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Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2026 05:20 PM (CWTWj) 2
Quick Hits is my favorite !
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 05:23 PM (GD0B3) 3
So many idle woodchippers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 05:24 PM (u9Xr5) 4
I knew Jack Kimble. His brother had one arm.
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 05:26 PM (rjFy0) 5
I have borne witness to a miracle with my mother.
No matter what, there is always hope. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, MDs, and other experts I have seen it today. There is always hope. Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 13, 2026 05:26 PM (+82YS) 6
toronto trans woman appears to have been doing a lot of transing at the all you can eat buffet
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2026 05:27 PM (CWTWj) 7
In fairness to Sheinbaum, Mexican presidents have been on the cartels' payroll for as long as there have been cartels.
Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 05:27 PM (VJX5o) 8
But in a curious twist, the lefty Democratic megadonor has poured nearly a half-billion dollars into activist campaigns that have made it harder to run animal farms and contributed to the rising cost of eggs and meat for millions of American consumers
___________________________ THIS is why "The Saw" movie franchise did so well. The "victims" were people like this guy. You had no vested interest in their survival, because other people's lives are a game to them. Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske) 9
Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
--- How much more loony can it get? And the answer is "None". "None more loony". "Show YOU how it feels(!!)" to take part of a culture that is supposedly completely equal, just not chosen by white brits. Lord, please force the demons to shut off the crazy spigots. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e) 10
How disconnected from your "job" as "newspeople" do you have to be to not realize Jack Kimble is a made-up name?
They're not paid to evaluate facts. They're paid to spew narrative. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2026 05:28 PM (diia5) 11
Not sure anyone nooded
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0) 12
wasn't kimble the guy in "green acres"?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (CWTWj) 13
The second most insane part about the DSA wearing masks is the responses to the tweet.
So many trying wish into real the fake-ass "but what if they have a compromised immune system" excuse. You know what no medical professional will advise someone with an actual compromised immune system is safe under any amount of masking? Go out in public. Be around lots of people. In confined spaces. For hours and hours. You know what a mask can never keep clean? Your hands. Which touch everything. Which you use to put on, take off, and adjust your ... mask. But no amount of science or facts will ever reach them: It's a religious belief. The mask is a holy shield against evil spirits. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (3cUTc) 14
Oh, there's an imperial fuckton more crazy coming down the pike.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (u9Xr5) 15
They're not paid to evaluate facts. They're paid to spew narrative.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2026 05:28 PM (diia5) It used to go "if the facts are on your side, argue the facts", etc etc. Now they just jump past banging the table straight to babbling outright nonsense. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (Ot/FD) 16
Not sure anyone nooded
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0) No, I just did. I was surprised this post was over ten minutes old and no one else had done it. Posted by: the lower depths at July 13, 2026 05:31 PM (Yh7zv) 17
These included statements from Senate Majority Leader John Thune of South Dakota and Majority Whip John Barrasso of North Dakota.
John Barrasso is the senior senator from Wyoming. The House majority whip is Tom Emmer from Minn I believe. Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2026 05:32 PM (F3Dlr) 18
I nominate Rep Jack Kimble to head the men that say hmm before they speak committee.
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 05:32 PM (rjFy0) 19
Sorry to go OT but we are bombing Iran right now.
>>@CENTCOM >>At 4:45 p.m. ET today, U.S. Central Command began launching the third consecutive night of strikes against Iran, at the Commander in Chief's direction. These strikes will continue imposing a heavy cost on Iranian forces and degrade their ability to attack innocent civilians and commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m) 20
Hudson and Nakashima effectively doctored a quote, cutting out separate parts and mashing them together to create a Frankenstein's Monster quote. -Ace
====== The splicing DJT's quotes from different parts to make a lie. A race to the bottom between CNN and the BBC. Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2026 05:32 PM (rj6Yv) 21
So many trying wish into real the fake-ass "but what if they have a compromised immune system" excuse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (3cUTc) --- Some of those masks are cloth. That isn't going to do shit for a compromised immune system and chances are you'll be breathing in mold from the sweat and the spit unless you keep a good rotation. Besides being masked builds an oxygen deficit. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e) 22
Burger King? No Kings!
Posted by: Rep. Big Mac at July 13, 2026 05:33 PM (n5tGW) 23
Mr, you can transition for 4 decades and it won't make you a woman
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 05:33 PM (Ia/+0) 24
Barrasso is from Wyoming as well, not North Dakota. Outstanding job CNN
Posted by: Zach John Galt at July 13, 2026 05:33 PM (CweWu) 25
I saw a one armed man running from the house.
Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimbell at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (VJX5o) 26
Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib: “The political structures that we are surrounded by were built on slavery and genocide and oppression...."
__________________ North Sudan...a work in progress courtesy of Muslim slavery, genocide and oppression. Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (dIske) 27
That Kimble post looked like the Scott Jennings post.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (K/1/x) 29
They should have said "Senator Jack Bauer".
Then everybody would be impressed. Jack Kimble is running from the one-armed man who killed his wife. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) 30
That Kimble post looked like the Scott Jennings post.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Cqx++) --- Did he talk to him for 20 minutes? Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e) 31
>>How disconnected from your "job" as "newspeople" do you have to be to not realize Jack Kimble is a made-up name?
It's a fake name. His real name is Dr. Richard. Damn him. Posted by: One Armed Man at July 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Q0L71) 32
Oh, there's an imperial fuckton more crazy coming down the pike.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (u9Xr5) --- There are still many primaries that have to take place. Michigan's is in August, so we won't know which particular brand of lunatic will be on the fall ballot until then. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:35 PM (ZOv7s) 33
Barack Obama’s stance with the press was famously described by media critics as a paradox of high-minded rhetoric but aggressive enforcement. While he publicly advocated for journalistic freedom, his administration set an unprecedented modern precedent for secrecy, leak crackdowns, and aggressive prosecution of journalists' sources.
References - Cato Institute; YouTube The Obama White House; Reporters Committee fir Freedom of if the Press; US News and World Report, Freedom of the Press Foundation Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (NFX2v) 34
18 I nominate Rep Jack Kimble to head the men that say hmm before they speak committee.
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 05:32 PM ---- Hmmmm... Posted by: Rep. Seymour Butz at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1) 35
demonrats, always busy doing the work of the father of lies.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (VyBeY) 36
Jack Kimble is one of the TOP MEN they put on the highest-priority stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e) 37
Hmmmm...
