Mid-Morning Art Thread

American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Boobs!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (mISmA)

2 yowza!

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

3 Art!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

4 The artist was so poor he could not afford clothes for them.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (RjOoY)

5 I sense a theme this week.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

6 Well, the breast fetishists will be happier than yesterday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

7 Ta Ta's.

Posted by: Diddler at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (vlDcE)

8 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

9 Looks to be C cup

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

10 The brunette looks to have a plan.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (0+1tY)

11 Tit art Wednesday.

Can't beat it.

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (sJHOI)

12 sorry about yours being chubby...

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

13 lotta cracks in that painting

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

14 Nudes two days running! Nice.

Though these ladies could use some treadmill time just like Venus yesterday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

15 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

16 The artist was so poor he could not afford clothes for them.
Posted by: NR Pax

The artist is a playa. He's got them thinking that they're getting the modeling job.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (mISmA)

17 Stark raving nekkid!

Posted by: Thumbs at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (vlDcE)

18 i'll take the ten minutes.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

19 The brunette looks to have a plan.
A canal?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)

20 9 solid b

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

21 CBD is on a roll!!

Would bang. Uh, hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (/ocYZ)

22 Not being able to see their faces, I can't really tell if they're beautiful or not, although the woman on the right seems to have a pleasant face. I like the colors in the shrubbery in the back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (D+BhG)

23 sorry about yours being chubby...
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026

***
Abbott: "When I had two girls, didn't I share one with you?"

Costello: "Yours had teeth. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

24 MOFAB
American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson (American, 1814–1886)1867
Medium/Technique
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
42.86 x 60.32 cm (16 7/8 x 23 3/4 in.)
Credit Line
Gift of Madeleine Thompson Edmonds
Accession Number
1986.400
NOT ON VIEW

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (/+uur)

25 Bare naked ladies!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

26 Oh, this is nice. Actual boobs this time. A bit on the small side, but still nice. Not microscopic, like yesterday’s.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

27 They seem to have cute faces.

(I know, I know: "They have faces??")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

28 They’re waiting for The Paolo

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:34 AM (bAJQW)

29 Ta Ta's.
Posted by: Diddler at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM

Ta Ta's >>> Tay Tay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (bFu5X)

30 23 he's not complaining...

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

31 I dunno...I think one of them chicks might be a Mexican!

Posted by: Unwillin' Barkis at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (S+LRT)

32 Bushes in the front , bushes behind.
Like this one.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (m2wmY)

33 Boobies!!!! Aso my favorite dead album.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)

34 my pronouns: me/ them.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

35 I like his portrait of "Gathering Wildflowers" and some of his other landscapes which I just took a look at.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (D+BhG)

36 MOFAB
American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson (American, 1814–1886)1867
Medium/Technique
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
42.86 x 60.32 cm (16 7/8 x 23 3/4 in.)
Credit Line
Gift of Madeleine Thompson Edmonds
Accession Number
1986.400
NOT ON VIEW
Posted by: r hennigantx

Bastards wanting to fap to it themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:36 AM (mISmA)

37 34 LOL

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

38 C'mon girls, I know it is hot out, but put some clothes on!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (ibDUx)

39 Water lilies, flowers, a cool pond on a hot day....

Mosquitoes, ticks...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

40 They are pretty girls.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (qFwJc)

41 The paintings this week, were tastefully selected by Lambda Lambda Lambda's finest, Booger.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (5b2dp)

42 All seriousness aside, the texture of the girls' hair, and of the riverbank grasses around them, are well done. The girls' bodies seem rather *smooth,* almost unfinished, as if the artist did not care to detail them or was interrupted before he could.

The brunette looks sorta like Christine McGlade of the long-ago You Can't Do That on Television Nickelodeon series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

43 There must be at least three tits in this picture.

Posted by: Quality Learing Center graduate at July 15, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

44 I see a blonde and a brunette.

Where's the obligatory redhead?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (FZ29D)

45 I'm sensing a theme here.
Let's see. . . is it. . . sunlight?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

46 There must be at least three tits in this picture.
Posted by: Quality Learing Center graduate at July 15, 2026

***
Maybe five, if there's a bird in there somewhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

47 The brunette likes dem titties, too. She's looking right at them and smiling.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (J4Dwc)

48
Boobs, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (1oSzn)

49 Nekkids this week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM (wOO3z)

50 I'm sensing a theme here.
Let's see. . . is it. . . sunlight?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:39 AM

Just be grateful for the complete lack of ottomans this week. So far...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

51 Remind me of underage girls on Epstein Island.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

52 Well, they certainly ain't hobbit girls.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (LHPAg)

53 All seriousness aside, the texture of the girls' hair, and of the riverbank grasses around them, are well done. The girls' bodies seem rather *smooth,* almost unfinished, as if the artist did not care to detail them

or was interrupted before he could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Wife walked in on him.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (mISmA)

54 Definitely need some Frazetta for this week's theme.

The documentary Frazetta is really good in that it is outside of the pretentious lefty art world.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (/WQyy)

55 Aliens who study earth through its art will be very surprised when they finally land here and everyone isn’t strolling around naked

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (bAJQW)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

57 It's Nude Week!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

58 The chicks are hot, nice work. But inaccurate. It's a lacustrine environment in the summer. They should be covered in chigger bites.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM (BI5O2)

59 It's Nude Week!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM

No gnudes is bad gnudes.

Posted by: Gary Gnu at July 15, 2026 09:41 AM (bFu5X)

60 Looks like the same model painted twice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (Ot/FD)

61 Maybe make a movie about it? But I could only afford one of them.

Posted by: Sam Mendes at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (jehhT)

62 Ola chicas que tal?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (RIvkX)

63 >>Maybe five, if there's a bird in there somewhere.

Over there, in the bush

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

64 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

65 They old enough?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (2YhKe)

66 44 The Paolo, man of good taste that he is, scooped up the redhead first. They are going at it just out of frame.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

67 So -- the Three Graces tomorrow?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)

68 American Beauties.

No body hair that I can see. I approve.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 09:43 AM (qRla/)

69 Water lilies, flowers, a cool pond on a hot day....

Mosquitoes, ticks...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

Isn't there a song?

