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Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 08:56 PM (yEz+x) 2
Soon
Posted by: Ann at July 16, 2026 08:56 PM (K4KCe) 3
Hi.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 16, 2026 08:56 PM (qFwJc) 4
Thank you for the link!
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 08:56 PM (286+n) 5
Hrothgar mentioned he wanted to see some people arrested during the speech. Now THAT would be winning!
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 08:57 PM (286+n) 6
Good evening all!
I hope FBI raids are happening as he speaks. That would be awesome. Posted by: Jmel at July 16, 2026 08:59 PM (3TlS+) Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2026 08:59 PM (uzmqU) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 09:00 PM (u82oZ) 9
Let's go!
Posted by: Texican ette at July 16, 2026 09:00 PM (SNf74) 10
Remember when we used to get LiveBlogs?
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2026 08:59 PM (uzmqU) Yeah but, why aren't my comments showing up? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:00 PM (wVcYX) 11
"I, Donald Trump, am placing a 50% tariff on Canada's unathorized smoke exports, and filing a grievence with the United Nations for the applicable Canadian Provinces to purchase carbon credits equal to the release of green house gases due to their wild fires."
Thank You, Good Night. Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2026 09:02 PM (dIske) 12
I really hope he frequently uses the preferred pronunciation "Chy-Na."
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2026 09:02 PM (CWMF2) 13
and here we go!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:02 PM (wVcYX) 14
Watching on RAV. CBS evidently is covering it.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 16, 2026 09:02 PM (l26NL) 15
Evening all
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 16, 2026 09:02 PM (OF02a) 16
Remember when we used to get LiveBlogs?
Posted by: garrett Did we get those for Trump, or just when Ace wanted to fisk a democrat in real time? Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 09:03 PM (6HIFq) 18
I have a feeling this is going to be a looooong address.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2026 09:03 PM (CWMF2) 19
Why aren't my comments being posted?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:03 PM (viF8m) 20
Good Evening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2026 09:04 PM (wOO3z) 21
7 Yeah, but this ain't a new Sharknado
Posted by: Bete at July 16, 2026 09:04 PM (LX4y3) 22
You know, a solid Troll would do a real time posting of this speech on NBC's and ABC's "X" page.
Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2026 09:04 PM (dIske) 23
Sounds like a SOTU speech.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2026 09:04 PM (CWMF2) Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 16, 2026 09:04 PM (MNCvZ) 25
I don't get it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 09:04 PM (6HIFq) 26
No red tie.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 16, 2026 09:05 PM (l26NL) 27
I'm ready for the meat. Enough.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2026 09:05 PM (Riz8t) 28
I really miss the Trump rallies. It was so much fun to mock the press and Democrats. He's being diplomatic right now...
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:06 PM (286+n) 29
he is doing in this one speech what the bastard republicans should be focusing their efforts. We have NOTHING except no more time change
Posted by: paulnjax at July 16, 2026 09:06 PM (PPnyU) 30
He's going to declare Crows a Terrorist Organization.
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2026 09:06 PM (uzmqU) Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2026 09:06 PM (Riz8t) 32
Wanted s stronger , bolder start. This just sounds like a c campaign speech.
Then again Trump is usually right about these things. We shall see…… Posted by: Voter theater. at July 16, 2026 09:06 PM (FCPbW) 33
No red tie.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 16, 2026 09:05 PM (l26NL) I noted that too. Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:06 PM (2WIwB) 34
Now, the segue to elections.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:07 PM (wVcYX) 35
I'll check out the highlights tomorrow. Good evening.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2026 09:08 PM (ZOv7s) 36
here we go: release of election data
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:08 PM (gKWVE) 37
On to elections! Excellent.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2026 09:08 PM (Riz8t) 38
I wonder how much of Washington state's corruption willbe exposed?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:08 PM (2WIwB) 39
document release starting tonight
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX) 40
Whitehouse.gov
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (2WIwB) 41
Hello segway!!!
