Thursday 7/23/26 ONT in the Doghouse [Hour of the Wolf]

I got a little snoopy earlier today, so tonight I'm in the doghouse. Anyone care to join me? Fly in a Fokker Triplane for a dogfight?

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Where did we get the phrase "in the doghouse"
People have conflicting theories.

Literal Origins: The Doghouse as a Symbol of Disfavor

The term “doghouse” has been part of the English language since at least the mid-1500s, referring to a shelter for dogs. In the late 19th century, the term evolved to describe the backyard structure for a single dog. The figurative use of “in the doghouse,” meaning to be in temporary disgrace, emerged by 1932.

Earliest Printed Record: Winsor McCay’s Comic Strip

The earliest known printed use of “in the doghouse” in its idiomatic sense appears in Winsor McCay’s comic strip Dream of the Rarebit Fiend between 1904 and 1905. This predates the 1926 glossary Criminalese by J.J. Finerty, which defines “in dog house” as “in disfavor.

Maritime Theory: Sailors’ Punishment Quarters

Another theory suggests that the idiom originated in the 19th century when sailors slept in small huts on a ship’s deck, referred to as “dog houses.” Punished sailors were made to sleep in these cramped, uncomfortable spaces, leading to the association of “being in the doghouse” with being in trouble.

Source, and some other theories: theidioms.com

Today's Funnies
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,
"Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few days and out number them?"

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When I was a kid, we played "Spin the Bottle". If they didn't want to kiss you, they'd have to give you a quarter. By the time I was 12, I owned my own house.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat ...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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New Chicago Fire Hydrant

Doghouse Tunes

And one candidate I'm considering for 2028.

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Not music, but calming: British Boobies and Yoga Puppies

Today's Poll

Your opinion only, not your dog's, please. Mine is D.

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by Canine IT Services.

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Comments

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1 “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
― Marilyn Monroe

Posted by: mindful webworker - man v beast at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (M5tgA)

2 2nd

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (B2pWp)

3 It’s later than you think

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (51ygH)

4 Where did we get the phrase "in the doghouse"
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Obama doesn't own a doghouse.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)

5 I am SO Madagascar is still even available to be purchased in this country.

Do y'all even CARE about the Earth and climate change??

I'm so outta here.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (JLqL/)

6 It's like nobody even saw my movie!

Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (JLqL/)

7 Beware the Doghouse
https://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts

Posted by: mindful webworker - true story at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (M5tgA)

8 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

9 I miss joe.
Gone a year and a half now. He was my buddy.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (2WIwB)

10
Dog, therefore ONT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i)

11 Oh, this ONT! Good to see it again!

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

12 Evenin' Horde. Thanks for the ONT, HotW

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (kOluj)

13 We doing reruns for the ONT now?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (syz1S)

14 Hi y'all!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (ok2JK)

15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

16 I'd have to go with A and H because of dental issues

I seem to have missed all the Snoopy things today

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

17 Dog ONT! Thanks HotW.

Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

18 Deja vu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (BI5O2)

19 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper

I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band.

Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

20 AOSHQ disclaims all content by guest posters.

Smart move.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (oUopv)

21 Groundhog day. Doghouse day. Whatever. It's all the same to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2)

22 So how did we go from Trump hates Jews to Trump was best buds with Epstein and is a puppet of Israel?

Oh that's right. It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (vE0+H)

23 13 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04

Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

24 D and G

Posted by: lin-duh at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (VCgbV)

25 Dog ONT! Thanks HotW.
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

You're welcome. I tried to include something for everyone, but missed Robert the Cat.

Hopefully Piper and Bulg both enjoy the yoga video....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg)

26 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper

I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band.

Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.
Posted by: mikeski

The Royal Guardsmen

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (oUopv)

27 Today's Poll

Coconut.

Bite into the expensive chocolate, get a mouthful of sawdust. Bleh.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

28 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

Hour of the Wolf bringing good content! You might have some competition for Doof Enterprises employee of the month.

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

29 Maple nut. Barf.

I like all the others.

Posted by: Derak at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (bixZP)

30 Thanks for the dandy Thursday Night ONT, Hour of the Wolf!

Appropriately dog-themed too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (D/6p1)

31 Me: ODD, and happy about it🐕🐶🐕‍🦺!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (ok2JK)

32 I

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)

33 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper

Dounds like there's a two day delay in the afterlife. Since this is Thursday.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (oUopv)

34 8 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

Vince Guaraldi Trio

https://tinyurl.com/387hspk8

https://tinyurl.com/bd6zuch5

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q)

35 Strange. I suddenly have an urge for an almond cluster.

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is like a box of melted chocolates at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (M5tgA)

36 I think ODD is better than OPP.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)

37 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04

Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week.

