Democrat Senator Elisa Slotkin: If the SAVE Act Is Passed Democrats Will Never Win Another Election In Any State

Quite an admission.

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Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin: "The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election."

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Michigan Senator Elisa Slotkin says if the SAVE Act passes then Democrats wouldn't win another election in any state
She just accidentally blurted out the entire scheme...
Democrats can't win without illegals voting. Democrats can't win without cheating.

Sooooo, you’re saying there are a group of candidates who cannot win without people who can’t prove their identity voting in our elections?
Whoops. pic.twitter.com/dYr2nIb0dv
— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) July 14, 2026

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 01:11 PM (sn5xH)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: RandomDave at July 14, 2026 01:11 PM (aJQbY)

3 Ya don't say

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)

4 What an odd thing to say.

Posted by: TJM's phone at July 14, 2026 01:12 PM (3hMEn)

5 All the Democrats have to do is help those disenfranchised voters get their IDs, right ?

Buying age-restricted products, financial transactions, food stamps, welfare, Medicaid, Social Security, unemployment benefits, travel, legal and civil activities, getting married, adopting a pet, purchasing a gun, holding a protest or rally, hunting and fishing licenses, visiting casinos, renting hotel room, picking up prescription medications, accessing certain medical services may require identification, as well as voting.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

6 Tyvec jumpsuit perp walks. Disgorge ill gotten gains.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 14, 2026 01:13 PM (YlWIZ)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:13 PM (2YhKe)

8 Trace Gallagher: �Can you imagine if Fox stopped carrying the Biden press conferences? They would be freaking out!

==

They could've tried anyway, you know...

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

9 I always confuse Elisa Slotkin with Elise Stefanik. Their politics are dissimilar.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)

10
More from this See You Next Cunt:

LOL! This an error or just a damn good funny?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

11 Democrat Senator Elisa Slotkin: If the SAVE Act Is Passed Democrats Will Never Win Another Election In Any State

Tell us you cheat without telling us you cheat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 01:14 PM (F5FAo)

12 Jim Acosta is trying very hard to look butch in that picture from the Nicole Wallace interview.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

13 She confessed this to another Democrat Karen, "Jim" Acosta.

Jm J. Acosta. The twin of the flaming homo from Too Close for Comfort.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (2YhKe)

14 Greatest political gaffe of all time?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (FZ29D)

15 If the SAVE Act Is Passed Democrats Will Never Win Another Election In Any State

I already support it, you don't have to over-sell it!

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

16 Jim Acosta is trying very hard to look butch in that picture from the Nicole Wallace interview.

I didn't say he succeeded.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

17 "We can't win without fraud" seems a pretty convincing admission.

Pity the Republicans in Congress can't get their thumbs out of their asses and do anything about it.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (ggBwK)

18 Well MS. Slutkin... Pretty sure you don't have to worry about the Save Act passing...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (K6BoD)

19 "She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van
And that's all right with me"

- Haley Steven's favorite song to play at campaign appearances (maybe)

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (5yDGQ)

20 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2026 01:16 PM (sn5xH)

21 ~~Michigan~~ CIA Senator Elisa Slotkin (D) says what?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 01:16 PM (jehhT)

22 The next wave of media:

"Shut up. You know what she meant."

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

23 She just accidentally blurted out the entire scheme...
.......

Oopty.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

24 Willowed:

317 >>They're tired of seeing Russia from their house.

It's amazing to me how many leftists I've either heard in person or read who believe Sarah Palin actually said that.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 14, 2026 01:12 PM (J4Dwc)

I went to Denmark some time after that SNL skit. Danish / Euro trash media reported it as something Palin said.

They all believed it and were SHOCKED with I advised them it was Tina Fey from SNL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)

25 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."
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Meanwhile, their husbands are taking their bowling balls down to the nudie bar.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (FZ29D)

26 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Yea, that totally happened. Totally.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

27 It always annoys me when movie villians reveal their evil plans in overly long monologues. But in this case, I'll let it slide.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (cWLG3)

28 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."
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Meanwhile, their husbands are taking their bowling balls down to the nudie bar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (FZ29D)
_________

Or out banging THOTs ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

29 Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions:
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I live in Michigan. I go to a pretty doctrinally conservative church.

I don't know any of these women.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

30 Pity the Republicans in Congress can't get their thumbs out of their asses and do anything about it.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 14, 2026 01:15 PM (ggBwK)

This.

We continue to say they're not sending their best, yet our f*cktards can't get out of their own way and pass something 87% of the COUNTRY wants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (2YhKe)

31 Yeah, that is my hoor from MI.

What a cvnt.
And the fake doctor/muzzie, and Haley Shriekings make my blood boil.

On the other side, Perry is creepy, John James has been gunning for various offices forever, and My(ke) Cox doesn't thrill me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (ufFY8)

32 “See You Next Tuesday” is how I always heard it. And that’s Today

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (nQ/qz)

33 Karen "Jim" Acosta.

Karen "Jake" Tapper

.....

I like this new template and shall endeavor to employ it forthwith.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:19 PM (Ot/FD)

34 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Yea, that totally happened. Totally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
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If Trump said something like that the media would add "without proof".

She, as well, does not provide proof, but it's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)

35 Meanwhile, their husbands are taking their bowling balls down to the nudie bar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (FZ29D)

We reserve our right to look a hooters.

Posted by: NOMAM at July 14, 2026 01:19 PM (UQtCA)

36 Has anybody seen my balls? Anybody?

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:20 PM (3arSl)

37 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Yea, that totally happened. Totally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Narrator voice:

No. It did not.

And everyone knows it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

38 Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2026 01:20 PM (SwyyQ)

39 On the other side, Perry is creepy, John James has been gunning for various offices forever, and My(ke) Cox doesn't thrill me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (ufFY

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But, we're probably going to have to pick one of them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

40 Hailey Bennett looks like she needs a sedative. Elissa Slotkin should enjoy her Ballpark Franks money and go away.
Do better Michigan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (m2wmY)

41 I find those terms acceptable.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (PMi3m)

42 What’s more important than the SAVE Act? Certainly how well my steak is done.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (3arSl)

43 “See You Next Tuesday” is how I always heard it. And that’s Today
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (nQ/qz)
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One of the classes I taught was a T/Th class.

I always had to remind myself to avoid saying, "See You Next Tuesday" at the end of Thursday's class.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (FZ29D)

44 I mean basically they believe they are Good People and deserve more than a single vote per each. So they increase their "vote value" with fake ballots and illegals voting (or just bundlers putting that together etc).

they are The Best of Us. they need more impact, more "weighting."

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (j+aD2)

45 I've long been convinced that the Pedocrats are a 20% party with 30% cheating. 31% if necessary. Who could possibly vote for these lunatics?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (l26NL)

46 28 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

False... Democrat women don't have husbands...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (K6BoD)

47 Democrat Senator Elisa Slotkin: If the SAVE Act Is Passed Democrats Will Never Win Another Election In Any State
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Trying to see the downside

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (Qr870)

48 Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions:
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I live in Michigan. I go to a pretty doctrinally conservative church.

I don't know any of these women.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

The Democrats have NOTHING but lies.

FFS. If your relationship is THAT BAD, divorce is an option and you'll get PAID to do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (2YhKe)

49 We continue to say they're not sending their best, yet our f*cktards can't get out of their own way and pass something 87% of the COUNTRY wants.
==
Uniparty.

Exhibit number 11,032,237. Some people need more evidence, and some don't.

Posted by: Its real, and its the problem at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (anL5R)

50 26 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Yea, that totally happened. Totally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14,

This comment made me laugh. Sure, Elise.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (p4NUW)

51 Coming home to your husband reeking of box wine and failure....

Honey, he knows where you go. He knows where you been.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (Ot/FD)

52 It's not just about illegals, it's about the Dems other core constituencies: those too stupid to have an ID or too dead.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (wBaIH)

53 The senate is useless as tits on a bull. I would know.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (3arSl)

54 What does it say that the Republicans can't pass the SAVE Act? Can we EVER have nice things?

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (286+n)

55 False... Democrat women don't have husbands...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (K6BoD)
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It's more of a business arrangement.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (FZ29D)

56 I support reelecting Murkowski because the skirt on her fat ass is big enough to hide my meager cowardly frame.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:23 PM (3arSl)

57 I always had to remind myself to avoid saying, "See You Next Tuesday" at the end of Thursday's class.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (FZ29D)
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Especially to a girl.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

58 At least you can tell Haley Stevens is from Michigan by her thick accent. Unlike her opponent Abdul Al-Akbar Jihadi.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2026 01:23 PM (hDe5k)

59 The Democrats have NOTHING but lies.

FFS. If your relationship is THAT BAD, divorce is an option and you'll get PAID to do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026

Not always, but your point is taken. It’s ridiculous.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:23 PM (p4NUW)

60 Sunny Hostin spent years preaching that nobody is above the law.

Then her own son gets cited for trespassing and the excuses start rolling in:

“He’s a Harvard graduate.”
“He has no criminal record.”
“Do you know who I am? I’m on The View.”

The hypocrisy writes itself. 😂

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

61
The wicked man fleeth, when no man pursueth.

- Proverbs 28:1

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:24 PM (O0L8i)

62 John Thune's Scrotum and Maxine Waters' Wig walked into a bar....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)

63 What does it say that the Republicans can't pass the SAVE Act? Can we EVER have nice things?
Posted by: Iris

It says the party is damn near useless.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2026 01:24 PM (sn5xH)

64 @61 yup

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 14, 2026 01:24 PM (cWLG3)

65 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Then, before going home, they'd go to a minotaur milking farm.

