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Chuck Grassley
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I received records frm DOJ confirming Jack Smith's investigative team reviewed the contents of text msgs sent by 44 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS Im 1 of the 44

Im alerting my colleagues who were impacted and will release the records w Sen Johnson so American ppl can see the evidence


The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.


The U.S. House will vote this week on a bill making daylight savings time permanent, despite warnings from medical, education and safety organizations.

The Sunshine Protection Act of 2025, which would end the nearly nationwide biannual clock changing and make daylight savings time permanent year-round, advanced out of committee Monday afternoon.

States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.

Ana Paulina Luna has been holding up all legislation until the traitor Thune forces the SAVE Act through. Mike Johnson has offered Luna attaching as the SAVE Act is attached to a bill funding the State Department.

Mitch McConnell's Rent-Boy has already said he'll strip it out.


Johnson has said he'll facilitate a process that would attach the SAVE American Act to a bill to fund the State Department. Luna and other Republicans believe the maneuver will make it hard for the Senate to oppose the funding packages.

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, R-Fla., said she'll support a procedural rule that would allow the House to consider a bill to fund the State Department and a measure to make daylight savings time permanent.

"We will try the MIRV process on the condition that Speaker Johnson attaches the SAVE America Act to all the appropriation bills and all must-pass bills here in the House and ensures it is sent to the Senate as one bill," Luna said on X.

The vote to reopen the House floor on Tuesday would end a power struggle between Luna and Speaker Mike Johnson over the election security bill, the SAVE America Act, Politico reported.

Johnson has said he'll facilitate a process that would attach the SAVE American Act to a bill to fund the State Department. Luna and other Republicans believe the maneuver will make it hard for the Senate to oppose the funding packages.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune has said he won't go for the plan, and Luna's statement put pressure on the South Dakota Republican to reconsider.

"If John Thune strips it out in the Senate that will be on him and the entire country should be watching what he does. If he wants to actively work against Voter I.D. & the SAVE America Act he must face the consequences of his actions. His State party should censure him and/or he should be primaried if he wants to betray his constituents in this manner. That is the nature of politics," Lunsa said.

Yeah he doesn't care. The entire purpose of the GOPe is to betray and restrain conservative voters. They're proud to do it.

Mamdani ran on a platform of bringing rents down. Despite thousands of people fleeing the shithole city of NYC, rents just hit their highest levels in history.

Under the leadership of race-communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani, rent in Manhattan has risen to an all-time high of $5,295 a month, representing a nearly 10 percent increase year-over-year.

...

With the cost of living booming and Mamdani backing a "tax the rich" agenda to pay for his hyped-up socialist policies, New York City seems to be dying. A study from the New York Post showed that the city lost nearly $11 billion in tax revenue after a mass exodus of millionaires. Meanwhile, 40 percent of New York City's units are occupied by foreign born tenants, many of whom filled vacancies left after caravans fled the city during the COVID pandemic.

Mamdani and his communists are doing such a great job they've voted themselves all a massive pay raise.


NYC Council members want to give themselves 18.2% pay hike -- and set automatic increases every year after


Pay yourself first -- over and over again!

Shameless city lawmakers are pushing to give themselves eye-watering 18.2% raises -- in a scheme that will also give them automatic pay hikes of at least 2% every year in the future.

City Council Member Nantasha Williams (D-27) introduced a bill that would inflate her and her colleagues' salaries from $148,500 to $175,500 backdated to January, while also ballooning pay for the mayor, the City Council speaker and other elected positions.

The bill comes days after the lawmakers signed off on a record-breaking $126 billion city budget and includes salaries even higher than a 16% raise the council tried to sneak by in a similar bank-account boosting measure at the end of their session last year.

And the bill also ensures taxpayers will be on the hook to pay elected officials more every year -- with no requirement for public debate or a City Council vote.

Under the proposed law, if the council doesn't vote to hike salaries for four years, raises kick in anyway, at either 2% per year or 8.25% overall -- whichever is less.

...

The mayor's salary would also get boosted from $258,750 to $305,800 and Council Speaker Julie Menin's would rise from $164,500 to $194,000 -- though both leaders have said they wouldn't take the pay bumps.

Mamdani hasn't taken a stance on whether he was in favor of the hikes and said he'd leave it for the City Council to debate.



A DEI academic says that criticizing her work for its many, many errors is -- you'll never believe this -- racism, straight-up.


The author of an acclaimed book about slavery is crying racism after her writing came under scrutiny by scholars for questionable assertions and sloppy sourcing.

Kerri Greenidge's 2022 book "The Grimkes," which tells the story of a prominent South Carolina slaveholder family who later played a role in the abolitionist movement, was lauded by critics and won the American Historical Association's Joan Kelly Memorial Prize.

But skepticism grew as her prose came under the microscope by historians and scholars, including Myra Glenn, an author and retired American history professor at Elmira College.

In a 2024 examination of "The Grimkes," Glenn called it "deeply flawed," and called out that Greenidge "all too often lacks the evidence to substantiate many of her major claims."

She added that "her work is also riddled with factual errors and repeatedly omits needed endnotes."

Presented with these and other disputed findings discovered through Glenn's analysis by the New York Times, Greenidge immediately cast herself as the victim, and accused her growing roster of critics of racism.

"I am heartbroken that a field I have given my life to can treat me this way," she told the outlet. "The attack on Black women academics is real."

Fuck you.

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 05:14 PM (HW/1v)

2 The GoPe is the enemy

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:16 PM (LX4y3)

3 France is out. Happy Bastille Day!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 05:17 PM (Dd38x)

4 Article at American Thinker was saying there are hundred million Illegals here, sucking the life out of the country

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:17 PM (j9CiB)

5 Willowed:

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
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1h
Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law.

The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly.

