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More Illegal Aliens Discovered Voting Illegally in US Elections

John Solomon at JusttheNews:



Evidence mounts of noncitizens reaching voter rolls, casting ballots as DOJ speeds crackdown

Trump DOJ has secured about two dozen noncitizen voting arrests, prosecutions or convictions in the last few months, with about another 90 more cases under investigation.

A small town Kansas mayor born in Mexico. A Filipino senior citizen living in Hawaii. Two Pakistani men residing in New Jersey. An Aussie in Louisiana. And a Chinese student studying at the University of Michigan. They all have one thing in common.

Each has been charged in the last year with illegally voting in U.S. federal elections as foreigners, part of a sudden wave of prosecutions led by the Trump Justice Department for a crime that used to be among the rarest in the federal court system.

The Trump Justice Department has secured about two dozen non-citizens voting arrests, prosecutions or convictions in the last few months alone, with about another 90 more cases under investigation, officials told Just the News. And all 50 states were sent notices this month that election officials can and will be prosecuted too if they allow non-citizens to vote.

"It isn't just bad policy to let non-citizens vote in federal elections, it's a crime. And this Department of Justice will intend to prosecute that crime if these election officials, having been informed that they are non-citizens on the voter rolls, knowingly allow those people to vote, enable their enrollment on the voter rolls, are passive in the face of this knowledge, etc. This is not some idle threat," Assistant Attorney General for Ciril Rights Harmeet Dhillon told the Just the News, No Noise television show.

DOJ officials have found three major problems in policing states' voter rolls ahead of the 2026 election: hundreds of thousands of dead people still eligible to vote, tens of thousands of illegal aliens on the rolls and scores of foreigners having gone beyond registering to, in fact, vote in a federal election, which is illegal.

Dhillon, the top election cop inside the DOJ, believes the numbers of foreigners illicitly voting in elections is probably higher but has been frustrated that U.S. Attorney offices across the country haven't made illegal voting a larger priority until just recently.

"We are trying to empty an ocean with a teaspoon because there isn't a culture of U.S. attorneys going after these," she explained.

That's changing with the sudden explosion of cases.

The left is shrieking (as usual) about the possibility that state election officials who turn a blind eye to illegal alien voting might be arrested themselves.

This is PBS so expect bias.

DOJ threatens to arrest state election officials if noncitizens vote

The Department of Justice is threatening to arrest more than a dozen state election officials if a single vote is cast in their states by a noncitizen. The threat was part of a letter giving election officials five days to detail how they will comply with laws on noncitizens voting. Amna Nawaz discussed more with Jessica Huseman of Votebeat, who obtained the letter.

Amna Nawaz:

The Department of Justice is threatening top election officials in more than a dozen states with arrest if even a single vote is cast in their states by a noncitizen. The threats detailed in a letter stating it's illegal for noncitizens to vote and giving elections officials five days to detail how they will comply with federal law.

It's worth noting that noncitizens voting, as well as election fraud in general, is exceedingly rare in this country, with just a handful of reported cases, even in databases kept by conservative legal groups. The letter was obtained by Votebeat.

White supremacist groups are also very, very rare but the left seems keenly interested in stopping them.


Jessica Huseman, Editorial Director, Votebeat:

All of the states got the letter, which that was not initially obvious when this was reported for the first time.

We heard from several states all at once that had gotten it. There were several states that couldn't actually find the letter because the Trump administration sent it to things like info@secretaryofstate.gov for some of these Web sites. So they had to go hunt it down.

But, yes, all 50 states have gotten them. And the letter essentially reminds election administrators that noncitizen voting is illegal and says that there are criminal penalties associated with knowingly allowing a noncitizen to vote.

Of course, that is not new information to election officials. And all of the election officials that I spoke to about this yesterday didn't seem particularly concerned.

Maybe they should be.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:13 PM




Comments

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1 Sponge agqin!

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 03:12 PM (erhDr)

2 Present!

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

3 And

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 03:13 PM (erhDr)

4 WHAT A SHOCK!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2026 03:13 PM (N1DT3)

5 !?

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 03:13 PM (erhDr)

6 It's as if this has been the Democrats plan all along!

/faints on the couch

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2026 03:14 PM (N1DT3)

7 This never happens.

And when it does, it's a good thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

8 Ace starting fast outta the gate this week.
Thanks for all your efforts!

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 03:15 PM (erhDr)

9 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 03:15 PM (3R4hO)

10 'This is nothing new.'

*moves flag on little scale*

Next up: it's a good thing!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

11 The Department of Justice is threatening old greek homos in more than a dozen states with gladiator movies if even a single vote is cast.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 03:16 PM (Kt19C)

12 There were several states that couldn't actually find the letter because the Trump administration sent it to things like info@secretaryofstate.gov for some of these Web sites.

You mean these states don't check their publicly available email address that they make available for the purpose of people contacting them?

I'm shocked. Shocked!

... well not that shocked.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 13, 2026 03:16 PM (vJrRc)

13 The Department of Justice is threatening old greek homos in more than a dozen states with gladiator movies if even a single vote is cast.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 03:16 PM (Kt19C)

Threatening?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

14 Literally presidential elections have been determined by a few hundred votes. 2000 in election in Florida came down to 537 votes.

My guess is EASILY a 7 figure amount of illegal aliens are voting in elections on a national level.

Posted by: Leupold at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (eIzlH)

15 Back home. Feeling better. Cats wanted treats. Am demolishing bacon and eggs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (amcLV)

16 Assume 5% of illegal aliens vote.

4-5 million have left (between 1-1.2 million forcibly deported plus 3-4 million self-deportations).

How many votes is that?

Between 200,000 and 250,000 illegal votes.

Not, inflated voter rolls so that backrooms can do stuff, just straight up illegal votes that get counted.

Does that make a difference? What if we get another 100,000 of those illegal votes out before November?

It's going to matter where the deportations are happening, but it's red states that are doing the most to help the Trump administration find and deport illegals with things like 287(g) agreements.

Hell, even NC, with a Democrat governor, just got a law into effect (over Stein's veto) to force all state and local authorities to enter into 287(g) agreements with DHS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (GKzf4)

17 O/T...Mystery !

"President Trump will be making a Speech to the Nation on Thursday evening, at 9 P.M. Eastern. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (GD0B3)

18 DOJ threatens to arrest state election officials if noncitizens vote
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Enough with all the talk. All talk. Talk talk talk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

19 The Left had no problem jailing a government clerk who refused to do something they wanted.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (/WQyy)

20 Catching illegals voting in elections is a distraction from Epstein.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 03:18 PM (3R4hO)

21 White supremacist groups are also very, very rare but the left seems keenly interested in stopping them.

=======

Incest is something like 0.2% the reason for all abortions.

But it is highlighted all the time as why we must preserve it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:18 PM (GKzf4)

22 Trump DOJ has secured about two dozen noncitizen voting arrests, prosecutions or convictions in the last few months, with about another 90 more cases under investigation.

114 votes nationwide can't swing an election, RethugliKKKans!!!

Posted by: The Left at July 13, 2026 03:19 PM (VHUov)

23 I have it on good authority that almost never happens, guys.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2026 03:20 PM (uzmqU)

24 22 Trump DOJ has secured about two dozen noncitizen voting arrests, prosecutions or convictions in the last few months, with about another 90 more cases under investigation.

114 votes nationwide can't swing an election, RethugliKKKans!!!

