Mid-Morning Art Thread

Second Story Sunlight
Edward Hopper

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Covered titties. Haz sadz......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

4 Multiple NOODS have been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

5 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

6 You can just tell if a painting is a Hopper can't you?

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

7 Beauty and The Beast?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (pyNYl)

8 Mother and daughter.....both with bodacious melons.

Heredity can be awesome at times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

9 >>Multiple NOODS have been lum'd.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

10 Nice, and Big Booty Week continues

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (iYRFG)

11 Nice picture for a sunny summer day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (ibDUx)

12 Restore Biological Time!

End translight saving time!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (oH7fL)

13 The joys of having a straight edge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

14 Guys who couldn't find their binoculars were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

15 Don't forget the sunscreen.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

16
*fistbump*
Posted by: Nazdar at July 16, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

Back atcha.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

17 Like Hopper very much, even though there is a little bit of cartoon quality to his human figures.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (oe+PA)

18 Fun!

But she's not topless?
Gotta makes sure there's no tan lines.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

19 "Get down, Jane. The pool boy isn't due until after lunch."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (u/oMr)

20 Thicc strawberry-blonde with big'uns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

21 Never been a fan of Hopper, but I do appreciate his style. I actually like this one.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

22 Is that a dude on the left?

I embiggened and I'm still not sure

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (sJHOI)

23 Alternate title: "Taylor Swift and her Second Husband"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (X8xt3)

24 That's a broad beam.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 09:34 AM (MWfyi)

25 It pays to advertise.

Posted by: Widow Smith's Boarding House at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

26 Neat

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (lCppi)

27 Very nice. I hadn't seen this one before . Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (6jy2V)

28 Get to the Hoppah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)

29 2,1

Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (HcoTw)

30 Less than ten comments and we already got a "bodacious" sighting.

Posted by: Person who appreciates the word bodacious at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

31 Mom is not pleased with boy doing silly stunts trying to get the young lady's attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

32 Where's the door, Hopper?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

33 Both weaned on cock.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Kt19C)

34 That woman is significantly less naked than yesterday's women. Disappointing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

35 Feels like too much background.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 16, 2026 09:36 AM (Tcz0f)

36 Where's the door, Hopper?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

Seems quite the oversight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

37 Get to the Hoppah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)

*big ass Indian screams*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

38 Huh. I recall this as a puzzle onced...

Still like it.

Posted by: man at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (XuXeR)

39 Where's the door, Hopper?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

I believe the young lady showing off her assets is on the second floor.

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

40 There's sunlight down here, too, ya know.

Posted by: The first story at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

41 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.

https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)

42 The painting portrays two women of different ages on the balcony of a white house: an older woman reading a newspaper and a younger woman sitting on the railing, gazing outward. Hopper’s wife, Josephine, posed for both figures, though neighbors disputed the identity of the younger woman,

Oops, thought the older one was a dude!
Sorry, Josephine!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

43 That's one buxom balcony.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

44 Where's the door, Hopper?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

Seems quite the oversight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:36 AM

Both were cesarean born. They use the window.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)

45 Bea Arthur: Did you get neekid?
Girl on Second Story: No
Bea Arthur: Did you try to get nekkid?
Girl on Second Story: Yes
Bea Arthur: Ok. This is the last week. You have to get nekkid or we will have to remove you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (u3HiE)

46 I wonder if they are on the coast somewhere looking at the ocean and enjoying early summer sunshine.

I like this. Very east coast feel.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (yEz+x)

47 Twin peaks times three.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

48 OK, so deyz both bitchez

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 16, 2026 09:39 AM (sJHOI)

49 Reminds me of my parents’ old place up to the Maine coast.

Their porch had a door, though.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at July 16, 2026 09:39 AM (c6ntH)

50 I like this. Very east coast feel.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 16, 2026 09:38 AM

It does have a very New England beach house kind of vibe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (kgE5c)

51 Where's the door, Hopper?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Fi81e)

I believe the young lady showing off her assets is on the second floor.
Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)
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Right. Got that. On a balcony. Did they make houses with balconies where you had to step out a window? (They may have, I guess)

I suppose the "window" on the right could be a door, but it is not different enough from the other one.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (Fi81e)

52 Second Story Sunlight was painted in 1960, the year Edward Hopper turned 78.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (oH7fL)

53 They climb out of a window. Duh.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 09:40 AM (MWfyi)

54 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.

https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)

That's like a caricature of the same painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

55
32 Where's the door, Hopper?

