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THE MORNING RANT: Great Economic News You Won’t Get from the Legacy Media

You wouldn’t know it if you rely on the legacy media for your economic news, but there are great things happening in this country. New unemployment claims have plummeted to historic lows, the US trade deficit has plunged, and there is massive industrial investment going on in the U.S., due in large part to President Trump’s “America-first” effort to re-shore industrial production.

But the legacy media is trying to tell a different story.

Of course, there is still the inflation issue. Because we haven’t fully recovered from the Biden inflation shock, President Trump is blamed for not deflating prices back to a pre-Biden level.

Core inflation is currently 2.9%, which is higher than desired, but look at the chart below. This is the most recent core inflation chart (through May 2026) from the Bureau of Labor Standards. The years 2021 through 2024 are the Biden years, all the others are Trump years. Notice anything?

Core Inflation Chart.png

Gas prices need to come down, of course, and I pray that President Trump isn’t goaded into a ground war in Iran that will skyrocket oil prices while destroying his presidency. Ground wars in Asia are even less popular than high egg prices.

Speaking of which, I can go to Wal-Mart right now and buy a dozen large eggs for $1.47. At the end of the Biden presidency, eggs were averaging over $4.00 per dozen. There was one point after Trump’s inauguration that the high price of eggs was dominating the news cycle, since the media thought it was a story that would hurt Trump. Strangely enough, the current low price of eggs is not considered newsworthy.

Wal Mart eggs.png

Perhaps the greatest indicator of economic strength is civilian employment, of which something remarkable is going on. As John Carney just documented at Breitbart Business Digest in a piece titled “The First Half of 2026 Saw Lowest Level of Jobless Claims Since 1969,” new unemployment claims in 2026 are consistently at low levels not seen for almost 60 years. As a percentage of the workforce, these low-numbers are unprecedented in the post-war era, because the workforce was so much smaller all those decades ago.

Weekly initial unemployment claims for last week came in at 215,000, which is a very low level. Even more impressive, the average over the first six months of the year is around 213,000. To put that in perspective, the last time the January through July period had claims this low was 1968 and 1969. The workforce was much smaller then, less than half the size it is now.

As for the overall unemployment rate, it was 4.2% and rising in November 2024 when Donald Trump was elected president. Today it is 4.2% and declining. This is also despite the massive reduction in the federal workforce that Trump has imposed.

Meanwhile, the trade deficit is decreasing due to President Trump’s tariffs and re-shoring agenda. Comically, the media is desperate to report just the opposite, as shown in this weirdly-headlined New York Times piece from last week:

U.S. Trade Deficit Widens in May on Record Goods Imports [NY Times – 7/07/2026]

“Widens” is an interesting word choice. In this context it apparently means a slight one-month increase in the trade deficit from the dramatically lower monthly trade deficits that Trump has achieved.

The United States trade deficit in goods and services widened to $77.6 billion in May as America imported more goods than it sold abroad.

On average, the monthly trade deficit in goods has been $96 billion in the 16 months since Mr. Trump returned to the White House. That’s down about 5 percent from the monthly average in the 16 months before his second term began.

The chart below shows how the Trump administration has slashed the trade deficit since the end of the Biden administration in January 2025. But the New York Times wants you to know it “widened” in May 2026.

Trade Deficit Chart 2026.png

With all the re-shoring, there is a corresponding explosion of domestic economic activity. The publication Freightwaves not only documents the volume of goods being shipped, but also what products are being shipped.

“No holiday for booming rail freight” [Freightwaves – 7/08/2026]

Rail traffic on U.S. carriers totaled 482,121 carloads and intermodal units for the week ending July 4, a gain of 8.7% from the same week a year ago.

An 8.7% year-over-year increase in rail shipments over already solid prior-year results tells a story of very strong economic activity. A deeper dive reveals huge increases in the amount of domestically sourced steel, lumber, and other commodities being hauled to supply the industrial expansion under way.

This headline is just one of many similar announcements of industrial growth and new jobs due to re-shoring:

“Toyota to invest $3.6 billion to move Tacoma pickup truck production from Mexico to Texas” [CNBC – 7/06/2026]

The investment is expected to create 2,000 U.S. jobs at the facility, add a second vehicle assembly line and roughly double the size of the 2.7-million-square-foot plant by 2030, the automaker said. It will expand the plant’s annual capacity from roughly 200,000 to 350,000 units, Toyota said.

Beyond the $3.6 billion invested and the 2,000 direct jobs at the Toyota expansion in San Antonio, there will be many billions of other dollars spent as that investment gets recirculated through the economy.

The partisan media repeatedly tells American consumers that the economy is terrible, and then it follows-up with “consumer sentiment” polls as verification that the economy is bad. But their propaganda campaign can’t mask the actual industrial expansion going on.

Consumer prices are still too high – rent, insurance, gas etc. By continuing to deport the millions of uninsured, non-citizens working at below-market wages and taking up housing, President Trump can continue to relieve inflation pressure and keep the country pointed to a great economic future.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

2 If you listen to the media, we're all bankrupt, unemployed and we're all going to die.

Because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

3 Hi

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)

4

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, warming up for his CrossFit workout at July 13, 2026 11:02 AM (CpcAD)

5 From last thread:

Illegal migrants from Afghanistan and Pakistan made nearly 40 attempts to breach the Polish border from Belarus over the weekend. . .

Polish border guards responded with lightning speed.


The polish are allowed to fight them off as needed, right? They actually aggressively defend their border, not fearing repercussions if this requires legit violence.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)

6 Nuke it till it glows and shoot it in the dark!!!

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 13, 2026 11:04 AM (2YhKe)

7 >>



Posted by: Mitch McConnell, warming up for his CrossFit workout
- - - -

Piker!

Posted by: RBG at July 13, 2026 11:05 AM (X8xt3)

8 If you listen to the media, we're all bankrupt, unemployed and we're all going to die.

I get all my news from Mitch McConnell. There's very little happening, that I can tell.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:06 AM (hZXic)

9 it's interesting bc on x or wherever they're saying very few new jobs being created? but I'm not seeing that anecdotally?

two eldest both are gainfully employed (one does bemoan being in person 5 days a week lol - actually so does the one on hybrid she can't take 3x a week lol) and I keep getting new retainer clients and it seems like all my kids' friends are getting jobs now?

so ... I guess the cuts to academia and govt jobs are what pull the headline number down?

or I'm crazy and SE PA is the only place with jobs? I dunno

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 13, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)

10 >>Beyond the $3.6 billion invested and the 2,000 direct jobs at the Toyota expansion in San Antonio, there will be many billions of other dollars spent as that investment gets recirculated through the economy.


Every time I see one of these stories I have to ask: Will they be hiring *American citizens*?

Or, will this be a pipeline for H1Bs to move here, start families, become citizens.

Posted by: RBG at July 13, 2026 11:06 AM (X8xt3)

11
The polish are allowed to fight them off as needed, right? They actually aggressively defend their border, not fearing repercussions if this requires legit violence.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)



Saw a PJW video over the weekend where a German woman was recording herself being stalked by an 'immigrant' and was trying to get him to leave her alone, then another woman walking around Poland and expressing how comfortable she felt because no one was following her, catcalling her or doing anything whatsoever to her.

Who's doing their country and it's citizens better?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:06 AM (2YhKe)

12 Thanks for the data and the uplifting article.

Freight is always a leading indicator.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 11:06 AM (VQ0bX)

13 No one listens to the legacy media anymore.

Posted by: At least I don't at July 13, 2026 11:06 AM (0L9Cg)

14 Illegal migrants from Afghanistan and Pakistan made nearly 40 attempts to breach the Polish border from Belarus over the weekend. . .


in case you were wondering if this type of thing was foreign aggression ...

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 13, 2026 11:07 AM (j+aD2)

15 Illegal migrants from Afghanistan and Pakistan made nearly 40 attempts to breach the Polish border from Belarus over the weekend. . .


Ah, that asshoe Lukashenko, stirring up trouble.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

16 I was told--by all the same experts that are telling me the economy is bad now--that the price of eggs would never come down.

My local breakfast taco place had posted prints of such stories in the window in order to deflect some of the blame from them raising prices.

But the biggest thing the media refuses to report on?
If all these illegals are "doing jobs Americans won't do" how come, if we take the estimate of 3 million deported/self-repatriated since 2025, we have not seen a massive spike in job listings?*

It's almost like they've been lying about what jobs--if any--the illegals were doing.