"I'd like to check you for ticks."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

70 They old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

If I was a betting man.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:43 AM (wOO3z)

71 S'up, MP4?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (bFu5X)

72 You rarely see "lacustrine" in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

73 >>Just be grateful for the complete lack of ottomans this week. So far...

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Evernay entionmay ucianlay eudfray!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (X8xt3)

74 Are we in the middle of Va-Jay-Jay Week … ? Wow … !

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (ayRl+)

75 Looks like the same model painted twice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026

***
Sisters, man. Or cousins.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

76 S'up, MP4?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:44 AM (bFu5X)

Not much. Writing. Trying to stay offline.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (qRla/)

77 67 So -- the Three Graces tomorrow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)

Kelly, Flick, and Jones?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (Ot/FD)

78 >>You rarely see "lacustrine" in a limerick.

Surprising, since it rhymes with Venus!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)

79 They're a little too old for me.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Mosquitoes, ticks...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July

Don't forget leeches.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM (sl73Y)

81 So -- the Three Graces tomorrow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 09:42 AM

Unless we disappoint CBD. Then we'll get Hillary, Rosa DeLauro, and Maxine Waters...three disgraces.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (bFu5X)

82 Not much. Writing. Trying to stay offline.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026

***
I'm doing the same. No AoSHQ until I've gotten at least a page done in the morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

83 Don't forget leeches.
Posted by: From about That Time

But enough about art critics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (ndZc7)

84 Mosquitoes, ticks...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And gnarly gnats.

Posted by: Nothing gnu at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

85 Not much. Writing. Trying to stay offline.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 09:45 AM

Honestly, that sounds like a great mental health break. Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)

86 I'm fixated on chiggers at the moment. My back yard got a little out of control because of a string of weekend rains keeping me from mowing. I finally got my chance on Sunday, andbi forgot bug spray. The chiggers took half my body weight in blood and now my legs look like a shooting map of Chicago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (BI5O2)

87 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...

Posted by: muldoon at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

88 This reminds me again that, though Mrs. Wolfus No.1 was a sandy blonde and No. 2 a ginger, I still do prefer the brunettes. Dark brown or black hair, fair skin, and green or blue eyes . . . kryptonite for me, man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

89 I think the brunette just farted, and is looking to see if the blonde notices.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

90 This art reminds me of those old ‘twins’ coors lite ads that were so willfully stupid and sleazy they were like SNL parodies of beer commercials if SNL wasn’t a bunch of unfunny hacks.

No way anyone would put out an ad like that today.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (bAJQW)

91 Well, I like this two day trend. The scene is so natural and peaceful. The girls (late teens?) are lovely and maybe a little adventurous. You can almost hear the tinkling of the shallow water as it flows. I wonder if the audience was meant to be guys enjoying the view or older women remembering their younger, more innocent days.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

92 Honestly, that sounds like a great mental health break. Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026

***
As informative and exhaustive as JJ's Morning Report is, I try to avoid all the bad news.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

93 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...
Posted by: muldoon at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

lulz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (2YhKe)

94 Looking at today's painting I recalled a phrase I haven't heard in a long time: pencil test.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)

95 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

96 93 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...
Posted by: muldoon at July 15, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (GKzf4)

97 "Did you just call me a ripe aryan?"

"No, I said.... oh, just shut up and go swim already."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (Ot/FD)

98 And gnarly gnats.
Posted by: Nothing gnu

Is this about us?

Posted by: Gneissistic gnostic gnarling gnomes at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

99 My favorite nude is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight ( I like Impressionism). The French Academy described it as a rotting corpse. They didn't like Impressionism.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (/WQyy)

100 Did you just call me a ripe aryan?"

"No, I said.... oh, just shut up and go swim already."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (Ot/FD)

Ha!

You might be right. I was thinking lake, but it could be a river.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (BI5O2)

101
Honestly, that sounds like a great mental health break. Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)

If I'm online, it's here (or a couple other conservative link sites), automotive or home repair.

Period.

boobs.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (2YhKe)

102 88 I guess Zooey Deschanel won’t be lifting that restraining order against you anytime soon, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

103 It's easy to guess what the brunette is looking at. But what's got the blonde's attention? She's shielding her eyes from the sun to see something better, but what? (The brunette's left thigh?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

104 I thought I might do a limerick today but I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 'newbies'...

I can't think of anything other than JuJubes.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (Riz8t)

105 EXCLUSIVE: Dem Candidate Said Molesting Kids ‘Not Necessarily Rape,’ Brought Sex Offender To School

-
I guess it wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

106
99 My favorite nude is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight ( I like Impressionism). The French Academy described it as a rotting corpse. They didn't like Impressionism.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 09:52 AM (/WQyy)

======

"Impressionism will lead to rock and roll which will lead to rap which will lead to transgenderism."
-some French guy, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (GKzf4)

107 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)
——

‘We took care of them, bruh’

— Scorpions

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (bAJQW)

108 >>No way anyone would put out an ad like that today.

Heh, on X there's been an 80's Gillette ad getting posted that is so wonderfully wholesome and masculine. It's jarring compared to what we get now.

https://tinyurl.com/4p997e5n

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (X8xt3)

109 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

110 At first glance, I thought they seemed oddly nonchalant about escaping the brush fire by wading in the creek.
Then I realized that was foliage.
Needs work.

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (f+FmA)

111 105 EXCLUSIVE: Dem Candidate Said Molesting Kids ‘Not Necessarily Rape,’ Brought Sex Offender To School

-
I guess it wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

======

This is a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (GKzf4)

112 Binary joke

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (dm0MY)

113 "Did you just call me a ripe aryan?"

"No, I said.... oh, just shut up and go swim already."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026

***
* Applause *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

114 Look out, they will turn you into a toad!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (viF8m)

115 Dark brown or black hair, fair skin, and green or blue eyes . . . kryptonite for me, man.

I think that's a nigh-on universal thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (Riz8t)

116 87 jujubees?