Posted by: The Left at July 13, 2026 03:19 PM (VHUov)

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If I remember correctly, most of the arrests aren't "I accidentally voted," but "this guy voted for 50 people, and he's an illegal immigrant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:20 PM (GKzf4)

25 Of course, that is not new information to election officials. And all of the election officials that I spoke to about this yesterday didn't seem particularly concerned.
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None of The Powers That Be are going to take it seriously until a few of them are put away with long, long prison sentences.

Then, maybe, they'll think about cleaning up the voting rolls in their state.

At least until a Dem POTUS.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 03:20 PM (FZ29D)

26 I say capital punishment for vote fraudsters and those who enable them. As far as its impact on victims - e.g. Stealing a fucking country - there is no greater crime.


IMHFO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:21 PM (Ziya2)

27 Hmmm. How about deporting anyone voting in our country illegally. No chance of return.

Chip in the brain that detonates when they cross the border.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:21 PM (C2QwQ)

28 Hmm: Former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Was Recruited as a Spy by Israel; Israel Hoped He Could Take Control of Iran After Assassinations of Iran's President and His Advisors
—Disinformation Expert Ace
So that was the plan.

-
Two words: Da fuq?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (ndZc7)

29 I am sure the Our Democracy requires that non-citizens vote to preserve the necessary outcomes.

Such things are essential to give legislatures the ability to legislate cleanly, without being forced to take the wishes and demands of the electorate into consideration.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

30 Non-citizen voters should be stripped of all assets.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

31 Since Sarah Hoyt's not on this blog, I will have to figure out whom to borrow a shocked face from.

Maybe TJM?

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

32 Back home. Feeling better. Cats wanted treats. Am demolishing bacon and eggs.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (amcLV)
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I'll bet the cats could demolish some bacon and eggs, too...At least my Kaylee would if I let her.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)

33
If I remember correctly, most of the arrests aren't "I accidentally voted," but "this guy voted for 50 people, and he's an illegal immigrant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:20 PM (GKzf4)
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How do you "accidentally vote" in another country?

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

34 Horde, a true absolute miracle has occurred. No question. My mother has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty decided her time is not complete.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (+82YS)

35 I'll bet the cats could demolish some bacon and eggs, too...At least my Kaylee would if I let her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)
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They have duly licked the plate, as is their prerogative.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (amcLV)

36 I do not believe this as I have been assured repeatedly by both democrats and the media that illegals never get registered to vote and they never vote in US elections.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (0N4FZ)

37 Horde, a true absolute miracle has occurred. No question. My mother has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty decided her time is not complete.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (+82YS)
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Praise the Lord.

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)

38 OT: pretty cool video of us using remote drone ships to destroy port facilities at Bandar Abbas.

Fire ships. We're using fire ships.

'Leftenant Horblower, belay that line!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

39 Chip in the brain that detonates when they cross the border.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:21 PM (C2QwQ)


It might be hard to make a chip like that which won't detonate randomly on being scanned by some RFID system. Could be messy.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (rbvCR)

40 DOJ threatens to arrest state election officials if noncitizens vote


This shit will continue until people start paying a deeply personal price. Deeply personal.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (Ziya2)

41 33
If I remember correctly, most of the arrests aren't "I accidentally voted," but "this guy voted for 50 people, and he's an illegal immigrant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:20 PM (GKzf4)
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How do you "accidentally vote" in another country?

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

========

I could allow for, "I was lied to and told I was allowed."

But ignorance of the law is not a defense. Jail and deportation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (GKzf4)

42 Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (+82YS)

Thats great publius.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

43 How do you "accidentally vote" in another country?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)
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I think it's along the lines of, "I tripped and my dick accidentally went inside her."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:24 PM (amcLV)

44 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (amcLV)

Glad that you're home and so are the cats, I imagine.🙂 Did they suggest any treatment going forward?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 03:24 PM (Bw1/o)

45 Horde, a true absolute miracle has occurred. No question. My mother has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty decided her time is not complete.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone


Glory Be!

Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2026 03:25 PM (VHUov)

46 Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (+82YS)

Glad to hear that. Praise the Lord!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Bw1/o)

47 Did they suggest any treatment going forward?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 03:24 PM (Bw1/o)
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Drugs, and I'll be consulting a cardiologist, so we'll see if there's anything more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:26 PM (amcLV)

48 Illegals may not be voting.

But their ballots are.

Also:
Blue states refuse to even admit illegals could be voting, let along investigate, so of course, proving they are voting is "rare."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)

49 Not sure this even counts as "news." Here in California, they (Dem politicians and activists) openly encourage illegal non-citizens to vote. And they make it practically a crime to ask for ID at polling stations anyway, so no one actually has any idea who is voting (which is the point). We're so used to it here that we gave up even trying a long time ago.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2026 03:26 PM (Av6i5)

50 I think it's along the lines of, "I tripped and my dick accidentally went inside her."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:24 PM (amcLV)

That reminds me of a great line, I think it was from here: 'I like my women like I like my coffee- without another guy's dick in it.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

51 I think it's along the lines of, "I tripped and my dick accidentally went inside her."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:24 PM (amcLV)
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Horde mind. I was going to make a Platner joke.

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)

52 California alone casts 3+ million fraudulent votes every four years. Illegals are just a part of that.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)

53 If I remember correctly, most of the arrests aren't "I accidentally voted," but "this guy voted for 50 people, and he's an illegal immigrant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:20 PM (GKzf4)
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How do you "accidentally vote" in another country?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

Same way you "accidentally" fuck your best friend's wife I guess.

Posted by: I tripped and it just slid on in at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

54 It's hard to find American citizens who will vote for Nazi rapists who want to institute socialism. But if you start importing 3rd Worlders, you might have a chance.

Posted by: Wally at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (0e5Te)

55 This cites a study showing a quarter of illegal aliens were registered to vote, and 6.4% did vote, in the 2008 election:

https://tinyurl.com/7h7nzzmm

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (XvL8K)

56 I was listening to Larry O'Connor's radio show and he was talking to someone who said that Republicans on the Hill have no idea how much the base is angry about the border and illegal voting etc.

They think this is a phase and it will pass.

Who in the world are they listening to? How can it possibly escape them?

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9)

57 Deeply personal.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (Ziya2)

——

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 13, 2026 03:28 PM (iJMtg)

58 Kinda like Stalin said, one illegal vote is a tragedy. A couple million is just Democrats doing business. Arresting a couple schmucks here and there ain't gonna stop the millions of others. This, the Democrats know.

Posted by: Cubans at July 13, 2026 03:28 PM (QaH55)

59 Excellent news, Publius!

Prayer of thanksgiving sent!

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

60 Will anything happen?

Posted by: Because I've often heard Nothing Will at July 13, 2026 03:28 PM (2Ez/1)

61 Chip in the brain that detonates when they cross the border.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:21 PM (C2QwQ)

It might be hard to make a chip like that which won't detonate randomly on being scanned by some RFID system. Could be messy.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (rbvCR)

Foil hats will be a must.

Posted by: No longer a luxury item at July 13, 2026 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

62 That thing that never happens well it happens but it is rare
PBS

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (YwEeS)

63 Same way you "accidentally" fuck your best friend's wife I guess.

Posted by: I tripped and it just slid on in at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (TbWk/)
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Was that Newsom?

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

64 I've lived in multiple foreign countries across the decades and never - not even once - thought to defraud or disrespect that country's laws or customs, let alone think of fucking voting in their elections (for the ones who had elections). I think what I dislike - No, Hate - about illegals is the way they disrespect our laws and customs and take advantage of us.


