The Week In Woke

A Fordham professor wants people who reject fake "birthright citizenship" actually punished for wrongthink.

'They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash'
Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.
"There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is -- and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly -- parasitic," John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.
"They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash. Which undermines the work of ALL of us," he said. He later wrote, "I stand by the idea, but I should have phrased it better. Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."

40% of academics won't hire Trump voters.

Black professors outnumber their Republican colleagues at 11 elite higher education institutions including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."
A quarter of faculty in social sciences and humanities departments would "support a campaign" to remove colleagues for expressing conservative views "in at least one of four topic areas."
These are just some of the issues flagged in a new report from the America First Policy Institute published this month, painting a picture on how higher education is more polarized than ever.
"When you have institutions that are being captured and co-opted by this kind of woke, DEI, critical theory mentality, this is the result," America First Policy Institute Vice Chair of Education Opportunity Michael Shires told The College Fix. "You chase out people who have even mainstream perspectives."
"If you think about it," he added, "half the electorate voted for President Trump, yet on a university campus, you know, 40% of the faculty wouldn't hire them."
The report weaves together dozens of studies, research, surveys and other findings to argue government intervention is needed to correct course, as institutional reform is not coming from within, and demands for "academic freedom" ring hollow given the bias against the right.

I'm just going to say it: I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs.

Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs.

A bill that would block federal tax dollars from schools that refuse to allow religious exemptions for vaccinations has been introduced by Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT), who argued that educational institutions "need to learn we don't all worship Fauci."
The proposed legislation, dubbed the Guaranteeing Religious Accommodation in Childhood Education (GRACE) Act, is cosponsored by Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and was introduced in the House by Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL). It is endorsed by over fifty organizations, including Children's Health Defense, Moms for Liberty, and the Autism Action Network.
Not only would the bill defund schools that do not allow religious vaccine exemptions, but it would also prevent institutions from requiring documentation from students or parents in order to justify receiving such an exemption.
The Democrat-led states of California and New York both removed their religious freedom exemptions in recent years, impacting thousands of families who are now blocked from attending the schools their tax dollars pay for.
"Schools are discriminating against religious kids and targeting their families over vaccine exemptions," Lee said in a statement to Breitbart News. "Keeping a kindergartner out of class over a vaccine is cruel -- and it's unconstitutional when the reason is their family's religion."

So important you guys: Oregon's public health schools tackle the one remaining bigotry.

The Oregon Health & Science University and Portland State University School of Public Health hosts an initiative to combat "anti-fat bias."
"The purpose of the Fat Justice Working Group is to engage students, faculty and staff of the OHSU-PSU School of Public Health (SPH) in learning, activities and advocacy to reduce weight stigma and anti-fat bias in ourselves, our School and society at large," the initiative's webpage states.
The group was formed by Dawn Richardson, associate dean for academic affairs, as a social justice project to oppose the "oppression" of overweight people, rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health.
In an open letter addressed to the SPH, part of the working group, called the Fat Justice Journal Club, expressed its concerns with the research and healthcare at the school. The letter rejects the "obesity paradigm," requests the expansion of "Fat Studies," and demands the release of public statements that fight "weight stigma and structural anti-fatness."
It includes references to works such as "Health(ism) At Every Size: The Duties of the Good Fatty," "Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged: Black Women, Intersectionality, and Weight Stigma," and "Fearing the Black Body: The Racial Origins of Fat Phobia."

The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.

Ice T has some news for guys in the r/straightpegging subreddit.

The only thing remotely shocking about this ad is that Wisconsin didn’t legalize weed https://t.co/FMtcgjTUpE
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) July 22, 2026

Manhattan Institute
@ManhattanInst
WATCH: Fmr. Clinton aide Keith Boykin refuses to answer whether or not he believes that objectivity is a "tool of white supremacy"
@Jesse_Leg: "The Smithsonian was promoting a document [that]...suggested that objectivity was a tool of white supremacy. I think we can all agree that that is facially ridiculous."
BOYKIN: "No we can't."
ARM: "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "I just want to say you presume things that are not true."
A: "Do you believe that objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "Well, you said we can all agree on something. I'm just saying we don't."
A: "Can we all agree that objectivity isn't a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "No we can't. It requires a longer discussion."

