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Software "Glitch" in Democrat-Riddled NJ Allows That Thing the Media Democrat Party Says Never Happens to Happen 6600 Times

A "glitch" permitted 6,600 illegal aliens to sign up to vote, and we know at least 400 did illegally vote.

Deb Heine at AmGreatness:

New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill (D.) announced Tuesday that a "software error" in the state's Motor Vehicle Commission system registered 6,600 non-citizens to vote between June 2023 and June 2024 even though they had indicated they were not U.S. citizens on driver's license and ID applications.

New Jersey is one of approximately 31 states that has refused to provide full, unredacted voter registration lists to the Department of Justice for the Civil Rights Division's ongoing review of U.S. voter rolls.

Sherrill emphasized that the error happened "under the previous administration" and alleged that a preliminary analysis showed that fewer than 400 of these individuals actually cast ballots in elections.

Sherill was preceded by Democrat Governor Phil Murphy, who appears to have concealed the issue after it was caught in 2024.

She told reporters during a news conference Tuesday that it was unacceptable that the "previous administration" didn't bring the system error to light and demand accountability.


...

"I also ordered the removal of any residents from our voter rolls who were erroneously added between June 2023 and June 2024" she added. "The new MVC Administrator that I appointed has begun the process of replacing the vendor responsible for administering the system."

What about the other thousands of illegal aliens on your rolls?

She then pivoted to, get this: Trump.

...

Sherrill also took the opportunity to bash President Trump's election integrity efforts and patted herself on the back for taking immediate action to fix the problem.

She stated that Trump has "zero credibility on the issue" due to his efforts to expose how the 2020 election was rigged.

DHS Secretary Mullin says she wants to close this file ASAP because NJ still has around 35,000 illegal aliens on the rolls, and they want to keep those illegal voters:

"This should've been done a LONG time ago," DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin posted on X. Just ONE illegal vote cancels out the vote of a U.S. citizen. As @DHSgov reported last week--New Jersey could have as many as 35,152 potential non-citizens registered to vote. Looking forward to working with you to secure your elections in the future."

I wouldn't hold your breath.

Unrelated: Who the socialists? The same people they have always have been: bitter, resentful failed aspirants to the elite class.

They wanted to be elite. They went to college where administrators told them they would be elite. They took completely-useless majors in Theoretical Subjects that they were assured were the true markers of an elite mind.

But they're working at Foot Locker, if they work at all. So like all prior bitter, entitled failures of decades past, they want to loot and pillage the productive, successful members of society.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:48 PM




Comments

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1 Just a handfull of votes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2026 06:49 PM (Cqx++)

2 "We fixed the glitch."

Posted by: The Two Bobs at July 21, 2026 06:50 PM (FZ29D)

3 SAVE act still hasn't passed.

Posted by: Crusader at July 21, 2026 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

4 This would never happen in Oregon. I have been reassured that. Also, Oregon refuses to share information about the voter rolls with the Feds on principles, direction from the state Constitution, and a pinkie-swear that this has never happened in Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 06:51 PM (rbvCR)

5 Less chat no blade

Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 06:51 PM (GbONR)

6
Every single one of illegals who signed up need to be instantly deported with prejudice and

fully identified so that they can never return to the US.

And maybe for laughs we can deport them to North Korea.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2026 06:52 PM (iJfKG)

7 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

8
I bet the numbers are much higher.

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2026 06:52 PM (/QHx4)

9 >>>In today's newsletter, I argue this is the sweet spot for the DSA. DSA members are *very* college-educated (80% BA+) but *not* particularly well-off (45% HHI incomes below $60K). Their class status is ambiguous. But they tend to be very liberal on culture as well as economics.

I wonder what it would take to start allowing bankruptcy on student debt?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 06:52 PM (rbvCR)

10 a preliminary analysis showed"

Or, a "guess"

Posted by: man at July 21, 2026 06:52 PM (XuXeR)

11 Less chat no blade
Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 06:51 PM (GbONR)

Anyone else ever wonder if Elric is Uncle Palp reskinned?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

12
Uncle Palp was interesting.

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2026 06:53 PM (/QHx4)

13 There should be ZERO government student loans for post graduate degrees. It's simply creating communists in America.

Republicans should have put this in the BBB.

I'm really for zero gov loans for undergraduate also, but just playing the politics game. Gov funded graduate school is ridiculous to most voters.

Posted by: Leupold at July 21, 2026 06:53 PM (eIzlH)

14 Bettah? In Calif you can use a Post Office Box address to register to vote.

We also have very cheap mail forwarding services, that can pick up your mail and send it wherever.