Posted by: True Facts from Elisa Slotkin at July 14, 2026 01:25 PM (wBRco)

66 1. We. Don't. Cheat.
2. OK. Sometimes, we will admit, there is cheating - But it's BOTH Sides!
3. For Realz Though. We Cheat a Lot - But, it's to Preserve Our Precious Democracy.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 01:25 PM (uzmqU)

67
Not always, but your point is taken. It’s ridiculous.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:23 PM (p4NUW)

True. I will adjust to "a VAST majority of the time."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:25 PM (2YhKe)

68 I support Susan Collins because she shakes more than a washing machine spinning with an unbalanced load.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:25 PM (3arSl)

69 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

I mean, if you came home from a hard day at work and your AWFL wife said "Hi honey, I'm glad you're home! The kids need dinner and help with their homework, I'm off to volunteer for Elisa!" you probably wouldn't be happy either.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 14, 2026 01:25 PM (9ZFZd)

70 10
More from this See You Next Cunt:

LOL! This an error or just a damn good funny?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

Ace's word structurements and thought spiralings are what keep me coming back.

Posted by: Croaker at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (kkG09)

71 "How can you call it a Democracy if one side can only win by cheating?" said the party that can only win by cheating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (Ot/FD)

72 the women in michigan scared of their husbands are the muzzies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)

73 I support reelecting Murkowski because the skirt on her fat ass is big enough to hide my meager cowardly frame.
Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:23 PM (3arSl)

The bitch has a nose that can vacuum up some cocaine like an Electrolux.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (2YhKe)

74 I don’t have the votes.
Oh wait, I thought we were voting on whether I have any balls.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (3arSl)

75 Wonder how many times the cleaning staff at the Senate have had to sweep up little piles of doodoo from under the seats.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)

76 In the main, Democrats are evil lunatics, full stop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (XV/Pl)

77
I support Susan Collins because she shakes more than a washing machine spinning with an unbalanced load.
Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:25 PM (3arSl)

Brick in a washing machine on a trampoline

https://youtu.be/779fMc8ubOo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (O0L8i)

78 >"Can you imagine if Fox News did this?"

That will be chiseled on the tombstone of the RINO party.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (1pjiY)

79 I know where my birth certificate is. I also know how to get a certified copy in case my house is blown away by a tornado and everything is lost. Democrats know their audience. Too stupid and/or lazy to do regular, every day stuff.

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (VJX5o)

80 What’s more important than the SAVE Act? Certainly how well my steak is done.
Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum

I can grill one for you.

Posted by: Chuckie Schumer at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

81 We'll never have Mandatory Dick Punch Wednesdays if we have to get half the people to vote for Mandatory Dick Punch Wednesdays.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (Ot/FD)

82 When Murkowski swims the backstroke, her nose is so big people start screaming “shark!” .

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (3arSl)

83 ibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Michigan Senator Elisa Slotkin says if the SAVE Act passes then Democrats wouldn't win another election in any state

She just accidentally blurted out the entire scheme...

Democrats can't win without illegals voting. Democrats can't win without cheating
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They also cannot win with dissembling, deflecting, and denying their real policies and aims.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (RIvkX)

84 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

And I'm sure dozens of reporters mobbed her office in order to get interviews with these poor, harried women, right???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (diia5)

85 72 the women in michigan scared of their husbands are the muzzies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
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Even worse, she probably volunteered or the campaign, without a man to escort her there!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (cWLG3)

86 I have a new pet peeve. Trendy eyeware. I'd be ok with the "power glasses", the "welder's goggle glasses" and the "thick rim glasses" if everyone didn't gavitate towards the same version as if it's a status symbol. I suppose it is a status symbol to those insisting on keeping up with the trend, but they look stupid and overstated.

HOWEVER, it's a great way to read someone's values. You used to have to listen to someone to see where they stood on certain issues. Now I can figure out someone's ideology by looking at how they present themselves. It's a freaking uniform.

(initiated by Acosta's giant wide frame glasses)

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)

87 "How can you call it a Democracy if one side can only win by cheating?" said the party that can only win by cheating.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (Ot/FD)

Our Democracy requires the sort of purity of decision-making that is not diluted or influenced otherwise by the will of the electorate.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR)

88 The senate is useless as tits on a bull. I would know.
Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM

Dude. How do you think we provide milk?

Posted by: Minotaurs at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)

89 Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions:

"We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."
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Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 01:29 PM (RIvkX)

90 Huh, Nice Lips Sally is knocked up. She is wearing a skin tight leopard skin outfit. Actually looks hot. (Young and the Senseless)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

91 72 the women in michigan scared of their husbands are the muzzies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14

And those women aren’t going to book clubs, either.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:29 PM (p4NUW)

92 When the senate needs real men with a stiff spine, they send someone else. I’m more malleable than over boiled spaghetti.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:29 PM (3arSl)

93 I'm sold!

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (OTAXA)

94
Naughty librarian glasses >>>> Power glasses

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (O0L8i)

95 I mean, if you came home from a hard day at work and your AWFL wife said "Hi honey, I'm glad you're home! The kids need dinner and help with their homework, I'm off to volunteer for Elisa!" you probably wouldn't be happy either.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science

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That would at least lead to an opportune moment for him to take the kids and fleeing to another state, leaving her with an empty house upon her return.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (5yDGQ)

96 "The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election."

Yet the GOP sits on their collective thumb.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (MWfyi)

97 I live in Michigan. I go to a pretty doctrinally conservative church.

I don't know any of these women.

Posted by: Axeman

====

I too live in Michigan, and know more than a few women who would have no problem not only volunteering to help senator CIA, but would loudly explain that you should also be helping.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (TbKmJ)

98 >>"We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

And I bet their husbands were just plain miserable when they were left alone. In a peaceful, quiet house.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (uzmqU)

99 Sure is a heck of a coincidence that all this talk of free and fair elections and not covering Trump cause he's a liar who lies is happening just as this is about to happen.

>>@paulsperry_

>>DEVELOPING: President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence of foreign election interference (not Russian) in recent US elections inclg 2020 + COVER-UP. Directors Ratcliffe, Patel to certify evidence...developing...

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (viF8m)

100 "The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election."
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LOL. Admission that one party's inability to satisfy the requirements of the law would hurt Democratic candidates? Well paint my wagon and teach me to walk backward.

Posted by: scampydog at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2bFN5)

101 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

"My four year old looked at me and said "Daddy? Why does Trump want to hang blacks from trees and murder journalists by firing squad?""

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)

102 81 We'll never have Mandatory Dick Punch Wednesdays if we have to get half the people to vote for Mandatory Dick Punch Wednesdays.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:27 PM (Ot/FD)

Wait. It's not mandatory?

Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (05hbD)

103 >> Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions:

lol. If this chick had an original thought her head would explode from the single synapse firing.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (3arSl)

104 Now I can figure out someone's ideology by looking at how they present themselves. It's a freaking uniform.

(initiated by Acosta's giant wide frame glasses)
Posted by: Orson at July

I would venture to say that I would throw you for a loop. Or be the exception to your rule.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (p4NUW)

105 "Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions"

Well, Islam, ya know.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (MWfyi)

106 91 72 the women in michigan scared of their husbands are the muzzies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14

And those women aren’t going to book clubs, either.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:29 PM (p4NUW)
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I wonder if frequent trips to "book club" was a factor in her divorce?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (cWLG3)

107 We reserve our right to look at hooters.
Posted by: NOMAM

If it extends just one life...

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

108 The CIA are not sending their best.

Posted by: Mustafa Shiek Abdul, Margaret Brennan's toy brownie at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (wGerL)

109 She is wearing a skin tight leopard skin outfit.

I wore it better!

Posted by: scalped leopard at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (wBRco)

110 Is that Haley Stevens clip real? Seriously? She's right out of Central Casting. Keep talking, lady. Get in front of the camera more often. Hold more press conferences. Conduct big rallies!
That's gold, Jerry!
Gold!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

111
"Why does Trump want to hang blacks from trees and murder journalists by firing squad?"

The latter deserve no better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (O0L8i)

112 8 Trace Gallagher: Can you imagine if Fox stopped carrying the Biden press conferences? They would be freaking out!
_____

As if Biden had press conferences. They were proof of life appearances. And they had to prep him with embarrasing notecard instructions- The PRESIDENT (that's you, dummy), walks to the PODIUM...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (hDe5k)

113 Huh, Nice Lips Sally is knocked up. She is wearing a skin tight leopard skin outfit. Actually looks hot. (Young and the Senseless)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:29 PM

This makes things seem more normal now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (2YhKe)

114 I’d be in on Dick Punch Tuesdays if I had one.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (3arSl)

115 The wicked man fleeth, when no man pursueth.

- Proverbs 28:1

Posted by: Hadrian
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“The wicked walk on every side, when the vilest men are exalted.”

Psalms 12:8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (XeU6L)

116 John Thune's Scrotum and Maxine Waters' Wig walked into a bar....
****

Please don't remind me of why I stopped tending bar.

Posted by: clarence at July 14, 2026 01:33 PM (HpRTp)

117
She is wearing a skin tight leopard skin outfit.

I have a theory about women who wear leopard print outfits.