* AI must be "takin' der jerbs!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:07 AM (3cUTc)

17 Polish border guards responded with lightning speed.

A suggestion, Poland, if I might!

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:08 AM (hZXic)

18 "The Media is the enemy." - Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 11:08 AM (qFwJc)

19 I have worked for over 50 years and still do. I have always had the necessities in life with some cash left over for booze, beer, guns and broads. I always liked Rush's advice on the economy when the media is lying about a great depression or a recession or whatever bullshit they are peddling, I refuse to participate and just go to work.

Posted by: Rush Was Right at July 13, 2026 11:08 AM (qC81n)

20 How to write political commentary good.

https://tinyurl.com/s5bmjuk8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:10 AM (yVzGE)

21 No one listens to the legacy media anymore.

when it comes from a Hearst outlet assume the opposite of what is printed

Posted by: DanMan at July 13, 2026 11:10 AM (8uzBS)

22 "If you listen to the media, we're all bankrupt, unemployed and we're all going to die."


Coincidentally, that is also what they want for us.

Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2026 11:10 AM (GUOwU)

23 Best thing to do is to remind the Enemy Press of the fate of Julius Streicher. Hanged at Nuremberg, though only a "publisher."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 13, 2026 11:10 AM (1Ff7Z)

24 And for that, we thanks you.

Posted by: booze, beer, guns and broads at July 13, 2026 11:11 AM (slV7I)

25 A week ago, Lindsey Graham,Senate Republicans

One year ago, President Trump signed the One Big Beautiful Bill into law, delivering the largest tax cut for working and middle-class families in American history. As the Senate @BudgetGOP Chairman, I was proud to lead this effort alongside my Senate and House Republican colleagues. By making the 2017 tax cuts permanent, we stopped a $2,300 tax increase on the average South Carolina family – all without a single Democrat vote. We also ended taxes on tips and overtime and delivered no taxes on Social Security benefits for over 35 million seniors.

The One Big Beautiful Bill also codified core components of @POTUS' agenda. Through a generational investment in border security, we put an end to Joe Biden’s open border. We also allocated extensive resources for law enforcement, expanded access to school choice, phased out Green New Deal subsidies and delivered billions of dollars for rural hospitals.

Twelve months later, we are now observing transformational results stemming from this legislation. Working families are keeping more of their hard-earned money, (much more).

They're not hearing or feeling it in out here in Blue States.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 11:11 AM (NFX2v)

26 Because we haven’t fully recovered from the Biden inflation shock...

Government runs on two year cycles. We're just now ending the Biden nightmare. Great days ahead.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2026 11:12 AM (2WIwB)

27 Trump's economy isn't working for me. It's been over 5 years since I had regular work. Granted, I'm retired, but still...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

28 Thanks Buck! Ad for eggs at $1.47 is a good deal.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 13, 2026 11:12 AM (y171U)

29 Wow, Sam Neill has passed away.

No more moving to Montana.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 11:12 AM (2GVsD)

30 Another strange write-up from a major Propaganda News outlet is todays WSJ, proclaiming the hub of the auto industry is China.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:12 AM (DhlIm)

31 It is going to take a long time for wages and prices to stabilize again.

Trump's first term was absolutely amazing for workers.

So the illegitimate Biden regime OF COURSE had to punish the workers. Because that's what happens when you are ruled by people who hate you.

We are in an existential fight and while this is good news, it won't be enough without 20+ years of this good news. And I doubt we can stop the next fraudulent election when half of our supposed party wants the enemy to win.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2026 11:13 AM (N1DT3)

32 Inflation is driven by Two trillion dollars in deficit spending every year. And Congress isn't going to do Jack squat about that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 13, 2026 11:13 AM (rwzi6)

33 30 Another strange write-up from a major Propaganda News outlet is todays WSJ, proclaiming the hub of the auto industry is China.

A lot of people assume the WSJ is a hardnosed, just the facts kind of publication. It is not.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

34 Denver DSA activist deletes his post of their meeting after getting roasted because over half the people in the room are wearing masks in July of 2026.

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 11:14 AM (Ckfdz)

35 Cause and Effect? What’s that!?

You’ve got to have at least a grudging admiration of the leftist machine’s ability over time to scramble so thoroughly so many brains. We’ve got descendants of slaves running interference for illegal aliens directly competing and taking away jobs, driving down wages, driving up rent, food & fuel.

It isn’t as though Americans hate foreigners, but Americans love their country. We don’t lock our doors because we hate other people, but because we love our family. The borders of a Nation are for the same reason.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 11:14 AM (aPO7X)

36 Now do beef.

Posted by: Person who loves a good ribeye at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)

37 it's interesting bc on x or wherever they're saying very few new jobs being created? but I'm not seeing that anecdotally?
---
I can confirm the anecdote of white tech workers finding it almost impossible to get a job.

The laptop class is a very online, very vocal and outsized on X, though.

There's also a simmering story of H1B visa-driven housing boom in the DFW cratering.
Like, the houses they were living in can't be sold (regardless of the near-impossible getting the stink of Indian and curry out).
New ones with bespoke spice rooms not selling.
And others asking "WTF were 3-year visas getting mortgages? Who was approving those? And why?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (3cUTc)

38 “Toyota to invest $3.6 billion to move Tacoma pickup truck production from Mexico to Texas” [CNBC – 7/06/2026]

I'm fairly certain the Japanese companies are more patriotic (for America) than most American companies.

They simply have Japan as their first loyalty. American executives have EVERYTHING other then the US as their first loyalty.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (N1DT3)

39 Denver DSA activist deletes his post of their meeting after getting roasted because over half the people in the room are wearing masks in July of 2026.
Posted by: SMOD

Well, if they want to avoid spreading socialism, I'm down with that.

But, unfortunately, I don't think that's their motivation.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)

40 My employment is based on customers with long term disposable income. I remain gainfully employed.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (afJtY)

41 The rail traffic available to view in YouTube via RailFan Live has these 150+ car trains

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 11:16 AM (Ckfdz)

42 Denver DSA activist deletes his post of their meeting after getting roasted because over half the people in the room are wearing masks in July of 2026.
Posted by: SMOD


Was it because they're still petrified of Covid, or because they love cosplaying as revolutionaries? If the latter, someone needs to tell them nobody GAS.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

43 38 “Toyota to invest $3.6 billion to move Tacoma pickup truck production from Mexico to Texas”
++++
Bring us the Hilux.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 13, 2026 11:17 AM (2Ez/1)

44 The FBI has just FLOODED Fulton County, Georgia with hundreds of agents to ramp up the 2020 election investigation, following a raid that seized ballots

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 11:18 AM (Ckfdz)

45 From last thread:

Illegal migrants from Afghanistan and Pakistan made nearly 40 attempts to breach the Polish border from Belarus over the weekend. . .

Polish border guards responded with lightning speed.

The polish are allowed to fight them off as needed, right? They actually aggressively defend their border, not fearing repercussions if this requires legit violence.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)

If they'd have shot them on the first attempt, there wouldn't have been 39 more.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2026 11:19 AM (N1DT3)

46 Denver DSA activist deletes his post of their meeting after getting roasted because over half the people in the room are wearing masks
---
I had guessed, w/o looking at the photo, it was b/c they were all white.

Was that true as well?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:19 AM (3cUTc)

47 Because we haven’t fully recovered from the Biden inflation shock...
——-

Monetary inflation is a permanent loss of purchasing power of the currency. It never comes back.

Even at the “targeted” rate of 2% - realistically more like 3% or more in good years - your savings and investments are cut in half every 20 years.

And it should be noted in the absence of government jiggery-pokery, to add insult to injury, in the natural order of things prices uniformly go down over time. Not up.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 11:20 AM (aPO7X)

48 > Another strange write-up from a major Propaganda News outlet is todays WSJ, proclaiming the hub of the auto industry is China.
----------
Nothing strange about that. China produces more vehicles than anyone else. WSJ is probably counting those mini-trucks and vans that hardly get imported outside 3rd world shitholes. And whatever other mickey mouse vehicles they build.

Regardless... it's all crap.

But, it's still a "hub" of one sort or another. Just not one of any quality.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 11:20 AM (jehhT)

49 43 38 “Toyota to invest $3.6 billion to move Tacoma pickup truck production from Mexico to Texas”
++++
Bring us the Hilux.
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 13, 2026 11:17 AM (2Ez/1)
I'd trade a couple of these Ford trucks on a decked-out HiLux.