WATCH: Fmr. Clinton aide Keith Boykin refuses to answer whether or not he believes that objectivity is a "tool of white supremacy"@Jesse_Leg: "The Smithsonian was promoting a document [that]...suggested that objectivity was a tool of white supremacy. I think we can all agree… pic.twitter.com/uxtMxIQb2N
— Manhattan Institute (@ManhattanInst) July 22, 2026

A Jersey Mike’s employee in Baltimore, David, is receiving mass praise after refusing to take abuse from a black woman demanding free food for her “birthday.”

“I want a free birthday meal.”

“Fck your birthday.” pic.twitter.com/95IPbRKZxe
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) July 13, 2026

How will ICE ever recover from this? pic.twitter.com/GWhk2ZOcXt
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 23, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM

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1 Fordham professors: Is there anything they DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (2Ez/1)

2 And I'd like to punish Fordham professors, so here we are.

And I have guns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (xcxpd)

3 First?

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (286+n)

4 "Fat Justice working Group" I first read that as "walking group", but then I figured if they walked a bit more they would t be quite so fat. Anyway, the name is silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (xPsv8)

5 What is starting to concern me is that funding is the only leverage over these school policies. It should simply NOT be allowed to force those vaccines. Religious freedom is a constitutional right. We need to be able to not just win a lawsuit but strip authority for the losers.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 06:25 PM (286+n)

6 Dina Nina

You also need to be muslim and in a wheelchair to win.
Better luck next time.

Nooded.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)

7 And I am not going to talk about what a bad idea pegging is. Not again, not in this thread. Nope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

8 ARM: "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "I just want to say you presume things that are not true."
A: "Do you believe that objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "Well, you said we can all agree on something. I'm just saying we don't."

Monty Python's Flying Circus did the argument sketch way better. This is just kind of sad.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

9 What kind of an idiot goes into a fast food place and demands free food?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (ftsic)

10 i almost misread the mike lee thing. good on him

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (CWTWj)

11 > 40% of academics won't hire Trump voters.
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I think it's more like 100%

OK... 90%

No.... it's 100%

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (jehhT)

12 "My name is Dina Nina, and I'm running for the state assembly to be Republicans' worst nightmare- a transgender woman who lives in poverty, wants to legalize weed."

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"She" wants to redistribute her poverty but not her weed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7)

13 Dina Nina!

Posted by: Hubba Hubba at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)

14 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

15 David at the Jersey Mike's is gonna be a meme soon.

Bank on it. *fist bump to David.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)

16 Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs.

Sure. But I'd like to go more. I'd like to pretty much go full inquisition on EVERYONE that demanded it. And the Cops that enforced it. And all those that grabbed that special moment in time to flash a credential to push it. And those that chose that moment to show what good little bots they were by sucking up to and showing their loyalty to all the "people in charge".

Its a wide net.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RhUi2)

17 My name is Dina Mina
I used to have a win-a
But now the thing's unseen-a.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (ZnJem)

18 re 9: joe biden?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (CWTWj)

19 "The purpose of the Fat Justice Working Group is to engage students, faculty and staff of the OHSU AND STEAL THEIR LUNCH. "

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

20 Fat Justice sounds like a rap music label.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)

21 so-called dina nina looks like a character from 'family guy'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (CWTWj)

22 Is there anything good in this country that has not been labeled by the know-nothings as an evil white supremacy tool invented and used to oppress POCs?

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (5rh/l)

23 It's all in the family "Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar's SISTER has just been implicated in the massive Feeding Our Future fraud scandal in Minnesota

Sahra Noor allegedly incorporated a $20M USAID company with the SAME ADDRESS as a Feeding Our Future fraudster!

"Sahra Noor's Grit Partners was incorporated at an address on Hyacinth Ave belonging to Ister Afraa. Afraa worked directly with Sahra Nur, who ran the fake catering company that the various Feeding Our Future nonprofits used to give the feds fake receipts," @lukerosiak reports

"Afraa ran a different company alongside Hanna Marekegn, who pleaded guilty to stealing $7 million."