She came in through the bathroom window

Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 16, 2026 09:41 AM (HcoTw)

56 Yowza! How you doin'?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 09:41 AM (sYM3s)

57 Where's the door, Hopper?
Posted by: Axeman

Sort of a pattern with him. Note the diner from Nighthawks...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

58 "That's like a caricature of the same painting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

That dude is ripped and stacked.

Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (MWfyi)

59 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.

https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)

There's a lad down on the street yelling "I'm BAD! I'm so bad I should be in DETENTION!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

60 Hopper always looks like illustrations for Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys books. This one: The Mystery at Mendocino Massage Parlor.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

61 She looks like nose art on a world war eleven bomber

Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (HcoTw)

62 Not sure why I quoted that.......wasn't necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

63 Yesterday - everything....X2

Today - large tracts of land but...stored away

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)

64 Yesterday - everything....X2

Today - large tracts of land but...stored away
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)

However, we are still continuing Tit Week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

65 Sort of a pattern with him. Note the diner from Nighthawks...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 16, 2026 09:42 AM (OUMaO)
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At least in Nighthawks, you can imagine the door being off to the right, just not in the "shot".

Again, I don't know. Do they make houses with balconies (perhaps meant partially to be "decorative") that have only windows to access them?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (Fi81e)

66 Hopper always looks like illustrations for Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys books. This one: The Mystery at Mendocino Massage Parlor.

Does Nancy Drew catch Robert Kraft with his pants literally down?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)

67 I just hope next week isn't shArt week......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

68 the door is at the end of the alley between the two dormers.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (/enuJ)

69 And now I'm humming. . .

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day
At night the crickets creepy

Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (X8xt3)

70 Posted by: Quinntrevis Altorise Arvyda JaVaughn Dontavis RuntreZe
++++

LOL!

Posted by: SEC running backs at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

71
The Brazen Sunbathing Suburban Hussy - a limerick

A complaint was filed by Mrs. Heddy Crood
An outrage from her attic window viewed:
"If you climb up on that chair
And on tiptoes lean out there
You can almost see my neighbor in the nude!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

72 However, we are still continuing Tit Week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM

Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)

73 How cool were her tits?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (Fi81e)

74 "Don't jump!"

God, I love that one.

Posted by: J Biden at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

75
Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)

And we will complain.

Then CBD will remind us about the Hot Air Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

76 Seconds Before Disaster.... bimbo fell off the ledge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (jehhT)

77 68 the door is at the end of the alley between the two dormers.

--------

Mmmm. Natalie Dormer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:47 AM (u/oMr)

78 How cool were her tits?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (Fi81e)

Ambient air temp was 78 degrees at the time of painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

79 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)

80 Are we creepy neighbors looking from our second story?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (Fi81e)

81 >>Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.

>>And we will complain.
Then CBD will remind us about the Hot Air Art Thread.

But secretly, we'll be thankful he didn't dip into the awful art by weirdo Lena Dunham's dad.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (X8xt3)

82 Hussies, hoydens and harridans.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (amcLV)

83 Hopper's wife, Josephine Hopper, does not appear to be particularly well endowed so I don't think this is a painting of her.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (sKqQm)

84
But secretly, we'll be thankful he didn't dip into the awful art by weirdo Lena Dunham's dad.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (X8xt3)

Yep. That'll do it.

Nice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

85 I just hope next week isn't shArt week......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhK
*******
Shark week starts July 26th. I wouldn't mind some artwork of sea creatures, especially sharks during that week. 🦈

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

86 Pardon me, can I get you an iced tea?

Posted by: Bobbie Sue and Mary Jane at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

87 first is a transom, then is a casement, then is a hopper, then is a corpuscle.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (R11M+)

88 We’ve already had a few birds this week, Mate.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

89 Great. Tomorrow we'll get birds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)
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At least that wouldn't be a fat man on a white ottoman.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:51 AM (Fi81e)

90 >>>I just hope next week isn't shArt week......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Wash those greens you're buying, I hear that the explosive diarrhea is difficult to contain. A spare change of clothes may be prudent.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (sYM3s)

91 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (X8xt3)

92
>Wash those greens you're buying, I hear that the explosive diarrhea is difficult to contain. A spare change of clothes may be prudent.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (sYM3s)

I haven't been to a Taco Bell in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (2YhKe)

93 At least that wouldn't be a fat man on a white ottoman.

Why it got to be white?

Posted by: The oppression continues. at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (HcoTw)

94 Both were cesarean born. They use the window.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

***********

Visitors often request a womb with a view!