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

117 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

World War 11?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

118 I like this weeks theme!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wLnmp)

119 109 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

Ah, yes, the Scogg Scale.

1 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:55 AM (Ot/FD)

120 My favorite nude is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight ( I like Impressionism). The French Academy described it as a rotting corpse. They didn't like Impressionism.
Posted by: polynikes

Rich Little was my favorite impressionismist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

121 hear the tinkling of the shallow water as it

Phrasing.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:55 AM (sl73Y)

122 Wait is breasts considered a fetish?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (jqCWg)

123 Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.

Today is not that day. I'm smoking pork ribs and a pork butt for pulled pork. I can't really go anywhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (Riz8t)

124 122 Wait is breasts considered a fetish?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (jqCWg)

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I think the strictest definition of fetish is anything not directly related to sexual intercourse that excites sexually.

So, yeah, technically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (GKzf4)

125 But what's got the blonde's attention? She's shielding her eyes from the sun to see something better, but what? (The brunette's left thigh?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM
----
Something, something carpet something drapes.

Posted by: My twelve year old self at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

126 123 Apart from the HQ, I've been trying to stay offline as much as possible.

Today is not that day. I'm smoking pork ribs and a pork butt for pulled pork. I can't really go anywhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 15, 2026 09:56 AM (Riz8t)

======

Perfect time to like and subscribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (GKzf4)

127 Heh, on X there's been an 80's Gillette ad getting posted that is so wonderfully wholesome and masculine. It's jarring compared to what we get now.

https://tinyurl.com/4p997e5n
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026

***
I love my vintage Gillette razors. They were made so solidly that seventy or eighty years after they were produced, they still just *work*.

I avoid their new products including their double-edged safety razor blades. Plenty of other sources for those online without patronizing a company that clearly hates men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

128 94 the yields of lander's.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

129 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Spend a lot of time in swamps, I have never seen a frog upon a lily pad. Amongst them, sure, but never on.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (sl73Y)

130 He's gonna hit us with something nasty on Friday, isn't he...

Posted by: That lady from The Office at July 15, 2026 09:58 AM (OUMaO)

131 127 I love my vintage Gillette razors. They were made so solidly that seventy or eighty years after they were produced, they still just *work*.

I avoid their new products including their double-edged safety razor blades. Plenty of other sources for those online without patronizing a company that clearly hates men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

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My dad (an industrial engineer and academic statistician who has done a whole lot of real world consulting work) likes to say that he saw the design and manufacturing plans of the three edged blade before it was released to the public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:58 AM (GKzf4)

132 *Wait is breasts considered a fetish?*
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Breasts, thighs, wings...hell, even necks.

Posted by: Popeyes Fried Chicken at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

133 I guess God got him for that.

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

134 No way anyone would put out an ad like that today.

Heh, on X there's been an 80's Gillette ad getting posted that is so wonderfully wholesome and masculine. It's jarring compared to what we get now.

https://tinyurl.com/4p997e5n
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (X8xt3)
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lol, all the Wall Street bros …

Gillette did a recent remake of this ad, of sorts, only instead of a father teaching his young son how to shave, it was a father teaching his mentally ill transgender ‘son’ how to shave. Revolting.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (bAJQW)

135 Hyacinth Bucket would like to invite you to her waterside supper with riparian entertainment.

But not those hussies...

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (f+FmA)

136 I'm surprised there is not at least one frog to be seen on those lily pads in the stream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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Spend a lot of time in swamps, I have never seen a frog upon a lily pad. Amongst them, sure, but never on.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026

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I must be thinking of cartoons then. It would be tough for a frog to climb onto a lily pad without tipping it over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

137 pork butt for pulled pork
Friday's art?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Kt19C)

138 I enjoy the artist's landscapes, they are both natural and luminous. But when he shows people there is a sharp division. The clothed people are a bit stiff in their faces and postures. The nudes are much more natural, realistic, in their expressions and stances. Of course they also show off his ability to do skin tones.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

139 133 I guess God got him for that.

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

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So, God punishes people for political things?

What does that say about God's intention for Trump after a bullet grazed his ear instead of exploding his head?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (GKzf4)

140 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

What assholes. Nothing like urinating on his coffin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (wOO3z)

141 I like pork butter and I cannot lie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

142 Very nicely done

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 10:00 AM (MjpV6)

143 I won an award in fifth grade for my project on high desert riparian environments. I think the teacher just liked that my dad taught me the word "riparian." She was a wretched old bag.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (BI5O2)

144 136 Well then, I hope frogs stay the hell away from Guam.
— Hank Johnson

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

145 Cochinita pibil

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (Kt19C)

146 Detecting a Big Booty theme this week

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2026 10:01 AM (MjpV6)

147 123 try searing the shoulder with a few ounces of tequila.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

148 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.

Man I thought I couldn't hate those pedos more.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (/WQyy)

149
My dad (an industrial engineer and academic statistician who has done a whole lot of real world consulting work) likes to say that he saw the design and manufacturing plans of the three edged blade before it was released to the public.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026

***
Back in the '80s I tried those multi-blade things. Invariably I nicked myself or irritated my skin. Not to mention, every time I went to the store to get a new cartridge, the old ones were gone and there was a new model that required a whole new handle. No thanks.

The classic safety razor with soap or cream applied with a brush, or even with Barbasol foam, works like a dream for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

150 SMOD, if you are around, read your comment on Suncor v. City of Boulder and then went to read the amicus brief at issue.

And the US DoJ does not say in its amicus what you fear. Standard preemption starting on page 14-19 of the brief--first that the tail does not wag the dog--states cannot regulate absent specific allowable areas by Congress, beyond its borders under the Constitution, and the furthermore is that the Clean Air Act precludes any state or locality from regulating because it preempts for the federal government the powers under the interstate commerce clause for air pollutants.