Posted by: Rep. Seymour Butz at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1) --- Anyone looking for me? Posted by: Rep. Amanda Hugginkiss at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM (ZOv7s) 38
Barack Obama’s stance with the press was famously described by media critics as a paradox of high-minded rhetoric but aggressive enforcement.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (NFX2v) --- You know, they could just call it "lip service". Barack knows plenty about lip service. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e) 39
Oooooh, I must have been thinking of Dr Rick Kimble. My bad.
Posted by: An Idiot at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM (mkw2N) 40
Crap, my crazy Graham conspiracy theory got Willowed!
Also, how it it already Quick Hits time? The day is flying by. Willowed: CDA has a whacko theory about Graham today. Take it with a LARGE grain of salt (like a mountain of it), but I do love reading crazy conspiracy theories. "You will never get the timeline to work for the dead 1/100th. That being said, don't focus on the timeline and where he was and when he was there. Focus on the person who knew he would be alone when he returned home. That is where it happened. No witnesses and someone 45 minutes away to make the 911 call after the killer departed." I can't tell if he's implying Graham got back to DC from his trip, had a strange visitor or hired a rent boy, and the rent boy did something to mimic a heart attack. But drinking polonium tea poison when he was in Ukraine might still be my current favorite. Like I said earlier, unless there's proof, Occam's Razor is probably right in Graham's case. Mitch, on the other hand... Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM (Eng1Z) 41
Dustin Moskovitz, the billionaire co-founder of Facebook and enterprise software company Asana needs the pineapple-inserted-anally treatment. Repeatedly. Sideways.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM (O7YUW) 42
In that last Centcom tweet, the building is all blowed up.
I wonder if they also used death from above, or if the naval drones have air drones too? or maybe the fire just spread from the dock? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Q0L71) 43
wasn't kimble the guy in "green acres"?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2026 05:30 PM (CWTWj) Yes! Hank Kimball was the idiot county agent wasting tax dollars at every step and generally fucking simple things up as well. Posted by: Eb Dawson at July 13, 2026 05:39 PM (e2lsi) 44
Willowed:
CDA has a whacko theory about Graham today. Take it with a LARGE grain of salt (like a mountain of it), but I do love reading crazy conspiracy theories. Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM (Eng1Z) --- A one-armed man was seen running from the house. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e) 45
Jack Kimble is one of the TOP MEN they put on the highest-priority stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e) --- Dr. Richard Kimble's younger brother. West Pointer, went into politics. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s) 46
You know, they could just call it "lip service".
Barack knows plenty about lip service. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:38 PM ++++ *cough* *cackle* Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 13, 2026 05:40 PM (2Ez/1) 47
Some of those masks are cloth.
That isn't going to do shit for a compromised immune system and chances are you'll be breathing in mold from the sweat and the spit unless you keep a good rotation. --- That is the grossest and most crazy part. You can never, ever sanitize those. Like, even if you dipped it in bleach then in hydrogen peroxide--as soon as it's dry, it'll start growing and collecting bacteria and viruses. And add warmth and moisture from their breath? It's a free all-inclusive VIP resort for them. And these loons think a quick run through the washing machine with (or that just cycled) their dirty, shit-stained underwear and socks cleans it .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 05:40 PM (3cUTc) 48
21 That isn't going to do shit for a compromised immune system and chances are you'll be breathing in mold from the sweat and the spit unless you keep a good rotation.
good, good, good, good vibrations > good rotation Posted by: anachronda at July 13, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe) 49
I like that Iranian celebrity submarine blowed up real good!
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 05:41 PM (rjFy0) 50
I love how the drone boat in the last video just saunters up to the dock like it belongs there and then goes "BOOM!"
No one even tried to stop it. Because they can't. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 05:41 PM (FZ29D) 51
That's Hank Kimball, or as he says Hank Agent, your county Kimball.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 13, 2026 05:42 PM (+82YS) 52
and working to destroy the idea of plentiful, nutritious food!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2026 05:42 PM (VyBeY) 53
Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
Did anyone ask her why that's a good idea? Posted by: man at July 13, 2026 05:42 PM (XuXeR) 54
I like the surface drone attack but why was that target even existing? It should have been obliterated in the first 40 days.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 05:42 PM (/WQyy) 55
No, I just did. I was surprised this post was over ten minutes old and no one else had done it.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 13, 2026 05:31 PM (Yh7zv) --- It's the middle of July. The NOODers must be on holiday. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (FZ29D) 56
I wonder if they also used death from above, or if the naval drones have air drones too? or maybe the fire just spread from the dock?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Q0L71) --- Depends on if their 'mech has jump jets. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (ZOv7s) 57
Bigger drones have smaller drones, upon their backs to fight 'em.
Smaller drones have even smaller drones, And so ad infinitum Posted by: In the voice of Shel Silverstein at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1) 58
We should do the exact same thing to Mexico that we have done in Iran: eliminate multiple levels of political, military, and cartel leadership with air strikes and ask their replacements for a plan to make the country a non-third-world basket case and non-narco-terrorist state. Repeat as many times as necessary until we are satisfied.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (nLy2O) 59
So we ARE sending unmanned drones to blow up huge black trannies in Canada?
That's some serious news right there. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (bl07w) 60
Everything on the media is corrupted and fake and lame and ghey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX) 61
Next up is clitorectomies and being caned.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (u9Xr5) 62
There's a theory that there just isn't any unitary "government of Iran" left to negotiate with.
The mullahs, Revolutionary Guard, local police... are all doing their own things. Could be that even those groups are split into multiple factions. When totalitarian regimes go down, they tend to go down hard. I'm happy that (so far) Trump has managed to not get us roped into "nation building". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (IG3/x) 63
good, good, good, good vibrations > good rotation
Posted by: anachronda at July 13, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe) --- I have applied rotation. Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e) 64
>> I love how the drone boat in the last video just saunters up to the dock like it belongs there and then goes "BOOM!"
