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Mallory's all grown up now. She turned into Alex.


Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman


- First comedy and satire was targeted. The elements that keep a society largely in check.

- Next was masculinity. Men were shamed as "toxic" for being manly.

- Then it was women who complain, and they were labeled "Karens."

So if appropriate mockery is out, the most ridiculous concepts actually see the light of day.

If men aren't permitted to defend what they know they should, the most harmful and dangerous concepts see the light of day.

And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day.

Comedy, satire, mockery, masculinity, and female wisdom.

Restore it all now.

Via Instapundit, Kurt Schlichter calls a spade a spade.

I don't know what that blasphemous little imp's secret is, but he's got one. Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't ever want to see his browser history, and I'd sooner have somebody from The Lincoln Project babysit my kid. It's just a vibe, but there are rumors out there, and unfortunately, no one has shared the specifics with me. I don't know exactly what they are, but we have no moral obligation to default to a presumption of normality regarding Democrat Senate candidates this cycle. After all, we just lived through Der Platnerdämmerung.

Is it related to his gender ambiguity? He's already famous for apologizing for his white male identity. Well, let's just say we can be pretty confident that Talarico has never beaten up or assaulted one of the many ex-girlfriends he's tried to convince us were his girlfriends. This is because, to the extent they actually ever were his girlfriends, they all look like they can kick his butt. And he looks like he might dig that.

Let's call out the pink donkey in the room. There's widespread speculation that the guy is in the closet, and anybody who's lived a few years has known guys in the closet, and well, this dude gives off vibes like he's in the closet. I don't know if he's in the closet. I do know that if he is in the closet, he should have come out and been honest about who he was. If he's lying about that, what else is he lying about?

All of my concerns about mentally-ill men obsessed with possessing women's bodies hanging out in women's rooms are instantly dispelled!

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Jihadist communist AG of Michigan Keith Ellison: Everyone needs "gender affirming care," especially straight "cis" people.

Keith Ellison claims straight people use 'gender-affirming care,' calls tax-funded police 'socialism'

"Cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time," Ellison said.

You can tell he doesn't mean it because Islamist clerics haven't issued a fatwa against him.


Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison has come under a flurry of criticism in recent days after a pair of comments about socialism and so-called "gender-affirming care." In both cases, Ellison was attempting to stretch the meaning of both words.

During a June 29 appearance on an LGBT talk show, Ellison discussed "gender-affirming care" and claimed that it is not exclusive to transgender people, saying that "cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time."

Ellison explained that he believes a man using erectile dysfunction medication, a woman receiving reconstructive surgery after a double mastectomy, or a woman with hair loss wearing a wig are all practicing "gender-affirming care."

...

Speaking to the talk show hosts, the attorney general argued that a double standard exists which penalizes transgender people for seeking out methods to change their appearance. Ellison said he believes this double standard is "bigotry."

...

"You call the cops, guess who pays them? Your tax dollars," Ellison said. "Guess what that is? That's socialism, pal! Sorry. You don't contract for your own private police department or fire department or water inspection or public works."


Joy Reid is a nasty racist clownwhore.

Alex Christy
@alexchristy17

Former MSNBC crazy person Joy Reid is now a podcasting crazy person, "I hope you guys had a fabulous weekend where you definitely had a better week then the Republican Caucus in the United States Senate because hell opened its doors for at least one more... there is a thing that happens when people die who are not good people and who've done a lot of bad, but the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives."


Candace Owens has a new theory, and I'm not joking: She wonders if Bibi Netanyahu ordered Charlie Kirk to kill her, and when he refused, Netanyahu then put out the contract on Charlie Kirk.

Ben Shapiro is skeptical. He thinks the toxic Cluster-B attention whore might just be itchy for attention.

Brad Polumbo
@brad_polumbo

Ah, yes, because if Israel wanted to kill Candace Owens, they would definitely call Charlie Kirk on the phone and ask him for permission.

Then, once he says no, and they're, of course, bound by that edict, they would stage an elaborate fake assassination of HIM.

That's definitely how secret government assassinations work.

This level of narcissism and delusion is not even funny anymore.

Notice that Candace Owens, just like a psychopathic stalker, cannot stop attempting to associate herself with the object of her obsession, Charlie Kirk. She wants the names "Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk" indelibly linked forever, as if they were married.

Psychopaths often do this. Ask John Lennon's assassin about his belief that Lennon had stolen his identity and taken his place.

Ben Shapiro has done some of his own mommysleuthing, and has a new theory: Did Candace Owens murdered the man she felt spurned by and was obsessed with, Charlie Kirk?

Hey he's just asking questions.

Cinema Shogun
@CinemaShogun


OMG 😂

Ben Shapiro mimics Candace Owens "investigation" style‼️

He's better at this than she is and unlike her he actually brought receipts.

Candace has admitted that she sometimes blacks out for days on end.

Goes on entire "vacations" that she doesn't even remember.

Could it be possible that Candace "blacked out" for a few days while helping Tyler Robinson plan Charlie Kirk's assassination?

She's never once offered to provide the metadata to prove where she was that day.

And oddly enough the FBI never even tried to interview Candace so they could get her alibi.

It feels like Ben Shapiro is the only one truly investigating this.


And what's up with her gay beard "husband," anyway? Just asking questions.

Nick Matau
@nick_matau

Jul 10

🚨 Ben Shapiro just tore into Candace Owens over one of the strangest stories about her!

She barely knew her husband.
Never went on a date.
Never talked about the future.
Got engaged 18 days later.

Ben: "We're not stupid."

We don't know-know but we know.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:22 PM




Comments

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1 w4vtg4vg4

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

2
Honestly, I'm not trying to do this. It just keeps happening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

3 Ha! Good for you. I read content.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:23 PM (Dd38x)

4 Talarico gives off it puts the lotion on its skin vibes more so than gay vibes to me although he is probably a friend of Dorothy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2026 05:24 PM (q2usZ)

5 The problem with "female wisdom" online is that too much of it was coming from bitter 50 year olds who failed to catch Chad, and from lesbians. These women never had a stake in the next generation.
Actual female wisdom was related in families, which the Karens didn't form.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE)

6 oh, I know that we know know!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)

7 Justine Bateman is a gem!

She’s got it exactly right.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (9SFUq)

8 I will have to disagree a bit with Mallory.

The Karen trope is not about the role of elder women to instruct and police younger women to teach them propriety. It is much younger, and the role of older family members and mentors in women's life was intentionally eroded by feminism in the 70s or earlier.

The modern Karen is about pseudo moral officiousness of the leftist women let loose in society.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

9 I wonder just how long the next civil war will last; hours, days, or weeks.

These people are insane. And we're letting them roam free.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 05:26 PM (jehhT)

10 Sorry Justine but "Karens" is not about women making legitimate complaints.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (YwEeS)

11 Comedy, satire, mockery, masculinity, and female wisdom.

One of these things is not like the others? Can you guess?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (wVcYX)

12 And it's going to get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:27 PM (wOO3z)

13 "I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't ever want to see his browser history, and I'd sooner have somebody from The Lincoln Project babysit my kid."

That there is some next-level cruelty.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at July 15, 2026 05:28 PM (cSmE1)

14
When everyone is getting gender-affirming care, no one is getting gender-affirming care.

Which is to say, when any woman is putting on lipstick or any man is swallowing a Viagra, no illegal alien in prison for murder is getting free breast implants and hormones so he can get transferred to the women's prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (mmrXZ)

15 >>>And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day.

Calm down, Karen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (TG0A4)

16 Lots blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (nDXEV)

17 Wow, Joy Reid really is a nasty subhuman piece of crap.

It's so hot here in my part of Ontario yet I haven't seen one woman take off her top and bra and go topless to beat the heat.

What the hell did those feminists fight and die for decades ago?

Well, sue, whine and bitch...?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (Sco7b)

18 Battle lines are being drawn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:29 PM (wOO3z)

19 So this particular synopsis writer for Netflix is a black woman, I see.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

20 MAGA Melei defeats Starmer the Terror in the World Cup ... 2-1 on late goals by Argentina.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2026 05:30 PM (vbXSk)

21 Jihadist communist AG of Michigan Keith Ellison: Everyone needs "gender affirming care," especially straight "cis" people.
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He's not one of the Three Witches of Michigan, Ace.