Preclusion does not mean that carbon dioxide is a pollutant (as per the withdrawal of the finding) but rather that states or localities cannot add to the list of air pollutants nor regulate them as those are inherently matters that cross state boundaries.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:03 AM (E4rtv)

151 149 Back in the '80s I tried those multi-blade things. Invariably I nicked myself or irritated my skin. Not to mention, every time I went to the store to get a new cartridge, the old ones were gone and there was a new model that required a whole new handle. No thanks.

The classic safety razor with soap or cream applied with a brush, or even with Barbasol foam, works like a dream for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

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I use two-bladed disposable razors and no soap to clean up the cheeks and neck.

The soap stuff has always felt like extra work not worth the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:03 AM (GKzf4)

152 Alt title: "American Boobies"

Sometimes I don't even know you people.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 15, 2026 10:04 AM (DsA2n)

153 Speaking of ripe Aryans, I just watched a few minutes of Cassandra Peterson appearing without her Elvira costume and wig on the Tonight Show years ago. That's what Aphrodite/Venus should look like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)

154 Test for my stalker. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (uOLAf)

155 Waiting for the third sister so they can sing the Siren song.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (afJtY)

156 Chancellor of elite California medical school: “The vast majority of pregnancies are in women.”

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Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

157 "...try searing the shoulder with a few ounces of tequila."

Next week on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman...

Posted by: Somber narrator voice at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

158 154 Test for my stalker. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (uOLAf)

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Miracle Max?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (GKzf4)

159 Gorgeous. Would hang.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (kU0PQ)

160 I use two-bladed disposable razors and no soap to clean up the cheeks and neck.

The soap stuff has always felt like extra work not worth the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026

***
A set of Bic disposables some years ago convinced me that classic "wet" shaving was a good idea. But the rest of it, well, it's a kind of hobby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)

161 I still use Gillette Mach 3 razors with the vibration thing. Yes, I know. Gillette can go spit. But these razors work the best for me (by far).

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 10:06 AM (bAJQW)

162 Since this is before sunscreen they aren't going to be that alabaster white for long...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

163 Graham did turn against Trump. He was a J6 fanatic when it suited him. "Dark Day in American History." "The System Worked." "You Have Guns, Use Them!"

Then he turned again when he realized he colossally fucked up and the King wasn't dead.

This is the problem with reflexive treachery.

Everyone hates you in the end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:06 AM (BI5O2)

164 140 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

What assholes. Nothing like urinating on his coffin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Former GOPe losers that became traitors wail uselessly while counting their ill gotten 30 pieces of silver. Little good it will do them and their precious reputations. Dead intellectually already while their bodies rot into masses of corpulent flesh. No one will mourn their passing.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:07 AM (E4rtv)

165 I must be thinking of cartoons then. It would be tough for a frog to climb onto a lily pad without tipping it over.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

"The Old Mill"- Walt Disney Silly Symphonies.
One of the very best, imo.

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 10:07 AM (f+FmA)

166 I like pork butter and I cannot lie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Damn autocucumber! This is an outrage!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

167 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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An idea so breathtakingly stupid that only a person educated beyond their intelligence could believe.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (E4rtv)

168 Wait is breasts considered a fetish?

A fetish tends to focus on a body part or an accessory to the exclusion of entire-body sexuality. Hence, breasts / bras, feet / shoes, legs / stockings.

Oddly, women generally do not tend to have fetishes. They may admire a body part, but it is usually in the context of sex. While you would have no trouble finding a man who is turned on by womens' stockings*, finding a woman who is turned on by mens' feet would be quite a task.

*Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (qRla/)

169 Off to get my daily zapping. Later gators.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (ExV1e)

170 The best Word to describe this painting: Perky

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:08 AM (sKqQm)

171 >>Waiting for the third sister so they can sing the Siren song.

This woman gets it.

It's a trap!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 10:09 AM (viF8m)

172 154 Is this like a Sixth Sense thing — “I stalk dead people?”

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

173 So, God punishes people for political things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Bulwark assholes would already be smited if that was the case.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (E4rtv)

174 100% is a majority so the doctor is correct.

Posted by: Math at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (TSBN+)

175
Oddly, women generally do not tend to have fetishes. They may admire a body part, but it is usually in the context of sex. While you would have no trouble finding a man who is turned on by womens' stockings*, finding a woman who is turned on by mens' feet would be quite a task.

*Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 told me she liked the backs of men's necks. But she found them "fascinating," not sexy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

176 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.

That sounds dumb...but I was thinking the other day for solitary animals like say squirrels, the momma squirrel must be pretty surprised when she gives birth.

Pack/social animals will see others give birth but solitary animals don't...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (sKqQm)

177 173 So, God punishes people for political things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Bulwark assholes would already be smited if that was the case.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (E4rtv)

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Must mean that Stalin was God appointed since he didn't die at the hands of enemies, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:10 AM (GKzf4)

178 try searing the shoulder with a few ounces of tequila."

Next week on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman...
Posted by: Somber narrator voice

A few ounces of tequila will help with searing shoulder pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (mISmA)

179 Speaking of ripe Aryans, I just watched a few minutes of Cassandra Peterson appearing without her Elvira costume and wig on the Tonight Show years ago. That's what Aphrodite/Venus should look like.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)

I happen to have a thing for Sarah Palmer playing Gwengoolie, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (qRla/)

180 Y'know who else was a ripe Aryan?
Did Schumer learn his fart techniques in a bunker?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (Kt19C)

181 There are hints that matriarchy was more common before civilization though it is really, really hard to classify such things.

But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

182 How many men back in the day got into painting to have the opportunity to paint a scene like this?

Note, you couldn't just start a band yet

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

183 Sven Squad is lame and gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (Kt19C)

184 still use Gillette Mach 3 razors with the vibration thing. Yes, I know. Gillette can go spit. But these razors work the best for me (by far).
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Gillette makes good shit, it's just that the corporate suite has been taken over by assholes.
Sometimes you just have to ignore them.
On the other hand cheap bastard me switched to store brand disposables and Barbasol years ago.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (sl73Y)

185 9 Speaking of ripe Aryans, I just watched a few minutes of Cassandra Peterson appearing without her Elvira costume and wig on the Tonight Show years ago. That's what Aphrodite/Venus should look like.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026
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I happen to have a thing for Sarah Palmer playing Gwengoolie, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026

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Yes indeed. The young Cassandra as Aphrodite, and Sarah as Discord --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

186 181 There are hints that matriarchy was more common before civilization though it is really, really hard to classify such things.