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)

24 I dunno, that Jersey Mike’s vid seems staged to me. After all that, the ghetto bitch orders and pays for the food? Red flags are raised.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Nt9qU)

25 Anti-EIEIOLBGQT+ bigotry!

This trans "lesbian" got upset because people at the public pool didn't like his genitals hanging out of his bikini

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (ndZc7)

26 I feel the same way about law professors who pushed the idiotic Russia hoax and the years of lawfare against Trump and his supporters including having lawyers who supported Trump disbarred for suggesting legal remedies. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

27 I bet the Fat Justice Working Group has really good buffet lunches and dinners. Probably hard to get past all the fatties however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (NemxU)

28 "...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."

Sure. Why not? And let's add "excessive smoking", "drug/alcohol abuse", and "hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a hammer" as notions to be rejected as contributors to poorer health.

Idiot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (oji8u)

29 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

That and heart attacks and strokes. Saw a clip showing some of the famous 'fat activists' and a lot of them are dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)

30 I doubt David would be receiving praise if he were a white man saying this to a black woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (xPsv8)

31 13 Dina Nina!
Posted by: Hubba Hubba at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)

The sexual temptations around here are ever present.

Nightly News

Holy Crap. They're all talking about pegging!

Nah....

Lettuce explosive diarrhea.
Plane crash in Washington State
School Shooter
ABC - fires in Europe
Storm updates.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

32 I saw Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged open for SLEDGEHAMMER at Rock'n'Bowl in '16.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (9EFgU)

33 Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter.

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Well, would any of us hire any of THEIR supporters? I wouldn’t. Tribalism is a thing because it often works.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (Nt9qU)

34 I feel the same way about law professors who pushed the idiotic Russia hoax and the years of lawfare against Trump and his supporters including having lawyers who supported Trump disbarred for suggesting legal remedies. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

Keep this shit up, and we're gonna' end up agreeing. I won't like it any more than you will.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (RhUi2)

35 >>>How will ICE ever recover from this?

How will any of us? That's what I get for clicking the link.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (8mulE)

36 I saw Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged open for SLEDGEHAMMER at Rock'n'Bowl in '16.
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (9EFgU)

No Weather Girls???

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)

37 Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

The Tool Kit feels like someone was punking the Smithsonian. It's like those physics profs that submitted papers for publication in Studies journals that white dogs were racist in refusing to hump brown or black dogs at dog parks. Some guy was just thinking what is the stupidest thing I can accuse white people of? Punctuality, objectivity, and politeness.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (wGerL)

38 "...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."

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It's a conspiracy by Big Gravity!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (ndZc7)

39 And I have guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM

Not if I can help it.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Alumus at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

40 "Sahra Noor's Grit Partners
Posted by: runner

It's the right form, but that would be a pretty lame AoS nic.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (VHUov)

41 @29 Oldcat, there's a couple of vids on YouTube setting forth how many "body positivity" advocates are dead. Doesn't seem to stop them however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NemxU)

42 I guess Tony Romo was arrested for DUI.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NkUqe)

43 I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs
====

Welcome to the party Boss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (JvZF+)

44 And I have guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM

Terrible. That's icky. Wouldn't have one in my house. Or truck.

Shame.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (RhUi2)

45 Everybody supports freedom of speech until they encounter an opinion with which they disagree.

Posted by: PG at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (jGLqZ)

46 Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."

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OK, if it's good enough for others it should also be good enough for prof Pfaff. He should be sacked to preserve unity, he is too divisive. See, we can play this game.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (ZNpJk)

47 "...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."

Sure. Why not? And let's add "excessive smoking", "drug/alcohol abuse", and "hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a hammer" as notions to be rejected as contributors to poorer health.

Idiot.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (oji8u)

How about playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Does that qualify?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (qx7Zg)

48 "B: 'No we can't. It requires a longer discussion.'"

ABD: I concede that it requires a longer discussion, but that discussion has nothing to do with what "we" determine to be extensions of "white supremacy". The discussion will be, "Do we terminate your position now or when this hearing concludes?" And, to be honest, it's not going to be that long of a discussion.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:37 PM (oji8u)

49 LOL, this is from my Libs of Tik Tok weekly round up email. Mx has now been removed from the online form.
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4. Senator Thune Website EXPOSED for woke “Mx.” honorific

Republican Senate Leader John Thune, who’s failing to pass the SAVE America Act, had offered the nonbinary honorific “Mx.” option to contact him online.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 06:37 PM (kX27y)

50 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (CWTWj)

51 I pay good money to live in a neighborhood with no Thick Sistas. They ain't just Thick, they LOUD.

Posted by: Beltone Bob at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (JM9I6)

52
About T - 12 min for Starship. Here's the official SpaceX feed:

https://t.ly/KzDHU

And the NSF mee-thane fanboi feed:

https://t.ly/BzHU1

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (w6EFb)

53 Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."