Dana Nessel is our AG.

Check your content.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (HcfrK)

22 I don't know nuthin about streaming no services.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (nDXEV)

23 "Platnerdämmerung" is a good one.
I actually think Talarico is straight although he might have sipped on the beefstick once in college. Plenty of soyboys in his agegroup and social-circle.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE)

24 >>>And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day.

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (wVcYX)

25
It's possible that Justine was called a Karen for trying to dispense some common sense. Or for giving some idiot a well-deserved hectoring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (mmrXZ)

26 The problem with "female wisdom" online is that too much of it was coming from bitter 50 year olds who failed to catch Chad, and from lesbians. These women never had a stake in the next generation.
Actual female wisdom was related in families, which the Karens didn't form.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE)

That's why feminism's early goals, even before man hating was to get young women away from the home into work in the cities and away from family influence.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (uhVAy)

27
It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world ... but for w4vtg4vg4?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (pSoGj)

28 19 So this particular synopsis writer for Netflix is a black woman, I see.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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A historically ignorant one--Hattie won an academy award for her performance in it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

29 For more about black lives search black lives matter ? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (FtULh)

30 If you've ever had a "conversation" with a schizophrenic or dementia patient, you know what listening to Candace Owens is like.

/wears maroon shirt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (RIvkX)

31
Was Charlie Kirk the Tel Aviv Candidate?

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (HcfrK)

32 Yes, “female wisdom” and “masculinity “ have been corrupted as concepts for years.

The kind of female wisdom she may be referring to is the kind that tells kids/teens to knock it off or don’t be foolish. Something like, say, some smarts kids at the park harassing wildlife or teen girls who think it’s cool to get blackout drunk with strangers. The “are you crazy? Just stop!” kind of quick reality-check type of comment, not the now common shrill, lefty woman who wants to lecture you.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (9SFUq)

33 Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico.


I am so tired of seeing his lame a$$ fake commercial on the TV. It shows him shopping in a fake supermarket, carrying a fake shopping bag with no people around and no cars parked in front. He goes on and on about how he single-handedly took on big pharma or something when he was in the Texas house. It is so fake it is sickening.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (0N4FZ)

34 The "trad wife" trend infuriates the feminazis.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (OsdBI)

35 Jihadist communist AG of Michigan Keith Ellison: Everyone needs "gender affirming care," especially straight "cis" people.
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He's not one of the Three Witches of Michigan, Ace.

Dana Nessel is our AG.

Check your content.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (HcfrK)

Getting medical care for men, or women is not "Gender affirming" Ellison you dope. A broken arm is not gender affirming when it is fixed on a man or woman.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

36 Oh note --

I saw a pro socialism quote from ... John Cleese last night.

Very annoying. Something about the happiest countries in the world being Scandawgiafagia, and how they are "socialist" and Ameridumbs are stupid for equating it with communism.

This seems to be the Lefts current line of attack.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (pj2XO)

37 So 'fiercely hetero' then, just like Spartacus,

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (2YbhL)

38 25
It's possible that Justine was called a Karen for trying to dispense some common sense. Or for giving some idiot a well-deserved hectoring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2026 05:31 PM (mmrXZ)

Yeah, it seems like she was taking that personally.

But, for me, since COVID, Karen = AWFL.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

39 Half the feminists offered to suck off Clinton because abortion.

Just one example of many. They're fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (wOO3z)

40 The "trad wife" trend infuriates the feminazis.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (OsdBI)

I was pretty young when I first saw feminists on morning TV shows. I hated them for running down my mother for taking care of us kids instead of doing "real work"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

41 "taking our clothes off in public when we don't get our own way is totally something we women do"

Gentlemen, we've been doing it wrong all these years. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

43 >>>10 Sorry Justine but "Karens" is not about women making legitimate complaints.

well she is right about the original sense of "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women who were complaining about the sullen service they were providing.

It was co-opted to mean uptight domineering woke white woman by *the right,* but I don't know if that is anything like the meaning accepted by the majority.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)

44
Talarico: the twink Elmer Gantry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (pSoGj)

45 A Muslim pushing Trannies? too funny

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Half the feminists offered to suck off Clinton because abortion.

Just one example of many. They're fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (wOO3z)

Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

47 look don't attack My Girl like that

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (1wjle)

48 In happier news, the Vice President Elect of Colombia, Jose Manuel Restrepo met today in Washington DC, and pledged greater cooperation in regional security and economic ties.

Most of the information I have found is in Spanish so I won't link it here.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

49 "Cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time," Ellison said.

Cisgender heterosexual gender affirming care?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (hDe5k)

50 How does one stretch the meaning of the meaningless phrase "gender affirming care" ?

It was an invented trigger word "affirming" and "care" — pretty clear why they hijacked those words. And "gender" can mean anything in today's Heinz 57 sexual orientation playbook.

Its also total nonsense because they keep telling us that "sex" and "gender" are two different things.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (PVBkQ)

51 I went to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, FL for some gender-affirming care back in Feb 2019 and got arrested for my efforts.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)

52 46 Half the feminists offered to suck off Clinton because abortion.

Just one example of many. They're fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:35 PM (wOO3z)

Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

How do we know this?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (nDXEV)

53 A historically ignorant one--Hattie won an academy award for her performance in it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

True.

Other than slavery perhaps, I can't recall any direct racism in the film, maybe the use of the word "Negro" if that even counts.

The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

54 I meant to write "of note."

O well.

Good morning american morons.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (pj2XO)

55 Talcum Powder owns a house made of closets.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

56 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)
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That we know of.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (HcfrK)

57 Oh note --

I saw a pro socialism quote from ... John Cleese last night.

Very annoying. Something about the happiest countries in the world being Scandawgiafagia, and how they are "socialist" and Ameridumbs are stupid for equating it with communism.

This seems to be the Lefts current line of attack.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:34 PM (pj2XO)

They tried that in Trump's first term and the Nordics explicitly denied that they were socialist at all. And now that some of them have let in some bonus 'social' immigrants they aren't the happiest or best either.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

58 That wanker Messi beat us in the last minutes of play.

Stiff upper lip and all that

Right-o

Posted by: England at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (TSBN+)

59 If you've ever had a "conversation" with a schizophrenic or dementia patient, you know what listening to Candace Owens is like.

/wears maroon shirt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (RIvkX)

I'm a bit of an expert on this, and Candace comes off more manipulative than crazy.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't want this expertise but has it anyway at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (IySgf)

60 "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women

I thought that blacks used the name "Becky" to make fun of white women.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (PVBkQ)

61 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)
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That we know of.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:38 PM (HcfrK)

I'll trust his demonstrated taste aside from Hillary.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

62 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM


That we know of.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (0sNs1)

63 Candace and Tucker and all the other loony tunes should just get together and form a podcasting network. They could call it "The Crazy Place Network". That way, people would know where to go to find out the latest crazy retarded stories and rumors. It would be a convenient one-stop shop. And, apparently, lots of people like the crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (9Gn9A)

64 Bateman doesn’t mention it, but the culture has moved away from using a little shame to keep people in line. Nothing huge or heavy-handed, but something like give the stink-eye to the person yelling on their phone in public. People have no shame with small social transgressions, and get angry at anyone who tries to cue them that they are acting inappropriately.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (9SFUq)

65 w4vtg4vg4
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
......

We four vegetables for vegans quadrupled
By gum, I think I've cracked the code!

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (UjdFS)

66 The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

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And that's the problem.
The Left line is that slaves were picking cotton 16 hours a day, 365 days a year, and they spent their off time trying to find food and shelter and being whipped and raped.

Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (pj2XO)

67 Vance on Rogan. Maybe they'll talk about UFOs.

Posted by: nckate at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (enNUy)

68 I think Mallory is wrong about Karens, but otherwise I agree with her. I don’t think she knows that word means.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (FyPhv)

69 Vance on Rogan. Maybe they'll talk about UFOs.
Posted by: nckate
......

and burn a fatty.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (UjdFS)

70 "She wants the names "Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk" indelibly linked forever, as if they were married."