But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

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Eugene Levy has a travel show on Apple.

He went to Utah in one episode and visits a local Native American family. They're matriarchal.

He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (GKzf4)

187 Woke lady vandalizes lost fisherman memorial because she thinks the statue's mooring line is a noose 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/mumc4m22

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All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

188 American Beauties
Jerome B. Thompson

Though these are not scenes from everyday life, no doubt Jerry made good money from such fine works of art featuring very young 'women.'

This painting somehow reminds me of Thumbelina from the Hans Christian Andersen classic fairy tale. Big foliage and rock, small people in comparison.

I'd pass hanging, not at all over boob viewing distress but rather the willies I get considering the possible age of the models and monetary profits gleamed.

Jer could do much better as an artist.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

189 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

***
Let me guess. Anthro prof was a woman?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

190 167 "you smell like fish
after fish is dead" -king kong

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

191 would hang

Posted by: Gref at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (OoD18)

192 Yeah, Sarah Palmer is a good-looking dame.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

193 190 167 "you smell like fish
after fish is dead" -king kong

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

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That guy ain't got nothin' on me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (GKzf4)

194 I happen to have a thing for Sarah Palmer playing Gwengoolie, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM

You are a man of good taste.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)

195 Fetush, no. Appreciation of a well shaped male ass encased in a pair of Wranglers, yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (afJtY)

196 Must mean that Stalin was God appointed since he didn't die at the hands of enemies, or something.

Not disagreeing on your broader point, but in the end he might have been poisoned by Beria...

Of course the more standard interpretation is he purged the elite Soviet medical establishment and then terrified his underlings so much they waited so long to call for medical help that it dramatically reduced his change of survival.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (sKqQm)

197 But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.

and true progress

and wealth

and not being stuck in a longhouse forever

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (j+aD2)

198 All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.

This is known.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (wOO3z)

199 168 "we all got our little things" -my dead supernintendo
latest gal comes running at the hint of shaving. sits and watches.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

200 >>Former GOPe losers that became traitors wail uselessly while counting their ill gotten 30 pieces of silver. Little good it will do them and their precious reputations. Dead intellectually already while their bodies rot into masses of corpulent flesh. No one will mourn their passing.

Seeing some speculation from Jeff Clark that groups like The Bulwark and The Lincoln Project have received funding from deep state friends. Someone is obviously funding these assholes and they must have money to burn because they are pretty much ineffective yet they keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (viF8m)

201 Finally! Something for us !!!!

Pedal to the metal, er, water, er, ... it doesn't matter! Pedal!

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

202 200 Seeing some speculation from Jeff Clark that groups like The Bulwark and The Lincoln Project have received funding from deep state friends. Someone is obviously funding these assholes and they must have money to burn because they are pretty much ineffective yet they keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2026 10:15 AM (viF8m)

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"We must protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (GKzf4)

203 165 ... "
"The Old Mill"- Walt Disney Silly Symphonies.
One of the very best, imo."

sal,
Thanks for mentioning the Silly Symphonies. I loved them as a kid and still do. They were creative, clever, and the animation was excellent. Turns out a lot of them are on YT.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)

204 He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

The left stumbles across this sort of stuff all the time, accidently proving the point they are disagreeing with and not even understanding what they've done.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

205 Cassandra Peterson was a ginger in real life. Me likey.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

206 we all got our little things" -my dead supernintendo
latest gal comes running at the hint of shaving. sits and watches.
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026

***
And No. 2 found my shaving to be fascinating as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

207 140 The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term.
Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

What assholes. Nothing like urinating on his coffin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Disgraceful.

They smell the blood in the water and have to strike hard before Congress heads off and out. Come fall, there are only so many weeks to swing mid-term elections, voting to halt the progress of this administration.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 15, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

208 The left stumbles across this sort of stuff all the time, accidently proving the point they are disagreeing with and not even understanding what they've done.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

They just play stupid and the media covers for them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (wOO3z)

209 204 He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

The left stumbles across this sort of stuff all the time, accidently proving the point they are disagreeing with and not even understanding what they've done.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

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Another episode is little more than a conversation with Prince William.

It's obvious PR for the crown to try and make William seem likeable or whatever.

But what struck me is that William almost never talks about his role and his future role in the context of the people of the United Kingdom. It's all about his family and tradition.

It's amazing self-centered while acting like he's being selfless. William is going to be a fucking terrible monarch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (GKzf4)

210 I was watching a leftwing feminist try to explain the rise of the Proto Indo Europeans and how shortly after they invented horses we see their cultural items and male DNA showing up across massive areas.

The standard interpretation is that with the domestication of horses they conquered neighboring tribes, took the women, and killed the men.

The feminist interpretation? Well, maybe the women in the neighboring tribes just found horsemen really attractive and decided to mate with them instead of their loser farmer male peers.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm)

211 176 and girls entrapped with no knowledge of the outside world? "dead give away. dead give away. when a skinny little white girl run into a black man's arms" -charles ramsey
squirrel moms chew the nuts off most of the males in a litter.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

212 There are hints that matriarchy was more common before civilization though it is really, really hard to classify such things.

But if that is true it means that patriarchy is likely necessary for civilization.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

Absolutely true. People got to be beaten into a semblence of order, with the threat of another beating keeping them that way. We are jusy fortunate that this can be communicated figuratively rather than literally, for the most part.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

213 Thanks for mentioning the Silly Symphonies. I loved them as a kid and still do. They were creative, clever, and the animation was excellent. Turns out a lot of them are on YT.
Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)

We have the complete DVD set, bought when it first came out. It runs about $90.00 on Amazon now.
The kids liked them, but I loved them!

Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (f+FmA)

214 Woke lady vandalizes lost fisherman memorial because she thinks the statue's mooring line is a noose 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/mumc4m22

-
All fishing trips begin with a lynching for good luck. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:13 AM

This one needs the application of a genuine Insomniac-approved tire iron.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)

215 So, is the blonde's salute in error since it is done with the left hand? And is there a flag (American, natch) off stage she is saluting? And why is the brunette smirking? Her boobs are not really bigger than the blonde's (although brunette is checking closely to be sure).

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM (OTAXA)

216 Yeah, Sarah Palmer is a good-looking dame.

Somewhere there's a picture of her getting made up as Lily Munster. That would put me in my bunk for at least a year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:21 AM (qRla/)

217 Well, maybe the women in the neighboring tribes just found horsemen really attractive and decided to mate with them instead of their loser farmer male peers.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm
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So, proto biker chicks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:21 AM (amcLV)

218 210 The non-Indo-European chicks probably wanted to do the horses, but settled for their riders instead.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

219 We have the complete DVD set, bought when it first came out. It runs about $90.00 on Amazon now.
The kids liked them, but I loved them!
Posted by: sal at July 15, 2026 10:20 AM

I remember some years back when my friends' 3 boys were small, and they bought them a DVD set of the original Muppet Show. I'd never seen them laugh that hard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 10:22 AM (bFu5X)

220 squirrel moms chew the nuts off most of the males in a litter.
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

So sue me. I had 3 chipmunks I needed to make a quick buck.

Posted by: Dave at July 15, 2026 10:22 AM (wOO3z)

221 Captain Obvious, how are you doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (afJtY)

222 OK, hot weather here which is making me sleepy. I need a cold shower to wake up and get back to work on the book.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (qRla/)

223 You should not image search 'Cassandra Peterson Penthouse'.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (ZxPkt)

224 More like American BELLIES amirite?

Posted by: go easy on the twinkies, lassies at July 15, 2026 10:23 AM (gKWVE)

225 But what struck me is that William almost never talks about his role and his future role in the context of the people of the United Kingdom. It's all about his family and tradition.

It's amazing self-centered while acting like he's being selfless. William is going to be a fucking terrible monarch.

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The British monarchy's role in the context of the people UK is just "be the family that symbolizes their traditions."

I don't see how that means he'll be bad at it. The King is just a hood ornament on the British political machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

226 Ben Had, doing ok. Will be seeing a cardiologist sometime soon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (amcLV)

227 Oh another one I've seen of late...the left has been putting together infographics for various crimes showing right leaning groups, eg heritage Americans etc commit more absolute numbers of crimes then corresponding left leaning groups.

These always invite someone posting per capita numbers and the left going REEEEE

So for example heritage Americans commit 2/3s of the violent crime in America. Ok. But if there are 330M heritage Americans and the left's claimed 10M illegals what do those per capita numbers look like? Even if you take a more realistic number of illegals like 40M that means they are committing crimes at a rate way higher then heritage Americans do.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

228 “If it weren’t for Men, we’d still be living in Caves”

Is axiomatic

“If it weren’t for Women, we’d still be living in Caves”

Also true.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (bNASa)

229 It was painted in the 1800's, so yes they would have been old enough. People back then married young. Besides I like the painting.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (IY9No)

230 225 The British monarchy's role in the context of the people UK is just "be the family that symbolizes their traditions."

I don't see how that means he'll be bad at it. The King is just a hood ornament on the British political machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

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He will continue to ignore the plight of the people at the hand of the politicians that technically serve him as head of the state. He will exert no authority and continue to just live off the teat of the British people while he plays with toy soldiers in his castles pretending he's affecting things.

So, yes, continuation of the status quo. And the status quo is awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:25 AM (GKzf4)

231 Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (X8xt3)

Why I laugh at the "America is already great" crowd.

Trump's not allowed to complain about stuff he wants to change or that he doesn't like. But these mental patients can literally complain about every single thing that happens and has ever happened involving white people or whatever.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:25 AM (jqCWg)

232
Waiting in dred for Pollock and Rothko's return.

Very nice. Almost hang over the saloon bar quality.

Posted by: Auspex at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (Y8DZL)

233 Gah invented horse riding not invented horses.

Obviously people were eating horses long before the PIEs figured out how to ride them

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

234 He has voiceover about how things can be done right when women run things, but the visuals are of complete and total abject poverty in the desert.

Bear Grylls Men v Women The Island

Women = starving
Men = LARPing

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (mISmA)

235 212 entire civilizations ruled by la choncla.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

236 Trump's not allowed to complain about stuff he wants to change or that he doesn't like. But these mental patients can literally complain about every single thing that happens and has ever happened involving white people or whatever.
Posted by: ...

Mental defectives.

Posted by: Dave at July 15, 2026 10:27 AM (wOO3z)

237 Way back in college, some anthropology professor or something told me women's equality among cavemen ended when men figured out they had something to do with reproduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Larry Gonick made this argument, or assertion, in his Cartoon History also.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:27 AM (gKWVE)

238 Nude Week>>>>>>>Shark Week>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pride Month

Posted by: Wally at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (0CPh7)

239 I got a hood ornament on my machine yesterday evening.
Those prairie dogs really do need to stay off the road.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (gKWVE)

240 It's the DoubleMint Twins in their birthday suits!

Posted by: AlecK at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (cMlC1)

241 This picture reminds me there was some English author who grew up surrounded by statues and art and when he had his first night as a married man was absolutely shocked his wife wasn't as hairless as the art he knew.

Talk about living in a bubble...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

242 213 shopping for a fore/ aft stroller in a thrift store i spotted the box set of vhs bullwinkle tapes. we had no money, but it came home with us. that and the ten dollar public domain red skelton dvd shaped my children's brain mush. and i discovered where my dad's "the foggy, foggy dew" came from.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

243 And, of course the political machine there deeply hates Britush traditions of all kinds. Too new. They prefer older fashioned traditions like gang rape and honor killings these days.