It's just a matter of time until they install Flock cameras inside your trash can.
Posted by: beckster


Don't forget to shit in your street!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (F5FAo)

6
does no one understand the concept of "standard" time ferchrissakes?
wtaf?!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (VyBeY)

7 Just set the time one way or the other, I don't care.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

8 >The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.
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I am opposed
winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning
8am or later
we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

9 "Yeah he doesn't care. The entire purpose of the GOPe is to betray and restrain conservative voters. They're proud to do it."

regrettably true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (VyBeY)

10 It does seem silly to change it to DST though. We are governed by some very stupid people.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)

11 🚨BREAKING: Unvaccinated Chief Warrant Officer 5 Kennie Kelly — a Master Aviator — has officially been reinstated to the US military, with full backpay, entitlements, station preference and benefits.

He had been removed due to refusing the COVID jab under Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:20 PM (F5FAo)

12 I am opposed
winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning
8am or later
we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Depends on which side of each line you live...I welcome permanent DST...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (tOcjL)

13 The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.

Faced with two options for change, they picked the retarded one. The US Congress everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

14 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)

15 It's hard not to be blackpilled these days.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (LX4y3)

16 "winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning"

They will happen at the same time they always have.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:22 PM (MWfyi)

17 BREAKING: Grassley Reveals Jack Smith Spied on 44 Members of Congress – Actually Read Their Text Messages – And LIED UNDER OATH About It

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 05:22 PM (YtmxO)

18
The expiration date on when Dems cared about LEOs begin assaulted in the performance of their duty was January 7th, 2021.

Of course, the origination date had to be after June 1st 2020. So they had a heck of a 6-month run.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:22 PM (Fi81e)

19
Don't forget to shit in your street!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:18 PM (F5FAo)

Better not come to my rural neighborhood here in CA!!

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:23 PM (kX27y)

20 The Tranny guy can't admit that his situation in the USA is the best he can have anywhere in the world. Sick sick sick.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:23 PM (/WQyy)

21 Thune is a turd in the punchbowl of Congress.

Also, the tranny's real regret should be that outfit. Is he blind, too?

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2026 05:23 PM (VJX5o)

22 People are often quite stupid, but one has to ask if Thune is really implacably opposed or just continuing to string things along.

if the bill passes, it will be immediately challenged in court and won't take effect by Election Day. People get that, right? Every Hawaiian judge will issue individual and tailored injunctions that SCOTUS will have unwound in maybe a year.

But keeping the debate going kills the Dems. Win-win from my point of fiew.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)

23 Jack isn't paying for anything, the Deep State will take care of him

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:24 PM (j9CiB)

24 BREAKING: Grassley Reveals Jack Smith Spied on 44 Members of Congress – Actually Read Their Text Messages – And LIED UNDER OATH About It
Posted by: SMOD

Wait for it....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 05:24 PM (HW/1v)

25 It does seem silly to change it to DST though. We are governed by some very stupid people.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)


The Soviet Union put in DST during a session as a temporary energy saving measure for the duration of the war, and then forgot about it for 70 years

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)

26 In the winter time I'd rather be at work when the sun rises, than be at work when the sun sets. Personal preference.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 14, 2026 05:25 PM (Y2/Vj)

27 14 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)

I agree, want Standard.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)

28 The vid of the US tranny in the asylum center is a perfect example of the delusional American left.
It will be interesting to see how long that critter survives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (m2wmY)

29 Faced with two options for change, they picked the retarded one. The US Congress everyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

I'm used to this one now and like more daylight later than earlier.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (/WQyy)

30 "winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning"
-----
They will happen at the same time they always have.


Only politicians think that they can control the sun.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (vTZFs)

31 Abolish Daylight Saving Time. The sun should be directly overhead at noon, or thereabouts, not at 1:00 PM.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to procure a fresh onion for my belt.

Posted by: PabloD at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (VZv+3)

32 I am opposed
winter sunrises here wouldn't happen til mid-morning
8am or later
we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)


And your state could mandate that your state's time is in constant flux, with a day being 24.3 hours... or 23.6... or whatever will have the sun be up at the time that you feel is optimal without fucking with everyone else.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (ExV1e)

33 NYC Council members want to give themselves 18.2% pay hike -- and set automatic increases every year after


In their defense, they live somewhere near New York Fricking City....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (Sco7b)

34 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)


It works for Bethesda and Northern Virginia, so that makes it all ok

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:27 PM (rbvCR)

35 >>"The attack on Black women academics is real."


Who axed you, bitch?

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 05:28 PM (uzmqU)

36 An American transsexual man who applied for asylum in the Netherlands due to “oppression in Trump’s America” has been placed in the infamous asylum center Ter Apel famous for Islamist extremists and knife violence.

He says he regrets his decision…


This seems like a person who has made many, many, regretful decisions in life.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

37 Redstate: Great News for Johnson: GOP Rebels End House Floor Holdout

======

So Johnson gets something, and Luna gets nothing. Great job guys.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 14, 2026 05:28 PM (Y2/Vj)

38 Great they race and gender swapped Lex Luthor and made her dumb.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (YwEeS)

39 I'm used to this one now and like more daylight later than earlier.

The solution (which no one will accept because it makes too much sense) is to go to UTC nationwide. Yes, that may mean you wake up at 1300 and eat dinner at 0130 but so what. They're just numbers.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (vTZFs)

40 we do not need daylight well into the evening
Standard time in summer would still have daylight past 8pm

release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

In Ohio summer already has daylight past 8 pm. I remember finding it annoying to go to bed when it was light outside.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

41 It's hard not to be blackpilled these days.
Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (LX4y3)


I saw one of those videos of the Europeans talking about their World Cup experience in the US. One of them said, "If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, visit America."

If you want to avoid being blackpilled, ignore what the media says. They're blackpilling you on purpose. Don't be their victim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

42 >>"The attack on LYING Black women academics is real."