Brought to you by Wikipedia.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (w6EFb)

71 Karen = bossy older white woman
Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (9SFUq)

72 In happier news, the Vice President Elect of Colombia, Jose Manuel Restrepo met today in Washington DC, and pledged greater cooperation in regional security and economic ties.

Most of the information I have found is in Spanish so I won't link it here.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

Another totally random win by a right wing (ish) political in South and Central America once our foreign aid money was stopped from going to NGOs.

Coincidence I'm sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

73
I'm a straight male. I don't use any "gender affirming care" unless that's what you stupidly call a razor.

I have facial hair because I'm a male, I don't affirm my "gender" by trimming it.

Can we please turn off the Stupid?!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (HcfrK)

74 And yet with all that crazy, Candy is pregnant with baby number 5.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (Dd38x)

75 Maybe it was aliens who killed Charlie? Jewish aliens obviously. They not only run earth but the universe.

Posted by: Candace at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TSBN+)

76 As a cisgender heterosexual male, getting daily beejers from Victoria's Secret angels would give me all manners of gender and sexuality affirmation. I hereby demand my taxpayer funded beejers from super hot female lingerie models.

Posted by: I mean, why not? at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TbWk/)

77 62 Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM

That we know of.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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are you kidding? I bet he got so many beej's his poor pecker was worn to a point. Wasn't there an incident at an airport once? maybe lax.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (pj2XO)

78 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

79 People have no shame with small social transgressions, and get angry at anyone who tries to cue them that they are acting inappropriately.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (9SFUq)
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My daughter has a two year old with that same attitude.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (9Gn9A)

80 Can we please turn off the Stupid?!
Posted by: Axeman
......

*click click click click*
Hmmm. The switch must be broken.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (UjdFS)

81
Flat-earth curious, and space is fake and gay proclaimer Candace makes Nancy Mace look like a paragon of sanity and stability, like a female Vulcan by comparison.

I wonder if Tucker will go down that flat earth road.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (w6EFb)

82 Karen = bossy older white woman
Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way


Thank you. I'll update my Style dictionary on the proper application of Slurs.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:43 PM (U4c/V)

83 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

That’s why my boy works for him.

Posted by: Tucker at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (TSBN+)

84 I don't need a doctor to help me with gender affirming care.. I just have to look down...Yup... I'm female

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (FtULh)

85 53 A historically ignorant one--Hattie won an academy award for her performance in it.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

True.

Other than slavery perhaps, I can't recall any direct racism in the film, maybe the use of the word "Negro" if that even counts.

The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)
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True, but that’s a main screech from these race pimps about the movie: that it sanitizes slavery and doesn’t take whites to the whipping post for it.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (FyPhv)

86 You know, when you think about it, clownwhores might actually be pretty delightful. Joy Reid certainly doesn't merit such a great title.

D&D 5e - multiclass - clownwhore:
primary class - clown
secondary class - whore

minimum prerequisite for clown to become a clownwhore is a DEX 13 and CHR 13

Proficiencies gained:
whoring - (like duh), marital weapons - (yeah you read that right), simple oils, light armor, one negligee of your choice, thief tools

You can cast whore spells of the equivalent 2/3 rounded up your combined clownwhore level. However you only have "spell slots" equivalent to your whore level.

Posted by: banana Dream - "spell slots" at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)

87 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)

88 And yet with all that crazy, Candy is pregnant with baby number 5.
Posted by: Piper
......

Good grief. How many nipples does she have?

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (UjdFS)

89 I thought Becky just means hot young woman. The female version of Chad.

Posted by: Tucker at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (TSBN+)

90 The Karen thing is two separate things right now:

Normies and right leaning people use it to mean an upper middle class/upper class woman demanding status, attention, and her will be done because as a woman she's high up on the victimization totem polls

Lefties use it to refer to any older white woman that doesn't agree with them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (sKqQm)

91 Talarico, IMO, has a unique similarity to R.M. Renfield from Bram Stoker's "Dracula." He doesn't seem to be able to function as an individual, and as a result comes off ast bizarre, and often inappropriate in his pronouncements. He does and says things that are counter to his Senate goals as if someone he is used to telling him what to do is suddenly missing.

Oh, and we'll eventually find out he builds life force by consuming insects.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (dIske)

92 Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (pj2XO)

That's a first for me.

I don't recall any major famines in the South, other than during the Civil War in some places (Siege of Vicksburg), that would've required eating the farm equipment needed to grow the food.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

93 Keith Ellison sounds gay. Stay away from tall buildings Keith.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (n5tGW)

94 And that's the problem.
The Left line is that slaves were picking cotton 16 hours a day, 365 days a year, and they spent their off time trying to find food and shelter and being whipped and raped.

Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:40 PM (pj2XO)

The closing of the slave trade in 1808 meant that the price of a slave was high, so for most conditions were more tolerable than, say, a Roman mine. In fact it was common for a slave to 'light off' and camp outside the plantation in a swamp or wooded area for a vacation and have food smuggled to him or her by other slaves and stay there for a bit until the owner would pass the word they could come back for small or no punishment.

Real life is more complex than modern 'historians' think.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)

95 83 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

What negotiations ? Vance is quickly falling in my "next president" candidate choice

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FtULh)

96 >>>This level of narcissism and delusion is not even funny anymore.

I think this is where it actually STARTS getting funny.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (SwyyQ)

97 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
====================
The entire world turned her down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9Gn9A)

98 Maybe it was aliens who killed Charlie? Jewish aliens obviously. They not only run earth but the universe.

Posted by: Candace at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TSBN+)
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Aliens from the Kosher Dimension.

It's so Kosher it would destroy any goy who tried to enter!

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (HcfrK)

99 Heh, Orson, perfect description!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9SFUq)

100 71 Karen = bossy older white woman
Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (9SFUq)
——

The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FyPhv)

101 Promise Me, America

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)

102 Becky = younger white woman, and annoying in a dumb sorority girl kind of way

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:41 PM (9SFUq)

Nobody tell beckster.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

103 Other than slavery perhaps, I can't recall any direct racism in the film, maybe the use of the word "Negro" if that even counts.

The O'Hara slaves were treated like family in the film.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)


I got into a fairly intense discussion with an older liberal lady about why "Cake walk" was considered a racist term.
The answer I came up with, after I had a day or so to think about it, was that such activity while not being overtly subservient and fully being culturally cohesive, were still considered by radical black to be signs of being an uncle tom, and culturally accepting the world as it was instead of striving for a new, revolutionary world which would be free of the stain of slavery and culturally open to the new way of doing things that included socialism and communism.

Gone With The Wind is similar, it shows something other than what is presented in Jango or other recent movies about antebellum slavery as being violent as well as being destructive to human dignity.
Slavery, by the way, was not a social condition no matter how hard it was tried to be portrayed as such. Slavery is a legal status and has been since Rome

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (rbvCR)

104 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
====================
The entire world turned her down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9Gn9A)
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Not so fast!!

Posted by: That Guy Who Voted For Hillary For Just That Reason at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HcfrK)

105 Nancy Mace probably was sexually abused she has that sort of specific crazy vibe though honestly she doesn't always give into it.

Owens though is more of a traditional "bat shit insane"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (sKqQm)

106 Black women started calling white women Karen as an insult because they always think they are the victim of legitimate complaints. There is no person more rude and demanding than a race card carrying black woman. I know this is a broad brush but it paints an accurate picture because it refers to Lefty/Democrat black women which is over 90% of the demographic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (/WQyy)

107 Candice named her two boys Charlie and Kirk.



*I just made that up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (n5tGW)

108 Keith Ellison claims straight people use 'gender-affirming care,' calls tax-funded police 'socialism'

"Cisgender heterosexual people like myself use gender-affirming care every day and all the time," Ellison said.