If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg)

38 F and G are abominations, unfit for human consumption.

Posted by: Chocoholic at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (JM9I6)

39 Definitely "D".

Posted by: Born Free at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (raD1m)

40 C. Peanut Butter

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (oSFyF)

41 I only have one dog but otherwise fit ODD to a tee

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (WL2lA)

42 E on the poll for me. Chocolate truffle can be very good, but in most boxes they're kinda mid.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (ftFVW)

43 All this snoopy and red baron...
Now I want to watch The Blue Max.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

44

Devo - Dawghaus

youtu.be/CLu7SwNtfvI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

45 They're all fine. It's just candy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2)

46
?

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (oq9dX)

47 That Allman Brothers doggo is amazing! What a resemblance!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)

48 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

All day long, I thought today was Wednesday....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

49 Oh my gosh, thanks Wolf for much dog stuff!!!💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (ok2JK)

50 I'd swear I saw this ONT last night for about 10 seconds

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sOtuf)

51 Bauuau Haus

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2)

52 Welcome aboard, TiFW

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (RCjYY)

53 10
20
30
40
50 or more the Bloody Red Barron
Was running up the score

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (/+uur)

54 Toffee, no contest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (0Htd1)

55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o)

56 D, F, and I.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (oq9dX)

57 I do not find coconut delightful in any way.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (VJX5o)

58 Pity you didn't conduct the poll based on the Whizzo Quality Assortment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)

59 neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13
will someone rid me of these beast

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/+uur)

60 So the Minnesota shooter is very similar to the Afghan "refugee" who died in a shoot out with the cops last year. Both claimed they did it because they hated being in America.

Well, hey, I know how we can fix this sort of thing before it gets to shooting...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

61 Coconut.

Bite into the expensive chocolate, get a mouthful of sawdust. Bleh.
Posted by: mikeski
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::fistbump::

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (rdVOm)

62 Snoopy! My dogs favorite actor.

Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (bqIVz)

63 OK, the ROYAL GUADSMAN singing Snoopy for... PRESIDENT?

Uh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (mP0Kj)

64 in the doghouse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFN4oJQq-4

Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)

65 In the immortal words of Gene Tracy: Thosr Fokkers were Messerschmitts!

Posted by: Big Porker at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (0jsOz)

66 I just spent 1200 to do to my trees what another guy charged my 3800 to do 3 years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (/+uur)

67 Since I'm getting a deja vu chance, I'll go with B on the candy pool.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (a89qc)

68
It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week.

If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg

Oh gosh, definitely not Charlie Brown. Hmmm. I don’t know that he fits a character, really.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (Dd38x)

69 I'd swear I saw this ONT last night for about 10 seconds
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sOtuf)

You definitely didn't see it on Tuesday when I was copy/pasting content into the thread builder and accidentally pasted it over my own live thread. Nope - definitely not.

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

70 43 All this snoopy and red baron...
Now I want to watch The Blue Max.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

Flyboys... may go watch it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)

71 Coconut
Caramel
Toffee
are all inedible

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (WL2lA)

72 Last week a car crashed into the Hungry Dawgs Diner in Bonney Lake WA. They make a great breakfast. Once the police were done, patrons stayed all day and into the night to help the owner get things back in shape. They opened the next morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)

73 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

74 Toffee sucks the unwashed bung of a homeless person after an explosive Taco Bell fart. Definitely selection H is worst. If someone gives that piece to you, they are either your enemy, or a demon. Possibly both.

Posted by: DPICM at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (zweKz)

75 Strange. I suddenly have an urge for an almond cluster.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Oh so that's what the kids are calling it these days!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (6x1Uq)

76 had a ridgeback mix that dug under the doghouse and slept there.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/+uur)

77 Coconut Delight is the worst candy, by a country mile. Rancid taste, and the texture of excelsior.

And the shelter on a drilling rig where the driller's console and the geolograph are located, is called the doghouse. When I was working in the patch, my dog Pogo would climb all the stairs to the doghouse at mealtimes, and mooch off the crew. I had several toolpushers tell me, "you know, when your dog is on the lease, the crew are on their best behavior."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (1z8ji)

78 43

I watched The Blue Max a long time ago. I thought it was really clunky, fwiw. It doesn't even give good Ursula Andres.