You can voter register online, WITH NO VERIFICATION at all... just two simple check boxes saying you are a citizen and live at the address of the P.O. Box.

And if you are a Birthright Citizen, who has never even lived in the US past your Birth? It is alllll legal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2026 06:54 PM (mP0Kj)

15 Hey why not just let the whole world vote on state representatives?
Mail a ballot to everyone, Zimbabwe, Cuba, England, Spain Australia, India, Pakistan and so forth.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

16 We'll make sure the system keeps working. Our Pensions depend on it.

Back us. We're the Blue.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 06:54 PM (tTmAL)

17 Uncle Palp was interesting.

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2026 06:53 PM (/QHx4)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

18

Aetius

😀

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2026 06:55 PM (/QHx4)

19 I think Palp was that guy from the Balkans with the crazy stories who then morphed into Cristy Blinky.

Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 06:55 PM (8jVAy)

20 AlexTheChick brings it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)

21 The soul of wit is brevity. Well played.

*yes, phone 'wit' is a word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

22 When you go to a street protest and decide to carry your own home-made sign (which one of you is this?)

https://tinyurl.com/4dtzxntv

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 06:56 PM (rbvCR)

23
The one bright note here is that these newly minted Democrats are failing financially. It's evil of me to say that, but I don't WANT a degree in Gender Studies to be lucrative.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 06:56 PM (mmrXZ)

24 A "glitch" permitted 6,600 illegal aliens to sign up to vote,

-----

OK, that makes for 132,000 finger- and toenails that can be removed with pliers for this crime.

Those can be mixed with chicory to brew their camp coffee at the deportation facility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 06:57 PM (BI5O2)

25 Willowed: Red Ed Milliband has been appointed the new English Foreign Secretary. He's the guy who helped destroy their energy sector. That country is almost dead

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2026 06:57 PM (sMkB+)

26 If I were in this country illegally, with Il Trumpo and his ICE gestapo hunting down and lynching anyone who even looks illegal (sarc), the last thing I would be doing is raising my profile by registering to vote.

So who is doing these "registrations" and why, if not to use them for fraudulent votes?

Posted by: boatbuilder at July 21, 2026 06:58 PM (ayypu)

27 Or Skip. Maybe Palp is Skip. Or Biden’s Dog.
I suspect everyone here of being Palp.
Except me. No way am I Uncle Palpatine.

Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 06:58 PM (8jVAy)

28 Stay Moribund With Milliband. Has a nice campaign-y ring to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 06:58 PM (BI5O2)

29 I miss Uncle Palp's sword swinging nieces, daughters, grand daughters?

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2026 06:59 PM (LHPAg)

30 BTW, go read the idiot's statement. It's our "democracy" bs mixed with "vendor's fault"

What a maroon

Posted by: man at July 21, 2026 06:59 PM (XuXeR)

31
Things happened. Accidentally. No malice involved, just trying to make sure participation in our democracy extends beyond white peoples who accidentally got born here..

Time to move on.

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2026 06:59 PM (Y8DZL)

32 There is a clip making the rounds of Scott Jennings on CNN debating with some smarmy asshole about socialism.

He starts listing all the great things that government did, claiming they are "socialism" and how does Scott respond to that????

Well, he listed lots of bullshit -- I think Oak Ridge (?) TVA, and NYC subway. Saying they were all built with all "government workers".

Oak Ridge was a defense plant for building the bomb. Yikes, hard line libertarians (the opposite of socialists) understand that gov. has three jobs - defense, courts, and maintain order.

TVA is a utility, and relies on eminent domain and a "commons" Even most libertarians are on board for the gov. being in charge of that.

And most of the NYC subway was built by private corporations.

I wanted the little bitch to get slapped. Scott let me down.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 21, 2026 07:00 PM (TfrXu)

33 I think mine was the Palp-iest comment on this thread so far. It was a very SMR thing to say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:00 PM (BI5O2)

34 Except me. No way am I Uncle Palpatine.
Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 06:58 PM (8jVAy)

Which is JUST what Uncle Palpatine would say....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2026 07:00 PM (mP0Kj)

35 It's evil of me to say that, but I don't WANT a degree in Gender Studies to be lucrative.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 06:56 PM (mmrXZ)


Why is that evil ? I'll got one more. Lets talk about why we give scholarships to certain groups ... OK - blacks ... just because they can jump high or shoot a ball in a hoop ?

How many times have you ever said to yourself "I sure wish we had a Power Forward ? Or a great big Defensive Tackle " ?