Uh...I supply my own gender affirming care. Jumping on a harley, cruising the shore, seeing the chicks in bikinis with their nice round titties, and thanking god I was born male is my idea of gender affirming. If I beep the horn at them, well I just affirmed their gender too. See how that works shithead? It doesn't cost the taxpayer a frigging dime.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (S41Gd)

109 The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:46

And moved forward with Beyonce on Lemonade, Becky with the good hair, referring to whoever Jay Z cheated on her with. It grew into Becky being a pretty white girl.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (Dd38x)

110 86 You know, when you think about it, clownwhores might actually be pretty delightful. Joy Reid certainly doesn't merit such a great title.

D&D 5e - multiclass - clownwhore:
primary class - clown
secondary class - whore

minimum prerequisite for clown to become a clownwhore is a DEX 13 and CHR 13

Proficiencies gained:
whoring - (like duh), marital weapons - (yeah you read that right), simple oils, light armor, one negligee of your choice, thief tools

You can cast whore spells of the equivalent 2/3 rounded up your combined clownwhore level. However you only have "spell slots" equivalent to your whore level.
Posted by: banana Dream - "spell slots" at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)
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[golf clap]

But ….. NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (FyPhv)

111 Promise Me, America

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)
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I promise you, Joe.

We're going to try to forget you as soon as possible.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (HcfrK)

112 Wasn't there an incident at an airport once? maybe lax.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM


The LAX incident I'm aware of was his infamous haircut.

I was on a plane departing LAX, and just before we pushed back from the gate, a 'ground halt' was called. to accomodate AF-1 with the Clintons. What was supposed to be a 20 minute or so delay turned into 3 and 1/2 hours. Clinton had some $400/haircut hairdresser come aboard AF-1 to coif him, and jammed up LAX for an inordinate amount of time.
'

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

113
Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Soylent Black

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (Cqx++)

114 The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FyPhv)


Hence, First World Problem Hotline (Nicole Arbour is a sweetie)

youtu.be/08jZNIjbVAE

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (rbvCR)

115 Justine Bateman is a very deep thinker. She's written two books, one called Fame: the Hijacking of Reality, and the other is Face: One Square Foot of Skin. I saw the latter in a library and took it home. It's a series of fictional short stories (some based on real events) about how women, and society at large, view aging. Heck of a read and if she ever starts a podcast, I'd be a subscriber..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (nbLIj)

116 I don't recall any major famines in the South, other than during the Civil War in some places (Siege of Vicksburg), that would've required eating the farm equipment needed to grow the food.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

you can't really call a siege of a fortified town a famine.

They did have some shortfalls - there was a women's bread riot in Richmond once - mostly because transport broke down and, of course, each of the armies they put up was the equivalent of an extra major city plunked down on the landscape with no planning for goods distribution. Not to mention the Union armies scavenging too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)

117 Maybe it was aliens who killed Charlie? Jewish aliens obviously. They not only run earth but the universe.

I am amused the government has basically said "Hey people aliens are real look at these blurry videos of them!" and the collective response is "Yeah that doesn't work any more go blow your blurry aliens out of your ass"

This is very similar actually to the attempt to freak people out about Monkeypox and Hantavirus

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (sKqQm)

118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY)

119 A self-respecting would shun Candace Owens.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (fZiTB)

120 Nancy Mace is pretty fucking crazy.

Posted by: nckate at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (enNUy)

121 Promise Me, America

Posted by: Joe Biden
......

DNR

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (UjdFS)

122 Not so fast!!
Posted by: That Guy Who Voted For Hillary For Just That Reason at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HcfrK)

You ae owed reparations, with compounded interest even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (wVcYX)

123 Anything less than that is counter propaganda and must be stopped. Now they even claim that whites were raising blacks as food (!!!!!!) in the south and regularly ate them.

Soylent Black
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

That's where the term dark meat came from.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (wOO3z)

124 FWIW, per Urban Dictionary, a Becky is a hot, white girl, used derisively.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 05:50 PM (9SFUq)

125 The “Becky” is from Baby Got Back. It’s the two stupid white girls commenting on the black girl with the huge butt. ‘Oh my god, Becky. Will ya look at her butt ….”

Imagine explaining to the average woman when that video came out that her daughter will likely be freaking out if she doesn't have a SirMixALot approved butt.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (sKqQm)

126 118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY)

Is there no where Epstein wasn't involved ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (FtULh)

127 That broad who went viral for stealing a baseball from the kid at the Phillies game last year - a Karen.

Posted by: Josephistan at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (G0Uu2)

128 We used to call them Bettys.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (UjdFS)

129 "Yeah that doesn't work any more go blow your blurry aliens out of your ass"

So that is what Chuck Schumer did on the Senate floor.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:51 PM (+4Cf6)

130 Michigan, Minnesota. I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 15, 2026 05:52 PM (Y2/Vj)

131 The Bettys are a band from Phineas and Ferb

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:52 PM (sKqQm)

132 I hope the aliens think the other races taste better.

Zog: Chinese tonight?
Brrlozg: Ok, but we're gonna be hungry later.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)

133 Becky with the good hair !

Posted by: Beyonce at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

134 Slavery, by the way, was not a social condition no matter how hard it was tried to be portrayed as such. Slavery is a legal status and has been since Rome
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM (rbvCR)

The US is pretty much the only place where slavery even had the slightest racial component. Most other places slaves were of multiple racial origins, or the same or similar as the masters.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy)

135 The closing of the slave trade in 1808 meant that the price of a slave was high, so for most conditions were more tolerable than, say, a Roman mine. In fact it was common for a slave to 'light off' and camp outside the plantation in a swamp or wooded area for a vacation and have food smuggled to him or her by other slaves and stay there for a bit until the owner would pass the word they could come back for small or no punishment.

Real life is more complex than modern 'historians' think.
Posted by: Oldcat

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Slavery was (is) a humiliation and inhuman, and that can not be overstated.

However, work is work and we are all slaves to our need to work. Our need to eat and raise a family. Slavery in all forms mostly provided security and sustenance, and that is not nothing. You can't say that though because it sounds like apologism. Both can be true, it can be inhuman and an insult, and wrong, and also be not nearly so bad a life, especially compared to the sex slavery we see today, or the mind slavery in China, or the brutality of so many war slaves in Africa still.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (pj2XO)

136 Did Madonna ever settle up on her public offer of sexual favors in exchange for Hillary votes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
====================
The entire world turned her down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (9Gn9A)
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Not so fast!!
Posted by: That Guy Who Voted For Hillary For Just That Reason at July 15, 2026 05:47 PM


IIRC, the 'ladies' at one of the 'guest ranches' outside of Carson City, Nevada offered an additional 30 minutes for free, if you voted for Hillary!.

I have no idea how that would be validated, but, like illegal voting, that probably wouldn't be a issue. No guy would dissimulate about something like that, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)

137 I don't need to "affirm" my dick, I just need it to work.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at July 15, 2026 05:54 PM (BGIIP)

138 Javier Milei
@JMilei
51m
VAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO...!!!
LRPMQLRCRMP

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

139 Black women started calling white women Karen as an insult because they always think they are the victim of legitimate complaints. There is no person more rude and demanding than a race card carrying black woman. I know this is a broad brush but it paints an accurate picture because it refers to Lefty/Democrat black women which is over 90% of the demographic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 05:48 PM (/WQyy)

I don't think the modern internet Karen even comes from blacks. The clips I see are just the bossy HMO officer woman rousting people for parking, claiming what you are doing is illegal and banging on your window to yell about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (uhVAy)

140 I don't need to "affirm" my dick, I just need it to work.
Posted by: Ib1netmon at July 15, 2026 05:54 PM


* makes call-me sign *

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (0sNs1)

141 we are all slaves to our need to work. Our need to eat and raise a family

One of the odder things about populist leftwing economics is the argument that everyone can stop working unless they really, really want to work and we'll all still have food and phones and clothes...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (sKqQm)

142 When I need streaming services, I consult my urologist.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 15, 2026 05:56 PM (NYInA)

143 Ace...
A woman 'dating' or marrying a gay man is a beard.

A man 'dating' or marrying a lesbian is a merkin.