She's still alive at age 92, btw.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)

79 55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o)

Over under on which pops first...

Los A earthquake, or Bay Area... we're due.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)

80 Snoopy is a beagle so hus music genre is probably yodeling

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (WL2lA)

81 I wanted something big, ugly, and imposing. But enough about Michelle.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)

82 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (YoT4f)

83 Coconut
Caramel
Toffee
are all inedible
Posted by: vmom

How can someone be exactly right and exactly wrong in the same post? Caramels are yum.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)

84 I for me.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (vSvIl)

85 76 sb Andress, Andres

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (RCjYY)

86 Having some deja vu or deja voodoo, man.

I do LOVE the dog who looks like Gregg Allman.

Cheers, y'all!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (hzuYO)

87 Anyway. Missing Miklos

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK)

88
The Apollo 10 crew named the command module Charlie Brown, and the lunar module Snoopy.

Snoopy was set off in a heliocentric orbit, where it was well, went on eternal patrol you might say. In 2019, some astronomers think they might have found it:

https://t.ly/Btvfm

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

89 Marzipan chocolates are barf worthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (s2K/A)

90 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

It should have been built in Martha's Vineyard. It would have worked so well on a small island just offshore, with a big rotating light and a fog horn.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (qx7Zg)

91 Coconut Delight is the worst candy, by a country mile. Rancid taste, and the texture of excelsior.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oUopv)

92 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity.
.......

Hey, it created one permanent job. Cobweb Guy.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oq9dX)

93 I can't believe you people missed this one:

The MaCoys

https://t.ly/obESo

Some pretty fine dancing there btw.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (6x1Uq)

94 73 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

The Left's schtick is to try to destroy what is good.

So, they redefine beauty... they redefine what is a Man... they redefine what is a Woman...

They redefine right from wrong, good from evil...

Because if you cannot even define an actual problem, then you can't fix it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)

95 I watched The Blue Max a long time ago. I thought it was really clunky, fwiw. It doesn't even give good Ursula Andres.

She's still alive at age 92, btw.
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)

Ursula Andress made young Diogenes feel funny inside.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

96 The song begins with a background commentary in faux German: "Achtung! Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte über den Schweinköpfigen Hund und den lieben Red Baron," which is a purposeful mistranslation of the English: "Attention! We will now sing together the story of that pig-headed dog (Snoopy) and the beloved Red Baron"

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:21 PM (/+uur)

97 The chocolate candy filling that I dislike most, isn't in the picture. Can't really say what it's called-- it's like a solid-rubber jelly substance, maybe fruit of some kind-- can't bite through it and has little flavor. Too chewy to eat, always spat it out. Bleh.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:21 PM (rdVOm)

98 There is no worst chocolate candy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:22 PM (51ygH)

99 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (+9wcF)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

101 15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt
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Prolly in the basement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (51ygH)

102 15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt

You can get Russell Stover chocolates that are all creams. No nuts, and no toffee.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

103 It should have been built in Martha's Vineyard. It would have worked so well on a small island just offshore, with a big rotating light and a fog horn.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It would be the world's ugliest lighthouse, and second place wouldn't be close.

It belongs on the island with the rest of Alcatraz.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

104 How is it that I can’t think of a word that’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can hear Snoopy and the Red Baron, released when I was 10, and can remember every word? I damn near wore down the 45. And I’m going with J, the reviled cream center.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (SjAWL)

105 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

106

The small building at the base of an AM radio tower is called a doghouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

107 87 Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK)

Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

108 No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

The Vogon poetry of architecture

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (7gFa4)

109 Charlie Brown

youtu.be/_nZ9i1UjTc8

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (YoT4f)

110 I had a beagelneese
He got ran over

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (/+uur)

111 No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

Calling it a Nazi flak tower is an insult to the architects of Nazi flak towers. They at least had some symmetry to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

112 When I was a kid, I grew up at a small airport in Washington State. I lucked into a P/T job helping an old guy there rebuild old airplanes. As I got older I learned that Les was a pilot in WW 1. When Snoopy and the Red Baron was popular, I asked him once if he ever flew against the Baron. He did. Twice. He didn't like it much, but he held his own.
Les was a cool guy. Taught me a lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)

113 Raspberry. Gross.

Or its cousin - strawberry creme :X

Posted by: H at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (27rXu)

114 his name was Ferocious

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (/+uur)

115 >>I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity.
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22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American
Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute
shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive,
meaningless art."