Of course I know that Democrats invite this kind of behavior, but still.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Ziya2)

65 Sure! Why shouldn't they vote. They're never going to leave.

Posted by: Supreme Court at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (opLQR)

66 None of The Powers That Be are going to take it seriously until a few of them are put away with long, long prison sentences.

Just like business owners, and bureaucrats approving benefits. Until the people who enable the problem feel the pain, the problem will persist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (ExV1e)

67 "It's worth noting that noncitizens voting, as well as election fraud in general, is exceedingly rare in this country."

When is the last time California, Illinois, New York, or any other blue state parks investigated voter fraud? Answer: Never

Much like crime statistics, the crimes that aren't reported aren't counted.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (yL0kd)

68 Deeply personal.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (Ziya2)

Like assfucking men for dominance not gheyness!

Posted by: Maine Kampf at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (TbWk/)

69 I knew McConnel was OK because we all know TURTLES can live to be 150 years old....

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (2BXp2)

70 This Friday, the 17th, evidence of election fraud in the 2020 election in Fulton County Georgia is due. I wonder if that is why Trump is giving a speech to the nation on Thursday.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)

71 "Votes."
That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (2Ez/1)

72 55 This cites a study showing a quarter of illegal aliens were registered to vote, and 6.4% did vote, in the 2008 election:

https://tinyurl.com/7h7nzzmm

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (XvL8K)

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So, it seems reasonable to assume that Trump has deported (and led to the self-deportation of) literally hundreds of thousands of voters already.

I'm assuming they voted more heavily for Democrats, as well.

Keep it up. ICE deportation flights are at historic highs right now. We can get higher!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (GKzf4)

73 How do you "accidentally vote" in another country?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)


Tripped. Could have happened to anyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ExV1e)

74 Was that Newsom?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

Well, we know the people fucking HIS wife- well, not ALL of them.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

75 I was listening to Larry O'Connor's radio show and he was talking to someone who said that Republicans on the Hill have no idea how much the base is angry about the border and illegal voting etc.

They think this is a phase and it will pass.

Who in the world are they listening to? How can itwe possibly escape them?
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9)
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Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

76 But I really like this:
- everyone who gets a driver's license is registered to vote
- everyone who registers to vote is sent a ballot
- no name of the registered voter is on the ballot and all proof of whose name the ballot was from is destroyed before it's counted by the election officials.

BUT:
Absolutely, no way, no how could any illegal ever, ever, ever vote.
It's because, that's why.

They have intentionally created a system where it is impossible to detect fraud.
And charged the President, and others, with multiple felonies for daring to even question that system.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 03:31 PM (3cUTc)

77 That's amazing Pub. Great news.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 03:31 PM (3R4hO)

78 Not sure this even counts as "news." Here in California, they (Dem politicians and activists) openly encourage illegal non-citizens to vote. And they make it practically a crime to ask for ID at polling stations anyway, so no one actually has any idea who is voting (which is the point). We're so used to it here that we gave up even trying a long time ago.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2026 03:26 PM (Av6i5)



I know. I lived there. This is insane. The election officials who've made these laws should be in prison doing hard time.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Ziya2)

79 They think this is a phase and it will pass.

Who in the world are they listening to? How can itwe possibly escape them?
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9)

They listen to the people at the parties they go to- commie rat fuck traitors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

80 Of course, that is not new information to election officials. And all of the election officials that I spoke to about this yesterday didn't seem particularly concerned.
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Maybe they should be.
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Nah, they're good.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at July 13, 2026 03:32 PM (SuK7W)

81 WUT? The home run derby is only on Netflix? No other way to watch it?

Really? WTFF?

Posted by: I didn't think I could hate Netflix more at July 13, 2026 03:32 PM (anL5R)

82 More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

Aren't they just... precious?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (BI5O2)

83 I still think Polish combat mages enforcing the border should be a thing.

Posted by: Hussars Sorcerer Division at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

84 So I guess there's no smart military blog answer to using nukes to close the Strait of Hormuz, finally delivering a military victory to the USA in the 21st century?

How neo-con of you.

Posted by: God's Honest Truth at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (FTLtd)

85 How do you "accidentally vote" in another country?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)
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Maybe they thought they were paying a phone bill...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (FZ29D)

86 56 I was listening to Larry O'Connor's radio show and he was talking to someone who said that Republicans on the Hill have no idea how much the base is angry about the border and illegal voting etc.

They think this is a phase and it will pass.

Who in the world are they listening to? How can it possibly escape them?

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9)

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Why is the base angry about the border?

Congress funded ICE through 2029 at historic levels (it's like the third largest military in the world, effectively), border crossings are effectively zero, and all (literally all) visa classes are down double digits.

This is the most anti-illegal and anti-legal immigration administration since the 1920s.

Trump has forcibly deported about 4x as many people as Eisenhower did, and he's got 2.5 more years of elevated funding to do it more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (GKzf4)

87
A small town Kansas mayor born in Mexico. A Filipino senior citizen living in Hawaii. Two Pakistani men residing in New Jersey. An Aussie in Louisiana. And a Chinese student studying at the University of Michigan. They all have one thing in common.

They walked into a bar...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)

88 245 Piper...prayers for your father's complete recovery.

Does he have a history of a-fib? I think low sodium can trigger it. If that is the cause it can be managed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Yes - he has a history and has been on medications to manage it. But he is getting older, which is hard for me to accept. The cpr part is very troubling to me right now.

Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM (hftzA)

89 Of course, that is not new information to election officials. And all of the Democrat election officials, who are likely facilitating fraud that helps our Party, that I spoke to about this yesterday didn't seem particularly concerned.

Fixed for accuracy and transparency.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

90 39 Chip in the brain that detonates when they cross the border.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:21 PM (C2QwQ)

It might be hard to make a chip like that which won't detonate randomly on being scanned by some RFID system. Could be messy.
Posted by: Kindltot


Fine. Give them pagers.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:35 PM (FWA22)

91 A small town Kansas mayor born in Mexico. A Filipino senior citizen living in Hawaii. Two Pakistani men residing in New Jersey. An Aussie in Louisiana. And a Chinese student studying at the University of Michigan. They all have one thing in common.

They walked into a bar...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)

*CLANG*
Ow!!!!

Posted by: A low bar at July 13, 2026 03:35 PM (TbWk/)

92 DOJ threatens... Threaten, threaten, threaten. Just do it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 13, 2026 03:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

93
Voting ballots should only be printed in English. There is on reason to have them in other languages except to help the fraud.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 13, 2026 03:35 PM (OkYzo)

94 Yes - he has a history and has been on medications to manage it. But he is getting older, which is hard for me to accept. The cpr part is very troubling to me right now.
Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM (hftzA)

Keep reminding him to breathe- he'll love that. J/K

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

95 ***election officials who turn a blind eye to illegal alien voting might be arrested themselves.
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Let's put this in a more positive light and say, will be arrested and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (VQ0bX)

96 Platner may have a similar accident with a burglar at some future date.

"Well, you see officer, I was just wrestling him to the ground..."

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

97 Chip in the brain that detonates when they cross the border.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:21 PM (C2QwQ)

It might be hard to make a chip like that which won't detonate randomly on being scanned by some RFID system. Could be messy.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 03:23 PM (rbvCR)


OTOH, that sounds like a THEM problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (ExV1e)

98 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (GKzf4)

All true, and all positive.

But I'm looking toward large internment camps in the desert, with fleets of buses and trains running deportations 24/7.

Time to work up a real head of steam.