Make it viral, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (kU0PQ)

144 Female wisdom is Myrna Loy in "The Best Years of Our Lives"

Posted by: Halfhand at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (Jax6D)

145 138 Javier Milei
@JMilei
51m
VAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO...!!!
LRPMQLRCRMP
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

I just looked up the translation.. Did Milei really say that ?.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (FtULh)

146 118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Apparently according to some summaries on X.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv)

147 The LAX incident I'm aware of was his infamous haircut.


Posted by: Duncanthrax

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That's the one. I guess you are right. I think at the time it was suspected it was a "haircut" by some celebrity whore.

Now I don't recall.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (pj2XO)

148 Talarico doesn't give me gay vibes, he radiates like Chernobyl with "pedo" vibes.

And if it isn't that, it's something creepy. Like he has a male sex doll or is a furry.
If he's had sex with an adult woman, he's never enjoyed it, that's for sure.

There is so much excessive effort by him to be absolved of sin by the Holy Church of Leftism, that there's no way he doesn't have a collection of pus oozing skeletons in his closets.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (3cUTc)

149 Make no mistake. The slave trade is alive and well in North Sudan and China. The former applies religion in determination of worth. The latter applies origin, race AND religion.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)

150 Phineous and Ferb had a musical number by the Bettys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 05:57 PM (n5tGW)

151 Went to the "new" Kroger Marketplace mega supermarket. Nice wide aisles. Probably for all the fatties. And their ride along carts. Nice selection of processed foods.

The sushi counter however wasn't bad. And a nice selection of cheeses.

Not a "go to" place for us. Even my wife agreed.

Picked up a deli-made Italian sub for dinner and some pasta salad... which isn't too bad.

And, yea, the Karens are there periodically bitching about something. The staff, surprisingly, isn't putting up with their shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 05:58 PM (jehhT)

152 Talarico's a good politician and I fervently hope he wins. I also think his whole seminarian schtick won’t age well. Seems too clever by half

What makes you think it’s a shtick? His grandfather was a pastor and he’s been religious his whole life. Seems pretty authentic to me.

Was a far better candidate. She had more experience and was well versed in the comings and goings of Washington. PDon't get it twisted, Talarico isn't a bad candidate but Crockett was far better in my opinion.

Fingers crossed, but after 30 years of hopes and disappointments, I'm not getting my hopes up too far. Remember Anne Richards 🤞

He's running against a well-known corrupt politician and he still might lose. That says more about the voters in Texas than anything else

He's an actual example of what a good Christian should sound like in politics, which is why the GOP hates him so much.

Reminds me of JFK mixed with Jimmy Carter. Solid guy, solid policy proposals. Fine by me. A much better face of the progressive movement than Platner was.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 05:58 PM (HOltd)

153 Slavery was (is) a humiliation and inhuman, and that can not be overstated.

However, work is work and we are all slaves to our need to work. Our need to eat and raise a family. Slavery in all forms mostly provided security and sustenance, and that is not nothing. You can't say that though because it sounds like apologism. Both can be true, it can be inhuman and an insult, and wrong, and also be not nearly so bad a life, especially compared to the sex slavery we see today, or the mind slavery in China, or the brutality of so many war slaves in Africa still.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 05:53 PM (pj2XO




the problem is that it still exists today, and instead of trying to stop it, there is just endless attempts to cash in on it by punching the guilt button about something that happened to a great great grandparent.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (rbvCR)

154 One of the odder things about populist leftwing economics is the argument that everyone can stop working unless they really, really want to work and we'll all still have food and phones and clothes...
Posted by: 18-1
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Because for leftists, they are religious beliefs, not to be examined as empirical statements but the leftists think these are rational positions.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (E4rtv)

155 Betty's not a vitamin.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (nDXEV)

156 I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'. Didn't hate it, just never liked it much. As for Obama's Netflix, well, its description of the GWTW is typical; pompous, smug and retarded. Just like Obama.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (sAmhv)

157 We're finally gonna turn Texas blue, and I'm the man who's going to do it.

Send me $5 today!

Posted by: James Talarico at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (0sNs1)

158 "Reminds me of JFK mixed with Jimmy Carter."

He lusts in his heart and his dick.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)

159 One of the odder things about populist leftwing economics is the argument that everyone can stop working unless they really, really want to work and we'll all still have food and phones and clothes...
Posted by: 18-1

------------

Good point.
It reminds me of them (UN, Amnesty Int., the Left) calling certain punishments "cruel." Well of course it is -- punishment has to be cruel or else it is called "reward."

The Left wants to eliminate all cruelty in punishment but that is nuts.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (pj2XO)

160 I prefer Mrs. Rubble, thank you.

Posted by: Betty at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

161 118 It's me donna, there are still talks going on, you just don't hear about them.
Vance also said that Epstein had clear connections to Israeli intelligence.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY

Interesting- well, Ghislaine’s father was long rumored to be tied to mossad, though never truly proven. Where he is buried leads a little credence to it, and he was Czech Jew. I don’t know it’s outside the realm of possibility Epstein rubbed shoulders with high level government officials from Israel. He did with high level US officials (Clintons, for example).

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (Dd38x)

162 Google (I know) say the normie/right leaning Karen memes come from 2017 and the leftwing Karen memes (all white women are stupid and evil) come from 2018

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (sKqQm)

163 Did you ever have a "good" idea and then find out that it's already been done? There are browser plug-ins to automatically redirect any x.com link to xcancel.com. It's awesome.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (vTZFs)

164 I'm to the point of where I almost wish Netanyahu would off the crazy bitch.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (pE12i)

165 BTW, everybody voting to get potholes filled is not socialism Keith.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)

166 I do believe Talarico is religious.

The problem is the guy he worships smells like Sulphur and has a VERY hot hottub

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 06:02 PM (sKqQm)

167 Talarico's a good politician and I fervently hope he wins. I also think his whole seminarian schtick won’t age well. Seems too clever by half

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He's had a few terms in the Texas state house as a Rep. That's pretty junior for vaulting to a US Senate spot, "good politician" or not. The Texas Dems must be dying to not have someone with more street cred than this dude, or Beto twice before that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

168 It’s getting mighty tedious & fatiguing to be continuously admonished and lectured to by sub-retards in the public sphere and elsewhere

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 06:03 PM (kHRz0)

169 166 I do believe Talarico is religious.

The problem is the guy he worships smells like Sulphur and has a VERY hot hottub
Posted by: 18-1

He'd be 100% supportive of South Park's Satan.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (HOltd)

170 BTW, everybody voting to get potholes filled is not socialism Keith.

The left: All these services you get from the government like paved roads and police are the socialism you hate you haters

Also the left: If you don't support giving billions for Peruvian tranny operas you are an evil reichwing h8ter

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (sKqQm)

171 Karen archtypes have always been with us.
I remember a Mrs. Bilko and Mrs. Orlosky in our neighborhood who where horrible, but technically they were Mrs. Kravitz archetypes.

A Venn diagram may be in order.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (nDXEV)

172 163 Did you ever have a "good" idea and then find out that it's already been done? There are browser plug-ins to automatically redirect any x.com link to xcancel.com. It's awesome.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:01 PM (vTZFs)
________________________

I thought I invented a squirrel proof bird feeder by electrifying the metal pole using one of the collector cells on those stand alone solar sidewalk lights. The feeder was wood, so the birds were fine. But, squirrels climbing the pole got a surprise. It worked.

BUT, someone had already submitted the patent.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (dIske)

173 The Left wants to eliminate all cruelty in punishment but that is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 15, 2026 06:00 PM (pj2XO)

That is because they are the ones doing the crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

174
Speckled nitrogen and muffler bearings.

IYKYK

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2026 06:05 PM (ixS3i)

175 Ben Had, per Grok:

What Vance said:He described a "literal foreign influence campaign" funded to "tank the very deal that I was pursuing" with Iran. He specifically cited reports (including a Time magazine article) alleging that a former Trump campaign associate was paid by “certain elements within the Israeli government” to mount attacks against him and the negotiations.

aa.com.tr

Vance added that he knows “beyond a shadow of a doubt that there have been people within the Israeli government who are trying to actually shift us away from that policy because they want to continue the military campaign.” He framed this as foreign interference in U.S. foreign policy, emphasized an “America First” stance (“I represent Americans first”, and told critics pushing the campaign to “go to hell.”

jfeed.com

He also noted Israel is “losing the battle” for U.S. public opinion and positioned himself as a “moderate” on the Middle East while defending diplomacy with Iran.

haaretz.com

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:05 PM (hftzA)

176 Karen archtypes have always been with us.
I remember a Mrs. Bilko and Mrs. Orlosky in our neighborhood who where horrible, but technically they were Mrs. Kravitz archetypes.