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 11:20 AM (LHPAg)

50 Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Ckfdz)

51 44 The FBI has just FLOODED Fulton County, Georgia with hundreds of agents to ramp up the 2020 election investigation, following a raid that seized ballots
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 11:18 AM
____________

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at July 13, 2026 11:21 AM (2Ez/1)

52

Seen on Nextdoor. STOP the beaver menace.

SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD - we do not need the traffic BACKING UP and everyone stopping and spending their money there versus all of the locally owned places and existing stores or restaurants. Plus what this will do to the environment and the surrounding community.

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THIS ATROCITY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Cqx++)

53 Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed


Bwahahahahaha! What a bunch of f***wits!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

54 The Hilux is a durable vehicle that requires little maintenance and will last for many years. And that is why we won't let you have it! -Average government drone working at the EPA.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:22 AM (99eI0)

55 Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed


Ha! I hope it was A-10Cs who did it just like P-47s did.

US to Iran, don't make us blow up the funeral.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 11:22 AM (2GVsD)

56 STOP the beaver menace.

SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD - we do not need the traffic BACKING UP and everyone stopping and spending their money there versus all of the locally owned places and existing stores or restaurants. Plus what this will do to the environment and the surrounding community.

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THIS ATROCITY


tl:dr
Shorter version: My preference must be imposed on everyone else!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

57 The FBI has just FLOODED Fulton County, Georgia with hundreds of agents to ramp up the 2020 election investigation, following a raid that seized ballots
---
Hmm.
Sounds like the cartel judge's attempt to tell the DOJ who and what they are allowed to investigate (when he denied the subpoenas, because, as he lied, "the statute of limitations has run"*) didn't work.

* which was a nice bit of typical cartel judge deception: a subpoena looks for evidence related to crimes; that the person in whose possession it is in may be outside limitations, that doesn't mean the crime is.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:23 AM (3cUTc)

58 Lies lies lies all lies!!!

Unemployment is at 99% inflation is at 1000% and everyone is homeless or about to be.

Posted by: Reddit at July 13, 2026 11:23 AM (Xe8e7)

59 SpaceX stock trading at 138, nearly down to the IPO price, and headed lower. Remember 11x the number of shares offered at the IPO will be unlocked and available to trade in stages beginning in August and running through October, so a big supply may arrive on the market (depending on how many insider owners of those shares decide to sell). That will be when I finally get a chance to buy stock in this amazing company, hopefully below $100.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:23 AM (nGP1k)

60 SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THIS ATROCITY

I've seen the salaries Buc-ee's pays their people. Think of all that cash going back into the local economy!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:24 AM (99eI0)

61 Now do beef.
Posted by: Person who loves a good ribeye at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)


It takes longer to increase the number of cattle than it takes for chickens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

62 Seen on Nextdoor. STOP the beaver menace.

SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD
******

NextDoor is a cesspool.

Posted by: Change my mind at July 13, 2026 11:24 AM (2Ez/1)

63 relieve inflation pressure and keep the country pointed to a great economic future.

Posted by: Buck

For 2 more years, and then... well we'll have to wait and see.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 13, 2026 11:24 AM (NnhvP)

64 52

Seen on Nextdoor. STOP the beaver menace.

SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD - we do not need the traffic BACKING UP and everyone stopping and spending their money there versus all of the locally owned places and existing stores or restaurants. Plus what this will do to the environment and the surrounding community.

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THIS ATROCITY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Cqx++)

There's lots of Greenwoods, which one is this?

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 11:24 AM (LHPAg)

65 Now do beef.

Posted by: Person who loves a good ribeye at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)



They'll blame the screwworm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:24 AM (2YhKe)

66 Cause and Effect? What’s that!?

9Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 11:14 AM (aPO7X)

I got Pookette and Pooky matching shirts that say exactly that!

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 13, 2026 11:25 AM (Wt5PA)

67 Union strike upon union strike out here for $$$ and ^ benefits. Then, as quickly as there's a projected COLA, county and local taxes - especially school taxes - are going up a helling as are utilities. All of the total costs are well above pending COLAs, any possible raises for non-union workers, etc.

The politician don't give a damn. There are now new county programs where, if county taxes can't be met, the property can just be placed into county lien. Such great comfort, that.

And these areas consists largely of older, "middle-class" residents, both White and Black, U.S. citizens who own their homes and haven't played into great credit holdings and debt.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 11:25 AM (NFX2v)

68 We also need to crush the H1B skills importation scam -- no, White kids are not incapable of going to Med school; they're not incapable of flourishing in higher education.

They've been pushed out of consideration.

Their fury is justified.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 13, 2026 11:26 AM (qwx/I)

69 American executives have EVERYTHING other then the US as their first loyalty.

When you discover that a truly staggering percentage of 'American' executives are, in fact, Indians, it makes more sense.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:26 AM (ExV1e)

70 We were told that bird flu was the driver of egg prices here in Indiana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:27 AM (Cqx++)

71 Eggs were on sale at the local grocery store this week for 77 cents a dozen

Posted by: Steve at July 13, 2026 11:27 AM (+czdY)

72 Looks to be Greenwood, Indiana, just SE of Indy.
Buc-ee's is scheduled for 2028.

Posted by: Just ask the internet at July 13, 2026 11:27 AM (2Ez/1)

73 SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD - we do not need the traffic BACKING UP and everyone stopping and spending their money there versus all of the locally owned places and existing stores or restaurants. Plus what this will do to the environment and the surrounding community.

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THIS ATROCITY
---
The new "Walmart is destroying Main Street!"
Grok:
No, there is no single, definitive, unbiased, and widely replicated study that conclusively proves the strong version of the "Walmart effect" (permanent destruction of local businesses with no recovery). The empirical literature is mixed, contested, and shows displacement effects alongside offsetting factors like consumer gains and creative destruction.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:28 AM (3cUTc)

74
There's lots of Greenwoods, which one is this?
Posted by: Eromero


Indiana

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:28 AM (Cqx++)

75 “Toyota to invest $3.6 billion to move Tacoma pickup truck production from Mexico to Texas”

***

Pity. Out taxes are too high for business.

Posted by: Tacoma WA at July 13, 2026 11:28 AM (2WIwB)

76 Very good Morning Rant Buck, despite my negativity &/or agreement.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (NFX2v)

77 I'm enjoying the Lindsay Graham conspiracy theories this morning. But I have a feeling Occam's razor is the correct answer to what happened.

I will say this... I disagreed with him a lot, I'm no Warhawk, but people have been replaying his monologue during the Brett Kavanaugh hearing, and I forgot how good it was. Some humdingers in there:

Boy y'all want power; I pray to god you never get it.

And if Brett wanted a fair trial, he came to the wrong town.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (gWBY1)

78 You notice how no one's talking about eating bugs anymore?

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

79 Fishing in Florida.

71-year-old Florida man gets dragged into the water by gator, fights it off with fishing pole: "Get dem eyes!"

https://tinyurl.com/m6npbdpr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (yVzGE)

80 The Hilux is a durable vehicle that requires little maintenance and will last for many years. And that is why we won't let you have it! -Average government drone working at the EPA.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:22 AM (99eI0)


The Hilux lacks the following safety features which we've deemed required - hands over 700 page book - adding them will make the vehicle another 2000 pounds heavier and 7000 dollars more expensive. For the chirruns.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

81 Was it because they're still petrified of Covid, or because they love cosplaying as revolutionaries? If the latter, someone needs to tell them nobody GAS.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

The masks won't help when they are given the gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 11:30 AM (1z8ji)

82 Beyond the $3.6 billion invested and the 2,000 direct jobs at the Toyota expansion in San Antonio, there will be many billions of other dollars spent as that investment gets recirculated through the economy.

For comparison - look at BMW in Greer, SC. Look at how much that has grown over 20 years. Look at companies that moved/started to support BMW. And SC needed those good jobs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2026 11:30 AM (N39Ws)

83 One thing that has amused me is social media, especially Reddit reactions to world
Cup ticket prices. They’ve been expensive, but not out of this world expensive. I’d say on par with NFL playoffs pricing.

Typical seats were $500ish some more some less depending on the teams involved and of course how good the seats were. Even for US games which were a hot ticket, you could get in for $1k in the nosebleeds.

And yet places like Reddit posters were incredulous that games were sold out. Question often being how can anyone afford that in Trump’s economy where everyone is broke. They were all expecting empty stadiums.

And it’s like well despite that your left wing bubble would have you believe it’s not all doom and gloom out there. There are many people can afford to go see a once in a lifetime event like a World Cup in their city and drop $1k on it. Turns out it’s millions of people all over the country.