No one even tried to stop it. Because they can't. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 05:41 PM A good boom video gives me a charge. Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (VJX5o) 65
Next up is clitorectomies and being caned.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (u9Xr5) --- UK is encouraging young boys to bugger goats, so they can know what it's like at a young age. Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at July 13, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e) 66
53 Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
Did anyone ask her why that's a good idea? Posted by: man at July 13, 2026 05:42 PM (XuXeR) Why stop with a hijab? Go ahead and rape them, preferably done with an ancient moolim with no teeth, so that they will really understand the culture properly. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 05:45 PM (bl07w) 67
That's DOCTOR Dick Thimble, thank you very much.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 13, 2026 05:46 PM (wBaIH) 68
They should have said "Senator Jack Bauer".
Then everybody would be impressed. Jack Kimble is running from the one-armed man who killed his wife. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) There's no time! Patch me through to Chloe. Posted by: Jack Bauer at July 13, 2026 05:46 PM (wVcYX) 69
Did anyone ask her why that's a good idea?
Posted by: man at July 13, 2026 05:42 PM (XuXeR) --- A massive amount of feminist lunacy is explainable by pure jealousy. Rush (RIP) used to say that feminism was designed by ugly women to punish pretty ones, and that's never been more true. That homely overfed Welsh bint wants to have girls wear shapeless sacks so that the hot chick are pulled down to her level. This is also why feminists were fine with dudes waving their junk in the locker room - the fit, athletic girls were the ones being hurt, not the fat ones whose biggest source of cardio is pushing a cart full of box wine on sale. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s) 70
Speaking of pineapples, I saw something funny on the cruise.
Someone had a bunch of cartoony upside-down pineapples on their state room door. I've heard this is a signal that one is open to swinging. The pineapples had captions like, "If you know you know" and "Let the good times roll." But there were mixed messages. Another sign said something like, "We're not swingers, we just really love pineapples." I didn't care either way, I just thought it was funny. It became even funnier when I heard that cabin got a visit from security. They gave the people a lecture about safety and took down all of the pineapple signs. Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (mkw2N) 71
The country most frequently cited in disputes over the U.S. beef supply is Argentina. The billionaire figures involved in these market controversies are the Batista brothers (Wesley and Joesley) of the Brazilian meatpacking conglomerate JBS, which controls a massive share of the U.S. beef processing market.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0) 73
harsh, but fair!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (VyBeY) 74
Would you like a hotdog with your Squishee?
Posted by: Ro Khanna at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (UjdFS) 75
Also, it's funny watching Mallory Keaton turn out to be the Republican kid in the family.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (nLy2O) 76
Everyone in school is required to wear a suicide vest to see how it feels.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (/WQyy) 77
>>>>>>>>Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
Did anyone ask her why that's a good idea? ****** The Welsh politician needs to be sent to rage against the dying of his light. Posted by: Cosda at July 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Fg1gh) 78
The propaganda ministries didn't realize that Jack Kimble is a made up name because they have no common sense whatsoever. As an old timer said they just sit there scrolling on their phones it looking at other computer screens and don't do any research just take things from the left st face value
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 05:48 PM (m2wmY) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 05:48 PM (NFX2v) 80
Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib....
---- I hope posterity has a vigorous debate on how we ever let treasonous foreign retards into positions of significant political power. Posted by: Crusader at July 13, 2026 05:48 PM (TN0g+) 81
>>> And he's meanwhile a major investor in Impossible Foods -- the company trying to make non-meat meatlike substance.
One of the best weird sci-fi movies I saw recently was "Landscape with Invisible Hand." Non-aggressive aliens taking over Earth and turning them into serfs. They made a food-substitute food, and the production design team did a great job of making the gelatinous cubed food look realistically unappealing. The family has a lucky break one night, and has enough money to buy real steak for dinner! It's a huge deal. This is the ACTUAL life the left wants for us, this movie, just with aliens as the overlords instead. I'm sure the book/movie creators think this story is 100% anti-capitalism, but there's an honesty within their message about all elites that rises above that, is non-partisan. Anyway, the movie was beautiful, quirky, and weird in a good way. I liked that the main character was a painter, and they used his paintings as a framing device for the various "chapters" of the movie. I want to read the original novel the movie was based on. Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Eng1Z) 82
Bigger drones have smaller drones, upon their backs to fight 'em.
Smaller drones have even smaller drones, And so ad infinitum Posted by: In the voice of Shel Silverstein at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1) Micro drones, nano drones, Fantastic Voyage drones, ... Posted by: Drone Warehouse at July 13, 2026 05:49 PM (wVcYX) 83
I'm happy that (so far) Trump has managed to not get us roped into "nation building".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 05:44 PM (IG3/x) --- I'm very happy with how we are dealing with Iran. Anyone remember "the Arab street?" How it was going to get angry? It is angry, but it's on our side. That's pretty slick. We've got Arabs and Jews pasting Iran and no one really cares. Remarkable. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) 84
What the elites imagine they're doing: Scientific Population Management. What they are definitely not doing: Anything like Scientific Population Management. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:49 PM (Fi81e) 85
The Paolo, he know nothing of this thing ‘quick hits.’ He know only Long, Hard, Deep Hits.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (hAMhg) 86
Also, it's funny watching Mallory Keaton turn out to be the Republican kid in the family.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (nLy2O) More ironic is her real brother is a liberal. Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (/WQyy) 87
Oh give the DSA attendees a break. I only saw ONE furry mask amongst the attendees.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (wD+0u) 88
No pineapple for you!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (u9Xr5) 89
Iran has submarines?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (hAMhg) 90
Willowed:
1966. Ronald Reagan was running against Pat Brown, Jerry's father, when the Republicans said "If it's Brown, flush it." Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 05:51 PM (qFwJc) 91
Bigger drones have smaller drones, upon their backs to fight 'em.