Never. My answer is Never.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:01 PM (tTmAL)

36 "glitch"
Let's see the bug report
Was there a ticket opened woth tech support?
Who implemented a fix?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 21, 2026 07:01 PM (WL2lA)

37 SAVE act still hasn't passed.
Posted by: Crusader at July 21, 2026 06:50 PM (TN0g+)
---
And this is all we need to know...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 21, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

38 You can voter register online, WITH NO VERIFICATION at all... just two simple check boxes saying you are a citizen and live at the address of the P.O. Box.

And if you are a Birthright Citizen, who has never even lived in the US past your Birth? It is alllll legal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2026 06:54 PM (mP0Kj)
----------
I live in CA and you know why the vote counts are always 60+% to 30+% against our favor. Every single time. Fraud all the way down.

Posted by: beckster at July 21, 2026 07:01 PM (kX27y)

39 of course it's a word!

"I wan it wit lettuce, tomato, an' mayo."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2026 07:02 PM (VyBeY)

40 Palp was the best damn troll this forum ever had. I miss him. Not being ironic, he was awesome.

We have 0 trolls who are any fun anymore. It sucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:02 PM (BI5O2)

41
Blame the software. What a dumbass. I bet there are hundreds of bug reports and warnings from engineers on that project who were completely ignored.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 07:02 PM (mmrXZ)

42 SAVE act still hasn't passed.

We just need to vote harder. And listen more to those that insist we vote harder.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:02 PM (tTmAL)

43
36, 41

Great minds, vmom. The records are all there for anyone who cares to investigate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 07:03 PM (mmrXZ)

44
In Ace of Spades smart military blog, uncle Palp is everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 21, 2026 07:03 PM (QVmho)

45 40 Palp was the best damn troll this forum ever had. I miss him. Not being ironic, he was awesome.

We have 0 trolls who are any fun anymore. It sucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:02 PM (BI5O2)

I never thought of Uncle Palp as a troll.

Pushed his Dignity Canal hard, but never a troll.

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 21, 2026 07:03 PM (3sXRv)

46 So like all prior bitter, entitled failures of decades past, they want to loot and pillage the productive, successful members of society.

------------------

* Karl Marx has entered the post *

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 21, 2026 07:04 PM (78LDJ)

47 I liked his native American tales of Sun-In-His-Hair the best

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2026 07:05 PM (VyBeY)

48 Palp was a teller of tall tales, not sure anyone will be able to do that again

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Pushed his Dignity Canal hard, but never a troll.
Posted by: browndog says woof at July 21, 2026 07:03 PM (3sXRv)

Listen - he was my pal. I named his canal the Grand North American Dignity Canal, to his delight.

But he was definitely trolling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:05 PM (BI5O2)

50 So like all prior bitter, entitled failures of decades past, they want to loot and pillage the productive, successful members of society.

------------------

* Karl Marx has entered the post *
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 21, 2026 07:04 PM (78LDJ)


Every bank bail-out in recent memory enters the chat.

And there have been a bunch.

Tarp I ... II ... and III enter the chat.

This is exactly the kind of shit that chaps my ass.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:06 PM (tTmAL)

51 College could be good if you went there to learn something productive and marketable instead of a random piece of paper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2026 07:06 PM (n5tGW)

52 In Ace of Spades smart military blog, uncle Palp is everyone.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 21, 2026 07:03 PM (QVmho)

In a way you could say that we all made up Uncle Palpatine.
*Radar snickers*

Posted by: Hawkeye Mahon, CPT 4077th at July 21, 2026 07:06 PM (0aYVJ)

53 yeah, I'm with browndog, Palp was not a troll.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2026 07:06 PM (VyBeY)

54 NYS is all in on getting everyone registered. When I practiced in administrative courts the attendants would ask everyone who showed up if they wanted to register, even the aliens legal or otherwise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2026 07:06 PM (sMkB+)

55 Blame the software. What a dumbass. I bet there are hundreds of bug reports and warnings from engineers on that project who were completely ignored.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 07:02 PM (mmrXZ)


"no, that is not a small issue to be corrected by a few lines of code, that is a major change at a basic level that will propagate through the entire system. We will log the SQR, but we will need it to be budgeted, and we need some time to implement it, and neither will be small."