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:29 PM (/WQyy)

43 I hate DST. Set it and leave it on standard time.

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2026 05:30 PM (VJX5o)

44 The GoPe is the enemy
Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2026 05:16 PM (LX4y3)

They're the Main Enemy. They only exist to protect the hive from us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (BI5O2)

45 I hate the late late sunsets in summertime.

Actually, I don’t like summer at all. Bring on the rains and grey of November!

Huzzah!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (v4srF)

46 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

47
We tried permanent DST in the early '70s, under Nixon IIRC. It lasted one winter, and then was repealed.

I predict the same thing will happen again. When it gets around the winter solstice in the western edges of the higher latitude time zones where it's pretty far west to begin with relative to true local mean time, sunrise can push past 9AM. That didn't fly at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

48 Money talks and bullshit walks.

CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (ndZc7)

49 48 Money can't fix ugly and crazy...

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:32 PM (YwEeS)

50 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip


I'm up at 3:35 am and at work by 5:30 am.
I honestly don't care what time the sun comes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:32 PM (F5FAo)

51 I predict the same thing will happen again. When it gets around the winter solstice in the western edges of the higher latitude time zones where it's pretty far west to begin with relative to true local mean time, sunrise can push past 9AM. That didn't fly at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

again, Ohio. Very far west for "EDT"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

52 release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM


Is this about me?

Posted by: Oscillating Richard at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (0sNs1)

53
Only politicians think that they can control the sun.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (vTZFs)


I could quote Joshua and make it seem I am smaht, but instead I will just mention that not even Joshua could stop the sun and moon in their tracks

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)

54 CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.


I have thoughts on this but I cannot commit them to electrons.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

55 I don't care where they put the clock. Call noon midnight for all I care.

JUST QUIT MOVING IT.

Let's have this be the last time it ever happens. Flog the next man who says buh-buh-buh it's gotta change for muh retarded thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

56 You can't having tee time at 5:00 and play 18 with Standard time. Unless I play by myself. My fastest is one hour forty minutes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (/WQyy)

57 SO now twitter will show you the video when you click, you just can't hear it.

Bravo.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (XYNFs)

58 Gay men sue woman who refused to abort their surrogate baby over minor health issues

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They're just like us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7)

59 release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 05:19 PM

Is this about me?
Posted by: Oscillating Richard at July 14, 2026 05:33 PM


He said pedant, not pendulum.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (pgtLp)

60 Guys, it is called “Daylight Saving Time”

It isn’t a plural thing. And Senator Grassley is somewhat reduced in my estimation, because he used “impacted” as a verb.

I shall choose to believe this gaffe was penned by a staffer, and is not reflective of the Chuckster. I simply shan’t believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (fAGm7)

61 Flog the next man who says buh-buh-buh it's gotta change for muh retarded thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

Hey now. No predicting following posts.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (/WQyy)

62 58 Gay men sue woman who refused to abort their surrogate baby over minor health issues

-
They're just like us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7

A cleft palate which is fixable

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (FtULh)

63 So Thune will strip out the SAVE act.

I was assured two threads back that his hands were tied -- he just doesn't have the votes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (XYNFs)

64 Well the SC declined doing anything about the E Jean Carroll award. All Trump can do is write a check and forget it.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

65 I don't care where it is. I can change start time for crews (I already do).
Just put it somewhere and leave it the hell alone.

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 05:36 PM (q6tQZ)

66 release the pedants
Posted by: Don Black

Hang the pendants!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:36 PM (ndZc7)

67 >> Very far west for "EDT"

Michigan upper peninsula is pretty bad, and even Indiana pushes Eastern Time pretty far west.

Go to time.gov to see the boundaries.

Originally, time zones were to be exactly 15 degrees wide, centered on the meridian. That way clock time would be no worse than +/- 30 minutes different from local mean time. But, the boundaries get political/commerce oriented, and we have what we have.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (w6EFb)

68 I don’t care about the mischegas over savings time. I rarely even think about it. Just doesn’t move the needle for me one way or the other.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (bAJQW)

69 Yeah he doesn't care. The entire purpose of the GOPe is to betray and restrain conservative voters. They're proud to do it.
---
Yup. It's still in my main alternate theories of events that John McCain drew the short straw--or maybe the long straw--to scuttle the "Republican" repeal of Obamacare.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

70 CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 14, 2026 05:31 PM (ndZc7)

Did Trump just sign over the check he got from CBS?

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (/WQyy)

71 You can't having tee time at 5:00 and play 18 with Standard time. Unless I play by myself. My fastest is one hour forty minutes.
Posted by: polynikes

Every putt inside of 10' was good?

Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (q6tQZ)

72 The sunflower apron on the trans in the Netherlands with the degrading mental illness made me laugh. That's right: stand out like the loon you are! Wear an "I'm a proud trans sign in farsi!" Brilliant! At first I though he cut his own bangs in frustration but then realized it's a widow's peak.

Does anyone know why that Dim Rep Presley politician woman is bald and shaves and oils her fat head? If it's the "alopecia" excuse like that cray Jada Pickett Smith, then I have a bridge to sell you. She's already growing her hair out in little clumps that are blonde.

This concludes what I have to say.

I do wonder why my comments entertain any medical appts I have. People love me and they are much younger, the MD, the RN and the ARNP. Tell me it is an honor to meet me, etc.

I figure they get super weird and crazy Dims who come in. The university hospital, I have to say is good, but we see the strangest people on earth there. It's a little micro climate parade of weirdos, so it's no wonder I'm considered normal.