Smaller drones have even smaller drones, And so ad infinitum Posted by: In the voice of Shel Silverstein at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1) That wasn't Silverstein, it was De Morgan, a mathematician. Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2026 05:51 PM (mkw2N) 92
Business in America in 2026:
Child, the younger, graduated college seven months ago. They are employed, they are living in their own apartment, with their own love interest, and it is time for them to not be on my automobile insurance. No problem. They chose an insurance company and purchased a policy, to start on the day I told them to have it start. Now I inform my insurance company. Problem. They want to talk to child to see if they can get their business. I indicate that I'll forward on email and, if they're interested, they'll contact. Insurance company says that they have to contact before they can be removed from the policy. WTF? Insurance company says that they have to very that child has insurance before they can drop them from the policy. I felt like asking if I refused to pay my premium would they ensure that I had another policy before they canceled mine? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e) 93
Iran HAD submarines.
Posted by: Let the record show at July 13, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1) 94
So the police in Canada enforce DEI now to the point of role reversal? Alrighty then. In the day a large black man dressed as a woman always rode in the back seat and her 'jewelry' was a pair of handcuffs.. or her coat was a straight jacket .
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 05:52 PM (rjFy0) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2026 05:52 PM (VyBeY) 96
68 They should have said "Senator Jack Bauer".
Then everybody would be impressed. Jack Kimble is running from the one-armed man who killed his wife. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) There's no time! Patch me through to Chloe. Posted by: Jack Bauer at July 13, 2026 05:46 PM (wVcYX) Good Lord! When will this day end? I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Posted by: Jack Bauer at July 13, 2026 05:52 PM (9ZFZd) 97
57 Bigger drones have smaller drones, upon their backs to fight 'em.
Smaller drones have even smaller drones, And so ad infinitum Posted by: In the voice of Shel Silverstein at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1) So, yer sayin it's Drones all the way down? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2026 05:53 PM (mP0Kj) 98
When narcissists get a hold of the levers of power to indulge their delusions of grandeur that they are the management that everybody needs, you get Europe, Britain and America. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e) 99
> We've got Arabs and Jews pasting Iran and no one really cares. Remarkable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) All it needs is for the Turks, Kurds, Pakis, and Yezidis to get involved, maybe with the Indians and Chinese sending some long-distance regards, and they'll achieve a Sesame Street level of multiculturalism. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (IG3/x) 100
>>> Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
I'll bite. Fine, do this, have all the kids to this for a day, boys and girls. But then the all the kids, even the Muslim kids, need to wear a Christian cross for a day. And a Jewish kippah the next day. Otherwise, it's just a humiliation/demoralization ritual that violates any rules about church/state separation, if Britain even has those. Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Eng1Z) 101
oh, & thanks for the movie recommendation! we'll look for it!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (VyBeY) 102
89 Iran has submarines?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (hAMhg) They go down really well... just have not figured out the coming back up part... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj) 103
The Stuff (1985) A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world.
Habit-forming. Mind-controlling. Life-absorbing. You can never get enough of The Stuff. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (wVcYX) 104
"Insurance company says that they have to very that child has insurance before they can drop them from the policy. I felt like asking if I refused to pay my premium would they ensure that I had another policy before they canceled mine?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic" Probably some law. We had to do that. Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (MWfyi) 105
The truth is out there.
Posted by: Representative Dana Scully at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (2Ez/1) 106
Also, it's funny watching Mallory Keaton turn out to be the Republican kid in the family.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2026 05:47 PM (nLy2O) More ironic is her real brother is a liberal. Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 05:50 PM (/WQyy) --- My friends and I developed some head canon that Mr. Keaton got fed up with suburbia, left the family and started a new life out west where he collected guns and redheads. "Tremors" was basically the sequel to "Family Ties." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s) 107
92, that's insane!
or in other words, typical 2026 business-as-usual! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (VyBeY) 108
> We've got Arabs and Jews pasting Iran and no one really cares. Remarkable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) All it needs is for the Turks, Kurds, Pakis, and Yezidis to get involved, maybe with the Indians and Chinese sending some long-distance regards, and they'll achieve a Sesame Street level of multiculturalism. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (IG3/x) A regular Ballroom Blitz. Posted by: The Sweet at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (IG3/x) 110
Probably some law. We had to do that.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (MWfyi) Another hoop that law-abiding citizens must jump through but the illegals get to ignore. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (ExV1e) 111
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e)
Whoever you were talking with is talking out of their ass. I know there are some insurance agents here that can confirm. Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (/WQyy) 112
9. Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
--- The same frigging clowns oppose little girls wearing white veils for Holy Communion because they're Roman Catholic, Orthodox, etc. Can touch them. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 05:57 PM (NFX2v) 113
That was when they were living at home though. I don't know about if they were living elsewhere.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 05:57 PM (MWfyi) 114
Whoever you were talking with is talking out of their ass. I know there are some insurance agents here that can confirm.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 05:56 PM (/WQyy) I'm just gonna send them the policy number as soon as child sends it to me and tell them that this is as good as they're gonna get. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:58 PM (ExV1e) 115
100 >>> Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
I'll bite. Fine, do this, have all the kids to this for a day, boys and girls. But then the all the kids, even the Muslim kids, need to wear a Christian cross for a day. And a Jewish kippah the next day. Otherwise, it's just a humiliation/demoralization ritual that violates any rules about church/state separation, if Britain even has those. Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Eng1Z) Exactly, shifting the blame and making the aggressors the victims as we've seen so many times. That said, I can't help but think of the classic SNL skit where Eddie Murphy goes undercover as a white guy. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 13, 2026 05:58 PM (9ZFZd) 116
It's impossible to deal politically with someone as stupid vas the Welsh lady. They exist here in the Dem party and should be fought at every turn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 05:58 PM (m2wmY) 117
Insurance company says that they have to very that child has insurance before they can drop them from the policy. I felt like asking if I refused to pay my premium would they ensure that I had another policy before they canceled mine?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic" Probably some law. We had to do that. Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (MWfyi) —— This. If the insurance company drops someone from a policy, and that person gets into an accident without insurance, it’s a huge clusterfuck and that person will almost certainly claim “I never dropped that policy.” Company needs a record of that person saying affirmatively that they’re dropping the policy. Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 05:59 PM (hAMhg) 118
All it needs is for the Turks, Kurds, Pakis, and Yezidis to get involved, maybe with the Indians and Chinese sending some long-distance regards, and they'll achieve a Sesame Street level of multiculturalism.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (IG3/x) --- I think 99% of the commentary on Iran misses that China is the real target. The US has taken control of the Straits, has Venezuela in its pocket, and we're basically telling the Chicoms that if they try anything, we turn off the spigot. BTW, China is getting Biblical levels of natural disasters. The Mandate of Heaven has been revoked. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s) 119
Otherwise, it's just a humiliation/demoralization ritual that violates any rules about church/state separation, if Britain even has those.
Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Eng1Z) Ironically, I believe that Britain still has a State Religion, even if it's not required to be exclusive. And that religion ain't (officially) Islam. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) 120
If there is one regret I have moving forward, and must remove from my bucket list, it is that I never got a chance to see Lindsey Graham do the Pee-Wee Herman tequila dance.
Tragic. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 13, 2026 06:00 PM (sYM3s) 121
You first lady.
Posted by: Put up or shut up at July 13, 2026 06:00 PM (2Ez/1) 122
> So, yer sayin it's Drones all the way down?
Not exactly. The turtles all the way down thing is more of an example of an infinite regression. The drones with smaller drones thing is an illustration of recursion. While the recursion described is infinite, it's missing the philosophical issue of foundation (a starting point). Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2026 06:00 PM (mkw2N) 123
I'ma invent a gerbil drone to bomb Obama's Straight of Whore Moose..
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 06:01 PM (rjFy0) 124
According to FOX News I'm supposed to be mourning the loss of some elder senate statesman who just cared about everyone and dedicated his life to serving.
I'm still trying to figure out who they're talking about. Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:01 PM (UjdFS) 125
91 Bigger drones have smaller drones, upon their backs to fight 'em.
Smaller drones have even smaller drones, And so ad infinitum Posted by: In the voice of Shel Silverstein at July 13, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1) That wasn't Silverstein, it was De Morgan, a mathematician. Posted by: bonhomme --------- I always thought it was Ogden Nash Upon checking, I see that Jonathan Swift wrote the proto-version, but yes, it was De Morgan who came closest to what we know today. I guess to clear his mind of theorms. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 06:02 PM (Q0L71) 126
>>> Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age” Walk a mile in her shoes. https://t.ly/PKgfm Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++) 127
Sheinbaum needs to be taught a lesson on diplomacy and who not to piss off.
Slap an 80% tax on all remittances into Mexico, being that remittances are a greater amount of money than Mexico's welfare programs. Remittances translated into dollars: $64.7 Billion AMLO: $41-44 Billion equivalent. Turn off the spigot and see what happens. Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 06:03 PM (U4c/V) 128
The drones with smaller drones thing is an illustration of recursion. While the recursion described is infinite, it's missing the philosophical issue of foundation (a starting point).
Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2026 06:00 PM +++ We're sitting right here. Posted by: The fleas at July 13, 2026 06:03 PM (2Ez/1) 129
I can say this with utter certainty: there isn’t a more pious and unlikable host than Abby Phillip in my lifetime.
- Gabby Abby is unlikeable? Who knew? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7) 130
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:01 PM (UjdFS)
Well he did serve in the military for 33 years . Does that do anything for you? Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/WQyy) 131
According to FOX News I'm supposed to be mourning the loss of some elder senate statesman who just cared about everyone and dedicated his life to serving. I'm still trying to figure out who they're talking about. Posted by: wth Jefferson Smith Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Cqx++) 132
Diaper-gate coming for Newsom? From the CA Post:
A government ethics watchdog is asking California’s state auditor to investigate a multimillion-dollar diaper deal championed by Gov. Gavin Newsom — alleging political favoritism and potential waste of taxpayer dollars. Washington D.C.-based Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust (FACT) asked State Auditor Grant Parks to probe California’s $6.2M no-bid contract with Baby2Baby, a nonprofit with ties to Newsom’s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom, alleging the state may have skirted a typical competitive bidding process and concealed records about the free diaper deal. Posted by: beckster at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (kX27y) 133
200 FBI agents descend on Fulton County over the weekend and we don't get a single Fanni Willis post? You guys are slipping!
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (S5SUf) 134
Would it be too much to ask that the presstitutes who manipulated the President's words should be killed?
Posted by: torabora at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (opLQR) 135
Gabby Abby is unlikeable? Who knew?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7) ===== She uses NPR-voice because she thinks it makes her sound smarter. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (RIvkX) 136
Graham may have done some good things, Fen, but he was also the one that suggested that Capitol Police shoot the protesters on J6. He was a machine guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s) 137
My X timeline suggested I look at George Stephanopolous snd Martha "bitchface" Raddatz to remember how foul they were after Trump was shit at Butler.
https://tinyurl.com/3evadmbh Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (j/wwM) 138
I'll bite. Fine, do this, have all the kids to this for a day, boys and girls. But then the all the kids, even the Muslim kids, need to wear a Christian cross for a day. And a Jewish kippah the next day.
Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Eng1Z) --------------- FUCK that. We need to kick their muzzie loving asses out of the West, not look for equivalency. When they have majority Christians will start the slow genocide that all the middle east has suffered. Maybe we should tell them they can build mosques when we can build cathedrals in KSA. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Q0L71) 139
The drones with smaller drones thing is an illustration of recursion. While the recursion described is infinite, it's missing the philosophical issue of foundation (a starting point).
Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2026 06:00 PM +++ We're sitting right here. Posted by: The fleas at July 13, 2026 06:03 PM (2Ez/1) --- It's gonna stop at some point. Posted by: The Planck Length at July 13, 2026 06:06 PM (FZ29D) 140
Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
I bet she'd pitch a fit about patriarchy and oppression if anyone suggested that young girls should wear wimples like Christian nuns do. Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 13, 2026 06:06 PM (vJrRc) 141
Well he did serve in the military for 33 years . Does that do anything for you?