A Venn diagram may be in order.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:04 PM (nDXEV)

Mrs Kravitz was just nosey from what I recall, and with an actual witch living across the street justifiably so.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

177
Was Gladys Kravitz a Karen?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:06 PM (w6EFb)

178 [Screwtape] is an actual example of what a good Christian...

How exactly to these reprobates objectively evaluate a person as a Good Christian given that 1 Corinthians 2:14 clearly states that the Bible is a closed book to the unregenerate, and that to them the gospel is foolishness?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (/TiS1)

179 I don't know what that blasphemous little imp's secret is, but he's got one. Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico.

-
Well, it's not toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (ndZc7)

180 Interesting- well, Ghislaine’s father was long rumored to be tied to mossad, though never truly proven. Where he is buried leads a little credence to it, and he was Czech Jew. I don’t know it’s outside the realm of possibility Epstein rubbed shoulders with high level government officials from Israel. He did with high level US officials (Clintons, for example).
Posted by: Piper

We already know he dealt with ex PM Ehud Barak but the texts released were pathetic where Epstein was trying to assist Barak in dating like I think he did for Lawrence Summers (although Summers was married at the time). We know that Epstein did flounce around with Dem pols past and present including George Mitchell and Bill Richardson among others. Temu Obama had some dealings with Epstein as well.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (E4rtv)

181 If anyone has Netflix (I don't) look up the movie description for "To Kill a Mockingbird." It's my understanding that is another film considered racist despite the fact that the plot addresses racism.

I'm curious how they describe it since the book has been on the banned listed in a lot of public libraries....same with "Tom Sawyer."

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:08 PM (dIske)

182
The bifurcation of Karenism -- indeed it is a thing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (ixS3i)

183 Piper, thanks, Haaretz is the Mother Earth news of Israel.

Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (afJtY)

184 Do we require 100% agreement at all times with Israel?

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (YwEeS)

185
Der Platnerdämmerung.
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Twilight is when a drunk Platner's fancy turns to forcible entry, and then more forcible entry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 06:10 PM (BI5O2)

186 Well, Mrs. Kravitz gave us Lenny, so forgiveness comes quite hard sometimes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 15, 2026 06:10 PM (nDXEV)

187 Was Gladys Kravitz a Karen?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026


***
Doesn't seem to fit. Gladys was not lecturing Samantha or other people in the neighborhood about conditions; she didn't circulate a petition to have those crazy Stephenses driven out of their suburb. She nagged at Abner, her husband, but he took it in stride and ignored her most of the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)

188 I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'. Didn't hate it, just never liked it much. As for Obama's Netflix, well, its description of the GWTW is typical; pompous, smug and retarded. Just like Obama.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 15, 2026 05:59 PM (sAmhv)

A bit of gilding of the Antebellum South in the Lost Cause tradition, and I preferred the nice gal over Scarlett but I will have to give her credit for being a strong determined woman for good or ill. I liked it and her comeuppance at the end.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

189 Mrs. Kravitz was a busybody.
She was snooping on her neighbors.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (9SFUq)

190
Went to the "new" Kroger Marketplace mega supermarket. Nice wide aisles. Probably for all the fatties. And their ride along carts. Nice selection of processed foods.

Did it have clothing and furniture? There was one like that near my mom's house in Ohio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (Cqx++)

191 the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives.

-
I didn't realize Graham was such an extreme right wing extremist until he died.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:11 PM (ndZc7)

192 "NEW: The U.S. House passed the SAVE America Act in a 217-209 vote, attached to national security legislation. It now moves to the Senate."

..again...

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)

193 >>I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'.


All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (uzmqU)

194 Netflix Gone With the Wind description:


A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search ‘Black Lives Matter.’”

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (3uBP9)

195 184 Do we require 100% agreement at all times with Israel?
Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (YwEeS)

I don't know anyone or anything with which I am in 100% agreement at all times. And that includes DH. And we are madly in love.

Purity tests are for losers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (bl07w)

196 >>I was never a fan of 'Gone With The Wind'.


All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (uzmqU)

The Carol Burnett comedy skit on Gone With The Wind is great. When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

197 >> All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Also, the Barber of Seville.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (w6EFb)

198 192 "NEW: The U.S. House passed the SAVE America Act in a 217-209 vote, attached to national security legislation. It now moves to the Senate."

..again...
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)

_____________________________

Obviously, someone was smart enough to think of the timing as it relates to Trump's little press conference tomorrow. That, obviously, wasn't an accident. It sort of makes me think that the press conference is going to have some bite to it.

Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)

199 All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (uzmqU)

The Carol Burnett Show.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (bl07w)

200 >> When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.

And it was just something she picked out of the window.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)

201 Obviously, someone was smart enough to think of the timing as it relates to Trump's little press conference tomorrow. That, obviously, wasn't an accident. It sort of makes me think that the press conference is going to have some bite to it.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)

maybe, maybe

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)

202 Hey, don't blame me for Candace. I just tried to give you a heads up.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (nHXB4)

203 Getting medical care for men, or women is not "Gender affirming" Ellison you dope. A broken arm is not gender affirming when it is fixed on a man or woman.
Posted by: Oldcat


Their version of "medical care" isn't about getting your broken arm treated. It is killing your baby through abortion, or getting your genitals mutilated in order to be a tranny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (0Htd1)

204 James Talarico, scares me. He looks like Issac in Children of the Corn. He also strikes me as having something very strange in that brain, like he'd be amused (like to watch, a thrill seeker) of someone, anyone or anything he felt unworthy of existence - tormented, tortured. Further, I don't think he would necessarily be the doer but rather the director, and he'd be good at it.

Also, yes, appearing widely, straight people frequently use "gender-affirming care," though it is more commonly called "hormone replacement therapy" or "cosmetic procedures" in their communities. Because gender affirmation is about aligning your physical body with your gender identity, straight individuals utilize these treatments constantly.

And it compasses a lot, such as Low T therapy, women on estrogen/progesterone, breast augmentation (after a mastectomy), hair transplants, and facial fillers.

Can't let Candace into my mind at all anymore. And Tucker, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (NFX2v)

205 A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives in America, search ‘Black Lives Matter.’”
Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:12 PM (3uBP9)

Well, sure, because history is whatever bullshit some grifters make up to line their own pockets.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (bl07w)

206 Their version of "medical care" isn't about getting your broken arm treated. It is killing your baby through abortion, or getting your genitals mutilated in order to be a tranny.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (0Htd1)

Moloch demands a great deal of his adherents.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:16 PM (bl07w)

207 202 Hey, don't blame me for Candace. I just tried to give you a heads up.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 15, 2026 06:15 PM (nHXB4)

Oh, blow it out your nose already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (bl07w)

208 The Carol Burnett comedy skit on Gone With The Wind is great. When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026


***
Back when Saturday night on TV was actually entertaining. Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, and Carol & Co.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)

209 Congrats on your new wheels, Skip.
What color did you get?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (WL2lA)

210 there is a thing that happens when people die who are not good people and who've done a lot of bad, but the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives."

She'll suck BJ Clinton's dick with her lesbian lips when he finally goes to the second circle of hell or lower...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (l3cgK)

211 Mrs. Kravitz was a busybody.
She was snooping on her neighbors.


If you thought (correctly, let's not forget) that your neighbor was a witch, wouldn't you try to tell somebody? And try to gather proof when they didn't believe you?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (vTZFs)

212 Talarico needs his crawl space checked.

Posted by: Forget about browser history at July 15, 2026 06:18 PM (TbWk/)

213 When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.
*
And it was just something she picked out of the window.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026


***
"Oh, I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist it."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

214
Carol Burnett dress scene:

https://t.ly/KTH0d

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (w6EFb)

215 211 Mrs. Kravitz was a busybody.
She was snooping on her neighbors.