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (rjFy0) 42
Wheel out Jack Smith and Adam Schiff trussed up and fitted with ball gags and let the good times roll! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (6HIFq) 43
That ought to break whitehouse.gov.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (viF8m) 44
BTW...nice first Nurse!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (2WIwB) 45
China is asshoe!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (wVcYX) 46
CHINA!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:09 PM (GD0B3) 47
Deep State is asshoe!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX) 48
Now penalties for states that won't allow the Federal govt to review their election rolls and processes
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:10 PM (286+n) 49
Jmel I have a little list ... of people that will not be missed. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2026 09:00 PM (u82oZ) Before he pussed out late in life, PJ O'Rourke observed that the best part of being a conservative was *composing the enemies list*, Nixon-style. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2026 09:10 PM (iqcvy) 50
Derin devlet
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:10 PM (gKWVE) 51
COVERUP!!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:11 PM (GD0B3) 52
CBS is running the speech. Good on Bari Weiss.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:11 PM (OXYE0) 53
They served the voting machines undercooked Pangolin!
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2026 09:11 PM (uzmqU) 54
HACKED DATA!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:11 PM (GD0B3) 55
CHINA!! drink
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:11 PM (rjFy0) Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2026 09:12 PM (uzmqU) 57
CCP!!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:12 PM (GD0B3) 58
CBS basically opened their coverage by saying this speech was BS and he should be focusing on important things, not this.
Posted by: Biergood at July 16, 2026 09:12 PM (PwgSL) 59
China, China, China
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 16, 2026 09:12 PM (vlkrO) 60
Waiting for the Mike Pence equal time speech. Not really, going to bed, in spite of freaking out here about making ABC and NBC carry it. Trump I can handle live for just so long. Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 09:12 PM (Y8DZL) 61
tell us how they bought BIden!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3) 62
Trump should bring up Tina Peters!
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:13 PM (rjFy0) 63
Unseat Mitch McChao. DO IT
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:13 PM (gKWVE) 64
INFLUENCE US BUSINESS LEADERS!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3) 65
This level of meddling...an act of war?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:13 PM (2WIwB) 66
JOURNALISTS BRIBED!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m) 68
OK, are we placing nukes in Taiwan ??
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3) 69
I want a list of those paid articles. Not that we can shame the "journalists" but they should be discredited.
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (286+n) Posted by: David French at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (gKWVE) 71
Chinese shots around!1
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (rjFy0) 72
For me, Trump is very listenable-to, unlike, say, Barry. Sure, Trump needs a cough drop and maybe someone to keep him on track, but at least he doesn't sound like he's scolding you for being American.
Posted by: RandomDave at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (aJQbY) 73
MANUFACTURE ILLEGAL BALLOTS!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3) 74
Wait, what? ABC and NBC forced to carry it? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (mmrXZ) 75
MASSAGE!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (j+aD2) 77
A shadow government???
That is absolute fucking treason! Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB) 78
Bless you for providing this for us, Ace.
Posted by: Wenda at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (dXRTU) 79
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (OXYE0) 80
Don't see any docs at whitehouse.gov.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (CWMF2) 81
Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:15 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Robert Kraft at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (wOO3z) 83
Barack Hussein Obama
mm mmm mm Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (gKWVE) 84
I can't watch it - I appreciate all these updates!
Posted by: 496 at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (sOtuf) 85
Ballots for Biden from Chy-na!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (l26NL) 86
Uh-oh. They didn't burn the evidence. Obama rubbing his nose right about now? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (mmrXZ) 87
Anyone who came in late, like me: you can safely skip to 01:30:00 in the video. Before that is just non-Trump talking heads yammering away.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (IG3/x) 88
Now it's working. Phew
Posted by: 496 at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (sOtuf) 89
Criminal charges against these people
... like BHO? Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (gKWVE) 90
Trump: "If you take a look behind me on the screen you can see the FBI surrounding John Brennan's house..."
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (ikSmX) 91
The flag behind him says WAR!! All arrows.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (3ZVqj) 92
Kiss my ass Brian in New Orleans.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (viF8m) 93
Electronic voting machines and ballot counting machines are asshoe!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (wVcYX) 94
MACHINES EXPOSED!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (GD0B3) 95
I want frog suits.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (wOO3z) 96
hope this doesn't blow the margins
whitehouse.gov/election-integrity Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (gKWVE) 97
Trump is be layering about Presdent Bidum and shroud bedspread now
. Trump is tryering t we o hurts my bank pred d ent. Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (VR8N0) 98
Trump is easy to listen to. He speaks to Americans and without the scrubbed, nuanced, and focus group approved slogans.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (2WIwB) 99
Hey, just because someone was able to hack it over the air in realtime doesn't mean they're insecure! That was a feature, not a bug!