These people live in an alternate reality.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:31 AM (Xe8e7)

84 Pity. Out taxes are too high for business.
Posted by: Tacoma WA at July 13, 2026 11:28 AM
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Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Alaskan Tundra at July 13, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)

85 There will never be a BjcEEs in Washington state. This is a very business unfriendly place, plus BucEEs is everything the communists in Olympia hate.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2026 11:31 AM (2WIwB)

86 They've been pushed out of consideration.

Their fury is justified.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Agreed. Hell, I saw the jihad against white people as far back as the early 90s. But if we made our own country, there would be demands for us to be more diverse.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:31 AM (99eI0)

87 If we are going to touch on Economics, then Javier Milei (yes, that one) and Damien Reidel have recently published a working paper in economics with the title Minimum Viable Scale: extinction and escape under increasing returns

It discusses the pincer that regulation and labor capacity puts on production, and discusses how the current models discount these forces.
I am about half way through it, it is both intricately written originally in Academic Spanish and translated, and quite heavy on econometric calculations which I am forced to glance at and glaze over.
Were I to give a quick precis, it would be "Pareto Principle and diminishing returns matter more than the best theories put out by mainstream economic theorists for their convenience, and here is the math that proves it"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)

88 Bugs or Bucee's. Quite the dilemma.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:31 AM (yVzGE)

89 Propaganda Organs in full outrage over another ICE shooting, this time in Biddleford, Maine. The Post Millenial is quoting a witness as saying a driver tried to hit an ICE officer with a car and was shot. Few details available, but hopefully Graham Platner will have a comment soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:32 AM (nGP1k)

90 The Hilux lacks the following safety features which we've deemed required - hands over 700 page book - adding them will make the vehicle another 2000 pounds heavier and 7000 dollars more expensive. For the chirruns.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

^
This. And it was made worse by the fraudulent biden admistration.
We can't have nice things.

Posted by: Reforger at July 13, 2026 11:32 AM (TSpzX)

91 Few details available, but hopefully Graham Platner will have a comment soon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Isn't today the deadline for him to submit his withdrawal paperwork?

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

92 This is a very business unfriendly place,

-
Greasy Gavin is big mad at Musk!

https://tinyurl.com/thahcsp5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:34 AM (yVzGE)

93 I buy eggs in bulk when I can, we go through them fast. I remember wanting to jump for for joy when I could go to Walmart and get their Great Value big box of 60 eggs for under $10 again. Looks like it's about $7-8 in most places at the moment.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 11:35 AM (gWBY1)

94 Isn't today the deadline for him to submit his withdrawal paperwork?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:33 AM
++++
He was going to do it, but he got high.

Posted by: The porta potty at July 13, 2026 11:35 AM (2Ez/1)

95 71-year-old Florida man gets dragged into the water by gator, fights it off with fishing pole: "Get dem eyes!"

Fun facts about gators should you ever find yourself needing to fend one off...

- Their eyes retract into their skulls so poking their eyes, at least from the top, accomplishes nothing.
- Almost all of their jaw muscles are used to hold their moth closed on prey. Most people can get their mouths shut and hold them shut without significant effort.

Note that none of this information deals with the issue of the tail whip or them walking into the water while you're holding their mouths shut but, hey, it's better than your options against a bear.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:35 AM (ExV1e)

96 versus all of the locally owned places and existing stores or restaurants.

Owned and run by Pajeet and his village imported over the past few years.

Some people like clean restrooms, fresh inventory turnover and something better than gas station sushi. Many "locally owned places" have that drug den feel that exists to sell Colt 45 tall boys, smokes / vape supplies and lottery tickets.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 11:36 AM (a3CJ+)

97 The Hilux is a durable vehicle that requires little maintenance and will last for many years. And that is why we won't let you have it! -Average government drone working at the EPA.
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Seen some discussions about why don't the teens today want to get a driver's license.
One of the big drivers is--yet again--that POS Obama: Cash for Clunkers

Reliable, safe, affordable used cars, the kind one used to, and could afford to, buy for their teen, removed from the market.

Obama really was Shit Midas.
And we're going to suffer his shit for decades.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:36 AM (3cUTc)

98 I buy eggs in bulk when I can, we go through them fast. I remember wanting to jump for for joy when I could go to Walmart and get their Great Value big box of 60 eggs for under $10 again. Looks like it's about $7-8 in most places at the moment.
Posted by: LizLem


Five dozen at Sam's is $8.47.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 11:36 AM (p11yt)

99 Fun facts about gators should you ever find yourself needing to fend one off...

- Their eyes retract into their skulls so poking their eyes, at least from the top, accomplishes nothing.
- Almost all of their jaw muscles are used to hold their moth closed on prey. Most people can get their mouths shut and hold them shut without significant effort.

Note that none of this information deals with the issue of the tail whip or them walking into the water while you're holding their mouths shut but, hey, it's better than your options against a bear.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:35 AM (ExV1e)
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Duct tape!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:37 AM (IEUYY)

100 Posted by: I used to have a different nic

They don't have any protection on their undersides, do they? Could you go after their bellies?

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)

101 so ... I guess the cuts to academia and govt jobs are what pull the headline number down?

or I'm crazy and SE PA is the only place with jobs? I dunno
Posted by: Black Orchid
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Labor markets are lumpy in that labor demand does not necessarily correlate with geographic location. So yes, I can see SE PA being an area of high labor demand but at the same time somewhere else like the Mississippi Delta not.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

102
Few details available, but hopefully Graham Platner will have a comment soon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


He should withdraw his withdrawal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:38 AM (Cqx++)

103 Many "locally owned places" have that drug den feel that exists to sell Colt 45 tall boys, smokes / vape supplies and lottery tickets.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 11:36 AM
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Sssshhh. We've got to have SOME kind of front for our money laundering operation.

Posted by: Mario and his family at July 13, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)

104 The Rent is Too Damn High!
- black dude, white gloves

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 11:39 AM (n5tGW)

105 I avoid “locally owned” gas stations because there’s nothing local about them. It’s all 3rd world imports that own them. Almost certainly pay no taxes since they cheat, employ only their cousins and probably use it as a front for some nefarious activities. Fuck em.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:39 AM (Xe8e7)

106 >>They'll blame the screwworm.

A bigger factor is the meat packing cartel which is largely controlled by foreign organizations. They are currently under investigation by the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 11:39 AM (viF8m)

107 They don't have any protection on their undersides, do they? Could you go after their bellies?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)


Possibly, assuming you had a suitable weapon. I'm just remembering something that I saw at an alligator park in Florida once and park guide didn't tell us how to actually hurt them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)

108 BUT BUT BUT DRUMPF!!!!

*foams at mouth*

Posted by: Margaret Brennan at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (anL5R)

109 American executives have EVERYTHING other then the US as their first loyalty.

Gotta give credit to Union Pacific, though. Spending $50 million to buy, in 2019, and refurbish- in-house! - a Big Boy just so you could run it to Philadelphia for the 250th is not something I would have expected.

And it's 90% institutionally owned. Something changed during Trump's first term.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (hZXic)

110 The best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

111 best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

So every body of water in the state of Florida.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (Xe8e7)

112 I am about half way through it, it is both intricately written originally in Academic Spanish and translated, and quite heavy on econometric calculations which I am forced to glance at and glaze over.

This is why we have AI.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (pawvM)

113 People say I had the Midas touch. Everything I touched turned to mufflers.

Posted by: B.O. at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (2Ez/1)

114 Gonna say NoVa has likely stabilized...we are in the not firing, not hiring mode, so most of the unemployed are the long term former fed zealots...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (tOcjL)

115 I had a friend that owned an early 2000's Toyota SR-5 pick up. It was his 4X4 "toy." Some of the hills and back roads he took us on in WV were more than 3rd world.

I'd imagine a .50 could sit in the bed, but there wasn't much room for the gunner to move around.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (jehhT)

116 Good lord, I just saw the Candace Owens quote in the sidebar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 11:42 AM (edUvp)

117 PHV, the obnoxious twit who oversaw the cash for clunkers deal is running for office in Michigan. She brags about it in one of her commercials. People are dumb and it probably won't register with them.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at July 13, 2026 11:42 AM (yBGaa)

118 89 Propaganda Organs in full outrage over another ICE shooting, this time in Biddleford, Maine. The Post Millenial is quoting a witness as saying a driver tried to hit an ICE officer with a car and was shot. Few details available, but hopefully Graham Platner will have a comment soon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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For logistical reasons, a lot harder to generate Minneapolis level outrage by the Left's flying monkey squads due to Biddleford not being a major metro area.

