Scott Bessent: A Deranged Leftist Attempted to Assassinate Me Shortly After I Became Secretary of the Treasury<br>The New Republic: Don't You Understand You're Forcing Us Lefties to Murder You?

Scott Bessent: A Deranged Leftist Attempted to Assassinate Me Shortly After I Became Secretary of the Treasury
The New Republic: Don't You Understand You're Forcing Us Lefties to Murder You?

Gerald Posner
@geraldposner
🔥 At the State Department's Ministerial on the Resurgence of Political Terrorism, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent answered critics who doubt the seriousness of far left political violence by making the threat personal.
Off-script, he reminded the room -- delegates from roughly 65 nations -- that he was the target of an assassination attempt by a left-wing activist two hours after being sworn in. (Bessent gave the wrong year on camera -- he said 2024; the actual date was January 27, 2025 -- but the case is real: a guilty plea, a federal docket, sentencing set for August 14.)
Bessent also announced Treasury is expanding its financial enforcement authorities -- OFAC, FinCEN, IRS-CI -- to investigate nonprofits and charities being used as cover to finance political violence, saying "violence requires money, channels through which funding can move, and institutions behind which it can hide."
This is the same pattern Secretary Rubio has been warning about -- violent far-left extremism dismissed as fringe, until it's the Treasury Secretary himself.
Bessent's challenge to the skeptics: be there for the sentencing.

🔥 At the State Department's Ministerial on the Resurgence of Political Terrorism, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent answered critics who doubt the seriousness of far left political violence by making the threat personal.

Off-script, he reminded the room — delegates from roughly… pic.twitter.com/jvDCZsgqvs
— Gerald Posner (@geraldposner) July 17, 2026

The New Republic makes the case for terrorism and assassination by mocking Bessent and asking him, doesn't he realize that he has forced people to "resist" in just this way?

At today’s ministerial combatting political terrorism, @SecScottBessent cold-opened by inviting left-wing journalists, who are reflexively derisive of any opposition to left-wing terror, to attend the upcoming sentencing of the leftist who tried to assassinate Scott Bessent.… pic.twitter.com/79Ln6y58hI
— Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers (@UnderSecPD) July 16, 2026

Bonus:

A transgender Democrat vying to be the Senator for Maine in the wake of Graham Platner stepping down was caught out using an exceptionally flattering AI image of herself to promote her memoir.
It was after the debate that social media users found that Webb has a memoir, titled… pic.twitter.com/6jScORiYBi
— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) July 17, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM

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Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 04:46 PM (GD0B3)

2 Seems like assassination attempts always come from the left.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2026 04:46 PM (OlzlW)

3 I can't wait until the bullets are flying in their direction.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 04:47 PM (Sco7b)

4 Bessent also announced Treasury is expanding its financial enforcement authorities -- OFAC, FinCEN, IRS-CI -- to investigate nonprofits and charities being used as cover to finance political violence, saying "violence requires money, channels through which funding can move, and institutions behind which it can hide."

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Good, good.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)

5 I coulda been first, but I read the content.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2026 04:47 PM (Wnv9h)

6 was caught out using an exceptionally flattering AI image of herself to promote her memoir.

I don't see the difference.

(Body dysmorphia is still a recognized mental illness, right?)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 17, 2026 04:48 PM (5/BQI)

7 That "she" in Maine's a he ...

And it ain't even close !

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 17, 2026 04:49 PM (3sXRv)

8 That tranny, wow

Posted by: Ventura Highway at July 17, 2026 04:49 PM (S+j2h)

9 was caught out using an exceptionally flattering AI image of herself to promote her memoir.

The worst Tinder catfishing ever?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 17, 2026 04:49 PM (5/BQI)

10 Situation Normal.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

11 This is the same pattern Secretary Rubio has been warning about -- violent far-left extremism dismissed as fringe, until it's the Treasury Secretary himself.
Bessent's challenge to the skeptics: be there for the sentencing.

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Look out for Communists !!

https://tinyurl.com/yfr9hj5s

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

12 Dude looks like a lady is more Meatloaf than a lady.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

13 1. The left does not do political violence.

2. Even if it does, it is because you haters deserve it. (You are here)

3. Leftist political violence is good and there should be much more.

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (GUOwU)

14 Don't want to be assassinated? Don't support or be part of a uniquely evil administration. The New Republic is right.

Posted by: Sid at July 17, 2026 04:51 PM (d3IoH)

15 8 That tranny, wow
Posted by: Ventura Highway
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Which way wow?

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)

16 12 Dude looks like a lady is more Meatloaf than a lady.
Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

/sings

I would do annnyyything for love...
But I won't do THAT.. no no... I won't do thatttttt

Posted by: Meatloaf at July 17, 2026 04:51 PM (mP0Kj)

17 The Troon from Maine is now the face of the democrat party.

How soon before it shoots up a school or local church?

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at July 17, 2026 04:52 PM (45BvE)

18 PDJT isn't here to make your life better, that is up to you to do. His focus is taking down the impediments so that you can thrive without government

You’re minding your own business at home, cutting the grass or whatever. A man from the government shows up, smashes your kneecap with a hammer, and then hands you a crutch.

“Aren’t you glad I came along?”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 04:52 PM (i1NbZ)

19
btw, Bessent accidentally said 2024. Should have been 2025.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2026 04:53 PM (mmrXZ)

20 "exceptionally flattering"

When your euphemism needs a euphemism.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 17, 2026 04:53 PM (yFLFB)

21 6 was caught out using an exceptionally flattering AI image of herself to promote her memoir.

I don't see the difference.

(Body dysmorphia is still a recognized mental illness, right?)

out: colorblind society
in: shapeblind society

Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2026 04:53 PM (qdr3M)

22 14 Don't want to be assassinated? Don't support or be part of a uniquely evil administration. The New Republic is right.
Posted by: Sid

While conservatives want to live under their rules (don't kill your political opponents), we're willing to live under our opponent's rules (kill your political enemies if you think they're tyrants) as long as the rule is applied equally.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (5/BQI)

23 I like how they refer to assassination attempts with the verb "resist".

That shines right through with convincing calm sanity and the moral upper hand.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

24 Fun story that just broke,

"In a bizarre move, the Democratic National Committee required its senior leadership to sign non-disclosure agreements before a private meeting on the party's finances, according to two people familiar with the conversations who spoke to Axios. That alone is a break from past practice. DNC officers are high-ranking members of chair Ken Martin's team, not entry-level staffers. Officers at that level don't typically get handed a confidentiality agreement before they can hear how much money they have in their piggy bank and what they plan to do about it."

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)

25 I'm not totally convinced that Ashley isn't really a clean-shaven Platner with a Party City wig, trying to sneak back in the race incognito.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (bNf8H)

26 Maine's Trans Sister looks like the Pawn Stars guy in a wig.

Posted by: Bilwis - at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (w/O5Q)

27 Wow, Sid.

Your comment went straight to my heart. You’re right. Jeepers, man. How could I continue on?

My everlasting gratitude,

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (bWDwv)

28 Wait... nothing wrong with that, she looks just like him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (n5tGW)

29 Rubio's speech at this event was th absolute best I've ever heard anyone give on this subject.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (5vEC/)

30 For any newbs, Sid is the sock puppet of someone who parodies a crazy leftist.

Posted by: PabloD at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (QDulm)

31 Meet The New Republic...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (Cqx++)

32 They're the same picture!

Posted by: Bizarro World Pam Beasly at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)

33 out: colorblind society
in: shapeblind society
Posted by: anachronda

Out: Faith-based society
In: fantasy-based society

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 17, 2026 04:55 PM (5/BQI)

34
I drink, but have never been so far into it that the picture on the right could look like the one on the left at 2 a.m. in any bar.

Posted by: Auspex at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (Y8DZL)

35 8 That tranny, wow
Posted by: Ventura Highway at July 17, 2026 04:49 PM (S+j2h)

We learned in another thread that he has actual delusions about having female internal organs, despite medical imaging showing otherwise. I'm no doctor, but that sounds like full-blown schizophrenia.

Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (Sy6m/)

36 It was just an eye-blink ago when the Commies were cheering on Lois Lerner and her Cincinnati confederates. Now they're targeting senior Treasury officials.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (rj6Yv)

37 Thanks Sid, we were almost all out of crazy.

Posted by: Bizarro World Pam Beasly at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

38 Funny they don't recognize the language of abuse.

"See what you made me do?"

"Baby, don't make me hit you no more."

"Now look what you did-- you made me try to kill you."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (f6IDb)

39 That's one ugly woman. She gots the crazy-eyes to boot.

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (Ek9hi)

40 But I won't do THAT.. no no... I won't do thatttttt
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 17, 2026 04:51 PM (mP0Kj)

Can't wait for her to bust her way into here.

Posted by: der Mainegauleiter at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (gKWVE)

41 Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)

Signing an NDA must mean they're broke.

Posted by: beckster at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)

42 Meatloaf — Two out of three ain’t bad…. But that dude is bad news no doubt about it. He does look like Meatloaf, Whig 😂

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (26GAh)

43 I know he's trying, but dude still doesn't look like a lady.

Posted by: Aerosmith at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (5/BQI)

44 Dude in a wig is such an eloquent speaker too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (n5tGW)

45 once again, looking at that picture, I miss Chris Farley

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 04:58 PM (gKWVE)

46 The only thing I can say about Webb is . . .

MEATLOAF!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 04:58 PM (rbvCR)

47 That’s a Man, Baby! Not a “herself”.

Never accept their false premises. Do not ever use their euphemisms or weasel word phrases. Ever ever ever. He can call himself Napoleon or Joan of Arc, but he can’t require you to do that. It is not incumbent upon anyone to humor mentally ill delusions or fairy tales. We do not have to live like this.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 04:58 PM (i1NbZ)

48 That pic is quite disturbing and funny at the same time.

Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2026 04:58 PM (w1twS)

49 Sometimes I feel sorry for AI.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 17, 2026 04:58 PM (f6IDb)

50 It was just an eye-blink ago when the Commies were cheering on Lois Lerner and her Cincinnati confederates. Now they're targeting senior Treasury officials.
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (rj6Yv)
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Remember what the Lois Lerner thing was about?

"How DARE conservatives organizations try to get out of paying taxes!! Do they expect the government to FUND their politics!!"

Countless billions of left-embezzling later, we're here.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)

51
I wrote a book called "To Hell and Back." People bought it and read it. Actual people, not gendermutants scurrying around in a benighted forest like unseemly creatures from a fairytale.

And I wrote songs... popular songs that millions of people loved and many of you could recite lyrics from.

Stop comparing me to a Maine Senator. It's beneath my dignity as an author and songwriter.

Posted by: Meat Loaf (2 Words, Motherfuckers) at July 17, 2026 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

52 was caught out using an exceptionally flattering AI image of herself to promote her memoir.

The worst Tinder catfishing ever?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 17, 2026 04:49 PM (5/BQI)

it may be artificial, but getting from picture 1 to picture 2 there can't be described as intelligence.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)

53 The old saw is that leftists view violence as a dial to go up and down to achieve purposes--the right looks at it as a binary switch--no violence right up to the kill all the commies is thrown. Left likes indiscriminate violence, the right is much more purposeful when such occurs.

Only stupid people would want to turn on that switch but then again, leftism is inherently stupid as are their worn out ideas of Communism, racism, and other isms that Trotsky applied to western society so long ago.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)

54 The tranny's pronouns are xy and XY, all the damn day long.

Posted by: Science! at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (0hRE+)

55 Sid just literally justified murder for those who have different political opinions. What a maggot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (qBdHI)

56 New Republic calling assassinations just resistance. Ahhh, the left... never let you down with their violence seeking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (n5tGW)

57 like saying that oscar in a wig looks like gloria

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (CWTWj)

58 Funny they don't recognize the language of abuse.

"See what you made me do?"

"Baby, don't make me hit you no more."

"Now look what you did-- you made me try to kill you."
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (f6IDb)
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They don't recognize how bullies behave if it's advised as Saul Alinsky's rules.

It fucking does not surprise me.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

59 Signing an NDA must mean they're broke.
Posted by: beckster at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)
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And they don't want their top contributors identified.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (rj6Yv)

60 New Republic calling assassinations just resistance. Ahhh, the left... never let you down with their violence seeking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (n5tGW)
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And their capacity to bend words to fit their crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

61 52 it may be artificial, but getting from picture 1 to picture 2 there can't be described as intelligence.

more like inthelligence, am i right?

Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2026 05:01 PM (qdr3M)

62 The would be assassin said, "
This is terrible but I cant do nothing while nazis kill my sisters…"

So driven by FNM coverage 100%...

But until we start arresting and charging the people organizing leftwing terror cells this shit will continue

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)

63 Signing an NDA must mean they're broke.
Posted by: beckster

Last required filing, DNC had twelve million on hand but 18 million in debt. RNC, no debt and well over 100 million. Same story on House and Senate party committees apparently. Seems socialism is not exactly something that floats big Democrat donors to give to that party.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv)

64 There is a strain in Maine that is hard to contain.

Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine? Maple syrup maybe?

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)

65 And I wrote songs... popular songs that millions of people loved and many of you could recite lyrics from.

Posted by: Meat Loaf (2 Words, Motherfuckers) at July 17, 2026 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

Also, your songs were used as background music for, um, strenuous fluid-exchange activities. Between beings with and sans a "front-hole".

Posted by: Thrawn at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (LviRI)

66 With all the focus on Trump's election speech yesterday that meeting Rubio, Bessent and others attended was pretty extraordinary too. 65+ nations working together to smoke out the money trails that feed leftwing dirtbags like antifa and BLM.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (viF8m)

67 Some good news today:

"US airstrikes appear to have collapsed a tower at Iran’s Chabahar port on the Gulf of Oman, a key trade route for Afghanistan, according to images shared by defence secretary Pete Hegseth.

Hegseth shared the image of the surveillance tower appearing to collapse, which had circulated on social media via activists prior to Hegseth sharing it."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (edUvp)

68 Can you imagine going on a date expecting the girl in the purple dress and instead having Chunk from the Goonies show up?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

69 sid is mad because the sperm bank ran out and he was still hungry

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 17, 2026 05:03 PM (CWTWj)

70 “Don't want to be assassinated? Don't support or be part of a uniquely evil administration”

You’re so cute when you throw a tantrum. LOL. I think it’s time for your nap.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 05:03 PM (i1NbZ)

71
Why did you make me rape you!!!????

Posted by: Graham Platner, Oyster farmer/rapist at July 17, 2026 05:03 PM (OkYzo)

72 Seems like assassination attempts always come from the left.
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2026 04:46 PM (OlzlW)
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There isn't a President that wasn't shot by somebody further to the left. (Maybe Garfield, but something tells me Giteau was not a Law n' Order guy.)

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)

73 We learned in another thread that he has actual delusions about having female internal organs, despite medical imaging showing otherwise. I'm no doctor, but that sounds like full-blown schizophrenia.
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM (Sy6m/)

Another sad case of intracranial lead deficiency.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (1z8ji)

74 There is a strain in Maine that is hard to contain.

Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine? Maple syrup maybe?
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)

lobster.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)

75 These same people champion killing an infant up until birth for any reason. No surprises here.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (5vEC/)

76 And, as the journalists were walking out after listening to Bessent, they were kicking themselves for not labeling the would-be assassin a MAGA Republican, since he obviously wanted to assassinate the gay cabinet member.

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (dIske)

77 Isn't it interesting how the left claims all political violence is right wing but they've murdered one of the rights most important political figures, tried to assassinate a rightwing president 3 times, tried to assassinate a rightwing cabinet official and tried to assassinate a rightwing SC justice?