Foreigners Go Home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

99 Yes - he has a history and has been on medications to manage it. But he is getting older, which is hard for me to accept. The cpr part is very troubling to me right now.
Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM (hftzA)

Keep reminding him to breathe- he'll love that. J/K
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

And put him on an all-kale diet.

Posted by: Probably love that too at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

100 Re the letters being hard to find - I would have done a Psy-Ops and hired a process server in every state to hand deliver to the sec of states.

Posted by: beckster at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (kX27y)

101 More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM


They're saving our Precious Democracy!

Posted by: Nancy "Perky Emeritus" Pelosi (D-CA) at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

102 So if the illegals are voting Republican, the Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) are OK with it? Kinda tells you who they are voting for.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (QaH55)

103 A small town Kansas mayor born in Mexico. A Filipino senior citizen living in Hawaii. Two Pakistani men residing in New Jersey. An Aussie in Louisiana. And a Chinese student studying at the University of Michigan. They all have one thing in common.

They walked into a bar...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)
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You'd think one of them should have seen it!

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Fi81e)

104 98 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:33 PM (GKzf4)

All true, and all positive.

But I'm looking toward large internment camps in the desert, with fleets of buses and trains running deportations 24/7.

Time to work up a real head of steam.

Foreigners Go Home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

======

Holding times for those picked up has reduced so much that DHS is selling off properties they purchased for the purposes of holding detainees.

They got 10,000 in three days 2 weeks ago.

There's just no sexy headlines going on at the same time, so people think nothing is happening, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (GKzf4)

105 1 there are no non citizens voting

2. Ok maybe here are a few who cares it doesn’t change elections

3 ok maybe a lot vote but so what they’re members of the community and deserve to have a say

4. It’s racist to not support full on voting by everyone here illegally

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Xe8e7)

106 By the way, when I did live in CA, every time I voted I made a show of pulling out my ID just to hear the snide comment "Oh we don't ask for that here" and I would reply - loudly - "Well you should!".


I couldn't wait to get out of that madhouse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Ziya2)

107 PUBLIUS- I'm smiling from ear to ear.

Posted by: free tibet at July 13, 2026 03:38 PM (iNp3L)

108 Those that allow the voter rolls to continue to contain dead, imaginary, and illegal voters are accomplices in crime. It's like the driver in a bank heist; he didn't go in the bank and hold everybody up and rob the place, but he enabled it by driving them to and from the bank.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 03:38 PM (l3cgK)

109 Blue states refuse to even admit illegals could be voting, let along investigate, so of course, proving they are voting is "rare."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)


Trump lost every court case in 2020 - where no evidence was ever permitted to be presented - proving that there is no fraud. -- Democrats and the media (BIRM)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 03:38 PM (ExV1e)

110 Piper:

Sorry to learn of your dad's medical situation.

Also, heads up:

https://tinyurl.com/5n97buvj

Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 03:38 PM (J4Dwc)

111 There's not an age limit on ablations.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (VQ0bX)

112 69 I knew McConnel was OK because we all know TURTLES can live to be 150 years old....

apprarently, elaine chao's trip to china to acquire lightly used uyghur spare parts was successful.

Posted by: anachronda at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (v3pYe)

113 There's just no sexy headlines going on at the same time, so people think nothing is happening, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (GKzf4)

No, I understand it. But I would like to see millions deported annually. It needs to be our generation's moonshot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (BI5O2)

114 It would be funny if they all wrote in Frito Bandito.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)

115 1 there are no non citizens voting

2. Ok maybe here are a few who cares it doesn’t change elections

3 ok maybe a lot vote but so what they’re members of the community and deserve to have a say

4. It’s racist to not support full on voting by everyone here illegally
Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Xe8e7)
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Yes, that is all 4 stages.

The first stage is always "It's not happening".

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)

116 106 By the way, when I did live in CA, every time I voted I made a show of pulling out my ID just to hear the snide comment "Oh we don't ask for that here" and I would reply - loudly - "Well you should!".


I couldn't wait to get out of that madhouse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Ziya2)

In some places in Kalifornia, non-citizens can vote in local elections for school superintendent...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (l3cgK)

117 There is no voter fraud

So let’s investigate and make sure

No

Why

Because there is no voter fraud.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (Xe8e7)

118 It's worth noting that noncitizens voting, as well as election fraud in general, is exceedingly rare in this country, with just a handful of reported cases, even in databases kept by conservative legal groups.

It's like every leftist outlet has a shared Google spreadsheet with pre-written standard, phrases that must be included in any article on a subject.

It's kind of like the way every writer for every article and newscast decided to add the words "without evidence" to every accusation Trump has made since 2016.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

119
It seems to me that even California's deep system of rigged voting will struggle with the Real ID Act.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)

120 "Well, you see officer, I was just wrestling him to the ground..."
==
"then our pants fell off"
"I guess I got a little excited in the tussle"
"I probably shouldn't have kissed him."
"That was too much. I guess."

Posted by: Its just a display of dominance at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (anL5R)

121 And a Chinese student studying at the University of Michigan.
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An exploratory attempt, I'm sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (kpS4V)

122 113 There's just no sexy headlines going on at the same time, so people think nothing is happening, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (GKzf4)

No, I understand it. But I would like to see millions deported annually. It needs to be our generation's moonshot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (BI5O2)

=====

3-4 million deported in Trump's first year (forced deportations + self-deportations).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (GKzf4)

123 Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 03:34 PM

Prayers up, Piper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (bFu5X)

124 Mitch is fighting to recover so he can drop dead on the senate floor.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

125 124 Mitch is fighting to recover so he can drop dead on the senate floor.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

======

Probably a dream, but he only has about 6 months left before he's out no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:41 PM (GKzf4)

126 Hope you’re feeling better, Blonde.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 03:41 PM (FWA22)

127 Mitch is fighting to recover so he can drop dead on the senate floor.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 03:40 PM (UjdFS)
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As the Pro-forma Senator until the others come back.

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)

128 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Ziya2)

They say the same thing when you try to give your ID in NJ-at least in my area of the state. It's quite annoying, isn't it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Bw1/o)

129 I wonder if Trump is about to declare a National Emergency Thursday night over the vote fraud issue in GA and elsewhere...such a declaration gives him broad national legal and judicial powers...

Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (NTVPI)

130 Speaking of which . . .

Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin: “The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election.”

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When she's right, she's right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ndZc7)

131
This is not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Zombie Mitch at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)

132 Horde, a true absolute miracle has occurred. No question. My mother has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty decided her time is not complete.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone

This is wonderful news!

Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 03:43 PM (tHSRx)

133 Wholesale, physical removal of the foreigners is perhaps the only thing where I would happily write a blank check to the government. Whatever it takes. If they need a couple million men to go door-to-door in the barrios, so be it. Cut the check.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 03:43 PM (BI5O2)

134 CBS News: DOJ threatens criminal action against states that allow noncitizens to vote.

Lame headline. No state "allows" non-citizens to vote. More performative action to appease their idiot supporters.

No, no, no. They exist, trust me. Nameless enemy states. Both comically weak and the largest threats you can imagine.

The article is simply designed to further the narrative that it's even happening. It doesn't counter it at all. CBS is a captured network working for foreign interests. It's beyond propaganda.

Precursor to them claiming in Novemer that there's "massive fraud" in blue states and cities due to non-citizens voting. I guarantee you there's already a plan in place to contest every Democrat-won election and sow chaos on election day.

This on the heels of an attempt to remove birthright citizenship. Do we see how the chips are falling yet?