Leftist crap works best with their national "have riot will travel" racket in major metro areas where the Soros types can pay for air travel, lodging, rental cars, etc. for the rioters. These same assholes are also the flying monkey squad for ballot harvesting, election cheating, etc.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)

119 29 Wow, Sam Neill has passed away.

No more moving to Montana.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 11:12 AM (2GVsD)

Well...shit. There goes the dental floss empire.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at July 13, 2026 11:42 AM (TbWk/)

120 Dancing with the Stars!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxucfyn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:43 AM (yVzGE)

121 And others asking "WTF were 3-year visas getting mortgages? Who was approving those? And why?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 11:15 AM (3cUTc)


The H1B labor brokers and industrial investors who were heavy into housing.

also, per randos on twitter, five years ago, Blackstone launched a fund that let ordinary investors do what banks do: lend money to hundreds of American companies and collect the interest. It worked spectacularly as a fundraise. BCRED became the largest fund of its kind on earth, with $80 billion in loans to 695 companies, funded by $45 billion in shareholder capital and $35 billion in debt.

Then, this spring, the shareholders started asking for their money back. In the second quarter of 2026 Blackstone started refusing to pay in full.


Blackstone holds a lot of real estate in hot markets. I wonder if there was a game going on where they hoovered up housing, then arranged for private lenders to back the loans they guaranteed for housing by the same real estate that they provided to anyone, even H1B borrowers in hot tech regions.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:43 AM (rbvCR)

122 Because politico had to politico about the World Cup:

"The Trump ally looking for a Messi miracle:
Argentina’s Javier Milei faces a struggling economy, corruption scandals and voter exhaustion. He’d rather be facing Switzerland"

It posited that Trump might switch to backing Argentina's claim of the Falklands, because of how Britain has behaved during the Iran war. That was news to me, I'd missed that, if they are accurate. And poor Maggie Thatcher would be spinning in her grave.

https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/
07/11/world-cup-2026/
looking-a-messi-miracle-
argentina-javier-milei-00993907

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 11:43 AM (gWBY1)

123 What I noticed generally, is there generally aren’t any authorities at the local or state level who are willing to point out the obvious any longer.

Don’t fuck with federales with guns. Comply with the lawful orders of the local Police. You don’t have to like it, but you’re likely to get ventilated.

You should expect to get killed if you try to run people over with your car, or burglarize homes, or loot stores. You are not Special. We as a society need role models and briefings of same.

Not clowns positing “they just need room to deshtroy”. Insane. Or “Well they got Insurance!” We simply cannot afford to let functionally retarded individuals run things. Anything.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 11:43 AM (yhfZG)

124 STOP the beaver menace.

SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD -



Buc-Ee's employees start at $16 an hour in most places. They don't tolerate non-natural hair colors, visible tattoos or non-'normal' piercings.

That's likely why it pisses off the left.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:43 AM (2YhKe)

125 Thx Buck
Better build manufacturing here , because China ain't looking good. Between political chaos, horrible weather with collapsing damns and tofu dreg construction, we are looking good vand they ain't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (m2wmY)

126 114 Gonna say NoVa has likely stabilized...we are in the not firing, not hiring mode, so most of the unemployed are the long term former fed zealots...
Posted by: Nova Local
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They recently showed a map of the job market that had the highest level of jobs reported in a state. In most states it was medical, in a few states, manufacturing, in Virginia, it was public administration.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)

127 The best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)
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So much for coastal South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida, along with much of Louisiana.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (IEUYY)

128 Candace Owens quotes may as well be Necronomicon quotes

Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (gKWVE)

129 hey, it's better than your options against a bear.

Heh. "Hang in there, Honey! I think I heard you just have to hold the bear's mouth shut!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (hZXic)

130 110 The best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

Sure, scare off the Quebixicans from their annual Oct/Nov migration to FL.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (N39Ws)

131 17 Polish border guards responded with lightning speed.

A suggestion, Poland, if I might!
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:08 AM (hZXic)

Poland needs combat mages. Do you have what it takes?

Posted by: Brought to you by Polish Department of Magical Defense at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (TbWk/)

132 They knew what they were doing with cash for clunkers. The left plays a long game. Their goal is to eliminate access to private transportation. They know it won’t happen overnight. Their goal is death by 1000 cuts. C4C destroyed the ability for poor people to buy cheap used cars. It was on purpose and one of the cuts.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (Xe8e7)

133 You notice how no one's talking about eating bugs anymore?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)


They have stopped talking about it and have moved on to making meat too expensive.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (rbvCR)

134 Unemployment is low because so many are existing the workforce; giving up looking for work altogether. There is nothing out there. Things are grim, as America's prime is far behind us. A huge change is needed.

Posted by: Sid at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (8RRmf)

135 best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

So every body of water in the state of Florida.
Posted by: Facts

Including the toilet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (yVzGE)

136 When they spend themselves about Trump, then it's Musk!

Posted by: torabora at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (opLQR)

137 111 best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

So every body of water in the state of Florida.
Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (Xe8e7)

OMGitswicks take: Is there water? Is the water wet? Then there's an alligator in it.

Posted by: Watch out for puddle gators, they'll get you too at July 13, 2026 11:46 AM (TbWk/)

138 116 Good lord, I just saw the Candace Owens quote in the sidebar.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The only lesson we can learn from Candace Ovens is that a sucker is born every minute.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

139 "Well they got Insurance"

Had a cousin that used that justification on me in an argument. I pointed out that the companies shouldn't be destroyed in the first place. I also challenged him to give me one business that caused George Floyd's death and how.

Crickets are noisy when everything else is silent.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:46 AM (99eI0)

140 others asking "WTF were 3-year visas getting mortgages? Who was approving those? And why?"



The answer is obvious. It’s not a 3 year visa. It’s a stepping stone to permanent residency and eventual citizenship. Banks know this and they’ll happily lend to them.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:47 AM (Xe8e7)

141 133 You notice how no one's talking about eating bugs anymore?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

They have stopped talking about it and have moved on to making meat too expensive.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (rbvCR)

Or using biological weapons to make us allergic to it. Which I honestly would not put past any of these evil megalomaniacal motherfuckers.

Posted by: They will have all the steak they want though at July 13, 2026 11:47 AM (TbWk/)

142 From the Candace remark in the sidebar: I have thus far ID'd two of them

Sweetie, learn to use an apostrophe before people take you seriously.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:48 AM (99eI0)

143 133 You notice how no one's talking about eating bugs anymore?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM
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And the fake burgers.

Posted by: Good riddance at July 13, 2026 11:48 AM (2Ez/1)

144 I was wrong, the other lesson from Candace Ovens, is a leopard never changes its spots.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)

145 Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Ckfdz)


This is the way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 11:49 AM (S41Gd)

146
They have stopped talking about it and have moved on to making meat too expensive.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (rbvCR)



Bill Gates has funded the Lone Star Tick modification that gives humans the alpha-gal syndrome, alergy to red meat. Tick boxes are being placed throughout the southeast US.

They will get you to stop eating cows whether you like it or not.

At this time, alpha-gal is not reversable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:49 AM (2YhKe)

147 And the fake burgers.
Posted by: Good riddance

I still see those in stores, though.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

148 So every body of water in the state of Florida.
Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:41 AM (Xe8e7)

Correct. I live on a retention pond here in Florida. Some locals fish from shore or from a kayak. Not me. Although I haven't seen a gator, there is one that lives in the boggy area of a nearby golf course.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (J4Dwc)

149 ----
And the fake burgers.
Posted by: Good riddance at July 13, 2026 11:48 AM (2Ez/1)



Supposedly, someone finally got a hold of the ingredients list for Burger King burgers.

If true, those are fake burgers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (2YhKe)

150 Poland was fined 300 million Euros by the EU for refusing to accept their share of "new people" last year. The Eastern border makes news but the EU borders are actually the bigger problem. I suppose the Ukrainian border is the easiest since the Ukes patrol it to keep people in.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (igCg8)

151 The great thing about the cnbc thing in the sidebar is it is a reverse list of the best places to move for conservatives.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (n5tGW)

152 > Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed
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We voted for this.

Posted by: Trump voters everywhere at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)

153 139 "Well they got Insurance"

Had a cousin that used that justification on me in an argument. I pointed out that the companies shouldn't be destroyed in the first place. I also challenged him to give me one business that caused George Floyd's death and how.

Crickets are noisy when everything else is silent.
Posted by: NR Pax
======
Bastiat's broken window thesis still the winner after all these years.