You do not want to hear my theory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:33 PM (O0L8i)

118 "The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election."

Yet the GOP sits on their collective thumb.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (MWfyi)
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The Democrats are ambitious, but also incompetent.

The GOP *could* be competent, but they lack ambition.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:33 PM (FZ29D)

119 29 Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions:
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Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Bottom Turtle at July 14, 2026 01:33 PM (XYNFs)

120 >>The CIA are not sending their best.

She's CIA. She knows exactly what she's talking about. So does the wicked witch of the east in Virginia.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)

121 I would venture to say that I would throw you for a loop. Or be the exception to your rule.
Posted by: Piper

I looked at your X thread the other day. I was quite impressed by your picture. You look like a very determined person who can kick ass and take names, if need be.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

122 I would venture to say that I would throw you for a loop. Or be the exception to your rule.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:31 PM (p4NUW)

___________________________

Well, there is the pragmatic application of using the power glasses to fry ants on the sidewalk. I'll put you in that category, Piper.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (dIske)

123 I think the best relationships are those in which you just lie to your spouse. Super healthy. Right, Elise? Also, just wondering as I am not part of the party that “supports women”, why are these people not empowered to embrace their true selves? Are dem women so meek they are unable to express themselves?

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

124 "The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election."

Yet the GOP sits on their collective thumb.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 01:30 PM (MWfyi)
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Not my thumb....

Posted by: John Thune, Mitch McConnell's Pool Boy at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (g8QOR)

125 Two hot chicks gossiping about Ugly RJ at the bikini bar.
Haven't figured out their names yet.

Bold and Beautiful

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (ufFY8)

126 Despite literally decades of claiming that some people some where somehow cannot get an ID to vote, the Democrats have never, ever produced one actual, live person who was denied and prevented from voting because they couldn't get an ID.
Yet the Dems--and the courts--demand we pretend these people exist.
Demand we pretend to believe a known lie.
A disgusting bigoted, racist lie.

But, I guess, to really care about and understand women and blacks, you have to believe they are all too stupid to get an ID?

So we should repeal the 14th and the 19th because if those folks aren't smart enough to figure out how to get an ID, then they have no business deciding the future of this country?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (3cUTc)

127
Democrat Elissa Slotkin suggests women in Michigan are too scared of their husbands to have their own opinions

Sure. Her Majesty is always saying, "Yes, Hadrian. Right as usual, Hadrian."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (O0L8i)

128 Ace's word structurements and thought spiralings are what keep me coming back.
Posted by: Croaker at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM (kkG09)
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Interesting word usements, as Harris Telemacher would say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (amcLV)

129 Are dem women so meek they are unable to express themselves?
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

You can't express crap wearing a red robe and a wimple.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (Ot/FD)

130 Ms. Slotkin, just thought you'd like to know that I have never had to show my birth certificate at the polls even though I took my husband's name.

Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (OlzlW)

131 We should take Murkowski, Tillis, Murkowski and that idiot Cassidy, and toss them in a lake of fire.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (3arSl)

132 It's not YOUR democracy, it's OUR democracy!

Posted by: Elissa Slotkin at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (RmciC)

133 Young and the Senseless
Genital Hospital
Lays of Our Wives

I can't believe this shit is still on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sn5xH)

134 110 Is that Haley Stevens clip real? Seriously? She's right out of Central Casting. Keep talking, lady. Get in front of the camera more often. Hold more press conferences. Conduct big rallies!
That's gold, Jerry!
Gold!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)
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Cover model for next month's "Troll People" magazine.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 14, 2026 01:36 PM (cWLG3)

135
Thune, Oh Thune is shite
Pass the bill and soothe this endless night
And wait here for you
Your reason to be there.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:36 PM (Fi81e)

136 Huh, Nice Lips Sally is knocked up. She is wearing a skin tight leopard skin outfit. Actually looks hot. (Young and the Senseless)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
.......

Threadwinner.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

137 Slutkin was just implying that these women were married to neanderthal Republican husbands...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 01:36 PM (K6BoD)

138 It’s occurred to me there are a lot of rapey, abusive Democrats running around in politics.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (3arSl)

139 The United States Senate is a collection of nutjobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (g8QOR)

140 What does it say that the Republicans can't pass the SAVE Act? Can we EVER have nice things?
Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (286+n)

DJT needs to tell the Senate GOP: "Pass the SAVE act, or every bill that lands on my desk gets vetoed."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (1z8ji)

141
I can't believe this shit is still on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sn5xH)

Had a gf who was deeply into Y&R.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (O0L8i)

142 OT:wifey belongs to a book club, and all the women hate the books because they always go with semi-reputable historic fiction rather than bodice-ripper trash they all secretely would prefer.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (wBaIH)

143 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Riiiiight. Democrat women are either unmarried or in a transactional relationship with a "male feminist" who is creeping on the entire multi-state area on the side.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

144 Are dem women so meek they are unable to express themselves?
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

They actually think that married life in America is "The Handmaid's Tale."

I mean, shit, we have men here that have mentioned that they're married to liberal women. And they're still married, she votes how she wants and they both occupy the same bed at night in some form of mass hysteria..........

FFS........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)

145 Ace's word structurements and thought spiralings are what keep me coming back.
Posted by: Croaker at July 14, 2026 01:26 PM
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And yet, get this, they're entertaining.

Posted by: Person who likes Get This at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (2Ez/1)

146 Young and the Senseless
Genital Hospital
Lays of Our Wives

I can't believe this shit is still on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

LOL.

My Mom's show was As the World Turns. I don't think that one's around anymore.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

147 OT:wifey belongs to a book club, and all the women hate the books because they always go with semi-reputable historic fiction rather than bodice-ripper trash they all secretely would prefer.

Free the Minotaur!

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

148 Isn't is interesting that NGOs have laundered hundreds of millions, including our tax dollars, to register people to vote?

But not a single NGO anywhere has spent a single dollar ensuring and assisting voters are able to obtain an ID to vote?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (3cUTc)

149 Young and the Senseless
Genital Hospital
Lays of Our Wives

I can't believe this shit is still on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sn5xH)

And the new one, "Beyond the Gates". (Mostly black characters and a few token honkys.)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

150 Well i mean you're not going to marry some shitlib gooner to lay around all day and just let you do dumb shit like campaign for overmedicated produce, are you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (Ot/FD)

151 women who literally told their husband

See, this is a thing about pronouns. If you think a close reading is too pedantic, I don't want you doing math on my project.

"Told their husbands" would be anonymous, and a group.
"Tole their husband" means -- and can mean nothing other than -- that several women share a husband. It's a number problem.

If her thinking on background is that sloppy, I sure don't trust her on the actual substance of the argument. It's a form of babble that reveals a confused mind. If you can't engineer a precise sentence, you've got no business making laws.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (zdLoL)

152 115 The wicked man fleeth, when no man pursueth.

- Proverbs 28:1

Posted by: Hadrian
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“The wicked walk on every side, when the vilest men are exalted.”

Psalms 12:8
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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The righteous replace the toilet paper roll. Woe unto him who taketh the last square, yet prepareth not another.

Posted by: RestRoomians 2.1 at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (2bFN5)

153 No, the senate is a bunch of do nothing layabouts who think they’re above public opinion- that is those they are suppose to a serve.

Because they know better.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (3arSl)

154 'Listen, this is the way lord shaitan told us to do it.'

-any demoncrat you ask

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (LHPAg)

155 Holy crap, first time I saw Haley Stevens. That's some type of I just don't know. Pretty comical though. Sic it to em, that's the Michigan way. lol. Really trying to be inspiring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (n5tGW)

156 ve long been convinced that the Pedocrats are a 20% party with 30% cheating. 31% if necessary. Who could possibly vote for these lunatics?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 14, 2026 01:21 PM (l26NL)

The Republican alternative has not exactly been a smorgasbord of reasonable forthright upstanding people. Even WE know they're all lying get-rich sacks of shit.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (Qr870)

157
OT:wifey belongs to a book club, and all the women hate the books because they always go with semi-reputable historic fiction rather than bodice-ripper trash they all secretely would prefer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (wBaIH)

Read one of HM's romance novels once. I always assumed there'd be some sweeping story that led to a grand consummation at the end. Instead, they were hammering away by Page 5.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (O0L8i)

158 I looked at your X thread the other day. I was quite impressed by your picture. You look like a very determined person who can kick ass and take names, if need be.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026

Ha! Thank you. I think. But I am no I am woman hear me roar type. I am just me. A little crazy, but in a fun way.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (p4NUW)

159 I assume Karen Wineaunt when contemplating how mildly inconvenient it is to renew her driver's license, must think black and brown woman are so beleagured by white supremacy that it renders them incapable of such tasks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (hDe5k)

160 140 What does it say that the Republicans can't pass the SAVE Act? Can we EVER have nice things?
Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2026 01:22 PM (286+n)

DJT needs to tell the Senate GOP: "Pass the SAVE act, or every bill that lands on my desk gets vetoed."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM (1z8ji)

========

"Fine."
-Mitch, Tillis, Ernst, Cassidy, Cornyn, and Murkowski

Seriously, the votes just aren't there. Five of the above six are retiring this year. Thune can't do anything to them.

Maybe Thune wants it passed. Maybe he doesn't.