All 40 non citizens nation-wide over the last 20 years, per MAGA's own Heritage Foundation? A really major issue...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 13, 2026 03:43 PM (Xy2sd)

135 Shouldn't the secretaries of state be the ones getting their ass kicked. And any one of the associated with soros deserves the firing squad.

Posted by: Dutch at July 13, 2026 03:43 PM (sYM3s)

136 And all of the election officials that I spoke to about this yesterday didn't seem particularly concerned.

Maybe they should be.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

And in AZ the Maricopa board of supervisors just lost their power grab of the county recorder's duties to a guy who vowed to enforce election law. The AZ constitution for the win!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 13, 2026 03:44 PM (NnhvP)

137 It's like every leftist outlet has a shared Google spreadsheet with pre-written standard, phrases that must be included in any article on a subject.

It's kind of like the way every writer for every article and newscast decided to add the words "without evidence" to every accusation Trump has made since 2016.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 13, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)



They are a Fifth Column and one of the greatest threats to Our Republic. And I really mean that and they should be treated accordingly. No self governing people can exist with such a poisoned information stream.


Note I said Republic and not "Precious fucking Democracy".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:44 PM (Ziya2)

138 I wonder if Trump is about to declare a National Emergency Thursday night over the vote fraud issue in GA and elsewhere...such a declaration gives him broad national legal and judicial powers...
==
I'll show you broad legal and judicial powers!!!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 13, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)

139 >>I wonder if Trump is about to declare a National Emergency Thursday night over the vote fraud issue in GA and elsewhere...such a declaration gives him broad national legal and judicial powers...

As I mentioned above, evidence being collected in Fulton County GA of election fraud in 2020 is due on Friday. Supposedly, over 200 FBI agents have been deployed to Fulton County to collect evidence.

That's a lot of FBI guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:45 PM (viF8m)

140 139 >>I wonder if Trump is about to declare a National Emergency Thursday night over the vote fraud issue in GA and elsewhere...such a declaration gives him broad national legal and judicial powers...

As I mentioned above, evidence being collected in Fulton County GA of election fraud in 2020 is due on Friday. Supposedly, over 200 FBI agents have been deployed to Fulton County to collect evidence.

That's a lot of FBI guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:45 PM (viF8m)

======

Ossoff is weirdly going to lose his re-election.

Weirdly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:45 PM (GKzf4)

141 All 40 non citizens nation-wide over the last 20 years, per MAGA's own Heritage Foundation? A really major issue...


It's only one or two apartment complexes that the tren de argua gangs have taken over.........

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2026 03:45 PM (0N4FZ)

142 I don't know how you would stop it in states that have full dem control. Of course, it that case they don't even need to count votes anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)

143 They think this is a phase and it will pass.

Who in the world are they listening to? How can itwe possibly escape them?
---
No member of Congress reads this blog.
I doubt there's even one staffer who does.
Until about 7 years ago, they all thought the National Review was still the conservative voice.
Most still do.

They all still read the NYT, the WSJ and the WaPo--to get a balanced reporting of the news.
Fox News might be on if a staffer forgot to change the channel. But otherwise, it's CNN, which most still believe is centrist..

It's why I say we must viciously and without remorse attack David French et al. at all times:
Because, we know they are not conservative in any way.
But the members of Congress see him as the conservative presented and vouched for by sources they trust.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 03:46 PM (3cUTc)

144 Hey Captain glad to hear you are back home.

Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 03:46 PM (MWfyi)

145 Probably a dream, but he only has about 6 months left before he's out no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
......

He should just retire and spend more time in his terrarium.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS)

146 So, what stage are we on in the "Illegal Immigrants Vote" conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)

147 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Ziya2)

They say the same thing when you try to give your ID in NJ-at least in my area of the state. It's quite annoying, isn't it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Bw1/o)



Yes. And they say it in a tone of voice as if they'd just caught you trying to expose yourself or something. In a sane world people like that would be arrested for aiding and abetting theft and fraud.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 13, 2026 03:47 PM (Ziya2)

148 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 13, 2026 03:47 PM (nDXEV)

149 He should just retire and spend more time in his terrarium.
Posted by: wth
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Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 03:48 PM (kpS4V)

150 I'm sure Mitch can't wait to retire to spend more time with his cannonless fishhead wife.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2026 03:48 PM (yfRPb)

151 >>I don't know how you would stop it in states that have full dem control. Of course, it that case they don't even need to count votes anyway.

The DOJ routinely sends people to oversee federal elections in states. The problem is the watchers haven't always been watching depending on which administration is in office.

Harmeet Dhillon is already jousting with some Democrat run states telling the poll watchers are coming whether they like it or not. Spoiler, they do not like it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:48 PM (viF8m)

152 So, what stage are we on in the "Illegal Immigrants Vote" conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)
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They may vote some, but in a way that's kind of right.

Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:48 PM (Fi81e)

153 decided to add the words "without evidence"

Gas is too good for them.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 03:48 PM (Kt19C)

154 I wonder if Trump is about to declare a National Emergency Thursday night over the vote fraud issue in GA and elsewhere...such a declaration gives him broad national legal and judicial powers...
Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (NTVPI)


Overruled. -- Traffic judge in Poughkeepsie

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 03:49 PM (ExV1e)

155 Left: it's only 200. Ok, only 3,500. Ok, 10500. That's it that's all. 40600, fuck you fascists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 03:49 PM (m2wmY)

156 National Review is the Salon of desiccated establishment cons. Or is that Slate?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 13, 2026 03:49 PM (nDXEV)

157 Hey Captain glad to hear you are back home.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 03:46 PM (MWfyi)
--------
Thanx. HordePrayers (TM) work.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 03:49 PM (amcLV)

158 I'm guessing that of Sleepy Joe's 81 million votes, 1,000 were cast by non-citizens, and 20,000,000 were mail in ballots that failed to comply with one or more rules: no date, no signature, fake signature, filled out by another person, mailed late, etc.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 13, 2026 03:49 PM (wGerL)

159 150 I'm sure Mitch can't wait to retire to spend more time with his cannonless fishhead wife.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

So...reverse mermaid?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 13, 2026 03:50 PM (Xy2sd)

160 It's why I say we must viciously and without remorse attack David French et al. at all times:
Because, we know they are not conservative in any way./i]

Also because it's funny.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2ocoG)

161 I'm sure Mitch can't wait to retire to spend more time with his cannonless fishhead wife.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
......

Someone's got to feed him the baby food.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

162 158 I'm guessing that of Sleepy Joe's 81 million votes, 1,000 were cast by non-citizens, and 20,000,000 were mail in ballots that failed to comply with one or more rules: no date, no signature, fake signature, filled out by another person, mailed late, etc.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 13, 2026 03:49 PM (wGerL)

=======

There probably were about 80 million or so illegals in 2020.

If 6.9% of them voted, that's 5.6 million votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:50 PM (GKzf4)

163 Any election official who looks the other way to illegals voting should be required to go on that gay sex cruise with James Talacreepo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

164 I'm sure Mitch can't wait to retire to spend more time with his cannonless fishhead wife.

His *what* now?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG)

165 I don't know how you would stop it in states that have full dem control. Of course, it that case they don't even need to count votes anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 03:46 PM


I would argue those states do not matter at this point. DOJ needs to clean up the illegal voting in states like georgia and michigan. That's where the illegal votes actually can make a difference, let them get cleaned up first and then tackle the deep blue states.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (0N4FZ)

166 This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

167 It's why I say we must viciously and without remorse attack David French et al. at all times:
Because, we know they are not conservative in any way./i]

Also because it's funny.
==
Its the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it.