Fine, Professor. Then anyone who has been injured by an illegal alien that you support can come to your office and beat the shit out of you, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

54 I sense a palpable fear amongst the GOP and the midterms.
Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment

The Senate race now has only 4 races that are considered toys ups. The Dems must take them all to win control
One,Maine should already be considered leans Dem

Posted by: Paul at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (xNx3K)

55 Many of us who are not considered height-weight appropriate by the heteropatriarchy comment here, you know.

Posted by: Stacey, Cora, Lizzo, Lena, and Brie at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

56 Black professors outnumber their Republican colleagues at 11 elite higher education institutions including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."

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In that case MAGA should promote a new policy of not hiring Harvard, Yale and Princeton graduates and to make it known that they are considered too divisive. See we can use their language too.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (ZNpJk)

57 I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs
===

Part of the problem, their problem, is that they will anything to advance their will to power.

So discourse is impossible.

Just put them in a box in the desert and be done.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (JvZF+)

58 Tony Romo DUI? How did he not see that coming?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (bX16E)

59 Hour of the Wolf: "How about playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Does that qualify?"

Probably, but I think I need a PhD or MD degree from a prestigious university to know for certain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (oji8u)

60 *say anything

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (JvZF+)

61 "Notion?" that fat correlates to bad health outcomes?

What happened to "listen to the experts" and "follow the science?"

Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

62
Excess weight correlates very poorly with a healthy launch trajectory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (w6EFb)

63 That Jersey Mike video is too much.
I avoided watching it for days, but now that I have it is the same story -- that voice, those threats of losing your job, those demands, and the persistence over and over of special treatment, "or else!"

What do we do with people like that? It is beyond fatigue -- my fatigue maxed out and got demobbed, filling in until further notice is anger.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (mYMcJ)

64 Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."

Bullshit. 90%.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (NkUqe)

65 Everybody supports freedom of speech until they encounter an opinion with which they disagree.
Posted by: PG at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (jGLqZ)

Yeah. Mostly. But The Jerry Garcia Band had a couple good tunes. You just have to keep an open mind about some things.

Sailing ? Rhode Island ? Massive Hog Leg Joints ? Not so much. But, you know, sometimes its worth wading through the 90% Horse Shit to get to the good 10%.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (RhUi2)

66 50 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM
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No worries, I'll laugh loud enough for us both. Pleasant dreams.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 24, 2026 06:42 PM (ZnJem)

67 Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment
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Your terms are accepted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:42 PM (JvZF+)

68 Fine, Professor. Then anyone who has been injured by an illegal alien that you support can come to your office and beat the shit out of you, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

One could only hope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:43 PM (91ED/)

69 This Nolan Wells thing again.
No idea who he is.
But if the media cares......

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

70 He really wanted to punch her but proper action would have been to ask her to leave the premises and to call the cops. He chose the middle option.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (KC5Lt)

71
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)

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Indicted? Charged? Anything? I'll wait for legal action before I get excited.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (mmrXZ)

72 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9

To be replaced by pro no muscle tone and pro hair loss in clumps? Pro bone density loss? Probably pro rebound weight gain embracing.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Dd38x)

73 Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?

How is it even a crime?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

74 six minutes
youtu.be/KZDeJv7Ba-8

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE)

75 On fatties, the best solution is to offer them a donut. It will either anger them, shame them, make them happy, or at least stop them from talking.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (mYMcJ)

76 Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment

And only a couple threads ago, I was schooled up that I was a fool for saying that the GOP wasn't a serious opposition party EXACTLY because they didn't line up - at least 34 Senators - to block such shit.

I'm a troll like that I guess.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:46 PM (RhUi2)

77 Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?

How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw

Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 06:47 PM (oUopv)

78 The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.

Finally, my interests have aligned!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar/Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 06:47 PM (7qRkV)

79 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

After losing over 100 pounds on those over the course of 2.5 years, I have been EXTREMELY discouraged at how quickly some of that weight (40#) has come back on after having to have steroids as part of my chemo regimen....