Stupid people assume that destructive acts somehow spur the economy when in fact, they destroy it over time. What it does is divert money from productive use to non productive use to repair damages making us all poorer in the future.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (E4rtv)

154 12 Thanks for the data and the uplifting article.
Freight is always a leading indicator.

Posted by: Braenyard


followed by

145 Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed

Posted by: SMOD

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:51 AM (hZXic)

155 26 Because we haven’t fully recovered from the Biden inflation shock...

Government runs on two year cycles. We're just now ending the Biden nightmare. Great days ahead.
Posted by: Diogenes

I get it. Really. And, of recent, we've had the Recession of 1953, 1958, 1960-1961, 1969-1970, 1973-1975, 1980, 1981-1982, the early 1990's, the early 2000s, The Great Recession 2007-2009, The Covid-19 recession, and fuc*ing Biden in office again with his puppet master in the shadows.

But (for instance) half of the kids on this blog, or anywhere else as a matter, don't realize the ups and downs of the economy and drivers.

The press harps on affordability of housing, vehicles, education and compares them all to the past, a different world altogether from their parents, grandparents. (Many not living on Easy Street themselves at this time.) And now competition with a much larger & more diverse population, an alleged more skilled & educated work force, and so on.

Life isn't easy, but we do need more optimism of the future.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 11:52 AM (NFX2v)

156 135 best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Dwc)

So every body of water in the state of Florida.
Posted by: Facts

Including the toilet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (yVzGE)

Great for disposing of alarm clocks!

Posted by: Short term callback at July 13, 2026 11:52 AM (TbWk/)

157
Polish border guards responded with lightning speed.


Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:52 AM (Cqx++)

158 > ou notice how no one's talking about eating bugs anymore?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

They have stopped talking about it and have moved on to making meat too expensive.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (rbvCR)

Or using biological weapons to make us allergic to it. Which I honestly would not put past any of these evil megalomaniacal motherfuckers.
Posted by: They will have all the steak they want though at July 13, 2026 11:47 AM (TbWk/)
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The tick infestation here in KY is worse than I've ever seen it. Had one crawling up my leg while I took a shit.

In my own bathroom. And I hadn't been outside yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 11:53 AM (jehhT)

159 Hey, Sid! Fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 13, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew8)

160 Bill Gates has funded the Lone Star Tick modification that gives humans the alpha-gal syndrome, alergy to red meat. Tick boxes are being placed throughout the southeast US.

They will get you to stop eating cows whether you like it or not.

At this time, alpha-gal is not reversable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:49 AM (2YhKe)

Not 100% true...the guest I hosted Sunday has shaken off Alpha Gal after years. He got it as a tween, (and his his whole nuclear family did, too) - his dad is horribly and permanently affected - can't even do dairy products, let alone meat. But the male college kid has no issues now as long as he doesn't eat a TON of meat at one time (think Thanksgiving load of ham). Not sure about his mom and sis b/c dad being severely affected just changes what they eat...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 13, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)

161 128 Candace Owens quotes may as well be Necronomicon quotes
Posted by: gKWVE
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Welp, old Bug Eyes is on a train to being removed from her assets by a massive slander and libel lawsuit from Erika after troon lover boy gets convicted.

Her doubling down ain't gonna save her ass and I halfway expect her to flee the US in response. According to reports, she has been trying to hide assets under trusts and other mechanisms for the past year or so.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

162 Posted by: Sid at July 13, 2026 11:45 AM (8RRmf)
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Pretty sure Spicoli thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (rea8t)

163 What caliber handgun is best for gators?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (1z8ji)

164 Back at work after a few days off. The grandkids loved their first trip to the beach. (South of Houston). Also, went to the Johnson Space Center. Pretty spiff. Holy cats is a Saturn 5 rocket huge!

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (yseh0)

165 Remember when gators had federal protection? Some idiots in Washington thought they needed protection, and now all those bureaucrats are residing in planned Florida communities and agitating to have their dogs protected from hungry gators.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (FcAaq)

166 Blackstone holds a lot of real estate in hot markets. I wonder if there was a game going on where they hoovered up housing, then arranged for private lenders to back the loans they guaranteed for housing by the same real estate that they provided to anyone, even H1B borrowers in hot tech regions.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 11:43 AM


blackstone bought a bunch of houses around my neighborhood in NE Texas some years back when the market was exploding. Basically they would flip them with minimal work and jack the price up by $25-30K from what they bought and resell them pretty quick. Pretty sure they got out of that business at least around here as I don't see anymore of those odd realtor signs that they used.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (0N4FZ)

167 A guy in Maine tried to run down an ICE agent. His head got properly ventilated

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (m2wmY)

168 The Biden economy was the best economy ever. I can't imagine how people are living through the pain of Trump. Starving, freezing, and naked. Cell phone coverage interrupted. The inhumanity!

Posted by: Margaret Brennan at July 13, 2026 11:54 AM (anL5R)

169
Great for disposing of alarm clocks!
Posted by: Short term callback


Tick-Tock the crocodile.

https://t.ly/vhzcE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 11:55 AM (Cqx++)

170 125> Better build manufacturing here , because China ain't looking good.

That is a mix. For example, if you could buy what passes as a well built luxury compact in the US for $30k that is made in China vs some mediocre $50k artifact of AFL-CIO union domestic dominated industry would you do it?

What if the Chinese car was an EV, would you consider it?

China has taken all of the manufacturing tricks developed by Tesla and has put them to scale using Chinese labor and proximity to their own supply chain. The US will forever be routing significant chunks of the profits towards the growing army of defined benefit pensioners who have been retired for decades.

Will there be a price delta that would have you buying/leasing a superior car (albeit EV) rather than an expensive liability that is subject to endless recalls and high depreciation?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 11:55 AM (NzX/y)

171 The best practice for fending off a gator is to stay the hell away from watery places known to be inhabited by gators.

Yes, but staying away from the water puts you in closer proximity to bison. You can't win!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

172 Correct. I live on a retention pond here in Florida. Some locals fish from shore or from a kayak. Not me. Although I haven't seen a gator, there is one that lives in the boggy area of a nearby golf course.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 11:50 AM (J4Dwc)

My neighborhood retention pond is down the street a little ways but there's a gator in it. I've seen him plenty of times, usually just the eyes just above the surface of the water but sometimes he's sunning himself on the edge of water, just as cheeky as you please.

Posted by: Gators. Everywhere. at July 13, 2026 11:56 AM (TbWk/)

173 There could be a video of Tyler Robinson in 4K pulling the trigger and Candy Cane would still do her thing. She’s a grifter and has a huge following of retards who believe in all the crazy shit she spews. It is what it is.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 11:56 AM (Xe8e7)

174 159 Hey, Sid! Fuck off!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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I halfway went through responding but thought there was no need because the policy stunk of ignorance--what is happening is illegals and foreigners to some extent are losing US jobs while US native workers are gaining. Trucking is an example where illegals are getting combed out of the workforce and having to be replaced by legal workers.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)

175 This project to get rid of mosquitoes seems like it might be Buck Throckmorton-worthy:

https://tinyurl.com/3wfrpzbd

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 13, 2026 11:56 AM (2Ez/1)

176 Heh. "Hang in there, Honey! I think I heard you just have to hold the bear's mouth shut!"
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 11:44 AM (hZXic)


Just tell it how thankful you are that it isn't a random man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

177 Bill Gates has funded the Lone Star Tick modification that gives humans the alpha-gal syndrome, alergy to red meat. Tick boxes are being placed throughout the southeast US.

They will get you to stop eating cows whether you like it or not.

At this time, alpha-gal is not reversable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:49 AM (2YhKe)
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Sponge, were you wearing your tin foil hat when you said this about Gates, or do you have facts on your side?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 11:57 AM (FcAaq)

178 > Bill Gates has funded the Lone Star Tick modification that gives humans the alpha-gal syndrome...
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The research by Bill Gates is related to the Asian Blue Tick, basically to eradicate this in Asia, i.e. in developing countries. This research only granted the funding in 2021, and is limited to lab research in the UK.
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Or so says AI.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 11:57 AM (jehhT)

179 “consumer sentiment” polls = asking NYT employees who are at the urinal.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 13, 2026 11:57 AM (RedVt)

180 And in random amusing news, my mom emailed me to remind me that today is her 21st birthday.

Allow me to explain:

She had a heart attack and work and was clinically dead. Important life lesson: If you are going to have a heart attack at work, be an ER Nurse.