If you thought (correctly, let's not forget) that your neighbor was a witch, wouldn't you try to tell somebody? And try to gather proof when they didn't believe you?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 15, 2026 06:17 PM (vTZFs)

Makes me feel sorry for Hillary Clinton's neighbors...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (l3cgK)

216 remember Joy Reid is not of African American Heritage but a Congolese immigrant whose family likely owned and sold slaves to whitey, but because of a fluke in affirmative action was able to settle a Harvard set aside from a descendent of one of her families slaves.

Posted by: Avi at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (uAraY)

217 All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett
_________

Did Bugs ever do a parody of it? Or are you thinking about "Oh Belvedere, come here boy."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 15, 2026 06:19 PM (XvL8K)

218 Well, it's not toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:07 PM (ndZc7)

Toxic, yes. Masculine, not only no, but hell no.

Creepy little pervert is probably more accurate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (bl07w)

219 Ellison calling normal health care “gender affirming care” is a lame attempt at normalizing the trans care.

No, it is not “affirming “ anything, it’s simply sex-specific healthcare care.

This is like the “cis” label.
We don’t need to affix “cis” to all normal terminology related to sexuality. Only the abnormal requires new terminology, thankyouverymuch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (9SFUq)

220 Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (afJtY

A bit of a red flag waving for sure, but a possibility is Vance doesn’t want an ongoing war, and I don’t think we do either. There certainly would be a vested interest by Israel to blow Iran off the map. I also could see where Israel is like, dude, we know these guys and they are not going to negotiate in any honest way. And Vance, still young and green, let’s be honest here, thinking he is going to be able to appeal to them against all odds, I mean his whole life has been against all odds.

Speaking of young and green, this was a very, very clunky way to express himself and that is unusual. But it’s not like Trump is always great here, either. Vance has said before Israel is our greater ally. He needs not forget this.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (p4NUW)

221 Joy Reid, Candace Owens joint podcast is the answer. They'd burn each other out with their crazy competitions. (See Carville & friends)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v)

222 This is like the “cis” label.
We don’t need to affix “cis” to all normal terminology related to sexuality. Only the abnormal requires new terminology, thankyouverymuch!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (9SFUq)

I'm not "cis" anything. I am a sis, four times over, but that's different AND sex specific.

The level of horseshit emanating from these perverts' diseased minds is truly astounding sometimes, but I'm sure whomever came up with that nonsense now has tenure at some Ivy League.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:22 PM (bl07w)

223 Have we had an update about Capt Joseph Sabin's daughter? She was going into emergency heart surgery this morning

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (WL2lA)

224 183 Piper, thanks, Haaretz is the Mother Earth news of Israel.

Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:09 PM (afJtY)

And it’s unnecessary. We don’t see Trump or Rubio publicly complaining about the inside baseball aspects of the thing.

Not to mention that the deal blew up because Iran blew it up themselves, because they always intended to blow it up. Israel wasn’t who was still firing missiles and drones at ships in the straits.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (wLnmp)

225 The left: All these services you get from the government like paved roads and police are the socialism you hate you haters

And exactly where did the road crews find the equipment and materials to pave the roads? Oh. entities with financial stakes in operations that build, sell and support equipment and others in the entire supply chain that provides the finished products once pulling the raw material out of the ground.

And did the construction workers do this under compulsion or were they compensated for their labor?

And how about the right-of-way itself? it once was owned by one or more landholders who (hopefully) were compensated or voluntarily donated the land, releasing title to it so that roads could be constructed.

And what passes over those roads? Vehicles that are titled to individuals and companies.

I'm trying to identify what part of the road is socialized?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (+4Cf6)

226 221 Joy Reid, Candace Owens joint podcast is the answer. They'd burn each other out with their crazy competitions. (See Carville & friends)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v)

I'd pay to see that in Thunderdome.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (bl07w)

227 I'm trying to identify what part of the road is socialized?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:23 PM (+4Cf6)

The part where a pair of idiots stop to chat in the middle of the road and block everyone else's access. I think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2026 06:24 PM (bl07w)

228 I predict a Quick Hits...now.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (nHXB4)

229 196.
The Carol Burnett comedy skit on Gone With The Wind is great. When Scarlett makes her gown out of curtains, she left the curtain rod across her shoulders.
Posted by: Oldcat

Simply a fabulous show; love it's on reruns. She and her guests, priceless.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (NFX2v)

230 No matter what comes to light in the Kirk assassination, I can spin it 6 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Candace, the Whore of Babbles On at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (+NfUV)

231 I'm curious how they describe it since the book has been on the banned listed in a lot of public libraries....same with "Tom Sawyer."
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:08 PM (dIske)


Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn were both quite controversial when they were released and during Twain's lifetime because they were considered both not as bad as Uncle Tom's Cabin and too badly reflecting on the mores of the South.
There is a quite touching story he has A True Story: Repeated Word For Word as I Heard which is a narrative on a freedwoman

https://tinyurl.com/ynfksrrz


"Aunt Rachel, how is it that you've lived sixty years and never had any trouble?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (rbvCR)

232 9 I thought Becky just means hot young woman. The female version of Chad.
Posted by: Tucker at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (TSBN+)

That's a Stacey, who only dates Chads. Chad's female counterpart.

Posted by: Counterpart, cumdumpster, whatever at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (TbWk/)

233 About 20% of grown ass women have no issues with YOUR 8 YO brownie or Indian Princess seeing a big dick at the YMCA showers.
About half of that number do not wish to be called racist and will vote illegals freedom (in juries or ballot boxes) for raping those same girls.
You need to tell your wives and daughters this at the dinner table until November.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (/+uur)

234 Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.

Leave it to a Roman Catholic to "curse Abraham".

Now how will God strike the US down for this curse?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (+4Cf6)

235 230 No matter what comes to light in the Kirk assassination, I can spin it 6 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Candace, the Whore of Babbles On at July 15, 2026 06:25 PM (+NfUV)

It's amazing what she pulls out of her ass nostrils.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

236 You know that totally innocent undocumented alien who was killed by ICE the other day? Well . . .

BREAKING: 3 bags believed to contain meth were l found inside the van of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, the Mexican national killed in the ICE shooting in Houston, according to a federal search warrant affidavit.
@FoxNews

According to the search warrant, the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (ndZc7)

237 End of a busy day for me. A workout, a couple of pages written; a video tour of a new house (I may go for it!); chatting with Flo's Bros about a very preliminary insurance quote for it (not bad); and a call to the investment people. They say they will stop the missing pension check, reprocess it -- two days, they swear -- and send it by UPS or DHL this time. Maybe, maybe I'll see it at last next week.

Meanwhile, dinner is in the offing, and possibly watching Death on the Nile from 1978.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (wzUl9)

238 234 Me, I see Vance taking a decidedly anti Israel stance.

Leave it to a Roman Catholic to "curse Abraham".

Now how will God strike the US down for this curse?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (+4Cf6)

Let's see...Abortion, child mutilations, sodomy...and that's just Congress!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 06:27 PM (l3cgK)

239 >> Simply a fabulous show; love it's on reruns. She and her guests, priceless.

And when Tim Conway goes off script ad-libbing trying to crack up Harvey Korman. See the "Siamese elephants" bit.

And then Carol got him back in scene over that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:27 PM (w6EFb)

240 That's a Stacey, who only dates Chads. Chad's female counterpart.
Posted by: Counterpart, cumdumpster, whatever at July

You are confused with Stacey’s mom. Who’s got it going on.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:28 PM (Dd38x)

241 Obviously, someone was smart enough to think of the timing as it relates to Trump's little press conference tomorrow. That, obviously, wasn't an accident. It sort of makes me think that the press conference is going to have some bite to it.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)


I think Trump knows more about public relations and public opinion than he knows about running casinos and golf courses

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 06:28 PM (rbvCR)

242 Mentioned on the last thread that Vance accused Israel of sabotaging the US/Iran negotiations on the Rogan show.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 05:42 PM (afJtY)

What negotiations ? Vance is quickly falling in my "next president" candidate choice

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 05:46 PM (FtULh)

He's not even on my list at this point.