Posted by: Zombie Wilfred Brimley at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (anL5R)

168 What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

Trouble in Utopia.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3f853f

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ndZc7)

169 >>>He should just retire and spend more time in his terrarium.
Posted by: wth
----

Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

>When I had a turtle, he used to love big leafy greens and fruit. He also liked the little wading pool in the yard.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (sYM3s)

170 130 Speaking of which . . .

Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin: “The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election.”

-
When she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ndZc7)
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Political gaff: Accidently telling the truth.

Posted by: WisRich at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

171 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (t6jpD)

172 There probably were about 80 million or so illegals in 2020.

If 6.9% of them voted, that's 5.6 million votes.


That's 10% nice.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

173 I found two turtles boning in my yard yesterday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (GKzf4)

174 There is no vote fraud but every blue state is suing Trump to keep him from even examining vote rolls.

That's how you know there are massive numbers of illegals voting.

Kinda related:
You know how Nick Shirley has walked into state after state and each time discovers massive, multi-millions in fraud?
Which can only happen if everyone in the state is refusing to even look, let alone investigate?
But, it exposes, just barely the surface, of how massive and widespread the fraud is.

And that is also vote fraud--we haven't even started to look yet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (3cUTc)

175 >>> 130 Speaking of which . . .

Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin: “The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election.”

-
When she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ndZc7)

Say, isn't she one of the commie assclowns who made that video about 'illegal orders'? and former CIA, too?

Gee, I wonder why she would say that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (R+iUD)

176 172 There probably were about 80 million or so illegals in 2020.

If 6.9% of them voted, that's 5.6 million votes.

That's 10% nice.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

======

It's 99 and 44/100% dead!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (GKzf4)

177 150 cannonless fishhead wife? Child please: sweet and sour deepfried dumplings fishhead wife.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 13, 2026 03:53 PM (wBaIH)

178 155 Left: it's only 200. Ok, only 3,500. Ok, 10500. That's it that's all. 40600, fuck you fascists
Posted by: Smell the Glove

It's not happening.

It's happening, but only in tiny numbers. (You are here)

It's happening in larger numbers, but not enough to change election results.

It's happening, and it's the right thing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 13, 2026 03:53 PM (Xy2sd)

179 More illegal aliens are trying to run over federal agents, too. This may or may not be related!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 03:53 PM (nQ/qz)

180 DOJ threatens to arrest state election officials if noncitizens vote

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Screw that, I want blood and executions -- but most executions -- for treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2026 03:53 PM (t6jpD)

181 Slow Ride!

Posted by: the turtles at July 13, 2026 03:54 PM (MWfyi)

182 This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)
_______

THAT POOR DOG!

The girl right behind the dog ain't bad. I have no idea what she's doing with that grundle of weirdos, fuglies, and land whales. RUN, GIRL, RUN.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

183 aliens legal or no should not vote fed.

Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 03:54 PM (R11M+)

184 The Boning Turtles used to be our garage band name.

Posted by: Phish at July 13, 2026 03:54 PM (2Ez/1)

185 Was that Newsom?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

Speaking of political scum, I passed an election billboard with the gov and the local d who has the cong seat in my area, and they were practically tonguing each other on it. Don't know if that will gain him votes or not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 13, 2026 03:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

186 More illegal aliens are trying to run over federal agents, too. This may or may not be related!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 03:53 PM (nQ/qz)

----------------

"ICE Agents LARPing as Literal Nazis deserve to die and have no right to defend themselves, h8rs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2026 03:55 PM (t6jpD)

187 >>>This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)
*****
I feel bad for the dog having to be around those "folks".

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 13, 2026 03:56 PM (CtvrE)

188 Can we get a little privacy, dude?

Posted by: the turtles at July 13, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

189 Walter on the Founding Mothers.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfs3kby

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

190 DOJ threatens to arrest state election officials if noncitizens vote
——-

That’s what America voted for. Election fraud really needs to be a Capital offense. Hang a few, it might encompass the others.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 03:56 PM (nQ/qz)

191 >>>under the direct instructions of Lebanese President Joseph Aoun, the Lebanese delegation is pushing Rome for a definitive timeline to implement the strategic "pilot zones." ... the delegation’s primary objective is to ensure that ...
The Lebanese side is insisting on a complete and immediate withdrawal of the Israeli military,
...

Meanwhile the Christians and Druze are petitioning annexation into Israel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 03:56 PM (VQ0bX)

192 Was that Newsom?
Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)


It was also a line out of the movie The Last Boy Scout

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 03:56 PM (rbvCR)

193 They know and we know that reapportionment after the 2030 Census is going to end the Democrats' ability to secure a House majority for the foreseeable future. So 2028 is their only shot, maybe in a political lifetime. They will pull out all the vote fraud stops to try to steal this one. Gird your loins, boys!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 13, 2026 03:57 PM (eStot)

194 I feel bad for the dog having to be around those "folks".
==
its on the job. Its somebody's assistance dog.

Also, I don't know the designation for that many people, but that is the world's largest "throuple"

Posted by: a hunch at July 13, 2026 03:57 PM (anL5R)

195 This is PBS so expect bias.

I was listening to the local PBS classical station today, when begging time came on. They said this was the one year anniversary of when ALL of their federal funding was cut off. You know, the funding they used to insist was but a tiny fraction of their budget; a rounding error really. They described it as "this dark time".

I laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

196 Was that Newsom?
Posted by: Axeman

Hello Newsom.
-Jerry

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:57 PM (ndZc7)

197 166 This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh
Posted by: JackStraw

Damn. That she-beast up front with the dark-skinned child is...horrifying. I especially like the one normal-looking Becky with the dog on the right, surrounded by this freakshow of horrors. Does she dare come back to the next one, or does this event scare her straight to a trad-wife existence?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Xy2sd)

198 I was listening to the local PBS classical station today

NPR, not PBS.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

199 >>>This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM
*****

Whoa.
That's what you call Gross Tonnage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 13, 2026 03:58 PM (2Ez/1)

200 Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin: “The SAVE America Act would make it hard for any Democrat in any state to win any election.”

-
When she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ndZc7)
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Stating the obvious. It's a tacit acknowledgement that Dems NEED fraudulent voting to hold power even in blue strongholds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 03:58 PM (FZ29D)

201 Encourage, natch.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 03:58 PM (nQ/qz)

202
From last thread, that Masih Alinejad says the Ahmedinejad story is probably true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 13, 2026 03:58 PM (mmrXZ)

203 Damn. That she-beast up front with the dark-skinned child is...horrifying. I especially like the one normal-looking Becky with the dog on the right, surrounded by this freakshow of horrors. Does she dare come back to the next one, or does this event scare her straight to a trad-wife existence?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Xy2sd)
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Land whale, ho!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 03:59 PM (FZ29D)

204 This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh


Sweet Jeebus, can you imagine voluntarily being seen with that freak show?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 03:59 PM (Riz8t)

205
NPR = National Panhandler Radio.

Posted by: Nina Totenbag at July 13, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)

206 I found two turtles boning in my yard yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:52 PM (GKzf4)

Careful. Turtles during the rutting season have been known to charge toward a bystander, closing the distance in a matter of hours...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 13, 2026 03:59 PM (nbLIj)

207 By the way, when I did live in CA, every time I voted I made a show of pulling out my ID just to hear the snide comment "Oh we don't ask for that here" and I would reply - loudly - "Well you should!".


I couldn't wait to get out of that madhouse.
Posted by: Chairborne!...