Posted by: polynikes ...... Yes, it does. His years in the senate, no. Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:06 PM (UjdFS) 142
Ironically, I believe that Britain still has a State Religion, even if it's not required to be exclusive. And that religion ain't (officially) Islam.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) --- The Church of England is the established church. The Church of England in Wales was disestablished about a century ago. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s) 143
>>> Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
Sew the Welsh Politician in a heavy leather gimp suit so he knows how it feels for the rest of his life. That, or a nice set of clothes made of tar and feathers. What kind of sadistic degenerate believes that they can just treat other people like diseased livestock? Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 06:08 PM (PVBkQ) 144
Habit-forming. Mind-controlling. Life-absorbing. You can never get enough of The Stuff.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (wVcYX) Slurm? Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR) 145
Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age
She's obviously been steam rolled by political correctness her entire life , is not a practicing Christian or Jew and / or is being paid off or threatened by agents of Islam. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 06:08 PM (D+BhG) 146
119 Otherwise, it's just a humiliation/demoralization ritual that violates any rules about church/state separation, if Britain even has those.
Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Eng1Z) Ironically, I believe that Britain still has a State Religion, even if it's not required to be exclusive. And that religion ain't (officially) Islam. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) The King is still supposedly the 'Defender of the Faith' by title... Not sure what Faith Chucky boy has. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj) 147
133 200 FBI agents descend on Fulton County over the weekend and we don't get a single Fanni Willis post? You guys are slipping!
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at July 13, 2026 06:05 PM ### Oooohhh, a fanny probe? I LOVE a good fanny probe!! Posted by: Pete BootyBoot at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (2Ez/1) 148
That marine drone video is awesome. If you go frame by frame you see that it's going off underneath a minisub that has been hoisted up onto that dock.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (edUvp) 149
Here's CNBC, with news you can use:
"CNBC’s ranking of the 10 worst states to live in 2026—all of them Republican-led—has drawn criticism from conservatives. The broadcaster gave each state a Quality of Life score based on factors including crime rates, air quality, healthcare access, worker protections and civil rights laws. The Quality of Life category was one of 10 in the outlet’s annual America’s Top States for Business study. Tennessee was ranked the worst state to live in after receiving a score of just 64 out of 290. CNBC noted that Tennessee had one of the highest violent-crime rates in the nation, citing FBI statistics, as well as the third-highest drug-death rate. CNBC’s bottom 10 states for quality of life, from lowest-scoring upward, were: Tennessee (64 out of 290) Texas (7 Indiana (82) Louisiana (89) Georgia (89) Utah (95) Missouri (9 Alabama (99) Oklahoma (103) Arkansas (103)" Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1) 150
- Tousi tv has a new one up. On utube.
Some Iranians taking to the streets again in Tehran. Video. Heading back to finish watching. Posted by: TeeJ at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (dAv7M) 151
Well he did serve in the military for 33 years . Does that do anything for you?
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/WQyy) --- He wasn't in the military, he was a JAG. Glorified hall monitor. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s) 152
There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (wVcYX) 153
I think a lot of ugly lefty woman kinda like the idea of wearing a sack over their head, as that would make them the same as someone like Sydney Sweeney.
But it they looked half decent, they would be on only fans in a minute whoring for attention. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (Q0L71) 154
Habit-forming. Mind-controlling. Life-absorbing. You can never get enough of The Stuff.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM ----------- It's got electrolytes. Plants love it. Posted by: Brawndo at July 13, 2026 06:10 PM (2Ez/1) 155
My YouTube has been taken over by Sophie videos
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0) 156
Maybe bury this Welsh politician up to her neck and have the men throw rocks at her whore face.
You know, so she knows how it feels. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (u9Xr5) 157
Mamdani just said rapes are up because the definition of rape has been expanded. Anybody who voted for this communist, jihadist , theater kid gets what they deserve
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (m2wmY) 158
Has anyone noticed everytime Trump announced a peace deal was reached with Iran some unknown source called BS. This is after he blew up every high ranking military officer in the country. Somebody in Iran watched too much Monte Python! Apparently Trump never watched the show . Kind of like a skit ...
Posted by: Rep Jack Meoff at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (rjFy0) 159
103 The Stuff (1985) A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world.
this is about popplers, isn't it? Posted by: lrrr at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (v3pYe) 160
The King is still supposedly the 'Defender of the Faith' by title...
Not sure what Faith Chucky boy has. Posted by: Romeo13 ------------- He just changed to Royal Charter to "defender of the faiths" Plural. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (Q0L71) 161
It bugs me when pious is used as an insult.
Piety is a good thing. Pomposity is what people object to. And pomposity shamming piety is especially heinous. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (Ot/FD) 162
151 Well he did serve in the military for 33 years . Does that do anything for you?
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/WQyy) --- He wasn't in the military, he was a JAG. Glorified hall monitor. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s) Yeah, anytime anyone deployed heard there was a JAG Officer around? Caused more fear than the enemy... because at least you got to shoot back at foreign enemies. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj) 163
Turn off the spigot and see what happens.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 06:03 PM (U4c/V) I will invest in Tether that day. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 06:12 PM (rbvCR) 164
The Church of England is the established church. The Church of England in Wales was disestablished about a century ago.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ----------- Ah yes, I have been aware of the anitdisestablimentarianism movement for many years. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Q0L71) 165
62 There's a theory that there just isn't any unitary "government of Iran" left to negotiate with.
The mullahs, Revolutionary Guard, local police... are all doing their own things." looks like a thoroughly proven "theory" now. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 06:13 PM (edUvp) 166
One thing I noticed about the military.
They keep you busy. Long experience hath shewn, large groups of young people, particularly males, though not exclusively so, will get into trouble if left to their own devices. They need purpose, motivation, direction, leadership, all that stuff. That gaggle of masked freaks in Denver reminds us of what inevitability happens without Adult supervision. They need Mentors. Good role models. Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 06:13 PM (yG9XG) 167
My YouTube has been taken over by Sophie videos
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0) How fun! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 06:13 PM (wVcYX) 168
Habit-forming. Mind-controlling. Life-absorbing. You can never get enough of The Stuff.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2026 05:55 PM (wVcYX) Slurm? Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR) --- The spice must flow! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 06:13 PM (FZ29D) 169
He just changed to Royal Charter to "defender of the faiths"
Plural. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 13, 2026 06:11 PM (Q0L71) The tenets of Waraiotokism are defined as "the exact opposite of everything the Church of England holds", and our mission statement is to obliterate the Church of England. Defend that, Chuck. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ot/FD) 170
Guy who got thrown by a buffalo.