Of course that "right wing political violence" is some Aryan nation scum bag shanking a Latin Kings scum bag in prison over a drug deal gone wrong...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (sKqQm)

78
Why did you make me sleep with you, you seductive interns!?

Posted by: Ruben Gallegos at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (OkYzo)

79 74 There is a strain in Maine that is hard to contain.

Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine? Maple syrup maybe?
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)

lobster.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)

cups of kaffee.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (l3cgK)

80 And they don't want their top contributors identified.
Posted by: mrp

Nope, it is because they are broke--top contributors are reported to the FEC and the report cycles shorten as we approach an election. At some point it becomes monthly instead of quarterly and then even week by week. Hard to hide contributors anymore which is why the big Democrat donors like Reid Hoffman just fund a Superpac themselves instead of handing it to party apparatus. That though comes with a lot of limitations that party commitees don't have.

I think Hoffman has shelled out at least ten million recently for Talarico.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv)

81 They need to check that fucker’s crawlspace out too.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 05:05 PM (i1NbZ)

82 Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine? Maple syrup maybe?
Posted by: DanMan
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Somalian immigration and benefit fraud.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:05 PM (E4rtv)

83 Democrats, All My Life: Don't blame the victim!

Democrats Today: Don't make us kill you for not voting our way!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

84
There is no free will in the liberal Faith

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (OkYzo)

85 Giteau thought he deserved a govt sinecure so yeah a lefty thought stream.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (n5tGW)

86 I've been very impressed with Bessent. He seems like a happy warrior for our side. He has power and understands how to use it (and why it's important to use it).

It's surely not in the cards, but at this point I'd welcome him as the next president

Posted by: 496 at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (OZXjq)

87 These same people champion killing an infant up until birth for any reason. No surprises here.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (5vEC/)

and after. Don't forget that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

88 Officers at that level don't typically get handed a confidentiality agreement before they can hear how much money they have in their piggy bank and what they plan to do about it."
Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)

Bet it's about the Act Blue investigation... that should soon be showing actual results.

Posted by: Meatloaf at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (mP0Kj)

89 She was asking for it wearing that short skirt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (wOO3z)

90 Wall Street to the DNC:

"Sorry guys, we're busy moving our offices to Texas and Florida. We'll right back with ya as soon as we unpack the boxes! Swearsies!"

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (rj6Yv)

91 The New Republic makes the case for terrorism and assassination by mocking Bessent and asking him, doesn't he realize that he has forced people to "resist" in just this way?

We might have to cease our involvement with them.

Posted by: Jukt Micronics at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (gKWVE)

92 Oh, wow. That last tweet.

Right: what you think the girl youre texting with looks like.

Left: what she ACTUALLY looks like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

93 Seems like assassination attempts always come from the left.
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2026 04:46 PM

The bullets do seem to all be coming from the left. This is like the 60s and 70s, with the constant bombings. You would pick up the paper in the morning and read about the latest bombing or race riot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (0N4FZ)

94 >>Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine?

lobstah

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)

95 86 I've been very impressed with Bessent. He seems like a happy warrior for our side. He has power and understands how to use it (and why it's important to use it).

It's surely not in the cards, but at this point I'd welcome him as the next president
Posted by: 496 at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (OZXjq)

So, second Gay President?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

96 I've been very impressed with Bessent. He seems like a happy warrior for our side. He has power and understands how to use it (and why it's important to use it).

It's surely not in the cards, but at this point I'd welcome him as the next president
Posted by: 496 at July 17, 2026 05:06 PM (OZXjq)

Just rack em up as far as you can because we may need all of them to cover the time before the Dems learn to become Americans again, like after the Civil War.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)

97 As near as I can tell, Ashley Webb is the long-haired son of Jaws and the blonde chick in glasses from Moonraker.

No way you can legitimately repair that face with AI so he just prompted it with:
“Young, Pretty, Thin, Brunette, Girl, wearing a lavender dress, and working at a retail store holding a really weird looking horseshoe-shaped device on a desk.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

98 Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine? Maple syrup maybe?
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)
_________________________

Well, considering 90% of Maine is forests, I think you can guess what the cornerstone of their economy is. That's right....Whoopie Pies and blueberries.

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)

99
That guy's picture as a woman is just a lighting trick photographers use. It's the same person. If you squint, close your eyes and don't look you'll see.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (OkYzo)

100 crazy days and I struggle to be optimistic about what happens when a fighter like Trump leaves the White House.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (xcxpd)

101 Scott Bessent is one of the most brilliant people President Trump gave a job to. I love him. I love to see him go calm murder hornet with a few slice and dice words to nitwit talking heads or reporters.

Ace, I love you as well for the new photo of our Ashley Webb. Who should be the mascot for today's insanity. Or a figurehead on the prow of a sinking ship (perhaps on the fag cruise that has been denied port in Egypt and Turkey...I refuse to spell that the way they want).

Ashley has made my Friday morning start off with choke laughter.

I then showed my husband the photo I took of him gorked out on happy medicine last night and we keep laughing about this...he wanted to kiss me goodnight and instead I erupted into loud laughing. He now knows why, bless him for putting up with me. His hair alone is enough to make me lose my mind in the photo. We are too scared to text it to our sons as it might go viral.

Anyone who falls for Ashley's catfishing photo and meets him at a restaurant may have started the exploding diarrhea expo across our land.

Not sure what type of dysmorphia Ashley has, but the fun mirror from the carnival has been found.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (hzuYO)

102 42 Meatloaf — Two out of three ain’t bad…. But that dude is bad news no doubt about it. He does look like Meatloaf, Whig 😂
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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But to my knowledge, Meatloaf never made appearances in a girl's bathroom at stores.

Nor asked people their pronouns.

Advantage Meatloaf may he rest in peace.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)

103 49 Sometimes I feel sorry for AI.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 17, 2026 04:58 PM (f6IDb)

It occurs to me -- since that made me think about who wouldn't -- that influencers have a reason to be prejudiced against AI data centers. Chasing views has trained them to *hate* The Algo, so if you explain AI to them as "basically a big, complicated algorithm," well... they have feelings about that.

Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (Sy6m/)

104 So, second Gay President?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)
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I laughed.

Posted by: 496 at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (OZXjq)

105 Speaking of fake magazines publishing bullshit

A powerful new AI tool has uncovered what could be one of the biggest integrity problems in modern science. After analyzing 2.6 million cancer research papers published between 1999 and 2024, researchers identified more than 250,000 studies with writing patterns resembling papers suspected of being produced by fraudulent "paper mills."
- from Queensland University of Technology

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

106 The developing world has to be looking bar us and saying " they're so successful but they have many lunatics"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (OXYE0)

107 78
Why did you make me sleep with you, you seductive interns!?
Posted by: Ruben Gallegos at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (OkYzo)

The power of the Cannons is compelling...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

108
I wrote a book called "To Hell and Back."

Sounds vaguely familiar.

Posted by: Zombie Audie Murphy at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

109 Advantage Meatloaf may he rest in peace.
Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)

+1

This twink is not fit to shine Mr Loaf's boots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

110 Top Trump official, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, was targeted in assassination attempt 2 hours after being sworn in

Sure he was. 🙄 Was it politically motivated or was it a Grindr hookup gone wrong… suppose both scenarios could be possible at the same time.

He must feel left out. Let us know when they're successful 🥱

I mean, his own party is doing most of the attempts, and terrorism, and aren't big on gays

Funny how none of these guys ever get killed when they're targeted for assassination. So many lousy shots in this country of Guns.

">Bessent was likely speaking about Ryan “Reily” Michael English, a 24-year-old Massachusetts man who pleaded guilty in March to charges related to attempting to kill Bessent in the U.S. Capitol. According to the Justice Department, English arrived in Washington on January 27, 2025, carrying two improvised Molotov cocktails and a folding knife. According to the affidavit, English walked up to an officer at the Capitol’s south door and stated, “I’d like to turn myself in.”