--excerpt from the Congressional Record at:

ecjones.org/1963_Communist_Goals.pdf

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)

116 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

HA! Thanks for the heads up. I just went and read Tuesday's for a fresh one (to me).

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (syz1S)

117 107 87 Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK)

Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

I thought I saw him post once last night. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg)

118 Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

He popped in here earlier today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

119 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (7gFa4)

PERFECT

(or should I say PREFECT)

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (vE0+H)

120 In wth news from PA:

"Man Stabbed Sister To Death, Injured Brother Over Barking Dogs "

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (7gFa4)

121 Losing your spoon, not being in your bunk by 8:00 PM, or smoking while lying down means a night in the DOG HOUSE.

Loud talking, fighting inside (grudges wait for Saturday afternoon), sitting with dirty pants on bunks, or failing to return pop bottles earns time in the DOG HOUSE.

"Any man don't keep order spends a night in....the DOG HOUSE."

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)

122 (emphasis mine @115)

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm)

123 55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.

Posted by: huerfano
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Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3pne1IbWM

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH)

124 Obama built his library to fuck with you

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (/+uur)

125 The cheap concrete will crack and they will tear it down for used rebar and copper wires.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (oq9dX)

126 Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)

But Democrats are very concerned some "extremists" might be taking over

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (vE0+H)

127 You can get Russell Stover chocolates that are all creams. No nuts, and no toffee.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

I like a Heath every once in a while. Toffee should be crunchy. I can see how it wouldn't work in a truffle shape.

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

128 d.
f.
i.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 23, 2026 10:29 PM (MYQ7F)

129 Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3pne1IbWM

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH)

There are big faults everywhere, but only a small fraction are active. Some have not moved in a billion years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1z8ji)

130 Nope - definitely not.

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
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Your efforts, as always, are very much appreciated!

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:30 PM (sOtuf)

131 How can someone be exactly right and exactly wrong in the same post? Caramels are yum.
Posted by: mikeski

Caramels are good if they are the soft, gooey kind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

132 Move over little dog, big dog's moving in.

https://tinyurl.com/fs5jxev9

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55)

133 But Democrats are very concerned some "extremists" might be taking over
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM

Yes.

Their *concern* is duly noted. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

134 Worst chocolate candy from the box....yeah I'm gonna go with none.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:32 PM (S41Gd)

135 Fun fact: the real WWI Red Baron was shot down by ground fire.

Shot in the chest.

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

136 Caramel is the worst. They're hard as a rock and break your teeth. Which is not to say they're not tasty.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 10:34 PM (SwCxT)

137 Wife (then gf) lil sister poke and prodded every box of chocolates to get the pieces she wanted

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur)

138 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (VJX5o)

139 Someone dumped caramel-in my pants!

Posted by: President Emeritus! at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

140 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)

141 Some pretty fine dancing there btw.
Posted by: Tonypete

Damn straight.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (a89qc)

142 No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

Calling it a Nazi flak tower is an insult to the architects of Nazi flak towers. They at least had some symmetry to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

It looks like buildings you see on planets in the video game . Nothing good comes out of those either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (S41Gd)

143 I would say that the worst candy was "Crunchy Frog", but it's not on the list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (yXKEQ)

144 140 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)

Whitman Sampler used to have that.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (SjAWL)

145 Doghouse is the air/fan section of an upright VW engine, Type 1 or 2.

Posted by: VW Drivel at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6)

146 Pity you didn't conduct the poll based on the Whizzo Quality Assortment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)

Inspector: Number five: Ram's Bladder Cup. (beat) Now, what sort of confectionery is that?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

147 The video game starfield.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (S41Gd)

148 D … D …
Definitely D

Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (TTAGa)

149 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black

The earthquake must have rearranged them.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

150 Give me a double stack box of Whitman's Sampler and, get out the way, I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting. I'm addicted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (51ygH)

151 Zohran Mamdani: “A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.

Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

152 Oh so this is something new. If I spellcheck a word it erases it. Fuck computers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (S41Gd)

153 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.