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 07:07 PM (rbvCR)

56 Oh yes, a "software error".

So, how do you test your software?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2026 07:08 PM (vDZgA)

57 Palp was like ZOD is ...

Sui Generis

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 21, 2026 07:08 PM (3sXRv)

58 Palp mentioned he was in a pretty bad car wreck, and I don't think it was a tall tale. I seem to remember he was from the little town of Nitro, WV and was growing displeased with his Texas stomping grounds. Maybe he hung it up and went back to WV for the duration.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 21, 2026 07:09 PM (gm9Sb)

59 test? software? do they really do that? lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2026 07:09 PM (VyBeY)

60 You have to be thoroughly mis-educated to think Socialism is a good thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

61 SAVE act still hasn't passed.

We just need to vote harder.
.......

and Send Money - GOP

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2026 07:10 PM (UjdFS)

62 No word from Centcom on June 21, strikes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:10 PM (hPgrk)

63 The Ministry for Social Correction & Conquest of Nature, and its Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary were my contributions to that man's running gag, as well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)

64 > But they're working at Foot Locker, if they work at all.

Case in point: O'CrazyHo-Tittycaca, who has a degree in "economics" from Boston University, but wound up making a living by using her tits to distract drunks while she shortchanged them.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 07:11 PM (IG3/x)

65 Uncle Palp was interesting.

Posted by: four seasons

THE HORDE CRIES OUT

Posted by: Miklosov, Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at July 21, 2026 07:11 PM (A764u)

66 “That never happens! But it’s Good that it does!”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:11 PM (SY3aZ)

67 Pushed his Dignity Canal hard, but never a troll.
Posted by: browndog says woof at July 21, 2026 07:03 PM (3sXRv)

It was like... going to see a one man show. You know it's an act, but entertaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

68 Most of those 400 illegals who voted probably don’t even know that they “voted.” There’s a good chance a ballot harvester or proxy voted on their behalf.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 21, 2026 07:11 PM (d9Cw3)

69 Voting irregularities in New Jersey? What?
That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 21, 2026 07:12 PM (0MjtC)

70 Palp was like ZOD is ...

Sui Generis

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 21, 2026 07:08 PM (3sXRv)

For myself, the ZOD schtick wears thin.

By the same token, I scroll by.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

71 @trump_repost
13m
Effective August 1st, 2026, all Generic Drugs being brought into the United States will continue to have a TARIFF of ZERO PERCENT for a two year period of time, after which the TARIFF will be raised to 100% for a one year period of time, and 200% thereafter.

This is done in order to RESHORE Generic Pharmaceutical Production into America, with a penalty to those Companies that decide not to build Plant and Equipment within the stated period of time...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:12 PM (hPgrk)

72 She is getting out ahead of it by saying " Yeah it's happening but these are tiny numbers" ( spoiler alert the numbers are much higher)

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2026 07:12 PM (YwEeS)

73 this is AI and is not suitable for anyone really.
But if you want Greta Thumberg in a grey hoodie with alien eyes talking about bondage like a regency novel, well, here you go

https://tinyurl.com/36y9px9

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)

74 I thought he agreed to meat space someone and that kinda end things. But, yeah, headed back to boonies far away from you morons.

Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 07:13 PM (/Chlc)

75 I once told Palp of my love for AK-47s and 1911s. He called it "the arm of the Slav, and the fist of the Yankee."

I still use this turn of phrase.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:13 PM (BI5O2)

76 ... proxy voted on their behalf.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 21, 2026 07:11 PM (d9Cw3)

You say that like its a bad thing !?!?

Posted by: Vanguard / Blackrock / State Street Bank at July 21, 2026 07:14 PM (3sXRv)

77 I liked ZOD's plains indian stories. They were fun.

Yao!

Posted by: Hawkeye Mahon, CPT 4077th at July 21, 2026 07:14 PM (0aYVJ)

78 >>> Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)

1) Oddly specific
2) Unless your name is David Hogg...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2026 07:14 PM (vDZgA)

79 I wonder what it would take to start allowing bankruptcy on student debt?
——

Congress did that for a reason. Some schools had a cottage industry, particularly Law schools.

It was de rigeur to get a Law degree, and then declare bankruptcy and renege on the student loans that paid for it. They had specific classes on exactly how to do this.

Maybe there were better ways to prevent this, but, this was the remedy. Student loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy proceedings.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:14 PM (SY3aZ)

80 "We fixed the glitch."
Posted by: The Two Bobs at July 21, 2026 06:50 PM (FZ29D)

As a software guy, that isn't how software errors work. If answering no to "are you a citizen" is ignored, it would always be ignored. Not just every so often.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 07:15 PM (uhVAy)

81 [ICYMI: Ace posted this yesterday, Adam Carolla interviewing Assistant AG Harmeet Dhillon]

"... back in 2017 Los Angeles was forced to admit in a lawsuit [by Judicial Watch] they had OVER 1 MILLION ILLEGAL VOTERS on their voter rolls