Thats the assassination attempt. Some mentally ill dude carrying a molotov turned himself in.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (5/BQI)

111 Burly men of of Maine like lobster and oyster sammiches I bet

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (8uzBS)

112 The Left are Children of Hell and are in a desperate need to have their foreheads creased by a tire iron

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (5DfsO)

113 83 Democrats, All My Life: Don't blame the victim!

Democrats Today: Don't make us kill you for not voting our way!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

::: Insert meme of dead man in chair, black man with gun, saying, "Why did you make me shoot this man?"... :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (l3cgK)

114 108
I wrote a book called "To Hell and Back."

Sounds vaguely familiar.
Posted by: Zombie Audie Murphy at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

115 The girl in the purple dress looks a lot like Shannen Doherty when she was first doing 90210 in 1990.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (wzUl9)

116 I don't have a lot of CD's, but 4 Meatloaf ones are here within arm reach.

And Anne Murray and Alabama....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (Sco7b)

117 The New Republic, which brought us the Scott Beauchamp and Elle Reeve fiasco, has done it again!

Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (VJX5o)

118 There isn't a President that wasn't shot by somebody further to the left. (Maybe Garfield, but something tells me Giteau was not a Law n' Order guy.)
Posted by: Axeman
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Guiteau was a mentally ill person that got rejected for a patronage appointment. So entitled in his head just like a leftist.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:11 PM (E4rtv)

119 111 Burly men of of Maine like lobster and oyster sammiches I bet

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:10 PM (8uzBS)

Some want Rocky Mountain Oysters, raw...

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 17, 2026 05:11 PM (l3cgK)

120
These same people champion killing an infant up until birth for any reason. No surprises here.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (5vEC/)

____________

Until birth? Ask a Democrat if a fetus born alive has a right to medical treatment. You won't get an answer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 05:11 PM (flEsB)

121 Scott Bessent is one of the most brilliant people President Trump gave a job to. I love him. I love to see him go calm murder hornet with a few slice and dice words to nitwit talking heads or reporters.

===

The man did not need it, successful, billionaire, but he thought it was worth it to put his life on hold and do what he is doing. For which we all should be very grateful.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

122 a long standing rule is that that hot woman you're chatting with online is probably a guy in india or pakistan. or sid

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (CWTWj)

123 That troon has murder in his eyes. Be very wary around that freak.

Creepy AF!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (0aYVJ)

124 104 So, second Gay President?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)
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I laughed.

Posted by: 496 at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (OZXjq)

>>>

The Obama brats have two daddies

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (5DfsO)

125 Garfield was mostly killed by the Swedish Chef holding himself out as a doctor.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (gKWVE)

126 Until birth? Ask a Democrat if a fetus born alive has a right to medical treatment. You won't get an answer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Some go beyond that and argue killing someone outside the womb is permissible. Damn death cult is what it is.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)

127 122 a long standing rule is that that hot woman you're chatting with online is probably a guy in india or pakistan. or sid

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (CWTWj)

but not Paul...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)

128 These same people champion killing an infant up until birth for any reason. No surprises here.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (5vEC/)

Imagine there were some kind of "test" to see if the fetus had a tendency to be trans - I think those abortions would be banned, huh?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

129 Is there any product that is marketable coming out of Maine? Maple syrup maybe?
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)

Timber, dimensional lumber, plywood veneer, pulp and paper, but most important, it is the path to the soft underbelly of New Brunswick!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (rbvCR)

130 126 Until birth? Ask a Democrat if a fetus born alive has a right to medical treatment. You won't get an answer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Some go beyond that and argue killing someone outside the womb is permissible. Damn death cult is what it is.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)

I'm for killing someone outside the womb...rapists, child molesters, murders...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)

131 Ashley Webb might be the most successful Maine candidate. Let's send a crazy person to DC the rest of our candidates suck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (OXYE0)

132 Ann Coulter wrote a thorough section in one of her books that outlined how it 99% of the time it was left leaning people who did the assassinations or attempts.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:14 PM (/WQyy)

133
Well, considering 90% of Maine is forests, I think you can guess what the cornerstone of their economy is. That's right....Whoopie Pies and blueberries.
Posted by: Orson

Whoopie Pie looks like a Yankee version of a Moon Pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:14 PM (Cqx++)

134 128 These same people champion killing an infant up until birth for any reason. No surprises here.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (5vEC/)

Imagine there were some kind of "test" to see if the fetus had a tendency to be trans - I think those abortions would be banned, huh?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

Remember when the gays were all upset when a company came up with a cure for gay rams? ...

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at July 17, 2026 05:15 PM (l3cgK)

135 Signing an NDA must mean they're broke.
Posted by: beckster at July 17, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)
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And they don't want their top contributors identified.
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 05:00 PM (rj6Yv)

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For later prosecution purposes as these contributions are likely to be used to fund Antifa attacks.

Posted by: Decaf at July 17, 2026 05:15 PM (ZNpJk)

136 @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Wisconsin Lieutenant Governor Sara Rodriguez (D) has DROPPED her campaign for Wisconsin governor after “serious mismanagement and inaccuracies” were discovered in her campaign finance reports.
Jul 17, 2026 · 5:30 PM UTC

Posted by: idiot, you're supposed to skim AFTER the election at July 17, 2026 05:15 PM (gKWVE)

137 133
Well, considering 90% of Maine is forests, I think you can guess what the cornerstone of their economy is. That's right....Whoopie Pies and blueberries.
Posted by: Orson

Whoopie Pie looks like a Yankee version of a Moon Pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:14 PM (Cqx++)

Whoopie Goldberg pie, on the other hand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:15 PM (l3cgK)

138 "When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."

Posted by: The Left at July 17, 2026 05:15 PM (V362x)

139 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 05:16 PM (n5tGW)

140 Ashley Webb. Just a tad psycho.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

141 The thing about perverts with autogynophilia who demand the whole world participate in their sexual fetish by being forced to pretend they lok like girtls:

They're so delusional, that when they look in the mirror, they actuall see the AI mage that the fat ugly tranny used to promote his memoir.

Just as an anorexic girl looks into the mirror and instrad of accurately perceiving her skeletal frame, she sees a "fat girl"staring back at her -- these AGP perverts literally see a pretty feminine girl in the mirror.

They are insane. And perverted. And power-mad.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Av6i5)

142 "A transgender Democrat vying to be the Senator for Maine in the wake of Graham Platner stepping down was caught out using an exceptionally flattering AI image of herself to promote her memoir."

That Tinder date is gonna be PISSED

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 05:17 PM (iFTx/)

143 140 Ashley Webb. Just a tad psycho.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

But is she hot?!

Posted by: Moron who forgets rules at July 17, 2026 05:18 PM (l3cgK)

144 Garfield was mostly killed by the Swedish Chef holding himself out as a doctor.
Posted by: gKWVE

Bork, bork, bork

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 05:18 PM (wOO3z)

145 You can't be reasonable with the mentally ill and 99% of the Left is just that.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:18 PM (/WQyy)

146 researchers identified more than 250,000 studies with writing patterns resembling papers suspected of being produced by fraudulent "paper mills."
- from Queensland University of Technology
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

One of the biggest impediment to useful development of new technology and discovering new bits of science is the fraudulent paper. There are a couple of industry voices warning that western science is broken because of it, and they still can't figure a solution.

I can think of a couple, like making the final requisite for an MA to reproduce some Doctoral thesis as part of proof of Mastery, with extra points for falsifying it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 05:19 PM (rbvCR)

147 Look at idiot Sid. Saying the quiet part out loud. What does he remind me of again...??? Oh yeah. Hitler. Don't want to be killed? Don't be a Jew. And Stalin. Don't want to be killed? Don't oppose me and prove it by giving up everything to the state. And Pol Pot. Don't want to be killed? Don't be educated or wear glasses. And Sid's leader, Mao. Don't want to be killed? Stop eating.