My husband tells me when we leave that I screwed up and cracked too many jokes. I get a critique of my show. I don't care much as if I am nervous the gallows humor shines.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (hzuYO)

73 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

74 Ontario has spent $8 million so far storing US booze as Trade War continues( LOL trade war, they will hold their breath if they don't get their way!)

https://instapundit.com/810106/

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (YwEeS)

75 I'd say Congress should just drop a national time standard and just let states decide (which I guess they can currently, AZ & HI, but don't), but then I realized we'd probably end up with three hundred different time zones when the counties start deciding within the states.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

76 Presley? Cultivated ugliness.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (Kt19C)

77 Also, why do we have this time zone nonsense?

Just pick one standard dateline - let's say, right through Southern Appalachia, since it sits directly beneath G-d's throne in Heaven - and have that be the only time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

78 States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.
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So we'd be permanently on Pacific time?
Ok, whaever.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (a8Wd8)

79 Mamdani and his communists are doing such a great job they've voted themselves all a massive pay raise.
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In the proud tradition of leaders like Fidel Castro...

Sometimes, I don't know which side gets played more for their votes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

80 Anyone else getting tired of the left incessant bullshit?

Christ almighty... it's so fucking tedious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 05:40 PM (jehhT)

81 I'd say Congress should just drop a national time standard and just let states decide (which I guess they can currently, AZ & HI, but don't), but then I realized we'd probably end up with three hundred different time zones when the counties start deciding within the states.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

Used to be towns would set their clocks to local noon. When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

82 Coordinated Universal Time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)

83 Well the SC declined doing anything about the E Jean Carroll award. All Trump can do is write a check and forget it.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:35 PM


SCOTUS very rarely steps in on civil court judgements.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (0N4FZ)

84
Just checked, high up there in Michigan, latest sunrise would be 9:40AM on DST.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (w6EFb)

85 Every putt inside of 10' was good?
Posted by: MkY at July 14, 2026 05:37 PM (q6tQZ)

Hah sounds like one of my playing partners. He gives himself and others a lot of putts. He'll knock it back to you before you have a chance to mark it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (/WQyy)

86 Crimony.

Mike Rowe is interviewing Scott Bessent on his podcast, The Way I Heard It.

https://mikerowe.com/podcast/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)

87 States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.
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Is Indiana swapping these days?

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

88 I have to say Gill is one of my favorites

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (FtULh)

89 With the cost of living booming and Mamdani backing a "tax the rich" agenda to pay for his hyped-up socialist policies, New York City seems to be dying. A study from the New York Post showed that the city lost nearly $11 billion in tax revenue after a mass exodus of millionaires.
====

Socialists call this "bad luck."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

90 willowed joke

more PIT maneuvers to stop the car.
Posted by: Community Notes

Our motto:

It's easier to pull you out of the car after it's flipped.

Posted by: Arkansas State Police Youtube at July 14, 2026 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

91 The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly.

It's just a matter of time until they install Flock cameras inside your trash can.
Posted by: beckste

Saw the beginnings of this in my town before making my Calexit last year. Trash collectors would check bins before emptying them and would place a notice explaining what you did to prevent them from taking it. There was talk that sink disposals would be outlawed, as you are now "encouraged" to include food scraps in your yard waste. I'll be celebrating my first Florida Man anniversary in a bit over two weeks...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 14, 2026 05:42 PM (nbLIj)

92 Shameless city lawmakers are pushing to give themselves eye-watering 18.2% raises -- in a scheme that will also give them automatic pay hikes of at least 2% every year in the future.
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This is where "to each according to their need" hits a snag.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:42 PM (Fi81e)

93 Publius!

Maybe you can ‘splain. Talk to me like I’m 5.

You know aircraft have an 8 ball indicator that shows the horizon? Well, both Apollo spacecraft had an 8 ball.

But it doesn’t show the horizon for da Erf or da Moon. So what does it reference in space? What good does it do? The Internet AI just goes recursive and doesn’t explain anything. I promise not to ask about Gimbal Lock, swearsies

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (fAGm7)

94 Used to be towns would set their clocks to local noon. When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

Yeah, I believe keeping train schedules was the main reason time became so standardized in the U.S.

We made the best pocket watches in the world because the train system needed reliable time to prevent train wrecks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

95 It's hard out here on a pimp.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

96 We should just leave it up to the states.

Or better, leave it up to each county since the states are big and I know ag regions don't like the switching. Or cities.

Or the individual -- allow each person to pick their standard clock. "Meet me at 8pm, Bob-time."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (XYNFs)

97 Poll in NC has Cooper up by only 4% over Whatley. That's within the margin of error. Good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:43 PM (m2wmY)

98 73 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

Why you hating on blackademics, rayciss?

-woke AI Grokeshia

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (j46lB)

99 Falling back is the only thing I liked about DST. Now the f’ing gov is going to take an hour of my life away. Bastards

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)

100 Ontario has spent $8 million so far storing US booze as Trade War continues( LOL trade war, they will hold their breath if they don't get their way!)

https://instapundit.com/810106/
Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (YwEeS)

So they bought US booze and just burned their own inventory by not selling it to customers? That sure showed us....that they are idiots. We need to take them over just to teach them how to make money.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)

101 Socialists call this "bad luck."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
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Nowadays they call it "Trump's Fault."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D)

102 So those born during daylight savings time are getting an extra hour of life out of this, and those born during standard time have had an hour stolen. Unfair.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (XvL8K)

103 WIND-BREAKING NEWS: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) is assuming the mantle previously and proudly held by Eric Swalwell (D-CA)

Senator Schumer was in the middle of remarks on the Senate floor about the National Defense Authorization Act and Trump’s foreign policy when the sound rang out over the Senate microphone.

“Now on Iran and the NDAA,” Schumer said before the interruption.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

104 73 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

Why you hating on blackademics, rayciss?

-woke AI Grokeshia
Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (j46lB)

Grad students is the traditional and most likely source.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

105 Is Indiana swapping these days?

yep

Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (FhXTo)

106 Pressley's head looks like a Milk Dud

Posted by: weew at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (9TspW)

107 Mystery bidder buys ‘Gus’ the T. rex for a record $50M: ‘Exceptional find’


Anyone here?