The GLP-1s work great otherwise!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 24, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

80 I think I know what a Jersey Mike birthday meal is.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

81 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM
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No worries, I'll laugh loud enough for us both. Pleasant dreams.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate

I'll point & laugh like a retarded hyena.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (oUopv)

82 I hope Jersey Mike's promoted that guy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (13VxP)

83
About 1 min 'til launch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (w6EFb)

84 >>Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)

85 The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.

I have a feeling Paul is one of the biggest braggers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:50 PM (KC5Lt)

86 I saw a great tweet that suggested that m-to-f trannies who get id'd as men are "mistergendered"

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (13VxP)

87
I hope Jersey Mike's promoted that guy
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

===============

They should. He protected their capital.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (mmrXZ)

88 By the way, Meghan McCain is upset she is being shamed for aging and being fat. Let me go on the record as noting fat shaming anyone is wrong, the shaming is not required. This is different than lying to people they are fine and healthy at any weight. Supporting healthy habits in a positive way when healthy habits are being explored is the best path. But that isn’t my point here- she noted she is fat because she has 3 kids. No, Meghan. You are fat because you eat too much and you don’t exercise. If she ate a healthy caloric deficit, and exercised just 25% the amount I do, she would lose weight.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (Dd38x)

89 After losing over 100 pounds on those over the course of 2.5 years, I have been EXTREMELY discouraged at how quickly some of that weight (40#) has come back on after having to have steroids as part of my chemo regimen....

So I worry about that shit. As a younger dude, that Phen-Phen stuff came out. Same Weight Loss idea. Turned out it burned out your heart valves.

In general, I've just become very Anti-Doctor. I just don't trust them. Kinda' Old Hippy honestly. I just assume any shot or pill they offer is going to fuck something else up.

I'm 54. If/When Cancer or something else hits ? I'm just going to go down. I don't trust Modern Medicine that much.

And I'm going to keep drinking like a fish until then.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (RhUi2)

90 @29 Oldcat, there's a couple of vids on YouTube setting forth how many "body positivity" advocates are dead. Doesn't seem to stop them however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NemxU)

it stops the dead ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)

91 60 *say anything
Posted by: San Franpsycho

If you insist.

https://youtu.be/9_mSZ2jVRaI

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:52 PM (VHUov)

92 Iran Targeting US bases as Interceptor Stocks Dwindle

Actual MFM headline, they are rooting so hard for Iran you can hear them masturbating

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (YwEeS)

93 63 That Jersey Mike video is too much.
I avoided watching it for days, but now that I have it is the same story -- that voice, those threats of losing your job, those demands, and the persistence over and over of special treatment, "or else!"

What do we do with people like that? It is beyond fatigue -- my fatigue maxed out and got demobbed, filling in until further notice is anger.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (mYMcJ)
She didn't have her posse to tear the place up.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)

94 next up: hot staging

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

95 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (Sy6m/)

96 'Fck your birthday'

Even better, a PyrSOn of KoLR delivered it. LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (m5P/4)

97 Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?

How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

It isn't a crime even in the MN. They just called it a disturbance.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)

98 84 >>Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw

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And the kid got something like $350k in a go fund me.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (mYMcJ)

99 Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.

"There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is -- and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly -- parasitic," John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.

1. Any case that has a dissent at SCOTUS is by definition a tenable position. Three justices agreed with it!
2. No legal argument, no matter how frivolous, can be "literally parasitic." Arguments don't exist by extracting nutrients from other things.

If you cannot speak English, you have no business teaching law.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (wGerL)

100 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

101
I think it's a pretty good sign for you to run not walk away from a relationship when you're sweet patootie says, "Honey, I want to peg you. so much!"

Same on the other side, when your man says, "Baby, I want you to peg me. So hard.'

Run, Sugartits, run! He's communicating that he has a high probability of having teh Aids.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 06:55 PM (iJfKG)

102
If I understood, they didn't throttle down much for Max Q, just kept burning wide open and pushed it to much higher dynamic pressure than ever before.

Hot staging went slick and the boostback burn went just fine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb)

103 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo

* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (VHUov)

104 83
About 1 min 'til launch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

-------

I read that as lunch.
Now I'm hungry again.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (mYMcJ)

105 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.