Posted by: RandomDave at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (aJQbY) 100
MASSAGE!
Posted by: runner Ready! Posted by: Robert Kraft at July 16, 2026 09:16 PM (wOO3z) Chakras at the ready! Posted by: Al Gore at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (wVcYX) 101
"Vulnerable" isn't necessarily hacked. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (mmrXZ) 102
The Dems are saying "fraud, old news, Epstein, fascist, pedo, climate change"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (OXYE0) 103
CYBER THREAT AIMED AT HEART OF OUR DEMOCRACY!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (GD0B3) 104
"My fellow Americans... The hangings begin in five minutes."
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (IhL8c) 105
Mary's hitting the turpentine extra hard tonight.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (ikSmX) 106
Aha, Maduro election was hacked. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (mmrXZ) 107
Yes! Maduro!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (viF8m) 108
there's documents. a zip file
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:19 PM (gKWVE) 109
72 For me, Trump is very listenable-to, unlike, say, Barry. Sure, Trump needs a cough drop and maybe someone to keep him on track, but at least he doesn't sound like he's scolding you for being American.
Posted by: RandomDave at July 16, 2026 09:14 PM (aJQbY) Same for me! I could not stand to that pretentious asshole Barry. Trump seems normal. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2026 09:19 PM (edUvp) 110
Katlin Collins today to Karoline Leavitt .. Will the President announce name of people who will be locked up?
Uh why yes Katlin good question Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:19 PM (rjFy0) 111
How'd we get to Michigan all of a sudden? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:19 PM (mmrXZ) 112
FRAUD IN MICHIGAN!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:19 PM (GD0B3) 113
Voter Registration Orgs are asshoe!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (wVcYX) 114
That's my home town! Muskegon, Michigan!
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (ikSmX) Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (j+aD2) 116
How'd we get to Michigan all of a sudden?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, You take the exit off I-80... Posted by: Josephistan at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (FLx59) 117
PAY, PLAY AND CHEAT!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (GD0B3) 118
How'd we get to Michigan all of a sudden?
Having taken power again, Democrats want to make sure Michigan does not go to Republicans again. Not that Michigan Republicans particularly want to be in power anyway. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (sk9DV) 119
OVER 250,000 NON-CITIZENS ARE ILLEGALLY REGISTERED TO VOTE IN JUST THE FOUR STATES FOR WHICH PUBLIC DATA FILES HAVE BEEN REVIEWED.
State election officials in California, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Nevada Posted by: gKWVE opened the pdf at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (gKWVE) 120
That's my home town! Muskegon, Michigan!
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (ikSmX) ...you are famous now... Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (GD0B3) 121
How'd we get to Michigan all of a sudden?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:19 PM (mmrXZ) It appears to be the state we have the best documentation of criminal behavior in, at the moment. Posted by: the lower depths at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (Yh7zv) Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (4HoLg) 123
Uncleaned state voter rolls in Blue states are asshoe!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (wVcYX) 124
Wait!
You're telling me that Biden didn't really get 81M legit votes? Really? I'm gobsmacked. Butter my butt and call me a muffin! Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (MNCvZ) 125
105 Mary's hitting the turpentine extra hard tonight.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (ikSmX) you owe me a monitor lmao. btw Who is Mary? Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (rjFy0) 126
What are we going to do for Nov? can it be fixed by midterms?
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (286+n) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (sk9DV) 128
I've been saying for years that Michigan is a captive state.
Lord only knows how it went to Trump in 2024. But praise him for that. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (ikSmX) 129
Dems are saying "fraud, old news, Epstein, fascist, pedo, climate change"
Posted by: Smell the Glove ============= I bet the MSM legal experts might breathe heavily when they see the documents. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (mmrXZ) 130
DEAD PEOPLE ARE ACTIVE!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3) 131
Damn, Mary.
You're hitting the sauce pretty hard, aren't you? Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:23 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: United Appeal for the Dead at July 16, 2026 09:23 PM (sk9DV) 134
Martial Law!! Martial Law!! Do It!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:23 PM (rjFy0) 135
That's my home town! Muskegon, Michigan!