But either way, with those 6 in the caucus of 53, the SAVE act is not passing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (GKzf4)

161 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

_______________________

Well, we know this is bull excrement. More likely is a beta male leftist requiring permission from their domineering, overweight mega-horn of a wife/partner who is intimidated. We've seen what Leftists consider masculine. It usually has a lisp, no callouses on the hands, and stomps their foot when they're particularly angry.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (dIske)

162 Are "book clubs" still a thing? They were at some point, years ago, when it was basically a euphemism for a bunch of ladies to get together, drink wine, and talk shit about other ladies.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

163 Are you telling me the Tucker Carlson Network isn't about reporting facts and the truth? I am gob-smacked.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (sYM3s)

164 'Listen, this is the way lord shaitan told us to do it.'

-any demoncrat you ask
Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (LHPAg)

I read this as "lord shitstain."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (2YhKe)

165 And the new one, "Beyond the Gates". (Mostly black characters and a few token honkys.)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
.......

And gays? There has to be lots of gays.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (UjdFS)

166 I can't believe this shit is still on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 01:35 PM

Had a gf who was deeply into Y&R.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:37 PM
*******

Women need drama. If it doesn't exist, they'll create it.

Posted by: Ask me how I know at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (2Ez/1)

167 162 Are "book clubs" still a thing? They were at some point, years ago, when it was basically a euphemism for a bunch of ladies to get together, drink wine, and talk shit about other ladies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Quilting circles have served this function for centuries.

Posted by: A time honored tradition at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (TbWk/)

168 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

Remind me which party was just recently pushing a rapist for Senate.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

169 I am just me. A little crazy, but in a fun way.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (p4NUW)

That's what they all say......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

170 Is there a single Democrat smarter than my back hair?

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (3arSl)

171 >>Read one of HM's romance novels once. I always assumed there'd be some sweeping story that led to a grand consummation at the end. Instead, they were hammering away by Page 5.

This is why whenever you pass a rack of those things in ANY store - you pick one off it and select a random page for them to read out loud.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (uzmqU)

172 Trump claims that he has rock solid evidence of foreign, not Russia, meddling in our 2020 election and likely others. The evidence is being certified by the directors of the CIA and FBI, the same organizations that have been saying for years our elections are totally secure and particularly 2020 which they claim was the safest election ever.

If what Trump is claiming is true, and I don't have reason to believe he's lying, we are well beyond the Save Act. As many of us have been saying for years our elections are rigged and it was done with help of our own government. This is Flaming Clown Boner dipped in pudding material.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (viF8m)

173 I have such fond memories of grandma threating us with her cane because we were being loud while her "shows are on".

Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (05hbD)

174 A leftist graduate student in California has been charged with a hoax for allegedly posting antisemitic, far-right graffiti in university bathrooms, the Justice Department said on Monday.

Ziheng “Tony” Fang, 30, allegedly posted the racist, threatening statements around San Jose State University, where he is pursuing his master’s degree in data science.

One message, in November 2025, said, “WARNING! MASS BOMB,” “This is a white nation,” “Kill all Muslims,” “MAGA 2028,” and, “Kill Zohran,” an apparent reference to New York City’s leftist mayor, Zohran Mamdani.

... apparently, racist hate needs not just the SPLC but the Chinese to supply enough

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

175 "like hot dogs down a hallway, so are the Lays of Our Wives."

*Cue music*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (sn5xH)

176 I mean, shit, we have men here that have mentioned that they're married to liberal women. And they're still married, she votes how she wants and they both occupy the same bed at night in some form of mass hysteria..........

FFS........

Marrying a commie is one thing. Letting her remain a commie afterwards means you might be doing something wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

177 But to be clear, the ID requirement of the SAVE Act is not the reason both Democrats and Republicans are fighting so hard to prevent it from passing.

The real "kill shot" to end vote fraud is in the part that grants a private right to sue to enforce the SAVE Act.

That is the wooden stake to the heart of the unholy alliance of Uniparty vote fraud.
Neither party wants the people nosing about and discovering how they both cheat to win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (3cUTc)

178 tupperware parties > book clubs
(because they sell toys)

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

179 And gays? There has to be lots of gays.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (UjdFS)
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If not in the first season, then in the 2nd and 3rd you have to catch up.

Posted by: Ted Lasso at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (Fi81e)

180 I have never read a romance novel. I don’t think I could get through it without laughing so hard I would cease being able to see the words on the page.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (p4NUW)

181 Daphne "The Nose" is talking to Stuffy Steffy. Stuffy is still in her lingerie/trenchcoat getup. I can see why she has like five kids in real life.

The two unnamed chicks are already talking about going after Will, who apparently broke up with Electra, LOL.

Mrs. anchorbabe is cracking up with laughter.

She called them bimbos, I think.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (ufFY8)

182
Women need drama. If it doesn't exist, they'll create it.
Posted by: Ask me how I know at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (2Ez/1)

Then turn around and complain about "uncompensated emotional labor".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (O0L8i)

183 Are "book clubs" still a thing? They were at some point, years ago, when it was basically a euphemism for a bunch of ladies to get together, drink wine, and talk shit about other ladies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

In "Every Woman Has a Fantasy" it started out as a book club.......and went on from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (2YhKe)

184 The Democrats are ambitious, but also incompetent.

The GOP *could* be competent, but they lack ambition.
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Reminds me of employee selection criteria. Candidates are divided into lazy or industrious / competent or incompetent. Who do you select? The lazy and competent ones; they will find the most efficient ways to do things and they will do them well. You must avoid the industrious and incompetent.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (OTAXA)

185 I'm sure Nicole and the rest of the crew at MSNOW will be all over Trump's speech Thursday night, particularly if he goes nuclear with evidence for the 2020 steal.

Posted by: alanon at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (jHMkm)

186 >>"We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

This is what they say when they are coming to see The Paolo. To volunteer for the Polling.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (uzmqU)

187 "The first rule about Book Club is we don't talk about Book Club."

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

188 > >The CIA are not sending their best.

She's CIA. She knows exactly what she's talking about. So does the wicked witch of the east in Virginia.
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Meh... they're both low IQ drones doing what their minders at CIA want. Those minders are probably low skill, but high ambition.

This is the result.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (jehhT)

189 ... apparently, racist hate needs not just the SPLC but the Chinese to supply enough

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (RHGPo)
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Not enough racism for the demand.

Posted by: Ted Lasso at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

190 Go to a strip club or seedy hotel. It’s all Democrat men tired of their mouthy wives overbearing liberal politics and abandonment of any intimacy.

Posted by: John Thunes Scrotum at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (3arSl)

191 Does she know her statement reveals her as stupid?

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (ZxPkt)

192 Utah taxpayers could end up shelling out more than a mind-boggling $10 million for Tyler Robinson’s lawyers to defend him in Charlie Kirk’s assassination, according to experts. The whopping potential cost is possible because of the nature of such a sensational capital-murder case.

... the firing squad is necessary

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

193 That's what they all say......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026

What are you saying? 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (p4NUW)

194 Boy, the democrats sure like insisting that blacks and women are essentially retarded children. If they're so mentally incompetent they can't figure out how to procure government-issued identification that even the most drug-addled brainrotted GenZer was able to obtain at 15, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to vote at all.

Posted by: One could make the case at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (TbWk/)

195 61
The wicked man fleeth, when no man pursueth.

- Proverbs 28:1

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:24 PM (O0L8i)

Exactly. Human nature hasn't changed much, has it?

Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2026 01:44 PM (OlzlW)

196 Huh, Nice Lips Sally is knocked up. She is wearing a skin tight leopard skin outfit. Actually looks hot. (Young and the Senseless)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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I just mouthed these words to Mrs. F. now she thinks I'm reading her mind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 01:44 PM (RIvkX)

197 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

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this is horseshit

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 01:44 PM (ZxPkt)

198 "Grifter-traitor and alleged adulteress Nicolle Wallace says she doesn't play Trump's press briefings on her "news" show because they "hurt her feelings."

Nicole Wallace's viewers can't handle the truth.

They really have no idea of what's going on in the news. The only way she can get away with her lies is to keep her audience in the dark about the Trump administration and all they've accomplished.

Wallace is starting to remind me of Candace Owens.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 14, 2026 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

199 No wonder RINOs are opposed to it.

They want the paycheck but not the work.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 14, 2026 01:44 PM (qmxL/)

200 Yes, I highly recommend having an empty relationship with your spouse based on mendacity and dishonesty. It’s more fulfilling than abortion.

Posted by: Liberal Women at July 14, 2026 01:45 PM (3arSl)

201 Marrying a commie is one thing. Letting her remain a commie afterwards means you might be doing something wrong.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

You have to fuck the Marx away

Posted by: HARDER YOU CAPITALIST PIG!!! at July 14, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

202 She might be right on everything else, but, NO, honey, you are NOT "public servants." You're newsreaders. You're actors on tv who read lines about the news and regurgitate received wisdom. A few of you are actually thinkers who understand your role, but most are just marionets dancing to the hands on your strings.

There's a reason actors were considered... *ahem* of less than stellar character in Shakespeare's day.

Posted by: GWB at July 14, 2026 01:45 PM (kU0PQ)

203 🤔me wondering who will be the new 6 not voting for the save act in the next senate assuming GOP majority.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)

204 What are you saying? 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:43 PM (p4NUW)

Oh, YOU know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

205
LOL.

My Mom's show was As the World Turns. I don't think that one's around anymore.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)
Time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' into the future.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (LHPAg)

206 Although rare, when I prove Brit Lass dead to rights wrong about something, she always admits it right away and smiles and laughs the joys of a thousand children.