That’s not all

- LA Voting Rolls have 144% of the total number of eligible residents

- San Diego County has 138% registrations, meaning 810,966 ghost voters at the time

- California had a minimum of at least 1,736,556 ghost voters

We know this number has only skyrocketed to levels we can’t even comprehend

California Democrats are rigging their elections

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 21, 2026 07:15 PM (78LDJ)

82 I once told Palp of my love for AK-47s and 1911s. He called it "the arm of the Slav, and the fist of the Yankee."

I still use this turn of phrase.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:13 PM (BI5O2)

That's a keeper!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 21, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)

83 @trump_repost - 3h

Afghanistan War: 20 years, 2,000 DEAD.
Iraq War: 9 years, 4,600 DEAD.
Vietnam War: 19 years and 5 months, 58,220 DEAD.
Korean War: 3 years and 1 month, 36,574 DEAD.
Venezuela War: 1 day, 0 DEAD.
Iran Military Conflict: 4 months, 18 DEAD.


also: Administration to allow all U.S. airline carriers to fly directly to Lebanon so that Americans can easily visit this beautiful land. Hopefully, other Countries will do the same.
Enjoy! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:16 PM (hPgrk)

84 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2026 07:16 PM (601KG)

85 I think Palp was that guy from the Balkans with the crazy stories who then morphed into Cristy Blinky.
Posted by: Accomack

Ancient SlavoAstronauts.

Blyat!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 21, 2026 07:16 PM (l26NL)

86 73 this is AI and is not suitable for anyone really.
But if you want Greta Thumberg in a grey hoodie with alien eyes talking about bondage like a regency novel, well, here you go

https://tinyurl.com/36y9px9
Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)
Thanx a lot, Kindltot.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

87 Uncle Palp was entertaining.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2026 07:17 PM (601KG)

88 You have to be thoroughly mis-educated to think Socialism is a good thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)


Exactly why those younger than you or I are going to have it.

First ... they've never lived under Capitalism. They've lived under Socialism. You've never lived under a Free Market either. Not how its worked since FDR.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:17 PM (tTmAL)

89 iirc Uncle Palp's nasty car accident occurred when he was (allegedly) on his way to that year's TX MoMee.

I don't think he's ever been back to the blog after leaving.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2026 07:18 PM (vDZgA)

90 >>>Just ONE illegal vote cancels out the vote of a U.S. citizen.

If we had an opposition party, they'd make this point early and often and pass the SAVE act.

Instead, the opposition that our party puts forth is to us.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2026 07:18 PM (dK+Kv)

91 47 I liked his native American tales of Sun-In-His-Hair the best
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2026 07:05 PM (VyBeY)

Oh, hahaha! I had forgotten about those.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 21, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz)

92 "Self-reliance", "objective, rational, linear thinking", "being polite" and "planning for the future" are now symptoms of "whiteness" according to the Smithsonian.


https://tinyurl.com/2udzvauv


Remember when the Smithsonian was just a cool museum?

There is no institution that cannot be taken over by Communists and perverted into a parody of itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)

93 Scientists Discover Four Chameleons Found Nowhere Else on Earth

Bob
Carol
Ted and
Alice

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:19 PM (/+uur)

94 You have to be thoroughly mis-educated to think Socialism is a good thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

Exactly why those younger than you or I are going to have it.

First ... they've never lived under Capitalism. They've lived under Socialism. You've never lived under a Free Market either. Not how its worked since FDR.
Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:17 PM (tTmAL)

Even before FDR the economy was mixed rather than pure anything. But its better than aiming to keep all the shit parts rather than eliminate them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 07:20 PM (uhVAy)

95 Uncle Palpatine-Stuck on Stupid. Both grand story tellers. Both the same person.

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 21, 2026 07:20 PM (SExz7)

96 Uncle Palp's nasty car accident occurred when he was (allegedly) on his way to that year's TX MoMee.

I don't think he's ever been back to the blog after leaving.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2026 07:18 PM (vDZgA)

I remember that. Nothing at all after that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 21, 2026 07:20 PM (0aYVJ)

97 I am Friend of All Noble Palpatine Peoples, and celebrate our Pact Of Perpetual Unbreakable Friendship and Non-Aggression

Posted by: General Secretary Miklos at July 21, 2026 07:21 PM (A764u)

98
Since there's no trolls around lurking, I would call your attention to the "I'm totally on your side" variety that spend a few weeks before letting you know who they are and hand off snark until going full asshole, imaging themselves to being cunning influencers that are turning you poor morons to their carefully crafted libertarianism.

Disinterested FDA guy comes to mind.