Most likely the bear got hooked on meth and was trying to steal some copper to sell for scrap and feed his nasty habit far away from home so his neighbors wouldn't come looking to kick his ass when the power went out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (+9wcF)

154 Give me a double stack box of Whitman's Sampler and, get out the way, I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting. I'm addicted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (51ygH)

Drugs are less addicting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:40 PM (S41Gd)

155 37 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04

Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week.

If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg)

I think we've got Charlie Brown covered, here on this blog already.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2026 10:40 PM (0CU3H)

156 Last year my sister-in-law sent me this big box of chocolates from Ethel M out of Vegas. The fillings of each were rather nice. Bourbon, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, Bailey's, Myers Dark Rum, Knob Creek (small batch), and Herradura Tequila.

Of that group, I can't say I have one that I disliked. The tequila one did make my eyes water a little, however.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

157 129 Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH)

There are big faults everywhere, but only a small fraction are active. Some have not moved in a billion years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You know what you did to cause the fault.

Posted by: Mother Earth at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (E4rtv)

158 28 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

Hour of the Wolf bringing good content! You might have some competition for Doof Enterprises employee of the month.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

I am not giving him my parking spot.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)

159 I like a Heath every once in a while. Toffee should be crunchy. I can see how it wouldn't work in a truffle shape.
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt

I don't normally like toffee, but I knew a woman who would make homemade chocolate covered toffee for Christmas gifts. It was incredible, you could tell that it was made with real butter. The flavor was just so much better than commercial stuff, like a Heath bar. If you like a Heath bar, you would love the homemade stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

160 Went through Medicine Bow National Forest today. The mountains were covered in clouds and we were level with the clouds for a bit, which Pookette thought was cool.

We got lost due to construction in Laramie trying to find their Chick-fil-A, and wound up on the campus of the University of Wyoming. We saw mule deer grazing on their practice football field, haha! We also saw the nicest parking garage I've ever seen on the edge of campus. It almost looked like a castle made of sandstone.

Posted by: pookysgirl will be sad to leave Wyoming at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (DuDKq)

161 153 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.

Most likely the bear got hooked on meth and was trying to steal some copper to sell for scrap and feed his nasty habit far away from home so his neighbors wouldn't come looking to kick his ass when the power went out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (+9wcF)

I thought that was an AI video

https://tinyurl.com/8tsz8rke

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (w/O5Q)

162 Another Thursday, another episode of "Chainsmoker Cat" on Netflix.

Not nearly enough, not nearly enough.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (kdtv/)

163 meth bear movie had bear bumming cigs at 7-11 and drinkin tall boys

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

164 That snoopy picture up top - I had a sweater with that exact pic on it and I wore from when I was 7 until the sleeves barely reached past my elbows.

My favorite piece of clothing in my whole young world!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (T2w7I)

165 74 Toffee sucks the unwashed bung of a homeless person after an explosive Taco Bell fart. Definitely selection H is worst. If someone gives that piece to you, they are either your enemy, or a demon. Possibly both.
Posted by: DPICM
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Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (E4rtv)

166 132 Move over little dog, big dog's moving in.

https://tinyurl.com/fs5jxev9

Posted by: Ex Rex Reede
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I don't think Hank did it that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (51ygH)

167 I am not giving him my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)

I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

168 A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
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Candy Coated Communism, part one million. Are you ready for this bs for the next two plus years?

So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM (vE0+H)

169 I ate one of those little Whitman's Sampler boxes, 8 piece or so, then filled the box with Rhino Beetles, wrapped it, and sent it to my sister-in-law. Her Mom, my MIL, was over for her weekly visit and they sat down to watch a soap opera, bringing out the "candies". I wasn't too popular for a while.

Posted by: How To Make Friends at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (JM9I6)

170
Here's one of the iconic Apollo 10, Snoopy photos:

https://t.ly/oXRZu

There's a story behind that. The gal there is Jayme Flowers (later Coplin), who was Gordon Cooper's secretary. She and Gene Cernan had a thing going on. Well, not *that* kind of thing, but they clowned around. Gene told her to give a him something and he'd carry it around the Moon for her as a souvenir.

So she got that giant stuffed Snoopy as a gag that that was she wanted him to carry along. The result was these photos, which occurred with Gene after Stafford in the above photo, from a Reddit thread:
https://t.ly/JlcEN

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

171 --------
Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.