I've yet to see any 90 year old I'd like to be.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (RhUi2)

106 The Meatloaf song I Would Do Anything For Love...But I won't Do That was about pegging. Meatloaf confirmed.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)

107 100 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:

And having an unrealistic ideal of how you should look is also difficult. Very few people win the genetic lottery of a perfect body, and no one escapes Father Time. But you can be your healthiest self as a goal.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (Dd38x)

108 Busg this afternoon

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

109
Is that Fordham prof teaching law or anti-law?

My bet's on anti-law or some weird notions caused by parasites in his brain.

But, not American law. Never American law.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (iJfKG)

110 "Notion?" that fat correlates to bad health outcomes?

What happened to "listen to the experts" and "follow the science?"

Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

You can always find another expert.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)

111 I was down at the Oregon Department of Revenue today, and saw they had "Remember that Oregon is a Sanctuary State" with numbers to call if some illegal feels he is being unsanctuaried.

No numbers for normies to call if they find that some illegal has stolen their IDs to work illegally and shifting the burden of paying the combined taxes of the combined earnings.
(I joke, the policy of the Oregon DOR is to never talk to any fraud victim ever, but to do all modification via correspondence which will be done only through the Oregon Live website, and only done by requests and later decisions without further input by any taxpayer)

Like Paulie used to say . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (rbvCR)

112 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

Maximal thinness is also bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:58 PM (uhVAy)

113 That ridiculous arrest and conviction is exactly what the First Amendment was supposed to protect from.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:58 PM (KC5Lt)

114 Booster didn't slow down much. sploooosh!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)

115 I'm just going to say it: I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs.
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The same physical mechanisms used in deportation can be used to exile communists, if only we found the will to do it.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (vSvIl)

116 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
_________

When you're older, being a bit overweight is associated with lower mortality than being underweight.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (XvL8K)

117 SF officials are outraged, of course.
--------------------------------

A San Francisco resident was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement this week in a video that has gone viral and infuriated the city’s liberals.

Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

118 There's a place to put everything. None of them are up your butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (n5tGW)

119
Not all planned engines lit for the booster splashdown landing burn, so the booster hit with a little bit more velocity than expected. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

120 84 >>Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw

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And the kid got something like $350k in a go fund me.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (mYMcJ)

I actually don't mind that, as it takes it away from idiots who would donate to such a thing. Just do some investigating to see if they stole that money from taxpayers.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

121 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Parthogenesis at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

122 It was going to be destroyed anyway

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (YwEeS)

123 booster looked RUDdy, but it did get the Starship to where it needs to be, better.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

124 r/straightpegging Okay...tough to capture the crazy and NOT go overboard:

We took a break for water and the restroom. Then something took over me. I Ordered him to put the (cock) cage on and lay on his back. I then blindfolded him and put on my strapon...I then just went wild. i completely dominated him. The power dynamic and complete control was intoxicating. I guess i have penis envy. we cuddled afterwards.

Sounds like you guys had an amazing night. Just make sure his hole is up to the task before round two 👌

Amazing! Jealous of him!

Afterwards, my man was super cuddly and kept saying how good it felt. I’ve been thinking about it constantly since then. I want to do it again but I’m not sure how soon is too soon. He seemed a little sore the next day even though we went slow.

Personally after the first time(and most times) I was a bit sore the next day. I absolutely loved the soreness. Reminded me of the great time we had the prior day. I like being a bit sore the next day.

👍 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)

125 Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

Right! Put it down, and follow me into the kitchen where we can make yummy, crunchy chicken and a shizzle ton of sides that will fill you up, make your skin glow and will not contain your calories for the day in one meal.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (Dd38x)

126
The all 33 engine flip and boostback burn went perfectly. That was an 11 - 12 g maneuver for the booster.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

127 No straight men EVER wants to be penetrated.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

128 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

129 It all depends on where your, how you say, girth is.

Posted by: Paolo at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

130 16 "Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs."

Sure. But I'd like to go more. I'd like to pretty much go full inquisition on EVERYONE that demanded it. And the Cops that enforced it. And all those that grabbed that special moment in time to flash a credential to push it. And those that chose that moment to show what good little bots they were by sucking up to and showing their loyalty to all the "people in charge".