She was brought back and she celebrates every July 13th as her other birthday.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (99eI0)

181 What if the Chinese car was an EV, would you consider it?

China has taken all of the manufacturing tricks developed by Tesla and has put them to scale using Chinese labor and proximity to their own supply chain. The US will forever be routing significant chunks of the profits towards the growing army of defined benefit pensioners who have been retired for decades.

Will there be a price delta that would have you buying/leasing a superior car (albeit EV) rather than an expensive liability that is subject to endless recalls and high depreciation?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 11:55 AM (NzX/y)

I wouldn't take a Chinese EV if they gave them away.

Well, scratch that. Take one, and blow it up with Tannerite. That would be cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (1z8ji)

182 So, swamp, heat, gators, pythons, and Disney.

Does Florida have any good qualities, other than DeSantis?

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

183 Will there be a price delta that would have you buying/leasing a superior car (albeit EV) rather than an expensive liability that is subject to endless recalls and high depreciation?
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Chinese built cars are not competitive. They have gotten better, but they are still behind, significantly.

Posted by: Margaret Brennan at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (anL5R)

184 Off Newskaren sock

Posted by: I want to speak to your manager at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (anL5R)

185 Strangely enough, the current low price of eggs is not considered newsworthy.

OrangeMan Bad! Do you not understand yet?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (0sNs1)

186 173 There could be a video of Tyler Robinson in 4K pulling the trigger and Candy Cane would still do her thing. She’s a grifter and has a huge following of retards who believe in all the crazy shit she spews. It is what it is.
Posted by: Facts
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Calling her a grifter is not enough, lots of grifters are not mentally ill and malicious assholes like she is.

Candace has demonstrated that even back in her youth as someone who flings shit on innocent people so she gets paid. She makes the average grifter look like a saint.

Evil for its own sake and incidentally to make profits is what Candace specializes in.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

187 But the male college kid has no issues now as long as he doesn't eat a TON of meat at one time (think Thanksgiving load of ham). Not sure about his mom and sis b/c dad being severely affected just changes what they eat...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 13, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)



I still want everything Bill Gates tactically nuked from space, just to be sure.

That's f*cking HORRIFIC what they're doing to us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (2YhKe)

188 2 If you listen to the media, we're all bankrupt, unemployed and we're all going to die.
Because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at

I'm still dead from the hole in the ozone layer.
Or is it the new ice age. Or Y2K.
It's hard to keep up.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (RedVt)

189 Sweetie, learn to use an apostrophe before people take you seriously.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 11:48 AM (99eI0)


Seriously! -- D'montra'vious J'ones

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (ExV1e)

190 And the community dogs and cats?

Here, Pipit!?

I have a brother, a true Florida man, who thinks little of the missing animals (including his) in his Florida community as they've likely ventured to the retention ponds and little lake.

😬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (NFX2v)

191 Bill Gates has funded the Lone Star Tick modification

This read like it came from a Rage Bait contact engagement farm.

The original story came about because some Michigan university researchers proposed infecting the population with AGS with the anti-human purpose of saving the planet.

They don't care that AGS sufferers are also prohibited a number of critical medicines because of the immune response.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM (BvPIe)

192 Seriously! -- D'montra'vious J'ones
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


https://www.angryflower.com
/247.html

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (99eI0)

193 >>Holy cats is a Saturn 5 rocket huge!

I got a backstage tour of the Kennedy Space Center years ago. The scale of everything when you see it in person is impressive.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

194 Good Lord, when did the ONT turn into a fashion thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (99eI0)

196 >>>My neighborhood retention pond is down the street a little ways but there's a gator in it. I've seen him plenty of times, usually just the eyes just above the surface of the water but sometimes he's sunning himself on the edge of water, just as cheeky as you please.

Locals here will come to my pond and stand in nearly neck-high foliage along the shore to cast their lines. They're just asking for it, IMO.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (J4Dwc)

197 194 Good Lord, when did the ONT turn into a fashion thread?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


The boob thread was running late so adjustments had to be made.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (99eI0)

198 Good Lord, when did the ONT turn into a fashion thread?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (0sNs1)



When Doof needed more content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (2YhKe)

199 >>> STOP the beaver menace.
SAY NO TO BUCEES IN GREENWOOD

Anything that proves capitalism is wildly successful is a menace to the left and must be eradicated.

If the tick box thing is actually proven to cause allergies in humans, why is it still funded and allowed to happen? Couldn't gates be sued? Can't RFK shut that down? He's on a carnivore diet, imagine if he suddenly got allergic to meat.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (gWBY1)

200 Things are grim, as America's prime is far behind us. A huge change is needed.
____

Communist dictatorships are awesome! 100% employment rate! They love you long time!

Posted by: China is friend! at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (qUkBO)

201 Gators have a brain the size of a pea and are only alive to eat, breathe, shit and procreate. There is nobody home in a gator's brain...closest thing to a dinosaur still alive.

Posted by: A Mindless Animal at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (qC81n)

202 I'm still dead from the hole in the ozone layer.
Or is it the new ice age. Or Y2K.
It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 13, 2026 11:59 AM

*polite cough*

Posted by: Net Neutrality at July 13, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)

203 So, swamp, heat, gators, pythons, and Disney.

Does Florida have any good qualities, other than DeSantis?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)
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You forgot the scourge of escaped pets, like pythons, parrots (escaped from the Parrot Jungle in South Miami), and peacocks overrunning Coconut Grove in the last twenty years. They're fricking everywhere.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (FcAaq)

204 194 Good Lord, when did the ONT turn into a fashion thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:00 PM (0sNs1)

Word. Does this shirt go with these pants?

Posted by: Don't mind me at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (TroEo)

205 >>>>>>So every body of water in the state of Florida.
Posted by: Facts
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Florida may be a red state politically, but it is humid and hotter than hell with frequent tropical storms. It also has reptiles that can eat you. I've spent a lot of time there because I was paid to, but otherwise I avoid the place.

Posted by: Cosda at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (Fg1gh)

206 182 So, swamp, heat, gators, pythons, and Disney.

Does Florida have any good qualities, other than DeSantis?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

Relatively reasonable housing prices, no state income tax, manageable cost of living, constitutional carry, still a red state. We have our libtards and LGBTPEDOs but they don't drive the agenda. No parades with guys on floats blowing each other. And we have Sheriff Grady Judd in Polk County.

Posted by: Plenty of good points but it is HOT AF at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (TbWk/)

207 203 So, swamp, heat, gators, pythons, and Disney.

Does Florida have any good qualities, other than DeSantis?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)
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You forgot the scourge of escaped pets, like pythons, parrots (escaped from the Parrot Jungle in South Miami), and peacocks overrunning Coconut Grove in the last twenty years. They're fricking everywhere.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (FcAaq)
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Oops- pythons weren't forgotten

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (FcAaq)

208 China has taken all of the manufacturing tricks developed by Tesla and has put them to scale using Chinese labor and proximity to their own supply chain. The US will forever be routing significant chunks of the profits towards the growing army of defined benefit pensioners who have been retired for decades.

Will there be a price delta that would have you buying/leasing a superior car (albeit EV) rather than an expensive liability that is subject to endless recalls and high depreciation?
Posted by: Community Notes

A) those cars are EV and that is not going to be a player in the US for a long while
B) China sellers do not give one shit about liability--take a look at Amazon shit sellers---the nameplate changes but the same shit is sold. They change names as frequently as socks in order to avoid criminal and civil liability. Remember melamine in pet food products?
C) China since even during the emperor's time demonstrate that merchants there provide a good quality to get enough attention to sell initial orders and then reiteratively cheapen the quality to maximize profit until it is barely satisfactory to buyers only on price. Low trust is ingrained in their culture.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

209 ...closest thing to a dinosaur still alive.
Posted by: A Mindless Animal at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (qC81n)

...

Posted by: Chickens at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (TSpzX)

210 Word. Does this shirt go with these pants?

Pants?

Posted by: Moron Who Avoid Bookthread at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (BvPIe)

211 Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them.

Turns out it's a case of in one ear & out the udder.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (p11yt)

212 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (2Ez/1)

213 178 > Bill Gates has funded the Lone Star Tick modification that gives humans the alpha-gal syndrome...
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The research by Bill Gates is related to the Asian Blue Tick, basically to eradicate this in Asia, i.e. in developing countries. This research only granted the funding in 2021, and is limited to lab research in the UK.
=====
Or so says AI.


that's what ai *wants* you to think

Posted by: anachronda at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (v3pYe)

214 What is the labor participation rate currently?

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (4vrCc)

215 Gators have a brain the size of a pea and are only alive to eat, breathe, shit and procreate. There is nobody home in a gator's brain...closest thing to a dinosaur still alive.