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM No kidding? My cousin was the priest at Muskegon's Greek Orthodox church. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:23 PM (Wnv9h) 136
REVOCATION OF LICENSES !
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:23 PM (GD0B3) 137
now you are talking! take away their licenses!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:24 PM (GD0B3) 138
Li'l nod to California's slow-ass system. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:24 PM (mmrXZ) 139
Col. Trump is drawing a line in the sand at the Alamo now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:24 PM (wVcYX) 140
People's Republic , you screwed.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3) 141
This guy doesn't age. I love our president. So lucky to live in America.
Fck you, Brandon. Drool off into the sunset, you demented diseased circus monkey. Posted by: fly gal at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (00Rtw) 142
I wish the agencies had already started the investigations. I guess couldn't risk deep state interference.
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (286+n) 143
114 That's my home town! Muskegon, Michigan!
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:20 PM (ikSmX) +++++++++++ If memory serves, the cheating was so obvious and blatant that the Michigan State Police opened a all encompassing investigation that was initiated due to the number of votes in Muskegon exceeding the number of registered voters. They had a solid base and intitial investigation....AND THEN...the FBI took over the investigation claiming jurisdiction, and it disappeared. Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (dIske) 144
Muskegon . . . The gateway to Ludington
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (4HoLg) 145
Every time I hear him say "hangings" or "firing squads" I take a drink.
Still sober, nearly 8 years now. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (IhL8c) 146
That's my home town! Muskegon, Michigan!
I grew up in Oceana and Newaygo County. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:22 PM (sk9DV) --- Well, we moved out to Eggelston Twp. After the scammers did a eminent domain scam on several blocks of houses and bought my folks out dirt cheap. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (ikSmX) 147
NTD News has speech live.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (yEz+x) 148
The subhuman bitch on MSNow started breaking into the speech to interpret it for her retarded viewers.
CBS just did that too now. WOW! Bloodlines. Entire bloodlines.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 16, 2026 09:25 PM (Sco7b) 149
I forgot and now have to catch up!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (hzuYO) 150
Wonder if Jared Polis and Josh Shapiro will go along with this. They don't want antisemites to take over their party.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (gKWVE) 151
man, CNN and MSPMC aren't even covering it...so, just fox and Newsmax, and the other 2 I don't have?
Posted by: zigggggy at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (EDeJ/) 152
Four months to clean things up before mid-terms.
Congress is asshoe for not passing Save America Act! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (wVcYX) 153
"Your candidates are so pathetic. " Applies to both parties. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (mmrXZ) 154
"SAVE AMERICA ACT: How easy is that to do unless you want to cheat?"
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (gKWVE) 155
He's calling the Democrats cheaters! wouldn't it be a miracle if he could shame them into passing the SAVE act?
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (286+n) 156
November elections are going to be hilarious. SCOTUS will be busy
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (vlkrO) 157
Just saw a piece about how Tom Tillis says he will do anything he can to block the SAVE act. He's out, he doesn't give a shit about hiding his true face anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (edUvp) 158
seriously, who the fk watches broadcast TV and does not just stream ? it's like landline phones, who has those ??
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (GD0B3) 159
Not a word about Georgia. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (mmrXZ) 160
Call your asshoe Congress critters and DEMAND they pass the Save America Act!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (wVcYX) 161
Well, we moved out to Eggelston Twp. After
I never understood the township thing in Michigan. And my mother was a township clerk. They were like mini-counties that no one paid any attention to and whose buildings looked like they were all built in the nineteenth centuryif they even had one. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (sk9DV) 162
BooYa!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (wVcYX) 163
Born in South Haven, moved from there to FL in 2019.
From Whitmer to Desantis. I do miss Lake Michigan, so much. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (IhL8c) 164
seriously, who the fk watches broadcast TV and does not just stream ? it's like landline phones, who has those ??
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (GD0B3) Me. I get it free with my internet fiber. Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (rbvCR) 165
That's "THOM", you timewasting peasant. Fuck you.
Posted by: Thom Tillis at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (gKWVE) 166
That was unbelievable. This is a big moment in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (viF8m) 167
@159...good point
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (vlkrO) 168
30 minutes, tight and exact.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (rbvCR) 169
Well I wish there was more actual evidence presented, but I understand how that has to come later.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (edUvp) 170
Polling places will be monitored by the National Guard. BTW Jim (Ohio State Wersteling Champ) Jordan has been all over Gateway Pundit today. Kickin ASS!!! Hello Jimmy about time!!