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 09:53 AM (I0N4X)

95 Are we creepy neighbors looking from our second story?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM
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Why, yes. Yes we are.

Posted by: And proud of it at July 16, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

96 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

97
Why it got to be white?
Posted by: The oppression continues. at July 16, 2026 09:52 AM (HcoTw)

The world truly misses John Wiley Price........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

98 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)

99 So the parasite thing is spread by fecal contamination of crops right?

Well...I guess this is another case of illegals "enriching" us with their culture and diversity.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (sKqQm)

100 100

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)

101 Not something I would hang but that applies to most Hopper paintings but they are still enjoyable to look at. Nurse mentioned it has an east coast feel and I agree. It has the feel of an older east coast neighborhood I've seen in Providence and some bigger New England towns. The close houses, but still separate, is typical.

The point is the way the two women are enjoying the sunlight. The older woman (mother or grandmother) is relaxed, self-contained and reading. The younger one is on display for people to notice. Her focus is outward, not content with herself. It's subtle as Hopper often is.

It's a small thing but the way the sun illuminates the wall in the room on the left of the scene, showing a spare, uncluttered space, seems to reflect the simpler, content feel of the older woman.

Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

102 So the parasite thing is spread by fecal contamination of crops right?

Well...I guess this is another case of illegals "enriching" us with their culture and diversity.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (sKqQm)

Yep. Good thing we've got illegals picking all our crops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

103 Never knew Hopper painted bathing beauties
Would hang always like Hopper.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (OXYE0)

104
100 100
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)

m hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

105 The world truly misses John Wiley Price........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

No. No it doesn't.
Next you are going to say the world misses Diane Ragsdale.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (u3HiE)

106 100 100
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fi81e)

m hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)
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I fully expected that post to read "101 100"

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (Fi81e)

107 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (X8xt3)

108 100 100 = 100 4

Posted by: Some Binary caclualor at July 16, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

109 "...showing a spare, uncluttered space, seems to reflect the simpler, content feel of the older woman."
###
And her nether region.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at July 16, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

110 89 "in a little coat"

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

111 90 crypty the cryptosporidium leads to a photo finish.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

112 The painting portrays two women of different ages on the balcony of a white house: an older woman reading a newspaper and a younger woman sitting on the railing, gazing outward.
___________

Matt Dillon lurks below with a parabolic mic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

113 92 where else are you gonna get sour cream from a caulk gun?

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

114 93 it's funny because he's fat.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

115 Just because it came across the playlist.....and it rocks.

https://youtu.be/SUKOPD0yVj4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:01 AM (2YhKe)

116 Matt Dillon's best work...Wayward Pines

The second season wasn't so good though

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 10:01 AM (sKqQm)

117 it's funny because he's fat.
Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)
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AoSHQ Style guide suggests BEN ROTHLISBERGER as the handle for that post.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 10:01 AM (Fi81e)

118 I do like Hopper. And busty blondes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

119 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

120 My neighbor's house is literally an Edward Hopper painting.

Looking right at it.

Well, the house he knocked over was the one in the Hopper painting - the one he built in its place is very much the same, but... bigger than the old lighthouse keeper's house.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (DKxfA)

121 >>>Yep. Good thing we've got illegals picking all our crops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Remember when that jackoff, Michael Chertoff, secretary of homeland security, was standing at the podium with his head of lettuce prop? Good times.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (sYM3s)

122
I do like Hopper. And busty blondes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

https://shorturl.fm/riDuy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

123 Matt Dillon's best work...

*************

20 years without shagging Miss Kitty...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

124 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (2YhKe)

125 Cream of caulk? Yum. And by yum I mean I'm the working man's friend.

Posted by: James Talarico at July 16, 2026 10:05 AM (yjflf)

126 I do like Hopper. And busty blondes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:02 AM (xcxpd)

https://shorturl.fm/riDuy
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

Well, she does meet that standard. She's no Chanel Jansen though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:08 AM (xcxpd)

127 lemme switch out this dcbox and recloser real quick.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

128

Well, she does meet that standard. She's no Chanel Jansen though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2026 10:08 AM (xcxpd)

Fine.........

https://shorturl.fm/hOMYY

There's just no pleasing some people.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)

129 82 Hussies, hoydens and harridans.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2026 09:49 AM (amcLV)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Shrews, termagants, and fishwives at July 16, 2026 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

130 When asking the hardware clerk where you can find some quick0-hardening caulk be sure to enunciate the "L"...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:15 AM (I0N4X)

131 Ask your ENT if Termagant is right for you.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at July 16, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

132 Matt Dillon's best work...

-
I'm reading The Searchers by Alan Lemay. Character actor Harry Carey, Jr. wrote an introduction but his days acting during the golden days of westerns. He said James Arness was a cut up on set whose favorite joke was to let a big one rip at an appropriate, or inappropriate, time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

133 130+ comments, and not *one* speculation as to the location of the sniper?