She never gets an inexplicably whole lot madder or says we should drop the subject completely and never speak about it again.

I'm sure the ladies here are quite similar.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (Qr870)

207 >>Meh... they're both low IQ drones doing what their minders at CIA want. Those minders are probably low skill, but high ambition.

>>This is the result.

Who do you think has been rigging our elections?

The CIA was created to do regime change in foreign countries. That was its special purpose. We all saw it play out in real time in Ukraine and that is just one of many.

Guess what happened in Latin America when the CIA stopped "assisting" their elections? Rightwing candidates have gone 7 for 7 in the last year.

It was only a matter of time before they turned their gaze inward and made sure the right person got elected.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (viF8m)

208 uncovered "shocking" intelligence of foreign election interference (not Russian)
______

I'll put $100 down on England

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (hDe5k)

209 This SAVE act farce is the same play as the Hormuz Hokey Pokey. Knock it off with the status quo ante "if they'd only just..." bullshit. They will never Only Just.

Rugfuckers will never Only Just be human for ten seconds.

GOPes will never Only Just vote for something nice once in their lives.

Give them a pile of gold on a platinum platter and they'll throw it at your face and shit on the carpet, because rugfuckers gonna fuck rugs, and GOPes gonna GOPe.

It's not about the Deal anymore. It's about demonstrating that the Deal is impossible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (Ot/FD)

210 I don't understand the point of having a book club for anything other than the Bible. Just read your damn books on your own and form your own opinions about them.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

211
Speaker at the Theft Convention: "If they pass these laws against theft, we'll all be in prison!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)

212 203 🤔me wondering who will be the new 6 not voting for the save act in the next senate assuming GOP majority.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)

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Even Ernst is hiding behind others because most of these people are cowards.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2058609208287789558

The number of Republicans who are willing to publicly vote against Trump is small and getting smaller with every Congress.

There are going to be a dozen GOP senators who don't want to vote for legislation but will do it anyway because they fear being put on blast.

Mitch, Murkowski, Tillis, Cassidy, and Cornyn were already on blast and took the hit. Without their human shield people like Curtis (UT) probably won't decide to make examples of themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:47 PM (GKzf4)

213 ...(initiated by Acosta's giant wide frame glasses)

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)

In the Army we called them BCG's. Birth Control Glasses. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 14, 2026 01:47 PM (zRAnz)

214 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."
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And then the five year old clapped. And who was that five year old?

Albert Einstein.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (Qr870)

215 >>>This is what they say when they are coming to see The Paolo. To volunteer for the Polling.

Posted by: garrett

>Exactly. But count your blessings, you can sit back, crack a beer and relax. 'Hey honey, I didn't expect you home so early. Can you make me a sandwich?'

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (sYM3s)

216 Thune is on the take for money. He's not trying to get anything done. Some leader the GOP has.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (IY9No)

217 It's so special when they say the quiet parts out loud.

Posted by: Peaches at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (7MXBW)

218 Well, I have survived my first radiation treatment. For those curious about such things, I had to lower both shorts and underwear this time. One tech was, sadly, male but the other was a cute female.

I thought that the French Maid's costume and cat ears were a bit over the top but he really pulled them off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

219 Stevens sounds like Bart Simpson.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (DZ9Lv)

220 The Restore America Agenda:

- end the fake voting filibuster
- pass the SAVE Act
- ban birthright citizenship to children of illegals
- defund the judiciary

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (3cUTc)

221 Maybe Thune wants it passed. Maybe he doesn't.

But either way, with those 6 in the caucus of 53, the SAVE act is not passing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (GKzf4)

So? Use physical threats and coercion, if necessary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (1z8ji)

222 173 I have such fond memories of grandma threating us with her cane because we were being loud while her "shows are on".
Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM
****
When I was a kid, a friend's family had a maid, and she would always save clothes ironing until she could turn on the TV to watch "her stories."
LOL.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (2Ez/1)

223
More metric football today
France v Spain on Bastille Day
could get spicy
I know how much you guys love it 🎣

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (ZxPkt)

224 Women need drama. If it doesn't exist, they'll create it.
Posted by: Ask me how I know at July 14, 2026 01:40 PM (2Ez/1)

Then turn around and complain about "uncompensated emotional labor".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (O0L8i)

Hearing this made-up "oh poor put upon me" bullshit triggers my throat-punching reflex. Emotional labor is having to keep an even keel while listening to their vapid whiny nagging asses parroting TikTok trends. THAT'S emotional labor right there. And the strained elbow and shoulder tendons keeping oneself from going upside their heads.

Posted by: Also "kinkeeping." The fuck is wrong with you? at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)

225 206 Brit Lass sounds fun. Maybe she should become an 'Ette.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

226 And of course the crowd clapped about women deceiving their husbands.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (n5tGW)

227 A 55 seat GOP majority where Tillis is replaced by Whatley and Cornyn is replaced by Paxton and Mitch is replaced by Barr is going be a very different Senate majority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (GKzf4)

228

So what the fuck is wrong with this bimbo Thune then.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (et1vG)

229 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come
.......

home with a bag of dildos."

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (UjdFS)

230 >>I thought that the French Maid's costume and cat ears were a bit over the top but he really pulled them off.

Pulled what off, exactly?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (viF8m)

231 It amuses me that Dems keep saying we need to be more like other countries...

When we are about the only country in the world that allows large scale mail in voting... with no ID...

And most other countries have MUCH more stringent immigration policies...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)

232 The hotter gossiping chick (the bartender) is Melissa Dylan, but called "Miss Dylan" (?? whatever). She is already sitting with Will, sniffing around. It has been one day since he broke up. LOL.

The Nose Daphne is also hot with her black curly hair down and her snug brown top showing her shape. With Trenchcoat Steffy and her now in the hospital, talking to Libbity-Bibbity's Mom, Lee.

I am amused.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (ufFY8)

233 Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Did you get the tattoos? The tatoos are cool

Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (Y8DZL)

234 221 Maybe Thune wants it passed. Maybe he doesn't.

But either way, with those 6 in the caucus of 53, the SAVE act is not passing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (GKzf4)

So? Use physical threats and coercion, if necessary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (1z8ji)

=======

What coercion could Thune use against Mitch?

Like, threatening to punch him? Is that what you expect to happen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (GKzf4)

235 I have never read a romance novel. I don’t think I could get through it without laughing so hard I would cease being able to see the words on the page.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (p4NUW)

I have a similar effect on women.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (Qr870)

236 Guess what happened in Latin America when the CIA stopped "assisting" their elections? Rightwing candidates have gone 7 for 7 in the last year.

It was only a matter of time before they turned their gaze inward and made sure the right person got elected.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (viF8m)
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"Right wingers"--i.e. anti-Marxists--are mostly about releasing the private sector to do what they yearn to do.

The IC needs a big state, thus they are clients of the Big State.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

237 So? Use physical threats and coercion, if necessary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (1z8ji)

We used to have proper countries.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:51 PM (Ot/FD)

238 More metric football today
France v Spain on Bastille Day
could get spicy
I know how much you guys love it 🎣
Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (ZxPkt)

To honor it the French team will behead their coaches.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 01:51 PM (uhVAy)

239 231 It amuses me that Dems keep saying we need to be more like other countries...

When we are about the only country in the world that allows large scale mail in voting... with no ID...

And most other countries have MUCH more stringent immigration policies...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)

======

We should be like Norway in the 90s.

Entirely dependent on oil sales, no immigration, only ethnic Northern Europeans are in the country to vote at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (GKzf4)

240 220 The Restore America Agenda:

- end the fake voting filibuster
- pass the SAVE Act
- ban birthright citizenship to children of illegals
- defund the judiciary
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (3cUTc)

Get rid of Dual Citizenship... and ALL US Gov employees must be... yup, US Citizens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (mP0Kj)

241 210 I don't understand the point of having a book club for anything other than the Bible. Just read your damn books on your own and form your own opinions about them.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:47 PM
_____

It turns out wine at Bible Study is Frowned Upon In This Establishment.

Posted by: Who knew? at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (2Ez/1)

242 I'll put $100 down on England
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2026 01:46 PM (hDe5k)

The whole 5 eyes intel group.

Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (05hbD)

243
I have a similar effect on women.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (Qr870)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (2YhKe)

244 The Restore America Agenda:

- end the fake voting filibuster
- pass the SAVE Act
- ban birthright citizenship to children of illegals
- defund the judiciary

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2026 01:48 PM (3cUTc)

With that agenda you'd certainly get my vote for President after Trump's term ends.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (zRAnz)

245 Brit Lass sounds fun. Maybe she should become an 'Ette.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

This place is too highbrow for her.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (Qr870)

246 240 Get rid of Dual Citizenship... and ALL US Gov employees must be... yup, US Citizens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (mP0Kj)

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I believe dual citizenship isn't a statutory thing, but a SCOTUS ruling thing. Afroyim v. Rusk and Vance v. Terrazas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (GKzf4)

247 > Meh... they're both low IQ drones doing what their minders at CIA want. Those minders are probably low skill, but high ambition.

>>This is the result.

Who do you think has been rigging our elections?
---------
Yeah, the CIA is playing the color revolution game. It can still mean they sometimes put idiots in office, run by other idiots. CIA Barbie in VA made some pretty big blunders. Slokin said the quiet part out loud. A mistake. If they're being "run" by the CIA (and I've no doubt they are) their minders must be a bit pissed off or a bit off their game.