Its a wide net.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RhUi2)

Conspiracy against rights, 18 U.S.C. § 241, is a federal criminal offense. They are all unindicted felons, and (according to Brave AI) the clock doesn't even start ticking on the five-year statute of limitations until a conspiracy is accomplished or abandoned, or a conspirator effectively withdraws from the agreement. So everyone that didn't stop until 2022 could still be prosecuted.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (Sy6m/)

131 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM

Ahem.
Posted by: Parthogenesis at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

It's also how you become an exspurt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

132 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.

====

*retches*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (JvZF+)

133 Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

Right! Put it down, and follow me into the kitchen where we can make yummy, crunchy chicken and a shizzle ton of sides that will fill you up, make your skin glow and will not contain your calories for the day in one meal.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (Dd38x)

Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

134 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)

they're doing it wrong

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (gKWVE)

135 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

well, they mainly do not have the energy to move around.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:04 PM (uhVAy)

136 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)

Oh yeah! Fresh meat.

Posted by: Stan at July 24, 2026 07:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

137 Exit only . Both genders.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:05 PM (KC5Lt)

138

I will never understand why people want things stuck up their butts.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)

139 'Straight' pegging.

Our world in 2 words, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)

140 It should simply NOT be allowed to force those vaccines. Religious freedom is a constitutional right.
——-

Religion doesn’t factor. And as much as I get on knees and pray, I don’t want to have to claim religion for special favors or whatever, if that makes sense.

It is unlawful under Title 18 USC to force participation in experimental medical trials. Even the perception of coercion. Religion doesn’t have to factor.

I hoped the Covid vaccine would be safe and effective, but i knew there was no way to know, because nobody can know without years and years of clinical trials. And perhaps 20% of those make the grade and ultimate Approval.

Approved for emergency use is not Approved. 8 months is not long enough to test adequately.

For their part, the experimental medical trial enthusiasts wished DEATH on those who declined to participate. Weird, huh? A lot of those people are DEAD

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Gcul1)

141 had overstayed her visa by 15 years

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Probably had a leak in her water bed that short circuited her electrical system and her alarm clock didn't go off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)

142
Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)

143 I have a friend who had been informed that his back surgery, at OHSU, is not to be done until he loses sufficient weight.
I sent him an email telling him of this initiative at OHSU, so he could agitate, or at least wobble for himself.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (rbvCR)

144 four seasons, I knew a woman who had endometriosis. not in a biblical or unbiblical sense. but she used to talk about how she liked the b port because the a port was painful.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (gKWVE)

145 A San Francisco resident was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement this week in a video that has gone viral and infuriated the city’s liberals.

Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.

Posted by: beckster

Dear San Francisco,

Kindly GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (oUopv)

146 Common Tater - good point! Shouldn't even have to rely on religious rights for freedom from that coercion.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 07:11 PM (286+n)

147 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

It just depends. I've argued this shit here as well. Here we go again.

When I was on Active Duty ? The most effective soldiers were not the PT Warriors. They were the Farm Boys. Because lets just boil this shit down.

The most effective body shape, if you want to lift things and move stuff and generally apply force ? Not a marathon runner.

The Marines especially talk about Samoans. They're just Island Farm Boys. That's all.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 07:11 PM (RhUi2)

148 starlink now has V3s in orbit.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (gKWVE)

149 I have it in my head from Hollywood movies of the 80's that Fordham is a school one attends when one cannot get in anywhere else. That may be unfair, but Hollywood told me so.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

150 I will never understand why people want things stuck up their butts.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)

"being vanquished by a mortal enema" I think is the accepted term nowadays.

Or Goatsemaxxing. Whatever.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)

151 I've got enough rear end problems without something trying to come in thru the out door.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (MWfyi)

152 Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.

I'm sure the Left will stop lying about Trump only deporting brown people and letting white Europeans stay...right?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (7qRkV)

153 Dear San Francisco,

Kindly GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (oUopv)
====

*sniffles*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (JvZF+)

154 I Ordered him to put the (cock) cage on and lay on his back. I then blindfolded him and put on my strapon...I then just went wild. i completely dominated him. The power dynamic and complete control was intoxicating. I guess i have penis envy.