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (Dd38x)

108
Sunshine Protection Act? Should be the Get Out of Bed You Lazy Bastards Act. Keep Standard Time!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 05:46 PM (TW0tG)

109 Socialists call this "bad luck."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
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Nowadays they call it "Trump's Fault."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D)
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That's what I say at the pump every time I'm paying one of the biggest gas taxes in the nation.

Trump and staight whores who moo.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

110 DST: it's "Saving" singular.

*Please make a note of it.*

Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)

111 The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly."

Not when it's 103f and the trash smells like a mostly rotted baby harp seal.

Posted by: 13times at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (6iKlf)

112 106 Pressley's head looks like a Milk Dud

Posted by: weew at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (9TspW)

Reminds me of Jane Curtin in Coneheads for some weird reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

113 Sunshine Protection Act? Should be the Get Out of Bed You Lazy Bastards Act. Keep Standard Time!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 05:46 PM (TW0tG)
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I identify as just as industrious individual that wants to sleep until 10.

Please do not harsh my buzz.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (Fi81e)

114 Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM

What are your thoughts on the Oxford Comma?

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company, Oxford Platoon at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

115 DST: it's "Saving" singular.

*Please make a note of it.*
Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)

Daylights Savings Times.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (uhVAy)

116 States that use standard time year-round -- currently only Arizona and Hawaii -- before the law goes into effect wouldn't have to change.
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So we'd be permanently on Pacific time?
Ok, whaever.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM


We will be like england during WWII. They were on greenwich mean time in the british isles and most of their colonies went on double summer time. It was a mess trying to coordinate them all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0N4FZ)

117 DST: it's "Saving" singular.

*Please make a note of it.*
Posted by: Pedantic Language Nerd at July 14, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1


On Trump's account, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)

118 >> But it doesn’t show the horizon for da Erf or da Moon. So what does it reference in space?

If you'll be on the ONT tonight, we can discuss this in more detail, as I'm going to have be out in a little bit.

Anyway, the "8 ball" local reference frame, was *inertial*, showing axes relative to whatever inertial frame they were using (might have been the ECI frame, but could've been something else that they preferred for whatever reason). They would translate as needed, and the computers could do this, to "LVLH", local vertical local horizontal as needed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:48 PM (w6EFb)

119 CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The real reason for the penny shortage.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (wHfoO)

120 4:15 sunsets are now a thing of the past.
Thank. God.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (pE12i)

121 Mystery bidder buys ‘Gus’ the T. rex for a record $50M: ‘Exceptional find’


Anyone here?
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 05:45 PM (Dd38x)
——

I prefer Sue the T-Rex. Because I’m not gay.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (bAJQW)

122 This may be a stupid question, since it appears that the City Council has no ceiling on what money they can vote for themselves, why didn't they for a one-time billion dollar baloon payment and enduring annual 20% cut of all gross NYC tax receipts?

Why limit themselves to only a measly 18% with mandated minimum 2% annual increases despite performance or any other metric?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (BvPIe)

123 "Indiana swapping."
Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Shumer ripped one on the Senate floor?

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (YwEeS)

125 Greenwich is a bad choice for the dateline, anyway. Greenwich is in England, which everyone knows sits directly beneath G-d's *other* throne, in Heaven's bathroom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

126 Wait. We're never going to stop saving time?

You can't take it with you.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

127 Does anyone know why that Dim Rep Presley politician woman is bald and shaves and oils her fat head?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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Many black women have really bad hair. The kind of hair that is dry and brittle and if you wash it daily, it breaks and frizzes. This is why they don't wash daily, wear wigs, have weaves, etc.

Shaving seems an acceptable option. To bad she looks like a pene.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (XYNFs)

128 Schumer definitely farted today while speaking in the Senate. After he let loose he tried not to laugh.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (m2wmY)

129 >> When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Also, trains colliding with each other due to setting clocks to different local times. The railroads realized they needed to synchronize their clocks.

And translating "Railroad Time" amongst all the local times (think of local time as just continuously shifting with longitude) was a nightmare.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (w6EFb)

130 Also, why do we have this time zone nonsense?

Just pick one standard dateline - let's say, right through Southern Appalachia, since it sits directly beneath G-d's throne in Heaven - and have that be the only time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:39 PM (BI5O2)
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Where the sun comes up
At ten in the morning and the sun goes down
At three in the day
And you fill your cup
With what bitter brew they offer
And you spend your life
Thinking how to get away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Does anyone know why that Dim Rep Presley politician woman is bald and shaves and oils her fat head?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


She has alopecia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

132 We never get any credit.

Posted by: Productive people who stay up late and then sleep in at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)

133 It is sunny in SF today for the first time in over a week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

134 And translating "Railroad Time" amongst all the local times (think of local time as just continuously shifting with longitude) was a nightmare.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM (w6EFb)

Picturing a station agent looking at his pocket watch.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (/WQyy)

135 This is what NYC voted, same as LA, greedy, incompetent buffoons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)

136 You cannot hate the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

137 Greenwich is a bad choice for the dateline, anyway. Greenwich is in England, which everyone knows sits directly beneath G-d's *other* throne, in Heaven's bathroom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

They can't move the Cutty Sark clipper to any other place so Greenwich it is.

When I visited London in the past I always went out of my way to get there on the tubes to see the ship and the GMT line.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (uhVAy)

138 If we're "saving time" every year with DST, can we bank that somewhere so it earns compound interest?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

139 Presley has alopecia. And is a scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (m2wmY)

140 This is what NYC voted, same as LA, greedy, incompetent buffoons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)


In fairness, look at the makeup of Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e)

141 Keep Standard Time!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 05:46
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aka, God's Time.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (Hbeqj)

142 126 Wait. We're never going to stop saving time?