What kind of Smart Military Blog is this, anyway?

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

134 How come she never comes to play at my house … ? Sadz ensue …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 16, 2026 10:18 AM (ayRl+)

135 Bewbs!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 10:19 AM (q6iEv)

136 Hussies, hoydens and harridans.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
_________

Hos, heffers, he-haws and hoola-hoops.

Chappelle's Playa Haters' Ball, for those that haven't seen it:

https://tinyurl.com/juppt6ue

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2026 10:19 AM (XvL8K)

137 So the parasite thing is spread by fecal contamination of crops right?

Well...I guess this is another case of illegals "enriching" us with their culture and diversity.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2026 09:54 AM (sKqQm)

Yep. Good thing we've got illegals picking all our crops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 16, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

Toileto papel. Usalo!!!!

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 10:19 AM (lCppi)

138 The old lady sitting there reading adds nothing. Should not have been included….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 10:20 AM (q6iEv)

139 Matt Dillon's best work...

*************

20 years without shagging Miss Kitty...
Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

Reading Matt Dillon but thinking Matt Damon.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 10:21 AM (lCppi)

140 I'm listening to bit from the Congressional interview of Todd Blanche . The radio host says, " Republicans are really bad at this. They ask normal questions, while the Democrats are incredibly rude and go off the subject. " Yes, indeed , Sheldon Whitehouse asks Blanche something like ," As Attorney General will you investigate the awful Kash Patel who abuses flight privileges, drinks too much and is always talking to his girlfriends?l Todd Blanche's response "What an extraordinarily obnoxious question." Good for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 10:21 AM (m6Eem)

141 The Jews made him say it!

Charlie Kirk knew Candace Owens was a snake all along.
Here he is calling her demonic just days before he was murdered.
Candace is desperately trying to bury this video, but she can't.

https://tinyurl.com/fr6rhnkx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

142 When asking the hardware clerk where you can find some quick0-hardening caulk be sure to enunciate the "L"...

Okay, but I really don't think he'd be that upset if he heard
"Peas" instead of "Please".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2026 10:22 AM (Riz8t)

143 FU.

Posted by: The old lady at July 16, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Is there 'a bustle in your hedgerow' … ? Enquiring minds, y' know …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 16, 2026 10:22 AM (ayRl+)

145 As Attorney General will you investigate the awful Kash Patel who abuses flight privileges, drinks too much and is always talking to his girlfriends?l Todd Blanche's response "What an extraordinarily obnoxious question." Good for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2026 10:21 AM (m6Eem)

Great response. Marco Rubio's testimony is usually entertaining, too.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 10:23 AM (lCppi)

146
The fetching lass in the bikini could sit calmly on the railing, secure in the knowledge that her bodacious cans provided sufficient counterweight to keep her from tumbling backward over said railing.

So endeth today's lesson in Statics. No need to thank me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:23 AM (ixS3i)

147 I'm reading The Searchers by Alan Lemay. Character actor Harry Carey, Jr. wrote an introduction but his days acting during the golden days of westerns. He said James Arness was a cut up on set whose favorite joke was to let a big one rip at an appropriate, or inappropriate, time.

Ah, dry, arch, sophisticated British humor is the best.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

148 When asking the hardware clerk where you can find some quick0-hardening caulk be sure to enunciate the "L"...

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Especially in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 10:23 AM (Fi81e)

149 Breaking News: Meghan Markle's Netflix cooking series "With Love, Meghan" has been nominated for a surprise Daytime Emmy.

The series, however, was recently axed by Netflix.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 16, 2026 10:24 AM (0sNs1)

150
Give up trying to please the morons CBD and just post old Penthouse centerfolds.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 10:25 AM (Y8DZL)

151 Charlie Kirk knew Candace Owens was a snake all along.
Here he is calling her demonic just days before he was murdered.
Candace is desperately trying to bury this video, but she can't.

https://tinyurl.com/fr6rhnkx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
---
That's just the deal he tried to make to keep her alive.