Trump and CIA Radcliffe need to have a little chat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (jehhT)

248 The whole 5 eyes intel group.
Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (05hbD)

How comes it isn't Ten Eyes, anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (Ot/FD)

249 Trump claims that he has rock solid evidence of foreign, not Russia, meddling in our 2020 election and likely others. The evidence is being certified by the directors of the CIA and FBI, the same organizations that have been saying for years our elections are totally secure and particularly 2020 which they claim was the safest election ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (viF8m)
----
I guess we'll know if BHO is implicated if he takes a spur-of-the-moment extended vacation to a non-extradition-treaty country on Thursday.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (FZ29D)

250 How is Rogers looking as Michigan Republicans candidate for Senate? He could be facing a jihadist or a weirdo , so he should be ahead in the polls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (m2wmY)

251 Did you get the tattoos? The tatoos are cool
Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (Y8DZL)

I got three in the planning session and another one today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (ExV1e)

252 {Peaches}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 01:54 PM (RIvkX)

253 Wait. Biden had press conferences?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 01:54 PM (O/8il)

254 So? Use physical threats and coercion, if necessary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Call us: 1-800- KNEECAPS

Posted by: Tony and Vince at July 14, 2026 01:54 PM (UjdFS)

255 The whole 5 eyes intel group.
Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (05hbD)

How comes it isn't Ten Eyes, anyway?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (Ot/FD)

*sobs*

*runs crying from room*

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at July 14, 2026 01:54 PM (2YhKe)

256
President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence

==============

If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

257 It turns out wine at Bible Study is Frowned Upon In This Establishment.

Posted by: Who knew? at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (2Ez/1)
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It needs a punchy title: Wine and The Word.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (Fi81e)

258 250 How is Rogers looking as Michigan Republicans candidate for Senate? He could be facing a jihadist or a weirdo , so he should be ahead in the polls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 01:53 PM (m2wmY)

======

El-Sayed is a deeply problematic candidate, it seems.

He finally led Rogers in a single general election poll by like 1 point. Something like 43-42.

He lost the 9 previous.

Not signs of great strength, but we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (GKzf4)

259 Problem with Thune is that he is afraid to take risks, take chances, he is a middle manager, a caretaker, not a leader, he is afraid.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (GD0B3)

260 Did you get the tattoos? The tatoos are cool
Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (Y8DZL)

I got three in the planning session and another one today.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yeah, but what about the superpowers? Which of those did you get?

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

261 226 And of course the crowd clapped about women deceiving their husbands.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:49 PM
++++

Now play the Carrie Underwood song that glorifies grand larceny by bashing in his truck.

Posted by: Misandry much? at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (2Ez/1)

262 I can't believe this shit is still on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Had a gf who was deeply into Y&R.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yeah. 40 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (F5FAo)

263 >>The IC needs a big state, thus they are clients of the Big State.

Yep.

Might just be another cosmic coincidence but the origin of all the Smartmatic voting machines is Venezuela and they were created for one purpose and it wasn't accurate vote counting.

I'm sure Maduro is familiar with how it works.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (viF8m)

264 Wait. Biden had press conferences?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 14, 2026 01:54 PM (O/8il)

Most transparent admin EVER, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (2YhKe)

265 256
President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence

==============

If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

======

1. DOJ and DNI investigations of Fulton County have been going on for months. There was a raid and everything.

2. No amount of actual evidence will be enough for partisans, so expect a whole lot of, "This isn't widespread." "I don't think this evidence is real." and "DOJ is in Trump's pocket." from our Reddit droppings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (GKzf4)

266 What about this one from our side? Ugh. From Cockburn's column/Spectator:

----------------------
“It could be really cool if Congress was filled with goth people,” Kelley Dennison, the 27-year-old Republican nominee for Colorado’s 2nd congressional district, told the Daily Caller.

The Gen Z massage therapist is campaigning on an unexpected aesthetic, selling merchandise that tout her as “America’s Goth Baddie.”

She will face a tough battle in November against incumbent Representative Joe Neguse, who has held the seat since 2019 and ran unopposed in the Democratic primary. But she hopes her unorthodox approach will inspire fellow zoomers to run for office and spark conversation about what it means to look like a young conservative.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)

267 Ha ha! Miss Dylan followed Will to his beach house, obviously wanting dick.

Action packed in a half hour show, LOL.
They will start pounding each other in two minutes for the show cliffhanger.

Already nearly kissing him, LOLOL.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (ufFY8)

268 It's Michigan, so vote counting will be problematic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (n5tGW)

269 Easter seals autism tv ad:
DON'T TRY TO READ!! DIM YOUR LIGHTS, THEY LIKE IT DARK!
REMAIN SILENT!! THEY LIKE IT QUIET!!!
howabout fuck them, strobe lights and gunfire!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (Kt19C)

270 Yeah, but what about the superpowers? Which of those did you get?
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

I'm invisible. But only when I'm naked and no one is looking at me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (ExV1e)

271 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and volunteer at our campaign."

The Karen's and AWFLs do nothing BUT yammer all day online, and no doubt to their whipped hubbies, about their leftist superiority. If anyone is sneaking out to campaign against their spouse's ideology, it would be the men. But real men don't cower, and real women are MAGA.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (vbXSk)

272 It needs a punchy title: Wine and The Word.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (Fi81e)

"How comes we're doing the wedding at Cana again?"

"Shut up and pour me a refill."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (Ot/FD)

273 It turns out wine at Bible Study is Frowned Upon In This Establishment.

Posted by: Who knew? at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (2Ez/1)
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It needs a punchy title: Wine and The Word.
Posted by: Axeman

Communion Corner

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (F5FAo)

274 Like, threatening to punch him? Is that what you expect to happen?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (GKzf4)

"nice shell you got there, Turtle. Be a shame if it got all covered in graffiti."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (1z8ji)

275 I have never read a romance novel. I don’t think I could get through it without laughing so hard I would cease being able to see the words on the page.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 01:42 PM (p4NUW)

I have a similar effect on women.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:50 PM (Qr870)

I've read quite a few when I used to travel on holidays to home and ran out of stuff to read.

The aren't too bad, and very formulaic. It's boy meets girl in a specific setting, she starts to get interested but some misunderstanding happens, some plot element puts her in danger and he saves her and explains the misunderstanding. With a good setting and B plot behind it they are readable. There is also a tier list of how spicy things get before and after the declaration of love at the end.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (uhVAy)

276 President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence

==============

If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM

Yes.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (K6BoD)

277 If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

Dunno. The Left sure gets away without doing so.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (Qr870)

278 El-Sayed is a deeply problematic candidate, it seems.

Every woman in Michigan is secretly hoping that he'll run away to Ireland with them and then strangle them in their beds.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

279 It turns out wine at Bible Study is Frowned Upon In This Establishment.

Posted by: Who knew? at July 14, 2026 01:52 PM (2Ez/1)
---
It needs a punchy title: Wine and The Word.
Posted by: Axeman

Communion Corner
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (F5FAo)

Just study the last supper when you feel thirsty.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

280 259 Problem with Thune is that he is afraid to take risks, take chances, he is a middle manager, a caretaker, not a leader, he is afraid.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (GD0B3)

======

Dude snuck in 95% of what the Parliamentarian demanded out of the OBBB back in, getting massive increases in DHS funding, restrictions on illegals accessing benefits, and more than 30 rescission articles through Congress.

People forget this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:58 PM (GKzf4)

281 "We know of...women who literally told their husband 'I'm going off to book club,' and they would come and ~~volunteer at our campaign~~ ride the cock carousel at LaBare's.

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 01:58 PM (F5FAo)

282
Michigan Democrat women run the state.

Michigan Republican woman argue about when to switch from mimosas to daiquiris .

Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)

283 Another snippet from Cockburn's piece today:
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It’s the nails-down-a-chalkboard voice being heard across the country. “You better believe I’m gonna be doing it with a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy and a little bit of stick it to ’em,” Representative Haley Stevens squawked in a recent speech. “Because that’s the Michigan way!” People online are drawing SNL comparisons, saying she sounds like “Matt Foley if he was trans.”

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (kX27y)

284
The aren't too bad, and very formulaic. It's boy meets girl in a specific setting, she starts to get interested but some misunderstanding happens, some plot element puts her in danger and he saves her and explains the misunderstanding. With a good setting and B plot behind it they are readable. There is also a tier list of how spicy things get before and after the declaration of love at the end.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (uhVAy)

So.....the Hallmark Channel with graphic sex.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

285
Least surprising news of the day: former MP Ann Widdecombe was murdered by a commie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (O0L8i)

286 >>>It needs a punchy title: Wine and The Word.

Posted by: Axeman

>Here, we're Turning Water and Scripture to Wine

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (sYM3s)

287 Gee, if we make house alarms legal we can never rob another house again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (S41Gd)

288 There is a very cringe worthy commercial on TV now for a product called Uro whose opening line says "Are you a woman struggling with vaginal odor?" and I'd swear that the woman on the ad is Rep. Haley Stevens.

Side note: I do hope that RFK JR. can get all pharmaceutical and these awful ads off of TV.

Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2026 02:00 PM (oiNtH)

289
I get why we serve grape juice in communion it makes total sense for people who are practicing ex-alcoholics.

But, I don't think that means that we should forget that the original substance was wine.