Posted by: LASue at July 17, 2026 05:19 PM (lCppi)

148 I love lefties and their mentality that they're saving the world. Have at it and see what happens.

Here's a message;

https://tinyurl.com/y8pmmvce

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 17, 2026 05:19 PM (sYM3s)

149 144 Garfield was mostly killed by the Swedish Chef holding himself out as a doctor.
Posted by: gKWVE

Bork, bork, bork

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 05:18 PM (wOO3z)

Garfield was a fat cat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:19 PM (l3cgK)

150 Mr. Garfield’s been shot down, shot down, shot down

Mr. Garfield’s been shot, way down low

Yeah, Charles G. was a mental case, I think he wanted to be named (or felt entitled) to be an ambassador iirc. He may have even met with Garfield to discuss the situation, (besides the crackpot letters) in those days if he wasn’t too busy there was a waiting room at the WH where anybody could hang around for a while and maybe get a chance to talk personally with the President.

Don’t try this now

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 05:20 PM (i1NbZ)

151 78
Why did you make me sleep with you, you seductive interns!?
Posted by: Ruben Gallegos at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (OkYzo)

My mind is still boggled that this squat, slouching, cylindrical dork has (allegedly) tricked at least *four* adult women into playing with his peepee. He's even spawned! And married twice! It must be true what they say, that power is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 05:20 PM (Sy6m/)

152
Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

Poop at home, asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:21 PM (Cqx++)

153 122 a long standing rule is that that hot woman you're chatting with online is probably a guy in india or pakistan. or sid

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (CWTWj)

but not Paul...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)

But possibly Garrett.

Posted by: LASue at July 17, 2026 05:21 PM (lCppi)

154 But is she hot?!
Posted by: Moron who forgets rules
.......

Oh sure. Just a neck lift and some makeup, you're good to go.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

155 These same people champion killing an infant up until birth for any reason. No surprises here.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2026 05:04 PM (5vEC/)
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Interestingly enough, as an adult that was my first step back toward a faith.

When I had been a Catholic lad, I internalized the idea that abortion would lead to a degradation of the value of life.

As an agnostic/skeptic I laughed at the certainty. Of course religious people would be certain about things.

But finally, at the end of my disbelief, I couldn't help but see it. The Catholics/Christians had predicted it, and we were slipping that way.

While I didn't immediately attribute that to the exact same effect, I at least noted that Christians could be closer to the truth than scoffers who were positive they couldn't.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:22 PM (Fi81e)

156 Signing an NDA must mean they're broke.
Posted by: beckster

I thought that was already public knowledge? I thought I had seen tons of reports about how they're out if money, people joking (speculating) that it had to do with shutting down USAID and more Fed oversight of groups like ActBlue, etc?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 05:23 PM (5/BQI)

157 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

Poop at home, asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
.......

But...but...public restrooms are so damn exciting!

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

158 152
Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

Poop at home, asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I don't understand the question?

Posted by: India at July 17, 2026 05:23 PM (5/BQI)

159 Before-Meatloaf; after Mindy the girl next door...

Posted by: pahound at July 17, 2026 05:24 PM (AjR4+)

160 Look at idiot Sid. Saying the quiet part out loud. What does he remind me of again...??? Oh yeah. Hitler. Don't want to be killed? Don't be a Jew. And Stalin. Don't want to be killed? Don't oppose me and prove it by giving up everything to the state. And Pol Pot. Don't want to be killed? Don't be educated or wear glasses. And Sid's leader, Mao. Don't want to be killed? Stop eating.

Posted by: LASue at July 17, 2026 05:19 PM (lCppi)
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Dunning-Kruger in action.

It would be a joke, it it weren't also at the same time dangerous because of how loony these people are and they think they make sense because they are putting words together in some order that kind of sounds like sane people would.

Progs are proto AI slop.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

161 Audie Murphy's book and screenplay are better than my book of the same name. Everyone knows that.

But I'll hold my work up against any twelve-toed Maine hermaphrodite's.

Posted by: Meat Loaf (2 Words, Motherfuckers) at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)

162 Chef's Surprise: Ashley's MeatLoaf.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (TezPK)

163 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley
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Just anywhere.

Posted by: India at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

164 OT:

Singer Randy VanWarmer...what kind of name is that?
Sounds like the name of a guy who goes around neighborhoods with signs on his car that say, "Free Candy, Puppies, and Wifi"...

And it was his GIVEN NAME AT BIRTH...
"Randall Edwin Van Warmer"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (l3cgK)

165 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

Poop at home, asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I don't understand the question?
Posted by: India
......

Upstream bro. Always poop upstream. Unless you're doing laundry. Then maybe downstream.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

166 Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 05:20 PM (Sy6m/)

I just saw some vids ( who knows if they are set ups ) called the Lamborghini pick up. I guy approaches a pretty girl at a table and compliments her looks and asks if she would go out with him. She immediately turns him down and he says okay and walks and gets in the 500k Lamborghini parked on the street . She sees this and decides he ain't so bad and gets up to start a conversation with him.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (/WQyy)

167 "But that right-winger was wearing a short skirt! Just begging for assasination!

Posted by: Average Atlantic Reader at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (sFNX2)

168 They are perfectly willing to kill babies. And, the elderly.

Why anybody in between would feel safe with this state of affairs is a question.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (i1NbZ)

169 154 But is she hot?!
Posted by: Moron who forgets rules
.......

Oh sure. Just a neck lift and some makeup, you're good to go.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

I had on "The Sarah Connor Chronicles".

Summer Glau. Damn, she was amazing. Hard to believe she didn't have a more amazing career.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)

170 Those pics -the difference between Shannon Doherty in her absolute prime and Rosie O'Donnell, today.

Posted by: LASue at July 17, 2026 05:27 PM (lCppi)

171 These horrifying images of alien races have cracked all of my reflecting mirrors.

Posted by: James Webb Space Telescope at July 17, 2026 05:27 PM (ZypAx)

172 I've never been to Maine. I want to go to Maine to see the landscapes, but my husband fears I will be arrested if I can't be controlled in public spaces with people vs trees. Ashley proves this.

There have been times in my life, and I am not proud of them, but sometimes I can't sit by certain people in cathedrals or at funerals. Because one eye lock with these people will undo my dignified and ladylike aura I try to project.

Then I am choke laughing and pretending to be weeping (I did this on my brother's shoulder at our aunt's funeral). This was because I asked who just yelled, "QUIET" in the somber space and shocked the entire crowd. It was the weirdest of our cousin's second husband who my mother thinks has a criminal record.My brother indicated him and I lost it.

I brought St. Giles Cathedral to a quiet halt once coughing like I had TB and looking for a cough drop in my purse, which I put behind our son on a pew right under the altar. My husband then asked if I was harfing into my purse and I lost my mind choke laughing and making noises that should not come from a lady.

I should be on drugs of some sort at times to subdue me or I bubble to the top and people stare.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 05:27 PM (hzuYO)

173 156 Signing an NDA must mean they're broke.
Posted by: beckster

I thought that was already public knowledge? I thought I had seen tons of reports about how they're out if money, people joking (speculating) that it had to do with shutting down USAID and more Fed oversight of groups like ActBlue, etc?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 05:23 PM (5/BQI)

Act Blue is under investigation for knowingly bypassing Federal Campaign finance law... fraud... and international wire fraud.

IF during the investigation they have found evidence the DNC directly knew about it? maybe emails talking about lowering the safeguards against fraudulent contributions?

Yeah, could start a whole shitstorm.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)

174 Damn death cult is what it is.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)
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It just gives them more in common with the Muzzies.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)

175 Rest of the Rodriguez story, takes a heart of stone not to laugh.

From WPR
"Rodriguez said her manager had double-counted numerous donations, leaving her with hundreds of thousands of dollars less in the bank than she had expected.

Rodriguez also said it was her manager who made the decision to issue a July 7 press release promoting a $1 million TV ad buy despite her campaign’s hidden financial woes. Rodriguez told reporters Monday that she confronted her manager days later when she noticed the ads had not run.