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (rjFy0) 171
Mary's hitting the turpentine extra hard tonight.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:18 PM (ikSmX) you owe me a monitor lmao. btw Who is Mary? Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:21 PM (rjFy0) --- "Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt ", post 97. Which, I believe, like "The Paolo" is a community sock for a crazed, incoherent lib lady. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (ikSmX) 172
Nothing about Iran either. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (mmrXZ) 173
I'm shocked Trump stopped before 30 minutes. That's a telegraph message, for him.
Posted by: Texican ette at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (SNf74) 174
seriously, who the fk watches broadcast TV and does not just stream ?
I watch broadcast TVbut by streaming. I have an Over-the-Air DVR; tell it to record what I want, and then I can watch it on my TV, my phone, my computer, whatever. And whenever. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (sk9DV) 175
So the 220 million voter files that China has accessed must be pretty close to all of them, I think.
Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (vSvIl) 176
Not a word about Georgia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (mmrXZ) woo woo! Posted by: The Pips at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (wVcYX) 177
164 seriously, who the fk watches broadcast TV and does not just stream ? it's like landline phones, who has those ??
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (GD0B3) Me. I get it free with my internet fiber. Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (rbvCR) _________________________ You do realize that some of us mountain folk still only have DSL, right? Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (dIske) 178
November elections are going to be hilarious. SCOTUS will be busy
Posted by: occam's brassiere No standing! Posted by: John "Closet Skeletons" Roberts at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (VHUov) 179
166 That was unbelievable. This is a big moment in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM For those that saw it. Punishments need to be vicious. Man, I'm in a mood. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (Sco7b) 180
Polling places will be monitored by the National Guard. BTW Jim (Ohio State Wersteling Champ) Jordan has been all over Gateway Pundit today. Kickin ASS!!! Hello Jimmy about time!!
Posted by: Teleprompter Rolled up sleeves and all. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (wOO3z) 181
Damnit, no public executions
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (y+4oH) 182
Well I wish there was more actual evidence presented, but I understand how that has to come later. Posted by: Tom Servo ============ Documents incoming. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (mmrXZ) 183
I agree with what the President said, but...Paper ballots ,or this is all theater.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (ehoYw) 184
92 Kiss my ass Brian in New Orleans.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:17 PM (viF8m) Yeah I was puzzled by his adamant stance too. But then I don't get Maturbating Pete or Boulder Terlit Hobo's mental illness either. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (xcxpd) 185
We Michiganders should just stage a coup. A.H. Lloyd will be amazed when he wakes up to discover he's Dear Leader. Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (Y8DZL) 186
Nothing about Iran either.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (mmrXZ) He lumped them in with China and Russia and a couple other asshoe nations. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (wVcYX) 187
I still remember the night of the 2020 election the vote counting froze at 12 AM and three hours later it was a landslide for Biden.
So Obvious that a MAJOR SCAM OCCURRED ..... Posted by: Jackson K. at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ppijb) 188
So the 220 million voter files that China has accessed must be pretty close to all of them, I think. Posted by: Methos ============= Fucking insane. Like they went to all fifty states. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (mmrXZ) 189
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:29 PM (mmrXZ)
Didn't need to be nothing about Iran. More annoying is that Georgia wasn't noted here. There are a few PDFs on whitehouse.gov but not much raw data. Maybe DataRepublican is getting that. Also what's with "vacation" being an excuse not to vote. Your civic duty is to vote so you owe it to be there if you can do so possibly. Or just blow off the election because you clearly would rather be buttfucking cabana bois in St. Lucia. Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (gKWVE) 190
Well, we moved out to Eggelston Twp. After
I never understood the township thing in Michigan. And my mother was a township clerk. They were like mini-counties that no one paid any attention to and whose buildings looked like they were all built in the nineteenth century—if they even had one. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM (sk9DV) --- Apparently some kind of syndicate was big in Eggelston. People disappeared, including the community librarian's undercover cop son who was hot on a major drug bust. Gone. IIRC, he called the wrong person. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (ikSmX) 191
So is this a Something Will Happen?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (2Ez/1) 192
I want video of all the deep staters being arrested in 3am swatting raids. The process is the punishment. Treason!