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2026 07:21 PM (Y8DZL)

99 Man I love pickles. I had to cut down because of the sodium. But I used to just crush a whole jar and then guzzle the brine. They're so awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:21 PM (BI5O2)

100 Palp wanted to glass the entirety of the Middle East and Western Europe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2026 07:22 PM (601KG)

101 Software glitch cancels 6000 Americans voter reg.
Software glitch cuts schools lunch for 6000 ATL children.
Software glitch enroll 6000 illegals a reg voters.
Software glitch loses American Birth Certs for 6000 babies.

Only 1 of these happened.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:23 PM (/+uur)

102 I think Palp was that one guy from Community who hung out with Troy and Abed, and bragged about how many bad guys he slaughtered.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 21, 2026 07:23 PM (0aYVJ)

103 FCC Chairman Brendan Carr announced a proposal to prohibit the importation and sale of foreign-produced military-grade drones in the U.S.

"Today, the FCC took additional action to safeguard our homeland. We have proposed banning the sale of foreign, military-grade drones, including those capable of swarming,"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:23 PM (hPgrk)

104 She is getting out ahead of it by saying " Yeah it's happening but these are tiny numbers" ( spoiler alert the numbers are much higher)

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2026 07:12 PM (YwEeS)

-----------------

[The evolution of Michael Anton's "Celebration Paradox:]

. IT'S NOT HAPPENING -- QUIT IMAGINING, BIGOTS!
. It's happening, but MINISCULE -- QUIT EXAGGERATING, BIGOTS!
. It's happening, and it's TRUMP'S FAULT -- QUIT OPPRESSING, BIGOTS!
. It's happening, and it's a GOOD THING -- QUIT COMPLAINING, BIGOTS!

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 21, 2026 07:24 PM (78LDJ)

105 Cuban President Warns "McCarthyism Is Back" As US Begins Fight Against Marxist Subversion Networks
---

Yep, and the Donroe Doctrine too.
Watch your step.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:24 PM (hPgrk)

106
62 No word from Centcom on June 21, strikes.
Posted by: Braenyard

I've been trying to fifind more details on the troops killed in the drone strike in Jordan. They all four members of two of the Army's Air and missile Defense Command (AAMDC), the 10th, and the 32nd AAMDC. This makes me think it was a consolidated Eucom/CENTCOM joint AAMDC. Also means that drone was remote piloted because the limited video from the event shows the view from a bunker with a loud speaker saying 'threat attack, impact imminent, take cover immediately.'

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 21, 2026 07:25 PM (QVmho)

107 “The Worse, the Better” VI Lenin

They’ve been working this angle for a long time. The problem is the free market, free enterprise, private property rights, rule of law, etc is so far superior to other systems, they really, really have to fuck shit up like a wrecking ball to make headway with attitudes and beliefs. It’s working great, but it’s taking longer than they’d prefer. Hence the ever increasing stridency and hysteria

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:26 PM (SY3aZ)

108 99 Man I love pickles. I had to cut down because of the sodium. But I used to just crush a whole jar and then guzzle the brine. They're so awesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:21 PM (BI5O2)

Alan Castaneda comes in my room at the Pike House about 1235 A, opens my lil fridge, takes out a jar of vlasic dills, eats the 2 left and guzzles the jar of brine.
Lies down on the other bed (I paid to have a private room) and sleeps until about noon the next day.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur)

109 OK, this prompts the question: why in the everloving hell were we allowing people to import swarms of foreign military drones? I mean, really... there are some seriously horrible motherfuckers running this country, and some seriously retarded ones allowing them to get away with murder, even in this comparatively decent administration.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (BI5O2)

110 Envy is a nasty vice. It is often accompanied by resentment, contemptuousness, greed, ingratitude, disloyalty, pride, guile, and deviousness. It is a perfect fit for someone who bathes in self- absorbed victimhood.

It has its own Commandment but it goes by the name covetousness.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (47/pr)

111 College could be good if you went there to learn something productive"

Learn how to score!