Her campaign eventually announced another ad buy, this one much smaller. But she reported only $35,000 cash on hand to carry her through the closing days of the race — a miniscule sum for the closing days of a statewide primary for governor."

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)

176 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

recent indicators say the train to DC

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:29 PM (8uzBS)

177 That picture of the tranny guy, I am certain that's what they have in their heads. I am actually this girl, if I take drugs and hack my dong off I'll be her!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2026 05:30 PM (UZCuZ)

178 It just gives them more in common with the Muzzies.
Posted by: Axeman
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Except leftists want to kill their fellow citizens, Muzzies want to kill all infidels or all heretics but not themselves.

Again, the self destructive behavior of Western leftists since WWI. Muzzies may be dense at times but they are smart enough to aim the guns at others, not their own society.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)

179 163 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley
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Just anywhere.
Posted by: India at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

Hallways...

Posted by: EPA Employee at July 17, 2026 05:30 PM (mP0Kj)

180 Tubby troon

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 17, 2026 05:31 PM (Kt19C)

181 Progs are proto AI slop.
Posted by: Axeman
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Goes along with being badly programmed NPCs.

Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:31 PM (E4rtv)

182 But...but...public restrooms are so damn exciting!

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:23 PM (v0R5T)
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They're sexy!!

Imagine rape IN a public restroom!!

I know I have!

There are a number of places I imagined rape!

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at July 17, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

183 165 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

Poop at home, asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I don't understand the question?
Posted by: India
......

Upstream bro. Always poop upstream. Unless you're doing laundry. Then maybe downstream.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

********************
This is the intelligent knowledge I am here for when I should be doing something productive or normal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 05:31 PM (hzuYO)

184 Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)

She hire a Somali?

Posted by: EPA Employee at July 17, 2026 05:32 PM (mP0Kj)

185 Except leftists want to kill their fellow citizens, Muzzies want to kill all infidels or all heretics but not themselves.

Again, the self destructive behavior of Western leftists since WWI. Muzzies may be dense at times but they are smart enough to aim the guns at others, not their own society.
Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)

Sunni vs Shiite says differently.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:32 PM (uhVAy)

186 Well I’ve never been to Maine
But I kind of like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
But they sure know how to use it
They don’t abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can’t refuse it

Posted by: Three Daryl Night at July 17, 2026 05:32 PM (i1NbZ)

187 179 163 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley
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Just anywhere.
Posted by: India at July 17, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

Hallways...
Posted by: EPA Employee
=========
Here, There, and Everywhere

Posted by: The Beatles at July 17, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

188 Muzzles do like to kill each other also . Lots of examples. Just like Commies.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:32 PM (/WQyy)

189 177 That picture of the tranny guy, I am certain that's what they have in their heads. I am actually this girl, if I take drugs and hack my dong off I'll be her!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2026 05:30 PM (UZCuZ)

*whistles Q Lazzarus*

Posted by: Jaime Gumb at July 17, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE)

190 169 154 But is she hot?!
Posted by: Moron who forgets rules
.......

Oh sure. Just a neck lift and some makeup, you're good to go.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

I had on "The Sarah Connor Chronicles".

Summer Glau. Damn, she was amazing. Hard to believe she didn't have a more amazing career.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)

She's now 44...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)

191 Sunni vs Shiite says differently.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I mentioned heretics including the Druze, etc. But leftists are perfectly happy with killing their own babies. That takes a level of death cult to the level of Molech.

Posted by: The Beatles at July 17, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

192 176 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley

recent indicators say the train to DC

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2026 05:29 PM (8uzBS)

The Streets of San Francisco...
Yeah, not like the TV show at all...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:34 PM (l3cgK)

193
35 8 That tranny, wow
Posted by: Ventura Highway at July 17, 2026 04:49 PM (S+j2h)

We learned in another thread that he has actual delusions about having female internal organs, despite medical imaging showing otherwise. I'm no doctor, but that sounds like full-blown schizophrenia.
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 04:56 PM

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If that guy actually has blood coming out of his butt, it might be cancer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2026 05:35 PM (FaGPp)

194 Summer Glau hasn't really done much other than guest roles for over a decade.

Her last regular cast show was Sequestered, about a jury, from 2014.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1132359/

She is a cutie.
Summer just never got a big break on a hit show after the Terminator show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

195 I brought St. Giles Cathedral to a quiet halt once coughing like I had TB and looking for a cough drop in my purse, which I put behind our son on a pew right under the altar. My husband then asked if I was harfing into my purse and I lost my mind choke laughing and making noises that should not come from a lady.

I should be on drugs of some sort at times to subdue me or I bubble to the top and people stare.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 05:27 PM (hzuYO)

I periodically get nagging coughs and I recommend Cinnamon hard candy instead of any cough drip. Worked for 35 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

196 She's now 44...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)

A lot of my favorite teen actresses from my kids shows are getting older. Summer's still beautiful.

But again, Madonna is doing halftime at FIFA. LOL
President Trump HAD to be behind that.
That'll teach the world not to help out with Iran.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

197 Michael Douglas never had to hurdle poop running through the Streets of San Francisco.

I wonder if anybody who only knows that show from streaming or MP3s ever thinks that show is completely made up?

They need to bring that show back just to add that bit of reality.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

198 Trump is live on TV now saying "We are a soccer country."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)

199 196 She's now 44...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)

A lot of my favorite teen actresses from my kids shows are getting older. Summer's still beautiful.

But again, Madonna is doing halftime at FIFA. LOL
President Trump HAD to be behind that.
That'll teach the world not to help out with Iran.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

I don't want to know where she's shoving the vuvuzela...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (l3cgK)

200 She is a cutie.
Summer just never got a big break on a hit show after the Terminator show.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Firefly/Serenity was peak Summer.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TezPK)

201 Cheryl Ladd is 75 years old.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (/WQyy)

202 If that guy actually has blood coming out of his butt, it might be cancer.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

or he was a virgin. Tee hee.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

203 Michael Douglas never had to hurdle poop running through the Streets of San Francisco.

I wonder if anybody who only knows that show from streaming or MP3s ever thinks that show is completely made up?

They need to bring that show back just to add that bit of reality.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

hell I watch Dirty Harry nostalgically for the positive view it gives of the city and its government.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

204 198 Trump is live on TV now saying "We are a soccer country."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)

soccer or sucker? I mean, look at all the gays and dems and illegal aliens...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (l3cgK)

205 Well, since Trump endorsed her to run for the senate seat, I guess Darline is going to be senator for at least another 12 years.

Lindsey 2.0 here we come.
His senate staff will run everything the same, she'll just go along, I guess.

We'll see how she does in the campaign if she runs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

206 202 If that guy actually has blood coming out of his butt, it might be cancer.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

or he was a virgin. Tee hee.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

Doc said it was hemorrhoids...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:39 PM (l3cgK)

207 If that guy actually has blood coming out of his butt, it might be cancer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Or lupus.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e)

208 >>>But possibly Garrett.

Posted by: LASue

>I'm seeing this as an opportunity to make Garrett jealous. There's that certain twinkle in her eyes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 17, 2026 05:40 PM (sYM3s)

209 She's now 44...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)
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She's only 44?

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 05:40 PM (rj6Yv)

210 198 Trump is live on TV now saying "We are a soccer country."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)

soccer or sucker? I mean, look at all the gays and dems and illegal aliens...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (l3cgK)

Sticking it to the europeans again with the foosball or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)

211 Madonna is doing halftime at FIFA.
......

Soccer has halftime shows? How bored can you get?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

212 Ashley Webb also towers over the other candidates. "She" is the white version of the guy in Animal House who wantsta dance wit yo dates.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 05:40 PM (gKWVE)

213 210 198 Trump is live on TV now saying "We are a soccer country."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)

soccer or sucker? I mean, look at all the gays and dems and illegal aliens...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:38 PM (l3cgK)

Sticking it to the europeans again with the foosball or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)

Oh Please! Put your Vuvuzela right up there!