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (286+n) 193
We need to make China very, very poor.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3) 194
*not to vote in person
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (gKWVE) 195
I havent watched Fox News in ages, but that was the easiest way to see the speech in my hotel room.
When did they hire Jackie Gleason? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (sk9DV) 196
He lumped them in with China and Russia and a couple other asshoe nations. Posted by: Count de Monet ============== Yeah , I meant nothing about airstrikes and that sort of thing , but i'm fine with it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (mmrXZ) 197
I watched in real time on PBS, streaming.
Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (RCjYY) 198
Which we are kinda doing now. In many different ways.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3) 199
that was amazing
and more to come! also we’ve been bombing Iran since like noon EST no reason to muddy up this speech with that Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2026 09:33 PM (j+aD2) Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 09:33 PM (N7OEF) 201
Yeah I was puzzled by his adamant stance too.
But then I don't get Maturbating Pete or Boulder Terlit Hobo's mental illness either. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Brian claimed he worked in the Louisiana government having something to do with the voting machines. And I think he had a internet comment automated trigger whenever anyone mentioned a certain company that he would instantly pop up to deny, deny, deny, anything casting doubt of that company and voting machine legitimacy. Posted by: whig at July 16, 2026 09:34 PM (E4rtv) 202
Michigan led coup? I’m in!
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 16, 2026 09:34 PM (sj7aD) 203
His usual strategery. Trump throws out the bait. When the Dems react...
Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2026 09:34 PM (Q+gd/) 204
At this point I'm pretty much thinking the other half of the planet needs to be scraped away and tossed into space. Elon needs to invent a Borg weapon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2026 09:34 PM (S41Gd) 205
"Your candidates are so pathetic. " Applies to both parties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:26 PM (mmrXZ) --- And thus to the entirety of America who has to pick through the dumpster. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:34 PM (ikSmX) 206
That was unbelievable. This is a big moment in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2026 09:28 PM For those that saw it. Punishments need to be vicious. Man, I'm in a mood. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (Sco7b) There needs to be some very public arrests...with very solid evidence so some fucktard doesn't walk on bullshit bail. Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB) 207
Good speech -- disciplined -- and less repetitive than usual.
Sadly, we all know that any attempt by Trump's Administration to clean-up election fraud in the blue shithole states will be met with serial lawsuits by those states -- along with US District Clown Judge rulings forbidding ANY election reform -- and they'll use Lawfare to keep such reforms tied-up in the Courts for decades. Posted by: ShainS -- He of the Unnecessary Vowels! at July 16, 2026 09:35 PM (9EFgU) 208
So is this a Something Will Happen? Posted by: I gotta ask ================== I think he almost said that president obama's name was on these burn orders that woopsie weren't executed. So, nothing domestically , but he might be a little harsher with china. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:35 PM (mmrXZ) 209
191 So is this a Something Will Happen?
_-_ I think Something Will Happen, but will it matter? In-person voting seems to be on the agenda, but we also need paper ballots...that are not allowed to be destroyed until after the dust settles...whatever that turns out to mean as a practical matter. Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 16, 2026 09:35 PM (ehoYw) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 16, 2026 09:35 PM (ftFVW) 211
Yeah , I meant nothing about airstrikes and that sort of thing , but i'm fine with it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (mmrXZ) there are airstrikes, IRGC is being cut off in Bandar Abbas, all their supply lines are gone, probably part of securing Hormuz Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:36 PM (GD0B3) 212
188
So the 220 million voter files that China has accessed must be pretty close to all of them, I think. Posted by: Methos Voting files are public records of a sort with some information redacted upon release. But anyone with any serious computing power and access to other commercial databases can fill the redacted information like social security numbers, phone numbers, email pretty easily using standard database matching techniques. The same techniques I suspect that Fedgov is using--a combination of commercial databases with federal ones to suss out illegally registered voters, dead voters, voter info matches in multiple states, and so on. Posted by: whig at July 16, 2026 09:36 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: The Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen at July 16, 2026 09:36 PM (ikSmX) Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 09:36 PM (lCppi) 215
One of Hochul's people was prosecuted (hung jury as I recall) for being a Chinese agent. Wonder if she was part of it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:37 PM (OXYE0) 216
We need to make China very, very poor.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3) I do believe you misspelled extinct. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2026 09:37 PM (S41Gd) 217
I think Something Will Happen, but will it matter? In-person voting seems to be on the agenda, but we also need paper ballots...that are not allowed to be destroyed until after the dust settles...whatever that turns out to mean as a practical matter.