The retiree and community leader from Kendall, Wash. also praised the animal for not killing him during the attack. 'When I was on the ground immobile, unable to move, he was right on top of me,' McDaniel told CNN. 'He could have stomped on me, he could have gored me, he could have done almost anything to take my life, and he did not do so.' - Well, he wasn't a Muslim buffalo. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7) 171
Yes, it does. His years in the senate, no.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:06 PM (UjdFS Fair enough. I just didn't expect as much couples dancing on his grave with the Left. He wasn't in the military, he was a JAG. Glorified hall monitor. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 06:14 PM (/WQyy) 172
>>> If there is one regret I have moving forward, and must remove from my bucket list, it is that I never got a chance to see Lindsey Graham do the Pee-Wee Herman tequila dance.
You know, that's exactly what AI is built for, it's not too late to still see it... Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 06:14 PM (Eng1Z) 173
153 I think a lot of ugly lefty woman kinda like the idea of wearing a sack over their head, as that would make them the same as someone like Sydney Sweeney,"
as if it's only their face that is hideous. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 06:14 PM (edUvp) 174
The turtles all the way down thing is more of an example of an infinite regression.
The drones with smaller drones thing is an illustration of recursion. While the recursion described is infinite, it's missing the philosophical issue of foundation (a starting point). Posted by: bonhomme ---------- I'm right here you know. Posted by: Bottom Turtle at July 13, 2026 06:14 PM (Q0L71) 175
TheBlaze @theblaze Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib: “The political structures that we are surrounded by were built on slavery and genocide and oppression. Look at this room, motherf******. We aren’t going anywhere. Now we’re in Congress and every corner of the United States.” She seems nice. Posted by: m at July 13, 2026 06:15 PM (6wpGE) 176
>>>Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”
It is best to get the girls used to the restriction the hijab imposes early on so it becomes normalized and they don't know there is any different way to live. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 06:15 PM (rbvCR) 177
The King is still supposedly the 'Defender of the Faith' by title...
Not sure what Faith Chucky boy has. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj) "The King’s title as “Defender of the Faith” has been replaced by "Protector of the Space for Faith within the Multi-faith Nation."" https://tinyurl.com/4ykndpue Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 13, 2026 06:16 PM (B0NCh) 178
158 Somebody in Iran watched too much Monte Python! Apparently Trump never watched the show . Kind of like a skit ...
it's the fish-slapping dance, isn't it? Posted by: anachronda at July 13, 2026 06:16 PM (v3pYe) 179
as if it's only their face that is hideous.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 06:14 PM (edUvp) Ok, then. Full body sacks. And nobody gets to talk. No interaction of any kind. Hey, wait.... Maybe the rugfuckers are on to something, here? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (Ot/FD) 180
Read the people in Iran like 3/4 have only known Islam ruling, nonidea what was before the revolution
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) 181
He wasn't in the military, he was a JAG. Glorified hall monitor.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ____________ Excuse to repost this David French article from 2009 in which he strongly implies he was in combat: https://tinyurl.com/3js24yeh Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (XvL8K) 182
I don't know what I would have done in Buffalo Guy's situation, tough spot. I think I would have tried to get on one side of that little dumpster seen in the video, and try to keep moving around it faster than the buffalo could.
That's a risky move, though. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (edUvp) 183
Commie Mandami explains rape.
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Mamdani on why rape is up in NY: "A lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape" - The Rape Nazi had the same problem. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (ndZc7) 184
Remember how, for the last year plus, the left has demanded ICE have warrants for the arrest of illegals?
I guess that's supposed to ... well, I don't know what they want to deceive into there. Anyway, Maine Man who just got ventilated for trying to run over ICE agents ... had a warrant for his arrest. Yet, he still didn't turn himself in. Tried to run. Tried to kill. bUt yOu nEEd A wArrAnt!!! Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 06:19 PM (3cUTc) 185
Not dancing on his grave, just sick of being told by newsreaders how I should worship the almighty politicians.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:19 PM (UjdFS) 186
I've encountered buffalo very close up. Not intentionally, of course. Once I was rounding the corner of an outhouse there stood a huge bull, not ten feet away. I froze. He glanced at me, snorted, and sauntered off.
I went back to my tent and changed my drawers. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (0aYVJ) 187
He wasn't in the military, he was a JAG. Glorified hall monitor.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s) JAG is military. Subject to the UCMJ. Chain of Command. Not all military folks are infantry or airborne. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (bl07w) Posted by: Wally at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (lXn6W) 189
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Graham compiled a distinguished record in the United States Air Force as he logged six-and-a-half years of service on active duty as an Air Force lawyer. From 1984-1988, he was assigned overseas and served at Rhein-Main Air Force Base in Germany. Upon leaving active duty Air Force in 1989, Graham joined the South Carolina Air National Guard where he served until 1995. During the first Gulf War in the early 90's, Graham was called to active duty and served state-side at McEntire Air National Guard Base as Staff Judge Advocate where he prepared members for deployment to the Gulf region. In 1995, Graham joined the U.S. Air Force Reserves. During American military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, Graham put his experience in military law to use pulling numerous short-term Reserve duties in both countries over congressional breaks and holidays. Graham retired from the Air Force Reserves in June 2015 having served his country in uniform for 33 years. He retired at the rank of Colonel. Posted by: m at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (6wpGE) 190
185 Not dancing on his grave, just sick of being told by newsreaders how I should worship the almighty politicians.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:19 PM (UjdFS) Charlie Kirk got a Good Riddance and a hearty Mind Your Tone Or You're Next. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (Ot/FD) 191
170 I knew I liked that buffalo...
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (wBaIH) 192
Excuse to repost this David French article from 2009 in which he strongly implies he was in combat:
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (XvL8K) --- I don't think civilians know how hated JAGs are, how veterans respect some total screw-up career E3 more than a JAG. French went to Iraq and got warzone pay with no income tax to do paperwork. His primary duties included ruining the careers of actual warriors, combing through dirty laundry and thinking of was to make ROE even more self-defeating. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s) 193
Good call setting the sequel to Reno 911 to Toronto 911. The actors are funny.