That is a damn calumny! It says quite clearly that it's the size of a walnut. I confess I never thought of using an Oreo as a unit of measure.

An adult alligator's brain weighs between 8 to 14 grams, which is about the size of a walnut or lighter than a single Oreo cookie. Despite having one of the smallest brain-to-body ratios among vertebrates, they possess the largest brain of any non-avian reptile and exhibit surprisingly complex behaviors.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

216 Tim Scott (who is a Floridian) wants HW Gowdy III "Trey" to finish Graham's term.
Gowdy is not a Representative anymore, partly because he ran cover for the FBI when they were spying on Trump's campaign.
McMaster needs to advise Scott, politely, that he's from a different state and Trey less-politely that he can blow us.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (gKWVE)

217 Pants?

Posted by: Moron Who Avoid Bookthread at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (BvPIe)

Lol. Point taken.

Posted by: Don't mind me at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (TroEo)

218 ...closest thing to a dinosaur still alive.
Posted by: A Mindless Animal at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (qC81n)

...
Posted by: Chickens


Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Crocodiles

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (p11yt)

219 One of the neighbors on the street had a relative come up from Florida. He brought gator meat. Deep fried it. I thought it was okay. Chewy chicken, basically.

Posted by: I want to speak to your manager at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (anL5R)

220 Florida may be a red state politically, but it is humid and hotter than hell with frequent tropical storms. It also has reptiles that can eat you. I've spent a lot of time there because I was paid to, but otherwise I avoid the place.
Posted by: Cosda at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (Fg1gh)

Wuss.

Posted by: If it ain't Cat3 there's nothing to flee at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (TbWk/)

221 Miami (from the city south to Homestead) has the best weather in Florida, IMO, thanks to the breeze and the usual summer afternoon humidity clearing short rains. Anything inland is insufferable, as far as weather goes.

The problem is Miami traffic is not LA-level epic. People move houses to gain a couple miles in their commutes, it's gotten so bad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (+l7X8)

222 We have our libtards and LGBTPEDOs but they don't drive the agenda. No parades with guys on floats blowing each other.

*cough*

Posted by: Key West at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)

223 207 203 So, swamp, heat, gators, pythons, and Disney.

Does Florida have any good qualities, other than DeSantis?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)
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You forgot the scourge of escaped pets, like pythons, parrots (escaped from the Parrot Jungle in South Miami), and peacocks overrunning Coconut Grove in the last twenty years. They're fricking everywhere.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (FcAaq)
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Oops- pythons weren't forgotten
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (FcAaq)

You said "pythons" thrice.

Posted by: He REALLY likes pythons at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (TbWk/)

224
Turns out it's a case of in one ear & out the udder.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (p11yt)




BAH dum......TISH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (2YhKe)

225 Nood. Talarico.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

226 Tastes like gator.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (2Ez/1)

227 177 Sponge, were you wearing your tin foil hat when you said this about Gates, or do you have facts on your side?

facts are such fickle things

Posted by: ai-enhanced search at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (v3pYe)

228 The problem is Miami traffic is not NOW LA-level epic. People move houses to gain a couple miles in their commutes, it's gotten so bad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (+l7X8)

229 211 Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them.

Turns out it's a case of in one ear & out the udder.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 12:04 PM (p11yt)

Women never listen. You can talk until the cows come home.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (TroEo)

230 208> Chinese strategery to progressively sell crap.

What are your thoughts on the China built SAIC-GM Buick Envision and the Cadillac CT6?

Posted by: Moron Who Avoid Bookthread at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (BvPIe)

231 222 We have our libtards and LGBTPEDOs but they don't drive the agenda. No parades with guys on floats blowing each other.

*cough*
Posted by: Key West at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)

Key West is indeed gay as fuck but it's isolated.

Posted by: You have to go WAY out of your way at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (TbWk/)

232 >>> Does this shirt go with these pants?
Posted by: Don't mind me at July 13, 2026 12:03 PM (TroEo)

I thought Moron fashion was deciding if your shirt goes with no pants?

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (gWBY1)

233 I love how the media says boomers are living the high life because they stole future generations money. But the economy did also so bad boomers can’t afford to retire and so young people can’t get jobs.

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (Xe8e7)

234 New one:

Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico Woos the Most Important Voting Bloc in Texas, Pervets Who Attend Drag Queen Shows

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

235 Posted by: If it ain't Cat3 there's nothing to flee at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (TbWk/)

I'll stick with my earthquakes, feral horses and low humidity here in Nowhere, Nevada.

Posted by: Reforger at July 13, 2026 12:09 PM (TSpzX)

236 Great for disposing of alarm clocks!
Posted by: Short term callback
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Took my brain a few seconds to process that. Nice reference.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (XeU6L)

237 As a kid, into my teens, I spent a lot of summers in Florida. It was "different" from Maryland. The beaches where different, the woods were different, the food was different.

Later in life when my wife and I'd go down for a vaca none of that really mattered.

But getting chased out of our condo during hurricane Michael sort of put me off to going back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (jehhT)

238 An adult alligator's brain weighs between 8 to 14 grams, which is about the size of a walnut or lighter than a single Oreo cookie. Despite having one of the smallest brain-to-body ratios among vertebrates, they possess the largest brain of any non-avian reptile and exhibit surprisingly complex behaviors.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

Chews gum while walking. Preens.

Posted by: An Alligator at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (1z8ji)

239 The thing about southern states is, they can kill you in creative ways. In the north, you get froze, shot or cardiovascular disease.

The south is more exciting. If you don't mind sweating, or periodic flooding its pretty swell. Rich folk, spend the summer in the north and winter in south.

I'll probably retire and figure a way to spend some winter time in the south. But I love summer on the great lakes.

Posted by: I swim in the ocean, but not in a florida lake. Nope. at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (anL5R)

240 170

China has taken all of the manufacturing tricks developed by Tesla and has put them to scale using Chinese labor and proximity to their own supply chain. The US will forever be routing significant chunks of the profits towards the growing army of defined benefit pensioners who have been retired for decades.
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The problem is China's own manufacturing tricks they have developed over the years that have given them a reputation for their high-quality products.

Or lack thereof.

Legacy automakers in America have been hollowed out for various reasons. But the cheapness of Chinese goods are suspect. Slave wages, sometimes literally. Inferior products and ingredients. And just selling at a loss, dumping on the market as economic warfare to kill competing companies elsewhere. And then when there is no competition, then the prices can rise back up. The quality doesn't, though. And when something egregious really happens, like the poisoned infant milk scandal, they may decapitate a manager or two, bow their heads, say "Sorry", and then do better at hiding it the next time.

Posted by: Another Anon at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (4h45B)

241 She had a heart attack and work and was clinically dead. Important life lesson: If you are going to have a heart attack at work, be an ER Nurse.

She was brought back and she celebrates every July 13th as her other birthday.
****

Your mom is weird. Congratulations!

Posted by: clarence at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (HpRTp)

242 Or lack thereof.

Legacy automakers in America have been hollowed out for various reasons. But the cheapness of Chinese goods are suspect. Slave wages, sometimes literally. Inferior products and ingredients. And just selling at a loss, dumping on the market as economic warfare to kill competing companies elsewhere. And then when there is no competition, then the prices can rise back up. The quality doesn't, though. And when something egregious really happens, like the poisoned infant milk scandal, they may decapitate a manager or two, bow their heads, say "Sorry", and then do better at hiding it the next time.
Posted by: Another Anon at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (4h45B)

What is Chinese for “Yugo”?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (OwmWb)

243 Gators have a brain the size of a pea and are only alive to eat, breathe, shit and procreate. There is nobody home in a gator's brain...closest thing to a dinosaur still alive.
Posted by: A Mindless Animal at July 13, 2026 12:01 PM (qC81n)


And they have been around extremely successfully since the early Cretaceous, indicating that highly developed brains are overrated, at least in Florida

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)

244 What is Chinese for “Yugo”?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (OwmWb)


I don't care. I want a Mahendra jeep

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (rbvCR)

245 One of the neighbors on the street had a relative come up from Florida. He brought gator meat. Deep fried it. I thought it was okay. Chewy chicken, basically.
Posted by: I want to speak to your manager at July 13, 2026 12:05 PM (anL5R)


Gimme an alligator sandwich and make it snappy!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

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