In ahppier news, just glancing at Tousi's (probably clickbait) headline, it looks like we're doing airstrikes on Iranian police stations, which is the kind of thing you do if you're serious about ending a government's ability to govern.

Posted by: Methos at July 15, 2026 06:28 PM (vSvIl)

243 And couldn't tell that was Geddy until he started singing and then oh ok yeah.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

244 I am so tired of seeing his lame a$$ fake commercial on the TV. It shows him shopping in a fake supermarket, carrying a fake shopping bag with no people around and no cars parked in front. He goes on and on about how he single-handedly took on big pharma or something when he was in the Texas house. It is so fake it is sickening.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 05:33 PM (0N4FZ)

I wanna ring the little perv’s neck every time I see it, holding his little brown paper grocery sack. Paxton’s ads could write themselves but I haven’t seen one from him yet.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (SjAWL)

245 Nood thread.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (d0hH6)

246 Meanwhile, dinner is in the offing, and possibly watching Death on the Nile from 1978.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

What are we having? I am home. Just me and the creatures since I have to cover classes tomorrow and Friday. Cooking sounds onerous. lol. Ben had, I need you!

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:29 PM (Dd38x)

247 Response time for 911 in Portland is 40 minutes.
Good job commie hippies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)

248 74 And yet with all that crazy, Candy is pregnant with baby number 5.
Posted by: Piper

Cruel. I hope those children have terrific nannies & a good grandparent or two.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (NFX2v)

249 Speaking of young and green, this was a very, very clunky way to express himself and that is unusual. But it’s not like Trump is always great here, either. Vance has said before Israel is our greater ally. He needs not forget this.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 06:20 PM (p4NUW)

Vance at least gave the appearance of being more personally invested in the success of the MOU than anyone else in the administration; Rubio quite pointedly refused to have anything to do with it. And to Trump, looks like it's all the same to him whether it works or fails, he'll go with however things shake out.

But Vance seems to be sore about the way it blew up in his face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (edUvp)

250 This is third time I have read of Vance coming away from talks either in Israel or adjacent settings and him being displeased.

That quote about him being a " moderate" about the Middle East disturbs me more than anything else he has said.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (afJtY)

251 And when Tim Conway goes off script ad-libbing trying to crack up Harvey Korman. See the "Siamese elephants" bit.

And then Carol got him back in scene over that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2026 06:27 PM (w6EFb)

He had the entire cast derailed for the entirety of that sketch. It was hysterical. In the dentist sketch, lore has it that Conway literally had Korman laughing/attempting to suppress laughter so bad he peed his pants.

Posted by: Very very funny guy at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (TbWk/)

252 CNN: Jack Smith had accessed communications from dozens of lawmakers, do you have questions about the emails and texts he accessed?

BLUMENTHAL: "There's no real evidence of wrongdoing"

CNN: "Why do you think there's no evidence of wrongdoing?"

BLUMENTHAL: Uh

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Because he's a Democrat! This is not rocket surgery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (ndZc7)

253 60 >>> "Karen," which was largely a black thing to make fun of white women

I thought that blacks used the name "Becky" to make fun of white women.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 05:39 PM (PVBkQ)


'Becky' was 'basic' -- which is to say, exhibiting White culture. It was aimed at young and single women, who could be made to feel self-conscious and insecure.

'Karen' was assertive, wanting to speak to your manager. It was aimed at soccer moms and middle-aged women, with the confidence to stick up for themselves, to flip it on them and use it against them.

Posted by: SciVo at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (Sy6m/)

254 According to the search warrant, the three plastic bags contained a “white crystal-like
substance in the middle of the dash between the driver and passenger side of the vehicle.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 06:26 PM (ndZc7)


Was this the one who had his 3-year old daughter in the car with him when he decided to LARP Grand Theft Auto?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)

255 Did the genealogy guy ever do Joy Reids African family history? I would love to see her decompensate if she found out her family were slavers in the old country

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 06:32 PM (OXYE0)

256 Vance said the narrative is against Isreal
He DID NOT SAY Israel is the problem

Rogan then asked him about Israel’s role in the war about 20 minutes later. He said Israel is losing support in the U.S. because “the narrative is that Israel has a very disproportionate influence on American politics.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:33 PM (/+uur)

257 Watching another marathon Directors Series

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 06:33 PM (Ia/+0)

258 Rubio quite pointedly refused to have anything to do with it.

---
My boy!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (WL2lA)

259 250 This is third time I have read of Vance coming away from talks either in Israel or adjacent settings and him being displeased.

That quote about him being a " moderate" about the Middle East disturbs me more than anything else he has said.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (afJtY)

The news is fucking wrong
JD said people are SAYING
he did not say that

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 06:34 PM (/+uur)

260 197 >> All I know about Gone with the Wind I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Also, the Barber of Seville.


hmm. *i* didn't learn much about gone with the wind from the barber of seville.

Posted by: anachronda at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (v3pYe)

261 Vance at least gave the appearance of being more personally invested in the success of the MOU than anyone else in the administration; Rubio quite pointedly refused to have anything to do with it. And to Trump, looks like it's all the same to him whether it works or fails, he'll go with however things shake out.

But Vance seems to be sore about the way it blew up in his face.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:30 PM (edUvp)

Its just a game of Good Cop Bad Cop Trump Cop and Hegseth to bring in the bombs. You can't believe the press at all, they'd love to split the team up.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

262 Even a broken clock is right once a day.
"Lindsey Graham is Dead. It’s bad to speak ill of the dead, so I’ll just say while he was alive he was as horribly evil & as bloodthirsty as they come. A true demon & an enemy of humanity.

As a dead guy I’m guessing he’s no better, but it’s bad form to speak ill of the dead, so I won’t."

Posted by: South and Proud!! at July 15, 2026 06:38 PM (ZyhOR)

263 > Clinton to his credit didn't take them up on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

Even the Clenis has SOME standards.

Some said Monica was a little chubby, but she looked fine to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 06:44 PM (IG3/x)

264 Its just a game of Good Cop Bad Cop Trump Cop and Hegseth to bring in the bombs. You can't believe the press at all, they'd love to split the team up.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

There is an Israeli news writer, Batak Ravid, who continually writes the most ridiculous claims - and Axios publishes them.

I swear, the next story he puts out will probably say
“Today, Trump demanded that Bibi start wearing a long blonde wig, and that he must now refer to himself as “Mary”. Also he must ride a unicycle to cabinet meetings.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 06:45 PM (wLnmp)

265 There's a crime story in Philly the other day that has me scratching my head

These are two pasty guys involved, ok:
75 yo homeowner shoots a guy working on his roof, then goes for a walk with his dog
He gets arrested for murder

One day later DHS reports that the victim is a British illegal immigrant with ties to the "Traveling Conmen Fraud Group"

Search George Barr or Salis Hanrahan if you're curious

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 15, 2026 06:46 PM (J5RCE)

266 > One day later DHS reports that the victim is a British illegal immigrant with ties to the "Traveling Conmen Fraud Group"


Aka "Irish travelers". Like Gypsies, but with an even worse reputation.

Apparently there's even been some interbreeding between the two groups in recent decades.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 06:48 PM (IG3/x)

267 Oh, and we'll eventually find out he builds life force by consuming insects.
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2026 05:45 PM (dIske)

Or d*cks. Probably d*cks.

Posted by: Nelly at July 15, 2026 07:14 PM (6+ehB)

268 "You call the cops, guess who pays them? Your tax dollars," Ellison said. "That's socialism, pal!"
- - - - - -
Who knew the kings of Europe were Socialist. After all, didn't they levy taxes upon the peasantry, which paid forces to enforce the law?

Posted by: Another Anon at July 15, 2026 07:38 PM (4h45B)

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