Same!
Got clear in aught 2.
It was like pulling out a crucifix on a vampire, the hissing & shrieking & averting the eyes.

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 04:00 PM (erhDr)

208 This is what happens when Reddit does a MoMe.

https://tinyurl.com/4syvwnhh
Posted by: JackStraw
.......

The girl in the front row holding the baby has what looks to be a giant hernia.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 04:00 PM (UjdFS)

209 I feel bad for the dog having to be around those "folks".

It's...difficult and embarrassing.
*goes back to licking his ass*

Posted by: The dog at July 13, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

210 At least one of the dogs is cute.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 13, 2026 04:00 PM (2Ez/1)

211 179 More illegal aliens are trying to run over federal agents, too. This may or may not be related!
Posted by: Common Tater

And unhinged violent Leftists. Shooting them all is an acceptable way to remove them from the voter rolls and gene pool if that's what they want. I'd settle for imprisonment and deportation, but if they want to go this route....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 13, 2026 04:01 PM (Xy2sd)

212 Poor dog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 04:02 PM (wOO3z)

213 "The girl in the front row holding the baby has what looks to be a giant hernia."
----

Ssshhh!
You're not supposed to notice.

Posted by: What your mom would have said at July 13, 2026 04:02 PM (2Ez/1)

214 Poor dog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
.......

Yeah, he's not going to get any table scraps from this crowd.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

215 Retiring Senator Gary Peters has endorsed Hailey Bennett to replace him. Much Dems seem to be rallying around her to beat back the DSA Muslim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 04:04 PM (m2wmY)

216 >>>Careful. Turtles during the rutting season have been known to charge toward a bystander, closing the distance in a matter of hours...

Posted by: Joe Kidd

>Buffalo Grandpa learned the hard way you don't fuck with these animals. You can never trust them, too fast. What happened to that old man they can do to a grizzly.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 13, 2026 04:04 PM (sYM3s)

217 213 "The girl in the front row holding the baby has what looks to be a giant hernia."
----
Ssshhh!
You're not supposed to notice.
Posted by: What your mom

It's called a gunt, fupa or flesh apron, and it's sexy and empowering! I love being fat!!!

Posted by: Land Whale who secretly hates herself and her body and is deep in denial at July 13, 2026 04:04 PM (Xy2sd)

218 Retiring Senator Gary Peters has endorsed Hailey Bennett to replace him. Much Dems seem to be rallying around her to beat back the DSA Muslim

It sounds like some of them might have cottoned on to the fact that DSA play time, as much fun as it is, is over, if they don't want to be utterly destroyed in the upcoming elections.

Posted by: The dog at July 13, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

219 Yesterday, using multiple one-way attack surface drones, CENTCOM forces successfully struck a submarine and ship maintenance facility in Iran.

Three Corsair unmanned surface vessels hit the port at Bandar Abbas Naval Base, marking the first time American forces have employed sea drones in combat operations. Last night’s strikes degraded Iran’s ability to continue attacking commercial shipping

Decent video:
https://tinyurl.com/2edcmekp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 04:05 PM (VQ0bX)

220 flesh apron

Heh.

Posted by: The dog at July 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

221 More illegal aliens are trying to run over federal agents, too. This may or may not be related!
Posted by: Common Tater

And unhinged violent Leftists. Shooting them all is an acceptable way to remove them from the voter rolls and gene pool if that's what they want. I'd settle for imprisonment and deportation, but if they want to go this route....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 13, 2026 04:01 PM (Xy2sd)

I think i read that in Sun Tzu

Removing them from the planet is best
Removing them from the country is second best

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 04:06 PM (S41Gd)

222 Horde, a true absolute miracle has occurred. No question. My mother has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty decided her time is not complete.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone
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Wow! Thank God for more time with her. Amazing.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 13, 2026 04:06 PM (hPLSE)

223 214 Poor dog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
.......
Yeah, he's not going to get any table scraps from this crowd.
Posted by: wth

He's going to get fishy-tasting peanut butter licking instead 🫪

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Xy2sd)

224 His *what* now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG)

I think that is supposed to be 'his flat chested harridan chinese scrunt.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 13, 2026 04:06 PM (zZu0s)

225 Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 04:00 PM (UjdFS)

I get that women gain weight when they're pregnant and it's sometimes hard to lose afterwards, but she is just enormous and I'm sure it's really bad for her health.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 04:07 PM (wuyOQ)

226 Great to hear Publius. Good luck and God bless to you , your mom and family

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 04:07 PM (m2wmY)

227 Aaaand now that Lindsay Graham is dead and McConnell is recovering from a bad fall, Thune has screwed any chance of getting the Save Act passed.

“Oh DARN!” More intentional undermining Trump, his voters, and 80+% of the American citizens.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2026 04:07 PM (4KUe5)

228 TJM, pretty sure Mitch is in through '28.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (NcvvS)

229 I get that women gain weight when they're pregnant and it's sometimes hard to lose afterwards, but she is just enormous and I'm sure it's really bad for her health.

Did she birth the entire 101st Airborne?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)

230 Hi Sis

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (Cqx++)

231 Late to the Party today and the past few months since retiring (in the middle of a deep depression for various reasons -- mostly much recent bad health news for various friends & family -- coupled with an aggravated back injury so painful that I have a hard time getting out of bed) -- but I'm old enough to remember battling TJM on HotGas before finding this place 11 years ago for defending his (at the time SC Senator) Lindsey Graham.

I have never said anything good or nice about him ("Miss Lindsey" not TJM) in private or public -- but I am profoundly sad about his passing.

I think it's just a reminder that I too am likely in the 4th Quarter of Life. I REALLY envy those of you who have FAITH and the psychological comfort it provides ...

Love You All, -Shain

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (t6jpD)

232 Literally presidential elections have been determined by a few hundred votes. 2000 in election in Florida came down to 537 votes.

My guess is EASILY a 7 figure amount of illegal aliens are voting in elections on a national level.
Posted by: Leupold at July 13, 2026 03:17 PM (eIzlH)

There is illegals voting, and there is corrupt officials using the names of illegals to vote multiple times themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

233 ... election fraud in general, is exceedingly rare in this country,


In truth election fraud is common historically throughout the world which is why great efforts are made by some to combat it, and resisted by those that engage in it .

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (/lPRQ)

234 TJM, pretty sure Mitch is in through '28.


Nein.

Senator Mitch McConnell is not up for reelection, as he previously announced he will not seek another term. His current term will officially end in January 2027, concluding his political career in the United States Senate.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)

235 Fingers crossed that we can avoid talking about podcast grifters today. So far, so good! I question whether they even have real-world effects.

Posted by: SciVo at July 13, 2026 04:09 PM (Sy6m/)

236 >>Aaaand now that Lindsay Graham is dead and McConnell is recovering from a bad fall, Thune has screwed any chance of getting the Save Act passed.

I suspect that's a big reason Trump was pushing for Lyndsey's sister to take his seat. According to Trump Graham told him he was all in on the Save Act.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 04:09 PM (viF8m)

237 Aaaand now that Lindsay Graham is dead and McConnell is recovering from a bad fall, Thune has screwed any chance of getting the Save Act passed.

“Oh DARN!” More intentional undermining Trump, his voters, and 80+% of the American citizens.