Posted by: man at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (Lv/70)

112 A Moroccan died in Italian police custody. People are saying it's their version bod George Floyd. Riots have started.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (sMkB+)

113 I remember when the Smithsonian was considered a major backer of scientific research.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

114 I bet you can add another "0" to the number NJ admits.

66,000 registered by the glitch*
4000 voted

* but that's just the alleged software "glitch."
It does not include those who gave an invalid or no social security.
The illegals who lied and said they were a citizen.
Add another "0" for those.
660,000 illegals registered; 40,000 have ballots voted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (3cUTc)

115 Cuban President Warns "McCarthyism Is Back"
——

He left out “Red Scare” and “Witch Hunt”. I’m pretty sure that’s mandatory whenever this topic is brought up.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:28 PM (SY3aZ)

116 Cuban President Miguel Canel visiting the grave of Karl Marx in London's Highgate Cemetery.

-what a monument, fitting that it remains in London-

https://tinyurl.com/5d4tb2hm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:28 PM (hPgrk)

117 Welp, this looks creepy.

"Other Mommy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEpTgowZ1dI&t=134s

Could be another good horror movie in this year of good horror movies.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2026 07:29 PM (iJfKG)

118 The problem is the free market, free enterprise, private property rights, rule of law, etc is so far superior to other systems, they really, really have to fuck shit up like a wrecking ball to make headway with attitudes and beliefs. It’s working great, but it’s taking longer than they’d prefer. Hence the ever increasing stridency and hysteria
Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:26 PM (SY3aZ)

Is this the line we wait in to not get a loaf of bread.
No, that line is 1 block over, this is the line we wait in to not get butter.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

119 College could be good if you went there to learn something productive and marketable instead of a random piece of paper.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

They should teach welding, plumbing or HVAC trades.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2026 07:29 PM (ourEi)

120 Abderrahim Fakir died in police custody "

That faker!

Posted by: man at July 21, 2026 07:30 PM (cGjQu)

121
I don't watch horror movies. Reading the news is scary enough.

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2026 07:30 PM (/QHx4)

122 Best communist story I remember was department store has 500 mens suits.
Everyone runs to town to buy a suit.
About a week later the arms fall off. Then the collar.
They were burial suits that a mortuary had too many of and sold.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:31 PM (/+uur)

123 Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur

Vlasic used to be great, but the quality dropped. I'm a Mt. Olive man now.

Also - I'm tired of "boutique" pickle brands coming at me with a salt-only brine. No vinegar, no sale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2026 07:31 PM (BI5O2)

124 St. Floyd was kind of a piece of shit. Why do they elevate these clowns?

He robbed a pregnant female by sticking a pistol in her belly, in Texas. Great lead to the kids. It’s almost like white liberals are bat-shit fucking crazy and want to start a race war.

“Here let’s you and him fight”. Thanks a lot

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:31 PM (SY3aZ)

125 They should teach welding, plumbing or HVAC trades.
****

Make
Apprenticeships
Great
Again

Posted by: clarence at July 21, 2026 07:31 PM (1QT7n)

126 Cuban President Warns "McCarthyism Is Back"

If only.

New York City and Los Angeles have been ... as Media Hubs ... centers of Communist Sympathy for a long, long time.

Just as - in the beginning - it was the Russian Landed Gentry that gave the first hand holds up to Lenin.

McCarthy was right in the macro. There. I said it.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:32 PM (tTmAL)

127 Cafe is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

128
Hate on Ann Coulter all you want, but she did do a good book on Tailgunner Joe.

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2026 07:33 PM (Y8DZL)

129 Envy is a nasty vice. It is often accompanied by resentment, contemptuousness, greed, ingratitude, disloyalty, pride, guile, and deviousness. It is a perfect fit for someone who bathes in self- absorbed victimhood.

It has its own Commandment but it goes by the name covetousness.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 21, 2026 07:27 PM (47/pr)


It also turns the people suffering from it into absolute jackasses as they strive to prove that they are entitled to their envy.
Envy drives the envious jackass into extremes of action to prove that the people they are envious of are not entitled to the fruits of what they achieve, and that the benefits should come to them instead. Don't they struggle and invent and say pretty words too?

You have to find it in your heart to celebrate other people's successes, and if needed then model on the actions to earn successes as well. You have to forgive yourself for past failures as well.
You may not succeed, but you will at least stop hurting other people on purpose.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2026 07:33 PM (rbvCR)

130 Democrats Are Fighting A Civil War, And Bernie Sanders Started It

Tuesday, Jul 21, 2026 - 04:20 PM
Democrats desperately want to retake the House in November, not just to thwart President Donald Trump's legislative agenda, but to launch countless investigations under the guise of oversight.

However, their most stubborn obstacle to achieving this goal isn't President Trump or the Republican Party. The biggest obstacle actually sits inside their own party.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) has spent this cycle bankrolling primary challengers against sitting Democrats, and the fight has split the party into two camps that can barely stand each other.
_ZH

Bernie spent his own money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:33 PM (hPgrk)

131 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2026 07:33 PM (VyBeY)

132 The guy from Serbia or wherever was always going on about bad guys and hotels in Slavic lands. He was interesting then he picked on Fen.