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Straight out of Lady and the Tramp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (ndZc7)

155 Cojita.sheesh.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (Dd38x)

156
I get that some medical procedures require things in butts.

Sex? No way.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:14 PM (/QHx4)

157 132 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.
====
*retches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

When I said I kinda like the sore feeling after a good workout, I didn't mean this!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2026 07:14 PM (7qRkV)

158 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

Build has a lot to do with it. I am 6' and weigh 220 lbs, and I have since college when I swam and always had trouble floating.
The last time I was my BMI was after suffering amoebic dysentery and losing 40 lbs, I looked like I escaped from a work camp.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

159 Bit of a bizarre movie on Tubi, The West Sky, Iranian perspective on the Iran- Iraq war.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

160
These v3 Starlinks are just a test. Being on the same suborbital arc, they'll just come back down and burn up.

The v3 have a 1 TB/s downlink speed they said.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:16 PM (w6EFb)

161 XOs by Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy all made it clear while communism isn’t unlawful per se Communists shall not be employed by the Federal government. Oppenheimer at one time allowed that a pre-emptive strike on the Soviets probably wasn’t a bad idea, and he was paying dues - $150 a month - to a communist group. It went on to bite him, as it was a little too far off the beam. Great guy I think, in a lot of ways.

I don’t know if Slick willie rescinded those XOs or not. It explains a lot.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:16 PM (Gcul1)

162 if SpaceX doesn't need to retrieve the booster no more, they're ready for that probe to Uranus. They can aerobrake 'Ship in Planet Seven's atmo
Seven years to get there I believe and they'll have a lot of cargo they can deploy up there

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:17 PM (gKWVE)

163 Kindltot did not die of dysentery?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

164 Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)

Piper,

Before you give Soup his dinner tonight, put down his bowl and when he comes struts up for a delicious dinner drop a couple of kale leaves in his bowl.

See that look he's giving you? That's the same look on my face as I read about your fake of a fraud of a mimicry of a sham of an imposter of a taco.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

165 So without quoting all the ... well, weird shit here about pegging and stuff ? This is something I've learned. I believe it.

Women want Penis in Vagina to make kids. Until they have them. And then they don't want Penis in Vagina anymore. Just how it works.

They take Penis in Vagina for other reasons. But after a point, they don't do it because they like it.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (RhUi2)

166 “It” being his connections to communist or subversive groups. Gen. Groves famously said to issue a top secret clearance irrespective of any contrary information they had. Rank has its privileges, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (Gcul1)

167 I love it, "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"

And a black man can't answer the question objectively

Se probat

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:19 PM (a3CJ+)

168 Please close the payload bay door HAL.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

169 Those are the most unexciting tacos ever. Where's the beef?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MWfyi)

170 We can see the legacy - Berkley famously disliked loyalty tests on the faculty in the 1950s

Now it’s “different”, the lefty loosey faculty are running their own “witch hunt” and denying employment to normal folk. Makes sense I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (Gcul1)

171
I'm told the reason there are no conservatives in academia is that we're too stupid and anti-intellectual to be hired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (O0L8i)

172 nood

cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:22 PM (3uBP9)

173 I have it in my head from Hollywood movies of the 80's that Fordham is a school one attends when one cannot get in anywhere else. That may be unfair, but Hollywood told me so.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

Frankie Frisch , a ballplayer for StL and the NY Giants was known as the Fordham Flash. 20s/30s.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

174 >>> Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

tbf I don't think she mentioned what was going in the tacos; the black beans are part of a salad.

But she might be tempted to replace lettuce with kale...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (vDZgA)

175 We can see the legacy - Berkley famously disliked loyalty tests on the faculty in the 1950s

Now it’s “different”, the lefty loosey faculty are running their own “witch hunt” and denying employment to normal folk. Makes sense I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (Gcul1)

They said they disliked them, they never said they were ineffective.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

176 The Oregon Health & Science University and Portland State University School of Public Health hosts an initiative to combat "anti-fat bias."

Will they be serving a salad?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (2WIwB)

177 Just because social media gives you an open voice doesn't mean anybody has to listen. These people are lunatic activists hiding behind their tenure. They should be beaten.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (SwCxT)

178 Cafe is up!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (aJQbY)

179 174 >>> Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

tbf I don't think she mentioned what was going in the tacos; the black beans are part of a salad.

But she might be tempted to replace lettuce with kale...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 07:23

Hydroponic lettuce for the win.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (Dd38x)

180 Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)

I enjoy your food ideas, Piper just teasing. Except about the kale.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

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