Posted by: whig
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Jolly Rancher enters the chat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (51ygH)

172 Hi folks. Happy Friday Eve.

I think it might have been MP4 (and if it wasn't, apologies to him) who said that Snoopy was the downfall of "Peanuts." And I've come to agree with that.

"Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.

Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

173
The sick thing is they want us to argue and set out our case for why they are wrong. They want us to burn brain cells and ink and pixels proving every angle about why they are wrong. As if they aren't already hyper aware of why they are wrong.

I will never forget when Romney made some proposal in 2012 during the election and Obama actually had the front to make a speech and lecture Romney that with a "government" program like what Romney was suggesting, the government doesn't pay for any of it. "The people do. The taxpayers."

They love doing this stuff. They love it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (vE0+H)

174 Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (VJX5o)

Pookette is struggling with the concept of Wyoming being filled with a whole lotta nothin'. I was gobsmacked that they water their hayfields here! Back in Iowa, the hayfields are mowed probably at least three times a year with no irrigation necessary.

Posted by: pookysgirl does not live in a desert at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (DuDKq)

175 The flavor was just so much better than commercial stuff, like a Heath bar. If you like a Heath bar, you would love the homemade stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

It's the preservatives and additives that make machine made taste less good than handmade.

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

176
Your opinion only, not your dog's, please. Mine is D.

Totally the nasty coconut one. Roach poison.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (QVmho)

177 I always figured George Thorogood had it right about the doghouse!

Yeah, she changed the lock on my back door
Now my key, it won't fit no more
Move it on over
Rock it on over
Move over little dog, a big old dog is movin' in

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (T2w7I)

178 So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.
Posted by: ...

Don't think ole Ben Franklin was a commie and he founded the Library Company of Philadelphia for books. Andrew Carnegie was a filthy capitalist but funded libraries across the US.

Commies prefer to burn books rather than build libraries stocking badthink books.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (E4rtv)

179 151

Mamdani on the free lending library: a new idea that no-one could've imagined until recently

Except that Cosimo Medici established his free lending library circa 1450

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (RCjYY)

180 >>I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM

Most beagles are very humble.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (VJX5o)

181 Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)
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Actually, in a way they do. Most funds for public libraries come from county property taxes....which is a pet peave of mine. Public libraries should be all donations. I see it as something very similar to PBS and NPR. You could argue that it improves the quality of living in the area by offering potentially free education and resources. I would argue that it is a 1st world luxury.

Fire Companies is a non-starter. It is a public safety organization and a necessity. It is no different from a paved road in a philosophical sense.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (dIske)

182 H is the worst

Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (mFhj8)

183 Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (E4rtv)

My brother was eating a Black Cow (cousin of the Slo-Poke) back in the day and it literally pulled a filling out.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (SjAWL)

184 They love doing this stuff. They love it.
Posted by: ...
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Celebrating satanically via lies and inversions of truth. Mick should have named his song, Sympathy for the Democrats.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (E4rtv)

185 I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It's your animal magnetism, obviously.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

186 The worst filling in a chocolate candy is the See's candy with a layer of caramel and a layer of hard marshmallow.

Posted by: Frankie at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (+z1Lr)

187 Pookette is struggling with the concept of Wyoming being filled with a whole lotta nothin'. I was gobsmacked that they water their hayfields here! Back in Iowa, the hayfields are mowed probably at least three times a year with no irrigation necessary.
Posted by: pookysgirl does not live in a desert at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (DuDKq)

When you drive across Wyoming at night, you don't see nothing out there, except Sinclair.

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

188 A D G

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (KC5Lt)

189 Orson, I've had fudge that was made with whiskey or bourbon. You can sometimes get it online.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

190 My brother was eating a Black Cow (cousin of the Slo-Poke) back in the day and it literally pulled a filling out.
Posted by: TxAnn
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Only thing better for dentists are Jolly Ranchers-guaranteed to glue teeth together when they don't break off chunks of a tooth.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (E4rtv)

191 Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (E4rtv)

How you been. I got the sense today you were in worse pain than usual. Day ending in Y, I know. Anyway sending best wishes.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (vE0+H)

192 Harris County Commissioners Court has approved a 2026 budget of $43,981,134 for Harris County Public Library.

The average salary for a Library Director in Harris County, Texas is approximately $79,260 per year, with a typical pay range between $62,597 and $101,476 annually. Top earners can make up to $125,940.