You can't take it with you.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM
======

I'd like to put it in a bottle.

Posted by: The ghost of Jim Croce at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1)

143 I identify as someone who is at 7PM.

After all, animals don't have time zones.

It's a social construct, so not real.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (Fi81e)

144 Re: "daylight savings time", I don't get why people hate it so much. I spend five minutes twice a year changing clocks, and have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions. In return, we get later sunsets in the summer and earlier sunrises in the winter, as measured by the clock. Seems like a good system.

Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

(And, no, I'm not doing that libtard thing where I pretend not to understand something in order to avoid defending my position.)

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

145 Hey UK police!!!
Fu*k you.
You have a crusade in your future whether you want it or not. Better find your spine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (2WIwB)

146 All I know is I want the fall back one not the spring forward

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (FtULh)

147 >>>.The House will vote to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. No more changing clocks every six months like a mental patient.

Faced with two options for change, they picked the retarded one. The US Congress everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)


This x 100%.

I love my early evenings in the cooler months.

If this actually becomes the law, I predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (xqQi7)

148 Don't give the Dems any ideas. They might try to make us nocturnal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (m2wmY)

149 You cannot hate the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)
---
You stop saying that! I can TOO!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

150 She has alopecia.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

That's what Jada Pinkett allegedly has and the reason for the Chris Rock slap.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (/WQyy)

151 >>Presley has alopecia. And is a scumbag

And recently bought a nice vacation home on Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

152 Socialism pays well for the people at the top.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

153 Re: "daylight savings time", I don't get why people hate it so much. I spend five minutes twice a year changing clocks, and have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions. In return, we get later sunsets in the summer and earlier sunrises in the winter, as measured by the clock. Seems like a good system.

Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

(And, no, I'm not doing that libtard thing where I pretend not to understand something in order to avoid defending my position.)

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

I just use computers/tables/phones for all time showing devices so I don't even have to bother with swapping twice a year.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)

154 I wonder how much of Greenidge's book was ghostwritten by AI.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)

Why you hating on blackademics, rayciss?

-woke AI Grokeshia
Posted by: Polka will never die at July 14, 2026 05:44 PM (j46lB)
---
The receding tide of DEI is going to leave a lot of fake scholars high and dry.

A ton of colleges are going to close in the next ten years, and whether legal or not, schools are going to have to jettison the DEI crap or go under.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

155 So they bought US booze and just burned their own inventory by not selling it to customers? That sure showed us....that they are idiots. We need to take them over just to teach them how to make money.
Posted by: Oldcat

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no, they are geniuses -- The Lefty commie globalist bankers destroyed the country, and now they just blame it all on Trump. They drove that whole economy into the ground like a pile driver at the pier, but they just claim - "Trump", "tariffs", etc.

Politically, it is working very well for them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XYNFs)

156 @140

>>In fairness, look at the makeup of Congress.

In the main, we are governed by some pretty disgusting and retarded people.

The Democrats though are so putrid and so vile, that similarly only putrid and vile people can vote for the at sh*.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)

157 Anyway, the "8 ball" local reference frame, was *inertial*, showing axes relative to whatever inertial frame they were using

*sobs uncontrollably*

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (fAGm7)

158
And recently bought a nice vacation home on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

There goes the neighborhood....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (FtULh)

159 You cannot hate the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)
---
You stop saying that! I can TOO!
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

***

Yes HUH!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (2WIwB)

160 Fer cryin' out loud, set the time half way between.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (/enuJ)

161 willowed joke

more PIT maneuvers to stop the car.
Posted by: Community Notes

Our motto:

It's easier to pull you out of the car after it's flipped.
Posted by: Arkansas State Police Youtube



It does tend to take the fight out of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (F5FAo)

162 >> When trains arrived this was a problem for people wanting to meet the train.

Also, trains colliding with each other due to setting clocks to different local times. The railroads realized they needed to synchronize their clocks.

And translating "Railroad Time" amongst all the local times (think of local time as just continuously shifting with longitude) was a nightmare.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at July 14, 2026 05:50 PM
+++

I'd like to go to Morrow.

https://youtu.be/zdEkm__55ik

Posted by: The ghost of Jim Croce at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

163 Kerri Greenidge is Mellon Associate Professor in the Department of Studies in Race, Colonialism,
and Diaspora at Tufts University, where she also co-directs the African American Trail Project.

____________________


Well of course she's claiming racism. It's all she knows.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (dIske)

164
"We will try the MIRV process on the condition that Speaker Johnson attaches the SAVE America Act to all the appropriation bills and all must-pass bills here in the House and ensures it is sent to the Senate as one bill,"



MIRV process?

I really wish she wouldn't tease like that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (dv49b)

165 If you're late to this thread, we're going to pass a law to set the clocks at a certain hour.

So, that ought to save you some time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

166 As an Alaskan, I want our four time zones back, AND standard time.

"But that will make Anchorage two hours off from Seattle!"


I have zero fucks to give about those waterheads in Seattle. Besides, we used to be two hours off from Seattle before the current bullshit started, and I never noticed it doing any harm. Businesses that needed to deal with Seattle started an hour earlier, and the rest of us had a normal clock.

As for the brutal ignorance that was responsible for institutting "daylight savings time" in Alaska...well...

Posted by: Peter Sellers at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (IG3/x)

167 Anyway, the "8 ball" local reference frame, was *inertial*, showing axes relative to whatever inertial frame they were using

----
I'm picturing an astronaut shaking the Magic 8-Ball and asking it if they are still pointed in the right direction.

"All Signs Point To Yes"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (FZ29D)

168 Oops.
Croce sock fail.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

169 (sock off)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (IG3/x)

170 I hated getting off work when it was dark . Being retired though changes all concept of time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (/WQyy)

171 "The attack on Black women academics is real."