Soooo...you're saying that Thune took out a hit on Graham?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t)

238 CNBC reports PDJT will claim "a foreign nation interfered" with the 2020 election in his speech on Thursday evening.

The UK and Australia are obvious candidates, but the report is not naming names.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at July 13, 2026 04:10 PM (AnNWH)

239 I"m good

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

240 And that's exactly what McMaster just did.

Graham's sister is taking his seat for the remainder of the term.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 04:10 PM (viF8m)

241 Thanks, Archimedes. Thought it was the other seat up this year.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (NcvvS)

242 @228 Mitch is done on 1/1/27 alive or not. Hopefully Andy Barr takes the seat in Nov

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (m2wmY)

243 Holding times for those picked up has reduced so much that DHS is selling off properties they purchased for the purposes of holding detainees.

They got 10,000 in three days 2 weeks ago.

There's just no sexy headlines going on at the same time, so people think nothing is happening, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 03:37 PM (GKzf4)


DHS is also buying its own fleet so they don't have to rely on commercial carriers. I am sad that they didn't mange to get the Frontier planes cheap. They wouldn't have had to repaint them

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)

244 Yesterday, using multiple one-way attack surface drones, CENTCOM forces successfully struck a submarine and ship maintenance facility in Iran.

Three Corsair unmanned surface vessels hit the port at Bandar Abbas Naval Base, marking the first time American forces have employed sea drones in combat operations. Last night’s strikes degraded Iran’s ability to continue attacking commercial shipping

Decent video:
https://tinyurl.com/2edcmekp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 04:05 PM (VQ0bX)


A submarine and ship maintenance facility in Iran? Just why in hell is anything like that even left standing in Iran. By now they shouldn't be able to light a wet fart, forget maintaining ships and subs. There should be no ships, no subs, no buildings, no people that even know how. They should be banging rocks together by now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (S41Gd)

245 238 CNBC reports PDJT will claim "a foreign nation interfered" with the 2020 election in his speech on Thursday evening.

Unless he has absolute proof they will just use it to continue the "election denier"...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (FtULh)

246 223 214 Poor dog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
.......
Yeah, he's not going to get any table scraps from this crowd.
Posted by: wth

He's going to get fishy-tasting peanut butter licking instead 🫪
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
=====
Monkey pox.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)

247 A submarine and ship maintenance facility in Iran? Just why in hell is anything like that even left standing in Iran. By now they shouldn't be able to light a wet fart, forget maintaining ships and subs. There should be no ships, no subs, no buildings, no people that even know how. They should be banging rocks together by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (S41Gd)


That's what I thought too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 04:12 PM (FtULh)

248 I was listening to Larry O'Connor's radio show and he was talking to someone who said that Republicans on the Hill have no idea how much the base is angry about the border and illegal voting etc.

They think this is a phase and it will pass.

Who in the world are they listening to? How can itwe possibly escape them?
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9)
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Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

I think they know very well, but the first casualties of MAGA taking over is the GOPe, then the Democrats. They are just fighting a doomed rearguard action.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)

249 Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Well, you are good- nice person, hard worker , care about people 🙂. I guess you meant the Dr. said that you check out ok?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 04:13 PM (wuyOQ)

250 >>Unless he has absolute proof they will just use it to continue the "election denier"...

Well he does have Maduro sitting in prison looking for a deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 04:13 PM (viF8m)

251 So it's Grahams sister as we thought... Good...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 04:13 PM (FtULh)

252 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 13, 2026 04:13 PM (NcvvS)

253 And that's exactly what McMaster just did.

Graham's sister is taking his seat for the remainder of the term.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 04:10 PM (viF8m)

Makes sense, let all the factions decide on their own candidate and let them duke it out.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)

254 CNN has learned that graham Platner was attacked by a giant Clam while Oyster farming off the coast of Maine today.

He stated that he must work harder to feed his starving mother because of Trump’s Stalinist Economic policies.

CNN discovered glued to the Clam’s shell was a “MAGA” Sticker. Chuck Schumer immediately rushed to the nearest CNN microphone and has called for the impeachment of Trump.

Platner has responded by stating he is reentering the Senate race and has hired Mary Clogginstein as his new campaign manager.

Clogginstein stated that the campaign message to the people of Maine will be the following:
“We Hate Trump” and Trump lied to our BLACK Presdent”.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 13, 2026 04:14 PM (DcsqG)

255 I think it's just a reminder that I too am likely in the 4th Quarter of Life. I REALLY envy those of you who have FAITH and the psychological comfort it provides ...

Love You All, -Shain
Posted by: ShainS -
========
Never too late to start. And plenty of people willing to help you on the way.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 04:14 PM (E4rtv)

256 I especially like the one normal-looking Becky with the dog on the right, surrounded by this freakshow of horrors. Does she dare come back to the next one, or does this event scare her straight to a trad-wife existence?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


That's in line with my comment from the previous thread:

The woman on the right end of the front row: "Holeeee shit. These are the people I've been hanging out online with? I'm going to have to change my name and move to another state. And get a new dog."
Posted by: mikeski

Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2026 04:14 PM (VHUov)

257 Love how Trump is required to show proof, despite the obviously fake numbers (Biden got 81 million votes during a pandemic, really?) and at least 8 states refusing to share the other rolls with the DoJ.

They’ll kneecap every effort to verify votes, then whine there’s no proof.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2026 04:14 PM (4KUe5)

258 That sub looked more like a torpedo, maybe two man and the area around that one pier looked like rubble. Trump pulled a couple more Iranian chips off the table.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 04:15 PM (VQ0bX)

259 >>A submarine and ship maintenance facility in Iran? Just why in hell is anything like that even left standing in Iran.

I was reliably informed here that we decimated all of Iran's military capability after Epic Furry.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 04:15 PM (J4Dwc)

260 publius

That's welcome news.

Posted by: mnw at July 13, 2026 04:15 PM (RCjYY)

261 And that's exactly what McMaster just did.

Graham's sister is taking his seat for the remainder of the term.
---
I'm sure the same party that cheered when the widow of what's-his-name that died in the plane crash in MO was appointed due to him "winning" the election after he died, will be along shortly to explain why this is an affront to democracy, freedom and the Constitution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 04:17 PM (3cUTc)

262 A submarine and ship maintenance facility in Iran? Just why in hell is anything like that even left standing in Iran. By now they shouldn't be able to light a wet fart, forget maintaining ships and subs. There should be no ships, no subs, no buildings, no people that even know how. They should be banging rocks together by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 04:11 PM (S41Gd)

The fact we sunk all their subs and military craft already puts the repair sheds lower down the target priority list.

Now they are using civilian speedboats and small arms to 'close' the strait which would probably be met by some heavy machine guns mounted on transiting ships and some military crews for them in addition to the navys usual steps.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 04:17 PM (uhVAy)

263 Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2026 04:08 PM (t6jpD

I am sorry that you are having both a lot of physical pain and depression. That is a hard load to bear. I will pray for you.

As far as faith, other people can no doubt be much more articulate about this than I am ( Where is Marcus T, ?) I think faith is a gift from God, so if you want to have it petition the Lord for it. He loves you and would be so glad to hear from you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 04:18 PM (D+BhG)

264 I was listening to the local PBS classical station today, when begging time came on. They said this was the one year anniversary of when ALL of their federal funding was cut off. You know, the funding they used to insist was but a tiny fraction of their budget; a rounding error really. They described it as "this dark time".

I laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Archimedes

My station here in Nashville area does not beg on air. Since I've donated a small amount before( I listen every day)I get the occasional email. I can put up with those.

Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 04:22 PM (lJ0H4)

265 Yep Fen, getting older with those normal getting older problems

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

266 Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

Ok . Getting older with its aches and pains can be hard, but I'm glad they don't feel it is something more serious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 04:25 PM (D+BhG)

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