And Paul said to Timothy "don't drink so much water". Yes, I know that has a historic context, where it makes the most sense, but it's not like it's not wine.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:00 PM (Fi81e)

290 >>If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.

Trump and others have been building for this moment since 2020. I feel pretty confident he, Patel, Ratcliffe and others in the intel community who paid a bigger price than we did know exactly what the stakes are.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)

291 "They aren't too bad, and very formulaic."
++++

Damn. They're on to us.

Posted by: The Hallmark Channel at July 14, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1)

292 Least surprising news of the day: former MP Ann Widdecombe was murdered by a commie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (O0L8i)

Assassinated.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 02:01 PM (Qr870)

293 If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)

Dunno. The Left sure gets away without doing so.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (Qr870)
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It's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

294 276 President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence

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If they're going to make the allegations, they better have the receipts.
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Playing devil's advocate, does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about the 2020 elections? I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

295 She just accidentally blurted out the entire scheme...

Actually, that should motivate Demonic Party voters to change their views on SAVE America Act so that it is no longer an 80/20 issue but more of a 50/50 issue.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (a3CJ+)

296 > President Trump to announce in prime-time speech Thurs night FBI/CIA/ODNI have uncovered "shocking" intelligence....
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My money's on China, Iran and various, socialist/communist Central and South American countries. Bet Maduro spilled the beans.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (jehhT)

297 Playing devil's advocate, does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about the 2020 elections? I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

Let Trump cook!

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (Qr870)

298 Dude snuck in 95% of what the Parliamentarian demanded out of the OBBB back in, getting massive increases in DHS funding, restrictions on illegals accessing benefits, and more than 30 rescission articles through Congress.

People forget this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 01:58 PM (GKzf4)

Save America Act does not have enough pork for Thune, Mr. $238 million PAC, to spread around. It is not worth it for him.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 02:03 PM (GD0B3)

299
Side note: I do hope that RFK JR. can get all pharmaceutical and these awful ads off of TV.
Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2026 02:00 PM (oiNtH)

Big Pharma's pockets are WAY too deep for that to ever happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:03 PM (2YhKe)

300 The aren't too bad, and very formulaic. It's boy meets girl in a specific setting, she starts to get interested but some misunderstanding happens, some plot element puts her in danger and he saves her and explains the misunderstanding. With a good setting and B plot behind it they are readable. There is also a tier list of how spicy things get before and after the declaration of love at the end.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (uhVAy)

So.....the Hallmark Channel with graphic sex.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

they know their audience.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 02:03 PM (uhVAy)

301 The aren't too bad, and very formulaic. It's boy meets girl in a specific setting, she starts to get interested but some misunderstanding happens, some plot element puts her in danger and he saves her and explains the misunderstanding. With a good setting and B plot behind it they are readable. There is also a tier list of how spicy things get before and after the declaration of love at the end.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 01:57 PM (uhVAy)

So.....the Hallmark Channel with graphic sex.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

PronHub pages 68 - 34,582

A friend told me.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2026 02:03 PM (F5FAo)

302 But either way, with those 6 in the caucus of 53, the SAVE act is not passing.

Maybe if the retards in the GOP leadership wanted it passed, they could, I dunno, release all the dirt on those 6, strip them of any comittees, and make life as unpleasant as possible for them to GET them to pass it.

It seems the dems NEVER have this problem getting their idiots in line.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (GfWuY)

303 It's Michigan, so vote counting will be problematic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2026 01:56 PM (n5tGW)

You know, ironically, as hard core as I am about legitimate elections - actually calling for capital punishment for vote fraud - I'd be willing to accept even unfavorable results if I knew they were legitimate. It's the absolute certainty of fraudulent voting/vote counting that I see in every election going back to Kennedy's win over Nixon due to the Chicago cemetery vote that makes me very, very angry.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (zRAnz)

304 You cannot compare $3.4 TRILLION juicy , juicy bill to some idealistic "Save America Act".

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)

305 >>Playing devil's advocate, does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about the 2020 elections? I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation.

It's not about 2020. It's about 2026 and every election after. Just like the Save Act. If it was done once it can be done again and again and again.

Yea, I think most Americans want to know if our elections are corrupt. Kind of the bedrock of this entire country.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (viF8m)

306 Playing devil's advocate, does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about the 2020 elections? I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

Do you care about the 2026 elections? How about 2028?

Sure, most Americans don't care about election security, only about what affects them right now, without understanding that election security affects them right now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)

307 Side note: I do hope that RFK JR. can get all pharmaceutical and these awful ads off of TV.
Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2026 02:00 PM
++++
Path of least resistance: get rid of your TV.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 02:05 PM (2Ez/1)

308 You know, ironically, as hard core as I am about legitimate elections - actually calling for capital punishment for vote fraud - I'd be willing to accept even unfavorable results if I knew they were legitimate. It's the absolute certainty of fraudulent voting/vote counting that I see in every election going back to Kennedy's win over Nixon due to the Chicago cemetery vote that makes me very, very angry.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (zRAnz)

You think it started in 1960? You sweet innocent child.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 02:05 PM (uhVAy)

309 Playing devil's advocate, does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about the 2020 elections? I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation.
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Inflation which just saw a negative print for the first time in ages (and folks insisted wasn't possible)?

Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2026 02:05 PM (vSvIl)

310 I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation."

Yeah. Cause that was great before or something.

People are refusing to stay home and sulk.

Posted by: man at July 14, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)

311 302 But either way, with those 6 in the caucus of 53, the SAVE act is not passing.

Maybe if the retards in the GOP leadership wanted it passed, they could, I dunno, release all the dirt on those 6, strip them of any comittees, and make life as unpleasant as possible for them to GET them to pass it.

It seems the dems NEVER have this problem getting their idiots in line.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (GfWuY)

=====

What did Democrats do with their majority under Biden?

They did a giant slush fund (the Inflation Reduction Act) and no policy wins at all on things like guns, immigration (Biden just didn't enforce laws), healthcare, or anything.

They didn't nuke the filibuster and let Kamala just be the tie-breaking vote after breaking Manchin's legs to get pure socialism passed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 02:06 PM (GKzf4)

312 Pixy won't let me put the whole list of 44, so here's the top 10:
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Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
BREAKING: Newly declassified records reveal Special Counsel Jack Smith’s team unlawfully (in violation of Constitution) accessed text messages to and from the following current and former Senators and House members:
1. Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa)
2. Senator Ron Johnson (R-Wis.)
3. Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas)
4. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.)
5. Senator Josh Hawley (R-Mo.)
6. Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah)
7. Senator Cory Booker (D-N.J.)
8. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-Miss.)
9. Senator Dan Sullivan (R-Alaska)
10. Senator David Perdue (R-Ga.)

https://x.com/paulsperry_/status/2077089961967288447

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:06 PM (Fi81e)

313 Playing devil's advocate, does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about the 2020 elections? I think they care about gas and food prices and a stubborn inflation.

Posted by: beckster at July 14, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

Do you care about the 2026 elections? How about 2028?

Sure, most Americans don't care about election security, only about what affects them right now, without understanding that election security affects them right now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)

prime time hardly exists any more, and likely the MSM will censor it anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 02:06 PM (uhVAy)

314 What did Democrats do with their majority under Biden?

They did a giant slush fund (the Inflation Reduction Act) and no policy wins at all on things like guns, immigration (Biden just didn't enforce laws), healthcare, or anything.

They didn't nuke the filibuster and let Kamala just be the tie-breaking vote after breaking Manchin's legs to get pure socialism passed.

Good points, and yet it doesn't actually address the main problem. The retards in the GOP leadership not exercising their power over the party members who won't fall in line.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (GfWuY)

315 ---
Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
BREAKING: Newly declassified records reveal Special Counsel Jack Smith’s team unlawfully (in violation of Constitution) accessed text messages to and from the following current and former Senators and House members:

And he's not up on charges why?

OH yeah.....we're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (2YhKe)

316 "Votes." That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (2Ez/1)

317 So this is American Politics. Yes, Slotkin fucked up and spilled the beans. If we just count the votes ? Things shift.

Now here is where Mitch and Miss Lindsey and all the way back to Reagan and certainly Clinton lied.

The GOP hates high labor prices. Now, the DNC hates high labor for drywall. Shingles. Concrete.

There is no party for anyone that works not from an office. None.

Posted by: Howdy at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (11Kld)

318
You don't know how many of those 53 Pubs are "for" the Save Act because it's not likely to pass a cloture vote.

A lot of this stuff is posturing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

319 https://x.com/paulsperry_/status/2077089961967288447
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:06 PM (Fi81e)

Corey Booker hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (2YhKe)

320 172 Trump claims that he has rock solid evidence of foreign, not Russia, meddling in our 2020 election and likely others. The evidence is being certified by the directors of the CIA and FBI, the same organizations that have been saying for years our elections are totally secure and particularly 2020 which they claim was the safest election ever.

If what Trump is claiming is true, and I don't have reason to believe he's lying, we are well beyond the Save Act. As many of us have been saying for years our elections are rigged and it was done with help of our own government. This is Flaming Clown Boner dipped in pudding material.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 01:41 PM (viF8m)

What is the reform action that we should take? How do we stop this?? Besides making every Dem & every "journalist" repeat every day that there was foreign interference...