I frankly don't perceive a future role for the House of Windsor. They should probably quit wasting money on it and just roll it up, or perhaps have the Kings convert and retain their positions as some kind of powerless "Chief Imam" who puts a white face on British sharia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

244 217 all the horsemen knew her.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

245 Ok, they're cutie nudies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (xcxpd)

246 It's the DoubleMint Twins in their birthday suits!
Posted by: AlecK at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (cMlC1)
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Double your pleasure. Double your fun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (amcLV)

247 Ironically the left in Britain is nominally anti-monarchy but in reality they want figureheads like the Windsors to better slow boil the frogs (as in British plebes not frenchies)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:30 AM (sKqQm)

248 16 The artist was so poor he could not afford clothes for them.
Posted by: NR Pax

The artist is a playa. He's got them thinking that they're getting the modeling job.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:33 AM (mISmA)

Life's a beach, sometimes.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (l3cgK)

249 Democratic Socialists of America Call for the U.S. Constitution to Be Abolished

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And then high speed rail to the death camps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

250 243 And, of course the political machine there deeply hates Britush traditions of all kinds. Too new. They prefer older fashioned traditions like gang rape and honor killings these days.

I frankly don't perceive a future role for the House of Windsor. They should probably quit wasting money on it and just roll it up, or perhaps have the Kings convert and retain their positions as some kind of powerless "Chief Imam" who puts a white face on British sharia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

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Pull all government funding. Remove any and all formal ties between the crown and government. Let them keep their properties as tourist attractions and make their money that way (it's apparently substantial) while the government taxes it at 90%.

Then kill Parliament and replace it with a constitutional republic with limited, proscribed powers.

And a pony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (GKzf4)

251 200 Seeing some speculation from Jeff Clark that groups like The Bulwark and The Lincoln Project have received funding from deep state friends. Someone is obviously funding these assholes and they must have money to burn because they are pretty much ineffective yet they keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw

Pierre Omidyar (Ebay) was funding Bulwark and Kristol from his loose pocket change. Omidyar has French and Iranian ancestry so that might be a clue as to his sensibilities.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (E4rtv)

252 JackStraw, like this from DataRepublican a while ago -
French holds simultaneous positions in at least three organizations: Redeeming Babel (Curtis Chang's outfit that runs The After Party curriculum), the Trinity Forum (where he's a senior fellow), and the Kettering Foundation (senior fellow as of 2026). The first two sit inside a $33 million ecosystem called New Pluralists, a collaborative fund operated through Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors.

Posted by: gKWVE would like some of that $33M too at July 15, 2026 10:32 AM (gKWVE)

253 I frankly don't perceive a future role for the House of Windsor. They should probably quit wasting money on it and just roll it up, or perhaps have the Kings convert and retain their positions as some kind of powerless "Chief Imam" who puts a white face on British sharia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Word has it that King Jugears is a goatraper convert. So he has his prayer rug ready to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 10:32 AM (wOO3z)

254 I'm calling for Democratic Socialists to be abolished. So there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2026 10:33 AM (amcLV)

255 233 blind pony photographer was first.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)

256 I am amused by people like the Bulwark complaining about the "Epstein Class"....is their real complaint Epstein chose girls instead of boys?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:34 AM (sKqQm)

257 238 toyotathon.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (R11M+)

258 Oh another one I've seen of late...the left has been putting together infographics for various crimes showing right leaning groups, eg heritage Americans etc commit more absolute numbers of crimes then corresponding left leaning groups.

I have a list of about 70 people killed by illegals. It won't let me post it here. Keeps saying it appears to be spam.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (mISmA)

259 Pretty much every artistic media is something we can use to capture nekkid women.

Note in those old cave paintings those stick figure women were not wearing a single fur...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (sKqQm)

260 toyotathon.
Posted by: cmeat

Mmmmmmm, Toyota Jan.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:35 AM (mISmA)

261 Thou … shalt. Wait … shalt not. Hmm. That's a contradiction, right? Flip a coin and see what it says. Or get that Magic 8-Ball from the chest in the other room and ask it. No. Don't do any of that. Soup! Make SOUP! No - the OTHER kinda of 'soup'. Put on Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' LP while you do it. And people today say life's complicated … HA! I'll see your 'complicated' and raise you two maroons … !

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (ayRl+)

262 Am I the last to hear about (or experience) the Gen Z stare...?

The leftards I know are quick to blame the pandemic - too quick - but I hav thought about it, and believe it's the constant judgment from media and social media that has caused them to withdraw. Leftards don't want anyone happy so this is what they have wrought. I will continue analyzing it but this is what I've landed on for now.

Not a single article I've read has considered this which makes me all the more certain it's a huge contributing factor.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (jqCWg)

263 And a pony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (GKzf4)

Your plan sucks.

I didn't see the word "gunpowder" in there even once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (Ot/FD)

264 Is this one of those deals where if you squint just right you see a bunch of squiggly lines?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (/Chlc)

265 263 And a pony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:31 AM (GKzf4)

Your plan sucks.

I didn't see the word "gunpowder" in there even once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (Ot/FD)

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Treason and plot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (GKzf4)

266 Ben Had, are Levis right out?

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (z6ONu)

267 Definitely not the Grateful Dead album cover!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (1z8ji)

268 I have a list of about 70 people killed by illegals. It won't let me post it here. Keeps saying it appears to be spam.
Posted by: rickb223
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If there are graphics in that list, get rid of them and get rid of spaces. Sometimes have that problem when posting something from X.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (E4rtv)

269 squirrel moms chew the nuts off most of the males in a litter.
Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

So squirrel moms are feminists?

Posted by: Or Tradcons. at July 15, 2026 10:37 AM (TbWk/)

270 258 can you teeni url it? posted from 258 elmwood, wilmette.

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:38 AM (R11M+)

271 256 I am amused by people like the Bulwark complaining about the "Epstein Class"....is their real complaint Epstein chose girls instead of boys?
Posted by: 18-1

It is a dying Democrat talking point--the grifter GOP class using it got defeated or resigned--Massie, Mace, and MTG. The talking point is dying because almost every single predator named were Dems.