---------------

Academic debate used to be called scholarship, prove your assertions or shut up. DEI says stuff your scholarship, facts are what I say they are.

Eventually colleges and universities that refuse to stick to facts, debates and discussions will disappear and not a moment too soon.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (ZNpJk)

172 Anyone here who is seriously inconvenienced, or sleep-disturbed by it? What am I missing? Before retiring, I did software development, and I don't recall any problems caused by the changeover in the last few decades. Everyone knew when it was going to happen and handled it, mostly automajically.

(And, no, I'm not doing that libtard thing where I pretend not to understand something in order to avoid defending my position.)

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

Time zone programming is always a bit of a pain, even more so world wide.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

173 Re: "daylight savings time", I don't get why people hate it so much. I spend five minutes twice a year changing clocks, and have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)
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It's singular. No savings.

I hate it because for 21 years the "spring forward" happened on a drill weekend, so after being burned out after Saturday drill you get to lose *another* hour of sleep on Sunday. The following workweek was basically zombie territory.

And it is stupid. Pick a time. Daylight saving has commercial interests behind it, and that's why it wins. Follow the money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

174 The bitchin will be epic in the winter time here, I'm about 60 miles as crow flies to cst. Sunrise will be laaaate and school kids will be dying by the thousands

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 14, 2026 05:58 PM (/6GbT)

175 They say time heals all wounds
But time's standing still

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:58 PM (/WQyy)

176 4 Article at American Thinker was saying there are hundred million Illegals here, sucking the life out of the country

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:17 PM (j9CiB)


What ? ? ? I'm reliably told that there are eleven million illegal aliens here, and that number has remained the same for the last twenty or thirty years. Are you telling me that I've been lied to, and the number is much higher? I simply cannot believe that.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (X5Jzz)

177 Y'all want to know the deal with the DST kerfuffle?

It's a holdover from the time when the northern states held the political power in the country.

The further south you go, the less variance there is in the length of the day. So southern states, and their fine citizens, are less impacted than northern citizens who whine about how the time that everyone calls it must align with their personal preferences.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

178 146 All I know is I want the fall back one not the spring forward
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (FtULh)

Sorry, that's not the one we're getting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (zYpTz)

179 predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
——-

That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)

180 That's what Jada Pinkett allegedly has and the reason for the Chris Rock slap.
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (/WQyy)


I thought the reason for the slap was a comment about her sucking more men's cocks since she married Smith than before.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

181 I always miss nekkid art day. Unless it's fat guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)

182 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."

Meh. Montgomery County MD started doing that in the 90s...

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (7VniJ)

183 Everything's going to be put on a payin' basis!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e)

184 Academic debate used to be called scholarship, prove your assertions or shut up. DEI says stuff your scholarship, facts are what I say they are.

Eventually colleges and universities that refuse to stick to facts, debates and discussions will disappear and not a moment too soon.
Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2026 05:57 PM (ZNpJk)

***
U of Oregon is shutting down a couple dorms due to a shortfall in applications and a $65 million shortfall. Suck it academia.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)

185 That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)
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I used to wait for the bus in the dark.

Next to a house that I swear was haunted.

Yet I survived.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (FZ29D)

186 I walk my daughter to school through the woods in the morning. We'll be fine. She has a coat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (BI5O2)

187 predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
——-

That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)

Yup I was waiting for a bus in the dark.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

188 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."
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Big Brother is Right wing, yo.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e)

189 no, they are geniuses -- The Lefty commie globalist bankers destroyed the country, and now they just blame it all on Trump. They drove that whole economy into the ground like a pile driver at the pier, but they just claim - "Trump", "tariffs", etc.

Politically, it is working very well for them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XYNFs)
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No lie detected.

Canadians have become caricatures of themselves. The country is sliding into a dumpster fire and yet all the Liberals have to do is say "Elbows up against Trump" and their voters shuffle into the polls and give them more power.

Not a serious country.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

190 @151 JackStraw, I bet the white folks on the Vineyard will welcome her a little better than the illegals

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (m2wmY)

191 > predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
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The state takes care of that, citizen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (jehhT)

192 For the Daylights Savings Time negation, we should mess with the rest of the world and set our official time 20 minutes ahead of everyone else's on the hour time.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)

193 Presley has alopecia. And is a scumbag

And recently bought a nice vacation home on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)
——

MV is probably 90% white. I doubt there are even 2% blacks there. Odd that the proud black warrior would go live with all the white oppressors.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (bAJQW)

194 American Thinker was saying there are hundred million Illegals here"

*nods in agreement

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (7VniJ)

195 > have a couple of days of very slightly disrupted sleep around the transitions.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)

There is a measurable increase in the number of traffic accidents after "springing ahead".

It's hard to imagine that it would be otherwise... put millions of people on the road, all short an hour or more of sleep. Not a good situation.

Time doesn't kill people. Daylight Savings Time kills people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (IG3/x)

196 >Is this about me?

Posted by: Oscillating Richard
----

no
you're thinking of pendants
totally different

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (ZxPkt)

197 I know not everyone is privileged, but we do have things called street lights

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (/6GbT)

198 I live on the far west side of the MT time zone. In the summer the sun sets around 9pm or so. In the winter it rises about 9 am (even later because of the hills to the east). I really don't have a dog in the fight, other than we pick one or the other. Having once lived in Alaska, going to bed when it's light out is no big deal for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (0aYVJ)

199 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law."

Meh. Montgomery County MD started doing that in the 90s...
Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (7VniJ)

***
They tried that bullshit in Seattle. The garbage collectors were paid bonuses for "violations."
Guess what happened!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

200 27 14 Standard time would be better all year around
It will be dark until 8am in winter in north
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 05:21 PM (j9CiB)

I agree, want Standard.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)


Depends a lot on where you are relative to the time zone boundaries.

Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (X5Jzz)

201 That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)
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If only there was a way to compensate for this, like changing the start times for things...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Honey, it ain't because you are black, it is because you are a liar. I know the democraps told you it was okay to lie, but they were wrong, as usual. They--get this--lied to you.

And God hates a liar.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (bl07w)

203 Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law.


Start rigging trashcans with glitter bombs ala porch pirates.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (wHfoO)

204 >predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside
=====


homeroom and 1st period too

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (ZxPkt)

205 Guess what happened!!!

How much were you fined?

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (7VniJ)

206 Moose the Lab just pulled a Schumer on here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (HW/1v)

207 I predict it will be switched back in less than a year as parents will revolt after having to endure getting thier kids out of bed, fed breakfast, ready for school, and then dropped off at school all while it's pitch dark outside.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 14, 2026 05:54 PM (xqQi7)

For most of the winter, it's like that anyway, even once we've fallen back to standard.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2026 06:03 PM (zYpTz)

208 They tried that bullshit in Seattle. The garbage collectors were paid bonuses for "violations."
Guess what happened!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)
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CHOP?

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (Fi81e)

209 The banana Dream plan is still the best. As the banana Dream I endorse it. Fall back 1 hour twice a month, 24 hours a year. No more of this spring forward business.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (3uBP9)

210 I thought the reason for the slap was a comment about her sucking more men's cocks since she married Smith than before.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

He compared her to GI Jane.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (/WQyy)

211 That’s what happened in the 1970s. All the Karens started screeching “They are waiting for the Bus in the dark!!!” And it was rescinded.

It’s been the refrain of low frequency individuals ever since.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 05:59 PM (fAGm7)
=====

I was one of those kids prowling around in the dark that winter. I liked it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

212 >>@151 JackStraw, I bet the white folks on the Vineyard will welcome her a little better than the illegals

Believe it or not there has been a black neighborhood on Martha's Vineyard for generations, Oak Bluffs. The residents are as snobby as their white neighbors.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

213 I agree, want Standard.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)

Depends a lot on where you are relative to the time zone boundaries.
Posted by: a.moron at July 14, 2026 06:02 PM (X5Jzz)

It matters not one iota up here. The light changes by about 6 minutes a day, first one way, and then the other. It's dark in winter and light all summer. You cannot tell the time by the sun.

I just don't want it to change twice a year on somebody's whim.

You know, we have electric lighting now, so....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (bl07w)

214 As a kid in Montana, I would walk to school in the dark in December.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)

215 Either way, the sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow.

Posted by: Annie at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

216 It floors me that the same Congresscritters and Politicians who got spied on using the FISA system... want to put it back into effect with NO CHANGES.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (mP0Kj)

217 no, they are geniuses -- The Lefty commie globalist bankers destroyed the country, and now they just blame it all on Trump. They drove that whole economy into the ground like a pile driver at the pier, but they just claim - "Trump", "tariffs", etc.

Politically, it is working very well for them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 14, 2026 05:55 PM (XYNFs)
---
No lie detected.

Canadians have become caricatures of themselves. The country is sliding into a dumpster fire and yet all the Liberals have to do is say "Elbows up against Trump" and their voters shuffle into the polls and give them more power.

Not a serious country.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

Yeah I was a bit surprised that the laid back Canadians suddenly were planning mass invasions of America because some asshole from England told them to. I even had to unfollow some dude on Youtube who talked about Comic books because he flipped over into full Canadian militarism mode. Wonder if he's still around.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)

218 Either way, the sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow.
Posted by: Annie"

Stfu. And your dog, too.

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (7VniJ)

219 Hopefully the nicest ride I ever owned

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

220 Moose the Lab just pulled a Schumer on here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Better than pulling a Biden or a Nadler.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (wHfoO)

221 It is noon when the sun is at its zenith

hello
any you guys heard of Stonehenge

Standard Time FTW

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (ZxPkt)

222 215 Either way, the sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow.
Posted by: Annie at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

Unless there is an eclipse... at dawn... then...

Posted by: Shut up Wesley at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (mP0Kj)

223
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

===============

I wish he had offered to make the settlement ten times that sum on the condition that it went to women's shelters. Your call, E Jean. You score $5.6 mil, or abused women of New York get $56 mil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (mmrXZ)

224 The garbage collectors were paid bonuses for "violations." Guess what happened!!!
——-

Residents started sniping the collectors with .22 rifles? What?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 06:06 PM (fAGm7)

225 U of Oregon is shutting down a couple dorms due to a shortfall in applications and a $65 million shortfall. Suck it academia.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)
---
We are approaching the demographic cliff in terms of birth rate. In the next five years a lot of high ed. will close down due to lack of students. Doesn't matter if they drop DEI or not, there are simply not enough Zoomers to fill up infrastructures built on the assumption the Baby Boom would continue forever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

226 As a kid in Montana, I would walk to school in the dark in December.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Erudite and Stuff at July 14, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)


I was eaten by a werewolf.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

227 Ahhhhh! It's dark! Oh nooooo!

What kind of complaint is this, lol? Are people afraid there's monsters that disappear when the sun comes up?

If you're in a place where kids are unsafe at a bus stop at 7am, they're also unsafe at noon.

It's going to be OK. I promise nothing terrible will happen. There, there, Karen... shhhhhh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (BI5O2)

228 Canadians have become caricatures of themselves.

Interestingly, along with the "Americans are so nice" videos from the World Cup, there are a lot of "Damn, Canadians are assholes" videos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)

229 I too, remember going to school in the dark. Always kind of liked it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (n5tGW)

230 I walk my daughter to school through the woods in the morning. We'll be fine. She has a coat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 06:00 PM (BI5O2)
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You don't say?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 14, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)

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