Posted by: Accomack at July 21, 2026 07:34 PM (/Chlc)

133 Since there's no trolls around lurking, I would call your attention to the "I'm totally on your side" variety that spend a few weeks before letting you know who they are and hand off snark until going full asshole, imaging themselves to being cunning influencers that are turning you poor morons to their carefully crafted libertarianism.

Disinterested FDA guy comes to mind.
Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2026

Ive noticed that too.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2026 07:34 PM (lCppi)

134 Make
Apprenticeships
Great
Again
Posted by: clarence

My 39 year old godson and name sake recently left his safe banking job to start an apprenticeship as an electrician. He absolutely loves it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 21, 2026 07:34 PM (l26NL)

135 They should teach welding, plumbing or HVAC trades.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2026 07:29 PM (ourEi)

Pell can now be used for that.
Mike Rowe has a program to learn at trade.
Big Tech (apple alpha goog et al) will now take you into a 6 to 18 weeks course, pay you a stipend, to learn to work on their stuff.
Here in Houston look up Independent Elect Contractors. They will teach you trades, estimating, and proj mgmt for free as they assign you to a company.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

136 >>>It has its own Commandment but it goes by the name covetousness.

Posted by: Minuteman

>On the bright side, no tranny, LGBTQ+, pedophile, immigrant rape or communist infiltration on this thread so far.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 21, 2026 07:34 PM (sYM3s)

137 McCarthy was right in the macro. There. I said it.
——-

“Blacklisted by History” should be required reading.

You wouldn’t be ashamed to state the obvious

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2026 07:35 PM (SY3aZ)

138 These "highly-educated" persons may be knowledgeable (in actual truth is often debatable) but they are neither smart nor intelligent, much less, wise.

A ninny with a vast education in nonsense, attained at great trouble and expense, is objectively worse off than your garden variety numbskull.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 21, 2026 07:36 PM (47/pr)

139 sauerkraut brine > pickle brine

They're both good. But sauerkraut is slightly better.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 21, 2026 07:36 PM (3uBP9)

140 imaging themselves to being cunning influencers that are turning you poor morons to their carefully crafted libertarianism.

So honestly ? Give Dildo the entire site. Except none of you can afford to retire Ace. And Dildo is retired, and can't profit off this either.

But that's the dream, right ? Everybody logs in - vetted - and then you all just nod and agree.

A subscription plan. And then you can tell each other its the Wild West of the Internet ... while not read a single objectionable text.

Posted by: Back Us at July 21, 2026 07:38 PM (tTmAL)

141 Womens Studies majors. Indigenous Peoples Majors. Cartoons as Social Constructs Majors. Ceramics for Transgenders of Color Majors.

Socialist's easy pickings, especially at the 'better' universities.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2026 07:40 PM (lCppi)

142 The bottom line:
A former Pfizer executive. An Iranian arms trafficker arrested at LAX. A cartel-linked Palestinian arms dealer caught fleeing to Kuwait with $44K in stolen cash.

A company-owned aircraft registered 45 minutes from the border. A Fort Bliss LTC whose father-in-law is the arms dealer. And a Distinguished Honor Graduate whistleblower Soldier Richard Halliday murdered for exposing it all.

This is not a conspiracy theory. This is a documented criminal enterprise.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7fmh5x

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 07:41 PM (hPgrk)

143 idn't it curious that errors like this always break positively for dem initiatives?

Posted by: DanMan at July 21, 2026 07:43 PM (8uzBS)

144 1 Just a handfull of votes.

fistful of dollars > handful of votes

Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2026 07:51 PM (v3pYe)

145 142 A company-owned aircraft registered 45 minutes from the border. A Fort Bliss LTC whose father-in-law is the arms dealer. And a Distinguished Honor Graduate whistleblower Soldier Richard Halliday murdered for exposing it all. walk into a bar

waiting for the punch line...

Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2026 07:52 PM (v3pYe)

146 They should teach welding, plumbing or HVAC trades.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2026 07:29 PM (ourEi)

Pell can now be used for that.
Mike Rowe has a program to learn at trade.
Big Tech (apple alpha goog et al) will now take you into a 6 to 18 weeks course, pay you a stipend, to learn to work on their stuff.
Here in Houston look up Independent Elect Contractors. They will teach you trades, estimating, and proj mgmt for free as they assign you to a company.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 21, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

My high school in the 70s had vocational training programs.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 08:00 PM (uhVAy)

147 1 Just a handfull of votes.

fistful of dollars > handful of votes
Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2026 07:51 PM (v3pYe)

they only got caught for a handful of votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2026 08:01 PM (uhVAy)

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