Luttnick was the main GOP type named (Dershowitz was a Dem at the time now GOP) and Luttnick visited Epstein Island with his family apparently including kiddies for a couple of hours. Not exactly the grist that the Dems could use effectively.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:40 AM (E4rtv)

272 @CNN
·
10h
Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy. https://cnn.it/4yjqC3g

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

273 261 Thou … shalt. Wait … shalt not. Hmm. That's a contradiction, right? Flip a coin and see what it says. Or get that Magic 8-Ball from the chest in the other room and ask it. No. Don't do any of that. Soup! Make SOUP! No - the OTHER kinda of 'soup'. Put on Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' LP while you do it. And people today say life's complicated … HA! I'll see your 'complicated' and raise you two maroons … !

Posted by: Dr_No at July 15, 2026 10:36 AM (ayRl+)

Shalt is the second person singular present of shall, e.g. Thou shalt not commit adultry...

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

274 If there are graphics in that list, get rid of them and get rid of spaces. Sometimes have that problem when posting something from X.
Posted by: whig

No graphics. Just about 70 names single spaced straight down.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (mISmA)

275 260 at&t lily --> toyoyo jan

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (R11M+)

276 Buck, afraid so.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (afJtY)

277 272 @CNN
·
10h
Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy. https://cnn.it/4yjqC3g

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

Now to find the whipped cream...

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 15, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

278 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.

So their sensors were... jammed?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

279 Ben Had at 195:

Also a nice thick muscled throat in a shirt open at the collar.

Posted by: Wenda at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (dXRTU)

280 geez. off sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (l3cgK)

281 No graphics. Just about 70 names single spaced straight down.
Posted by: rickb223
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Probably the carriage (line) returns after each entry--long lists with carriage returns are treated as spam by Minxy. Same sometimes as short sentences followed by carriage returns.

Posted by: whig at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (E4rtv)

282 I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is but she (he? it? them?) is/are but she he it them is obviously a statistical genius.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

283 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Yesterday two boobies. Today four. What will tomorrow bring???
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (2WIwB)

284 Also a nice thick muscled throat in a shirt open at the collar.
Posted by: Wenda at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (dXRTU)
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*does neck-ups furiously*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

285 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.

So their sensors were... jammed?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)
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Must be the Cotton Candy Nebula.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (FZ29D)

286 > Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust and gas near the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
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Would have been more amusing if it was found in the center of Uranus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (jehhT)

287 Astronomers have detected a natural sugar found in raspberries in clouds of interstellar dust
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Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry!

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 10:45 AM (jqCWg)

288 282 I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is but she (he? it? them?) is/are but she he it them is obviously a statistical genius.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

You are more likely to be killed by statistics...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

289
282 I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is but she (he? it? them?) is/are but she he it them is obviously a statistical genius.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

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Correct.

ICE will just straight up murder you if they decide to, and the administration will cover them.

Anyone who even imagines ICE will target them from illegal immigrants to legal immigrants stewing in leftist agitprop to AWFLs who are afraid of being deported because their families only came here 300 years ago should all just remove themselves from American soil for their own safety.

America is a fascist, dictatorial, totalitarian shithole where brown people are killed for sport by "legal" authorities who then dine on their corpses.

Why are any of you still here?

Flee! Flee and fear for your lives!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (GKzf4)

290 283 "not enough tits on a wolf" -drakar sauna

Posted by: cmeat at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

291 272 In the Beret Nebula?

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

292 Whig, some name are familiar.

22 year old Laken Riley, 12 year old Jocelyn Nungaray, 20 year old Kayla Hamilton, 37 year old Rachel Morin, 33 year old Deborah Brandao, 26 year old Casey Chadwick, 20 year old Mollie Tibbets, 40 year old Larisha Thompson, 16 year old Lizbeth Medina, 25 year old Ruby Garcia, 48 year old Santiago Lopez Morales, 31 year old Nazareth Tamer-Claire, 42 year old Maria Pleitez and her 11 year old daughter Dayanara, 15 year old Luis Jocsan Nanez Lopez, 19 year old Da’Cara Thompson, 7 year old Ivory Smith, 37 year old Megan Bos, 18 year old Hallie Helgeson, 19 year old Brady Heiling, 30 year old Alexis Jasso, 11 year old Aiden Clark 43 year old Fernando Navarrete, 29 year old Grayson Davis, 23 year old Matthew Denice, 28 year old Isidro Cortez, 8 year old Maverick Martzen, 10 year old Alex “AJ” Wise Jr., 20 year old Katie Abraham, 18 year old Taliyah Crochet, 18 year old Rylan Oncale, 32 year old Kate Steinle, 18 year old Moussa Fofana, 19 year old Anya Varfolomeev and 19 year old Nicholay Osokin, 21 year old Sarah Root, 44 year old Police Officer David Lee, 47 year old Melissa Powell and her 16 year old son Riordan, 70 year old Robert Boles,(cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (mISmA)

293 17 year old Nabra Hassanen, 15 year old Genesis Cornejo‑Alvarado, 17 year old Jamiel Shaw II, 55 year old America Thayer, 36 year old Javier Vega Jr., 49 year old Tony Bologna, 20 year old Michael Bologna, 16 year old Matthew Bologna, 8 year old Mora Gerety, 6 year old Ian Matteo-Garcia, 27 year old Christopher Gadd, 27 year old David Hadrich,
58 year old Cynthia Goulding, 36 year old Cheston Edward’s, 22 year old Connor Holcomb, 3 year old Andi Lynn Blair, 25 year old Corbin Wagner, 76 year old Gretchen Gross, 46 year old Epharo Gilbert,
68 year old Diane Hill-Luckett, 30 year old Dominic Durden

Are just some of the people killed by an illegal alien… and it could have been 100% prevented had our laws been followed..

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (mISmA)

294 11 girls walked into a bar: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at July 15, 2026 09:53 AM (dm0MY)

And when they all leave with me, it's a 100some.

Posted by: GWB at July 15, 2026 10:47 AM (kU0PQ)

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