)

200 Someone also needs to look into this 'student driver' business. I swear, two out of five cars in NC have a 'student driver' sticker on it. It definitely has to be some kind of scam where people get 'paid' with grants and government funds to be a 'driving instructor.'
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (yZpsQ)


People put student driver on their cars so that they can drive like assholes and think that people will care less because they didn't know. Child, the younger, had those stickers on their car until they got their regular license and the first thing they did was remove them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

201 146 Leading cause of deaths among doctors between ages 50 and 55, any old Cessna product.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (gm9Sb)

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