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 17, 2026 05:41 PM (l3cgK)

214 I heard a couple of days ago that NOTwomen are saying they have a right to menstruate.

That probably would make sense to Sid or Paul.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

215 Whoopie Goldberg pie, on the other hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:15 PM (l3cgK)
__________________

Jim, we could have all done without that observation. I much rather be disgusted by ACE's weekly blood pressure rising sadistic offerings disguised as "This Week in Woke".

Both are disturbing, although your comment is bordering on psychological torture.

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 05:41 PM (dIske)

216
Darlene? Miklos must be delighted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 05:42 PM (flEsB)

217 139 Where can a man in a dress poop around here?
- Ashley
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2026 05:16 PM (n5tGW)

Lol.

The kennel (pet resort!) where I take my dogs on vacation has a review posted that says, "I would poop here again."

Always makes me chuckle.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (bl07w)

218 I should be on drugs of some sort at times to subdue me or I bubble to the top and people stare.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 05:27 PM (hzuYO)

Oh, pshaw. The world needs more people who laugh, no matter the timing. Never stop being you!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (k9OZB)

219 So the Maine senate candidate who is “trans” is still a “P3”, a person possessing penis?
Has the dick fairy left a quarter under that person’s pillow?

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (1FEc1)

220 If that guy actually has blood coming out of his butt, it might be cancer.

"ITS NOT A TOOMAH!!!"
--bleeding dude

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (UZCuZ)

221 214 I heard a couple of days ago that NOTwomen are saying they have a right to menstruate.

That probably would make sense to Sid or Paul.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

And we thought black market blood would be to satisfy the vampires...

Oh the horror...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (Sco7b)

222 216
Darlene? Miklos must be delighted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 05:42 PM (flEsB)

It's a step up from Walmart and Waffle House, I guess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (bl07w)

223 I heard a couple of days ago that NOTwomen are saying they have a right to menstruate.
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That's right out of the scene in "Life of Brian" where Judith says that Stan/Loretta has the right to have babies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:44 PM (amcLV)

224

That's Platner all shaved down with some rouge.

I happened across a trantifa on FB.

Someone should be watching this guy. He posted some weird shit on a community post, I looked at his public profile. Just demented.

There is a subculture of violent nutjobs propelled by the internet and stronger drugs than Charlie Manson had.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 17, 2026 05:44 PM (et1vG)

225 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:44 PM (amcLV)

Oh, hey, you are alive and well! How's the ticker?? all good, I trust?

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)

226 That's right out of the scene in "Life of Brian" where Judith says that Stan/Loretta has the right to have babies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:44 PM (amcLV)

Someone pointed out to me that toward the end of that bit, Eric Idle stopped talking because he was trying like hell not to laugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 05:46 PM (0aYVJ)

227 English has some of the wildest rules.

Like "trans" before Atlantic and "mission" is pronounced TRANZ.

But before words like "man", "woman", "male" and "female" it's pronounced NOT.

And "cis" as the prefix to any word is always silent.

Crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

228 Oh, hey, you are alive and well! How's the ticker?? all good, I trust?
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)
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Doing OK. They're fiddle-farting around with getting me a cardiology referral, which has me irked.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:46 PM (amcLV)

229 I was hoping for a new person/perspective in the senate but nope, we get blood relations and a mini-dynasty.

Maybe one of Lindsey's nieces can take the seat after her mother leaves so we can keep it going.

SC's own little three-peat, all female version of the Kennedys.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

230 23 I like how they refer to assassination attempts with the verb "resist".

That shines right through with convincing calm sanity and the moral upper hand.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

----

They keep saying "resist" which is a defensive stance, but they have been on offense for at least a decade.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2026 05:47 PM (9CZQg)

231 the Maine senate candidate who is “trans” is still a “P3”, a person possessing penis?
Has the dick fairy left a quarter under that person’s pillow?
Posted by: Fenderbender at July 17, 2026 05:43 PM (1FEc

They never clarify or imply but my guess is that 99.9% of trannies who compete at high level women's sports are all still fully intact.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:48 PM (/WQyy)

232 Looking at recent photos of Summer Glau, she reminds me a lot of Sigourney Weaver.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 17, 2026 05:48 PM (5/BQI)

233 Doing OK. They're fiddle-farting around with getting me a cardiology referral, which has me irked.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:46 PM (amcLV)

I think it's standard procedure to send to a specialist.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3)

234 Leftists in the 1966: Give Peace a Chance... Woodstock, John Lennon, etc....

Leftists in 2026: Death to America, We love Chairman Mao, Communism is great, Free Shit for everybody on the earth, Rich must pay their fair share, Rich steal money from the poor (Elected Democrats (Omitted), AOC (A retarded Big Boobed Bartender) for POTUS.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 05:49 PM (xl8DV)

235 Mexico warns citizens that traveling to the U.S. may expose them to contaminated lettuce from Mexico

-
I guess they keep the clean stuff for themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 05:49 PM (ndZc7)

236 They keep saying "resist" which is a defensive stance, but they have been on offense for at least a decade.

It is absolutely central to the leftist worldview that they are always the underdog, the rebel, the heroic rebellion against The Man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2026 05:49 PM (UZCuZ)

237 Someone pointed out to me that toward the end of that bit, Eric Idle stopped talking because he was trying like hell not to laugh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 05:46 PM (0aYVJ)
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During the "she's a witch" scene in "Holy Grail," he had to bite his agricultural tool to keep from cracking up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:49 PM (amcLV)

238 Of course when Trump says "soccer" he's really talking about violence against women!

Posted by: Mind Reader at July 17, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

239 Offer to Canada:

We will trade you Maine for a Six Pack of Molson Golden....

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 05:50 PM (xl8DV)

240 They keep saying "resist" which is a defensive stance, but they have been on offense for at least a decade.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2026 05:47 PM (9CZQg)

You forgot that they unintentionally follow 1984 like an instruction manual . Everything is Newspeak .

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:50 PM (/WQyy)

241 There was a video awhile back where Summer Glau, Gina Torres, and Nathan Fillion were all talking about doing a new Firefly series. It might have been animated, or something, can't remember.

That'd be cool, but I haven't seen anything about it since.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

242 203 Michael Douglas never had to hurdle poop running through the Streets of San Francisco.

I wonder if anybody who only knows that show from streaming or MP3s ever thinks that show is completely made up?

They need to bring that show back just to add that bit of reality.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

hell I watch Dirty Harry nostalgically for the positive view it gives of the city and its government.

i watch rockford files and think about how different it would be if had a smartphone in his pocket

Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2026 05:51 PM (qdr3M)

243 Summer Glau. Damn, she was amazing. Hard to believe she didn't have a more amazing career.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)

She's now 44...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)

Great. Now I'm thinking of Firefly and how they barely got a season and a movie while woke dogsh*t written by r*tards gets renewed before the season is even viewed once.

Posted by: Nelly at July 17, 2026 05:51 PM (6+ehB)

244 235 Mexico warns citizens that traveling to the U.S. may expose them to contaminated lettuce from Mexico

-
I guess they keep the clean stuff for themselves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 05:49 PM (ndZc7)

Nah. Mexico shits on everything.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2026 05:51 PM (bl07w)

245 241 There was a video awhile back where Summer Glau, Gina Torres, and Nathan Fillion were all talking about doing a new Firefly series. It might have been animated, or something, can't remember.

That'd be cool, but I haven't seen anything about it since.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL WASH!

That is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (bl07w)

246 Here's a solid Mary Ann /Ginger scenario .

Farscape >>>Firefly

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (/WQyy)

247 227 English has some of the wildest rules.

Like "trans" before Atlantic and "mission" is pronounced TRANZ.

But before words like "man", "woman", "male" and "female" it's pronounced NOT.