Posted by: Don in SoCo Already law that locales must keep election data for almost two years after, longer if litigation exists which is why the 2020 Georgia ballots, etc. in Fulton Cty are still around to be investigated. Posted by: whig at July 16, 2026 09:38 PM (E4rtv) 218
Punishments need to be vicious.
--------- Agreed Stateless. Straight-up Serial Treason that should be met with Swift Executions. F*ck all these m*therf*cking traitors! Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 16, 2026 09:38 PM (9EFgU) 219
yeah and just today CNN reporter Kaitlin Collins asked Karoline Leavitt "Will the president announce the names of people who will be arrested"
guilty as sin......... Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:38 PM (rjFy0) 220
I think we will get our theater all right, but like electing a republican house and senate, much pressure must be brought to bear for it to mean anything.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 16, 2026 09:39 PM (ehoYw) 221
Did he declare war on Canadia for smoking us out?
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2026 09:39 PM (YwEeS) 222
We Michiganders should just stage a coup.
A.H. Lloyd will be amazed when he wakes up to discover he's Dear Leader. Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (Y8DZL) --- I'll await his orders. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:39 PM (ikSmX) 223
Cliff’s Notes on the president’s address? Salient points, erudite comments, snide remarks?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2026 09:39 PM (Jexy3) 224
Well, nuts. My X account has been suspended for "inauthentic activity" (which could mean one of a list of things I haven't done, but I'm supposed to guess which). And the automated reply, while acknowledging my success with the captcha, still thinks I'm fake.
So I can't post or like, and apparently I can't see the "Following" tab which was the only one I looked at. I guess I liked one too may of ace's posts or something. Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2026 09:40 PM (vSvIl) 225
So the 220 million voter files that China has accessed must be pretty close to all of them, I think.
Posted by: Methos ============= Fucking insane. Like they went to all fifty states. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (mmrXZ) *** Hell, here in WA state they probably gave their chinese masters the complete list willingly. Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:40 PM (2WIwB) 226
NOW MOTHERFUCKINGHAMPSTERFUCKERS!
Posted by: nurse ratched I saw MOTHERFUCKINGHAMPSTERFUCKERS open for iamthemorning at Space in 2023. https://youtu.be/TmNR7BfO2KE Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2026 09:40 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2026 09:40 PM (vDZgA) 228
Sadly, we all know that any attempt by Trump's Administration to clean-up election fraud in the blue shithole states will be met with serial lawsuits by those states -- along with US District Clown Judge rulings forbidding ANY election reform -- and they'll use Lawfare to keep such reforms tied-up in the Courts for decades.
Posted by: ShainS Actually, states resisting having been losing at a pretty good clip in federal court as it is statutory law via HAVA on purging voting rolls and states cannot invoke privacy to deny the fedgov access when a state gives the same information to third parties or ngos like the states have done. Posted by: whig at July 16, 2026 09:40 PM (E4rtv) 229
211 Yeah , I meant nothing about airstrikes and that sort of thing , but i'm fine with it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 16, 2026 09:32 PM (mmrXZ) there are airstrikes, IRGC is being cut off in Bandar Abbas, all their supply lines are gone, probably part of securing Hormuz Took out a bridge going all WWII on their AZZ... Trump talking about "boots on the ground" today Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:41 PM (rjFy0) 230
We Michiganders should just stage a coup.
A.H. Lloyd will be amazed when he wakes up to discover he's Dear Leader. Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 09:31 PM (Y8DZL) --- I'll await his orders. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:39 PM (ikSmX) Well you can start by invading dearborn. That the women and children, slaughter the men. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2026 09:41 PM (S41Gd) 231
must keep election data
_-_ Paper is not perfect, but harder to manipulate. Election data on an electronic storage device - much easier. Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 16, 2026 09:41 PM (ehoYw) 232
er..take the women and children
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (S41Gd) 233
Isn't Mich Sec of State running for governor? Nice to see this put a crimp in her campaign
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (OXYE0) 234
Four months to clean things up before mid-terms.