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)

193 Don't tell me. Commies would have invented hospitals too if Christians didn't do it first.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (vE0+H)

194 I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (T2w7I)

195 lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
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Candy Coated Communism, part one million. Are you ready for this bs for the next two plus years?

So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.
Posted by: ... at July 23

Libraries, fire stations. It's called free associations, guaranteed in one of those early listings of constitutional things.
Don't think communists are big on this.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (a89qc)

196 I'm sorry A D G was my favorites .

' I 'would be my least favorite.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (KC5Lt)

197 From last nights ONT, I want to apologize to AOP about gaskets and coolant. I had some sort of brain fart and in dredging up my Subaru history, "coolant" got substituted for "oil".

And for terrible chocolates, the cherry cordial. Second worst is rasperry. To my taste bbuds, fruit and chocolate don't mix.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (cBDov)

198 Don't tell me. Commies would have invented hospitals too if Christians didn't do it first.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (vE0+H)

Commies built the sun. That's why it's red at the end of the day; it's disguise has burned off.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

199 I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Where is the Old Madrid fault?

*Oh grok. . . *

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (6x1Uq)

200 181 Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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But you know what he did? He built some architecturally beautiful buildings to house those books.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (51ygH)

201 189 Orson, I've had fudge that was made with whiskey or bourbon. You can sometimes get it online.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

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That sounds nice, but it seems to me the alcohol would likely evaporate during cooking. The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)

202 "Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.

Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

If you did not add Snoopy into Peanuts for a little joy, the strip would have been equivalent to a Dostoevsky novel--Crime and Punishment.

Dogs bring a bit of joy and innocence even into the darkest hours of a human. So too did Snoopy as he gave heart to Charlie Brown to try again from demonstrating it is not a sin to be glad you are alive.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (E4rtv)

203 Funny that many end of world globull warmering movies have you huddled at library burning books for heat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur)

204 If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.---

Most libraries were built by one of the biggest capitalists in history.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (KC5Lt)

205
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)

206 I'd eat all those chocolates. Even the almond and coconut ones. Chocolate envelops and conquers all lesser flavors.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:57 PM (CHHv1)

207 Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig

Jolly Rancher enters the chat.
Posted by: Braenyard

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Jolly Rancher and Molar Crown have left the chat.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

208 The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)

Another fine use for Flex-Seal!

Posted by: Phil Swift at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (1z8ji)

209 Turtles are the box candy of the Gods.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt)

210 "Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.

Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Now do Curious George (the little shit). Destructive little asshole that was never held responsible for any of his theft, vandalism, and B&E.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (6x1Uq)

211 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper
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I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band.
Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.
Posted by: mikeski
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The Royal Guardsmen
Posted by: rickb223
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I'm sure that there are licensing issues involved with centering your music around a copyrighted character. Once the RG did the first song, no one else wanted to get in a negotiation.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:59 PM (cBDov)

212 I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Failed rift zone in the North American plate. Some argue that it is a dying fault, others do not. The huge amount of sediment in the Mississippi River Valley is what makes it so potent for destruction. Shakes like a bowl of jelly with liquefaction etc.

You can still see sand blows yards in diameters all through the Eastern part of Arkansas from the New Madrid fault. As a kid, I could remember occasionally farmers digging up logs of cypress that fell during the earthquakes and were buried under the muck after. Cypress is one of the few woods that does not rot much at all due to water exposure.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (E4rtv)

213 There is something about Snoopy sleeping on the house.
A little bit rebellious but mostly free.
Being in the house means the house owns you.
On the house means you can survive.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur)

214 Permanent Moon, Mars and Belt colonies.

Mining, research, forward staging.

Clean fusion, desalination, calorie independence.

Welfare, Medicaid, Balkinization, programmed racial and class-envy systemic destruction, intellectual capacity assassination, serfdom, slavery, genocide ona scale unimaginable...

Heinlein, you magnificent bastard. Bet you're glad you're dead...

Posted by: Just Sayin at July 23, 2026 11:01 PM (sgKnS)

215 205
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius

Right next to Cairo IL and also pronounced different than Cairo Egypt. Pronounced like the Karo syrup.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:01 PM (E4rtv)

216 I am glad I never had a sweet tooth. For me, it's always been tater chips, dry roasted peanuts, salted buttered popcorn.

I will indulge in some peanut M&Ms now and again, or a Payday bar.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (0aYVJ)

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