And "cis" as the prefix to any word is always silent.

Crazy.

also, "transistor" is not the same as "trans sister".

Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (qdr3M)

248 We resist Nazis.

By walking up to somebody we don't know, calling them a "Nazi", and punching them ... if they're helpless enough.

Posted by: A Prog at July 17, 2026 05:53 PM (Fi81e)

249 If the guy in the next stall says his buhoe is bleeding and needs more TP do you:

1. hand him a few squares

2. ask him on a date

3. tell him to see a doctor about that shit

4. pretend you're deaf

Posted by: public restroom protocal at July 17, 2026 05:53 PM (UjdFS)

250 BraveAI sez:

Firefly is returning in two distinct formats: an animated television series and a new comic book series, both announced in 2026.

Animated Series Revival

An animated continuation of the cult classic is in advanced development, set to take place between the original 2002 TV run and the 2005 film Serenity.

Status: The series is in advanced development and is currently being pitched to networks or streamers, though no release date or platform has been confirmed.

New Comic Book Series

Separately, Dynamite Entertainment has launched a new Firefly comic series written by Mark Russell and illustrated by Lorenzo Re.

Release: The first issue, Firefly #1, was released in September 2026.

Plot: The story follows Captain Malcolm Reynolds struggling to keep the Serenity operational while Simon and Kaylee pose as a married couple for a heist. Promotional art suggests it may take place before the events of the Serenity film, as characters like Wash and Shepherd Book appear.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)

251 I saw Trump's Speech from last night on Cable Channel "88" today !!!!!!

The 8th letter of the alphabet is H !!!!!!!!!

So, 88 means HH !!!!!!!!!!!

HH translate into Heil Hitler (Platner Not included)

So, Trump is a BAD NAZI compared to Platner who is a "MOSTLY PEACEFUL" Type of Nazi !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 05:54 PM (xl8DV)

252 THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL WASH!

That is all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (bl07w)

I saw that, and screamed WTF!!! I almost stopped the movie right there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 05:54 PM (0aYVJ)

253 250 BraveAI sez:

Firefly is returning in two distinct formats: an animated television series and a new comic book series, both announced in 2026.

Animated Series Revival

An animated continuation of the cult classic is in advanced development, set to take place between the original 2002 TV run and the 2005 film Serenity.

Status: The series is in advanced development and is currently being pitched to networks or streamers, though no release date or platform has been confirmed.

New Comic Book Series

Separately, Dynamite Entertainment has launched a new Firefly comic series written by Mark Russell and illustrated by Lorenzo Re.

Release: The first issue, Firefly #1, was released in September 2026.

Plot: The story follows Captain Malcolm Reynolds struggling to keep the Serenity operational while Simon and Kaylee pose as a married couple for a heist. Promotional art suggests it may take place before the events of the Serenity film, as characters like Wash and Shepherd Book appear.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)

I didn't know about the comic but I was quietly excited about the animated series. I hope somebody picks it up.

Posted by: Nelly at July 17, 2026 05:55 PM (6+ehB)

254 246 Here's a solid Mary Ann /Ginger scenario .

Farscape >>>Firefly

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (/WQyy)

I can watch Firefly in a week, so I'll go with that for that reason alone.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)

255 When flying:
Alway put your shoes back on before using the lavatory.

Posted by: public restroom protocal at July 17, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)

256 I didn't know about the comic but I was quietly excited about the animated series. I hope somebody picks it up.

Posted by: Nelly at July 17, 2026 05:55 PM (6+ehB)

It also says the entire original cast will do voices, but I didn't want to hit the character limit.

Somebody should pick it up.
It's got a built-in audience that will watch at least one season.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 05:57 PM (6ydKt)

257 I heard that the guy who played Simon Tam is gay.

So maybe he's the character that's got to be gay. Or maybe post-Wash, Zoe decides she likes trans-men.

Please don't let it be Mal who decided he likes dick.

But that would probably be Jayne because who does Adam Baldwin think he is?!! Having conservative politics!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)

258 246 Here's a solid Mary Ann /Ginger scenario .

Farscape >>>Firefly

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (/WQyy)

I have Farscape on now in the background while I'm fighting with AIs.

Never seen it. I'll fully sit down and watch it some time. Very fun show.

I loved Ben and Claudia on Stargate-SG1.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b)

259 THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL WASH!

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It was either that or turn him gay.

Posted by: Modern Writing at July 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

260
Dude looks like a lady is more Meatloaf than a lady.
Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

Two google eyes stuck on Your Mom's Meatloaf would look more human and womanly attractive than that insane trans critter.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2026 05:59 PM (iJfKG)

261 254 246 Here's a solid Mary Ann /Ginger scenario .

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (/WQyy)

How long were they stranded on that island and Mary Ann and Ginger never got pregnant ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 06:00 PM (xl8DV)

262 When flying:
Alway put your shoes back on before using the lavatory.
Posted by: public restroom protocal at July 17, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)

I never remove my shoes when flying. And I wear durable athletic shoes, in the event of a hard landing that requires a long walk back to the terminal. Open toed shoes when travelling is a terrible idea.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 06:00 PM (0aYVJ)

263 Taxpaying Angelenos write big checks every year. They dump billions into homelessness services –– and the tents, needles and suffering still turn neighborhoods into obstacle courses.

Then Mayor Karen Bass drops her latest pearl of wisdom: Homeless folks use meth “to stay awake for protection on the city’s dangerous streets.”

Bless her heart.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2026 06:00 PM (O7XEN)

264
Adam Baldwin is not of the Body.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e)

265 They keep saying "resist" which is a defensive stance, but they have been on offense for at least a decade.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2026 05:47 PM (9CZQg)

In 1939 the Germans started 'resisting' into Poland.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

266 Dude looks like a lady is more Meatloaf than a lady.
Posted by: whig at July 17, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
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Lionel Ritchie would probably say he's 3 times a lady

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)

267 How long were they stranded on that island and Mary Ann and Ginger never got pregnant ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 06:00 PM (xl8DV)

Could be that Mary Ann and Ginger were lesbians.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)

268 In 1939 the Germans started 'resisting' into Poland.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)
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LOL! Noice!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)

269 Could be that Mary Ann and Ginger were lesbians.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)
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What's that got to do with anything?!

Posted by: Gilligan 10 Years On the Island at July 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)

270 Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (qdr3M)

When in doubt, blame the Brits. When the printing press started it's run, the switch from Old English written and Simplified English spoken never met in the middle.

That's how we get stupid ass spellings like the silent "w" in the word "answer." And, in protest, I pronounce the damn "w" as it was in the Old English "andswaru".

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 06:03 PM (dIske)

271 And "cis" as the prefix to any word is always silent.

Crazy.

also, "transistor" is not the same as "trans sister".
Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2026 05:52 PM (qdr3M)

The Roman Provinces of " Alpine Gaul" and "NOTAlpine Gaul" are weeping.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

272 Could be that Mary Ann and Ginger were lesbians.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)

I remember a meme where a guy says, now that I am older, Lovey Howell is a viable third option.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 06:05 PM (0aYVJ)

273 What's that got to do with anything?!

Posted by: Gilligan 10 Years On the Island at July 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)

It's got everything to do with the start of a very nice fantasy for millions of men around the world.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 06:05 PM (6ydKt)

274 Lovey was 64 years old when Gilligan's Island premiered.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 06:07 PM (/WQyy)

275 Nood media Hillary

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 06:07 PM (6ydKt)

276 America's not buying it.

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 06:09 PM (ndZc7)

277 223 I heard a couple of days ago that NOTwomen are saying they have a right to menstruate.
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That's right out of the scene in "Life of Brian" where Judith says that Stan/Loretta has the right to have babies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 05:44 PM (amcLV)

Or the scene in "Death Becomes Her," where the person before Fat Goldie Hawn in the Nutjob Support Group is a big black guy talking about how sometimes, he gets the menstrual cramps real bad...

Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)

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