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (286+n)

321 >>Good points, and yet it doesn't actually address the main problem. The retards in the GOP leadership not exercising their power over the party members who won't fall in line.

It's pretty simple. Any elected official who won't vote for the Save Act benefits by not having the Save Act. There is no other logical explanation.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (viF8m)

322 314 Good points, and yet it doesn't actually address the main problem. The retards in the GOP leadership not exercising their power over the party members who won't fall in line.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (GfWuY)

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Because there's nothing anyone can use against Mitch, Tillis, Cassidy, Ernst, or Cornyn because they're leaving the Senate, and Murkowski is just a Democrat?

Maybe it's just that there are enough Republicans in the Senate who prefer fucking over Trump than anything else? And that no alternate leader could make them do anything outside of shedding our system completely and turning the nation into a dictatorship?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 02:09 PM (GKzf4)

323 What were they trying to find out in Booker's texts? Whether or not he's a raging queen?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2026 02:09 PM (m2wmY)

324 And he's not up on charges why?

OH yeah.....we're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM
.......

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at July 14, 2026 02:09 PM (2Ez/1)

325
"I don't think this evidence is real." and "DOJ is in Trump's pocket." from our Reddit droppings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

That's what I want to see from the droppings. "The evidence is fake." That means there's evidence, and while redditors can get as hysterical as they want, it might be more difficult to get their elected bimbos and himbos to say the same thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2026 02:09 PM (mmrXZ)

326
Yea, I think most Americans want to know if our elections are corrupt. Kind of the bedrock of this entire country.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 02:04

I think we are so balkanized that it won’t matter what is proven. The left will not accept it, believe it or change their minds. We can only hope it gets minimized so that elections actually reflect what is being voted for going forward.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (p4NUW)

327 You don't know how many of those 53 Pubs are "for" the Save Act because it's not likely to pass a cloture vote.

A lot of this stuff is posturing.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

If so, why stick your neck out as Thune and block it before that?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

328 The Gen Z massage therapist is campaigning on an unexpected aesthetic, selling merchandise that tout her as “America’s Goth Baddie.”

I like goth girls. Looked her up. Approved.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

329 320 What is the reform action that we should take? How do we stop this?? Besides making every Dem & every "journalist" repeat every day that there was foreign interference...

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (286+n)

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Counting ballots that don't exist is illegal. No one enforces the law.

I suspect the solution is enforcing the law.

Good thing Trump's DOJ is interested in enforcing the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (GKzf4)

330 Big Pharma's pockets are WAY too deep for that to ever happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

You are right and I think that it would take the 2nd coming to make that happen. Maybe.

Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

331 "I don't think this evidence is real." and "DOJ is in Trump's pocket." from our Reddit droppings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

"That's the biggest fupa I've ever seen."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (2YhKe)

332 It seems the dems NEVER have this problem getting their idiots in line.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2026 02:04 PM (GfWuY)
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Not entirely true. This is why Nancy had to pronounce that PPACA was "deemed as passed". She no longer had the votes to pass it on the floor.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (Fi81e)

333 331 "I don't think this evidence is real." and "DOJ is in Trump's pocket." from our Reddit droppings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

"That's the biggest fupa I've ever seen."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (2YhKe)

======

"I watch futa porn for the articles."
-Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (GKzf4)

334 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: REFORM POLITICAL FIGURE ANN WIDDECOMBE'S MURDER BEING INVESTIGATED BY UK TERROR FORCES AS A TARGETED ASSASSINATION
Jul 14, 2026 · 6:01 PM UTC

Posted by: took 'em long enough at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (gKWVE)

335
You are right and I think that it would take the 2nd coming to make that happen. Maybe.
Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

I used to be OK with that being on TV because people NEED to hear the growing list of side effects for the shit they're telling us 'helps.'

It's grown very old and now that they DOMINATE the airwaves, I'm fine with never seeing a drug commercial ever again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (2YhKe)

336 And he's not up on charges why?

OH yeah.....we're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (2YhKe)

Qualified immunity, and we don't have standing.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

337 >>What is the reform action that we should take? How do we stop this?? Besides making every Dem & every "journalist" repeat every day that there was foreign interference...

For starters, get rid of electronic voting machines. They aren't needed. France holds national elections in one day on paper ballots and has results that same day. Lots of countries do.

We've been gaslit for years into believing voting is some mind boggling experiment only in the US. I person, 1 ballot, 1 day.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (viF8m)

338 Because there's nothing anyone can use against Mitch, Tillis, Cassidy, Ernst, or Cornyn because they're leaving the Senate, and Murkowski is just a Democrat?

Ok, but they're still there RIGHT NOW. Right. Man, it would suck to have all the little perks they enjoy just go up in smoke. Man, it would sure suck to have their office moved to sub-basement M with a sign on the door that says, "beware of the leopard".

Or, man, it would sure suck if their calendars suddenly stopped working and they started missing invitations to things.

Even if they are leaving *punish* them in any ways that you can.

That is, if you want it passed, and I think we all know that Thune doesn't want it passed.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2026 02:12 PM (GfWuY)

339 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: REFORM POLITICAL FIGURE ANN WIDDECOMBE'S MURDER BEING INVESTIGATED BY UK TERROR FORCES AS A TARGETED ASSASSINATION
Jul 14, 2026 · 6:01 PM UTC
Posted by: took 'em long enough at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (gKWVE)

No shit.........sherlock?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:12 PM (2YhKe)

340 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 14, 2026 02:12 PM (NcvvS)

341 You don't know how many of those 53 Pubs are "for" the Save Act because it's not likely to pass a cloture vote.

A lot of this stuff is posturing.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

If so, why stick your neck out as Thune and block it before that?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)
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Because you need to go back to your constituents and run on "I was ready to pass it."

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2026 02:13 PM (Fi81e)

342 336 And he's not up on charges why?

OH yeah.....we're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:07 PM (2YhKe)

Qualified immunity, and we don't have standing.

plus, it's a tax.

Posted by: chef justice roberts at July 14, 2026 02:14 PM (v3pYe)

343
Qualified immunity, and we don't have standing.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

Like George Carlin said........."It's an exclusive club. And YOU AIN'T IN IT."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 02:14 PM (2YhKe)

344 World Kickball is about to start.
Frogs v Peninsulares.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 14, 2026 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

345 "...does this warrant a prime time speech? Do normal Americans still care about where the Pacific Fleet is moored, or even whether Peril Hobba is in the High Whine Islands? I think they care about unemployment, robber barons, and living to collect that hot new Social Security retirement."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 14, 2026 02:15 PM (zdLoL)

346 I used to be OK with that being on TV because people NEED to hear the growing list of side effects for the shit they're telling us 'helps.'

It's grown very old and now that they DOMINATE the airwaves, I'm fine with never seeing a drug commercial ever again...

My 2 favorite side effects are "Don't take this if you are allergic to it" and "taking this may lead to death". Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 14, 2026 02:16 PM (zRAnz)

347 I was wondering how much insider trading Senator Sis will get to do until November.

Posted by: MAC V SOG at July 14, 2026 02:18 PM (P4Pk9)

348
Can we all just come together, and as a country, admit that Trump is an insane dictator rapist racist if he questions the 2020 election result?

Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2026 02:18 PM (Y8DZL)

349 My 2 favorite side effects are "Don't take this if you are allergic to it" and "taking this may lead to death". Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 14, 2026 02:16 PM (zRAnz) .

My favorite of all time was the social anxiety drug that could cause depression, anxiety and sudden diarrhea.

A little anxiety and diarrhea'll cure up that SOCIAL ANXIETY real fuckin fast.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2026 02:18 PM (Qr870)

350 Yea, I think most Americans want to know if our elections are corrupt. Kind of the bedrock of this entire country.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2026 02:04

You're wrong, You're just wrong.

Posted by: Howdy at July 14, 2026 02:20 PM (11Kld)

351
I went to Denmark some time after that SNL skit. Danish / Euro trash media reported it as something Palin said.

They all believed it and were SHOCKED with I advised them it was Tina Fey from SNL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 14, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)
===========
A lying, lefty, Harvard asshole, BIRM, tried to pull that same crap on me and I called him a fucking liar right to his face. I told him that was Tina Fey on SNL. You should have seen him backtracking. For some damn reason, the old man I was working for at the time seemed to like the guy. I despised him almost from the first time I met him.
You have to admit it, Tina Fey did an outstanding job impersonating SP; looked just like her and mimicked her persona beautifully. Too bad TF is a left wing moon bat, she's talented.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 14, 2026 02:55 PM (JNTt1)

352 86 I have a new pet peeve. Trendy eyeware. I'd be ok with the "power glasses", the "welder's goggle glasses" and the "thick rim glasses" if everyone didn't gavitate towards the same version as if it's a status symbol. I suppose it is a status symbol to those insisting on keeping up with the trend, but they look stupid and overstated.

HOWEVER, it's a great way to read someone's values. You used to have to listen to someone to see where they stood on certain issues. Now I can figure out someone's ideology by looking at how they present themselves. It's a freaking uniform.

(initiated by Acosta's giant wide frame glasses)
Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)
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I feel the same way about tattoos. They make it easier to identify the asshoes from a distance.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 14, 2026 03:07 PM (JNTt1)

353 154 'Listen, this is the way lord shaitan told us to do it.'

-any demoncrat you ask
Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2026 01:39 PM (LHPAg)
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I first read that as lord shitstain; just a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 14, 2026 03:18 PM (JNTt1)

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