They told Charlie to take her out, and Charlie said, "How about if I defame her online, like this?!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2026 10:26 AM (Fi81e)

152
Is there 'a bustle in your hedgerow' … ? Enquiring minds, y' know …
Posted by: Dr_No

The yellow police tape surrounding the hedgerow denoted its status as a murder scene. Led Zepplin was complicit in covering up this crime.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:26 AM (ixS3i)

153 Quick-hardening Caulk was our garage band name.

Posted by: Steely Dan at July 16, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

154 The fetching lass in the bikini could sit calmly on the railing, secure in the knowledge that her bodacious cans provided sufficient counterweight to keep her from tumbling backward over said railing.

So endeth today's lesson in Statics. No need to thank me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:23 AM

Tomorrow, class, we'll be developing and solving the third-order differential equation describing the motion of her bodacious cans whilst she jogs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2026 10:27 AM (0sNs1)

155 Freddy the German discovers FREEDOM!

https://tinyurl.com/ms6ya43t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

156 How come Ol' Dude's reading instead of gazing at ta-tas … ? Betcha he's reading 'Boys Life'.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 16, 2026 10:27 AM (ayRl+)

157 How come Ol' Dude's reading instead of gazing at ta-tas … ? Betcha he's reading 'Boys Life'.

Because he is a she.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2026 10:29 AM (Riz8t)

158 Plot twist: last week CBD found out he is lactose intolerant

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 10:29 AM (LuIt4)

159 Taco Bell: Holy Land.

Posted by: Freddy, the World Cup German tourist at July 16, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

160 Reading Matt Dillon but thinking Matt Damon.
Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 10:21 AM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Festus at July 16, 2026 10:30 AM (0sNs1)

161 How come Ol' Dude's reading instead of gazing at ta-tas … ? Betcha he's reading 'Boys Life'.
Posted by: Dr_No

Dude, that's an old lady.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

162 The old lady sitting there reading adds nothing. Should not have been included…

***********

Adult Supervision - a limerick

The matronly Maria Campelone
Came along to act as chaperone
"Don't smile at that cute guy.
Don't give Handsome Jack 'the eye'.
And for goodness sake leave THAT chap alone!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (I0N4X)

163 20 years without shagging Miss Kitty...
Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

Miss Kitty divided her shagging time between Doc and Festus. That's why those two were always bickering.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

164 And she's reading a trashy romance novel.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

165
Tomorrow, class, we'll be developing and solving the third-order differential equation describing the motion of her bodacious cans whilst she jogs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I cannot help but admire scholars who face the maths monster head on and sets the bar at third-order differential equations. No weak sauce first-order equations or second-order equations for them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (ixS3i)

166 Charlie Kirk just said he wasn't going to debate Candace. He indirectly inferred all those on the internet that were anti-semites were demonic. I wonder why he said he wasn't going to debate Candace and didn't say that for Nick Fuentes or any other Groyper?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (2noDb)

167 Dude, that's an old lady.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

We are all KJB…. What’s a woman?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 10:33 AM (q6iEv)

168 With a higher resolution image the people look like something out of an Archie and Jughead comic book.

https://tinyurl.com/42aten4y

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2026 09:37 AM (u/oMr)

Like many before her she is much better in low resolution.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2026 10:33 AM (LuIt4)

169 Tomorrow, class, we'll be developing and solving the third-order differential equation describing the motion of her bodacious cans whilst she jogs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I cannot help but admire scholars who face the maths monster head on and sets the bar at third-order differential equations. No weak sauce first-order equations or second-order equations for them!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (ixS3i)

Let’s get Terence Tao working in this problem!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2026 10:34 AM (q6iEv)

170 Better Freddy the German link.

https://tinyurl.com/yydpftpy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 16, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

171 Give up trying to please the morons CBD and just post old Penthouse centerfolds.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 10:25 AM (Y8DZL)

That's not a bad idea!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2026 10:35 AM (l4RKn)

172 Miss Kitty divided her shagging time between Doc and Festus. That's why those two were always bickering.
Posted by: Bulg

She was never the same after Chester left. He was clearly the love of her life.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2026 10:36 AM (Y8DZL)

173 There's never been any doubt that Hopper was a raging heterosexual.

Dude liked the wimmenz, to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 10:36 AM (IG3/x)

174 Quick side question...do we have any Horde in Hawai'i? Was wanting to track down some folks in the Hilo area and I'm a bit stumped (plus, that 6 hour time difference between there and where I am kinda makes things harder)...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 16, 2026 10:36 AM (OUMaO)

175 @PeteHegseth
1h
The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 16, 2026 10:36 AM (3ImbR)