Posted by: banana Dream - I'm pretending it's a show and not actual dipshittery at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (3uBP9) 194
That guy was lucky it was a buffalo. Cuz I can tell you what a grizzly would have done to him, and your ass is never the same afterwards.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (lXn6W) 195
Not dancing on his grave, just sick of being told by newsreaders how I should worship the almighty politicians.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:19 PM (UjdFS) Charlie Kirk got a Good Riddance and a hearty Mind Your Tone Or You're Next. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (Ot/FD) Maybe we'll get Nancy Mace as his replacement. I've heard that she has massive tits so you know she'll be a good Senator. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e) 196
183 Commie Mandami explains rape.
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Mamdani on why rape is up in NY: "A lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape" - The Rape Nazi had the same problem. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (ndZc7) Well, if anyone knows about rape, it would be the muzzies. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 06:23 PM (bl07w) 197
I can say this with utter certainty: there isn’t a more pious and unlikable host than Abby Phillip in my lifetime.
- Is he entirely unfamiliar with Jake Tapper? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 06:23 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 06:24 PM (VPNgR) 199
Maybe we'll get Nancy Mace as his replacement. I've heard that she has massive tits so you know she'll be a good Senator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e) That lady is one shovel to the face and a TBI away from being MTG 2.0. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:24 PM (Ot/FD) 200
That guy was lucky it was a buffalo. Cuz I can tell you what a grizzly would have done to him, and your ass is never the same afterwards.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (lXn6W) Just put some ice on it. -- Rose Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e) 201
188 Rancid Taliban: "We aren't going anywhere."
Certainly not to productive jobs, anyway. Posted by: Wally at July 13, 2026 06:20 PM (lXn6W) Well, it's not like anyone is inviting this miserable wretch anywhere. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 06:25 PM (bl07w) 202
journalist Cari Tuna
- tuna, you've got some 'splainin' to do. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 06:24 PM (VPNgR) She should marry a guy named Innabucket. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD) 203
Toronto cop can never go the the cop bars again. He'll be drinking Zimas with dress wearing guy who's been 'transitioning' for eight years, and finally got a date with a cop.
Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 06:25 PM (LHPAg) 204
I think she should show them to us first.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:26 PM (UjdFS) 205
In a world where Joy Reid exists, its hard to believe anyone else is less likeable.
Posted by: Wally at July 13, 2026 06:26 PM (lXn6W) 206
27 That Kimble post looked like the Scott Jennings post.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Cqx++) Exactly! Not sure which came first. Posted by: m at July 13, 2026 06:26 PM (6wpGE) 207
204 I think she should show them to us first.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 06:26 PM (UjdFS) The nation's first Senate Confirmation Feeling. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:26 PM (Ot/FD) 208
Read the people in Iran like 3/4 have only known Islam ruling, nonidea what was before the revolution Posted by: Skip It's like expecting North Koreans to revolt. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 06:27 PM (Cqx++) 209
I think I would have tried to get on one side of that little dumpster seen in the video, and try to keep moving around it faster than the buffalo could.
That's a risky move, though. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 06:17 PM (edUvp) I might have tried to hop into that thing. Gross, but probably not life-threatening. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 13, 2026 06:28 PM (zYpTz) 210
>>>Guy who got thrown by a buffalo.
The retiree and community leader from Kendall, Wash. also praised the animal for not killing him during the attack. >Ha-ha! First, he should have kept walking. He should have never stopped and never squared up on the bison or stared into his eyes. Next, he should have run like hell when the bison started rolling to get up, he should have hauled ass and taken shelter in his vehicle. Lastly, you don't play Ring Around the Rosie with a bison in the rut. They are too fast and have 100x testosterone. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 13, 2026 06:28 PM (sYM3s) 211
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)
I dont think the men commenting on her massive tits we're implying that this would make her a good Senator, only that they -of course- like massive tits and sometimes rather massively talk about massive tits I don't think I'd know Nancy Mace without a caption.of her name, and I have a less than massive interest in the size of her wasabambas or whatever various terms used for breasts on this site. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 06:29 PM (D+BhG) 212
wasabambas or whatever various terms used for breasts on this site.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 06:29 PM (D+BhG) Well i mean it wasn't that but it is now, obviously. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:30 PM (Ot/FD) 213
200 That guy was lucky it was a buffalo. Cuz I can tell you what a grizzly would have done to him, and your ass is never the same afterwards.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at July 13, 2026 06:22 PM (lXn6W) Just put some ice on it. -- Rose Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e) I know, right? Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at July 13, 2026 06:30 PM (9ZFZd) 214
>>> Toronto cop can never go the the cop bars again. He'll be drinking Zimas with dress wearing guy who's been 'transitioning' for eight years, and finally got a date with a cop.
Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 06:25 PM (LHPAg) When my wife sees some sort of pest like a bug or a snake she does not allow herself to believe that there exists more than that one in a thousand mild radius. Like it was on vacation to see the sites and she just noticed that one while it was out. Likewise, I'm pretty sure Lt. Jim Dangle here isn't a one off and has a lot of company at the precinct. Posted by: banana Dream at July 13, 2026 06:30 PM (3uBP9) 215
Russians went nearly 100 years without knowing what life in thexwest was like. Lines, shabby cheap products if you could ev rd n find what you need.
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0) 216
Nood. Apparently, immigration may be related to crime.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e) 217
212 wasabambas or whatever various terms used for breasts on this site.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 06:29 PM (D+BhG) Well i mean it wasn't that but it is now, obviously. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2026 06:30 PM (Ot/FD) Of all the things, who'da thought Fen would coin a new term for boobs? I'm stealing it. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 13, 2026 06:32 PM (9ZFZd) 218
188 Rancid Taliban: "We aren't going anywhere."
---- Embedded like ticks inside the body politic, but not nearly as friendly. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D) 219
How disconnected from your "job" as "newspeople" do you have to be to not realize Jack Kimble is a made-up name? Did no one at CNN realize, "Gee, I never heard that name before and as someone paid to watch the news hour-by-hour, I probably should have heard that name before, if it were real"?
--- I know, right? Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at July 13, 2026 06:36 PM (hPLSE) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0203 seconds. |
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