Congress is asshoe for not passing Save America Act! ------ It's less than 4 months--the Supremes will be involved in regard to the actions that need to take place. *Every* *single* *member* of Congress that doesn't move to pass that is the *enemy* of our constitutional republic. Posted by: Crusader at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (Cjcf6) 235
Didn't need to be nothing about Iran.
More annoying is that Georgia wasn't noted here. There are a few PDFs on whitehouse.gov but not much raw data. Maybe DataRepublican is getting that. Also what's with "vacation" being an excuse not to vote. Your civic duty is to vote so you owe it to be there if you can do so possibly. Or just blow off the election because you clearly would rather be buttfucking cabana bois in St. Lucia. Posted by: gKWVE ======= FBI report on Georgia is due tomorrow. But Trump is not going to release information if charges are about to drop as the indictments will speak for themselves. Posted by: whig at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (ftFVW) 237
For war news, I scan the "live updates" of The Jerusalem Post and the Times of Israel.
They have a vested interest in detailed, timely war reporting, in my experience, that U.S. media usually doesn't have. Even FOX News doesn't cover the Iran war in anything like the same amount of detail. I like the Institute for the Study of War also. But they don't usually get their analysis out there as fast as the Israeli press. Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2026 09:43 PM (RCjYY) 238
yeah and just today CNN reporter Kaitlin Collins asked Karoline Leavitt "Will the president announce the names of people who will be arrested"
Ms Collins, please keep your seat at the end of this press conference. Some people here want to talk to you. Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB) 239
Call your asshoe Congress critters and DEMAND they pass the Save America Act!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:27 PM (wVcYX) ----------- Here in AZ, we have a Great Patriot CongressCritter (former Navy SEAL) Eli Crane. Our two asshoe Senators are, of course, bought and paid for by The ChiComms and Cartels. "Maricopa County: Stealing Elections Since (Probably) 1912!" I was disappoint that Trump didn't reference AZ nor Maricopa and Pima Counties ... Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (9EFgU) 240
> You do realize that some of us mountain folk still only have DSL, right?
Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2026 09:30 PM (dIske) No Starlink? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (IG3/x) 241
I'm flipping around and see that Hannity is covering the flooding in Texas. Before that he had Gen. Kellogg on regarding Iran. Nothing on the speech!
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (3ImbR) 242
Good address.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (DQ4Ez) 243
I sincerely hope this makes a difference. 25 years ago it might have.
Not black-pilling, just trying to be realistic. Because the alternative is bad. Posted by: RI Red at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (30Gj0) 244
If they have the money trail for those articles and they lead to a foreign country, isn't that at a minimum illegal for not registering as an agent??
Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (286+n) 245
Isn't Mich Sec of State running for governor? Nice to see this put a crimp in her campaign
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (OXYE0) --- You want to know what's funny about that? She's the only person in Michigan who can order any kind of recount of state elections! No doubt the Dems will line up a succession of Sos - Governor pipeline. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (ikSmX) 246
Actually Trump aint going nowhere! Tonights disclosure is a segway into 'Fuck elections I am El Presidente
Posted by: Teleprompter Guy at July 16, 2026 09:44 PM (rjFy0) 247
er..take the women and children
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Take them far away. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 16, 2026 09:42 PM (ftFVW) Yup, like a few land masses away. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2026 09:45 PM (S41Gd) 248
190 Well, we moved out to Eggelston Twp. After
I never understood the township thing in Michigan. And my mother was a township clerk. They were like mini-counties that no one paid any attention to and whose buildings looked like they were all built in the nineteenth century—if they even had one. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair Northwest Ordinance of 1787 and reenacted by the first Congress. Set up townships as the basic organizational blocs for land sales and funding public schools. Brave AI summary, "The basic unit of this survey was the township, defined as a square area measuring six miles on each side, totaling 36 square miles. Each township was subdivided into 36 sections, with each section containing 640 acres (one square mile). A key provision of this system was the reservation of Section 16 in every township specifically for the support of public education, establishing an early precedent for state-funded schooling" Posted by: whig at July 16, 2026 09:45 PM (E4rtv) 249
NBC had three commies explaining how the FBI said the 2020 election was legit. Of course they failed to mention how corrupt Biden’s FBI was.
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