176
Miss Kitty divided her shagging time between Doc and Festus. That's why those two were always bickering.
Posted by: Bulg

That Festus had lost his middle finger on his right hand and thus could not create a convincing "scissors" left him at a permanent disadvantage during their daily rick-paper-scissors duels to settle whose turn it was to visit Miss Kitty. You'd bicker, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:37 AM (ixS3i)

177 I'd call it "Trophy Wife."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2026 10:39 AM (w6EFb)

178 Quick side question...do we have any Horde in Hawai'i? Was wanting to track down some folks in the Hilo area and I'm a bit stumped (plus, that 6 hour time difference between there and where I am kinda makes things harder)...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum

The Ed guy, who mostly comments on the gun thread, is from Hawaii. Shows up at the NoVa MoMes, so he probably doesn't live there anymore, but he might be a good place to start.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

179 20 years without shagging Miss Kitty...
Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

Miss Kitty divided her shagging time between Doc and Festus. That's why those two were always bickering.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

The first or second episode has Matt Dillon coming from upstairs in the Long Branch, where I presume the action takes place. I can't remember if he was fastening his holster, but I thought it implied he and Miss Kitty had a thing going on.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2026 10:40 AM (lCppi)

180 Tomorrow, class, we'll be developing and solving the third-order differential equation describing the motion of her bodacious cans whilst she jogs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
________

This reminds me of the Google AI add where the hot chick asks about the quadratic formula and is told she needs to first solve for the discriminant. She says "Oh!," like that actually means something to her.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2026 10:41 AM (XvL8K)

181 My Mom had a thing for Matt Dillon. My Dad would always tease her about it.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

182 $20. Same as upstairs.

Posted by: Miss Kitty at July 16, 2026 10:42 AM (2Ez/1)

183
Granny: "It's been a long time since I made Nettle Pie -- how about that for dinner tonight, Priscilla?"

Priscilla: "I think I'll kill myself."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:42 AM (ixS3i)

184 I cannot help but admire scholars who face the maths monster head on and sets the bar at third-order differential equations.

They'd have to be awfully firm. I would think tatas are first addressed in a grad-level partial differential equations course.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2026 10:43 AM (aZ9eR)

185 That reminds me: you've all seen the cinematic masterpiece "The Killer Shrews" featuring Ken "Festus" Curtis and James "Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane" Best, right?

Special effects costing nearly $15, with the eponymous shrews being represented in many shots by dogs with string mops attached to their backs.

And speaking of bodacious tatas, it also stars Ingrid Goude, a former Miss Sweden who barely spoke a word of English. Not that she needed to in order to carry out her designated role in this film (as Monty Python would put it, "Featuring Ingrid Goude as the Girl with the Large Breasts").

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 10:43 AM (IG3/x)

186 Good moroning, friends

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at July 16, 2026 10:43 AM (z6ONu)

187 That reminds me: you've all seen the cinematic masterpiece "The Killer Shrews" featuring Ken "Festus" Curtis and James "Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane" Best, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Yes, I've seen it. Incredibly cheesy, but fun nontheless.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

188 > left him at a permanent disadvantage during their daily rick-paper-scissors duels to settle whose turn it was to visit Miss Kitty.

Given the context, we can speculate about what he might've used as a replacement finger in any such context.

Zzzzziiiippp. "Okay, Doc, I'm ready."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 10:45 AM (IG3/x)

189 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2026 10:43 AM (IG3/x)

Yet another fine film best enjoyed via Mystery Science theater 3000

Posted by: The Great Vorelli at July 16, 2026 10:45 AM (PSEDc)

190
They'd have to be awfully firm. I would think tatas are first addressed in a grad-level partial differential equations course.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2026 10:43 AM
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Would that involve the pencil test?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at July 16, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

191 Hugo, you are a dummy. Hand me that sock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 16, 2026 10:46 AM (PSEDc)

192 183
Granny: "It's been a long time since I made Nettle Pie -- how about that for dinner tonight, Priscilla?"

Priscilla: "I think I'll kill myself."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:42 AM (ixS3i

Granny- ‘Well, forget throwing yourself off from there. I already did that years ago. Didn’t get hardly a scratch.’

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2026 10:47 AM (6tDvd)

193
Given the context, we can speculate about what he might've used as a replacement finger in any such context.

Zzzzziiiippp. "Okay, Doc, I'm ready."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Doc. "Nice try, Fester, but scissors have firm legs of equal length. Fail!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2026 10:48 AM (ixS3i)

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